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1 parent f92f1c3 commit 95d225f0c89fdf318ca02c62fd79819f3ea1e011 @jckarter jckarter committed May 7, 2011
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'The IT department is aware that someone deleted the Internet.',
'[Ann_monster=<Dangerous_boss_monster>]<$Ann_monster> please call the operator, <$Ann_monster> please ca[<$Ann_monster == Candlejack>?:ll the operator.]',
'[Extension=<0-1000>]<Boss_monster> please call extension <$Extension>. <$0> please call extension <$Extension>.',
- '<Initech_affiliate> is now closed due to <Status>. If you are scheduled to leave around this time, you are welcome to go to <Location>.',
+ '<Initech_affiliate> is now closed due to <Status_affliction>. If you are scheduled to leave around this time, you are welcome to go to <Location>.',
'<Date> there will be an all-employee achievement meeting on the 3rd floor to honor the <Initech_affiliate> employees.',
'WEEEEHAAW ICE CREAM MAN Y\'ALL!!!!',
'Would the owner of a <Adjective> <Vehicle> please call reception? Your lights are on.',
@@ -23,11 +23,11 @@
"And now, a story.\n<Fable>",
'<Rant> <Rant> <Rant>',
'The movie locker will be open today from 11:30 to 12:30.',
- 'Due to <Status>, the movie locker will not be open today.',
+ 'Due to <Status_affliction>, the movie locker will not be open today.',
'<Announcement> Also, <.Announcement>',
'Please check your car window; it is raining outside.',
'There will be an employee meeting tomorrow at 2 p.m. in the south side parking lot area.',
- 'At 11:30 there will be a <Status> management meeting in the fourth floor boardroom.',
+ 'At 11:30 there will be a <Status_affliction> management meeting in the fourth floor boardroom.',
'Unforeseen tour production logistics have forced the <Performer> concert to be postponed.',
'The <Loot> system is being rebooted and will be down for just a few moments.',
'Elevator security is now back to normal.',
@@ -23,6 +23,6 @@
'[Player.sidekick?You try to leave <$Player.location>, but you\'re compelled to say, "I can\'t leave without my friend <$Player.sidekick>.".:There are ants at your feet. You can\'t leave <$Player.location> without stepping on them.]',
'You wonder if you\'ll ever reach your goal of traveling to <Location>, defeating <Boss_monster> and recovering the <Epic_loot>.',
'The <Food> tastes terrible!',
- '[Player.sidekick?You displaced <$Player.sidekick>.:You sneeze. Your <Status> must be acting up.]',
+ '[Player.sidekick?You displaced <$Player.sidekick>.:You sneeze. Your <Status_affliction> must be acting up.]',
'You meditate to restore your manna',
];
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@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
[
- 'Love in the Time of <^Status>',
- 'Forbidden <^Status>',
+ 'Love in the Time of <^Status_affliction>',
+ 'Forbidden <^Status_affliction>',
'Lady Shatterly\'s <^Relationship>',
'<^Monster> Fantasies',
'<^Monster> Passions',
@@ -61,7 +61,7 @@
lose => sub {
return singular(one_of([
'Dean Wormer muses, "The time has come for someone to put his <Body_part> down. And that <$0> is me."',
- '[$Player.status=double-secret <Status>]Dean Wormer places you on <$Player.status>!',
+ '[$Player.status=double-secret <Status_affliction>]Dean Wormer places you on <$Player.status>!',
]));
},
win => sub {
@@ -304,6 +304,7 @@
return singular(one_of([
'Itchy takes your <$Loot> and pushes you off of the tree house.',
'Itchy sits in his projection chair and watches your WOW.',
+ 'Itchy sits in his projection chair and watches you <Policy_violation>.',
]));
},
},
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@@ -64,7 +64,7 @@
[ 300000 => 'Adjunct Professor' ],
[ 310000 => 'Associate Professor' ],
[ 380000 => 'Professor' ],
- [ 600000 => '<*Revolutionary> Professor of <^Status>' ],
+ [ 600000 => '<*Revolutionary> Professor of <^Status_affliction>' ],
[ 1000000 => 'Professor Emeritus' ],
],
cubic => [
@@ -21,12 +21,12 @@
'You go back in time and blow up the <$Opponent>\'s <Relationship>.',
'[relationship=<Relationship>][$Player.status=dead <$relationship> temporal paradox]You go back in time and blow up the <$Opponent>\'s <$relationship>.
