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> moon
March 20, 2024 - Martinus 7
Ronald: third quarter
Grimace: waxing gibbous
Mini-moon: in front of Ronald, R side
Generic Summer Holiday: 4 days
Oyster Egg Day: 11 days
Dependence Day: 13 days
Arrrbor Day: 21 days
Labór Day: 31 days
Halloween: 41 days
Feast of Boris: 48 days
Yuletide: 53 days
Festival of Jarlsberg: 58 days
Valentine's Day: 69 days
St. Sneaky Pete's Day: 76 days
El Dia De Los Muertos Borrachos: 91 days
2 days until Muscle.
> status
Name: mx indigo
Class: Disco Bandit
Lv: 27
HP: 1428 / 1,918
MP: 285 / 1,112
Mus: 729 (511), tnp = 61
Mys: 630 (493), tnp = 677
Mox: 980 (702), tnp = 1,301
Advs: 172
Meat: 1,094,340
Full: 0 / 15
Drunk: 0 / 20
Spleen: 0 / 15
> equipment
Hat: leather aviator's cap
Weapon: cursed pirate cutlass
Off-hand: Drunkula's wineglass
Shirt: Sneaky Pete's leather jacket
Pants: stinky cheese diaper
Acc. 1: Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge
Acc. 2: fudgecycle
Acc. 3: Treads of Loathing
Pet: Trick-or-Treating Tot (13 lbs)
Item: li'l unicorn costume
> skills
Liver of Steel (0 mp)
Chronic Indigestion (5 mp)
Powers of Observatiogn (0 mp)
Gnefarious Pickpocketing (0 mp)
Torso Awareness (0 mp)
Gnomish Hardigness (0 mp)
Cosmic Ugnderstanding (0 mp)
CLEESH (10 mp)
Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting (0 mp)
Awesome Balls of Fire (120 mp)
Conjure Relaxing Campfire (30 mp)
Snowclone (120 mp)
Maximum Chill (30 mp)
Eggsplosion (120 mp)
Mudbath (30 mp)
Grease Lightning (120 mp)
Inappropriate Backrub (30 mp)
Natural Born Scrabbler (0 mp)
Thrift and Grift (0 mp)
Abs of Tin (0 mp)
Marginally Insane (0 mp)
Raise Backup Dancer (120 mp)
Creepy Lullaby (30 mp)
Rainbow Gravitation (0 mp)
Vent Rage Gland (15 mp)
Slimy Synapses (0 mp)
Slimy Shoulders (0 mp)
Gothy Handwave (1 mp)
Break It On Down (2 mp)
Pop and Lock It (2 mp)
Run Like the Wind (2 mp)
Summon Crimbo Candy (3 mp)
Unaccompanied Miner (0 mp)
Volcanometeor Showeruption (0 mp)
Wassail (30 mp)
Toynado (120 mp)
Fashionably Late (0 mp)
Executive Narcolepsy (0 mp)
Lunch Break (10 mp)
Offensive Joke (15 mp)
Managerial Manipulation (5 mp)
Natural Born Skeleton Killer (0 mp)
Master of the Surprising Fist (0 mp)
Summon "Boner Battalion" (200 mp)
Torment Plant (5 mp)
Pinch Ghost (5 mp)
Tattle (7 mp)
Thick-Skinned (0 mp)
Chip on your Shoulder (0 mp)
Request Sandwich (5 mp)
Frigidalmatian (300 mp)
Silent Slam (5 mp)
Silent Squirt (10 mp)
Silent Slice (5 mp)
Walberg's Dim Bulb (5 mp)
Singer's Faithful Ocelot (15 mp)
Drescher's Annoying Noise (40 mp)
Deep Dark Visions (100 mp)
Carbohydrate Cudgel (30 mp)
Splattersmash (25 mp)
Grab a Cold One (30 mp)
Song of the North (100 mp)
Conspiratorial Whispers (25 mp)
Spaghetti Breakfast (30 mp)
Shadow Noodles (30 mp)
Song of Starch (100 mp)
Song of Sauce (100 mp)
Song of Bravado (100 mp)
Summon Annoyance (9 swagger)
Shrap (0 mp)
Psychokinetic Hug (0 mp)
Unoffendable (0 mp)
Grease Up (15 mp)
Alien Source Code (0 mp)
Hollow Leg (0 mp)
Belch The Rainbow (5 mp)
Pirate Bellow (11 mp)
Hypersane (0 mp)
Intimidating Mien (15 mp)
Summon Holiday Fun! (11 mp)
Rapid Prototyping (0 mp)
Mathematical Precision (10 mp)
Ruthless Efficiency (10 mp)
Summon Carrot (11 mp)
Speluck (0 mp)
Olfactory Burnout (0 mp)
Garbage Nova (50 mp)
Dinsey Operations Expert (0 mp)
Rotten Memories (15 mp)
Bear Essence (0 mp)
Summon Kokomo Resort Pass (1 mp)
Healing Salve (1 white mana)
Dark Ritual (1 black mana)
Lightning Bolt (1 red mana)
Giant Growth (1 green mana)
Ancestral Recall (1 blue mana)
Asbestos Heart (0 mp)
Pyromania (15 mp)
Firegate (50 mp)
Calculate the Universe (1 mp)
Refusal to Freeze (0 mp)
Communism! (0 mp)
Eldritch Intellect (0 mp)
Sweet Synthesis (0 mp)
Stack Lumps (11 mp)
Evoke Eldritch Horror (1 adv, 66 mp)
Eternal Flame (0 mp)
Crimbo Training: Waiter (0 mp)
Crimbo Training: Coal Taster (0 mp)
Secret Door Awareness (0 mp)
Perpetrate Mild Evil (0 mp)
Just the Facts (0 mp)
Seal Clubbing Frenzy (1 mp)
Thrust-Smack (3 mp)
Lunge Smack (1 mp)
Lunging Thrust-Smack (8 mp)
Super-Advanced Meatsmithing (0 mp)
Blubber Up (7 mp)
Fortitude of the Muskox (0 mp)
Audacity of the Otter (0 mp)
Tongue of the Walrus (10 mp)
Hide of the Walrus (0 mp)
Claws of the Walrus (0 mp)
Batter Up! (0 mp)
Rage of the Reindeer (10 mp)
Pulverize (0 mp)
Double-Fisted Skull Smashing (0 mp)
Northern Exposure (0 mp)
Musk of the Moose (10 mp)
Snarl of the Timberwolf (10 mp)
Clobber (1 mp)
Harpoon! (30 mp)
Holiday Weight Gain (10 mp)
Iron Palm Technique (0 mp)
Hibernate (1 adv)
Cold Shoulder (0 mp)
Wrath of the Wolverine (0 mp)
Buoyancy of the Beluga (0 mp)
Scowl of the Auk (10 mp)
Furious Wallop (0 mp)
Club Foot (8 mp)
Seething of the Snow Leopard (0 mp)
Ire of the Orca (0 mp)
Thirst of the Weasel (0 mp)
Cavalcade of Fury (15 mp)
Northern Explosion (16 mp)
Precision of the Penguin (0 mp)
Pride of the Puffin (30 mp)
Silent Hunter (50 mp)
Patience of the Tortoise (1 mp)
Headbutt (3 mp)
Skin of the Leatherback (0 mp)
Shieldbutt (10 mp)
Armorcraftiness (0 mp)
Ghostly Shell (6 mp)
Reptilian Fortitude (10 mp)
Empathy of the Newt (15 mp)
Tenacity of the Snapper (8 mp)
Wisdom of the Elder Tortoises (0 mp)
Astral Shell (10 mp)
Amphibian Sympathy (0 mp)
Kneebutt (4 mp)
Cold-Blooded Fearlessness (0 mp)
Hero of the Half-Shell (0 mp)
Tao of the Terrapin (0 mp)
Spectral Snapper (20 mp)
Toss (1 mp)
Summon Leviatuga (40 mp)
Jingle Bells (5 mp)
Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin (10 mp)
Spirit Vacation (1 adv)
Shell Up (6 mp)
Stiff Upper Lip (10 mp)
Blessing of the War Snapper (15 mp)
Spiky Shell (8 mp)
Spirit Snap (10 mp)
Blessing of She-Who-Was (30 mp)
Butts of Steel (0 mp)
Testudinal Teachings (0 mp)
Pizza Lover (0 mp)
Blessing of the Storm Tortoise (50 mp)
The Long View (0 mp)
Spirit Boon (30 mp)
Patient Smile (10 mp)
Turtle Power (100 mp)
Quiet Determination (10 mp)
Manicotti Meditation (1 mp)
Ravioli Shurikens (4 mp)
Entangling Noodles (3 mp)
Cannelloni Cannon (8 mp)
Pastamastery (10 mp)
Stuffed Mortar Shell (8 mp)
Weapon of the Pastalord (32 mp)
Lasagna Bandages (6 mp)
Leash of Linguini (12 mp)
Spirit of Rigatoni (0 mp)
Cannelloni Cocoon (20 mp)
Spirit of Ravioli (0 mp)
Springy Fusilli (10 mp)
Tolerance of the Kitchen (0 mp)
Flavour of Magic (0 mp)
Spirit of Cayenne (0 mp)
Spirit of Peppermint (0 mp)
Spirit of Garlic (0 mp)
Spirit of Wormwood (0 mp)
Spirit of Bacon Grease (0 mp)
Spirit of Nothing (0 mp)
Transcendental Noodlecraft (0 mp)
Fearful Fettucini (32 mp)
Spaghetti Spear (1 mp)
Tempuramancy (0 mp)
Candyblast (8 mp)
Stringozzi Serpent (16 mp)
Utensil Twist (1 mp)
Transcendent Al Dente (1 adv)
Bind Vampieroghi (12 mp)
Arched Eyebrow of the Archmage (10 mp)
Bind Vermincelli (30 mp)
Bringing Up the Rear (0 mp)
Bind Angel Hair Wisp (60 mp)
Shield of the Pastalord (20 mp)
Bind Undead Elbow Macaroni (100 mp)
Thrall Unit Tactics (0 mp)
Bind Penne Dreadful (150 mp)
Subtle and Quick to Anger (0 mp)
Bind Lasagmbie (200 mp)
Wizard Squint (10 mp)
Bind Spice Ghost (250 mp)
Bind Spaghetti Elemental (150 mp)
Quiet Judgement (10 mp)
Sauce Contemplation (1 mp)
Stream of Sauce (2 mp)
Expert Panhandling (0 mp)
Saucestorm (6 mp)
Advanced Saucecrafting (10 mp)
Elemental Saucesphere (10 mp)
Jalapeño Saucesphere (5 mp)
Wave of Sauce (10 mp)
Intrinsic Spiciness (0 mp)
Master Saucier (0 mp)
Saucegeyser (24 mp)
Saucy Salve (4 mp)
Impetuous Sauciness (0 mp)
Diminished Gag Reflex (0 mp)
Irrepressible Spunk (0 mp)
The Way of Sauce (0 mp)
Scarysauce (10 mp)
Salsaball (1 mp)
Deep Saucery (0 mp)
Surge of Icing (10 mp)
Käsesoßesturm (10 mp)
Curse of Vichyssoise (2 mp)
Simmer (1 adv)
Icy Glare (10 mp)
Soul Saucery (0 mp)
Inner Sauce (0 mp)
Curse of Marinara (4 mp)
Itchy Curse Finger (0 mp)
Curse of the Thousand Islands (6 mp)
Saucecicle (12 mp)
Antibiotic Saucesphere (15 mp)
Curse of Weaksauce (8 mp)
Wry Smile (10 mp)
Sauce Monocle (20 mp)
Blood Sugar Sauce Magic (0 mp)
Saucemaven (0 mp)
Silent Treatment (20 mp)
Disco Aerobics (1 mp)
Disco Eye-Poke (2 mp)
Nimble Fingers (0 mp)
Disco Dance of Doom (3 mp)
Mad Looting Skillz (0 mp)
Disco Nap (8 mp)
Disco Dance II: Electric Boogaloo (4 mp)
Disco Fever (10 mp)
Overdeveloped Sense of Self Preservation (0 mp)
Adventurer of Leisure (0 mp)
Disco Face Stab (8 mp)
Advanced Cocktailcrafting (10 mp)
Ambidextrous Funkslinging (0 mp)
Heart of Polyester (0 mp)
Smooth Movement (10 mp)
Superhuman Cocktailcrafting (0 mp)
Tango of Terror (8 mp)
Suckerpunch (0 mp)
Salacious Cocktailcrafting (0 mp)
Stealth Mistletoe (5 mp)
Kung Fu Hustler (0 mp)
Deft Hands (0 mp)
Disco State of Mind (0 mp)
Frantic Gyrations (0 mp)
That's Not a Knife (0 mp)
Tricky Knifework (0 mp)
Flashy Dancer (0 mp)
Disco Smirk (10 mp)
Disco Greed (0 mp)
Knife in the Dark (10 mp)
Disco Bravado (0 mp)
Disco Shank (13 mp)
Disco Dance 3: Back in the Habit (10 mp)
Disco Inferno (15 mp)
Sensitive Fingers (0 mp)
Disco Leer (10 mp)
Silent Knife (10 mp)
Moxie of the Mariachi (1 mp)
Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (40 mp)
The Moxious Madrigal (2 mp)
Cletus's Canticle of Celerity (4 mp)
The Polka of Plenty (7 mp)
The Magical Mojomuscular Melody (3 mp)
The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith (5 mp)
Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption (13 mp)
Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (11 mp)
The Psalm of Pointiness (15 mp)
Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction (9 mp)
Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority (30 mp)
The Ode to Booze (50 mp)
The Sonata of Sneakiness (20 mp)
Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation (20 mp)
Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (30 mp)
Dirge of Dreadfulness (9 mp)
The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder (50 mp)
Benetton's Medley of Diversity (50 mp)
Elron's Explosive Etude (50 mp)
Chorale of Companionship (50 mp)
Prelude of Precision (50 mp)
Sing (1 mp)
Donho's Bubbly Ballad (75 mp)
Cringle's Curative Carol (5 mp)
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (100 mp)
Dissonant Riff (2 mp)
Cadenza (0 mp)
Crab Claw Technique (0 mp)
Accordion Bash (5 mp)
Accordion Appreciation (0 mp)
Concerto de los Muertos (8 mp)
Five Finger Discount (0 mp)
Suspicious Gaze (10 mp)
Bawdy Refrain (11 mp)
Thief Among the Honorable (0 mp)
Sticky Fingers (0 mp)
Cone of Zydeco (15 mp)
Master Accordion Master Thief (0 mp)
Knowing Smile (10 mp)
Mariachi Memory (0 mp)
Quiet Desperation (10 mp)
Mild Curse (1 mp)
Transcendent Olfaction (0 mp)
Summon Stickers (2 mp)
Summon Sugar Sheets (2 mp)
Summon Clip Art (2 mp)
Summon Rad Libs (2 mp)
Summon Smithsness (2 mp)
Summon Tasteful Items (5 mp)
Summon Alice's Army Cards (5 mp)
Summon Geeky Gifts (5 mp)
Summon Candy Heart (1 mp)
Summon Party Favor (1 mp)
Summon Love Song (1 mp)
Summon BRICKOs (1 mp)
Summon Resolutions (1 mp)
Summon Taffy (1 mp)
Summon Confiscated Things (5 mp)
> effects
3 of 4 AT buffs active.
☺ Disco Leer (2)
Superioreo (2)
Pyromania (4)
Rage of the Reindeer (4)
Rotten Memories (4)
Spiky Shell (4)
Takin' It Greasy (4)
Walberg's Dim Bulb (4)
♫ Ode to Booze (12)
Turkey-Ambitious (19)
Merry Smithsness (31)
Singer's Faithful Ocelot (34)
Leash of Linguini (44)
Pasta Oneness (44)
Patience of the Tortoise (44)
Springy Fusilli (44)
Disabled Olfactory Processing (72)
Mathematically Precise (89)
Antibiotic Saucesphere (94)
Blubbered Up (94)
Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin (94)
Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord (94)
Intimidating Mien (94)
Nearly Silent Hunting (94)
Sauce Monocle (94)
A Few Extra Pounds (99)
familiar.enq (100)
Disco State of Mind (494)
Mariachi Mood (494)
Saucemastery (494)
Seal Clubbing Frenzy (494)
♫ Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (839)
Disco Fever (994)
♫ Polka of Plenty (1,312)
Elemental Saucesphere (1,545)
Jingle Jangle Jingle (1,599)
Reptilian Fortitude (1,599)
Astral Shell (1,602)
Ghostly Shell (1,602)
Tenacity of the Snapper (1,602)
Empathy (1,622)
On the Trail [garbage tourist] (∞)
Spirit of Peppermint (∞)
> modifiers
ML: +10
Enc: -5.00%
Init: +140.00%
Exp: +74.33
Meat: +192.00%
Item: +106.00%
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Visiting Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan rumpus room
Visiting Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan rumpus room
You acquire an item: stuffed frozen gravy fairy
Visiting Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan rumpus room
Visiting Potted Meat Tree in clan rumpus room
You gain 1,001 Meat
Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge
You acquire an item: stuffed treasure chest
Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge
You acquire an item: stuffed mink
Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge
Visiting Looking Glass in clan VIP lounge
You acquire an item: "DRINK ME" potion
Doing handstand in clan VIP swimming pool
Diving for treasure in clan VIP swimming pool
Getting out of clan VIP swimming pool
trading 3 worthless items for 3 11-leaf clovers
You acquire 11-leaf clover (3)
Visiting Jackass Plumber
use 1 handmade hobby horse
You gain 16 Strongness
use 1 ball-in-a-cup
You gain 19 Enchantedness
use 1 Chester's bag of candy
You acquire Angry Farmer candy (3)
You acquire Yummy Tummy bean (3)
use 1 burrowgrub hive
use 1 Trivial Avocations board game
You acquire an item: Trivial Avocations Card: What?
You acquire an item: Trivial Avocations Card: Who?
You acquire an item: Trivial Avocations Card: Who?
use 1 creepy voodoo doll
use 1 Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier
You acquire an item: Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita
use 1 warbear soda machine
You acquire an item: Cloaca Cola Polar
use 1 warbear breakfast machine
You acquire an item: breakfast mess
use 1 festive warbear bank
You gain 100 Meat
use 1 Chroner trigger
You acquire an item: Chroner
use 1 Chroner cross
You acquire Chroner (3)
use 1 picky tweezers
You acquire an item: single atom
use 1 The Cocktail Shaker
You acquire an item: Grasshopper
use 1 infinite BACON machine
You acquire BACON (100)
use 1 cheap toaster
You acquire toast (3)
use 1 etched hourglass
You gain 5 Adventures
cast 1 Communism!
You gain 1 Meat
cast 1 Advanced Cocktailcrafting
You acquire an item: little paper umbrella
You acquire an item: coconut shell
You acquire an item: magical ice cubes
You acquire an item: little paper umbrella
You acquire an item: little paper umbrella
cast 1 Advanced Saucecrafting
You acquire scrumptious reagent (5)
cast 1 Pastamastery
You acquire dry noodles (5)
cast 1 Summon Crimbo Candy
You acquire an item: Crimbo candied pecan
You acquire an item: Crimbo peppermint bark
You acquire an item: Crimbo fudge
cast 1 Lunch Break
You acquire an item: sack lunch
cast 1 Spaghetti Breakfast
You acquire an item: spaghetti breakfast
cast 1 Grab a Cold One
You acquire an item: Cold One
cast 1 Summon Holiday Fun!
You acquire an item: Holiday Fun!
cast 1 Summon Carrot
You acquire an item: Aggressive Carrot
cast 1 Summon Kokomo Resort Pass
You acquire an item: Kokomo Resort Pass
cast 3 Summon Stickers
You acquire an item: scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker
You acquire an item: scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker
You acquire an item: scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker
You acquire an item: scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker
You acquire an item: scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker
You acquire an item: scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker
You acquire an item: scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker
You acquire an item: scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker
You acquire an item: scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker
cast 3 Summon Sugar Sheets
You acquire sugar sheet (3)
cast 3 Summon Rad Libs
You acquire Rad Lib (6)
cast 3 Summon Smithsness
You acquire Flaskfull of Hollow (3)
You acquire lump of Brituminous coal (3)
You acquire handful of Smithereens (3)
cast 1 Summon Tasteful Items
You acquire an item: personal massager
You acquire an item: stick-on eyebrow piercing
You acquire an item: cheap studded belt
You acquire an item: Loudmouth Larry Lamprey
You acquire an item: personalized coffee mug
cast 1 Summon Alice's Army Cards
You acquire an item: Pack of Alice's Army Cards
You acquire an item: Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher
cast 1 Summon Geeky Gifts
You acquire an item: magicberry tablets
You acquire an item: haggis-infused soap
You acquire an item: actual reality goggles
You acquire an item: Microplushie: Otakulone
cast 1 Summon Confiscated Things
You acquire an item: portable cassette player
You acquire an item: confiscated cell phone
You acquire an item: LCD game: Garbage River
cast 3 Summon Candy Heart
You acquire an item: lavender candy heart
You acquire an item: white candy heart
You acquire an item: lavender candy heart
cast 1 Summon Party Favor
You acquire an item: divine blowout
cast 1 Summon Love Song
You acquire an item: love song of sugary cuteness
cast 1 Summon BRICKOs
You acquire BRICKO brick (2)
You acquire an item: BRICKO eye brick
cast 1 Summon Resolutions
You acquire an item: resolution: be happier
cast 1 Summon Taffy
You acquire an item: pulled yellow taffy
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[12104] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You gain 211 hit points
You gain 150 Mojo Points
You gain 100 Strengthliness
You gain a Muscle point!
[12104] Your Witchess Set
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Took choice 1183/2: Daily Challenge
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Source Terminal: educate digitize.edu
use 1 Source terminal file: tram.ext
Source Terminal: extrude tram.ext
Source Terminal: extrude -f tram.ext
mallsearch "Source essence"
buy 1000 Source essence for 100 each from shop #1053259 on 20240320
Source Terminal: extrude -f tram.ext
You acquire an item: Source terminal TRAM chip
Source Terminal: install TRAM chip
use 1 Source terminal TRAM chip
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Source Terminal: help
Source Terminal: dir
Source Terminal: status
Source Terminal: extrude dram.ext
mallsearch "Source essence"
buy 1000 Source essence for 100 each from shop #1053259 on 20240320
Source Terminal: extrude -f dram.ext
You acquire an item: Source terminal DRAM chip
use 1 Source terminal DRAM chip
> Using adventure value 5000.
> Local Version: 29c29418a70264f32aa9140c07cee65091eb5e94 (built from main@1359e614c80d46351c52bd2489cedcb81d117dd9)
> Garbo is up to date!
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Visiting the Maintenance Tunnels
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choice.php?whichchoice=1067&option=6&pwd
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> Collecting garbage!
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[12104] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
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> ===== SHOTGLASS DIET =====
> Planning to fight 23 embezzlers and run 163 adventures
> 1 moreltini value: 30000 price: 320
> Assuming MPA of 5000, Total Cost 320, Total Value 30000, Net Value 29680
> Trying to acquire 0 jars of Special Seasoning; max price 5000.
> Considering item moreltini.
> Based on organ size, planning to consume 1.
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equip shirt tuxedo shirt
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> ===== FULL DIET =====
> Planning to fight 23 embezzlers and run 397 adventures
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> 1 (max 1) Dinsey food-cone(overlap) helpers: Mayozapine value: 78300 (additional value: 25800) price: 14249
> 1 (max 1) distention pill value: 0 price: 250
> 7 perfect dark and stormy value: 647500 price: 20055
> 13 (max 13) Rethinking Candy(barf) value: 292500 (additional value: 22500) price: 0
> 1 (max 1) Rethinking Candy(overlap) value: 74250 (additional value: 74250) price: 0
> 1 (max 1) Knob Goblin nasal spray(overlap) value: 9900 (additional value: 9900) price: 150
> Assuming MPA of 5000, Total Cost 137035.93, Total Value 1702200, Net Value 1565164.07
> Trying to acquire 0 jars of Special Seasoning; max price 5000.
> Considering item Mayoflex.
> Based on organ size, planning to consume 1.
> Considering item spaghetti breakfast.
> Based on organ size, planning to consume 1.
equip pants Travoltan trousers
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 94 to 95
buy 1 Mayoflex for 900 each from The Mayo Clinic
You spent 900 Meat
You acquire an item: Mayoflex
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 95 to 96
equip pants stinky cheese diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 96 to 97
mallsearch "fudgecule"
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 97 to 98
mallsearch "fudge spork"
buy 1 fudge spork for 14997 each from shop #2368635 on 20240320
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 98 to 99
> Trying to acquire 1 milks of magnesia; max price 25000.
Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 20000 to 25000
mallsearch "milk of magnesium"
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 99 to 100
buy 1 milk of magnesium for 1650 each from shop #845708 on 20240320
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 100 to 101
Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 25000 to 20000
use 1 milk of magnesium
Preference _milkOfMagnesiumUsed changed from false to true
Preference milkOfMagnesiumActive changed from false to true
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 101 to 102
eat 1 spaghetti breakfast
You acquire an effect: Sugar Rush (10)
You gain 15 Adventures
You gain 14 Fortitude
You gain 15 Magicalness
You gain 13 Roguishness
You gain 1 Fullness
Preference _fudgeSporkUsed changed from false to true
You ate a shaker of dry rub with your food
Your milk of magnesium kicked in
Preference milkOfMagnesiumActive changed from true to false
Preference mayoLevel changed from 39 to 40
Mayo Minder™ reminded you to use Mayoflex (1 times)
Preference _spaghettiBreakfastEaten changed from false to true
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 102 to 103
> Considering item synthetic dog hair pill.
> Based on organ size, planning to consume 1.
> Based on organ-cleaning, planning to consume 0.
> Considering item Mayozapine.
> Based on organ size, planning to consume 3.
> Considering item jumping horseradish.
> Based on organ size, planning to consume 3.
equip pants Travoltan trousers
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 103 to 104
buy 3 Mayozapine for 900 each from The Mayo Clinic
You spent 2,700 Meat
You acquire Mayozapine (3)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 104 to 105
equip pants stinky cheese diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 105 to 106
Preference choiceAdventure1076 changed from to 4
use 1 Mayo Minder™
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 106 to 107
Took choice 1076/4: Mayozapine (increased stat gains)
choice.php?whichchoice=1076&option=4&pwd
Preference mayoMinderSetting changed from Mayoflex to Mayozapine
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 107 to 108
Preference choiceAdventure1076 changed from 4 to
> Trying to acquire 3 jumping horseradishes; max price 52500.
eat 3 jumping horseradish
You gain 6 Adventures
You gain 69 Strongness
You gain 46 Wizardliness
You gain 76 Sarcasm
You acquire an effect: Kicked in the Sinuses (100)
You gain 1 Fullness
You gain 5 Adventures
You gain 26 Strengthliness
You gain 35 Wizardliness
You gain 62 Chutzpah
You acquire an effect: Kicked in the Sinuses (100)
You gain 1 Fullness
You gain 6 Adventures
You gain 50 Muscleboundness
You gain 33 Enchantedness
You gain 49 Sarcasm
You acquire an effect: Kicked in the Sinuses (100)
You gain 1 Fullness
You ate a shaker of dry rub with your food
Preference mayoLevel changed from 40 to 43
Mayo Minder™ reminded you to use Mayozapine (3 times)
Preference _timeSpinnerFoodAvailable changed from to 8993
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 108 to 109
> Considering item Mayoflex.
> Based on organ size, planning to consume 9.
> Considering item ice rice.
> Based on organ size, planning to consume 9.
equip pants Travoltan trousers
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 109 to 110
buy 9 Mayoflex for 900 each from The Mayo Clinic
You spent 8,100 Meat
You acquire Mayoflex (9)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 110 to 111
equip pants stinky cheese diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 111 to 112
Preference choiceAdventure1076 changed from to 5
use 1 Mayo Minder™
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 112 to 113
Took choice 1076/5: Mayoflex (increased Adventure yield)
choice.php?whichchoice=1076&option=5&pwd
Preference mayoMinderSetting changed from Mayozapine to Mayoflex
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 113 to 114
Preference choiceAdventure1076 changed from 5 to
> Trying to acquire 9 ice rices; max price 32500.
Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 20000 to 32500
mallsearch "ice rice"
buy 6 ice rice for 6776 each from shop #2071543 on 20240320
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 114 to 115
Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 32500 to 20000
eat 9 ice rice
You gain 8 Adventures
You gain 8 Enchantedness
You gain 1 Fullness
You gain 7 Adventures
You gain 7 Mysteriousness
You gain 1 Fullness
You gain 8 Adventures
You gain 9 Magicalness
You gain 1 Fullness
You gain 7 Adventures
You gain 9 Enchantedness
You gain 1 Fullness
You gain 8 Adventures
You gain 8 Mysteriousness
You gain 1 Fullness
You gain 7 Adventures
You gain 7 Wizardliness
You gain 1 Fullness
You gain 8 Adventures
You gain 10 Magicalness
You gain 1 Fullness
You gain 7 Adventures
You gain 6 Enchantedness
You gain 1 Fullness
You gain 8 Adventures
You gain 9 Mysteriousness
You gain 1 Fullness
Preference mayoLevel changed from 43 to 52
Mayo Minder™ reminded you to use Mayoflex (9 times)
Preference _timeSpinnerFoodAvailable changed from 8993 to 8993,8697
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 115 to 116
> Considering item Mayozapine.
