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fix more typos, add more nonsense

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@@ -29,4 +29,5 @@
'Wookiee',
'Duros',
'Neimoidian',
+ '<Alien_race>-American',
];
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@@ -14,7 +14,7 @@
'purring maggot',
'chapulines',
'<Carne> relleno',
- 'jamon',
+ 'jamón',
'manteca',
'chorizo',
'tocineta',
@@ -16,6 +16,7 @@
'unionfind is no longer being molested.',
"Well, it's doing something.",
"I'M PUSHING.",
+ "I CAN SEE THE HEAD!",
'Whee.',
'Whee, good night.',
"It'd be nice if type errors caused the compiler to issue a type error",
@@ -47,7 +48,7 @@
'To those I leave behind, good luck!',
'things occurred',
'i dunno, maybe this works',
- '8==========D',
+ '8[?=+]D',
'No changes made',
'whooooooooooooooooooooooooooo',
"clarify further the brokenness of C++. why in G-d's name are we using C++?",
@@ -43,7 +43,7 @@
'<_INFECT_>You got <$Player.status> from eating <Food> at <Restaraunt_that_routinely_poisons_people>. In your weakened state you are unable to fight <$Opponent>!',
'<$Opponent> tells you, "A <Monster>, a <Monster>, and a <Monster> walk into a bar. The <$1> is wearing <Loot>s on <Its> <Body_part>s. They order <Cocktail>s while discussing \'<Movie>\'. The bartender says, \'What is this, some kind of joke?\'"',
'<$Opponent> quips, "Why did the <Monster> cross the road?"',
- 'You catch <$Opponent> as he finishes a story. "...Finally, the <Relationship> <Policy_violation>s all over the <Relationship>\'s <Body_part>. \'That\'s a hell of an act,\' the talent agent concedes, wiping a stray <Liquor> spatter off his suit. \'What do you call it?\' \'<Movie>\'!!"',
+ 'You catch <$Opponent> as he finishes a story. "...Finally, the <Relationship> <Policy_violation>s all over the <Relationship>\'s <Body_part>. \'That\'s a hell of an act,\' the talent agent concedes, wiping a stray <Liquor> spatter off his suit. \'What do you call it?\' \'<Movie>!!\'"',
'<$Opponent> says, "Sorry babe, but I gotta work early <Date>. I\'ll call, \'K?"',
'<$Opponent> says, "Here\'s a couple of <Loot>s. Buy yourself somethin\' nice."',
'<$Opponent> says, "Gee, I\'d like to, but I promised <Boss_monster> I\'d <Policy_compliance> before <Event>."',
@@ -62,6 +62,7 @@
'<$Opponent> <Policy_violation>s, because that\'s just how <$Opponent> rolls.',
'<$Opponent> increduously asks "You\'re <Boss_monster>? The <^Food> <Appellation_title> of <Location>?"',
'<$Opponent> increduously asks "You\'re <Legendary_warrior>? The <Appellation>?"',
+ '<$Opponent> increduously asks "You\'re <Legendary_warrior>? The <Appellation>? I thought you\'d be taller."',
'You try to tail standard input indefinitely, but it\'s ineffective!',
'[thing=<Bad_thing_to_be>][$Player.status=being <$thing>]"No I must kill <$Opponent>s" you shout The radio says "No, <$Player>. You are <$Opponent>s" And then you become <$thing>.',
'You turn your back to <$Opponent> and say, "Go home, <Sidekick>. I work [Player.sidekick?with <$Player.sidekick> only.:alone.]"',
@@ -4,10 +4,12 @@
'riboflavin',
'cyanocobalamin',
'pyridoxine hydrochloride',
- 'guarana',
- 'guarana seed extract',
+ 'guaraná',
+ '<Energy_drink_ingredient> seed extract',
+ '<Energy_drink_ingredient> extract',
+ '<Energy_drink_ingredient> nectar',
'ginseng',
- 'green tea extract',
+ 'green tea',
'taurine',
'caffeine',
'glycogen',
@@ -29,7 +31,8 @@
'milk thistle',
'L-glutamine',
'Super Citrimax',
- 'agave nectar',
+ 'agave',
+ 'vitamin F',
'aspartame',
'stevia',
'GABA',
@@ -87,4 +87,5 @@
'The head of Alfredo Garcia',
'The <Garment> that was burried with <Boss_monster>',
'The access code for <Boss_monster>\'s [?secret lair,tomb,pyramid,inner sanctum,undersea laboratory,mainframe computer,fortress of <Status_affliction>]',
+ '"<^Book>", First Edition',
];
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@@ -37,8 +37,8 @@
<Status_affliction> because he <Policy_violation>d.
