Hi there, I am willing to give you my food packages for firewood.
Hi! 🙂 Thanks. That's really nice of you. However, I will be staying up late playing music with my companion. We will need our firewood. How often do you go camping?
Ah that sounds like a nice way to spend the evening. I definitely need some firewood, because I have kids, and they really want to make smores. It's a part of the experience.
That sounds fun. Sadly I am unable to give you much of my firewood as it is the primary reason for our trip. ☹️. However, i could offer some extra food for the kids. Is there anything else you need aside from wood?
We will definitely need water, as the kids will be running around. I'd be willing to give you a bundle of firewood, in exchange for water.
Ok cool. I think I can give you some extra water. Do you need any extra food for the kids?
They are rather hungry, especially after running around outside, I would take some food and water in exchange for a bundle of wood.
That's reasonable. However if I'm going to give both food and water I will need 3 bundles of wood in order to justify sacrifcing our limited water and food
Ah unfortunately, we do need some firewood for our campfire. I wouldn
☹️ Oh no! this is terrible. I'm so sorry. I was hoping we would be able to find a middle ground where we both could be happy. I could offer 1 bundle of food, 1 package of water and TWO packages of food. Does that sound appealing at all?
Sorry, I am unsure that I understood your last message, as food is listed twice. I think I would need another bundle of water in order to give up two bundles of wood. I am sorry I am going to need a better deal. I wouldn't want to have to walk away completely. I would have to have another water.