Hello how are you?
I am doing fantastic. How are you doing today?
I am worried because I need to get extra water for my trip so how about I get 2 Waters 1 food and 2 firewoods?
I can definitely sympathize with your plight. Why is it that you are in need of extra water, if I may ask? 
I will need as much water as I can get because I will be hiking a lot.
I hear that. I'm in need of extra water myself, as I happen to suffer from Hyperosmolality, and I am also diabetic. So I was thinking maybe we cold split the packages up like 2 waters & 2 foods for me, and you can have all 3 firewoods and 1 food and 1 water
That sounds like a good deal for you but I lost my arms in a hiking accident so I will need all the water and food firewood, you probably don't need it that much.
I don't think I would call that a good deal for myself. Hyperosmolality causes me to have excessive thirst and my doctors are concerned with the possibility of renal failure. And being diabetic puts me at extra risk, and it requires me to consume snacks throughout the day so I don't slip into a coma. I do not, however, have an arm that was amputated. How does that affect your water intake needs?
I understand that you could use the extra supplies but they kidnapped my wife and they will trade her for 3 water, 3 food and 3 firewood so I need tto hurry and save my wife.
😮Oh how awful for you! How would you carry all of that in addition to the supplies you ALREADY have with only 1 arm? I can make sure you have al of the firewood you need, as I would love to have a campfire but am also allergic to most trees (wood), as well as smoke
How about I get 1 water and all the wood and 1 firewood
I would be agreeable to that. I surely hope that your wife is safe and sound when you get to her.