},
q{
- A <Boss_monster>-esque explorer named <Legendary_warrior> addressed the<Club> with stories of his latest <Location>an safari.
- The<$2> was appalled as he described the effects of the <Animal>'s roar:
+ A <Boss_monster>-esque explorer named <Legendary_warrior> addressed the <Club> with stories of his latest <Location>an safari.
+ The <$2> was appalled as he described the effects of the <Animal>'s roar:
"You feel it first in your <Body_part>. The <Body_part>s at the tip of your <Body_part> stand up.
"The <Body_part>s on your <Body_part> become erect."
<Boss_monster> interrupted him, saying, "I must take severe umbrage at your anatomical logic," to which <$1> replied,
@@ -186,7 +186,15 @@
My life got flipped, turned upside-down
So I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called <Location>:
- <Fable>
+<Fable>
+},
+q{
+ I read the news today, oh boy
+ 4,000 <Loot>s in <Location>
+ And though the <$0>s were very small
+ They had to count them all
+ Now they know how many <$0>s it takes to fill the <^Location> Hall
+ I'd love to turn you on
},
q{[Box=<Crate>]
Little <$Box>s on the hillside,
@@ -207,4 +215,10 @@
And they're all made out of <$Ticky>
And they all look just the same.
},
+q{
+<Fable>
+
+ And I say to myself
+ What a wonderful world
+},
];
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@@ -4,8 +4,8 @@
'<_WOUND_><_MOVE_><$Opponent> saps you on the head with your <$Loot>. Everything goes dark and you black out. When you come to, you are in <$Player.location>.',
'<_MOVE_><$Opponent> throws you in the back of <Its> <Vehicle> and takes you to <$Player.location> against your will!',
'[$Player.sep_sidekick=<$Player.sidekick>][$Player.sidekick=]<_WOUND_><_MOVE_><$Opponent> clocks you over the head with your <$Loot> and takes you to <$Player.location> against your will![Player.sep_sidekick? You get separated from <$Player.sep_sidekick>!:]',
- '[$Player.sep_sidekick=<$Player.sidekick>][$Player.sidekick=]<&Failure>
-Meanwhile, the City of Los Angeles buys out your <$Player.sep_sidekick> franchise, which will now be known as the L.A. <$Player.sep_sidekick>s.',
+ '[$Player.sep_sidekick=<$Player.sidekick>][$Player.sidekick=]<&Failure>[Player.sep_sidekick?
