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def prompt
print "> "
end
puts "You enter a dark room with two doors. Do you go through door #1 or door #2?"
prompt; door = gets.chomp
if door == "1"
puts "There's a giant bear here eating a cheese cake. What do you do?"
puts "1. Take the cake."
puts "2. Scream at the bear."
prompt; bear = gets.chomp
if bear == "1"
puts "The bear eats your face off. Good job!"
elsif bear == "2"
puts "The bear eats your legs off. Good job!"
else
puts "Well, doing #{bear} is probably better. Bear runs away."
end
elsif door == "2"
puts "You stare into the endless abyss at Cthuhlu's retina."
puts "1. Blueberries."
puts "2. Yellow jacket clothespins."
puts "3. Understanding revolvers yelling melodies."
prompt; insanity = gets.chomp
if insanity == "1" or insanity == "2"
puts "Your body survives powered by a mind of jello. Good job!"
else
puts "The insanity rots your eyes into a pool of muck. Good job!"
end
else
puts "You stumble around and fall on a knife and die. Good job!"
end
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