Unfortunately, your <$1> is caught in the blast!',
- 'You give <$Opponent> <Disease_Vector> infected with <Status>.',
+ 'You give <$Opponent> <Disease_Vector> infected with <Status_affliction>.',
'<_INFECT_>You give <$Opponent> <Disease_Vector> infected with <$Player.status>.
Unfortunately, your gloves break during the transaction.',
'<$Opponent> gasps, "Beaten by a <$Player_level>? How embarrassing!"',
'<$Opponent> gasps, "Beaten by a <$Player_sign>? How embarrassing!"',
- 'You discover that <$Opponent> never really had <Status> at all, but was covering up for <Its> daughter\'s teen <$1>.',
+ 'You discover that <$Opponent> never really had <Status_affliction> at all, but was covering up for <Its> daughter\'s teen <$1>.',
'You lob a barrage of <Projectile>s at <$Opponent>!',
'You defeat <$Opponent> in single combat. "That truly was a Hattori Hanzo <Weapon>," <It> says.',
'You taunt <$Opponent>: "IM IN UR <!Furniture> <!Verb>ing UR <!Loot>!" <$Opponent> rushes out to <Its> <$1> to make sure you\'re not actually <$2>ing <$5> <$3>.',
@@ -86,5 +86,5 @@
'<Boss_monster>\'s brain in a jar of formaldehyde',
'The head of Alfredo Garcia',
'The <Garment> that was burried with <Boss_monster>',
- 'The access code for <Boss_monster>\'s [?secret lair,tomb,pyramid,inner sanctum,undersea laboratory,mainframe computer,fortress of <Status>]',
+ 'The access code for <Boss_monster>\'s [?secret lair,tomb,pyramid,inner sanctum,undersea laboratory,mainframe computer,fortress of <Status_affliction>]',
];
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@@ -23,8 +23,8 @@
'the heat death of the universe',
'the day <Location> abandoned the gold standard',
'the first time you <Policy_violation>d',
- 'the first case of <Status> was discovered in <Location>',
- '<Status> entered the world',
+ 'the first case of <Status_affliction> was discovered in <Location>',
+ '<Status_affliction> entered the world',
'the invention of fire',
'the release of Duke Nukem',
'the release of Duke Nukem Forever',
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@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
[
'
[Opponent_is_boss?<Epic_fight>:]<Boss_action>
-<&Fail>[Cue_roger_daltrey?
+<&Failure>[Cue_roger_daltrey?
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!:]
'
];
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@@ -2,7 +2,7 @@
q{
My great-great-<Relationship> once told me of a place called <Location>,
where the <Animal>s roamed free and the rivers were clean. Then the <Adjective>
- people from <Location> came and gave all the locals <Status>. Make sure to wash your hands and
+ people from <Location> came and gave all the locals <Status_affliction>. Make sure to wash your hands and
don't accept blankets from strangers!
},
q{
@@ -19,13 +19,13 @@
"I am helping to <Policy_compliance>," said the <$3>, "and recommend you to do the same."
"Why bother about winter?" said the <$1>; "We have got plenty of <Loot>s at present." But the <$3> went
- on its way and continued its toil. When the winter came the <$1> had no <$11>s and found itself dying of <Status>,
+ on its way and continued its toil. When the winter came the <$1> had no <$11>s and found itself dying of <Status_affliction>,
while it saw the <$3>s distributing every day <Food> and <Food> from the stores they had collected in the summer.
Then the <$1> knew: It is best to <Policy_compliance>.