> Based on organ size, planning to consume 1.
> Considering item jumping horseradish.
> Based on organ size, planning to consume 1.
equip pants Travoltan trousers
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 116 to 117
buy 1 Mayozapine for 900 each from The Mayo Clinic
You spent 900 Meat
You acquire an item: Mayozapine
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 117 to 118
equip pants stinky cheese diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 118 to 119
Preference choiceAdventure1076 changed from to 4
use 1 Mayo Minder™
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 119 to 120
Took choice 1076/4: Mayozapine (increased stat gains)
choice.php?whichchoice=1076&option=4&pwd
Preference mayoMinderSetting changed from Mayoflex to Mayozapine
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 120 to 121
Preference choiceAdventure1076 changed from 4 to
> Trying to acquire 1 jumping horseradishes; max price 69750.
eat 1 jumping horseradish
You gain 6 Adventures
You gain 45 Beefiness
You gain 60 Wizardliness
You gain 53 Cheek
You acquire an effect: Kicked in the Sinuses (100)
You gain 1 Fullness
Preference mayoLevel changed from 52 to 53
Mayo Minder™ reminded you to use Mayozapine (1 times)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 121 to 122
> Considering item Mayozapine.
> Based on organ size, planning to consume 1.
> Considering item Dinsey food-cone.
> Based on organ size, planning to consume 0.
> Considering item distention pill.
> Based on organ size, planning to consume 1.
use 1 distention pill
Preference _distentionPillUsed changed from false to true
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 122 to 123
> Considering item perfect dark and stormy.
> Based on organ size, planning to consume 6.
> Trying to acquire 6 perfect dark and stormies; max price 92500.
Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 20000 to 92500
mallsearch "perfect ice cube"
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 123 to 124
buy 5 perfect ice cube for 2750 each from shop #2089015 on 20240320
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 124 to 125
Mix 5 perfect ice cube + 5 bottle of rum
You acquire perfect dark and stormy (5)
Crafting used 5 each of bottle of rum and perfect ice cube
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 125 to 126
Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 92500 to 20000
cast 1 The Ode to Booze
You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (10)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 126 to 127
drink 6 perfect dark and stormy
You gain 22 Adventures
You gain 8 Strongness
You gain 33 Mysteriousness
You gain 27 Chutzpah
You gain 3 Drunkenness
You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-3)
You gain 21 Adventures
You gain 15 Strengthliness
You gain 32 Enchantedness
You gain 18 Cheek
You gain 3 Drunkenness
You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-3)
You gain 21 Adventures
You gain 8 Strengthliness
You gain 33 Enchantedness
You gain 17 Sarcasm
You gain 3 Drunkenness
You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-3)
You gain 21 Adventures
You gain 11 Muscleboundness
You gain 31 Wizardliness
You gain 18 Roguishness
You gain 3 Drunkenness
You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-3)
You gain 22 Adventures
You gain 7 Strengthliness
You gain 27 Mysteriousness
You gain 18 Smarm
You gain 3 Drunkenness
You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-3)
You gain 21 Adventures
You gain 13 Strengthliness
You gain 35 Mysteriousness
You gain 18 Smarm
You gain 3 Drunkenness
You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-3)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 127 to 128
> Considering item Rethinking Candy.
> Based on organ size, planning to consume 13.
cast 1 Sweet Synthesis
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 128 to 129
synthesize 13 peanut brittle shield, sugar sheet
You acquire an effect: Synthesis: Greed (390)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 129 to 130
> Considering item Rethinking Candy.
> Based on organ size, planning to consume 1.
cast 1 Sweet Synthesis
synthesize 1 Glo-Pop, sugar sheet
You acquire an effect: Synthesis: Greed (30)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 130 to 131
> Considering item Knob Goblin nasal spray.
> Based on organ size, planning to consume 1.
> Trying to acquire 1 bottles of Knob Goblin nasal spray; max price 9900.
Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 20000 to 9900
mallsearch "Knob Goblin nasal spray"
buy 1 Knob Goblin nasal spray for 150 each from shop #691860 on 20240320
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 131 to 132
Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 9900 to 20000
chew 1 Knob Goblin nasal spray
You acquire an effect: Wasabi Sinuses (30)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 132 to 133
> Considering item synthetic dog hair pill.
> Based on organ size, planning to consume 1.
> Based on organ-cleaning, planning to consume 1.
use 1 synthetic dog hair pill
Preference _syntheticDogHairPillUsed changed from false to true
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 133 to 134
> Considering item Mayozapine.
> Based on organ size, planning to consume 1.
> Considering item Dinsey food-cone.
> Based on organ size, planning to consume 1.
equip pants Travoltan trousers
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 134 to 135
buy 1 Mayozapine for 900 each from The Mayo Clinic
You spent 900 Meat
You acquire an item: Mayozapine
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 135 to 136
equip pants stinky cheese diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 136 to 137
trading 2 FunFunds™ for 1 Dinsey food-cone
You acquire an item: Dinsey food-cone
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 137 to 138
eat 1 Dinsey food-cone
You gain 10 Adventures
You gain 22 Fortitude
You gain 22 Enchantedness
You gain 28 Sarcasm
You acquire an effect: The Dinsey Way (60)
You gain 2 Fullness
Preference mayoLevel changed from 53 to 54
Mayo Minder™ reminded you to use Mayozapine (1 times)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 138 to 139
> Considering item perfect dark and stormy.
> Based on organ size, planning to consume 1.
> Trying to acquire 1 perfect dark and stormies; max price 92500.
Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 20000 to 92500
mallsearch "perfect dark and stormy"
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 139 to 140
buy 1 perfect dark and stormy for 120 each from shop #2127655 on 20240320
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 140 to 141
Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 92500 to 20000
drink 1 perfect dark and stormy
You gain 21 Adventures
You gain 7 Fortitude
You gain 26 Wizardliness
You gain 20 Roguishness
You gain 3 Drunkenness
You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-3)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 141 to 142
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
>
> Executing Daily Familiars/Acquire amulet coin
familiar Cornbeefadon (39 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 142 to 143
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
use 1 box of Familiar Jacks
You acquire an item: amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 143 to 144
>
> Executing Daily Familiars/Decorate Crimbo Shrub
familiar Crimbo Shrub (44 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 144 to 145
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
use 1 box of old Crimbo decorations
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 145 to 146
Took choice 999/1: Decorate!
choice.php?whichchoice=999&pwd&option=1&topper=3&lights=4&garland=1&gift=2
Preference _shrubDecorated changed from false to true
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 146 to 147
>
> Executing Daily Familiars/Moveable feast
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 147 to 148
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 148 to 149
>
> Executing Daily/Chibi Buddy
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
use 1 ChibiBuddy™ (on)
Preference chibiLastVisit changed from 2320 to 2321
Preference chibiIntelligence changed from 6 to 8
Preference chibiSocialization changed from 3 to 2
Preference chibiAlignment changed from 4 to 2
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 149 to 150
Took choice 627/7: Put your ChibiBuddy™ away
choice.php?whichchoice=627&option=7
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 150 to 151
use 1 ChibiBuddy™ (on)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 151 to 152
Took choice 627/5: Have a ChibiChat™
choice.php?whichchoice=627&option=5
Having a ChibiChat™
Preference _chibiChanged changed from false to true
You acquire an effect: ChibiChanged™ (15)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 152 to 153
>
> Executing Daily/Configure I Voted! Sticker
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
>
> Executing Daily/11th Precinct
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
Visiting the 11th Precinct Headquarters
You acquire cop dollar (3)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 153 to 154
Took choice 1193/1: Take a case (3 more cases today)
choice.php?whichchoice=1193&option=1
wham.php?visit=1
wham.php?ask=killer&visit=1
wham.php?ask=4&visit=1
wham.php?visit=2
wham.php?ask=killer&visit=2
wham.php?visit=3
wham.php?ask=killer&visit=3
wham.php?visit=4
wham.php?ask=killer&visit=4
wham.php?ask=1&visit=4
wham.php?visit=5
wham.php?ask=killer&visit=5
wham.php?visit=6
wham.php?ask=killer&visit=6
wham.php?ask=1&visit=6
wham.php?visit=7
wham.php?ask=killer&visit=7
wham.php?visit=8
wham.php?ask=killer&visit=8
wham.php?visit=9
wham.php?ask=killer&visit=9
wham.php?accuse=1&visit=1
You acquire cop dollar (3)
You acquire cop dollar (2)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 154 to 155
Preference _detectiveCasesCompleted changed from 0 to 1
> Solved the case in 80 minutes, earning 2 bonus dollars.
Visiting the 11th Precinct Headquarters
Took choice 1193/1: Take a case (2 more cases today)
choice.php?whichchoice=1193&option=1
wham.php?visit=1
wham.php?ask=killer&visit=1
wham.php?visit=2
wham.php?ask=killer&visit=2
wham.php?visit=3
wham.php?ask=killer&visit=3
wham.php?visit=4
wham.php?ask=killer&visit=4
wham.php?visit=5
wham.php?ask=killer&visit=5
wham.php?ask=rel&w=1&visit=5
wham.php?visit=6
wham.php?ask=killer&visit=6
wham.php?ask=1&visit=6
wham.php?accuse=8&visit=8
You acquire cop dollar (3)
You acquire cop dollar (3)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 155 to 156
Preference _detectiveCasesCompleted changed from 1 to 2
> Solved the case in 54 minutes, earning 3 bonus dollars.
Visiting the 11th Precinct Headquarters
Took choice 1193/1: Take a case (1 more case today)
choice.php?whichchoice=1193&option=1
wham.php?visit=1
wham.php?ask=killer&visit=1
wham.php?visit=2
wham.php?ask=killer&visit=2
wham.php?ask=1&visit=2
wham.php?accuse=7&visit=7
You acquire cop dollar (3)
You acquire cop dollar (9)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 156 to 157
Preference _detectiveCasesCompleted changed from 2 to 3
> Solved the case in 21 minutes, earning 9 bonus dollars.
>
> Executing Daily/Verify Horsery
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
>
> Executing Daily/Clan Fortune Buff
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
Visiting Fortune Teller in clan VIP lounge
Took choice 1278/1: Consult with Zatara
choice.php?whichchoice=1278&option=1&which=-3&q1=pizza&q2=batman&q3=thick
You acquire an effect: Meet the Meat (100)
Preference _clanFortuneBuffUsed changed from false to true
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 157 to 158
>
> Executing Daily/defective Game Grid token
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 158 to 159
remove from stash: 1 defective Game Grid token
You acquire an item: defective Game Grid token
> Took defective Game Grid token from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 159 to 160
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 160 to 161
use 1 defective Game Grid token
You acquire an effect: Video... Games? (5)
Preference _defectiveTokenUsed changed from false to true
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 161 to 162
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 162 to 163
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 163 to 164
add to stash: 1 defective Game Grid token
> Returned defective Game Grid token to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 164 to 165
>
> Executing Daily/Glenn's golden dice
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
use 1 Glenn's golden dice
You acquire an effect: Boo Tea (10)
You acquire an effect: Grrrrrrreat! (10)
You acquire an effect: Hyperoxygenated Blood (10)
You acquire an effect: Motion (10)
You acquire an effect: Antarctic Memories (10)
Preference _glennGoldenDiceUsed changed from false to true
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 165 to 166
>
> Executing Daily/Clan pool table
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
You acquire an effect: Billiards Belligerence (10)
Preference _crimboTree changed from false to true
Visiting Crimbo Tree in clan VIP lounge
Preference _poolGames changed from 0 to 1
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 166 to 167
>
> Executing Daily/Clan pool table
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
You acquire an effect: Billiards Belligerence (10)
Preference _poolGames changed from 1 to 2
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 167 to 168
>
> Executing Daily/Clan pool table
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
You acquire an effect: Billiards Belligerence (10)
Preference _poolGames changed from 2 to 3
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 168 to 169
>
> Executing Daily/Friar's Blessing
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
friars blessing 2
You acquire an effect: Brother Corsican's Blessing (20)
Preference friarsBlessingReceived changed from false to true
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 169 to 170
>
> Executing Daily/The Legendary Beat
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
use 1 The Legendary Beat
You acquire an effect: Clyde's Blessing (20)
Preference _legendaryBeat changed from false to true
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 170 to 171
>
> Executing Daily/Clan Fortune Consults
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
You are currently a member of Bonus Adventures from Hell
Visiting Hot Dog Stand in clan VIP lounge
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 171 to 172
Visiting Speakeasy in clan VIP lounge
Visiting Floundry in clan VIP lounge
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 172 to 173
Visiting Fortune Teller in clan VIP lounge
Took choice 1278/1: Consult with Zatara
choice.php?whichchoice=1278&option=1&which=1&whichid=3690803&q1=pizza&q2=batman&q3=thick
Preference _clanFortuneConsultUses changed from 0 to 1
You enter your answers and wait for 3690803
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 173 to 174
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 174 to 175
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 175 to 176
>
> Executing Daily/Clan Fortune Consults
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
You are currently a member of Bonus Adventures from Hell
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 176 to 177
Visiting Fortune Teller in clan VIP lounge
Took choice 1278/1: Consult with Zatara
choice.php?whichchoice=1278&option=1&which=1&whichid=3690803&q1=pizza&q2=batman&q3=thick
Preference _clanFortuneConsultUses changed from 1 to 2
You enter your answers and wait for 3690803
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 177 to 178
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 178 to 179
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 179 to 180
>
> Executing Daily/Clan Fortune Consults
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
You are currently a member of Bonus Adventures from Hell
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 180 to 181
Visiting Fortune Teller in clan VIP lounge
Took choice 1278/1: Consult with Zatara
choice.php?whichchoice=1278&option=1&which=1&whichid=3690803&q1=pizza&q2=batman&q3=thick
Preference _clanFortuneConsultUses changed from 2 to 3
You enter your answers and wait for 3690803
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 181 to 182
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 182 to 183
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 183 to 184
>
> Executing Daily/Summon Demon
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
mallsearch "scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil"
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 184 to 185
buy 1 scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil for 250 each from shop #2014777 on 20240320
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 185 to 186
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 186 to 187
summon Catkavug
You acquire an effect: Preternatural Greed (30)
Preference demonSummoned changed from false to true
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 187 to 188
>
> Executing Daily/Source Terminal Enhance
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
Source Terminal: enhance meat.enh
You acquire an effect: meat.enh (50)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 188 to 189
Preference _sourceTerminalEnhanceUses changed from 0 to 1
>
> Executing Daily/Source Terminal Enhance
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
Source Terminal: enhance meat.enh
You acquire an effect: meat.enh (50)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 189 to 190
Preference _sourceTerminalEnhanceUses changed from 1 to 2
>
> Executing Daily/Mad Tea Party Buff
Preference pendingMapReflections changed from 3 to 4
use 1 "DRINK ME" potion
You acquire an effect: Down the Rabbit Hole (20)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 190 to 191
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
equip hat filthy knitted dread sack
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 191 to 192
Visiting the Mad Tea Party
Preference lastEncounter changed from Witchess Puzzles to The Mad Tea Party
Encounter: The Mad Tea Party
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 192 to 193
Took choice 441/1: Try to get a seat
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=441&option=1
You acquire an effect: Dances with Tweedles (30)
Preference _madTeaParty changed from false to true
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 193 to 194
equip hat PirateRealm party hat
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 194 to 195
>
> Executing Daily/Use BittyCar MeatCart
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 195 to 196
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 196 to 197
use 1 BittyCar MeatCar
Preference _bittycar changed from to meatcar
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 197 to 198
>
> Executing Daily/Check Barf Mountain Quest
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
Visiting the Employee Assignment Kiosk
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 198 to 199
> Barf Quests Available:
> Sexism Reduction
> Electrical Maintenance
> Accepting Barf Quest: Electrical Maintenance
Took choice 1066/2: Accept Assignment
choice.php?whichchoice=1066&pwd&option=2
Preference questEStGiveMeFuel changed from unstarted to step1
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 199 to 200
> Completing Barf Quest
Visiting the Employee Assignment Kiosk
Took choice 1066/3: Turn In Globules
choice.php?whichchoice=1066&pwd&option=3
Preference questEStGiveMeFuel changed from step1 to unstarted
You acquire FunFunds™ (3)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 200 to 201
>
> Executing Daily/Configure Snojo
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
Visiting Snojo Control Console
Took choice 1118/2: mysticality training
choice.php?whichchoice=1118&option=2&pwd
>
> Executing Daily/Volcano Quest
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
> Checking volcano quest
Visiting The WLF Bunker
Preference _volcanoItem1 changed from 0 to 8470
Preference _volcanoItemCount1 changed from 0 to 5
Preference _volcanoItem2 changed from 0 to 8499
Preference _volcanoItemCount2 changed from 0 to 1
Preference _volcanoItem3 changed from 0 to 8517
Preference _volcanoItemCount3 changed from 0 to 3
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 201 to 202
Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 20000 to 54870
mallsearch "gooey lava globs"
buy 5 gooey lava globs for 5216 each from shop #3455198 on 20240320
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 202 to 203
Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 54870 to 20000
Visiting The WLF Bunker
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 203 to 204
Took choice 1093/1: Turn In!
choice.php?whichchoice=1093&option=1&pwd
You acquire an item: Volcoino
Preference _volcanoItemRedeemed changed from false to true
Preference _volcanoItem1 changed from 8470 to 0
Preference _volcanoItem2 changed from 8499 to 0
Preference _volcanoItem3 changed from 8517 to 0
Preference _volcanoItemCount1 changed from 5 to 0
Preference _volcanoItemCount2 changed from 1 to 0
Preference _volcanoItemCount3 changed from 3 to 0
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 204 to 205
>
> Executing Daily/Free Volcoino
Maximizer: disco style
equip hat smooth velvet hat
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 205 to 206
equip weapon Mer-kin hookspear
equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
equip back Camp Scout backpack
equip shirt smooth velvet shirt
equip pants smooth velvet pants
equip acc1 smooth velvet hanky
equip acc2 smooth velvet socks
equip acc3 smooth velvet pocket square
Unequip Obtuse Angel
equip familiar Mayflower bouquet
> Maximize: disco style
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
Visiting The Towering Inferno Discotheque
Took choice 1090/7: Go to the sixth floor
choice.php?whichchoice=1090&option=7&pwd
You acquire an item: Volcoino
Preference _infernoDiscoVisited changed from false to true
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 206 to 207
>
> Executing Daily/Free Volcano Mining
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
You gain 1,000 hit points
Preference lastAdventure changed from Dreadsylvanian Castle to The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining)
Preference nextAdventure changed from None to The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining)
[12104] The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining)
equip weapon high-temperature mining drill
Preference lastAdventure changed from The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) to Dreadsylvanian Castle
> Trying a spot.
> Mining at square (2, 6)
Preference lastAdventure changed from Dreadsylvanian Castle to The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining)
[12104] The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining)
Preference lastAdventure changed from The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) to Dreadsylvanian Castle
> Sparkly found at (3, 5).
> Mining at square (3, 5)
Preference lastAdventure changed from Dreadsylvanian Castle to The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining)
[12104] The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining)
You lose 48 hit points
Preference _unaccompaniedMinerUsed changed from 0 to 1
Preference mineLayout6 changed from #52
#53
to #52
#53
#43
Preference lastAdventure changed from The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) to Dreadsylvanian Castle
> Sparkly found at (6, 6).
> Mining at square (6, 6)
Preference lastAdventure changed from Dreadsylvanian Castle to The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining)
[12104] The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining)
You lose 48 hit points
Preference _unaccompaniedMinerUsed changed from 1 to 2
Preference mineLayout6 changed from #52
#53
#43
to #52
#53
#43
#54
Preference lastAdventure changed from The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) to Dreadsylvanian Castle
> Sparkly found at (6, 5).
> Mining at square (6, 5)
Preference lastAdventure changed from Dreadsylvanian Castle to The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining)
[12104] The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining)
You acquire an item: New Age healing crystal
Preference _unaccompaniedMinerUsed changed from 2 to 3
Preference mineLayout6 changed from #52
#53
#43
#54
to #52
#53
#43
#54
#46
Preference lastAdventure changed from The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) to Dreadsylvanian Castle
> No more sparklies here.
> Resetting mine.
Preference lastAdventure changed from Dreadsylvanian Castle to The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining)
[12104] The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining)
Preference mineLayout6 changed from #52
#53
#43
#54
#46
to
Preference lastAdventure changed from The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) to Dreadsylvanian Castle
> Sparkly found at (2, 6).
> Mining at square (2, 6)
Preference lastAdventure changed from Dreadsylvanian Castle to The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining)
[12104] The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining)
You lose 48 hit points
Preference _unaccompaniedMinerUsed changed from 3 to 4
Preference mineLayout6 changed from to #50
Preference lastAdventure changed from The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) to Dreadsylvanian Castle
>
>
> === Report: Results this Session ===
>
> Obtained 0 1,970 carat golds in 5 turns.
> Total session gold value: 0 meat
> Average session value: 0 meat/adventure
> Runtime: 4.0 secs, or 800ms/adv at 0 meat/second
>
>
> === Version Lifetime (data/pjbminer_data.txt) ===
>
> Obtained 2 gold pieces for 39400 meat.
> Used 74 secs to spend 28 adventures.
> Average gain: 1407 meat / adv
>
>
>
>
> Executing Daily Items/Summon Clip Art
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
cast 1 Summon Clip Art
You acquire an item: box of Familiar Jacks
Preference _clipartSummons changed from 0 to 1
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 207 to 208
cast 1 Summon Clip Art
You acquire an item: box of Familiar Jacks
Preference _clipartSummons changed from 1 to 2
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 208 to 209
cast 1 Summon Clip Art
You acquire an item: box of Familiar Jacks
Preference _clipartSummons changed from 2 to 3
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 209 to 210
>
> Executing Daily Items/Chateau Mantegna Desk
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
Collecting potions from continental juice bar
Preference _chateauDeskHarvested changed from false to true
>
> Executing Daily Items/Ice Cold April Shower
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
You acquire shard of double-ice (3)
Preference _aprilShower changed from false to true
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 210 to 211
>
> Executing Daily Items/Cheat Deck of Every Card
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
use 1 Deck of Every Card
Preference lastAdventure changed from Dreadsylvanian Castle to None
Preference nextAdventure changed from The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) to None
[12104] Deck of Every Card
Preference _deckCardsDrawn changed from 0 to 4
play Island (35)
Preference _deckCardsSeen changed from to Island
Preference lastEncounter changed from The Mad Tea Party to Island
Encounter: Island
Preference _deckCardsDrawn changed from 4 to 5
You acquire an item: blue mana
Preference lastAdventure changed from None to Dreadsylvanian Castle
use 1 Deck of Every Card
Preference lastAdventure changed from Dreadsylvanian Castle to None
[12104] Deck of Every Card
Preference _deckCardsDrawn changed from 5 to 9
play Ancestral Recall (40)
Preference _deckCardsSeen changed from Island to Island|Ancestral Recall
Preference lastEncounter changed from Island to Ancestral Recall
Encounter: Ancestral Recall
Preference _deckCardsDrawn changed from 9 to 10
You acquire an item: blue mana
Preference lastAdventure changed from None to Dreadsylvanian Castle
use 1 Deck of Every Card
Preference lastAdventure changed from Dreadsylvanian Castle to None
[12104] Deck of Every Card
Preference _deckCardsSeen changed from Island|Ancestral Recall to Ancestral Recall|Island
Preference _deckCardsDrawn changed from 10 to 14
play Gift Card (41)
Preference _deckCardsSeen changed from Ancestral Recall|Island to Ancestral Recall|Island|Gift Card
Preference lastEncounter changed from Ancestral Recall to Gift Card
Encounter: Gift Card
Preference _deckCardsDrawn changed from 14 to 15
You acquire an item: gift card
Preference lastAdventure changed from None to Dreadsylvanian Castle
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 211 to 212
>
> Executing Daily Items/Source Terminal Extrude
mallsearch "Source essence"
buy 10 Source essence for 100 each from shop #1053259 on 20240320
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 212 to 213
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
Source Terminal: extrude -f food.ext
You acquire an item: browser cookie
Preference _sourceTerminalExtrudes changed from 2 to 3
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 213 to 214
>
> Executing Daily Items/Internet Meme Shop print screen button
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
trading 111 BACON for 1 print screen button
You acquire an item: print screen button
Preference _internetPrintScreenButtonBought changed from false to true
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 214 to 215
>
> Executing Daily Items/Rainbow Gravitation
mallsearch "cold wad"
buy 3 cold wad for 765 each from shop #2125770 on 20240320
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 215 to 216
mallsearch "stench wad"
buy 3 stench wad for 870 each from shop #2125770 on 20240320
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 216 to 217
mallsearch "hot wad"
buy 3 hot wad for 905 each from shop #187675 on 20240320
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 217 to 218
mallsearch "sleaze wad"
buy 3 sleaze wad for 895 each from shop #2125770 on 20240320
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 218 to 219
mallsearch "spooky wad"
buy 3 spooky wad for 694 each from shop #3397571 on 20240320
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 219 to 220
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
cast 3 Rainbow Gravitation
You acquire prismatic wad (3)
Preference prismaticSummons changed from 0 to 3
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 220 to 221
>
> Executing Daily Items/Request Sandwich
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
cast 1 Request Sandwich
>
> Executing Daily Items/Request Sandwich
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
cast 1 Request Sandwich
>
> Executing Daily Items/Request Sandwich
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
cast 1 Request Sandwich
You acquire an item: P.B.L.T.
Preference _requestSandwichSucceeded changed from false to true
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 221 to 222
>
> Executing Daily Items/Tea Tree
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
teatree cuppa Voraci tea
You acquire an item: cuppa Voraci tea
Preference _pottedTeaTreeUsed changed from false to true
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 222 to 223
>
> Executing Daily Items/Check Jick Jar
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
Preference _jickJarAvailable changed from unknown to false
>
> Executing Daily Items/Candy cane sword cane Shrine Meat
equip weapon candy cane sword cane
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
Preference lastAdventure changed from Dreadsylvanian Castle to An Overgrown Shrine (Northeast)
Preference nextAdventure changed from None to An Overgrown Shrine (Northeast)
[12104] An Overgrown Shrine (Northeast)
Preference lastEncounter changed from Gift Card to Air Apparent
Encounter: Air Apparent
Took choice 785/4: Gain 100x level Meat, then pick again
choice.php?whichchoice=785&option=4&pwd
Encounter: Air Apparent
Preference _candyCaneSwordOvergrownShrine changed from false to true
You gain 2,700 Meat
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 223 to 224
Took choice 785/6: skip adventure
choice.php?whichchoice=785&option=6&pwd
>
> Executing Daily Items/Clear Existing Rufus Quest
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
>
> Executing Daily Items/Acquire Candy Map
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
> Trying to acquire 1 maps to candy-rich blocks; max price 55517.
Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 20000 to 55516.68
mallsearch "map to a candy-rich block"
buy 1 map to a candy-rich block for 4000 each from shop #1581073 on 20240320
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 224 to 225
Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 55516 to 20000
Preference choiceAdventure804 changed from to 2
use 1 map to a candy-rich block
Took choice 804/2: Stop Trick-or-Treating
choice.php?whichchoice=804&option=2&pwd
Preference choiceAdventure804 changed from 2 to
Preference _mapToACandyRichBlockUsed changed from false to true
>
> Executing Daily Items/Treat
familiar Trick-or-Treating Tot (56 lbs)
equip weapon porcelain police baton
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 225 to 226
equip off-hand porcelain pepper mill
equip hat porcelain porkpie
equip back porcelain pelerine
equip pants porcelain plus-fours
equip acc1 porcelain phantom mask
> CCS: [default]\n "abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!";"
> Autoattack macro: abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!";
[12104] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You gain 222 hit points
You gain 140 Mojo Points
You gain 105 Beefiness
Preference timesRested changed from 2 to 3
place.php?whichplace=town&action=town_trickortreat
Took choice 804/3: A House
choice.php?whichchoice=804&option=3&whichhouse=0&pwd
You acquire Swizzler (2)
Took choice 804/3: A House
choice.php?whichchoice=804&option=3&whichhouse=1&pwd
You acquire an item: Prunets
Took choice 804/3: A House
choice.php?whichchoice=804&option=3&whichhouse=2&pwd
You acquire Swizzler (2)
Took choice 804/3: A House
choice.php?whichchoice=804&option=3&whichhouse=3&pwd
You acquire porcelain candy dish (2)
Took choice 804/3: A House
choice.php?whichchoice=804&option=3&whichhouse=5&pwd
You acquire an item: Prunets
Took choice 804/3: A House
choice.php?whichchoice=804&option=3&whichhouse=6&pwd
You acquire porcelain candy dish (2)
Took choice 804/3: A House
choice.php?whichchoice=804&option=3&whichhouse=7&pwd
You acquire bag of W&Ws (2)
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference choiceAdventure1324 changed from 0 to 5
Preference choiceAdventure1387 changed from to 2
mallsearch "glass of "milk""
mallsearch "cup of "tea""
mallsearch "thermos of "whiskey""
mallsearch "Lucky Lindy"
mallsearch "Bee's Knees"
mallsearch "Sockdollager"
mallsearch "Ish Kabibble"
mallsearch "Hot Socks"
mallsearch "Phonus Balonus"
mallsearch "Flivver"
mallsearch "Sloppy Jalopy"
familiar Pair of Stomping Boots (85 lbs)
Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, 170.01 "bonus Snow Suit", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 3600 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 485.66 "bonus Mayflower bouquet", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9878.89 "bonus Pantsgiving"
equip hat Crown of Thrones
equip weapon cursed pirate cutlass
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 226 to 227
equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 227 to 228
equip back Camp Scout backpack
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 228 to 229
equip shirt Stephen's lab coat
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 229 to 230
equip pants Pantsgiving
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 230 to 231
use 1 stinky cheese diaper
You lose 155 hit points
You acquire an item: stinky cheese wheel
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 231 to 232
use 1 stinky cheese wheel
You lose 155 hit points
You acquire an item: stinky cheese eye
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 232 to 233
equip acc1 stinky cheese eye
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 233 to 234
equip acc2 Belt of Loathing
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 234 to 235
equip acc3 bakelite badge
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 235 to 236
Unequip Crimbo Shrub
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 236 to 237
equip familiar Mayflower bouquet
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 237 to 238
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 238 to 239
> Maximize: Familiar Weight,Familiar Weight
enthrone Grim Brother (93 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 239 to 240
use 5 pulled blue taffy
You acquire an effect: Blue Swayed (50)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 240 to 241
Preference choiceAdventure163 changed from 1 to 4
Preference choiceAdventure164 changed from 2 to 3
Preference choiceAdventure165 changed from 2 to 4
Preference choiceAdventure166 changed from 3 to 1
Preference choiceAdventure888 changed from 3 to 5
Preference choiceAdventure889 changed from 3 to 5
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 241 to 242
Preference nextAdventure changed from An Overgrown Shrine (Northeast) to The Deep Dark Jungle
Preference lastAdventure changed from An Overgrown Shrine (Northeast) to The Deep Dark Jungle
[12104] The Deep Dark Jungle
Preference lastEncounter changed from Air Apparent to Mercenary of Fortune
Encounter: Mercenary of Fortune
Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from to 20240320161614
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts RETURN!
Round 1: Booty! kicks you in the butt to speed your escape. Thanks, Booty!...
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 0 to 1
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 0 to 1
Preference _banderRunaways changed from 0 to 1
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to Mercenary of Fortune
This combat did not cost a turn
Preference _lastCombatWon changed from true to false
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 242 to 243
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 243 to 244
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
> Maximize: Familiar Weight,Familiar Weight
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 244 to 245
[12104] The Deep Dark Jungle
Preference lastEncounter changed from Mercenary of Fortune to bigface
Encounter: bigface
Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320161614 to 20240320161616
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts RETURN!
Round 1: Booty! kicks you in the butt to speed your escape. Thanks, Booty!...
You acquire an item: Azurite
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 1 to 2
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 1 to 2
Preference _banderRunaways changed from 1 to 2
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from Mercenary of Fortune to bigface
This combat did not cost a turn
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 245 to 246
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 246 to 247
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
> Maximize: Familiar Weight,Familiar Weight
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 247 to 248
[12104] The Deep Dark Jungle
Preference lastEncounter changed from bigface to smoke monster
Encounter: smoke monster
Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320161616 to 20240320161619
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts PERPETRATE MILD EVIL!
You acquire an item: transdermal smoke patch
Round 1: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester shouts down, "I've just finished a perfectly ghastly fairy tale! You simply must read it!"
You acquire an item: grim fairy tale
Preference _grimFairyTaleDropsCrown changed from 0 to 1
Round 1: Booty! holds out the Mayflower bouquet toward your opponent. He stops to smell the flowers instead of attacking you.
Preference _mildEvilPerpetrated changed from 0 to 1
Round 1: mx indigo casts PERPETRATE MILD EVIL!
Round 2: smoke monster takes 1 damage.
You acquire an item: transdermal smoke patch
Round 2: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester shouts down, "I've just finished a perfectly ghastly fairy tale! You simply must read it!"
You acquire an item: grim fairy tale
Preference _grimFairyTaleDropsCrown changed from 1 to 2
Round 2: Booty! holds out the Mayflower bouquet toward your opponent. He stops to smell the flowers instead of attacking you.
Preference _mildEvilPerpetrated changed from 1 to 2
Round 2: mx indigo casts PERPETRATE MILD EVIL!
Round 3: smoke monster takes 1 damage.
You acquire an item: transdermal smoke patch
Round 3: smoke monster takes 10 damage.
Round 3: You lose 72 hit points
Preference _mildEvilPerpetrated changed from 2 to 3
Round 3: mx indigo casts RETURN!
Round 4: Booty! kicks you in the butt to speed your escape. Thanks, Booty!...
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 2 to 3
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 2 to 3
Preference _banderRunaways changed from 2 to 3
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from bigface to smoke monster
This combat did not cost a turn
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 248 to 249
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 249 to 250
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
familiar Mini-Hipster (96 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 250 to 251
equip pants Greatest American Pants
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 251 to 252
Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -pants, 170.01 "bonus Snow Suit", 19350 "bonus ironic moustache", 2250 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 3600 "bonus fixed-gear bicycle", 485.66 "bonus Mayflower bouquet", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 909 "bonus chiptune guitar", 9878.89 "bonus Pantsgiving"
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 252 to 253
> Maximize: Familiar Weight
enthrone Grimstone Golem (98 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 253 to 254
> Wandering at The Deep Dark Jungle for expected value 321.23 (Lovebugs The Deep Dark Jungle)
[12104] The Deep Dark Jungle
Preference lastEncounter changed from smoke monster to Mercenary of Fortune
Encounter: Mercenary of Fortune
Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320161619 to 20240320161625
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Round 1: mx indigo casts RETURN!
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 3 to 4
Preference _navelRunaways changed from 0 to 1
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from smoke monster to Mercenary of Fortune
This combat did not cost a turn
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 254 to 255
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
> Maximize: Familiar Weight
> Wandering at The Deep Dark Jungle for expected value 321.23 (Lovebugs The Deep Dark Jungle)
[12104] The Deep Dark Jungle
Encounter: Mercenary of Fortune
Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320161625 to 20240320161626
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Round 1: mx indigo casts RETURN!
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 4 to 5
Preference _navelRunaways changed from 1 to 2
This combat did not cost a turn
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 255 to 256
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
> Maximize: Familiar Weight
> Wandering at The Deep Dark Jungle for expected value 321.23 (Lovebugs The Deep Dark Jungle)
[12104] The Deep Dark Jungle
Preference lastEncounter changed from Mercenary of Fortune to random scenester
Encounter: random scenester
Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320161626 to 20240320161628
Preference _hipsterAdv changed from 0 to 1
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Round 1: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 2: Scotty! explains the backlash against the backlash against an indie comic book. See, it got too popular, so now everyone criticizes it, so now the cool thing to do is to like it again. Trying to follow the logic opens new neural pathways in your brain.
Round 2: You gain 3 Enchantedness
Round 2: random scenester drops 55 attack power.
Round 2: random scenester drops 57 defense.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 3: random scenester drops 82 attack power.
Round 3: random scenester drops 65 defense.
Round 3: Tourmaline Somber chisels a little piece of Grimstone off himself, carves it into a mask, and hands it down from his perch atop the chair.
You acquire an item: grimstone mask
Preference _grimstoneMaskDropsCrown changed from 0 to 1
Round 3: Scotty! pulls off one of his mismatched argyle socks (that he was wearing ironically under a pair of flip-flops) and wraps it around one of your wounds. Aaaaah.
Round 3: You gain 93 hit points
Round 3: random scenester drops 58 attack power.
Round 3: random scenester drops 53 defense.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
Round 4: You gain 701 hit points
Round 4: Scotty! redeems some food stamps to get himself a snack, and gives you the meat he gets in change.
You gain 390 Meat.
Round 4: random scenester drops 54 attack power.
Round 4: random scenester drops 58 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 5: random scenester takes 22 damage.
Round 5: Scotty! gains the Power of Love! In practical terms, that means he pulls a flaming sword out of his chest and stabs him with it for 853 damage. Man, the Power of Love is a curious thing.
Round 5: random scenester takes 853 damage.
You gain 43 Meat.
Round 5: random scenester drops 50 attack power.
Round 5: random scenester drops 48 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo attacks!
Round 6: random scenester takes 681 damage.
Round 6: Your opponent is too busy explaining the actual definition of irony to Scotty! to attack this round.
Round 6: random scenester drops 54 attack power.
Round 6: random scenester drops 52 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con II, when both CheeseTesting and Mega Brendan complimented you on your dancing.
After Battle: You gain 10 Chutzpah
Your familiar gains a pound: Scotty!, the 9 lb. Mini-Hipster
After Battle: Tourmaline Somber surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: You gain 40 hit points
After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points
After Battle: This type of monster is immune to every sexually-transmitted disease but one. Nobody knows which one.
Preference bookOfFactsGummi changed from 2 to 3
After Battle: You gain 120 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 121 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 271 Smarm
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 5 to 6
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from Mercenary of Fortune to random scenester
This combat did not cost a turn
Preference _lastCombatWon changed from false to true
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 256 to 257
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -pants, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 170.01 "bonus Snow Suit", 19350 "bonus ironic moustache", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 3600 "bonus fixed-gear bicycle", 485.66 "bonus Mayflower bouquet", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 909 "bonus chiptune guitar", 9878.89 "bonus Pantsgiving"
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 257 to 258
> Maximize: Familiar Weight
equip back Buddy Bjorn
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 258 to 259
bjornify none
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 259 to 260
equip back Camp Scout backpack
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 260 to 261
enthrone Flaming Gravy Fairy (98 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 261 to 262
> Wandering at The Deep Dark Jungle for expected value 321.23 (Lovebugs The Deep Dark Jungle)
[12104] The Deep Dark Jungle
Preference lastEncounter changed from random scenester to evil ex-girlfriend
Encounter: evil ex-girlfriend
Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320161628 to 20240320161633
Preference _hipsterAdv changed from 1 to 2
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Round 1: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 2: Scotty! teaches you the subtle differences between an ironic moustache and a regular ol' creepy moustache. You feel a little more moxious.
Round 2: You gain 3 Roguishness
You gain 77 Meat.
Round 2: evil ex-girlfriend drops 51 attack power.
Round 2: evil ex-girlfriend drops 50 defense.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 3: evil ex-girlfriend drops 82 attack power.
Round 3: evil ex-girlfriend drops 66 defense.
Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 3: Scotty! reads a scathing review he wrote of an indie band that is getting too much popular attention. She looks a little demoralized by the sheer level of vitriol.
Round 3: evil ex-girlfriend drops 13 attack power.
Round 3: evil ex-girlfriend drops 7 defense.
Round 3: evil ex-girlfriend drops 54 attack power.
Round 3: evil ex-girlfriend drops 52 defense.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
Round 4: You gain 701 hit points
Round 4: Scotty! holds up a finger with a moustache tattooed on it. You laugh heartily at his ironically clever sight gag, and feel refreshed.
Round 4: You gain 76 hit points
Round 4: You gain 99 Mojo Points
Round 4: evil ex-girlfriend drops 54 attack power.
Round 4: evil ex-girlfriend drops 48 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 5: evil ex-girlfriend takes 30 damage.
Round 5: Scotty! holds up a finger with a moustache tattooed on it. You laugh heartily at his ironically clever sight gag, and feel refreshed.
Round 5: You gain 52 hit points
Round 5: You gain 65 Mojo Points
Round 5: evil ex-girlfriend drops 51 attack power.
Round 5: evil ex-girlfriend drops 52 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo attacks!
Round 6: evil ex-girlfriend takes 687 damage.
Round 6: Scotty! gains the Power of Love! In practical terms, that means he pulls a flaming sword out of his chest and stabs her with it for 876 damage. Man, the Power of Love is a curious thing.
Round 6: evil ex-girlfriend takes 876 damage.
Round 6: evil ex-girlfriend drops 52 attack power.
Round 6: evil ex-girlfriend drops 53 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con X, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
After Battle: You gain 6 Cheek
After Battle: A love spider descends from overhead, drops off a coin, then vanishes into the shadows again.
Preference lovebugsCoinspiracy changed from 3 to 4
Preference _lovebugsCoinspiracy changed from 0 to 1
You acquire an item: Coinspiracy
Your familiar gains a pound: Scotty!, the 10 lb. Mini-Hipster
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: You gain 1 hit point
After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points
After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from tigers, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us.
You acquire an item: weathered barrel
After Battle: You gain 128 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 120 Magicalness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 263 Roguishness
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 6 to 7
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from random scenester to evil ex-girlfriend
This combat did not cost a turn
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 262 to 263
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
cast 1 Summon Taffy
You acquire an item: pulled orange taffy
Preference libramSummons changed from 8 to 9
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 263 to 264
cast 1 Summon Taffy
You acquire an item: pulled violet taffy
Preference libramSummons changed from 9 to 10
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 264 to 265
cast 1 Summon Taffy
You acquire an item: pulled violet taffy
Preference libramSummons changed from 10 to 11
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 265 to 266
cast 1 Disco Leer
You acquire an effect: Disco Leer (10)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 266 to 267
> Maximize: Familiar Weight
> Wandering at The Deep Dark Jungle for expected value 321.23 (Lovebugs The Deep Dark Jungle)
[12104] The Deep Dark Jungle
Preference lastEncounter changed from evil ex-girlfriend to random scenester
Encounter: random scenester
Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320161633 to 20240320161638
Preference _hipsterAdv changed from 2 to 3
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Round 1: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: Scotty! teaches you the subtle differences between an ironic moustache and a regular ol' creepy moustache. You feel a little more moxious.
Round 2: You gain 4 Sarcasm
Round 2: random scenester drops 55 attack power.
Round 2: random scenester drops 57 defense.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 3: random scenester drops 82 attack power.
Round 3: random scenester drops 65 defense.
Round 3: Scotty! gains the Power of Love! In practical terms, that means he pulls a flaming sword out of his chest and stabs him with it for 831 damage. Man, the Power of Love is a curious thing.
Round 3: random scenester takes 831 damage.
Round 3: random scenester drops 57 attack power.
Round 3: random scenester drops 53 defense.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
Round 4: You gain 701 hit points
Round 4: Scotty! reads a scathing review he wrote of an indie band that is getting too much popular attention. He looks a little demoralized by the sheer level of vitriol.
Round 4: random scenester drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: random scenester drops 10 defense.
You gain 62 Meat.
Round 4: random scenester drops 56 attack power.
Round 4: random scenester drops 54 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 5: random scenester takes 16 damage.
Round 5: Scotty! reads a scathing review he wrote of an indie band that is getting too much popular attention. He looks a little demoralized by the sheer level of vitriol.
Round 5: random scenester drops 22 attack power.
Round 5: random scenester drops 24 defense.
Round 5: random scenester drops 54 attack power.
Round 5: random scenester drops 54 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo attacks!
Round 6: random scenester takes 773 damage.
Round 6: Scotty! holds up a finger with a moustache tattooed on it. You laugh heartily at his ironically clever sight gag, and feel refreshed.
Round 6: You gain 83 hit points
Round 6: You gain 93 Mojo Points
Round 6: random scenester drops 53 attack power.
Round 6: random scenester drops 55 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con VIII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
After Battle: You gain 7 Sarcasm
You acquire an item: bag of GORP
Your familiar gains a pound: Scotty!, the 11 lb. Mini-Hipster
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: You gain 1 hit point
After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points
After Battle: This type of monster is immune to every sexually-transmitted disease but one. Nobody knows which one.
Preference bookOfFactsGummi changed from 3 to 0
You acquire an item: ironic jogging shorts
After Battle: You gain 139 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 126 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 243 Chutzpah
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 7 to 8
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from evil ex-girlfriend to random scenester
This combat did not cost a turn
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 267 to 268
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
cast 1 Summon Taffy
You acquire an item: pulled indigo taffy
Preference _taffyRareSummons changed from 1 to 2
Preference libramSummons changed from 11 to 12
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 268 to 269
cast 1 Pyromania
You acquire an effect: Pyromania (10)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 269 to 270
cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 270 to 271
cast 1 Rotten Memories
You acquire an effect: Rotten Memories (10)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 271 to 272
cast 1 Spiky Shell
You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (10)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 272 to 273
cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 273 to 274
> Maximize: Familiar Weight
> Wandering at The Deep Dark Jungle for expected value 321.23 (Lovebugs The Deep Dark Jungle)
[12104] The Deep Dark Jungle
Preference lastEncounter changed from random scenester to smoke monster
Encounter: smoke monster
Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320161638 to 20240320161644
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Round 1: mx indigo casts RETURN!
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 8 to 9
Preference _navelRunaways changed from 2 to 3
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from random scenester to smoke monster
This combat did not cost a turn
Preference _lastCombatWon changed from true to false
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 274 to 275
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
equip acc1 V for Vivala mask
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 275 to 276
Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 170.01 "bonus Snow Suit", 19350 "bonus ironic moustache", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 3600 "bonus fixed-gear bicycle", 485.66 "bonus Mayflower bouquet", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 909 "bonus chiptune guitar", 9878.89 "bonus Pantsgiving"
equip pants Pantsgiving
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 276 to 277
equip acc3 stinky cheese eye
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 277 to 278
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 278 to 279
> Maximize: Familiar Weight
> Wandering at The Deep Dark Jungle for expected value 321.23 (Lovebugs The Deep Dark Jungle)
[12104] The Deep Dark Jungle
Preference lastEncounter changed from smoke monster to peeved roommate
Encounter: peeved roommate
Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320161644 to 20240320161649
Preference _hipsterAdv changed from 3 to 4
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Round 1: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: Scotty! hops on your back for an ironic piggy-back ride. You feel a little stronger after hauling all of that irony around.
Round 2: You gain 3 Strongness
Round 2: peeved roommate drops 53 attack power.
Round 2: peeved roommate drops 47 defense.
Round 2: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 3: peeved roommate drops 173 attack power.
Round 3: peeved roommate drops 132 defense.
You acquire an item: old candy wrapper
Round 3: Scotty! gains the Power of Love! In practical terms, that means he pulls a flaming sword out of his chest and stabs him with it for 855 damage. Man, the Power of Love is a curious thing.
Round 3: peeved roommate takes 855 damage.
Round 3: peeved roommate drops 50 attack power.
Round 3: peeved roommate drops 50 defense.
Preference _pantsgivingCrumbs changed from 0 to 1
Round 3: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 4: peeved roommate drops 67 attack power.
Round 4: peeved roommate drops 57 defense.
Round 4: Scotty! redeems some food stamps to get himself a snack, and gives you the meat he gets in change.
You gain 343 Meat.
Round 4: peeved roommate drops 51 attack power.
Round 4: peeved roommate drops 53 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
Round 5: You gain 701 hit points
Round 5: Scotty! removes his ironic knit cap and shakes some greasy sweat at him for 767 damage.
Round 5: peeved roommate takes 767 damage.
Round 5: peeved roommate drops 55 attack power.
Round 5: peeved roommate drops 50 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con IX, when you and Spaghetti Toby totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
After Battle: You gain 9 Smarm
Your familiar gains a pound: Scotty!, the 12 lb. Mini-Hipster
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: You gain 1 hit point
After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points
After Battle: Did you know that human beings have a large round bone at the top of their spines, which serves as a hollow case to protect their brains? Yoink!
You acquire an item: broken skull
You acquire an item: mole skin notebook
After Battle: You gain 117 Muscleboundness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 118 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 259 Cheek
You gain a Moxie point!
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 9 to 10
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 3 to 4
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from smoke monster to peeved roommate
This combat did not cost a turn
Preference _lastCombatWon changed from false to true
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 279 to 280
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
cast 1 Grease Up
You acquire an effect: Takin' It Greasy (10)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 280 to 281
cast 1 Disco Leer
You acquire an effect: Disco Leer (10)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 281 to 282
cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 282 to 283
> Maximize: Familiar Weight
> Wandering at The Deep Dark Jungle for expected value 321.23 (Lovebugs The Deep Dark Jungle)
[12104] The Deep Dark Jungle
Preference lastEncounter changed from peeved roommate to Venus mantrap
Encounter: Venus mantrap
Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320161649 to 20240320161653
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Round 1: mx indigo casts CREEPY GRIN!
Preference banishedMonsters changed from fluffy bunny:ice house:0 to fluffy bunny:ice house:0:Venus mantrap:v for vivala mask:12103
Preference _vmaskBanisherUsed changed from false to true
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 10 to 11
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 4 to 5
Preference _pantsgivingFullness changed from 0 to 1
Pantsgiving increases max fullness by one to 17.
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from peeved roommate to Venus mantrap
This combat did not cost a turn
Preference _lastCombatWon changed from true to false
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 283 to 284
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
>
> Executing Postcombat/Fill Pantsgiving Fullness
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
mallsearch "possessed sugar cube"
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 284 to 285
> ===== PANTSGIVING DIET =====
> Planning to fight 23 embezzlers and run 423 adventures
> 1 (max 1) jumping horseradish(barf) helpers: Mayozapine value: 52500 (additional value: 25000) price: 7898
> Assuming MPA of 5000, Total Cost 7898, Total Value 52500, Net Value 44602
> Trying to acquire 0 jars of Special Seasoning; max price 5000.
> Considering item Mayozapine.
> Based on organ size, planning to consume 1.
> Considering item jumping horseradish.
> Based on organ size, planning to consume 1.
equip pants Travoltan trousers
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 285 to 286
buy 1 Mayozapine for 900 each from The Mayo Clinic
You spent 900 Meat
You acquire an item: Mayozapine
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 286 to 287
equip pants Pantsgiving
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 287 to 288
> Trying to acquire 1 jumping horseradishes; max price 52500.
eat 1 jumping horseradish
You gain 6 Adventures
You gain 37 Strongness
You gain 56 Magicalness
You gain 60 Chutzpah
You acquire an effect: Kicked in the Sinuses (100)
You gain 1 Fullness
Preference mayoLevel changed from 54 to 55
Mayo Minder™ reminded you to use Mayozapine (1 times)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 288 to 289
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc3, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 170.01 "bonus Snow Suit", 19350 "bonus ironic moustache", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 3600 "bonus fixed-gear bicycle", 485.66 "bonus Mayflower bouquet", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 909 "bonus chiptune guitar", 987.89 "bonus Pantsgiving"
equip acc1 bakelite badge
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 289 to 290
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 290 to 291
> Maximize: Familiar Weight
> Wandering at The Deep Dark Jungle for expected value 321.23 (Lovebugs The Deep Dark Jungle)
[12104] The Deep Dark Jungle
Preference lastEncounter changed from Venus mantrap to bigface
Encounter: bigface
Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320161653 to 20240320161709
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Round 1: mx indigo casts GIVE YOUR OPPONENT THE STINKEYE!
Preference banishedMonsters changed from fluffy bunny:ice house:0:Venus mantrap:v for vivala mask:12103 to fluffy bunny:ice house:0:Venus mantrap:v for vivala mask:12103:bigface:stinky cheese eye:12103
Preference _stinkyCheeseBanisherUsed changed from false to true
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 11 to 12
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 5 to 6
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from Venus mantrap to bigface
This combat did not cost a turn
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 291 to 292
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
familiar Angry Jung Man (98 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 292 to 293
equip weapon The Jokester's gun
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 293 to 294
Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 170.01 "bonus Snow Suit", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 485.66 "bonus Mayflower bouquet", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 987.89 "bonus Pantsgiving"
Unequip Pair of Stomping Boots
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 294 to 295
equip familiar Mayflower bouquet
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 295 to 296
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 296 to 297
> Maximize: Familiar Weight
Preference nextAdventure changed from The Deep Dark Jungle to Lair of the Ninja Snowmen
Preference lastAdventure changed from The Deep Dark Jungle to Lair of the Ninja Snowmen
[12104] Lair of the Ninja Snowmen
Preference lastEncounter changed from bigface to Ninja Snowman Janitor
Encounter: Ninja Snowman Janitor
Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320161709 to 20240320161714
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Round 1: mx indigo casts FIRE THE JOKESTER'S GUN!
Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con II, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: You gain 1 hit point
After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points
After Battle: Dreamy! says, "dancing is an expression of several base human urges, sublimated into a more socially acceptable form of expression," as he does a few pirouettes.
After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from newts, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us.
You acquire an item: pail
You acquire an item: li'l ninja costume
After Battle: You gain 26 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 15 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 33 Cheek
Preference _firedJokestersGun changed from false to true
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 12 to 13
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 6 to 7
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from bigface to Ninja Snowman Janitor
This combat did not cost a turn
Preference _lastCombatWon changed from false to true
Preference jungCharge changed from 1 to 2
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 297 to 298
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
cast 1 Spiky Shell
You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (10)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 298 to 299
cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 299 to 300
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
>
> Executing Free Fight/Tunnel of Love
Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 170.01 "bonus Snow Suit", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 485.66 "bonus Mayflower bouquet", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 987.89 "bonus Pantsgiving"
equip weapon cursed pirate cutlass
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 300 to 301
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 301 to 302
> Maximize: Familiar Weight
> CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 302 to 303
Preference choiceAdventure1223 changed from 0 to 1
Preference choiceAdventure1224 changed from 0 to 2
Preference choiceAdventure1225 changed from 0 to 1
Preference choiceAdventure1226 changed from 0 to 2
Preference choiceAdventure1227 changed from 0 to 1
Preference choiceAdventure1228 changed from 0 to 3
Preference nextAdventure changed from Lair of the Ninja Snowmen to The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
Preference lastAdventure changed from Lair of the Ninja Snowmen to The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
[12104] The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
Preference lastEncounter changed from Ninja Snowman Janitor to The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
Encounter: The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
Took choice 1222/1: Enter the Tunnel
choice.php?whichchoice=1222&option=1&pwd
[12104] The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
Preference lastEncounter changed from The Tunnel of L.O.V.E. to L.O.V. Entrance
Encounter: L.O.V. Entrance
Preference _loveTunnelUsed changed from false to true
Took choice 1223/1: (free) fight LOV Enforcer
choice.php?whichchoice=1223&option=1&pwd
Preference lastEncounter changed from L.O.V. Entrance to LOV Enforcer
Encounter: LOV Enforcer
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
You gain 69 Meat.
Round 1: LOV Enforcer drops 24 attack power.
Round 1: LOV Enforcer drops 26 defense.
Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 2: LOV Enforcer drops 113 attack power.
Round 2: LOV Enforcer drops 91 defense.
You acquire an item: nail file
Round 2: LOV Enforcer drops 23 attack power.
Round 2: LOV Enforcer drops 26 defense.
Preference _pantsgivingCrumbs changed from 1 to 2
Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 3: LOV Enforcer drops 36 attack power.
Round 3: LOV Enforcer drops 29 defense.
Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 3: LOV Enforcer drops 26 attack power.
Round 3: LOV Enforcer drops 27 defense.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
Round 4: You gain 677 hit points
Round 4: LOV Enforcer drops 27 attack power.
Round 4: LOV Enforcer drops 26 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 5: LOV Enforcer takes 20 damage.
Round 5: LOV Enforcer drops 24 attack power.
Round 5: LOV Enforcer drops 25 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo attacks!
Round 6: LOV Enforcer takes 208 damage.
Round 6: LOV Enforcer drops 24 attack power.
Round 6: LOV Enforcer drops 27 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo attacks!
Round 7: LOV Enforcer takes 221 damage.
Round 7: LOV Enforcer drops 25 attack power.
Round 7: LOV Enforcer drops 27 defense.
Round 7: LOV Enforcer takes 3 damage.
Round 7: You lose 58 hit points
Round 7: mx indigo attacks!
Round 8: LOV Enforcer takes 234 damage.
Round 8: LOV Enforcer drops 26 attack power.
Round 8: LOV Enforcer drops 26 defense.
Round 8: Dreamy! holds out the Mayflower bouquet toward your opponent. He stops to smell the flowers instead of attacking you.
Round 8: mx indigo attacks!
Round 9: LOV Enforcer takes 241 damage.
Round 9: LOV Enforcer drops 23 attack power.
Round 9: LOV Enforcer drops 24 defense.
Round 9: Dreamy! holds out the Mayflower bouquet toward your opponent. He stops to smell the flowers instead of attacking you.
Round 9: mx indigo attacks!
Round 10: LOV Enforcer takes 248 damage.
Round 10: LOV Enforcer drops 24 attack power.
Round 10: LOV Enforcer drops 25 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con X, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
After Battle: You gain 7 Enchantedness
After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
Preference lovebugsMuscle changed from 745 to 751
After Battle: You gain 6 Fortitude
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: You gain 40 hit points
After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points
After Battle: Dreamy! says, "the uncontrollable urge to dance is evidence of repressed sexual longing," and does a little soft-shoe.
After Battle: These guys usually have a bunch of extra armpit hair wadded up in a fold of skin somewhere.
