hello, how are you today?
Great.  Though I am a bit stressed.  I could use a camping trip. 
yes, me too. i am going to one. but i need some food.
Yeah.  I like to go for long hikes so for that I need water and food.  
i have plenty of water, if you have firewood and some food
I have plenty of firewood.  I need two pieces of food though for my hiking.  
one piece wouldn't be enough? i will give all the water
Nope, I need two.  I can give you all of the firewood. 
all the firewood and one food then, not ideal but i can work with that.
I appreciate it.  I am looking forward to this trip.