Hey buddy. How's your day going? 🙂
Oh it's going pretty good. Just having a relaxing cigar! 🙂
Oh nice. It's over 100 degrees here, great for a campfire. How's the weather for you? 🙂
100? Good God, it's only 60 here. So, let's get down to the haggling I suppose haha. What do you crave the most on your trip? Since it's 60, firewood's my biggie
Oh lord. Houston we have a problem. 🙂
I take it we're both craving the firewood, huh? hehe Well, how about food and water? I like those both too, probably more than firewood.
Don't fret. I'm sure we can work something out. What's your 2nd highest priorty item? 🙂
Food 🙂 Well, let's see, how about this? You take 2 firewood, I take 2 food and we'll just do something with the water.
I got a better deal. You can get the big bonus items in firewood, all 3 and a water, and I'll get 3 and 2? 🙂 
Well, sure, I can go for that! You got a deal.