You acquire an item: gob of wet hair
After Battle: Dreamy! looks into the Mayflower bouquet, frowns, pulls out an undesirable flower and discards it. It lands in your pocket.
You acquire an item: begpwnia
Preference _mayflowerDrops changed from 0 to 1
After Battle: You gain 122 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 108 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 265 Cheek
You acquire an item: scroll of protection from lycanthropes
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 13 to 14
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 7 to 8
This combat did not cost a turn
Preference jungCharge changed from 2 to 3
[12104] The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
Preference lastEncounter changed from LOV Enforcer to L.O.V. Equipment Room
Encounter: L.O.V. Equipment Room
You gain 18 hit points
You gain 1,375 Mojo Points
Took choice 1224/2: acquire LOV Epaulettes
choice.php?whichchoice=1224&option=2&pwd
[12104] The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
Preference lastEncounter changed from L.O.V. Equipment Room to L.O.V. Engine Room
Encounter: L.O.V. Engine Room
You acquire an item: LOV Epaulettes
Took choice 1225/1: (free) fight LOV Engineer
choice.php?whichchoice=1225&option=1&pwd
Preference lastEncounter changed from L.O.V. Engine Room to LOV Engineer
Encounter: LOV Engineer
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 1: LOV Engineer drops 26 attack power.
Round 1: LOV Engineer drops 26 defense.
Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 2: LOV Engineer drops 120 attack power.
Round 2: LOV Engineer drops 78 defense.
You acquire an item: high-calorie sugar substitute
You gain 71 Meat.
Round 2: LOV Engineer drops 28 attack power.
Round 2: LOV Engineer drops 26 defense.
Preference _pantsgivingCrumbs changed from 2 to 3
Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 3: LOV Engineer drops 36 attack power.
Round 3: LOV Engineer drops 30 defense.
Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 3: LOV Engineer drops 25 attack power.
Round 3: LOV Engineer drops 25 defense.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
Round 4: You gain 677 hit points
Round 4: LOV Engineer drops 24 attack power.
Round 4: LOV Engineer drops 23 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 5: LOV Engineer takes 5 damage.
Round 5: LOV Engineer drops 25 attack power.
Round 5: LOV Engineer drops 26 defense.
Round 5: Dreamy! holds out the Mayflower bouquet toward your opponent. She stops to smell the flowers instead of attacking you.
Round 5: mx indigo attacks!
Round 6: LOV Engineer takes 349 damage.
Round 6: LOV Engineer drops 24 attack power.
Round 6: LOV Engineer drops 23 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo attacks!
Round 7: LOV Engineer takes 358 damage.
Round 7: LOV Engineer drops 28 attack power.
Round 7: LOV Engineer drops 24 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo attacks!
Round 8: LOV Engineer takes 470 damage.
Round 8: LOV Engineer drops 24 attack power.
Round 8: LOV Engineer drops 25 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con IV, when both Mariachi Red and PokeyBaby complimented you on your dancing.
After Battle: You gain 10 Roguishness
After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
Preference lovebugsMysticality changed from 802 to 806
After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness
After Battle: Dreamy! holds the Mayflower bouquet out in front of you, and you stop to smell the flowers. How cute! You pat Dreamy! on the head and offer some words of encouragement and support.
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: You gain 1 hit point
After Battle: You gain 8 Mojo Points
After Battle: Dreamy! says, "It would appear your foe had an unhealthy obsession with material goods. Let us endeavor to help him rid himself of that obsession."
After Battle: These guys will drop a lot more stuff if you turn them upside down and shake them.
After Battle: You gain 130 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 123 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 241 Roguishness
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 14 to 15
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 8 to 9
This combat did not cost a turn
Preference jungCharge changed from 3 to 4
[12104] The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
Preference lastEncounter changed from LOV Engineer to L.O.V. Emergency Room
Encounter: L.O.V. Emergency Room
Took choice 1226/2: 50 adv of Open Heart Surgery (+10 fam weight)
choice.php?whichchoice=1226&option=2&pwd
[12104] The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
Preference lastEncounter changed from L.O.V. Emergency Room to L.O.V. Elbow Room
Encounter: L.O.V. Elbow Room
You acquire an effect: Open Heart Surgery (50)
Took choice 1227/1: (free) fight LOV Equivocator
choice.php?whichchoice=1227&option=1&pwd
Preference lastEncounter changed from L.O.V. Elbow Room to LOV Equivocator
Encounter: LOV Equivocator
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 1: LOV Equivocator drops 25 attack power.
Round 1: LOV Equivocator drops 26 defense.
Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 2: LOV Equivocator drops 96 attack power.
Round 2: LOV Equivocator drops 78 defense.
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: LOV Equivocator drops 27 attack power.
Round 2: LOV Equivocator drops 28 defense.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 3: LOV Equivocator drops 37 attack power.
Round 3: LOV Equivocator drops 29 defense.
Round 3: LOV Equivocator drops 26 attack power.
Round 3: LOV Equivocator drops 26 defense.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
Round 4: You gain 677 hit points
You gain 72 Meat.
Round 4: LOV Equivocator drops 24 attack power.
Round 4: LOV Equivocator drops 25 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 5: LOV Equivocator takes 14 damage.
Round 5: LOV Equivocator drops 26 attack power.
Round 5: LOV Equivocator drops 27 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo attacks!
Round 6: LOV Equivocator takes 325 damage.
Round 6: LOV Equivocator drops 26 attack power.
Round 6: LOV Equivocator drops 26 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo attacks!
Round 7: LOV Equivocator takes 304 damage.
Round 7: LOV Equivocator drops 23 attack power.
Round 7: LOV Equivocator drops 26 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo attacks!
Round 8: LOV Equivocator takes 316 damage.
Round 8: LOV Equivocator drops 26 attack power.
Round 8: LOV Equivocator drops 25 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo attacks!
Round 9: LOV Equivocator takes 404 damage.
Round 9: LOV Equivocator drops 26 attack power.
Round 9: LOV Equivocator drops 26 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con XI, when MariachiWizard the Drunk taught you to play that really complicated board game.
After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: You gain 1 hit point
After Battle: You gain 8 Mojo Points
After Battle: Dreamy! says, "It would appear your foe had an unhealthy obsession with material goods. Let us endeavor to help him rid himself of that obsession."
After Battle: These things are heavier than they look!
After Battle: You gain 3 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 129 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 104 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 263 Roguishness
You acquire an item: Eye Agate
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 15 to 16
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 9 to 10
This combat did not cost a turn
Preference jungCharge changed from 4 to 5
[12104] The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
Preference lastEncounter changed from LOV Equivocator to L.O.V. Emporium
Encounter: L.O.V. Emporium
Took choice 1228/3: acquire LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate
choice.php?whichchoice=1228&option=3&pwd
You acquire an item: LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 303 to 304
Preference choiceAdventure1223 changed from 1 to 0
Preference choiceAdventure1224 changed from 2 to 0
Preference choiceAdventure1225 changed from 1 to 0
Preference choiceAdventure1226 changed from 2 to 0
Preference choiceAdventure1227 changed from 1 to 0
Preference choiceAdventure1228 changed from 3 to 0
>
> Executing Free Fight/Eldritch Tentacle
Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 170.01 "bonus Snow Suit", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 378.81 "bonus Mayflower bouquet", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 987.89 "bonus Pantsgiving"
Preference lastAdventure changed from The Tunnel of L.O.V.E. to Lair of the Ninja Snowmen
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 304 to 305
> Maximize: Familiar Weight
> CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
cast 1 Summon Taffy
You acquire an item: pulled red taffy
Preference libramSummons changed from 12 to 13
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 305 to 306
cast 1 Summon Taffy
You acquire an item: pulled orange taffy
Preference libramSummons changed from 13 to 14
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 306 to 307
cast 1 Summon Taffy
You acquire an item: pulled blue taffy
Preference libramSummons changed from 14 to 15
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 307 to 308
cast 1 Summon Taffy
You acquire an item: pulled orange taffy
Preference libramSummons changed from 15 to 16
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 308 to 309
cast 1 Summon Taffy
You acquire an item: pulled violet taffy
Preference libramSummons changed from 16 to 17
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 309 to 310
cast 1 Summon Taffy
You acquire an item: pulled green taffy
Preference _taffyRareSummons changed from 2 to 3
Preference libramSummons changed from 17 to 18
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 310 to 311
cast 1 Summon Party Favor
You acquire an item: divine blowout
Preference libramSummons changed from 18 to 19
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 311 to 312
cast 1 Summon Party Favor
You acquire an item: divine can of silly string
Preference libramSummons changed from 19 to 20
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 312 to 313
cast 1 Summon Party Favor
You acquire an item: divine noisemaker
Preference libramSummons changed from 20 to 21
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 313 to 314
Visiting a Science Tent
Preference lastEncounter changed from L.O.V. Emporium to Dr. Gordon Stuart, a Scientist
Encounter: Dr. Gordon Stuart, a Scientist
Took choice 1201/2: Can I fight that tentacle you saved for science?
choice.php?whichchoice=1201&option=2&pwd
Preference _eldritchTentacleFought changed from false to true
Preference lastAdventure changed from Lair of the Ninja Snowmen to None
Preference nextAdventure changed from The Tunnel of L.O.V.E. to None
[12104] Dr. Gordon Stuart's Science Tent
Preference lastEncounter changed from Dr. Gordon Stuart, a Scientist to Eldritch Tentacle named Blrghggggrrgglsssss
Encounter: Eldritch Tentacle named Blrghggggrrgglsssss
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 attack power.
Round 1: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 defense.
Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 2: Eldritch Tentacle drops 25 attack power.
Round 2: Eldritch Tentacle drops 25 defense.
You acquire an item: dinner roll
Round 2: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 attack power.
Round 2: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 defense.
Preference _pantsgivingCrumbs changed from 3 to 4
Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle drops 9 attack power.
Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle drops 9 defense.
Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 attack power.
Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 defense.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
Round 4: You gain 677 hit points
Round 4: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 attack power.
Round 4: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 5: Eldritch Tentacle takes 16 damage.
Round 5: Eldritch Tentacle drops 6 attack power.
Round 5: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 defense.
Round 5: Eldritch Tentacle takes 6 damage.
Round 5: You lose 9 hit points
Round 5: mx indigo attacks!
Round 6: Eldritch Tentacle takes 151 damage.
Round 6: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 attack power.
Round 6: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo attacks!
Round 7: Eldritch Tentacle takes 151 damage.
Round 7: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 attack power.
Round 7: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con V, when both Lily the Endless and StinkyGirl the Spectacular complimented you on your dancing.
After Battle: You gain 11 Smarm
You acquire an item: water purification pills
After Battle: Dreamy! holds the Mayflower bouquet out in front of you, and you stop to smell the flowers. It gives you time to reflect on the experience of this fight, and makes it more meaningful to you.
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: You gain 9 hit points
After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points
After Battle: Dreamy! says, "dancing is an expression of several base human urges, sublimated into a more socially acceptable form of expression," as he does a few pirouettes.
After Battle: These guys will drop a lot more stuff if you turn them upside down and shake them.
You acquire an item: eldritch effluvium
You acquire an item: eldritch effluvium
You acquire an item: eldritch effluvium
After Battle: Dreamy! looks into the Mayflower bouquet, frowns, pulls out an undesirable flower and discards it. It lands in your pocket.
You acquire an item: begpwnia
Preference _mayflowerDrops changed from 1 to 2
After Battle: You gain 53 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 45 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 67 Sarcasm
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 16 to 17
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 10 to 11
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from Ninja Snowman Janitor to Eldritch Tentacle
This combat did not cost a turn
Preference jungCharge changed from 5 to 6
Preference eldritchTentaclesFought changed from 14 to 15
Preference lastAdventure changed from None to Lair of the Ninja Snowmen
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 314 to 315
>
> Executing Free Fight/Evoke Eldritch Horror
use 1 crappy waiter disguise
You acquire an effect: Crappily Disguised as a Waiter (5)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 315 to 316
Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 170.01 "bonus Snow Suit", 271.97 "bonus Mayflower bouquet", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 987.89 "bonus Pantsgiving"
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 316 to 317
> Maximize: Familiar Weight
> CCS: [default]\n "if monsterid 2012;while hasskill Awesome Balls of Fire;skill Awesome Balls of Fire;endwhile;while hasskill Eggsplosion;skill Eggsplosion;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 2012;while hasskill Awesome Balls of Fire;skill Awesome Balls of Fire;endwhile;while hasskill Eggsplosion;skill Eggsplosion;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 317 to 318
cast 1 Evoke Eldritch Horror
Preference _eldritchHorrorEvoked changed from false to true
Preference lastAdventure changed from Lair of the Ninja Snowmen to None
[12104] Evoke Eldritch Horror
Preference lastEncounter changed from Eldritch Tentacle named Blrghggggrrgglsssss to Eldritch Tentacle named Blrgglsssssblrg
Encounter: Eldritch Tentacle named Blrgglsssssblrg
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 1: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 attack power.
Round 1: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 defense.
Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 2: Eldritch Tentacle drops 31 attack power.
Round 2: Eldritch Tentacle drops 25 defense.
You acquire an item: dented spoon
Round 2: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 attack power.
Round 2: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 defense.
Round 2: Eldritch Tentacle takes 4 damage.
Round 2: You lose 10 hit points
Preference _pantsgivingCrumbs changed from 4 to 5
Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle drops 9 attack power.
Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle drops 9 defense.
Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 attack power.
Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 defense.
Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle takes 5 damage.
Round 3: You lose 9 hit points
Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
Round 4: You gain 677 hit points
You gain 69 Meat.
Round 4: Eldritch Tentacle drops 6 attack power.
Round 4: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 defense.
Round 4: Eldritch Tentacle takes 7 damage.
Round 4: You lose 2 hit points
Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 5: Eldritch Tentacle takes 9 damage.
Round 5: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 attack power.
Round 5: Eldritch Tentacle drops 6 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo attacks!
Round 6: Eldritch Tentacle takes 152 damage.
Round 6: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 attack power.
Round 6: Eldritch Tentacle drops 8 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo attacks!
Round 7: Eldritch Tentacle takes 151 damage.
Round 7: Eldritch Tentacle drops 7 attack power.
Round 7: Eldritch Tentacle drops 6 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VI, when both Yellow Destiny and InsaneBlaster complimented you on your dancing.
After Battle: You gain 10 Cheek
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: You gain 2 hit points
After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points
After Battle: Dreamy! says, "as this monster has no meat, I shall collect my fee for psychoanalysis in material goods."
After Battle: These guys will drop a lot more stuff if you turn them upside down and shake them.
You acquire an item: eldritch effluvium
You acquire an item: eldritch effluvium
You acquire an item: eldritch effluvium
After Battle: Dreamy! looks into the Mayflower bouquet, frowns, pulls out an undesirable flower and discards it. It lands in your pocket.
You acquire an item: tin magnolia
Preference _mayflowerDrops changed from 2 to 3
After Battle: You gain 49 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 35 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 76 Cheek
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 17 to 18
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 11 to 12
This combat did not cost a turn
Preference jungCharge changed from 6 to 7
Preference eldritchTentaclesFought changed from 15 to 16
Preference lastAdventure changed from None to Lair of the Ninja Snowmen
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 318 to 319
>
> Executing Free Fight/Machine Elf
Preference nextAdventure changed from None to The Deep Machine Tunnels
familiar Machine Elf (108 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 319 to 320
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 320 to 321
Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe"
equip pants repaid diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 321 to 322
equip familiar Snow Suit
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 322 to 323
Preference lastEncounter changed from Eldritch Tentacle named Blrgglsssssblrg to Tailor the Snow Suit
Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 323 to 324
Took choice 640/5: Restores 1-10 MP after combat
choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=5
Preference snowsuit changed from nose to hat
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 324 to 325
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 325 to 326
> Maximize: Familiar Weight
Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit
Took choice 640/3: +10% item drops, can drop carrot nose
choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=3
Preference snowsuit changed from hat to nose
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 326 to 327
> CCS: [default]\n "if monsterid 1861;if hascombatitem abstraction: thought;use abstraction: thought;endif;endif;if monsterid 1860;if hascombatitem abstraction: action;use abstraction: action;endif;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 1861;if hascombatitem abstraction: thought;use abstraction: thought;endif;endif;if monsterid 1860;if hascombatitem abstraction: action;use abstraction: action;endif;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
Preference choiceAdventure1119 changed from 0 to 6
> Trying to acquire 1 abstraction: thoughts; max price 1170.
> Trying to acquire 1 abstraction: actions; max price 4401.
Preference lastAdventure changed from Lair of the Ninja Snowmen to The Deep Machine Tunnels
[12104] The Deep Machine Tunnels
Preference lastEncounter changed from Tailor the Snow Suit to Recognizer of Meaning
Encounter: Recognizer of Meaning
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo uses the abstraction: action!
You acquire an item: abstraction: joy
Round 1: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
Round 4: You gain 1 or more hit points
Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 5: mx indigo attacks!
Round 6: mx indigo attacks!
Round 7: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 1 or more hit points
After Battle: You gain 1 or more Mojo points
After Battle: Tranklin clucks his tongue and time starts passing again. This makes you realize that no time had passed while you were fighting that weird monster.
After Battle: I bet you didn't know that the Thinker of Thoughts has a secret orifice that grants great shame to anyone who sees it.
You gain an effect.Impromptu grammar lesson: Shamed (1)
After Battle: You gain 50 Enchantedness
You gain a Moxie point!
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 18 to 19
Preference encountersUntilDMTChoice changed from 43 to 42
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from Eldritch Tentacle to Thinker of Thoughts
This combat did not cost a turn
Preference _machineTunnelsAdv changed from 0 to 1
Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 0 to 1
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 327 to 328
>
> Executing Free Fight/Machine Elf
> Maximize: Familiar Weight
> CCS: [default]\n "if monsterid 1861;if hascombatitem abstraction: thought;use abstraction: thought;endif;endif;if monsterid 1860;if hascombatitem abstraction: action;use abstraction: action;endif;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 1861;if hascombatitem abstraction: thought;use abstraction: thought;endif;endif;if monsterid 1860;if hascombatitem abstraction: action;use abstraction: action;endif;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
cast 1 Summon Party Favor
You acquire an item: divine noisemaker
Preference libramSummons changed from 21 to 22
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 328 to 329
> Trying to acquire 1 abstraction: thoughts; max price 1170.
> Trying to acquire 1 abstraction: actions; max price 4401.
[12104] The Deep Machine Tunnels
Preference lastEncounter changed from Recognizer of Meaning to Advancer of Concepts and Machinations
Encounter: Advancer of Concepts and Machinations
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 1: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 2: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
Round 3: You gain 1 or more hit points
Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 4: mx indigo attacks!
Round 5: mx indigo attacks!
You gain 54 Meat
Round 6: mx indigo wins the fight!
You acquire an item: pixel bread
After Battle: You gain 1 or more hit points
After Battle: You gain 1 or more Mojo points
After Battle: Tranklin clucks his tongue and time starts passing again. This makes you realize that no time had passed while you were fighting that weird monster.
After Battle: For some reason, these things leave a weird feather behind after they're defeated.
You acquire an item: fetid feather
You acquire an item: abstraction: action
You acquire an item: moist barrel
You acquire an item: abstraction: action
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 19 to 20
Preference encountersUntilDMTChoice changed from 42 to 41
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from Thinker of Thoughts to Performer of Actions
This combat did not cost a turn
Preference _machineTunnelsAdv changed from 1 to 2
Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 1 to 2
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 329 to 330
>
> Executing Free Fight/Machine Elf
> Maximize: Familiar Weight
> CCS: [default]\n "if monsterid 1861;if hascombatitem abstraction: thought;use abstraction: thought;endif;endif;if monsterid 1860;if hascombatitem abstraction: action;use abstraction: action;endif;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 1861;if hascombatitem abstraction: thought;use abstraction: thought;endif;endif;if monsterid 1860;if hascombatitem abstraction: action;use abstraction: action;endif;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
> Trying to acquire 1 abstraction: thoughts; max price 1170.
> Trying to acquire 1 abstraction: actions; max price 4401.
[12104] The Deep Machine Tunnels
Preference lastEncounter changed from Advancer of Concepts and Machinations to Detector of Mouthfeels and Smells
Encounter: Detector of Mouthfeels and Smells
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo uses the abstraction: thought!
You acquire an item: abstraction: certainty
Round 1: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
Round 4: You gain 1 or more hit points
Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 5: mx indigo attacks!
Round 6: mx indigo attacks!
Round 7: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gain 6 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 1 or more hit points
After Battle: You gain 1 or more Mojo points
After Battle: Tranklin clucks his tongue and time starts passing again. This makes you realize that no time had passed while you were fighting that weird monster.
After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Perceiver of Sensations keeps itself hydrated by storing emergency water in its butt, like a camel.
You gain an effect.Impromptu grammar lesson: Ultrahydrated (1)
You acquire an item: moist barrel
You acquire an item: abstraction: category
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 20 to 21
Preference encountersUntilDMTChoice changed from 41 to 40
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from Performer of Actions to Perceiver of Sensations
This combat did not cost a turn
Preference _machineTunnelsAdv changed from 2 to 3
Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 2 to 3
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 330 to 331
>
> Executing Free Fight/Machine Elf
> Maximize: Familiar Weight
> CCS: [default]\n "if monsterid 1861;if hascombatitem abstraction: thought;use abstraction: thought;endif;endif;if monsterid 1860;if hascombatitem abstraction: action;use abstraction: action;endif;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 1861;if hascombatitem abstraction: thought;use abstraction: thought;endif;endif;if monsterid 1860;if hascombatitem abstraction: action;use abstraction: action;endif;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
> Trying to acquire 1 abstraction: thoughts; max price 1170.
> Trying to acquire 1 abstraction: actions; max price 4401.
[12104] The Deep Machine Tunnels
Preference lastEncounter changed from Detector of Mouthfeels and Smells to Smeller of Smells and Textures
Encounter: Smeller of Smells and Textures
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo uses the abstraction: thought!
You acquire an item: abstraction: certainty
Round 1: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
You gain 49 Meat
Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
Round 4: You gain 1 or more hit points
Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 5: mx indigo attacks!
Round 6: mx indigo attacks!
Round 7: mx indigo wins the fight!
You acquire an item: magical baguette
You acquire an item: carrot nose
Preference _carrotNoseDrops changed from 0 to 1
After Battle: You gain 1 or more hit points
After Battle: You gain 1 or more Mojo points
After Battle: Tranklin clucks his tongue and time starts passing again. This makes you realize that no time had passed while you were fighting that weird monster.
After Battle: Most biologists believe that the Perceiver of Sensations keeps itself hydrated by storing emergency water in its butt, like a camel.
You gain an effect.Impromptu grammar lesson: Ultrahydrated (1)
After Battle: You gain 51 Fortitude
You gain a Muscle point!
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 21 to 22
Preference encountersUntilDMTChoice changed from 40 to 39
This combat did not cost a turn
Preference _machineTunnelsAdv changed from 3 to 4
Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 3 to 4
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 331 to 332
>
> Executing Free Fight/Machine Elf
> Maximize: Familiar Weight
> CCS: [default]\n "if monsterid 1861;if hascombatitem abstraction: thought;use abstraction: thought;endif;endif;if monsterid 1860;if hascombatitem abstraction: action;use abstraction: action;endif;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 1861;if hascombatitem abstraction: thought;use abstraction: thought;endif;endif;if monsterid 1860;if hascombatitem abstraction: action;use abstraction: action;endif;endif;if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
cast 1 Summon Party Favor
You acquire an item: divine noisemaker
Preference libramSummons changed from 22 to 23
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 332 to 333
cast 1 Summon Party Favor
You acquire an item: divine champagne popper
Preference _favorRareSummons changed from 0 to 1
Preference libramSummons changed from 23 to 24
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 333 to 334
cast 1 Summon Taffy
You acquire an item: pulled violet taffy
Preference libramSummons changed from 24 to 25
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 334 to 335
cast 1 Summon Taffy
You acquire an item: pulled orange taffy
Preference libramSummons changed from 25 to 26
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 335 to 336
> Trying to acquire 1 abstraction: thoughts; max price 1170.
> Trying to acquire 1 abstraction: actions; max price 4401.
[12104] The Deep Machine Tunnels
Preference lastEncounter changed from Smeller of Smells and Textures to Interpreter of Answers and Evidence
Encounter: Interpreter of Answers and Evidence
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo uses the abstraction: action!
You acquire an item: abstraction: joy
Round 1: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
Round 4: You gain 1 or more hit points
Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 5: mx indigo attacks!
You gain 48 Meat
Round 6: mx indigo attacks!
Round 7: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gain 9 Cheek
After Battle: You gain 1 or more hit points
After Battle: You gain 1 or more Mojo points
After Battle: Tranklin clucks his tongue and time starts passing again. This makes you realize that no time had passed while you were fighting that weird monster.
After Battle: I bet you didn't know that the Thinker of Thoughts has a secret orifice that grants great shame to anyone who sees it.
You gain an effect.Impromptu grammar lesson: Shamed (1)
After Battle: You gain 55 Roguishness
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 22 to 23
Preference encountersUntilDMTChoice changed from 39 to 38
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from Perceiver of Sensations to Thinker of Thoughts
This combat did not cost a turn
Preference _machineTunnelsAdv changed from 4 to 5
Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 4 to 5
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 336 to 337
>
> Executing Free Fight/Witchess
familiar Angry Jung Man (128 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 337 to 338
Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 165.12 "bonus Mayflower bouquet", 170.01 "bonus Snow Suit", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 987.89 "bonus Pantsgiving"
equip pants Pantsgiving
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 338 to 339
Unequip Machine Elf
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 339 to 340
equip familiar Snow Suit
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 340 to 341
Preference lastEncounter changed from Interpreter of Answers and Evidence to Tailor the Snow Suit
Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 341 to 342
Took choice 640/5: Restores 1-10 MP after combat
choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=5
Preference snowsuit changed from nose to hat
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 342 to 343
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 343 to 344
> Maximize: Familiar Weight
Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit
Took choice 640/3: +10% item drops, can drop carrot nose
choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=3
Preference snowsuit changed from hat to nose
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 344 to 345
> CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
cast 1 Summon Taffy
You acquire an item: pulled green taffy
Preference _taffyRareSummons changed from 3 to 4
Preference libramSummons changed from 26 to 27
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 345 to 346
cast 1 Summon BRICKOs
You acquire BRICKO brick (3)
Preference libramSummons changed from 27 to 28
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 346 to 347
cast 1 Summon BRICKOs
You acquire BRICKO brick (2)
You acquire an item: BRICKO eye brick
Preference _brickoEyeSummons changed from 1 to 2
Preference libramSummons changed from 28 to 29
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 347 to 348
Preference lastAdventure changed from The Deep Machine Tunnels to None
Preference nextAdventure changed from The Deep Machine Tunnels to None
[12104] Your Witchess Set
Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
Preference lastEncounter changed from Tailor the Snow Suit to Play against the Witchess Pieces
Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
Took choice 1182/1: Play against the Witchess pieces
Preference lastEncounter changed from Play against the Witchess Pieces to Witchess Knight
Encounter: Witchess Knight
Preference _witchessFights changed from 0 to 1
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
You gain 69 Meat.
Round 1: Witchess Knight drops 16 attack power.
Round 1: Witchess Knight drops 14 defense.
Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 2: Witchess Knight drops 53 attack power.
Round 2: Witchess Knight drops 45 defense.
You acquire an item: high-calorie sugar substitute
Round 2: Witchess Knight drops 14 attack power.
Round 2: Witchess Knight drops 12 defense.
Preference _pantsgivingCrumbs changed from 5 to 6
Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 17 attack power.
Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 17 defense.
Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 14 attack power.
Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 15 defense.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
Round 4: You gain 678 hit points
Round 4: Witchess Knight drops 15 attack power.
Round 4: Witchess Knight drops 14 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 5: Witchess Knight takes 20 damage.
Round 5: Witchess Knight drops 14 attack power.
Round 5: Witchess Knight drops 16 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo attacks!
Round 6: Witchess Knight takes 1662 damage.
Round 6: Witchess Knight drops 15 attack power.
Round 6: Witchess Knight drops 13 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con X, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
After Battle: You gain 7 Magicalness
After Battle: Dreamy! pops the carrot nose off of the snow suit and hands it to you, then replaces it with another carrot that's a slightly different shape. Snowman plastic surgery is pretty simple.
You acquire an item: carrot nose
Preference _carrotNoseDrops changed from 1 to 2
After Battle: Dreamy! bumps into some extra stuff with the snow suit's carrot nose, and shares what he finds with you.
You acquire an item: Camp Scout pup tent
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: You gain 1 hit point
After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points
After Battle: Dreamy! says, "as this monster has no meat, I shall collect my fee for psychoanalysis in material goods."
After Battle: This type of monster is immune to every sexually-transmitted disease but one. Nobody knows which one.
