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1 parent 95d225f commit 044f3a525cde117abe56d59b073fb69ed6754894 @jckarter jckarter committed May 7, 2011
@@ -14,4 +14,5 @@
'a <Animal> in a <Crate>',
'addicted to <Drug>',
'from a broken home',
+ 'living in a shotgun shack',
@@ -5,5 +5,43 @@
'<^Monster> Fantasies',
'<^Monster> Passions',
'To Serve <^Monster>: A Cookbook',
- '<Initech_affiliate> Policy Manual'
+ 'The Joy of Cooking[?, <^Monster>]',
+ '<Initech_affiliate> Policy Manual',
+ 'The [?Bridget,Barnaby] Jonestown Massacre',
+ 'Heart of <^Material>',
+ '<^Body_part> of Darkness',
+ 'Ulysses',
+ 'The <^Food>s of Wrath',
+ 'The Grapes of <^Status_affliction>',
+ 'Modern Compiler Implementation in <^Language>',
+ 'Go <^Animal> Go!',
+ 'The <^Food> Battle Book',
+ 'The Cat in the Hat',
+ '<^Vehicle> Down',
+ 'Gravity\'s Rainbow',
+ 'A Farewell to Arms',
+ 'A Farewell to <^Body_part>s',
+ 'The Sun Also Rises',
+ 'The Sun Also <^Verb>s',
+ 'Worlds in Collision',
+ 'For Whom the Bell Tolls',
+ 'The Old Man and the Sea',
+ 'The Young Man and the Beach',
+ 'Catch-22',
+ 'Amazing Adventures of <Boss_monster> and <Boss_monster>',
+ 'Fahrenheit <400-499>',
+ 'Holy <^Soft_drink> Holy <^Loot>',
+ '<Book>, a <Movie> Expanded Universe Novel',
+ '<Movie>: The [?,Junior ]Novelization',
+ 'Cliff\'s Notes: <Book>',
+ 'Lonesome <^Animal>',
+ 'War and Peace',
+ 'Crime and Punishment',
+ '<^Policy_violation>ing and Punishment',
+ '<^Blogo>nomicon',
+ '<^Blogo>nomics',
+ '<Boss_monster>\'s [?Unabridged,Abridged] [?Dictionary,Thesaurus,Quotations]',
+ '<^Performer> Complete Songbook 19<60-69>-19<70-79>',
+ '<20-200> Things You Can Do With a <^Loot>',
+ '<^Location> de Paris (known as "The Hunchback of <$0>" in English)',
@@ -16,6 +16,9 @@
'You miss <$Opponent> by a hair!',
'You completely miss <$Opponent>!',
'<$Opponent> asks you to pronounce "shibboleth," but you are unable!',
+ '<$Opponent> asks you to pronounce "[?salsa,seltzer]," but you are unable!',
+ '<$Opponent> asks you to pronounce "[?jaw,drawer]," but you are unable!',
+ '<$Opponent> asks you to pronounce "chowder," but you are unable!',
'<$Opponent> yells, "<Rumor>(<$Player>)" and everybody stares at you!',
'<$Opponent> is unaffected by <Spell>!',
'<$Opponent> summons help! You are overwhelmed!',
@@ -31,6 +34,7 @@
'You try <Spell>! But it doesn\'t work very well...',
'You try <Spell>, but you only roll a 2.',
'You cannot grasp the form of <$Opponent>\'s attack!',
+ '?? What did <$Opponent> do?',
'You think you see a <Epic_loot> on the ground...',
'<$Opponent> rants: <Rant>',
'<$Opponent> is operating at Irony Level <Irony_level>!',
@@ -39,7 +43,9 @@
'<_INFECT_>You got <$Player.status> from eating <Food> at <Restaraunt_that_routinely_poisons_people>. In your weakened state you are unable to fight <$Opponent>!',
'<$Opponent> tells you, "A <Monster>, a <Monster>, and a <Monster> walk into a bar. The <$1> is wearing <Loot>s on <Its> <Body_part>s. They order <Cocktail>s while discussing \'<Movie>\'. The bartender says, \'What is this, some kind of joke?\'"',
'<$Opponent> quips, "Why did the <Monster> cross the road?"',
+ 'You catch <$Opponent> as he finishes a story. "...Finally, the <Relationship> <Policy_violation>s all over the <Relationship>\'s <Body_part>. \'That\'s a hell of an act,\' the talent agent concedes, wiping a stray <Liquor> spatter off his suit. \'What do you call it?\' \'<Movie>\'!!"',
'<$Opponent> says, "Sorry babe, but I gotta work early <Date>. I\'ll call, \'K?"',
+ '<$Opponent> says, "Here\'s a couple of <Loot>s. Buy yourself somethin\' nice."',
'<$Opponent> says, "Gee, I\'d like to, but I promised <Boss_monster> I\'d <Policy_compliance> before <Event>."',
'<$Opponent> remarks, "My <Monster>\'s breath smells like <$1> food.".',
'<$Opponent> tells you a joke. You laugh so hard that <Soft_drink> shoots out your nose!',
@@ -48,12 +54,14 @@
