Initializing session for mx indigo... shop.php?whichshop=mayoclinic WARNING: updated modifier not in modifiers.txt: Item:[6146] You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Visiting Underground Fireworks Shop in clan VIP lounge Visiting Crimbo Tree in clan VIP lounge Visiting Hot Dog Stand in clan VIP lounge Visiting Speakeasy in clan VIP lounge Visiting Floundry in clan VIP lounge =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Player Snapshot =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= > moon March 20, 2024 - Martinus 7 Ronald: third quarter Grimace: waxing gibbous Mini-moon: in front of Ronald, R side Generic Summer Holiday: 4 days Oyster Egg Day: 11 days Dependence Day: 13 days Arrrbor Day: 21 days Labór Day: 31 days Halloween: 41 days Feast of Boris: 48 days Yuletide: 53 days Festival of Jarlsberg: 58 days Valentine's Day: 69 days St. Sneaky Pete's Day: 76 days El Dia De Los Muertos Borrachos: 91 days 2 days until Muscle. > status Name: mx indigo Class: Disco Bandit Lv: 27 HP: 1428 / 1,918 MP: 285 / 1,112 Mus: 729 (511), tnp = 61 Mys: 630 (493), tnp = 677 Mox: 980 (702), tnp = 1,301 Advs: 172 Meat: 1,094,340 Full: 0 / 15 Drunk: 0 / 20 Spleen: 0 / 15 > equipment Hat: leather aviator's cap Weapon: cursed pirate cutlass Off-hand: Drunkula's wineglass Shirt: Sneaky Pete's leather jacket Pants: stinky cheese diaper Acc. 1: Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge Acc. 2: fudgecycle Acc. 3: Treads of Loathing Pet: Trick-or-Treating Tot (13 lbs) Item: li'l unicorn costume > skills Liver of Steel (0 mp) Chronic Indigestion (5 mp) Powers of Observatiogn (0 mp) Gnefarious Pickpocketing (0 mp) Torso Awareness (0 mp) Gnomish Hardigness (0 mp) Cosmic Ugnderstanding (0 mp) CLEESH (10 mp) Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting (0 mp) Awesome Balls of Fire (120 mp) Conjure Relaxing Campfire (30 mp) Snowclone (120 mp) Maximum Chill (30 mp) Eggsplosion (120 mp) Mudbath (30 mp) Grease Lightning (120 mp) Inappropriate Backrub (30 mp) Natural Born Scrabbler (0 mp) Thrift and Grift (0 mp) Abs of Tin (0 mp) Marginally Insane (0 mp) Raise Backup Dancer (120 mp) Creepy Lullaby (30 mp) Rainbow Gravitation (0 mp) Vent Rage Gland (15 mp) Slimy Synapses (0 mp) Slimy Shoulders (0 mp) Gothy Handwave (1 mp) Break It On Down (2 mp) Pop and Lock It (2 mp) Run Like the Wind (2 mp) Summon Crimbo Candy (3 mp) Unaccompanied Miner (0 mp) Volcanometeor Showeruption (0 mp) Wassail (30 mp) Toynado (120 mp) Fashionably Late (0 mp) Executive Narcolepsy (0 mp) Lunch Break (10 mp) Offensive Joke (15 mp) Managerial Manipulation (5 mp) Natural Born Skeleton Killer (0 mp) Master of the Surprising Fist (0 mp) Summon "Boner Battalion" (200 mp) Torment Plant (5 mp) Pinch Ghost (5 mp) Tattle (7 mp) Thick-Skinned (0 mp) Chip on your Shoulder (0 mp) Request Sandwich (5 mp) Frigidalmatian (300 mp) Silent Slam (5 mp) Silent Squirt (10 mp) Silent Slice (5 mp) Walberg's Dim Bulb (5 mp) Singer's Faithful Ocelot (15 mp) Drescher's Annoying Noise (40 mp) Deep Dark Visions (100 mp) Carbohydrate Cudgel (30 mp) Splattersmash (25 mp) Grab a Cold One (30 mp) Song of the North (100 mp) Conspiratorial Whispers (25 mp) Spaghetti Breakfast (30 mp) Shadow Noodles (30 mp) Song of Starch (100 mp) Song of Sauce (100 mp) Song of Bravado (100 mp) Summon Annoyance (9 swagger) Shrap (0 mp) Psychokinetic Hug (0 mp) Unoffendable (0 mp) Grease Up (15 mp) Alien Source Code (0 mp) Hollow Leg (0 mp) Belch The Rainbow (5 mp) Pirate Bellow (11 mp) Hypersane (0 mp) Intimidating Mien (15 mp) Summon Holiday Fun! (11 mp) Rapid Prototyping (0 mp) Mathematical Precision (10 mp) Ruthless Efficiency (10 mp) Summon Carrot (11 mp) Speluck (0 mp) Olfactory Burnout (0 mp) Garbage Nova (50 mp) Dinsey Operations Expert (0 mp) Rotten Memories (15 mp) Bear Essence (0 mp) Summon Kokomo Resort Pass (1 mp) Healing Salve (1 white mana) Dark Ritual (1 black mana) Lightning Bolt (1 red mana) Giant Growth (1 green mana) Ancestral Recall (1 blue mana) Asbestos Heart (0 mp) Pyromania (15 mp) Firegate (50 mp) Calculate the Universe (1 mp) Refusal to Freeze (0 mp) Communism! (0 mp) Eldritch Intellect (0 mp) Sweet Synthesis (0 mp) Stack Lumps (11 mp) Evoke Eldritch Horror (1 adv, 66 mp) Eternal Flame (0 mp) Crimbo Training: Waiter (0 mp) Crimbo Training: Coal Taster (0 mp) Secret Door Awareness (0 mp) Perpetrate Mild Evil (0 mp) Just the Facts (0 mp) Seal Clubbing Frenzy (1 mp) Thrust-Smack (3 mp) Lunge Smack (1 mp) Lunging Thrust-Smack (8 mp) Super-Advanced Meatsmithing (0 mp) Blubber Up (7 mp) Fortitude of the Muskox (0 mp) Audacity of the Otter (0 mp) Tongue of the Walrus (10 mp) Hide of the Walrus (0 mp) Claws of the Walrus (0 mp) Batter Up! (0 mp) Rage of the Reindeer (10 mp) Pulverize (0 mp) Double-Fisted Skull Smashing (0 mp) Northern Exposure (0 mp) Musk of the Moose (10 mp) Snarl of the Timberwolf (10 mp) Clobber (1 mp) Harpoon! 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(1 adv) Shell Up (6 mp) Stiff Upper Lip (10 mp) Blessing of the War Snapper (15 mp) Spiky Shell (8 mp) Spirit Snap (10 mp) Blessing of She-Who-Was (30 mp) Butts of Steel (0 mp) Testudinal Teachings (0 mp) Pizza Lover (0 mp) Blessing of the Storm Tortoise (50 mp) The Long View (0 mp) Spirit Boon (30 mp) Patient Smile (10 mp) Turtle Power (100 mp) Quiet Determination (10 mp) Manicotti Meditation (1 mp) Ravioli Shurikens (4 mp) Entangling Noodles (3 mp) Cannelloni Cannon (8 mp) Pastamastery (10 mp) Stuffed Mortar Shell (8 mp) Weapon of the Pastalord (32 mp) Lasagna Bandages (6 mp) Leash of Linguini (12 mp) Spirit of Rigatoni (0 mp) Cannelloni Cocoon (20 mp) Spirit of Ravioli (0 mp) Springy Fusilli (10 mp) Tolerance of the Kitchen (0 mp) Flavour of Magic (0 mp) Spirit of Cayenne (0 mp) Spirit of Peppermint (0 mp) Spirit of Garlic (0 mp) Spirit of Wormwood (0 mp) Spirit of Bacon Grease (0 mp) Spirit of Nothing (0 mp) Transcendental Noodlecraft (0 mp) Fearful Fettucini (32 mp) Spaghetti Spear (1 mp) Tempuramancy (0 mp) Candyblast (8 mp) Stringozzi Serpent (16 mp) Utensil Twist (1 mp) Transcendent Al Dente (1 adv) Bind Vampieroghi (12 mp) Arched Eyebrow of the Archmage (10 mp) Bind Vermincelli (30 mp) Bringing Up the Rear (0 mp) Bind Angel Hair Wisp (60 mp) Shield of the Pastalord (20 mp) Bind Undead Elbow Macaroni (100 mp) Thrall Unit Tactics (0 mp) Bind Penne Dreadful (150 mp) Subtle and Quick to Anger (0 mp) Bind Lasagmbie (200 mp) Wizard Squint (10 mp) Bind Spice Ghost (250 mp) Bind Spaghetti Elemental (150 mp) Quiet Judgement (10 mp) Sauce Contemplation (1 mp) Stream of Sauce (2 mp) Expert Panhandling (0 mp) Saucestorm (6 mp) Advanced Saucecrafting (10 mp) Elemental Saucesphere (10 mp) Jalapeño Saucesphere (5 mp) Wave of Sauce (10 mp) Intrinsic Spiciness (0 mp) Master Saucier (0 mp) Saucegeyser (24 mp) Saucy Salve (4 mp) Impetuous Sauciness (0 mp) Diminished Gag Reflex (0 mp) Irrepressible Spunk (0 mp) The Way of Sauce (0 mp) Scarysauce (10 mp) Salsaball (1 mp) 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Summon Love Song (1 mp) Summon BRICKOs (1 mp) Summon Resolutions (1 mp) Summon Taffy (1 mp) Summon Confiscated Things (5 mp) > effects 3 of 4 AT buffs active. ☺ Disco Leer (2) Superioreo (2) Pyromania (4) Rage of the Reindeer (4) Rotten Memories (4) Spiky Shell (4) Takin' It Greasy (4) Walberg's Dim Bulb (4) ♫ Ode to Booze (12) Turkey-Ambitious (19) Merry Smithsness (31) Singer's Faithful Ocelot (34) Leash of Linguini (44) Pasta Oneness (44) Patience of the Tortoise (44) Springy Fusilli (44) Disabled Olfactory Processing (72) Mathematically Precise (89) Antibiotic Saucesphere (94) Blubbered Up (94) Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin (94) Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord (94) Intimidating Mien (94) Nearly Silent Hunting (94) Sauce Monocle (94) A Few Extra Pounds (99) familiar.enq (100) Disco State of Mind (494) Mariachi Mood (494) Saucemastery (494) Seal Clubbing Frenzy (494) ♫ Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (839) Disco Fever (994) ♫ Polka of Plenty (1,312) Elemental Saucesphere (1,545) Jingle Jangle Jingle (1,599) Reptilian Fortitude (1,599) Astral Shell (1,602) Ghostly Shell (1,602) Tenacity of the Snapper (1,602) Empathy (1,622) On the Trail [garbage tourist] (∞) Spirit of Peppermint (∞) > modifiers ML: +10 Enc: -5.00% Init: +140.00% Exp: +74.33 Meat: +192.00% Item: +106.00% =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Visiting Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan rumpus room Visiting Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan rumpus room You acquire an item: stuffed frozen gravy fairy Visiting Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan rumpus room Visiting Potted Meat Tree in clan rumpus room You gain 1,001 Meat Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge You acquire an item: stuffed treasure chest Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge You acquire an item: stuffed mink Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge Visiting Looking Glass in clan VIP lounge You acquire an item: "DRINK ME" potion Doing handstand in clan VIP 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mallsearch category allitems (page 267) > Disposing of garbage. Visiting the Maintenance Tunnels Took choice 1067/6: Waste Disposal choice.php?whichchoice=1067&option=6&pwd You acquire FunFunds™ (3) > Collecting garbage! Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference dontStopForCounters changed from false to true Preference hpAutoRecovery changed from 0.6 to -0.05 Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 1.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecovery changed from 0.05 to -0.05 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.2 to 0 Preference currentMood changed from default to apathetic Preference libramSkillsSoftcore changed from all to none Preference valueOfInventory changed from 1.8 to 2 Preference choiceAdventure1108 changed from 3 to 1 Preference choiceAdventure1340 changed from 0 to 1 Preference choiceAdventure1341 changed from 0 to 1 Preference shadowLabyrinthGoal changed from browser to effects [12104] Rest in your bed in the Chateau You gain 254 hit points You gain 100 Mojo Points You gain 100 Strongness Preference timesRested changed from 1 to 2 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 78 to 79 You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 79 to 80 remove from stash: 1 repaid diaper You acquire an item: repaid diaper > Took repaid diaper from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 80 to 81 remove from stash: 1 mafia pointer finger ring You acquire an item: mafia pointer finger ring > Took mafia pointer finger ring from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 81 to 82 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 82 to 83 > Skipping fancy chocolate car; too expensive (98799 > 10000). use 1 LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate You gain 3 Adventures Preference _loveChocolatesUsed changed from 0 to 1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 83 to 84 > Trying to acquire 1 chocolate disco balls; max price 15000. use 1 chocolate disco ball You gain 3 Adventures Preference _chocolatesUsed changed from 0 to 1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 84 to 85 > Trying to acquire 1 chocolate disco balls; max price 10000. use 1 chocolate disco ball You gain 2 Adventures Preference _chocolatesUsed changed from 1 to 2 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 85 to 86 > Trying to acquire 1 chocolate disco balls; max price 5000. use 1 chocolate disco ball You gain 1 Adventure Preference _chocolatesUsed changed from 2 to 3 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 86 to 87 > Skipping fancy chocolate sculpture; too expensive (71890 > 30000). > Trying to acquire 1 blobs of essential tofu; max price 25000. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 87 to 88 Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 20000 to 25000 buy 1 essential tofu for 14950 each from shop #2423748 on 20240320 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 88 to 89 Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 25000 to 20000 use 1 essential tofu You gain 5 Adventures Preference _essentialTofuUsed changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 89 to 90 > ===== SHOTGLASS DIET ===== > Planning to fight 23 embezzlers and run 163 adventures > 1 moreltini value: 30000 price: 320 > Assuming MPA of 5000, Total Cost 320, Total Value 30000, Net Value 29680 > Trying to acquire 0 jars of Special Seasoning; max price 5000. > Considering item moreltini. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. > Trying to acquire 1 moreltinis; max price 20000. equip shirt tuxedo shirt Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 90 to 91 drink 1 moreltini You gain 4 Adventures You gain 5 Fortitude You gain 5 Enchantedness You gain 19 Roguishness You acquire an effect: Truffle Tango (40) Preference _mimeArmyShotglassUsed changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 91 to 92 equip shirt Sneaky Pete's leather jacket Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 92 to 93 mallsearch "possessed sugar cube" Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 93 to 94 > ===== FULL DIET ===== > Planning to fight 23 embezzlers and run 397 adventures > 1 (max 1) spaghetti breakfast helpers: Mayoflex value: 35000 price: 955 > 1 (max 1) synthetic dog hair pill value: 0 price: 250 > 3 (max 3) jumping horseradish(barf) helpers: Mayozapine value: 157500 (additional value: 25000) price: 23694 > 9 ice rice helpers: Mayoflex value: 337500 price: 69534 > 1 (max 1) jumping horseradish(overlap) helpers: Mayozapine value: 69750 (additional value: 42250) price: 7898 > 1 (max 1) Dinsey food-cone(overlap) helpers: Mayozapine value: 78300 (additional value: 25800) price: 14249 > 1 (max 1) distention pill value: 0 price: 250 > 7 perfect dark and stormy value: 647500 price: 20055 > 13 (max 13) Rethinking Candy(barf) value: 292500 (additional value: 22500) price: 0 > 1 (max 1) Rethinking Candy(overlap) value: 74250 (additional value: 74250) price: 0 > 1 (max 1) Knob Goblin nasal spray(overlap) value: 9900 (additional value: 9900) price: 150 > Assuming MPA of 5000, Total Cost 137035.93, Total Value 1702200, Net Value 1565164.07 > Trying to acquire 0 jars of Special Seasoning; max price 5000. > Considering item Mayoflex. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. > Considering item spaghetti breakfast. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. equip pants Travoltan trousers Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 94 to 95 buy 1 Mayoflex for 900 each from The Mayo Clinic You spent 900 Meat You acquire an item: Mayoflex Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 95 to 96 equip pants stinky cheese diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 96 to 97 mallsearch "fudgecule" Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 97 to 98 mallsearch "fudge spork" buy 1 fudge spork for 14997 each from shop #2368635 on 20240320 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 98 to 99 > Trying to acquire 1 milks of magnesia; max price 25000. Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 20000 to 25000 mallsearch "milk of magnesium" Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 99 to 100 buy 1 milk of magnesium for 1650 each from shop #845708 on 20240320 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 100 to 101 Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 25000 to 20000 use 1 milk of magnesium Preference _milkOfMagnesiumUsed changed from false to true Preference milkOfMagnesiumActive changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 101 to 102 eat 1 spaghetti breakfast You acquire an effect: Sugar Rush (10) You gain 15 Adventures You gain 14 Fortitude You gain 15 Magicalness You gain 13 Roguishness You gain 1 Fullness Preference _fudgeSporkUsed changed from false to true You ate a shaker of dry rub with your food Your milk of magnesium kicked in Preference milkOfMagnesiumActive changed from true to false Preference mayoLevel changed from 39 to 40 Mayo Minder™ reminded you to use Mayoflex (1 times) Preference _spaghettiBreakfastEaten changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 102 to 103 > Considering item synthetic dog hair pill. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. > Based on organ-cleaning, planning to consume 0. > Considering item Mayozapine. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 3. > Considering item jumping horseradish. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 3. equip pants Travoltan trousers Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 103 to 104 buy 3 Mayozapine for 900 each from The Mayo Clinic You spent 2,700 Meat You acquire Mayozapine (3) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 104 to 105 equip pants stinky cheese diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 105 to 106 Preference choiceAdventure1076 changed from to 4 use 1 Mayo Minder™ Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 106 to 107 Took choice 1076/4: Mayozapine (increased stat gains) choice.php?whichchoice=1076&option=4&pwd Preference mayoMinderSetting changed from Mayoflex to Mayozapine Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 107 to 108 Preference choiceAdventure1076 changed from 4 to > Trying to acquire 3 jumping horseradishes; max price 52500. eat 3 jumping horseradish You gain 6 Adventures You gain 69 Strongness You gain 46 Wizardliness You gain 76 Sarcasm You acquire an effect: Kicked in the Sinuses (100) You gain 1 Fullness You gain 5 Adventures You gain 26 Strengthliness You gain 35 Wizardliness You gain 62 Chutzpah You acquire an effect: Kicked in the Sinuses (100) You gain 1 Fullness You gain 6 Adventures You gain 50 Muscleboundness You gain 33 Enchantedness You gain 49 Sarcasm You acquire an effect: Kicked in the Sinuses (100) You gain 1 Fullness You ate a shaker of dry rub with your food Preference mayoLevel changed from 40 to 43 Mayo Minder™ reminded you to use Mayozapine (3 times) Preference _timeSpinnerFoodAvailable changed from to 8993 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 108 to 109 > Considering item Mayoflex. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 9. > Considering item ice rice. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 9. equip pants Travoltan trousers Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 109 to 110 buy 9 Mayoflex for 900 each from The Mayo Clinic You spent 8,100 Meat You acquire Mayoflex (9) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 110 to 111 equip pants stinky cheese diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 111 to 112 Preference choiceAdventure1076 changed from to 5 use 1 Mayo Minder™ Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 112 to 113 Took choice 1076/5: Mayoflex (increased Adventure yield) choice.php?whichchoice=1076&option=5&pwd Preference mayoMinderSetting changed from Mayozapine to Mayoflex Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 113 to 114 Preference choiceAdventure1076 changed from 5 to > Trying to acquire 9 ice rices; max price 32500. Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 20000 to 32500 mallsearch "ice rice" buy 6 ice rice for 6776 each from shop #2071543 on 20240320 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 114 to 115 Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 32500 to 20000 eat 9 ice rice You gain 8 Adventures You gain 8 Enchantedness You gain 1 Fullness You gain 7 Adventures You gain 7 Mysteriousness You gain 1 Fullness You gain 8 Adventures You gain 9 Magicalness You gain 1 Fullness You gain 7 Adventures You gain 9 Enchantedness You gain 1 Fullness You gain 8 Adventures You gain 8 Mysteriousness You gain 1 Fullness You gain 7 Adventures You gain 7 Wizardliness You gain 1 Fullness You gain 8 Adventures You gain 10 Magicalness You gain 1 Fullness You gain 7 Adventures You gain 6 Enchantedness You gain 1 Fullness You gain 8 Adventures You gain 9 Mysteriousness You gain 1 Fullness Preference mayoLevel changed from 43 to 52 Mayo Minder™ reminded you to use Mayoflex (9 times) Preference _timeSpinnerFoodAvailable changed from 8993 to 8993,8697 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 115 to 116 > Considering item Mayozapine. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. > Considering item jumping horseradish. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. equip pants Travoltan trousers Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 116 to 117 buy 1 Mayozapine for 900 each from The Mayo Clinic You spent 900 Meat You acquire an item: Mayozapine Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 117 to 118 equip pants stinky cheese diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 118 to 119 Preference choiceAdventure1076 changed from to 4 use 1 Mayo Minder™ Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 119 to 120 Took choice 1076/4: Mayozapine (increased stat gains) choice.php?whichchoice=1076&option=4&pwd Preference mayoMinderSetting changed from Mayoflex to Mayozapine Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 120 to 121 Preference choiceAdventure1076 changed from 4 to > Trying to acquire 1 jumping horseradishes; max price 69750. eat 1 jumping horseradish You gain 6 Adventures You gain 45 Beefiness You gain 60 Wizardliness You gain 53 Cheek You acquire an effect: Kicked in the Sinuses (100) You gain 1 Fullness Preference mayoLevel changed from 52 to 53 Mayo Minder™ reminded you to use Mayozapine (1 times) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 121 to 122 > Considering item Mayozapine. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. > Considering item Dinsey food-cone. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 0. > Considering item distention pill. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. use 1 distention pill Preference _distentionPillUsed changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 122 to 123 > Considering item perfect dark and stormy. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 6. > Trying to acquire 6 perfect dark and stormies; max price 92500. Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 20000 to 92500 mallsearch "perfect ice cube" Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 123 to 124 buy 5 perfect ice cube for 2750 each from shop #2089015 on 20240320 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 124 to 125 Mix 5 perfect ice cube + 5 bottle of rum You acquire perfect dark and stormy (5) Crafting used 5 each of bottle of rum and perfect ice cube Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 125 to 126 Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 92500 to 20000 cast 1 The Ode to Booze You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (10) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 126 to 127 drink 6 perfect dark and stormy You gain 22 Adventures You gain 8 Strongness You gain 33 Mysteriousness You gain 27 Chutzpah You gain 3 Drunkenness You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-3) You gain 21 Adventures You gain 15 Strengthliness You gain 32 Enchantedness You gain 18 Cheek You gain 3 Drunkenness You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-3) You gain 21 Adventures You gain 8 Strengthliness You gain 33 Enchantedness You gain 17 Sarcasm You gain 3 Drunkenness You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-3) You gain 21 Adventures You gain 11 Muscleboundness You gain 31 Wizardliness You gain 18 Roguishness You gain 3 Drunkenness You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-3) You gain 22 Adventures You gain 7 Strengthliness You gain 27 Mysteriousness You gain 18 Smarm You gain 3 Drunkenness You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-3) You gain 21 Adventures You gain 13 Strengthliness You gain 35 Mysteriousness You gain 18 Smarm You gain 3 Drunkenness You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-3) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 127 to 128 > Considering item Rethinking Candy. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 13. cast 1 Sweet Synthesis Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 128 to 129 synthesize 13 peanut brittle shield, sugar sheet You acquire an effect: Synthesis: Greed (390) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 129 to 130 > Considering item Rethinking Candy. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. cast 1 Sweet Synthesis synthesize 1 Glo-Pop, sugar sheet You acquire an effect: Synthesis: Greed (30) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 130 to 131 > Considering item Knob Goblin nasal spray. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. > Trying to acquire 1 bottles of Knob Goblin nasal spray; max price 9900. Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 20000 to 9900 mallsearch "Knob Goblin nasal spray" buy 1 Knob Goblin nasal spray for 150 each from shop #691860 on 20240320 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 131 to 132 Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 9900 to 20000 chew 1 Knob Goblin nasal spray You acquire an effect: Wasabi Sinuses (30) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 132 to 133 > Considering item synthetic dog hair pill. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. > Based on organ-cleaning, planning to consume 1. use 1 synthetic dog hair pill Preference _syntheticDogHairPillUsed changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 133 to 134 > Considering item Mayozapine. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. > Considering item Dinsey food-cone. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. equip pants Travoltan trousers Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 134 to 135 buy 1 Mayozapine for 900 each from The Mayo Clinic You spent 900 Meat You acquire an item: Mayozapine Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 135 to 136 equip pants stinky cheese diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 136 to 137 trading 2 FunFunds™ for 1 Dinsey food-cone You acquire an item: Dinsey food-cone Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 137 to 138 eat 1 Dinsey food-cone You gain 10 Adventures You gain 22 Fortitude You gain 22 Enchantedness You gain 28 Sarcasm You acquire an effect: The Dinsey Way (60) You gain 2 Fullness Preference mayoLevel changed from 53 to 54 Mayo Minder™ reminded you to use Mayozapine (1 times) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 138 to 139 > Considering item perfect dark and stormy. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. > Trying to acquire 1 perfect dark and stormies; max price 92500. Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 20000 to 92500 mallsearch "perfect dark and stormy" Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 139 to 140 buy 1 perfect dark and stormy for 120 each from shop #2127655 on 20240320 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 140 to 141 Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 92500 to 20000 drink 1 perfect dark and stormy You gain 21 Adventures You gain 7 Fortitude You gain 26 Wizardliness You gain 20 Roguishness You gain 3 Drunkenness You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-3) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 141 to 142 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Daily Familiars/Acquire amulet coin familiar Cornbeefadon (39 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 142 to 143 > CCS: [default]\n ";" use 1 box of Familiar Jacks You acquire an item: amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 143 to 144 > > Executing Daily Familiars/Decorate Crimbo Shrub familiar Crimbo Shrub (44 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 144 to 145 > CCS: [default]\n ";" use 1 box of old Crimbo decorations Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 145 to 146 Took choice 999/1: Decorate! choice.php?whichchoice=999&pwd&option=1&topper=3&lights=4&garland=1&gift=2 Preference _shrubDecorated changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 146 to 147 > > Executing Daily Familiars/Moveable feast > CCS: [default]\n ";" You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 147 to 148 You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 148 to 149 > > Executing Daily/Chibi Buddy > CCS: [default]\n ";" use 1 ChibiBuddy™ (on) Preference chibiLastVisit changed from 2320 to 2321 Preference chibiIntelligence changed from 6 to 8 Preference chibiSocialization changed from 3 to 2 Preference chibiAlignment changed from 4 to 2 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 149 to 150 Took choice 627/7: Put your ChibiBuddy™ away choice.php?whichchoice=627&option=7 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 150 to 151 use 1 ChibiBuddy™ (on) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 151 to 152 Took choice 627/5: Have a ChibiChat™ choice.php?whichchoice=627&option=5 Having a ChibiChat™ Preference _chibiChanged changed from false to true You acquire an effect: ChibiChanged™ (15) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 152 to 153 > > Executing Daily/Configure I Voted! Sticker > CCS: [default]\n ";" > > Executing Daily/11th Precinct > CCS: [default]\n ";" Visiting the 11th Precinct Headquarters You acquire cop dollar (3) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 153 to 154 Took choice 1193/1: Take a case (3 more cases today) choice.php?whichchoice=1193&option=1 wham.php?visit=1 wham.php?ask=killer&visit=1 wham.php?ask=4&visit=1 wham.php?visit=2 wham.php?ask=killer&visit=2 wham.php?visit=3 wham.php?ask=killer&visit=3 wham.php?visit=4 wham.php?ask=killer&visit=4 wham.php?ask=1&visit=4 wham.php?visit=5 wham.php?ask=killer&visit=5 wham.php?visit=6 wham.php?ask=killer&visit=6 wham.php?ask=1&visit=6 wham.php?visit=7 wham.php?ask=killer&visit=7 wham.php?visit=8 wham.php?ask=killer&visit=8 wham.php?visit=9 wham.php?ask=killer&visit=9 wham.php?accuse=1&visit=1 You acquire cop dollar (3) You acquire cop dollar (2) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 154 to 155 Preference _detectiveCasesCompleted changed from 0 to 1 > Solved the case in 80 minutes, earning 2 bonus dollars. Visiting the 11th Precinct Headquarters Took choice 1193/1: Take a case (2 more cases today) choice.php?whichchoice=1193&option=1 wham.php?visit=1 wham.php?ask=killer&visit=1 wham.php?visit=2 wham.php?ask=killer&visit=2 wham.php?visit=3 wham.php?ask=killer&visit=3 wham.php?visit=4 wham.php?ask=killer&visit=4 wham.php?visit=5 wham.php?ask=killer&visit=5 wham.php?ask=rel&w=1&visit=5 wham.php?visit=6 wham.php?ask=killer&visit=6 wham.php?ask=1&visit=6 wham.php?accuse=8&visit=8 You acquire cop dollar (3) You acquire cop dollar (3) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 155 to 156 Preference _detectiveCasesCompleted changed from 1 to 2 > Solved the case in 54 minutes, earning 3 bonus dollars. Visiting the 11th Precinct Headquarters Took choice 1193/1: Take a case (1 more case today) choice.php?whichchoice=1193&option=1 wham.php?visit=1 wham.php?ask=killer&visit=1 wham.php?visit=2 wham.php?ask=killer&visit=2 wham.php?ask=1&visit=2 wham.php?accuse=7&visit=7 You acquire cop dollar (3) You acquire cop dollar (9) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 156 to 157 Preference _detectiveCasesCompleted changed from 2 to 3 > Solved the case in 21 minutes, earning 9 bonus dollars. > > Executing Daily/Verify Horsery > CCS: [default]\n ";" > > Executing Daily/Clan Fortune Buff > CCS: [default]\n ";" Visiting Fortune Teller in clan VIP lounge Took choice 1278/1: Consult with Zatara choice.php?whichchoice=1278&option=1&which=-3&q1=pizza&q2=batman&q3=thick You acquire an effect: Meet the Meat (100) Preference _clanFortuneBuffUsed changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 157 to 158 > > Executing Daily/defective Game Grid token > CCS: [default]\n ";" You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 158 to 159 remove from stash: 1 defective Game Grid token You acquire an item: defective Game Grid token > Took defective Game Grid token from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 159 to 160 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 160 to 161 use 1 defective Game Grid token You acquire an effect: Video... Games? (5) Preference _defectiveTokenUsed changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 161 to 162 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 162 to 163 You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 163 to 164 add to stash: 1 defective Game Grid token > Returned defective Game Grid token to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 164 to 165 > > Executing Daily/Glenn's golden dice > CCS: [default]\n ";" use 1 Glenn's golden dice You acquire an effect: Boo Tea (10) You acquire an effect: Grrrrrrreat! (10) You acquire an effect: Hyperoxygenated Blood (10) You acquire an effect: Motion (10) You acquire an effect: Antarctic Memories (10) Preference _glennGoldenDiceUsed changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 165 to 166 > > Executing Daily/Clan pool table > CCS: [default]\n ";" You acquire an effect: Billiards Belligerence (10) Preference _crimboTree changed from false to true Visiting Crimbo Tree in clan VIP lounge Preference _poolGames changed from 0 to 1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 166 to 167 > > Executing Daily/Clan pool table > CCS: [default]\n ";" You acquire an effect: Billiards Belligerence (10) Preference _poolGames changed from 1 to 2 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 167 to 168 > > Executing Daily/Clan pool table > CCS: [default]\n ";" You acquire an effect: Billiards Belligerence (10) Preference _poolGames changed from 2 to 3 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 168 to 169 > > Executing Daily/Friar's Blessing > CCS: [default]\n ";" friars blessing 2 You acquire an effect: Brother Corsican's Blessing (20) Preference friarsBlessingReceived changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 169 to 170 > > Executing Daily/The Legendary Beat > CCS: [default]\n ";" use 1 The Legendary Beat You acquire an effect: Clyde's Blessing (20) Preference _legendaryBeat changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 170 to 171 > > Executing Daily/Clan Fortune Consults > CCS: [default]\n ";" You are currently a member of Bonus Adventures from Hell Visiting Hot Dog Stand in clan VIP lounge Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 171 to 172 Visiting Speakeasy in clan VIP lounge Visiting Floundry in clan VIP lounge Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 172 to 173 Visiting Fortune Teller in clan VIP lounge Took choice 1278/1: Consult with Zatara choice.php?whichchoice=1278&option=1&which=1&whichid=3690803&q1=pizza&q2=batman&q3=thick Preference _clanFortuneConsultUses changed from 0 to 1 You enter your answers and wait for 3690803 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 173 to 174 You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 174 to 175 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 175 to 176 > > Executing Daily/Clan Fortune Consults > CCS: [default]\n ";" You are currently a member of Bonus Adventures from Hell Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 176 to 177 Visiting Fortune Teller in clan VIP lounge Took choice 1278/1: Consult with Zatara choice.php?whichchoice=1278&option=1&which=1&whichid=3690803&q1=pizza&q2=batman&q3=thick Preference _clanFortuneConsultUses changed from 1 to 2 You enter your answers and wait for 3690803 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 177 to 178 You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 178 to 179 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 179 to 180 > > Executing Daily/Clan Fortune Consults > CCS: [default]\n ";" You are currently a member of Bonus Adventures from Hell Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 180 to 181 Visiting Fortune Teller in clan VIP lounge Took choice 1278/1: Consult with Zatara choice.php?whichchoice=1278&option=1&which=1&whichid=3690803&q1=pizza&q2=batman&q3=thick Preference _clanFortuneConsultUses changed from 2 to 3 You enter your answers and wait for 3690803 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 181 to 182 You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 182 to 183 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 183 to 184 > > Executing Daily/Summon Demon > CCS: [default]\n ";" mallsearch "scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil" Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 184 to 185 buy 1 scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil for 250 each from shop #2014777 on 20240320 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 185 to 186 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 186 to 187 summon Catkavug You acquire an effect: Preternatural Greed (30) Preference demonSummoned changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 187 to 188 > > Executing Daily/Source Terminal Enhance > CCS: [default]\n ";" Source Terminal: enhance meat.enh You acquire an effect: meat.enh (50) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 188 to 189 Preference _sourceTerminalEnhanceUses changed from 0 to 1 > > Executing Daily/Source Terminal Enhance > CCS: [default]\n ";" Source Terminal: enhance meat.enh You acquire an effect: meat.enh (50) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 189 to 190 Preference _sourceTerminalEnhanceUses changed from 1 to 2 > > Executing Daily/Mad Tea Party Buff Preference pendingMapReflections changed from 3 to 4 use 1 "DRINK ME" potion You acquire an effect: Down the Rabbit Hole (20) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 190 to 191 > CCS: [default]\n ";" equip hat filthy knitted dread sack Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 191 to 192 Visiting the Mad Tea Party Preference lastEncounter changed from Witchess Puzzles to The Mad Tea Party Encounter: The Mad Tea Party Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 192 to 193 Took choice 441/1: Try to get a seat choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=441&option=1 You acquire an effect: Dances with Tweedles (30) Preference _madTeaParty changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 193 to 194 equip hat PirateRealm party hat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 194 to 195 > > Executing Daily/Use BittyCar MeatCart > CCS: [default]\n ";" You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 195 to 196 You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 196 to 197 use 1 BittyCar MeatCar Preference _bittycar changed from to meatcar Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 197 to 198 > > Executing Daily/Check Barf Mountain Quest > CCS: [default]\n ";" Visiting the Employee Assignment Kiosk Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 198 to 199 > Barf Quests Available: > Sexism Reduction > Electrical Maintenance > Accepting Barf Quest: Electrical Maintenance Took choice 1066/2: Accept Assignment choice.php?whichchoice=1066&pwd&option=2 Preference questEStGiveMeFuel changed from unstarted to step1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 199 to 200 > Completing Barf Quest Visiting the Employee Assignment Kiosk Took choice 1066/3: Turn In Globules choice.php?whichchoice=1066&pwd&option=3 Preference questEStGiveMeFuel changed from step1 to unstarted You acquire FunFunds™ (3) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 200 to 201 > > Executing Daily/Configure Snojo > CCS: [default]\n ";" Visiting Snojo Control Console Took choice 1118/2: mysticality training choice.php?whichchoice=1118&option=2&pwd > > Executing Daily/Volcano Quest > CCS: [default]\n ";" > Checking volcano quest Visiting The WLF Bunker Preference _volcanoItem1 changed from 0 to 8470 Preference _volcanoItemCount1 changed from 0 to 5 Preference _volcanoItem2 changed from 0 to 8499 Preference _volcanoItemCount2 changed from 0 to 1 Preference _volcanoItem3 changed from 0 to 8517 Preference _volcanoItemCount3 changed from 0 to 3 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 201 to 202 Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 20000 to 54870 mallsearch "gooey lava globs" buy 5 gooey lava globs for 5216 each from shop #3455198 on 20240320 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 202 to 203 Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 54870 to 20000 Visiting The WLF Bunker Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 203 to 204 Took choice 1093/1: Turn In! choice.php?whichchoice=1093&option=1&pwd You acquire an item: Volcoino Preference _volcanoItemRedeemed changed from false to true Preference _volcanoItem1 changed from 8470 to 0 Preference _volcanoItem2 changed from 8499 to 0 Preference _volcanoItem3 changed from 8517 to 0 Preference _volcanoItemCount1 changed from 5 to 0 Preference _volcanoItemCount2 changed from 1 to 0 Preference _volcanoItemCount3 changed from 3 to 0 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 204 to 205 > > Executing Daily/Free Volcoino Maximizer: disco style equip hat smooth velvet hat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 205 to 206 equip weapon Mer-kin hookspear equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe equip back Camp Scout backpack equip shirt smooth velvet shirt equip pants smooth velvet pants equip acc1 smooth velvet hanky equip acc2 smooth velvet socks equip acc3 smooth velvet pocket square Unequip Obtuse Angel equip familiar Mayflower bouquet > Maximize: disco style > CCS: [default]\n ";" Visiting The Towering Inferno Discotheque Took choice 1090/7: Go to the sixth floor choice.php?whichchoice=1090&option=7&pwd You acquire an item: Volcoino Preference _infernoDiscoVisited changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 206 to 207 > > Executing Daily/Free Volcano Mining > CCS: [default]\n ";" cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 1,000 hit points Preference lastAdventure changed from Dreadsylvanian Castle to The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) Preference nextAdventure changed from None to The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) [12104] The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) equip weapon high-temperature mining drill Preference lastAdventure changed from The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) to Dreadsylvanian Castle > Trying a spot. > Mining at square (2, 6) Preference lastAdventure changed from Dreadsylvanian Castle to The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) [12104] The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) Preference lastAdventure changed from The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) to Dreadsylvanian Castle > Sparkly found at (3, 5). > Mining at square (3, 5) Preference lastAdventure changed from Dreadsylvanian Castle to The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) [12104] The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) You lose 48 hit points Preference _unaccompaniedMinerUsed changed from 0 to 1 Preference mineLayout6 changed from #52New Age healing crystal#53 to #52New Age healing crystal#53#43 Preference lastAdventure changed from The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) to Dreadsylvanian Castle > Sparkly found at (6, 6). > Mining at square (6, 6) Preference lastAdventure changed from Dreadsylvanian Castle to The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) [12104] The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) You lose 48 hit points Preference _unaccompaniedMinerUsed changed from 1 to 2 Preference mineLayout6 changed from #52New Age healing crystal#53#43 to #52New Age healing crystal#53#43#54 Preference lastAdventure changed from The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) to Dreadsylvanian Castle > Sparkly found at (6, 5). > Mining at square (6, 5) Preference lastAdventure changed from Dreadsylvanian Castle to The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) [12104] The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) You acquire an item: New Age healing crystal Preference _unaccompaniedMinerUsed changed from 2 to 3 Preference mineLayout6 changed from #52New Age healing crystal#53#43#54 to #52New Age healing crystal#53#43#54#46New Age healing crystal Preference lastAdventure changed from The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) to Dreadsylvanian Castle > No more sparklies here. > Resetting mine. Preference lastAdventure changed from Dreadsylvanian Castle to The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) [12104] The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) Preference mineLayout6 changed from #52New Age healing crystal#53#43#54#46New Age healing crystal to Preference lastAdventure changed from The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) to Dreadsylvanian Castle > Sparkly found at (2, 6). > Mining at square (2, 6) Preference lastAdventure changed from Dreadsylvanian Castle to The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) [12104] The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) You lose 48 hit points Preference _unaccompaniedMinerUsed changed from 3 to 4 Preference mineLayout6 changed from to #50 Preference lastAdventure changed from The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) to Dreadsylvanian Castle > > > === Report: Results this Session === > > Obtained 0 1,970 carat golds in 5 turns. > Total session gold value: 0 meat > Average session value: 0 meat/adventure > Runtime: 4.0 secs, or 800ms/adv at 0 meat/second > > > === Version Lifetime (data/pjbminer_data.txt) === > > Obtained 2 gold pieces for 39400 meat. > Used 74 secs to spend 28 adventures. > Average gain: 1407 meat / adv > > > > > Executing Daily Items/Summon Clip Art > CCS: [default]\n ";" cast 1 Summon Clip Art You acquire an item: box of Familiar Jacks Preference _clipartSummons changed from 0 to 1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 207 to 208 cast 1 Summon Clip Art You acquire an item: box of Familiar Jacks Preference _clipartSummons changed from 1 to 2 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 208 to 209 cast 1 Summon Clip Art You acquire an item: box of Familiar Jacks Preference _clipartSummons changed from 2 to 3 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 209 to 210 > > Executing Daily Items/Chateau Mantegna Desk > CCS: [default]\n ";" Collecting potions from continental juice bar Preference _chateauDeskHarvested changed from false to true > > Executing Daily Items/Ice Cold April Shower > CCS: [default]\n ";" You acquire shard of double-ice (3) Preference _aprilShower changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 210 to 211 > > Executing Daily Items/Cheat Deck of Every Card > CCS: [default]\n ";" use 1 Deck of Every Card Preference lastAdventure changed from Dreadsylvanian Castle to None Preference nextAdventure changed from The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) to None [12104] Deck of Every Card Preference _deckCardsDrawn changed from 0 to 4 play Island (35) Preference _deckCardsSeen changed from to Island Preference lastEncounter changed from The Mad Tea Party to Island Encounter: Island Preference _deckCardsDrawn changed from 4 to 5 You acquire an item: blue mana Preference lastAdventure changed from None to Dreadsylvanian Castle use 1 Deck of Every Card Preference lastAdventure changed from Dreadsylvanian Castle to None [12104] Deck of Every Card Preference _deckCardsDrawn changed from 5 to 9 play Ancestral Recall (40) Preference _deckCardsSeen changed from Island to Island|Ancestral Recall Preference lastEncounter changed from Island to Ancestral Recall Encounter: Ancestral Recall Preference _deckCardsDrawn changed from 9 to 10 You acquire an item: blue mana Preference lastAdventure changed from None to Dreadsylvanian Castle use 1 Deck of Every Card Preference lastAdventure changed from Dreadsylvanian Castle to None [12104] Deck of Every Card Preference _deckCardsSeen changed from Island|Ancestral Recall to Ancestral Recall|Island Preference _deckCardsDrawn changed from 10 to 14 play Gift Card (41) Preference _deckCardsSeen changed from Ancestral Recall|Island to Ancestral Recall|Island|Gift Card Preference lastEncounter changed from Ancestral Recall to Gift Card Encounter: Gift Card Preference _deckCardsDrawn changed from 14 to 15 You acquire an item: gift card Preference lastAdventure changed from None to Dreadsylvanian Castle Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 211 to 212 > > Executing Daily Items/Source Terminal Extrude mallsearch "Source essence" buy 10 Source essence for 100 each from shop #1053259 on 20240320 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 212 to 213 > CCS: [default]\n ";" Source Terminal: extrude -f food.ext You acquire an item: browser cookie Preference _sourceTerminalExtrudes changed from 2 to 3 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 213 to 214 > > Executing Daily Items/Internet Meme Shop print screen button > CCS: [default]\n ";" trading 111 BACON for 1 print screen button You acquire an item: print screen button Preference _internetPrintScreenButtonBought changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 214 to 215 > > Executing Daily Items/Rainbow Gravitation mallsearch "cold wad" buy 3 cold wad for 765 each from shop #2125770 on 20240320 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 215 to 216 mallsearch "stench wad" buy 3 stench wad for 870 each from shop #2125770 on 20240320 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 216 to 217 mallsearch "hot wad" buy 3 hot wad for 905 each from shop #187675 on 20240320 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 217 to 218 mallsearch "sleaze wad" buy 3 sleaze wad for 895 each from shop #2125770 on 20240320 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 218 to 219 mallsearch "spooky wad" buy 3 spooky wad for 694 each from shop #3397571 on 20240320 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 219 to 220 > CCS: [default]\n ";" cast 3 Rainbow Gravitation You acquire prismatic wad (3) Preference prismaticSummons changed from 0 to 3 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 220 to 221 > > Executing Daily Items/Request Sandwich > CCS: [default]\n ";" cast 1 Request Sandwich > > Executing Daily Items/Request Sandwich > CCS: [default]\n ";" cast 1 Request Sandwich > > Executing Daily Items/Request Sandwich > CCS: [default]\n ";" cast 1 Request Sandwich You acquire an item: P.B.L.T. Preference _requestSandwichSucceeded changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 221 to 222 > > Executing Daily Items/Tea Tree > CCS: [default]\n ";" teatree cuppa Voraci tea You acquire an item: cuppa Voraci tea Preference _pottedTeaTreeUsed changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 222 to 223 > > Executing Daily Items/Check Jick Jar > CCS: [default]\n ";" Preference _jickJarAvailable changed from unknown to false > > Executing Daily Items/Candy cane sword cane Shrine Meat equip weapon candy cane sword cane > CCS: [default]\n ";" Preference lastAdventure changed from Dreadsylvanian Castle to An Overgrown Shrine (Northeast) Preference nextAdventure changed from None to An Overgrown Shrine (Northeast) [12104] An Overgrown Shrine (Northeast) Preference lastEncounter changed from Gift Card to Air Apparent Encounter: Air Apparent Took choice 785/4: Gain 100x level Meat, then pick again choice.php?whichchoice=785&option=4&pwd Encounter: Air Apparent Preference _candyCaneSwordOvergrownShrine changed from false to true You gain 2,700 Meat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 223 to 224 Took choice 785/6: skip adventure choice.php?whichchoice=785&option=6&pwd > > Executing Daily Items/Clear Existing Rufus Quest > CCS: [default]\n ";" > > Executing Daily Items/Acquire Candy Map > CCS: [default]\n ";" > Trying to acquire 1 maps to candy-rich blocks; max price 55517. Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 20000 to 55516.68 mallsearch "map to a candy-rich block" buy 1 map to a candy-rich block for 4000 each from shop #1581073 on 20240320 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 224 to 225 Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 55516 to 20000 Preference choiceAdventure804 changed from to 2 use 1 map to a candy-rich block Took choice 804/2: Stop Trick-or-Treating choice.php?whichchoice=804&option=2&pwd Preference choiceAdventure804 changed from 2 to Preference _mapToACandyRichBlockUsed changed from false to true > > Executing Daily Items/Treat familiar Trick-or-Treating Tot (56 lbs) equip weapon porcelain police baton Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 225 to 226 equip off-hand porcelain pepper mill equip hat porcelain porkpie equip back porcelain pelerine equip pants porcelain plus-fours equip acc1 porcelain phantom mask > CCS: [default]\n "abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!";" > Autoattack macro: abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!"; [12104] Rest in your bed in the Chateau You gain 222 hit points You gain 140 Mojo Points You gain 105 Beefiness Preference timesRested changed from 2 to 3 place.php?whichplace=town&action=town_trickortreat Took choice 804/3: A House choice.php?whichchoice=804&option=3&whichhouse=0&pwd You acquire Swizzler (2) Took choice 804/3: A House choice.php?whichchoice=804&option=3&whichhouse=1&pwd You acquire an item: Prunets Took choice 804/3: A House choice.php?whichchoice=804&option=3&whichhouse=2&pwd You acquire Swizzler (2) Took choice 804/3: A House choice.php?whichchoice=804&option=3&whichhouse=3&pwd You acquire porcelain candy dish (2) Took choice 804/3: A House choice.php?whichchoice=804&option=3&whichhouse=5&pwd You acquire an item: Prunets Took choice 804/3: A House choice.php?whichchoice=804&option=3&whichhouse=6&pwd You acquire porcelain candy dish (2) Took choice 804/3: A House choice.php?whichchoice=804&option=3&whichhouse=7&pwd You acquire bag of W&Ws (2) Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference choiceAdventure1324 changed from 0 to 5 Preference choiceAdventure1387 changed from to 2 mallsearch "glass of "milk"" mallsearch "cup of "tea"" mallsearch "thermos of "whiskey"" mallsearch "Lucky Lindy" mallsearch "Bee's Knees" mallsearch "Sockdollager" mallsearch "Ish Kabibble" mallsearch "Hot Socks" mallsearch "Phonus Balonus" mallsearch "Flivver" mallsearch "Sloppy Jalopy" familiar Pair of Stomping Boots (85 lbs) Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, 170.01 "bonus Snow Suit", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 3600 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 485.66 "bonus Mayflower bouquet", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9878.89 "bonus Pantsgiving" equip hat Crown of Thrones equip weapon cursed pirate cutlass Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 226 to 227 equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 227 to 228 equip back Camp Scout backpack Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 228 to 229 equip shirt Stephen's lab coat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 229 to 230 equip pants Pantsgiving Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 230 to 231 use 1 stinky cheese diaper You lose 155 hit points You acquire an item: stinky cheese wheel Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 231 to 232 use 1 stinky cheese wheel You lose 155 hit points You acquire an item: stinky cheese eye Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 232 to 233 equip acc1 stinky cheese eye Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 233 to 234 equip acc2 Belt of Loathing Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 234 to 235 equip acc3 bakelite badge Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 235 to 236 Unequip Crimbo Shrub Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 236 to 237 equip familiar Mayflower bouquet Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 237 to 238 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 238 to 239 > Maximize: Familiar Weight,Familiar Weight enthrone Grim Brother (93 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 239 to 240 use 5 pulled blue taffy You acquire an effect: Blue Swayed (50) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 240 to 241 Preference choiceAdventure163 changed from 1 to 4 Preference choiceAdventure164 changed from 2 to 3 Preference choiceAdventure165 changed from 2 to 4 Preference choiceAdventure166 changed from 3 to 1 Preference choiceAdventure888 changed from 3 to 5 Preference choiceAdventure889 changed from 3 to 5 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 241 to 242 Preference nextAdventure changed from An Overgrown Shrine (Northeast) to The Deep Dark Jungle Preference lastAdventure changed from An Overgrown Shrine (Northeast) to The Deep Dark Jungle [12104] The Deep Dark Jungle Preference lastEncounter changed from Air Apparent to Mercenary of Fortune Encounter: Mercenary of Fortune Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from to 20240320161614 Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts RETURN! Round 1: Booty! kicks you in the butt to speed your escape. Thanks, Booty!... Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 0 to 1 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 0 to 1 Preference _banderRunaways changed from 0 to 1 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to Mercenary of Fortune This combat did not cost a turn Preference _lastCombatWon changed from true to false Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 242 to 243 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 243 to 244 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Maximize: Familiar Weight,Familiar Weight Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 244 to 245 [12104] The Deep Dark Jungle Preference lastEncounter changed from Mercenary of Fortune to bigface Encounter: bigface Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320161614 to 20240320161616 Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts RETURN! Round 1: Booty! kicks you in the butt to speed your escape. Thanks, Booty!... You acquire an item: Azurite Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 1 to 2 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 1 to 2 Preference _banderRunaways changed from 1 to 2 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from Mercenary of Fortune to bigface This combat did not cost a turn Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 245 to 246 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 246 to 247 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Maximize: Familiar Weight,Familiar Weight Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 247 to 248 [12104] The Deep Dark Jungle Preference lastEncounter changed from bigface to smoke monster Encounter: smoke monster Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320161616 to 20240320161619 Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts PERPETRATE MILD EVIL! You acquire an item: transdermal smoke patch Round 1: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester shouts down, "I've just finished a perfectly ghastly fairy tale! You simply must read it!" You acquire an item: grim fairy tale Preference _grimFairyTaleDropsCrown changed from 0 to 1 Round 1: Booty! holds out the Mayflower bouquet toward your opponent. He stops to smell the flowers instead of attacking you. Preference _mildEvilPerpetrated changed from 0 to 1 Round 1: mx indigo casts PERPETRATE MILD EVIL! Round 2: smoke monster takes 1 damage. You acquire an item: transdermal smoke patch Round 2: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester shouts down, "I've just finished a perfectly ghastly fairy tale! You simply must read it!" You acquire an item: grim fairy tale Preference _grimFairyTaleDropsCrown changed from 1 to 2 Round 2: Booty! holds out the Mayflower bouquet toward your opponent. He stops to smell the flowers instead of attacking you. Preference _mildEvilPerpetrated changed from 1 to 2 Round 2: mx indigo casts PERPETRATE MILD EVIL! Round 3: smoke monster takes 1 damage. You acquire an item: transdermal smoke patch Round 3: smoke monster takes 10 damage. Round 3: You lose 72 hit points Preference _mildEvilPerpetrated changed from 2 to 3 Round 3: mx indigo casts RETURN! Round 4: Booty! kicks you in the butt to speed your escape. Thanks, Booty!... Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 2 to 3 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 2 to 3 Preference _banderRunaways changed from 2 to 3 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from bigface to smoke monster This combat did not cost a turn Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 248 to 249 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 249 to 250 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo familiar Mini-Hipster (96 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 250 to 251 equip pants Greatest American Pants Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 251 to 252 Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -pants, 170.01 "bonus Snow Suit", 19350 "bonus ironic moustache", 2250 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 3600 "bonus fixed-gear bicycle", 485.66 "bonus Mayflower bouquet", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 909 "bonus chiptune guitar", 9878.89 "bonus Pantsgiving" Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 252 to 253 > Maximize: Familiar Weight enthrone Grimstone Golem (98 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 253 to 254 > Wandering at The Deep Dark Jungle for expected value 321.23 (Lovebugs The Deep Dark Jungle) [12104] The Deep Dark Jungle Preference lastEncounter changed from smoke monster to Mercenary of Fortune Encounter: Mercenary of Fortune Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320161619 to 20240320161625 Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Round 1: mx indigo casts RETURN! Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 3 to 4 Preference _navelRunaways changed from 0 to 1 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from smoke monster to Mercenary of Fortune This combat did not cost a turn Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 254 to 255 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Maximize: Familiar Weight > Wandering at The Deep Dark Jungle for expected value 321.23 (Lovebugs The Deep Dark Jungle) [12104] The Deep Dark Jungle Encounter: Mercenary of Fortune Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320161625 to 20240320161626 Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Round 1: mx indigo casts RETURN! Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 4 to 5 Preference _navelRunaways changed from 1 to 2 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 255 to 256 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Maximize: Familiar Weight > Wandering at The Deep Dark Jungle for expected value 321.23 (Lovebugs The Deep Dark Jungle) [12104] The Deep Dark Jungle Preference lastEncounter changed from Mercenary of Fortune to random scenester Encounter: random scenester Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320161626 to 20240320161628 Preference _hipsterAdv changed from 0 to 1 Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Round 1: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 2: Scotty! explains the backlash against the backlash against an indie comic book. See, it got too popular, so now everyone criticizes it, so now the cool thing to do is to like it again. Trying to follow the logic opens new neural pathways in your brain. Round 2: You gain 3 Enchantedness Round 2: random scenester drops 55 attack power. Round 2: random scenester drops 57 defense. Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner! Round 3: random scenester drops 82 attack power. Round 3: random scenester drops 65 defense. Round 3: Tourmaline Somber chisels a little piece of Grimstone off himself, carves it into a mask, and hands it down from his perch atop the chair. You acquire an item: grimstone mask Preference _grimstoneMaskDropsCrown changed from 0 to 1 Round 3: Scotty! pulls off one of his mismatched argyle socks (that he was wearing ironically under a pair of flip-flops) and wraps it around one of your wounds. Aaaaah. Round 3: You gain 93 hit points Round 3: random scenester drops 58 attack power. Round 3: random scenester drops 53 defense. Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 701 hit points Round 4: Scotty! redeems some food stamps to get himself a snack, and gives you the meat he gets in change. You gain 390 Meat. Round 4: random scenester drops 54 attack power. Round 4: random scenester drops 58 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: random scenester takes 22 damage. Round 5: Scotty! gains the Power of Love! In practical terms, that means he pulls a flaming sword out of his chest and stabs him with it for 853 damage. Man, the Power of Love is a curious thing. Round 5: random scenester takes 853 damage. You gain 43 Meat. Round 5: random scenester drops 50 attack power. Round 5: random scenester drops 48 defense. Round 5: mx indigo attacks! Round 6: random scenester takes 681 damage. Round 6: Your opponent is too busy explaining the actual definition of irony to Scotty! to attack this round. Round 6: random scenester drops 54 attack power. Round 6: random scenester drops 52 defense. Round 6: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con II, when both CheeseTesting and Mega Brendan complimented you on your dancing. After Battle: You gain 10 Chutzpah Your familiar gains a pound: Scotty!, the 9 lb. Mini-Hipster After Battle: Tourmaline Somber surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: You gain 40 hit points After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points After Battle: This type of monster is immune to every sexually-transmitted disease but one. Nobody knows which one. Preference bookOfFactsGummi changed from 2 to 3 After Battle: You gain 120 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 121 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 271 Smarm Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 5 to 6 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from Mercenary of Fortune to random scenester This combat did not cost a turn Preference _lastCombatWon changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 256 to 257 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -pants, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 170.01 "bonus Snow Suit", 19350 "bonus ironic moustache", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 3600 "bonus fixed-gear bicycle", 485.66 "bonus Mayflower bouquet", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 909 "bonus chiptune guitar", 9878.89 "bonus Pantsgiving" Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 257 to 258 > Maximize: Familiar Weight equip back Buddy Bjorn Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 258 to 259 bjornify none Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 259 to 260 equip back Camp Scout backpack Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 260 to 261 enthrone Flaming Gravy Fairy (98 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 261 to 262 > Wandering at The Deep Dark Jungle for expected value 321.23 (Lovebugs The Deep Dark Jungle) [12104] The Deep Dark Jungle Preference lastEncounter changed from random scenester to evil ex-girlfriend Encounter: evil ex-girlfriend Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320161628 to 20240320161633 Preference _hipsterAdv changed from 1 to 2 Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Round 1: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 2: Scotty! teaches you the subtle differences between an ironic moustache and a regular ol' creepy moustache. You feel a little more moxious. Round 2: You gain 3 Roguishness You gain 77 Meat. Round 2: evil ex-girlfriend drops 51 attack power. Round 2: evil ex-girlfriend drops 50 defense. Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner! Round 3: evil ex-girlfriend drops 82 attack power. Round 3: evil ex-girlfriend drops 66 defense. Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 3: Scotty! reads a scathing review he wrote of an indie band that is getting too much popular attention. She looks a little demoralized by the sheer level of vitriol. Round 3: evil ex-girlfriend drops 13 attack power. Round 3: evil ex-girlfriend drops 7 defense. Round 3: evil ex-girlfriend drops 54 attack power. Round 3: evil ex-girlfriend drops 52 defense. Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 701 hit points Round 4: Scotty! holds up a finger with a moustache tattooed on it. You laugh heartily at his ironically clever sight gag, and feel refreshed. Round 4: You gain 76 hit points Round 4: You gain 99 Mojo Points Round 4: evil ex-girlfriend drops 54 attack power. Round 4: evil ex-girlfriend drops 48 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: evil ex-girlfriend takes 30 damage. Round 5: Scotty! holds up a finger with a moustache tattooed on it. You laugh heartily at his ironically clever sight gag, and feel refreshed. Round 5: You gain 52 hit points Round 5: You gain 65 Mojo Points Round 5: evil ex-girlfriend drops 51 attack power. Round 5: evil ex-girlfriend drops 52 defense. Round 5: mx indigo attacks! Round 6: evil ex-girlfriend takes 687 damage. Round 6: Scotty! gains the Power of Love! In practical terms, that means he pulls a flaming sword out of his chest and stabs her with it for 876 damage. Man, the Power of Love is a curious thing. Round 6: evil ex-girlfriend takes 876 damage. Round 6: evil ex-girlfriend drops 52 attack power. Round 6: evil ex-girlfriend drops 53 defense. Round 6: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con X, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume. After Battle: You gain 6 Cheek After Battle: A love spider descends from overhead, drops off a coin, then vanishes into the shadows again. Preference lovebugsCoinspiracy changed from 3 to 4 Preference _lovebugsCoinspiracy changed from 0 to 1 You acquire an item: Coinspiracy Your familiar gains a pound: Scotty!, the 10 lb. Mini-Hipster After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: You gain 1 hit point After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from tigers, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us. You acquire an item: weathered barrel After Battle: You gain 128 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 120 Magicalness You gain a Mysticality point! After Battle: You gain 263 Roguishness Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 6 to 7 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from random scenester to evil ex-girlfriend This combat did not cost a turn Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 262 to 263 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled orange taffy Preference libramSummons changed from 8 to 9 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 263 to 264 cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled violet taffy Preference libramSummons changed from 9 to 10 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 264 to 265 cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled violet taffy Preference libramSummons changed from 10 to 11 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 265 to 266 cast 1 Disco Leer You acquire an effect: Disco Leer (10) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 266 to 267 > Maximize: Familiar Weight > Wandering at The Deep Dark Jungle for expected value 321.23 (Lovebugs The Deep Dark Jungle) [12104] The Deep Dark Jungle Preference lastEncounter changed from evil ex-girlfriend to random scenester Encounter: random scenester Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320161633 to 20240320161638 Preference _hipsterAdv changed from 2 to 3 Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Round 1: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: Scotty! teaches you the subtle differences between an ironic moustache and a regular ol' creepy moustache. You feel a little more moxious. Round 2: You gain 4 Sarcasm Round 2: random scenester drops 55 attack power. Round 2: random scenester drops 57 defense. Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner! Round 3: random scenester drops 82 attack power. Round 3: random scenester drops 65 defense. Round 3: Scotty! gains the Power of Love! In practical terms, that means he pulls a flaming sword out of his chest and stabs him with it for 831 damage. Man, the Power of Love is a curious thing. Round 3: random scenester takes 831 damage. Round 3: random scenester drops 57 attack power. Round 3: random scenester drops 53 defense. Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 701 hit points Round 4: Scotty! reads a scathing review he wrote of an indie band that is getting too much popular attention. He looks a little demoralized by the sheer level of vitriol. Round 4: random scenester drops 3 attack power. Round 4: random scenester drops 10 defense. You gain 62 Meat. Round 4: random scenester drops 56 attack power. Round 4: random scenester drops 54 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: random scenester takes 16 damage. Round 5: Scotty! reads a scathing review he wrote of an indie band that is getting too much popular attention. He looks a little demoralized by the sheer level of vitriol. Round 5: random scenester drops 22 attack power. Round 5: random scenester drops 24 defense. Round 5: random scenester drops 54 attack power. Round 5: random scenester drops 54 defense. Round 5: mx indigo attacks! Round 6: random scenester takes 773 damage. Round 6: Scotty! holds up a finger with a moustache tattooed on it. You laugh heartily at his ironically clever sight gag, and feel refreshed. Round 6: You gain 83 hit points Round 6: You gain 93 Mojo Points Round 6: random scenester drops 53 attack power. Round 6: random scenester drops 55 defense. Round 6: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con VIII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume. After Battle: You gain 7 Sarcasm You acquire an item: bag of GORP Your familiar gains a pound: Scotty!, the 11 lb. Mini-Hipster After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: You gain 1 hit point After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points After Battle: This type of monster is immune to every sexually-transmitted disease but one. Nobody knows which one. Preference bookOfFactsGummi changed from 3 to 0 You acquire an item: ironic jogging shorts After Battle: You gain 139 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 126 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 243 Chutzpah Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 7 to 8 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from evil ex-girlfriend to random scenester This combat did not cost a turn Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 267 to 268 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled indigo taffy Preference _taffyRareSummons changed from 1 to 2 Preference libramSummons changed from 11 to 12 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 268 to 269 cast 1 Pyromania You acquire an effect: Pyromania (10) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 269 to 270 cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 270 to 271 cast 1 Rotten Memories You acquire an effect: Rotten Memories (10) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 271 to 272 cast 1 Spiky Shell You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (10) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 272 to 273 cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 273 to 274 > Maximize: Familiar Weight > Wandering at The Deep Dark Jungle for expected value 321.23 (Lovebugs The Deep Dark Jungle) [12104] The Deep Dark Jungle Preference lastEncounter changed from random scenester to smoke monster Encounter: smoke monster Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320161638 to 20240320161644 Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Round 1: mx indigo casts RETURN! Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 8 to 9 Preference _navelRunaways changed from 2 to 3 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from random scenester to smoke monster This combat did not cost a turn Preference _lastCombatWon changed from true to false Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 274 to 275 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo equip acc1 V for Vivala mask Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 275 to 276 Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 170.01 "bonus Snow Suit", 19350 "bonus ironic moustache", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 3600 "bonus fixed-gear bicycle", 485.66 "bonus Mayflower bouquet", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 909 "bonus chiptune guitar", 9878.89 "bonus Pantsgiving" equip pants Pantsgiving Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 276 to 277 equip acc3 stinky cheese eye Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 277 to 278 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 278 to 279 > Maximize: Familiar Weight > Wandering at The Deep Dark Jungle for expected value 321.23 (Lovebugs The Deep Dark Jungle) [12104] The Deep Dark Jungle Preference lastEncounter changed from smoke monster to peeved roommate Encounter: peeved roommate Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320161644 to 20240320161649 Preference _hipsterAdv changed from 3 to 4 Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Round 1: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: Scotty! hops on your back for an ironic piggy-back ride. You feel a little stronger after hauling all of that irony around. Round 2: You gain 3 Strongness Round 2: peeved roommate drops 53 attack power. Round 2: peeved roommate drops 47 defense. Round 2: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 3: peeved roommate drops 173 attack power. Round 3: peeved roommate drops 132 defense. You acquire an item: old candy wrapper Round 3: Scotty! gains the Power of Love! In practical terms, that means he pulls a flaming sword out of his chest and stabs him with it for 855 damage. Man, the Power of Love is a curious thing. Round 3: peeved roommate takes 855 damage. Round 3: peeved roommate drops 50 attack power. Round 3: peeved roommate drops 50 defense. Preference _pantsgivingCrumbs changed from 0 to 1 Round 3: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner! Round 4: peeved roommate drops 67 attack power. Round 4: peeved roommate drops 57 defense. Round 4: Scotty! redeems some food stamps to get himself a snack, and gives you the meat he gets in change. You gain 343 Meat. Round 4: peeved roommate drops 51 attack power. Round 4: peeved roommate drops 53 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 5: You gain 701 hit points Round 5: Scotty! removes his ironic knit cap and shakes some greasy sweat at him for 767 damage. Round 5: peeved roommate takes 767 damage. Round 5: peeved roommate drops 55 attack power. Round 5: peeved roommate drops 50 defense. Round 5: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con IX, when you and Spaghetti Toby totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious. After Battle: You gain 9 Smarm Your familiar gains a pound: Scotty!, the 12 lb. Mini-Hipster After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: You gain 1 hit point After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points After Battle: Did you know that human beings have a large round bone at the top of their spines, which serves as a hollow case to protect their brains? Yoink! You acquire an item: broken skull You acquire an item: mole skin notebook After Battle: You gain 117 Muscleboundness You gain a Muscle point! After Battle: You gain 118 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 259 Cheek You gain a Moxie point! Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 9 to 10 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 3 to 4 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from smoke monster to peeved roommate This combat did not cost a turn Preference _lastCombatWon changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 279 to 280 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo cast 1 Grease Up You acquire an effect: Takin' It Greasy (10) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 280 to 281 cast 1 Disco Leer You acquire an effect: Disco Leer (10) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 281 to 282 cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 282 to 283 > Maximize: Familiar Weight > Wandering at The Deep Dark Jungle for expected value 321.23 (Lovebugs The Deep Dark Jungle) [12104] The Deep Dark Jungle Preference lastEncounter changed from peeved roommate to Venus mantrap Encounter: Venus mantrap Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320161649 to 20240320161653 Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Round 1: mx indigo casts CREEPY GRIN! Preference banishedMonsters changed from fluffy bunny:ice house:0 to fluffy bunny:ice house:0:Venus mantrap:v for vivala mask:12103 Preference _vmaskBanisherUsed changed from false to true Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 10 to 11 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 4 to 5 Preference _pantsgivingFullness changed from 0 to 1 Pantsgiving increases max fullness by one to 17. Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from peeved roommate to Venus mantrap This combat did not cost a turn Preference _lastCombatWon changed from true to false Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 283 to 284 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Postcombat/Fill Pantsgiving Fullness > CCS: [default]\n ";" mallsearch "possessed sugar cube" Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 284 to 285 > ===== PANTSGIVING DIET ===== > Planning to fight 23 embezzlers and run 423 adventures > 1 (max 1) jumping horseradish(barf) helpers: Mayozapine value: 52500 (additional value: 25000) price: 7898 > Assuming MPA of 5000, Total Cost 7898, Total Value 52500, Net Value 44602 > Trying to acquire 0 jars of Special Seasoning; max price 5000. > Considering item Mayozapine. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. > Considering item jumping horseradish. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. equip pants Travoltan trousers Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 285 to 286 buy 1 Mayozapine for 900 each from The Mayo Clinic You spent 900 Meat You acquire an item: Mayozapine Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 286 to 287 equip pants Pantsgiving Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 287 to 288 > Trying to acquire 1 jumping horseradishes; max price 52500. eat 1 jumping horseradish You gain 6 Adventures You gain 37 Strongness You gain 56 Magicalness You gain 60 Chutzpah You acquire an effect: Kicked in the Sinuses (100) You gain 1 Fullness Preference mayoLevel changed from 54 to 55 Mayo Minder™ reminded you to use Mayozapine (1 times) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 288 to 289 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc3, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 170.01 "bonus Snow Suit", 19350 "bonus ironic moustache", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 3600 "bonus fixed-gear bicycle", 485.66 "bonus Mayflower bouquet", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 909 "bonus chiptune guitar", 987.89 "bonus Pantsgiving" equip acc1 bakelite badge Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 289 to 290 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 290 to 291 > Maximize: Familiar Weight > Wandering at The Deep Dark Jungle for expected value 321.23 (Lovebugs The Deep Dark Jungle) [12104] The Deep Dark Jungle Preference lastEncounter changed from Venus mantrap to bigface Encounter: bigface Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320161653 to 20240320161709 Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Round 1: mx indigo casts GIVE YOUR OPPONENT THE STINKEYE! Preference banishedMonsters changed from fluffy bunny:ice house:0:Venus mantrap:v for vivala mask:12103 to fluffy bunny:ice house:0:Venus mantrap:v for vivala mask:12103:bigface:stinky cheese eye:12103 Preference _stinkyCheeseBanisherUsed changed from false to true Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 11 to 12 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 5 to 6 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from Venus mantrap to bigface This combat did not cost a turn Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 291 to 292 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo familiar Angry Jung Man (98 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 292 to 293 equip weapon The Jokester's gun Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 293 to 294 Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 170.01 "bonus Snow Suit", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 485.66 "bonus Mayflower bouquet", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 987.89 "bonus Pantsgiving" Unequip Pair of Stomping Boots Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 294 to 295 equip familiar Mayflower bouquet Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 295 to 296 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 296 to 297 > Maximize: Familiar Weight Preference nextAdventure changed from The Deep Dark Jungle to Lair of the Ninja Snowmen Preference lastAdventure changed from The Deep Dark Jungle to Lair of the Ninja Snowmen [12104] Lair of the Ninja Snowmen Preference lastEncounter changed from bigface to Ninja Snowman Janitor Encounter: Ninja Snowman Janitor Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320161709 to 20240320161714 Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Round 1: mx indigo casts FIRE THE JOKESTER'S GUN! Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con II, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people. After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: You gain 1 hit point After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points After Battle: Dreamy! says, "dancing is an expression of several base human urges, sublimated into a more socially acceptable form of expression," as he does a few pirouettes. After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from newts, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us. You acquire an item: pail You acquire an item: li'l ninja costume After Battle: You gain 26 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 15 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 33 Cheek Preference _firedJokestersGun changed from false to true Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 12 to 13 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 6 to 7 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from bigface to Ninja Snowman Janitor This combat did not cost a turn Preference _lastCombatWon changed from false to true Preference jungCharge changed from 1 to 2 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 297 to 298 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo cast 1 Spiky Shell You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (10) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 298 to 299 cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 299 to 300 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Free Fight/Tunnel of Love Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 170.01 "bonus Snow Suit", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 485.66 "bonus Mayflower bouquet", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 987.89 "bonus Pantsgiving" equip weapon cursed pirate cutlass Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 300 to 301 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 301 to 302 > Maximize: Familiar Weight > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 302 to 303 Preference choiceAdventure1223 changed from 0 to 1 Preference choiceAdventure1224 changed from 0 to 2 Preference choiceAdventure1225 changed from 0 to 1 Preference choiceAdventure1226 changed from 0 to 2 Preference choiceAdventure1227 changed from 0 to 1 Preference choiceAdventure1228 changed from 0 to 3 Preference nextAdventure changed from Lair of the Ninja Snowmen to The Tunnel of L.O.V.E. Preference lastAdventure changed from Lair of the Ninja Snowmen to The Tunnel of L.O.V.E. [12104] The Tunnel of L.O.V.E. Preference lastEncounter changed from Ninja Snowman Janitor to The Tunnel of L.O.V.E. Encounter: The Tunnel of L.O.V.E. Took choice 1222/1: Enter the Tunnel choice.php?whichchoice=1222&option=1&pwd [12104] The Tunnel of L.O.V.E. Preference lastEncounter changed from The Tunnel of L.O.V.E. to L.O.V. Entrance Encounter: L.O.V. Entrance Preference _loveTunnelUsed changed from false to true Took choice 1223/1: (free) fight LOV Enforcer choice.php?whichchoice=1223&option=1&pwd Preference lastEncounter changed from L.O.V. Entrance to LOV Enforcer Encounter: LOV Enforcer Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! You gain 69 Meat. Round 1: LOV Enforcer drops 24 attack power. Round 1: LOV Enforcer drops 26 defense. Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 2: LOV Enforcer drops 113 attack power. Round 2: LOV Enforcer drops 91 defense. You acquire an item: nail file Round 2: LOV Enforcer drops 23 attack power. Round 2: LOV Enforcer drops 26 defense. Preference _pantsgivingCrumbs changed from 1 to 2 Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner! Round 3: LOV Enforcer drops 36 attack power. Round 3: LOV Enforcer drops 29 defense. Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 3: LOV Enforcer drops 26 attack power. Round 3: LOV Enforcer drops 27 defense. Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 677 hit points Round 4: LOV Enforcer drops 27 attack power. Round 4: LOV Enforcer drops 26 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: LOV Enforcer takes 20 damage. Round 5: LOV Enforcer drops 24 attack power. Round 5: LOV Enforcer drops 25 defense. Round 5: mx indigo attacks! Round 6: LOV Enforcer takes 208 damage. Round 6: LOV Enforcer drops 24 attack power. Round 6: LOV Enforcer drops 27 defense. Round 6: mx indigo attacks! Round 7: LOV Enforcer takes 221 damage. Round 7: LOV Enforcer drops 25 attack power. Round 7: LOV Enforcer drops 27 defense. Round 7: LOV Enforcer takes 3 damage. Round 7: You lose 58 hit points Round 7: mx indigo attacks! Round 8: LOV Enforcer takes 234 damage. Round 8: LOV Enforcer drops 26 attack power. Round 8: LOV Enforcer drops 26 defense. Round 8: Dreamy! holds out the Mayflower bouquet toward your opponent. He stops to smell the flowers instead of attacking you. Round 8: mx indigo attacks! Round 9: LOV Enforcer takes 241 damage. Round 9: LOV Enforcer drops 23 attack power. Round 9: LOV Enforcer drops 24 defense. Round 9: Dreamy! holds out the Mayflower bouquet toward your opponent. He stops to smell the flowers instead of attacking you. Round 9: mx indigo attacks! Round 10: LOV Enforcer takes 248 damage. Round 10: LOV Enforcer drops 24 attack power. Round 10: LOV Enforcer drops 25 defense. Round 10: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con X, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people. After Battle: You gain 7 Enchantedness After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately. Preference lovebugsMuscle changed from 745 to 751 After Battle: You gain 6 Fortitude After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: You gain 40 hit points After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points After Battle: Dreamy! says, "the uncontrollable urge to dance is evidence of repressed sexual longing," and does a little soft-shoe. After Battle: These guys usually have a bunch of extra armpit hair wadded up in a fold of skin somewhere. You acquire an item: gob of wet hair After Battle: Dreamy! looks into the Mayflower bouquet, frowns, pulls out an undesirable flower and discards it. It lands in your pocket. You acquire an item: begpwnia Preference _mayflowerDrops changed from 0 to 1 After Battle: You gain 122 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 108 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 265 Cheek You acquire an item: scroll of protection from lycanthropes Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 13 to 14 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 7 to 8 This combat did not cost a turn Preference jungCharge changed from 2 to 3 [12104] The Tunnel of L.O.V.E. Preference lastEncounter changed from LOV Enforcer to L.O.V. Equipment Room Encounter: L.O.V. Equipment Room You gain 18 hit points You gain 1,375 Mojo Points Took choice 1224/2: acquire LOV Epaulettes choice.php?whichchoice=1224&option=2&pwd [12104] The Tunnel of L.O.V.E. Preference lastEncounter changed from L.O.V. Equipment Room to L.O.V. Engine Room Encounter: L.O.V. Engine Room You acquire an item: LOV Epaulettes Took choice 1225/1: (free) fight LOV Engineer choice.php?whichchoice=1225&option=1&pwd Preference lastEncounter changed from L.O.V. Engine Room to LOV Engineer Encounter: LOV Engineer Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 1: LOV Engineer drops 26 attack power. Round 1: LOV Engineer drops 26 defense. Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 2: LOV Engineer drops 120 attack power. Round 2: LOV Engineer drops 78 defense. You acquire an item: high-calorie sugar substitute You gain 71 Meat. Round 2: LOV Engineer drops 28 attack power. Round 2: LOV Engineer drops 26 defense. Preference _pantsgivingCrumbs changed from 2 to 3 Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner! Round 3: LOV Engineer drops 36 attack power. Round 3: LOV Engineer drops 30 defense. Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 3: LOV Engineer drops 25 attack power. Round 3: LOV Engineer drops 25 defense. Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 677 hit points Round 4: LOV Engineer drops 24 attack power. Round 4: LOV Engineer drops 23 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: LOV Engineer takes 5 damage. Round 5: LOV Engineer drops 25 attack power. Round 5: LOV Engineer drops 26 defense. Round 5: Dreamy! holds out the Mayflower bouquet toward your opponent. She stops to smell the flowers instead of attacking you. Round 5: mx indigo attacks! Round 6: LOV Engineer takes 349 damage. Round 6: LOV Engineer drops 24 attack power. Round 6: LOV Engineer drops 23 defense. Round 6: mx indigo attacks! Round 7: LOV Engineer takes 358 damage. Round 7: LOV Engineer drops 28 attack power. Round 7: LOV Engineer drops 24 defense. Round 7: mx indigo attacks! Round 8: LOV Engineer takes 470 damage. Round 8: LOV Engineer drops 24 attack power. Round 8: LOV Engineer drops 25 defense. Round 8: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con IV, when both Mariachi Red and PokeyBaby complimented you on your dancing. After Battle: You gain 10 Roguishness After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head. Preference lovebugsMysticality changed from 802 to 806 After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness After Battle: Dreamy! holds the Mayflower bouquet out in front of you, and you stop to smell the flowers. How cute! You pat Dreamy! on the head and offer some words of encouragement and support. After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: You gain 1 hit point After Battle: You gain 8 Mojo Points After Battle: Dreamy! says, "It would appear your foe had an unhealthy obsession with material goods. Let us endeavor to help him rid himself of that obsession." After Battle: These guys will drop a lot more stuff if you turn them upside down and shake them. After Battle: You gain 130 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 123 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 241 Roguishness Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 14 to 15 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 8 to 9 This combat did not cost a turn Preference jungCharge changed from 3 to 4 [12104] The Tunnel of L.O.V.E. Preference lastEncounter changed from LOV Engineer to L.O.V. Emergency Room Encounter: L.O.V. Emergency Room Took choice 1226/2: 50 adv of Open Heart Surgery (+10 fam weight) choice.php?whichchoice=1226&option=2&pwd [12104] The Tunnel of L.O.V.E. Preference lastEncounter changed from L.O.V. Emergency Room to L.O.V. Elbow Room Encounter: L.O.V. Elbow Room You acquire an effect: Open Heart Surgery (50) Took choice 1227/1: (free) fight LOV Equivocator choice.php?whichchoice=1227&option=1&pwd Preference lastEncounter changed from L.O.V. Elbow Room to LOV Equivocator Encounter: LOV Equivocator Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 1: LOV Equivocator drops 25 attack power. Round 1: LOV Equivocator drops 26 defense. Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 2: LOV Equivocator drops 96 attack power. Round 2: LOV Equivocator drops 78 defense. Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: LOV Equivocator drops 27 attack power. Round 2: LOV Equivocator drops 28 defense. Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner! Round 3: LOV Equivocator drops 37 attack power. Round 3: LOV Equivocator drops 29 defense. Round 3: LOV Equivocator drops 26 attack power. Round 3: LOV Equivocator drops 26 defense. Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 677 hit points You gain 72 Meat. Round 4: LOV Equivocator drops 24 attack power. Round 4: LOV Equivocator drops 25 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: LOV Equivocator takes 14 damage. Round 5: LOV Equivocator drops 26 attack power. Round 5: LOV Equivocator drops 27 defense. Round 5: mx indigo attacks! Round 6: LOV Equivocator takes 325 damage. Round 6: LOV Equivocator drops 26 attack power. Round 6: LOV Equivocator drops 26 defense. Round 6: mx indigo attacks! Round 7: LOV Equivocator takes 304 damage. Round 7: LOV Equivocator drops 23 attack power. Round 7: LOV Equivocator drops 26 defense. Round 7: mx indigo attacks! Round 8: LOV Equivocator takes 316 damage. Round 8: LOV Equivocator drops 26 attack power. Round 8: LOV Equivocator drops 25 defense. Round 8: mx indigo attacks! Round 9: LOV Equivocator takes 404 damage. Round 9: LOV Equivocator drops 26 attack power. Round 9: LOV Equivocator drops 26 defense. Round 9: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con XI, when MariachiWizard the Drunk taught you to play that really complicated board game. After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: You gain 1 hit point After Battle: You gain 8 Mojo Points After Battle: Dreamy! says, "It would appear your foe had an unhealthy obsession with material goods. Let us endeavor to help him rid himself of that obsession." After Battle: These things are heavier than they look! After Battle: You gain 3 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 129 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 104 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 263 Roguishness You acquire an item: Eye Agate Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 15 to 16 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 9 to 10 This combat did not cost a turn Preference jungCharge changed from 4 to 5 [12104] The Tunnel of L.O.V.E. Preference lastEncounter changed from LOV Equivocator to L.O.V. Emporium Encounter: L.O.V. Emporium Took choice 1228/3: acquire LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate choice.php?whichchoice=1228&option=3&pwd You acquire an item: LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 303 to 304 Preference choiceAdventure1223 changed from 1 to 0 Preference choiceAdventure1224 changed from 2 to 0 Preference choiceAdventure1225 changed from 1 to 0 Preference choiceAdventure1226 changed from 2 to 0 Preference choiceAdventure1227 changed from 1 to 0 Preference choiceAdventure1228 changed from 3 to 0 > > Executing Free Fight/Eldritch Tentacle Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 170.01 "bonus Snow Suit", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 378.81 "bonus Mayflower bouquet", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 987.89 "bonus Pantsgiving" Preference lastAdventure changed from The Tunnel of L.O.V.E. to Lair of the Ninja Snowmen Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 304 to 305 > Maximize: Familiar Weight > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled red taffy Preference libramSummons changed from 12 to 13 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 305 to 306 cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled orange taffy Preference libramSummons changed from 13 to 14 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 306 to 307 cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled blue taffy Preference libramSummons changed from 14 to 15 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 307 to 308 cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled orange taffy Preference libramSummons changed from 15 to 16 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 308 to 309 cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled violet taffy Preference libramSummons changed from 16 to 17 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 309 to 310 cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled green taffy Preference _taffyRareSummons changed from 2 to 3 Preference libramSummons changed from 17 to 18 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 310 to 311 cast 1 Summon Party Favor You acquire an item: divine blowout Preference libramSummons changed from 18 to 19 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 311 to 312 cast 1 Summon Party Favor You acquire an item: divine can of silly string Preference libramSummons changed from 19 to 20 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 312 to 313 cast 1 Summon Party Favor You acquire an item: divine noisemaker Preference libramSummons changed from 20 to 21 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 313 to 314 Visiting a Science Tent Preference lastEncounter changed from L.O.V. Emporium to Dr. Gordon Stuart, a Scientist Encounter: Dr. Gordon Stuart, a Scientist Took choice 1201/2: Can I fight that tentacle you saved for science? choice.php?whichchoice=1201&option=2&pwd Preference _eldritchTentacleFought changed from false to true Preference lastAdventure changed from Lair of the Ninja Snowmen to None Preference nextAdventure changed from The Tunnel of L.O.V.E. to None [12104] Dr. Gordon Stuart's Science Tent Preference lastEncounter changed from Dr. Gordon Stuart, a Scientist to Eldritch Tentacle named Blrghggggrrgglsssss Encounter: Eldritch Tentacle named Blrghggggrrgglsssss Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 attack power. Round 1: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 defense. Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 2: Eldritch Tentacle drops 25 attack power. Round 2: Eldritch Tentacle drops 25 defense. You acquire an item: dinner roll Round 2: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 attack power. Round 2: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 defense. Preference _pantsgivingCrumbs changed from 3 to 4 Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner! Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle drops 9 attack power. Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle drops 9 defense. Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 attack power. Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 defense. Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 677 hit points Round 4: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 attack power. Round 4: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: Eldritch Tentacle takes 16 damage. Round 5: Eldritch Tentacle drops 6 attack power. Round 5: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 defense. Round 5: Eldritch Tentacle takes 6 damage. Round 5: You lose 9 hit points Round 5: mx indigo attacks! Round 6: Eldritch Tentacle takes 151 damage. Round 6: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 attack power. Round 6: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 defense. Round 6: mx indigo attacks! Round 7: Eldritch Tentacle takes 151 damage. Round 7: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 attack power. Round 7: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 defense. Round 7: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con V, when both Lily the Endless and StinkyGirl the Spectacular complimented you on your dancing. After Battle: You gain 11 Smarm You acquire an item: water purification pills After Battle: Dreamy! holds the Mayflower bouquet out in front of you, and you stop to smell the flowers. It gives you time to reflect on the experience of this fight, and makes it more meaningful to you. After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: You gain 9 hit points After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points After Battle: Dreamy! says, "dancing is an expression of several base human urges, sublimated into a more socially acceptable form of expression," as he does a few pirouettes. After Battle: These guys will drop a lot more stuff if you turn them upside down and shake them. You acquire an item: eldritch effluvium You acquire an item: eldritch effluvium You acquire an item: eldritch effluvium After Battle: Dreamy! looks into the Mayflower bouquet, frowns, pulls out an undesirable flower and discards it. It lands in your pocket. You acquire an item: begpwnia Preference _mayflowerDrops changed from 1 to 2 After Battle: You gain 53 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 45 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 67 Sarcasm Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 16 to 17 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 10 to 11 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from Ninja Snowman Janitor to Eldritch Tentacle This combat did not cost a turn Preference jungCharge changed from 5 to 6 Preference eldritchTentaclesFought changed from 14 to 15 Preference lastAdventure changed from None to Lair of the Ninja Snowmen Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 314 to 315 > > Executing Free Fight/Evoke Eldritch Horror use 1 crappy waiter disguise You acquire an effect: Crappily Disguised as a Waiter (5) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 315 to 316 Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 170.01 "bonus Snow Suit", 271.97 "bonus Mayflower bouquet", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 987.89 "bonus Pantsgiving" Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 316 to 317 > Maximize: Familiar Weight > CCS: [default]\n "if monsterid 2012;while hasskill Awesome Balls of Fire;skill Awesome Balls of Fire;endwhile;while hasskill Eggsplosion;skill Eggsplosion;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 2012;while hasskill Awesome Balls of Fire;skill Awesome Balls of Fire;endwhile;while hasskill Eggsplosion;skill Eggsplosion;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 317 to 318 cast 1 Evoke Eldritch Horror Preference _eldritchHorrorEvoked changed from false to true Preference lastAdventure changed from Lair of the Ninja Snowmen to None [12104] Evoke Eldritch Horror Preference lastEncounter changed from Eldritch Tentacle named Blrghggggrrgglsssss to Eldritch Tentacle named Blrgglsssssblrg Encounter: Eldritch Tentacle named Blrgglsssssblrg Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 1: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 attack power. Round 1: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 defense. Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 2: Eldritch Tentacle drops 31 attack power. Round 2: Eldritch Tentacle drops 25 defense. You acquire an item: dented spoon Round 2: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 attack power. Round 2: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 defense. Round 2: Eldritch Tentacle takes 4 damage. Round 2: You lose 10 hit points Preference _pantsgivingCrumbs changed from 4 to 5 Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner! Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle drops 9 attack power. Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle drops 9 defense. Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 attack power. Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 defense. Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle takes 5 damage. Round 3: You lose 9 hit points Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 677 hit points You gain 69 Meat. Round 4: Eldritch Tentacle drops 6 attack power. Round 4: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 defense. Round 4: Eldritch Tentacle takes 7 damage. Round 4: You lose 2 hit points Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: Eldritch Tentacle takes 9 damage. Round 5: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 attack power. Round 5: Eldritch Tentacle drops 6 defense. Round 5: mx indigo attacks! Round 6: Eldritch Tentacle takes 152 damage. Round 6: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 attack power. Round 6: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 defense. Round 6: mx indigo attacks! Round 7: Eldritch Tentacle takes 151 damage. Round 7: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 attack power. Round 7: Eldritch Tentacle drops 6 defense. Round 7: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VI, when both Yellow Destiny and InsaneBlaster complimented you on your dancing. After Battle: You gain 10 Cheek After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: You gain 2 hit points After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points After Battle: Dreamy! says, "as this monster has no meat, I shall collect my fee for psychoanalysis in material goods." After Battle: These guys will drop a lot more stuff if you turn them upside down and shake them. You acquire an item: eldritch effluvium You acquire an item: eldritch effluvium You acquire an item: eldritch effluvium After Battle: Dreamy! looks into the Mayflower bouquet, frowns, pulls out an undesirable flower and discards it. It lands in your pocket. You acquire an item: tin magnolia Preference _mayflowerDrops changed from 2 to 3 After Battle: You gain 49 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 35 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 76 Cheek Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 17 to 18 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 11 to 12 This combat did not cost a turn Preference jungCharge changed from 6 to 7 Preference eldritchTentaclesFought changed from 15 to 16 Preference lastAdventure changed from None to Lair of the Ninja Snowmen Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 318 to 319 > > Executing Free Fight/Machine Elf Preference nextAdventure changed from None to The Deep Machine Tunnels familiar Machine Elf (108 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 319 to 320 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 320 to 321 Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe" equip pants repaid diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 321 to 322 equip familiar Snow Suit Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 322 to 323 Preference lastEncounter changed from Eldritch Tentacle named Blrgglsssssblrg to Tailor the Snow Suit Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 323 to 324 Took choice 640/5: Restores 1-10 MP after combat choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=5 Preference snowsuit changed from nose to hat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 324 to 325 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 325 to 326 > Maximize: Familiar Weight Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit Took choice 640/3: +10% item drops, can drop carrot nose choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=3 Preference snowsuit changed from hat to nose Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 326 to 327 > CCS: [default]\n "if monsterid 1861;if hascombatitem abstraction: thought;use abstraction: thought;endif;endif;if monsterid 1860;if hascombatitem abstraction: action;use abstraction: action;endif;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 1861;if hascombatitem abstraction: thought;use abstraction: thought;endif;endif;if monsterid 1860;if hascombatitem abstraction: action;use abstraction: action;endif;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference choiceAdventure1119 changed from 0 to 6 > Trying to acquire 1 abstraction: thoughts; max price 1170. > Trying to acquire 1 abstraction: actions; max price 4401. Preference lastAdventure changed from Lair of the Ninja Snowmen to The Deep Machine Tunnels [12104] The Deep Machine Tunnels Preference lastEncounter changed from Tailor the Snow Suit to Recognizer of Meaning Encounter: Recognizer of Meaning Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo uses the abstraction: action! You acquire an item: abstraction: joy Round 1: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner! Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 1 or more hit points Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: mx indigo attacks! Round 6: mx indigo attacks! Round 7: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 1 or more hit points After Battle: You gain 1 or more Mojo points After Battle: Tranklin clucks his tongue and time starts passing again. This makes you realize that no time had passed while you were fighting that weird monster. After Battle: I bet you didn't know that the Thinker of Thoughts has a secret orifice that grants great shame to anyone who sees it. You gain an effect.Impromptu grammar lesson: Shamed (1) After Battle: You gain 50 Enchantedness You gain a Moxie point! Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 18 to 19 Preference encountersUntilDMTChoice changed from 43 to 42 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from Eldritch Tentacle to Thinker of Thoughts This combat did not cost a turn Preference _machineTunnelsAdv changed from 0 to 1 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 0 to 1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 327 to 328 > > Executing Free Fight/Machine Elf > Maximize: Familiar Weight > CCS: [default]\n "if monsterid 1861;if hascombatitem abstraction: thought;use abstraction: thought;endif;endif;if monsterid 1860;if hascombatitem abstraction: action;use abstraction: action;endif;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 1861;if hascombatitem abstraction: thought;use abstraction: thought;endif;endif;if monsterid 1860;if hascombatitem abstraction: action;use abstraction: action;endif;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; cast 1 Summon Party Favor You acquire an item: divine noisemaker Preference libramSummons changed from 21 to 22 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 328 to 329 > Trying to acquire 1 abstraction: thoughts; max price 1170. > Trying to acquire 1 abstraction: actions; max price 4401. [12104] The Deep Machine Tunnels Preference lastEncounter changed from Recognizer of Meaning to Advancer of Concepts and Machinations Encounter: Advancer of Concepts and Machinations Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 1: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner! Round 2: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 3: You gain 1 or more hit points Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 4: mx indigo attacks! Round 5: mx indigo attacks! You gain 54 Meat Round 6: mx indigo wins the fight! You acquire an item: pixel bread After Battle: You gain 1 or more hit points After Battle: You gain 1 or more Mojo points After Battle: Tranklin clucks his tongue and time starts passing again. This makes you realize that no time had passed while you were fighting that weird monster. After Battle: For some reason, these things leave a weird feather behind after they're defeated. You acquire an item: fetid feather You acquire an item: abstraction: action You acquire an item: moist barrel You acquire an item: abstraction: action Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 19 to 20 Preference encountersUntilDMTChoice changed from 42 to 41 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from Thinker of Thoughts to Performer of Actions This combat did not cost a turn Preference _machineTunnelsAdv changed from 1 to 2 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 1 to 2 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 329 to 330 > > Executing Free Fight/Machine Elf > Maximize: Familiar Weight > CCS: [default]\n "if monsterid 1861;if hascombatitem abstraction: thought;use abstraction: thought;endif;endif;if monsterid 1860;if hascombatitem abstraction: action;use abstraction: action;endif;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 1861;if hascombatitem abstraction: thought;use abstraction: thought;endif;endif;if monsterid 1860;if hascombatitem abstraction: action;use abstraction: action;endif;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; > Trying to acquire 1 abstraction: thoughts; max price 1170. > Trying to acquire 1 abstraction: actions; max price 4401. [12104] The Deep Machine Tunnels Preference lastEncounter changed from Advancer of Concepts and Machinations to Detector of Mouthfeels and Smells Encounter: Detector of Mouthfeels and Smells Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo uses the abstraction: thought! You acquire an item: abstraction: certainty Round 1: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner! Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 1 or more hit points Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: mx indigo attacks! Round 6: mx indigo attacks! Round 7: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gain 6 Strongness After Battle: You gain 1 or more hit points After Battle: You gain 1 or more Mojo points After Battle: Tranklin clucks his tongue and time starts passing again. This makes you realize that no time had passed while you were fighting that weird monster. After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Perceiver of Sensations keeps itself hydrated by storing emergency water in its butt, like a camel. You gain an effect.Impromptu grammar lesson: Ultrahydrated (1) You acquire an item: moist barrel You acquire an item: abstraction: category Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 20 to 21 Preference encountersUntilDMTChoice changed from 41 to 40 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from Performer of Actions to Perceiver of Sensations This combat did not cost a turn Preference _machineTunnelsAdv changed from 2 to 3 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 2 to 3 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 330 to 331 > > Executing Free Fight/Machine Elf > Maximize: Familiar Weight > CCS: [default]\n "if monsterid 1861;if hascombatitem abstraction: thought;use abstraction: thought;endif;endif;if monsterid 1860;if hascombatitem abstraction: action;use abstraction: action;endif;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 1861;if hascombatitem abstraction: thought;use abstraction: thought;endif;endif;if monsterid 1860;if hascombatitem abstraction: action;use abstraction: action;endif;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; > Trying to acquire 1 abstraction: thoughts; max price 1170. > Trying to acquire 1 abstraction: actions; max price 4401. [12104] The Deep Machine Tunnels Preference lastEncounter changed from Detector of Mouthfeels and Smells to Smeller of Smells and Textures Encounter: Smeller of Smells and Textures Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo uses the abstraction: thought! You acquire an item: abstraction: certainty Round 1: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! You gain 49 Meat Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner! Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 1 or more hit points Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: mx indigo attacks! Round 6: mx indigo attacks! Round 7: mx indigo wins the fight! You acquire an item: magical baguette You acquire an item: carrot nose Preference _carrotNoseDrops changed from 0 to 1 After Battle: You gain 1 or more hit points After Battle: You gain 1 or more Mojo points After Battle: Tranklin clucks his tongue and time starts passing again. This makes you realize that no time had passed while you were fighting that weird monster. After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Perceiver of Sensations keeps itself hydrated by storing emergency water in its butt, like a camel. You gain an effect.Impromptu grammar lesson: Ultrahydrated (1) After Battle: You gain 51 Fortitude You gain a Muscle point! Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 21 to 22 Preference encountersUntilDMTChoice changed from 40 to 39 This combat did not cost a turn Preference _machineTunnelsAdv changed from 3 to 4 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 3 to 4 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 331 to 332 > > Executing Free Fight/Machine Elf > Maximize: Familiar Weight > CCS: [default]\n "if monsterid 1861;if hascombatitem abstraction: thought;use abstraction: thought;endif;endif;if monsterid 1860;if hascombatitem abstraction: action;use abstraction: action;endif;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 1861;if hascombatitem abstraction: thought;use abstraction: thought;endif;endif;if monsterid 1860;if hascombatitem abstraction: action;use abstraction: action;endif;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; cast 1 Summon Party Favor You acquire an item: divine noisemaker Preference libramSummons changed from 22 to 23 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 332 to 333 cast 1 Summon Party Favor You acquire an item: divine champagne popper Preference _favorRareSummons changed from 0 to 1 Preference libramSummons changed from 23 to 24 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 333 to 334 cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled violet taffy Preference libramSummons changed from 24 to 25 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 334 to 335 cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled orange taffy Preference libramSummons changed from 25 to 26 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 335 to 336 > Trying to acquire 1 abstraction: thoughts; max price 1170. > Trying to acquire 1 abstraction: actions; max price 4401. [12104] The Deep Machine Tunnels Preference lastEncounter changed from Smeller of Smells and Textures to Interpreter of Answers and Evidence Encounter: Interpreter of Answers and Evidence Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo uses the abstraction: action! You acquire an item: abstraction: joy Round 1: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner! Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 1 or more hit points Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: mx indigo attacks! You gain 48 Meat Round 6: mx indigo attacks! Round 7: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gain 9 Cheek After Battle: You gain 1 or more hit points After Battle: You gain 1 or more Mojo points After Battle: Tranklin clucks his tongue and time starts passing again. This makes you realize that no time had passed while you were fighting that weird monster. After Battle: I bet you didn't know that the Thinker of Thoughts has a secret orifice that grants great shame to anyone who sees it. You gain an effect.Impromptu grammar lesson: Shamed (1) After Battle: You gain 55 Roguishness Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 22 to 23 Preference encountersUntilDMTChoice changed from 39 to 38 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from Perceiver of Sensations to Thinker of Thoughts This combat did not cost a turn Preference _machineTunnelsAdv changed from 4 to 5 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 4 to 5 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 336 to 337 > > Executing Free Fight/Witchess familiar Angry Jung Man (128 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 337 to 338 Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 165.12 "bonus Mayflower bouquet", 170.01 "bonus Snow Suit", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 987.89 "bonus Pantsgiving" equip pants Pantsgiving Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 338 to 339 Unequip Machine Elf Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 339 to 340 equip familiar Snow Suit Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 340 to 341 Preference lastEncounter changed from Interpreter of Answers and Evidence to Tailor the Snow Suit Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 341 to 342 Took choice 640/5: Restores 1-10 MP after combat choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=5 Preference snowsuit changed from nose to hat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 342 to 343 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 343 to 344 > Maximize: Familiar Weight Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit Took choice 640/3: +10% item drops, can drop carrot nose choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=3 Preference snowsuit changed from hat to nose Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 344 to 345 > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled green taffy Preference _taffyRareSummons changed from 3 to 4 Preference libramSummons changed from 26 to 27 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 345 to 346 cast 1 Summon BRICKOs You acquire BRICKO brick (3) Preference libramSummons changed from 27 to 28 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 346 to 347 cast 1 Summon BRICKOs You acquire BRICKO brick (2) You acquire an item: BRICKO eye brick Preference _brickoEyeSummons changed from 1 to 2 Preference libramSummons changed from 28 to 29 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 347 to 348 Preference lastAdventure changed from The Deep Machine Tunnels to None Preference nextAdventure changed from The Deep Machine Tunnels to None [12104] Your Witchess Set Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray Preference lastEncounter changed from Tailor the Snow Suit to Play against the Witchess Pieces Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces Took choice 1182/1: Play against the Witchess pieces Preference lastEncounter changed from Play against the Witchess Pieces to Witchess Knight Encounter: Witchess Knight Preference _witchessFights changed from 0 to 1 Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets You gain 69 Meat. Round 1: Witchess Knight drops 16 attack power. Round 1: Witchess Knight drops 14 defense. Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 2: Witchess Knight drops 53 attack power. Round 2: Witchess Knight drops 45 defense. You acquire an item: high-calorie sugar substitute Round 2: Witchess Knight drops 14 attack power. Round 2: Witchess Knight drops 12 defense. Preference _pantsgivingCrumbs changed from 5 to 6 Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner! Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 17 attack power. Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 17 defense. Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 14 attack power. Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 15 defense. Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 678 hit points Round 4: Witchess Knight drops 15 attack power. Round 4: Witchess Knight drops 14 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: Witchess Knight takes 20 damage. Round 5: Witchess Knight drops 14 attack power. Round 5: Witchess Knight drops 16 defense. Round 5: mx indigo attacks! Round 6: Witchess Knight takes 1662 damage. Round 6: Witchess Knight drops 15 attack power. Round 6: Witchess Knight drops 13 defense. Round 6: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con X, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people. After Battle: You gain 7 Magicalness After Battle: Dreamy! pops the carrot nose off of the snow suit and hands it to you, then replaces it with another carrot that's a slightly different shape. Snowman plastic surgery is pretty simple. You acquire an item: carrot nose Preference _carrotNoseDrops changed from 1 to 2 After Battle: Dreamy! bumps into some extra stuff with the snow suit's carrot nose, and shares what he finds with you. You acquire an item: Camp Scout pup tent After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: You gain 1 hit point After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points After Battle: Dreamy! says, "as this monster has no meat, I shall collect my fee for psychoanalysis in material goods." After Battle: This type of monster is immune to every sexually-transmitted disease but one. Nobody knows which one. Preference bookOfFactsPinata changed from 1 to 0 You acquire an item: jumping horseradish After Battle: You gain 51 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 45 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 64 Cheek Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 23 to 24 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 12 to 13 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from Thinker of Thoughts to Witchess Knight This combat did not cost a turn Preference jungCharge changed from 7 to 8 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 5 to 6 Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Deep Machine Tunnels Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 348 to 349 > > Executing Free Fight/Witchess > Maximize: Familiar Weight > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference lastAdventure changed from The Deep Machine Tunnels to None [12104] Your Witchess Set Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 349 to 350 Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray Preference lastEncounter changed from Witchess Knight to Play against the Witchess Pieces Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces Took choice 1182/1: Play against the Witchess pieces Preference lastEncounter changed from Play against the Witchess Pieces to Witchess Knight Encounter: Witchess Knight Preference _witchessFights changed from 1 to 2 Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: Witchess Knight drops 15 attack power. Round 1: Witchess Knight drops 15 defense. Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 2: Witchess Knight drops 57 attack power. Round 2: Witchess Knight drops 57 defense. Round 2: Witchess Knight drops 15 attack power. Round 2: Witchess Knight drops 15 defense. Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner! Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 16 attack power. Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 16 defense. Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 14 attack power. Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 13 defense. Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 678 hit points Round 4: Witchess Knight drops 14 attack power. Round 4: Witchess Knight drops 13 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: Witchess Knight takes 26 damage. Round 5: Witchess Knight drops 14 attack power. Round 5: Witchess Knight drops 13 defense. Round 5: mx indigo attacks! Round 6: Witchess Knight takes 1641 damage. Round 6: Witchess Knight drops 15 attack power. Round 6: Witchess Knight drops 14 defense. Round 6: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VII, when both CheeseSexyDude and RavioliMaker complimented you on your dancing. After Battle: You gain 11 Cheek After Battle: Dreamy! bumps into some extra stuff with the snow suit's carrot nose, and shares what he finds with you. After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: You gain 1 hit point After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points After Battle: Dreamy! says, "as this monster has no meat, I shall collect my fee for psychoanalysis in material goods." After Battle: Did you know that on average every other Witchess Knight is actually a piñata? Sure enough, you see some candy oozing out of a hole and grab some to eat. Preference bookOfFactsPinata changed from 0 to 1 You acquire an effect: Sweet and Yellow (10) You acquire an item: jumping horseradish After Battle: You gain 52 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 27 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 82 Chutzpah Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 24 to 25 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 13 to 14 This combat did not cost a turn Preference jungCharge changed from 8 to 9 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 6 to 7 Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Deep Machine Tunnels Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 350 to 351 > > Executing Free Fight/Witchess > Maximize: Familiar Weight > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference lastAdventure changed from The Deep Machine Tunnels to None [12104] Your Witchess Set Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 351 to 352 Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray Preference lastEncounter changed from Witchess Knight to Play against the Witchess Pieces Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces Took choice 1182/1: Play against the Witchess pieces Preference lastEncounter changed from Play against the Witchess Pieces to Witchess Knight Encounter: Witchess Knight Preference _witchessFights changed from 2 to 3 Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 1: Witchess Knight drops 15 attack power. Round 1: Witchess Knight drops 14 defense. Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 2: Witchess Knight drops 53 attack power. Round 2: Witchess Knight drops 49 defense. Round 2: Witchess Knight drops 15 attack power. Round 2: Witchess Knight drops 14 defense. Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner! Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 17 attack power. Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 17 defense. Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 15 attack power. Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 16 defense. Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 678 hit points Round 4: Witchess Knight drops 15 attack power. Round 4: Witchess Knight drops 15 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: Witchess Knight takes 30 damage. Round 5: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 5: Witchess Knight drops 16 attack power. Round 5: Witchess Knight drops 16 defense. Round 5: mx indigo attacks! Round 6: Witchess Knight takes 1617 damage. Round 6: Witchess Knight drops 15 attack power. Round 6: Witchess Knight drops 13 defense. Round 6: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con XI, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong! After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness After Battle: Dreamy! sees some extra stuff through the snow suit's coal eyes and points it out to you. After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: You gain 1 hit point After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points After Battle: Dreamy! says, "dancing is an expression of several base human urges, sublimated into a more socially acceptable form of expression," as he does a few pirouettes. After Battle: This type of monster is immune to every sexually-transmitted disease but one. Nobody knows which one. Preference bookOfFactsPinata changed from 1 to 0 You acquire an item: jumping horseradish After Battle: You gain 49 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 45 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 66 Chutzpah Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 25 to 26 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 14 to 15 This combat did not cost a turn Preference jungCharge changed from 9 to 10 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 7 to 8 Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Deep Machine Tunnels Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 352 to 353 > > Executing Free Fight/Witchess > Maximize: Familiar Weight > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference lastAdventure changed from The Deep Machine Tunnels to None [12104] Your Witchess Set Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 353 to 354 Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray Preference lastEncounter changed from Witchess Knight to Play against the Witchess Pieces Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces Took choice 1182/1: Play against the Witchess pieces Preference lastEncounter changed from Play against the Witchess Pieces to Witchess Knight Encounter: Witchess Knight Preference _witchessFights changed from 3 to 4 Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 1: Witchess Knight drops 15 attack power. Round 1: Witchess Knight drops 17 defense. Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 2: Witchess Knight drops 61 attack power. Round 2: Witchess Knight drops 48 defense. You gain 46 Meat. Round 2: Witchess Knight drops 15 attack power. Round 2: Witchess Knight drops 15 defense. Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner! Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 16 attack power. Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 17 defense. Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 15 attack power. Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 15 defense. Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 678 hit points Round 4: Witchess Knight drops 14 attack power. Round 4: Witchess Knight drops 16 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: Witchess Knight takes 22 damage. Round 5: Witchess Knight drops 14 attack power. Round 5: Witchess Knight drops 15 defense. Round 5: mx indigo attacks! Round 6: Witchess Knight takes 1619 damage. Round 6: Witchess Knight drops 15 attack power. Round 6: Witchess Knight drops 15 defense. Round 6: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con IX, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume. After Battle: You gain 6 Cheek After Battle: Dreamy! sweeps the snow suit's twiggy arms around, helping you find extra stuff. After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: You gain 1 hit point After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points After Battle: Dreamy! says, "the urge to dance demonstrates repressed feelings of inadequacy about one's psychoanalytical abilities," and does a little dance. After Battle: Did you know that on average every other Witchess Knight is actually a piñata? Sure enough, you see some candy oozing out of a hole and grab some to eat. Preference bookOfFactsPinata changed from 0 to 1 You acquire an effect: Sweet and Yellow (10) You acquire an item: jumping horseradish After Battle: You gain 48 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 37 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 75 Chutzpah You gain a Moxie point! Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 26 to 27 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 15 to 16 This combat did not cost a turn Preference jungCharge changed from 10 to 11 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 8 to 9 Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Deep Machine Tunnels Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 354 to 355 > > Executing Free Fight/Witchess > Maximize: Familiar Weight > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference lastAdventure changed from The Deep Machine Tunnels to None [12104] Your Witchess Set Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 355 to 356 Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray Preference lastEncounter changed from Witchess Knight to Play against the Witchess Pieces Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces Took choice 1182/1: Play against the Witchess pieces Preference lastEncounter changed from Play against the Witchess Pieces to Witchess Knight Encounter: Witchess Knight Preference _witchessFights changed from 4 to 5 Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 1: Witchess Knight drops 14 attack power. Round 1: Witchess Knight drops 13 defense. Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 2: Witchess Knight drops 41 attack power. Round 2: Witchess Knight drops 61 defense. You gain 54 Meat. Round 2: Witchess Knight drops 16 attack power. Round 2: Witchess Knight drops 15 defense. Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner! Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 17 attack power. Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 16 defense. Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 16 attack power. Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 16 defense. Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 678 hit points Round 4: Witchess Knight drops 15 attack power. Round 4: Witchess Knight drops 14 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: Witchess Knight takes 22 damage. Round 5: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 5: Witchess Knight drops 14 attack power. Round 5: Witchess Knight drops 14 defense. Round 5: mx indigo attacks! Round 6: Witchess Knight takes 1627 damage. Round 6: Witchess Knight drops 13 attack power. Round 6: Witchess Knight drops 17 defense. Round 6: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con II, when you and Insane Abigail took turns doing benchpresses with Omega Abigail's car. Wait, did that really happen? After Battle: You gain 9 Strengthliness After Battle: Dreamy! rolls around in the snow suit, giving you any extra items that stick to it. After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: You gain 1 hit point After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points After Battle: Dreamy! says, "as this monster has no meat, I shall collect my fee for psychoanalysis in material goods." After Battle: This type of monster is immune to every sexually-transmitted disease but one. Nobody knows which one. Preference bookOfFactsPinata changed from 1 to 0 You acquire an item: jumping horseradish After Battle: You gain 46 Strongness After Battle: You gain 44 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 71 Chutzpah Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 27 to 28 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 16 to 17 This combat did not cost a turn Preference jungCharge changed from 11 to 12 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 9 to 10 Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Deep Machine Tunnels Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 356 to 357 > > Executing Free Fight/The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference nextAdventure changed from None to The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman > Maximize: Familiar Weight > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference lastAdventure changed from The Deep Machine Tunnels to The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman [12104] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference lastEncounter changed from Witchess Knight to the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _snojoParts changed from 0 to 1 Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 attack power. Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense. Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense. You acquire an item: dinner roll You gain 56 Meat. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense. Preference _pantsgivingCrumbs changed from 6 to 7 Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner! Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 1 attack power. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 defense. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 attack power. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense. Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 678 hit points Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 attack power. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 attack power. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 defense. Round 5: mx indigo attacks! Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 2062 damage. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 defense. Round 6: mx indigo wins the fight! You acquire an item: ice rice After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con IV, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong! After Battle: You gain 8 Strongness After Battle: Dreamy! shuffles around in his snow suit, helping you find extra stuff. After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: You gain 1 hit point After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points After Battle: Dreamy! says, "as this monster has no meat, I shall collect my fee for psychoanalysis in material goods." After Battle: Renowned biologist Dr. Hondo Rosencranz discovered that the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman's kidneys smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it. You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10) You acquire an item: little firkin After Battle: You gain 21 Strongness After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 22 Sarcasm Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 28 to 29 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 17 to 18 This combat did not cost a turn Preference jungCharge changed from 12 to 13 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 10 to 11 Preference _snojoFreeFights changed from 0 to 1 Preference snojoMysticalityWins changed from 20 to 21 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 357 to 358 > > Executing Free Fight/The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman > Maximize: Familiar Weight > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; cast 1 Summon BRICKOs You acquire BRICKO brick (2) You acquire an item: BRICKO eye brick Preference _brickoEyeSummons changed from 2 to 3 Preference libramSummons changed from 29 to 30 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 358 to 359 [12104] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _snojoParts changed from 1 to 2 Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power. Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 defense. Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 defense. You acquire an item: dry cleaning receipt Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 attack power. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense. Preference _pantsgivingCrumbs changed from 7 to 8 Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner! Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 1 attack power. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 defense. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense. Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 678 hit points Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage. Round 5: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo attacks! Round 6: You lose 2 hit points Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 defense. Round 6: mx indigo casts SAUCEGEYSER! Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1126 damage. You gain 66 Meat. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense. Round 7: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con XI, when you armwrestled BurritoChef. You lost, but it was a good workout! After Battle: You gain 7 Strengthliness After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear. Preference lovebugsMoxie changed from 984 to 990 After Battle: You gain 6 Smarm After Battle: Dreamy! bumps into some extra stuff with the snow suit's carrot nose, and shares what he finds with you. After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: You gain 2 hit points After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points After Battle: Dreamy! says, "the uncontrollable urge to dance is evidence of repressed sexual longing," and does a little soft-shoe. After Battle: Renowned biologist Dr. Hondo Rosencranz discovered that the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman's kidneys smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it. You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10) After Battle: You gain 24 Strongness After Battle: You gain 12 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 19 Sarcasm Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 29 to 30 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 18 to 19 This combat did not cost a turn Preference jungCharge changed from 13 to 14 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 11 to 12 Preference _snojoFreeFights changed from 1 to 2 Preference snojoMysticalityWins changed from 21 to 22 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 359 to 360 > > Executing Free Fight/The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman > Maximize: Familiar Weight > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12104] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _snojoParts changed from 2 to 3 Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power. Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense. Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 9 defense. You acquire an item: old school beer pull tab Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense. Preference _pantsgivingCrumbs changed from 8 to 9 Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner! Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 1 attack power. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense. You gain 45 Meat. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 attack power. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense. Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 678 hit points Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo attacks! Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 2026 damage. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense. Round 6: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con X, when RottenGarrett taught you to play that really complicated board game. After Battle: You gain 8 Enchantedness After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head. Preference lovebugsMysticality changed from 806 to 811 After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness After Battle: Dreamy! bumps into some extra stuff with the snow suit's carrot nose, and shares what he finds with you. After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: You gain 1 hit point After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points After Battle: Dreamy! says, "dancing is an expression of several base human urges, sublimated into a more socially acceptable form of expression," as he does a few pirouettes. After Battle: Renowned biologist Dr. Hondo Rosencranz discovered that the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman's kidneys smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it. You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10) After Battle: You gain 21 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 14 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 21 Roguishness Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 30 to 31 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 19 to 20 This combat did not cost a turn Preference jungCharge changed from 14 to 15 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 12 to 13 Preference _snojoFreeFights changed from 2 to 3 Preference snojoMysticalityWins changed from 22 to 23 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 360 to 361 > > Executing Free Fight/The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman > Maximize: Familiar Weight > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12104] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _snojoParts changed from 3 to 4 Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets You gain 65 Meat. Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power. Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense. Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 attack power. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 12 defense. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense. Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner! Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 attack power. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 defense. Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 678 hit points Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 attack power. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 defense. Round 5: mx indigo attacks! Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1993 damage. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense. Round 6: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con X, when you armwrestled OrangutanWoman. You lost, but it was a good workout! After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness After Battle: Dreamy! shuffles around in his snow suit, helping you find extra stuff. After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: You gain 1 hit point After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points After Battle: Dreamy! says, "It would appear your foe had an unhealthy obsession with material goods. Let us endeavor to help him rid himself of that obsession." After Battle: Renowned biologist Dr. Hondo Rosencranz discovered that the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman's kidneys smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it. You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10) After Battle: You gain 21 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 15 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 23 Roguishness Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 31 to 32 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 20 to 21 This combat did not cost a turn Preference jungCharge changed from 15 to 16 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 13 to 14 Preference _snojoFreeFights changed from 3 to 4 Preference snojoMysticalityWins changed from 23 to 24 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 361 to 362 > > Executing Free Fight/The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman > Maximize: Familiar Weight > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12104] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _snojoParts changed from 4 to 5 Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power. Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense. Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 9 attack power. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 16 defense. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense. Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner! Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 attack power. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense. Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 678 hit points Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense. Round 5: mx indigo attacks! Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1962 damage. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense. Round 6: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con X, when you and Earl the Tipsy and Admiral Majestic won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge! After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness After Battle: Dreamy! sees some extra stuff through the snow suit's coal eyes and points it out to you. You acquire an item: CSA fire-starting kit After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: You gain 1 hit point After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points After Battle: Dreamy! says, "the uncontrollable urge to dance is evidence of repressed sexual longing," and does a little soft-shoe. After Battle: Renowned biologist Dr. Hondo Rosencranz discovered that the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman's kidneys smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it. You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10) After Battle: You gain 24 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 14 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 25 Smarm Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 32 to 33 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 21 to 22 This combat did not cost a turn Preference jungCharge changed from 16 to 17 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 14 to 15 Preference _snojoFreeFights changed from 4 to 5 Preference snojoMysticalityWins changed from 24 to 25 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 362 to 363 > > Executing Free Fight/The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman > Maximize: Familiar Weight > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12104] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _snojoParts changed from 5 to 6 Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power. Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense. Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 12 defense. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense. Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner! Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense. Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense. Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 678 hit points Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense. Round 5: mx indigo attacks! Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1935 damage. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense. Round 6: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con IX, when you and SpaghettiLankyDaughter and UncannyBarbarian won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge! After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness After Battle: Dreamy! rolls around in the snow suit, giving you any extra items that stick to it. After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: You gain 1 hit point After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points After Battle: Dreamy! says, "the urge to dance demonstrates repressed feelings of inadequacy about one's psychoanalytical abilities," and does a little dance. After Battle: Renowned biologist Dr. Hondo Rosencranz discovered that the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman's kidneys smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it. You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10) After Battle: You gain 30 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 12 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 23 Smarm You acquire an item: scroll of protection from lycanthropes Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 33 to 34 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 22 to 23 This combat did not cost a turn Preference jungCharge changed from 17 to 18 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 15 to 16 Preference _snojoFreeFights changed from 5 to 6 Preference snojoMysticalityWins changed from 25 to 26 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 363 to 364 > > Executing Free Fight/The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman > Maximize: Familiar Weight > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12104] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _snojoParts changed from 6 to 7 Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! You gain 47 Meat. Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power. Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense. Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 12 attack power. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 21 defense. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense. Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner! Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense. Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 678 hit points Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage. Round 5: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense. Round 5: mx indigo attacks! Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 2000 damage. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense. Round 6: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con XI, when you and Autumn the Kind and Chuck the Drunk won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge! After Battle: You gain 10 Magicalness After Battle: Dreamy! bumps into some extra stuff with the snow suit's carrot nose, and shares what he finds with you. After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: You gain 1 hit point After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points After Battle: Dreamy! says, "dancing is an expression of several base human urges, sublimated into a more socially acceptable form of expression," as he does a few pirouettes. After Battle: Renowned biologist Dr. Hondo Rosencranz discovered that the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman's kidneys smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it. You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10) After Battle: You gain 27 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 17 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 25 Sarcasm You acquire an item: Eye Agate Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 34 to 35 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 23 to 24 This combat did not cost a turn Preference jungCharge changed from 18 to 19 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 16 to 17 Preference _snojoFreeFights changed from 6 to 7 Preference snojoMysticalityWins changed from 26 to 27 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 364 to 365 > > Executing Free Fight/The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman > Maximize: Familiar Weight > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12104] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _snojoParts changed from 7 to 8 Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets You gain 47 Meat. Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power. Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense. Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 12 attack power. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 15 defense. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense. Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner! Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense. Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 678 hit points Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense. Round 5: mx indigo attacks! Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1899 damage. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense. Round 6: mx indigo wins the fight! You acquire an item: ice rice After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con XI, when you armwrestled BurritoLady. You lost, but it was a good workout! After Battle: You gain 6 Fortitude After Battle: Dreamy! sweeps the snow suit's twiggy arms around, helping you find extra stuff. After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: You gain 1 hit point After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points After Battle: Dreamy! says, "dancing is an expression of several base human urges, sublimated into a more socially acceptable form of expression," as he does a few pirouettes. After Battle: Renowned biologist Dr. Hondo Rosencranz discovered that the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman's kidneys smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it. You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10) After Battle: You gain 27 Strongness After Battle: You gain 15 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 28 Cheek Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 35 to 36 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 24 to 25 This combat did not cost a turn Preference jungCharge changed from 19 to 20 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 17 to 18 Preference _snojoFreeFights changed from 7 to 8 Preference snojoMysticalityWins changed from 27 to 28 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 365 to 366 > > Executing Free Fight/The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman > Maximize: Familiar Weight > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12104] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _snojoParts changed from 8 to 9 Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power. Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense. Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 13 attack power. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 20 defense. You gain 65 Meat. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense. Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner! Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense. Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 678 hit points Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense. Round 5: mx indigo attacks! Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1897 damage. Round 6: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense. Round 6: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con VIII, when you armwrestled RumPokeyEagle. You lost, but it was a good workout! After Battle: You gain 7 Strongness After Battle: Dreamy! shuffles around in his snow suit, helping you find extra stuff. After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: You gain 1 hit point After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points After Battle: Dreamy! says, "the urge to dance demonstrates repressed feelings of inadequacy about one's psychoanalytical abilities," and does a little dance. After Battle: Renowned biologist Dr. Hondo Rosencranz discovered that the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman's kidneys smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it. You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10) After Battle: You gain 27 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 15 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 32 Roguishness You acquire an item: Arrow (+1) Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 36 to 37 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 25 to 26 This combat did not cost a turn Preference jungCharge changed from 20 to 21 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 18 to 19 Preference _snojoFreeFights changed from 8 to 9 Preference snojoMysticalityWins changed from 28 to 29 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 366 to 367 > > Executing Free Fight/The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman > Maximize: Familiar Weight > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12104] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _snojoParts changed from 9 to 10 Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power. Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense. Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 13 attack power. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 23 defense. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense. Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner! Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense. You gain 40 Meat. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense. Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 678 hit points Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense. Round 5: mx indigo attacks! Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1876 damage. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense. Round 6: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con V, when you armwrestled BoogerWhatever. You lost, but it was a good workout! After Battle: You gain 7 Fortitude After Battle: Dreamy! pops the carrot nose off of the snow suit and hands it to you, then replaces it with another carrot that's a slightly different shape. Snowman plastic surgery is pretty simple. You acquire an item: carrot nose Preference _carrotNoseDrops changed from 2 to 3 After Battle: Dreamy! rolls around in the snow suit, giving you any extra items that stick to it. After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: You gain 1 hit point After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points After Battle: Dreamy! says, "It would appear your foe had an unhealthy obsession with material goods. Let us endeavor to help him rid himself of that obsession." After Battle: Renowned biologist Dr. Hondo Rosencranz discovered that the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman's kidneys smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it. You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10) After Battle: You gain 27 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 20 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 28 Cheek Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 37 to 38 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 26 to 27 This combat did not cost a turn Preference jungCharge changed from 21 to 22 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 19 to 20 Preference _snojoFreeFights changed from 9 to 10 Preference snojoMysticalityWins changed from 29 to 30 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 367 to 368 > > Executing Free Fight/Trick unequip hat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 368 to 369 equip hat wolfman mask Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 369 to 370 Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -hat, 142.2 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 165.12 "bonus Mayflower bouquet", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 987.89 "bonus Pantsgiving" equip back Buddy Bjorn Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 370 to 371 equip familiar Mayflower bouquet Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 371 to 372 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 372 to 373 > Maximize: Familiar Weight equip hat Crown of Thrones Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 373 to 374 enthrone none Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 374 to 375 equip hat wolfman mask Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 375 to 376 bjornify Flaming Gravy Fairy (108 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 376 to 377 > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; place.php?whichplace=town&action=town_trickortreat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 377 to 378 Took choice 804/3: A House choice.php?whichchoice=804&option=3&whichhouse=4&pwd Preference lastEncounter changed from the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to Mean Georgie Reagan Encounter: Mean Georgie Reagan Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 1: vandal kid drops 8 attack power. Round 1: vandal kid drops 8 defense. Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 2: vandal kid drops 21 attack power. Round 2: vandal kid drops 30 defense. Round 2: vandal kid drops 9 attack power. Round 2: vandal kid drops 9 defense. Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner! Round 3: vandal kid drops 9 attack power. Round 3: vandal kid drops 8 defense. Round 3: You start to feel uncomfortably warm, and have to stop to empty some hot nuggets out of the Buddy Bjorn. You don't ask Flame-ey! where they came from, because you know you probably won't like the answer. You acquire an item: hot nuggets You gain 70 Meat. Round 3: vandal kid drops 10 attack power. Round 3: vandal kid drops 11 defense. Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 678 hit points Round 4: vandal kid drops 8 attack power. Round 4: vandal kid drops 9 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: vandal kid takes 18 damage. Round 5: vandal kid drops 9 attack power. Round 5: vandal kid drops 8 defense. Round 5: mx indigo attacks! Round 6: vandal kid takes 1830 damage. Round 6: vandal kid drops 9 attack power. Round 6: vandal kid drops 9 defense. Round 6: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con XI, when you armwrestled FoodWhatever the Majestic. You lost, but it was a good workout! After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness After Battle: Dreamy! holds the Mayflower bouquet out in front of you, and you stop to smell the flowers. The fresh, clean scent of the flowers inspires you and Dreamy! to dance a little jig together. You feel lucky! After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from your back and sighs. After Battle: You gain 1 hit point After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points After Battle: Dreamy! says, "as this monster has no meat, I shall collect my fee for psychoanalysis in material goods." After Battle: This type of person can only hear medium-ranged frequencies.. Isn't that exciting? You acquire an effect: Feeling Excited (15) You acquire an item: spray paint You acquire an item: carton of rotten eggs After Battle: You gain 34 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 28 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 43 Roguishness Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 38 to 39 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 27 to 28 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from Witchess Knight to vandal kid This combat did not cost a turn Preference jungCharge changed from 22 to 23 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 378 to 379 > > Executing Free Fight/Trick > Maximize: Familiar Weight > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; place.php?whichplace=town&action=town_trickortreat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 379 to 380 Took choice 804/3: A House choice.php?whichchoice=804&option=3&whichhouse=8&pwd Preference lastEncounter changed from Mean Georgie Reagan to kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating Encounter: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 1: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 11 attack power. Round 1: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 10 defense. Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 2: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 29 attack power. Round 2: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 26 defense. Round 2: You start to feel uncomfortably warm, and have to stop to empty some hot nuggets out of the Buddy Bjorn. You don't ask Flame-ey! where they came from, because you know you probably won't like the answer. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 10 attack power. Round 2: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 9 defense. Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner! Round 3: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 11 attack power. Round 3: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 11 defense. You gain 52 Meat. Round 3: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 9 attack power. Round 3: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 11 defense. Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 691 hit points Round 4: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 11 attack power. Round 4: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 10 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating takes 28 damage. Round 5: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 9 attack power. Round 5: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 9 defense. Round 5: Dreamy! holds out the Mayflower bouquet toward your opponent. He stops to smell the flowers instead of attacking you. Round 5: mx indigo attacks! Round 6: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating takes 1803 damage. Round 6: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 11 attack power. Round 6: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 10 defense. Round 6: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con 3-D, when both BoozeWizard and Admiral Noodle complimented you on your dancing. After Battle: You gain 11 Sarcasm After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from your back and sighs. After Battle: You gain 1 hit point After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points After Battle: Dreamy! says, "It would appear your foe had an unhealthy obsession with material goods. Let us endeavor to help him rid himself of that obsession." After Battle: Nine out of ten cryptozoologists agree that the kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating has a secret bone in its shoulder, that if you stick it up your nose, it will grant you a wish. Preference _bookOfFactsWishes changed from 0 to 1 You acquire an item: pocket wish You acquire an item: bottle of whiskey After Battle: You gain 44 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 21 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 55 Chutzpah You acquire an item: Arrow (+1) Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 39 to 40 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 28 to 29 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from vandal kid to kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating This combat did not cost a turn Preference jungCharge changed from 23 to 24 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 380 to 381 > > Executing Free Fight/Trick > Maximize: Familiar Weight > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; place.php?whichplace=town&action=town_trickortreat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 381 to 382 Took choice 804/3: A House choice.php?whichchoice=804&option=3&whichhouse=9&pwd Preference lastEncounter changed from kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating to Klaus Glark, Neighborhood Cop Encounter: Klaus Glark, Neighborhood Cop Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 1: suburban security civilian drops 10 attack power. Round 1: suburban security civilian drops 14 defense. Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 2: suburban security civilian drops 40 attack power. Round 2: suburban security civilian drops 43 defense. You gain 41 Meat. Round 2: suburban security civilian drops 11 attack power. Round 2: suburban security civilian drops 14 defense. Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner! Round 3: suburban security civilian drops 13 attack power. Round 3: suburban security civilian drops 12 defense. Round 3: suburban security civilian drops 10 attack power. Round 3: suburban security civilian drops 10 defense. Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 691 hit points Round 4: suburban security civilian drops 10 attack power. Round 4: suburban security civilian drops 11 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: suburban security civilian takes 19 damage. Round 5: You start to feel uncomfortably warm, and have to stop to empty some hot nuggets out of the Buddy Bjorn. You don't ask Flame-ey! where they came from, because you know you probably won't like the answer. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 5: suburban security civilian drops 11 attack power. Round 5: suburban security civilian drops 10 defense. Round 5: mx indigo attacks! Round 6: suburban security civilian takes 1029 damage. Round 6: suburban security civilian drops 11 attack power. Round 6: suburban security civilian drops 10 defense. Round 6: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con II, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people. After Battle: You gain 7 Magicalness After Battle: Dreamy! holds the Mayflower bouquet out in front of you, and you stop to smell the flowers. How cute! You pat Dreamy! on the head and offer some words of encouragement and support. After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from your back and sighs. After Battle: You gain 1 hit point After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points After Battle: Dreamy! says, "dancing is an expression of several base human urges, sublimated into a more socially acceptable form of expression," as he does a few pirouettes. After Battle: You can get a little hair oil out of these guys if you squeeze them in the right spot. After Battle: You gain 4 Cheek After Battle: Dreamy! looks into the Mayflower bouquet, frowns, pulls out an undesirable flower and discards it. It lands in your pocket. You acquire an item: upsy daisy Preference _mayflowerDrops changed from 3 to 4 After Battle: You gain 34 Strongness After Battle: You gain 34 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 65 Roguishness Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 40 to 41 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 29 to 30 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating to suburban security civilian This combat did not cost a turn Preference jungCharge changed from 24 to 25 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 382 to 383 > > Executing Free Fight/Trick Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -hat, 142.2 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 58.28 "bonus Mayflower bouquet", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 987.89 "bonus Pantsgiving" Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 383 to 384 > Maximize: Familiar Weight > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; place.php?whichplace=town&action=town_trickortreat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 384 to 385 Took choice 804/3: A House choice.php?whichchoice=804&option=3&whichhouse=10&pwd Preference lastEncounter changed from Klaus Glark, Neighborhood Cop to Bart Slart, Neighborhood Cop Encounter: Bart Slart, Neighborhood Cop Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 1: suburban security civilian drops 12 attack power. Round 1: suburban security civilian drops 11 defense. Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 2: suburban security civilian drops 34 attack power. Round 2: suburban security civilian drops 40 defense. Round 2: suburban security civilian drops 10 attack power. Round 2: suburban security civilian drops 11 defense. Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner! Round 3: suburban security civilian drops 13 attack power. Round 3: suburban security civilian drops 13 defense. Round 3: suburban security civilian drops 11 attack power. Round 3: suburban security civilian drops 11 defense. Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 691 hit points You gain 80 Meat. Round 4: suburban security civilian drops 14 attack power. Round 4: suburban security civilian drops 12 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: suburban security civilian takes 28 damage. Round 5: suburban security civilian drops 13 attack power. Round 5: suburban security civilian drops 13 defense. Round 5: mx indigo attacks! Round 6: suburban security civilian takes 1025 damage. Round 6: You start to feel uncomfortably warm, and have to stop to empty some hot nuggets out of the Buddy Bjorn. You don't ask Flame-ey! where they came from, because you know you probably won't like the answer. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 6: suburban security civilian drops 12 attack power. Round 6: suburban security civilian drops 12 defense. Round 6: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con II, when you armwrestled TequilaPeter. You lost, but it was a good workout! After Battle: You gain 6 Strongness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from your back and sighs. After Battle: You gain 1 hit point After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points After Battle: Dreamy! says, "It would appear your foe had an unhealthy obsession with material goods. Let us endeavor to help him rid himself of that obsession." After Battle: You can get a little hair oil out of these guys if you squeeze them in the right spot. After Battle: You gain 3 Chutzpah You acquire an item: Way More Tears™ pepper spray After Battle: Dreamy! looks into the Mayflower bouquet, frowns, pulls out an undesirable flower and discards it. It lands in your pocket. You acquire an item: begpwnia Preference _mayflowerDrops changed from 4 to 5 After Battle: You gain 39 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 30 Enchantedness You gain a Mysticality point! After Battle: You gain 65 Cheek Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 41 to 42 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 30 to 31 This combat did not cost a turn Preference jungCharge changed from 25 to 26 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 385 to 386 > > Executing Free Fight/Trick Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -hat, 142.2 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.71 "bonus Mayflower bouquet", 987.89 "bonus Pantsgiving" equip familiar Snow Suit Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 386 to 387 Preference lastEncounter changed from Bart Slart, Neighborhood Cop to Tailor the Snow Suit Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 387 to 388 Took choice 640/5: Restores 1-10 MP after combat choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=5 Preference snowsuit changed from nose to hat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 388 to 389 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 389 to 390 > Maximize: Familiar Weight Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit Took choice 640/3: +10% item drops, can drop carrot nose choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=3 Preference snowsuit changed from hat to nose Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 390 to 391 > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; place.php?whichplace=town&action=town_trickortreat Took choice 804/3: A House choice.php?whichchoice=804&option=3&whichhouse=11&pwd Preference lastEncounter changed from Tailor the Snow Suit to Judd Shlark, Neighborhood Cop Encounter: Judd Shlark, Neighborhood Cop Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE! Round 1: suburban security civilian drops 12 attack power. Round 1: suburban security civilian drops 10 defense. Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 2: suburban security civilian drops 31 attack power. Round 2: suburban security civilian drops 31 defense. Round 2: suburban security civilian drops 14 attack power. Round 2: suburban security civilian drops 12 defense. Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner! Round 3: suburban security civilian drops 13 attack power. Round 3: suburban security civilian drops 13 defense. You gain 48 Meat. Round 3: suburban security civilian drops 10 attack power. Round 3: suburban security civilian drops 11 defense. Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup! Round 4: You gain 691 hit points Round 4: suburban security civilian drops 14 attack power. Round 4: suburban security civilian drops 13 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls! Round 5: suburban security civilian takes 16 damage. Round 5: suburban security civilian drops 13 attack power. Round 5: suburban security civilian drops 12 defense. Round 5: mx indigo attacks! Round 6: suburban security civilian takes 1020 damage. Round 6: suburban security civilian drops 13 attack power. Round 6: suburban security civilian drops 11 defense. Round 6: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con II, when you armwrestled SuperTaylor. You lost, but it was a good workout! After Battle: You gain 6 Fortitude After Battle: Dreamy! bumps into some extra stuff with the snow suit's carrot nose, and shares what he finds with you. After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from your back and sighs. After Battle: You gain 1 hit point After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points After Battle: Dreamy! says, "the uncontrollable urge to dance is evidence of repressed sexual longing," and does a little soft-shoe. After Battle: You can get a little hair oil out of these guys if you squeeze them in the right spot. After Battle: You gain 4 Roguishness You acquire an item: Way More Tears™ pepper spray After Battle: You gain 45 Muscleboundness You gain a Muscle point! After Battle: You gain 36 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 51 Cheek Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 42 to 43 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 31 to 32 This combat did not cost a turn Preference jungCharge changed from 26 to 27 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 20 to 21 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 391 to 392 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference choiceAdventure1119 changed from 6 to 0 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 392 to 393 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo You acquire an item: photocopied monster WARNING: updated modifier not in modifiers.txt: Item:[4873] Preference photocopyMonster changed from to Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 393 to 394 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 394 to 395 You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 395 to 396 You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 396 to 397 Preference nextAdventure changed from The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to Friar Ceremony Location Preference nextAdventure changed from Friar Ceremony Location to None > Trying to acquire 1 flapper flies; max price 20000. mallsearch "flapper fly" buy 1 flapper fly for 5300 each from shop #1727367 on 20240320 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 397 to 398 > Trying to acquire 1 flapper flies; max price 8000. > Using 2 flapper flies buy 1 flapper fly for 5300 each from shop #1727367 on 20240320 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 398 to 399 use 2 flapper fly You acquire an effect: Flapper Dancin' (40) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 399 to 400 > Trying to acquire 1 autumn dollars; max price 12750. Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 20000 to 12750 mallsearch "autumn dollar" Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 400 to 401 buy 1 autumn dollar for 5900 each from shop #1727367 on 20240320 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 401 to 402 Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 12750 to 20000 > Using 1 autumn dollars use 1 autumn dollar You acquire an effect: Bet Your Autumn Dollar (30) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 402 to 403 > Trying to acquire 1 resolutions: be wealthier; max price 6000. > Using 1 resolutions: be wealthier use 1 resolution: be wealthier You acquire an effect: Greedy Resolve (20) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 403 to 404 > Trying to acquire 3 Flasksfull of Hollow; max price 18750. > Using 3 Flasksfull of Hollow use 3 Flaskfull of Hollow You acquire an effect: Merry Smithsness (450) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 404 to 405 Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Friar Ceremony Location Maximizer: MP equip hat Hairpiece On Fire Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 405 to 406 equip weapon Frankly Mr. Shank equip off-hand Frankly Mr. Shank equip back sea shawl equip shirt sea salt scrubs equip pants Travoltan trousers Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 406 to 407 equip acc1 Drunkula's ring of haze equip acc3 dead guy's memento Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 407 to 408 equip familiar Mayflower bouquet use 1 How to Avoid Scams You acquire an effect: How to Scam Tourists (20) use 1 How to Avoid Scams You acquire an effect: How to Scam Tourists (20) cast 1 Disco Leer You acquire an effect: Disco Leer (10) uneffect Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric cast 3 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (30) cast 2 Drescher's Annoying Noise You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (40) cast 3 Pride of the Puffin You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (30) use 1 Oscus's neverending soda You gain 226 Mojo Points Preference oscusSodaUsed changed from false to true cast 3 Bind Lasagmbie You acquire an effect: Pasta Eyeball (30) You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 408 to 409 remove from stash: 1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card You acquire an item: Platinum Yendorian Express Card Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 409 to 410 > Took Platinum Yendorian Express Card from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 410 to 411 cast 2 Pyromania You acquire an effect: Pyromania (20) cast 2 Rotten Memories You acquire an effect: Rotten Memories (20) cast 2 Grease Up You acquire an effect: Takin' It Greasy (20) cast 2 Rage of the Reindeer You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (20) cast 2 Spiky Shell You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (20) cast 2 Walberg's Dim Bulb You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (20) cast 1 Pride of the Puffin You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10) cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10) cast 1 Disco Leer You acquire an effect: Disco Leer (10) cast 1 Manicotti Meditation You acquire an effect: Pasta Oneness (5) cast 1 Patience of the Tortoise You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (5) Preference expressCardUsed changed from false to true use 1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card You gain 6,153 Mojo Points You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (5) You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5) You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5) You acquire an effect: Seal Clubbing Frenzy (5) You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (5) You acquire an effect: Pasta Oneness (5) You acquire an effect: Saucemastery (5) You acquire an effect: Disco State of Mind (5) You acquire an effect: Mariachi Mood (5) You acquire an effect: Empathy (5) You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5) You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5) You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5) You acquire an effect: Polka of Plenty (5) You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (5) You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (5) You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (5) You acquire an effect: A Few Extra Pounds (5) You acquire an effect: Jingle Jangle Jingle (5) You acquire an effect: Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin (5) You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (5) You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (5) You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (5) You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (5) You acquire an effect: Disco Leer (5) You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5) You acquire an effect: Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord (5) You acquire an effect: Antibiotic Saucesphere (5) You acquire an effect: Sauce Monocle (5) You acquire an effect: Merry Smithsness (5) You acquire an effect: Takin' It Greasy (5) You acquire an effect: Intimidating Mien (5) You acquire an effect: Turkey-Ambitious (5) You acquire an effect: Mathematically Precise (5) You acquire an effect: Rotten Memories (5) You acquire an effect: Pyromania (5) You acquire an effect: familiar.enq (5) You acquire an effect: Superioreo (5) You acquire an effect: Nearly Silent Hunting (5) You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (5) You acquire an effect: Puzzle Champ (5) You acquire an effect: Truffle Tango (5) You acquire an effect: Sugar Rush (5) You acquire an effect: Kicked in the Sinuses (5) You acquire an effect: Synthesis: Greed (5) You acquire an effect: Wasabi Sinuses (5) You acquire an effect: The Dinsey Way (5) You acquire an effect: ChibiChanged™ (5) You acquire an effect: Meet the Meat (5) You acquire an effect: Video... Games? (5) You acquire an effect: Boo Tea (5) You acquire an effect: Grrrrrrreat! (5) You acquire an effect: Hyperoxygenated Blood (5) You acquire an effect: Motion (5) You acquire an effect: Antarctic Memories (5) You acquire an effect: Billiards Belligerence (5) You acquire an effect: Brother Corsican's Blessing (5) You acquire an effect: Clyde's Blessing (5) You acquire an effect: Preternatural Greed (5) You acquire an effect: meat.enh (5) You acquire an effect: Down the Rabbit Hole (5) You acquire an effect: Dances with Tweedles (5) You acquire an effect: Blue Swayed (5) You acquire an effect: Open Heart Surgery (5) You acquire an effect: Crappily Disguised as a Waiter (5) You acquire an effect: Shamed (5) You acquire an effect: Ultrahydrated (5) You acquire an effect: Sweet and Yellow (5) You acquire an effect: Feeling Excited (5) You acquire an effect: Flapper Dancin' (5) You acquire an effect: Bet Your Autumn Dollar (5) You acquire an effect: Greedy Resolve (5) You acquire an effect: How to Scam Tourists (5) You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5) You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (5) You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (5) You acquire an effect: Pasta Eyeball (5) use 1 Bag o' Tricks You acquire an effect: ChibiChanged™ (3) You acquire an effect: Blue Swayed (3) You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (3) You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (3) You acquire an effect: How to Scam Tourists (3) Preference _bagOTricksUsed changed from false to true You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 411 to 412 add to stash: 1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 412 to 413 > Returned Platinum Yendorian Express Card to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 413 to 414 cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled orange taffy Preference libramSummons changed from 30 to 31 cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled red taffy Preference libramSummons changed from 31 to 32 cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled red taffy Preference libramSummons changed from 32 to 33 cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled blue taffy Preference libramSummons changed from 33 to 34 cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled red taffy Preference libramSummons changed from 34 to 35 cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled orange taffy Preference libramSummons changed from 35 to 36 cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled blue taffy Preference libramSummons changed from 36 to 37 cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled red taffy Preference libramSummons changed from 37 to 38 cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled orange taffy Preference libramSummons changed from 38 to 39 cast 1 Bind Lasagmbie You acquire an effect: Pasta Eyeball (10) cast 1 Pyromania You acquire an effect: Pyromania (10) cast 1 Rotten Memories You acquire an effect: Rotten Memories (10) cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10) cast 2 Grease Up You acquire an effect: Takin' It Greasy (20) cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20) cast 1 Pride of the Puffin You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10) cast 1 Disco Leer You acquire an effect: Disco Leer (10) cast 2 Manicotti Meditation You acquire an effect: Pasta Oneness (10) cast 2 Patience of the Tortoise You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (10) Source Terminal: educate extract.edu Preference sourceTerminalEducate1 changed from digitize.edu to Preference sourceTerminalEducate2 changed from to extract.edu Source Terminal: educate digitize.edu Preference sourceTerminalEducate1 changed from to extract.edu Preference sourceTerminalEducate2 changed from extract.edu to digitize.edu museum.php?action=icehouse familiar Hobo Monkey (88 lbs) > Running fight Fax Preference nextAdventure changed from Friar Ceremony Location to Noob Cave familiar Obtuse Angel (86 lbs) equip familiar amulet coin equip back Buddy Bjorn equip familiar quake of arrows Maximizer: -tie, 10 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cheap sunglasses", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -back, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -familiar, 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe" equip hat Lens of Hatred equip weapon garbage sticker equip off-hand Half a Purse equip shirt origami pasties equip pants Pantsgiving equip acc1 incredibly dense meat gem equip acc2 Sister Accessory equip acc3 Uncle Hobo's belt > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie bjornify Golden Monkey (74 lbs) > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Fax. Stay tuned for details. Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None use 1 photocopied monster Preference photocopyMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Preference _photocopyUsed changed from false to true Preference lastAdventure changed from The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to None [12104] photocopied monster Preference lastEncounter changed from Judd Shlark, Neighborhood Cop to Knob Goblin Embezzler Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320161921 to 20240320162025 Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 414 to 415 Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Round 1: mx indigo casts FIRE A BADLY ROMANTIC ARROW! Round 2: Cutey! fires a badly romantic arrow at your opponent. He roars an angry "RAAAH! RAAAH!" but it quickly turns into an "OOO LA LA!" He gazes at you, too stunned by your beauty to attack this round. Preference _romanticFightsLeft changed from 0 to 3 Preference romanticTarget changed from to Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _tempRelayCounters changed from to 15:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif| Preference _tempRelayCounters changed from 15:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif| to 15:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif|25:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif| Preference _badlyRomanticArrows changed from 0 to 1 Round 2: mx indigo casts RECALL FACTS: MONSTER HABITATS! Preference _monsterHabitatsMonster changed from to Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 0 to 5 Preference _monsterHabitatsRecalled changed from 0 to 1 Round 3: mx indigo casts RECALL FACTS: %PHYLUM CIRCADIAN RHYTHMS! You acquire an effect: Recalling Circadian Rhythms (50) Preference _circadianRhythmsPhylum changed from to goblin Preference _circadianRhythmsAdventures changed from 0 to 1 Preference _circadianRhythmsRecalled changed from false to true Round 4: mx indigo casts DIGITIZE! You gain 56 Meat. Preference _tempRelayCounters changed from 15:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif|25:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif| to 15:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif|25:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif|7:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif| Preference _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonster changed from to Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _sourceTerminalDigitizeUses changed from 0 to 1 Round 5: mx indigo uses the Spooky Putty sheet! You acquire an item: Spooky Putty monster Preference spookyPuttyCopiesMade changed from 0 to 1 Preference spookyPuttyMonster changed from to Knob Goblin Embezzler Round 6: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh black box! You acquire an item: Rain-Doh box full of monster Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 10 damage. Round 7: You lose 1 hit point Preference _raindohCopiesMade changed from 0 to 1 Preference rainDohMonster changed from to Knob Goblin Embezzler Round 7: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 13 attack power. Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 12 defense. Round 8: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 7 damage. Round 10: You lose 1 hit point Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM! Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 4 damage. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO! Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power. Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense. Round 23: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE 3: BACK IN THE HABIT! Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 29 damage. Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 attack power. Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 defense. Round 24: mx indigo attacks! Round 25: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 1537 damage. Round 25: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: You gain 40 hit points After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points You gain 13701 Meat After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm. You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Ah, a goblin! Your remember a neat fact about their sleep cycle. You'll probably sleep a bit better tonight. You lose some of an effect: Recalling Circadian Rhythms (4) After Battle: You gain 29 Strongness After Battle: You gain 25 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 32 Sarcasm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 32 to 33 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from suburban security civilian to Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _circadianRhythmsAdventures changed from 1 to 2 Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 415 to 416 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Postcombat/Numberology > CCS: [default]\n ";" cast 1 Calculate the Universe [12105] numberology 69 You gain 3 Adventures Preference _universeCalculated changed from 0 to 1 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Fax > Running fight Habitats Monster Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Noob Cave familiar Hobo Monkey (78 lbs) Maximizer: -tie, 10 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cheap sunglasses", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -back, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe" equip hat crumpled felt fedora Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 416 to 417 equip weapon cursed pirate cutlass Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 417 to 418 equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 418 to 419 equip pants repaid diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 419 to 420 equip acc3 Belt of Loathing Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 420 to 421 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 421 to 422 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 422 to 423 > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Habitats Monster. Stay tuned for details. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 423 to 424 Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren Preference lastAdventure changed from The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to The Dire Warren [12105] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320162025 to 20240320162050 Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 5 to 4 Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 2: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that? You gain 55 Meat. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 7 damage. Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 8 damage. Round 10: You lose 1 hit point Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 72 Meat. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM! Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 5 damage. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 22: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 22: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO! Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power. Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense. Round 23: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE 3: BACK IN THE HABIT! Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 29 damage. Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 attack power. Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 defense. Round 24: mx indigo attacks! Round 25: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 1519 damage. Round 25: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con X, when both Steven the Barbarian and AmazingHippopotamus complimented you on your dancing. After Battle: You gain 11 Cheek After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: You gain 40 hit points After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you. You gain 21866 Meat After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm. You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: moist barrel After Battle: Ah, a goblin! Your remember a neat fact about their sleep cycle. You'll probably sleep a bit better tonight. You lose some of an effect: Recalling Circadian Rhythms (4) After Battle: You gain 28 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 16 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 35 Chutzpah Preference _circadianRhythmsAdventures changed from 2 to 3 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 424 to 425 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 425 to 426 cast 1 Manicotti Meditation You acquire an effect: Pasta Oneness (5) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 426 to 427 cast 2 Patience of the Tortoise You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (10) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 427 to 428 > Finished Habitats Monster > Running fight Habitats Monster Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Habitats Monster. Stay tuned for details. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 428 to 429 Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren [12106] The Dire Warren Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Playing Fetch* Encounter: Playing Fetch* Took choice 1107/1: acquire tennis ball choice.php?whichchoice=1107&option=1&pwd You acquire an item: tennis ball Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 429 to 430 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 430 to 431 > Finished Habitats Monster > Running fight Habitats Monster Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Habitats Monster. Stay tuned for details. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 431 to 432 Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren [12106] The Dire Warren Preference lastEncounter changed from Playing Fetch* to Knob Goblin Embezzler Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320162050 to 20240320162101 Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 4 to 3 Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: Mysterious Urquchillay shrieks and some golden nuggets land on the ground in front of you. You acquire an item: gold nuggets Round 2: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 2: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that? You gain 100 Meat. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 67 Meat. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 10 damage. Round 11: You lose 1 hit point Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 6 damage. Round 15: You lose 1 hit point Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM! Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 4 damage. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO! Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 10 damage. Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power. Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense. Round 23: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE 3: BACK IN THE HABIT! Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 29 damage. Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 attack power. Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 defense. Round 24: mx indigo attacks! Round 25: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 1505 damage. Round 25: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con XI, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong! After Battle: You gain 8 Fortitude After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: You gain 40 hit points After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you. You gain 22127 Meat After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm. You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Ah, a goblin! Your remember a neat fact about their sleep cycle. You'll probably sleep a bit better tonight. You lose some of an effect: Recalling Circadian Rhythms (4) After Battle: You gain 28 Strongness After Battle: You gain 13 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 41 Chutzpah Preference _circadianRhythmsAdventures changed from 3 to 4 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 432 to 433 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 433 to 434 cast 1 Spiky Shell You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (10) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 434 to 435 cast 1 Manicotti Meditation You acquire an effect: Pasta Oneness (5) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 435 to 436 > Finished Habitats Monster > Running fight Habitats Monster Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Habitats Monster. Stay tuned for details. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 436 to 437 Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren [12107] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320162101 to 20240320162110 Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 3 to 2 Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: Mysterious Urquchillay shrieks and some golden nuggets land on the ground in front of you. You acquire an item: gold nuggets Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 43 Meat. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 9: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that? You gain 53 Meat. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM! Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 4 damage. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 22: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 22: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO! Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power. Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense. Round 23: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE 3: BACK IN THE HABIT! Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 29 damage. Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 attack power. Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 defense. Round 24: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 24: mx indigo attacks! Round 25: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 1473 damage. Round 25: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con IX, when you and Pimp Bill and Snake Leah won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge! After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: You gain 13 hit points After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you. You gain 17469 Meat After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm. You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Ah, a goblin! Your remember a neat fact about their sleep cycle. You'll probably sleep a bit better tonight. You lose some of an effect: Recalling Circadian Rhythms (4) After Battle: You gain 24 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 18 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 40 Chutzpah Preference _circadianRhythmsAdventures changed from 4 to 5 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 437 to 438 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 438 to 439 cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 439 to 440 cast 2 Manicotti Meditation You acquire an effect: Pasta Oneness (10) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 440 to 441 cast 2 Patience of the Tortoise You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (10) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 441 to 442 > Finished Habitats Monster > Running fight Habitats Monster Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Habitats Monster. Stay tuned for details. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 442 to 443 Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren [12108] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320162110 to 20240320162119 Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 2 to 1 Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that? You gain 94 Meat. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 52 Meat. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 8 damage. Round 17: You lose 1 hit point Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM! Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 4 damage. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO! Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power. Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense. Round 23: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 23: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE 3: BACK IN THE HABIT! Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 28 damage. Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 attack power. Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 defense. Round 24: mx indigo attacks! Round 25: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 1522 damage. Round 25: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con II, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong! After Battle: You gain 9 Strongness After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: You gain 1 hit point After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you. You gain 20943 Meat After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm. You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil You acquire an item: moist barrel After Battle: Ah, a goblin! Your remember a neat fact about their sleep cycle. You'll probably sleep a bit better tonight. You lose some of an effect: Recalling Circadian Rhythms (4) After Battle: You gain 29 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 17 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 33 Cheek Preference _circadianRhythmsAdventures changed from 5 to 6 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 443 to 444 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 444 to 445 cast 1 Spiky Shell You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (10) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 445 to 446 cast 1 Manicotti Meditation You acquire an effect: Pasta Oneness (5) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 446 to 447 > Finished Habitats Monster > Running fight Habitats Monster Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Habitats Monster. Stay tuned for details. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 447 to 448 Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren [12109] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320162119 to 20240320162127 Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 1 to 0 Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Round 1: mx indigo casts RECALL FACTS: MONSTER HABITATS! Round 2: Mysterious Urquchillay shrieks and some golden nuggets land on the ground in front of you. You acquire an item: gold nuggets Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 0 to 5 Preference _monsterHabitatsRecalled changed from 1 to 2 Round 2: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that? You gain 63 Meat. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 50 Meat. Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 6 damage. Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 8 damage. Round 12: You lose 1 hit point Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 6 damage. Round 15: You lose 1 hit point Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM! Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 4 damage. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO! Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power. Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense. Round 23: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE 3: BACK IN THE HABIT! Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 28 damage. Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 attack power. Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 defense. Round 24: mx indigo attacks! Round 25: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 1414 damage. Round 25: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con XI, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people. After Battle: You gain 7 Mysteriousness After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: You gain 3 hit points After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you. You gain 22388 Meat After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm. You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Ah, a goblin! Your remember a neat fact about their sleep cycle. You'll probably sleep a bit better tonight. You lose some of an effect: Recalling Circadian Rhythms (4) After Battle: You gain 30 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 15 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 36 Cheek Preference _circadianRhythmsAdventures changed from 6 to 7 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 448 to 449 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 449 to 450 cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 450 to 451 > Finished Habitats Monster > Running fight Habitats Monster Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Habitats Monster. Stay tuned for details. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 451 to 452 Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren [12110] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320162127 to 20240320162135 Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 5 to 4 Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence You gain 78 Meat. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 9: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that? You gain 77 Meat. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 8 damage. Round 14: You lose 1 hit point Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM! Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 5 damage. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO! Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 10 damage. Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power. Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense. Round 23: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE 3: BACK IN THE HABIT! Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 30 damage. Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 attack power. Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 defense. Round 24: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 24: mx indigo attacks! Round 25: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 1382 damage. Round 25: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 25: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con 3-D, when Admiral Spaghetti bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator! You acquire an item: magical baguette After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: You gain 1 hit point After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you. You gain 20621 Meat After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm. You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil You acquire an item: moist barrel After Battle: Ah, a goblin! Your remember a neat fact about their sleep cycle. You'll probably sleep a bit better tonight. You lose some of an effect: Recalling Circadian Rhythms (4) After Battle: You gain 30 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 15 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 36 Cheek Preference _circadianRhythmsAdventures changed from 7 to 8 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 452 to 453 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 453 to 454 cast 1 Leash of Linguini You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 454 to 455 > Finished Habitats Monster > Running fight Habitats Monster Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Habitats Monster. Stay tuned for details. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 455 to 456 Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren [12111] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320162135 to 20240320162144 Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 4 to 3 Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence You gain 70 Meat. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 4: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that? You gain 68 Meat. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM! Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 6 damage. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO! Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power. Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense. Round 23: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE 3: BACK IN THE HABIT! Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 28 damage. Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 attack power. Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 defense. Round 24: mx indigo attacks! Round 25: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 1372 damage. Round 25: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con IV, when you and Lord Uncanny totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious. After Battle: You gain 10 Chutzpah After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head. Preference lovebugsMysticality changed from 811 to 817 After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: You gain 1 hit point After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you. You gain 22569 Meat After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm. You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor After Battle: Ah, a goblin! Your remember a neat fact about their sleep cycle. You'll probably sleep a bit better tonight. You lose some of an effect: Recalling Circadian Rhythms (4) After Battle: You gain 25 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 16 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 34 Sarcasm Preference _circadianRhythmsAdventures changed from 8 to 9 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 456 to 457 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 457 to 458 cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 458 to 459 > Finished Habitats Monster > Running fight Habitats Monster Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Habitats Monster. Stay tuned for details. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 459 to 460 Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren [12112] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320162144 to 20240320162152 Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 3 to 2 Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: Mysterious Urquchillay shrieks and some golden nuggets land on the ground in front of you. You acquire an item: gold nuggets Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 4: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that? You gain 86 Meat. Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 10 damage. Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 42 Meat. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 10 damage. Round 6: You lose 1 hit point Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 7 damage. Round 19: You lose 1 hit point Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM! Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 6 damage. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 22: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 22: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO! Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power. Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense. Round 23: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE 3: BACK IN THE HABIT! Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 30 damage. Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 attack power. Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 defense. Round 24: mx indigo attacks! Round 25: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 1413 damage. Round 25: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con X, when you armwrestled WonderSexyDancer. You lost, but it was a good workout! After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: You gain 3 hit points After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you. You gain 20320 Meat After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm. You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack After Battle: Ah, a goblin! Your remember a neat fact about their sleep cycle. You'll probably sleep a bit better tonight. You lose some of an effect: Recalling Circadian Rhythms (4) After Battle: You gain 28 Strongness After Battle: You gain 20 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 28 Chutzpah Preference _circadianRhythmsAdventures changed from 9 to 10 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 460 to 461 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 461 to 462 cast 1 Spiky Shell You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (10) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 462 to 463 > Finished Habitats Monster > Running fight Habitats Monster Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Habitats Monster. Stay tuned for details. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 463 to 464 Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren [12113] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320162152 to 20240320162200 Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 2 to 1 Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: Mysterious Urquchillay shrieks and some golden nuggets land on the ground in front of you. You acquire an item: gold nuggets Round 2: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 2: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that? You gain 70 Meat. You gain 49 Meat. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 6 damage. Round 8: You lose 1 hit point Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 10 damage. Round 11: You lose 1 hit point Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM! Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 5 damage. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO! Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power. Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense. Round 23: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE 3: BACK IN THE HABIT! Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 30 damage. Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 attack power. Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 defense. Round 24: mx indigo attacks! Round 25: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 1399 damage. Round 25: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 25: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VIII, when ShadowyWarrior the Tipsy gave you that delicious drink. It was so good! You go into your kitchen and try to recreate it. You acquire an item: Wet Russian After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: You gain 2 hit points After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you. You gain 17489 Meat After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm. You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Ah, a goblin! Your remember a neat fact about their sleep cycle. You'll probably sleep a bit better tonight. You lose some of an effect: Recalling Circadian Rhythms (4) After Battle: You gain 29 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 20 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 27 Chutzpah Preference _circadianRhythmsAdventures changed from 10 to 11 Preference banishedMonsters changed from fluffy bunny:ice house:0:Venus mantrap:v for vivala mask:12103:bigface:stinky cheese eye:12103 to fluffy bunny:ice house:0 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 464 to 465 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 465 to 466 cast 1 Springy Fusilli You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 466 to 467 > Finished Habitats Monster > Running fight Habitats Monster Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Habitats Monster. Stay tuned for details. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 467 to 468 Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren [12114] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320162200 to 20240320162208 Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 1 to 0 Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Round 1: mx indigo casts RECALL FACTS: MONSTER HABITATS! Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 0 to 5 Preference _monsterHabitatsRecalled changed from 2 to 3 Round 2: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 5: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that? You gain 69 Meat. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. You gain 67 Meat. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 7 damage. Round 13: You lose 1 hit point Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM! Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 5 damage. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO! Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power. Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense. Round 23: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE 3: BACK IN THE HABIT! Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 30 damage. Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 attack power. Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 defense. Round 24: mx indigo attacks! Round 25: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 1210 damage. Round 25: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VII, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong! After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: You gain 1 hit point After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you. You gain 21199 Meat After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm. You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: You gain 17 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 8 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 25 Chutzpah Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 468 to 469 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 469 to 470 cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 470 to 471 > Finished Habitats Monster > Running fight Habitats Monster Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Habitats Monster. Stay tuned for details. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 471 to 472 Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren [12115] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320162208 to 20240320162216 Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 5 to 4 Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: Mysterious Urquchillay shrieks and some golden nuggets land on the ground in front of you. You acquire an item: gold nuggets Round 2: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 2: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that? You gain 61 Meat. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 57 Meat. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 7 damage. Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 8 damage. Round 9: You lose 1 hit point Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM! Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 6 damage. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO! Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power. Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense. Round 23: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE 3: BACK IN THE HABIT! Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 31 damage. Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 attack power. Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 defense. Round 24: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 24: mx indigo attacks! Round 25: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 1194 damage. Round 25: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 25: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con IV, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong! After Battle: You gain 8 Beefiness After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head. Preference lovebugsMysticality changed from 817 to 822 After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: You gain 2 hit points After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you. You gain 22630 Meat After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm. You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: You gain 17 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 15 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 17 Smarm Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 472 to 473 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 473 to 474 cast 1 Disco Leer You acquire an effect: Disco Leer (10) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 474 to 475 > Finished Habitats Monster > Running fight Habitats Monster Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Habitats Monster. Stay tuned for details. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 475 to 476 Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren [12116] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320162216 to 20240320162225 Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 4 to 3 Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: Mysterious Urquchillay shrieks and some golden nuggets land on the ground in front of you. You acquire an item: gold nuggets Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that? You gain 52 Meat. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 15: You lose 1 hit point Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 77 Meat. Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM! Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 5 damage. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO! Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power. Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense. Round 23: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE 3: BACK IN THE HABIT! Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 29 damage. Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 attack power. Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 defense. Round 24: mx indigo attacks! Round 25: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 1174 damage. Round 25: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con X, when you armwrestled StinkyBaby. You lost, but it was a good workout! After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: You gain 1 hit point After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you. You gain 20265 Meat After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm. You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: You gain 20 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 20 Chutzpah Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 476 to 477 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 477 to 478 cast 1 Leash of Linguini You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 478 to 479 > Finished Habitats Monster > Running fight Habitats Monster Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Habitats Monster. Stay tuned for details. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 479 to 480 Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren [12117] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320162225 to 20240320162232 Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 3 to 2 Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: Mysterious Urquchillay shrieks and some golden nuggets land on the ground in front of you. You acquire an item: gold nuggets You gain 66 Meat. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that? You gain 96 Meat. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM! Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 5 damage. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO! Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power. Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense. Round 23: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 23: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE 3: BACK IN THE HABIT! Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 31 damage. Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 attack power. Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 defense. Round 24: mx indigo attacks! Round 25: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 1132 damage. Round 25: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con XII, when Amazing Mariah taught you to play that really complicated board game. After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: You gain 1 hit point After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you. You gain 18875 Meat After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm. You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: You gain 19 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 22 Smarm Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 480 to 481 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 481 to 482 > Finished Habitats Monster > Running fight Habitats Monster Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Habitats Monster. Stay tuned for details. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 482 to 483 Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren [12118] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320162232 to 20240320162240 Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 2 to 1 Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: Mysterious Urquchillay shrieks and some golden nuggets land on the ground in front of you. You acquire an item: gold nuggets Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 53 Meat. Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 10 damage. Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 6: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that? You gain 96 Meat. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 7 damage. Round 18: You lose 1 hit point Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM! Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 5 damage. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO! Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power. Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense. Round 23: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE 3: BACK IN THE HABIT! Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 31 damage. Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 attack power. Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 defense. Round 24: mx indigo attacks! Round 25: You lose 1 hit point Round 25: mx indigo casts SAUCEGEYSER! Round 26: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 340 damage. Round 26: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con XI, when both Jonas the Fantastic and BurritoBarbarian complimented you on your dancing. After Battle: You gain 10 Smarm After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: You gain 3 hit points After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you. You gain 19411 Meat After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm. You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: You gain 21 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 7 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 19 Smarm Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 483 to 484 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 484 to 485 > Finished Habitats Monster > Running fight Habitats Monster Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Habitats Monster. Stay tuned for details. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 485 to 486 Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren [12119] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320162240 to 20240320162247 Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 1 to 0 Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that? You gain 60 Meat. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 53 Meat. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM! Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 6 damage. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO! Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power. Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense. Round 23: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE 3: BACK IN THE HABIT! Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 29 damage. Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 attack power. Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 defense. Round 24: mx indigo attacks! Round 25: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 1036 damage. Round 25: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con IX, when both RumAgent and LynxLady the Sloth complimented you on your dancing. After Battle: You gain 9 Chutzpah After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you. You gain 19908 Meat After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm. You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: You gain 8 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 25 Roguishness Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 486 to 487 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 487 to 488 > Finished Habitats Monster > Starting digitize counter by visiting the Haunted Kitchen! > Starting romance counter by visiting the Haunted Kitchen! > You do not have gregs active, so this is a regular free run. familiar Pair of Stomping Boots (116 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 488 to 489 Unequip Hobo Monkey Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 489 to 490 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 490 to 491 unequip container Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 491 to 492 Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.71 "bonus Mayflower bouquet", 987.89 "bonus Pantsgiving" equip hat Crown of Thrones Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 492 to 493 equip back Camp Scout backpack Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 493 to 494 equip shirt Stephen's lab coat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 494 to 495 equip pants Pantsgiving Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 495 to 496 equip acc1 stinky cheese eye Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 496 to 497 equip acc2 bakelite badge Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 497 to 498 equip familiar Snow Suit Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 498 to 499 Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Tailor the Snow Suit Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 499 to 500 Took choice 640/5: Restores 1-10 MP after combat choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=5 Preference snowsuit changed from nose to hat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 500 to 501 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 501 to 502 > Maximize: Familiar Weight,Familiar Weight Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit Took choice 640/3: +10% item drops, can drop carrot nose choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=3 Preference snowsuit changed from hat to nose Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 502 to 503 enthrone Flaming Gravy Fairy (103 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 503 to 504 Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to The Haunted Kitchen Preference lastAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to The Haunted Kitchen [12120] The Haunted Kitchen Preference lastEncounter changed from Tailor the Snow Suit to zombie chef Encounter: zombie chef Preference relayCounters changed from to 12134:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif Preference relayCounters changed from 12134:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif to 12134:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:12144:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif Preference relayCounters changed from 12134:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:12144:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif to 12134:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:12144:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif:12126:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif Preference _tempRelayCounters changed from 15:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif|25:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif|7:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif| to Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320162247 to 20240320162304 Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Round 1: mx indigo casts RETURN! Round 2: Booty! kicks you in the butt to speed your escape. Thanks, Booty!... Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 43 to 44 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 33 to 34 Preference _banderRunaways changed from 3 to 4 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to zombie chef This combat did not cost a turn Preference _lastCombatWon changed from true to false Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 504 to 505 > Running fight Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh Preference nextAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to Noob Cave familiar Hobo Monkey (103 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 505 to 506 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 506 to 507 unequip hat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 507 to 508 equip back Buddy Bjorn Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 508 to 509 custom outfit Script Outfit 4 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 509 to 510 > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh. Stay tuned for details. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 510 to 511 Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None use 1 Spooky Putty monster Preference spookyPuttyMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to None [12120] Spooky Putty Monster Preference lastEncounter changed from zombie chef to Knob Goblin Embezzler Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320162304 to 20240320162309 Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 511 to 512 Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Round 1: mx indigo uses the Spooky Putty sheet! You acquire an item: Spooky Putty monster Round 2: Mysterious Urquchillay shrieks and some golden nuggets land on the ground in front of you. You acquire an item: gold nuggets Preference spookyPuttyCopiesMade changed from 1 to 2 Preference spookyPuttyMonster changed from to Knob Goblin Embezzler Round 2: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 3: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that? You gain 58 Meat. Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 7 damage. Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 53 Meat. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 10 damage. Round 8: You lose 1 hit point Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 19: You lose 1 hit point Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM! Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 5 damage. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO! Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power. Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense. Round 23: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 23: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE 3: BACK IN THE HABIT! Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 30 damage. Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 attack power. Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 defense. Round 24: mx indigo attacks! Round 25: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 1014 damage. Round 25: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con IX, when Edgar the Wimpy taught you to play that really complicated board game. After Battle: You gain 8 Enchantedness After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you. You gain 20559 Meat After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm. You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: You gain 6 Strongness After Battle: You gain 7 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 26 Sarcasm Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from zombie chef to Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _lastCombatWon changed from false to true Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Kitchen Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 512 to 513 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 513 to 514 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh > Running fight Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh. Stay tuned for details. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 514 to 515 Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None use 1 Spooky Putty monster Preference spookyPuttyMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to None [12121] Spooky Putty Monster Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320162309 to 20240320162317 Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 515 to 516 Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Round 1: mx indigo uses the Spooky Putty sheet! You acquire an item: Spooky Putty monster Round 2: Mysterious Urquchillay shrieks and some golden nuggets land on the ground in front of you. You acquire an item: gold nuggets Round 2: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that? You gain 64 Meat. Preference spookyPuttyCopiesMade changed from 2 to 3 Preference spookyPuttyMonster changed from to Knob Goblin Embezzler Round 2: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 7 damage. Round 7: You lose 1 hit point Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 74 Meat. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM! Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 5 damage. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 22: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 22: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO! Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power. Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense. Round 23: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE 3: BACK IN THE HABIT! Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 31 damage. Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 attack power. Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 defense. Round 24: mx indigo attacks! Round 25: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 989 damage. Round 25: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con X, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place... You acquire an item: flask of porquoise juice After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you. You gain 16190 Meat After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm. You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 25 Sarcasm Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Kitchen Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 516 to 517 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 517 to 518 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh > Running fight Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh. Stay tuned for details. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 518 to 519 Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None use 1 Spooky Putty monster Preference spookyPuttyMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to None [12122] Spooky Putty Monster Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320162317 to 20240320162325 Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 519 to 520 Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Round 1: mx indigo uses the Spooky Putty sheet! You acquire an item: Spooky Putty monster Round 2: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that? You gain 99 Meat. You gain 63 Meat. Preference spookyPuttyCopiesMade changed from 3 to 4 Preference spookyPuttyMonster changed from to Knob Goblin Embezzler Round 2: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 10 damage. Round 9: You lose 1 hit point Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 11: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 7 damage. Round 11: You lose 1 hit point Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM! Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 5 damage. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 22: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 22: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO! Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power. Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense. Round 23: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE 3: BACK IN THE HABIT! Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 29 damage. Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 attack power. Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 defense. Round 24: mx indigo attacks! Round 25: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 973 damage. Round 25: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con VII, when you armwrestled BoozeMeatMage. You lost, but it was a good workout! After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you. You gain 19696 Meat After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm. You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 25 Smarm Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Kitchen Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 520 to 521 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 521 to 522 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh > Running fight Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh. Stay tuned for details. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 522 to 523 Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None use 1 Spooky Putty monster Preference spookyPuttyMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to None [12123] Spooky Putty Monster Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320162325 to 20240320162333 Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 523 to 524 Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Round 1: mx indigo uses the Spooky Putty sheet! You acquire an item: Spooky Putty monster Round 2: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 2: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that? You gain 72 Meat. Preference spookyPuttyCopiesMade changed from 4 to 5 Preference spookyPuttyMonster changed from to Knob Goblin Embezzler Round 2: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 7 damage. Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 7 damage. Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 45 Meat. Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 8 damage. Round 7: You lose 1 hit point Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM! Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 5 damage. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO! Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power. Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense. Round 23: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE 3: BACK IN THE HABIT! Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 29 damage. Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 attack power. Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 defense. Round 24: mx indigo attacks! Round 25: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 934 damage. Round 25: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con VIII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume. After Battle: You gain 6 Smarm After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you. You gain 21532 Meat After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm. You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack After Battle: You gain 14 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 17 Smarm Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Kitchen Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 524 to 525 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 525 to 526 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh > Running fight Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh. Stay tuned for details. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 526 to 527 Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None use 1 Spooky Putty monster Preference spookyPuttyMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to None [12124] Spooky Putty Monster Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320162333 to 20240320162340 Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 527 to 528 Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) You gain 56 Meat. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that? You gain 78 Meat. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 9 damage. Round 17: You lose 1 hit point Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM! Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 5 damage. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO! Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power. Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense. Round 23: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE 3: BACK IN THE HABIT! Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 31 damage. Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 attack power. Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 defense. Round 24: mx indigo attacks! Round 25: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 893 damage. Round 25: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con V, when both BoozeBarbarian the Wonderful and Samantha the Fishy complimented you on your dancing. After Battle: You gain 10 Roguishness After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you. You gain 22025 Meat After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm. You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 24 Sarcasm Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Kitchen Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 528 to 529 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 529 to 530 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh > Running fight Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh. Stay tuned for details. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 530 to 531 Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None use 1 Rain-Doh box full of monster Preference rainDohMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to None [12125] Rain-Doh box full of monster Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320162340 to 20240320162348 Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 531 to 532 Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that? You gain 85 Meat. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 7: You lose 1 hit point Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 73 Meat. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 7 damage. Round 18: You lose 1 hit point Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM! Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 5 damage. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 22: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 22: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO! Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power. Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense. Round 23: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE 3: BACK IN THE HABIT! Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 30 damage. Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 attack power. Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 defense. Round 24: mx indigo attacks! Round 25: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 867 damage. Round 25: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con 3-D, when you armwrestled Ferris the Kind. You lost, but it was a good workout! After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you. You gain 21374 Meat After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm. You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: You gain 10 Strongness After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 20 Cheek Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Kitchen Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 532 to 533 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 533 to 534 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo [12126] Rest in your bed in the Chateau You gain 113 Mojo Points You gain 100 Strongness Preference timesRested changed from 3 to 4 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 534 to 535 > Finished Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh Maximizer: MP equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 535 to 536 equip weapon frying brainpan equip off-hand red wagon equip back sea shawl equip shirt sea salt scrubs equip pants Jeans of Loathing equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze Unequip Angry Jung Man equip familiar Mayflower bouquet use 18 How to Avoid Scams You acquire an effect: How to Scam Tourists (360) use 1 How to Avoid Scams You acquire an effect: How to Scam Tourists (20) [12126] Rest in your bed in the Chateau You gain 280 hit points You gain 132 Mojo Points You gain 100 Muscleboundness Preference timesRested changed from 4 to 5 cast 36 Leash of Linguini You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (360) [12126] Rest in your bed in the Chateau You gain 246 hit points You gain 110 Mojo Points You gain 100 Muscleboundness Preference timesRested changed from 5 to 6 [12126] Rest in your bed in the Chateau You gain 117 hit points You gain 148 Mojo Points You gain 100 Strongness Preference timesRested changed from 6 to 7 cast 36 Disco Leer You acquire an effect: Disco Leer (360) uneffect Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance use 6 Mountain Stream soda You gain 214 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 536 to 537 use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 39 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 537 to 538 cast 41 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (410) use 12 Mountain Stream soda You gain 451 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 538 to 539 cast 38 Singer's Faithful Ocelot You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (380) use 19 Mountain Stream soda You gain 677 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 539 to 540 use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 38 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 540 to 541 cast 19 Drescher's Annoying Noise You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (380) use 28 Mountain Stream soda You gain 991 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 541 to 542 cast 38 Pride of the Puffin You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (380) use 5 Mountain Stream soda You gain 163 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 542 to 543 use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 30 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 543 to 544 use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 33 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 544 to 545 You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 545 to 546 remove from stash: 1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card You acquire an item: Platinum Yendorian Express Card Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 546 to 547 > Took Platinum Yendorian Express Card from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 547 to 548 You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 548 to 549 add to stash: 1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 549 to 550 > Returned Platinum Yendorian Express Card to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 550 to 551 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro use 1 fishy pipe You acquire an effect: Fishy (10) Preference _fishyPipeUsed changed from false to true > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf familiar Obtuse Angel (70 lbs) equip weapon haiku katana Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 551 to 552 equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 552 to 553 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 112.5 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe" equip hat Lens of Hatred Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 553 to 554 equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 554 to 555 equip back Buddy Bjorn Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 555 to 556 equip shirt origami pasties Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 556 to 557 equip pants Pantsgiving Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 557 to 558 equip acc2 stinky cheese eye Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 558 to 559 equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 559 to 560 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 560 to 561 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 561 to 562 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie familiar Hobo Monkey (77 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 562 to 563 equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 563 to 564 equip weapon frying brainpan Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 564 to 565 equip off-hand red wagon equip back sea shawl equip shirt sea salt scrubs equip pants Jeans of Loathing Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 565 to 566 equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 566 to 567 equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze equip weapon haiku katana Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 567 to 568 equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 568 to 569 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 112.5 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe" equip hat crumpled felt fedora Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 569 to 570 equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 570 to 571 equip back Buddy Bjorn Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 571 to 572 equip shirt origami pasties Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 572 to 573 equip pants repaid diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 573 to 574 equip acc2 stinky cheese eye Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 574 to 575 equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 575 to 576 Unequip Obtuse Angel Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 576 to 577 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 577 to 578 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 578 to 579 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 579 to 580 equip weapon frying brainpan Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 580 to 581 equip off-hand red wagon equip back sea shawl equip shirt sea salt scrubs equip pants Jeans of Loathing equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 581 to 582 equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze equip familiar Mayflower bouquet familiar Bloovian Groose (72 lbs) equip familiar amulet coin equip weapon haiku katana Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 582 to 583 equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 583 to 584 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe" equip hat crumpled felt fedora Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 584 to 585 equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 585 to 586 equip back Buddy Bjorn Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 586 to 587 equip shirt origami pasties Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 587 to 588 equip pants repaid diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 588 to 589 equip acc2 stinky cheese eye Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 589 to 590 equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 590 to 591 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 591 to 592 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie equip hat Crown of Thrones Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 592 to 593 enthrone none Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 593 to 594 equip hat crumpled felt fedora Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 594 to 595 bjornify Flaming Gravy Fairy (97 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 595 to 596 familiar Hobo Monkey (102 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 596 to 597 equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 597 to 598 equip weapon frying brainpan Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 598 to 599 equip off-hand red wagon equip back sea shawl equip shirt sea salt scrubs equip pants Jeans of Loathing equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 599 to 600 equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Barf Mountain familiar Crimbo Shrub (58 lbs) Unequip Bloovian Groose equip familiar amulet coin equip weapon haiku katana Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 600 to 601 equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 601 to 602 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet", 987.89 "bonus Pantsgiving" equip hat Lens of Hatred Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 602 to 603 equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 603 to 604 equip back Buddy Bjorn Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 604 to 605 equip shirt origami pasties Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 605 to 606 equip pants Pantsgiving Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 606 to 607 equip acc2 stinky cheese eye Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 607 to 608 equip acc3 cheap sunglasses Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 608 to 609 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 609 to 610 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Open a Big Red Present;skill Open a Big Red Present;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Open a Big Red Present;skill Open a Big Red Present;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 610 to 611 Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to Barf Mountain [12126] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage. You gain 2,939 Meat. You acquire an effect: Everything Looks Red (99) Round 1: You start to feel uncomfortably warm, and have to stop to empty some hot nuggets out of the Buddy Bjorn. You don't ask Flame-ey! where they came from, because you know you probably won't like the answer. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 12 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 11 defense. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 58 Meat. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 5: garbage tourist takes 10 damage. Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: Woddeus's bells jingle merrily. Round 18: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: Woddeus's bells jingle merrily. Round 19: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1637 damage. You gain 585 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con IV, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume. After Battle: You gain 7 Smarm Your familiar gains a pound: Woddeus, the 7 lb. Crimbo Shrub After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from your back and sighs. You gain 4645 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: Woddeus disinfects your wounds with spray snow and wraps them in tinsel. After Battle: You gain 58 hit points After Battle: Woddeus is so excited about Crimbo that he starts doing backflips. (+16 Stats) After Battle: You gain 13 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 13 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 29 Smarm You acquire an item: Arrow (+1) Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 44 to 45 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 34 to 35 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to garbage tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 611 to 612 > > Executing Wanderers/Digitize Wanderer (Underwater, for Green Taffy) Preference nextAdventure changed from Barf Mountain to The Briny Deeps familiar Hobo Monkey (72 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 612 to 613 equip hat aerated diving helmet Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 613 to 614 equip familiar das boot Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 614 to 615 Maximizer: -tie, 10 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cheap sunglasses", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -back, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -familiar, -hat, 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe" equip weapon cursed pirate cutlass Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 615 to 616 equip pants repaid diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 616 to 617 equip acc1 incredibly dense meat gem Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 617 to 618 equip acc2 Belt of Loathing Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 618 to 619 equip acc3 Sister Accessory Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 619 to 620 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 620 to 621 > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie bjornify Golden Monkey (99 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 621 to 622 > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);use pulled green taffy;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort "Expected a digitized Knob Goblin Embezzler, but encountered something else.";" > Autoattack macro: use pulled green taffy;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 622 to 623 Preference lastAdventure changed from Barf Mountain to The Briny Deeps [12127] The Briny Deeps Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to Knob Goblin Embezzler Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonsterCount changed from 0 to 1 Preference relayCounters changed from 12134:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:12144:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif:12126:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif to 12134:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:12144:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif Preference relayCounters changed from 12134:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:12144:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif to 12134:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:12144:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif:12146:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 623 to 624 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > In fight, trying to get away to return items to stash... Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Round 1: mx indigo attacks! Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 1041 damage. Round 2: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that? You gain 54 Meat. Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con V, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people. After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you. You gain 18797 Meat After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm. You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: embezzler's oil A dolphin stole: meat stack Preference dolphinItem changed from to meat stack After Battle: You gain 4 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 2 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 11 Smarm Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 624 to 625 You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 625 to 626 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 626 to 627 unequip pants Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 627 to 628 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 628 to 629 add to stash: 1 repaid diaper > Returned repaid diaper to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. add to stash: 1 mafia pointer finger ring > Returned mafia pointer finger ring to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 629 to 630 Preference logPreferenceChange changed from true to false > You fought 23 Knob Goblin Embezzler at the beginning of the day, and an additional 0 digitized Knob Goblin Embezzler throughout the day. Good work, probably! > Including this, you have fought 23 across all ascensions today > Extreme Items: > 2 Volcoino worth 109740 total > 1 cuppa Voraci tea worth 65700 total > 2 blue mana worth 46800 total > -3 Flaskfull of Hollow worth -47250 total > -111 BACON worth -19980 total > -74 Mountain Stream soda worth -17982 total > This run of garbo, across 24 turns you generated 760,630 meat, with 317,155 raw meat and 443,475 from items > So far today, across 24 turns you generated 760,630 meat, with 317,155 raw meat and 443,475 from items > Using adventure value 5000. > Local Version: 29c29418a70264f32aa9140c07cee65091eb5e94 (built from main@1359e614c80d46351c52bd2489cedcb81d117dd9) > Garbo is up to date! > Collecting garbage! Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference dontStopForCounters changed from false to true Preference hpAutoRecovery changed from 0.6 to -0.05 Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 1.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecovery changed from 0.05 to -0.05 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.2 to 0 Preference currentMood changed from default to apathetic Preference libramSkillsSoftcore changed from all to none Preference valueOfInventory changed from 1.8 to 2 Preference choiceAdventure1108 changed from 3 to 1 Preference choiceAdventure1340 changed from 0 to 1 Preference choiceAdventure1341 changed from 0 to 1 Preference shadowLabyrinthGoal changed from browser to effects You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 636 to 637 remove from stash: 1 repaid diaper You acquire an item: repaid diaper > Took repaid diaper from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 637 to 638 remove from stash: 1 mafia pointer finger ring You acquire an item: mafia pointer finger ring > Took mafia pointer finger ring from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 638 to 639 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 639 to 640 > Skipping fancy chocolate sculpture; too expensive (71890 > 30000). mallsearch "possessed sugar cube" > ===== FULL DIET ===== > Planning to fight 6 embezzlers and run 403 adventures > 3 (max 3) mojo filter value: 0 price: 30000 > 1 (max 1) Rethinking Candy(barf) value: 22500 (additional value: 22500) price: 0 > 1 (max 1) Extrovermectin™ value: 75000 (additional value: 75000) price: 36000 > Assuming MPA of 5000, Total Cost 66000, Total Value 97500, Net Value 31500 > Trying to acquire 0 jars of Special Seasoning; max price 5000. > Considering item mojo filter. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 3. > Based on organ-cleaning, planning to consume 3. > Trying to acquire 3 mojo filters; max price 10000. use 3 mojo filter Preference currentMojoFilters changed from 0 to 3 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 640 to 641 > Considering item Rethinking Candy. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. mallsearch "Glo-Pop" Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 641 to 642 buy 1 Glo-Pop for 105 each from shop #1053259 on 20240320 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 642 to 643 cast 1 Sweet Synthesis Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 643 to 644 synthesize 1 Glo-Pop, sugar sheet You acquire an effect: Synthesis: Greed (30) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 644 to 645 > Considering item Extrovermectin™. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. > Trying to acquire 1 Extrovermectin™s; max price 75000. Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 20000 to 75000 mallsearch "Extrovermectin™" buy 1 Extrovermectin™ for 36000 each from shop #1483803 on 20240320 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 645 to 646 Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 75000 to 20000 chew 1 Extrovermectin™ Preference beGregariousCharges changed from 0 to 1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 646 to 647 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Daily Familiars/Moveable feast > CCS: [default]\n ";" You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 647 to 648 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 648 to 649 You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 649 to 650 > > Executing Daily/Configure I Voted! Sticker > CCS: [default]\n ";" > > Executing Daily/Verify Horsery > CCS: [default]\n ";" > > Executing Daily/Check Barf Mountain Quest > CCS: [default]\n ";" Visiting the Employee Assignment Kiosk > > Executing Daily/Free Volcano Mining > CCS: [default]\n ";" Preference lastAdventure changed from The Briny Deeps to The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) Preference nextAdventure changed from The Briny Deeps to The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) [12128] The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) equip weapon high-temperature mining drill Preference lastAdventure changed from The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) to The Briny Deeps Maximizer: Hot Resistance -1weapon -1offhand -1familiar equip hat Goggles of Loathing Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 650 to 651 bjornify Bad Vibe (58 lbs) equip shirt Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat equip pants bakelite breeches equip acc1 training legwarmers equip acc2 Pocket Square of Loathing equip acc3 vial of hot blood equip acc3 Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter > Trying a spot. > Mining at square (4, 6) Preference lastAdventure changed from The Briny Deeps to The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) [12128] The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) You gain 27 Meat Preference lastAdventure changed from The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) to The Briny Deeps Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 651 to 652 > > > === Report: Results this Session === > > Obtained 0 1,970 carat golds in 1 turns. > Total session gold value: 0 meat > Average session value: 0 meat/adventure > Runtime: 4.0 secs, or 4000ms/adv at 0 meat/second > > > === Version Lifetime (data/pjbminer_data.txt) === > > Obtained 2 gold pieces for 39400 meat. > Used 78 secs to spend 29 adventures. > Average gain: 1358 meat / adv > > > > > Executing Daily Items/Clear Existing Rufus Quest > CCS: [default]\n ";" > > Executing Daily Items/Treat familiar Trick-or-Treating Tot (60 lbs) equip weapon porcelain police baton equip off-hand porcelain pepper mill equip hat porcelain porkpie equip back porcelain pelerine equip pants porcelain plus-fours equip acc1 porcelain phantom mask > CCS: [default]\n "abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!";" > Autoattack macro: abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!"; place.php?whichplace=town&action=town_trickortreat Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference choiceAdventure1324 changed from 0 to 5 Preference choiceAdventure1387 changed from to 2 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Free Fight/Trick familiar Angry Jung Man (71 lbs) equip hat wolfman mask Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -hat, 142.2 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.71 "bonus Mayflower bouquet", 987.89 "bonus Pantsgiving" equip weapon cursed pirate cutlass Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 652 to 653 equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 653 to 654 equip back Buddy Bjorn Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 654 to 655 equip shirt Stephen's lab coat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 655 to 656 equip pants Pantsgiving Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 656 to 657 equip acc1 stinky cheese eye Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 657 to 658 equip acc2 Belt of Loathing Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 658 to 659 equip acc3 bakelite badge Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 659 to 660 Unequip Pair of Stomping Boots Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 660 to 661 equip familiar Snow Suit Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 661 to 662 Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Tailor the Snow Suit Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 662 to 663 Took choice 640/5: Restores 1-10 MP after combat choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=5 Preference snowsuit changed from nose to hat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 663 to 664 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 664 to 665 > Maximize: Familiar Weight Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit Took choice 640/3: +10% item drops, can drop carrot nose choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=3 Preference snowsuit changed from hat to nose Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 665 to 666 bjornify Flaming Gravy Fairy (97 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 666 to 667 > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 667 to 668 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 668 to 669 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 669 to 670 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 670 to 671 You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 671 to 672 > You have the following copy target sources untapped right now: > 3 from Be Gregarious > 1 from Be Gregarious (Set Up Crystal Ball) > 3 from Time-Spinner Preference nextAdventure changed from The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) to None Preference nextAdventure changed from None to The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) Maximizer: MP equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 672 to 673 equip weapon frying brainpan equip off-hand red wagon equip back sea shawl equip shirt sea salt scrubs equip pants Jeans of Loathing Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 673 to 674 equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 674 to 675 equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze equip familiar Mayflower bouquet You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 675 to 676 add to stash: 1 repaid diaper > Returned repaid diaper to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. add to stash: 1 mafia pointer finger ring > Returned mafia pointer finger ring to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 676 to 677 Preference logPreferenceChange changed from true to false > You fought 7 Knob Goblin Embezzler at the beginning of the day, and an additional 0 digitized Knob Goblin Embezzler throughout the day. Good work, probably! > Including this, you have fought 30 across all ascensions today > Extreme Items: > -1 sugar sheet worth -180 total > -1 minin' dynamite worth -3591 total > -3 mojo filter worth -27000 total > -3 mojo filter worth -27000 total > -1 minin' dynamite worth -3591 total > -1 sugar sheet worth -180 total > This run of garbo, across 0 turns you generated -66,849 meat, with -36,078 raw meat and -30,771 from items > So far today, across 24 turns you generated 693,781 meat, with 281,077 raw meat and 412,704 from items use 1 11-leaf clover You acquire an intrinsic: Lucky! Maximizer: meat equip hat crumpled felt fedora equip weapon garbage sticker equip off-hand Half a Purse You acquire an item: carpe equip back carpe equip shirt origami pasties equip pants Pantsgiving equip acc1 incredibly dense meat gem equip acc2 Belt of Loathing equip acc3 Uncle Hobo's belt Unequip Crimbo Shrub equip familiar amulet coin Maximizer: meat [12128] Cobb's Knob Treasury Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 1: mx indigo uses the alpine watercolor set! Round 2: mx indigo executes a macro! Round 2: mx indigo casts RUN LIKE THE WIND! Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 8 damage. Round 3: mx indigo casts BREAK IT ON DOWN! Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 10 damage. Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 9 damage. Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: mx indigo casts POP AND LOCK IT! Rave combo: Rave Nirvana Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 16 damage. You acquire an effect: Rave Nirvana (1) Round 5: mx indigo executes a macro! Round 5: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 72 Meat. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM! Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 7 damage. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: A lovegrub crawls out from under a nearby pile of refuse and delivers a little stack of Meat. You gain 98 Meat. After Battle: Dreamy! says, "the little dance that I am doing is symbolic of my sublimated desire for material goods," and winks at you. You gain 18322 Meat After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm. You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: You gain 5 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 9 Cheek > Using adventure value 5000. > Local Version: 29c29418a70264f32aa9140c07cee65091eb5e94 (built from main@1359e614c80d46351c52bd2489cedcb81d117dd9) > Garbo is up to date! > Collecting garbage! Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference dontStopForCounters changed from false to true Preference hpAutoRecovery changed from 0.6 to -0.05 Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 1.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecovery changed from 0.05 to -0.05 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.2 to 0 Preference currentMood changed from default to apathetic Preference libramSkillsSoftcore changed from all to none Preference valueOfInventory changed from 1.8 to 2 Preference choiceAdventure1108 changed from 3 to 1 Preference choiceAdventure1340 changed from 0 to 1 Preference choiceAdventure1341 changed from 0 to 1 Preference shadowLabyrinthGoal changed from browser to effects use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 38 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 680 to 681 You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 681 to 682 remove from stash: 1 repaid diaper You acquire an item: repaid diaper > Took repaid diaper from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. remove from stash: 1 mafia pointer finger ring You acquire an item: mafia pointer finger ring > Took mafia pointer finger ring from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 682 to 683 > Skipping fancy chocolate sculpture; too expensive (71890 > 30000). mallsearch "possessed sugar cube" Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Daily Familiars/Moveable feast > CCS: [default]\n ";" You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 683 to 684 You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 684 to 685 > > Executing Daily/Configure I Voted! Sticker > CCS: [default]\n ";" > > Executing Daily/Verify Horsery > CCS: [default]\n ";" > > Executing Daily/Check Barf Mountain Quest > CCS: [default]\n ";" Visiting the Employee Assignment Kiosk > > Executing Daily/Free Volcano Mining > CCS: [default]\n ";" cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 360 hit points Preference lastAdventure changed from Cobb's Knob Treasury to The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) Preference nextAdventure changed from Cobb's Knob Treasury to The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) [12129] The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) equip weapon high-temperature mining drill Preference lastAdventure changed from The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) to Cobb's Knob Treasury Maximizer: Hot Resistance -1weapon -1offhand -1familiar equip hat Goggles of Loathing equip back Buddy Bjorn bjornify Bad Vibe (58 lbs) equip shirt Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat equip pants bakelite breeches Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 685 to 686 equip acc1 training legwarmers equip acc2 Pocket Square of Loathing equip acc3 vial of hot blood equip acc3 Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter > Trying a spot. > Mining at square (2, 6) Preference lastAdventure changed from Cobb's Knob Treasury to The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) [12129] The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) Preference lastAdventure changed from The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) to Cobb's Knob Treasury > > > === Report: Results this Session === > > Obtained 0 1,970 carat golds in 1 turns. > Total session gold value: 0 meat > Average session value: 0 meat/adventure > Runtime: 6.0 secs, or 6000ms/adv at 0 meat/second > > > === Version Lifetime (data/pjbminer_data.txt) === > > Obtained 2 gold pieces for 39400 meat. > Used 84 secs to spend 30 adventures. > Average gain: 1313 meat / adv > > > > > Executing Daily Items/Clear Existing Rufus Quest > CCS: [default]\n ";" > > Executing Daily Items/Treat familiar Trick-or-Treating Tot (60 lbs) equip weapon porcelain police baton equip off-hand porcelain pepper mill equip hat porcelain porkpie equip back porcelain pelerine equip pants porcelain plus-fours equip acc1 porcelain phantom mask > CCS: [default]\n "abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!";" > Autoattack macro: abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!"; place.php?whichplace=town&action=town_trickortreat Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference choiceAdventure1324 changed from 0 to 5 Preference choiceAdventure1387 changed from to 2 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Free Fight/Trick familiar Angry Jung Man (81 lbs) equip hat wolfman mask Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -hat, 142.2 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.71 "bonus Mayflower bouquet", 987.89 "bonus Pantsgiving" equip weapon cursed pirate cutlass Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 686 to 687 equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 687 to 688 equip back Buddy Bjorn Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 688 to 689 equip shirt Stephen's lab coat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 689 to 690 equip pants Pantsgiving Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 690 to 691 equip acc1 stinky cheese eye Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 691 to 692 equip acc2 Belt of Loathing Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 692 to 693 equip acc3 bakelite badge Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 693 to 694 equip familiar Snow Suit Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 694 to 695 Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Tailor the Snow Suit Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 695 to 696 Took choice 640/5: Restores 1-10 MP after combat choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=5 Preference snowsuit changed from nose to hat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 696 to 697 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 697 to 698 > Maximize: Familiar Weight Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit Took choice 640/3: +10% item drops, can drop carrot nose choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=3 Preference snowsuit changed from hat to nose Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 698 to 699 bjornify Flaming Gravy Fairy (97 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 699 to 700 > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 700 to 701 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 701 to 702 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 702 to 703 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 703 to 704 You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 704 to 705 Preference nextAdventure changed from The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) to Friar Ceremony Location Preference nextAdventure changed from Friar Ceremony Location to None Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Friar Ceremony Location Maximizer: MP equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 705 to 706 equip weapon frying brainpan equip off-hand red wagon equip back carpe equip shirt sea salt scrubs equip pants Jeans of Loathing Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 706 to 707 equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 707 to 708 equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze equip familiar Mayflower bouquet uneffect Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10) use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 34 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 708 to 709 use 2 pulled blue taffy You acquire an effect: Blue Swayed (20) You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 709 to 710 remove from stash: 1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card You acquire an item: Platinum Yendorian Express Card Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 710 to 711 > Took Platinum Yendorian Express Card from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 711 to 712 You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 712 to 713 add to stash: 1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 713 to 714 > Returned Platinum Yendorian Express Card to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 714 to 715 museum.php?action=icehouse familiar Hobo Monkey (58 lbs) > Running fight Chateau Painting Preference nextAdventure changed from Friar Ceremony Location to Noob Cave equip hat Crown of Thrones Maximizer: -tie, 10 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cheap sunglasses", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -hat, 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe" equip weapon cursed pirate cutlass Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 715 to 716 equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 716 to 717 equip shirt origami pasties Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 717 to 718 equip pants repaid diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 718 to 719 equip acc1 incredibly dense meat gem Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 719 to 720 equip acc2 Belt of Loathing Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 720 to 721 equip acc3 Sister Accessory Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 721 to 722 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 722 to 723 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 723 to 724 > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie enthrone Golden Monkey (100 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 724 to 725 > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Chateau Painting. Stay tuned for details. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 725 to 726 Preference _chateauMonsterFought changed from false to true Preference lastAdventure changed from Cobb's Knob Treasury to None Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None [12129] Chateau Painting Preference lastEncounter changed from Tailor the Snow Suit to Knob Goblin Embezzler Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320171542 to 20240320171800 Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 726 to 727 Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Round 1: mx indigo casts BE GREGARIOUS! Round 2: Mysterious Urquchillay shrieks and tosses some golden nuggets at your foe. They land six inches in front of you, so you pick them up. You acquire an item: gold nuggets Preference beGregariousCharges changed from 1 to 0 Preference beGregariousFightsLeft changed from 0 to 3 Round 2: mx indigo casts DIGITIZE! Round 3: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that? You gain 83 Meat. Preference _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonsterCount changed from 2 to 0 Preference relayCounters changed from 12134:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:12144:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif:12146:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif to 12134:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:12144:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif Preference _tempRelayCounters changed from to 7:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif| Preference _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonster changed from to Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _sourceTerminalDigitizeUses changed from 1 to 2 Round 3: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence You gain 65 Meat. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 11: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 11: You lose 1 hit point Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 17: You lose 1 hit point Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM! Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 5 damage. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO! Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power. Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense. Round 23: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE 3: BACK IN THE HABIT! Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 29 damage. Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 attack power. Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 defense. Round 24: mx indigo attacks! Round 25: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 786 damage. Round 25: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 25: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con V, when FitLewis taught you to play that really complicated board game. After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet. Preference lovebugsItemDrop changed from 181 to 182 After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you. You gain 20574 Meat After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm. You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 13 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 16 Chutzpah Preference lastAdventure changed from None to Cobb's Knob Treasury Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 727 to 728 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 728 to 729 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 37 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 729 to 730 > Finished Chateau Painting familiar Urchin Urchin (84 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 730 to 731 Unequip Hobo Monkey Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 731 to 732 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 732 to 733 Maximizer: -tie, meat, "equip aerated diving helmet", -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones equip hat aerated diving helmet Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 733 to 734 equip weapon garbage sticker equip off-hand Half a Purse use 1 Clara's bell Preference noncombatForcerActive changed from false to true Preference _claraBellUsed changed from false to true Preference choiceAdventure918 changed from 0 to 1 Preference nextAdventure changed from None to The Sunken Party Yacht Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Yacht, See? Encounter: Yacht, See? Preference relayCounters changed from 12134:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:12144:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif to 12134:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:12144:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif:12136:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif Preference _tempRelayCounters changed from 7:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif| to Preference lastAdventure changed from Cobb's Knob Treasury to The Sunken Party Yacht [12130] The Sunken Party Yacht Took choice 720/1: (secret choice) choice.php?whichchoice=720&option=1&plant=33&pwd Preference _floristPlantsUsed changed from to Crookweed [12130] The Sunken Party Yacht Preference lastEncounter changed from Yacht, See? to Yachtzee! Encounter: Yachtzee! Preference noncombatForcerActive changed from true to false Took choice 918/1: get cocktail ingredients (sometimes Ultimate Mind Destroyer) choice.php?whichchoice=918&option=1&pwd You acquire an item: bottle of gin You acquire an item: bottle of gin You acquire an item: bottle of whiskey You acquire an item: lemon You acquire an item: lemon You acquire an item: strawberry You acquire an item: magical ice cubes You acquire an item: magical ice cubes Preference encountersUntilYachtzeeChoice changed from 20 to 19 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 734 to 735 > Running fight Be Gregarious Preference nextAdventure changed from The Sunken Party Yacht to Noob Cave familiar Hobo Monkey (93 lbs) Unequip Urchin Urchin equip familiar amulet coin equip hat Crown of Thrones Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 735 to 736 custom outfit Script Outfit 1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 736 to 737 > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Be Gregarious. Stay tuned for details. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 737 to 738 Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren Preference lastAdventure changed from The Sunken Party Yacht to The Dire Warren [12131] The Dire Warren Preference lastEncounter changed from Yachtzee! to Knob Goblin Embezzler Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320171800 to 20240320171825 Preference beGregariousFightsLeft changed from 3 to 2 Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence You gain 78 Meat. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that? You gain 100 Meat. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM! Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 5 damage. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO! Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power. Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense. Round 23: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE 3: BACK IN THE HABIT! Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 30 damage. Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 attack power. Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 defense. Round 24: mx indigo attacks! Round 25: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 785 damage. Round 25: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VII, when you and MeatThug the Majestic totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious. After Battle: You gain 9 Smarm After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you. You gain 17401 Meat After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm. You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: moist barrel After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 12 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 19 Chutzpah You gain a Moxie point! Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 738 to 739 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 739 to 740 > Finished Be Gregarious > Running fight Be Gregarious Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Be Gregarious. Stay tuned for details. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 740 to 741 Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren [12132] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320171825 to 20240320171832 Preference beGregariousFightsLeft changed from 2 to 1 Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 2: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that? You gain 68 Meat. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 74 Meat. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM! Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 5 damage. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 22: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 22: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO! Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power. Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense. Round 23: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE 3: BACK IN THE HABIT! Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 31 damage. Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 attack power. Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 defense. Round 24: mx indigo attacks! Round 25: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 871 damage. Round 25: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con XII, when you and Admiral Great totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious. After Battle: You gain 9 Cheek After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you. You gain 17058 Meat After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm. You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor After Battle: You gain 10 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 7 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 21 Sarcasm Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 741 to 742 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 742 to 743 use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 36 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 743 to 744 > Finished Be Gregarious > Running fight Be Gregarious Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Be Gregarious. Stay tuned for details. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 744 to 745 Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren [12133] The Dire Warren Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320171832 to 20240320171840 Preference beGregariousFightsLeft changed from 1 to 0 Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: Mysterious Urquchillay shrieks and tosses some golden nuggets at your foe. They land six inches in front of you, so you pick them up. You acquire an item: gold nuggets Round 2: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that? You gain 95 Meat. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 10 damage. Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 47 Meat. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM! Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 5 damage. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO! Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power. Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense. Round 23: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 23: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE 3: BACK IN THE HABIT! Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 31 damage. Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 attack power. Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 defense. Round 24: mx indigo attacks! Round 25: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 772 damage. Round 25: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con 3-D, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people. After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately. Preference lovebugsMuscle changed from 751 to 755 After Battle: You gain 4 Strengthliness After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you. You gain 19767 Meat After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm. You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil You acquire an item: moist barrel After Battle: You gain 10 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 21 Smarm Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 745 to 746 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 746 to 747 use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 39 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 747 to 748 > Finished Be Gregarious > Running fight Time-Spinner Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Time-Spinner. Stay tuned for details. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 748 to 749 use 1 Time-Spinner Preference lastAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to None Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None [12134] Time-Spinner Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 749 to 750 Took choice 1195/1: (secret choice) choice.php?whichchoice=1195&option=1&pwd Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Travel to a Recent Fight Encounter: Travel to a Recent Fight Took choice 1196/1: Spin and Fight! choice.php?whichchoice=1196&monid=530&option=1 [12134] A Recent Fight Preference lastEncounter changed from Travel to a Recent Fight to Knob Goblin Embezzler Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _timeSpinnerMinutesUsed changed from 0 to 3 Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320171840 to 20240320171848 Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 750 to 751 Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: Mysterious Urquchillay shrieks and tosses some golden nuggets at your foe. They land six inches in front of you, so you pick them up. You acquire an item: gold nuggets You gain 45 Meat. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 9: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that? You gain 77 Meat. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM! Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 5 damage. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO! Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power. Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense. Round 23: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE 3: BACK IN THE HABIT! Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 31 damage. Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 attack power. Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 defense. Round 24: mx indigo attacks! Round 25: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 787 damage. Round 25: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con XI, when you and Sexy Gabriella and BurritoGabriella won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge! After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you. You gain 21337 Meat After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm. You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: You gain 8 Strongness After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 22 Smarm Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Dire Warren Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 751 to 752 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 752 to 753 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Time-Spinner > Running fight Time-Spinner Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Time-Spinner. Stay tuned for details. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 753 to 754 use 1 Time-Spinner Preference lastAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to None Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None [12135] Time-Spinner Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 754 to 755 Took choice 1195/1: (secret choice) choice.php?whichchoice=1195&option=1&pwd Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Travel to a Recent Fight Encounter: Travel to a Recent Fight Took choice 1196/1: Spin and Fight! choice.php?whichchoice=1196&monid=530&option=1 [12135] A Recent Fight Preference lastEncounter changed from Travel to a Recent Fight to Knob Goblin Embezzler Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _timeSpinnerMinutesUsed changed from 3 to 6 Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320171848 to 20240320171856 Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 755 to 756 Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 3: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that? You gain 57 Meat. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 42 Meat. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 9: You lose 1 hit point Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 7 damage. Round 12: You lose 1 hit point Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM! Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 6 damage. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 22: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 22: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO! Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power. Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense. Round 23: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE 3: BACK IN THE HABIT! Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 30 damage. Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 attack power. Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 defense. Round 24: mx indigo attacks! Round 25: You lose 16 hit points Round 25: mx indigo casts SAUCEGEYSER! Round 26: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 354 damage. Round 26: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VI, when you and ReadyBearSeal totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious. After Battle: You gain 8 Chutzpah After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you. You gain 18534 Meat After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm. You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 7 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 24 Cheek Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Dire Warren Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 756 to 757 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 757 to 758 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 35 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 758 to 759 use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 37 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 759 to 760 > Finished Time-Spinner > Running fight Time-Spinner Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Noob Cave > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Time-Spinner. Stay tuned for details. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 760 to 761 use 1 Time-Spinner Preference lastAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to None Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None [12136] Time-Spinner Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 761 to 762 Took choice 1195/1: (secret choice) choice.php?whichchoice=1195&option=1&pwd Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Travel to a Recent Fight Encounter: Travel to a Recent Fight Took choice 1196/1: Spin and Fight! choice.php?whichchoice=1196&monid=530&option=1 [12136] A Recent Fight Preference lastEncounter changed from Travel to a Recent Fight to Knob Goblin Embezzler Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _timeSpinnerMinutesUsed changed from 6 to 9 Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320171856 to 20240320171904 Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 762 to 763 Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that? You gain 59 Meat. You gain 66 Meat. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 10 damage. Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 9: You lose 1 hit point Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM! Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 5 damage. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO! Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power. Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense. Round 23: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE 3: BACK IN THE HABIT! Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 30 damage. Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 attack power. Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 defense. Round 24: mx indigo attacks! Round 25: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 793 damage. Round 25: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con V, when you and Doctor Pizza and Stinky Makayla won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge! After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet. Preference lovebugsItemDrop changed from 182 to 183 After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you. You gain 18478 Meat After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm. You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor After Battle: You gain 7 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 11 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 20 Sarcasm Preference relayCounters changed from 12134:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:12144:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif:12136:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif to 12144:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif:12136:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Dire Warren Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 763 to 764 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 764 to 765 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > Finished Time-Spinner > Running fight Digitize > Wandering at The Deep Dark Jungle for expected value 321.23 (Lovebugs The Deep Dark Jungle) Preference nextAdventure changed from None to The Deep Dark Jungle > Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie > Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Digitize. Stay tuned for details. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 765 to 766 Preference lastAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to The Deep Dark Jungle [12137] The Deep Dark Jungle Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320171904 to 20240320171911 Preference _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonsterCount changed from 0 to 1 Preference relayCounters changed from 12144:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif:12136:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif to 12144:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif Preference relayCounters changed from 12144:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif to 12144:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif:12156:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: Mysterious Urquchillay shrieks and tosses some golden nuggets at your foe. They land six inches in front of you, so you pick them up. You acquire an item: gold nuggets Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that? You gain 56 Meat. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 65 Meat. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 7 damage. Round 15: You lose 1 hit point Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 6 damage. Round 21: You lose 1 hit point Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM! Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 6 damage. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO! Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power. Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense. Round 23: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE 3: BACK IN THE HABIT! Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 29 damage. Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 attack power. Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 defense. Round 24: mx indigo attacks! Round 25: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 791 damage. Round 25: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con IV, when you and BearTitle and DeftGirl won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge! After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet. Preference lovebugsItemDrop changed from 183 to 184 After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience. After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you. You gain 20926 Meat After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm. You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 10 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 21 Smarm Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 766 to 767 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 767 to 768 use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 33 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 768 to 769 > Finished Digitize Preference nextAdventure changed from The Deep Dark Jungle to None Preference nextAdventure changed from None to The Deep Dark Jungle Maximizer: MP equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 769 to 770 equip weapon frying brainpan equip off-hand red wagon equip shirt sea salt scrubs equip pants hobo dungarees equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze Unequip Angry Jung Man equip familiar Mayflower bouquet uneffect Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance use 3 Mountain Stream soda You gain 102 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 770 to 771 use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 36 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 771 to 772 cast 40 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (400) use 4 Mountain Stream soda You gain 142 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 772 to 773 use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 31 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 773 to 774 You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 774 to 775 remove from stash: 1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card You acquire an item: Platinum Yendorian Express Card Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 775 to 776 > Took Platinum Yendorian Express Card from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 776 to 777 You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 777 to 778 add to stash: 1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 778 to 779 > Returned Platinum Yendorian Express Card to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 779 to 780 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf familiar Obtuse Angel (58 lbs) equip familiar amulet coin equip weapon haiku katana Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 780 to 781 equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 781 to 782 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe" equip hat Crown of Thrones Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 782 to 783 equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 783 to 784 equip shirt origami pasties Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 784 to 785 equip pants Pantsgiving Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 785 to 786 equip acc2 stinky cheese eye Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 786 to 787 equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 787 to 788 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 788 to 789 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie equip back Buddy Bjorn Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 789 to 790 bjornify none Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 790 to 791 equip back carpe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 791 to 792 enthrone Flaming Gravy Fairy (60 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 792 to 793 familiar Hobo Monkey (65 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 793 to 794 equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 794 to 795 equip weapon frying brainpan Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 795 to 796 equip off-hand red wagon equip shirt sea salt scrubs equip pants hobo dungarees Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 796 to 797 equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 797 to 798 equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze equip weapon haiku katana Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 798 to 799 equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 799 to 800 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 112.5 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe" equip hat Crown of Thrones Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 800 to 801 equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 801 to 802 equip shirt origami pasties Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 802 to 803 equip pants repaid diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 803 to 804 equip acc2 stinky cheese eye Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 804 to 805 equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 805 to 806 Unequip Obtuse Angel Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 806 to 807 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 807 to 808 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 808 to 809 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie enthrone Golden Monkey (72 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 809 to 810 equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 810 to 811 equip weapon frying brainpan Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 811 to 812 equip off-hand red wagon equip shirt sea salt scrubs equip pants hobo dungarees equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 812 to 813 equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze equip familiar Mayflower bouquet familiar Bloovian Groose (60 lbs) equip familiar amulet coin equip weapon haiku katana Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 813 to 814 equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 814 to 815 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe" equip hat Crown of Thrones Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 815 to 816 equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 816 to 817 equip shirt origami pasties Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 817 to 818 equip pants repaid diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 818 to 819 equip acc2 stinky cheese eye Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 819 to 820 equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 820 to 821 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 821 to 822 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie enthrone Flaming Gravy Fairy (75 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 822 to 823 familiar Hobo Monkey (80 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 823 to 824 equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 824 to 825 equip weapon frying brainpan Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 825 to 826 equip off-hand red wagon equip shirt sea salt scrubs equip pants hobo dungarees equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 826 to 827 equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze Preference nextAdventure changed from The Deep Dark Jungle to Barf Mountain equip weapon haiku katana Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 827 to 828 equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 828 to 829 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet", 987.89 "bonus Pantsgiving" equip hat Crown of Thrones Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 829 to 830 equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 830 to 831 equip shirt origami pasties Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 831 to 832 equip pants Pantsgiving Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 832 to 833 equip acc2 stinky cheese eye Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 833 to 834 equip acc3 cheap sunglasses Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 834 to 835 Unequip Bloovian Groose Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 835 to 836 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 836 to 837 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 837 to 838 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 838 to 839 Preference lastAdventure changed from The Deep Dark Jungle to Barf Mountain [12138] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 69 Meat. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that? You gain 74 Meat. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 4: garbage tourist takes 8 damage. Round 4: You lose 1 hit point Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1560 damage. You gain 420 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con X, when you and VoidRaccoon and LiverLankyWarrior won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge! After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you. You gain 4419 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: You gain 12 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 19 Roguishness Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 45 to 46 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 36 to 37 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to garbage tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 839 to 840 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 31 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 840 to 841 [12139] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to Knob Goblin Embezzler Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _romanticFightsLeft changed from 3 to 2 Preference relayCounters changed from 12144:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif:12156:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif to 12156:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif Preference relayCounters changed from 12156:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif to 12156:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif:12153:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif Preference relayCounters changed from 12156:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif:12153:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif to 12156:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif:12153:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:12163:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 10 damage. Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Preference lastMacroError changed from Macro Aborted ("abort "Expected a digitized Knob Goblin Embezzler, but encountered something else."") to Macro Aborted ("abort") Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 841 to 842 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > In fight, trying to get away to return items to stash... Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Round 1: mx indigo attacks! Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 1188 damage. Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that? You gain 96 Meat. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 2 attack power. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 5 damage. Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VII, when you and Lady Defense took turns doing benchpresses with Lord Super's car. Wait, did that really happen? After Battle: You gain 9 Fortitude After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat. Preference lovebugsMeatDrop changed from 42 to 43 After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you. You gain 15347 Meat After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm. You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: You gain 4 Strongness After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 10 Sarcasm Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 46 to 47 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 37 to 38 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 842 to 843 You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 843 to 844 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 844 to 845 add to stash: 1 repaid diaper > Returned repaid diaper to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. unequip acc1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 845 to 846 add to stash: 1 mafia pointer finger ring > Returned mafia pointer finger ring to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 846 to 847 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 847 to 848 Preference logPreferenceChange changed from true to false > You fought 15 Knob Goblin Embezzler at the beginning of the day, and an additional 0 digitized Knob Goblin Embezzler throughout the day. Good work, probably! > Including this, you have fought 45 across all ascensions today > Extreme Items: > 27 meat stack worth 2700 total > 9 Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau worth 522 total > 4 gold nuggets worth 400 total > -2 pulled blue taffy worth -7738 total > -18 Mountain Stream soda worth -4374 total > 16 Source essence worth 16 total > This run of garbo, across 11 turns you generated 168,302 meat, with 175,577 raw meat and -7,275 from items > So far today, across 35 turns you generated 862,083 meat, with 456,654 raw meat and 405,429 from items > Using adventure value 5000. > Local Version: 29c29418a70264f32aa9140c07cee65091eb5e94 (built from main@1359e614c80d46351c52bd2489cedcb81d117dd9) > Garbo is up to date! > Collecting garbage! Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference dontStopForCounters changed from false to true Preference hpAutoRecovery changed from 0.6 to -0.05 Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 1.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecovery changed from 0.05 to -0.05 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.2 to 0 Preference currentMood changed from default to apathetic Preference libramSkillsSoftcore changed from all to none Preference valueOfInventory changed from 1.8 to 2 Preference choiceAdventure1108 changed from 3 to 1 Preference choiceAdventure1340 changed from 0 to 1 Preference choiceAdventure1341 changed from 0 to 1 Preference shadowLabyrinthGoal changed from browser to effects You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 854 to 855 remove from stash: 1 repaid diaper You acquire an item: repaid diaper > Took repaid diaper from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 855 to 856 remove from stash: 1 mafia pointer finger ring You acquire an item: mafia pointer finger ring > Took mafia pointer finger ring from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 856 to 857 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 857 to 858 > Skipping fancy chocolate sculpture; too expensive (71890 > 30000). mallsearch "possessed sugar cube" Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Daily Familiars/Moveable feast > CCS: [default]\n ";" You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 858 to 859 You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 859 to 860 > > Executing Daily/Configure I Voted! Sticker > CCS: [default]\n ";" > > Executing Daily/Verify Horsery > CCS: [default]\n ";" > > Executing Daily/Check Barf Mountain Quest > CCS: [default]\n ";" Visiting the Employee Assignment Kiosk > > Executing Daily/Free Volcano Mining > CCS: [default]\n ";" cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 390 hit points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 860 to 861 Preference lastAdventure changed from Barf Mountain to The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) Preference nextAdventure changed from Barf Mountain to The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) [12140] The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) equip weapon high-temperature mining drill Preference lastAdventure changed from The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) to Barf Mountain Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 861 to 862 Maximizer: Hot Resistance -1weapon -1offhand -1familiar equip hat Goggles of Loathing equip back Buddy Bjorn bjornify Bad Vibe (36 lbs) equip shirt Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat equip pants bakelite breeches Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 862 to 863 equip acc1 training legwarmers equip acc2 Pocket Square of Loathing Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 863 to 864 equip acc3 vial of hot blood equip acc3 Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter > Trying a spot. > Mining at square (5, 6) Preference lastAdventure changed from Barf Mountain to The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) [12140] The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) You gain 27 Meat Preference _unaccompaniedMinerUsed changed from 4 to 5 Preference lastAdventure changed from The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) to Barf Mountain Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 864 to 865 > > > === Report: Results this Session === > > Obtained 0 1,970 carat golds in 1 turns. > Total session gold value: 0 meat > Average session value: 0 meat/adventure > Runtime: 6.0 secs, or 6000ms/adv at 0 meat/second > > > === Version Lifetime (data/pjbminer_data.txt) === > > Obtained 2 gold pieces for 39400 meat. > Used 90 secs to spend 31 adventures. > Average gain: 1270 meat / adv > > > > > Executing Daily Items/Clear Existing Rufus Quest > CCS: [default]\n ";" > > Executing Daily Items/Treat familiar Trick-or-Treating Tot (48 lbs) equip weapon porcelain police baton equip off-hand porcelain pepper mill equip hat porcelain porkpie equip back porcelain pelerine equip pants porcelain plus-fours equip acc1 porcelain phantom mask > CCS: [default]\n "abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!";" > Autoattack macro: abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!"; place.php?whichplace=town&action=town_trickortreat Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference choiceAdventure1324 changed from 0 to 5 Preference choiceAdventure1387 changed from to 2 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Free Fight/Trick familiar Angry Jung Man (59 lbs) equip hat wolfman mask Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -hat, 142.2 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.71 "bonus Mayflower bouquet", 987.89 "bonus Pantsgiving" equip weapon cursed pirate cutlass Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 865 to 866 equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 866 to 867 equip back Buddy Bjorn Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 867 to 868 equip shirt Stephen's lab coat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 868 to 869 equip pants Pantsgiving Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 869 to 870 equip acc1 stinky cheese eye Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 870 to 871 equip acc2 Belt of Loathing Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 871 to 872 equip acc3 bakelite badge Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 872 to 873 equip familiar Snow Suit Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 873 to 874 Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Tailor the Snow Suit Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 874 to 875 Took choice 640/5: Restores 1-10 MP after combat choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=5 Preference snowsuit changed from nose to hat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 875 to 876 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 876 to 877 > Maximize: Familiar Weight Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit Took choice 640/3: +10% item drops, can drop carrot nose choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=3 Preference snowsuit changed from hat to nose Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 877 to 878 equip hat Crown of Thrones Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 878 to 879 enthrone none Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 879 to 880 equip hat wolfman mask Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 880 to 881 bjornify Flaming Gravy Fairy (85 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 881 to 882 > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 882 to 883 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 883 to 884 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference nextAdventure changed from The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) to None Preference nextAdventure changed from None to The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) Maximizer: MP equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 884 to 885 equip weapon frying brainpan equip off-hand red wagon equip back carpe equip shirt sea salt scrubs equip pants Jeans of Loathing Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 885 to 886 equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 886 to 887 equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze equip familiar Mayflower bouquet You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 887 to 888 remove from stash: 1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card You acquire an item: Platinum Yendorian Express Card Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 888 to 889 > Took Platinum Yendorian Express Card from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 889 to 890 You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 890 to 891 add to stash: 1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 891 to 892 > Returned Platinum Yendorian Express Card to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 892 to 893 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf familiar Obtuse Angel (53 lbs) Unequip Hobo Monkey equip familiar amulet coin equip weapon haiku katana Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 893 to 894 equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 894 to 895 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe" equip hat Crown of Thrones Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 895 to 896 equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 896 to 897 equip shirt origami pasties Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 897 to 898 equip pants Pantsgiving Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 898 to 899 equip acc2 stinky cheese eye Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 899 to 900 equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 900 to 901 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 901 to 902 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie equip back Buddy Bjorn Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 902 to 903 bjornify none Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 903 to 904 equip back carpe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 904 to 905 enthrone Flaming Gravy Fairy (55 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 905 to 906 familiar Angry Jung Man (60 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 906 to 907 equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 907 to 908 equip weapon frying brainpan Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 908 to 909 equip off-hand red wagon equip shirt sea salt scrubs equip pants Jeans of Loathing Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 909 to 910 equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 910 to 911 equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze familiar Hobo Monkey (55 lbs) Unequip Obtuse Angel equip familiar amulet coin equip weapon haiku katana Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 911 to 912 equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 912 to 913 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe" equip hat Crown of Thrones Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 913 to 914 equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 914 to 915 equip shirt origami pasties Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 915 to 916 equip pants repaid diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 916 to 917 equip acc2 stinky cheese eye Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 917 to 918 equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 918 to 919 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 919 to 920 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie familiar Angry Jung Man (75 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 920 to 921 equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 921 to 922 equip weapon frying brainpan Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 922 to 923 equip off-hand red wagon equip shirt sea salt scrubs equip pants Jeans of Loathing equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 923 to 924 equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze familiar Bloovian Groose (55 lbs) Unequip Hobo Monkey equip familiar amulet coin equip weapon haiku katana Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 924 to 925 equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 925 to 926 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe" equip hat Crown of Thrones Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 926 to 927 equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 927 to 928 equip shirt origami pasties Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 928 to 929 equip pants repaid diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 929 to 930 equip acc2 stinky cheese eye Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 930 to 931 equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 931 to 932 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 932 to 933 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie familiar Angry Jung Man (75 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 933 to 934 equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 934 to 935 equip weapon frying brainpan Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 935 to 936 equip off-hand red wagon equip shirt sea salt scrubs equip pants Jeans of Loathing equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 936 to 937 equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze Preference nextAdventure changed from The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) to Barf Mountain familiar Hobo Monkey (55 lbs) Unequip Bloovian Groose equip familiar amulet coin equip weapon haiku katana Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 937 to 938 equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 938 to 939 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet", 987.89 "bonus Pantsgiving" equip hat Crown of Thrones Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 939 to 940 equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 940 to 941 equip shirt origami pasties Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 941 to 942 equip pants Pantsgiving Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 942 to 943 equip acc2 stinky cheese eye Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 943 to 944 equip acc3 cheap sunglasses Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 944 to 945 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 945 to 946 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 946 to 947 [12140] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from Tailor the Snow Suit to angry tourist Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: angry tourist takes 11 damage. Round 1: angry tourist drops 19 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 14 defense. Round 1: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that? You gain 50 Meat. Round 1: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: angry tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: angry tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 62 Meat. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: angry tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 4: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 5: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 5: angry tourist takes 13 damage. Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 8: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 10: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 10: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 11: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 16: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 18: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 20: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: angry tourist takes 1204 damage. You gain 498 Meat. Round 22: angry tourist drops 5 attack power. Round 22: angry tourist drops 7 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IX, when CheesyWhatever the Kobold taught you to play that really complicated board game. After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness After Battle: A love cockroach trundles out from under a nearby pile of garbage and gives you a wadded-up bill. Preference lovebugsFunFunds changed from 4 to 5 Preference _lovebugsFunFunds changed from 0 to 1 You acquire an item: FunFunds™ After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you. You gain 4526 Meat After Battle: Although they won't admit it publicly, biologists agree that the angry tourist has a secret bone in its groin, that if you stick it up your nose, it will grant you a wish. Preference _bookOfFactsWishes changed from 1 to 2 You acquire an item: pocket wish After Battle: You gain 8 Strongness After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 22 Sarcasm Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 47 to 48 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 38 to 39 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to angry tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 947 to 948 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 33 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 948 to 949 [12141] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that? You gain 59 Meat. You gain 62 Meat. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 12: garbage tourist takes 9 damage. Round 12: You lose 1 hit point Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 15: garbage tourist takes 11 damage. Round 15: You lose 1 hit point Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1196 damage. You gain 410 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense. Round 22: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con II, when both MadMorgan and SuperBumblebee complimented you on your dancing. After Battle: You gain 9 Chutzpah After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet. Preference lovebugsItemDrop changed from 184 to 185 After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you. You gain 4848 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 10 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 10 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 20 Sarcasm Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 48 to 49 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 39 to 40 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 949 to 950 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12142] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 60 Meat. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that? You gain 59 Meat. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1218 damage. You gain 557 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con XI, when you and AwesomeSection the Great and BoogerStork won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge! After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness After Battle: A love cockroach trundles out from under a nearby pile of garbage and gives you a wadded-up bill. Preference lovebugsFunFunds changed from 5 to 6 Preference _lovebugsFunFunds changed from 1 to 2 You acquire an item: FunFunds™ After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you. You gain 3946 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 11 Strongness You gain a Muscle point! After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 24 Roguishness You acquire an item: Lapis Lazuli Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 49 to 50 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 40 to 41 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 950 to 951 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 30 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 951 to 952 [12143] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 11 damage. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 12 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 15 defense. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. You gain 60 Meat. Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 3: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that? You gain 69 Meat. Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: horrible tourist family takes 10 damage. Round 16: You lose 1 hit point Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1187 damage. You gain 510 Meat. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 8 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 6 defense. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con II, when Lady Great taught you to play that really complicated board game. After Battle: You gain 8 Enchantedness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you. You gain 5091 Meat After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it. You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10) You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks After Battle: You gain 8 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 25 Cheek Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 50 to 51 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 41 to 42 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 952 to 953 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12144] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense. Round 1: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that? You gain 88 Meat. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 68 Meat. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1175 damage. You gain 544 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con XI, when you and VoidWarrior and SteakRadio won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge! After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you. You gain 4145 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 13 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 21 Smarm You acquire an item: scroll of protection from lycanthropes Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 51 to 52 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 42 to 43 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 953 to 954 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 38 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 954 to 955 [12145] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that? You gain 88 Meat. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 11: garbage tourist takes 10 damage. Round 11: You lose 1 hit point Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 52 Meat. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1191 damage. You gain 564 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VI, when you armwrestled TequilaUncannyAgent. You lost, but it was a good workout! After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet. Preference lovebugsItemDrop changed from 185 to 186 After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you. You gain 4823 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 8 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 25 Chutzpah Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 52 to 53 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 43 to 44 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 955 to 956 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12146] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that? You gain 76 Meat. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 65 Meat. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1181 damage. You gain 448 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con IV, when you armwrestled ChickenSpaghettiKing. You lost, but it was a good workout! After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear. Preference lovebugsMoxie changed from 990 to 995 After Battle: You gain 5 Chutzpah After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you. You gain 4109 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 11 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 22 Cheek Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 53 to 54 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 44 to 45 Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 956 to 957 > > Executing Postcombat/Fun-Guy Spores > CCS: [default]\n ";" Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 957 to 958 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 958 to 959 use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 38 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 959 to 960 [12147] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby Encounter: This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby Took choice 1073/1: gain stats and meat choice.php?whichchoice=1073&option=1&pwd You gain 177 Fortitude You gain 181 Enchantedness You gain 178 Cheek You gain 1,691 Meat Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from true to false Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 960 to 961 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12148] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 4: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that? You gain 87 Meat. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist takes 11 damage. Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 58 Meat. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 8: garbage tourist takes 12 damage. Round 8: You lose 2 hit points Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1175 damage. You gain 594 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con IX, when you and VoidAgent totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious. After Battle: You gain 9 Sarcasm After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you. You gain 4841 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 22 Cheek You acquire an item: scroll of protection from lycanthropes Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 54 to 55 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 45 to 46 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 961 to 962 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12149] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to Doggy Heaven Encounter: Doggy Heaven You acquire an item: FunFunds™ Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 962 to 963 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12149] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from Doggy Heaven to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that? You gain 76 Meat. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 48 Meat. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist takes 9 damage. Round 18: You lose 1 hit point Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1195 damage. You gain 438 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con XII, when you armwrestled SlothLizard. You lost, but it was a good workout! After Battle: You gain 6 Fortitude After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you. You gain 4009 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: normal barrel After Battle: You gain 7 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 26 Cheek Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 55 to 56 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 46 to 47 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 963 to 964 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12150] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: angry tourist takes 10 damage. Round 1: angry tourist drops 12 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 18 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: angry tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: angry tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that? You gain 59 Meat. You gain 68 Meat. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 5: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 6: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 8: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 8: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 9: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 11: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: angry tourist takes 8 damage. Round 12: You lose 1 hit point Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 15: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 18: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 20: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: angry tourist takes 1191 damage. You gain 522 Meat. Round 22: angry tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: angry tourist drops 6 defense. Round 22: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 22: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con IX, when you and MadMage and OcelotAgent won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge! After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you. You gain 3841 Meat After Battle: Although they won't admit it publicly, biologists agree that the angry tourist has a secret bone in its groin, that if you stick it up your nose, it will grant you a wish. Preference _bookOfFactsWishes changed from 2 to 3 You acquire an item: pocket wish After Battle: You gain 12 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 12 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 16 Chutzpah Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 56 to 57 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 47 to 48 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 964 to 965 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 34 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 965 to 966 [12151] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense. Round 1: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 1: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that? You gain 60 Meat. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 3: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 49 Meat. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1176 damage. You gain 408 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con XI, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong! After Battle: You gain 8 Strongness After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat. Preference lovebugsMeatDrop changed from 43 to 44 After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you. You gain 3599 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: You gain 5 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 14 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 21 Roguishness Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 57 to 58 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 48 to 49 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 966 to 967 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12152] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 12 damage. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 18 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 14 defense. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. You gain 58 Meat. Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that? You gain 84 Meat. Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 6: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: horrible tourist family takes 12 damage. Round 8: You lose 1 hit point Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1155 damage. You gain 422 Meat. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 7 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 10 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con XII, when King Captain Cool taught you to play that really complicated board game. After Battle: You gain 8 Enchantedness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you. You gain 4168 Meat After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it. You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10) You acquire an item: filthy child leash You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks After Battle: You gain 10 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 11 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 20 Sarcasm Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 58 to 59 Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 49 to 50 Preference _pantsgivingFullness changed from 1 to 2 Pantsgiving increases max fullness by one to 18. Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 967 to 968 > > Executing Postcombat/Fill Pantsgiving Fullness > CCS: [default]\n ";" Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 968 to 969 mallsearch "possessed sugar cube" Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 969 to 970 > ===== PANTSGIVING DIET ===== > Planning to fight 0 embezzlers and run 377 adventures > 1 ice rice helpers: Mayoflex value: 37500 price: 7726 > Assuming MPA of 5000, Total Cost 7726, Total Value 37500, Net Value 29774 > Trying to acquire 0 jars of Special Seasoning; max price 5000. > Considering item Mayoflex. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. > Considering item ice rice. > Based on organ size, planning to consume 1. equip pants Travoltan trousers Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 970 to 971 buy 1 Mayoflex for 900 each from The Mayo Clinic You spent 900 Meat You acquire an item: Mayoflex Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 971 to 972 equip pants Pantsgiving Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 972 to 973 Preference choiceAdventure1076 changed from to 5 use 1 Mayo Minder™ Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 973 to 974 Took choice 1076/5: Mayoflex (increased Adventure yield) choice.php?whichchoice=1076&option=5&pwd Preference mayoMinderSetting changed from Mayozapine to Mayoflex Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 974 to 975 Preference choiceAdventure1076 changed from 5 to > Trying to acquire 1 ice rices; max price 32500. eat 1 ice rice You gain 7 Adventures You gain 9 Mysteriousness You gain 1 Fullness Preference mayoLevel changed from 55 to 56 Mayo Minder™ reminded you to use Mayoflex (1 times) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 975 to 976 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" equip pants repaid diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 976 to 977 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 977 to 978 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 978 to 979 use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 31 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 979 to 980 [12153] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence Round 1: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 1: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that? You gain 70 Meat. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 80 Meat. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1161 damage. You gain 528 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VIII, when you armwrestled DeftThug. You lost, but it was a good workout! After Battle: You gain 6 Fortitude After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you. You gain 4546 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 6 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 27 Roguishness Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 59 to 60 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 980 to 981 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12154] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that? You gain 63 Meat. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 74 Meat. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist takes 14 damage. Round 16: You lose 1 hit point Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1141 damage. You gain 577 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VIII, when you armwrestled Alexa the Majestic. You lost, but it was a good workout! After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you. You gain 4634 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 10 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 24 Sarcasm Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 60 to 61 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 981 to 982 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 35 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 982 to 983 [12155] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 78 Meat. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that? You gain 94 Meat. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 8 damage. Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 5: garbage tourist takes 13 damage. Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist takes 8 damage. Round 12: You lose 1 hit point Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist takes 10 damage. Round 14: You lose 1 hit point Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1160 damage. You gain 416 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con XII, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people. After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet. Preference lovebugsItemDrop changed from 186 to 187 After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you. You gain 4039 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: You gain 8 Strongness After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 24 Smarm You acquire an item: scroll of protection from lycanthropes Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 61 to 62 Preference relayCounters changed from 12156:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif:12153:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:12163:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif to 12156:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif:12163:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 983 to 984 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12156] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to Knob Goblin Embezzler Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _romanticFightsLeft changed from 2 to 1 Preference relayCounters changed from 12156:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif:12163:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif to 12156:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif Preference relayCounters changed from 12156:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif to 12156:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif:12170:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif Preference relayCounters changed from 12156:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif:12170:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif to 12156:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif:12170:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:12180:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 14 damage. Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 984 to 985 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > In fight, trying to get away to return items to stash... Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Round 1: mx indigo attacks! Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 1166 damage. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 2 attack power. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 7 damage. Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VII, when both SpaghettiTurtle and Captain Ravioli complimented you on your dancing. After Battle: You gain 9 Cheek After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately. Preference lovebugsMuscle changed from 755 to 760 After Battle: You gain 5 Beefiness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you. You gain 13896 Meat After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm. You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor After Battle: You gain 5 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 9 Smarm Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 62 to 63 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 985 to 986 You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 986 to 987 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 987 to 988 unequip pants Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 988 to 989 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 989 to 990 add to stash: 1 repaid diaper > Returned repaid diaper to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. unequip acc1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 990 to 991 add to stash: 1 mafia pointer finger ring > Returned mafia pointer finger ring to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 991 to 992 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 992 to 993 Preference logPreferenceChange changed from true to false > You fought 7 Knob Goblin Embezzler at the beginning of the day, and an additional 0 digitized Knob Goblin Embezzler throughout the day. Good work, probably! > Including this, you have fought 52 across all ascensions today > Extreme Items: > 2 pocket wish worth 89629 total > 3 FunFunds™ worth 19950 total > 15 hot nuggets worth 2133 total > -1 ice rice worth -6098 total > -7 Mountain Stream soda worth -1701 total > 27 Source essence worth 27 total > This run of garbo, across 17 turns you generated 196,485 meat, with 89,339 raw meat and 107,146 from items > So far today, across 52 turns you generated 1,058,568 meat, with 545,993 raw meat and 512,575 from items > Using adventure value 5000. > Local Version: 29c29418a70264f32aa9140c07cee65091eb5e94 (built from main@1359e614c80d46351c52bd2489cedcb81d117dd9) > Garbo is up to date! > Collecting garbage! Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference dontStopForCounters changed from false to true Preference hpAutoRecovery changed from 0.6 to -0.05 Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 1.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecovery changed from 0.05 to -0.05 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.2 to 0 Preference currentMood changed from default to apathetic Preference libramSkillsSoftcore changed from all to none Preference valueOfInventory changed from 1.8 to 2 Preference choiceAdventure1108 changed from 3 to 1 Preference choiceAdventure1340 changed from 0 to 1 Preference choiceAdventure1341 changed from 0 to 1 Preference shadowLabyrinthGoal changed from browser to effects You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 999 to 1000 remove from stash: 1 repaid diaper You acquire an item: repaid diaper > Took repaid diaper from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1000 to 1001 remove from stash: 1 mafia pointer finger ring You acquire an item: mafia pointer finger ring > Took mafia pointer finger ring from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1001 to 1002 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1002 to 1003 > Skipping fancy chocolate sculpture; too expensive (71890 > 30000). mallsearch "possessed sugar cube" Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Daily Familiars/Moveable feast > CCS: [default]\n ";" You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1003 to 1004 You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1004 to 1005 > > Executing Daily/Configure I Voted! Sticker > CCS: [default]\n ";" > > Executing Daily/Verify Horsery > CCS: [default]\n ";" > > Executing Daily/Check Barf Mountain Quest > CCS: [default]\n ";" Visiting the Employee Assignment Kiosk > > Executing Daily Items/Clear Existing Rufus Quest > CCS: [default]\n ";" > > Executing Daily Items/Treat familiar Trick-or-Treating Tot (46 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1005 to 1006 equip weapon porcelain police baton Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1006 to 1007 equip off-hand porcelain pepper mill equip hat porcelain porkpie equip back porcelain pelerine equip pants porcelain plus-fours equip acc1 porcelain phantom mask > CCS: [default]\n "abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!";" > Autoattack macro: abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!"; place.php?whichplace=town&action=town_trickortreat Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference nextAdventure changed from Barf Mountain to None Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Barf Mountain Maximizer: MP equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes equip weapon frying brainpan equip off-hand red wagon equip back carpe equip shirt sea salt scrubs equip pants Jeans of Loathing equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1007 to 1008 equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze Unequip Angry Jung Man equip familiar Mayflower bouquet You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1008 to 1009 remove from stash: 1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card You acquire an item: Platinum Yendorian Express Card Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1009 to 1010 > Took Platinum Yendorian Express Card from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1010 to 1011 You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1011 to 1012 add to stash: 1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1012 to 1013 > Returned Platinum Yendorian Express Card to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1013 to 1014 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Wanderers/Digitize Wanderer familiar Angry Jung Man (53 lbs) Unequip Hobo Monkey equip familiar amulet coin Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.71 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" equip hat Crown of Thrones equip weapon cursed pirate cutlass Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1014 to 1015 equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1015 to 1016 equip back Camp Scout backpack Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1016 to 1017 equip shirt Stephen's lab coat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1017 to 1018 equip pants repaid diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1018 to 1019 equip acc1 stinky cheese eye Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1019 to 1020 equip acc2 Belt of Loathing Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1020 to 1021 equip acc3 bakelite badge Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1021 to 1022 equip familiar Snow Suit Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1022 to 1023 Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Tailor the Snow Suit Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1023 to 1024 Took choice 640/5: Restores 1-10 MP after combat choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=5 Preference snowsuit changed from nose to hat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1024 to 1025 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1025 to 1026 > Maximize: Familiar Weight Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit Took choice 640/3: +10% item drops, can drop carrot nose choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=3 Preference snowsuit changed from hat to nose Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1026 to 1027 > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort "Expected a digitized null, but encountered something else.";" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; > Wandering at The Deep Dark Jungle for expected value 321.23 (Lovebugs The Deep Dark Jungle) Preference nextAdventure changed from Barf Mountain to The Deep Dark Jungle Preference lastAdventure changed from Barf Mountain to The Deep Dark Jungle [12157] The Deep Dark Jungle Preference lastEncounter changed from Tailor the Snow Suit to Knob Goblin Embezzler Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonsterCount changed from 99 to 100 Preference relayCounters changed from 12156:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif:12170:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:12180:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif to 12170:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:12180:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif Preference relayCounters changed from 12170:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:12180:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif to 12170:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:12180:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif:13166:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Preference lastMacroError changed from Macro Aborted ("abort") to Macro Aborted ("abort "Expected a digitized null, but encountered something else."") Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1027 to 1028 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > In fight, trying to get away to return items to stash... Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Round 1: mx indigo attacks! Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 738 damage. Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VI, when you and BaconPunk took turns doing benchpresses with Chloe the Mean's car. Wait, did that really happen? After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness After Battle: Dreamy! sees some extra stuff through the snow suit's coal eyes and points it out to you. After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Dreamy! says, "winking of the eyelids and dancing are both indicative of a repressed desire--a desire for material gain." You gain 13597 Meat After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm. You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: You gain 4 Strongness After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 13 Sarcasm Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 63 to 64 Preference jungCharge changed from 28 to 29 Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 21 to 22 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1028 to 1029 You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1029 to 1030 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1030 to 1031 unequip pants Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1031 to 1032 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1032 to 1033 add to stash: 1 repaid diaper > Returned repaid diaper to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. add to stash: 1 mafia pointer finger ring > Returned mafia pointer finger ring to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1033 to 1034 Preference logPreferenceChange changed from true to false > You fought 6 Knob Goblin Embezzler at the beginning of the day, and an additional 0 digitized Knob Goblin Embezzler throughout the day. Good work, probably! > Including this, you have fought 58 across all ascensions today > Extreme Items: > 4 meat stack worth 400 total > 1 Knob Goblin visor worth 80 total > 1 Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau worth 58 total > 1 embezzler's oil worth 5 total > 1 Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau worth 58 total > 1 Knob Goblin visor worth 80 total > This run of garbo, across 1 turns you generated 14,140 meat, with 13,597 raw meat and 543 from items > So far today, across 53 turns you generated 1,072,708 meat, with 559,590 raw meat and 513,118 from items > Using adventure value 5000. > Local Version: 29c29418a70264f32aa9140c07cee65091eb5e94 (built from main@1359e614c80d46351c52bd2489cedcb81d117dd9) > Garbo is up to date! > Collecting garbage! Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference dontStopForCounters changed from false to true Preference hpAutoRecovery changed from 0.6 to -0.05 Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 1.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecovery changed from 0.05 to -0.05 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.2 to 0 Preference currentMood changed from default to apathetic Preference libramSkillsSoftcore changed from all to none Preference valueOfInventory changed from 1.8 to 2 Preference choiceAdventure1108 changed from 3 to 1 Preference choiceAdventure1340 changed from 0 to 1 Preference choiceAdventure1341 changed from 0 to 1 Preference shadowLabyrinthGoal changed from browser to effects You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1039 to 1040 remove from stash: 1 repaid diaper You acquire an item: repaid diaper > Took repaid diaper from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1040 to 1041 remove from stash: 1 mafia pointer finger ring You acquire an item: mafia pointer finger ring > Took mafia pointer finger ring from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1041 to 1042 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1042 to 1043 > Skipping fancy chocolate sculpture; too expensive (71890 > 30000). mallsearch "possessed sugar cube" Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Daily Familiars/Moveable feast > CCS: [default]\n ";" You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1043 to 1044 You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1044 to 1045 > > Executing Daily/Configure I Voted! Sticker > CCS: [default]\n ";" > > Executing Daily/Verify Horsery > CCS: [default]\n ";" > > Executing Daily/Check Barf Mountain Quest > CCS: [default]\n ";" Visiting the Employee Assignment Kiosk > > Executing Daily Items/Clear Existing Rufus Quest > CCS: [default]\n ";" > > Executing Daily Items/Treat familiar Trick-or-Treating Tot (81 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1045 to 1046 equip weapon porcelain police baton equip off-hand porcelain pepper mill equip hat porcelain porkpie equip back porcelain pelerine equip pants porcelain plus-fours equip acc1 porcelain phantom mask Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1046 to 1047 > CCS: [default]\n "abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!";" > Autoattack macro: abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!"; place.php?whichplace=town&action=town_trickortreat Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference choiceAdventure1324 changed from 0 to 5 Preference choiceAdventure1387 changed from to 2 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Free Fight/Trick familiar Angry Jung Man (93 lbs) equip hat wolfman mask Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -hat, 142.2 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.71 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" equip weapon cursed pirate cutlass Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1047 to 1048 equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1048 to 1049 equip back Buddy Bjorn Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1049 to 1050 equip pants repaid diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1050 to 1051 equip acc1 stinky cheese eye Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1051 to 1052 Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Tailor the Snow Suit Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1052 to 1053 Took choice 640/5: Restores 1-10 MP after combat choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=5 Preference snowsuit changed from nose to hat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1053 to 1054 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1054 to 1055 > Maximize: Familiar Weight Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit Took choice 640/3: +10% item drops, can drop carrot nose choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=3 Preference snowsuit changed from hat to nose Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1055 to 1056 equip hat Crown of Thrones Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1056 to 1057 enthrone none Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1057 to 1058 equip hat wolfman mask Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1058 to 1059 bjornify Flaming Gravy Fairy (98 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1059 to 1060 > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1060 to 1061 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1061 to 1062 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference nextAdventure changed from The Deep Dark Jungle to None Preference nextAdventure changed from None to The Deep Dark Jungle Maximizer: MP equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1062 to 1063 equip weapon frying brainpan equip off-hand red wagon equip back carpe equip shirt sea salt scrubs equip pants Jeans of Loathing equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1063 to 1064 equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze Unequip Trick-or-Treating Tot equip familiar Mayflower bouquet You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1064 to 1065 remove from stash: 1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card You acquire an item: Platinum Yendorian Express Card Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1065 to 1066 > Took Platinum Yendorian Express Card from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1066 to 1067 You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1067 to 1068 add to stash: 1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1068 to 1069 > Returned Platinum Yendorian Express Card to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1069 to 1070 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf familiar Obtuse Angel (51 lbs) equip familiar amulet coin equip weapon haiku katana Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1070 to 1071 equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1071 to 1072 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe" equip hat Crown of Thrones Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1072 to 1073 equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1073 to 1074 equip shirt origami pasties Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1074 to 1075 equip pants Pantsgiving Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1075 to 1076 equip acc2 stinky cheese eye Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1076 to 1077 equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1077 to 1078 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1078 to 1079 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie equip back Buddy Bjorn Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1079 to 1080 bjornify none Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1080 to 1081 equip back carpe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1081 to 1082 enthrone Flaming Gravy Fairy (53 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1082 to 1083 familiar Angry Jung Man (58 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1083 to 1084 equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1084 to 1085 equip weapon frying brainpan Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1085 to 1086 equip off-hand red wagon equip shirt sea salt scrubs equip pants Jeans of Loathing Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1086 to 1087 equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1087 to 1088 equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze familiar Hobo Monkey (53 lbs) Unequip Obtuse Angel equip familiar amulet coin equip weapon haiku katana Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1088 to 1089 equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1089 to 1090 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe" equip hat Crown of Thrones Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1090 to 1091 equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1091 to 1092 equip shirt origami pasties Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1092 to 1093 equip pants repaid diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1093 to 1094 equip acc2 stinky cheese eye Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1094 to 1095 equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1095 to 1096 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1096 to 1097 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie familiar Angry Jung Man (73 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1097 to 1098 equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1098 to 1099 equip weapon frying brainpan Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1099 to 1100 equip off-hand red wagon equip shirt sea salt scrubs equip pants Jeans of Loathing equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1100 to 1101 equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze familiar Bloovian Groose (53 lbs) Unequip Hobo Monkey equip familiar amulet coin equip weapon haiku katana Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1101 to 1102 equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1102 to 1103 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe" equip hat Crown of Thrones Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1103 to 1104 equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1104 to 1105 equip shirt origami pasties Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1105 to 1106 equip pants repaid diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1106 to 1107 equip acc2 stinky cheese eye Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1107 to 1108 equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1108 to 1109 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1109 to 1110 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie familiar Angry Jung Man (73 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1110 to 1111 equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1111 to 1112 equip weapon frying brainpan Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1112 to 1113 equip off-hand red wagon equip shirt sea salt scrubs equip pants Jeans of Loathing equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1113 to 1114 equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze Preference nextAdventure changed from The Deep Dark Jungle to Barf Mountain familiar Hobo Monkey (53 lbs) Unequip Bloovian Groose equip familiar amulet coin equip weapon haiku katana Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1114 to 1115 equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1115 to 1116 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" equip hat Crown of Thrones Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1116 to 1117 equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1117 to 1118 equip shirt origami pasties Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1118 to 1119 equip pants repaid diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1119 to 1120 equip acc2 stinky cheese eye Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1120 to 1121 equip acc3 cheap sunglasses Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1121 to 1122 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1122 to 1123 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1123 to 1124 Preference lastAdventure changed from The Deep Dark Jungle to Barf Mountain [12158] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from Tailor the Snow Suit to angry tourist Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: angry tourist takes 11 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence Round 1: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that? You gain 69 Meat. Round 1: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: angry tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: angry tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: angry tourist takes 11 damage. Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 4: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 7: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 10: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: angry tourist takes 8 damage. Round 11: You lose 1 hit point Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 43 Meat. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 15: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 16: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 17: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 18: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 19: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 21: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 21: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: angry tourist takes 1153 damage. You gain 424 Meat. Round 22: angry tourist drops 5 attack power. Round 22: angry tourist drops 7 defense. Round 22: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 22: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con V, when both DiscoSeal and SealJethro complimented you on your dancing. After Battle: You gain 10 Cheek After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you. You gain 3887 Meat After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us. You acquire an item: garbage juice slurpee After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 22 Sarcasm Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 64 to 65 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to angry tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1124 to 1125 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Angry Jung Man (expected value of 2663.6 from familiar drops, 721.6 from familiar abilities and 1136.5 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 751.9 from familiar abilities and 1136.5 from outfit). familiar Angry Jung Man (63 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1125 to 1126 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" Unequip Hobo Monkey Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1126 to 1127 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1127 to 1128 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1128 to 1129 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12159] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 14 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 44 Meat. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1178 damage. You gain 443 Meat. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 6 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 6 defense. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con XI, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume. After Battle: You gain 7 Sarcasm After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear. Preference lovebugsMoxie changed from 995 to 1001 After Battle: You gain 6 Cheek After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Dreamy! says, "these creatures clearly have an unhealthy obsession with material things." You gain 3795 Meat After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it. You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10) You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks After Battle: You gain 7 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 7 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 25 Smarm Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 65 to 66 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to horrible tourist family Preference jungCharge changed from 29 to 30 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1129 to 1130 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Angry Jung Man (expected value of 2663.6 from familiar drops, 721.6 from familiar abilities and 1136.5 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 751.9 from familiar abilities and 1136.5 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 38 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1130 to 1131 [12160] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 72 Meat. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 21: garbage tourist takes 9 damage. Round 21: You lose 1 hit point Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1191 damage. You gain 546 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con II, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people. After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head. Preference lovebugsMysticality changed from 822 to 827 After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Dreamy! says, "this creature clearly has an unhealthy obsession with material things." You gain 4248 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 9 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 20 Cheek Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 66 to 67 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Preference jungCharge changed from 30 to 31 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1131 to 1132 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Angry Jung Man (expected value of 2663.6 from familiar drops, 721.6 from familiar abilities and 1136.5 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 751.9 from familiar abilities and 1136.5 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12161] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist takes 10 damage. Round 7: You lose 1 hit point Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 80 Meat. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1159 damage. You gain 504 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con VIII, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong! After Battle: You gain 8 Strongness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Dreamy! says, "winking and dancing are primal, universal symbols for acquiring meat and items, respectively." You gain 4522 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: Dreamy! looks at you, raises an eyebrow, and says "Wait. Why am I doing all the work? Take this, and try to pick up some of the slack, would you?" You acquire an item: psychoanalytic jar Preference _jungDrops changed from 0 to 1 Preference jungCharge changed from 31 to 0 After Battle: You gain 12 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 16 Smarm You acquire an item: Eye Agate Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 67 to 68 Preference jungCharge changed from 0 to 1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1132 to 1133 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 2376.2 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1222.3 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 743.1 from familiar abilities and 1136.5 from outfit). familiar Li'l Xenomorph (56 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1133 to 1134 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" unequip acc2 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1134 to 1135 use 1 stinky cheese eye You lose 69 hit points You acquire an item: Staff of Queso Escusado Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1135 to 1136 use 1 Staff of Queso Escusado You lose 69 hit points You acquire an item: stinky cheese sword Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1136 to 1137 use 1 stinky cheese sword You lose 69 hit points You acquire an item: stinky cheese diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1137 to 1138 equip pants stinky cheese diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1138 to 1139 equip acc2 incredibly dense meat gem Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1139 to 1140 Unequip Angry Jung Man Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1140 to 1141 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1141 to 1142 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1142 to 1143 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 726 hit points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1143 to 1144 use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 31 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1144 to 1145 [12162] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 65 Meat. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist takes 14 damage. Round 13: You lose 1 hit point Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1183 damage. You gain 526 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con 3-D, when you armwrestled Doctor Insane. You lost, but it was a good workout! After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2961 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Xeny! smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+12 Stats) After Battle: You gain 8 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 16 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 26 Sarcasm You acquire an item: Lapis Lazuli Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 68 to 69 Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 0 to 1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1145 to 1146 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 2376.2 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1222.3 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 743.1 from familiar abilities and 1136.5 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 40 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1146 to 1147 [12163] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 54 Meat. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1033 damage. You gain 599 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con IX, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people. After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3073 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Xeny! smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+12 Stats) After Battle: You gain 17 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 12 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 22 Cheek Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 69 to 70 Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 1 to 2 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1147 to 1148 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 2376.2 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1222.3 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 743.1 from familiar abilities and 1136.5 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12164] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 79 Meat. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1059 damage. You gain 522 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VIII, when Gianna the Fishy taught you to play that really complicated board game. After Battle: You gain 8 Enchantedness Your familiar gains a pound: Xeny!, the 20 lb. Li'l Xenomorph After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3172 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Xeny! smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+12 Stats) After Battle: You gain 11 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 17 Magicalness You gain a Mysticality point! After Battle: You gain 24 Smarm You acquire an item: Azurite Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 70 to 71 Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 2 to 3 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1148 to 1149 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 2376.2 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1222.3 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 743.1 from familiar abilities and 1136.5 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 36 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1149 to 1150 [12165] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 75 Meat. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 10 damage. Round 3: You lose 2 hit points Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 20: garbage tourist takes 9 damage. Round 20: You lose 2 hit points Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1020 damage. You gain 437 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con IV, when you and RottenChickenMan took turns doing benchpresses with FusilliBear's car. Wait, did that really happen? After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat. Preference lovebugsMeatDrop changed from 44 to 45 After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3660 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: Xeny! smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+13 Stats) After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 14 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 30 Chutzpah Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 71 to 72 Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 3 to 4 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1150 to 1151 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 2376.2 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1222.3 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 743.1 from familiar abilities and 1136.5 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12166] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 59 Meat. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 8 damage. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist takes 8 damage. Round 8: You lose 2 hit points Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist takes 8 damage. Round 16: You lose 2 hit points Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1023 damage. You gain 442 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con X, when you and GreatTurtle the Amazing took turns doing benchpresses with Dwight the Miraculous's car. Wait, did that really happen? After Battle: You gain 9 Strengthliness After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately. Preference lovebugsMuscle changed from 760 to 764 After Battle: You gain 4 Strongness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3764 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Xeny! smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+12 Stats) After Battle: You gain 12 Strongness After Battle: You gain 14 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 26 Sarcasm Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 72 to 73 Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 4 to 5 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1151 to 1152 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 2376.2 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1222.3 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 743.1 from familiar abilities and 1136.5 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 33 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1152 to 1153 [12167] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 11 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. You gain 62 Meat. Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1063 damage. You gain 403 Meat. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 9 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 6 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con II, when both WonderfulDaftLover and SuperOmegaBaby complimented you on your dancing. After Battle: You gain 9 Chutzpah After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3510 Meat After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it. You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10) After Battle: Xeny! smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+13 Stats) After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 13 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 30 Cheek Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 73 to 74 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 5 to 6 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1153 to 1154 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 2376.2 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1222.3 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 743.1 from familiar abilities and 1136.5 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12168] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 79 Meat. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1029 damage. You gain 435 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con XII, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong! After Battle: You gain 8 Strengthliness After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head. Preference lovebugsMysticality changed from 827 to 831 After Battle: You gain 4 Magicalness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 4145 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Xeny! hiccups and coughs up something covered in corrosive goo. Your curiosity overcomes your gag reflex and you pick up the device. You acquire an item: transporter transponder Preference _transponderDrops changed from 0 to 1 After Battle: Xeny! smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+12 Stats) After Battle: You gain 16 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 28 Roguishness You acquire an item: Lapis Lazuli Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 74 to 75 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 6 to 0 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1154 to 1155 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Fist Turkey (expected value of 2071.6 from familiar drops, 73.8 from familiar abilities and 1222.3 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 743.1 from familiar abilities and 1136.5 from outfit). familiar Fist Turkey (42 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1155 to 1156 Unequip Li'l Xenomorph Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1156 to 1157 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1157 to 1158 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1158 to 1159 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 40 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1159 to 1160 [12169] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence Round 1: Trunathan teaches you a surprisingly cool turkey-in-the-straw dance. Round 1: You gain 59 Roguishness Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Preference _turkeyMoxie changed from 0 to 1 Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: Trunathan's bells jingle merrily. Round 2: Trunathan viciously wattle-whips your opponent until she looks dizzy and out-of-sorts, doing 131 damage. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 131 damage. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con XII, when you and Steak Emily totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious. After Battle: You gain 9 Smarm After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3351 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Trunathan finds a little pile of straw and does that ol' "turkey in the straw" dance. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 10 Strongness After Battle: You gain 7 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 21 Cheek Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 75 to 76 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1160 to 1161 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Fist Turkey (expected value of 2071.6 from familiar drops, 73.8 from familiar abilities and 1222.3 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 743.1 from familiar abilities and 1136.5 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12170] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: angry tourist takes 9 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 1: Trunathan starts scratching at the ground, and doesn't stop until he's found a nice cache of meat. You gain 424 Meat. Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: angry tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: Trunathan viciously pecks your opponent until he can barely stand, staggering him and doing 119 damage. Round 2: angry tourist takes 119 damage. Round 2: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: angry tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con IX, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume. After Battle: You gain 6 Roguishness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3138 Meat After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us. After Battle: Trunathan cranks up some hardcore punk music and slam-dances in the straw. You acquire an item: How to Avoid Scams You acquire an item: garbage juice slurpee You acquire an item: normal barrel After Battle: You gain 5 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 25 Cheek Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 76 to 77 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1161 to 1162 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Fist Turkey (expected value of 2071.6 from familiar drops, 73.8 from familiar abilities and 1222.3 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 743.1 from familiar abilities and 1136.5 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12171] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 1: Trunathan's bells jingle merrily. Round 1: Trunathan challenges you to a push-up contest, which he wins. Round 1: You gain 59 Muscleboundness Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Preference _turkeyMuscle changed from 0 to 1 Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 60 Meat. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 4: Trunathan wattle-whips your opponent for 131 damage. Round 4: garbage tourist takes 131 damage. Round 4: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con XII, when you and FuzzyWarrior and RavioliClaim won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge! After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3205 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Trunathan finds a little pile of straw and does that ol' "turkey in the straw" dance. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: normal barrel After Battle: You gain 11 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 4 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 24 Sarcasm You acquire an item: Eye Agate Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 77 to 78 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1162 to 1163 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Fist Turkey (expected value of 2071.6 from familiar drops, 72.7 from familiar abilities and 1222.3 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 734.3 from familiar abilities and 1136.5 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12172] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 1: Trunathan viciously pecks your opponent until she can barely stand, staggering her and doing 99 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 99 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 50 Meat. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: Trunathan's bells jingle merrily. Round 2: Trunathan does a one-two kick with its creepy taloned feet for 114 damage. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 114 damage. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume. After Battle: You gain 6 Roguishness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3484 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Trunathan does the Funky Turkey, which is like the Funky Chicken, but more violent. You acquire an item: normal barrel After Battle: Trunathan squats, squawks painfully, then stands up to reveal a bottle of booze. Probably you should wipe it off before you drink it. You acquire an item: Ambitious Turkey Preference _turkeyBooze changed from 0 to 1 After Battle: You gain 9 Strongness After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 25 Chutzpah Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 78 to 79 Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from false to true Preference relayCounters changed from 12170:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:12180:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif:13166:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif to 12180:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif:13166:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1163 to 1164 > > Executing Postcombat/Fun-Guy Spores > CCS: [default]\n ";" Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1164 to 1165 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 2105.3 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1222.3 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 734.3 from familiar abilities and 1136.5 from outfit). familiar Li'l Xenomorph (41 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1165 to 1166 Unequip Fist Turkey Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1166 to 1167 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1167 to 1168 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1168 to 1169 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1169 to 1170 [12173] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby Encounter: This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby Took choice 1073/1: gain stats and meat choice.php?whichchoice=1073&option=1&pwd You gain 194 Beefiness You gain 160 Wizardliness You gain 179 Chutzpah You gain a Moxie point! You gain 1,997 Meat Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from true to false Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1170 to 1171 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 2105.3 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1222.3 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 734.3 from familiar abilities and 1136.5 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12174] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 9 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. You gain 58 Meat. Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 4: horrible tourist family takes 14 damage. Round 4: You lose 3 hit points Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: horrible tourist family takes 10 damage. Round 9: You lose 2 hit points Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1020 damage. You gain 567 Meat. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 7 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 10 defense. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con VII, when you and FusilliBarbarian and SpaghettiSea won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge! After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3511 Meat After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it. You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10) You acquire an item: expensive camera You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks After Battle: Xeny! smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+12 Stats) After Battle: You gain 16 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 25 Sarcasm Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 79 to 80 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 0 to 1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1171 to 1172 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 2105.3 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1222.3 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 734.3 from familiar abilities and 1136.5 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12175] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 67 Meat. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 12: garbage tourist takes 8 damage. Round 12: You lose 3 hit points Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1046 damage. You gain 410 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con IX, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong! After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3138 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: Xeny! hiccups and coughs up something covered in corrosive goo. Your curiosity overcomes your gag reflex and you pick up the device. You acquire an item: transporter transponder Preference _transponderDrops changed from 1 to 2 After Battle: Xeny! smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+12 Stats) After Battle: You gain 11 Strongness After Battle: You gain 10 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 30 Chutzpah You acquire an item: scroll of protection from lycanthropes Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 80 to 81 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 1 to 0 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1172 to 1173 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Fist Turkey (expected value of 1792.0 from familiar drops, 72.7 from familiar abilities and 1222.3 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 734.3 from familiar abilities and 1136.5 from outfit). familiar Fist Turkey (41 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1173 to 1174 Unequip Li'l Xenomorph Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1174 to 1175 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1175 to 1176 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1176 to 1177 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 34 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1177 to 1178 [12176] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to Knob Goblin Embezzler Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _romanticFightsLeft changed from 1 to 0 Preference relayCounters changed from 12180:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif:13166:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif to 13166:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif Preference romanticTarget changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Preference lastMacroError changed from Macro Aborted ("abort "Expected a digitized null, but encountered something else."") to Macro Aborted ("abort") Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1178 to 1179 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > In fight, trying to get away to return items to stash... Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Round 1: mx indigo attacks! Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 1125 damage. You gain 766 Meat. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 8 attack power. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 6 defense. Round 2: Trunathan buffets your opponent with his wings until he can barely stand, staggering him and doing 114 damage. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 114 damage. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 2 attack power. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 6 damage. Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con X, when both GreatChef and VodkaGuy complimented you on your dancing. After Battle: You gain 9 Cheek After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately. Preference lovebugsMuscle changed from 764 to 768 After Battle: You gain 4 Strengthliness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 9050 Meat After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm. You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau After Battle: Trunathan flaps his wings and does an aggressive territorial turkey dance. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: You gain 4 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 1 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 14 Chutzpah Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 81 to 82 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1179 to 1180 You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1180 to 1181 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1181 to 1182 add to stash: 1 repaid diaper > Returned repaid diaper to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. unequip acc1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1182 to 1183 add to stash: 1 mafia pointer finger ring > Returned mafia pointer finger ring to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1183 to 1184 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1184 to 1185 Preference logPreferenceChange changed from true to false > You fought 6 Knob Goblin Embezzler at the beginning of the day, and an additional 0 digitized Knob Goblin Embezzler throughout the day. Good work, probably! > Including this, you have fought 64 across all ascensions today > Extreme Items: > 1 psychoanalytic jar worth 79908 total > 2 transporter transponder worth 14400 total > 1 Ambitious Turkey worth 8100 total > -7 Mountain Stream soda worth -1701 total > 1 embezzler's oil worth 5 total > 1 scroll of protection from lycanthropes worth 10 total > This run of garbo, across 19 turns you generated 186,322 meat, with 80,075 raw meat and 106,247 from items > So far today, across 72 turns you generated 1,259,030 meat, with 639,665 raw meat and 619,365 from items > Using adventure value 5000. > Local Version: 29c29418a70264f32aa9140c07cee65091eb5e94 (built from main@1359e614c80d46351c52bd2489cedcb81d117dd9) > Garbo is up to date! > Collecting garbage! Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference dontStopForCounters changed from false to true Preference hpAutoRecovery changed from 0.6 to -0.05 Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 1.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecovery changed from 0.05 to -0.05 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.2 to 0 Preference currentMood changed from default to apathetic Preference libramSkillsSoftcore changed from all to none Preference valueOfInventory changed from 1.8 to 2 Preference choiceAdventure1108 changed from 3 to 1 Preference choiceAdventure1340 changed from 0 to 1 Preference choiceAdventure1341 changed from 0 to 1 Preference shadowLabyrinthGoal changed from browser to effects You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1190 to 1191 remove from stash: 1 repaid diaper You acquire an item: repaid diaper > Took repaid diaper from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1191 to 1192 remove from stash: 1 mafia pointer finger ring You acquire an item: mafia pointer finger ring > Took mafia pointer finger ring from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1192 to 1193 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1193 to 1194 > Skipping fancy chocolate sculpture; too expensive (71890 > 30000). mallsearch "possessed sugar cube" Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Daily Familiars/Moveable feast > CCS: [default]\n ";" You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1194 to 1195 You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1195 to 1196 > > Executing Daily/Configure I Voted! Sticker > CCS: [default]\n ";" > > Executing Daily/Verify Horsery > CCS: [default]\n ";" > > Executing Daily/Check Barf Mountain Quest > CCS: [default]\n ";" Visiting the Employee Assignment Kiosk > > Executing Daily Items/Clear Existing Rufus Quest > CCS: [default]\n ";" > > Executing Daily Items/Treat familiar Trick-or-Treating Tot (34 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1196 to 1197 Unequip Fist Turkey Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1197 to 1198 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1198 to 1199 equip weapon porcelain police baton Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1199 to 1200 equip off-hand porcelain pepper mill equip hat porcelain porkpie equip back porcelain pelerine equip pants porcelain plus-fours equip acc1 porcelain phantom mask > CCS: [default]\n "abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!";" > Autoattack macro: abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!"; place.php?whichplace=town&action=town_trickortreat Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference choiceAdventure1324 changed from 0 to 5 Preference choiceAdventure1387 changed from to 2 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Free Fight/Trick familiar Li'l Xenomorph (45 lbs) Unequip Trick-or-Treating Tot equip familiar amulet coin equip hat wolfman mask Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -hat, 100 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 100 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 100 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 142.2 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.71 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" equip weapon cursed pirate cutlass Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1200 to 1201 equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1201 to 1202 equip back Buddy Bjorn Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1202 to 1203 equip shirt Stephen's lab coat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1203 to 1204 equip pants repaid diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1204 to 1205 use 1 stinky cheese diaper You lose 56 hit points You acquire an item: stinky cheese wheel Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1205 to 1206 use 1 stinky cheese wheel You lose 56 hit points You acquire an item: stinky cheese eye Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1206 to 1207 equip acc1 stinky cheese eye Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1207 to 1208 equip acc2 Belt of Loathing Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1208 to 1209 equip acc3 bakelite badge Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1209 to 1210 equip familiar Snow Suit Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1210 to 1211 Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Tailor the Snow Suit Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1211 to 1212 Took choice 640/5: Restores 1-10 MP after combat choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=5 Preference snowsuit changed from nose to hat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1212 to 1213 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1213 to 1214 > Maximize: Familiar Weight Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit Took choice 640/3: +10% item drops, can drop carrot nose choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=3 Preference snowsuit changed from hat to nose Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1214 to 1215 equip hat Crown of Thrones Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1215 to 1216 enthrone none Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1216 to 1217 equip hat wolfman mask Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1217 to 1218 bjornify Flaming Gravy Fairy (86 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1218 to 1219 > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1219 to 1220 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1220 to 1221 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference nextAdventure changed from Barf Mountain to None Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Barf Mountain Maximizer: MP equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1221 to 1222 equip weapon frying brainpan equip off-hand red wagon equip back carpe equip shirt sea salt scrubs equip pants Jeans of Loathing equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1222 to 1223 equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze equip familiar Mayflower bouquet You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1223 to 1224 remove from stash: 1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card You acquire an item: Platinum Yendorian Express Card Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1224 to 1225 > Took Platinum Yendorian Express Card from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1225 to 1226 You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1226 to 1227 add to stash: 1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1227 to 1228 > Returned Platinum Yendorian Express Card to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1228 to 1229 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf familiar Obtuse Angel (39 lbs) equip familiar amulet coin equip weapon haiku katana Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1229 to 1230 equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1230 to 1231 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 100 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 100 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 100 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe" equip hat Crown of Thrones Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1231 to 1232 equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1232 to 1233 equip shirt origami pasties Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1233 to 1234 use 1 stinky cheese eye You lose 73 hit points You acquire an item: Staff of Queso Escusado Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1234 to 1235 use 1 Staff of Queso Escusado You lose 73 hit points You acquire an item: stinky cheese sword Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1235 to 1236 use 1 stinky cheese sword You lose 73 hit points You acquire an item: stinky cheese diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1236 to 1237 equip pants stinky cheese diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1237 to 1238 equip acc2 cheap sunglasses Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1238 to 1239 equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1239 to 1240 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1240 to 1241 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie equip back Buddy Bjorn Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1241 to 1242 bjornify none Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1242 to 1243 equip back carpe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1243 to 1244 enthrone Flaming Gravy Fairy (41 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1244 to 1245 familiar Li'l Xenomorph (46 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1245 to 1246 equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1246 to 1247 equip weapon frying brainpan Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1247 to 1248 equip off-hand red wagon equip shirt sea salt scrubs equip pants Jeans of Loathing equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze familiar Hobo Monkey (41 lbs) Unequip Obtuse Angel equip familiar amulet coin equip weapon haiku katana Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1248 to 1249 equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1249 to 1250 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 100 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 100 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 100 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe" equip hat Crown of Thrones Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1250 to 1251 equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1251 to 1252 equip shirt origami pasties Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1252 to 1253 equip pants repaid diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1253 to 1254 use 1 stinky cheese diaper You lose 48 hit points You acquire an item: stinky cheese wheel Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1254 to 1255 use 1 stinky cheese wheel You lose 48 hit points You acquire an item: stinky cheese eye Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1255 to 1256 equip acc2 stinky cheese eye Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1256 to 1257 equip acc3 cheap sunglasses Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1257 to 1258 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1258 to 1259 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie familiar Li'l Xenomorph (61 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1259 to 1260 equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1260 to 1261 equip weapon frying brainpan Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1261 to 1262 equip off-hand red wagon equip shirt sea salt scrubs equip pants Jeans of Loathing equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1262 to 1263 equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze familiar Bloovian Groose (41 lbs) Unequip Hobo Monkey equip familiar amulet coin equip weapon haiku katana Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1263 to 1264 equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1264 to 1265 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 100 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 100 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 100 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe" equip hat Crown of Thrones Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1265 to 1266 equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1266 to 1267 equip shirt origami pasties Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1267 to 1268 equip pants repaid diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1268 to 1269 equip acc2 stinky cheese eye Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1269 to 1270 equip acc3 cheap sunglasses Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1270 to 1271 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1271 to 1272 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie familiar Li'l Xenomorph (61 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1272 to 1273 equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1273 to 1274 equip weapon frying brainpan Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1274 to 1275 equip off-hand red wagon equip shirt sea salt scrubs equip pants Jeans of Loathing equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1275 to 1276 equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze > Choosing to use Fist Turkey (expected value of 1792.0 from familiar drops, 72.7 from familiar abilities and 1247.9 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 734.3 from familiar abilities and 1149.4 from outfit). familiar Fist Turkey (41 lbs) Unequip Bloovian Groose equip familiar amulet coin equip weapon haiku katana Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1276 to 1277 equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1277 to 1278 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 100 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 100 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 100 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" equip hat Crown of Thrones Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1278 to 1279 equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1279 to 1280 equip shirt origami pasties Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1280 to 1281 use 1 stinky cheese eye You lose 73 hit points You acquire an item: Staff of Queso Escusado Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1281 to 1282 use 1 Staff of Queso Escusado You lose 73 hit points You acquire an item: stinky cheese sword Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1282 to 1283 use 1 stinky cheese sword You lose 73 hit points You acquire an item: stinky cheese diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1283 to 1284 equip pants stinky cheese diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1284 to 1285 equip acc2 cheap sunglasses Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1285 to 1286 equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1286 to 1287 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1287 to 1288 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1288 to 1289 cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 834 hit points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1289 to 1290 [12177] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from Tailor the Snow Suit to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 1: Trunathan teaches you some suave new obscene gestures. Round 1: You gain 60 Smarm Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 8 damage. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points Preference _turkeyMoxie changed from 1 to 2 Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: Trunathan kicks your opponent with its creepy dinosaur talons for 115 damage. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 115 damage. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VIII, when you and FusilliBear the Unpleasant and Queen Wacky won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge! After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3431 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Trunathan cranks up some hardcore punk music and slam-dances in the straw. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 8 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 12 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 18 Cheek Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 82 to 83 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to garbage tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1290 to 1291 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Fist Turkey (expected value of 1792.0 from familiar drops, 72.7 from familiar abilities and 1247.9 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 734.3 from familiar abilities and 1149.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12178] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 1: Trunathan brushes aside some straw to find a little cache of meat. You gain 236 Meat. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: Trunathan kicks your opponent with its creepy dinosaur talons for 119 damage. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 119 damage. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con V, when you armwrestled FusilliVoidDude. You lost, but it was a good workout! After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3511 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Trunathan flaps his wings and does an aggressive territorial turkey dance. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: normal barrel After Battle: You gain 12 Strongness After Battle: You gain 7 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 19 Sarcasm Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 83 to 84 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1291 to 1292 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Fist Turkey (expected value of 1792.0 from familiar drops, 72.7 from familiar abilities and 1247.9 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 734.3 from familiar abilities and 1149.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12179] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence Round 1: Trunathan thinks a guy way off in the distance is making fun of him, so he takes off running and you have to chase him down. It's quite the workout. Round 1: You gain 53 Muscleboundness Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Preference _turkeyMuscle changed from 1 to 2 Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: Trunathan headbutts your opponent extra hard, staggering her and doing 96 damage. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 96 damage. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Trunathan buffets your opponent with his wings until she can barely stand, staggering her and doing 120 damage. Round 4: garbage tourist takes 120 damage. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 4: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con VII, when Queen Pork gave you that delicious drink. It was so good! You go into your kitchen and try to recreate it. You acquire an item: eldritch elixir After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat. Preference lovebugsMeatDrop changed from 45 to 46 After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2997 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Trunathan cranks up some hardcore punk music and slam-dances in the straw. After Battle: Trunathan squats, squawks painfully, then stands up to reveal a bottle of booze. Probably you should wipe it off before you drink it. You acquire an item: Ambitious Turkey Preference _turkeyBooze changed from 1 to 2 After Battle: You gain 7 Strongness After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 24 Chutzpah Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 84 to 85 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1292 to 1293 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Fist Turkey (expected value of 1792.0 from familiar drops, 72.7 from familiar abilities and 1247.9 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 734.3 from familiar abilities and 1149.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 30 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1293 to 1294 [12180] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 1: Trunathan wattle-whips your opponent for 127 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 127 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con 3-D, when Alistair the Unpleasant taught you to play that really complicated board game. After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3817 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Trunathan cranks up some hardcore punk music and slam-dances in the straw. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: Trunathan hops up with a bottle of booze under his wing. Best not to ask where it came from. You acquire an item: Ambitious Turkey Preference _turkeyBooze changed from 2 to 3 After Battle: You gain 10 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 11 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 16 Chutzpah Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 85 to 86 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1294 to 1295 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 1841.4 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1247.9 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 734.3 from familiar abilities and 1149.4 from outfit). familiar Li'l Xenomorph (46 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1295 to 1296 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 100 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 100 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 100 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" Unequip Fist Turkey Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1296 to 1297 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1297 to 1298 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1298 to 1299 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12181] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 12 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 6 damage. Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 8 damage. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. You gain 55 Meat. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1046 damage. You gain 528 Meat. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 10 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 7 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VI, when Captain Fettucini taught you to play that really complicated board game. After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2753 Meat After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it. You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10) You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks After Battle: Xeny! hiccups and coughs up something covered in corrosive goo. Your curiosity overcomes your gag reflex and you pick up the device. You acquire an item: transporter transponder Preference _transponderDrops changed from 2 to 3 After Battle: Xeny! smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+13 Stats) After Battle: You gain 16 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 16 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 18 Smarm Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 86 to 87 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1299 to 1300 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Grim Brother (expected value of 1188.1 from familiar drops, 609.0 from familiar abilities and 1149.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 725.5 from familiar abilities and 1149.4 from outfit). familiar Grim Brother (40 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1300 to 1301 Unequip Li'l Xenomorph Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1301 to 1302 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1302 to 1303 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 100 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 100 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 100 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" equip pants repaid diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1303 to 1304 use 1 stinky cheese diaper You lose 65 hit points You acquire an item: stinky cheese wheel Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1304 to 1305 use 1 stinky cheese wheel You lose 65 hit points You acquire an item: stinky cheese eye Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1305 to 1306 equip acc3 stinky cheese eye Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1306 to 1307 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1307 to 1308 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12182] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 40 Meat. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist takes 8 damage. Round 21: You lose 1 hit point Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1041 damage. You gain 478 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con XII, when you and Gustav the Sauced totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious. After Battle: You gain 8 Roguishness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester ends a tale with, "and so the evil queen was roasted alive inside a giant iron bull, and served at a glorious feast." You nod and search for more Meat to take your mind off the awful story he just told. You gain 3826 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester finishes an illustrated manuscript with a final flourish, and hands it to you to read. You acquire an item: grim fairy tale Preference _grimFairyTaleDrops changed from 0 to 1 After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester breaks through his writer's block on his new story, and smiles as he relates how having the protagonist get eaten by a gnu will tie things up neatly. (+15 Stats) After Battle: You gain 5 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 17 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 32 Smarm Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 87 to 88 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1308 to 1309 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 1188.1 from familiar drops, 609.0 from familiar abilities and 1149.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 725.5 from familiar abilities and 1149.4 from outfit). familiar Unconscious Collective (55 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1309 to 1310 Unequip Grim Brother Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1310 to 1311 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1311 to 1312 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 100 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 100 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 100 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1312 to 1313 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 32 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1313 to 1314 [12183] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 60 Meat. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: You lose 2 hit points Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: You lose 2 hit points Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: You lose 1 hit point Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1062 damage. You gain 473 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VIII, when you and MustardThief took turns doing benchpresses with PorkDankMan's car. Wait, did that really happen? After Battle: You gain 9 Fortitude After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Grofflesby's eyelids flutter as it dreams of endless lines of dancing universal symbols. You gain 3704 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 11 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 15 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 29 Smarm Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 88 to 89 Preference _unconsciousCollectiveCharge changed from 0 to 1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1314 to 1315 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 1188.1 from familiar drops, 609.0 from familiar abilities and 1149.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 725.5 from familiar abilities and 1149.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12184] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: angry tourist takes 11 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 1: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: angry tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: angry tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 60 Meat. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 10: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 12: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 14: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 18: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 19: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: angry tourist takes 1013 damage. You gain 534 Meat. Round 22: angry tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: angry tourist drops 10 defense. Round 22: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 22: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con VII, when you and NoodleLady the Buxom took turns doing benchpresses with BoozeWarrior the Amazing's car. Wait, did that really happen? After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat. Preference lovebugsMeatDrop changed from 46 to 47 After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Grofflesby wakes up for a second, winks at you sleepily, and falls back into dreaming, its little paws twitching. You gain 3643 Meat After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us. After Battle: You gain 11 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 18 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 25 Sarcasm Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 89 to 90 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Preference _unconsciousCollectiveCharge changed from 1 to 2 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1315 to 1316 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 1188.1 from familiar drops, 609.0 from familiar abilities and 1149.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 725.5 from familiar abilities and 1149.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 40 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1316 to 1317 [12185] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 13 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. You gain 57 Meat. Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1033 damage. You gain 450 Meat. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 9 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 9 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con XI, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people. After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet. Preference lovebugsItemDrop changed from 187 to 188 After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Grofflesby's eyelids flutter as it dreams of endless lines of dancing universal symbols. You gain 3384 Meat After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it. You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10) You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks After Battle: You gain 12 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 13 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 31 Sarcasm Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 90 to 91 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to horrible tourist family Preference _unconsciousCollectiveCharge changed from 2 to 3 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1317 to 1318 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 1188.1 from familiar drops, 609.0 from familiar abilities and 1149.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 725.5 from familiar abilities and 1149.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12186] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 61 Meat. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1066 damage. You gain 593 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con II, when both VodkaSeal and Countess Majestic complimented you on your dancing. After Battle: You gain 10 Roguishness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Grofflesby's little legs twitch and its eyelids flutter as it dreams of dancing. You gain 3905 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Grofflesby wakes up for a second, its eyes glassy. It looks around, mutters, "don't trust the maroon moose," and hands you a jar full of dream stuff. You acquire an item: Unconscious Collective Dream Jar Preference _dreamJarDrops changed from 0 to 1 After Battle: You gain 17 Fortitude You gain a Muscle point! After Battle: You gain 16 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 20 Chutzpah Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 91 to 92 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Preference _unconsciousCollectiveCharge changed from 3 to 0 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1318 to 1319 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Bloovian Groose (expected value of 1185.1 from familiar drops, 609.0 from familiar abilities and 1149.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 725.5 from familiar abilities and 1149.4 from outfit). familiar Bloovian Groose (55 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1319 to 1320 Unequip Unconscious Collective Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1320 to 1321 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1321 to 1322 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 100 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 100 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 100 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1322 to 1323 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 34 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1323 to 1324 [12187] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to Knob Goblin Embezzler Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonsterCount changed from 100 to 101 Preference relayCounters changed from 13166:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif to Preference relayCounters changed from to 13206:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1324 to 1325 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > In fight, trying to get away to return items to stash... Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Round 1: mx indigo attacks! Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 1071 damage. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 6 damage. Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con XI, when both Miss Rotten and Lady Amazing complimented you on your dancing. After Battle: You gain 10 Smarm After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: From your little friend's face comes a wink and a gleam, / I'd say you and your Groose make a pretty good team! You gain 13215 Meat After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm. You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor After Battle: You gain 11 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 15 Cheek Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 92 to 93 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _grooseCharge changed from 0 to 1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1325 to 1326 You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1326 to 1327 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1327 to 1328 unequip pants Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1328 to 1329 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1329 to 1330 add to stash: 1 repaid diaper > Returned repaid diaper to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. unequip acc1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1330 to 1331 add to stash: 1 mafia pointer finger ring > Returned mafia pointer finger ring to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1331 to 1332 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1332 to 1333 Preference logPreferenceChange changed from true to false > You fought 6 Knob Goblin Embezzler at the beginning of the day, and an additional 0 digitized Knob Goblin Embezzler throughout the day. Good work, probably! > Including this, you have fought 70 across all ascensions today > Extreme Items: > 2 Ambitious Turkey worth 16200 total > 1 eldritch elixir worth 9000 total > 1 transporter transponder worth 7200 total > -4 Mountain Stream soda worth -972 total > 18 Source essence worth 18 total > 2 bag of gross foreign snacks worth 50 total > This run of garbo, across 11 turns you generated 93,163 meat, with 51,811 raw meat and 41,352 from items > So far today, across 83 turns you generated 1,352,193 meat, with 691,476 raw meat and 660,717 from items > Using adventure value 5000. > Local Version: 29c29418a70264f32aa9140c07cee65091eb5e94 (built from main@1359e614c80d46351c52bd2489cedcb81d117dd9) > Garbo is up to date! > Collecting garbage! Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference dontStopForCounters changed from false to true Preference hpAutoRecovery changed from 0.6 to -0.05 Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 1.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecovery changed from 0.05 to -0.05 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.2 to 0 Preference currentMood changed from default to apathetic Preference libramSkillsSoftcore changed from all to none Preference valueOfInventory changed from 1.8 to 2 Preference choiceAdventure1108 changed from 3 to 1 Preference choiceAdventure1340 changed from 0 to 1 Preference choiceAdventure1341 changed from 0 to 1 Preference shadowLabyrinthGoal changed from browser to effects You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1338 to 1339 Preference commandBufferGCLI changed from prefref relay#set relayCounters = 12134:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:12144:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif:12147:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif#prefref _source#set _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonsteruser =#set set _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonster =#set _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonster =#set _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonsterCount = 2#prefref Digit#garbo -50#prefref Digit#set _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonsterCount = 99#_sourceTerminalDigitizeMonster =#set _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonster =#set _sourceTerminalDigitizeUses = 3#garbo -50#/aa none#garbo -50#prefref digitiz#set _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonster = Knob Goblin Embezzler#garbo -50 to set relayCounters = 12134:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:12144:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif:12147:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif#prefref _source#set _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonsteruser =#set set _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonster =#set _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonster =#set _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonsterCount = 2#prefref Digit#garbo -50#prefref Digit#set _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonsterCount = 99#_sourceTerminalDigitizeMonster =#set _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonster =#set _sourceTerminalDigitizeUses = 3#garbo -50#/aa none#garbo -50#prefref digitiz#set _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonster = Knob Goblin Embezzler#garbo -50#ABORT remove from stash: 1 repaid diaper You acquire an item: repaid diaper > Took repaid diaper from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1339 to 1340 remove from stash: 1 mafia pointer finger ring You acquire an item: mafia pointer finger ring > Took mafia pointer finger ring from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1340 to 1341 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1341 to 1342 > Skipping fancy chocolate sculpture; too expensive (71890 > 30000). mallsearch "possessed sugar cube" Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Daily Familiars/Moveable feast > CCS: [default]\n ";" You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1342 to 1343 You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1343 to 1344 > > Executing Daily/Configure I Voted! Sticker > CCS: [default]\n ";" > > Executing Daily/Verify Horsery > CCS: [default]\n ";" > > Executing Daily/Check Barf Mountain Quest > CCS: [default]\n ";" Visiting the Employee Assignment Kiosk > > Executing Daily Items/Clear Existing Rufus Quest > CCS: [default]\n ";" > > Executing Daily Items/Treat familiar Trick-or-Treating Tot (33 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1344 to 1345 Unequip Bloovian Groose Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1345 to 1346 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1346 to 1347 equip weapon porcelain police baton Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1347 to 1348 equip off-hand porcelain pepper mill equip hat porcelain porkpie equip back porcelain pelerine equip pants porcelain plus-fours equip acc1 porcelain phantom mask > CCS: [default]\n "abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!";" > Autoattack macro: abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!"; place.php?whichplace=town&action=town_trickortreat Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference choiceAdventure1324 changed from 0 to 5 Preference choiceAdventure1387 changed from to 2 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Free Fight/Trick familiar Li'l Xenomorph (44 lbs) Unequip Trick-or-Treating Tot equip familiar amulet coin equip hat wolfman mask Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -hat, 142.2 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.71 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" equip weapon cursed pirate cutlass Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1348 to 1349 equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1349 to 1350 equip back Buddy Bjorn Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1350 to 1351 equip shirt Stephen's lab coat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1351 to 1352 equip pants repaid diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1352 to 1353 equip acc1 bakelite badge Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1353 to 1354 equip acc2 Belt of Loathing Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1354 to 1355 equip familiar Snow Suit Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1355 to 1356 Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Tailor the Snow Suit Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1356 to 1357 Took choice 640/5: Restores 1-10 MP after combat choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=5 Preference snowsuit changed from nose to hat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1357 to 1358 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1358 to 1359 > Maximize: Familiar Weight Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit Took choice 640/3: +10% item drops, can drop carrot nose choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=3 Preference snowsuit changed from hat to nose Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1359 to 1360 equip hat Crown of Thrones Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1360 to 1361 enthrone none Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1361 to 1362 equip hat wolfman mask Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1362 to 1363 bjornify Flaming Gravy Fairy (85 lbs) Preference commandBufferGCLI changed from set relayCounters = 12134:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:12144:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif:12147:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif#prefref _source#set _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonsteruser =#set set _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonster =#set _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonster =#set _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonsterCount = 2#prefref Digit#garbo -50#prefref Digit#set _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonsterCount = 99#_sourceTerminalDigitizeMonster =#set _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonster =#set _sourceTerminalDigitizeUses = 3#garbo -50#/aa none#garbo -50#prefref digitiz#set _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonster = Knob Goblin Embezzler#garbo -50#ABORT to prefref _source#set _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonsteruser =#set set _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonster =#set _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonster =#set _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonsterCount = 2#prefref Digit#garbo -50#prefref Digit#set _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonsterCount = 99#_sourceTerminalDigitizeMonster =#set _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonster =#set _sourceTerminalDigitizeUses = 3#garbo -50#/aa none#garbo -50#prefref digitiz#set _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonster = Knob Goblin Embezzler#garbo -50#ABORT#abort Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1363 to 1364 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1364 to 1365 You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1365 to 1366 unequip pants Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1366 to 1367 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1367 to 1368 add to stash: 1 repaid diaper > Returned repaid diaper to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. add to stash: 1 mafia pointer finger ring > Returned mafia pointer finger ring to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1368 to 1369 Preference logPreferenceChange changed from true to false > You fought 6 Knob Goblin Embezzler at the beginning of the day, and an additional 0 digitized Knob Goblin Embezzler throughout the day. Good work, probably! > Including this, you have fought 76 across all ascensions today > Extreme Items: > This run of garbo, across 0 turns you generated 0 meat, with 0 raw meat and 0 from items > So far today, across 83 turns you generated 1,352,193 meat, with 691,476 raw meat and 660,717 from items Closing session for mx indigo... Initializing session for mx indigo... shop.php?whichshop=mayoclinic WARNING: updated modifier not in modifiers.txt: Item:[6146] You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Visiting Hot Dog Stand in clan VIP lounge Visiting Speakeasy in clan VIP lounge Visiting Floundry in clan VIP lounge =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Player Snapshot =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= > moon March 20, 2024 - Martinus 7 Ronald: third quarter Grimace: waxing gibbous Mini-moon: in front of Ronald, R side Generic Summer Holiday: 4 days Oyster Egg Day: 11 days Dependence Day: 13 days Arrrbor Day: 21 days Labór Day: 31 days Halloween: 41 days Feast of Boris: 48 days Yuletide: 53 days Festival of Jarlsberg: 58 days Valentine's Day: 69 days St. Sneaky Pete's Day: 76 days El Dia De Los Muertos Borrachos: 91 days 2 days until Muscle. > status Name: mx indigo Class: Disco Bandit Lv: 27 HP: 1103 / 1,267 MP: 231 / 1,121 Mus: 787 (517), tnp = 1,023 Mys: 635 (497), tnp = 528 Mox: 977 (707), tnp = 1,001 Advs: 392 Meat: 1,605,410 Full: 18 / 18 Drunk: 20 / 20 Spleen: 15 / 15 > equipment Hat: wolfman mask Weapon: cursed pirate cutlass Off-hand: KoL Con 13 snowglobe Shirt: Stephen's lab coat Pants: (none) Back: Buddy Bjorn Carrying: Flaming Gravy Fairy (70 lbs) Acc. 1: bakelite badge Acc. 2: Belt of Loathing Acc. 3: stinky cheese eye Pet: Li'l Xenomorph (86 lbs) Item: Snow Suit > skills Give Your Opponent the Stinkeye (0 mp) Liver of Steel (0 mp) Chronic Indigestion (5 mp) Powers of Observatiogn (0 mp) Gnefarious Pickpocketing (0 mp) Torso Awareness (0 mp) Gnomish Hardigness (0 mp) Cosmic Ugnderstanding (0 mp) CLEESH (10 mp) Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting (0 mp) Awesome Balls of Fire (120 mp) Conjure Relaxing Campfire (30 mp) Snowclone (120 mp) Maximum Chill (30 mp) Eggsplosion (120 mp) Mudbath (30 mp) Grease Lightning (120 mp) Inappropriate Backrub (30 mp) Natural Born Scrabbler (0 mp) Thrift and Grift (0 mp) Abs of Tin (0 mp) Marginally Insane (0 mp) Raise Backup Dancer (120 mp) Creepy Lullaby (30 mp) Rainbow Gravitation (0 mp) Vent Rage Gland (15 mp) Slimy Synapses (0 mp) Slimy Shoulders (0 mp) Gothy Handwave (1 mp) Break It On Down (2 mp) Pop and Lock It (2 mp) Run Like the Wind (2 mp) Summon Crimbo Candy (3 mp) Unaccompanied Miner (0 mp) Volcanometeor Showeruption (0 mp) Wassail (30 mp) Toynado (120 mp) Fashionably Late (0 mp) Executive Narcolepsy (0 mp) Lunch Break (10 mp) Offensive Joke (15 mp) Managerial Manipulation (5 mp) Natural Born Skeleton Killer (0 mp) Master of the Surprising Fist (0 mp) Summon "Boner Battalion" (200 mp) Torment Plant (5 mp) Pinch Ghost (5 mp) Tattle (7 mp) Thick-Skinned (0 mp) Chip on your Shoulder (0 mp) Request Sandwich (5 mp) Frigidalmatian (300 mp) Silent Slam (5 mp) Silent Squirt (10 mp) Silent Slice (5 mp) Walberg's Dim Bulb (5 mp) Singer's Faithful Ocelot (15 mp) Drescher's Annoying Noise (40 mp) Deep Dark Visions (100 mp) Carbohydrate Cudgel (30 mp) Splattersmash (25 mp) Grab a Cold One (30 mp) Song of the North (100 mp) Conspiratorial Whispers (25 mp) Spaghetti Breakfast (30 mp) Shadow Noodles (30 mp) Song of Starch (100 mp) Song of Sauce (100 mp) Song of Bravado (100 mp) Summon Annoyance (9 swagger) Shrap (0 mp) Psychokinetic Hug (0 mp) Unoffendable (0 mp) Grease Up (15 mp) Alien Source Code (0 mp) Hollow Leg (0 mp) Belch The Rainbow (5 mp) Pirate Bellow (11 mp) Hypersane (0 mp) Intimidating Mien (15 mp) Summon Holiday Fun! 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Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference dontStopForCounters changed from false to true Preference hpAutoRecovery changed from 0.6 to -0.05 Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 1.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecovery changed from 0.05 to -0.05 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.2 to 0 Preference currentMood changed from default to apathetic Preference libramSkillsSoftcore changed from all to none Preference valueOfInventory changed from 1.8 to 2 Preference choiceAdventure1108 changed from 3 to 1 Preference choiceAdventure1340 changed from 0 to 1 Preference choiceAdventure1341 changed from 0 to 1 Preference shadowLabyrinthGoal changed from browser to effects You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _crimboTree changed from true to false remove from stash: 1 repaid diaper You acquire an item: repaid diaper > Took repaid diaper from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1375 to 1376 remove from stash: 1 mafia pointer finger ring You acquire an item: mafia pointer finger ring > Took mafia pointer finger ring from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1376 to 1377 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1377 to 1378 > Skipping fancy chocolate sculpture; too expensive (71890 > 30000). Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Daily Familiars/Moveable feast > CCS: [default]\n ";" You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1378 to 1379 You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1379 to 1380 > > Executing Daily/Configure I Voted! Sticker > CCS: [default]\n ";" > > Executing Daily/Verify Horsery > CCS: [default]\n ";" > > Executing Daily/Check Barf Mountain Quest > CCS: [default]\n ";" Visiting the Employee Assignment Kiosk > > Executing Daily Items/Clear Existing Rufus Quest > CCS: [default]\n ";" > > Executing Daily Items/Treat familiar Trick-or-Treating Tot (63 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1380 to 1381 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1381 to 1382 equip weapon porcelain police baton equip off-hand porcelain pepper mill equip hat porcelain porkpie equip back porcelain pelerine equip pants porcelain plus-fours equip acc1 porcelain phantom mask > CCS: [default]\n "abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!";" > Autoattack macro: abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!"; place.php?whichplace=town&action=town_trickortreat Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference choiceAdventure1324 changed from 0 to 5 Preference choiceAdventure1387 changed from to 2 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Free Fight/Trick mallsearch "glass of "milk"" mallsearch "cup of "tea"" mallsearch "thermos of "whiskey"" mallsearch "Lucky Lindy" mallsearch "Bee's Knees" mallsearch "Sockdollager" mallsearch "Ish Kabibble" mallsearch "Hot Socks" mallsearch "Phonus Balonus" mallsearch "Flivver" mallsearch "Sloppy Jalopy" familiar Li'l Xenomorph (75 lbs) equip hat wolfman mask Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -hat, 142.2 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.71 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" equip weapon cursed pirate cutlass Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1382 to 1383 equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1383 to 1384 equip back Buddy Bjorn Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1384 to 1385 equip pants repaid diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1385 to 1386 equip acc1 bakelite badge Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1386 to 1387 Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1387 to 1388 Took choice 640/5: Restores 1-10 MP after combat choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=5 Preference snowsuit changed from nose to hat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1388 to 1389 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1389 to 1390 > Maximize: Familiar Weight Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit Took choice 640/3: +10% item drops, can drop carrot nose choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=3 Preference snowsuit changed from hat to nose Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1390 to 1391 > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1391 to 1392 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference nextAdventure changed from Barf Mountain to None Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Barf Mountain Maximizer: MP equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1392 to 1393 equip weapon frying brainpan equip off-hand red wagon equip back carpe equip shirt sea salt scrubs equip pants Jeans of Loathing equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1393 to 1394 equip familiar Mayflower bouquet You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1394 to 1395 remove from stash: 1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card You acquire an item: Platinum Yendorian Express Card Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1395 to 1396 > Took Platinum Yendorian Express Card from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1396 to 1397 You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1397 to 1398 add to stash: 1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1398 to 1399 > Returned Platinum Yendorian Express Card to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1399 to 1400 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf familiar Obtuse Angel (38 lbs) Unequip Trick-or-Treating Tot equip familiar amulet coin equip weapon haiku katana Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1400 to 1401 equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1401 to 1402 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe" equip hat Crown of Thrones Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1402 to 1403 equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1403 to 1404 equip shirt origami pasties Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1404 to 1405 use 1 stinky cheese eye You lose 73 hit points You acquire an item: Staff of Queso Escusado Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1405 to 1406 use 1 Staff of Queso Escusado You lose 73 hit points You acquire an item: stinky cheese sword Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1406 to 1407 use 1 stinky cheese sword You lose 73 hit points You acquire an item: stinky cheese diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1407 to 1408 equip pants stinky cheese diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1408 to 1409 equip acc2 cheap sunglasses Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1409 to 1410 equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1410 to 1411 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1411 to 1412 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie equip back Buddy Bjorn Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1412 to 1413 bjornify none Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1413 to 1414 equip back carpe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1414 to 1415 enthrone Flaming Gravy Fairy (40 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1415 to 1416 familiar Li'l Xenomorph (45 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1416 to 1417 equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1417 to 1418 equip weapon frying brainpan Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1418 to 1419 equip off-hand red wagon equip shirt sea salt scrubs equip pants Jeans of Loathing equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze familiar Hobo Monkey (40 lbs) Unequip Obtuse Angel equip familiar amulet coin equip weapon haiku katana Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1419 to 1420 equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1420 to 1421 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe" equip hat Crown of Thrones Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1421 to 1422 equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1422 to 1423 equip shirt origami pasties Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1423 to 1424 equip pants repaid diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1424 to 1425 use 1 stinky cheese diaper You lose 48 hit points You acquire an item: stinky cheese wheel Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1425 to 1426 use 1 stinky cheese wheel You lose 48 hit points You acquire an item: stinky cheese eye Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1426 to 1427 equip acc2 stinky cheese eye Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1427 to 1428 equip acc3 cheap sunglasses Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1428 to 1429 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1429 to 1430 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie familiar Li'l Xenomorph (60 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1430 to 1431 equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1431 to 1432 equip weapon frying brainpan Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1432 to 1433 equip off-hand red wagon equip shirt sea salt scrubs equip pants Jeans of Loathing equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1433 to 1434 equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze familiar Bloovian Groose (40 lbs) Unequip Hobo Monkey equip familiar amulet coin equip weapon haiku katana Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1434 to 1435 equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1435 to 1436 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe" equip hat Crown of Thrones Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1436 to 1437 equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1437 to 1438 equip shirt origami pasties Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1438 to 1439 equip pants repaid diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1439 to 1440 equip acc2 stinky cheese eye Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1440 to 1441 equip acc3 cheap sunglasses Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1441 to 1442 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1442 to 1443 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie familiar Li'l Xenomorph (60 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1443 to 1444 equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1444 to 1445 equip weapon frying brainpan Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1445 to 1446 equip off-hand red wagon equip shirt sea salt scrubs equip pants Jeans of Loathing equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1446 to 1447 equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze > Choosing to use Bloovian Groose (expected value of 1185.1 from familiar drops, 609.0 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 725.5 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit). familiar Bloovian Groose (50 lbs) equip weapon haiku katana Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1447 to 1448 equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1448 to 1449 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" equip hat Crown of Thrones Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1449 to 1450 equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1450 to 1451 equip shirt origami pasties Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1451 to 1452 equip pants repaid diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1452 to 1453 equip acc2 stinky cheese eye Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1453 to 1454 equip acc3 cheap sunglasses Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1454 to 1455 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1455 to 1456 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1456 to 1457 [12188] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from Tailor the Snow Suit to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 64 Meat. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1018 damage. You gain 532 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con IX, when BeaverOlivia gave you that delicious drink. It was so good! You go into your kitchen and try to recreate it. You acquire an item: cabooze After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: With a wink and a smile and a smile and a wink, / the Groose, he approves of your actions (you think.) You gain 3997 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 10 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 13 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 30 Roguishness Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 93 to 94 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to garbage tourist Preference _grooseCharge changed from 1 to 2 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1457 to 1458 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Bloovian Groose (expected value of 1185.1 from familiar drops, 609.0 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 725.5 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12189] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 68 Meat. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: You lose 1 hit point Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: You lose 1 hit point Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1074 damage. You gain 445 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con XI, when you and Mister Beef totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious. After Battle: You gain 9 Chutzpah After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head. Preference lovebugsMysticality changed from 831 to 835 After Battle: You gain 4 Enchantedness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: With a smile and a wink and a wink and a smile, / your Bloovian Groose is quite cute -- no denial! You gain 4211 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: With a sound that's a cross 'tween a squick and a shqueese, / your Groose, he produces a small glob of grease. You acquire an item: groose grease Preference _grooseDrops changed from 0 to 1 After Battle: You gain 9 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 17 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 27 Sarcasm Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 94 to 95 Preference _grooseCharge changed from 2 to 0 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1458 to 1459 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Golden Monkey (expected value of 1200.0 from familiar drops, 587.0 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 725.5 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit). familiar Golden Monkey (52 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1459 to 1460 Unequip Bloovian Groose Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1460 to 1461 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1461 to 1462 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1462 to 1463 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 40 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1463 to 1464 [12190] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: angry tourist takes 13 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 54 Meat. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: angry tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: angry tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 3: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 7: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 8: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 12: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 12: You lose 1 hit point Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 13: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 14: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 19: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: angry tourist takes 1047 damage. You gain 526 Meat. Round 22: angry tourist drops 7 attack power. Round 22: angry tourist drops 5 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con V, when you and Wacky Noam took turns doing benchpresses with DiscoPunk's car. Wait, did that really happen? After Battle: You gain 9 Fortitude After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately. Preference lovebugsMuscle changed from 768 to 773 After Battle: You gain 5 Beefiness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay's shiny golden eyelid twinkles as he winks at you. You gain 3839 Meat After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us. You acquire an item: normal barrel After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay stops shrieking for a minute and beams at you. (+14 Stats) After Battle: You gain 12 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 11 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 32 Chutzpah Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 95 to 96 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Preference _goldenMoneyCharge changed from 0 to 1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1464 to 1465 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Golden Monkey (expected value of 1200.0 from familiar drops, 587.0 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 725.5 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12191] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 67 Meat. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: You lose 1 hit point Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1031 damage. You gain 559 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con 3-D, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people. After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay's shiny golden eyelid twinkles as he winks at you. You gain 4281 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay stops shrieking for a minute and beams at you. (+14 Stats) After Battle: You gain 15 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 12 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 26 Cheek Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 96 to 97 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Preference _goldenMoneyCharge changed from 1 to 2 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1465 to 1466 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Golden Monkey (expected value of 1200.0 from familiar drops, 587.0 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 725.5 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12192] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 9 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 62 Meat. Round 8: You lose 2 hit points Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1044 damage. You gain 517 Meat. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 5 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 9 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con IX, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume. After Battle: You gain 7 Cheek After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay's shiny golden eyelid twinkles as he winks at you. You gain 3550 Meat After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it. You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10) You acquire an item: expensive camera You acquire an item: filthy child leash After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay stops shrieking for a minute and beams at you. (+14 Stats) After Battle: You gain 16 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 28 Smarm Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 97 to 98 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Preference _goldenMoneyCharge changed from 2 to 3 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1466 to 1467 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Golden Monkey (expected value of 1200.0 from familiar drops, 587.0 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 725.5 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 38 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1467 to 1468 [12193] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 41 Meat. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1023 damage. You gain 498 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con V, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people. After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay's shiny golden eyelid twinkles as he winks at you. You gain 4479 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay scratches his head, dislodging some golden dandruff. You sweep it up and take it with you. You acquire an item: powdered gold Preference _powderedGoldDrops changed from 0 to 1 After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay stops shrieking for a minute and beams at you. (+15 Stats) After Battle: You gain 11 Strongness After Battle: You gain 16 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 26 Chutzpah Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 98 to 99 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Preference _goldenMoneyCharge changed from 3 to 0 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1468 to 1469 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Fist Turkey (expected value of 1531.2 from familiar drops, 71.6 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 725.5 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit). familiar Fist Turkey (55 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1469 to 1470 Unequip Golden Monkey Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1470 to 1471 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1471 to 1472 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" unequip acc2 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1472 to 1473 use 1 stinky cheese eye You lose 65 hit points You acquire an item: Staff of Queso Escusado Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1473 to 1474 use 1 Staff of Queso Escusado You lose 65 hit points You acquire an item: stinky cheese sword Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1474 to 1475 use 1 stinky cheese sword You lose 65 hit points You acquire an item: stinky cheese diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1475 to 1476 equip pants stinky cheese diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1476 to 1477 equip acc2 incredibly dense meat gem Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1477 to 1478 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1478 to 1479 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 673 hit points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1479 to 1480 use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 37 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1480 to 1481 [12194] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 1: Trunathan viciously pecks your opponent until she can barely stand, staggering her and doing 106 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 106 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: Trunathan's bells jingle merrily. Round 2: Trunathan headbutts your opponent for 114 damage. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 114 damage. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con XI, when you armwrestled TurkeyLord. You lost, but it was a good workout! After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet. Preference lovebugsItemDrop changed from 188 to 189 After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3657 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Trunathan cranks up some hardcore punk music and slam-dances in the straw. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 24 Roguishness Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 99 to 100 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1481 to 1482 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Fist Turkey (expected value of 1531.2 from familiar drops, 71.6 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 725.5 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit). Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" equip pants Pantsgiving Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1482 to 1483 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1483 to 1484 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1484 to 1485 [12195] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 12 damage. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 16 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 14 defense. Round 1: Trunathan does a one-two kick with its creepy taloned feet for 115 damage. Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 115 damage. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con XII, when Sophia the Amazing taught you to play that really complicated board game. After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3508 Meat After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it. You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10) After Battle: Trunathan finds a little pile of straw and does that ol' "turkey in the straw" dance. You acquire an item: expensive camera After Battle: You gain 5 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 27 Sarcasm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 50 to 51 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1485 to 1486 > > Executing Postcombat/Fun-Guy Spores > CCS: [default]\n ";" Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1486 to 1487 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Fist Turkey (expected value of 1531.2 from familiar drops, 71.6 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 725.5 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1487 to 1488 [12196] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby Encounter: This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby Took choice 1073/1: gain stats and meat choice.php?whichchoice=1073&option=1&pwd You gain 176 Muscleboundness You gain 160 Enchantedness You gain 216 Sarcasm You gain 1,605 Meat Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from true to false Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1488 to 1489 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Fist Turkey (expected value of 1531.2 from familiar drops, 71.6 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 725.5 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12197] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby to angry tourist Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: angry tourist takes 13 damage. Round 1: angry tourist drops 14 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 15 defense. Round 1: Trunathan puts his eye to the ground, gobbles a couple of times, and points at some meat you missed. You gain 245 Meat. Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: angry tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: angry tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Trunathan headbutts your opponent extra hard, staggering him and doing 97 damage. Round 3: angry tourist takes 97 damage. You gain 50 Meat. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 4: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 4: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: Trunathan's bells jingle merrily. Round 7: Trunathan does a one-two kick with its creepy taloned feet for 122 damage. Round 7: angry tourist takes 122 damage. Round 7: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VI, when both TequilaBeast and CeramicThug complimented you on your dancing. After Battle: You gain 9 Smarm After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet. Preference lovebugsItemDrop changed from 189 to 190 After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3019 Meat After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us. After Battle: Trunathan cranks up some of its favorite jive music and dances along in the straw. You acquire an item: expensive camera You acquire an item: How to Avoid Scams You acquire an item: garbage juice slurpee After Battle: You gain 12 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 24 Sarcasm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 51 to 52 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to angry tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1489 to 1490 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Fist Turkey (expected value of 1531.2 from familiar drops, 71.6 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 725.5 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12198] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: Trunathan challenges you to a push-up contest, which he wins. Round 1: You gain 60 Fortitude Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Preference _turkeyMuscle changed from 2 to 3 Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: Trunathan smacks your opponent repeatedly with his hard, reptilian feet. She looks a little out of it, and takes 128 damage. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 128 damage. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con XI, when you and CoolSuperWish and FusilliJuggalo the Wolf won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge! After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3481 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Trunathan finds a little pile of straw and does that ol' "turkey in the straw" dance. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 4 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 31 Cheek Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 52 to 53 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1490 to 1491 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Fist Turkey (expected value of 1531.2 from familiar drops, 71.6 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 725.5 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12199] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: Trunathan scratches the ground disinterestedly, unearthing a small bit of meat you missed. You gain 216 Meat. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 45 Meat. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: Trunathan buffets your opponent with his wings until she can barely stand, staggering her and doing 107 damage. Round 7: garbage tourist takes 107 damage. Round 7: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 8: garbage tourist takes 1050 damage. You gain 409 Meat. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 9 defense. Round 8: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con 3-D, when both PokeyKylie and Lady Beef complimented you on your dancing. After Battle: You gain 9 Roguishness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2828 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Trunathan finds a little pile of straw and does that ol' "turkey in the straw" dance. After Battle: Trunathan squats, squawks painfully, then stands up to reveal a bottle of booze. Probably you should wipe it off before you drink it. You acquire an item: Ambitious Turkey Preference _turkeyBooze changed from 3 to 4 After Battle: You gain 12 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 21 Roguishness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 53 to 54 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1491 to 1492 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Fist Turkey (expected value of 1531.2 from familiar drops, 71.6 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 725.5 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12200] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense. Round 1: Trunathan viciously pecks your opponent until she can barely stand, staggering her and doing 106 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 106 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 2: garbage tourist takes 1015 damage. You gain 543 Meat. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 7 defense. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 75 Meat. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con VII, when you armwrestled FettuciniChief. You lost, but it was a good workout! After Battle: You gain 6 Strongness After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet. Preference lovebugsItemDrop changed from 190 to 191 After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3345 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Trunathan finds a little pile of straw and does that ol' "turkey in the straw" dance. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 7 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 25 Sarcasm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 54 to 55 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1492 to 1493 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Fist Turkey (expected value of 1531.2 from familiar drops, 71.6 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 725.5 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12201] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 defense. Round 1: Trunathan scratches the ground, notices he has a little meat caught between his talons, and gives it to you. You gain 247 Meat. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: Trunathan wattle-whips your opponent for 115 damage. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 115 damage. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con II, when you and SleazyGiraffe totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious. After Battle: You gain 9 Smarm After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately. Preference lovebugsMuscle changed from 773 to 778 After Battle: You gain 5 Strengthliness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2815 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Trunathan cranks up some of its favorite jive music and dances along in the straw. After Battle: You gain 10 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 7 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 24 Cheek Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 55 to 56 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1493 to 1494 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Fist Turkey (expected value of 1531.2 from familiar drops, 71.6 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 725.5 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12202] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to Doggy Heaven Encounter: Doggy Heaven You acquire an item: FunFunds™ Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1494 to 1495 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Fist Turkey (expected value of 1531.2 from familiar drops, 71.6 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 725.5 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12202] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from Doggy Heaven to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 defense. Round 1: Trunathan viciously wattle-whips your opponent until she looks dizzy and out-of-sorts, doing 88 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 88 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: Trunathan viciously pecks your opponent until she can barely stand, staggering her and doing 109 damage. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 109 damage. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con X, when NoodleDancer bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator! You acquire an item: bunch of square grapes After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet. Preference lovebugsItemDrop changed from 191 to 192 After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3508 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Trunathan cranks up some of its favorite jive music and dances along in the straw. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 10 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 22 Smarm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 56 to 57 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1495 to 1496 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Fist Turkey (expected value of 1531.2 from familiar drops, 71.6 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 725.5 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 35 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1496 to 1497 [12203] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 defense. Round 1: Trunathan gives you a fist-bump and a chest-bump. Round 1: You gain 53 Beefiness Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Preference _turkeyMuscle changed from 3 to 4 Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Trunathan's bells jingle merrily. Round 3: Trunathan buffets your opponent with his wings until she can barely stand, staggering her and doing 97 damage. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 97 damage. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Trunathan smacks your opponent repeatedly with his hard, reptilian feet. She looks a little out of it, and takes 132 damage. Round 5: garbage tourist takes 132 damage. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con 3-D, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume. After Battle: You gain 7 Chutzpah After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3087 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Trunathan flaps his wings and does an aggressive territorial turkey dance. After Battle: You gain 7 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 7 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 28 Cheek You acquire an item: Lapis Lazuli Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 57 to 58 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1497 to 1498 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Fist Turkey (expected value of 1531.2 from familiar drops, 71.6 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 725.5 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12204] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: Trunathan gobbles excitedly, scratches deep into the earth, and unearths a treasure trove of meat! You gain 421 Meat. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 63 Meat. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Trunathan's bells jingle merrily. Round 5: Trunathan viciously pecks your opponent until she can barely stand, staggering her and doing 113 damage. Round 5: garbage tourist takes 113 damage. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 5: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con VI, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume. After Battle: You gain 6 Smarm After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately. Preference lovebugsMuscle changed from 778 to 782 After Battle: You gain 4 Strengthliness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3427 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Trunathan finds a little pile of straw and does that ol' "turkey in the straw" dance. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 13 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 22 Smarm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 58 to 59 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1498 to 1499 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Fist Turkey (expected value of 1531.2 from familiar drops, 71.6 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 725.5 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12205] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: Trunathan buffets your opponent with his wings until she can barely stand, staggering her and doing 95 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 95 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: Trunathan's bells jingle merrily. Round 2: Trunathan beak-slams your opponent for 125 damage. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 125 damage. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con V, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume. After Battle: You gain 6 Smarm After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3848 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Trunathan does the Funky Turkey, which is like the Funky Chicken, but more violent. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: Trunathan squawks, drops into a squat, and stands up with a bottle of booze under its wing. Don't ask where it came from. You acquire an item: Ambitious Turkey Preference _turkeyBooze changed from 4 to 5 After Battle: You gain 10 Strongness After Battle: You gain 4 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 26 Cheek You acquire an item: Lapis Lazuli Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 59 to 60 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1499 to 1500 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 1573.0 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 725.5 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit). familiar Li'l Xenomorph (45 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1500 to 1501 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" Unequip Fist Turkey Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1501 to 1502 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1502 to 1503 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1503 to 1504 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12206] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 63 Meat. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 16: You lose 1 hit point Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1078 damage. You gain 459 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con XI, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume. After Battle: You gain 6 Chutzpah After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear. Preference lovebugsMoxie changed from 1001 to 1007 After Battle: You gain 6 Chutzpah After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3536 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: Xeny! smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+12 Stats) After Battle: You gain 14 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 12 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 26 Roguishness You acquire an item: scroll of minor invulnerability Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 60 to 61 Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 0 to 1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1504 to 1505 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 1573.0 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 725.5 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 36 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1505 to 1506 [12207] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: angry tourist takes 11 damage. Round 1: angry tourist drops 20 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 14 defense. Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 68 Meat. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: angry tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: angry tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 6: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 7: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 9: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 9: You lose 1 hit point Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 10: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 11: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 12: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 13: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 17: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 20: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 21: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: angry tourist takes 1054 damage. You gain 537 Meat. Round 22: angry tourist drops 10 attack power. Round 22: angry tourist drops 10 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con IV, when Professor Fusilli taught you to play that really complicated board game. After Battle: You gain 8 Enchantedness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3128 Meat After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us. You acquire an item: expensive camera After Battle: Xeny! smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+12 Stats) After Battle: You gain 10 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 17 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 27 Chutzpah Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 61 to 62 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 1 to 2 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1506 to 1507 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 1573.0 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 725.5 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12208] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 48 Meat. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1075 damage. You gain 447 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con V, when you armwrestled StinkyTimmy. You lost, but it was a good workout! After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head. Preference lovebugsMysticality changed from 835 to 839 After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3440 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: Xeny! smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+12 Stats) After Battle: You gain 12 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 31 Roguishness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 62 to 63 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 2 to 3 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1507 to 1508 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 1573.0 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 35 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1508 to 1509 [12209] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 70 Meat. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: You lose 3 hit points Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 8: You lose 3 hit points Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 16: You lose 2 hit points Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: You lose 2 hit points Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1020 damage. You gain 422 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con XII, when you and BearDancer and Lady Pimp won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge! After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3036 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: Xeny! smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+11 Stats) After Battle: You gain 13 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 12 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 26 Chutzpah Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 63 to 64 Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 3 to 4 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1509 to 1510 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 1573.0 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12210] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 9 damage. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 13 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 16 defense. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. You gain 72 Meat. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: You lose 2 hit points Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1075 damage. You gain 426 Meat. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 10 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 6 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con V, when you and Claudius the Drunk and Stella the Amazing won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge! After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2940 Meat After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it. You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10) You acquire an item: normal barrel After Battle: Xeny! hiccups and coughs up something covered in corrosive goo. Your curiosity overcomes your gag reflex and you pick up the device. You acquire an item: transporter transponder Preference _transponderDrops changed from 3 to 4 After Battle: Xeny! smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+11 Stats) After Battle: You gain 11 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 17 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 21 Smarm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 64 to 65 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 4 to 0 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1510 to 1511 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Grim Brother (expected value of 1052.6 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit). familiar Grim Brother (35 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1511 to 1512 Unequip Li'l Xenomorph Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1512 to 1513 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1513 to 1514 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" equip pants repaid diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1514 to 1515 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1515 to 1516 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1516 to 1517 use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 39 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1517 to 1518 [12211] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 43 Meat. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: You lose 2 hit points Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1032 damage. You gain 423 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con V, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people. After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head. Preference lovebugsMysticality changed from 839 to 843 After Battle: You gain 4 Enchantedness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: You blanch as Gottfried Von Krankenschwester finishes a story with, "and with his last wish, Aladdin freed the genie, and the genie immediately atomized Aladdin because he was still mad about being locked in a lamp for ten thousand years." You search for extra Meat, just to take your mind off the tale. You gain 3385 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester has an inspiration for a pleasant story without any vivisection in it and smiles at his success. (+14 Stats) After Battle: You gain 12 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 10 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 31 Sarcasm Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Preference _grimBrotherCharge changed from 0 to 1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1518 to 1519 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Grim Brother (expected value of 1052.6 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12212] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: You lose 2 hit points Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 47 Meat. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: You lose 2 hit points Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1020 damage. You gain 516 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con IX, when you armwrestled MariachiHeadChef. You lost, but it was a good workout! After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat. Preference lovebugsMeatDrop changed from 47 to 48 After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: You blanch as Gottfried Von Krankenschwester finishes a story with, "and the seven dwarfs fought each other to the death for the hand of the beautiful princess, until not a one remained." You search for extra Meat, just to take your mind off the tale. You gain 3987 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester finishes a story. You guess that the moral of the story is "don't trust whitey," and he smiles at your joke. (+14 Stats) After Battle: You gain 11 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 11 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 31 Chutzpah Preference _grimBrotherCharge changed from 1 to 2 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1519 to 1520 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Grim Brother (expected value of 1052.6 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12213] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: You lose 3 hit points Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 40 Meat. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1027 damage. You gain 561 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con IV, when you and FurryDude the Frigid totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious. After Battle: You gain 9 Smarm After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: You tune into the tale Gottfried Von Krankenschwester has been telling in time to hear him say, "and the Prince married the girl who danced with him all night at the ball, and together they continued to perpetrate the abuses of the monarchy for years, right up until the violent revolution, in which they were both beheaded." You quickly turn away and search for more Meat, to take your mind off the horrid story. You gain 3553 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester manages to tell a whole story without any horrific torture in it, and smiles enthusiastically. (+14 Stats) After Battle: You gain 12 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 13 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 29 Chutzpah Preference _grimBrotherCharge changed from 2 to 3 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1520 to 1521 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Grim Brother (expected value of 1052.6 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 30 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1521 to 1522 [12214] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 9: You lose 2 hit points Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 54 Meat. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1023 damage. You gain 595 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con II, when you and FluffySexyWhatever took turns doing benchpresses with TequilaHyena's car. Wait, did that really happen? After Battle: You gain 9 Strengthliness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester ends a tale with, "and the Prince kissed the sleeping maiden, and she awoke, and she thanked the Prince cordially but said he really wasn't her type, but she was forced into an arranged marriage with him anyway." You nod and search for more Meat to take your mind off the awful story he just told. You gain 3385 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester breaks through his writer's block on his new story, and smiles as he relates how having the protagonist get eaten by a gnu will tie things up neatly. (+14 Stats) After Battle: You gain 8 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 14 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 30 Roguishness Preference _grimBrotherCharge changed from 3 to 4 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1522 to 1523 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Grim Brother (expected value of 1052.6 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 35 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1523 to 1524 [12215] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: angry tourist takes 14 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: angry tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: angry tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 3: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: angry tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 50 Meat. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 7: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 8: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 10: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 11: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 12: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 13: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 15: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 16: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 18: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 20: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 21: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: angry tourist takes 1045 damage. You gain 455 Meat. Round 22: angry tourist drops 10 attack power. Round 22: angry tourist drops 9 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con IV, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong! After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat. Preference lovebugsMeatDrop changed from 48 to 49 After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: You tune into the tale Gottfried Von Krankenschwester has been telling in time to hear him say, "and the seven dwarfs fought each other to the death for the hand of the beautiful princess, until not a one remained." You quickly turn away and search for more Meat, to take your mind off the horrid story. You gain 3306 Meat After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us. You acquire an item: How to Avoid Scams You acquire an item: garbage juice slurpee After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester breaks through his writer's block on his new story, and smiles as he relates how having the protagonist get eaten by a gnu will tie things up neatly. (+14 Stats) After Battle: You gain 10 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 11 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 32 Cheek You gain a Moxie point! Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Preference _grimBrotherCharge changed from 4 to 5 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1524 to 1525 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Grim Brother (expected value of 1052.6 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12216] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 52 Meat. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: You lose 2 hit points Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 4: You lose 2 hit points Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: You lose 2 hit points Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1036 damage. You gain 433 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con XII, when you armwrestled SpaghettiMage. You lost, but it was a good workout! After Battle: You gain 6 Fortitude After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester ends a tale with, "but the fourth pig built his house out of an unstable isotope, and died of radiation poisoning." You nod and search for more Meat to take your mind off the awful story he just told. You gain 3273 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester recalls the time he entertained a whole orphanage full of children with a terrifying story, and smiles happily. (+14 Stats) After Battle: You gain 14 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 19 Magicalness You gain a Mysticality point! After Battle: You gain 19 Roguishness You acquire an item: Arrow (+1) Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Preference _grimBrotherCharge changed from 5 to 6 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1525 to 1526 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Grim Brother (expected value of 1052.6 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12217] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 54 Meat. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: You lose 2 hit points Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 14: You lose 2 hit points Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1015 damage. You gain 470 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con IX, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume. After Battle: You gain 7 Sarcasm After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: You blanch as Gottfried Von Krankenschwester finishes a story with, "but the scissor-man came for the naughty child and cut off both of his thumbs while the child screamed for mercy. The end." You search for extra Meat, just to take your mind off the tale. You gain 3007 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester manages to end a story without disemboweling any characters, and smiles beatifically. (+14 Stats) After Battle: You gain 16 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 11 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 26 Smarm Preference _grimBrotherCharge changed from 6 to 7 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1526 to 1527 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Grim Brother (expected value of 1052.6 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 30 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1527 to 1528 [12218] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 12 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. You gain 55 Meat. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1051 damage. You gain 418 Meat. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 8 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 10 defense. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con VII, when you and Maria the Great totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious. After Battle: You gain 9 Sarcasm After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester ends a tale with, "and so the dogs fell upon the fox and tore him apart, alive. What did the fox say? Mostly 'AIIIIIIIGGGGH!'." You nod and search for more Meat to take your mind off the awful story he just told. You gain 3525 Meat After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it. You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10) You acquire an item: expensive camera After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester manages to end a story without disemboweling any characters, and smiles beatifically. (+14 Stats) After Battle: You gain 13 Strongness After Battle: You gain 12 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 28 Sarcasm Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Preference _grimBrotherCharge changed from 7 to 8 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1528 to 1529 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Grim Brother (expected value of 1052.6 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 38 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1529 to 1530 [12219] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 70 Meat. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1011 damage. You gain 491 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con VI, when you and PastaFighter and CheesyTiger won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge! After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: You blanch as Gottfried Von Krankenschwester finishes a story with, "and with his last wish, Aladdin freed the genie, and the genie immediately atomized Aladdin because he was still mad about being locked in a lamp for ten thousand years." You search for extra Meat, just to take your mind off the tale. You gain 3832 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester finishes an illustrated manuscript with a final flourish, and hands it to you to read. You acquire an item: grim fairy tale Preference _grimFairyTaleDrops changed from 1 to 2 After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester recalls the time he entertained a whole orphanage full of children with a terrifying story, and smiles happily. (+14 Stats) After Battle: You gain 13 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 33 Cheek Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Preference _grimBrotherCharge changed from 8 to 0 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1530 to 1531 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 1052.6 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit). familiar Unconscious Collective (50 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1531 to 1532 Unequip Grim Brother Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1532 to 1533 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1533 to 1534 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1534 to 1535 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12220] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 40 Meat. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 8: You lose 2 hit points Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1044 damage. You gain 573 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con XI, when you and LankyFighter the Gnoll took turns doing benchpresses with Pimp Amelia's car. Wait, did that really happen? After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Grofflesby wakes up for a second, winks at you sleepily, and falls back into dreaming, its little paws twitching. You gain 3469 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 12 Strongness After Battle: You gain 10 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 31 Cheek Preference _unconsciousCollectiveCharge changed from 0 to 1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1535 to 1536 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 1052.6 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12221] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 55 Meat. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1022 damage. You gain 408 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con II, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people. After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Grofflesby's eyelids flutter as it dreams of endless lines of dancing universal symbols. You gain 3371 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 10 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 15 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 29 Roguishness Preference _unconsciousCollectiveCharge changed from 1 to 2 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1536 to 1537 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 1052.6 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 37 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1537 to 1538 [12222] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 55 Meat. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: You lose 2 hit points Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 14: You lose 2 hit points Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1065 damage. You gain 495 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con 3-D, when FurryWeather taught you to play that really complicated board game. After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Grofflesby's eyelids flutter as it dreams of endless lines of dancing universal symbols. You gain 3273 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: normal barrel After Battle: You gain 13 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 11 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 29 Chutzpah Preference _unconsciousCollectiveCharge changed from 2 to 3 Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1538 to 1539 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 1052.6 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12223] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby Encounter: This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby Took choice 1073/1: gain stats and meat choice.php?whichchoice=1073&option=1&pwd You gain 154 Strongness You gain 172 Enchantedness You gain 205 Chutzpah You gain 1,599 Meat Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from true to false Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1539 to 1540 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 1052.6 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12224] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 47 Meat. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 4: You lose 2 hit points Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: You lose 2 hit points Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1036 damage. You gain 579 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con V, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong! After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head. Preference lovebugsMysticality changed from 843 to 847 After Battle: You gain 4 Enchantedness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Grofflesby's little legs twitch and its eyelids flutter as it dreams of dancing. You gain 3721 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 11 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 13 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 30 Chutzpah Preference _unconsciousCollectiveCharge changed from 3 to 4 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1540 to 1541 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 1052.6 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12225] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: angry tourist takes 13 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: angry tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: angry tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 4: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 75 Meat. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 10: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 11: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 12: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 13: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 15: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 20: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: angry tourist takes 1016 damage. You gain 534 Meat. Round 22: angry tourist drops 5 attack power. Round 22: angry tourist drops 7 defense. Round 22: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 22: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con IV, when you armwrestled Rum Elmer. You lost, but it was a good workout! After Battle: You gain 6 Fortitude After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Grofflesby's eyelids flutter as it dreams of endless lines of dancing universal symbols. You gain 3609 Meat After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us. You acquire an item: How to Avoid Scams You acquire an item: garbage juice slurpee After Battle: You gain 10 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 15 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 27 Cheek Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Preference _unconsciousCollectiveCharge changed from 4 to 5 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1541 to 1542 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Crimbo Shrub (expected value of 2500.0 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit). familiar Crimbo Shrub (37 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1542 to 1543 Unequip Unconscious Collective Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1543 to 1544 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1544 to 1545 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" equip pants Pantsgiving Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1545 to 1546 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1546 to 1547 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Open a Big Red Present;skill Open a Big Red Present;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Open a Big Red Present;skill Open a Big Red Present;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1547 to 1548 use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 37 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1548 to 1549 [12226] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage. You gain 2,513 Meat. You acquire an effect: Everything Looks Red (99) Round 1: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 14 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 17 defense. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 3: Woddeus's bells jingle merrily. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 48 Meat. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 11: You lose 3 hit points Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: Woddeus's bells jingle merrily. Round 18: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1062 damage. You gain 429 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con XII, when both NoodleMegaCover and SuperAgent the Kind complimented you on your dancing. After Battle: You gain 10 Smarm After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3120 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: normal barrel After Battle: Woddeus disinfects your wounds with spray snow and wraps them in tinsel. After Battle: You gain 24 hit points After Battle: Woddeus is so excited about Crimbo that he starts doing backflips. (+8 Stats) After Battle: You gain 11 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 13 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 25 Sarcasm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 65 to 66 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1549 to 1550 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 1052.6 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit). familiar Unconscious Collective (35 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1550 to 1551 Unequip Crimbo Shrub Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1551 to 1552 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1552 to 1553 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" equip pants repaid diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1553 to 1554 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1554 to 1555 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1555 to 1556 [12227] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to Knob Goblin Embezzler Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonsterCount changed from 101 to 102 Preference relayCounters changed from 13206:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif to Preference relayCounters changed from to 13256:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1556 to 1557 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > In fight, trying to get away to return items to stash... Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Round 1: mx indigo attacks! Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 1088 damage. You gain 609 Meat. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 9 attack power. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 2 attack power. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 6 damage. Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con X, when ChickenPunk gave you that delicious drink. It was so good! You go into your kitchen and try to recreate it. You acquire an item: Orangemageddon wine cooler After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Grofflesby's little legs twitch and its eyelids flutter as it dreams of dancing. You gain 8581 Meat After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm. You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Grofflesby stirs uneasily in its eternal slumber, and coughs up a little jar full of swirling dream stuff. You acquire an item: Unconscious Collective Dream Jar Preference _dreamJarDrops changed from 1 to 2 After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 4 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 21 Chutzpah Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _unconsciousCollectiveCharge changed from 5 to 0 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1557 to 1558 You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1558 to 1559 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1559 to 1560 unequip pants Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1560 to 1561 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1561 to 1562 add to stash: 1 repaid diaper > Returned repaid diaper to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. unequip acc1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1562 to 1563 add to stash: 1 mafia pointer finger ring > Returned mafia pointer finger ring to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1563 to 1564 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1564 to 1565 Preference logPreferenceChange changed from true to false > You fought 0 Knob Goblin Embezzler at the beginning of the day, and an additional 0 digitized Knob Goblin Embezzler throughout the day. Good work, probably! > Including this, you have fought 76 across all ascensions today > Extreme Items: > 2 Ambitious Turkey worth 16200 total > 1 transporter transponder worth 7110 total > 1 FunFunds™ worth 6705 total > -13 Mountain Stream soda worth -3159 total > 1 embezzler's oil worth 5 total > 1 Arrow (+1) worth 10 total > This run of garbo, across 40 turns you generated 218,762 meat, with 160,207 raw meat and 58,555 from items > So far today, across 123 turns you generated 1,570,955 meat, with 851,683 raw meat and 719,272 from items > Using adventure value 5000. > Local Version: 29c29418a70264f32aa9140c07cee65091eb5e94 (built from main@1359e614c80d46351c52bd2489cedcb81d117dd9) > Garbo is up to date! > Collecting garbage! Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference dontStopForCounters changed from false to true Preference hpAutoRecovery changed from 0.6 to -0.05 Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 1.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecovery changed from 0.05 to -0.05 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.2 to 0 Preference currentMood changed from default to apathetic Preference libramSkillsSoftcore changed from all to none Preference valueOfInventory changed from 1.8 to 2 Preference choiceAdventure1108 changed from 3 to 1 Preference choiceAdventure1340 changed from 0 to 1 Preference choiceAdventure1341 changed from 0 to 1 Preference shadowLabyrinthGoal changed from browser to effects You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1570 to 1571 remove from stash: 1 repaid diaper You acquire an item: repaid diaper > Took repaid diaper from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1571 to 1572 remove from stash: 1 mafia pointer finger ring You acquire an item: mafia pointer finger ring > Took mafia pointer finger ring from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1572 to 1573 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1573 to 1574 > Skipping fancy chocolate sculpture; too expensive (71890 > 30000). mallsearch "possessed sugar cube" Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Daily Familiars/Moveable feast > CCS: [default]\n ";" You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1574 to 1575 You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1575 to 1576 > > Executing Daily/Configure I Voted! Sticker > CCS: [default]\n ";" > > Executing Daily/Verify Horsery > CCS: [default]\n ";" > > Executing Daily/Check Barf Mountain Quest > CCS: [default]\n ";" Visiting the Employee Assignment Kiosk > > Executing Daily Items/Clear Existing Rufus Quest > CCS: [default]\n ";" > > Executing Daily Items/Treat familiar Trick-or-Treating Tot (28 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1576 to 1577 Unequip Unconscious Collective Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1577 to 1578 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1578 to 1579 equip weapon porcelain police baton Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1579 to 1580 equip off-hand porcelain pepper mill equip hat porcelain porkpie equip back porcelain pelerine equip pants porcelain plus-fours equip acc1 porcelain phantom mask > CCS: [default]\n "abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!";" > Autoattack macro: abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!"; place.php?whichplace=town&action=town_trickortreat Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference choiceAdventure1324 changed from 0 to 5 Preference choiceAdventure1387 changed from to 2 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Free Fight/Trick familiar Li'l Xenomorph (39 lbs) Unequip Trick-or-Treating Tot equip familiar amulet coin equip hat wolfman mask Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -hat, 142.2 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.71 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" equip weapon cursed pirate cutlass Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1580 to 1581 equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1581 to 1582 equip back Buddy Bjorn Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1582 to 1583 equip shirt Stephen's lab coat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1583 to 1584 equip pants repaid diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1584 to 1585 equip acc1 Belt of Loathing Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1585 to 1586 equip acc2 bakelite badge Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1586 to 1587 equip acc3 Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1587 to 1588 equip familiar Snow Suit Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1588 to 1589 Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Tailor the Snow Suit Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1589 to 1590 Took choice 640/5: Restores 1-10 MP after combat choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=5 Preference snowsuit changed from nose to hat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1590 to 1591 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1591 to 1592 > Maximize: Familiar Weight Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit Took choice 640/3: +10% item drops, can drop carrot nose choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=3 Preference snowsuit changed from hat to nose Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1592 to 1593 equip hat Crown of Thrones Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1593 to 1594 enthrone none Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1594 to 1595 equip hat wolfman mask Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1595 to 1596 bjornify Flaming Gravy Fairy (83 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1596 to 1597 > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1597 to 1598 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1598 to 1599 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference nextAdventure changed from Barf Mountain to None Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Barf Mountain Maximizer: MP equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1599 to 1600 equip weapon frying brainpan equip off-hand red wagon equip back carpe equip shirt sea salt scrubs equip pants Jeans of Loathing equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze equip familiar Mayflower bouquet You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1600 to 1601 remove from stash: 1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card You acquire an item: Platinum Yendorian Express Card Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1601 to 1602 > Took Platinum Yendorian Express Card from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1602 to 1603 You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1603 to 1604 add to stash: 1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1604 to 1605 > Returned Platinum Yendorian Express Card to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1605 to 1606 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf familiar Obtuse Angel (33 lbs) equip familiar amulet coin equip weapon haiku katana Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1606 to 1607 equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1607 to 1608 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe" equip hat Crown of Thrones Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1608 to 1609 equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1609 to 1610 equip shirt origami pasties Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1610 to 1611 equip pants Pantsgiving Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1611 to 1612 equip acc2 cheap sunglasses Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1612 to 1613 equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1613 to 1614 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1614 to 1615 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie equip back Buddy Bjorn Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1615 to 1616 bjornify none Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1616 to 1617 equip back carpe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1617 to 1618 enthrone Flaming Gravy Fairy (35 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1618 to 1619 familiar Li'l Xenomorph (40 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1619 to 1620 equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1620 to 1621 equip weapon frying brainpan Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1621 to 1622 equip off-hand red wagon equip shirt sea salt scrubs equip pants Jeans of Loathing Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1622 to 1623 equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze familiar Hobo Monkey (35 lbs) Unequip Obtuse Angel equip familiar amulet coin equip weapon haiku katana Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1623 to 1624 equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1624 to 1625 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe" equip hat Crown of Thrones Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1625 to 1626 equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1626 to 1627 equip shirt origami pasties Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1627 to 1628 equip pants repaid diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1628 to 1629 equip acc2 cheap sunglasses Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1629 to 1630 equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1630 to 1631 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1631 to 1632 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie familiar Li'l Xenomorph (55 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1632 to 1633 equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1633 to 1634 equip weapon frying brainpan Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1634 to 1635 equip off-hand red wagon equip shirt sea salt scrubs equip pants Jeans of Loathing equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze familiar Bloovian Groose (35 lbs) Unequip Hobo Monkey equip familiar amulet coin equip weapon haiku katana Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1635 to 1636 equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1636 to 1637 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe" equip hat Crown of Thrones Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1637 to 1638 equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1638 to 1639 equip shirt origami pasties Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1639 to 1640 equip pants repaid diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1640 to 1641 equip acc2 cheap sunglasses Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1641 to 1642 equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1642 to 1643 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1643 to 1644 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie familiar Li'l Xenomorph (55 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1644 to 1645 equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1645 to 1646 equip weapon frying brainpan Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1646 to 1647 equip off-hand red wagon equip shirt sea salt scrubs equip pants Jeans of Loathing equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze > Choosing to use Bloovian Groose (expected value of 1050.0 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). familiar Bloovian Groose (45 lbs) equip weapon haiku katana Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1647 to 1648 equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1648 to 1649 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" equip hat Crown of Thrones Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1649 to 1650 equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1650 to 1651 equip shirt origami pasties Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1651 to 1652 equip pants repaid diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1652 to 1653 equip acc2 cheap sunglasses Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1653 to 1654 equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1654 to 1655 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1655 to 1656 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1656 to 1657 [12228] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from Tailor the Snow Suit to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 42 Meat. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1030 damage. You gain 477 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con XII, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong! After Battle: You gain 8 Fortitude After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: From your little friend's face comes a wink and a gleam, / I'd say you and your Groose make a pretty good team! You gain 3665 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: With a sound that's a cross 'tween a squick and a shqueese, / your Groose, he produces a small glob of grease. You acquire an item: groose grease Preference _grooseDrops changed from 1 to 2 After Battle: You gain 10 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 14 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 28 Sarcasm You acquire an item: Azurite Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to garbage tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1657 to 1658 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Golden Monkey (expected value of 1063.2 from familiar drops, 550.0 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). familiar Golden Monkey (47 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1658 to 1659 Unequip Bloovian Groose Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1659 to 1660 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1660 to 1661 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1661 to 1662 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12229] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 55 Meat. Round 4: You lose 3 hit points Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: You lose 2 hit points Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: You lose 2 hit points Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1065 damage. You gain 538 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con 3-D, when both SleazyDale and Fluffy Anna complimented you on your dancing. After Battle: You gain 10 Roguishness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay's shiny golden eyelid twinkles as he winks at you. You gain 3335 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay scratches his head, dislodging some golden dandruff. You sweep it up and take it with you. You acquire an item: powdered gold Preference _powderedGoldDrops changed from 1 to 2 After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay stops shrieking for a minute and beams at you. (+14 Stats) After Battle: You gain 12 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 15 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 25 Sarcasm You acquire an item: scroll of minor invulnerability Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1662 to 1663 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Rogue Program (expected value of 1482.2 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). familiar Rogue Program (48 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1663 to 1664 Unequip Golden Monkey Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1664 to 1665 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1665 to 1666 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" equip pants Pantsgiving Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1666 to 1667 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1667 to 1668 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1668 to 1669 use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 39 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1669 to 1670 [12230] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 defense. Round 1: Roguey! bounces his disc off of her for 40 damage, and it ricochets into you, giving you quite a shock. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 40 damage. Round 1: You gain 40 Mojo Points Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 42 Meat. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Roguey! bounces his disc off of her for 37 damage, and it ricochets into you, giving you quite a shock. Round 4: garbage tourist takes 37 damage. Round 4: You gain 37 Mojo Points Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Roguey! de-rezzes her for 30 damage, then offers you a drink out of his identity disc. It's a little too intimate for your comfort, but it's still refreshing. Round 5: garbage tourist takes 30 damage. Round 5: You gain 30 Mojo Points Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: Roguey!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 7: Roguey! tosses his identity disc at her for 22 damage, then invites you to drink some glowing blue liquid out of the disc. The whole thing's a little more intimate than you're comfortable with, but it's still refreshing. Round 7: garbage tourist takes 22 damage. Round 7: You gain 22 Mojo Points Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 7: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con XI, when both VoidZoey and BoleKing complimented you on your dancing. After Battle: You gain 10 Roguishness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2640 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: Roguey! says "Please accept this token of my devotion to my user," and hands you an actual, literal token. Now that you think of it, you actually are kind of using him. Is this really a healthy relationship? You acquire an item: Game Grid token Preference _tokenDrops changed from 0 to 1 After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 25 Chutzpah Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 66 to 67 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1670 to 1671 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Grim Brother (expected value of 920.7 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). familiar Grim Brother (35 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1671 to 1672 Unequip Rogue Program Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1672 to 1673 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1673 to 1674 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" equip pants repaid diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1674 to 1675 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1675 to 1676 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1676 to 1677 [12231] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 60 Meat. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 19: You lose 2 hit points Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1023 damage. You gain 448 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con XII, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong! After Battle: You gain 8 Fortitude After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester ends a tale with, "but the fourth pig built his house out of an unstable isotope, and died of radiation poisoning." You nod and search for more Meat to take your mind off the awful story he just told. You gain 3273 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester manages to end a story without disemboweling any characters, and smiles beatifically. (+14 Stats) After Battle: You gain 11 Strongness After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 35 Sarcasm You acquire an item: scroll of minor invulnerability Preference _grimBrotherCharge changed from 0 to 1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1677 to 1678 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Grim Brother (expected value of 920.7 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12232] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 14 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 4: You lose 3 hit points Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 79 Meat. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 17: You lose 2 hit points Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1038 damage. You gain 534 Meat. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 10 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 6 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con XII, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people. After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester ends a tale with, "and so the handsome Prince married the serving-girl, and then he let himself go and stopped showing affection, and the new Queen started seeing one of the stable boys on the side." You nod and search for more Meat to take your mind off the awful story he just told. You gain 3245 Meat After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it. You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10) You acquire an item: expensive camera After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester finishes an illustrated manuscript with a final flourish, and hands it to you to read. You acquire an item: grim fairy tale Preference _grimFairyTaleDrops changed from 2 to 3 After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester manages to end a story without disemboweling any characters, and smiles beatifically. (+14 Stats) After Battle: You gain 10 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 13 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 31 Sarcasm Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Preference _grimBrotherCharge changed from 1 to 0 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1678 to 1679 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 920.7 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). familiar Unconscious Collective (50 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1679 to 1680 Unequip Grim Brother Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1680 to 1681 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1681 to 1682 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1682 to 1683 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12233] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 80 Meat. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1032 damage. You gain 499 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con XI, when ContinuedNaomi taught you to play that really complicated board game. After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Grofflesby's little legs twitch and its eyelids flutter as it dreams of dancing. You gain 3581 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: Grofflesby turns over in its sleep, revealing a little jar of dream stuff that it had been sleeping on. You acquire an item: Unconscious Collective Dream Jar Preference _dreamJarDrops changed from 2 to 3 After Battle: You gain 15 Beefiness You gain a Muscle point! After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 28 Smarm Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1683 to 1684 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Bloovian Groose (expected value of 918.4 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). familiar Bloovian Groose (50 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1684 to 1685 Unequip Unconscious Collective Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1685 to 1686 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1686 to 1687 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1687 to 1688 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12234] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 10 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. You gain 54 Meat. Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 9: You lose 2 hit points Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: You lose 1 hit point Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1035 damage. You gain 408 Meat. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 9 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 7 defense. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IX, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong! After Battle: You gain 8 Strongness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: With a wink and a smile and a smile and a wink, / the Groose, he approves of your actions (you think.) You gain 4056 Meat After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it. You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10) You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks After Battle: You gain 15 Strongness After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 30 Chutzpah Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Preference _grooseCharge changed from 0 to 1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1688 to 1689 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Bloovian Groose (expected value of 918.4 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12235] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 73 Meat. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: You lose 1 hit point Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 17: You lose 2 hit points Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1053 damage. You gain 435 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con X, when you and GreatPercent took turns doing benchpresses with Meat Byron's car. Wait, did that really happen? After Battle: You gain 9 Strengthliness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: From your little friend's face comes a wink and a gleam, / I'd say you and your Groose make a pretty good team! You gain 3301 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: With a sound that's a cross 'tween a squick and a shqueese, / your Groose, he produces a small glob of grease. You acquire an item: groose grease Preference _grooseDrops changed from 2 to 3 After Battle: You gain 13 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 33 Chutzpah Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Preference _grooseCharge changed from 1 to 0 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1689 to 1690 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Golden Monkey (expected value of 929.9 from familiar drops, 550.0 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). familiar Golden Monkey (47 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1690 to 1691 Unequip Bloovian Groose Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1691 to 1692 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1692 to 1693 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1693 to 1694 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12236] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 49 Meat. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: You lose 3 hit points Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1008 damage. You gain 466 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con XII, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people. After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay's shiny golden eyelid twinkles as he winks at you. You gain 3044 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay stops shrieking for a minute and beams at you. (+14 Stats) After Battle: You gain 12 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 12 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 29 Smarm Preference _goldenMoneyCharge changed from 0 to 1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1694 to 1695 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Golden Monkey (expected value of 929.9 from familiar drops, 550.0 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12237] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 61 Meat. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 11: You lose 2 hit points Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1056 damage. You gain 420 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VI, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people. After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay's shiny golden eyelid twinkles as he winks at you. You gain 3878 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay scratches his head, dislodging some golden dandruff. You sweep it up and take it with you. You acquire an item: powdered gold Preference _powderedGoldDrops changed from 2 to 3 After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay stops shrieking for a minute and beams at you. (+13 Stats) After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 11 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 32 Sarcasm Preference _goldenMoneyCharge changed from 1 to 0 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1695 to 1696 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Adventurous Spelunker (expected value of 830.6 from familiar drops, 646.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). familiar Adventurous Spelunker (49 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1696 to 1697 Unequip Golden Monkey Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1697 to 1698 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1698 to 1699 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1699 to 1700 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12238] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: Oklahoma Pollard whips your opponent in the garbage bag, dealing 37 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 37 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 58 Meat. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: Oklahoma Pollard's bells jingle merrily. Round 2: There is a deafening CRACK as Oklahoma Pollard whips your foe for 45 damage. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 45 damage. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Oklahoma Pollard whips your opponent in the torso, dealing 34 damage. Round 6: garbage tourist takes 34 damage. Round 6: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con VII, when you and MadMage took turns doing benchpresses with RavioliIncrease's car. Wait, did that really happen? After Battle: You gain 9 Strengthliness After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat. Preference lovebugsMeatDrop changed from 49 to 50 After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Oklahoma Pollard grins his crooked grin and winks at you. You gain 3653 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Oklahoma Pollard pores over scrawled notes in an old diary, helping you track down the locations of precious artifacts. After Battle: You gain 6 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 25 Cheek You acquire an item: Lapis Lazuli Preference _spelunkerCharges changed from 0 to 1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1700 to 1701 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Adventurous Spelunker (expected value of 830.6 from familiar drops, 646.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12239] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: Oklahoma Pollard whips your opponent in the garbage bag, dealing 52 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 52 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: Oklahoma Pollard whips your opponent in the torso, dealing 32 damage. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 32 damage. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Oklahoma Pollard whips your opponent in the garbage bag, dealing 37 damage. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 37 damage. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 74 Meat. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con XII, when you armwrestled Professor Turkey. You lost, but it was a good workout! After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Oklahoma Pollard says "This belongs in your wallet!" as he helps you find more Meat. You gain 3392 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Oklahoma Pollard scouts out some of the smaller nearby hidey-holes, helping you look for items. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 10 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 21 Sarcasm Preference _spelunkerCharges changed from 1 to 2 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1701 to 1702 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Adventurous Spelunker (expected value of 830.6 from familiar drops, 646.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12240] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 10 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: Oklahoma Pollard trips up your foes with his little whip. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 11 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 8 defense. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: Oklahoma Pollard whips your opponents in the child, dealing 47 damage. Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 47 damage. Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. You gain 44 Meat. Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Oklahoma Pollard's bells jingle merrily. Round 3: Oklahoma Pollard trips up your foes with his little whip. Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 12 attack power. Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 9 defense. Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: There is a deafening CRACK as Oklahoma Pollard whips your foes for 37 damage. Round 4: horrible tourist family takes 37 damage. Round 4: You lose 2 hit points Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Oklahoma Pollard's bells jingle merrily. Round 5: There is a deafening CRACK as Oklahoma Pollard whips your foes for 31 damage. Round 5: horrible tourist family takes 31 damage. Round 5: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con XII, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong! After Battle: You gain 8 Fortitude After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Oklahoma Pollard grins his crooked grin and winks at you. You gain 3824 Meat After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it. You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10) After Battle: Oklahoma Pollard holds a tiny torch up, helping you unearth various artifacts. After Battle: You gain 7 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 22 Sarcasm Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Preference _spelunkerCharges changed from 2 to 3 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1702 to 1703 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Adventurous Spelunker (expected value of 830.6 from familiar drops, 646.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12241] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to angry tourist Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: angry tourist takes 13 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 1: Oklahoma Pollard trips up your foe with his little whip. Round 1: angry tourist drops 12 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 13 defense. Round 1: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: angry tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: angry tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: There is a deafening CRACK as Oklahoma Pollard whips your foe for 39 damage. Round 3: angry tourist takes 39 damage. Round 3: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Oklahoma Pollard trips up your foe with his little whip. Round 4: angry tourist drops 10 attack power. Round 4: angry tourist drops 10 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 49 Meat. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Oklahoma Pollard's bells jingle merrily. Round 6: There is a deafening CRACK as Oklahoma Pollard whips your foe for 30 damage. Round 6: angry tourist takes 30 damage. Round 6: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 6: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: Oklahoma Pollard trips up your foe with his little whip. Round 8: angry tourist drops 12 attack power. Round 8: angry tourist drops 7 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: Oklahoma Pollard whips your opponent in the torso, dealing 52 damage. Round 9: angry tourist takes 52 damage. Round 9: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con XII, when you armwrestled DiscoWonderMan. You lost, but it was a good workout! After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Oklahoma Pollard grins his crooked grin and winks at you. You gain 3238 Meat After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us. After Battle: Oklahoma Pollard scouts out some of the smaller nearby hidey-holes, helping you look for items. After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 4 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 30 Sarcasm You acquire an item: Lapis Lazuli Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to angry tourist Preference _spelunkerCharges changed from 3 to 4 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1703 to 1704 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Adventurous Spelunker (expected value of 830.6 from familiar drops, 646.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12242] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 1: Oklahoma Pollard whips your opponent in the garbage bag, dealing 52 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 52 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: There is a deafening CRACK as Oklahoma Pollard whips your foe for 30 damage. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 30 damage. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 80 Meat. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: You lose 2 hit points Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Oklahoma Pollard whips your opponent in the head, dealing 30 damage. Round 4: garbage tourist takes 30 damage. Round 4: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con XII, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people. After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Oklahoma Pollard grins his crooked grin and winks at you. You gain 3210 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Oklahoma Pollard scouts out some of the smaller nearby hidey-holes, helping you look for items. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 7 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 7 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 24 Sarcasm Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Preference _spelunkerCharges changed from 4 to 5 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1704 to 1705 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Adventurous Spelunker (expected value of 830.6 from familiar drops, 646.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12243] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 1: Oklahoma Pollard whips your opponent in the torso, dealing 44 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 44 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Oklahoma Pollard whips your opponent in the leg, dealing 52 damage. Round 6: garbage tourist takes 52 damage. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: There is a deafening CRACK as Oklahoma Pollard whips your foe for 54 damage. Round 7: garbage tourist takes 54 damage. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 60 Meat. Round 7: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con V, when you armwrestled Captain Turkey. You lost, but it was a good workout! After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Oklahoma Pollard says "This belongs in your wallet!" as he helps you find more Meat. You gain 3043 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Oklahoma Pollard holds a tiny torch up, helping you unearth various artifacts. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: A trashy paperback falls out of Oklahoma Pollard's back pocket. You acquire an item: Tales of Spelunking Preference _spelunkingTalesDrops changed from 0 to 1 After Battle: You gain 8 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 27 Sarcasm Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1705 to 1706 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 1344.0 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). familiar Li'l Xenomorph (55 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1706 to 1707 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" equip pants Pantsgiving Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1707 to 1708 Unequip Adventurous Spelunker Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1708 to 1709 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1709 to 1710 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1710 to 1711 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1711 to 1712 use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 39 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1712 to 1713 [12244] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: You lose 3 hit points Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: You lose 2 hit points Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 40 Meat. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 20: You lose 2 hit points Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1062 damage. You gain 587 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con XII, when you and MariachiBurritoSeal and Melanie the Amazing won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge! After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet. Preference lovebugsItemDrop changed from 192 to 193 After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3300 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: Xeny! smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+11 Stats) After Battle: You gain 10 Strongness After Battle: You gain 11 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 32 Roguishness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 67 to 68 Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 0 to 1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1713 to 1714 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 1344.0 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12245] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 10 damage. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 18 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 13 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. You gain 76 Meat. Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1069 damage. You gain 458 Meat. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 6 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 8 defense. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con XII, when you armwrestled Kelly the Wonderful. You lost, but it was a good workout! After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2676 Meat After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it. You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10) After Battle: Xeny! smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+11 Stats) After Battle: You gain 14 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 16 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 20 Chutzpah Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 68 to 69 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 1 to 2 Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1714 to 1715 > > Executing Postcombat/Fun-Guy Spores > CCS: [default]\n ";" Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1715 to 1716 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 1344.0 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1716 to 1717 [12246] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby Encounter: This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby Took choice 1073/1: gain stats and meat choice.php?whichchoice=1073&option=1&pwd You gain 180 Beefiness You gain 188 Mysteriousness You gain 187 Chutzpah You gain 1,861 Meat Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from true to false Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1717 to 1718 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 1344.0 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12247] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 4: You lose 3 hit points Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 44 Meat. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1072 damage. You gain 477 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con VII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume. After Battle: You gain 7 Chutzpah After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat. Preference lovebugsMeatDrop changed from 50 to 51 After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2903 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: Xeny! smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+11 Stats) After Battle: You gain 10 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 18 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 24 Chutzpah Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 69 to 70 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 2 to 3 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1718 to 1719 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 1344.0 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 35 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1719 to 1720 [12248] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 45 Meat. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 16: You lose 3 hit points Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1038 damage. You gain 599 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con V, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume. After Battle: You gain 6 Roguishness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3288 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Xeny! smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+11 Stats) After Battle: You gain 16 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 13 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 24 Smarm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 70 to 71 Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 3 to 4 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1720 to 1721 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 1344.0 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12249] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 76 Meat. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: You lose 4 hit points Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: You lose 2 hit points Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 13: You lose 1 hit point Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1056 damage. You gain 520 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con 3-D, when you armwrestled Vince the Leather. You lost, but it was a good workout! After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2616 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Xeny! smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+11 Stats) After Battle: You gain 17 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 25 Smarm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 71 to 72 Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 4 to 5 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1721 to 1722 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 1344.0 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12250] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets You gain 64 Meat. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 15: You lose 1 hit point Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 18: You lose 1 hit point Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1065 damage. You gain 455 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VI, when both FantasticQueen and Wonder Nevaeh complimented you on your dancing. After Battle: You gain 9 Cheek After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2940 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: normal barrel After Battle: Xeny! smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+11 Stats) After Battle: You gain 18 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 11 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 24 Sarcasm You acquire an item: scroll of protection from lycanthropes Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 72 to 73 Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 5 to 6 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1722 to 1723 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 1344.0 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 30 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1723 to 1724 [12251] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 57 Meat. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: You lose 1 hit point Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1065 damage. You gain 597 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con XII, when both Wonder Camila and RigidDoc complimented you on your dancing. After Battle: You gain 10 Smarm After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3048 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Xeny! smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+11 Stats) After Battle: You gain 10 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 13 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 29 Roguishness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 73 to 74 Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 6 to 7 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1724 to 1725 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 1344.0 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12252] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: You lose 2 hit points Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 70 Meat. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 8: You lose 3 hit points Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1035 damage. You gain 469 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con IX, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people. After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear. Preference lovebugsMoxie changed from 1007 to 1012 After Battle: You gain 5 Cheek After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2784 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Xeny! hiccups and coughs up something covered in corrosive goo. Your curiosity overcomes your gag reflex and you pick up the device. You acquire an item: transporter transponder Preference _transponderDrops changed from 4 to 5 After Battle: Xeny! smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+11 Stats) After Battle: You gain 11 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 18 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 22 Smarm You gain a Moxie point! Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 74 to 75 Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 7 to 0 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1725 to 1726 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Rogue Program (expected value of 1313.2 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). familiar Rogue Program (33 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1726 to 1727 Unequip Li'l Xenomorph Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1727 to 1728 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1728 to 1729 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1729 to 1730 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 30 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1730 to 1731 [12253] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 defense. Round 1: Roguey!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 1: Roguey! de-rezzes her for 31 damage, then offers you a drink out of his identity disc. It's a little too intimate for your comfort, but it's still refreshing. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 31 damage. Round 1: You gain 31 Mojo Points Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Roguey! bounces his disc off of her for 28 damage, and it ricochets into you, giving you quite a shock. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 28 damage. Round 3: You gain 28 Mojo Points Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 66 Meat. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Roguey!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 4: Roguey! tosses his identity disc at her for 38 damage, then invites you to drink some glowing blue liquid out of the disc. The whole thing's a little more intimate than you're comfortable with, but it's still refreshing. Round 4: garbage tourist takes 38 damage. Round 4: You gain 38 Mojo Points Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Roguey! tosses his identity disc at her for 29 damage, then invites you to drink some glowing blue liquid out of the disc. The whole thing's a little more intimate than you're comfortable with, but it's still refreshing. Round 5: garbage tourist takes 29 damage. Round 5: You gain 29 Mojo Points Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con XII, when you and OmegaBaby totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious. After Battle: You gain 9 Sarcasm After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3120 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 5 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 26 Smarm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 75 to 76 Preference _rogueProgramCharge changed from 0 to 1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1731 to 1732 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Rogue Program (expected value of 1313.2 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12254] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to Doggy Heaven Encounter: Doggy Heaven You acquire an item: FunFunds™ Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1732 to 1733 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Rogue Program (expected value of 1313.2 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12254] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from Doggy Heaven to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 defense. Round 1: Roguey!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 1: Roguey! bounces his disc off of her for 21 damage, and it ricochets into you, giving you quite a shock. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 21 damage. Round 1: You gain 21 Mojo Points Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 51 Meat. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Roguey!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 4: Roguey! de-rezzes her for 30 damage, then offers you a drink out of his identity disc. It's a little too intimate for your comfort, but it's still refreshing. Round 4: garbage tourist takes 30 damage. Round 4: You gain 30 Mojo Points Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Roguey!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 6: Roguey! de-rezzes her for 39 damage, then offers you a drink out of his identity disc. It's a little too intimate for your comfort, but it's still refreshing. Round 6: garbage tourist takes 39 damage. Round 6: You gain 39 Mojo Points Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: Roguey! de-rezzes her for 30 damage, then offers you a drink out of his identity disc. It's a little too intimate for your comfort, but it's still refreshing. Round 9: garbage tourist takes 30 damage. Round 9: You gain 30 Mojo Points Round 9: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con II, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people. After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head. Preference lovebugsMysticality changed from 847 to 851 After Battle: You gain 4 Wizardliness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3432 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 10 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 7 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 22 Sarcasm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 76 to 77 Preference _rogueProgramCharge changed from 1 to 2 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1733 to 1734 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Rogue Program (expected value of 1313.2 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12255] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Roguey! bounces his disc off of her for 22 damage, and it ricochets into you, giving you quite a shock. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 22 damage. Round 3: You gain 22 Mojo Points Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 5: Roguey!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 5: Roguey! bounces his disc off of her for 36 damage, and it ricochets into you, giving you quite a shock. Round 5: garbage tourist takes 36 damage. Round 5: You gain 36 Mojo Points Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 77 Meat. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: Roguey! de-rezzes her for 32 damage, then offers you a drink out of his identity disc. It's a little too intimate for your comfort, but it's still refreshing. Round 9: garbage tourist takes 32 damage. Round 9: You gain 32 Mojo Points Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: Roguey!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 10: Roguey! tosses his identity disc at her for 36 damage, then invites you to drink some glowing blue liquid out of the disc. The whole thing's a little more intimate than you're comfortable with, but it's still refreshing. Round 10: garbage tourist takes 36 damage. Round 10: You gain 36 Mojo Points Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 10: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con 3-D, when OmegaNatalie gave you that delicious drink. It was so good! You go into your kitchen and try to recreate it. You acquire an item: Flaming Caipiranha After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2724 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Roguey! says "Please accept this token of my devotion to my user," and hands you an actual, literal token. Now that you think of it, you actually are kind of using him. Is this really a healthy relationship? You acquire an item: Game Grid token Preference _tokenDrops changed from 1 to 2 After Battle: You gain 12 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 18 Roguishness You acquire an item: scroll of minor invulnerability Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 77 to 78 Preference _rogueProgramCharge changed from 2 to 0 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1734 to 1735 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Grim Brother (expected value of 796.5 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). familiar Grim Brother (35 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1735 to 1736 Unequip Rogue Program Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1736 to 1737 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1737 to 1738 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" equip pants repaid diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1738 to 1739 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1739 to 1740 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1740 to 1741 [12256] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 44 Meat. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 10: You lose 2 hit points Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1060 damage. You gain 416 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con IV, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume. After Battle: You gain 7 Roguishness After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet. Preference lovebugsItemDrop changed from 193 to 194 After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester ends a tale with, "and so the evil queen was roasted alive inside a giant iron bull, and served at a glorious feast." You nod and search for more Meat to take your mind off the awful story he just told. You gain 3763 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester breaks through his writer's block on his new story, and smiles as he relates how having the protagonist get eaten by a gnu will tie things up neatly. (+14 Stats) After Battle: You gain 15 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 13 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 25 Smarm Preference _grimBrotherCharge changed from 0 to 1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1741 to 1742 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Grim Brother (expected value of 796.5 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12257] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: You lose 2 hit points Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 55 Meat. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1032 damage. You gain 414 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VI, when Fritz the Wonderful bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator! You acquire an item: Aldebaran sardines After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: You tune into the tale Gottfried Von Krankenschwester has been telling in time to hear him say, "and the seven dwarfs fought each other to the death for the hand of the beautiful princess, until not a one remained." You quickly turn away and search for more Meat, to take your mind off the horrid story. You gain 3832 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester manages to tell a whole story without any horrific torture in it, and smiles enthusiastically. (+14 Stats) After Battle: You gain 19 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 25 Cheek Preference _grimBrotherCharge changed from 1 to 2 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1742 to 1743 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Grim Brother (expected value of 796.5 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12258] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 12 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. You gain 59 Meat. Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 6 damage. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 4: You lose 3 hit points Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 17: You lose 1 hit point Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1062 damage. You gain 406 Meat. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 9 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 5 defense. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IV, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people. After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester ends a tale with, "and with his last wish, Aladdin freed the genie, and the genie immediately atomized Aladdin because he was still mad about being locked in a lamp for ten thousand years." You nod and search for more Meat to take your mind off the awful story he just told. You gain 3735 Meat After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it. You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10) You acquire an item: expensive camera After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester breaks through his writer's block on his new story, and smiles as he relates how having the protagonist get eaten by a gnu will tie things up neatly. (+14 Stats) After Battle: You gain 15 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 10 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 28 Cheek Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Preference _grimBrotherCharge changed from 2 to 3 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1743 to 1744 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Grim Brother (expected value of 796.5 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12259] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 58 Meat. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 11: You lose 2 hit points Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 17: You lose 2 hit points Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1049 damage. You gain 418 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con V, when you and NoodleBlaster totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious. After Battle: You gain 9 Roguishness After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately. Preference lovebugsMuscle changed from 782 to 787 After Battle: You gain 5 Strengthliness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: You tune into the tale Gottfried Von Krankenschwester has been telling in time to hear him say, "and the Prince kissed the sleeping maiden, and she awoke, and she thanked the Prince cordially but said he really wasn't her type, but she was forced into an arranged marriage with him anyway." You quickly turn away and search for more Meat, to take your mind off the horrid story. You gain 3133 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester finishes an illustrated manuscript with a final flourish, and hands it to you to read. You acquire an item: grim fairy tale Preference _grimFairyTaleDrops changed from 3 to 4 After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester breaks through his writer's block on his new story, and smiles as he relates how having the protagonist get eaten by a gnu will tie things up neatly. (+14 Stats) After Battle: You gain 11 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 7 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 33 Chutzpah Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Preference _grimBrotherCharge changed from 3 to 0 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1744 to 1745 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 796.5 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). familiar Unconscious Collective (50 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1745 to 1746 Unequip Grim Brother Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1746 to 1747 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1747 to 1748 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1748 to 1749 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12260] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 76 Meat. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1030 damage. You gain 539 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VIII, when you and CoolUncannyBeast took turns doing benchpresses with CheeseSpy's car. Wait, did that really happen? After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat. Preference lovebugsMeatDrop changed from 51 to 52 After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Grofflesby's eyelids flutter as it dreams of endless lines of dancing universal symbols. You gain 3433 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 16 Strongness After Battle: You gain 12 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 24 Cheek Preference _unconsciousCollectiveCharge changed from 0 to 1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1749 to 1750 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 796.5 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12261] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 73 Meat. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 10: You lose 2 hit points Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1044 damage. You gain 453 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con XI, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people. After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat. Preference lovebugsMeatDrop changed from 52 to 53 After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Grofflesby's little legs twitch and its eyelids flutter as it dreams of dancing. You gain 3745 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: You gain 12 Strongness After Battle: You gain 12 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 29 Sarcasm Preference _unconsciousCollectiveCharge changed from 1 to 2 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1750 to 1751 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 796.5 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12262] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 69 Meat. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: You lose 3 hit points Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: You lose 2 hit points Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1030 damage. You gain 552 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IV, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume. After Battle: You gain 7 Roguishness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Grofflesby's little legs twitch and its eyelids flutter as it dreams of dancing. You gain 3553 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: You gain 14 Strongness After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 35 Sarcasm You acquire an item: Arrow (+1) Preference _unconsciousCollectiveCharge changed from 2 to 3 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1751 to 1752 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 796.5 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12263] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 67 Meat. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1043 damage. You gain 484 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con IX, when King Ketchup bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator! You acquire an item: spicy enchanted bean burrito After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Grofflesby's eyelids flutter as it dreams of endless lines of dancing universal symbols. You gain 3832 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: You gain 12 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 11 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 31 Sarcasm Preference _unconsciousCollectiveCharge changed from 3 to 4 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1752 to 1753 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 796.5 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12264] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 79 Meat. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: You lose 2 hit points Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 21: You lose 1 hit point Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1049 damage. You gain 504 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con II, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume. After Battle: You gain 6 Cheek After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head. Preference lovebugsMysticality changed from 851 to 856 After Battle: You gain 5 Wizardliness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Grofflesby's little legs twitch and its eyelids flutter as it dreams of dancing. You gain 3874 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: You gain 9 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 10 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 36 Smarm Preference _unconsciousCollectiveCharge changed from 4 to 5 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1753 to 1754 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 796.5 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12265] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 62 Meat. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1052 damage. You gain 589 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con II, when ExampleChief taught you to play that really complicated board game. After Battle: You gain 8 Enchantedness After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head. Preference lovebugsMysticality changed from 856 to 860 After Battle: You gain 4 Wizardliness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Grofflesby's little legs twitch and its eyelids flutter as it dreams of dancing. You gain 3343 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 18 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 27 Roguishness You acquire an item: scroll of protection from lycanthropes Preference _unconsciousCollectiveCharge changed from 5 to 6 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1754 to 1755 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 796.5 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12266] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 12 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. You gain 70 Meat. Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 9: You lose 2 hit points Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1075 damage. You gain 421 Meat. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 9 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 9 defense. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VII, when both TigerDancer the Unstoppable and InvestmentFighter complimented you on your dancing. After Battle: You gain 9 Smarm After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Grofflesby's little legs twitch and its eyelids flutter as it dreams of dancing. You gain 3231 Meat After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it. You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10) You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks After Battle: You gain 7 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 10 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 38 Roguishness Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Preference _unconsciousCollectiveCharge changed from 6 to 7 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1755 to 1756 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 796.5 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12267] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 64 Meat. Round 7: You lose 2 hit points Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1027 damage. You gain 540 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con X, when you and BoozeWarrior the Able and CoolWhatever won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge! After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Grofflesby wakes up for a second, winks at you sleepily, and falls back into dreaming, its little paws twitching. You gain 3175 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: Grofflesby mutters "the lizard stole my apricot," in its sleep, and a jar of dream stuff appears. You acquire an item: Unconscious Collective Dream Jar Preference _dreamJarDrops changed from 3 to 4 After Battle: You gain 10 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 15 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 29 Smarm Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Preference _unconsciousCollectiveCharge changed from 7 to 0 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1756 to 1757 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Bloovian Groose (expected value of 794.5 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). familiar Bloovian Groose (50 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1757 to 1758 Unequip Unconscious Collective Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1758 to 1759 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1759 to 1760 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1760 to 1761 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12268] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 59 Meat. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1062 damage. You gain 564 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con XII, when you and FettuciniSeal totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious. After Battle: You gain 9 Smarm After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately. Preference lovebugsMuscle changed from 787 to 792 After Battle: You gain 5 Muscleboundness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: With adorable winks and yet still cuter grinning, / there's no doubt about it -- your Groose is quite winning! You gain 3595 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: With a sound that's a cross 'tween a squick and a shqueese, / your Groose, he produces a small glob of grease. You acquire an item: groose grease Preference _grooseDrops changed from 3 to 4 After Battle: You gain 12 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 12 Mysteriousness You gain a Mysticality point! After Battle: You gain 27 Sarcasm Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1761 to 1762 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Golden Monkey (expected value of 804.4 from familiar drops, 550.0 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). familiar Golden Monkey (47 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1762 to 1763 Unequip Bloovian Groose Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1763 to 1764 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1764 to 1765 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1765 to 1766 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12269] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 74 Meat. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1024 damage. You gain 500 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con XI, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place... You acquire an item: recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay's shiny golden eyelid twinkles as he winks at you. You gain 3155 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay stops shrieking for a minute and beams at you. (+14 Stats) After Battle: You gain 8 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 22 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 22 Smarm Preference _goldenMoneyCharge changed from 0 to 1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1766 to 1767 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Golden Monkey (expected value of 804.4 from familiar drops, 550.0 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12270] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 60 Meat. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1064 damage. You gain 464 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con IV, when FoodPorkMaker bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator! You acquire an item: standard-issue cupcake After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay's shiny golden eyelid twinkles as he winks at you. You gain 3113 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay stops shrieking for a minute and beams at you. (+13 Stats) After Battle: You gain 19 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 28 Smarm Preference _goldenMoneyCharge changed from 1 to 2 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1767 to 1768 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Golden Monkey (expected value of 804.4 from familiar drops, 550.0 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12271] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: angry tourist takes 9 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: angry tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: angry tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 4: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 4: angry tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 43 Meat. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 6: You lose 1 hit point Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 8: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 12: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 13: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 14: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 16: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 19: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 19: You lose 1 hit point Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 20: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 21: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: angry tourist takes 1023 damage. You gain 522 Meat. Round 22: angry tourist drops 5 attack power. Round 22: angry tourist drops 6 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con XII, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people. After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay's shiny golden eyelid twinkles as he winks at you. You gain 2932 Meat After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us. You acquire an item: expensive camera After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay stops shrieking for a minute and beams at you. (+14 Stats) After Battle: You gain 12 Strongness After Battle: You gain 10 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 30 Smarm You acquire an item: Arrow (+1) Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Preference _goldenMoneyCharge changed from 2 to 3 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1768 to 1769 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Golden Monkey (expected value of 804.4 from familiar drops, 550.0 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12272] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 48 Meat. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1040 damage. You gain 438 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con XII, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people. After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear. Preference lovebugsMoxie changed from 1012 to 1017 After Battle: You gain 5 Cheek After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay's shiny golden eyelid twinkles as he winks at you. You gain 3780 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay stops shrieking for a minute and beams at you. (+13 Stats) After Battle: You gain 11 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 16 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 25 Smarm Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Preference _goldenMoneyCharge changed from 3 to 4 Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1769 to 1770 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Golden Monkey (expected value of 804.4 from familiar drops, 550.0 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12273] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby Encounter: This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby Took choice 1073/1: gain stats and meat choice.php?whichchoice=1073&option=1&pwd You gain 166 Strengthliness You gain 170 Mysteriousness You gain 211 Roguishness You gain 1,692 Meat Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from true to false Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1770 to 1771 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Golden Monkey (expected value of 804.4 from familiar drops, 550.0 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12274] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby to angry tourist Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: angry tourist takes 10 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: angry tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: angry tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: You lose 1 hit point Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 70 Meat. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 7: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 8: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 10: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 10: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 11: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 14: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 15: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 16: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 18: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 19: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 20: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 20: You lose 1 hit point Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: angry tourist takes 1048 damage. You gain 496 Meat. Round 22: angry tourist drops 8 attack power. Round 22: angry tourist drops 6 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con VIII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume. After Battle: You gain 6 Chutzpah Your familiar gains a pound: Mysterious Urquchillay, the 18 lb. Golden Monkey After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay's shiny golden eyelid twinkles as he winks at you. You gain 3655 Meat After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us. After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay stops shrieking for a minute and beams at you. (+13 Stats) After Battle: You gain 14 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 13 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 25 Roguishness Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Preference _goldenMoneyCharge changed from 4 to 5 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1771 to 1772 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Golden Monkey (expected value of 804.4 from familiar drops, 557.4 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12275] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 67 Meat. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1048 damage. You gain 506 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IX, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume. After Battle: You gain 7 Smarm After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately. Preference lovebugsMuscle changed from 792 to 796 After Battle: You gain 4 Muscleboundness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay's shiny golden eyelid twinkles as he winks at you. You gain 3370 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay stops shrieking for a minute and beams at you. (+13 Stats) After Battle: You gain 10 Strongness After Battle: You gain 16 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 26 Sarcasm Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Preference _goldenMoneyCharge changed from 5 to 6 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1772 to 1773 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Golden Monkey (expected value of 804.4 from familiar drops, 557.4 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12276] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 16: You lose 2 hit points Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 52 Meat. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1030 damage. You gain 594 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con IX, when DaftFighter taught you to play that really complicated board game. After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head. Preference lovebugsMysticality changed from 860 to 864 After Battle: You gain 4 Magicalness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay's shiny golden eyelid twinkles as he winks at you. You gain 3844 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: normal barrel After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay stops shrieking for a minute and beams at you. (+14 Stats) After Battle: You gain 17 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 10 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 27 Cheek Preference _goldenMoneyCharge changed from 6 to 7 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1773 to 1774 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Golden Monkey (expected value of 804.4 from familiar drops, 557.4 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12277] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to Knob Goblin Embezzler Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonsterCount changed from 102 to 103 Preference relayCounters changed from 13256:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif to Preference relayCounters changed from to 13316:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1774 to 1775 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > In fight, trying to get away to return items to stash... Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Round 1: mx indigo attacks! Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 1046 damage. Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 2 attack power. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 6 damage. Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con XI, when you and Charlie the Tipsy totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious. After Battle: You gain 8 Cheek After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay's shiny golden eyelid twinkles as he winks at you. You gain 10288 Meat After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm. You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay scratches his head, dislodging some golden dandruff. You sweep it up and take it with you. You acquire an item: powdered gold Preference _powderedGoldDrops changed from 3 to 4 After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay stops shrieking for a minute and beams at you. (+14 Stats) After Battle: You gain 7 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 19 Roguishness Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _goldenMoneyCharge changed from 7 to 0 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1775 to 1776 You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1776 to 1777 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1777 to 1778 unequip pants Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1778 to 1779 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1779 to 1780 add to stash: 1 repaid diaper > Returned repaid diaper to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. unequip acc1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1780 to 1781 add to stash: 1 mafia pointer finger ring > Returned mafia pointer finger ring to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1781 to 1782 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1782 to 1783 Preference logPreferenceChange changed from true to false > You fought 6 Knob Goblin Embezzler at the beginning of the day, and an additional 0 digitized Knob Goblin Embezzler throughout the day. Good work, probably! > Including this, you have fought 82 across all ascensions today > Extreme Items: > 1 Aldebaran sardines worth 11700 total > 3 powdered gold worth 10908 total > 3 groose grease worth 10773 total > -5 Mountain Stream soda worth -1215 total > 1 embezzler's oil worth 5 total > 2 scroll of protection from lycanthropes worth 20 total > This run of garbo, across 50 turns you generated 285,727 meat, with 192,225 raw meat and 93,502 from items > So far today, across 173 turns you generated 1,856,682 meat, with 1,043,908 raw meat and 812,774 from items > Using adventure value 5000. > Local Version: 29c29418a70264f32aa9140c07cee65091eb5e94 (built from main@1359e614c80d46351c52bd2489cedcb81d117dd9) > Garbo is up to date! > Collecting garbage! Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference dontStopForCounters changed from false to true Preference hpAutoRecovery changed from 0.6 to -0.05 Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 1.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecovery changed from 0.05 to -0.05 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.2 to 0 Preference currentMood changed from default to apathetic Preference libramSkillsSoftcore changed from all to none Preference valueOfInventory changed from 1.8 to 2 Preference choiceAdventure1108 changed from 3 to 1 Preference choiceAdventure1340 changed from 0 to 1 Preference choiceAdventure1341 changed from 0 to 1 Preference shadowLabyrinthGoal changed from browser to effects You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1788 to 1789 remove from stash: 1 repaid diaper You acquire an item: repaid diaper > Took repaid diaper from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1789 to 1790 remove from stash: 1 mafia pointer finger ring You acquire an item: mafia pointer finger ring > Took mafia pointer finger ring from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1790 to 1791 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1791 to 1792 > Skipping fancy chocolate sculpture; too expensive (71890 > 30000). mallsearch "possessed sugar cube" Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Daily Familiars/Moveable feast > CCS: [default]\n ";" You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1792 to 1793 You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1793 to 1794 > > Executing Daily/Configure I Voted! Sticker > CCS: [default]\n ";" > > Executing Daily/Verify Horsery > CCS: [default]\n ";" > > Executing Daily/Check Barf Mountain Quest > CCS: [default]\n ";" Visiting the Employee Assignment Kiosk > > Executing Daily Items/Clear Existing Rufus Quest > CCS: [default]\n ";" > > Executing Daily Items/Treat familiar Trick-or-Treating Tot (28 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1794 to 1795 Unequip Golden Monkey Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1795 to 1796 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1796 to 1797 equip weapon porcelain police baton Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1797 to 1798 equip off-hand porcelain pepper mill equip hat porcelain porkpie equip back porcelain pelerine equip pants porcelain plus-fours equip acc1 porcelain phantom mask > CCS: [default]\n "abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!";" > Autoattack macro: abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!"; place.php?whichplace=town&action=town_trickortreat Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference choiceAdventure1324 changed from 0 to 5 Preference choiceAdventure1387 changed from to 2 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Free Fight/Trick familiar Golden Monkey (37 lbs) Unequip Trick-or-Treating Tot equip familiar amulet coin equip hat wolfman mask Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -hat, 142.2 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.71 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" equip weapon cursed pirate cutlass Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1798 to 1799 equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1799 to 1800 equip back Buddy Bjorn Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1800 to 1801 equip shirt Stephen's lab coat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1801 to 1802 equip pants repaid diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1802 to 1803 equip acc1 Belt of Loathing Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1803 to 1804 equip acc2 bakelite badge Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1804 to 1805 equip acc3 Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1805 to 1806 equip familiar Snow Suit Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1806 to 1807 Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Tailor the Snow Suit Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1807 to 1808 Took choice 640/5: Restores 1-10 MP after combat choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=5 Preference snowsuit changed from nose to hat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1808 to 1809 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1809 to 1810 > Maximize: Familiar Weight Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit Took choice 640/3: +10% item drops, can drop carrot nose choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=3 Preference snowsuit changed from hat to nose Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1810 to 1811 equip hat Crown of Thrones Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1811 to 1812 enthrone none Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1812 to 1813 equip hat wolfman mask Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1813 to 1814 bjornify Flaming Gravy Fairy (83 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1814 to 1815 > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1815 to 1816 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1816 to 1817 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference nextAdventure changed from Barf Mountain to None Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Barf Mountain Maximizer: MP equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1817 to 1818 equip weapon frying brainpan equip off-hand red wagon equip back carpe equip shirt sea salt scrubs equip pants Jeans of Loathing equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze equip familiar Mayflower bouquet You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1818 to 1819 remove from stash: 1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card You acquire an item: Platinum Yendorian Express Card Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1819 to 1820 > Took Platinum Yendorian Express Card from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1820 to 1821 You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1821 to 1822 add to stash: 1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1822 to 1823 > Returned Platinum Yendorian Express Card to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1823 to 1824 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf familiar Obtuse Angel (33 lbs) equip familiar amulet coin equip weapon haiku katana Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1824 to 1825 equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1825 to 1826 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe" equip hat Crown of Thrones Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1826 to 1827 equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1827 to 1828 equip shirt origami pasties Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1828 to 1829 equip pants Pantsgiving Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1829 to 1830 equip acc2 cheap sunglasses Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1830 to 1831 equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1831 to 1832 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1832 to 1833 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie equip back Buddy Bjorn Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1833 to 1834 bjornify none Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1834 to 1835 equip back carpe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1835 to 1836 enthrone Flaming Gravy Fairy (35 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1836 to 1837 familiar Golden Monkey (38 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1837 to 1838 equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1838 to 1839 equip weapon frying brainpan Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1839 to 1840 equip off-hand red wagon equip shirt sea salt scrubs equip pants Jeans of Loathing Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1840 to 1841 equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze familiar Hobo Monkey (35 lbs) Unequip Obtuse Angel equip familiar amulet coin equip weapon haiku katana Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1841 to 1842 equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1842 to 1843 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe" equip hat Crown of Thrones Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1843 to 1844 equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1844 to 1845 equip shirt origami pasties Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1845 to 1846 equip pants repaid diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1846 to 1847 equip acc2 cheap sunglasses Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1847 to 1848 equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1848 to 1849 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1849 to 1850 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie familiar Golden Monkey (53 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1850 to 1851 equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1851 to 1852 equip weapon frying brainpan Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1852 to 1853 equip off-hand red wagon equip shirt sea salt scrubs equip pants Jeans of Loathing equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze familiar Bloovian Groose (35 lbs) Unequip Hobo Monkey equip familiar amulet coin equip weapon haiku katana Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1853 to 1854 equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1854 to 1855 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe" equip hat Crown of Thrones Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1855 to 1856 equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1856 to 1857 equip shirt origami pasties Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1857 to 1858 equip pants repaid diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1858 to 1859 equip acc2 cheap sunglasses Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1859 to 1860 equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1860 to 1861 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1861 to 1862 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie familiar Golden Monkey (53 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1862 to 1863 equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1863 to 1864 equip weapon frying brainpan Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1864 to 1865 equip off-hand red wagon equip shirt sea salt scrubs equip pants Jeans of Loathing equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze > Choosing to use Grim Brother (expected value of 680.5 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). familiar Grim Brother (35 lbs) Unequip Bloovian Groose equip familiar amulet coin equip weapon haiku katana Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1865 to 1866 equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1866 to 1867 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" equip hat Crown of Thrones Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1867 to 1868 equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1868 to 1869 equip shirt origami pasties Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1869 to 1870 equip pants repaid diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1870 to 1871 equip acc2 cheap sunglasses Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1871 to 1872 equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1872 to 1873 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1873 to 1874 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1874 to 1875 [12278] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from Tailor the Snow Suit to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 76 Meat. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: You lose 3 hit points Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1040 damage. You gain 459 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VIII, when you armwrestled SteakCountess. You lost, but it was a good workout! After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: You tune into the tale Gottfried Von Krankenschwester has been telling in time to hear him say, "and so the Prince climbed up the fair maiden's hair, only to find her witch mother standing there. She poked out his eyes with knitting needles, filleted his spleen, and ate his kidneys." You quickly turn away and search for more Meat, to take your mind off the horrid story. You gain 4098 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester gets a new idea for a story, and smiles as he starts to tell it. (+14 Stats) After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 18 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 29 Cheek Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to garbage tourist Preference _grimBrotherCharge changed from 0 to 1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1875 to 1876 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Grim Brother (expected value of 680.5 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12279] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 76 Meat. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 19: You lose 2 hit points Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: You lose 2 hit points Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1043 damage. You gain 466 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VI, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume. After Battle: You gain 6 Sarcasm After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: You tune into the tale Gottfried Von Krankenschwester has been telling in time to hear him say, "and with his last wish, Aladdin freed the genie, and the genie immediately atomized Aladdin because he was still mad about being locked in a lamp for ten thousand years." You quickly turn away and search for more Meat, to take your mind off the horrid story. You gain 3147 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester ends a story with "and they all lived happily ever after," without even a single dismemberment, and smiles. (+14 Stats) After Battle: You gain 8 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 38 Sarcasm Preference _grimBrotherCharge changed from 1 to 2 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1876 to 1877 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Grim Brother (expected value of 680.5 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12280] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: You lose 2 hit points Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 79 Meat. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 5: You lose 2 hit points Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1060 damage. You gain 537 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con XI, when both Grant the Accountant and Super Hannah complimented you on your dancing. After Battle: You gain 10 Sarcasm After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester ends a tale with, "but the fourth pig built his house out of an unstable isotope, and died of radiation poisoning." You nod and search for more Meat to take your mind off the awful story he just told. You gain 3175 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester breaks through his writer's block on his new story, and smiles as he relates how having the protagonist get eaten by a gnu will tie things up neatly. (+14 Stats) After Battle: You gain 18 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 14 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 20 Cheek You acquire an item: Eye Agate Preference _grimBrotherCharge changed from 2 to 3 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1877 to 1878 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Grim Brother (expected value of 680.5 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12281] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: angry tourist takes 9 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: angry tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: angry tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 3: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 4: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 5: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: angry tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 74 Meat. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 8: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 13: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 15: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 16: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: You lose 1 hit point Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 19: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 21: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: angry tourist takes 1053 damage. You gain 431 Meat. Round 22: angry tourist drops 5 attack power. Round 22: angry tourist drops 10 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con IX, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume. After Battle: You gain 7 Roguishness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester ends a tale with, "and with his last wish, Aladdin freed the genie, and the genie immediately atomized Aladdin because he was still mad about being locked in a lamp for ten thousand years." You nod and search for more Meat to take your mind off the awful story he just told. You gain 2895 Meat After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us. You acquire an item: cheap sunglasses You acquire an item: garbage juice slurpee After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester has an inspiration for a pleasant story without any vivisection in it and smiles at his success. (+14 Stats) After Battle: You gain 13 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 10 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 29 Sarcasm Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Preference _grimBrotherCharge changed from 3 to 4 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1878 to 1879 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Grim Brother (expected value of 680.5 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 36 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1879 to 1880 [12282] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 68 Meat. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1038 damage. You gain 547 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con II, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong! After Battle: You gain 8 Strengthliness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: You blanch as Gottfried Von Krankenschwester finishes a story with, "and so the evil queen was roasted alive inside a giant iron bull, and served at a glorious feast." You search for extra Meat, just to take your mind off the tale. You gain 3497 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester finishes an illustrated manuscript with a final flourish, and hands it to you to read. You acquire an item: grim fairy tale Preference _grimFairyTaleDrops changed from 4 to 5 After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester has an inspiration for a pleasant story without any vivisection in it and smiles at his success. (+14 Stats) After Battle: You gain 15 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 12 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 26 Cheek Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Preference _grimBrotherCharge changed from 4 to 0 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1880 to 1881 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 680.5 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). familiar Unconscious Collective (50 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1881 to 1882 Unequip Grim Brother Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1882 to 1883 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1883 to 1884 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1884 to 1885 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12283] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 49 Meat. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1030 damage. You gain 554 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con IV, when you and MajesticOrphan and FlightLord won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge! After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Grofflesby's little legs twitch and its eyelids flutter as it dreams of dancing. You gain 3441 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 11 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 15 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 28 Roguishness Preference _unconsciousCollectiveCharge changed from 0 to 1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1885 to 1886 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 680.5 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 38 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1886 to 1887 [12284] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 70 Meat. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: You lose 2 hit points Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1048 damage. You gain 416 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con XI, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people. After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Grofflesby's little legs twitch and its eyelids flutter as it dreams of dancing. You gain 3637 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 11 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 16 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 25 Sarcasm Preference _unconsciousCollectiveCharge changed from 1 to 2 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1887 to 1888 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 680.5 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12285] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: You lose 2 hit points Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 50 Meat. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1036 damage. You gain 440 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con V, when you and CheesyMonster took turns doing benchpresses with Amazing Travis's car. Wait, did that really happen? After Battle: You gain 9 Fortitude After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Grofflesby's eyelids flutter as it dreams of endless lines of dancing universal symbols. You gain 3469 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 14 Beefiness You gain a Muscle point! After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 30 Smarm Preference _unconsciousCollectiveCharge changed from 2 to 3 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1888 to 1889 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 680.5 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 35 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1889 to 1890 [12286] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 14 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. You gain 74 Meat. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: You lose 2 hit points Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 17: You lose 2 hit points Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 21: You lose 1 hit point Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1014 damage. You gain 584 Meat. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 6 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 6 defense. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con IV, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people. After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately. Preference lovebugsMuscle changed from 796 to 800 After Battle: You gain 4 Muscleboundness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Grofflesby wakes up for a second, winks at you sleepily, and falls back into dreaming, its little paws twitching. You gain 3511 Meat After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it. You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10) You acquire an item: expensive camera After Battle: You gain 16 Strongness After Battle: You gain 17 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 18 Cheek Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Preference _unconsciousCollectiveCharge changed from 3 to 4 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1890 to 1891 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 680.5 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12287] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 50 Meat. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1051 damage. You gain 551 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con II, when you and Lucy the Jaguar totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious. After Battle: You gain 8 Chutzpah After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat. Preference lovebugsMeatDrop changed from 53 to 54 After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Grofflesby wakes up for a second, winks at you sleepily, and falls back into dreaming, its little paws twitching. You gain 3291 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 14 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 12 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 28 Chutzpah Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Preference _unconsciousCollectiveCharge changed from 4 to 5 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1891 to 1892 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 680.5 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12288] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 51 Meat. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 7: You lose 2 hit points Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 17: You lose 2 hit points Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1019 damage. You gain 500 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con XI, when you and MegaLover totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious. After Battle: You gain 9 Cheek After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Grofflesby wakes up for a second, winks at you sleepily, and falls back into dreaming, its little paws twitching. You gain 3735 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: Grofflesby stirs uneasily in its eternal slumber, and coughs up a little jar full of swirling dream stuff. You acquire an item: Unconscious Collective Dream Jar Preference _dreamJarDrops changed from 4 to 5 After Battle: You gain 10 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 18 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 25 Roguishness Preference _unconsciousCollectiveCharge changed from 5 to 0 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1892 to 1893 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Bloovian Groose (expected value of 678.8 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). familiar Bloovian Groose (50 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1893 to 1894 Unequip Unconscious Collective Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1894 to 1895 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1895 to 1896 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1896 to 1897 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 37 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1897 to 1898 [12289] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: You lose 3 hit points Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 59 Meat. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1046 damage. You gain 544 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con X, when you and SpaghettiLover totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious. After Battle: You gain 9 Sarcasm After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: With adorable winks and yet still cuter grinning, / there's no doubt about it -- your Groose is quite winning! You gain 3707 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 8 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 36 Sarcasm Preference _grooseCharge changed from 0 to 1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1898 to 1899 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Bloovian Groose (expected value of 678.8 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12290] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 58 Meat. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: You lose 3 hit points Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: You lose 2 hit points Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1059 damage. You gain 430 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con II, when you armwrestled MeatConway. You lost, but it was a good workout! After Battle: You gain 6 Strongness After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet. Preference lovebugsItemDrop changed from 194 to 195 After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: With a smile and a wink and a wink and a smile, / your Bloovian Groose is quite cute -- no denial! You gain 3693 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 40 Chutzpah Preference _grooseCharge changed from 1 to 2 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1899 to 1900 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Bloovian Groose (expected value of 678.8 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 37 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1900 to 1901 [12291] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: angry tourist takes 11 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: angry tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: angry tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 4: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 5: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 8: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 9: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 11: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 79 Meat. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 14: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 15: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 16: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 18: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 19: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 21: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: angry tourist takes 1045 damage. You gain 541 Meat. Round 22: angry tourist drops 10 attack power. Round 22: angry tourist drops 10 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VII, when you and MariachiWizard totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious. After Battle: You gain 8 Sarcasm After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: From your little friend's face comes a wink and a gleam, / I'd say you and your Groose make a pretty good team! You gain 3721 Meat After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us. You acquire an item: cheap sunglasses You acquire an item: How to Avoid Scams After Battle: You gain 12 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 15 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 26 Roguishness You gain a Moxie point! Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Preference _grooseCharge changed from 2 to 3 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1901 to 1902 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Bloovian Groose (expected value of 678.8 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12292] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 11 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. You gain 71 Meat. Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1046 damage. You gain 554 Meat. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 7 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 9 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con 3-D, when both InsaneJuggalette and MeatExecutive the Principal complimented you on your dancing. After Battle: You gain 10 Cheek After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: With a wink and a smile and a smile and a wink, / the Groose, he approves of your actions (you think.) You gain 3063 Meat After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it. You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10) You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks After Battle: You gain 15 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 10 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 27 Smarm Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to horrible tourist family Preference _grooseCharge changed from 3 to 4 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1902 to 1903 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Bloovian Groose (expected value of 678.8 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 35 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1903 to 1904 [12293] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 61 Meat. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1061 damage. You gain 412 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con VIII, when SealMaker taught you to play that really complicated board game. After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: With a smile and a wink and a wink and a smile, / your Bloovian Groose is quite cute -- no denial! You gain 3021 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: With a sound that's a cross 'tween a squick and a shqueese, / your Groose, he produces a small glob of grease. You acquire an item: groose grease Preference _grooseDrops changed from 4 to 5 After Battle: You gain 15 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 11 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 26 Roguishness Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Preference _grooseCharge changed from 4 to 0 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1904 to 1905 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Golden Monkey (expected value of 687.3 from familiar drops, 557.4 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). familiar Golden Monkey (53 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1905 to 1906 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" Unequip Bloovian Groose Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1906 to 1907 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1907 to 1908 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1908 to 1909 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12294] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 4: You lose 2 hit points Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: You lose 2 hit points Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 41 Meat. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 20: You lose 2 hit points Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1046 damage. You gain 586 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con VII, when both SexyMage and GreatSpy complimented you on your dancing. After Battle: You gain 10 Chutzpah After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay's shiny golden eyelid twinkles as he winks at you. You gain 3231 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay stops shrieking for a minute and beams at you. (+14 Stats) After Battle: You gain 18 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 12 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 22 Sarcasm You acquire an item: Eye Agate Preference _goldenMoneyCharge changed from 0 to 1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1909 to 1910 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Golden Monkey (expected value of 687.3 from familiar drops, 557.4 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 36 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1910 to 1911 [12295] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 73 Meat. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1035 damage. You gain 531 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con IV, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong! After Battle: You gain 8 Beefiness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay's shiny golden eyelid twinkles as he winks at you. You gain 3524 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay stops shrieking for a minute and beams at you. (+14 Stats) After Battle: You gain 12 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 7 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 35 Cheek You acquire an item: Eye Agate Preference _goldenMoneyCharge changed from 1 to 2 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1911 to 1912 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Golden Monkey (expected value of 687.3 from familiar drops, 557.4 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12296] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: You lose 2 hit points Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 58 Meat. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1046 damage. You gain 542 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con VI, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong! After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately. Preference lovebugsMuscle changed from 800 to 804 After Battle: You gain 4 Strengthliness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay's shiny golden eyelid twinkles as he winks at you. You gain 3538 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay stops shrieking for a minute and beams at you. (+13 Stats) After Battle: You gain 7 Strongness After Battle: You gain 15 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 29 Sarcasm You acquire an item: Azurite Preference _goldenMoneyCharge changed from 2 to 3 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1912 to 1913 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Golden Monkey (expected value of 687.3 from familiar drops, 557.4 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 38 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1913 to 1914 [12297] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: angry tourist takes 14 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: angry tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: angry tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 3: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 7: angry tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 52 Meat. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 9: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 10: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 13: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 14: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 17: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 19: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: angry tourist takes 1028 damage. You gain 523 Meat. Round 22: angry tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: angry tourist drops 10 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VI, when Professor Punk gave you that delicious drink. It was so good! You go into your kitchen and try to recreate it. You acquire an item: melon-infused sake After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay's shiny golden eyelid twinkles as he winks at you. You gain 3635 Meat After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us. You acquire an item: expensive camera You acquire an item: How to Avoid Scams You acquire an item: garbage juice slurpee After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay scratches his head, dislodging some golden dandruff. You sweep it up and take it with you. You acquire an item: powdered gold Preference _powderedGoldDrops changed from 4 to 5 After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay stops shrieking for a minute and beams at you. (+14 Stats) After Battle: You gain 10 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 10 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 31 Cheek You acquire an item: Eye Agate Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Preference _goldenMoneyCharge changed from 3 to 0 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1914 to 1915 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Rogue Program (expected value of 1148.6 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). familiar Rogue Program (48 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1915 to 1916 Unequip Golden Monkey Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1916 to 1917 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1917 to 1918 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" equip pants Pantsgiving Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1918 to 1919 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1919 to 1920 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1920 to 1921 [12298] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 defense. Round 1: Roguey!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 1: Roguey! bounces his disc off of her for 27 damage, and it ricochets into you, giving you quite a shock. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 27 damage. Round 1: You gain 27 Mojo Points Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 79 Meat. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Roguey! bounces his disc off of her for 27 damage, and it ricochets into you, giving you quite a shock. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 27 damage. Round 3: You gain 27 Mojo Points Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 5: Roguey! tosses his identity disc at her for 22 damage, then invites you to drink some glowing blue liquid out of the disc. The whole thing's a little more intimate than you're comfortable with, but it's still refreshing. Round 5: garbage tourist takes 22 damage. Round 5: You gain 22 Mojo Points Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: Roguey! bounces his disc off of her for 27 damage, and it ricochets into you, giving you quite a shock. Round 9: garbage tourist takes 27 damage. Round 9: You gain 27 Mojo Points Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: Roguey! bounces his disc off of her for 23 damage, and it ricochets into you, giving you quite a shock. Round 12: garbage tourist takes 23 damage. Round 12: You gain 23 Mojo Points Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 12: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con XI, when you and BaconBeefyAgent and BurgundyLord won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge! After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head. Preference lovebugsMysticality changed from 864 to 869 After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3204 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: Roguey! says "Please accept this token of my devotion to my user," and hands you an actual, literal token. Now that you think of it, you actually are kind of using him. Is this really a healthy relationship? You acquire an item: Game Grid token Preference _tokenDrops changed from 2 to 3 After Battle: You gain 14 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 10 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 16 Cheek Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 78 to 79 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1921 to 1922 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Galloping Grill (expected value of 1069.3 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). familiar Galloping Grill (31 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1922 to 1923 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" Unequip Rogue Program Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1923 to 1924 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1924 to 1925 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1925 to 1926 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12299] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 defense. Round 1: Liza Athlete blasts your foe with super-heated air, doing 31 damage. You see mystical shapes dancing in the heat waves. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 31 damage. Round 1: You gain 31 Mojo Points Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Liza Athlete blasts your foe with super-heated air, doing 22 damage. You see mystical shapes dancing in the heat waves. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 22 damage. Round 3: You gain 22 Mojo Points Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: Liza Athlete's bells jingle merrily. Round 7: Liza Athlete spits out a red-hot shish kebab, skewering your opponent for 30 damage. You ponder the mystery of how the grill always looks empty, but seems to have an endless supply of food-related ammo. Round 7: garbage tourist takes 30 damage. Round 7: You gain 30 Mojo Points Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: Liza Athlete pelts your opponent with red-hot coals, doing 27 damage. You contemplate the primal force that is fire. Round 10: garbage tourist takes 27 damage. Round 10: You gain 27 Mojo Points Round 10: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 11: garbage tourist takes 1043 damage. You gain 551 Meat. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 5 defense. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 11: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con IX, when both Chief Official and Bill the Spectacular complimented you on your dancing. After Battle: You gain 10 Smarm After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately. Preference lovebugsMuscle changed from 804 to 808 After Battle: You gain 4 Strongness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3048 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: You spot a bowl of leftover marinade on the ground next to Liza Athlete. You acquire an item: bowl of marinade After Battle: Liza Athlete puffs out a smile-shaped puff of smoke. (+10 Stats) After Battle: You gain 13 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 13 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 25 Cheek Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 79 to 80 Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1926 to 1927 > > Executing Postcombat/Fun-Guy Spores > CCS: [default]\n ";" Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1927 to 1928 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Galloping Grill (expected value of 1069.3 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1928 to 1929 [12300] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby Encounter: This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby Took choice 1073/1: gain stats and meat choice.php?whichchoice=1073&option=1&pwd You gain 197 Muscleboundness You gain 169 Magicalness You gain 182 Sarcasm You gain 1,728 Meat Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from true to false Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1929 to 1930 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Galloping Grill (expected value of 1069.3 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12301] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 defense. Round 1: Liza Athlete spits a flaming-hot hot dog at your opponent for 32 damage. Where did the hot dog come from? You ponder that conundrum. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 32 damage. Round 1: You gain 32 Mojo Points Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 56 Meat. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Liza Athlete blasts your foe with super-heated air, doing 32 damage. You see mystical shapes dancing in the heat waves. Round 5: garbage tourist takes 32 damage. Round 5: You gain 32 Mojo Points Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: You lose 2 hit points Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: Liza Athlete's bells jingle merrily. Round 8: Liza Athlete spits out a red-hot shish kebab, skewering your opponent for 30 damage. You ponder the mystery of how the grill always looks empty, but seems to have an endless supply of food-related ammo. Round 8: garbage tourist takes 30 damage. Round 8: You gain 30 Mojo Points Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: Liza Athlete's bells jingle merrily. Round 9: Liza Athlete pelts your opponent with red-hot coals, doing 35 damage. You contemplate the primal force that is fire. Round 9: garbage tourist takes 35 damage. Round 9: You gain 35 Mojo Points Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 9: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con VI, when MariachiPage taught you to play that really complicated board game. After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear. Preference lovebugsMoxie changed from 1017 to 1023 After Battle: You gain 6 Chutzpah After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2988 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: Liza Athlete puffs out a smile-shaped puff of smoke. (+10 Stats) After Battle: You gain 11 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 31 Smarm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 80 to 81 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1930 to 1931 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Galloping Grill (expected value of 1069.3 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12302] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: Liza Athlete spits a flaming-hot hot dog at your opponent for 39 damage. Where did the hot dog come from? You ponder that conundrum. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 39 damage. Round 1: You gain 39 Mojo Points Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 74 Meat. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Liza Athlete spits out a red-hot shish kebab, skewering your opponent for 24 damage. You ponder the mystery of how the grill always looks empty, but seems to have an endless supply of food-related ammo. Round 5: garbage tourist takes 24 damage. Round 5: You gain 24 Mojo Points Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Liza Athlete spits a flaming-hot hot dog at your opponent for 37 damage. Where did the hot dog come from? You ponder that conundrum. Round 6: garbage tourist takes 37 damage. Round 6: You gain 37 Mojo Points Round 6: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 7: garbage tourist takes 1025 damage. You gain 468 Meat. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 8 defense. Round 7: Liza Athlete belches hot smoke at your opponent for 38 damage, then says, "excuse me." You contemplate the mystery of a magically-animated belching grill. Round 7: garbage tourist takes 38 damage. Round 7: You gain 38 Mojo Points Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con XI, when you and MariachiShoulderWarrior took turns doing benchpresses with Conway the Inebriated's car. Wait, did that really happen? After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head. Preference lovebugsMysticality changed from 869 to 873 After Battle: You gain 4 Enchantedness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2952 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You spot a bowl of leftover marinade on the ground next to Liza Athlete. You acquire an item: bowl of marinade After Battle: Liza Athlete rolls over, sits up and begs, and bends her grill top in a big smile. (+10 Stats) After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 16 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 27 Roguishness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 81 to 82 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1931 to 1932 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Galloping Grill (expected value of 1069.3 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12303] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 14 damage. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 14 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 14 defense. Round 1: Liza Athlete spits a couple of well-done hamburger patty at your opponents, charring them for 34 damage. You ponder the mystery of why anyone would eat well-done meat. Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 34 damage. Round 1: You gain 34 Mojo Points Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: Liza Athlete's bells jingle merrily. Round 2: Liza Athlete spits out a red-hot shish kebab, skewering your opponents for 37 damage. You ponder the mystery of how the grill always looks empty, but seems to have an endless supply of food-related ammo. Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 37 damage. Round 2: You gain 37 Mojo Points Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. You gain 70 Meat. Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: Liza Athlete spits out a red-hot shish kebab, skewering your opponents for 36 damage. You ponder the mystery of how the grill always looks empty, but seems to have an endless supply of food-related ammo. Round 9: horrible tourist family takes 36 damage. Round 9: You gain 36 Mojo Points Round 9: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VIII, when SpaghettiBear taught you to play that really complicated board game. After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2580 Meat After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it. You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10) You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks After Battle: A little pile of hot ashes falls out of the bottom of Liza Athlete. You acquire an item: hot ashes Preference _hotAshesDrops changed from 0 to 1 After Battle: Liza Athlete puffs out a smile-shaped puff of smoke. (+11 Stats) After Battle: You gain 7 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 15 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 30 Roguishness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 82 to 83 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1932 to 1933 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Rogue Program (expected value of 993.6 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). familiar Rogue Program (33 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1933 to 1934 Unequip Galloping Grill Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1934 to 1935 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1935 to 1936 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1936 to 1937 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12304] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: Roguey!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 2: Roguey! de-rezzes her for 28 damage, then offers you a drink out of his identity disc. It's a little too intimate for your comfort, but it's still refreshing. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 28 damage. Round 2: You gain 28 Mojo Points Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 60 Meat. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 5: Roguey! de-rezzes her for 24 damage, then offers you a drink out of his identity disc. It's a little too intimate for your comfort, but it's still refreshing. Round 5: garbage tourist takes 24 damage. Round 5: You gain 24 Mojo Points Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: Roguey! tosses his identity disc at her for 22 damage, then invites you to drink some glowing blue liquid out of the disc. The whole thing's a little more intimate than you're comfortable with, but it's still refreshing. Round 7: garbage tourist takes 22 damage. Round 7: You gain 22 Mojo Points Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: Roguey! bounces his disc off of her for 22 damage, and it ricochets into you, giving you quite a shock. Round 8: garbage tourist takes 22 damage. Round 8: You gain 22 Mojo Points Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 11: You lose 2 hit points Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: Roguey! tosses his identity disc at her for 41 damage, then invites you to drink some glowing blue liquid out of the disc. The whole thing's a little more intimate than you're comfortable with, but it's still refreshing. Round 13: garbage tourist takes 41 damage. Round 13: You gain 41 Mojo Points Round 13: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IV, when both MegaPunk and FuzzyMage complimented you on your dancing. After Battle: You gain 9 Roguishness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3180 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: normal barrel After Battle: You gain 11 Strongness After Battle: You gain 7 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 21 Roguishness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 83 to 84 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Preference _rogueProgramCharge changed from 0 to 1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1937 to 1938 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Rogue Program (expected value of 993.6 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12305] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 defense. Round 1: Roguey! de-rezzes her for 32 damage, then offers you a drink out of his identity disc. It's a little too intimate for your comfort, but it's still refreshing. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 32 damage. Round 1: You gain 32 Mojo Points Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Roguey! bounces his disc off of her for 22 damage, and it ricochets into you, giving you quite a shock. Round 5: garbage tourist takes 22 damage. Round 5: You gain 22 Mojo Points Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: Roguey! bounces his disc off of her for 26 damage, and it ricochets into you, giving you quite a shock. Round 8: garbage tourist takes 26 damage. Round 8: You gain 26 Mojo Points Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: Roguey! tosses his identity disc at her for 22 damage, then invites you to drink some glowing blue liquid out of the disc. The whole thing's a little more intimate than you're comfortable with, but it's still refreshing. Round 9: garbage tourist takes 22 damage. Round 9: You gain 22 Mojo Points Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 69 Meat. Round 9: You lose 3 hit points Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: Roguey! bounces his disc off of her for 30 damage, and it ricochets into you, giving you quite a shock. Round 12: garbage tourist takes 30 damage. Round 12: You gain 30 Mojo Points Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 12: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VIII, when both JudgePunk and Boozer Evelyn complimented you on your dancing. After Battle: You gain 9 Sarcasm After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3072 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 10 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 22 Smarm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 84 to 85 Preference _rogueProgramCharge changed from 1 to 2 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1938 to 1939 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Rogue Program (expected value of 993.6 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12306] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to Doggy Heaven Encounter: Doggy Heaven You acquire an item: FunFunds™ Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1939 to 1940 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Rogue Program (expected value of 993.6 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12306] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from Doggy Heaven to angry tourist Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: angry tourist takes 10 damage. Round 1: angry tourist drops 18 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 15 defense. Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: angry tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: Roguey! de-rezzes him for 41 damage, then offers you a drink out of his identity disc. It's a little too intimate for your comfort, but it's still refreshing. Round 2: angry tourist takes 41 damage. Round 2: You gain 41 Mojo Points Round 2: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: angry tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 3: angry tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 59 Meat. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Roguey!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 4: Roguey! bounces his disc off of him for 26 damage, and it ricochets into you, giving you quite a shock. Round 4: angry tourist takes 26 damage. Round 4: You gain 26 Mojo Points Round 4: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 4: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 5: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: Roguey! de-rezzes him for 37 damage, then offers you a drink out of his identity disc. It's a little too intimate for your comfort, but it's still refreshing. Round 7: angry tourist takes 37 damage. Round 7: You gain 37 Mojo Points Round 7: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 8: angry tourist takes 1020 damage. You gain 523 Meat. Round 8: angry tourist drops 5 attack power. Round 8: angry tourist drops 5 defense. Round 8: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 8: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con XII, when you and MahoganyPrime totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious. After Battle: You gain 8 Chutzpah After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2772 Meat After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us. You acquire an item: expensive camera After Battle: You gain 9 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 10 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 21 Roguishness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 85 to 86 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Preference _rogueProgramCharge changed from 2 to 3 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1940 to 1941 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Rogue Program (expected value of 993.6 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12307] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 defense. Round 1: Roguey! bounces his disc off of her for 23 damage, and it ricochets into you, giving you quite a shock. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 23 damage. Round 1: You gain 23 Mojo Points Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 42 Meat. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Roguey! tosses his identity disc at her for 39 damage, then invites you to drink some glowing blue liquid out of the disc. The whole thing's a little more intimate than you're comfortable with, but it's still refreshing. Round 5: garbage tourist takes 39 damage. Round 5: You gain 39 Mojo Points Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Roguey!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 6: Roguey! tosses his identity disc at her for 39 damage, then invites you to drink some glowing blue liquid out of the disc. The whole thing's a little more intimate than you're comfortable with, but it's still refreshing. Round 6: garbage tourist takes 39 damage. Round 6: You gain 39 Mojo Points Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: Roguey! de-rezzes her for 24 damage, then offers you a drink out of his identity disc. It's a little too intimate for your comfort, but it's still refreshing. Round 8: garbage tourist takes 24 damage. Round 8: You gain 24 Mojo Points Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 8: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con VI, when you armwrestled Super Mitch. You lost, but it was a good workout! After Battle: You gain 6 Strongness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3372 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 17 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 7 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 17 Cheek You acquire an item: scroll of protection from lycanthropes Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 86 to 87 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Preference _rogueProgramCharge changed from 3 to 4 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1941 to 1942 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Rogue Program (expected value of 993.6 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled red taffy Preference libramSummons changed from 39 to 40 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1942 to 1943 [12308] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: angry tourist takes 13 damage. Round 1: angry tourist drops 14 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 15 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 66 Meat. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: angry tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: angry tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Roguey!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 5: Roguey! bounces his disc off of him for 30 damage, and it ricochets into you, giving you quite a shock. Round 5: angry tourist takes 30 damage. Round 5: You gain 30 Mojo Points Round 5: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: Roguey!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 7: Roguey! de-rezzes him for 39 damage, then offers you a drink out of his identity disc. It's a little too intimate for your comfort, but it's still refreshing. Round 7: angry tourist takes 39 damage. Round 7: You gain 39 Mojo Points Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: Roguey! tosses his identity disc at him for 25 damage, then invites you to drink some glowing blue liquid out of the disc. The whole thing's a little more intimate than you're comfortable with, but it's still refreshing. Round 8: angry tourist takes 25 damage. Round 8: You gain 25 Mojo Points Round 8: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 8: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 8: You lose 1 hit point Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: Roguey!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 9: Roguey! bounces his disc off of him for 39 damage, and it ricochets into you, giving you quite a shock. Round 9: angry tourist takes 39 damage. Round 9: You gain 39 Mojo Points Round 9: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 9: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 9: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con XII, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people. After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2988 Meat After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us. After Battle: You gain 12 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 12 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 16 Sarcasm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 87 to 88 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Preference _rogueProgramCharge changed from 4 to 5 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1943 to 1944 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Rogue Program (expected value of 993.6 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12309] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 defense. Round 1: Roguey! de-rezzes her for 32 damage, then offers you a drink out of his identity disc. It's a little too intimate for your comfort, but it's still refreshing. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 32 damage. Round 1: You gain 32 Mojo Points Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: Roguey!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 2: Roguey! bounces his disc off of her for 30 damage, and it ricochets into you, giving you quite a shock. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 30 damage. Round 2: You gain 30 Mojo Points Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Roguey! tosses his identity disc at her for 33 damage, then invites you to drink some glowing blue liquid out of the disc. The whole thing's a little more intimate than you're comfortable with, but it's still refreshing. Round 5: garbage tourist takes 33 damage. Round 5: You gain 33 Mojo Points Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 6: You lose 3 hit points Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: Roguey! de-rezzes her for 30 damage, then offers you a drink out of his identity disc. It's a little too intimate for your comfort, but it's still refreshing. Round 7: garbage tourist takes 30 damage. Round 7: You gain 30 Mojo Points Round 7: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con V, when you and Burrito Payton totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious. After Battle: You gain 9 Cheek After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3096 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: Roguey! says "Please accept this token of my devotion to my user," and hands you an actual, literal token. Now that you think of it, you actually are kind of using him. Is this really a healthy relationship? You acquire an item: Game Grid token Preference _tokenDrops changed from 3 to 4 After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 7 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 27 Chutzpah Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 88 to 89 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Preference _rogueProgramCharge changed from 5 to 0 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1944 to 1945 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Galloping Grill (expected value of 947.4 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). familiar Galloping Grill (31 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1945 to 1946 Unequip Rogue Program Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1946 to 1947 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1947 to 1948 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1948 to 1949 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12310] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense. Round 1: Liza Athlete spits out a red-hot shish kebab, skewering your opponent for 31 damage. You ponder the mystery of how the grill always looks empty, but seems to have an endless supply of food-related ammo. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 31 damage. Round 1: You gain 31 Mojo Points Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 80 Meat. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: Liza Athlete's bells jingle merrily. Round 8: Liza Athlete belches hot smoke at your opponent for 37 damage, then says, "excuse me." You contemplate the mystery of a magically-animated belching grill. Round 8: garbage tourist takes 37 damage. Round 8: You gain 37 Mojo Points Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: Liza Athlete pelts your opponent with red-hot coals, doing 32 damage. You contemplate the primal force that is fire. Round 18: garbage tourist takes 32 damage. Round 18: You gain 32 Mojo Points Round 18: You lose 1 hit point Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: Liza Athlete blasts your foe with super-heated air, doing 36 damage. You see mystical shapes dancing in the heat waves. Round 19: garbage tourist takes 36 damage. Round 19: You gain 36 Mojo Points Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 19: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con IX, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people. After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3084 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: Liza Athlete rolls over, sits up and begs, and bends her grill top in a big smile. (+10 Stats) After Battle: You gain 7 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 35 Roguishness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 89 to 90 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1949 to 1950 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Galloping Grill (expected value of 947.4 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12311] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense. Round 1: Liza Athlete spits out a red-hot shish kebab, skewering your opponent for 28 damage. You ponder the mystery of how the grill always looks empty, but seems to have an endless supply of food-related ammo. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 28 damage. Round 1: You gain 28 Mojo Points Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 3: Liza Athlete spits a well-done hamburger patty at your opponent, charring her for 37 damage. You ponder the mystery of why anyone would eat well-done meat. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 37 damage. Round 3: You gain 37 Mojo Points Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 58 Meat. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: Liza Athlete's bells jingle merrily. Round 12: Liza Athlete blasts your foe with super-heated air, doing 22 damage. You see mystical shapes dancing in the heat waves. Round 12: garbage tourist takes 22 damage. Round 12: You gain 22 Mojo Points Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: Liza Athlete spits a flaming-hot hot dog at your opponent for 39 damage. Where did the hot dog come from? You ponder that conundrum. Round 19: garbage tourist takes 39 damage. Round 19: You gain 39 Mojo Points Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 19: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con II, when you and SleazyBear took turns doing benchpresses with VoidKid the Cantankerous's car. Wait, did that really happen? After Battle: You gain 9 Fortitude After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear. Preference lovebugsMoxie changed from 1023 to 1028 After Battle: You gain 5 Cheek After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3492 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: Liza Athlete shows some glowing-coal teeth when she bends her grill top into a smile. (+10 Stats) After Battle: You gain 10 Strongness After Battle: You gain 15 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 26 Cheek Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 90 to 91 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1950 to 1951 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Galloping Grill (expected value of 947.4 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12312] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 defense. Round 1: Liza Athlete blasts your foe with super-heated air, doing 28 damage. You see mystical shapes dancing in the heat waves. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 28 damage. Round 1: You gain 28 Mojo Points Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 74 Meat. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Liza Athlete blasts your foe with super-heated air, doing 33 damage. You see mystical shapes dancing in the heat waves. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 33 damage. Round 3: You gain 33 Mojo Points Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 4: Liza Athlete's bells jingle merrily. Round 4: Liza Athlete spits a well-done hamburger patty at your opponent, charring her for 37 damage. You ponder the mystery of why anyone would eat well-done meat. Round 4: garbage tourist takes 37 damage. Round 4: You gain 37 Mojo Points Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: Liza Athlete belches hot smoke at your opponent for 21 damage, then says, "excuse me." You contemplate the mystery of a magically-animated belching grill. Round 7: garbage tourist takes 21 damage. Round 7: You gain 21 Mojo Points Round 7: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con II, when you and PorkKid totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious. After Battle: You gain 9 Roguishness After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet. Preference lovebugsItemDrop changed from 195 to 196 After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2796 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: Liza Athlete shows some glowing-coal teeth when she bends her grill top into a smile. (+10 Stats) After Battle: You gain 17 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 12 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 24 Cheek Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 91 to 92 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1951 to 1952 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Galloping Grill (expected value of 947.4 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12313] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: Liza Athlete pelts your opponent with red-hot coals, doing 36 damage. You contemplate the primal force that is fire. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 36 damage. Round 1: You gain 36 Mojo Points Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: Liza Athlete spits out a red-hot shish kebab, skewering your opponent for 39 damage. You ponder the mystery of how the grill always looks empty, but seems to have an endless supply of food-related ammo. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 39 damage. Round 2: You gain 39 Mojo Points Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Liza Athlete's bells jingle merrily. Round 4: Liza Athlete blasts your foe with super-heated air, doing 21 damage. You see mystical shapes dancing in the heat waves. Round 4: garbage tourist takes 21 damage. Round 4: You gain 21 Mojo Points Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 49 Meat. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 11: You lose 2 hit points Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: Liza Athlete's bells jingle merrily. Round 12: Liza Athlete spits a flaming-hot hot dog at your opponent for 24 damage. Where did the hot dog come from? You ponder that conundrum. Round 12: garbage tourist takes 24 damage. Round 12: You gain 24 Mojo Points Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 12: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con XII, when you and FantasticBarbarian and Louis the Amazing won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge! After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately. Preference lovebugsMuscle changed from 808 to 813 After Battle: You gain 5 Strongness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3156 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: Liza Athlete opens her grill top, showing a row of glowing coals arranged in a smile. (+10 Stats) After Battle: You gain 14 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 14 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 24 Roguishness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 92 to 93 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1952 to 1953 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Galloping Grill (expected value of 947.4 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12314] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 defense. Round 1: Liza Athlete pelts your opponent with red-hot coals, doing 31 damage. You contemplate the primal force that is fire. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 31 damage. Round 1: You gain 31 Mojo Points Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Liza Athlete's bells jingle merrily. Round 6: Liza Athlete spits out a red-hot shish kebab, skewering your opponent for 31 damage. You ponder the mystery of how the grill always looks empty, but seems to have an endless supply of food-related ammo. Round 6: garbage tourist takes 31 damage. Round 6: You gain 31 Mojo Points Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: Liza Athlete spits out a red-hot shish kebab, skewering your opponent for 33 damage. You ponder the mystery of how the grill always looks empty, but seems to have an endless supply of food-related ammo. Round 8: garbage tourist takes 33 damage. Round 8: You gain 33 Mojo Points Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: Liza Athlete's bells jingle merrily. Round 13: Liza Athlete spits out a red-hot shish kebab, skewering your opponent for 39 damage. You ponder the mystery of how the grill always looks empty, but seems to have an endless supply of food-related ammo. Round 13: garbage tourist takes 39 damage. Round 13: You gain 39 Mojo Points Round 13: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con V, when LankyFighter taught you to play that really complicated board game. After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2856 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: A little pile of hot ashes falls out of the bottom of Liza Athlete. You acquire an item: hot ashes Preference _hotAshesDrops changed from 1 to 2 After Battle: Liza Athlete yips and smiles lovingly up at you. (+10 Stats) After Battle: You gain 12 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 7 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 32 Sarcasm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 93 to 94 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1953 to 1954 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Blavious Kloop (expected value of 322.3 from familiar drops, 646.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). familiar Blavious Kloop (34 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1954 to 1955 Unequip Galloping Grill Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1955 to 1956 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1956 to 1957 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" equip pants repaid diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1957 to 1958 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1958 to 1959 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1959 to 1960 cast 1 Summon Taffy You acquire an item: pulled red taffy Preference libramSummons changed from 40 to 41 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1960 to 1961 [12315] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 13 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. You gain 45 Meat. Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1025 damage. You gain 560 Meat. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 9 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 9 defense. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con IX, when you and SuperBaby and Admiral Majestic won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge! After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: The Kloop does a dance, then it tips you a wink, / Like a wink from the Blinkers of Minker-Dink-Vink! You gain 3741 Meat After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it. You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10) After Battle: You gain 10 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 7 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 21 Roguishness You acquire an item: Arrow (+1) Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Preference _kloopCharge changed from 0 to 1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1961 to 1962 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Blavious Kloop (expected value of 322.3 from familiar drops, 646.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12316] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to angry tourist Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: angry tourist takes 9 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: angry tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: angry tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 3: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 5: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 5: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: You lose 1 hit point Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 9: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 11: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 12: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 53 Meat. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 15: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 16: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: You lose 1 hit point Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 21: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: angry tourist takes 1001 damage. You gain 573 Meat. Round 22: angry tourist drops 8 attack power. Round 22: angry tourist drops 5 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con VI, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume. After Battle: You gain 7 Sarcasm After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: The Blavious Kloop tips a wink while it dances! / It winks like a fink while it dances and prances! You gain 3210 Meat After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us. You acquire an item: expensive camera You acquire an item: garbage juice slurpee After Battle: You gain 12 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 21 Cheek Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to angry tourist Preference _kloopCharge changed from 1 to 2 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1962 to 1963 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Blavious Kloop (expected value of 322.3 from familiar drops, 646.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12317] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 44 Meat. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1003 damage. You gain 455 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con X, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong! After Battle: You gain 8 Fortitude After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: With a wink, your Kloop dances a Blavious jig! / While he dances he sniffs and he snorts like a pig! You gain 3168 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 8 Strongness After Battle: You gain 10 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 19 Smarm Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Preference _kloopCharge changed from 2 to 3 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1963 to 1964 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Blavious Kloop (expected value of 322.3 from familiar drops, 646.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12318] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 67 Meat. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 7: You lose 2 hit points Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: You lose 2 hit points Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: You lose 2 hit points Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 21: You lose 2 hit points Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1052 damage. You gain 583 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con IX, when you and MadWhatever took turns doing benchpresses with BearBaby the Tipsy's car. Wait, did that really happen? After Battle: You gain 9 Strengthliness After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head. Preference lovebugsMysticality changed from 873 to 877 After Battle: You gain 4 Wizardliness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: This Kloop sure can dance! He can dance like a Spizzin! / He winks while he does it, just like a wild Flizzin! You gain 3517 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 8 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 25 Roguishness Preference _kloopCharge changed from 3 to 4 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1964 to 1965 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Blavious Kloop (expected value of 322.3 from familiar drops, 646.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12319] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: angry tourist takes 9 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: angry tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: angry tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 80 Meat. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 5: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 7: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 8: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 10: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: You lose 1 hit point Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 12: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 15: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 16: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 17: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 18: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 19: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: angry tourist takes 1041 damage. You gain 521 Meat. Round 22: angry tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: angry tourist drops 10 defense. Round 22: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 22: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con XII, when Grace the Kind taught you to play that really complicated board game. After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat. Preference lovebugsMeatDrop changed from 54 to 55 After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: The Blavious Kloop does a Blavious dance / And he shivers and winks in his Kloopish dance trance. You gain 3030 Meat After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us. You acquire an item: cheap sunglasses After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 10 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 22 Cheek Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Preference _kloopCharge changed from 4 to 5 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1965 to 1966 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Blavious Kloop (expected value of 322.3 from familiar drops, 646.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12320] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 57 Meat. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 15: You lose 1 hit point Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1048 damage. You gain 468 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con II, when Pizza Savannah taught you to play that really complicated board game. After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet. Preference lovebugsItemDrop changed from 196 to 197 After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: This Kloop sure can dance! He can dance like a Spizzin! / He winks while he does it, just like a wild Flizzin! You gain 3140 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: Your Kloop drops at your feet a small leatherbound book / With a sly little smile and a mischievous look. You acquire an item: devilish folio Preference _kloopDrops changed from 0 to 1 After Battle: You gain 9 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 25 Cheek Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Preference _kloopCharge changed from 5 to 0 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1966 to 1967 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Rogue Program (expected value of 849.0 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). familiar Rogue Program (48 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1967 to 1968 Unequip Blavious Kloop Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1968 to 1969 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1969 to 1970 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" equip pants Pantsgiving Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1970 to 1971 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1971 to 1972 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1972 to 1973 [12321] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 defense. Round 1: Roguey! tosses his identity disc at her for 27 damage, then invites you to drink some glowing blue liquid out of the disc. The whole thing's a little more intimate than you're comfortable with, but it's still refreshing. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 27 damage. Round 1: You gain 27 Mojo Points Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: Roguey! de-rezzes her for 34 damage, then offers you a drink out of his identity disc. It's a little too intimate for your comfort, but it's still refreshing. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 34 damage. Round 2: You gain 34 Mojo Points Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Roguey! de-rezzes her for 40 damage, then offers you a drink out of his identity disc. It's a little too intimate for your comfort, but it's still refreshing. Round 6: garbage tourist takes 40 damage. Round 6: You gain 40 Mojo Points Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: Roguey! bounces his disc off of her for 29 damage, and it ricochets into you, giving you quite a shock. Round 8: garbage tourist takes 29 damage. Round 8: You gain 29 Mojo Points Round 8: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con XII, when you armwrestled BurritoMaker. You lost, but it was a good workout! After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2892 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 5 Strongness After Battle: You gain 12 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 24 Smarm You acquire an item: Eye Agate Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 94 to 95 Preference _rogueProgramCharge changed from 0 to 1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1973 to 1974 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Rogue Program (expected value of 849.0 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12322] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 defense. Round 1: Roguey! tosses his identity disc at her for 37 damage, then invites you to drink some glowing blue liquid out of the disc. The whole thing's a little more intimate than you're comfortable with, but it's still refreshing. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 37 damage. Round 1: You gain 37 Mojo Points Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: Roguey!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 2: Roguey! tosses his identity disc at her for 36 damage, then invites you to drink some glowing blue liquid out of the disc. The whole thing's a little more intimate than you're comfortable with, but it's still refreshing. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 36 damage. Round 2: You gain 36 Mojo Points Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 3: Roguey!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 3: Roguey! de-rezzes her for 35 damage, then offers you a drink out of his identity disc. It's a little too intimate for your comfort, but it's still refreshing. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 35 damage. Round 3: You gain 35 Mojo Points Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con XII, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong! After Battle: You gain 8 Strongness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2988 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: You gain 7 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 12 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 21 Cheek Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 95 to 96 Preference _rogueProgramCharge changed from 1 to 2 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1974 to 1975 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Rogue Program (expected value of 849.0 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12323] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: Roguey! de-rezzes her for 41 damage, then offers you a drink out of his identity disc. It's a little too intimate for your comfort, but it's still refreshing. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 41 damage. Round 2: You gain 41 Mojo Points Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 47 Meat. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Roguey! tosses his identity disc at her for 37 damage, then invites you to drink some glowing blue liquid out of the disc. The whole thing's a little more intimate than you're comfortable with, but it's still refreshing. Round 5: garbage tourist takes 37 damage. Round 5: You gain 37 Mojo Points Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: Roguey! bounces his disc off of her for 29 damage, and it ricochets into you, giving you quite a shock. Round 8: garbage tourist takes 29 damage. Round 8: You gain 29 Mojo Points Round 8: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 9: garbage tourist takes 1025 damage. You gain 440 Meat. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 8 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 8 defense. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 9: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con VII, when SexyKid gave you that delicious drink. It was so good! You go into your kitchen and try to recreate it. You acquire an item: expensive champagne After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet. Preference lovebugsItemDrop changed from 197 to 198 After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2952 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 12 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 22 Chutzpah Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 96 to 97 Preference _rogueProgramCharge changed from 2 to 3 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1975 to 1976 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Rogue Program (expected value of 849.0 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12324] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 9 damage. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 16 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 13 defense. Round 1: Roguey!'s bells jingle merrily. Round 1: Roguey! de-rezzes them for 41 damage, then offers you a drink out of his identity disc. It's a little too intimate for your comfort, but it's still refreshing. Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 41 damage. Round 1: You gain 41 Mojo Points Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: Roguey! tosses his identity disc at them for 23 damage, then invites you to drink some glowing blue liquid out of the disc. The whole thing's a little more intimate than you're comfortable with, but it's still refreshing. Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 23 damage. Round 2: You gain 23 Mojo Points Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Roguey! tosses his identity disc at them for 21 damage, then invites you to drink some glowing blue liquid out of the disc. The whole thing's a little more intimate than you're comfortable with, but it's still refreshing. Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 21 damage. Round 3: You gain 21 Mojo Points Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets You gain 74 Meat. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Roguey! de-rezzes them for 38 damage, then offers you a drink out of his identity disc. It's a little too intimate for your comfort, but it's still refreshing. Round 5: horrible tourist family takes 38 damage. Round 5: You gain 38 Mojo Points Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VI, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people. After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear. Preference lovebugsMoxie changed from 1028 to 1033 After Battle: You gain 5 Cheek After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2724 Meat After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it. You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10) After Battle: Roguey! says "Please accept this token of my devotion to my user," and hands you an actual, literal token. Now that you think of it, you actually are kind of using him. Is this really a healthy relationship? You acquire an item: Game Grid token Preference _tokenDrops changed from 4 to 5 After Battle: You gain 12 Strongness After Battle: You gain 4 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 25 Chutzpah Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 97 to 98 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Preference _rogueProgramCharge changed from 3 to 0 Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1976 to 1977 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Blavious Kloop (expected value of 285.5 from familiar drops, 646.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). familiar Blavious Kloop (34 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1977 to 1978 Unequip Rogue Program Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1978 to 1979 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1979 to 1980 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" equip pants repaid diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1980 to 1981 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1981 to 1982 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1982 to 1983 [12325] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby Encounter: This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby Took choice 1073/1: gain stats and meat choice.php?whichchoice=1073&option=1&pwd You gain 170 Fortitude You gain 179 Mysteriousness You gain 210 Cheek You gain 1,761 Meat Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from true to false Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1983 to 1984 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Crimbo Shrub (expected value of 2500.0 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). familiar Crimbo Shrub (37 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1984 to 1985 Unequip Blavious Kloop Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1985 to 1986 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1986 to 1987 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" equip pants Pantsgiving Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1987 to 1988 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1988 to 1989 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Open a Big Red Present;skill Open a Big Red Present;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Open a Big Red Present;skill Open a Big Red Present;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1989 to 1990 [12326] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage. You gain 2,561 Meat. You acquire an effect: Everything Looks Red (99) Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 16 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 14 defense. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 51 Meat. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1059 damage. You gain 510 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con V, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people. After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat. Preference lovebugsMeatDrop changed from 55 to 56 After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3086 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: "Oh no!" Woddeus says, "you're hurt! Here, have some fresh baked Crimbo cookies! Delicious, aren't they? Want some more? Have some more! I have fudge, too! And fruitcake! EAT MORE!" After Battle: You gain 34 hit points After Battle: Woddeus is so excited about Crimbo that he starts doing backflips. (+8 Stats) After Battle: You gain 13 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 7 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 30 Roguishness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 98 to 99 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1990 to 1991 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Blavious Kloop (expected value of 285.5 from familiar drops, 646.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). familiar Blavious Kloop (34 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1991 to 1992 Unequip Crimbo Shrub Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1992 to 1993 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1993 to 1994 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" equip pants repaid diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1994 to 1995 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1995 to 1996 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1996 to 1997 [12327] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 67 Meat. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1024 damage. You gain 526 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con X, when DankSpaghettiChief taught you to play that really complicated board game. After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: The Kloop does a waltz with a skip and a hop / And he winks while his little Kloop hooves go klip-klop! You gain 3601 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: normal barrel After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 10 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 18 Sarcasm You acquire an item: Lapis Lazuli Preference _kloopCharge changed from 0 to 1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1997 to 1998 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Blavious Kloop (expected value of 285.5 from familiar drops, 646.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12328] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 13 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. You gain 66 Meat. Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: You lose 2 hit points Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 17: You lose 2 hit points Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1038 damage. You gain 585 Meat. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 8 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 7 defense. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con VI, when you and SealGirl took turns doing benchpresses with PizzaBoy's car. Wait, did that really happen? After Battle: You gain 9 Strengthliness After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat. Preference lovebugsMeatDrop changed from 56 to 57 After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: The Kloop dances hard, like he's in a Kloop troupe! / Then he winks like a saucy troupe Kloop who's no dupe! You gain 3511 Meat After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it. You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10) You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 24 Sarcasm You acquire an item: Arrow (+1) Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Preference _kloopCharge changed from 1 to 2 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1998 to 1999 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Blavious Kloop (expected value of 285.5 from familiar drops, 646.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12329] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 73 Meat. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1038 damage. You gain 474 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con IX, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place... You acquire an item: oil of oiliness After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat. Preference lovebugsMeatDrop changed from 57 to 58 After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: The Blavious Kloop tips a wink while it dances! / It winks like a fink while it dances and prances! You gain 3610 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: You gain 9 Strongness After Battle: You gain 11 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 18 Sarcasm You acquire an item: Azurite Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Preference _kloopCharge changed from 2 to 3 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1999 to 2000 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Blavious Kloop (expected value of 285.5 from familiar drops, 646.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12330] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 14 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. You gain 49 Meat. Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1023 damage. You gain 569 Meat. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 8 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 5 defense. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con VI, when you and FluffyAccount and Countess Pimp won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge! After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately. Preference lovebugsMuscle changed from 813 to 818 After Battle: You gain 5 Muscleboundness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: The Kloop dances like it has ants in its pants! / And it winks while it does its ants-pants-fancy-dance! You gain 2945 Meat After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it. You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10) You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks You acquire an item: normal barrel After Battle: Your Kloop drops at your feet a small leatherbound book / With a sly little smile and a mischievous look. You acquire an item: devilish folio Preference _kloopDrops changed from 1 to 2 After Battle: You gain 11 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 7 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 19 Sarcasm Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Preference _kloopCharge changed from 3 to 0 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2000 to 2001 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Galloping Grill (expected value of 828.6 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). familiar Galloping Grill (46 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2001 to 2002 Unequip Blavious Kloop Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2002 to 2003 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2003 to 2004 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" equip pants Pantsgiving Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2004 to 2005 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2005 to 2006 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2006 to 2007 [12331] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 12 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: Liza Athlete blasts your foe with super-heated air, doing 31 damage. You see mystical shapes dancing in the heat waves. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 31 damage. Round 1: You gain 31 Mojo Points Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 41 Meat. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Liza Athlete spits out a red-hot shish kebab, skewering your opponent for 35 damage. You ponder the mystery of how the grill always looks empty, but seems to have an endless supply of food-related ammo. Round 4: garbage tourist takes 35 damage. Round 4: You gain 35 Mojo Points Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: Liza Athlete spits out a red-hot shish kebab, skewering your opponent for 34 damage. You ponder the mystery of how the grill always looks empty, but seems to have an endless supply of food-related ammo. Round 8: garbage tourist takes 34 damage. Round 8: You gain 34 Mojo Points Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 8: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 9: garbage tourist takes 1043 damage. You gain 416 Meat. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 8 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 10 defense. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 9: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IV, when you and Cheesy Paco totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious. After Battle: You gain 8 Smarm After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head. Preference lovebugsMysticality changed from 877 to 881 After Battle: You gain 4 Enchantedness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2952 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Liza Athlete opens her grill top, showing a row of glowing coals arranged in a smile. (+10 Stats) After Battle: You gain 9 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 32 Cheek You gain a Moxie point! Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 99 to 100 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2007 to 2008 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Galloping Grill (expected value of 828.6 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12332] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 20 defense. Round 1: Liza Athlete blasts your foe with super-heated air, doing 37 damage. You see mystical shapes dancing in the heat waves. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 37 damage. Round 1: You gain 37 Mojo Points Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 61 Meat. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: Liza Athlete spits a flaming-hot hot dog at your opponent for 36 damage. Where did the hot dog come from? You ponder that conundrum. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 36 damage. Round 2: You gain 36 Mojo Points Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Liza Athlete's bells jingle merrily. Round 4: Liza Athlete spits out a red-hot shish kebab, skewering your opponent for 20 damage. You ponder the mystery of how the grill always looks empty, but seems to have an endless supply of food-related ammo. Round 4: garbage tourist takes 20 damage. Round 4: You gain 20 Mojo Points Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Liza Athlete's bells jingle merrily. Round 5: Liza Athlete spits a flaming-hot hot dog at your opponent for 23 damage. Where did the hot dog come from? You ponder that conundrum. Round 5: garbage tourist takes 23 damage. Round 5: You gain 23 Mojo Points Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 5: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con IX, when you and UncannyClaudius took turns doing benchpresses with SuperElla's car. Wait, did that really happen? After Battle: You gain 9 Strongness After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head. Preference lovebugsMysticality changed from 881 to 885 After Battle: You gain 4 Wizardliness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2664 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: A little pile of hot ashes falls out of the bottom of Liza Athlete. You acquire an item: hot ashes Preference _hotAshesDrops changed from 2 to 3 After Battle: Liza Athlete rolls over, sits up and begs, and bends her grill top in a big smile. (+10 Stats) After Battle: You gain 11 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 7 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 32 Cheek You acquire an item: Arrow (+1) Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 100 to 101 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2008 to 2009 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Blavious Kloop (expected value of 249.7 from familiar drops, 646.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). familiar Blavious Kloop (34 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2009 to 2010 Unequip Galloping Grill Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2010 to 2011 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2011 to 2012 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" equip pants repaid diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2012 to 2013 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2013 to 2014 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2014 to 2015 [12333] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: angry tourist takes 14 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: angry tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: angry tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 3: angry tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 69 Meat. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 5: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 7: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 8: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 10: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 12: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 13: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 14: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 15: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 15: You lose 1 hit point Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 19: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 20: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 21: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: angry tourist takes 1064 damage. You gain 404 Meat. Round 22: angry tourist drops 10 attack power. Round 22: angry tourist drops 6 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con II, when you and Mister Rotten took turns doing benchpresses with DankGovernment's car. Wait, did that really happen? After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Have you seen a Kloop dance? Yes you did! You just did! / Then he winks a great wink with one Kloopy eyelid! You gain 3894 Meat After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us. You acquire an item: garbage juice slurpee After Battle: You gain 2 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 18 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 19 Sarcasm Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Preference _kloopCharge changed from 0 to 1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2015 to 2016 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Blavious Kloop (expected value of 249.7 from familiar drops, 646.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12334] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 45 Meat. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1035 damage. You gain 526 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con V, when you and PimpWarrior and Burrito Alexis won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge! After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: The Kloop does a dance, then it tips you a wink, / Like a wink from the Blinkers of Minker-Dink-Vink! You gain 3224 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 21 Cheek Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Preference _kloopCharge changed from 1 to 2 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2016 to 2017 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Blavious Kloop (expected value of 249.7 from familiar drops, 646.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12335] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 59 Meat. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 18: You lose 2 hit points Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 21: You lose 1 hit point Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1027 damage. You gain 558 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume. After Battle: You gain 6 Cheek After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: This Kloop sure can dance! He can dance like a Spizzin! / He winks while he does it, just like a wild Flizzin! You gain 3112 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: Your Kloop drops at your feet a small leatherbound book / With a sly little smile and a mischievous look. You acquire an item: devilish folio Preference _kloopDrops changed from 2 to 3 After Battle: You gain 8 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 27 Roguishness Preference _kloopCharge changed from 2 to 0 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2017 to 2018 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Blavious Kloop (expected value of 216.0 from familiar drops, 646.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12336] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 66 Meat. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1057 damage. You gain 592 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con VIII, when both FantasticPunk and FluffyChef complimented you on your dancing. After Battle: You gain 9 Cheek After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head. Preference lovebugsMysticality changed from 885 to 889 After Battle: You gain 4 Enchantedness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: The Kloop dances like it has ants in its pants! / And it winks while it does its ants-pants-fancy-dance! You gain 3559 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: You gain 13 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 20 Chutzpah Preference _kloopCharge changed from 0 to 1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2018 to 2019 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Blavious Kloop (expected value of 216.0 from familiar drops, 646.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12337] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to Knob Goblin Embezzler Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonsterCount changed from 103 to 104 Preference relayCounters changed from 13316:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif to Preference relayCounters changed from to 13386:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 14 damage. Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2019 to 2020 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > In fight, trying to get away to return items to stash... Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Round 1: mx indigo attacks! Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 1081 damage. You gain 699 Meat. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 6 attack power. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 6 defense. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 7 damage. Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con V, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong! After Battle: You gain 8 Strongness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: The Kloop does a dance, then it tips you a wink, / Like a wink from the Blinkers of Minker-Dink-Vink! You gain 9489 Meat After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm. You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: You gain 8 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 10 Smarm You acquire an item: Arrow (+1) Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _kloopCharge changed from 1 to 2 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2020 to 2021 You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2021 to 2022 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2022 to 2023 unequip pants Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2023 to 2024 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2024 to 2025 add to stash: 1 repaid diaper > Returned repaid diaper to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. unequip acc1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2025 to 2026 add to stash: 1 mafia pointer finger ring > Returned mafia pointer finger ring to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2026 to 2027 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2027 to 2028 Preference logPreferenceChange changed from true to false > You fought 6 Knob Goblin Embezzler at the beginning of the day, and an additional 0 digitized Knob Goblin Embezzler throughout the day. Good work, probably! > Including this, you have fought 88 across all ascensions today > Extreme Items: > 3 Game Grid token worth 13473 total > 3 hot ashes worth 9720 total > 2 bowl of marinade worth 9540 total > -8 Mountain Stream soda worth -1944 total > 1 embezzler's oil worth 5 total > 1 scroll of protection from lycanthropes worth 10 total > This run of garbo, across 60 turns you generated 310,376 meat, with 225,092 raw meat and 85,284 from items > So far today, across 233 turns you generated 2,167,058 meat, with 1,269,000 raw meat and 898,058 from items > Using adventure value 5000. > Local Version: 29c29418a70264f32aa9140c07cee65091eb5e94 (built from main@1359e614c80d46351c52bd2489cedcb81d117dd9) > Garbo is up to date! > Collecting garbage! Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference dontStopForCounters changed from false to true Preference hpAutoRecovery changed from 0.6 to -0.05 Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 1.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecovery changed from 0.05 to -0.05 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.2 to 0 Preference currentMood changed from default to apathetic Preference libramSkillsSoftcore changed from all to none Preference valueOfInventory changed from 1.8 to 2 Preference choiceAdventure1108 changed from 3 to 1 Preference choiceAdventure1340 changed from 0 to 1 Preference choiceAdventure1341 changed from 0 to 1 Preference shadowLabyrinthGoal changed from browser to effects cast 5 Disco Leer You acquire an effect: Disco Leer (50) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2033 to 2034 cast 5 Leash of Linguini You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (50) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2034 to 2035 cast 5 Singer's Faithful Ocelot You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (50) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2035 to 2036 cast 5 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (50) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2036 to 2037 cast 5 Pride of the Puffin You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (50) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2037 to 2038 cast 2 Drescher's Annoying Noise You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (40) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2038 to 2039 cast 2 Disco Aerobics You acquire an effect: Disco State of Mind (10) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2039 to 2040 cast 2 Moxie of the Mariachi You acquire an effect: Mariachi Mood (10) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2040 to 2041 cast 2 Sauce Contemplation You acquire an effect: Saucemastery (10) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2041 to 2042 cast 2 Seal Clubbing Frenzy You acquire an effect: Seal Clubbing Frenzy (10) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2042 to 2043 You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2043 to 2044 remove from stash: 1 repaid diaper You acquire an item: repaid diaper > Took repaid diaper from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2044 to 2045 remove from stash: 1 mafia pointer finger ring You acquire an item: mafia pointer finger ring > Took mafia pointer finger ring from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2045 to 2046 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2046 to 2047 > Skipping fancy chocolate sculpture; too expensive (71890 > 30000). mallsearch "possessed sugar cube" Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Daily Familiars/Moveable feast > CCS: [default]\n ";" You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2047 to 2048 You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2048 to 2049 > > Executing Daily/Configure I Voted! Sticker > CCS: [default]\n ";" > > Executing Daily/Verify Horsery > CCS: [default]\n ";" > > Executing Daily/Check Barf Mountain Quest > CCS: [default]\n ";" Visiting the Employee Assignment Kiosk > > Executing Daily Items/Clear Existing Rufus Quest > CCS: [default]\n ";" > > Executing Daily Items/Treat familiar Trick-or-Treating Tot (28 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2049 to 2050 Unequip Blavious Kloop Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2050 to 2051 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2051 to 2052 equip weapon porcelain police baton Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2052 to 2053 equip off-hand porcelain pepper mill equip hat porcelain porkpie equip back porcelain pelerine equip pants porcelain plus-fours equip acc1 porcelain phantom mask > CCS: [default]\n "abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!";" > Autoattack macro: abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!"; place.php?whichplace=town&action=town_trickortreat Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference choiceAdventure1324 changed from 0 to 5 Preference choiceAdventure1387 changed from to 2 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Free Fight/Trick familiar Obtuse Angel (37 lbs) Unequip Trick-or-Treating Tot equip familiar amulet coin equip hat wolfman mask Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -hat, 142.2 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.71 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" equip weapon cursed pirate cutlass Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2053 to 2054 equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2054 to 2055 equip back Buddy Bjorn Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2055 to 2056 equip shirt Stephen's lab coat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2056 to 2057 equip pants repaid diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2057 to 2058 equip acc1 Belt of Loathing Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2058 to 2059 equip acc2 bakelite badge Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2059 to 2060 equip acc3 Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2060 to 2061 equip familiar Snow Suit Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2061 to 2062 Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Tailor the Snow Suit Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2062 to 2063 Took choice 640/5: Restores 1-10 MP after combat choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=5 Preference snowsuit changed from nose to hat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2063 to 2064 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2064 to 2065 > Maximize: Familiar Weight Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit Took choice 640/3: +10% item drops, can drop carrot nose choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=3 Preference snowsuit changed from hat to nose Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2065 to 2066 equip hat Crown of Thrones Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2066 to 2067 enthrone none Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2067 to 2068 equip hat wolfman mask Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2068 to 2069 bjornify Flaming Gravy Fairy (83 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2069 to 2070 > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2070 to 2071 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2071 to 2072 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference nextAdventure changed from Barf Mountain to None Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Barf Mountain Maximizer: MP equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2072 to 2073 equip weapon frying brainpan equip off-hand red wagon equip back carpe equip shirt sea salt scrubs equip pants Jeans of Loathing equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze equip familiar Mayflower bouquet You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2073 to 2074 remove from stash: 1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card You acquire an item: Platinum Yendorian Express Card Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2074 to 2075 > Took Platinum Yendorian Express Card from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2075 to 2076 You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2076 to 2077 add to stash: 1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2077 to 2078 > Returned Platinum Yendorian Express Card to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2078 to 2079 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf equip weapon haiku katana Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2079 to 2080 equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2080 to 2081 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe" equip hat Crown of Thrones Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2081 to 2082 equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2082 to 2083 equip shirt origami pasties Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2083 to 2084 equip pants Pantsgiving Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2084 to 2085 equip acc2 cheap sunglasses Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2085 to 2086 equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2086 to 2087 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2087 to 2088 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2088 to 2089 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie equip back Buddy Bjorn Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2089 to 2090 bjornify none Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2090 to 2091 equip back carpe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2091 to 2092 enthrone Flaming Gravy Fairy (35 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2092 to 2093 equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2093 to 2094 equip weapon frying brainpan Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2094 to 2095 equip off-hand red wagon equip shirt sea salt scrubs equip pants Jeans of Loathing Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2095 to 2096 equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze equip familiar Mayflower bouquet familiar Hobo Monkey (35 lbs) equip familiar amulet coin equip weapon haiku katana Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2096 to 2097 equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2097 to 2098 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe" equip hat Crown of Thrones Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2098 to 2099 equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2099 to 2100 equip shirt origami pasties Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2100 to 2101 equip pants repaid diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2101 to 2102 equip acc2 cheap sunglasses Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2102 to 2103 equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2103 to 2104 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2104 to 2105 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie familiar Obtuse Angel (53 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2105 to 2106 equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2106 to 2107 equip weapon frying brainpan Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2107 to 2108 equip off-hand red wagon equip shirt sea salt scrubs equip pants Jeans of Loathing equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze familiar Bloovian Groose (35 lbs) Unequip Hobo Monkey equip familiar amulet coin equip weapon haiku katana Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2108 to 2109 equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2109 to 2110 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe" equip hat Crown of Thrones Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2110 to 2111 equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2111 to 2112 equip shirt origami pasties Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2112 to 2113 equip pants repaid diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2113 to 2114 equip acc2 cheap sunglasses Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2114 to 2115 equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2115 to 2116 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2116 to 2117 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie familiar Obtuse Angel (53 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2117 to 2118 equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2118 to 2119 equip weapon frying brainpan Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2119 to 2120 equip off-hand red wagon equip shirt sea salt scrubs equip pants Jeans of Loathing equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze > Choosing to use Blavious Kloop (expected value of 216.0 from familiar drops, 646.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). familiar Blavious Kloop (34 lbs) Unequip Bloovian Groose equip familiar amulet coin equip weapon haiku katana Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2120 to 2121 equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2121 to 2122 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" equip hat Crown of Thrones Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2122 to 2123 equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2123 to 2124 equip shirt origami pasties Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2124 to 2125 equip pants repaid diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2125 to 2126 equip acc2 cheap sunglasses Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2126 to 2127 equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2127 to 2128 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2128 to 2129 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2129 to 2130 [12338] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from Tailor the Snow Suit to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 10 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 59 Meat. Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1048 damage. You gain 462 Meat. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 10 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 7 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IV, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong! After Battle: You gain 8 Strengthliness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Have you seen a Kloop dance? Yes you did! You just did! / Then he winks a great wink with one Kloopy eyelid! You gain 3224 Meat After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it. You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10) After Battle: You gain 11 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 10 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 17 Cheek Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to horrible tourist family Preference _kloopCharge changed from 2 to 3 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2130 to 2131 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Blavious Kloop (expected value of 216.0 from familiar drops, 646.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12339] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 45 Meat. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: You lose 2 hit points Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1019 damage. You gain 453 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con XII, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place... You acquire an item: Hersey™ SMOOCH After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: The Blavious Kloop tips a wink while it dances! / It winks like a fink while it dances and prances! You gain 3057 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: normal barrel After Battle: You gain 6 Strongness After Battle: You gain 12 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 20 Smarm Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Preference _kloopCharge changed from 3 to 4 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2131 to 2132 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Blavious Kloop (expected value of 216.0 from familiar drops, 646.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12340] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 77 Meat. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1070 damage. You gain 599 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con II, when you and MajesticChief the Drunk and DiscoWarrior won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge! After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: With a wink, your Kloop dances a Blavious jig! / While he dances he sniffs and he snorts like a pig! You gain 3350 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 11 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 18 Smarm Preference _kloopCharge changed from 4 to 5 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2132 to 2133 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Blavious Kloop (expected value of 216.0 from familiar drops, 646.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12341] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 80 Meat. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: You lose 2 hit points Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 12: You lose 2 hit points Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1045 damage. You gain 557 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con X, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people. After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: The Kloop does a waltz with a skip and a hop / And he winks while his little Kloop hooves go klip-klop! You gain 3168 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Your Kloop drops at your feet a small leatherbound book / With a sly little smile and a mischievous look. You acquire an item: devilish folio Preference _kloopDrops changed from 3 to 4 After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 8 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 21 Chutzpah Preference _kloopCharge changed from 5 to 0 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2133 to 2134 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Blavious Kloop (expected value of 184.6 from familiar drops, 646.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12342] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 70 Meat. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1035 damage. You gain 553 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IX, when you armwrestled BurritoPerry. You lost, but it was a good workout! After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat. Preference lovebugsMeatDrop changed from 58 to 59 After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: Have you seen a Kloop dance? Yes you did! You just did! / Then he winks a great wink with one Kloopy eyelid! You gain 4007 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 6 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 10 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 22 Sarcasm Preference _kloopCharge changed from 0 to 1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2134 to 2135 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Blavious Kloop (expected value of 184.6 from familiar drops, 646.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12343] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: You lose 2 hit points Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 75 Meat. Round 10: You lose 3 hit points Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1019 damage. You gain 548 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con V, when you and SteakWhatever totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious. After Battle: You gain 9 Cheek After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: The Kloop dances hard, like he's in a Kloop troupe! / Then he winks like a saucy troupe Kloop who's no dupe! You gain 3545 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 12 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 10 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 17 Cheek Preference _kloopCharge changed from 1 to 2 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2135 to 2136 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Blavious Kloop (expected value of 184.6 from familiar drops, 646.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12344] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage. You acquire an item: Source essence Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: You lose 2 hit points Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: You lose 2 hit points Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 46 Meat. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1044 damage. You gain 431 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con X, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume. After Battle: You gain 6 Roguishness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. After Battle: This Kloop sure can dance! He can dance like a Spizzin! / He winks while he does it, just like a wild Flizzin! You gain 3433 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: Your Kloop drops at your feet a small leatherbound book / With a sly little smile and a mischievous look. You acquire an item: devilish folio Preference _kloopDrops changed from 4 to 5 After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 20 Chutzpah Preference _kloopCharge changed from 2 to 0 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2136 to 2137 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 63.8 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). familiar Obtuse Angel (53 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2137 to 2138 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" equip pants Pantsgiving Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2138 to 2139 Unequip Blavious Kloop Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2139 to 2140 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2140 to 2141 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2141 to 2142 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2142 to 2143 [12345] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 79 Meat. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: You lose 3 hit points Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 20: You lose 2 hit points Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1081 damage. You gain 487 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VII, when you armwrestled Admiral Pork. You lost, but it was a good workout! After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3216 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. After Battle: You gain 10 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 7 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 24 Roguishness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 101 to 102 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2143 to 2144 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 63.8 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12346] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 65 Meat. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1069 damage. You gain 407 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VIII, when both KetchupMaiden the Current and FusilliBarbarian complimented you on your dancing. After Battle: You gain 9 Roguishness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3276 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 10 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 22 Cheek Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 102 to 103 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2144 to 2145 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 63.8 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12347] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: angry tourist takes 14 damage. Round 1: angry tourist drops 19 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 18 defense. Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: angry tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: angry tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 4: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 4: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 7: angry tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 54 Meat. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 11: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 13: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 15: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 16: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 17: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 18: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 19: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 20: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: angry tourist takes 1065 damage. You gain 425 Meat. Round 22: angry tourist drops 9 attack power. Round 22: angry tourist drops 6 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con II, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume. After Battle: You gain 6 Cheek After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3048 Meat After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us. After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: normal barrel After Battle: You gain 16 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 17 Cheek You acquire an item: Arrow (+1) Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 103 to 104 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2145 to 2146 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 63.8 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12348] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 10 damage. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 17 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 13 defense. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 65 Meat. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: You lose 1 hit point Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1045 damage. You gain 437 Meat. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 5 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 6 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IV, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people. After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2724 Meat After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it. You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10) After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: expensive camera After Battle: You gain 11 Strongness After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 24 Chutzpah Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 104 to 105 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to horrible tourist family Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2146 to 2147 > > Executing Postcombat/Fun-Guy Spores > CCS: [default]\n ";" Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2147 to 2148 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 63.8 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2148 to 2149 [12349] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby Encounter: This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby Took choice 1073/1: gain stats and meat choice.php?whichchoice=1073&option=1&pwd You gain 197 Beefiness You gain 189 Wizardliness You gain 216 Sarcasm You gain 1,694 Meat Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from true to false Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2149 to 2150 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 63.8 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12350] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 12 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 12 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 60 Meat. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: You lose 3 hit points Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1046 damage. You gain 436 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con XI, when both NoodleSeal and DankMonster complimented you on your dancing. After Battle: You gain 9 Chutzpah After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2448 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. After Battle: You gain 7 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 11 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 21 Chutzpah You acquire an item: Azurite Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 105 to 106 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2150 to 2151 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 63.8 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12351] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 73 Meat. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1059 damage. You gain 600 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con X, when you and AmazingFoodDancer totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious. After Battle: You gain 8 Cheek After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately. Preference lovebugsMuscle changed from 818 to 822 After Battle: You gain 4 Strongness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3156 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 10 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 21 Cheek Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 106 to 107 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2151 to 2152 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 63.8 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 32 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2152 to 2153 [12352] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 20 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 75 Meat. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1052 damage. You gain 505 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con 3-D, when Miss Mad taught you to play that really complicated board game. After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3060 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 7 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 10 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 25 Cheek Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 107 to 108 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2153 to 2154 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 63.8 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12353] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 46 Meat. Round 5: You lose 3 hit points Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: You lose 1 hit point Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1043 damage. You gain 453 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con IX, when you and Admiral Cheese and MadMythicPicture won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge! After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3024 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. After Battle: You gain 15 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 19 Roguishness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 108 to 109 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2154 to 2155 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 63.8 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 36 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2155 to 2156 [12354] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 55 Meat. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: You lose 3 hit points Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1035 damage. You gain 524 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VII, when you and Cheese Tucker totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious. After Battle: You gain 9 Chutzpah After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2940 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 9 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 24 Smarm You acquire an item: Azurite Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 109 to 110 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2156 to 2157 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 63.8 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12355] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: You lose 3 hit points Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 44 Meat. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: You lose 2 hit points Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1048 damage. You gain 582 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con VII, when both BaconGirl and Tomas the Panda complimented you on your dancing. After Battle: You gain 9 Chutzpah After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear. Preference lovebugsMoxie changed from 1033 to 1039 After Battle: You gain 6 Sarcasm After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3252 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: normal barrel After Battle: You gain 14 Strongness After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 21 Chutzpah Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 110 to 111 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2157 to 2158 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 63.8 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 31 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2158 to 2159 [12356] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 13 damage. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 19 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 16 defense. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. You gain 49 Meat. Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: You lose 1 hit point Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1044 damage. You gain 562 Meat. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 8 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 5 defense. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VIII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume. After Battle: You gain 7 Cheek After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2904 Meat After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it. You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10) After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: expensive camera You acquire an item: filthy child leash After Battle: You gain 9 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 13 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 19 Sarcasm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 111 to 112 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2159 to 2160 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 63.8 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12357] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 64 Meat. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1062 damage. You gain 541 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con IX, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong! After Battle: You gain 8 Strengthliness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2832 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 14 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 17 Roguishness You acquire an item: scroll of protection from lycanthropes Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 112 to 113 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2160 to 2161 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 63.8 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 38 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2161 to 2162 [12358] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to Doggy Heaven Encounter: Doggy Heaven You acquire an item: FunFunds™ Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2162 to 2163 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 63.8 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12358] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from Doggy Heaven to angry tourist Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: angry tourist takes 13 damage. Round 1: angry tourist drops 15 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 19 defense. Round 1: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: angry tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: angry tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 59 Meat. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: angry tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 7: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 8: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 10: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 12: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 15: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 16: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 18: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 19: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 21: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: angry tourist takes 1081 damage. You gain 599 Meat. Round 22: angry tourist drops 10 attack power. Round 22: angry tourist drops 7 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con XI, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume. After Battle: You gain 6 Sarcasm After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat. Preference lovebugsMeatDrop changed from 59 to 60 After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3159 Meat After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us. After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: garbage juice slurpee After Battle: You gain 7 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 11 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 22 Cheek You acquire an item: scroll of protection from lycanthropes Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 113 to 114 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2163 to 2164 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 63.8 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12359] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 12 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 78 Meat. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1069 damage. You gain 595 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con XI, when you and Gabrielle the Wonderful and Rum Timmy won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge! After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3264 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 7 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 12 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 21 Roguishness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 114 to 115 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2164 to 2165 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 63.8 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 32 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2165 to 2166 [12360] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 65 Meat. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 5: You lose 3 hit points Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1053 damage. You gain 400 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con V, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place... You acquire an item: spooky nuggets Your familiar gains a pound: Cutey!, the 19 lb. Obtuse Angel After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3576 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 12 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 20 Roguishness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 115 to 116 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2166 to 2167 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12361] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 46 Meat. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 14: You lose 2 hit points Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1078 damage. You gain 593 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con VI, when you and FantasticKing totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious. After Battle: You gain 8 Sarcasm After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3204 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 14 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 7 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 19 Smarm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 116 to 117 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2167 to 2168 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 39 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2168 to 2169 [12362] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 49 Meat. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 12: You lose 2 hit points Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1059 damage. You gain 471 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con XII, when you armwrestled WhiskeySeal. You lost, but it was a good workout! After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3420 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 7 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 7 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 27 Roguishness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 117 to 118 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2169 to 2170 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12363] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 71 Meat. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: You lose 3 hit points Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1043 damage. You gain 415 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con X, when both MajesticAgent the Fantastic and Valeria the Barbarian complimented you on your dancing. After Battle: You gain 9 Cheek After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3264 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: normal barrel You acquire an item: time's arrow After Battle: You gain 12 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 20 Roguishness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 118 to 119 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2170 to 2171 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 37 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2171 to 2172 [12364] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: angry tourist takes 9 damage. Round 1: angry tourist drops 20 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 19 defense. Round 1: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: angry tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: angry tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 4: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 6: angry tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 72 Meat. Round 6: You lose 1 hit point Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 8: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 13: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 14: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 16: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 16: You lose 1 hit point Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 17: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 18: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 19: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 21: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 21: You lose 1 hit point Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: angry tourist takes 1067 damage. You gain 412 Meat. Round 22: angry tourist drops 9 attack power. Round 22: angry tourist drops 6 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con VII, when you and SteakKitten the Ribbed took turns doing benchpresses with SuperBarbarian's car. Wait, did that really happen? After Battle: You gain 9 Strengthliness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2916 Meat After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us. After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: How to Avoid Scams You acquire an item: garbage juice slurpee After Battle: You gain 8 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 24 Sarcasm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 119 to 120 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2172 to 2173 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12365] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 44 Meat. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1067 damage. You gain 408 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con XI, when both MadNiles and Niles the Golden complimented you on your dancing. After Battle: You gain 10 Sarcasm After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear. Preference lovebugsMoxie changed from 1039 to 1043 After Battle: You gain 4 Roguishness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3492 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 11 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 19 Cheek Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 120 to 121 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2173 to 2174 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12366] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 40 Meat. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1073 damage. You gain 416 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con V, when you armwrestled Lady Omega. You lost, but it was a good workout! After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3048 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: normal barrel You acquire an item: arrowgram After Battle: You gain 6 Strongness After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 25 Sarcasm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 121 to 122 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2174 to 2175 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 38 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2175 to 2176 [12367] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 79 Meat. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1065 damage. You gain 404 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con IX, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume. After Battle: You gain 6 Sarcasm After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3084 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 13 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 7 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 21 Smarm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 122 to 123 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2176 to 2177 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12368] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 44 Meat. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1064 damage. You gain 495 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con IX, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people. After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2568 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. After Battle: You gain 8 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 11 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 21 Cheek You acquire an item: Lapis Lazuli Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 123 to 124 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2177 to 2178 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 32 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2178 to 2179 [12369] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 9 damage. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 18 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 19 defense. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. You gain 58 Meat. Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: You lose 2 hit points Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1064 damage. You gain 579 Meat. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 5 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 5 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con IV, when you and Lady Ketchup and WonderAlexis won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge! After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3000 Meat After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it. You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10) After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: expensive camera You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks After Battle: You gain 12 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 18 Sarcasm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 124 to 125 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2179 to 2180 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12370] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to angry tourist Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: angry tourist takes 10 damage. Round 1: angry tourist drops 19 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 15 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: angry tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: angry tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 71 Meat. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 5: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 7: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 9: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 15: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 16: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 16: You lose 1 hit point Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 17: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 18: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 21: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: angry tourist takes 1057 damage. You gain 408 Meat. Round 22: angry tourist drops 9 attack power. Round 22: angry tourist drops 10 defense. Round 22: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 22: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con IV, when VoidMonster the Leather bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator! You acquire an item: stomach turnover After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3204 Meat After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us. After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: cheap sunglasses You acquire an item: How to Avoid Scams After Battle: You gain 8 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 24 Smarm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 125 to 126 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to angry tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2180 to 2181 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 39 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2181 to 2182 [12371] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 69 Meat. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1051 damage. You gain 415 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con II, when you and Mad Ella took turns doing benchpresses with FoodBaby the Sixty's car. Wait, did that really happen? After Battle: You gain 9 Strongness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2928 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 10 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 7 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 25 Chutzpah Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 126 to 127 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2182 to 2183 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12372] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 47 Meat. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: You lose 3 hit points Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1059 damage. You gain 530 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con II, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people. After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3132 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 12 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 22 Smarm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 127 to 128 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2183 to 2184 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 30 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2184 to 2185 [12373] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 76 Meat. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1048 damage. You gain 528 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con VI, when you and AmazingSpy totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious. After Battle: You gain 8 Chutzpah After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3156 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 10 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 13 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 18 Sarcasm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 128 to 129 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2185 to 2186 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12374] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 42 Meat. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 14: You lose 2 hit points Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1067 damage. You gain 471 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VIII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume. After Battle: You gain 6 Chutzpah After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2892 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: arrowgram After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 10 Magicalness You gain a Mysticality point! After Battle: You gain 20 Sarcasm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 129 to 130 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2186 to 2187 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 36 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2187 to 2188 [12375] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 11 damage. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 17 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 13 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. You gain 80 Meat. Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1061 damage. You gain 570 Meat. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 9 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 10 defense. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con IX, when UncannyBrooklyn taught you to play that really complicated board game. After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3000 Meat After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it. You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10) After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks After Battle: You gain 8 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 11 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 21 Sarcasm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 130 to 131 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2188 to 2189 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12376] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby Encounter: This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby Took choice 1073/1: gain stats and meat choice.php?whichchoice=1073&option=1&pwd You gain 180 Muscleboundness You gain 185 Wizardliness You gain 174 Sarcasm You gain a Moxie point! You gain 1,643 Meat Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from true to false Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2189 to 2190 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12377] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 77 Meat. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: You lose 3 hit points Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 21: You lose 2 hit points Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1016 damage. You gain 514 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con X, when you and TurkeySpy took turns doing benchpresses with Dan the Drunk's car. Wait, did that really happen? After Battle: You gain 9 Strongness After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet. Preference lovebugsItemDrop changed from 198 to 199 After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3192 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 24 Roguishness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 131 to 132 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2190 to 2191 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12378] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 49 Meat. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 18: You lose 1 hit point Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1057 damage. You gain 458 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con IV, when you and FusilliCrazySeal took turns doing benchpresses with PizzaFighter's car. Wait, did that really happen? After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2784 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: arrowgram After Battle: You gain 15 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 10 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 15 Smarm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 132 to 133 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2191 to 2192 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 30 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2192 to 2193 [12379] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 75 Meat. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: You lose 2 hit points Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1049 damage. You gain 434 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con 3-D, when you and Turkey Larry totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious. After Battle: You gain 9 Sarcasm After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head. Preference lovebugsMysticality changed from 889 to 893 After Battle: You gain 4 Magicalness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2544 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 10 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 19 Roguishness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 133 to 134 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2193 to 2194 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 33 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2194 to 2195 [12380] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 54 Meat. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1035 damage. You gain 468 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con IX, when you and RottenBoy and WonderfulMoose won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge! After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3060 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. After Battle: You gain 15 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 17 Chutzpah You acquire an item: Arrow (+1) Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 134 to 135 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2195 to 2196 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12381] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 79 Meat. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 8: You lose 2 hit points Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: You lose 2 hit points Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1024 damage. You gain 475 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con XI, when you and WackyBaby totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious. After Battle: You gain 8 Sarcasm After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2724 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 4 Strongness After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 29 Cheek Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 135 to 136 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2196 to 2197 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 33 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2197 to 2198 [12382] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 10 damage. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 13 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 15 defense. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. You gain 50 Meat. Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: You lose 3 hit points Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 12: You lose 2 hit points Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1073 damage. You gain 575 Meat. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 5 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 5 defense. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con VII, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong! After Battle: You gain 8 Strongness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3264 Meat After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it. You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10) After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: expensive camera You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks After Battle: You gain 9 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 11 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 21 Cheek Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 136 to 137 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2198 to 2199 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12383] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 51 Meat. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: You lose 4 hit points Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: You lose 2 hit points Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1074 damage. You gain 422 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con X, when FusilliBarbarian the Drunk taught you to play that really complicated board game. After Battle: You gain 8 Enchantedness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3300 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 11 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 25 Chutzpah Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 137 to 138 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2199 to 2200 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 37 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2200 to 2201 [12384] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 12 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 64 Meat. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: You lose 3 hit points Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: You lose 2 hit points Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 21: You lose 1 hit point Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1043 damage. You gain 555 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con 3-D, when you and Andre the Inebriated took turns doing benchpresses with Maria the Spectacular's car. Wait, did that really happen? After Battle: You gain 9 Strongness After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear. Preference lovebugsMoxie changed from 1043 to 1048 After Battle: You gain 5 Roguishness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2808 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 6 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 13 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 21 Chutzpah Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 138 to 139 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2201 to 2202 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12385] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 61 Meat. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: You lose 2 hit points Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1062 damage. You gain 597 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con V, when you and TurkeyThug and Booze Zane won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge! After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3096 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 11 Strongness After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 22 Sarcasm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 139 to 140 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2202 to 2203 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 32 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2203 to 2204 [12386] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: You lose 3 hit points Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 63 Meat. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1041 damage. You gain 556 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con X, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people. After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head. Preference lovebugsMysticality changed from 893 to 898 After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3264 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. After Battle: You gain 9 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 11 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 19 Sarcasm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 140 to 141 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2204 to 2205 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12387] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 20 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 5: You lose 3 hit points Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: You lose 3 hit points Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 62 Meat. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 17: You lose 1 hit point Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 18: You lose 1 hit point Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1045 damage. You gain 448 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con XI, when you and Seal Alvin took turns doing benchpresses with MadFettuciniAgent's car. Wait, did that really happen? After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear. Preference lovebugsMoxie changed from 1048 to 1052 After Battle: You gain 4 Chutzpah After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3048 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. After Battle: You gain 11 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 22 Roguishness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 141 to 142 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2205 to 2206 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 40 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2206 to 2207 [12388] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: angry tourist takes 11 damage. Round 1: angry tourist drops 14 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 15 defense. Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: angry tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: angry tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: angry tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 71 Meat. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 7: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 11: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 12: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 13: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 15: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 17: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: You lose 1 hit point Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: You lose 1 hit point Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 20: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: angry tourist takes 1041 damage. You gain 599 Meat. Round 22: angry tourist drops 8 attack power. Round 22: angry tourist drops 9 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con 3-D, when both Omega Curly and FuzzyChef complimented you on your dancing. After Battle: You gain 10 Chutzpah After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2808 Meat After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us. After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: expensive camera You acquire an item: How to Avoid Scams You acquire an item: garbage juice slurpee After Battle: You gain 15 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 12 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 15 Roguishness You acquire an item: Azurite Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 142 to 143 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2207 to 2208 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12389] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 12 damage. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 20 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 19 defense. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. You gain 69 Meat. Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1054 damage. You gain 599 Meat. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 10 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 6 defense. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IV, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume. After Battle: You gain 7 Sarcasm After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3084 Meat After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it. You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10) After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks After Battle: You gain 16 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 19 Chutzpah Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 143 to 144 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to horrible tourist family Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2208 to 2209 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12390] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 49 Meat. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: You lose 3 hit points Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1053 damage. You gain 535 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con 3-D, when FuzzyBear gave you that delicious drink. It was so good! You go into your kitchen and try to recreate it. You acquire an item: Slippery Knob After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head. Preference lovebugsMysticality changed from 898 to 902 After Battle: You gain 4 Enchantedness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3156 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 9 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 21 Smarm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 144 to 145 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2209 to 2210 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 32 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2210 to 2211 [12391] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: You lose 3 hit points Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: You lose 3 hit points Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 45 Meat. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 20: You lose 2 hit points Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1045 damage. You gain 456 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con IX, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people. After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear. Preference lovebugsMoxie changed from 1052 to 1056 After Battle: You gain 4 Chutzpah After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3036 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 22 Chutzpah Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 145 to 146 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2211 to 2212 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12392] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: You lose 3 hit points Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 69 Meat. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1036 damage. You gain 447 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VIII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume. After Battle: You gain 7 Smarm After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet. Preference lovebugsItemDrop changed from 199 to 200 After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3096 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. After Battle: You gain 8 Strongness After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 24 Sarcasm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 146 to 147 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2212 to 2213 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 30 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2213 to 2214 [12393] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 62 Meat. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 19: You lose 2 hit points Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1067 damage. You gain 431 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con IX, when both SuperQueen the Sexy and WonderfulMeatLion complimented you on your dancing. After Battle: You gain 9 Cheek After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2808 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. After Battle: You gain 11 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 20 Cheek Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 147 to 148 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2214 to 2215 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12394] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 71 Meat. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1086 damage. You gain 547 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VIII, when you and Wade the Freezing took turns doing benchpresses with Professor Disco's car. Wait, did that really happen? After Battle: You gain 9 Strongness After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet. Preference lovebugsItemDrop changed from 200 to 201 Your familiar gains a pound: Cutey!, the 20 lb. Obtuse Angel After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2676 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 5 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 15 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 20 Sarcasm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 148 to 149 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2215 to 2216 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 40 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2216 to 2217 [12395] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 12 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 78 Meat. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1061 damage. You gain 466 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VIII, when you and Captain Dank and RavioliSofia won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge! After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2988 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 7 Strengthliness You gain a Muscle point! After Battle: You gain 11 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 21 Roguishness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 149 to 150 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2217 to 2218 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12396] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 12 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 44 Meat. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 17: You lose 3 hit points Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1059 damage. You gain 438 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VII, when you armwrestled SnakeChef. You lost, but it was a good workout! After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2784 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 13 Strongness After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 20 Smarm You acquire an item: Lapis Lazuli Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 150 to 151 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2218 to 2219 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 33 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2219 to 2220 [12397] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 11 damage. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 16 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 17 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. You gain 63 Meat. Round 17: You lose 2 hit points Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1074 damage. You gain 568 Meat. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 7 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 5 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con IV, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume. After Battle: You gain 7 Smarm After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3252 Meat After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it. You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10) After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: expensive camera You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks After Battle: You gain 12 Strongness After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 19 Cheek Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 151 to 152 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2220 to 2221 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12398] Barf Mountain Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 10 damage. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 19 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 15 defense. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 71 Meat. Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1067 damage. You gain 510 Meat. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 6 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 7 defense. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con X, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume. After Battle: You gain 6 Roguishness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3372 Meat After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it. You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10) After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: expensive camera You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks After Battle: You gain 7 Strongness After Battle: You gain 7 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 28 Sarcasm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 152 to 153 Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2221 to 2222 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 40 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2222 to 2223 [12399] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby Encounter: This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby Took choice 1073/1: gain stats and meat choice.php?whichchoice=1073&option=1&pwd You gain 161 Strongness You gain 160 Enchantedness You gain 211 Smarm You gain 1,533 Meat Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from true to false Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2223 to 2224 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12400] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 49 Meat. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: You lose 2 hit points Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1072 damage. You gain 430 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con II, when BoozeBrianna taught you to play that really complicated board game. After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2988 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 6 Strongness After Battle: You gain 12 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 22 Roguishness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 153 to 154 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2224 to 2225 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12401] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: angry tourist takes 12 damage. Round 1: angry tourist drops 19 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 15 defense. Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 78 Meat. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: angry tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: angry tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 3: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 4: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 8: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 12: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 13: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 14: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 14: You lose 1 hit point Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 18: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: You lose 1 hit point Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: You lose 1 hit point Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: angry tourist takes 1043 damage. You gain 514 Meat. Round 22: angry tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: angry tourist drops 7 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con IX, when you and FluffyJuggalette took turns doing benchpresses with Professor Omega's car. Wait, did that really happen? After Battle: You gain 9 Strongness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3108 Meat After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us. After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: How to Avoid Scams After Battle: You gain 12 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 24 Chutzpah Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 154 to 155 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2225 to 2226 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12402] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 71 Meat. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: You lose 1 hit point Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1080 damage. You gain 413 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con X, when KetchupPunk taught you to play that really complicated board game. After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat. Preference lovebugsMeatDrop changed from 60 to 61 After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3562 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 10 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 7 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 24 Roguishness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 155 to 156 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2226 to 2227 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 34 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2227 to 2228 [12403] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 12 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 65 Meat. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: You lose 4 hit points Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1080 damage. You gain 536 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con IV, when you and BoozerMonster the Unpleasant and BeefyPastaJuggalo won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge! After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head. Preference lovebugsMysticality changed from 902 to 907 After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2856 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: normal barrel After Battle: You gain 13 Strongness After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 17 Chutzpah Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 156 to 157 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2228 to 2229 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12404] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 62 Meat. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: You lose 3 hit points Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1024 damage. You gain 408 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IV, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume. After Battle: You gain 7 Sarcasm After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3096 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. After Battle: You gain 10 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 4 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 27 Sarcasm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 157 to 158 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2229 to 2230 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 30 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2230 to 2231 [12405] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: angry tourist takes 13 damage. Round 1: angry tourist drops 17 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 18 defense. Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 44 Meat. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: angry tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: angry tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 6: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 7: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 9: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 10: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 12: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 16: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: You lose 1 hit point Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 19: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 20: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: angry tourist takes 1053 damage. You gain 444 Meat. Round 22: angry tourist drops 5 attack power. Round 22: angry tourist drops 7 defense. Round 22: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 22: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IX, when FettuciniMonster bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator! You acquire an item: spooky shroomkabob After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately. Preference lovebugsMuscle changed from 822 to 827 After Battle: You gain 5 Beefiness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2976 Meat After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us. After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: expensive camera You acquire an item: How to Avoid Scams After Battle: You gain 13 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 7 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 20 Roguishness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 158 to 159 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2231 to 2232 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 35 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2232 to 2233 [12406] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 40 Meat. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1052 damage. You gain 437 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con X, when you and BuffaloTortoise totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious. After Battle: You gain 8 Roguishness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3168 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 7 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 24 Smarm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 159 to 160 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2233 to 2234 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12407] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to Knob Goblin Embezzler Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonsterCount changed from 104 to 105 Preference relayCounters changed from 13386:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif to Preference relayCounters changed from to 13466:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage. Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2234 to 2235 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > In fight, trying to get away to return items to stash... Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Round 1: mx indigo attacks! Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 1054 damage. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 2 attack power. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 2 defense. You gain 69 Meat. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 6 damage. Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con IX, when CheesySuperChef bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator! You acquire an item: long pork casserole After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat. Preference lovebugsMeatDrop changed from 61 to 62 After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 9632 Meat After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm. You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: You gain 4 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 3 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 14 Roguishness You acquire an item: scroll of protection from lycanthropes Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 160 to 161 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2235 to 2236 You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2236 to 2237 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2237 to 2238 add to stash: 1 repaid diaper > Returned repaid diaper to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. unequip acc1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2238 to 2239 add to stash: 1 mafia pointer finger ring > Returned mafia pointer finger ring to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2239 to 2240 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2240 to 2241 Preference logPreferenceChange changed from true to false > You fought 6 Knob Goblin Embezzler at the beginning of the day, and an additional 0 digitized Knob Goblin Embezzler throughout the day. Good work, probably! > Including this, you have fought 94 across all ascensions today > Extreme Items: > 1 time's arrow worth 33836 total > 65 bag of park garbage worth 12285 total > 66 hot nuggets worth 9385 total > -26 Mountain Stream soda worth -6318 total > 3 arrowgram worth 0 total > 1 embezzler's oil worth 5 total > This run of garbo, across 70 turns you generated 327,626 meat, with 255,048 raw meat and 72,578 from items > So far today, across 303 turns you generated 2,494,684 meat, with 1,524,048 raw meat and 970,636 from items > Using adventure value 5000. > Local Version: 29c29418a70264f32aa9140c07cee65091eb5e94 (built from main@1359e614c80d46351c52bd2489cedcb81d117dd9) > Garbo is up to date! > Collecting garbage! Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference dontStopForCounters changed from false to true Preference hpAutoRecovery changed from 0.6 to -0.05 Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 1.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecovery changed from 0.05 to -0.05 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.2 to 0 Preference currentMood changed from default to apathetic Preference libramSkillsSoftcore changed from all to none Preference valueOfInventory changed from 1.8 to 2 Preference choiceAdventure1108 changed from 3 to 1 Preference choiceAdventure1340 changed from 0 to 1 Preference choiceAdventure1341 changed from 0 to 1 Preference shadowLabyrinthGoal changed from browser to effects You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2246 to 2247 remove from stash: 1 repaid diaper You acquire an item: repaid diaper > Took repaid diaper from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2247 to 2248 remove from stash: 1 mafia pointer finger ring You acquire an item: mafia pointer finger ring > Took mafia pointer finger ring from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2248 to 2249 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2249 to 2250 > Skipping fancy chocolate sculpture; too expensive (71890 > 30000). mallsearch "possessed sugar cube" Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Daily Familiars/Moveable feast > CCS: [default]\n ";" You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2250 to 2251 You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2251 to 2252 > > Executing Daily/Configure I Voted! Sticker > CCS: [default]\n ";" > > Executing Daily/Verify Horsery > CCS: [default]\n ";" > > Executing Daily/Check Barf Mountain Quest > CCS: [default]\n ";" Visiting the Employee Assignment Kiosk > > Executing Daily Items/Clear Existing Rufus Quest > CCS: [default]\n ";" > > Executing Daily Items/Treat familiar Trick-or-Treating Tot (28 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2252 to 2253 Unequip Obtuse Angel Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2253 to 2254 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2254 to 2255 equip weapon porcelain police baton Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2255 to 2256 equip off-hand porcelain pepper mill equip hat porcelain porkpie equip back porcelain pelerine equip pants porcelain plus-fours Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2256 to 2257 equip acc1 porcelain phantom mask > CCS: [default]\n "abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!";" > Autoattack macro: abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!"; place.php?whichplace=town&action=town_trickortreat Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference choiceAdventure1324 changed from 0 to 5 Preference choiceAdventure1387 changed from to 2 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Free Fight/Trick familiar Obtuse Angel (39 lbs) Unequip Trick-or-Treating Tot equip familiar amulet coin equip hat wolfman mask Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -hat, 142.2 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.71 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" equip weapon cursed pirate cutlass Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2257 to 2258 equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2258 to 2259 equip back Buddy Bjorn Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2259 to 2260 equip shirt Stephen's lab coat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2260 to 2261 equip pants repaid diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2261 to 2262 equip acc1 Belt of Loathing Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2262 to 2263 equip acc2 bakelite badge Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2263 to 2264 equip acc3 Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2264 to 2265 equip familiar Snow Suit Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2265 to 2266 Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Tailor the Snow Suit Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2266 to 2267 Took choice 640/5: Restores 1-10 MP after combat choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=5 Preference snowsuit changed from nose to hat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2267 to 2268 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2268 to 2269 > Maximize: Familiar Weight Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit Took choice 640/3: +10% item drops, can drop carrot nose choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=3 Preference snowsuit changed from hat to nose Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2269 to 2270 equip hat Crown of Thrones Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2270 to 2271 enthrone none Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2271 to 2272 equip hat wolfman mask Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2272 to 2273 bjornify Flaming Gravy Fairy (83 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2273 to 2274 > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2274 to 2275 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2275 to 2276 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference nextAdventure changed from Barf Mountain to None Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Barf Mountain Maximizer: MP equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2276 to 2277 equip weapon frying brainpan equip off-hand red wagon equip back carpe equip shirt sea salt scrubs equip pants Jeans of Loathing equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze equip familiar Mayflower bouquet You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2277 to 2278 remove from stash: 1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card You acquire an item: Platinum Yendorian Express Card Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2278 to 2279 > Took Platinum Yendorian Express Card from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2279 to 2280 You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2280 to 2281 add to stash: 1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2281 to 2282 > Returned Platinum Yendorian Express Card to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2282 to 2283 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf equip weapon haiku katana Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2283 to 2284 equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2284 to 2285 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe" equip hat Crown of Thrones Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2285 to 2286 equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2286 to 2287 equip shirt origami pasties Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2287 to 2288 equip pants Pantsgiving Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2288 to 2289 equip acc2 cheap sunglasses Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2289 to 2290 equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2290 to 2291 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2291 to 2292 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2292 to 2293 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie equip back Buddy Bjorn Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2293 to 2294 bjornify none Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2294 to 2295 equip back carpe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2295 to 2296 enthrone Flaming Gravy Fairy (35 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2296 to 2297 equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2297 to 2298 equip weapon frying brainpan Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2298 to 2299 equip off-hand red wagon equip shirt sea salt scrubs equip pants Jeans of Loathing Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2299 to 2300 equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze equip familiar Mayflower bouquet familiar Hobo Monkey (35 lbs) equip familiar amulet coin equip weapon haiku katana Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2300 to 2301 equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2301 to 2302 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe" equip hat Crown of Thrones Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2302 to 2303 equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2303 to 2304 equip shirt origami pasties Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2304 to 2305 equip pants repaid diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2305 to 2306 equip acc2 cheap sunglasses Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2306 to 2307 equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2307 to 2308 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2308 to 2309 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie familiar Obtuse Angel (55 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2309 to 2310 equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2310 to 2311 equip weapon frying brainpan Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2311 to 2312 equip off-hand red wagon equip shirt sea salt scrubs equip pants Jeans of Loathing equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze familiar Bloovian Groose (35 lbs) Unequip Hobo Monkey equip familiar amulet coin equip weapon haiku katana Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2312 to 2313 equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2313 to 2314 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe" equip hat Crown of Thrones Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2314 to 2315 equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2315 to 2316 equip shirt origami pasties Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2316 to 2317 equip pants repaid diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2317 to 2318 equip acc2 cheap sunglasses Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2318 to 2319 equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2319 to 2320 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2320 to 2321 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie familiar Obtuse Angel (55 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2321 to 2322 equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2322 to 2323 equip weapon frying brainpan Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2323 to 2324 equip off-hand red wagon equip shirt sea salt scrubs equip pants Jeans of Loathing equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). equip weapon haiku katana Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2324 to 2325 equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2325 to 2326 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" equip hat Crown of Thrones Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2326 to 2327 equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2327 to 2328 equip shirt origami pasties Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2328 to 2329 equip pants Pantsgiving Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2329 to 2330 equip acc2 cheap sunglasses Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2330 to 2331 equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2331 to 2332 Unequip Bloovian Groose Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2332 to 2333 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2333 to 2334 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2334 to 2335 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2335 to 2336 [12408] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from Tailor the Snow Suit to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 10 damage. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 18 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 13 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. You gain 64 Meat. Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: You lose 3 hit points Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1038 damage. You gain 549 Meat. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 8 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 5 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VI, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people. After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2664 Meat After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it. You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10) After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks After Battle: You gain 13 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 5 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 22 Smarm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 161 to 162 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to horrible tourist family Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2336 to 2337 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12409] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to angry tourist Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: angry tourist takes 14 damage. Round 1: angry tourist drops 15 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 18 defense. Round 1: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: angry tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: angry tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 4: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: angry tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 56 Meat. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 9: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 13: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 18: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 20: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: angry tourist takes 1041 damage. You gain 575 Meat. Round 22: angry tourist drops 10 attack power. Round 22: angry tourist drops 9 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con IX, when you and Addison the Drunk took turns doing benchpresses with Mickey the Florid's car. Wait, did that really happen? After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear. Preference lovebugsMoxie changed from 1056 to 1061 After Battle: You gain 5 Cheek After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2796 Meat After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us. After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 25 Cheek Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 162 to 163 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to angry tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2337 to 2338 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 40 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2338 to 2339 [12410] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to Doggy Heaven Encounter: Doggy Heaven You acquire an item: FunFunds™ Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2339 to 2340 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12410] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from Doggy Heaven to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 14 damage. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 14 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 17 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. You gain 59 Meat. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1046 damage. You gain 521 Meat. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 8 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 7 defense. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con IV, when Rum Mariah gave you that delicious drink. It was so good! You go into your kitchen and try to recreate it. You acquire an item: corpsedriver After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat. Preference lovebugsMeatDrop changed from 62 to 63 After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3123 Meat After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it. You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10) After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: expensive camera You acquire an item: normal barrel After Battle: You gain 11 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 11 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 17 Smarm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 163 to 164 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to horrible tourist family Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2340 to 2341 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12411] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 61 Meat. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: You lose 3 hit points Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1062 damage. You gain 576 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con X, when you and RottenHannah and AmazingMauveAgent won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge! After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3276 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 25 Smarm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 164 to 165 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2341 to 2342 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12412] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 75 Meat. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 17: You lose 3 hit points Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1035 damage. You gain 590 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con IV, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people. After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3156 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. After Battle: You gain 13 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 12 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 16 Cheek Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 165 to 166 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2342 to 2343 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 35 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2343 to 2344 [12413] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 74 Meat. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 6: You lose 2 hit points Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: You lose 3 hit points Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1074 damage. You gain 593 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con VII, when you and Crazy Manny took turns doing benchpresses with WonderfulQueen's car. Wait, did that really happen? After Battle: You gain 9 Strongness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3252 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 5 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 13 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 22 Roguishness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 166 to 167 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2344 to 2345 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12414] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 12 damage. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 16 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 17 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. You gain 42 Meat. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1040 damage. You gain 541 Meat. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 6 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 8 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con II, when CrazyWarrior bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator! You acquire an item: Knob lo mein After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately. Preference lovebugsMuscle changed from 827 to 832 After Battle: You gain 5 Fortitude After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2604 Meat After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it. You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10) After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: expensive camera You acquire an item: normal barrel After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 26 Cheek Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 167 to 168 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2345 to 2346 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 40 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2346 to 2347 [12415] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to angry tourist Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: angry tourist takes 14 damage. Round 1: angry tourist drops 14 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 19 defense. Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 43 Meat. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: angry tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: angry tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 3: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 6: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 7: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 9: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 10: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 12: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 13: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 14: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 15: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 17: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 19: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 21: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: angry tourist takes 1081 damage. You gain 409 Meat. Round 22: angry tourist drops 5 attack power. Round 22: angry tourist drops 7 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con VII, when both BoozeWhatever and SealThug complimented you on your dancing. After Battle: You gain 10 Cheek After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2988 Meat After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us. After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: expensive camera You acquire an item: cheap sunglasses You acquire an item: arrowgram After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 26 Chutzpah Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 168 to 169 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to angry tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2347 to 2348 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12416] Barf Mountain Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: angry tourist takes 11 damage. Round 1: angry tourist drops 14 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 16 defense. Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: angry tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 67 Meat. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: angry tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 3: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 4: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 10: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 11: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: You lose 1 hit point Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 13: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 15: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 19: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: angry tourist takes 1036 damage. You gain 513 Meat. Round 22: angry tourist drops 5 attack power. Round 22: angry tourist drops 5 defense. Round 22: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 22: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con XII, when you and Alan the Inebriated and MadElephant won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge! After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3120 Meat After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us. After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 11 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 19 Cheek Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 169 to 170 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2348 to 2349 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12417] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 12 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 61 Meat. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1073 damage. You gain 501 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con IV, when both VoidSeal and AmazingMedia the Sauced complimented you on your dancing. After Battle: You gain 9 Roguishness After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat. Preference lovebugsMeatDrop changed from 63 to 64 After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2854 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 5 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 26 Smarm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 170 to 171 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2349 to 2350 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 30 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2350 to 2351 [12418] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 12 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 47 Meat. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 14: You lose 2 hit points Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: You lose 2 hit points Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1086 damage. You gain 587 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con XII, when you armwrestled Booze Andre. You lost, but it was a good workout! After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3048 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 8 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 22 Cheek Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 171 to 172 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2351 to 2352 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12419] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 58 Meat. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: You lose 2 hit points Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 13: You lose 1 hit point Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1053 damage. You gain 538 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VIII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume. After Battle: You gain 6 Cheek After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3024 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 12 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 18 Smarm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 172 to 173 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2352 to 2353 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 35 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2353 to 2354 [12420] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 55 Meat. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: You lose 1 hit point Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1070 damage. You gain 589 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con X, when Professor Beef taught you to play that really complicated board game. After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear. Preference lovebugsMoxie changed from 1061 to 1065 After Battle: You gain 4 Chutzpah After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3120 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: time's arrow After Battle: You gain 10 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 22 Sarcasm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 173 to 174 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2354 to 2355 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12421] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 52 Meat. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 20: You lose 2 hit points Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1074 damage. You gain 525 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VII, when you and BeefAmazingIbex totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious. After Battle: You gain 8 Sarcasm After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear. Preference lovebugsMoxie changed from 1065 to 1070 After Battle: You gain 5 Sarcasm After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3528 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. After Battle: You gain 10 Strongness After Battle: You gain 13 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 18 Cheek Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 174 to 175 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2355 to 2356 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 39 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2356 to 2357 [12422] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: angry tourist takes 9 damage. Round 1: angry tourist drops 14 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 15 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: angry tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: angry tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 51 Meat. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 7: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 8: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 9: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 10: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 11: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 12: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 13: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 15: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 16: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 17: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 21: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: angry tourist takes 1081 damage. You gain 549 Meat. Round 22: angry tourist drops 9 attack power. Round 22: angry tourist drops 9 defense. Round 22: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 22: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con IV, when you and PastaJuggalette took turns doing benchpresses with RottenMaker's car. Wait, did that really happen? After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2844 Meat After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us. After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: expensive camera You acquire an item: How to Avoid Scams You acquire an item: garbage juice slurpee After Battle: You gain 4 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 11 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 26 Cheek Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 175 to 176 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2357 to 2358 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12423] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 72 Meat. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: You lose 3 hit points Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1043 damage. You gain 421 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con IX, when Layla the Intense taught you to play that really complicated board game. After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet. Preference lovebugsItemDrop changed from 201 to 202 After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2928 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 4 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 30 Cheek Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 176 to 177 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2358 to 2359 > > Executing Postcombat/Fun-Guy Spores > CCS: [default]\n ";" Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2359 to 2360 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2360 to 2361 use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 35 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2361 to 2362 [12424] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby Encounter: This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby Took choice 1073/1: gain stats and meat choice.php?whichchoice=1073&option=1&pwd You gain 157 Beefiness You gain 171 Wizardliness You gain a Mysticality point! You gain 178 Chutzpah You gain a Moxie point! You gain 1,547 Meat Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from true to false Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2362 to 2363 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12425] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 62 Meat. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1040 damage. You gain 405 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IV, when GroinSteakMage taught you to play that really complicated board game. After Battle: You gain 8 Enchantedness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3132 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 20 Chutzpah Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 177 to 178 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2363 to 2364 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Crimbo Shrub (expected value of 2500.0 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). familiar Crimbo Shrub (22 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2364 to 2365 Unequip Obtuse Angel Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2365 to 2366 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2366 to 2367 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2367 to 2368 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Open a Big Red Present;skill Open a Big Red Present;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Open a Big Red Present;skill Open a Big Red Present;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2368 to 2369 [12426] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage. You gain 2,210 Meat. You acquire an effect: Everything Looks Red (99) Round 1: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 17 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 16 defense. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Woddeus's bells jingle merrily. Round 4: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 16: You lose 2 hit points Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 78 Meat. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1045 damage. You gain 521 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con X, when you and MadKid totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious. After Battle: You gain 8 Roguishness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2628 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: Woddeus disinfects your wounds with spray snow and wraps them in tinsel. After Battle: You gain 31 hit points After Battle: Woddeus grins widely -- almost insanely -- at you as he describes what a wonderfully moxious time of year Crimbo is. (+8 Stats) After Battle: You gain 7 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 14 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 28 Roguishness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 178 to 179 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2369 to 2370 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). familiar Obtuse Angel (35 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2370 to 2371 Unequip Crimbo Shrub Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2371 to 2372 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2372 to 2373 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2373 to 2374 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2374 to 2375 [12427] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 60 Meat. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 18: You lose 2 hit points Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1059 damage. You gain 530 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con 3-D, when you and GodMythicKing and MadWhatever the Amazing won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge! After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3096 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 8 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 5 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 28 Sarcasm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 179 to 180 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2375 to 2376 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 40 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2376 to 2377 [12428] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 43 Meat. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: You lose 2 hit points Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1074 damage. You gain 491 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con XII, when you and PizzaMarmoset and Natalia the Kind won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge! After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3084 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 9 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 22 Cheek Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 180 to 181 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2377 to 2378 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12429] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 79 Meat. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1053 damage. You gain 586 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con XII, when both BoozeRock the Sauced and MegaBlaster complimented you on your dancing. After Battle: You gain 10 Sarcasm After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet. Preference lovebugsItemDrop changed from 202 to 203 After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3288 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 14 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 4 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 22 Cheek Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 181 to 182 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2378 to 2379 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 40 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2379 to 2380 [12430] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 50 Meat. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: You lose 3 hit points Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1052 damage. You gain 568 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con X, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume. After Battle: You gain 6 Sarcasm After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2820 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: normal barrel After Battle: You gain 11 Strongness After Battle: You gain 7 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 22 Roguishness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 182 to 183 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2380 to 2381 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12431] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: angry tourist takes 13 damage. Round 1: angry tourist drops 12 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 17 defense. Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: angry tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 77 Meat. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: angry tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: You lose 1 hit point Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 5: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 7: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 9: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 11: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 12: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 13: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 16: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 17: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 18: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 19: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 21: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: angry tourist takes 1074 damage. You gain 562 Meat. Round 22: angry tourist drops 7 attack power. Round 22: angry tourist drops 8 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con XII, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people. After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2976 Meat After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us. After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: expensive camera You acquire an item: How to Avoid Scams After Battle: You gain 12 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 19 Smarm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 183 to 184 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2381 to 2382 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 33 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2382 to 2383 [12432] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 49 Meat. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 6: You lose 2 hit points Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 16: You lose 2 hit points Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1075 damage. You gain 552 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VIII, when BeefyLover taught you to play that really complicated board game. After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head. Preference lovebugsMysticality changed from 907 to 911 After Battle: You gain 4 Wizardliness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2796 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 22 Chutzpah Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 184 to 185 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2383 to 2384 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12433] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 57 Meat. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: You lose 3 hit points Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 13: You lose 2 hit points Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1093 damage. You gain 470 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con 3-D, when SpaghettiPunk taught you to play that really complicated board game. After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head. Preference lovebugsMysticality changed from 911 to 916 After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3384 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 11 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 19 Cheek Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 185 to 186 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2384 to 2385 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 31 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2385 to 2386 [12434] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 12 damage. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 12 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 14 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. You gain 56 Meat. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1054 damage. You gain 474 Meat. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 10 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 8 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VI, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume. After Battle: You gain 6 Sarcasm After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3180 Meat After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it. You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10) After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: expensive camera After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 25 Smarm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 186 to 187 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2386 to 2387 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12435] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 47 Meat. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: You lose 3 hit points Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1067 damage. You gain 400 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con V, when you armwrestled BaconJacky. You lost, but it was a good workout! After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3420 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 12 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 21 Cheek Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 187 to 188 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2387 to 2388 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 36 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2388 to 2389 [12436] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 45 Meat. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 19: You lose 2 hit points Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1075 damage. You gain 432 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con IX, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong! After Battle: You gain 8 Strengthliness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2988 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 12 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 11 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 16 Cheek Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 188 to 189 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2389 to 2390 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12437] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 13 damage. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 15 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 14 defense. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 3 damage. Round 2: You lose 3 hit points Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. You gain 42 Meat. Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1022 damage. You gain 404 Meat. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 8 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 6 defense. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con 3-D, when both FoodSeal the Contemptful and FuzzyAgent complimented you on your dancing. After Battle: You gain 10 Sarcasm After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately. Preference lovebugsMuscle changed from 832 to 836 After Battle: You gain 4 Strengthliness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2976 Meat After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it. You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10) After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: expensive camera You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks After Battle: You gain 4 Strongness After Battle: You gain 10 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 28 Sarcasm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 189 to 190 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2390 to 2391 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12438] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to angry tourist Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: angry tourist takes 14 damage. Round 1: angry tourist drops 13 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 15 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: angry tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: angry tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 57 Meat. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 6: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 8: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: You lose 1 hit point Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 14: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 17: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 20: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 21: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: angry tourist takes 1046 damage. You gain 486 Meat. Round 22: angry tourist drops 5 attack power. Round 22: angry tourist drops 5 defense. Round 22: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 22: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con IV, when you and Captain Stinky totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious. After Battle: You gain 9 Smarm After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2928 Meat After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us. After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. After Battle: You gain 8 Strongness After Battle: You gain 8 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 22 Cheek Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 190 to 191 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to angry tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2391 to 2392 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 40 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2392 to 2393 [12439] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 66 Meat. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 11: You lose 2 hit points Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 13: You lose 2 hit points Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1038 damage. You gain 587 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con X, when you and BurritoSpace and Minute Melanie won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge! After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately. Preference lovebugsMuscle changed from 836 to 841 After Battle: You gain 5 Fortitude After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2964 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 11 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 3 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 26 Roguishness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 191 to 192 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2393 to 2394 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12440] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 70 Meat. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: You lose 1 hit point Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 15: You lose 1 hit point Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1081 damage. You gain 474 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con VIII, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people. After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately. Preference lovebugsMuscle changed from 841 to 845 After Battle: You gain 4 Strongness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3096 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 17 Strongness After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 15 Cheek You acquire an item: scroll of minor invulnerability Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 192 to 193 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2394 to 2395 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 38 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2395 to 2396 [12441] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 10 damage. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 16 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 13 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: You lose 3 hit points Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1061 damage. You gain 550 Meat. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 8 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 6 defense. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con XI, when you armwrestled PimpBaboon the Chosen. You lost, but it was a good workout! After Battle: You gain 6 Strongness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2580 Meat After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it. You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10) After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 24 Chutzpah You acquire an item: scroll of protection from lycanthropes Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 193 to 194 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2396 to 2397 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12442] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 12 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 72 Meat. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 20: You lose 2 hit points Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1046 damage. You gain 404 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con V, when you and Pork Simon took turns doing benchpresses with SuperStinkyBear's car. Wait, did that really happen? After Battle: You gain 9 Strongness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3108 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 14 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 20 Cheek You acquire an item: Arrow (+1) Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 194 to 195 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2397 to 2398 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12443] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 12 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 53 Meat. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 13: You lose 2 hit points Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1083 damage. You gain 483 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con XII, when AmazingJournal taught you to play that really complicated board game. After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3144 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 8 Strongness After Battle: You gain 12 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 19 Roguishness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 195 to 196 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2398 to 2399 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 37 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2399 to 2400 [12444] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 10 damage. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 13 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 15 defense. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 43 Meat. Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 7: You lose 3 hit points Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1070 damage. You gain 530 Meat. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 6 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 5 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VII, when you and Beefy Gunther took turns doing benchpresses with MixedDancer's car. Wait, did that really happen? After Battle: You gain 9 Fortitude After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2808 Meat After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it. You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10) After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 10 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 25 Cheek Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 196 to 197 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2400 to 2401 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12445] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to angry tourist Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: angry tourist takes 9 damage. Round 1: angry tourist drops 15 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 14 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: angry tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: angry tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 5: angry tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 40 Meat. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 7: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 9: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 10: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 11: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 12: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 13: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 14: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 18: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 19: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 20: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: angry tourist takes 1061 damage. You gain 522 Meat. Round 22: angry tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: angry tourist drops 7 defense. Round 22: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 22: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VI, when you armwrestled Booze Maury. You lost, but it was a good workout! After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2472 Meat After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us. After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. After Battle: You gain 7 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 11 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 22 Sarcasm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 197 to 198 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to angry tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2401 to 2402 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 34 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2402 to 2403 [12446] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 47 Meat. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 7: You lose 2 hit points Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: You lose 1 hit point Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1089 damage. You gain 480 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con 3-D, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people. After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear. Preference lovebugsMoxie changed from 1070 to 1076 After Battle: You gain 6 Cheek After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3228 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 13 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 18 Sarcasm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 198 to 199 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2403 to 2404 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12447] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby Encounter: This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby Took choice 1073/1: gain stats and meat choice.php?whichchoice=1073&option=1&pwd You gain 155 Strengthliness You gain 189 Wizardliness You gain 216 Roguishness You gain 1,855 Meat Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from true to false Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2404 to 2405 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12448] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 66 Meat. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: You lose 2 hit points Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1040 damage. You gain 404 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con 3-D, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong! After Battle: You gain 8 Strongness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2664 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: normal barrel After Battle: You gain 9 Strengthliness You gain a Muscle point! After Battle: You gain 11 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 21 Sarcasm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 199 to 200 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2405 to 2406 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 36 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2406 to 2407 [12449] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 12 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 45 Meat. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: You lose 2 hit points Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1065 damage. You gain 542 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con IX, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume. After Battle: You gain 6 Sarcasm After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3348 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 5 Strongness After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 27 Chutzpah Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 200 to 201 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2407 to 2408 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12450] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 12 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 44 Meat. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: You lose 3 hit points Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: You lose 1 hit point Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: You lose 2 hit points Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1077 damage. You gain 531 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IX, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume. After Battle: You gain 7 Smarm After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2664 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 9 Strongness After Battle: You gain 7 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 22 Roguishness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 201 to 202 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2408 to 2409 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12451] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: angry tourist takes 10 damage. Round 1: angry tourist drops 14 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 16 defense. Round 1: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: angry tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: angry tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 3: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: angry tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 69 Meat. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 11: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 14: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 15: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 17: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 18: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 19: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: angry tourist takes 1056 damage. You gain 419 Meat. Round 22: angry tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: angry tourist drops 10 defense. Round 22: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 22: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VII, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people. After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3288 Meat After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us. After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: normal barrel After Battle: You gain 12 Strongness After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 20 Chutzpah Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 202 to 203 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2409 to 2410 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 37 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2410 to 2411 [12452] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 72 Meat. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 19: You lose 2 hit points Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1094 damage. You gain 508 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con X, when you armwrestled Uncanny Zoe. You lost, but it was a good workout! After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2844 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 22 Smarm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 203 to 204 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2411 to 2412 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12453] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 78 Meat. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: You lose 3 hit points Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1075 damage. You gain 404 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con VIII, when Khloe the Buxom bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator! You acquire an item: philosopher's scone After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet. Preference lovebugsItemDrop changed from 203 to 204 After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3072 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 31 Chutzpah Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 204 to 205 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2412 to 2413 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 32 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2413 to 2414 [12454] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 71 Meat. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: You lose 2 hit points Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1045 damage. You gain 509 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con X, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place... You acquire an item: Texas tea After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head. Preference lovebugsMysticality changed from 916 to 920 After Battle: You gain 4 Enchantedness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3120 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 10 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 13 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 16 Roguishness You acquire an item: Eye Agate Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 205 to 206 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2414 to 2415 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 40 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2415 to 2416 [12455] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 57 Meat. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: You lose 2 hit points Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: You lose 2 hit points Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1035 damage. You gain 543 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con VI, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people. After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately. Preference lovebugsMuscle changed from 845 to 849 After Battle: You gain 4 Strongness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2868 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 26 Cheek Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 206 to 207 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2416 to 2417 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12456] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 54 Meat. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1056 damage. You gain 434 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con XI, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume. After Battle: You gain 6 Smarm After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately. Preference lovebugsMuscle changed from 849 to 854 After Battle: You gain 5 Fortitude After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2904 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 10 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 20 Cheek Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 207 to 208 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2417 to 2418 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12457] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 12 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 59 Meat. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 6: You lose 3 hit points Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 17: You lose 2 hit points Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1052 damage. You gain 477 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con X, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place... You acquire an item: serum of sarcasm After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear. Preference lovebugsMoxie changed from 1076 to 1081 After Battle: You gain 5 Roguishness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2688 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 12 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 19 Smarm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 208 to 209 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2418 to 2419 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 39 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2419 to 2420 [12458] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: angry tourist takes 13 damage. Round 1: angry tourist drops 13 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 14 defense. Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: angry tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 47 Meat. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: angry tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 5: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 9: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 10: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 11: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 12: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 14: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 18: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 19: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 20: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: angry tourist takes 1057 damage. You gain 450 Meat. Round 22: angry tourist drops 5 attack power. Round 22: angry tourist drops 5 defense. Round 22: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 22: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con IV, when you and Lord Professor Noodle totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious. After Battle: You gain 9 Sarcasm After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3264 Meat After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us. After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: How to Avoid Scams After Battle: You gain 10 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 24 Roguishness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 209 to 210 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2420 to 2421 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12459] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 72 Meat. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1059 damage. You gain 473 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con VI, when you armwrestled BeefBaby. You lost, but it was a good workout! After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat. Preference lovebugsMeatDrop changed from 64 to 65 After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2671 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 21 Roguishness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 210 to 211 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2421 to 2422 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 34 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2422 to 2423 [12460] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 12 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 62 Meat. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 19: You lose 2 hit points Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1059 damage. You gain 516 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VII, when you and WonderfulBarbarian totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious. After Battle: You gain 9 Roguishness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2592 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 12 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 10 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 18 Roguishness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 211 to 212 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2423 to 2424 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12461] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 47 Meat. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1064 damage. You gain 473 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con X, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume. After Battle: You gain 7 Roguishness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3048 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 10 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 22 Roguishness You acquire an item: Lapis Lazuli Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 212 to 213 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2424 to 2425 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 36 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2425 to 2426 [12462] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to Doggy Heaven Encounter: Doggy Heaven You acquire an item: FunFunds™ Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2426 to 2427 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12462] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from Doggy Heaven to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 59 Meat. Round 9: You lose 2 hit points Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1064 damage. You gain 481 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con 3-D, when you and Majestic Brianna took turns doing benchpresses with Brianna the Sauced's car. Wait, did that really happen? After Battle: You gain 9 Fortitude After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3072 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 13 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 22 Chutzpah You acquire an item: Arrow (+1) Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 213 to 214 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2427 to 2428 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12463] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 12 damage. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 19 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 13 defense. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 77 Meat. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1067 damage. You gain 488 Meat. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 7 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 6 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con XII, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people. After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2724 Meat After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it. You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10) After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: expensive camera You acquire an item: filthy child leash After Battle: You gain 7 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 26 Smarm You acquire an item: scroll of minor invulnerability Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 214 to 215 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2428 to 2429 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 40 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2429 to 2430 [12464] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 44 Meat. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1070 damage. You gain 415 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VI, when you and Lady Beef took turns doing benchpresses with RumBeaver's car. Wait, did that really happen? After Battle: You gain 9 Strongness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2916 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: normal barrel After Battle: You gain 9 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 11 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 20 Roguishness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 215 to 216 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2430 to 2431 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12465] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 12 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 69 Meat. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: You lose 3 hit points Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: You lose 3 hit points Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1067 damage. You gain 403 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VII, when both Queen Super and Deft Brooklyn complimented you on your dancing. After Battle: You gain 10 Smarm After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2652 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 25 Chutzpah Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 216 to 217 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2431 to 2432 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 40 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2432 to 2433 [12466] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets You gain 44 Meat. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: You lose 2 hit points Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1040 damage. You gain 578 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con II, when you and ParticularBear and Furry Eustace won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge! After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately. Preference lovebugsMuscle changed from 854 to 859 After Battle: You gain 5 Strengthliness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3168 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 9 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 7 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 26 Cheek Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 217 to 218 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2433 to 2434 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12467] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 60 Meat. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 8: You lose 2 hit points Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1083 damage. You gain 594 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con IV, when you and BoogerMeatWolf and BeefyCheeseWarrior won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge! After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2628 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 7 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 10 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 24 Cheek Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 218 to 219 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2434 to 2435 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12468] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 12 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: You lose 3 hit points Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 54 Meat. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 19: You lose 1 hit point Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1080 damage. You gain 577 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con VIII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume. After Battle: You gain 7 Chutzpah After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat. Preference lovebugsMeatDrop changed from 65 to 66 After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3062 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 13 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 5 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 21 Sarcasm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 219 to 220 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2435 to 2436 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 36 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2436 to 2437 [12469] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: You lose 3 hit points Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets You gain 42 Meat. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 10: You lose 2 hit points Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 17: You lose 1 hit point Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1080 damage. You gain 598 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con IV, when you and FoodSeal totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious. After Battle: You gain 8 Sarcasm After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2616 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 8 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 25 Sarcasm You acquire an item: scroll of protection from lycanthropes Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 220 to 221 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2437 to 2438 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12470] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: angry tourist takes 14 damage. Round 1: angry tourist drops 19 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 16 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: angry tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: angry tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: angry tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 48 Meat. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 7: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 8: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 10: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 11: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 12: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 17: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 19: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: angry tourist takes 1081 damage. You gain 593 Meat. Round 22: angry tourist drops 5 attack power. Round 22: angry tourist drops 7 defense. Round 22: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 22: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VII, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people. After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat. Preference lovebugsMeatDrop changed from 66 to 67 After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3086 Meat After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us. After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: How to Avoid Scams After Battle: You gain 8 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 10 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 22 Chutzpah Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 221 to 222 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2438 to 2439 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 31 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2439 to 2440 [12471] Barf Mountain Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: angry tourist takes 9 damage. Round 1: angry tourist drops 13 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 13 defense. Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: angry tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: angry tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 5: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 6: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 7: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 11: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 13: angry tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 47 Meat. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 14: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 15: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 18: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 19: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: angry tourist takes 1057 damage. You gain 471 Meat. Round 22: angry tourist drops 8 attack power. Round 22: angry tourist drops 8 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con X, when you armwrestled CheeseMosquito the Wonderful. You lost, but it was a good workout! After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3036 Meat After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us. After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: expensive camera After Battle: You gain 7 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 24 Sarcasm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 222 to 223 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2440 to 2441 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12472] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 77 Meat. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: You lose 3 hit points Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1086 damage. You gain 571 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con 3-D, when both Fettucini Tomas and SexyBaconKid complimented you on your dancing. After Battle: You gain 9 Cheek After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat. Preference lovebugsMeatDrop changed from 67 to 68 After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3403 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 11 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 20 Smarm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 223 to 224 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2441 to 2442 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 40 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2442 to 2443 [12473] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 64 Meat. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1070 damage. You gain 400 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con VII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume. After Battle: You gain 6 Sarcasm After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3108 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 7 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 10 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 22 Sarcasm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 224 to 225 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2443 to 2444 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12474] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 12 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 65 Meat. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1044 damage. You gain 594 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VIII, when both RumPunk and MariachiThief complimented you on your dancing. After Battle: You gain 9 Cheek After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat. Preference lovebugsMeatDrop changed from 68 to 69 After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2940 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: normal barrel After Battle: You gain 12 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 11 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 17 Cheek Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 225 to 226 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2444 to 2445 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12475] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 14: You lose 3 hit points Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 16: You lose 1 hit point Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 47 Meat. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1077 damage. You gain 526 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con V, when both Food Toby and FettuciniRest complimented you on your dancing. After Battle: You gain 10 Smarm After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2592 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 9 Strongness After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 26 Cheek Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 226 to 227 Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2445 to 2446 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 30 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2446 to 2447 [12476] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby Encounter: This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby Took choice 1073/1: gain stats and meat choice.php?whichchoice=1073&option=1&pwd You gain 151 Strengthliness You gain 187 Mysteriousness You gain a Mysticality point! You gain 209 Roguishness You gain 1,598 Meat Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from true to false Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2447 to 2448 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12477] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 54 Meat. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 5: You lose 3 hit points Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 21: You lose 2 hit points Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1048 damage. You gain 569 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VI, when both Crazy Randy and Miss Fettucini complimented you on your dancing. After Battle: You gain 10 Roguishness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3048 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: normal barrel After Battle: You gain 7 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 13 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 22 Chutzpah Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 227 to 228 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2448 to 2449 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12478] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 66 Meat. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 12: You lose 2 hit points Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1064 damage. You gain 485 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con X, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume. After Battle: You gain 6 Cheek After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3024 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: normal barrel After Battle: You gain 18 Strongness After Battle: You gain 11 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 10 Roguishness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 228 to 229 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2449 to 2450 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 38 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2450 to 2451 [12479] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets You gain 73 Meat. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: You lose 3 hit points Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 20: You lose 2 hit points Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1072 damage. You gain 546 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con VII, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people. After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head. Preference lovebugsMysticality changed from 920 to 925 After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2952 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: normal barrel After Battle: You gain 14 Strongness After Battle: You gain 10 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 18 Smarm You acquire an item: Arrow (+1) Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 229 to 230 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2451 to 2452 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12480] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 10 damage. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 19 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 14 defense. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. You gain 64 Meat. Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 7: You lose 2 hit points Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1045 damage. You gain 510 Meat. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 6 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 8 defense. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VIII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume. After Battle: You gain 7 Cheek After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3072 Meat After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it. You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10) After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks After Battle: You gain 9 Strongness After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 21 Sarcasm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 230 to 231 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2452 to 2453 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12481] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to angry tourist Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: angry tourist takes 13 damage. Round 1: angry tourist drops 15 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 17 defense. Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: angry tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 59 Meat. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: angry tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 3: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 4: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 6: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 10: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 11: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 12: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 13: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 14: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 15: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 17: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 19: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 21: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: angry tourist takes 1081 damage. You gain 405 Meat. Round 22: angry tourist drops 7 attack power. Round 22: angry tourist drops 6 defense. Round 22: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 22: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con V, when both DankElkDude and FuzzyMood complimented you on your dancing. After Battle: You gain 10 Sarcasm After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2988 Meat After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us. After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: expensive camera You acquire an item: How to Avoid Scams After Battle: You gain 7 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 24 Roguishness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 231 to 232 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to angry tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2453 to 2454 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 30 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2454 to 2455 [12482] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 53 Meat. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1046 damage. You gain 455 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VII, when both SexyBaby and FantasticAndy complimented you on your dancing. After Battle: You gain 10 Roguishness After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately. Preference lovebugsMuscle changed from 859 to 863 After Battle: You gain 4 Beefiness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2976 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 11 Strongness After Battle: You gain 14 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 16 Cheek You acquire an item: Azurite Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 232 to 233 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2455 to 2456 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 35 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2456 to 2457 [12483] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 12 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 49 Meat. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1051 damage. You gain 401 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VI, when you and CoolAgent took turns doing benchpresses with TequilaKing's car. Wait, did that really happen? After Battle: You gain 9 Strongness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2832 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: normal barrel After Battle: You gain 11 Strongness After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 21 Cheek Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 233 to 234 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2457 to 2458 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12484] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 42 Meat. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: You lose 3 hit points Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1073 damage. You gain 433 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con 3-D, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong! After Battle: You gain 8 Fortitude After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat. Preference lovebugsMeatDrop changed from 69 to 70 After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3294 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 14 Strongness After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 17 Cheek Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 234 to 235 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2458 to 2459 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 36 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2459 to 2460 [12485] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 11 damage. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 13 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 19 defense. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 3 damage. Round 2: You lose 3 hit points Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 62 Meat. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: You lose 1 hit point Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1085 damage. You gain 484 Meat. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 9 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 10 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con XI, when LankyGreatMage gave you that delicious drink. It was so good! You go into your kitchen and try to recreate it. You acquire an item: Gnollish sangria After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3048 Meat After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it. You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10) After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks After Battle: You gain 13 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 4 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 26 Chutzpah Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 235 to 236 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2460 to 2461 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12486] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: You lose 3 hit points Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 70 Meat. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1065 damage. You gain 416 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VIII, when you and King Burrito and GoldenVictor won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge! After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2928 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. After Battle: You gain 7 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 16 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 18 Chutzpah Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 236 to 237 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2461 to 2462 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12487] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to Knob Goblin Embezzler Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonsterCount changed from 105 to 106 Preference relayCounters changed from 13466:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif to Preference relayCounters changed from to 13556:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage. Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2462 to 2463 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo > In fight, trying to get away to return items to stash... Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Round 1: mx indigo attacks! Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 1086 damage. You gain 693 Meat. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 9 attack power. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 10 defense. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 6 damage. Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con XII, when MustardCrocodileThug taught you to play that really complicated board game. After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 8030 Meat After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm. You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: meat stack You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor You acquire an item: embezzler's oil After Battle: You gain 2 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 7 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 13 Sarcasm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 237 to 238 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to Knob Goblin Embezzler Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2463 to 2464 You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2464 to 2465 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2465 to 2466 add to stash: 1 repaid diaper > Returned repaid diaper to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. unequip acc1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2466 to 2467 add to stash: 1 mafia pointer finger ring > Returned mafia pointer finger ring to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2467 to 2468 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2468 to 2469 Preference logPreferenceChange changed from true to false > You fought 6 Knob Goblin Embezzler at the beginning of the day, and an additional 0 digitized Knob Goblin Embezzler throughout the day. Good work, probably! > Including this, you have fought 100 across all ascensions today > Extreme Items: > 1 time's arrow worth 33836 total > 77 bag of park garbage worth 14553 total > 2 FunFunds™ worth 13410 total > -33 Mountain Stream soda worth -8019 total > 1 arrowgram worth 0 total > 1 garbage juice slurpee worth 5 total > This run of garbo, across 80 turns you generated 368,787 meat, with 285,080 raw meat and 83,707 from items > So far today, across 383 turns you generated 2,863,471 meat, with 1,809,128 raw meat and 1,054,343 from items > Using adventure value 5000. > Local Version: 29c29418a70264f32aa9140c07cee65091eb5e94 (built from main@1359e614c80d46351c52bd2489cedcb81d117dd9) > Garbo is up to date! > Collecting garbage! Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference dontStopForCounters changed from false to true Preference hpAutoRecovery changed from 0.6 to -0.05 Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 1.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecovery changed from 0.05 to -0.05 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.2 to 0 Preference currentMood changed from default to apathetic Preference libramSkillsSoftcore changed from all to none Preference valueOfInventory changed from 1.8 to 2 Preference choiceAdventure1108 changed from 3 to 1 Preference choiceAdventure1340 changed from 0 to 1 Preference choiceAdventure1341 changed from 0 to 1 Preference shadowLabyrinthGoal changed from browser to effects You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2474 to 2475 remove from stash: 1 repaid diaper You acquire an item: repaid diaper > Took repaid diaper from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2475 to 2476 remove from stash: 1 mafia pointer finger ring You acquire an item: mafia pointer finger ring > Took mafia pointer finger ring from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2476 to 2477 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2477 to 2478 > Skipping fancy chocolate sculpture; too expensive (71890 > 30000). mallsearch "possessed sugar cube" Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Daily Familiars/Moveable feast > CCS: [default]\n ";" You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2478 to 2479 You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2479 to 2480 > > Executing Daily/Configure I Voted! Sticker > CCS: [default]\n ";" > > Executing Daily/Verify Horsery > CCS: [default]\n ";" > > Executing Daily/Check Barf Mountain Quest > CCS: [default]\n ";" Visiting the Employee Assignment Kiosk > > Executing Daily Items/Clear Existing Rufus Quest > CCS: [default]\n ";" > > Executing Daily Items/Treat familiar Trick-or-Treating Tot (28 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2480 to 2481 Unequip Obtuse Angel Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2481 to 2482 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2482 to 2483 equip weapon porcelain police baton Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2483 to 2484 equip off-hand porcelain pepper mill equip hat porcelain porkpie equip back porcelain pelerine equip pants porcelain plus-fours Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2484 to 2485 equip acc1 porcelain phantom mask > CCS: [default]\n "abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!";" > Autoattack macro: abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!"; place.php?whichplace=town&action=town_trickortreat Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference choiceAdventure1324 changed from 0 to 5 Preference choiceAdventure1387 changed from to 2 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Free Fight/Trick familiar Obtuse Angel (39 lbs) Unequip Trick-or-Treating Tot equip familiar amulet coin equip hat wolfman mask Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -hat, 142.2 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.71 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" equip weapon cursed pirate cutlass Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2485 to 2486 equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2486 to 2487 equip back Buddy Bjorn Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2487 to 2488 equip shirt Stephen's lab coat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2488 to 2489 equip pants repaid diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2489 to 2490 equip acc1 Belt of Loathing Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2490 to 2491 equip acc2 bakelite badge Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2491 to 2492 equip acc3 Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2492 to 2493 equip familiar Snow Suit Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2493 to 2494 Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Tailor the Snow Suit Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2494 to 2495 Took choice 640/5: Restores 1-10 MP after combat choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=5 Preference snowsuit changed from nose to hat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2495 to 2496 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2496 to 2497 > Maximize: Familiar Weight Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit Took choice 640/3: +10% item drops, can drop carrot nose choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=3 Preference snowsuit changed from hat to nose Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2497 to 2498 equip hat Crown of Thrones Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2498 to 2499 enthrone none Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2499 to 2500 equip hat wolfman mask Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2500 to 2501 bjornify Flaming Gravy Fairy (83 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2501 to 2502 > CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;" > Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2502 to 2503 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2503 to 2504 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference nextAdventure changed from Barf Mountain to None Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Barf Mountain Maximizer: MP equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2504 to 2505 equip weapon frying brainpan equip off-hand red wagon equip back carpe equip shirt sea salt scrubs equip pants Jeans of Loathing equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze equip familiar Mayflower bouquet You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2505 to 2506 remove from stash: 1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card You acquire an item: Platinum Yendorian Express Card Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2506 to 2507 > Took Platinum Yendorian Express Card from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2507 to 2508 You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2508 to 2509 add to stash: 1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2509 to 2510 > Returned Platinum Yendorian Express Card to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2510 to 2511 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf equip weapon haiku katana Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2511 to 2512 equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2512 to 2513 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe" equip hat Crown of Thrones Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2513 to 2514 equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2514 to 2515 equip shirt origami pasties Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2515 to 2516 equip pants Pantsgiving Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2516 to 2517 equip acc2 cheap sunglasses Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2517 to 2518 equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2518 to 2519 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2519 to 2520 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2520 to 2521 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie equip back Buddy Bjorn Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2521 to 2522 bjornify none Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2522 to 2523 equip back carpe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2523 to 2524 enthrone Flaming Gravy Fairy (35 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2524 to 2525 equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2525 to 2526 equip weapon frying brainpan Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2526 to 2527 equip off-hand red wagon equip shirt sea salt scrubs equip pants Jeans of Loathing Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2527 to 2528 equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze equip familiar Mayflower bouquet familiar Hobo Monkey (35 lbs) equip familiar amulet coin equip weapon haiku katana Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2528 to 2529 equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2529 to 2530 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe" equip hat Crown of Thrones Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2530 to 2531 equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2531 to 2532 equip shirt origami pasties Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2532 to 2533 equip pants repaid diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2533 to 2534 equip acc2 cheap sunglasses Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2534 to 2535 equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2535 to 2536 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2536 to 2537 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie familiar Obtuse Angel (55 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2537 to 2538 equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2538 to 2539 equip weapon frying brainpan Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2539 to 2540 equip off-hand red wagon equip shirt sea salt scrubs equip pants Jeans of Loathing equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze familiar Bloovian Groose (35 lbs) Unequip Hobo Monkey equip familiar amulet coin equip weapon haiku katana Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2540 to 2541 equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2541 to 2542 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe" equip hat Crown of Thrones Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2542 to 2543 equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2543 to 2544 equip shirt origami pasties Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2544 to 2545 equip pants repaid diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2545 to 2546 equip acc2 cheap sunglasses Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2546 to 2547 equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2547 to 2548 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2548 to 2549 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie familiar Obtuse Angel (55 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2549 to 2550 equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2550 to 2551 equip weapon frying brainpan Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2551 to 2552 equip off-hand red wagon equip shirt sea salt scrubs equip pants Jeans of Loathing equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). equip weapon haiku katana Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2552 to 2553 equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2553 to 2554 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" equip hat Crown of Thrones Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2554 to 2555 equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2555 to 2556 equip shirt origami pasties Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2556 to 2557 equip pants Pantsgiving Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2557 to 2558 equip acc2 cheap sunglasses Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2558 to 2559 equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2559 to 2560 Unequip Bloovian Groose Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2560 to 2561 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2561 to 2562 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2562 to 2563 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2563 to 2564 [12488] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from Tailor the Snow Suit to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 12 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 72 Meat. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1051 damage. You gain 469 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con V, when you and BearPunk the Continuing took turns doing benchpresses with OmegaSpy's car. Wait, did that really happen? After Battle: You gain 9 Strengthliness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2736 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 15 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 19 Cheek Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 238 to 239 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to garbage tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2564 to 2565 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 33 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2565 to 2566 [12489] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: angry tourist takes 11 damage. Round 1: angry tourist drops 16 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 17 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: angry tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: angry tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 3: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 50 Meat. Round 6: You lose 1 hit point Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 7: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 10: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 12: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 13: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 14: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 15: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 18: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 20: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: angry tourist takes 1081 damage. You gain 463 Meat. Round 22: angry tourist drops 8 attack power. Round 22: angry tourist drops 7 defense. Round 22: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 22: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con XII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume. After Battle: You gain 6 Sarcasm After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately. Preference lovebugsMuscle changed from 863 to 867 After Battle: You gain 4 Fortitude After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2760 Meat After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us. After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: expensive camera You acquire an item: garbage juice slurpee After Battle: You gain 10 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 20 Smarm You acquire an item: Eye Agate Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 239 to 240 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2566 to 2567 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12490] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 56 Meat. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: You lose 3 hit points Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 12: You lose 3 hit points Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1067 damage. You gain 553 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con V, when you and FoodBaby took turns doing benchpresses with SleazyKing's car. Wait, did that really happen? After Battle: You gain 9 Fortitude After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3036 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 8 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 26 Smarm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 240 to 241 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2567 to 2568 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 36 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2568 to 2569 [12491] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 10 damage. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 14 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 17 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. You gain 45 Meat. Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 16: You lose 2 hit points Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1075 damage. You gain 413 Meat. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 8 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 6 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con 3-D, when you and PokeyMadMage and TurkeyStork won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge! After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately. Preference lovebugsMuscle changed from 867 to 871 After Battle: You gain 4 Beefiness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2664 Meat After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it. You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10) After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: filthy child leash You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks After Battle: You gain 10 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 20 Chutzpah Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 241 to 242 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2569 to 2570 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12492] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to angry tourist Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: angry tourist takes 13 damage. Round 1: angry tourist drops 14 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 14 defense. Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: angry tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: angry tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: angry tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 57 Meat. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 5: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 5: You lose 1 hit point Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 7: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 7: You lose 1 hit point Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 10: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 12: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 14: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 16: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 19: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: You lose 1 hit point Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 21: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: angry tourist takes 1059 damage. You gain 546 Meat. Round 22: angry tourist drops 8 attack power. Round 22: angry tourist drops 8 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con XI, when both Chief Pokey and MajesticBear complimented you on your dancing. After Battle: You gain 9 Sarcasm After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3444 Meat After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us. After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: expensive camera You acquire an item: cheap sunglasses You acquire an item: How to Avoid Scams You acquire an item: garbage juice slurpee After Battle: You gain 10 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 7 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 25 Sarcasm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 242 to 243 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to angry tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2570 to 2571 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12493] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: You lose 3 hit points Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 61 Meat. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: You lose 1 hit point Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1052 damage. You gain 401 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VII, when you and WonderBarbarian totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious. After Battle: You gain 9 Roguishness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2760 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 12 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 11 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 17 Sarcasm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 243 to 244 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2571 to 2572 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 33 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2572 to 2573 [12494] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 74 Meat. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1064 damage. You gain 453 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con 3-D, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong! After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3144 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 8 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 25 Smarm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 244 to 245 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2573 to 2574 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12495] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 69 Meat. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 6: You lose 2 hit points Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: You lose 2 hit points Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1067 damage. You gain 572 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con V, when you and FourthWarrior the Drunk and TigerDecision won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge! After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat. Preference lovebugsMeatDrop changed from 70 to 71 After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3050 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. After Battle: You gain 10 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 21 Sarcasm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 245 to 246 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2574 to 2575 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 35 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2575 to 2576 [12496] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 12 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 40 Meat. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 13: You lose 3 hit points Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: You lose 1 hit point Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1072 damage. You gain 456 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con XII, when you and BoozeBeast took turns doing benchpresses with Douglas the Limitless's car. Wait, did that really happen? After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2976 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. After Battle: You gain 12 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 19 Cheek Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 246 to 247 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2576 to 2577 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 627 hit points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2577 to 2578 use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 37 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2578 to 2579 [12497] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 69 Meat. Round 4: You lose 3 hit points Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1048 damage. You gain 435 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con VIII, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong! After Battle: You gain 8 Strengthliness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2856 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 7 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 24 Cheek Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 247 to 248 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2579 to 2580 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12498] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 56 Meat. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: You lose 2 hit points Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1081 damage. You gain 450 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con XII, when BeefyQueen the Contemptful taught you to play that really complicated board game. After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3060 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 5 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 27 Roguishness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 248 to 249 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2580 to 2581 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 35 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2581 to 2582 [12499] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 12 damage. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 14 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 16 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. You gain 77 Meat. Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 10: You lose 2 hit points Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 16: You lose 1 hit point Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: You lose 1 hit point Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1059 damage. You gain 479 Meat. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 5 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 7 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con XII, when you and ChickenFighter totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious. After Battle: You gain 8 Cheek After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2592 Meat After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it. You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10) After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks After Battle: You gain 8 Strongness After Battle: You gain 15 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 16 Chutzpah Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 249 to 250 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2582 to 2583 > > Executing Postcombat/Fun-Guy Spores > CCS: [default]\n ";" Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2583 to 2584 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2584 to 2585 use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 30 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2585 to 2586 [12500] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby Encounter: This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby Took choice 1073/1: gain stats and meat choice.php?whichchoice=1073&option=1&pwd You gain 154 Beefiness You gain 193 Magicalness You gain 175 Sarcasm You gain 1,565 Meat Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from true to false Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2586 to 2587 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12501] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby to angry tourist Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: angry tourist takes 13 damage. Round 1: angry tourist drops 12 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 20 defense. Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: angry tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: angry tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 7: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 8: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 12: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 14: angry tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 72 Meat. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 15: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 17: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 18: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 19: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 21: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: angry tourist takes 1045 damage. You gain 500 Meat. Round 22: angry tourist drops 9 attack power. Round 22: angry tourist drops 7 defense. Round 22: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 22: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con IX, when you and NoodleChief took turns doing benchpresses with AwesomePunk's car. Wait, did that really happen? After Battle: You gain 9 Strengthliness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3060 Meat After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us. After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: How to Avoid Scams After Battle: You gain 10 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 21 Chutzpah You acquire an item: scroll of protection from lycanthropes Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 250 to 251 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to angry tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2587 to 2588 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12502] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 14 damage. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 18 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 16 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. You gain 50 Meat. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 15: You lose 1 hit point Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1052 damage. You gain 510 Meat. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 7 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 7 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con II, when you and Captain Mad took turns doing benchpresses with PizzaFighter's car. Wait, did that really happen? After Battle: You gain 9 Fortitude After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2628 Meat After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it. You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10) After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. After Battle: You gain 8 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 14 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 18 Sarcasm You acquire an item: Arrow (+1) Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 251 to 252 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to horrible tourist family Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2588 to 2589 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12503] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 66 Meat. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 8: You lose 2 hit points Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1061 damage. You gain 458 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con IV, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people. After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat. Preference lovebugsMeatDrop changed from 71 to 72 After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2623 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. After Battle: You gain 10 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 21 Smarm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 252 to 253 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2589 to 2590 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 32 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2590 to 2591 [12504] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 72 Meat. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: You lose 2 hit points Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1064 damage. You gain 427 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VII, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people. After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet. Preference lovebugsItemDrop changed from 204 to 205 After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2868 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 5 Strongness After Battle: You gain 14 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 21 Roguishness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 253 to 254 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2591 to 2592 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12505] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 63 Meat. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: You lose 2 hit points Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1054 damage. You gain 576 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con II, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people. After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head. Preference lovebugsMysticality changed from 925 to 929 After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3336 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: normal barrel After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 3 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 33 Sarcasm You acquire an item: Azurite Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 254 to 255 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2592 to 2593 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 40 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2593 to 2594 [12506] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 43 Meat. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: You lose 2 hit points Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1065 damage. You gain 570 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con X, when Super Paul bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator! You acquire an item: pr0n taco After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear. Preference lovebugsMoxie changed from 1081 to 1087 After Battle: You gain 6 Roguishness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2544 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 12 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 20 Chutzpah Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 255 to 256 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2594 to 2595 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12507] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: angry tourist takes 11 damage. Round 1: angry tourist drops 16 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 16 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 43 Meat. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: angry tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: angry tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 3: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 6: You lose 1 hit point Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 7: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 12: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 14: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 14: You lose 1 hit point Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: angry tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 15: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 16: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 17: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 18: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 20: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: angry tourist takes 1074 damage. You gain 472 Meat. Round 22: angry tourist drops 8 attack power. Round 22: angry tourist drops 6 defense. Round 22: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 22: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con XI, when you and BeefBeast and Queen Pork won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge! After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear. Preference lovebugsMoxie changed from 1087 to 1091 After Battle: You gain 4 Chutzpah After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2772 Meat After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us. After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: How to Avoid Scams You acquire an item: garbage juice slurpee After Battle: You gain 10 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 7 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 22 Smarm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 256 to 257 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2595 to 2596 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 32 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2596 to 2597 [12508] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 52 Meat. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: You lose 2 hit points Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1038 damage. You gain 423 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con V, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong! After Battle: You gain 8 Strongness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3264 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 11 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 21 Chutzpah Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 257 to 258 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2597 to 2598 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12509] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 11 damage. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 16 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 13 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. You gain 54 Meat. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 7: You lose 2 hit points Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 21: You lose 2 hit points Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1051 damage. You gain 460 Meat. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 9 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 8 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con XI, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place... You acquire an item: wind-up Whatsian robot After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2892 Meat After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it. You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10) After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: filthy child leash You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks You acquire an item: arrowgram After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 10 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 26 Roguishness Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 258 to 259 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2598 to 2599 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 30 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2599 to 2600 [12510] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 12 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 58 Meat. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1041 damage. You gain 545 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con II, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong! After Battle: You gain 8 Strongness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2712 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 15 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 19 Cheek Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 259 to 260 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2600 to 2601 > > Executing Non Barf Turn/Vamp Out (sober) equip acc1 plastic vampire fangs Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2601 to 2602 Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.71 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" equip weapon cursed pirate cutlass Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2602 to 2603 equip back Camp Scout backpack Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2603 to 2604 equip shirt Stephen's lab coat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2604 to 2605 equip pants repaid diaper Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2605 to 2606 equip acc2 Belt of Loathing Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2606 to 2607 equip acc3 bakelite badge Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2607 to 2608 equip familiar Snow Suit Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2608 to 2609 Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to Tailor the Snow Suit Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2609 to 2610 Took choice 640/5: Restores 1-10 MP after combat choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=5 Preference snowsuit changed from nose to hat Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2610 to 2611 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2611 to 2612 > Maximize: Familiar Weight Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit Took choice 640/3: +10% item drops, can drop carrot nose choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=3 Preference snowsuit changed from hat to nose Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2612 to 2613 > CCS: [default]\n ";" Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2613 to 2614 Preference choiceAdventure546 changed from 0 to 12 place.php?whichplace=town&action=town_vampout Preference lastEncounter changed from Tailor the Snow Suit to Interview With You Encounter: Interview With You Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2614 to 2615 Encounter: Interview With You - Goal Pride of the Vampire and Interview With You (a Vampire) Action: Visit The Masquerade Encounter: Interview With You Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2615 to 2616 Action: "An abandoned, graffiti-covered warehouse." Encounter: Interview With You Action: "An angry growl promising impending violence." Encounter: Interview With You Action: "The Clash." Encounter: Interview With You Action: "I tuned my motorcycle for maximum noise." Encounter: Interview With You Action: "Lager." Encounter: Interview With You Action: Speak to the Ventrilo representative. Encounter: Interview With You Action: Speak to the Malkovich representative. Encounter: Interview With You Action: Speak to the Torremolinos representative. Encounter: Interview With You Action: Speak to the Brouhaha representative. Encounter: Interview With You Action: "Yes." Encounter: Interview With You Action: And the result is... Preference _interviewMasquerade changed from false to true You acquire an effect: Pride of the Vampire (30) You acquire an item: Interview With You (a Vampire) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2616 to 2617 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). equip weapon haiku katana Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2617 to 2618 equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2618 to 2619 custom outfit Script Outfit 4 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2619 to 2620 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2620 to 2621 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2621 to 2622 [12512] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from Interview With You to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 68 Meat. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: You lose 2 hit points Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: You lose 2 hit points Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1412 damage. You gain 485 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con V, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place... You acquire an item: Prunets After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet. Preference lovebugsItemDrop changed from 205 to 206 After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3036 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 13 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 18 Smarm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 260 to 261 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2622 to 2623 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 37 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2623 to 2624 [12513] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 12 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 61 Meat. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: You lose 1 hit point Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 21: You lose 1 hit point Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1436 damage. You gain 572 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VI, when you and CoolThug totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious. After Battle: You gain 8 Chutzpah After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3360 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness You gain a Muscle point! After Battle: You gain 12 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 18 Smarm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 261 to 262 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2624 to 2625 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12514] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 40 Meat. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 15: You lose 3 hit points Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: You lose 2 hit points Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1431 damage. You gain 560 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con II, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people. After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2940 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 7 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 27 Smarm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 262 to 263 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2625 to 2626 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 34 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2626 to 2627 [12515] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to Doggy Heaven Encounter: Doggy Heaven You acquire an item: FunFunds™ Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2627 to 2628 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12515] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from Doggy Heaven to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 76 Meat. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: You lose 2 hit points Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1392 damage. You gain 582 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con V, when you and NoodleIsaiah totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious. After Battle: You gain 8 Cheek After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2748 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: normal barrel After Battle: You gain 7 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 15 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 19 Roguishness You gain a Moxie point! Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 263 to 264 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2628 to 2629 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12516] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 10 damage. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 18 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 15 defense. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 70 Meat. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1429 damage. You gain 487 Meat. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 5 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 9 defense. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con XI, when Mariah the Intense gave you that delicious drink. It was so good! You go into your kitchen and try to recreate it. You acquire an item: tangarita After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3528 Meat After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it. You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10) After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks After Battle: You gain 13 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 21 Sarcasm You acquire an item: Azurite Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 264 to 265 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2629 to 2630 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 39 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2630 to 2631 [12517] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 69 Meat. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1419 damage. You gain 452 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con XI, when you and FluffyBeast and BoozeKid won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge! After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3096 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 9 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 22 Cheek Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 265 to 266 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2631 to 2632 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12518] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 42 Meat. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: You lose 2 hit points Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1415 damage. You gain 444 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con X, when both PastaBaby and GreatTurtle complimented you on your dancing. After Battle: You gain 10 Cheek After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2580 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 26 Chutzpah Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 266 to 267 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2632 to 2633 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 37 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2633 to 2634 [12519] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 41 Meat. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1413 damage. You gain 571 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con V, when MajesticAgent bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator! You acquire an item: candy mountain oyster After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head. Preference lovebugsMysticality changed from 929 to 934 After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3120 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: normal barrel After Battle: You gain 11 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 25 Chutzpah Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 267 to 268 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2634 to 2635 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12520] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 53 Meat. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1415 damage. You gain 505 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con 3-D, when both Joey the Majestic and Punk Joey complimented you on your dancing. After Battle: You gain 10 Smarm After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3132 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: normal barrel After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 16 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 15 Cheek Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 268 to 269 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2635 to 2636 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12521] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. You gain 60 Meat. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: You lose 2 hit points Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1410 damage. You gain 581 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VIII, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people. After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3324 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 8 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 24 Sarcasm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 269 to 270 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2636 to 2637 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 40 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2637 to 2638 [12522] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. You gain 79 Meat. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: You lose 2 hit points Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: You lose 2 hit points Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1428 damage. You gain 591 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con X, when you and FoodQuinn took turns doing benchpresses with MythicJuggalette the Fiery's car. Wait, did that really happen? After Battle: You gain 9 Strengthliness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3588 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 7 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 24 Chutzpah Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 270 to 271 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2638 to 2639 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12523] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 45 Meat. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1441 damage. You gain 482 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con VII, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong! After Battle: You gain 8 Strengthliness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2556 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 11 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 12 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 18 Cheek Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 271 to 272 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2639 to 2640 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 39 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2640 to 2641 [12524] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Encounter: horrible tourist family Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 9 damage. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 16 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 15 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. You gain 64 Meat. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 5: You lose 2 hit points Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power. Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power. Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power. Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1420 damage. You gain 568 Meat. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 10 attack power. Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 8 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con X, when you and CrazyAwesomeKitten totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious. After Battle: You gain 8 Sarcasm After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2820 Meat After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it. You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10) After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks After Battle: You gain 7 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 12 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 19 Sarcasm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 272 to 273 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from false to true Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2641 to 2642 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12525] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby Encounter: This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby Took choice 1073/1: gain stats and meat choice.php?whichchoice=1073&option=1&pwd You gain 163 Muscleboundness You gain 183 Mysteriousness You gain 200 Sarcasm You gain 1,844 Meat Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from true to false Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2642 to 2643 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Crimbo Shrub (expected value of 2500.0 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). familiar Crimbo Shrub (22 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2643 to 2644 Unequip Obtuse Angel Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2644 to 2645 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2645 to 2646 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2646 to 2647 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Open a Big Red Present;skill Open a Big Red Present;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Open a Big Red Present;skill Open a Big Red Present;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2647 to 2648 [12526] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage. You gain 2,815 Meat. You acquire an effect: Everything Looks Red (99) Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 69 Meat. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 2: garbage tourist drops 18 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 19 defense. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 6: You lose 2 hit points Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 8: You lose 2 hit points Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: Woddeus's bells jingle merrily. Round 11: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 11: You lose 3 hit points Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1419 damage. You gain 519 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con XII, when Freddy the Drunk taught you to play that really complicated board game. After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3012 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: Woddeus covers your wounds with a poultice made of eggnog, peppermint schnapps, and holly leaves. Surprisingly, it seems to work. After Battle: You gain 37 hit points After Battle: Woddeus is so excited about Crimbo that he starts doing backflips. (+8 Stats) After Battle: You gain 12 Strongness After Battle: You gain 14 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 21 Smarm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 273 to 274 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2648 to 2649 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). familiar Obtuse Angel (35 lbs) Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2649 to 2650 Unequip Crimbo Shrub Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2650 to 2651 equip familiar amulet coin Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2651 to 2652 Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet" Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2652 to 2653 > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2653 to 2654 [12527] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Encounter: angry tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: angry tourist takes 9 damage. Round 1: angry tourist drops 18 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 18 defense. Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: angry tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (2) Round 2: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: angry tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 4: angry tourist drops 2 defense. You gain 71 Meat. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 6: You lose 1 hit point Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 8: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 13: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 15: angry tourist drops 4 defense. Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: angry tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 17: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 20: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: angry tourist takes 1383 damage. You gain 453 Meat. Round 22: angry tourist drops 9 attack power. Round 22: angry tourist drops 10 defense. Round 22: angry tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 22: angry tourist drops 3 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VI, when MajesticKoala gave you that delicious drink. It was so good! You go into your kitchen and try to recreate it. You acquire an item: bottle of Domesticated Turkey After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately. Preference lovebugsMuscle changed from 871 to 876 After Battle: You gain 5 Strengthliness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 3336 Meat After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us. After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: expensive camera You acquire an item: garbage juice slurpee After Battle: You gain 8 Strongness After Battle: You gain 12 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 20 Chutzpah Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 274 to 275 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2654 to 2655 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 33 Mojo Points Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2655 to 2656 [12528] Barf Mountain Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 defense. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 43 Meat. Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: You lose 3 hit points Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1390 damage. You gain 516 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You think back on KoL Con IX, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people. After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear. Preference lovebugsMoxie changed from 1091 to 1096 After Battle: You gain 5 Cheek After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2904 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. After Battle: You gain 14 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 17 Chutzpah Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 275 to 276 Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2656 to 2657 > > Executing Barf Turn/Barf > Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit). > Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie > CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;" > Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat; [12529] Barf Mountain Encounter: garbage tourist Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 defense. Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse. You acquire an item: hot nuggets Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison. Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage. Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT! You acquire an item: Source essence (3) Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison. Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage. Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison. Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage. Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 5: You lose 3 hit points Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! You gain 59 Meat. Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 9: You lose 3 hit points Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power. Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power. Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense. Round 14: You lose 2 hit points Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 defense. Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power. Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense. Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary! Round 21: You lose 2 hit points Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA! Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1389 damage. You gain 424 Meat. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power. Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense. Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con X, when you and Fantastic Riley totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious. After Battle: You gain 9 Roguishness After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs. You gain 2868 Meat After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso. You acquire an item: cold powder After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: bag of park garbage After Battle: You gain 5 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 32 Smarm Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 276 to 277 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2657 to 2658 Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0 Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo Preference choiceAdventure546 changed from 12 to 0 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2658 to 2659 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2659 to 2660 You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2660 to 2661 add to stash: 1 repaid diaper > Returned repaid diaper to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. unequip acc1 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2661 to 2662 add to stash: 1 mafia pointer finger ring > Returned mafia pointer finger ring to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom. You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2662 to 2663 Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2663 to 2664 Preference logPreferenceChange changed from true to false > You fought 6 Knob Goblin Embezzler at the beginning of the day, and an additional 0 digitized Knob Goblin Embezzler throughout the day. Good work, probably! > Including this, you have fought 106 across all ascensions today > Extreme Items: > 39 bag of park garbage worth 7371 total > 1 FunFunds™ worth 6705 total > 1 Interview With You (a Vampire) worth 6300 total > -18 Mountain Stream soda worth -4374 total > 1 arrowgram worth 0 total > 1 scroll of protection from lycanthropes worth 10 total > This run of garbo, across 42 turns you generated 176,177 meat, with 143,681 raw meat and 32,496 from items > So far today, across 425 turns you generated 3,039,648 meat, with 1,952,809 raw meat and 1,086,839 from items mallsearch "haunted doghouse" mallsearch "Witchess Set" mallsearch "Source terminal" > Outliers: > Marginal MPA: 3,322.87 [raw] + -7,086,264.94 [items] (0 [outliers]) = -7,082,942.07 [total] (-7,082,942.07 [w/ outliers]) equip weapon Red Roger's red right hand equip hat PirateRealm party hat use 1 PirateRealm guest pass place.php?whichplace=realm_pirate&action=pr_port You acquire an item: PirateRealm eyepatch equip acc1 PirateRealm eyepatch place.php?whichplace=realm_pirate&action=pr_port Encounter: Welcome to PirateRealm Took choice 1346/1: Head to Groggy's choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1346&option=1 Encounter: Groggy's Tavern Took choice 1347/2: the Pinch-Fisted Cuisinier choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1347&option=2 Encounter: Seaside Curios Took choice 1348/2: the cursed compass choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1348&option=2 Encounter: Dishonest Ed's Ships You acquire an item: cursed compass Took choice 1349/2: The Intimidating Galleon choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1349&option=2 Encounter: Time to Set Sail! Took choice 1350/1: Head for the sea choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1350&option=1 [12530] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas Encounter: Island #1, Who Are You? mallsearch cocoa choice 1352/1: Crab Island choice 1352/2: Glass Island choice 1352/3: Battle Island choice 1352/6: Dessert Island Took choice 1352/6: Dessert Island [12530] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas Encounter: Who Pirates the Pirates? Took choice 1363/2: Attempt to flee choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1363&option=2 You lose 1 grog You gain 6 PirateRealm FunPoints You lose 1 grub You lose 1 grog [12531] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas Encounter: Who Pirates the Pirates? Took choice 1363/1: Fire the guns choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1363&option=1 You gain 81 gold You gain 9 PirateRealm FunPoints You lose 1 grub You lose 1 grog [12532] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas Encounter: Stormy Weather Took choice 1362/1: Batten down the hatches choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1362&option=1 You gain 5 PirateRealm FunPoints You lose 1 grub You lose 1 grog [12533] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas Encounter: Stormy Weather Took choice 1362/2: Try to gain some extra distance choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1362&option=2 You gain 9 PirateRealm FunPoints You lose 1 grub You lose 1 grog [12534] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas Encounter: The Ship is Wrecked Took choice 1367/2: Wait for assistance choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1367&option=2 You gain 2 PirateRealm FunPoints You lose 1 grub You lose 1 grog [12535] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas Encounter: High Tide, Low Morale Took choice 1357/3: Give everybody bonus wages choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1357&option=3 You lose 30 gold You gain 6 PirateRealm FunPoints You lose 1 grub You lose 1 grog [12536] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas Encounter: Like Shops in the Night Took choice 1360/5: Sell them the cursed compass choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1360&option=5 Encounter: Like Shops in the Night You gain 500 gold Took choice 1360/3: Buy 1 glue choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1360&option=3 Encounter: Like Shops in the Night You gain 1 glue You lose 10 gold Took choice 1360/3: Buy 1 glue choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1360&option=3 Encounter: Like Shops in the Night You gain 1 glue You lose 10 gold Took choice 1360/3: Buy 1 glue choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1360&option=3 Encounter: Like Shops in the Night You gain 1 glue You lose 10 gold Took choice 1360/2: Buy 5 booze choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1360&option=2 Encounter: Like Shops in the Night You gain 5 grog You lose 10 gold Took choice 1360/2: Buy 5 booze choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1360&option=2 Encounter: Like Shops in the Night You gain 5 grog You lose 10 gold Took choice 1360/2: Buy 5 booze choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1360&option=2 Encounter: Like Shops in the Night You gain 5 grog You lose 10 gold Took choice 1360/1: Buy 5 food choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1360&option=1 Encounter: Like Shops in the Night You gain 5 grub You lose 10 gold Took choice 1360/1: Buy 5 food choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1360&option=1 Encounter: Like Shops in the Night You gain 5 grub You lose 10 gold Took choice 1360/1: Buy 5 food choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1360&option=1 Encounter: Like Shops in the Night You gain 5 grub You lose 10 gold Took choice 1360/6: Sail away choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1360&option=6 You lose 1 grub You lose 1 grog [12537] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas Encounter: Avast, a Mast! Took choice 1361/1: Search the wreckage for plunder choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1361&option=1 You acquire an item: recursed compass You gain 11 PirateRealm FunPoints You lose 1 grub You lose 1 grog equip off-hand recursed compass [12538] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas Encounter: Land Ho! Took choice 1355/1: Head Inland choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1355&option=1 cast 10 Holiday Weight Gain You acquire an effect: A Few Extra Pounds (100) cast 3 Antibiotic Saucesphere You acquire an effect: Antibiotic Saucesphere (60) use 4 Mountain Stream soda You gain 137 Mojo Points use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 35 Mojo Points cast 2 Antibiotic Saucesphere You acquire an effect: Antibiotic Saucesphere (40) cast 10 Blubber Up You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (100) cast 4 Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin You acquire an effect: Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin (40) use 4 Mountain Stream soda You gain 147 Mojo Points cast 6 Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin You acquire an effect: Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin (60) cast 4 Shield of the Pastalord You acquire an effect: Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord (40) use 4 Mountain Stream soda You gain 140 Mojo Points cast 6 Shield of the Pastalord You acquire an effect: Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord (60) cast 1 Intimidating Mien You acquire an effect: Intimidating Mien (10) use 3 Mountain Stream soda You gain 109 Mojo Points use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 35 Mojo Points cast 9 Intimidating Mien You acquire an effect: Intimidating Mien (90) cast 1 Mathematical Precision You acquire an effect: Mathematically Precise (20) use 4 Mountain Stream soda You gain 150 Mojo Points cast 9 Mathematical Precision You acquire an effect: Mathematically Precise (180) cast 1 Silent Hunter You acquire an effect: Nearly Silent Hunting (10) use 4 Mountain Stream soda You gain 144 Mojo Points cast 2 Silent Hunter You acquire an effect: Nearly Silent Hunting (20) use 2 Mountain Stream soda You gain 68 Mojo Points use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 39 Mojo Points cast 2 Silent Hunter You acquire an effect: Nearly Silent Hunting (20) use 2 Mountain Stream soda You gain 76 Mojo Points use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 38 Mojo Points cast 2 Silent Hunter You acquire an effect: Nearly Silent Hunting (20) use 2 Mountain Stream soda You gain 75 Mojo Points use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 39 Mojo Points cast 2 Silent Hunter You acquire an effect: Nearly Silent Hunting (20) use 2 Mountain Stream soda You gain 66 Mojo Points use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 35 Mojo Points cast 1 Silent Hunter You acquire an effect: Nearly Silent Hunting (10) cast 10 Manicotti Meditation You acquire an effect: Pasta Oneness (50) cast 10 Patience of the Tortoise You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (50) cast 1 Pyromania You acquire an effect: Pyromania (10) cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10) cast 1 Rotten Memories You acquire an effect: Rotten Memories (10) cast 1 Sauce Monocle You acquire an effect: Sauce Monocle (10) use 3 Mountain Stream soda You gain 106 Mojo Points use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 33 Mojo Points cast 7 Sauce Monocle You acquire an effect: Sauce Monocle (70) use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 40 Mojo Points use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 34 Mojo Points cast 2 Sauce Monocle You acquire an effect: Sauce Monocle (20) cast 1 Spiky Shell You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (10) cast 3 Springy Fusilli You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (30) use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 32 Mojo Points cast 2 Springy Fusilli You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (20) cast 1 Grease Up You acquire an effect: Takin' It Greasy (10) use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 37 Mojo Points cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10) [12538] Dessert Island Encounter: melty freezeface Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 2: melty freezeface drops 14 attack power. Round 2: melty freezeface drops 12 defense. Round 2: mx indigo executes a macro! Round 2: mx indigo casts POP AND LOCK IT! Round 3: melty freezeface takes 6 damage. Round 3: mx indigo casts BREAK IT ON DOWN! Round 4: melty freezeface takes 12 damage. Round 4: melty freezeface takes 2 damage. Round 4: You lose 13 hit points Round 4: mx indigo casts RUN LIKE THE WIND! Rave combo: Rave Concentration Round 5: melty freezeface takes 15 damage. You acquire an effect: Rave Concentration (1) Round 5: melty freezeface takes 2 damage. Round 5: You lose 4 hit points Round 5: mx indigo executes a macro! Round 5: mx indigo casts BREAK IT ON DOWN! Round 6: melty freezeface takes 8 damage. Round 6: mx indigo casts RUN LIKE THE WIND! Round 7: melty freezeface takes 10 damage. You gain 50 Meat. Round 7: melty freezeface takes 3 damage. Round 7: You lose 14 hit points Round 7: mx indigo casts POP AND LOCK IT! Rave combo: Rave Steal Round 8: melty freezeface takes 16 damage. You acquire an item: oversized ice molecule Round 8: melty freezeface takes 3 damage. Round 8: You lose 5 hit points Round 8: mx indigo attacks! Round 9: melty freezeface takes 8 damage. Round 9: melty freezeface takes 2 damage. Round 9: You lose 3 hit points Round 9: mx indigo attacks! Round 10: melty freezeface takes 8 damage. Round 10: melty freezeface takes 3 damage. Round 10: You lose 5 hit points Round 10: mx indigo casts SAUCESTORM! Round 11: melty freezeface takes 1 damage. Round 11: melty freezeface takes 106 damage. Round 11: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gain 9 gold After Battle: You gain 4 PirateRealm FunPoints After Battle: Although they won't admit it publicly, biologists agree that the melty freezeface 's guts are so hot, even just imagining cutting one open and crawling inside will keep you warm for hours. You acquire an effect: Imagining Guts (10) After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. After Battle: You gain 8 Strongness After Battle: You gain 5 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 22 Cheek cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 101 hit points use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 39 Mojo Points [12539] Dessert Island Encounter: melty freezeface Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: mx indigo tries to steal an item! You acquire an item: oversized ice molecule You gain 22 Meat. You gain 77 Meat. Round 2: melty freezeface takes 2 damage. Round 2: You lose 18 hit points Round 2: mx indigo casts SAUCEGEYSER! Round 3: melty freezeface takes 458 damage. Round 3: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gain 6 gold After Battle: You gain 4 PirateRealm FunPoints After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately. After Battle: You gain 4 Strongness After Battle: Although they won't admit it publicly, biologists agree that the melty freezeface 's guts are so hot, even just imagining cutting one open and crawling inside will keep you warm for hours. You acquire an effect: Imagining Guts (10) After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. After Battle: You gain 7 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 17 Smarm [12540] Dessert Island Encounter: melty freezeface Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: mx indigo casts SAUCEGEYSER! Round 2: melty freezeface takes 230 damage. Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gain 5 gold After Battle: You gain 4 PirateRealm FunPoints After Battle: Although they won't admit it publicly, biologists agree that the melty freezeface 's guts are so hot, even just imagining cutting one open and crawling inside will keep you warm for hours. You acquire an effect: Imagining Guts (10) After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 17 Roguishness [12541] Dessert Island Encounter: melty freezeface Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 1: You lose 1 hit point Round 1: mx indigo tries to steal an item! Round 2: melty freezeface takes 2 damage. Round 2: You lose 5 hit points Round 2: mx indigo executes a macro! Round 2: mx indigo casts BREAK IT ON DOWN! Round 3: melty freezeface takes 5 damage. Round 3: mx indigo casts RUN LIKE THE WIND! Round 4: melty freezeface takes 13 damage. Round 4: melty freezeface takes 2 damage. Round 4: You lose 5 hit points Round 4: mx indigo casts POP AND LOCK IT! Rave combo: Rave Steal Round 5: melty freezeface takes 17 damage. You acquire an item: oversized ice molecule Round 5: melty freezeface takes 2 damage. Round 5: You lose 5 hit points Round 5: mx indigo casts SAUCESTORM! Round 6: melty freezeface takes 1 damage. Round 6: melty freezeface takes 106 damage. Round 6: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gain 5 gold After Battle: You gain 4 PirateRealm FunPoints After Battle: Although they won't admit it publicly, biologists agree that the melty freezeface 's guts are so hot, even just imagining cutting one open and crawling inside will keep you warm for hours. You acquire an effect: Imagining Guts (10) After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. You acquire an item: weathered barrel After Battle: You gain 9 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 7 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 19 Chutzpah [12542] Dessert Island Encounter: Just Desserts Took choice 1385/1: Fill up a cup choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1385&option=1 You acquire an item: cocoa of youth [12542] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas Encounter: What's Behind Island #2? Took choice 1353/2: Isla Gublar [12542] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas Encounter: Who Pirates the Pirates? Took choice 1363/1: Fire the guns choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1363&option=1 You lose 3 grog You gain 8 PirateRealm FunPoints You lose 1 grub You lose 1 grog [12544] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas Encounter: Avast, a Mast! Took choice 1361/1: Search the wreckage for plunder choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1361&option=1 You gain 109 gold You gain 6 PirateRealm FunPoints You lose 1 grub You lose 1 grog [12545] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas Encounter: High Tide, Low Morale Took choice 1357/1: Have a feast choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1357&option=1 You lose 3 grub You gain 6 PirateRealm FunPoints You lose 1 grub You lose 1 grog [12546] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas Encounter: Like Shops in the Night Took choice 1360/6: Sail away choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1360&option=6 You lose 1 grub You lose 1 grog [12547] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas Encounter: A Sea Monster! Took choice 1365/1: Fight it choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1365&option=1 You gain 12 grub You gain 9 PirateRealm FunPoints You lose 1 grub You lose 1 grog [12548] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas Encounter: Smooth Sailing Took choice 1356/1: Have a snack choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1356&option=1 You lose 1 grub You gain 8 PirateRealm FunPoints You lose 1 grub You lose 1 grog [12549] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas Encounter: Stormy Weather Took choice 1362/2: Try to gain some extra distance choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1362&option=2 You gain 9 PirateRealm FunPoints You lose 1 grub You lose 1 grog [12550] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas Encounter: The Ship is Wrecked Took choice 1367/1: Fix it with glue choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1367&option=1 You gain 6 PirateRealm FunPoints You lose 1 grub You lose 1 grog [12551] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas Encounter: Land Ho! Took choice 1355/1: Head Inland choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1355&option=1 cast 1 Pyromania You acquire an effect: Pyromania (10) cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10) cast 1 Rotten Memories You acquire an effect: Rotten Memories (10) cast 1 Spiky Shell You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (10) cast 1 Grease Up You acquire an effect: Takin' It Greasy (10) cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10) [12551] Isla Gublar Encounter: toy dinosaur Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 1: mx indigo attacks! Round 2: toy dinosaur takes 6 damage. Round 2: toy dinosaur takes 3 damage. Round 2: You lose 26 hit points Round 2: mx indigo casts SAUCESTORM! Round 3: toy dinosaur takes 53 damage. Round 3: toy dinosaur takes 53 damage. You gain 55 Meat. Round 3: mx indigo executes a macro! Round 3: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS! Round 4: toy dinosaur drops 15 attack power. Round 4: toy dinosaur drops 15 defense. Round 4: mx indigo executes a macro! Round 4: mx indigo attacks! Round 5: toy dinosaur takes 10 damage. Round 5: toy dinosaur takes 3 damage. Round 5: You lose 19 hit points Round 5: mx indigo uses the firebomb! Round 6: toy dinosaur takes 71 damage. Round 6: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gain 7 gold After Battle: You gain 4 PirateRealm FunPoints After Battle: These things always keep a spare fish on them in case they get hungry. You can find it if you poke around. You acquire an item: displaced fish After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. After Battle: You gain 12 Strengthliness After Battle: You gain 7 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 18 Smarm use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 38 Mojo Points [12552] Isla Gublar Encounter: toy dinosaur Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 1: mx indigo tries to steal an item! Round 2: toy dinosaur takes 3 damage. Round 2: You lose 24 hit points Round 2: mx indigo casts SAUCEGEYSER! Round 3: toy dinosaur takes 111 damage. Round 3: toy dinosaur takes 3 damage. Round 3: You lose 24 hit points Round 3: mx indigo casts SAUCESTORM! Round 4: toy dinosaur takes 103 damage. Round 4: toy dinosaur takes 53 damage. Round 4: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gain 5 gold After Battle: You gain 4 PirateRealm FunPoints After Battle: These things always keep a spare fish on them in case they get hungry. You can find it if you poke around. You acquire an item: displaced fish After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. After Battle: You gain 10 Strongness After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 21 Smarm cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 83 hit points use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 31 Mojo Points [12553] Isla Gublar Encounter: toy dinosaur Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 1: mx indigo tries to steal an item! Round 2: toy dinosaur takes 3 damage. Round 2: You lose 23 hit points Round 2: mx indigo casts SAUCESTORM! Round 3: toy dinosaur takes 53 damage. Round 3: toy dinosaur takes 99 damage. Round 3: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gain 8 gold After Battle: You gain 4 PirateRealm FunPoints After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately. After Battle: You gain 5 Beefiness After Battle: These things always keep a spare fish on them in case they get hungry. You can find it if you poke around. You acquire an item: displaced fish After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. After Battle: You gain 10 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 17 Smarm [12554] Isla Gublar Encounter: toy dinosaur Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 1: mx indigo tries to steal an item! Round 2: toy dinosaur takes 2 damage. Round 2: You lose 25 hit points Round 2: mx indigo casts SAUCESTORM! Round 3: toy dinosaur takes 94 damage. Round 3: toy dinosaur takes 53 damage. Round 3: toy dinosaur takes 2 damage. Round 3: You lose 24 hit points Round 3: mx indigo casts SAUCESTORM! Round 4: toy dinosaur takes 98 damage. Round 4: toy dinosaur takes 53 damage. Round 4: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gain 5 gold After Battle: You gain 4 PirateRealm FunPoints After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately. After Battle: You gain 5 Strengthliness After Battle: These things always keep a spare fish on them in case they get hungry. You can find it if you poke around. You acquire an item: displaced fish After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 11 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 19 Chutzpah [12555] Isla Gublar Encounter: A Close Shave Took choice 1375/1: Investigate choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1375&option=1 [12555] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas Encounter: Third Island's the Charm Maximizer: passive dmg Took choice 1354/5: Jack's Hideout equip off-hand tailbone shield equip back Camp Scout backpack equip shirt SMOOCH breastplate equip pants muddy skirt equip acc1 over-the-shoulder Folder Holder equip acc2 groovy prism necklace equip familiar filthy child leash cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (20) cast 1 The Psalm of Pointiness You acquire an effect: Psalm of Pointiness (10) cast 1 Scarysauce You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (20) Maximizer: passive dmg Maximizer: prismatic Maximizer: prismatic dmg mallsearch "rainbow pearl ring" use 1 recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity You acquire an effect: Benetton's Medley of Diversity (20) Maximizer: prismatic dmg equip acc3 PirateRealm eyepatch equip weapon Saturday Night Special [12556] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas Encounter: High Tide, Low Morale Took choice 1357/1: Have a feast choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1357&option=1 You lose 3 grub You gain 6 PirateRealm FunPoints You lose 1 grub You lose 1 grog [12557] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas Encounter: Like Shops in the Night Took choice 1360/2: Buy 5 booze choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1360&option=2 Encounter: Like Shops in the Night You gain 5 grog You lose 10 gold Took choice 1360/2: Buy 5 booze choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1360&option=2 Encounter: Like Shops in the Night You gain 5 grog You lose 10 gold Took choice 1360/6: Sail away choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1360&option=6 You lose 1 grub You lose 1 grog [12558] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas Encounter: An Opportunity for Dastardly Do Took choice 1364/1: Attack them choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1364&option=1 You gain 5 PirateRealm FunPoints You lose 1 grub You lose 1 grog [12559] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas Encounter: The Ship is Wrecked Took choice 1367/1: Fix it with glue choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1367&option=1 You gain 6 PirateRealm FunPoints You lose 1 grub You lose 1 grog [12560] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas Encounter: An Opportunity for Dastardly Do Took choice 1364/1: Attack them choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1364&option=1 You gain 1 gun You gain 7 PirateRealm FunPoints You lose 1 grub You lose 1 grog [12561] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas Encounter: Smooth Sailing Took choice 1356/1: Have a snack choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1356&option=1 You lose 1 grub You gain 8 PirateRealm FunPoints You lose 1 grub You lose 1 grog [12562] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas Encounter: High Tide, Low Morale Took choice 1357/2: Have a party choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1357&option=2 You lose 3 grog You gain 6 PirateRealm FunPoints You lose 1 grub You lose 1 grog [12563] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas Encounter: Like Shops in the Night Took choice 1360/2: Buy 5 booze choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1360&option=2 Encounter: Like Shops in the Night You gain 5 grog You lose 10 gold Took choice 1360/1: Buy 5 food choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1360&option=1 Encounter: Like Shops in the Night You gain 5 grub You lose 10 gold Took choice 1360/6: Sail away choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1360&option=6 You lose 1 grub You lose 1 grog [12564] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas Encounter: Land Ho! Took choice 1355/1: Head Inland choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1355&option=1 cast 1 Pyromania You acquire an effect: Pyromania (10) use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 33 Mojo Points use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 35 Mojo Points cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10) cast 1 Rotten Memories You acquire an effect: Rotten Memories (10) cast 1 Spiky Shell You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (10) cast 1 Grease Up You acquire an effect: Takin' It Greasy (10) cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10) [12564] Jack's Hideout Encounter: carnivorous plant Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 1: mx indigo casts SAUCESTORM! Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 92 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 99 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 44 damage. You gain 43 Meat. Round 2: Cutey! runs in circles around your opponent, tangling it up in the nasty child leash and dealing 15 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 15 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 82 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 2 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 5 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant drops 4 attack power. Round 2: carnivorous plant drops 4 defense. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 3 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 8 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 73 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 8 damage. Round 2: You lose 24 hit points Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gain 9 gold After Battle: You gain 4 PirateRealm FunPoints After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet. After Battle: This kind of plant always has a cherry dangling off the side of it, for some reason. It's easy to miss if you don't know to look for it. You acquire an item: cherry After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. After Battle: You gain 14 Strongness After Battle: You gain 12 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 35 Roguishness You acquire an item: scroll of minor invulnerability [12565] Jack's Hideout Encounter: carnivorous plant Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 1: mx indigo casts SAUCESTORM! Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 94 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 97 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 37 damage. Round 2: Cutey! runs in circles around your opponent, tangling it up in the nasty child leash and dealing 15 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 15 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 87 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 3 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 7 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant drops 5 attack power. Round 2: carnivorous plant drops 5 defense. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 2 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 5 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 60 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 8 damage. Round 2: You lose 23 hit points Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gain 6 gold After Battle: You gain 4 PirateRealm FunPoints After Battle: This kind of plant always has a cherry dangling off the side of it, for some reason. It's easy to miss if you don't know to look for it. You acquire an item: cherry After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. After Battle: You gain 9 Strongness After Battle: You gain 15 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 36 Sarcasm mcd 0 uneffect Polka of Plenty upeffect.php?efid=68&qty=1&pwd&ajax=1&_=1710962975630 cast 0 The Psalm of Pointiness Maximizer: passive dmg use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 36 Mojo Points cast 1 The Psalm of Pointiness You acquire an effect: Psalm of Pointiness (10) Maximizer: passive dmg use 1 cheap cigar butt You acquire an effect: Smokin' (10) Maximizer: passive dmg [12566] Jack's Hideout Encounter: carnivorous plant Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 1: mx indigo casts SAUCESTORM! Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 98 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 54 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 38 damage. Round 2: Cutey! runs in circles around your opponent, tangling it up in the nasty child leash and dealing 14 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 14 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 91 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 3 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 4 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant drops 3 attack power. Round 2: carnivorous plant drops 4 defense. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 1 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 3 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 25 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 65 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 6 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 9 damage. Round 2: You lose 21 hit points Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gain 6 gold After Battle: You gain 4 PirateRealm FunPoints After Battle: This kind of plant always has a cherry dangling off the side of it, for some reason. It's easy to miss if you don't know to look for it. You acquire an item: cherry After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. After Battle: You gain 14 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 15 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 26 Sarcasm [12567] Jack's Hideout Encounter: carnivorous plant Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 1: mx indigo casts SAUCESTORM! Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 52 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 56 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 46 damage. You gain 72 Meat. Round 2: Cutey! runs in circles around your opponent, tangling it up in the nasty child leash and dealing 15 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 15 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 91 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 2 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 7 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant drops 1 attack power. Round 2: carnivorous plant drops 4 defense. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 1 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 9 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 64 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 6 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 9 damage. Round 2: You lose 22 hit points Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gain 8 gold After Battle: You gain 4 PirateRealm FunPoints After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet. After Battle: This kind of plant always has a cherry dangling off the side of it, for some reason. It's easy to miss if you don't know to look for it. You acquire an item: cherry After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. After Battle: You gain 17 Beefiness After Battle: You gain 12 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 26 Sarcasm [12568] Jack's Hideout Encounter: carnivorous plant Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 1: mx indigo casts SAUCESTORM! Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 53 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 53 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 46 damage. Round 2: Cutey! runs in circles around your opponent, tangling it up in the nasty child leash and dealing 16 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 16 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 87 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 3 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 8 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant drops 2 attack power. Round 2: carnivorous plant drops 5 defense. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 2 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 7 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 25 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 67 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 7 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 8 damage. Round 2: You lose 21 hit points Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gain 6 gold After Battle: You gain 4 PirateRealm FunPoints After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet. After Battle: This kind of plant always has a cherry dangling off the side of it, for some reason. It's easy to miss if you don't know to look for it. You acquire an item: cherry After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 21 Mysteriousness After Battle: You gain 26 Roguishness use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 36 Mojo Points cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon You gain 83 hit points use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 31 Mojo Points uneffect Drescher's Annoying Noise uneffect Pasta Oneness uneffect Pride of the Puffin cast 10 Manicotti Meditation You acquire an effect: Pasta Oneness (50) [12569] Jack's Hideout Encounter: carnivorous plant Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 1: mx indigo casts SAUCESTORM! Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 60 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 60 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 41 damage. Round 2: Cutey! runs in circles around your opponent, tangling it up in the nasty child leash and dealing 16 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 16 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 96 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 3 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 7 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant drops 4 attack power. Round 2: carnivorous plant drops 5 defense. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 1 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 9 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 25 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 79 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 7 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 9 damage. Round 2: You lose 18 hit points Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gain 9 gold After Battle: You gain 4 PirateRealm FunPoints You acquire an item: CSA scoutmaster's "water" After Battle: This kind of plant always has a cherry dangling off the side of it, for some reason. It's easy to miss if you don't know to look for it. You acquire an item: cherry After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. After Battle: You gain 12 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 11 Enchantedness After Battle: You gain 25 Roguishness You acquire an item: Lapis Lazuli [12570] Jack's Hideout Encounter: carnivorous plant Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 1: mx indigo casts SAUCESTORM! Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 56 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 60 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 40 damage. Round 2: Cutey! runs in circles around your opponent, tangling it up in the nasty child leash and dealing 15 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 15 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 96 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 2 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 4 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant drops 4 attack power. Round 2: carnivorous plant drops 2 defense. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 3 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 10 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 25 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 73 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 6 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 10 damage. Round 2: You lose 18 hit points Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gain 8 gold After Battle: You gain 4 PirateRealm FunPoints After Battle: This kind of plant always has a cherry dangling off the side of it, for some reason. It's easy to miss if you don't know to look for it. You acquire an item: cherry After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 16 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 24 Sarcasm [12571] Jack's Hideout Encounter: carnivorous plant Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 1: mx indigo casts SAUCESTORM! Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 60 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 60 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 48 damage. You gain 74 Meat. Round 2: Cutey! runs in circles around your opponent, tangling it up in the nasty child leash and dealing 15 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 15 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 90 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 2 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 7 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant drops 3 attack power. Round 2: carnivorous plant drops 2 defense. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 2 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 3 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 25 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 63 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 8 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 8 damage. Round 2: You lose 18 hit points Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gain 7 gold After Battle: You gain 4 PirateRealm FunPoints After Battle: This kind of plant always has a cherry dangling off the side of it, for some reason. It's easy to miss if you don't know to look for it. You acquire an item: cherry After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. After Battle: You gain 12 Muscleboundness After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 29 Chutzpah [12572] Jack's Hideout Encounter: carnivorous plant Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 1: mx indigo casts SAUCESTORM! Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 60 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 110 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 44 damage. Round 2: Cutey! runs in circles around your opponent, tangling it up in the nasty child leash and dealing 17 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 17 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 83 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 2 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 8 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant drops 5 attack power. Round 2: carnivorous plant drops 1 defense. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 1 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 5 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 25 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 67 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 6 damage. Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 9 damage. Round 2: You lose 18 hit points Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gain 10 gold After Battle: You gain 4 PirateRealm FunPoints After Battle: This kind of plant always has a cherry dangling off the side of it, for some reason. It's easy to miss if you don't know to look for it. You acquire an item: cherry After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. After Battle: You gain 12 Fortitude After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness After Battle: You gain 27 Smarm cast 1 Pyromania You acquire an effect: Pyromania (10) cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10) use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 39 Mojo Points cast 1 Rotten Memories You acquire an effect: Rotten Memories (10) cast 1 Spiky Shell You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (10) cast 1 Grease Up You acquire an effect: Takin' It Greasy (10) cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10) use 1 Mountain Stream soda You gain 33 Mojo Points [12573] Jack's Hideout Encounter: No More Hiding Took choice 1382/1: Go in and fight him choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1382&option=1 Encounter: Glass Jack Hummel Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative! Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro! Round 1: mx indigo attacks! Round 2: Glass Jack Hummel takes 10 damage. Round 2: Glass Jack Hummel takes 10 damage. You gain 60 Meat. Round 2: Cutey! runs in circles around your opponent, tangling him up in the nasty child leash and dealing 10 damage. Round 2: Glass Jack Hummel takes 10 damage. Round 2: Glass Jack Hummel takes 10 damage. Round 2: Glass Jack Hummel takes 3 damage. Round 2: Glass Jack Hummel takes 4 damage. Round 2: Glass Jack Hummel drops 4 attack power. Round 2: Glass Jack Hummel drops 3 defense. Round 2: Glass Jack Hummel takes 1 damage. Round 2: Glass Jack Hummel takes 2 damage. Round 2: Glass Jack Hummel takes 50 damage. Round 2: Glass Jack Hummel takes 8 damage. Round 2: Glass Jack Hummel takes 10 damage. Round 2: You lose 5 hit points Round 2: mx indigo casts SAUCESTORM! Round 3: Glass Jack Hummel takes 10 damage. Round 3: Glass Jack Hummel takes 10 damage. Round 3: Glass Jack Hummel takes 10 damage. Round 3: Cutey! runs in circles around your opponent, tangling him up in the nasty child leash and dealing 10 damage. Round 3: Glass Jack Hummel takes 10 damage. Round 3: Glass Jack Hummel takes 10 damage. Round 3: Glass Jack Hummel takes 3 damage. Round 3: Glass Jack Hummel takes 5 damage. Round 3: Glass Jack Hummel drops 5 attack power. Round 3: Glass Jack Hummel drops 1 defense. Round 3: Glass Jack Hummel takes 1 damage. Round 3: Glass Jack Hummel takes 2 damage. Round 3: Glass Jack Hummel takes 50 damage. Round 3: Glass Jack Hummel takes 8 damage. Round 3: Glass Jack Hummel takes 9 damage. Round 3: You lose 2 hit points Round 3: mx indigo wins the fight! After Battle: You gain 6 gold After Battle: You gain 18 PirateRealm FunPoints After Battle: Glass Jack Hummel parts are durable, and easy to stick to your skin if you apply a little bit of elbow glue. You acquire an effect: Armor-Plated (20) After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead. After Battle: You gain 4 Strongness After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness After Battle: You gain 18 Smarm place.php?whichplace=realm_pirate&action=pr_port Visiting PirateRealm Fun-a-Log > You have the latest use_for_items.txt. Will not check again today. Visiting Potted Meat Tree in clan rumpus room Visiting Crimbo Tree in clan VIP lounge telescope look high You acquire an effect: Starry-Eyed (10) cast 1 Holiday Weight Gain You acquire an effect: A Few Extra Pounds (10) cast 1 Ancestral Recall You gain 3 Adventures cast 1 Ancestral Recall You gain 3 Adventures cast 1 Ancestral Recall You gain 3 Adventures cast 1 Ancestral Recall You gain 3 Adventures cast 1 Ancestral Recall You gain 3 Adventures cast 1 Ancestral Recall You gain 3 Adventures cast 1 Ancestral Recall You gain 3 Adventures cast 1 Ancestral Recall You gain 3 Adventures cast 1 Ancestral Recall You gain 3 Adventures cast 1 Ancestral Recall You gain 3 Adventures use 1 heart of dark chocolate You gain 43 hit points use 1 Jackass Plumber home game You acquire an effect: Gamer Rage (10) use 1 jingle bell You acquire an effect: Fury of the Bells (10) Worshiping at the Shrine to the Barrel God Worshiping at the Shrine to the Barrel God cast 1 That's Not a Knife cast 1 Vent Rage Gland You acquire an effect: Dizzy with Rage (5) > Setting property to save your meat use 1 eternal car battery You gain 46 Mojo Points > If nothing was cast, it probably means you have no MP to burn, or you don't have buffs active that I will extend. > Maximizing turn count... This might take a moment, we have a lot to check... Maximizer: 10 adv, 1 pvp fights, +switch Disembodied Hand, +switch Trick-or-Treating Tot -tie equip hat leather aviator's cap equip weapon cursed pirate cutlass equip off-hand green LavaCo Lamp™ equip back Elf Guard fuel tank equip shirt Sneaky Pete's leather jacket equip pants stinky cheese diaper equip acc1 Elf Guard insignia (general) equip acc2 fudgecycle equip acc3 Treads of Loathing equip familiar solid shifting time weirdness > Checking out the capmpground > Checking how you can LOUNGE around today... > Done Lounging around, lets check some other stuff... > You don't have a wand, nothing to Zap > Check this post if you wish to get a wand > http://kolmafia.us/showthread.php?22677-Dungeon-of-Doom-ZAP-WAND Visiting the Bounty Hunter Hunter > Checking Familiars > Done checking familiars. > Done checking familiars. > This only works once every 5 days, but we will check once each day Visiting the Ruined House > You have chosen to maximize Adventures. > You will have 184 turns, after rollover. 40 turns for rollover, 97 turns from gear and passive skills, 36 from left over adventures. > Rollover Management complete, finished, done, concluded, ended, performed, it's a wrap, all over, buttoned up > Th-th-th-that's all folks! Closing session for mx indigo... Initializing session for mx indigo... shop.php?whichshop=mayoclinic WARNING: updated modifier not in modifiers.txt: Item:[6146] You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew Visiting Hot Dog Stand in clan VIP lounge Visiting Speakeasy in clan VIP lounge Visiting Floundry in clan VIP lounge =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Player Snapshot =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= > moon March 20, 2024 - Martinus 7 Ronald: third quarter Grimace: waxing gibbous Mini-moon: in front of Ronald, R side Generic Summer Holiday: 4 days Oyster Egg Day: 11 days Dependence Day: 13 days Arrrbor Day: 21 days Labór Day: 31 days Halloween: 41 days Feast of Boris: 48 days Yuletide: 53 days Festival of Jarlsberg: 58 days Valentine's Day: 69 days St. Sneaky Pete's Day: 76 days El Dia De Los Muertos Borrachos: 91 days 2 days until Muscle. > status Name: mx indigo Class: Disco Bandit Lv: 27 HP: 182 / 1,550 MP: 52 / 1,436 Mus: 980 (523), tnp = 516 Mys: 820 (504), tnp = 811 Mox: 1,177 (715), tnp = 459 Advs: 36 Meat: 2,867,196 Full: 18 / 18 Drunk: 20 / 20 Spleen: 15 / 15 > equipment Hat: leather aviator's cap Weapon: cursed pirate cutlass Off-hand: green LavaCo Lamp™ Shirt: Sneaky Pete's leather jacket Pants: stinky cheese diaper Back: Elf Guard fuel tank Acc. 1: Elf Guard insignia (general) Acc. 2: fudgecycle Acc. 3: Treads of Loathing Pet: Obtuse Angel (45 lbs) Item: solid shifting time weirdness > skills Liver of Steel (0 mp) Chronic Indigestion (5 mp) Powers of Observatiogn (0 mp) Gnefarious Pickpocketing (0 mp) Torso Awareness (0 mp) Gnomish Hardigness (0 mp) Cosmic Ugnderstanding (0 mp) CLEESH (10 mp) Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting (0 mp) Awesome Balls of Fire (120 mp) Conjure Relaxing Campfire (30 mp) Snowclone (120 mp) Maximum Chill (30 mp) Eggsplosion (120 mp) Mudbath (30 mp) Grease Lightning (120 mp) Inappropriate Backrub (30 mp) Natural Born Scrabbler (0 mp) Thrift and Grift (0 mp) Abs of Tin (0 mp) Marginally Insane (0 mp) Raise Backup Dancer (120 mp) Creepy Lullaby (30 mp) Rainbow Gravitation (0 mp) Vent Rage Gland (15 mp) Slimy Synapses (0 mp) Slimy Shoulders (0 mp) Gothy Handwave (1 mp) Break It On Down (2 mp) Pop and Lock It (2 mp) Run Like the Wind (2 mp) Summon Crimbo Candy (3 mp) Unaccompanied Miner (0 mp) Volcanometeor Showeruption (0 mp) Wassail (30 mp) Toynado (120 mp) Fashionably Late (0 mp) Executive Narcolepsy (0 mp) Lunch Break (10 mp) Offensive Joke (15 mp) Managerial Manipulation (5 mp) Natural Born Skeleton Killer (0 mp) Master of the Surprising Fist (0 mp) Summon "Boner Battalion" (200 mp) Torment Plant (5 mp) Pinch Ghost (5 mp) Tattle (7 mp) Thick-Skinned (0 mp) Chip on your Shoulder (0 mp) Request Sandwich (5 mp) Frigidalmatian (300 mp) Silent Slam (5 mp) Silent Squirt (10 mp) Silent Slice (5 mp) Walberg's Dim Bulb (5 mp) Singer's Faithful Ocelot (15 mp) Drescher's Annoying Noise (40 mp) Deep Dark Visions (100 mp) Carbohydrate Cudgel (30 mp) Splattersmash (25 mp) Grab a Cold One (30 mp) Song of the North (100 mp) Conspiratorial Whispers (25 mp) Spaghetti Breakfast (30 mp) Shadow Noodles (30 mp) Song of Starch (100 mp) Song of Sauce (100 mp) Song of Bravado (100 mp) Summon Annoyance (9 swagger) Shrap (0 mp) Psychokinetic Hug (0 mp) Unoffendable (0 mp) Grease Up (15 mp) Alien Source Code (0 mp) Hollow Leg (0 mp) Belch The Rainbow (5 mp) Pirate Bellow (11 mp) Hypersane (0 mp) Intimidating Mien (15 mp) Summon Holiday Fun! (11 mp) Rapid Prototyping (0 mp) Mathematical Precision (10 mp) Ruthless Efficiency (10 mp) Summon Carrot (11 mp) Speluck (0 mp) Olfactory Burnout (0 mp) Garbage Nova (50 mp) Dinsey Operations Expert (0 mp) Rotten Memories (15 mp) Bear Essence (0 mp) Summon Kokomo Resort Pass (1 mp) Healing Salve (1 white mana) Dark Ritual (1 black mana) Lightning Bolt (1 red mana) Giant Growth (1 green mana) Ancestral Recall (1 blue mana) Asbestos Heart (0 mp) Pyromania (15 mp) Firegate (50 mp) Calculate the Universe (1 mp) Refusal to Freeze (0 mp) Communism! (0 mp) Eldritch Intellect (0 mp) Sweet Synthesis (0 mp) Stack Lumps (11 mp) Evoke Eldritch Horror (1 adv, 66 mp) Eternal Flame (0 mp) Crimbo Training: Waiter (0 mp) Crimbo Training: Coal Taster (0 mp) Secret Door Awareness (0 mp) Perpetrate Mild Evil (0 mp) Just the Facts (0 mp) Seal Clubbing Frenzy (1 mp) Thrust-Smack (3 mp) Lunge Smack (1 mp) Lunging Thrust-Smack (8 mp) Super-Advanced Meatsmithing (0 mp) Blubber Up (7 mp) Fortitude of the Muskox (0 mp) Audacity of the Otter (0 mp) Tongue of the Walrus (10 mp) Hide of the Walrus (0 mp) Claws of the Walrus (0 mp) Batter Up! (0 mp) Rage of the Reindeer (10 mp) Pulverize (0 mp) Double-Fisted Skull Smashing (0 mp) Northern Exposure (0 mp) Musk of the Moose (10 mp) Snarl of the Timberwolf (10 mp) Clobber (1 mp) Harpoon! (30 mp) Holiday Weight Gain (10 mp) Iron Palm Technique (0 mp) Hibernate (1 adv) Cold Shoulder (0 mp) Wrath of the Wolverine (0 mp) Buoyancy of the Beluga (0 mp) Scowl of the Auk (10 mp) Furious Wallop (0 mp) Club Foot (8 mp) Seething of the Snow Leopard (0 mp) Ire of the Orca (0 mp) Thirst of the Weasel (0 mp) Cavalcade of Fury (15 mp) Northern Explosion (16 mp) Precision of the Penguin (0 mp) Pride of the Puffin (30 mp) Silent Hunter (50 mp) Patience of the Tortoise (1 mp) Headbutt (3 mp) Skin of the Leatherback (0 mp) Shieldbutt (10 mp) Armorcraftiness (0 mp) Ghostly Shell (6 mp) Reptilian Fortitude (10 mp) Empathy of the Newt (15 mp) Tenacity of the Snapper (8 mp) Wisdom of the Elder Tortoises (0 mp) Astral Shell (10 mp) Amphibian Sympathy (0 mp) Kneebutt (4 mp) Cold-Blooded Fearlessness (0 mp) Hero of the Half-Shell (0 mp) Tao of the Terrapin (0 mp) Spectral Snapper (20 mp) Toss (1 mp) Summon Leviatuga (40 mp) Jingle Bells (5 mp) Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin (10 mp) Spirit Vacation (1 adv) Shell Up (6 mp) Stiff Upper Lip (10 mp) Blessing of the War Snapper (15 mp) Spiky Shell (8 mp) Spirit Snap (10 mp) Blessing of She-Who-Was (30 mp) Butts of Steel (0 mp) Testudinal Teachings (0 mp) Pizza Lover (0 mp) Blessing of the Storm Tortoise (50 mp) The Long View (0 mp) Spirit Boon (30 mp) Patient Smile (10 mp) Turtle Power (100 mp) Quiet Determination (10 mp) Manicotti Meditation (1 mp) Ravioli Shurikens (4 mp) Entangling Noodles (3 mp) Cannelloni Cannon (8 mp) Pastamastery (10 mp) Stuffed Mortar Shell (8 mp) Weapon of the Pastalord (32 mp) Lasagna Bandages (6 mp) Leash of Linguini (12 mp) Spirit of Rigatoni (0 mp) Cannelloni Cocoon (20 mp) Spirit of Ravioli (0 mp) Springy Fusilli (10 mp) Tolerance of the Kitchen (0 mp) Flavour of Magic (0 mp) Spirit of Cayenne (0 mp) Spirit of Peppermint (0 mp) Spirit of Garlic (0 mp) Spirit of Wormwood (0 mp) Spirit of Bacon Grease (0 mp) Spirit of Nothing (0 mp) Transcendental Noodlecraft (0 mp) Fearful Fettucini (32 mp) Spaghetti Spear (1 mp) Tempuramancy (0 mp) Candyblast (8 mp) Stringozzi Serpent (16 mp) Utensil Twist (1 mp) Transcendent Al Dente (1 adv) Bind Vampieroghi (12 mp) Arched Eyebrow of the Archmage (10 mp) Bind Vermincelli (30 mp) Bringing Up the Rear (0 mp) Bind Angel Hair Wisp (60 mp) Shield of the Pastalord (20 mp) Bind Undead Elbow Macaroni (100 mp) Thrall Unit Tactics (0 mp) Bind Penne Dreadful (150 mp) Subtle and Quick to Anger (0 mp) Bind Lasagmbie (200 mp) Wizard Squint (10 mp) Bind Spice Ghost (250 mp) Bind Spaghetti Elemental (150 mp) Quiet Judgement (10 mp) Sauce Contemplation (1 mp) Stream of Sauce (2 mp) Expert Panhandling (0 mp) Saucestorm (6 mp) Advanced Saucecrafting (10 mp) Elemental Saucesphere (10 mp) Jalapeño Saucesphere (5 mp) Wave of Sauce (10 mp) Intrinsic Spiciness (0 mp) Master Saucier (0 mp) Saucegeyser (24 mp) Saucy Salve (4 mp) Impetuous Sauciness (0 mp) Diminished Gag Reflex (0 mp) Irrepressible Spunk (0 mp) The Way of Sauce (0 mp) Scarysauce (10 mp) Salsaball (1 mp) 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