Preference bookOfFactsPinata changed from 1 to 0
You acquire an item: jumping horseradish
After Battle: You gain 51 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 45 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 64 Cheek
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 23 to 24
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 12 to 13
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from Thinker of Thoughts to Witchess Knight
This combat did not cost a turn
Preference jungCharge changed from 7 to 8
Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 5 to 6
Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Deep Machine Tunnels
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 348 to 349
>
> Executing Free Fight/Witchess
> Maximize: Familiar Weight
> CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
Preference lastAdventure changed from The Deep Machine Tunnels to None
[12104] Your Witchess Set
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 349 to 350
Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
Preference lastEncounter changed from Witchess Knight to Play against the Witchess Pieces
Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
Took choice 1182/1: Play against the Witchess pieces
Preference lastEncounter changed from Play against the Witchess Pieces to Witchess Knight
Encounter: Witchess Knight
Preference _witchessFights changed from 1 to 2
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: Witchess Knight drops 15 attack power.
Round 1: Witchess Knight drops 15 defense.
Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 2: Witchess Knight drops 57 attack power.
Round 2: Witchess Knight drops 57 defense.
Round 2: Witchess Knight drops 15 attack power.
Round 2: Witchess Knight drops 15 defense.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 16 attack power.
Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 16 defense.
Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 14 attack power.
Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 13 defense.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
Round 4: You gain 678 hit points
Round 4: Witchess Knight drops 14 attack power.
Round 4: Witchess Knight drops 13 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 5: Witchess Knight takes 26 damage.
Round 5: Witchess Knight drops 14 attack power.
Round 5: Witchess Knight drops 13 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo attacks!
Round 6: Witchess Knight takes 1641 damage.
Round 6: Witchess Knight drops 15 attack power.
Round 6: Witchess Knight drops 14 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VII, when both CheeseSexyDude and RavioliMaker complimented you on your dancing.
After Battle: You gain 11 Cheek
After Battle: Dreamy! bumps into some extra stuff with the snow suit's carrot nose, and shares what he finds with you.
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: You gain 1 hit point
After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points
After Battle: Dreamy! says, "as this monster has no meat, I shall collect my fee for psychoanalysis in material goods."
After Battle: Did you know that on average every other Witchess Knight is actually a piñata? Sure enough, you see some candy oozing out of a hole and grab some to eat.
Preference bookOfFactsPinata changed from 0 to 1
You acquire an effect: Sweet and Yellow (10)
You acquire an item: jumping horseradish
After Battle: You gain 52 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 27 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 82 Chutzpah
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 24 to 25
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 13 to 14
This combat did not cost a turn
Preference jungCharge changed from 8 to 9
Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 6 to 7
Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Deep Machine Tunnels
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 350 to 351
>
> Executing Free Fight/Witchess
> Maximize: Familiar Weight
> CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
Preference lastAdventure changed from The Deep Machine Tunnels to None
[12104] Your Witchess Set
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 351 to 352
Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
Preference lastEncounter changed from Witchess Knight to Play against the Witchess Pieces
Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
Took choice 1182/1: Play against the Witchess pieces
Preference lastEncounter changed from Play against the Witchess Pieces to Witchess Knight
Encounter: Witchess Knight
Preference _witchessFights changed from 2 to 3
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 1: Witchess Knight drops 15 attack power.
Round 1: Witchess Knight drops 14 defense.
Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 2: Witchess Knight drops 53 attack power.
Round 2: Witchess Knight drops 49 defense.
Round 2: Witchess Knight drops 15 attack power.
Round 2: Witchess Knight drops 14 defense.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 17 attack power.
Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 17 defense.
Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 15 attack power.
Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 16 defense.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
Round 4: You gain 678 hit points
Round 4: Witchess Knight drops 15 attack power.
Round 4: Witchess Knight drops 15 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 5: Witchess Knight takes 30 damage.
Round 5: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 5: Witchess Knight drops 16 attack power.
Round 5: Witchess Knight drops 16 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo attacks!
Round 6: Witchess Knight takes 1617 damage.
Round 6: Witchess Knight drops 15 attack power.
Round 6: Witchess Knight drops 13 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con XI, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness
After Battle: Dreamy! sees some extra stuff through the snow suit's coal eyes and points it out to you.
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: You gain 1 hit point
After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points
After Battle: Dreamy! says, "dancing is an expression of several base human urges, sublimated into a more socially acceptable form of expression," as he does a few pirouettes.
After Battle: This type of monster is immune to every sexually-transmitted disease but one. Nobody knows which one.
Preference bookOfFactsPinata changed from 1 to 0
You acquire an item: jumping horseradish
After Battle: You gain 49 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 45 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 66 Chutzpah
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 25 to 26
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 14 to 15
This combat did not cost a turn
Preference jungCharge changed from 9 to 10
Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 7 to 8
Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Deep Machine Tunnels
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 352 to 353
>
> Executing Free Fight/Witchess
> Maximize: Familiar Weight
> CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
Preference lastAdventure changed from The Deep Machine Tunnels to None
[12104] Your Witchess Set
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 353 to 354
Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
Preference lastEncounter changed from Witchess Knight to Play against the Witchess Pieces
Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
Took choice 1182/1: Play against the Witchess pieces
Preference lastEncounter changed from Play against the Witchess Pieces to Witchess Knight
Encounter: Witchess Knight
Preference _witchessFights changed from 3 to 4
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 1: Witchess Knight drops 15 attack power.
Round 1: Witchess Knight drops 17 defense.
Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 2: Witchess Knight drops 61 attack power.
Round 2: Witchess Knight drops 48 defense.
You gain 46 Meat.
Round 2: Witchess Knight drops 15 attack power.
Round 2: Witchess Knight drops 15 defense.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 16 attack power.
Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 17 defense.
Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 15 attack power.
Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 15 defense.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
Round 4: You gain 678 hit points
Round 4: Witchess Knight drops 14 attack power.
Round 4: Witchess Knight drops 16 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 5: Witchess Knight takes 22 damage.
Round 5: Witchess Knight drops 14 attack power.
Round 5: Witchess Knight drops 15 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo attacks!
Round 6: Witchess Knight takes 1619 damage.
Round 6: Witchess Knight drops 15 attack power.
Round 6: Witchess Knight drops 15 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con IX, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
After Battle: You gain 6 Cheek
After Battle: Dreamy! sweeps the snow suit's twiggy arms around, helping you find extra stuff.
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: You gain 1 hit point
After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points
After Battle: Dreamy! says, "the urge to dance demonstrates repressed feelings of inadequacy about one's psychoanalytical abilities," and does a little dance.
After Battle: Did you know that on average every other Witchess Knight is actually a piñata? Sure enough, you see some candy oozing out of a hole and grab some to eat.
Preference bookOfFactsPinata changed from 0 to 1
You acquire an effect: Sweet and Yellow (10)
You acquire an item: jumping horseradish
After Battle: You gain 48 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 37 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 75 Chutzpah
You gain a Moxie point!
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 26 to 27
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 15 to 16
This combat did not cost a turn
Preference jungCharge changed from 10 to 11
Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 8 to 9
Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Deep Machine Tunnels
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 354 to 355
>
> Executing Free Fight/Witchess
> Maximize: Familiar Weight
> CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
Preference lastAdventure changed from The Deep Machine Tunnels to None
[12104] Your Witchess Set
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 355 to 356
Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
Preference lastEncounter changed from Witchess Knight to Play against the Witchess Pieces
Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
Took choice 1182/1: Play against the Witchess pieces
Preference lastEncounter changed from Play against the Witchess Pieces to Witchess Knight
Encounter: Witchess Knight
Preference _witchessFights changed from 4 to 5
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 1: Witchess Knight drops 14 attack power.
Round 1: Witchess Knight drops 13 defense.
Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 2: Witchess Knight drops 41 attack power.
Round 2: Witchess Knight drops 61 defense.
You gain 54 Meat.
Round 2: Witchess Knight drops 16 attack power.
Round 2: Witchess Knight drops 15 defense.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 17 attack power.
Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 16 defense.
Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 16 attack power.
Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 16 defense.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
Round 4: You gain 678 hit points
Round 4: Witchess Knight drops 15 attack power.
Round 4: Witchess Knight drops 14 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 5: Witchess Knight takes 22 damage.
Round 5: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 5: Witchess Knight drops 14 attack power.
Round 5: Witchess Knight drops 14 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo attacks!
Round 6: Witchess Knight takes 1627 damage.
Round 6: Witchess Knight drops 13 attack power.
Round 6: Witchess Knight drops 17 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con II, when you and Insane Abigail took turns doing benchpresses with Omega Abigail's car. Wait, did that really happen?
After Battle: You gain 9 Strengthliness
After Battle: Dreamy! rolls around in the snow suit, giving you any extra items that stick to it.
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: You gain 1 hit point
After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points
After Battle: Dreamy! says, "as this monster has no meat, I shall collect my fee for psychoanalysis in material goods."
After Battle: This type of monster is immune to every sexually-transmitted disease but one. Nobody knows which one.
Preference bookOfFactsPinata changed from 1 to 0
You acquire an item: jumping horseradish
After Battle: You gain 46 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 44 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 71 Chutzpah
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 27 to 28
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 16 to 17
This combat did not cost a turn
Preference jungCharge changed from 11 to 12
Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 9 to 10
Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Deep Machine Tunnels
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 356 to 357
>
> Executing Free Fight/The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Preference nextAdventure changed from None to The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
> Maximize: Familiar Weight
> CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
Preference lastAdventure changed from The Deep Machine Tunnels to The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
[12104] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Preference lastEncounter changed from Witchess Knight to the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Preference _snojoParts changed from 0 to 1
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense.
Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
You acquire an item: dinner roll
You gain 56 Meat.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense.
Preference _pantsgivingCrumbs changed from 6 to 7
Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 1 attack power.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 defense.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
Round 4: You gain 678 hit points
Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 attack power.
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo attacks!
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 2062 damage.
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo wins the fight!
You acquire an item: ice rice
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con IV, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
After Battle: You gain 8 Strongness
After Battle: Dreamy! shuffles around in his snow suit, helping you find extra stuff.
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: You gain 1 hit point
After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points
After Battle: Dreamy! says, "as this monster has no meat, I shall collect my fee for psychoanalysis in material goods."
After Battle: Renowned biologist Dr. Hondo Rosencranz discovered that the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman's kidneys smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10)
You acquire an item: little firkin
After Battle: You gain 21 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 22 Sarcasm
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 28 to 29
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 17 to 18
This combat did not cost a turn
Preference jungCharge changed from 12 to 13
Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 10 to 11
Preference _snojoFreeFights changed from 0 to 1
Preference snojoMysticalityWins changed from 20 to 21
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 357 to 358
>
> Executing Free Fight/The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
> Maximize: Familiar Weight
> CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
cast 1 Summon BRICKOs
You acquire BRICKO brick (2)
You acquire an item: BRICKO eye brick
Preference _brickoEyeSummons changed from 2 to 3
Preference libramSummons changed from 29 to 30
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 358 to 359
[12104] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Preference _snojoParts changed from 1 to 2
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 defense.
Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 defense.
You acquire an item: dry cleaning receipt
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
Preference _pantsgivingCrumbs changed from 7 to 8
Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 1 attack power.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 defense.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
Round 4: You gain 678 hit points
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
Round 5: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo attacks!
Round 6: You lose 2 hit points
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1126 damage.
You gain 66 Meat.
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con XI, when you armwrestled BurritoChef. You lost, but it was a good workout!
After Battle: You gain 7 Strengthliness
After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
Preference lovebugsMoxie changed from 984 to 990
After Battle: You gain 6 Smarm
After Battle: Dreamy! bumps into some extra stuff with the snow suit's carrot nose, and shares what he finds with you.
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: You gain 2 hit points
After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points
After Battle: Dreamy! says, "the uncontrollable urge to dance is evidence of repressed sexual longing," and does a little soft-shoe.
After Battle: Renowned biologist Dr. Hondo Rosencranz discovered that the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman's kidneys smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10)
After Battle: You gain 24 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 12 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 19 Sarcasm
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 29 to 30
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 18 to 19
This combat did not cost a turn
Preference jungCharge changed from 13 to 14
Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 11 to 12
Preference _snojoFreeFights changed from 1 to 2
Preference snojoMysticalityWins changed from 21 to 22
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 359 to 360
>
> Executing Free Fight/The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
> Maximize: Familiar Weight
> CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12104] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Preference _snojoParts changed from 2 to 3
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 9 defense.
You acquire an item: old school beer pull tab
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
Preference _pantsgivingCrumbs changed from 8 to 9
Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 1 attack power.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense.
You gain 45 Meat.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
Round 4: You gain 678 hit points
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo attacks!
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 2026 damage.
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con X, when RottenGarrett taught you to play that really complicated board game.
After Battle: You gain 8 Enchantedness
After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
Preference lovebugsMysticality changed from 806 to 811
After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness
After Battle: Dreamy! bumps into some extra stuff with the snow suit's carrot nose, and shares what he finds with you.
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: You gain 1 hit point
After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points
After Battle: Dreamy! says, "dancing is an expression of several base human urges, sublimated into a more socially acceptable form of expression," as he does a few pirouettes.
After Battle: Renowned biologist Dr. Hondo Rosencranz discovered that the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman's kidneys smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10)
After Battle: You gain 21 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 14 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 21 Roguishness
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 30 to 31
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 19 to 20
This combat did not cost a turn
Preference jungCharge changed from 14 to 15
Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 12 to 13
Preference _snojoFreeFights changed from 2 to 3
Preference snojoMysticalityWins changed from 22 to 23
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 360 to 361
>
> Executing Free Fight/The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
> Maximize: Familiar Weight
> CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12104] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Preference _snojoParts changed from 3 to 4
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
You gain 65 Meat.
Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 attack power.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 12 defense.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 defense.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
Round 4: You gain 678 hit points
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo attacks!
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1993 damage.
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con X, when you armwrestled OrangutanWoman. You lost, but it was a good workout!
After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness
After Battle: Dreamy! shuffles around in his snow suit, helping you find extra stuff.
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: You gain 1 hit point
After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points
After Battle: Dreamy! says, "It would appear your foe had an unhealthy obsession with material goods. Let us endeavor to help him rid himself of that obsession."
After Battle: Renowned biologist Dr. Hondo Rosencranz discovered that the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman's kidneys smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10)
After Battle: You gain 21 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 15 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 23 Roguishness
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 31 to 32
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 20 to 21
This combat did not cost a turn
Preference jungCharge changed from 15 to 16
Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 13 to 14
Preference _snojoFreeFights changed from 3 to 4
Preference snojoMysticalityWins changed from 23 to 24
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 361 to 362
>
> Executing Free Fight/The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
> Maximize: Familiar Weight
> CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12104] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Preference _snojoParts changed from 4 to 5
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense.
Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 9 attack power.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 16 defense.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
Round 4: You gain 678 hit points
Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo attacks!
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1962 damage.
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con X, when you and Earl the Tipsy and Admiral Majestic won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness
After Battle: Dreamy! sees some extra stuff through the snow suit's coal eyes and points it out to you.
You acquire an item: CSA fire-starting kit
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: You gain 1 hit point
After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points
After Battle: Dreamy! says, "the uncontrollable urge to dance is evidence of repressed sexual longing," and does a little soft-shoe.
After Battle: Renowned biologist Dr. Hondo Rosencranz discovered that the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman's kidneys smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10)
After Battle: You gain 24 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 14 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 25 Smarm
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 32 to 33
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 21 to 22
This combat did not cost a turn
Preference jungCharge changed from 16 to 17
Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 14 to 15
Preference _snojoFreeFights changed from 4 to 5
Preference snojoMysticalityWins changed from 24 to 25
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 362 to 363
>
> Executing Free Fight/The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
> Maximize: Familiar Weight
> CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12104] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Preference _snojoParts changed from 5 to 6
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 12 defense.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
Round 4: You gain 678 hit points
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo attacks!
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1935 damage.
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con IX, when you and SpaghettiLankyDaughter and UncannyBarbarian won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness
After Battle: Dreamy! rolls around in the snow suit, giving you any extra items that stick to it.
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: You gain 1 hit point
After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points
After Battle: Dreamy! says, "the urge to dance demonstrates repressed feelings of inadequacy about one's psychoanalytical abilities," and does a little dance.
After Battle: Renowned biologist Dr. Hondo Rosencranz discovered that the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman's kidneys smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10)
After Battle: You gain 30 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 12 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 23 Smarm
You acquire an item: scroll of protection from lycanthropes
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 33 to 34
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 22 to 23
This combat did not cost a turn
Preference jungCharge changed from 17 to 18
Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 15 to 16
Preference _snojoFreeFights changed from 5 to 6
Preference snojoMysticalityWins changed from 25 to 26
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 363 to 364
>
> Executing Free Fight/The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
> Maximize: Familiar Weight
> CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12104] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Preference _snojoParts changed from 6 to 7
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
You gain 47 Meat.
Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 12 attack power.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 21 defense.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
Round 4: You gain 678 hit points
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
Round 5: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo attacks!
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 2000 damage.
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con XI, when you and Autumn the Kind and Chuck the Drunk won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
After Battle: You gain 10 Magicalness
After Battle: Dreamy! bumps into some extra stuff with the snow suit's carrot nose, and shares what he finds with you.
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: You gain 1 hit point
After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points
After Battle: Dreamy! says, "dancing is an expression of several base human urges, sublimated into a more socially acceptable form of expression," as he does a few pirouettes.
After Battle: Renowned biologist Dr. Hondo Rosencranz discovered that the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman's kidneys smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10)
After Battle: You gain 27 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 17 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 25 Sarcasm
You acquire an item: Eye Agate
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 34 to 35
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 23 to 24
This combat did not cost a turn
Preference jungCharge changed from 18 to 19
Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 16 to 17
Preference _snojoFreeFights changed from 6 to 7
Preference snojoMysticalityWins changed from 26 to 27
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 364 to 365
>
> Executing Free Fight/The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
> Maximize: Familiar Weight
> CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12104] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Preference _snojoParts changed from 7 to 8
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
You gain 47 Meat.
Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 12 attack power.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 15 defense.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
Round 4: You gain 678 hit points
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo attacks!
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1899 damage.
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo wins the fight!
You acquire an item: ice rice
After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con XI, when you armwrestled BurritoLady. You lost, but it was a good workout!
After Battle: You gain 6 Fortitude
After Battle: Dreamy! sweeps the snow suit's twiggy arms around, helping you find extra stuff.
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: You gain 1 hit point
After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points
After Battle: Dreamy! says, "dancing is an expression of several base human urges, sublimated into a more socially acceptable form of expression," as he does a few pirouettes.
After Battle: Renowned biologist Dr. Hondo Rosencranz discovered that the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman's kidneys smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10)
After Battle: You gain 27 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 15 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 28 Cheek
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 35 to 36
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 24 to 25
This combat did not cost a turn
Preference jungCharge changed from 19 to 20
Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 17 to 18
Preference _snojoFreeFights changed from 7 to 8
Preference snojoMysticalityWins changed from 27 to 28
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 365 to 366
>
> Executing Free Fight/The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
> Maximize: Familiar Weight
> CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12104] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Preference _snojoParts changed from 8 to 9
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 13 attack power.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 20 defense.
You gain 65 Meat.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
Round 4: You gain 678 hit points
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo attacks!
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1897 damage.
Round 6: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con VIII, when you armwrestled RumPokeyEagle. You lost, but it was a good workout!
After Battle: You gain 7 Strongness
After Battle: Dreamy! shuffles around in his snow suit, helping you find extra stuff.
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: You gain 1 hit point
After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points
After Battle: Dreamy! says, "the urge to dance demonstrates repressed feelings of inadequacy about one's psychoanalytical abilities," and does a little dance.
After Battle: Renowned biologist Dr. Hondo Rosencranz discovered that the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman's kidneys smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10)
After Battle: You gain 27 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 15 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 32 Roguishness
You acquire an item: Arrow (+1)
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 36 to 37
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 25 to 26
This combat did not cost a turn
Preference jungCharge changed from 20 to 21
Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 18 to 19
Preference _snojoFreeFights changed from 8 to 9
Preference snojoMysticalityWins changed from 28 to 29
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 366 to 367
>
> Executing Free Fight/The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
> Maximize: Familiar Weight
> CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12104] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Preference _snojoParts changed from 9 to 10
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 13 attack power.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 23 defense.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
You gain 40 Meat.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
Round 4: You gain 678 hit points
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1 damage.
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo attacks!
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1876 damage.
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con V, when you armwrestled BoogerWhatever. You lost, but it was a good workout!
After Battle: You gain 7 Fortitude
After Battle: Dreamy! pops the carrot nose off of the snow suit and hands it to you, then replaces it with another carrot that's a slightly different shape. Snowman plastic surgery is pretty simple.
You acquire an item: carrot nose
Preference _carrotNoseDrops changed from 2 to 3
After Battle: Dreamy! rolls around in the snow suit, giving you any extra items that stick to it.
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: You gain 1 hit point
After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points
After Battle: Dreamy! says, "It would appear your foe had an unhealthy obsession with material goods. Let us endeavor to help him rid himself of that obsession."
After Battle: Renowned biologist Dr. Hondo Rosencranz discovered that the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman's kidneys smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10)
After Battle: You gain 27 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 20 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 28 Cheek
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 37 to 38
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 26 to 27
This combat did not cost a turn
Preference jungCharge changed from 21 to 22
Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 19 to 20
Preference _snojoFreeFights changed from 9 to 10
Preference snojoMysticalityWins changed from 29 to 30
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 367 to 368
>
> Executing Free Fight/Trick
unequip hat
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 368 to 369
equip hat wolfman mask
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 369 to 370
Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -hat, 142.2 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 165.12 "bonus Mayflower bouquet", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 987.89 "bonus Pantsgiving"
equip back Buddy Bjorn
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 370 to 371
equip familiar Mayflower bouquet
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 371 to 372
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 372 to 373
> Maximize: Familiar Weight
equip hat Crown of Thrones
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 373 to 374
enthrone none
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 374 to 375
equip hat wolfman mask
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 375 to 376
bjornify Flaming Gravy Fairy (108 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 376 to 377
> CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
place.php?whichplace=town&action=town_trickortreat
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 377 to 378
Took choice 804/3: A House
choice.php?whichchoice=804&option=3&whichhouse=4&pwd
Preference lastEncounter changed from the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to Mean Georgie Reagan
Encounter: Mean Georgie Reagan
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 1: vandal kid drops 8 attack power.
Round 1: vandal kid drops 8 defense.
Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 2: vandal kid drops 21 attack power.
Round 2: vandal kid drops 30 defense.
Round 2: vandal kid drops 9 attack power.
Round 2: vandal kid drops 9 defense.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 3: vandal kid drops 9 attack power.
Round 3: vandal kid drops 8 defense.
Round 3: You start to feel uncomfortably warm, and have to stop to empty some hot nuggets out of the Buddy Bjorn. You don't ask Flame-ey! where they came from, because you know you probably won't like the answer.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
You gain 70 Meat.
Round 3: vandal kid drops 10 attack power.
Round 3: vandal kid drops 11 defense.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
Round 4: You gain 678 hit points
Round 4: vandal kid drops 8 attack power.
Round 4: vandal kid drops 9 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 5: vandal kid takes 18 damage.
Round 5: vandal kid drops 9 attack power.
Round 5: vandal kid drops 8 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo attacks!
Round 6: vandal kid takes 1830 damage.
Round 6: vandal kid drops 9 attack power.
Round 6: vandal kid drops 9 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con XI, when you armwrestled FoodWhatever the Majestic. You lost, but it was a good workout!
After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness
After Battle: Dreamy! holds the Mayflower bouquet out in front of you, and you stop to smell the flowers. The fresh, clean scent of the flowers inspires you and Dreamy! to dance a little jig together. You feel lucky!
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from your back and sighs.
After Battle: You gain 1 hit point
After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points
After Battle: Dreamy! says, "as this monster has no meat, I shall collect my fee for psychoanalysis in material goods."
After Battle: This type of person can only hear medium-ranged frequencies.. Isn't that exciting?
You acquire an effect: Feeling Excited (15)
You acquire an item: spray paint
You acquire an item: carton of rotten eggs
After Battle: You gain 34 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 28 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 43 Roguishness
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 38 to 39
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 27 to 28
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from Witchess Knight to vandal kid
This combat did not cost a turn
Preference jungCharge changed from 22 to 23
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 378 to 379
>
> Executing Free Fight/Trick
> Maximize: Familiar Weight
> CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
place.php?whichplace=town&action=town_trickortreat
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 379 to 380
Took choice 804/3: A House
choice.php?whichchoice=804&option=3&whichhouse=8&pwd
Preference lastEncounter changed from Mean Georgie Reagan to kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating
Encounter: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 1: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 11 attack power.
Round 1: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 10 defense.
Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 2: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 29 attack power.
Round 2: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 26 defense.
Round 2: You start to feel uncomfortably warm, and have to stop to empty some hot nuggets out of the Buddy Bjorn. You don't ask Flame-ey! where they came from, because you know you probably won't like the answer.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 10 attack power.
Round 2: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 9 defense.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 3: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 11 attack power.
Round 3: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 11 defense.
You gain 52 Meat.
Round 3: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 9 attack power.
Round 3: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 11 defense.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
Round 4: You gain 691 hit points
Round 4: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 11 attack power.
Round 4: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 10 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 5: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating takes 28 damage.
Round 5: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 9 attack power.
Round 5: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 9 defense.
Round 5: Dreamy! holds out the Mayflower bouquet toward your opponent. He stops to smell the flowers instead of attacking you.
Round 5: mx indigo attacks!
Round 6: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating takes 1803 damage.
Round 6: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 11 attack power.
Round 6: kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating drops 10 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con 3-D, when both BoozeWizard and Admiral Noodle complimented you on your dancing.
After Battle: You gain 11 Sarcasm
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from your back and sighs.
After Battle: You gain 1 hit point
After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points
After Battle: Dreamy! says, "It would appear your foe had an unhealthy obsession with material goods. Let us endeavor to help him rid himself of that obsession."
After Battle: Nine out of ten cryptozoologists agree that the kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating has a secret bone in its shoulder, that if you stick it up your nose, it will grant you a wish.
Preference _bookOfFactsWishes changed from 0 to 1
You acquire an item: pocket wish
You acquire an item: bottle of whiskey
After Battle: You gain 44 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 21 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 55 Chutzpah
You acquire an item: Arrow (+1)
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 39 to 40
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 28 to 29
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from vandal kid to kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating
This combat did not cost a turn
Preference jungCharge changed from 23 to 24
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 380 to 381
>
> Executing Free Fight/Trick
> Maximize: Familiar Weight
> CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
place.php?whichplace=town&action=town_trickortreat
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 381 to 382
Took choice 804/3: A House
choice.php?whichchoice=804&option=3&whichhouse=9&pwd
Preference lastEncounter changed from kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating to Klaus Glark, Neighborhood Cop
Encounter: Klaus Glark, Neighborhood Cop
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 1: suburban security civilian drops 10 attack power.
Round 1: suburban security civilian drops 14 defense.
Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 2: suburban security civilian drops 40 attack power.
Round 2: suburban security civilian drops 43 defense.
You gain 41 Meat.
Round 2: suburban security civilian drops 11 attack power.
Round 2: suburban security civilian drops 14 defense.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 3: suburban security civilian drops 13 attack power.
Round 3: suburban security civilian drops 12 defense.
Round 3: suburban security civilian drops 10 attack power.
Round 3: suburban security civilian drops 10 defense.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
Round 4: You gain 691 hit points
Round 4: suburban security civilian drops 10 attack power.
Round 4: suburban security civilian drops 11 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 5: suburban security civilian takes 19 damage.
Round 5: You start to feel uncomfortably warm, and have to stop to empty some hot nuggets out of the Buddy Bjorn. You don't ask Flame-ey! where they came from, because you know you probably won't like the answer.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 5: suburban security civilian drops 11 attack power.
Round 5: suburban security civilian drops 10 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo attacks!
Round 6: suburban security civilian takes 1029 damage.
Round 6: suburban security civilian drops 11 attack power.
Round 6: suburban security civilian drops 10 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con II, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
After Battle: You gain 7 Magicalness
After Battle: Dreamy! holds the Mayflower bouquet out in front of you, and you stop to smell the flowers. How cute! You pat Dreamy! on the head and offer some words of encouragement and support.
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from your back and sighs.
After Battle: You gain 1 hit point
After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points
After Battle: Dreamy! says, "dancing is an expression of several base human urges, sublimated into a more socially acceptable form of expression," as he does a few pirouettes.
After Battle: You can get a little hair oil out of these guys if you squeeze them in the right spot.
After Battle: You gain 4 Cheek
After Battle: Dreamy! looks into the Mayflower bouquet, frowns, pulls out an undesirable flower and discards it. It lands in your pocket.
You acquire an item: upsy daisy
Preference _mayflowerDrops changed from 3 to 4
After Battle: You gain 34 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 34 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 65 Roguishness
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 40 to 41
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 29 to 30
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from kid who is too old to be Trick-or-Treating to suburban security civilian
This combat did not cost a turn
Preference jungCharge changed from 24 to 25
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 382 to 383
>
> Executing Free Fight/Trick
Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -hat, 142.2 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 58.28 "bonus Mayflower bouquet", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 987.89 "bonus Pantsgiving"
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 383 to 384
> Maximize: Familiar Weight
> CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
place.php?whichplace=town&action=town_trickortreat
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 384 to 385
Took choice 804/3: A House
choice.php?whichchoice=804&option=3&whichhouse=10&pwd
Preference lastEncounter changed from Klaus Glark, Neighborhood Cop to Bart Slart, Neighborhood Cop
Encounter: Bart Slart, Neighborhood Cop
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 1: suburban security civilian drops 12 attack power.
