Hi friend. 🙂 I'm going camping in the woods near my grandparents cabin. I'm inviting some friends along for a little bit of fun too because they have a guest house and a great field for tents. Would you like to come too? 
Oh that sounds awesome. I am actually going camping with my grandparents and my children. So I would love to have 2 firewoods for them. They get cold easily so I would like a little extra to make sure they can stay warm throughout the evening. 🙂
Yes, I would love to give you two firewoods! 🙂 My grandparents might check in on us, they like camping. But my grandpa has rheumatic problems so he needs lots of water. Could we take all three?
Thank you for the two firewoods. I totally understand that. Since we do have young children I want to make sure they stay hydrated so I would be willing to give you two if I can just have on extra for them.
OK. Your children must be hungry, could we give them two food while we keep one?
That would be wonderful. Okay so I'll take two Firewoods, two food, and one water. Does that work?
Almost. I actually had a disagreement with one of my friends just now because he is a bigger guy, haha! 🙂 Could we keep one of those foods for him? I'll give you another firewood for it.
Haha that's understandable. Well I definitely understand. Yes I would be willing give you two food if I can have three firewood. 
Awesome! This is an amazing deal, thank you friend.
Yes it is. I have really enjoyed discussing with you, and hope you have a great trip.