Making silly things using markov chains.
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Silly Markov

A ruby markov chain library for doing silly things. To use it you'll need MongoDB and the ruby drivers for mongo. This library is still under heavy development and is very, very ugly. I'm working on making it simpler to use at the moment, so hang on tight if you want something simple and easy to use. Right now it can do most books from Project Gutenberg in plain text form, though it might have trouble with the way they do quotes.

How to use

Again, this library is still under heavy development and is very, very ugly. For use examples please see load_cookbooks.rb and cookbook_str.rb.

Sample output

The LORD , the men shall tread the great anger of Babylon , Shashai , that thou also his right hand was reckoned , If thy bowels fall by the cherub

The children of his life shall give ye the priests and Bildad the LORD thy cities were among you . An inheritance of Hanani , and thou art true . Strength and , as a city . God hath done judgment


The word of God; and go to possess it. Thou shalt separate three cities. And they went up out of their fathers, lest he break forth and for handmaids. And the coney, because his mercy

The hearing ear, O heavens, from Zorah, and a bottle of wine and the diamond, the son of Ahaziah had no leisure so much was Jesus. Finally, my lord? did not hearken unto thee

The fool hath no money; come, and God is a fool is right, and went into the ark, And Nogah, and returned, and told king Solomon passed all the men of Gilead, and gave

The children of Benjamin saw that she was not given forth upon usury: that he may give thanks for you all his wives. And Joseph said unto their own doings have beset them about thirty years of many women

The bands of love until the even was come down from mount Ephraim, their clusters are bitter: therefore the more carefully, that ye may with one accord, to overthrow him. I removed his shoulder, and

The children of Israel went out after Israel: And the priest pertaineth the oil, and did cast them to their appointed time every year. For though I had mercy on the prophetess, the cities of these cities

The counsel of the field, that he might fight with the woman, compelled him; yea, and lay down, whose cry is come up of the camp unto a place for their judges, Take heed to

The captive exile hasteneth that he may be found of you, making mention of him abideth in him that loved us, he went through fire and brimstone: which is according to this place, because their deeds.

The length of an harlot? God is not sown. Israel hath justified herself more than all the princes of Succoth. Gilead abode beyond Jordan, and laid hands on him. He made also an exile. Whereas

The sons of Zophah; Suah, and the eyes of the LORD my God. Depart ye; it is the well of water to drink unto one city, they will carry, and said, Cast thy burden

The earth is disquieted, and I will stretch over Jerusalem: for he shall come before thine enemies thy footstool? Are not Abana and Pharpar, rivers and streams; wherein ye dwelt, shall they call them,

The children which should not return from his wicked way, and said unto her. Then Zerubbabel the son of Mary, which followed Jesus from Caiaphas unto the king of the sanctuary; but have done after their own

The LORD shall reward thee. And many resorted unto him, she and all the men of skill; but the Canaanites and the people answered him again to fetch it: Gather the people of these men which were

The priests the sons of Ham had dwelt ten years? Then shalt thou make all men, which hath sent me to serve the king. And he released unto them, on the third ruler in Israel. The

The sons of Shephatiah, the stranger or sojourner by thee, give. There are not consumed, that we should not be removed, and set them before their idols, then the coast of Israel, that the

The sons of Belial: The LORD also will I be exalted above all the vessels also that nation, and testifying that this man to burn the weapons of war with thee, from the midst of the Jews.

The city of old, and as soon as he shall exalt themselves to the wall, above the liver, and they shall receive a thousand and an ambassador in bonds: But I fear in the book of the

The Gospel According to Saint Matthew The book of the sanctuary, and rulers, and after Samuel, Cease not to send chosen men of Anathoth, which thy father, saying, Speak unto Aaron, saying, Pass

The same followed Paul and Silas, and thine house, and cried; for thou also be marvellous in mine integrity, than with a great curse, and thy daughters shall be exalted above the door, I will

The Second Epistle of Paul? I applied mine heart shall mourn and weep? the word of God, let us not rend away all Jerusalem was in the prison house; and great stones, and that these Galilaeans

1000 now!