+Meanwhile, the City of Los Angeles buys out your <$Player.sep_sidekick> franchise, which will now be known as the L.A. Super <$Player.sep_sidekick>s.]',
'<_WOUND_><$Opponent> smacks you right in the <Body_part>!',
'<$Opponent> "accidentally" strokes your <Body_part> with <Its> <Body_part>!',
'<_WOUND_><$Opponent> insults your mother whilst kicking dirt in your eye.',
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@@ -189,5 +189,8 @@
'<Color> bean',
'<Food> enriched with <2-30> vitamins and minerals',
'<Color> pepper',
+ 'sous-vite <Food>',
+ '<Food> niçoise',
+ 'sloppy <Food>',
('<Vegetable>',) x 30, # appx N entries in Veg
];
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@@ -1,4 +1,5 @@
[
+ 'DEADBEAT DAD BEAT DEAD',
'FDA BANS [?<!Food>,<!Material> FOOD PACKAGING]',
'<!Boss_monster> BEATS <!Boss_monster>',
'<!Monster> ATTACKS <!Location>. Film at 11.',
@@ -35,19 +36,20 @@
'<!Company> ENDS TALKS TO BUY <!Epic_loot> FROM <!Boss_monster>',
'[?DOZENS, HUNDREDS, THOUSANDS] FLOCK TO <!Location> [?TO WITNESS <!Event>, TO VIEW <!Monster>s BODY].',
'<!Comedian> HOSPITALIZED AFTER <!Animal> SANK TEETH INTO UNNAMED BODY PART',
- 'THE REVEWS ARE IN: [?I WAS A TEENAGE <!Monster>, <!Relationship>: THE MOVIE, <!Occupation> LOVERS, <!Holiday> PARTY <2-5>, <!Genre>: A CELEBRATION] IS A [?HIT, TRAIN WRECK, MASTERPIECE, FLOP], [?<!Comedian> SHINES!, WHAT WAS <!Comedian> THINKING?]',
+ 'THE REVIEWS ARE IN: [?I WAS A TEENAGE <!Monster>, <!Relationship>: THE MOVIE, <!Occupation> LOVERS, <!Holiday> PARTY <2-5>, <!Genre>: A CELEBRATION] IS A [?HIT, TRAIN WRECK, MASTERPIECE, FLOP], [?<!Comedian> SHINES!, WHAT WAS <!Comedian> THINKING?]',
'"<!!Movie>" BOFFO AT BOX OFFICE',
'EARTHQUAKE IN <!Location> LEAVES <10-1000> DEAD',
"OMAR COMIN'",
"<!Company> RESEARCHERS TEST <!Toy_adjective> <!Vehicle>",
'BREAKING NEWS. MAGIC EIGHT BALL "SOURCES" REVEALED: <!Boss_monster>, <!Animal>, [?<!Comedian>,<!Performer>]',
"<!Bridge> BRIDGE TO BE OVERHAULED WITH <2-9> NEW LANES, PUBLIC [?OUTRAGED, THRILLED, INDIFFERENT]",
+ "<!Bridge> BRIDGE HAS A STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY OF <2-100> OUT OF 100, STUDY FINDS",
'<4-9>TH DISTRICT COURT OF <!Location> MAKES RULING: [?UPHOLDS "<!Food> LAW", DECLARES "<!Weapon> LAW" UNCONSTITUTIONAL]',
"<!Boss_monster> SETS RECORD, NAMED WORLD'S <!Adjective>st MAN",
'[?<!Boss_monster>,<!Comedian>] GROWS NEW <!Body_part> AFTER <2-9> [?DECADES,YEARS,MONTHS]',
'MR. <!Adjective> NOT SO <!$0> AFTER ALL, SAYS EX-WIFE',
'<!Food> FOUND TO [?CAUSE,CURE] <!Status_affliction>',
- '[?<!Boss_monster>,<!Monster>,<!Comedian>] BLACKMAILED FOR [?$,€,£]<1-40> [?BILLION,MILLION] IN <!Adjective> <!Body_part> SCANDAL.',
+ '[?<!Boss_monster>,<!Monster>,<!Comedian>] BLACKMAILED FOR [?$,€,£,Rs. ]<1-40> [?BILLION,THOUSAND CRORE,CRORE,LAKH,MILLION] IN <!Adjective> <!Body_part> SCANDAL.',
'<!Monster> ATTACK LEVELS <!Location>',
'[?WOMAN,MAN], <40-70>, WAKES AFTER <5-25> YEARS IN COMA. ASKS FOR [?<!Food>,<!Garment>].',
'<!Animal>s WIN! <!$0>s WIN! <!$0>s WIN!',
@@ -62,4 +64,5 @@
'NATION OUTRAGED: [?<!Animal>,<!Food>,<!Projectile>]-BOY STORY A HOAX!',
"IT'S RAINING",
"SENATE PROPOSES EXTENSION TO <!Event>",
+ 'LOREM IPSUM DOLOR SIT AMET',
];
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@@ -46,7 +46,8 @@
'<Soft_drink> over <Soft_drink>',