},
q{
One afternoon a <Animal> was walking through <Location> and spotted a bunch of <Food>s hanging from a lofty branch.
- "Just the thing to quench my <Status>," <It> said.
+ "Just the thing to quench my <Status_affliction>," <It> said.
Taking a few steps back, the <$0> jumped and just missed the hanging <$2>s. Again the <$0> took a few paces back
and tried to reach them but still failed. Finally, giving up, the <$0> turned up <Its> nose and said,
"<Rant>," and proceeded to walk away.
@@ -34,7 +34,7 @@
q{
Did you hear about the boy who ran away because his parents took his <Loot>
for <Policy_violation>ing? He fell out of a <Food> tree and died of
- <Status> because he <Policy_violation>d.
+ <Status_affliction> because he <Policy_violation>d.
},
q{
A <Boss_monster>-esque explorer named <Legendary_warrior> addressed the<Club> with stories of his latest <Location>an safari.
@@ -52,7 +52,7 @@
"You have answered correctly," he replied. "Do this and you will live."
But he wanted to justify himself, so he asked <$1>, "and who is my <$5>?"
In reply he said: "A <Monster> was going down from <Location> to <Location>, when <It> fell into the hands of <Monster>s.
- They stripped the <$8> of his <Garment>s, beat him and went away, leaving him with <Status> and no <$14>s.
+ They stripped the <$8> of his <Garment>s, beat him and went away, leaving him with <Status_affliction> and no <$14>s.
A <Monster> happened to be going down the same road, and when <It> saw the <$8>,
<$18> passed by on the other side. But a <Monster>, as he traveled, came where the <$8> was,
and when he saw him, he took pity on him. He went to him and bandaged his <Body_part>s,
@@ -99,7 +99,7 @@
One grey night it happened, <$3> came no more
And <$0> that mighty <$1>, he ceased his fearless roar.
- His head was bent in <Status>, green <Body_part>s fell like rain,
+ His head was bent in <Status_affliction>, green <Body_part>s fell like rain,
<$0> no longer went to play along the <Material> lane.
Without his life-long friend, <$0> could not be brave,
So <$0> that mighty <$1> sadly slipped into his cave. oh!
@@ -138,7 +138,7 @@
Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The <Animal> cannot hear the <$0>r;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
- Mere <Status> is loosed upon the world,
+ Mere <Status_affliction> is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
@@ -4,15 +4,17 @@
'<_WOUND_><_MOVE_><$Opponent> saps you on the head with your <$Loot>. Everything goes dark and you black out. When you come to, you are in <$Player.location>.',
'<_MOVE_><$Opponent> throws you in the back of <Its> <Vehicle> and takes you to <$Player.location> against your will!',
'[$Player.sep_sidekick=<$Player.sidekick>][$Player.sidekick=]<_WOUND_><_MOVE_><$Opponent> clocks you over the head with your <$Loot> and takes you to <$Player.location> against your will![Player.sep_sidekick? You get separated from <$Player.sep_sidekick>!:]',
+ '[$Player.sep_sidekick=<$Player.sidekick>][$Player.sidekick=]<&Failure>
+Meanwhile, the City of Los Angeles buys out your <$Player.sep_sidekick> franchise, which will now be known as the L.A. <$Player.sep_sidekick>s.',
'<_WOUND_><$Opponent> smacks you right in the <Body_part>!',
'<$Opponent> "accidentally" strokes your <Body_part> with <Its> <Body_part>!',
'<_WOUND_><$Opponent> insults your mother whilst kicking dirt in your eye.',