Round 1: suburban security civilian drops 11 defense.
Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 2: suburban security civilian drops 34 attack power.
Round 2: suburban security civilian drops 40 defense.
Round 2: suburban security civilian drops 10 attack power.
Round 2: suburban security civilian drops 11 defense.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 3: suburban security civilian drops 13 attack power.
Round 3: suburban security civilian drops 13 defense.
Round 3: suburban security civilian drops 11 attack power.
Round 3: suburban security civilian drops 11 defense.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
Round 4: You gain 691 hit points
You gain 80 Meat.
Round 4: suburban security civilian drops 14 attack power.
Round 4: suburban security civilian drops 12 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 5: suburban security civilian takes 28 damage.
Round 5: suburban security civilian drops 13 attack power.
Round 5: suburban security civilian drops 13 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo attacks!
Round 6: suburban security civilian takes 1025 damage.
Round 6: You start to feel uncomfortably warm, and have to stop to empty some hot nuggets out of the Buddy Bjorn. You don't ask Flame-ey! where they came from, because you know you probably won't like the answer.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 6: suburban security civilian drops 12 attack power.
Round 6: suburban security civilian drops 12 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con II, when you armwrestled TequilaPeter. You lost, but it was a good workout!
After Battle: You gain 6 Strongness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from your back and sighs.
After Battle: You gain 1 hit point
After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points
After Battle: Dreamy! says, "It would appear your foe had an unhealthy obsession with material goods. Let us endeavor to help him rid himself of that obsession."
After Battle: You can get a little hair oil out of these guys if you squeeze them in the right spot.
After Battle: You gain 3 Chutzpah
You acquire an item: Way More Tears™ pepper spray
After Battle: Dreamy! looks into the Mayflower bouquet, frowns, pulls out an undesirable flower and discards it. It lands in your pocket.
You acquire an item: begpwnia
Preference _mayflowerDrops changed from 4 to 5
After Battle: You gain 39 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 30 Enchantedness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 65 Cheek
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 41 to 42
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 30 to 31
This combat did not cost a turn
Preference jungCharge changed from 25 to 26
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 385 to 386
>
> Executing Free Fight/Trick
Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -hat, 142.2 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.71 "bonus Mayflower bouquet", 987.89 "bonus Pantsgiving"
equip familiar Snow Suit
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 386 to 387
Preference lastEncounter changed from Bart Slart, Neighborhood Cop to Tailor the Snow Suit
Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 387 to 388
Took choice 640/5: Restores 1-10 MP after combat
choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=5
Preference snowsuit changed from nose to hat
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 388 to 389
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 389 to 390
> Maximize: Familiar Weight
Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit
Took choice 640/3: +10% item drops, can drop carrot nose
choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=3
Preference snowsuit changed from hat to nose
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 390 to 391
> CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
place.php?whichplace=town&action=town_trickortreat
Took choice 804/3: A House
choice.php?whichchoice=804&option=3&whichhouse=11&pwd
Preference lastEncounter changed from Tailor the Snow Suit to Judd Shlark, Neighborhood Cop
Encounter: Judd Shlark, Neighborhood Cop
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 1: suburban security civilian drops 12 attack power.
Round 1: suburban security civilian drops 10 defense.
Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 2: suburban security civilian drops 31 attack power.
Round 2: suburban security civilian drops 31 defense.
Round 2: suburban security civilian drops 14 attack power.
Round 2: suburban security civilian drops 12 defense.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 3: suburban security civilian drops 13 attack power.
Round 3: suburban security civilian drops 13 defense.
You gain 48 Meat.
Round 3: suburban security civilian drops 10 attack power.
Round 3: suburban security civilian drops 11 defense.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh indigo cup!
Round 4: You gain 691 hit points
Round 4: suburban security civilian drops 14 attack power.
Round 4: suburban security civilian drops 13 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh blue balls!
Round 5: suburban security civilian takes 16 damage.
Round 5: suburban security civilian drops 13 attack power.
Round 5: suburban security civilian drops 12 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo attacks!
Round 6: suburban security civilian takes 1020 damage.
Round 6: suburban security civilian drops 13 attack power.
Round 6: suburban security civilian drops 11 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con II, when you armwrestled SuperTaylor. You lost, but it was a good workout!
After Battle: You gain 6 Fortitude
After Battle: Dreamy! bumps into some extra stuff with the snow suit's carrot nose, and shares what he finds with you.
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from your back and sighs.
After Battle: You gain 1 hit point
After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points
After Battle: Dreamy! says, "the uncontrollable urge to dance is evidence of repressed sexual longing," and does a little soft-shoe.
After Battle: You can get a little hair oil out of these guys if you squeeze them in the right spot.
After Battle: You gain 4 Roguishness
You acquire an item: Way More Tears™ pepper spray
After Battle: You gain 45 Muscleboundness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 36 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 51 Cheek
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 42 to 43
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 31 to 32
This combat did not cost a turn
Preference jungCharge changed from 26 to 27
Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 20 to 21
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 391 to 392
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference choiceAdventure1119 changed from 6 to 0
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 392 to 393
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
You acquire an item: photocopied monster
WARNING: updated modifier not in modifiers.txt: Item:[4873]
Preference photocopyMonster changed from to Knob Goblin Embezzler
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 393 to 394
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 394 to 395
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 395 to 396
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 396 to 397
Preference nextAdventure changed from The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to Friar Ceremony Location
Preference nextAdventure changed from Friar Ceremony Location to None
> Trying to acquire 1 flapper flies; max price 20000.
mallsearch "flapper fly"
buy 1 flapper fly for 5300 each from shop #1727367 on 20240320
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 397 to 398
> Trying to acquire 1 flapper flies; max price 8000.
> Using 2 flapper flies
buy 1 flapper fly for 5300 each from shop #1727367 on 20240320
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 398 to 399
use 2 flapper fly
You acquire an effect: Flapper Dancin' (40)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 399 to 400
> Trying to acquire 1 autumn dollars; max price 12750.
Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 20000 to 12750
mallsearch "autumn dollar"
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 400 to 401
buy 1 autumn dollar for 5900 each from shop #1727367 on 20240320
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 401 to 402
Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 12750 to 20000
> Using 1 autumn dollars
use 1 autumn dollar
You acquire an effect: Bet Your Autumn Dollar (30)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 402 to 403
> Trying to acquire 1 resolutions: be wealthier; max price 6000.
> Using 1 resolutions: be wealthier
use 1 resolution: be wealthier
You acquire an effect: Greedy Resolve (20)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 403 to 404
> Trying to acquire 3 Flasksfull of Hollow; max price 18750.
> Using 3 Flasksfull of Hollow
use 3 Flaskfull of Hollow
You acquire an effect: Merry Smithsness (450)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 404 to 405
Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Friar Ceremony Location
Maximizer: MP
equip hat Hairpiece On Fire
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 405 to 406
equip weapon Frankly Mr. Shank
equip off-hand Frankly Mr. Shank
equip back sea shawl
equip shirt sea salt scrubs
equip pants Travoltan trousers
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 406 to 407
equip acc1 Drunkula's ring of haze
equip acc3 dead guy's memento
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 407 to 408
equip familiar Mayflower bouquet
use 1 How to Avoid Scams
You acquire an effect: How to Scam Tourists (20)
use 1 How to Avoid Scams
You acquire an effect: How to Scam Tourists (20)
cast 1 Disco Leer
You acquire an effect: Disco Leer (10)
uneffect Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
cast 3 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (30)
cast 2 Drescher's Annoying Noise
You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (40)
cast 3 Pride of the Puffin
You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (30)
use 1 Oscus's neverending soda
You gain 226 Mojo Points
Preference oscusSodaUsed changed from false to true
cast 3 Bind Lasagmbie
You acquire an effect: Pasta Eyeball (30)
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 408 to 409
remove from stash: 1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card
You acquire an item: Platinum Yendorian Express Card
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 409 to 410
> Took Platinum Yendorian Express Card from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 410 to 411
cast 2 Pyromania
You acquire an effect: Pyromania (20)
cast 2 Rotten Memories
You acquire an effect: Rotten Memories (20)
cast 2 Grease Up
You acquire an effect: Takin' It Greasy (20)
cast 2 Rage of the Reindeer
You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (20)
cast 2 Spiky Shell
You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (20)
cast 2 Walberg's Dim Bulb
You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (20)
cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)
cast 1 Disco Leer
You acquire an effect: Disco Leer (10)
cast 1 Manicotti Meditation
You acquire an effect: Pasta Oneness (5)
cast 1 Patience of the Tortoise
You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (5)
Preference expressCardUsed changed from false to true
use 1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card
You gain 6,153 Mojo Points
You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (5)
You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
You acquire an effect: Seal Clubbing Frenzy (5)
You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (5)
You acquire an effect: Pasta Oneness (5)
You acquire an effect: Saucemastery (5)
You acquire an effect: Disco State of Mind (5)
You acquire an effect: Mariachi Mood (5)
You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
You acquire an effect: Polka of Plenty (5)
You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (5)
You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (5)
You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (5)
You acquire an effect: A Few Extra Pounds (5)
You acquire an effect: Jingle Jangle Jingle (5)
You acquire an effect: Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin (5)
You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (5)
You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (5)
You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (5)
You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (5)
You acquire an effect: Disco Leer (5)
You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
You acquire an effect: Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord (5)
You acquire an effect: Antibiotic Saucesphere (5)
You acquire an effect: Sauce Monocle (5)
You acquire an effect: Merry Smithsness (5)
You acquire an effect: Takin' It Greasy (5)
You acquire an effect: Intimidating Mien (5)
You acquire an effect: Turkey-Ambitious (5)
You acquire an effect: Mathematically Precise (5)
You acquire an effect: Rotten Memories (5)
You acquire an effect: Pyromania (5)
You acquire an effect: familiar.enq (5)
You acquire an effect: Superioreo (5)
You acquire an effect: Nearly Silent Hunting (5)
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (5)
You acquire an effect: Puzzle Champ (5)
You acquire an effect: Truffle Tango (5)
You acquire an effect: Sugar Rush (5)
You acquire an effect: Kicked in the Sinuses (5)
You acquire an effect: Synthesis: Greed (5)
You acquire an effect: Wasabi Sinuses (5)
You acquire an effect: The Dinsey Way (5)
You acquire an effect: ChibiChanged™ (5)
You acquire an effect: Meet the Meat (5)
You acquire an effect: Video... Games? (5)
You acquire an effect: Boo Tea (5)
You acquire an effect: Grrrrrrreat! (5)
You acquire an effect: Hyperoxygenated Blood (5)
You acquire an effect: Motion (5)
You acquire an effect: Antarctic Memories (5)
You acquire an effect: Billiards Belligerence (5)
You acquire an effect: Brother Corsican's Blessing (5)
You acquire an effect: Clyde's Blessing (5)
You acquire an effect: Preternatural Greed (5)
You acquire an effect: meat.enh (5)
You acquire an effect: Down the Rabbit Hole (5)
You acquire an effect: Dances with Tweedles (5)
You acquire an effect: Blue Swayed (5)
You acquire an effect: Open Heart Surgery (5)
You acquire an effect: Crappily Disguised as a Waiter (5)
You acquire an effect: Shamed (5)
You acquire an effect: Ultrahydrated (5)
You acquire an effect: Sweet and Yellow (5)
You acquire an effect: Feeling Excited (5)
You acquire an effect: Flapper Dancin' (5)
You acquire an effect: Bet Your Autumn Dollar (5)
You acquire an effect: Greedy Resolve (5)
You acquire an effect: How to Scam Tourists (5)
You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (5)
You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (5)
You acquire an effect: Pasta Eyeball (5)
use 1 Bag o' Tricks
You acquire an effect: ChibiChanged™ (3)
You acquire an effect: Blue Swayed (3)
You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (3)
You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (3)
You acquire an effect: How to Scam Tourists (3)
Preference _bagOTricksUsed changed from false to true
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 411 to 412
add to stash: 1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 412 to 413
> Returned Platinum Yendorian Express Card to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 413 to 414
cast 1 Summon Taffy
You acquire an item: pulled orange taffy
Preference libramSummons changed from 30 to 31
cast 1 Summon Taffy
You acquire an item: pulled red taffy
Preference libramSummons changed from 31 to 32
cast 1 Summon Taffy
You acquire an item: pulled red taffy
Preference libramSummons changed from 32 to 33
cast 1 Summon Taffy
You acquire an item: pulled blue taffy
Preference libramSummons changed from 33 to 34
cast 1 Summon Taffy
You acquire an item: pulled red taffy
Preference libramSummons changed from 34 to 35
cast 1 Summon Taffy
You acquire an item: pulled orange taffy
Preference libramSummons changed from 35 to 36
cast 1 Summon Taffy
You acquire an item: pulled blue taffy
Preference libramSummons changed from 36 to 37
cast 1 Summon Taffy
You acquire an item: pulled red taffy
Preference libramSummons changed from 37 to 38
cast 1 Summon Taffy
You acquire an item: pulled orange taffy
Preference libramSummons changed from 38 to 39
cast 1 Bind Lasagmbie
You acquire an effect: Pasta Eyeball (10)
cast 1 Pyromania
You acquire an effect: Pyromania (10)
cast 1 Rotten Memories
You acquire an effect: Rotten Memories (10)
cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
cast 2 Grease Up
You acquire an effect: Takin' It Greasy (20)
cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
cast 1 Disco Leer
You acquire an effect: Disco Leer (10)
cast 2 Manicotti Meditation
You acquire an effect: Pasta Oneness (10)
cast 2 Patience of the Tortoise
You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (10)
Source Terminal: educate extract.edu
Preference sourceTerminalEducate1 changed from digitize.edu to
Preference sourceTerminalEducate2 changed from to extract.edu
Source Terminal: educate digitize.edu
Preference sourceTerminalEducate1 changed from to extract.edu
Preference sourceTerminalEducate2 changed from extract.edu to digitize.edu
museum.php?action=icehouse
familiar Hobo Monkey (88 lbs)
> Running fight Fax
Preference nextAdventure changed from Friar Ceremony Location to Noob Cave
familiar Obtuse Angel (86 lbs)
equip familiar amulet coin
equip back Buddy Bjorn
equip familiar quake of arrows
Maximizer: -tie, 10 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cheap sunglasses", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -back, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -familiar, 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe"
equip hat Lens of Hatred
equip weapon garbage sticker
equip off-hand Half a Purse
equip shirt origami pasties
equip pants Pantsgiving
equip acc1 incredibly dense meat gem
equip acc2 Sister Accessory
equip acc3 Uncle Hobo's belt
> Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie
bjornify Golden Monkey (74 lbs)
> Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Fax. Stay tuned for details.
Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None
use 1 photocopied monster
Preference photocopyMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to
Preference _photocopyUsed changed from false to true
Preference lastAdventure changed from The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to None
[12104] photocopied monster
Preference lastEncounter changed from Judd Shlark, Neighborhood Cop to Knob Goblin Embezzler
Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler
Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320161921 to 20240320162025
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 414 to 415
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Round 1: mx indigo casts FIRE A BADLY ROMANTIC ARROW!
Round 2: Cutey! fires a badly romantic arrow at your opponent. He roars an angry "RAAAH! RAAAH!" but it quickly turns into an "OOO LA LA!" He gazes at you, too stunned by your beauty to attack this round.
Preference _romanticFightsLeft changed from 0 to 3
Preference romanticTarget changed from to Knob Goblin Embezzler
Preference _tempRelayCounters changed from to 15:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif|
Preference _tempRelayCounters changed from 15:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif| to 15:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif|25:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif|
Preference _badlyRomanticArrows changed from 0 to 1
Round 2: mx indigo casts RECALL FACTS: MONSTER HABITATS!
Preference _monsterHabitatsMonster changed from to Knob Goblin Embezzler
Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 0 to 5
Preference _monsterHabitatsRecalled changed from 0 to 1
Round 3: mx indigo casts RECALL FACTS: %PHYLUM CIRCADIAN RHYTHMS!
You acquire an effect: Recalling Circadian Rhythms (50)
Preference _circadianRhythmsPhylum changed from to goblin
Preference _circadianRhythmsAdventures changed from 0 to 1
Preference _circadianRhythmsRecalled changed from false to true
Round 4: mx indigo casts DIGITIZE!
You gain 56 Meat.
Preference _tempRelayCounters changed from 15:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif|25:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif| to 15:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif|25:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif|7:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif|
Preference _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonster changed from to Knob Goblin Embezzler
Preference _sourceTerminalDigitizeUses changed from 0 to 1
Round 5: mx indigo uses the Spooky Putty sheet!
You acquire an item: Spooky Putty monster
Preference spookyPuttyCopiesMade changed from 0 to 1
Preference spookyPuttyMonster changed from to Knob Goblin Embezzler
Round 6: mx indigo uses the Rain-Doh black box!
You acquire an item: Rain-Doh box full of monster
Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 10 damage.
Round 7: You lose 1 hit point
Preference _raindohCopiesMade changed from 0 to 1
Preference rainDohMonster changed from to Knob Goblin Embezzler
Round 7: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 13 attack power.
Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 12 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 7 damage.
Round 10: You lose 1 hit point
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM!
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 4 damage.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage.
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power.
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense.
Round 23: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE 3: BACK IN THE HABIT!
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 29 damage.
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 attack power.
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 defense.
Round 24: mx indigo attacks!
Round 25: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 1537 damage.
Round 25: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: You gain 40 hit points
After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points
You gain 13701 Meat
After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm.
You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor
You acquire an item: embezzler's oil
After Battle: Ah, a goblin! Your remember a neat fact about their sleep cycle. You'll probably sleep a bit better tonight.
You lose some of an effect: Recalling Circadian Rhythms (4)
After Battle: You gain 29 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 25 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 32 Sarcasm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 32 to 33
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from suburban security civilian to Knob Goblin Embezzler
Preference _circadianRhythmsAdventures changed from 1 to 2
Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 415 to 416
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
>
> Executing Postcombat/Numberology
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
cast 1 Calculate the Universe
[12105] numberology 69
You gain 3 Adventures
Preference _universeCalculated changed from 0 to 1
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
> Finished Fax
> Running fight Habitats Monster
Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Noob Cave
familiar Hobo Monkey (78 lbs)
Maximizer: -tie, 10 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cheap sunglasses", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -back, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe"
equip hat crumpled felt fedora
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 416 to 417
equip weapon cursed pirate cutlass
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 417 to 418
equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 418 to 419
equip pants repaid diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 419 to 420
equip acc3 Belt of Loathing
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 420 to 421
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 421 to 422
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 422 to 423
> Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie
> Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Habitats Monster. Stay tuned for details.
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 423 to 424
Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren
Preference lastAdventure changed from The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to The Dire Warren
[12105] The Dire Warren
Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler
Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320162025 to 20240320162050
Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 5 to 4
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 2: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
You gain 55 Meat.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 7 damage.
Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 8 damage.
Round 10: You lose 1 hit point
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 72 Meat.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM!
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 5 damage.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense.
Round 22: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 22: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage.
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power.
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense.
Round 23: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE 3: BACK IN THE HABIT!
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 29 damage.
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 attack power.
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 defense.
Round 24: mx indigo attacks!
Round 25: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 1519 damage.
Round 25: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con X, when both Steven the Barbarian and AmazingHippopotamus complimented you on your dancing.
After Battle: You gain 11 Cheek
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: You gain 40 hit points
After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points
After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
You gain 21866 Meat
After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm.
You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor
You acquire an item: moist barrel
After Battle: Ah, a goblin! Your remember a neat fact about their sleep cycle. You'll probably sleep a bit better tonight.
You lose some of an effect: Recalling Circadian Rhythms (4)
After Battle: You gain 28 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 16 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 35 Chutzpah
Preference _circadianRhythmsAdventures changed from 2 to 3
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 424 to 425
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 425 to 426
cast 1 Manicotti Meditation
You acquire an effect: Pasta Oneness (5)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 426 to 427
cast 2 Patience of the Tortoise
You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (10)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 427 to 428
> Finished Habitats Monster
> Running fight Habitats Monster
Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave
> Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie
> Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Habitats Monster. Stay tuned for details.
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 428 to 429
Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren
[12106] The Dire Warren
Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Playing Fetch*
Encounter: Playing Fetch*
Took choice 1107/1: acquire tennis ball
choice.php?whichchoice=1107&option=1&pwd
You acquire an item: tennis ball
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 429 to 430
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 430 to 431
> Finished Habitats Monster
> Running fight Habitats Monster
Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave
> Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie
> Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Habitats Monster. Stay tuned for details.
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 431 to 432
Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren
[12106] The Dire Warren
Preference lastEncounter changed from Playing Fetch* to Knob Goblin Embezzler
Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler
Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320162050 to 20240320162101
Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 4 to 3
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: Mysterious Urquchillay shrieks and some golden nuggets land on the ground in front of you.
You acquire an item: gold nuggets
Round 2: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 2: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
You gain 100 Meat.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 67 Meat.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 10 damage.
Round 11: You lose 1 hit point
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 6 damage.
Round 15: You lose 1 hit point
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM!
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 4 damage.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 10 damage.
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power.
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense.
Round 23: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE 3: BACK IN THE HABIT!
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 29 damage.
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 attack power.
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 defense.
Round 24: mx indigo attacks!
Round 25: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 1505 damage.
Round 25: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con XI, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
After Battle: You gain 8 Fortitude
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: You gain 40 hit points
After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points
After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
You gain 22127 Meat
After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm.
You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor
You acquire an item: embezzler's oil
After Battle: Ah, a goblin! Your remember a neat fact about their sleep cycle. You'll probably sleep a bit better tonight.
You lose some of an effect: Recalling Circadian Rhythms (4)
After Battle: You gain 28 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 13 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 41 Chutzpah
Preference _circadianRhythmsAdventures changed from 3 to 4
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 432 to 433
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 433 to 434
cast 1 Spiky Shell
You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (10)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 434 to 435
cast 1 Manicotti Meditation
You acquire an effect: Pasta Oneness (5)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 435 to 436
> Finished Habitats Monster
> Running fight Habitats Monster
Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave
> Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie
> Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Habitats Monster. Stay tuned for details.
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 436 to 437
Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren
[12107] The Dire Warren
Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler
Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320162101 to 20240320162110
Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 3 to 2
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: Mysterious Urquchillay shrieks and some golden nuggets land on the ground in front of you.
You acquire an item: gold nuggets
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 43 Meat.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 9: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
You gain 53 Meat.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM!
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 4 damage.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense.
Round 22: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 22: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage.
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power.
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense.
Round 23: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE 3: BACK IN THE HABIT!
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 29 damage.
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 attack power.
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 defense.
Round 24: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 24: mx indigo attacks!
Round 25: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 1473 damage.
Round 25: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con IX, when you and Pimp Bill and Snake Leah won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: You gain 13 hit points
After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points
After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
You gain 17469 Meat
After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm.
You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor
You acquire an item: embezzler's oil
After Battle: Ah, a goblin! Your remember a neat fact about their sleep cycle. You'll probably sleep a bit better tonight.
You lose some of an effect: Recalling Circadian Rhythms (4)
After Battle: You gain 24 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 18 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 40 Chutzpah
Preference _circadianRhythmsAdventures changed from 4 to 5
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 437 to 438
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 438 to 439
cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 439 to 440
cast 2 Manicotti Meditation
You acquire an effect: Pasta Oneness (10)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 440 to 441
cast 2 Patience of the Tortoise
You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (10)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 441 to 442
> Finished Habitats Monster
> Running fight Habitats Monster
Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave
> Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie
> Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Habitats Monster. Stay tuned for details.
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 442 to 443
Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren
[12108] The Dire Warren
Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler
Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320162110 to 20240320162119
Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 2 to 1
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
You gain 94 Meat.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 52 Meat.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 8 damage.
Round 17: You lose 1 hit point
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM!
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 4 damage.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage.
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power.
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense.
Round 23: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 23: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE 3: BACK IN THE HABIT!
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 28 damage.
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 attack power.
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 defense.
Round 24: mx indigo attacks!
Round 25: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 1522 damage.
Round 25: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con II, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
After Battle: You gain 9 Strongness
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: You gain 1 hit point
After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points
After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
You gain 20943 Meat
After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm.
You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor
You acquire an item: embezzler's oil
You acquire an item: moist barrel
After Battle: Ah, a goblin! Your remember a neat fact about their sleep cycle. You'll probably sleep a bit better tonight.
You lose some of an effect: Recalling Circadian Rhythms (4)
After Battle: You gain 29 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 17 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 33 Cheek
Preference _circadianRhythmsAdventures changed from 5 to 6
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 443 to 444
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 444 to 445
cast 1 Spiky Shell
You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (10)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 445 to 446
cast 1 Manicotti Meditation
You acquire an effect: Pasta Oneness (5)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 446 to 447
> Finished Habitats Monster
> Running fight Habitats Monster
Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave
> Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie
> Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Habitats Monster. Stay tuned for details.
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 447 to 448
Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren
[12109] The Dire Warren
Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler
Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320162119 to 20240320162127
Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 1 to 0
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Round 1: mx indigo casts RECALL FACTS: MONSTER HABITATS!
Round 2: Mysterious Urquchillay shrieks and some golden nuggets land on the ground in front of you.
You acquire an item: gold nuggets
Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 0 to 5
Preference _monsterHabitatsRecalled changed from 1 to 2
Round 2: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
You gain 63 Meat.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 50 Meat.
Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 6 damage.
Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 8 damage.
Round 12: You lose 1 hit point
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 6 damage.
Round 15: You lose 1 hit point
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM!
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 4 damage.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage.
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power.
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense.
Round 23: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE 3: BACK IN THE HABIT!
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 28 damage.
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 attack power.
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 defense.
Round 24: mx indigo attacks!
Round 25: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 1414 damage.
Round 25: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con XI, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
After Battle: You gain 7 Mysteriousness
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: You gain 3 hit points
After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points
After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
You gain 22388 Meat
After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm.
You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor
You acquire an item: embezzler's oil
After Battle: Ah, a goblin! Your remember a neat fact about their sleep cycle. You'll probably sleep a bit better tonight.
You lose some of an effect: Recalling Circadian Rhythms (4)
After Battle: You gain 30 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 15 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 36 Cheek
Preference _circadianRhythmsAdventures changed from 6 to 7
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 448 to 449
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 449 to 450
cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 450 to 451
> Finished Habitats Monster
> Running fight Habitats Monster
Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave
> Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie
> Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Habitats Monster. Stay tuned for details.
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 451 to 452
Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren
[12110] The Dire Warren
Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler
Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320162127 to 20240320162135
Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 5 to 4
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
You gain 78 Meat.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 9: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
You gain 77 Meat.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 8 damage.
Round 14: You lose 1 hit point
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM!
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 5 damage.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 10 damage.
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power.
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense.
Round 23: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE 3: BACK IN THE HABIT!
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 30 damage.
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 attack power.
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 defense.
Round 24: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 24: mx indigo attacks!
Round 25: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 1382 damage.
Round 25: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 25: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con 3-D, when Admiral Spaghetti bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator!
You acquire an item: magical baguette
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: You gain 1 hit point
After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points
After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
You gain 20621 Meat
After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm.
You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor
You acquire an item: embezzler's oil
You acquire an item: moist barrel
After Battle: Ah, a goblin! Your remember a neat fact about their sleep cycle. You'll probably sleep a bit better tonight.
You lose some of an effect: Recalling Circadian Rhythms (4)
After Battle: You gain 30 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 15 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 36 Cheek
Preference _circadianRhythmsAdventures changed from 7 to 8
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 452 to 453
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 453 to 454
cast 1 Leash of Linguini
You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 454 to 455
> Finished Habitats Monster
> Running fight Habitats Monster
Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave
> Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie
> Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Habitats Monster. Stay tuned for details.
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 455 to 456
Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren
[12111] The Dire Warren
Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler
Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320162135 to 20240320162144
Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 4 to 3
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
You gain 70 Meat.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 4: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
You gain 68 Meat.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM!
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 6 damage.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage.
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power.
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense.
Round 23: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE 3: BACK IN THE HABIT!
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 28 damage.
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 attack power.
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 defense.
Round 24: mx indigo attacks!
Round 25: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 1372 damage.
Round 25: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con IV, when you and Lord Uncanny totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
After Battle: You gain 10 Chutzpah
After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
Preference lovebugsMysticality changed from 811 to 817
After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: You gain 1 hit point
After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points
After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
You gain 22569 Meat
After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm.
You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor
After Battle: Ah, a goblin! Your remember a neat fact about their sleep cycle. You'll probably sleep a bit better tonight.
You lose some of an effect: Recalling Circadian Rhythms (4)
After Battle: You gain 25 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 16 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 34 Sarcasm
Preference _circadianRhythmsAdventures changed from 8 to 9
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 456 to 457
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 457 to 458
cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 458 to 459
> Finished Habitats Monster
> Running fight Habitats Monster
Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave
> Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie
> Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Habitats Monster. Stay tuned for details.
