Hi, how are you, getting excited for the big trip?
I am very excited and just about ready to go on the big trip.
Very nice, I would definitely like to have a bigger, longer campfire, helps with food and fun. Would you mind if I took extra firewood? I could do without any extra food.
I was looking for extra firewood as well as I have brought along 2 more people than normally planned.  So I will be cooking more at mealtime and for a longer duration.  I will not need as much water.  Could I interest you in extra water?
Hmm, extra water would be good too, would still need some firewood though. I could get by with 1 firewood if I could use 3 extra water, how does that sound?
The firewood deals sounds good if I am able to get 2 packages.  However not sure if I can pass on all the extra waters.
Ok, so how about I get 1 firewood, 2 waters and 2 food. You would get 2 firewood, 1 food and 1 water.
The problem is with the extra people I brought I'm going to have to figure out a good deal with the food as well.  I'm thinking me 3 firewood, 0 water, and 2 food.  Leaves you with 0 firewood, 3 waters and 1 food
Sorry, I'd rather have more water than food. I have people I need to think about too. I think the best I can do was my previous offer.
OK so let's settle each item.  Can we say we agree on I get 2 firewood and you get 1?
yes, thats fine. Please remember though that my top preference was to have as much firewood as possible and you are getting more now.
You also said you could get by with 1 firewood if you could get 3 waters.  Does that sound good on those two items?
sure, with that, i would be good with only getting 1 extra food, you could have the other 2.
Are you sure?  That's seems pretty generous of you!
Well, that would be 1 firewood, 3 waters and 1 food for me. I'll gladly take 2 food if you don't need it, but I'm fine with 1.
Anyway you would be willing to give up 1 of the waters?
We already agreed on the wood and water, do you want 1 food or two?
Ok so settled that I get 2 firewood and no water right. I don't think we exactly resolved the food issue.  I was telling you I had extra people with me anyway I can get 2 foods?
Yes, thats fine, so that leaves me with 1 firewood, 3 water, 1 food. Good?
That sounds good to me and thanks for being so generous!!! 🙂