'<_WOUND_><$Opponent> yells "<Zinger>" and kicks you in the <Body_part>.',
#'<_WOUND_>[Dice=<2-4>d<Die_size>][Roll=<$$Dice>][Ac=<$Roll> - 1]<$Opponent> rolls <$Dice> against <$Player>\'s AC of <$$Ac> and gets <$Roll>.',
'You feel guilty and give <$Opponent> back <Its> <$Loot>.',
- '<&Fail>
+ '<&Failure>
[<$Player.status == being a zombie>?<Zombie_atmosphere>:<Atmosphere>]',
'<$Opponent> leaves an origami [Player.dream_monster?<$Player.dream_monster>:unicorn] outside your door just to mess with you.',
- '<&Fail> You haven\'t taken a beating like that since <Event>.',
+ '<&Failure> You haven\'t taken a beating like that since <Event>.',
];
@@ -11,7 +11,7 @@
'SponsoredMessage',
'Mobile WhenDemanded',
'Music Select',
- 'Internet Download'
+ 'Internet Download',
'Dr. Skipper',
'Mountain Breeze',
];
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@@ -17,18 +17,18 @@
'<!Epic_loot> STOLEN; <!Boss_monster> SOUGHT FOR QUESTIONING',
'<!Liquor> FOUND TO HAVE <!Body_part> <!Verb>ing QUALITIES',
'<1-100>% OF <!Garment>s CONTAIN <!Material>, NEW REPORT FINDS',
- '<!Liquor> FOUND TO PREVENT <!Status>',
+ '<!Liquor> FOUND TO PREVENT <!Status_affliction>',
'[?<!Performer>,<!Revolutionary>] FOUND DEAD WITH <!Projectile> LODGED IN <!Body_part>',
'MAN BITES <!Animal>',
'SHE MAKES QUILTS',
'AREA <!Occupation>s PREPARE FOR <!Holiday> WEEKEND',
'BREAKING: <!Group> KNEW OF <!Event> AS EARLY AS <!Date>',
'<!Occupation>s PROTEST NEW POLICY BY <!Policy_violation>ing',
- '<!Company> CURES <!Status> WITH SIMPLE <!Liquor>',
- '<!Status> SWEEPS <!Location>; <!Monster>s MOST SUSCEPTIBLE',
+ '<!Company> CURES <!Status_affliction> WITH SIMPLE <!Liquor>',
+ '<!Status_affliction> SWEEPS <!Location>; <!Monster>s MOST SUSCEPTIBLE',
'<!Language> TO BE TAUGHT IN <!Occupation> SCHOOL',
'<!Company> ANNOUNCES RECALL OF <!Nationality> [?<!Toy>s,<!Vehicle>s,<!Food>,<!Garment>s,<!Carne>]',
- '<!Status> OUTBREAK TRACED TO <!Restaraunt_that_routinely_poisons_people>; DEATH TOLL RISES TO <2-100>',
+ '<!Status_affliction> OUTBREAK TRACED TO <!Restaraunt_that_routinely_poisons_people>; DEATH TOLL RISES TO <2-100>',
'<!Group> MIRED IN <!Something_good>',
'<!Comedian> SOUGHT FOR QUESTIONING IN STRING OF <!Occupation> MURDERS',
"WHAT'S FOR LUNCH? SCIENTISTS RECOMMEND DIET HIGH IN <!Material>",
@@ -46,7 +46,7 @@
"<!Boss_monster> SETS RECORD, NAMED WORLD'S <!Adjective>st MAN",
'[?<!Boss_monster>,<!Comedian>] GROWS NEW <!Body_part> AFTER <2-9> [?DECADES,YEARS,MONTHS]',
'MR. <!Adjective> NOT SO <!$0> AFTER ALL, SAYS EX-WIFE',
- '<!Food> FOUND TO [?CAUSE,CURE] <!Status>',
+ '<!Food> FOUND TO [?CAUSE,CURE] <!Status_affliction>',
'[?<!Boss_monster>,<!Monster>,<!Comedian>] BLACKMAILED FOR [?$,€,£]<1-40> [?BILLION,MILLION] IN <!Adjective> <!Body_part> SCANDAL.',
'<!Monster> ATTACK LEVELS <!Location>',
'[?WOMAN,MAN], <40-70>, WAKES AFTER <5-25> YEARS IN COMA. ASKS FOR [?<!Food>,<!Garment>].',
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@@ -42,7 +42,7 @@
'Liquor over Food',
'<Liquor> over <Liquor>',
'<Food> over <Food>',
- '<Status> over <Status>',
+ '<Status_affliction> over <Status_affliction>',
'<Soft_drink> over <Soft_drink>',
'breaking your hard boiled <Animal> egg on the big end (big-endian) versus the little end (little-endian)',
'EBCDIC vs. ASCII',
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@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