'<$Opponent> stares into your soul...',
'<_INFECT_>You begin to feel <$Player.status> from drinking too much <Liquor>.',
'<$Opponent> begs you to read his screenplay for a movie called "<Movie>"<Screenplay>',
+ '<$Opponent> begs you to read his grammar for a language called "<Language>": <Language_justification>',
#'[Dice=<1-4>d<Die_size>]<$Opponent> summons <$Dice> <Monster> minions. All <$$Dice> <$2>s converge upon you!',
'<$Opponent> cackles, "With this <$Loot> I shall conquer <$Player.location> once and for all! Muahahahaha!"',
'<$Opponent> <Policy_compliance>s just to make a point.',
'<$Opponent> <Policy_violation>s and blames it on you.',
'<$Opponent> <Policy_violation>s, because that\'s just how <$Opponent> rolls.',
'<$Opponent> increduously asks "You\'re <Boss_monster>? The <^Food> <Appellation_title> of <Location>?"',
+ '<$Opponent> increduously asks "You\'re <Legendary_warrior>? The <Appellation>?"',
'You try to tail standard input indefinitely, but it\'s ineffective!',
'[thing=<Bad_thing_to_be>][$Player.status=being <$thing>]"No I must kill <$Opponent>s" you shout The radio says "No, <$Player>. You are <$Opponent>s" And then you become <$thing>.',
'You turn your back to <$Opponent> and say, "Go home, <Sidekick>. I work [Player.sidekick?with <$Player.sidekick> only.:alone.]"',
@@ -0,0 +1,6 @@
+ 'Snuffleupagus',
+ 'Zach',
+ 'Gazoo',
+ 'Santa Claus',
@@ -18,6 +18,9 @@
'Pig Latin',
+ '<^Animal> Latin',
+ 'Human Latin',
+ 'Latin',
'a pidgin of <Language>, <Language> and <Language>, with a smattering of <Language>',
'that language "Jabberwocky" was in',
@@ -27,5 +30,9 @@
- 'the <Location> dialect of <Language>'
+ 'the <Location> dialect of <Language>',
+ 'LISP',
+ 'FORTH',
+ 'Haskell',
+ 'Javascript',
@@ -0,0 +1,10 @@
+ '"It\'s like <Language> with added concurrency features."',
+ '"It\'s like <Language> but with <Language> syntax."',
+ '"It\'s like <Language> but homoiconic."',
+ '"It\'s like <Language> but with monads."',
+ '"It\'s like <Language> but [?with,without] significant whitespace."',
+ '"It\'s like <Language> but with natural language syntax."',
+ '"It\'s like <Language> except for <OS>."',
+ '"It\'s like <Language> except for computers."',
@@ -136,6 +136,7 @@
'Washington\'s Mexico',
'California\'s Canada',
'Idaho\'s Wales',
+ 'Arizona\'s Alaska',
'Britain\'s Wales',
'the American part of America',
'Downtown <Location>',
@@ -212,6 +213,7 @@
'The Aztec Tomb',
'Health and Safety Faire',
'Beggar\'s Canyon',
+ 'Toshe Station',
@@ -1,3 +1,4 @@
- '"<Song>", as performed by <Performer>'
+ '"<Song>", as performed by <Performer>',
+ '"<Song>", as performed by <Performer>, <Music_variation>',
@@ -0,0 +1,8 @@
+ 'in <3-17>/[?2,4,8,16] time',
+ "in the key of [?A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H][?,\x{1D12A},\x{266E},\x{266D},\x{1D12B}] [minor,major]",
+ 'in [?equal-tempered,meantone] tuning',
+ 'played entirely on everyday household items',
+ 'played entirely on <Loot>s',
+ 'but <Boss_monster> really played all the instruments',
@@ -32,4 +32,5 @@
'space <Occupation>',
+ 'disposable razor repairman',
@@ -60,6 +60,7 @@
'I might as well kick it!',
q{I'm feeling fat. And sassy.},
+ q{I just got a dead <Animal> in the mail, and I am feelin' frisky!},
'In <Location> did Kubla Khan a stately pleasure-drome decree. . .',
'In <Location> did Kubla Krang a stately Technodrome decree. . .',
'What is missing in CH__CH? "UR"!',
@@ -94,7 +95,7 @@
'TOO MANY RANTS! Oh the humanity...',
"You've never heard of the Millenium Falcon? It's the <Vehicle> that made the <Location> run in less than <2-20> parsecs.",
'You need to go back to <Food> school.',
- 'Somewhere near <!Location> a <!Monster> is suffering from <!Status> of the <!Body_part>!',
+ 'Somewhere near <!Location> a <!Monster> is suffering from <!Status_affliction> of the <!Body_part>!',
'A can of <!Food>, <3d10+4> <!Animal>s, some LIVE <!Loot>, and a <!Loot>!',
