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           <li><img src="parrots/congaparrot.gif" alt="Conga Line Parrot"/> Conga Line Parrot<span tooltip="A self sufficient conga line parrot!">*</span></li>
           <li><img src="parrots/partyparrot.gif" alt="Party Parrot"/> Party Parrot</li>
           <li><img src="parrots/sadparrot.gif" alt="Sad Parrot"/> Sad Parrot<span tooltip="Parrots are entitled to their full range of emotions.">*</span></li>
+          <li><img src="parrots/fastparrot.gif" alt="Fast Parrot"/>Fast Parrot<span tooltip="Now with 50% more party!">*</span></li>
+          <li><img src="parrots/slowparrot.gif" alt="Slow Parrot"/>Slow Parrot<span tooltip="Web 1.0 all over again!">*</span></li>
         </ul>
 
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