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 459 to 460
Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren
[12112] The Dire Warren
Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler
Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320162144 to 20240320162152
Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 3 to 2
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: Mysterious Urquchillay shrieks and some golden nuggets land on the ground in front of you.
You acquire an item: gold nuggets
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 4: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
You gain 86 Meat.
Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 10 damage.
Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 42 Meat.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 10 damage.
Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 7 damage.
Round 19: You lose 1 hit point
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM!
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 6 damage.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense.
Round 22: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 22: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage.
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power.
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense.
Round 23: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE 3: BACK IN THE HABIT!
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 30 damage.
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 attack power.
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 defense.
Round 24: mx indigo attacks!
Round 25: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 1413 damage.
Round 25: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con X, when you armwrestled WonderSexyDancer. You lost, but it was a good workout!
After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: You gain 3 hit points
After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points
After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
You gain 20320 Meat
After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm.
You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
After Battle: Ah, a goblin! Your remember a neat fact about their sleep cycle. You'll probably sleep a bit better tonight.
You lose some of an effect: Recalling Circadian Rhythms (4)
After Battle: You gain 28 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 20 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 28 Chutzpah
Preference _circadianRhythmsAdventures changed from 9 to 10
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 460 to 461
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 461 to 462
cast 1 Spiky Shell
You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (10)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 462 to 463
> Finished Habitats Monster
> Running fight Habitats Monster
Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave
> Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie
> Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Habitats Monster. Stay tuned for details.
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 463 to 464
Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren
[12113] The Dire Warren
Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler
Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320162152 to 20240320162200
Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 2 to 1
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: Mysterious Urquchillay shrieks and some golden nuggets land on the ground in front of you.
You acquire an item: gold nuggets
Round 2: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 2: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
You gain 70 Meat.
You gain 49 Meat.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 6 damage.
Round 8: You lose 1 hit point
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 10 damage.
Round 11: You lose 1 hit point
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM!
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 5 damage.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage.
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power.
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense.
Round 23: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE 3: BACK IN THE HABIT!
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 30 damage.
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 attack power.
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 defense.
Round 24: mx indigo attacks!
Round 25: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 1399 damage.
Round 25: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 25: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VIII, when ShadowyWarrior the Tipsy gave you that delicious drink. It was so good! You go into your kitchen and try to recreate it.
You acquire an item: Wet Russian
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: You gain 2 hit points
After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points
After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
You gain 17489 Meat
After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm.
You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor
You acquire an item: embezzler's oil
After Battle: Ah, a goblin! Your remember a neat fact about their sleep cycle. You'll probably sleep a bit better tonight.
You lose some of an effect: Recalling Circadian Rhythms (4)
After Battle: You gain 29 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 20 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 27 Chutzpah
Preference _circadianRhythmsAdventures changed from 10 to 11
Preference banishedMonsters changed from fluffy bunny:ice house:0:Venus mantrap:v for vivala mask:12103:bigface:stinky cheese eye:12103 to fluffy bunny:ice house:0
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 464 to 465
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 465 to 466
cast 1 Springy Fusilli
You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 466 to 467
> Finished Habitats Monster
> Running fight Habitats Monster
Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave
> Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie
> Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Habitats Monster. Stay tuned for details.
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 467 to 468
Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren
[12114] The Dire Warren
Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler
Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320162200 to 20240320162208
Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 1 to 0
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Round 1: mx indigo casts RECALL FACTS: MONSTER HABITATS!
Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 0 to 5
Preference _monsterHabitatsRecalled changed from 2 to 3
Round 2: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 5: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
You gain 69 Meat.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
You gain 67 Meat.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 7 damage.
Round 13: You lose 1 hit point
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM!
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 5 damage.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage.
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power.
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense.
Round 23: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE 3: BACK IN THE HABIT!
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 30 damage.
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 attack power.
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 defense.
Round 24: mx indigo attacks!
Round 25: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 1210 damage.
Round 25: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VII, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: You gain 1 hit point
After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points
After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
You gain 21199 Meat
After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm.
You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor
You acquire an item: embezzler's oil
After Battle: You gain 17 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 8 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 25 Chutzpah
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Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 469 to 470
cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 470 to 471
> Finished Habitats Monster
> Running fight Habitats Monster
Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave
> Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie
> Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Habitats Monster. Stay tuned for details.
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 471 to 472
Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren
[12115] The Dire Warren
Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler
Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320162208 to 20240320162216
Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 5 to 4
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: Mysterious Urquchillay shrieks and some golden nuggets land on the ground in front of you.
You acquire an item: gold nuggets
Round 2: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 2: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
You gain 61 Meat.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 57 Meat.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 7 damage.
Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 8 damage.
Round 9: You lose 1 hit point
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM!
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 6 damage.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage.
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power.
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense.
Round 23: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE 3: BACK IN THE HABIT!
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 31 damage.
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 attack power.
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 defense.
Round 24: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 24: mx indigo attacks!
Round 25: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 1194 damage.
Round 25: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 25: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con IV, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
After Battle: You gain 8 Beefiness
After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
Preference lovebugsMysticality changed from 817 to 822
After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: You gain 2 hit points
After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points
After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
You gain 22630 Meat
After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm.
You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: embezzler's oil
After Battle: You gain 17 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 15 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 17 Smarm
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Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
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Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 473 to 474
cast 1 Disco Leer
You acquire an effect: Disco Leer (10)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 474 to 475
> Finished Habitats Monster
> Running fight Habitats Monster
Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave
> Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie
> Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Habitats Monster. Stay tuned for details.
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 475 to 476
Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren
[12116] The Dire Warren
Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler
Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320162216 to 20240320162225
Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 4 to 3
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: Mysterious Urquchillay shrieks and some golden nuggets land on the ground in front of you.
You acquire an item: gold nuggets
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
You gain 52 Meat.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage.
Round 15: You lose 1 hit point
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 77 Meat.
Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM!
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 5 damage.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage.
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power.
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense.
Round 23: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE 3: BACK IN THE HABIT!
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 29 damage.
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 attack power.
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 defense.
Round 24: mx indigo attacks!
Round 25: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 1174 damage.
Round 25: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con X, when you armwrestled StinkyBaby. You lost, but it was a good workout!
After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: You gain 1 hit point
After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points
After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
You gain 20265 Meat
After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm.
You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor
You acquire an item: embezzler's oil
After Battle: You gain 20 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 20 Chutzpah
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Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 477 to 478
cast 1 Leash of Linguini
You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 478 to 479
> Finished Habitats Monster
> Running fight Habitats Monster
Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave
> Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie
> Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Habitats Monster. Stay tuned for details.
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 479 to 480
Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren
[12117] The Dire Warren
Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler
Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320162225 to 20240320162232
Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 3 to 2
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: Mysterious Urquchillay shrieks and some golden nuggets land on the ground in front of you.
You acquire an item: gold nuggets
You gain 66 Meat.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
You gain 96 Meat.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM!
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 5 damage.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage.
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power.
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense.
Round 23: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 23: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE 3: BACK IN THE HABIT!
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 31 damage.
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 attack power.
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 defense.
Round 24: mx indigo attacks!
Round 25: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 1132 damage.
Round 25: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con XII, when Amazing Mariah taught you to play that really complicated board game.
After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: You gain 1 hit point
After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points
After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
You gain 18875 Meat
After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm.
You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor
You acquire an item: embezzler's oil
After Battle: You gain 19 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 22 Smarm
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Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 481 to 482
> Finished Habitats Monster
> Running fight Habitats Monster
Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave
> Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie
> Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Habitats Monster. Stay tuned for details.
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 482 to 483
Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren
[12118] The Dire Warren
Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler
Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320162232 to 20240320162240
Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 2 to 1
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: Mysterious Urquchillay shrieks and some golden nuggets land on the ground in front of you.
You acquire an item: gold nuggets
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 53 Meat.
Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 10 damage.
Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 6: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
You gain 96 Meat.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 7 damage.
Round 18: You lose 1 hit point
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM!
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 5 damage.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage.
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power.
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense.
Round 23: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE 3: BACK IN THE HABIT!
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 31 damage.
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 attack power.
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 defense.
Round 24: mx indigo attacks!
Round 25: You lose 1 hit point
Round 25: mx indigo casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 26: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 340 damage.
Round 26: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con XI, when both Jonas the Fantastic and BurritoBarbarian complimented you on your dancing.
After Battle: You gain 10 Smarm
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: You gain 3 hit points
After Battle: You gain 40 Mojo Points
After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
You gain 19411 Meat
After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm.
You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor
You acquire an item: embezzler's oil
After Battle: You gain 21 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 7 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 19 Smarm
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Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
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Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 484 to 485
> Finished Habitats Monster
> Running fight Habitats Monster
Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave
> Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie
> Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Habitats Monster. Stay tuned for details.
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 485 to 486
Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren
[12119] The Dire Warren
Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler
Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320162240 to 20240320162247
Preference _monsterHabitatsFightsLeft changed from 1 to 0
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
You gain 60 Meat.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage.
Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 53 Meat.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM!
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 6 damage.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage.
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power.
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense.
Round 23: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE 3: BACK IN THE HABIT!
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 29 damage.
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 attack power.
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 defense.
Round 24: mx indigo attacks!
Round 25: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 1036 damage.
Round 25: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con IX, when both RumAgent and LynxLady the Sloth complimented you on your dancing.
After Battle: You gain 9 Chutzpah
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
You gain 19908 Meat
After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm.
You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor
You acquire an item: embezzler's oil
After Battle: You gain 8 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 25 Roguishness
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Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 487 to 488
> Finished Habitats Monster
> Starting digitize counter by visiting the Haunted Kitchen!
> Starting romance counter by visiting the Haunted Kitchen!
> You do not have gregs active, so this is a regular free run.
familiar Pair of Stomping Boots (116 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 488 to 489
Unequip Hobo Monkey
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 489 to 490
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 490 to 491
unequip container
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Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.71 "bonus Mayflower bouquet", 987.89 "bonus Pantsgiving"
equip hat Crown of Thrones
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equip back Camp Scout backpack
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equip shirt Stephen's lab coat
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equip pants Pantsgiving
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equip acc1 stinky cheese eye
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 496 to 497
equip acc2 bakelite badge
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 497 to 498
equip familiar Snow Suit
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 498 to 499
Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Tailor the Snow Suit
Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 499 to 500
Took choice 640/5: Restores 1-10 MP after combat
choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=5
Preference snowsuit changed from nose to hat
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 500 to 501
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 501 to 502
> Maximize: Familiar Weight,Familiar Weight
Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit
Took choice 640/3: +10% item drops, can drop carrot nose
choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=3
Preference snowsuit changed from hat to nose
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 502 to 503
enthrone Flaming Gravy Fairy (103 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 503 to 504
Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to The Haunted Kitchen
Preference lastAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to The Haunted Kitchen
[12120] The Haunted Kitchen
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Encounter: zombie chef
Preference relayCounters changed from to 12134:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif
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Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320162247 to 20240320162304
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Round 1: mx indigo casts RETURN!
Round 2: Booty! kicks you in the butt to speed your escape. Thanks, Booty!...
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 43 to 44
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 33 to 34
Preference _banderRunaways changed from 3 to 4
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to zombie chef
This combat did not cost a turn
Preference _lastCombatWon changed from true to false
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 504 to 505
> Running fight Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh
Preference nextAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to Noob Cave
familiar Hobo Monkey (103 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 505 to 506
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 506 to 507
unequip hat
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equip back Buddy Bjorn
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 508 to 509
custom outfit Script Outfit 4
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 509 to 510
> Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie
> Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh. Stay tuned for details.
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 510 to 511
Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None
use 1 Spooky Putty monster
Preference spookyPuttyMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to
Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to None
[12120] Spooky Putty Monster
Preference lastEncounter changed from zombie chef to Knob Goblin Embezzler
Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler
Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320162304 to 20240320162309
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 511 to 512
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Round 1: mx indigo uses the Spooky Putty sheet!
You acquire an item: Spooky Putty monster
Round 2: Mysterious Urquchillay shrieks and some golden nuggets land on the ground in front of you.
You acquire an item: gold nuggets
Preference spookyPuttyCopiesMade changed from 1 to 2
Preference spookyPuttyMonster changed from to Knob Goblin Embezzler
Round 2: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 3: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
You gain 58 Meat.
Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 7 damage.
Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 53 Meat.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 10 damage.
Round 8: You lose 1 hit point
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage.
Round 19: You lose 1 hit point
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM!
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 5 damage.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage.
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power.
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense.
Round 23: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 23: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE 3: BACK IN THE HABIT!
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 30 damage.
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 attack power.
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 defense.
Round 24: mx indigo attacks!
Round 25: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 1014 damage.
Round 25: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con IX, when Edgar the Wimpy taught you to play that really complicated board game.
After Battle: You gain 8 Enchantedness
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
You gain 20559 Meat
After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm.
You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor
You acquire an item: embezzler's oil
After Battle: You gain 6 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 7 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 26 Sarcasm
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Preference _lastCombatWon changed from false to true
Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Kitchen
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 512 to 513
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 513 to 514
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
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Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
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Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
> Finished Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh
> Running fight Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh
Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Noob Cave
> Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie
> Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh. Stay tuned for details.
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 514 to 515
Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None
use 1 Spooky Putty monster
Preference spookyPuttyMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to
Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to None
[12121] Spooky Putty Monster
Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler
Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320162309 to 20240320162317
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 515 to 516
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Round 1: mx indigo uses the Spooky Putty sheet!
You acquire an item: Spooky Putty monster
Round 2: Mysterious Urquchillay shrieks and some golden nuggets land on the ground in front of you.
You acquire an item: gold nuggets
Round 2: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
You gain 64 Meat.
Preference spookyPuttyCopiesMade changed from 2 to 3
Preference spookyPuttyMonster changed from to Knob Goblin Embezzler
Round 2: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 7 damage.
Round 7: You lose 1 hit point
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 74 Meat.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM!
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 5 damage.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense.
Round 22: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 22: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage.
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power.
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense.
Round 23: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE 3: BACK IN THE HABIT!
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 31 damage.
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 attack power.
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 defense.
Round 24: mx indigo attacks!
Round 25: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 989 damage.
Round 25: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con X, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place...
You acquire an item: flask of porquoise juice
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
You gain 16190 Meat
After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm.
You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor
After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 25 Sarcasm
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Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 516 to 517
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 517 to 518
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
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Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
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Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
> Finished Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh
> Running fight Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh
Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Noob Cave
> Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie
> Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh. Stay tuned for details.
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 518 to 519
Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None
use 1 Spooky Putty monster
Preference spookyPuttyMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to
Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to None
[12122] Spooky Putty Monster
Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler
Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320162317 to 20240320162325
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 519 to 520
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Round 1: mx indigo uses the Spooky Putty sheet!
You acquire an item: Spooky Putty monster
Round 2: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
You gain 99 Meat.
You gain 63 Meat.
Preference spookyPuttyCopiesMade changed from 3 to 4
Preference spookyPuttyMonster changed from to Knob Goblin Embezzler
Round 2: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 10 damage.
Round 9: You lose 1 hit point
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 11: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 7 damage.
Round 11: You lose 1 hit point
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM!
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 5 damage.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense.
Round 22: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 22: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage.
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power.
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense.
Round 23: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE 3: BACK IN THE HABIT!
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 29 damage.
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 attack power.
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 defense.
Round 24: mx indigo attacks!
Round 25: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 973 damage.
Round 25: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con VII, when you armwrestled BoozeMeatMage. You lost, but it was a good workout!
After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
You gain 19696 Meat
After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm.
You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor
You acquire an item: embezzler's oil
After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 25 Smarm
Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Kitchen
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 520 to 521
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 521 to 522
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
> Finished Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh
> Running fight Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh
Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Noob Cave
> Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie
> Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh. Stay tuned for details.
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 522 to 523
Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None
use 1 Spooky Putty monster
Preference spookyPuttyMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to
Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to None
[12123] Spooky Putty Monster
Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler
Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320162325 to 20240320162333
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 523 to 524
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Round 1: mx indigo uses the Spooky Putty sheet!
You acquire an item: Spooky Putty monster
Round 2: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 2: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
You gain 72 Meat.
Preference spookyPuttyCopiesMade changed from 4 to 5
Preference spookyPuttyMonster changed from to Knob Goblin Embezzler
Round 2: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 7 damage.
Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 7 damage.
Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 45 Meat.
Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 8 damage.
Round 7: You lose 1 hit point
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM!
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 5 damage.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage.
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power.
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense.
Round 23: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE 3: BACK IN THE HABIT!
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 29 damage.
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 attack power.
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 defense.
Round 24: mx indigo attacks!
Round 25: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 934 damage.
Round 25: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con VIII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
After Battle: You gain 6 Smarm
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
You gain 21532 Meat
After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm.
You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
After Battle: You gain 14 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 17 Smarm
Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Kitchen
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 524 to 525
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 525 to 526
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
> Finished Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh
> Running fight Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh
Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Noob Cave
> Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie
> Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh. Stay tuned for details.
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 526 to 527
Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None
use 1 Spooky Putty monster
Preference spookyPuttyMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to
Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to None
[12124] Spooky Putty Monster
Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler
Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320162333 to 20240320162340
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 527 to 528
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
You gain 56 Meat.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
You gain 78 Meat.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 9 damage.
Round 17: You lose 1 hit point
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM!
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 5 damage.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage.
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power.
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense.
Round 23: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE 3: BACK IN THE HABIT!
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 31 damage.
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 attack power.
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 defense.
Round 24: mx indigo attacks!
Round 25: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 893 damage.
Round 25: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con V, when both BoozeBarbarian the Wonderful and Samantha the Fishy complimented you on your dancing.
After Battle: You gain 10 Roguishness
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
You gain 22025 Meat
After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm.
You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor
You acquire an item: embezzler's oil
After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 24 Sarcasm
Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Kitchen
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 528 to 529
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 529 to 530
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
> Finished Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh
> Running fight Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh
Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Noob Cave
> Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie
> Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh. Stay tuned for details.
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 530 to 531
Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None
use 1 Rain-Doh box full of monster
Preference rainDohMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to
Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to None
[12125] Rain-Doh box full of monster
Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler
Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320162340 to 20240320162348
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 531 to 532
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
You gain 85 Meat.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage.
Round 7: You lose 1 hit point
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 73 Meat.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 7 damage.
Round 18: You lose 1 hit point
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM!
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 5 damage.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense.
Round 22: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 22: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage.
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power.
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense.
Round 23: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE 3: BACK IN THE HABIT!
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 30 damage.
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 attack power.
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 defense.
Round 24: mx indigo attacks!
Round 25: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 867 damage.
Round 25: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con 3-D, when you armwrestled Ferris the Kind. You lost, but it was a good workout!
After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
You gain 21374 Meat
After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm.
You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: embezzler's oil
After Battle: You gain 10 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 20 Cheek
Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Kitchen
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 532 to 533
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 533 to 534
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
[12126] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You gain 113 Mojo Points
You gain 100 Strongness
Preference timesRested changed from 3 to 4
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 534 to 535
> Finished Spooky Putty & Rain-Doh
Maximizer: MP
equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 535 to 536
equip weapon frying brainpan
equip off-hand red wagon
equip back sea shawl
equip shirt sea salt scrubs
equip pants Jeans of Loathing
equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch
equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet
equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze
Unequip Angry Jung Man
equip familiar Mayflower bouquet
use 18 How to Avoid Scams
You acquire an effect: How to Scam Tourists (360)
use 1 How to Avoid Scams
You acquire an effect: How to Scam Tourists (20)
[12126] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You gain 280 hit points
You gain 132 Mojo Points
You gain 100 Muscleboundness
Preference timesRested changed from 4 to 5
cast 36 Leash of Linguini
You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (360)
[12126] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You gain 246 hit points
You gain 110 Mojo Points
You gain 100 Muscleboundness
Preference timesRested changed from 5 to 6
[12126] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You gain 117 hit points
You gain 148 Mojo Points
You gain 100 Strongness
Preference timesRested changed from 6 to 7
cast 36 Disco Leer
You acquire an effect: Disco Leer (360)
uneffect Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
use 6 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 214 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 536 to 537
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 39 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 537 to 538
cast 41 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (410)
use 12 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 451 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 538 to 539
cast 38 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (380)
use 19 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 677 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 539 to 540
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 38 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 540 to 541
cast 19 Drescher's Annoying Noise
You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (380)
use 28 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 991 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 541 to 542
cast 38 Pride of the Puffin
You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (380)
use 5 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 163 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 542 to 543
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 30 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 543 to 544
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 33 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 544 to 545
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 545 to 546
remove from stash: 1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card
You acquire an item: Platinum Yendorian Express Card
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 546 to 547
> Took Platinum Yendorian Express Card from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 547 to 548
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 548 to 549
add to stash: 1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 549 to 550
> Returned Platinum Yendorian Express Card to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 550 to 551
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
use 1 fishy pipe
You acquire an effect: Fishy (10)
Preference _fishyPipeUsed changed from false to true
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
familiar Obtuse Angel (70 lbs)
equip weapon haiku katana
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 551 to 552
equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 552 to 553
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 112.5 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe"
equip hat Lens of Hatred
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 553 to 554
equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 554 to 555
equip back Buddy Bjorn
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 555 to 556
equip shirt origami pasties
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 556 to 557
equip pants Pantsgiving
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 557 to 558
equip acc2 stinky cheese eye
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 558 to 559
equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 559 to 560
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 560 to 561
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 561 to 562
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
familiar Hobo Monkey (77 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 562 to 563
equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 563 to 564
equip weapon frying brainpan
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 564 to 565
equip off-hand red wagon
equip back sea shawl
equip shirt sea salt scrubs
equip pants Jeans of Loathing
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 565 to 566
equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch
equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 566 to 567
equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze
equip weapon haiku katana
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 567 to 568
equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 568 to 569
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 112.5 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe"
equip hat crumpled felt fedora
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 569 to 570
equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 570 to 571
equip back Buddy Bjorn
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 571 to 572
equip shirt origami pasties
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 572 to 573
equip pants repaid diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 573 to 574
equip acc2 stinky cheese eye
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 574 to 575
equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 575 to 576
Unequip Obtuse Angel
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 576 to 577
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 577 to 578
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 578 to 579
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 579 to 580
equip weapon frying brainpan
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 580 to 581
equip off-hand red wagon
equip back sea shawl
equip shirt sea salt scrubs
equip pants Jeans of Loathing
equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch
equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 581 to 582
equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze
equip familiar Mayflower bouquet
familiar Bloovian Groose (72 lbs)
equip familiar amulet coin
equip weapon haiku katana
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 582 to 583
equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 583 to 584
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe"
equip hat crumpled felt fedora
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 584 to 585
equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 585 to 586
equip back Buddy Bjorn
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 586 to 587
equip shirt origami pasties
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 587 to 588
equip pants repaid diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 588 to 589
equip acc2 stinky cheese eye
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 589 to 590
equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 590 to 591
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 591 to 592
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
equip hat Crown of Thrones
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 592 to 593
enthrone none
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 593 to 594
equip hat crumpled felt fedora
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 594 to 595
bjornify Flaming Gravy Fairy (97 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 595 to 596
familiar Hobo Monkey (102 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 596 to 597
equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 597 to 598
equip weapon frying brainpan
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 598 to 599
equip off-hand red wagon
equip back sea shawl
equip shirt sea salt scrubs
equip pants Jeans of Loathing
equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch
equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 599 to 600
equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze
Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Barf Mountain
familiar Crimbo Shrub (58 lbs)
Unequip Bloovian Groose
equip familiar amulet coin
equip weapon haiku katana
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 600 to 601
equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 601 to 602
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet", 987.89 "bonus Pantsgiving"
equip hat Lens of Hatred
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 602 to 603
equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 603 to 604
equip back Buddy Bjorn
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 604 to 605
equip shirt origami pasties
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 605 to 606
equip pants Pantsgiving
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 606 to 607
equip acc2 stinky cheese eye
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 607 to 608
equip acc3 cheap sunglasses
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 608 to 609
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 609 to 610
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Open a Big Red Present;skill Open a Big Red Present;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Open a Big Red Present;skill Open a Big Red Present;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 610 to 611
Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to Barf Mountain
[12126] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage.
You gain 2,939 Meat.
You acquire an effect: Everything Looks Red (99)
Round 1: You start to feel uncomfortably warm, and have to stop to empty some hot nuggets out of the Buddy Bjorn. You don't ask Flame-ey! where they came from, because you know you probably won't like the answer.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage.
Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 12 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 11 defense.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 58 Meat.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 5: garbage tourist takes 10 damage.
Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: Woddeus's bells jingle merrily.
Round 18: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: Woddeus's bells jingle merrily.
Round 19: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1637 damage.
You gain 585 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con IV, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
After Battle: You gain 7 Smarm
Your familiar gains a pound: Woddeus, the 7 lb. Crimbo Shrub
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from your back and sighs.
You gain 4645 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: Woddeus disinfects your wounds with spray snow and wraps them in tinsel.
After Battle: You gain 58 hit points
After Battle: Woddeus is so excited about Crimbo that he starts doing backflips. (+16 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 13 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 13 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 29 Smarm
You acquire an item: Arrow (+1)
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 44 to 45
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 34 to 35
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to garbage tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 611 to 612
>
> Executing Wanderers/Digitize Wanderer (Underwater, for Green Taffy)
Preference nextAdventure changed from Barf Mountain to The Briny Deeps
familiar Hobo Monkey (72 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 612 to 613
equip hat aerated diving helmet
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 613 to 614
equip familiar das boot
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 614 to 615
Maximizer: -tie, 10 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cheap sunglasses", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -back, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -familiar, -hat, 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe"
equip weapon cursed pirate cutlass
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 615 to 616
equip pants repaid diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 616 to 617
equip acc1 incredibly dense meat gem
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 617 to 618
equip acc2 Belt of Loathing
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 618 to 619
equip acc3 Sister Accessory
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 619 to 620
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 620 to 621
> Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie
bjornify Golden Monkey (99 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 621 to 622
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);use pulled green taffy;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort "Expected a digitized Knob Goblin Embezzler, but encountered something else.";"
> Autoattack macro: use pulled green taffy;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 622 to 623
Preference lastAdventure changed from Barf Mountain to The Briny Deeps
[12127] The Briny Deeps
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to Knob Goblin Embezzler
Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler
Preference _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonsterCount changed from 0 to 1
Preference relayCounters changed from 12134:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:12144:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif:12126:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif to 12134:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:12144:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif
Preference relayCounters changed from 12134:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:12144:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif to 12134:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:12144:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif:12146:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 623 to 624
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
> In fight, trying to get away to return items to stash...
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Round 1: mx indigo attacks!
Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 1041 damage.
Round 2: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
You gain 54 Meat.
Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con V, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
You gain 18797 Meat
After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm.
You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: embezzler's oil
A dolphin stole: meat stack
Preference dolphinItem changed from to meat stack
After Battle: You gain 4 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 2 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 11 Smarm
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to Knob Goblin Embezzler
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 624 to 625
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 625 to 626
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 626 to 627
unequip pants
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 627 to 628
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 628 to 629
add to stash: 1 repaid diaper
> Returned repaid diaper to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
add to stash: 1 mafia pointer finger ring
> Returned mafia pointer finger ring to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 629 to 630
Preference logPreferenceChange changed from true to false
> You fought 23 Knob Goblin Embezzler at the beginning of the day, and an additional 0 digitized Knob Goblin Embezzler throughout the day. Good work, probably!
> Including this, you have fought 23 across all ascensions today
> Extreme Items:
> 2 Volcoino worth 109740 total
> 1 cuppa Voraci tea worth 65700 total
> 2 blue mana worth 46800 total
> -3 Flaskfull of Hollow worth -47250 total
> -111 BACON worth -19980 total
> -74 Mountain Stream soda worth -17982 total
> This run of garbo, across 24 turns you generated 760,630 meat, with 317,155 raw meat and 443,475 from items
> So far today, across 24 turns you generated 760,630 meat, with 317,155 raw meat and 443,475 from items
> Using adventure value 5000.
> Local Version: 29c29418a70264f32aa9140c07cee65091eb5e94 (built from main@1359e614c80d46351c52bd2489cedcb81d117dd9)
> Garbo is up to date!
> Collecting garbage!
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference dontStopForCounters changed from false to true
Preference hpAutoRecovery changed from 0.6 to -0.05
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 1.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecovery changed from 0.05 to -0.05
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.2 to 0
Preference currentMood changed from default to apathetic
Preference libramSkillsSoftcore changed from all to none
Preference valueOfInventory changed from 1.8 to 2
Preference choiceAdventure1108 changed from 3 to 1
Preference choiceAdventure1340 changed from 0 to 1
Preference choiceAdventure1341 changed from 0 to 1
Preference shadowLabyrinthGoal changed from browser to effects
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 636 to 637
remove from stash: 1 repaid diaper
You acquire an item: repaid diaper
> Took repaid diaper from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 637 to 638
remove from stash: 1 mafia pointer finger ring
You acquire an item: mafia pointer finger ring
> Took mafia pointer finger ring from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 638 to 639
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 639 to 640
> Skipping fancy chocolate sculpture; too expensive (71890 > 30000).
mallsearch "possessed sugar cube"
> ===== FULL DIET =====
> Planning to fight 6 embezzlers and run 403 adventures
> 3 (max 3) mojo filter value: 0 price: 30000
> 1 (max 1) Rethinking Candy(barf) value: 22500 (additional value: 22500) price: 0
> 1 (max 1) Extrovermectin™ value: 75000 (additional value: 75000) price: 36000
> Assuming MPA of 5000, Total Cost 66000, Total Value 97500, Net Value 31500
> Trying to acquire 0 jars of Special Seasoning; max price 5000.
