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+# Code Of Conduct and Kindness
+
+The maintainers of this software project stand for equality, especially when
+comparing against the number thirteen.
+
+The *is-thirteen* project is dedicated to providing a
+comparison-against-twelve-free experience for everyone, regardless of gender,
+sexual orientation, typeclass, document encoding, or klout score.
+
+The pull requests will continue until comparison against thirteen improves.
+
+Make thirteen great again, or I will crush you.