Hi there.  I'm looking for some water and firewood.
Howdy! Water and Firewood. Looks like someone left 3 foods, 3 waters, and 3 firewoods. Perhaps we can split them. I need food because of a raccoon.
Pesky raccoons!  I tend to get dehydrated so extra water is essential for me.  A bit of extra firewood is always good to keep warm and get the smores made.
I really dont need any firewood so perhaps you could have all the wood, and I could have the food splitting the water 2 for you and 1 for me. Sound good ?🙂
I definitely don't mind giving you all the food since I'm dieting lol but maybe one more water so 2 for me and one for you?  I have a bad habit of getting dehydrated ☹️
Ok! Thought thats what I wrote, but no harm no foul. Up for a hike after we get this taken care of? Its a little early yet.
That sounds wonderful to me!  Can always do up some food and smores afterwards!  Although might best if you cook the food, unless you like to eat charcoal lol :D  Also yes I do apologize I read that incorrectly!  There's that dehydration lol 
Cool. 🙂 So do you do any running? Would like to do some trail running, but need to check out the trails first. 
Ungh I am nowhere near enough in shape to run, unless something is chasing me, but if that is the case then I shall valiantly stay behind on the trail to defend you while you run 🙂
Well, valiantly eh? Ok. I guess I only need to out run you when the bear chases us. Some idiot in Europe got too close to a bear for a selfie. Too funny. 
Ohhh no!!  That doesn't sound like a very bright idea.  I doubt you'll have any issue outrunning me!  So before I forget, again, 2 water to me, 1 to you, I get all firewood and you get all the food?