A less fun and glorious license.

LICENSE

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-                      Cat Supremacy License, version √-1
+Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a
+copy of this software and associated documentation files (the "Software"),
+to deal in the Software without restriction, including without limitation
+the rights to use, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute, sublicense,
+and/or sell copies of the Software, and to permit persons to whom the
+Software is furnished to do so, subject to the following conditions:
 
-Everyone who recognizes the superiority of the species Felis catus over mere
-Homo sapiens is hereby gladly granted the right to use, modify, distribute,
-sell, borrow, give, steal, pee on, print out and use as a kindle, deface,
-scribble on, give less, more or same respect as $PRESIDENT of $YOUR_COUNTRY
-gives to the Constitution, etc, and so on, this software; with or without
-modifications, in either a preferred or unpreferred form for modification,
-with or without a fee of any kind.
+The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be included in
+all copies or substantial portions of the Software.
 
-Those who have yet to mend the error of their ways are also given all of the
-above rights, albeit grudgingly.
+THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR
+IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY,
+FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT.  IN NO EVENT SHALL THE
+AUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER
+LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING
+FROM, OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS
+IN THE SOFTWARE.