Hi fellow camper.  I would like to have 2 firewood 2 food and 2 water please
Hello! Nice to meet you. I am sorry but I must decline that offer. My counteroffer for myself is 2 food, 2 firewood, and you can take the water. 
Nice to meet you too.  I appreciate your offer but my boys are coming along and I need extra food . They love to eat 🙂
I see but unfortunately I also have kids, one boy and a girl, coming along with me as well. They love to explore the area and thus get hungry often. Is there a possibility we can negotiate the amount of food? I am willing to decrease the amount of firewood and water but am stuck on having 2 or more food items for my family.
Seeing as my boys do love campfire and having smores I can definitely work it out with you. 🙂
If I take 2 food, 1 firewood, and 1 water, would that work for you?
Yes that would be more than fair and I could accept that.  Maybe we could even go camping together sometime that way we all would have a great time!!!🙂🙂
That sounds amazing! Would love to go camping with others as long as we social distance! 
Lol. Yes I know . I can't wait for this virus to be gone forever. Okay I ll make the deal . Keep safe. 
Alrighty! Thank you for your flexibility and patience. Stay safe as well!