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bring back a few quotes

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1 parent 10d8adb commit 9514dc3a963dd3809813701ea241f359aa6a6c4c @kraih committed Aug 30, 2012
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package Mojo;
use Mojo::Base -base;
+# "Professor: These old Doomsday devices are dangerously unstable. I'll rest
+# easier not knowing where they are."
use Carp 'croak';
use Mojo::Home;
use Mojo::Log;
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@@ -6,6 +6,8 @@ use overload
'""' => sub { shift->to_xml },
fallback => 1;
+# "Fry: This snow is beautiful. I'm glad global warming never happened.
+# Leela: Actually, it did. But thank God nuclear winter canceled it out."
use Carp 'croak';
use Mojo::Collection;
use Mojo::DOM::CSS;
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package Mojo::IOLoop;
use Mojo::Base -base;
+# "Professor: Amy, technology isn't intrinsically good or evil. It's how it's
+# used. Like the death ray."
use Carp 'croak';
use Mojo::IOLoop::Client;
use Mojo::IOLoop::Delay;
@@ -1,6 +1,8 @@
package Mojo::Server::Hypnotoad;
use Mojo::Base -base;
+# "Bender: I was God once.
+# God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died."
use Cwd 'abs_path';
use Fcntl ':flock';
use File::Basename 'dirname';
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package Mojo::Server::Morbo;
use Mojo::Base -base;
+# "Linda: With Haley's Comet out of ice, Earth is experiencing the devastating
+# effects of sudden, intense global warming.
+# Morbo: Morbo is pleased but sticky."
use Mojo::Home;
use Mojo::Server::Daemon;
use POSIX 'WNOHANG';
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package Mojo::UserAgent;
use Mojo::Base 'Mojo::EventEmitter';
+# "Fry: Since when is the Internet about robbing people of their privacy?
+# Bender: August 6, 1991."
use Carp 'croak';
use List::Util 'first';
use Mojo::IOLoop;
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package Mojolicious;
use Mojo::Base 'Mojo';
+# "Fry: Shut up and take my money!"
use Carp 'croak';
use Mojo::Exception;
use Mojolicious::Commands;
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package Mojolicious::Lite;
use Mojo::Base 'Mojolicious';
+# "Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass!"
use File::Basename 'dirname';
use File::Spec::Functions 'catdir';
use Mojo::UserAgent;
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package Test::Mojo;
use Mojo::Base -base;
+# "Amy: He knows when you are sleeping.
+# Professor: He knows when you're on the can.
+# Leela: He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan.
+# Zoidberg: Oh.
+# Hermes: You'd better not breathe, you'd better not move.
+# Bender: You're better off dead, I'm telling you, dude.
+# Fry: Santa Claus is gunning you down!"
use Mojo::IOLoop;
use Mojo::Message::Response;
use Mojo::Server;

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