'My <!Vehicle> is <!Status_affliction>ing with a <!Monster>!!',
'<^Status_affliction> is a real, serious condition! Go look it up yourself:<&,$0>',
@@ -164,6 +165,8 @@
'Police police police police police police.',
'Police police police police police police police police.',
'Buffalo police Buffalo police buffalo police Buffalo police buffalo.',
+ 'Buffalo girls buffalo girls Buffalo girls buffalo, girls.',
+ 'The mouse the cat the dog scared chased ran away.',
"Hah! That's a laugh. Imagine a human using a bathroom.",
q{Your momma don't work here, so <Rant>},
@@ -178,6 +181,7 @@
q{See, if we rewrote the site in <Language> we wouldn't have this problem, because it would automatically <Policy_compliance>. So, I think we should do that.},
'Everybody <Policy_violation>s. I heard that even <Monster>s <$0>.',
'I wrote a hit play and put it on!',
+ 'I saved <Language>! What did you ever do?',
'Yo dawg I heard you like <Loot>s so I put a <$0> in your <$0> so you can <Verb> while you <$3>.',
"What language is this? Might be <Language> because I think I know all the other languages.",
"I'm the boss. This is <Liquor>. Merry Christmas!",
@@ -204,7 +208,14 @@
'Laugh while you can, monkey boy.',
q{It doesn't take special talents to <Policy_compliance> — even plants can do it. On the other hand, contributing to a program like <OS> takes real skill. That is really something to be proud of. It helps more people, too.},
q{Don't be fooled. <Rant>},
+ 'Some things must be removed from this world, even if it means losing someone you love.',
+ 'And you may find yourself <Bad_thing_to_be>. And you may find yourself in another part of the world. And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large <^Vehicle>. And you may find yourself in a beautiful <Crate>. With a beautiful <Relationship>. And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"',
+ '[?Same as it ever was. +]',
'<Rant> Real talk.',
+ '<Rant> So say we all.',
+ '<Rant> Amen.',
+ '<Rant> And now you know the rest of the story.',
+ '<Rant> [?Don\'t you agree,Isn\'t that right], <Imaginary_friend>?',
'Sometimes a <Loot> is just a <$0>.',
q{Every <Monster> ain't a <$0>.},
'<Rant> <Rant>',
@@ -43,5 +43,6 @@
'pet <Monster>',
'psychic advisor',
- 'partner-in-crime'
+ 'partner-in-crime',
+ '<Relationship>-with-benefits',
@@ -27,4 +27,5 @@
': this time it\'s personal!',
', a prequel to \'<Movie>\' that, at last, reveals how <Boss_monster> became <Bad_thing_to_be>',
': a cautionary tale about an ambitious scientist who seeks to understand the mystery of life, with disastrous results.',
+ ': an adaptation of \'<Book>\' set during <Event>.',
@@ -61,6 +61,7 @@
'George Harrison',
'Art Garfunkel',
+ 'Matt Hollywood',
'Dirk Calloway',
'The Crimson Arc',
'Short Round',
@@ -87,6 +88,7 @@
'Miles Crane',
+ 'Smithers',
@@ -96,5 +98,16 @@
'Mikiko Ebihara',
'<Appellation_title> Gordon',
'Artie, the Strongest Man in the World',
+ 'St. Paul (the apostle)',
+ 'St. Paul (the city)',
+ 'Barney Gumble',
+ 'Barney Fife',
+ 'Baby Bop',
+ 'Snuffleupagus',
+ 'Apu',
+ 'Cogsworth',
+ 'Sebastian',
+ 'Zazu',
+ 'Pokey',
@@ -1,13 +1,8 @@
- 'A <Projectile> narrowly misses <$Player.sidekick>!',
- '<$Player.sidekick> says, "Thanks i could help bro"',
- '<$Player.sidekick> shouts, "Holy <Loot>s, <$Player>!"',
- '<$Player.sidekick> grumbles, "I\'m getting too old for this shit."',
- '<$Player.sidekick>\'s pathing gets messed up and you can\'t leave the area.',
- '<$Player.sidekick> cheers.',
- 'You shove the <$Opponent> while <$Player.sidekick> crouches behind its knees!',
- '<$Player.sidekick> falls off the edge of the screen.',
- '<$Player.sidekick> bumbles into some spikes.',
- '<$Player.sidekick> bumbles into a <Monster>.',
- '<$Player.sidekick> asks: "But, <$Player>, where are we going to find a <Loot>, a <Loot> and a <Material> <Loot> at this hour?"'
