hi,are you a first time camper here
Hello.  No I'm not a first time camper.  I'm a Girl Scout Troop Leader.  I'm excited to take my troop.  It's their first time. 
That means you probably came prepared. My son packed for us and i think he believes it's winter as we have lots of wood but not enough water. You wouldn't have any water you could spare, would you
We could trade for some of your wood.  The girls are working on their fire starting badge and their cooking over an open fire badge.  🙂  
Thanks, we didn't really want to carry this around all day
Great.  We can set up camp, and the girls can practice.  The co-leader is worried about insurance liability of the girls using an ax.  LOL!
Let's hurry because I want to get as far away as possible from girls with an ax😡
We can trade your extra wood for our extra water, but we will need food to cook.
my boys will need to eat also as they will need their energy to fend off the ax wielding girls, i think an even swap of wood for water is very fair 🙂
I have 12 Girl Scouts so I will need at least 2 of the food packages.  🙂
You have my boys greatly outnumbered and you have axes, i think i saw this once in a horror movie, i can do 3 woods for 3 waters, and i'll even throw in one food as long as it's a donation and tax deductible🙂