Hello! Are you excited for your camping trip coming up?
I am super excited!! its going to be awesome 🙂 i see we have some packages we can split. the first thing i notice is there is food available! i was wondering if i could take all 3 ? 
How about you can have all the food if I can have all the water?
Is there any way i could have all the food and just 1 water at least? I bought my friends dog last minute and completely forgot to pack her some water? what do you think? im open to discuss? But YES all 3 food is great for me
If you're going to do that, then I need 2 water and all three firewood. I feel like I'm really getting the stick of the deal otherwise.
oh i understand why you would feel that way. is there a reason why you would like all 3 water?
I'm going camping in an exceptionally hot part of California (daytime temperatures are like 100F+) and I'm opting to not take too much food for that reason. The nights get rather cold, so I need some firewood, but I can deal with cold nights more than thirsty days!
WOW your brave for camping in that heat. im in upstate new york for camping so maybe i can find a stream for pup to drink from. im okay with giving you all the food and ill have all the water. what are we thinking for firewood?
One or two is fine with me. Since you're in NY will there be natural wood/trees for you use potentially? There won't be too many where I'm at.
there are some woods but i broke my leg last week and im taking my kids and i dont trust them to gather wood alone. so is it possible for me to have 2?
Yes! Let's do it. I think that's a fair trade. I'm just going with myself, so 3 water for me, 1 firewood for me, the rest to you is fine.
okay so we have a deal? i get all food you get all water. i get 2 wood you get 1? NICE thanks so much and i hope you have a fun trip!! stay hydrated