Hello, I will start out by saying that I would like to have 3 water because I do not have a nearby water source. What is your situation?
Hello. I have a health issue that I need to stay hydrated at all times. I do understand your situation though. 
How much firewood and food do you think you need? 
Im a vegitarian so food I would like 1 food and for fire 2
I think that we can work it out 🙂. We could do something like 2 firewood for you, 1 for me. 2 water for me, 1 for you. And 1 or 2 foods for you, 1 or 2 foods for me. What do you think?
That is a kind offer. 🙂 The water is very vital for me. How bout 3 water for me, 0 food for me 3 for you and 1 firewood for me and 2 for you 
Zero water is not going to work 😮. I am willing to switch water and firewood amounts so that I get 2 firewood and 1 water and you get 2 water and 1 firewood. 
Alright. But than I will need at least 1 food than. So it would be 2 water for me 1 for you, 1 food for me 2 for you and 1 firewood for me and 2 for you. 🙂
I think that sounds ok, I will make that deal with you whenever we can go through with it. 🙂
Smashing🙂 Sounds good with me. Happy to get it all sorted out. cheers