Hi! I am really hungry! How are you liking camping?
I love it.  But I would like to build a fire so I need some firewood.
Really? I have a lot of firewood!
How many are you willing to part with?
I’d be willing to trade you 2 firewood’s for 2 food packages if you want
That sounds like a great deal to me.
How are you on water?
I am okay on water.  What about you?
I’m ok on water, middle of the road as well. Willing to share if you like.
I'll take one water if that's okay.