'breaking your hard boiled <Animal> egg on the big end (big-endian) versus the little end (little-endian)',
'EBCDIC vs. ASCII',
- 'UTF-8 vs. UCS-32',
+ 'UTF-8 vs. UTF-32',
+ 'UTF-16 vs. UCS-2',
'<OS> over <OS>',
'stack machines vs. register machines',
'<Bond> over <Bond>',
@@ -55,4 +56,5 @@
'ralph over adhesive',
'literal vikings over metaphorical vikings',
'hippies vs. squares',
+ 'form-fitting vs. gigantic wedding dresses',
];
@@ -36,6 +36,6 @@
'<$Legendary_warrior_mentioned> is <Monster> to all <Relationship>s',
'<$Legendary_warrior_mentioned> spends his free time <Policy_compliance>ing',
'<$Legendary_warrior_mentioned> never clocks out. The clock outs <$Legendary_warrior_mentioned>.',
- '<$Legendary_warrior_mentioned> posthumosuly cured <Status_affliction> in a <Monster>',
+ '<$Legendary_warrior_mentioned> posthumously cured <Status_affliction> in a <Monster>.',
'<$Legendary_warrior_mentioned> performed three miracles, but one of them was a card trick.',
];
@@ -1,4 +1,5 @@
[
+ '1STPOST',
'BOSS OF U',
'INT4EVA',
'HBOMB',
@@ -8,6 +9,7 @@
'LYTESPD',
'DRIFTA',
'HCKY MOM',
+ 'SPER MOM',
'SLAMVAN',
'D-LISHUS',
'DRTHVDR',
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@@ -46,7 +46,7 @@
'bottle^ of <Adjective> potion to alleviate the effects of <Status_affliction>',
'bottle^ of <Adjective> potion to manage the symptoms of <Status_affliction>',
'bottle^ of <Adjective> potion to prevent <Status_affliction>',
- 'baggy of an herbal remedy for <Status_affliction>',
+ 'baggy^ of an^ herbal remedy^ for <Status_affliction>',
'finely chopped <Food>',
'plush <Monster>',
'copy^ of \'The Kramer\'',
@@ -266,7 +266,7 @@
'oscillation overthruster',
'purity ring',
'rubber chicken^ with a pulley in the middle',
- 'bead of orichalcum',
+ 'bead^ of orichalcum',
'prime number',
'tauntaun sleeping bag',
'blessed <Loot>',
@@ -283,7 +283,7 @@
'ream^ of <Boss_monster>\'s letterhead',
'<Monster> bacon',
"^spurious apostrophe's",
- 'full-flavored, soothing cigarettes',
+ 'full-flavored, soothing cigarette',
'shower radio',
'<Loot>^ of tomorrow',
'massive dataset',
@@ -300,4 +300,5 @@
'bucket^ of water',
'<Material> pickaxe',
'<Material> sword',
+ 'paperback^ of "<^Book>"'
];
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
[
'in <3-17>/[?2,4,8,16] time',
- "in the key of [?A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H][?,\x{1D12A},\x{266E},\x{266D},\x{1D12B}] [minor,major]",
+ "in the key of [?A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H][?,\x{1D12A},\x{266E},\x{266D},\x{1D12B}] [?minor,major]",
'in [?equal-tempered,meantone] tuning',
'played entirely on everyday household items',
'played entirely on <Loot>s',
@@ -30,4 +30,5 @@
'William Joel',
'the <Adjective> corpse of <Performer>',
'the Cambrian Explosion',
+ 'Led <^Vehicle>',
];
@@ -56,4 +56,5 @@
'invent^ new alloys',
'share^ the workflow',
'share^ the workload',
+ 'boil^ tap water for five minutes before drinking',
];
@@ -7,4 +7,5 @@
'escalator',
'tram',
'monorail',
+ 'space <Public_transit>',
];
@@ -0,0 +1,8 @@
+[
+ 'beep',
+ 'boop',
+ 'woo',
+ 'zzt',
+ '<R2_speech><R2_speech>',
+ '<R2_speech><R2_speech><R2_speech>',
+];
@@ -20,4 +20,5 @@
'The International Court of Pancakes in the Hague',
'The Lunch Dumpster',
'the combination <Restaraunt_that_routinely_poisons_people> and <Restaraunt_that_routinely_poisons_people>',
