what's up! during my camping trip i'm planning to cook on the fire & the kids want s'mores, so i kinda want more firewood so i can do all that stuff. how do you feel about giving me 2 of the firewood packages?
I will agree to the firewood deal if I can get 2 more waters
so you get 2 and i get 1 of the water?
well since you have kids, I will agree to 1 water and 1 extra food
that's really nice of you, thanks. what are you planning to do with the extra water?
I may need to extra water in case I go hiking later today
well, i certainly wouldn't want you to get dehydrated, so i'm okay with that
awesome..I know what you mean about stretching this convo out..lol 
we gotta hustle haha. okay so 2 firewood for me, 2 water for you. how do we split the food?
since you have kids, you can take more food than I need