[
'<Loot>',
'<Relationship> - <Relationship> relationship',
- '<Status>',
+ '<Status_affliction>',
'<Monster>',
'<Location>',
'<Body_part>',
@@ -36,6 +36,6 @@
'<$Legendary_warrior_mentioned> is <Monster> to all <Relationship>s',
'<$Legendary_warrior_mentioned> spends his free time <Policy_compliance>ing',
'<$Legendary_warrior_mentioned> never clocks out. The clock outs <$Legendary_warrior_mentioned>.',
- '<$Legendary_warrior_mentioned> posthumosuly cured <Status> in a <Monster>',
+ '<$Legendary_warrior_mentioned> posthumosuly cured <Status_affliction> in a <Monster>',
'<$Legendary_warrior_mentioned> performed three miracles, but one of them was a card trick.',
];
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@@ -72,7 +72,7 @@
'Sainte-Clotilde-de-<-^Loot>',
'Port <^Loot>',
'Upper <^Loot>',
- 'the Cape of <^Status>',
+ 'the Cape of <^Status_affliction>',
'the Arctic Circle',
'Hanoi Hilton',
'a Shanghai tunnel',
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@@ -42,11 +42,11 @@
'roll^ of <Tape> tape',
'figurine^ of a <Monster>',
'pokéball^ containing a <Monster>',
- 'scholarly treatise^ on <Status> written by <Boss_monster>',
- 'bottle^ of <Adjective> potion to alleviate the effects of <Status>',
- 'bottle^ of <Adjective> potion to manage the symptoms of <Status>',
- 'bottle^ of <Adjective> potion to prevent <Status>',
- 'baggy of an herbal remedy for <Status>',
+ 'scholarly treatise^ on <Status_affliction> written by <Boss_monster>',
+ 'bottle^ of <Adjective> potion to alleviate the effects of <Status_affliction>',
+ 'bottle^ of <Adjective> potion to manage the symptoms of <Status_affliction>',
+ 'bottle^ of <Adjective> potion to prevent <Status_affliction>',
+ 'baggy of an herbal remedy for <Status_affliction>',
'finely chopped <Food>',
'plush <Monster>',
'copy^ of \'The Kramer\'',
@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
[
- 'You suddenly discover your passionate hatred for <$Opponent> and vow that you will not rest until they are <Status>!',
+ 'You suddenly discover your passionate hatred for <$Opponent> and vow that you will not rest until they are <Status_affliction>!',
'<$Opponent> is now your nemesis!',
'You realize that your lifelong feelings of inadequacy are rooted in the time you saw <$Opponent> naked after 8th grade PE. You will never become self-actualized until they are destroyed!',
];
@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
[
- 'As <$Opponent> breathes <Its> last, you look at the body, and realize you\'ve made a horrible mistake. "<Relationship>? What were you doing in that <$Opponent> suit!" you say.'.
+ 'As <$Opponent> breathes <Its> last, you look at the body, and realize you\'ve made a horrible mistake. "<^Relationship>? What were you doing in that <$Opponent> suit?!"'.
'As you start walking away, <$Opponent> gets up and tries to shoot you with <Its> <Weapon>!
<&Death_blow>
<&Death>',
@@ -158,7 +158,7 @@
'store^ a week\'s worth of lunches in the office fridge',
'do^ some crimes',
'get^ sushi and not pay^',
- 'come^ in with a <Adjective> case of <Status>',
+ 'come^ in with a <Adjective> case of <Status_affliction>',
'player hate',
'sweep^ the leg',
q{make^ "<Legendary_warrior> doesn't know the right way to do it" a core part of our decision-making process},
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