Hi, I'd like to trade 3 firewood for 3 waters
Hmm, I really need at least some water. I forgot to being extra for my dog T_T 
me as well.. that's okay. what do you suggest?
Well, I'm on a diet, so extra food would just be a temptation, lol. You can have the food, if I can have a water?
my son is diabetic so he has to have some food on hand. how much do you suggest?
No problem. It seems like you really want food right? So you can have it all. 
Would it be a fair trade for 1 water and 2 firewood?
well, I really want at least 4 packages - for weight if nothing else. Working on losing weight remember 🙂
Oh that's smart I can't even lie haha. Okay 1 water 3 firewood for 3 food sound good?
Yeah, I think I could do that. It gets me a decent amount of what I need. Does it get you what you need?
Yes, perfect.