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+OH HAI!
+
+So wtf iz dis?
+
+I givez you dis (parshul) LolSql grammah in Perl 6, teh language of 
+parsing WIN! Srsly lex and yacc are SO pwned now.
+
+OMG haz translashun to standard non-lol SQL too!
+
+Commit bitz given to kittehs with skillz to hack on dis...jus ask. Iz
+OK if ur Perl 6 n00b...u can findz help on #perl6 on freenode...bring
+us some cheezburger and patches and slaninaz, kplzthnx.
+
+Be gud kitteh...kthnxbai