Hello, hope all is well.  I need all the extra water.  I sweat more due to a condition so have to replenish fluids
i'm not buying it.  I told you my horses need water to drink.  They are dehydrated and malnourished due to mistreatment.  I need all the extra supplies.🙂
 Not buying it?  I am insulted.  How about I take 2 water, and 2 firewood. You can have the rest
I work for a nonprofit that supports a charity for the mistreatment of horses.  I would venture that you are probably someone that would be cruel to animals.  I think you are a bad person so I'm going to walk away and you will get nothing.
Well, I was told not to use profanity, so you are lucky that THEY TOLD ME NOT TOO
Using bold text is the same as profanity.  I bet you voted for Trump too and are probably a white supremacist. 😡
Look, we are here to make a deal that is good for both of us. How about I take 1 water, 2 food and 2 fire wood.
Ok, I'll take all the water for the poor starving horses and you can have 1 firewood and 1 food. 🙂
Dude, we both lose if we don't agree.  You can have all the food and I take 3 water and 2 food
There is no deal I'm walking away now☹️
last offer i get 3 firewood and 2 food.  You get 3 water and 1 food.
Walk-Away