Theman's name with whom I sojourn, by slaying her son? And he said unto Moses, saying, Speak now to Zerubbabel the son of Phinehas, the priests of the LORD before the tabernacle of the congregation before the vail. And he made two cherubims of olive tree; Boast not against the LORD; because he loveth thee and thine house: But if they be married to another man, she shall be a fold of flocks, and their sockets were sixteen sockets of silver under the twenty boards; two sockets under another board for his two tenons, and two tenth deals unto every bullock of the thirteen bullocks, two rams, and for the female ten shekels. But if ye will hear his voice, and do his commandments and his testimonies which he testified against them to turn them from darkness to light, he turn it into money, and laid it at the brook Kidron, thou shalt sleep with thy fathers; If thou shalt keep the commandments, the statutes and judgments, that thou mightest answer the words of this song in the night his song shall be with us. Then we turned, and said, Sirs, ye know that every one that erreth, and for all the evil which he thought to do unto them as a little child, he shall surely live. Yet the LORD hath sent me to Bethel. Now there was a man of God which is at Jerusalem, and brought up hath mine enemy consumed. I AM the man that shall touch any unclean thing, whether it be good or bad. And now, O God, to walk after the customs. What is the thing which the LORD shall prosper in his hand went forth eastward, he measured six measures of barley for a shekel, and a chain on thy neck. How fair is thy love than wine! and the smell of my son, and I will set a plumbline in the midst of the hall, called Praetorium; and they brought down the king from the house of the LORD? and who knoweth us? Surely your turning of things upside down shall be esteemed as a forest? And in that day had not the children of Israel henceforth come nigh the tabernacle of witness. And they entered in, and they shall spread them before the LORD. Set ye up a banner upon the high mountains, and in the audience of the people that are upon the haughty, that thou shouldest enter under my roof: but speak the things which happened unto me have fallen out rather unto the furtherance of the gospel. What then? are we better than they? Which of you by any means, when I come again, and receive it, why dost thou not judge and avenge our blood on them that fear him from generation to generation. As God overthrew Sodom and Gomorrah and the neighbour cities thereof, shall be wife unto one of another, and one for Elias: not knowing what he said. While he yet spake, lo, I will send hornets before thee, as he hath promised, saying, What have I now done? Is there not here a prophet of their own faces? Therefore thus saith the LORD, which I command thee this day: consider of it, that ye might believe. For the king trusteth in the LORD: wherefore it is said, Thou art to pass over the sea, and the inhabitants of Taanach and her towns, nor the judgment of the stranger shall not drink wine. This is the oblation that ye shall know that I shall send upon them the day of visitation, and in all the countries, and I told them of the synagogue, Jairus by name; and when his eyes were dim, that he might instruct thee: and the priest shall shut up him that hath it shall abide satisfied; he shall surely die. But if any man that is come up against us. Hell from beneath is moved for thee to do unto his people: But for his kin, that is, of othermen's labours; but having hope, when your children ask their fathers in time to come, and lay with Bilhah hisfather's concubine: and Israel dwelt safely, every man child in your generations by an ordinance for ever. The sun ariseth, they gather themselves together, and wringed the dew out of the well of water, and like a torch of fire in a bush. When Moses saw it, he said unto me, saying, Go not? And the LORD said unto Moses, saying, This month shall be the first that go captive, and shall not be: and let the earth be blessed. Cursed be he that did his neighbour wrong thrust him away, and believed. For as touching the election, they are created: and thou shalt have all the heathen: but I thine handmaid saw not theking's face. Therefore Absalom sent for Ahithophel the Gilonite,David's counsellor, from his city, even in the time of their visitation, saith the LORD. I will overturn, overturn, it: and his father rebuked him, saying, I have foretold you all things, yea, they would exclude you, that ye may have lack of nothing. But when the Pharisees saw it, they said

Applied to Nelson's Home Comforts

Prepare a sauce by boiling a quarter of a pound of sugar, a pint of strainedlemon-juice or a few drops of vinegar, pepper, and salt, fry them until a nice brown colour, then add one ounce ofNelson's Gelatine in a gill of cream. FILLETS OF SOLE SAUTÉS. Having dried the fillets, secure them with thread, which remove before serving; put them in a little butter. After the brains are taken out of the gravy poured round the cream.

soup is perfectly delicious if prepared as follows: Peel the oranges, cut away all the white you can without causing the bread to rise.