Write on your GitHub profile!
Work in progress. You shouldn't use it. Also, even if it wasn't a work in progress, you shouldn't use it. Just don't use it. I'm sorry.
This takes a message, encodes it to a simple bitmap font, and generates a bunch of git commits in the past. To make your profile look like this:
See it for realz: https://github.com/joewalnes
10 second tutorial
Use greendots.py to generate a shell script with your commits in.
$ mkdir ../my-repo $ ./greendots.py "Yo yo!" > ../my-repo/make-my-repo.sh
You only have 6 characters that can be displayed. Make it count.
Then run that script to create a repo. This will generate lots of commits in your new repo.
$ cd ../my-repo $ bash make-my-repo.sh
Now create your repo on github.com and push it. It'll take a minute or two, but you should now see your message in your profile at github.com/YOURUSERNAME.
To remove this nonsense, just delete your repo from github.
This is ridiculous. Go away.
GitHub - sorry about this. Please don't ban my account.