Hello
Hello! I am going on an expedition and am in need of provisions. The risk is much, the need is great, but the rewards are even greater! I am asking that you might allow me to have 3 firewood, 2 food, and 2 water.
Why do you need so much firewood?🙂
My camping expedition is in the far reaches of the north, away from civilization. I've already lost three fingers to frostbite, and I can ill afford to lose another. In short, I need the firewood - for fire. And warmth.
Sorry to hear about your problems. Are you going to Canada this time?
Farther. I'm going so far north that we'll be passing over the north pole and keep going into Siberia.
That sound cool, I mean cold. 🙂
It will be. And I'm grateful that you recognize the need! Will you do me a solid by permitting me to have these provisions?
I can give you 3 firewood, but only 1 food and no water.
Good gravy! I will need to cancel the expedition if that's all you have to spare. Can you surely do no better?
I do like to have lots of water because I get thirsty on some of my longer hikes. How about I give you 3 firewood, 1 food and 1 water?
I see. I can get by without the water, but I need more food. With 2 food, I will probably need to eat my dog, but I will survive. Will you give me 3 firewood, 2 food, and no water?
That sounds good to me. Let's make this deal.