+ sub {
+ $Vars{Opponent_action} = dictionary('Sidekick_assists')->{singular($Vars{'Player.sidekick'})}
+ ? dictionary('Sidekick_assists')->{singular($Vars{'Player.sidekick'})}($Vars{Tests_run})
+ : singular(one_of('Sidekick_generic_assists'));
+ return '<&$Opponent_action>';
+ }
@@ -0,0 +1,74 @@
+ 'Tails' => sub {
+ return singular(one_of([
+ 'Tails falls off the edge of the screen.',
+ 'Tails bumbles into some spikes.',
+ 'Tails bumbles into a <Monster>.',
+ 'Your little <Relationship> takes control of Tails and sends him bumbling into a <Monster>.',
+ ]));
+ },
+ Smithers => sub {
+ return singular(one_of([
+ '"Smithers, <Policy_violation> for me," you demand.
+"Excellent idea, sir!"',
+ '"Smithers, <Verb> my <Body_part>," you demand.
+"With pleasure, sir!"',
+ 'You ask, "Smithers, who was that <Animal>?"
+"Sir, that was <$Opponent>, one of your <Loot>s from <Initech_affiliate>."',
+ ]));
+ },
+ 'John Freeman' => sub {
+ return singular(one_of([
+ 'John Freeman ramped off the building and did a backflip and landed',
+ 'John Freeman said "<$Opponent>s leave this place"',
+ 'John freeman said "Thanks i could help bro" and you said "you should come here earlier next time" and you laughed',
+ ]));
+ },
+ Filburt => sub {
+ return 'Filburt moans, "' . singular(one_of([
+ 'Turn the page, wash your hands. Turn the page, wash your hands. And then you turn the page, and then you wash your hands.',
+ "I'm nauseous, I'm nauseous, I'm nauseous...",
+ ])) . '"';
+ },
+ Pokey => sub {
+ return singular(one_of([
+ 'Pokey apologizes profusely!',
+ 'Pokey smiles insincerely!',
+ 'Pokey complains to you!',
+ 'Pokey pretends to cry!',
+ 'Pokey hides behind you!',
+ 'Pokey uses you as a shield!',
+ 'Pokey thinks to himself!',
+ ]));
+ },
+ 'Fozzie Bear' => sub {
+ return singular(one_of([
+ 'Wokka wokka wokka!',
+ ]));
+ },
+ Chewbacca => sub {
+ return singular(one_of([
+ 'Chewie fires his bowcaster at <$Opponent>!',
+ 'Chewie grabs <$Opponent> and lifts <It> a foot off the ground!',
+ 'Chewie pulls <$Opponent>\'s arm out of <Its> socket!',
+ 'Chewie roars, "[?G+][?r+][?o+][?w+][?f+][?!+]"',
+ 'Chewie asks, "[?G+][?r+][?o+][?w+][?f+]?"',
+ 'Chewie puts his arms behind his head and chuckles.',
+ ]));
+ },
+ 'Artie, the Strongest Man in the World' => sub {
+ return singular(one_of([
+ 'Artie laughs and proclaims, "I am Artie! *flex* The strongest man... *flex* in the world."',
+ 'Artie exclaims, "PIPE!"',
+ ]));
+ },
+ 'Sebastian' => sub {
+ return 'Sebastian leads the ocean creatures in a rendition of "<Song>".';
+ },
+ 'Danny Glover' => sub {
+ return 'Danny Glover grumbles, "I\'m getting too old for this shit."',
+ },
+ 'Robin' => sub {
+ return 'Robin shouts, "Holy <Loot>s, <$Player>!"',
+ },
@@ -0,0 +1,8 @@
+ 'A <Projectile> narrowly misses <$Player.sidekick>!',
+ '<$Player.sidekick>\'s pathing gets messed up and you can\'t leave the area.',
+ '<$Player.sidekick> clips into an overhang and can\'t move.',
+ '<$Player.sidekick> cheers.',
+ 'You shove the <$Opponent> while <$Player.sidekick> crouches behind its knees!',
+ '<$Player.sidekick> asks: "But, <$Player>, where are we going to find a <Loot>, a <Loot> and a <Material> <Loot> at this hour?"'
@@ -12,6 +12,7 @@
"Don't Fear The <^Monster>",
'The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins',
+ 'Frodo of the Nine Fingers',
'Hey Jude',
'Star Wars Theme',
'Cities on Flame with <^Genre>',
@@ -56,4 +57,6 @@
'Sweet Home <^Location>',
'Stuck Inside of <^Location> with the <^Location> Blues Again',
"I'm On A <^Vehicle>",
+ 'Under the Sea',
+ 'Superstition',
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