+ 'Hotel [?Rama<~/Boss_monster>,<^Boss_monster>] Bhavan [?,Family Restaurant ]([?A/C,Veg,Non-veg])',
];
@@ -11,5 +11,6 @@
'OH THE HUGE MANATEE',
'ELBERETH',
'MOAR',
- 'IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER'
+ 'IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER',
+ 'NOT TO BE TAKEN AWAY',
];
@@ -1,4 +1,27 @@
({
+ 'C-3PO' => sub {
+ return 'C-3PO complains, "' . singular(one_of([
+ 'Sir! The chances of us surviving an encounter with <$Opponent> are <100-10000000> to one!',
+ 'I\'ve got a bad feeling about this.',
+ 'I believe what <$Opponent> is trying to say is, \'<Rant>\'',
+ ])) . '"';
+ },
+ 'R2-D2' => sub {
+ return singular(one_of([
+ 'R2 says, "<R2_speech>."',
+ 'R2 exclaims, "<R2_speech>!"',
+ 'R2 interfaces with <$Opponent>\'s <Loot>.',
+ ]));
+ },
+ 'Dirk Calloway' => sub {
+ return singular(one_of([
+ '"Dirk, take dictation," you speak. "Potential members for <Club>: <Boss_monster>, <Sidekick>, <Legendary_warrior>, <$Opponent>. . ."',
+ 'You say, "<$Opponent>, this is Dirk Calloway, my chapel partner."',
+ '"I know about you and the <Relationship>", Dirk tells <$Opponent>.
+"Does <$Player> know?"
+"No," Dirk answers, "and I don\'t want him to know. I just want it to stop."',
+ ]));
+ },
'Tails' => sub {
return singular(one_of([
'Tails falls off the edge of the screen.',
@@ -26,7 +49,7 @@
},
Filburt => sub {
return 'Filburt moans, "' . singular(one_of([
- 'Turn the page, wash your hands. Turn the page, wash your hands. And then you turn the page, and then you wash your hands.',
+ 'Turn the page, <Policy_compliance>. Turn the page, <$0>. And then you turn the page, and then you <$0>.',
"I'm nauseous, I'm nauseous, I'm nauseous...",
])) . '"';
},
@@ -42,9 +65,21 @@
]));
},
'Fozzie Bear' => sub {
- return singular(one_of([
- 'Wokka wokka wokka!',
- ]));
+ my $opponent = singular(one_of(['<*$Opponent>']));
+ $opponent =~ s/^.*\s(\w+)$/$1/;
+ if ($opponent =~ /r$/) {
+ return qq{Fozzie quips, "$opponent? I don't even know 'er! Wokka wokka wokka!"};
+ } elsif ($opponent =~ /m$/) {
+ return qq{Fozzie quips, "$opponent? I don't even know 'em! Wokka wokka wokka!"};
+ } elsif ($opponent =~ /[aeiouy]s$/) {
+ return qq{Fozzie quips, "$opponent? I don't even know us! Wokka wokka wokka!"};
+ } elsif ($opponent =~ /(oo|u)$/) {
+ return qq{Fozzie quips, "$opponent? I don't even know you! Wokka wokka wokka!"};
+ } elsif ($opponent =~ /(ee|[bcdfghjklmnpqrstvwxz]y|i)$/) {
+ return qq{Fozzie quips, "$opponent? I don't even know ye! Wokka wokka wokka!"};
+ } else {
+ return qq{Fozzie quips, "Wokka wokka wokka!"};
+ }
},
Chewbacca => sub {
return singular(one_of([
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@@ -34,7 +34,7 @@
'lowrider <Vehicle>',
'seaplane',
'smartcar',
- 'Partial-zero-emission <Vehicle>',
+ 'partial-zero-emission <Vehicle>',
'shagon wagon',
'clown car',
'golf cart',
@@ -73,6 +73,7 @@
'autorickshaw',
'truckshaw',
'bike rickshaw',
+ '<Vehicle> rickshaw',
'pedicab',
'Hummer',
'jetcar',
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@@ -52,6 +52,7 @@ our %Dictionaries;
classical 'herd';
+def_noun 'staff' => 'staves';
def_noun 'huggle' => 'hugglz';
def_noun 'mudkip' => 'mudkipz';
def_noun 'cosmo' => 'cosmos';

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