> Considering item mojo filter.
> Based on organ size, planning to consume 3.
> Based on organ-cleaning, planning to consume 3.
> Trying to acquire 3 mojo filters; max price 10000.
use 3 mojo filter
Preference currentMojoFilters changed from 0 to 3
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 640 to 641
> Considering item Rethinking Candy.
> Based on organ size, planning to consume 1.
mallsearch "Glo-Pop"
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 641 to 642
buy 1 Glo-Pop for 105 each from shop #1053259 on 20240320
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 642 to 643
cast 1 Sweet Synthesis
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 643 to 644
synthesize 1 Glo-Pop, sugar sheet
You acquire an effect: Synthesis: Greed (30)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 644 to 645
> Considering item Extrovermectin™.
> Based on organ size, planning to consume 1.
> Trying to acquire 1 Extrovermectin™s; max price 75000.
Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 20000 to 75000
mallsearch "Extrovermectin™"
buy 1 Extrovermectin™ for 36000 each from shop #1483803 on 20240320
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 645 to 646
Preference autoBuyPriceLimit changed from 75000 to 20000
chew 1 Extrovermectin™
Preference beGregariousCharges changed from 0 to 1
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 646 to 647
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
>
> Executing Daily Familiars/Moveable feast
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 647 to 648
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 648 to 649
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 649 to 650
>
> Executing Daily/Configure I Voted! Sticker
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
>
> Executing Daily/Verify Horsery
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
>
> Executing Daily/Check Barf Mountain Quest
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
Visiting the Employee Assignment Kiosk
>
> Executing Daily/Free Volcano Mining
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
Preference lastAdventure changed from The Briny Deeps to The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining)
Preference nextAdventure changed from The Briny Deeps to The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining)
[12128] The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining)
equip weapon high-temperature mining drill
Preference lastAdventure changed from The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) to The Briny Deeps
Maximizer: Hot Resistance -1weapon -1offhand -1familiar
equip hat Goggles of Loathing
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 650 to 651
bjornify Bad Vibe (58 lbs)
equip shirt Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat
equip pants bakelite breeches
equip acc1 training legwarmers
equip acc2 Pocket Square of Loathing
equip acc3 vial of hot blood
equip acc3 Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter
> Trying a spot.
> Mining at square (4, 6)
Preference lastAdventure changed from The Briny Deeps to The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining)
[12128] The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining)
You gain 27 Meat
Preference lastAdventure changed from The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) to The Briny Deeps
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 651 to 652
>
>
> === Report: Results this Session ===
>
> Obtained 0 1,970 carat golds in 1 turns.
> Total session gold value: 0 meat
> Average session value: 0 meat/adventure
> Runtime: 4.0 secs, or 4000ms/adv at 0 meat/second
>
>
> === Version Lifetime (data/pjbminer_data.txt) ===
>
> Obtained 2 gold pieces for 39400 meat.
> Used 78 secs to spend 29 adventures.
> Average gain: 1358 meat / adv
>
>
>
>
> Executing Daily Items/Clear Existing Rufus Quest
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
>
> Executing Daily Items/Treat
familiar Trick-or-Treating Tot (60 lbs)
equip weapon porcelain police baton
equip off-hand porcelain pepper mill
equip hat porcelain porkpie
equip back porcelain pelerine
equip pants porcelain plus-fours
equip acc1 porcelain phantom mask
> CCS: [default]\n "abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!";"
> Autoattack macro: abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!";
place.php?whichplace=town&action=town_trickortreat
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference choiceAdventure1324 changed from 0 to 5
Preference choiceAdventure1387 changed from to 2
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
>
> Executing Free Fight/Trick
familiar Angry Jung Man (71 lbs)
equip hat wolfman mask
Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -hat, 142.2 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.71 "bonus Mayflower bouquet", 987.89 "bonus Pantsgiving"
equip weapon cursed pirate cutlass
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 652 to 653
equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 653 to 654
equip back Buddy Bjorn
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 654 to 655
equip shirt Stephen's lab coat
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 655 to 656
equip pants Pantsgiving
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 656 to 657
equip acc1 stinky cheese eye
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 657 to 658
equip acc2 Belt of Loathing
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 658 to 659
equip acc3 bakelite badge
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 659 to 660
Unequip Pair of Stomping Boots
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 660 to 661
equip familiar Snow Suit
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 661 to 662
Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Tailor the Snow Suit
Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 662 to 663
Took choice 640/5: Restores 1-10 MP after combat
choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=5
Preference snowsuit changed from nose to hat
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 663 to 664
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 664 to 665
> Maximize: Familiar Weight
Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit
Took choice 640/3: +10% item drops, can drop carrot nose
choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=3
Preference snowsuit changed from hat to nose
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 665 to 666
bjornify Flaming Gravy Fairy (97 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 666 to 667
> CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
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Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 668 to 669
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 669 to 670
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 670 to 671
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 671 to 672
> You have the following copy target sources untapped right now:
> 3 from Be Gregarious
> 1 from Be Gregarious (Set Up Crystal Ball)
> 3 from Time-Spinner
Preference nextAdventure changed from The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) to None
Preference nextAdventure changed from None to The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining)
Maximizer: MP
equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 672 to 673
equip weapon frying brainpan
equip off-hand red wagon
equip back sea shawl
equip shirt sea salt scrubs
equip pants Jeans of Loathing
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 673 to 674
equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 674 to 675
equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet
equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze
equip familiar Mayflower bouquet
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 675 to 676
add to stash: 1 repaid diaper
> Returned repaid diaper to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
add to stash: 1 mafia pointer finger ring
> Returned mafia pointer finger ring to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 676 to 677
Preference logPreferenceChange changed from true to false
> You fought 7 Knob Goblin Embezzler at the beginning of the day, and an additional 0 digitized Knob Goblin Embezzler throughout the day. Good work, probably!
> Including this, you have fought 30 across all ascensions today
> Extreme Items:
> -1 sugar sheet worth -180 total
> -1 minin' dynamite worth -3591 total
> -3 mojo filter worth -27000 total
> -3 mojo filter worth -27000 total
> -1 minin' dynamite worth -3591 total
> -1 sugar sheet worth -180 total
> This run of garbo, across 0 turns you generated -66,849 meat, with -36,078 raw meat and -30,771 from items
> So far today, across 24 turns you generated 693,781 meat, with 281,077 raw meat and 412,704 from items
use 1 11-leaf clover
You acquire an intrinsic: Lucky!
Maximizer: meat
equip hat crumpled felt fedora
equip weapon garbage sticker
equip off-hand Half a Purse
You acquire an item: carpe
equip back carpe
equip shirt origami pasties
equip pants Pantsgiving
equip acc1 incredibly dense meat gem
equip acc2 Belt of Loathing
equip acc3 Uncle Hobo's belt
Unequip Crimbo Shrub
equip familiar amulet coin
Maximizer: meat
[12128] Cobb's Knob Treasury
Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 1: mx indigo uses the alpine watercolor set!
Round 2: mx indigo executes a macro!
Round 2: mx indigo casts RUN LIKE THE WIND!
Round 3: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 8 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo casts BREAK IT ON DOWN!
Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 10 damage.
Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 9 damage.
Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
Round 4: mx indigo casts POP AND LOCK IT!
Rave combo: Rave Nirvana
Round 5: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 16 damage.
You acquire an effect: Rave Nirvana (1)
Round 5: mx indigo executes a macro!
Round 5: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 72 Meat.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM!
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 7 damage.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: A lovegrub crawls out from under a nearby pile of refuse and delivers a little stack of Meat.
You gain 98 Meat.
After Battle: Dreamy! says, "the little dance that I am doing is symbolic of my sublimated desire for material goods," and winks at you.
You gain 18322 Meat
After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm.
You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor
You acquire an item: embezzler's oil
After Battle: You gain 5 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 9 Cheek
> Using adventure value 5000.
> Local Version: 29c29418a70264f32aa9140c07cee65091eb5e94 (built from main@1359e614c80d46351c52bd2489cedcb81d117dd9)
> Garbo is up to date!
> Collecting garbage!
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference dontStopForCounters changed from false to true
Preference hpAutoRecovery changed from 0.6 to -0.05
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 1.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecovery changed from 0.05 to -0.05
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.2 to 0
Preference currentMood changed from default to apathetic
Preference libramSkillsSoftcore changed from all to none
Preference valueOfInventory changed from 1.8 to 2
Preference choiceAdventure1108 changed from 3 to 1
Preference choiceAdventure1340 changed from 0 to 1
Preference choiceAdventure1341 changed from 0 to 1
Preference shadowLabyrinthGoal changed from browser to effects
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 38 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 680 to 681
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 681 to 682
remove from stash: 1 repaid diaper
You acquire an item: repaid diaper
> Took repaid diaper from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
remove from stash: 1 mafia pointer finger ring
You acquire an item: mafia pointer finger ring
> Took mafia pointer finger ring from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 682 to 683
> Skipping fancy chocolate sculpture; too expensive (71890 > 30000).
mallsearch "possessed sugar cube"
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
>
> Executing Daily Familiars/Moveable feast
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 683 to 684
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 684 to 685
>
> Executing Daily/Configure I Voted! Sticker
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
>
> Executing Daily/Verify Horsery
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
>
> Executing Daily/Check Barf Mountain Quest
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
Visiting the Employee Assignment Kiosk
>
> Executing Daily/Free Volcano Mining
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
You gain 360 hit points
Preference lastAdventure changed from Cobb's Knob Treasury to The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining)
Preference nextAdventure changed from Cobb's Knob Treasury to The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining)
[12129] The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining)
equip weapon high-temperature mining drill
Preference lastAdventure changed from The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) to Cobb's Knob Treasury
Maximizer: Hot Resistance -1weapon -1offhand -1familiar
equip hat Goggles of Loathing
equip back Buddy Bjorn
bjornify Bad Vibe (58 lbs)
equip shirt Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat
equip pants bakelite breeches
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 685 to 686
equip acc1 training legwarmers
equip acc2 Pocket Square of Loathing
equip acc3 vial of hot blood
equip acc3 Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter
> Trying a spot.
> Mining at square (2, 6)
Preference lastAdventure changed from Cobb's Knob Treasury to The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining)
[12129] The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining)
Preference lastAdventure changed from The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) to Cobb's Knob Treasury
>
>
> === Report: Results this Session ===
>
> Obtained 0 1,970 carat golds in 1 turns.
> Total session gold value: 0 meat
> Average session value: 0 meat/adventure
> Runtime: 6.0 secs, or 6000ms/adv at 0 meat/second
>
>
> === Version Lifetime (data/pjbminer_data.txt) ===
>
> Obtained 2 gold pieces for 39400 meat.
> Used 84 secs to spend 30 adventures.
> Average gain: 1313 meat / adv
>
>
>
>
> Executing Daily Items/Clear Existing Rufus Quest
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
>
> Executing Daily Items/Treat
familiar Trick-or-Treating Tot (60 lbs)
equip weapon porcelain police baton
equip off-hand porcelain pepper mill
equip hat porcelain porkpie
equip back porcelain pelerine
equip pants porcelain plus-fours
equip acc1 porcelain phantom mask
> CCS: [default]\n "abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!";"
> Autoattack macro: abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!";
place.php?whichplace=town&action=town_trickortreat
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference choiceAdventure1324 changed from 0 to 5
Preference choiceAdventure1387 changed from to 2
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
>
> Executing Free Fight/Trick
familiar Angry Jung Man (81 lbs)
equip hat wolfman mask
Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -hat, 142.2 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.71 "bonus Mayflower bouquet", 987.89 "bonus Pantsgiving"
equip weapon cursed pirate cutlass
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 686 to 687
equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 687 to 688
equip back Buddy Bjorn
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 688 to 689
equip shirt Stephen's lab coat
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 689 to 690
equip pants Pantsgiving
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 690 to 691
equip acc1 stinky cheese eye
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 691 to 692
equip acc2 Belt of Loathing
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 692 to 693
equip acc3 bakelite badge
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 693 to 694
equip familiar Snow Suit
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 694 to 695
Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Tailor the Snow Suit
Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 695 to 696
Took choice 640/5: Restores 1-10 MP after combat
choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=5
Preference snowsuit changed from nose to hat
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 696 to 697
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 697 to 698
> Maximize: Familiar Weight
Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit
Took choice 640/3: +10% item drops, can drop carrot nose
choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=3
Preference snowsuit changed from hat to nose
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 698 to 699
bjornify Flaming Gravy Fairy (97 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 699 to 700
> CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 700 to 701
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 701 to 702
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 702 to 703
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 703 to 704
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 704 to 705
Preference nextAdventure changed from The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) to Friar Ceremony Location
Preference nextAdventure changed from Friar Ceremony Location to None
Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Friar Ceremony Location
Maximizer: MP
equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 705 to 706
equip weapon frying brainpan
equip off-hand red wagon
equip back carpe
equip shirt sea salt scrubs
equip pants Jeans of Loathing
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 706 to 707
equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 707 to 708
equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet
equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze
equip familiar Mayflower bouquet
uneffect Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 34 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 708 to 709
use 2 pulled blue taffy
You acquire an effect: Blue Swayed (20)
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 709 to 710
remove from stash: 1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card
You acquire an item: Platinum Yendorian Express Card
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 710 to 711
> Took Platinum Yendorian Express Card from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 711 to 712
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 712 to 713
add to stash: 1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 713 to 714
> Returned Platinum Yendorian Express Card to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 714 to 715
museum.php?action=icehouse
familiar Hobo Monkey (58 lbs)
> Running fight Chateau Painting
Preference nextAdventure changed from Friar Ceremony Location to Noob Cave
equip hat Crown of Thrones
Maximizer: -tie, 10 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cheap sunglasses", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -hat, 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe"
equip weapon cursed pirate cutlass
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 715 to 716
equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 716 to 717
equip shirt origami pasties
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equip pants repaid diaper
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equip acc1 incredibly dense meat gem
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 719 to 720
equip acc2 Belt of Loathing
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 720 to 721
equip acc3 Sister Accessory
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 721 to 722
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 722 to 723
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 723 to 724
> Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie
enthrone Golden Monkey (100 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 724 to 725
> Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Chateau Painting. Stay tuned for details.
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 725 to 726
Preference _chateauMonsterFought changed from false to true
Preference lastAdventure changed from Cobb's Knob Treasury to None
Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None
[12129] Chateau Painting
Preference lastEncounter changed from Tailor the Snow Suit to Knob Goblin Embezzler
Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler
Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320171542 to 20240320171800
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 726 to 727
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Round 1: mx indigo casts BE GREGARIOUS!
Round 2: Mysterious Urquchillay shrieks and tosses some golden nuggets at your foe. They land six inches in front of you, so you pick them up.
You acquire an item: gold nuggets
Preference beGregariousCharges changed from 1 to 0
Preference beGregariousFightsLeft changed from 0 to 3
Round 2: mx indigo casts DIGITIZE!
Round 3: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
You gain 83 Meat.
Preference _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonsterCount changed from 2 to 0
Preference relayCounters changed from 12134:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:12144:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif:12146:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif to 12134:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:12144:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif
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Preference _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonster changed from to Knob Goblin Embezzler
Preference _sourceTerminalDigitizeUses changed from 1 to 2
Round 3: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
You gain 65 Meat.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 11: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage.
Round 11: You lose 1 hit point
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage.
Round 17: You lose 1 hit point
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM!
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 5 damage.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage.
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power.
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense.
Round 23: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE 3: BACK IN THE HABIT!
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 29 damage.
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 attack power.
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 defense.
Round 24: mx indigo attacks!
Round 25: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 786 damage.
Round 25: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 25: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con V, when FitLewis taught you to play that really complicated board game.
After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness
After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
Preference lovebugsItemDrop changed from 181 to 182
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
You gain 20574 Meat
After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm.
You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 13 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 16 Chutzpah
Preference lastAdventure changed from None to Cobb's Knob Treasury
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 727 to 728
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 728 to 729
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 37 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 729 to 730
> Finished Chateau Painting
familiar Urchin Urchin (84 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 730 to 731
Unequip Hobo Monkey
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equip familiar amulet coin
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Maximizer: -tie, meat, "equip aerated diving helmet", -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones
equip hat aerated diving helmet
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 733 to 734
equip weapon garbage sticker
equip off-hand Half a Purse
use 1 Clara's bell
Preference noncombatForcerActive changed from false to true
Preference _claraBellUsed changed from false to true
Preference choiceAdventure918 changed from 0 to 1
Preference nextAdventure changed from None to The Sunken Party Yacht
Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Yacht, See?
Encounter: Yacht, See?
Preference relayCounters changed from 12134:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:12144:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif to 12134:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:12144:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif:12136:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif
Preference _tempRelayCounters changed from 7:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif| to
Preference lastAdventure changed from Cobb's Knob Treasury to The Sunken Party Yacht
[12130] The Sunken Party Yacht
Took choice 720/1: (secret choice)
choice.php?whichchoice=720&option=1&plant=33&pwd
Preference _floristPlantsUsed changed from to Crookweed
[12130] The Sunken Party Yacht
Preference lastEncounter changed from Yacht, See? to Yachtzee!
Encounter: Yachtzee!
Preference noncombatForcerActive changed from true to false
Took choice 918/1: get cocktail ingredients (sometimes Ultimate Mind Destroyer)
choice.php?whichchoice=918&option=1&pwd
You acquire an item: bottle of gin
You acquire an item: bottle of gin
You acquire an item: bottle of whiskey
You acquire an item: lemon
You acquire an item: lemon
You acquire an item: strawberry
You acquire an item: magical ice cubes
You acquire an item: magical ice cubes
Preference encountersUntilYachtzeeChoice changed from 20 to 19
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 734 to 735
> Running fight Be Gregarious
Preference nextAdventure changed from The Sunken Party Yacht to Noob Cave
familiar Hobo Monkey (93 lbs)
Unequip Urchin Urchin
equip familiar amulet coin
equip hat Crown of Thrones
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 735 to 736
custom outfit Script Outfit 1
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 736 to 737
> Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie
> Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Be Gregarious. Stay tuned for details.
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 737 to 738
Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren
Preference lastAdventure changed from The Sunken Party Yacht to The Dire Warren
[12131] The Dire Warren
Preference lastEncounter changed from Yachtzee! to Knob Goblin Embezzler
Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler
Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320171800 to 20240320171825
Preference beGregariousFightsLeft changed from 3 to 2
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
You gain 78 Meat.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
You gain 100 Meat.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM!
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 5 damage.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage.
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power.
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense.
Round 23: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE 3: BACK IN THE HABIT!
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 30 damage.
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 attack power.
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 defense.
Round 24: mx indigo attacks!
Round 25: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 785 damage.
Round 25: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VII, when you and MeatThug the Majestic totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
After Battle: You gain 9 Smarm
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
You gain 17401 Meat
After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm.
You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: moist barrel
After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 12 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 19 Chutzpah
You gain a Moxie point!
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 738 to 739
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 739 to 740
> Finished Be Gregarious
> Running fight Be Gregarious
Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave
> Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie
> Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Be Gregarious. Stay tuned for details.
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 740 to 741
Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren
[12132] The Dire Warren
Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler
Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320171825 to 20240320171832
Preference beGregariousFightsLeft changed from 2 to 1
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 2: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
You gain 68 Meat.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 74 Meat.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM!
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 5 damage.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense.
Round 22: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 22: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage.
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power.
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense.
Round 23: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE 3: BACK IN THE HABIT!
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 31 damage.
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 attack power.
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 defense.
Round 24: mx indigo attacks!
Round 25: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 871 damage.
Round 25: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con XII, when you and Admiral Great totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
After Battle: You gain 9 Cheek
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
You gain 17058 Meat
After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm.
You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor
After Battle: You gain 10 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 7 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 21 Sarcasm
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 741 to 742
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 742 to 743
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 36 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 743 to 744
> Finished Be Gregarious
> Running fight Be Gregarious
Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave
> Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie
> Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Be Gregarious. Stay tuned for details.
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 744 to 745
Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to The Dire Warren
[12133] The Dire Warren
Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler
Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320171832 to 20240320171840
Preference beGregariousFightsLeft changed from 1 to 0
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: Mysterious Urquchillay shrieks and tosses some golden nuggets at your foe. They land six inches in front of you, so you pick them up.
You acquire an item: gold nuggets
Round 2: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
You gain 95 Meat.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 4: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 10 damage.
Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 47 Meat.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM!
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 5 damage.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage.
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power.
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense.
Round 23: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 23: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE 3: BACK IN THE HABIT!
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 31 damage.
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 attack power.
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 defense.
Round 24: mx indigo attacks!
Round 25: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 772 damage.
Round 25: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con 3-D, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
Preference lovebugsMuscle changed from 751 to 755
After Battle: You gain 4 Strengthliness
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
You gain 19767 Meat
After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm.
You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor
You acquire an item: embezzler's oil
You acquire an item: moist barrel
After Battle: You gain 10 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 21 Smarm
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Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 746 to 747
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 39 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 747 to 748
> Finished Be Gregarious
> Running fight Time-Spinner
Preference nextAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to Noob Cave
> Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie
> Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Time-Spinner. Stay tuned for details.
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 748 to 749
use 1 Time-Spinner
Preference lastAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to None
Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None
[12134] Time-Spinner
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 749 to 750
Took choice 1195/1: (secret choice)
choice.php?whichchoice=1195&option=1&pwd
Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Travel to a Recent Fight
Encounter: Travel to a Recent Fight
Took choice 1196/1: Spin and Fight!
choice.php?whichchoice=1196&monid=530&option=1
[12134] A Recent Fight
Preference lastEncounter changed from Travel to a Recent Fight to Knob Goblin Embezzler
Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler
Preference _timeSpinnerMinutesUsed changed from 0 to 3
Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320171840 to 20240320171848
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 750 to 751
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: Mysterious Urquchillay shrieks and tosses some golden nuggets at your foe. They land six inches in front of you, so you pick them up.
You acquire an item: gold nuggets
You gain 45 Meat.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 9: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
You gain 77 Meat.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM!
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 5 damage.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage.
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power.
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense.
Round 23: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE 3: BACK IN THE HABIT!
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 31 damage.
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 attack power.
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 defense.
Round 24: mx indigo attacks!
Round 25: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 787 damage.
Round 25: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con XI, when you and Sexy Gabriella and BurritoGabriella won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
You gain 21337 Meat
After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm.
You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: embezzler's oil
After Battle: You gain 8 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 22 Smarm
Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Dire Warren
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 751 to 752
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 752 to 753
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
> Finished Time-Spinner
> Running fight Time-Spinner
Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Noob Cave
> Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie
> Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Time-Spinner. Stay tuned for details.
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 753 to 754
use 1 Time-Spinner
Preference lastAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to None
Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None
[12135] Time-Spinner
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 754 to 755
Took choice 1195/1: (secret choice)
choice.php?whichchoice=1195&option=1&pwd
Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Travel to a Recent Fight
Encounter: Travel to a Recent Fight
Took choice 1196/1: Spin and Fight!
choice.php?whichchoice=1196&monid=530&option=1
[12135] A Recent Fight
Preference lastEncounter changed from Travel to a Recent Fight to Knob Goblin Embezzler
Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler
Preference _timeSpinnerMinutesUsed changed from 3 to 6
Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320171848 to 20240320171856
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 755 to 756
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 3: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
You gain 57 Meat.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 42 Meat.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage.
Round 9: You lose 1 hit point
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 7 damage.
Round 12: You lose 1 hit point
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM!
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 6 damage.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense.
Round 22: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 22: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage.
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power.
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense.
Round 23: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE 3: BACK IN THE HABIT!
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 30 damage.
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 attack power.
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 defense.
Round 24: mx indigo attacks!
Round 25: You lose 16 hit points
Round 25: mx indigo casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 26: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 354 damage.
Round 26: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VI, when you and ReadyBearSeal totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
After Battle: You gain 8 Chutzpah
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
You gain 18534 Meat
After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm.
You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor
You acquire an item: embezzler's oil
After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 7 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 24 Cheek
Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Dire Warren
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 756 to 757
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 757 to 758
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 35 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 758 to 759
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 37 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 759 to 760
> Finished Time-Spinner
> Running fight Time-Spinner
Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Noob Cave
> Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie
> Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Time-Spinner. Stay tuned for details.
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 760 to 761
use 1 Time-Spinner
Preference lastAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to None
Preference nextAdventure changed from Noob Cave to None
[12136] Time-Spinner
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 761 to 762
Took choice 1195/1: (secret choice)
choice.php?whichchoice=1195&option=1&pwd
Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Travel to a Recent Fight
Encounter: Travel to a Recent Fight
Took choice 1196/1: Spin and Fight!
choice.php?whichchoice=1196&monid=530&option=1
[12136] A Recent Fight
Preference lastEncounter changed from Travel to a Recent Fight to Knob Goblin Embezzler
Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler
Preference _timeSpinnerMinutesUsed changed from 6 to 9
Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320171856 to 20240320171904
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 762 to 763
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
You gain 59 Meat.
You gain 66 Meat.
Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 10 damage.
Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage.
Round 9: You lose 1 hit point
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM!
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 5 damage.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage.
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power.
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense.
Round 23: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE 3: BACK IN THE HABIT!
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 30 damage.
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 attack power.
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 defense.
Round 24: mx indigo attacks!
Round 25: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 793 damage.
Round 25: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con V, when you and Doctor Pizza and Stinky Makayla won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness
After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
Preference lovebugsItemDrop changed from 182 to 183
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
You gain 18478 Meat
After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm.
You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor
After Battle: You gain 7 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 11 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 20 Sarcasm
Preference relayCounters changed from 12134:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:12144:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif:12136:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif to 12144:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif:12136:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif
Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Dire Warren
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 763 to 764
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 764 to 765
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
> Finished Time-Spinner
> Running fight Digitize
> Wandering at The Deep Dark Jungle for expected value 321.23 (Lovebugs The Deep Dark Jungle)
Preference nextAdventure changed from None to The Deep Dark Jungle
> Maximize: 10 Meat Drop,-tie
> Now running Knob Goblin Embezzler fight: Digitize. Stay tuned for details.
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 765 to 766
Preference lastAdventure changed from The Dire Warren to The Deep Dark Jungle
[12137] The Deep Dark Jungle
Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler
Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20240320171904 to 20240320171911
Preference _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonsterCount changed from 0 to 1
Preference relayCounters changed from 12144:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif:12136:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif to 12144:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif
Preference relayCounters changed from 12144:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif to 12144:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif:12156:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: Mysterious Urquchillay shrieks and tosses some golden nuggets at your foe. They land six inches in front of you, so you pick them up.
You acquire an item: gold nuggets
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
You gain 56 Meat.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 65 Meat.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 7 damage.
Round 15: You lose 1 hit point
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 6 damage.
Round 21: You lose 1 hit point
Round 21: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM!
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 6 damage.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage.
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 attack power.
Round 23: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 11 defense.
Round 23: mx indigo casts DISCO DANCE 3: BACK IN THE HABIT!
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 29 damage.
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 attack power.
Round 24: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 32 defense.
Round 24: mx indigo attacks!
Round 25: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 791 damage.
Round 25: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con IV, when you and BearTitle and DeftGirl won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness
After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
Preference lovebugsItemDrop changed from 183 to 184
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay surveys the scene from atop the throne, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
You gain 20926 Meat
After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm.
You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: embezzler's oil
After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 10 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 21 Smarm
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 766 to 767
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 767 to 768
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 33 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 768 to 769
> Finished Digitize
Preference nextAdventure changed from The Deep Dark Jungle to None
Preference nextAdventure changed from None to The Deep Dark Jungle
Maximizer: MP
equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 769 to 770
equip weapon frying brainpan
equip off-hand red wagon
equip shirt sea salt scrubs
equip pants hobo dungarees
equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch
equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet
equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze
Unequip Angry Jung Man
equip familiar Mayflower bouquet
uneffect Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
use 3 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 102 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 770 to 771
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 36 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 771 to 772
cast 40 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (400)
use 4 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 142 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 772 to 773
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 31 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 773 to 774
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 774 to 775
remove from stash: 1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card
You acquire an item: Platinum Yendorian Express Card
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 775 to 776
> Took Platinum Yendorian Express Card from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 776 to 777
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 777 to 778
add to stash: 1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 778 to 779
> Returned Platinum Yendorian Express Card to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 779 to 780
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
familiar Obtuse Angel (58 lbs)
equip familiar amulet coin
equip weapon haiku katana
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 780 to 781
equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 781 to 782
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe"
equip hat Crown of Thrones
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 782 to 783
equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 783 to 784
equip shirt origami pasties
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 784 to 785
equip pants Pantsgiving
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 785 to 786
equip acc2 stinky cheese eye
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 786 to 787
equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 787 to 788
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 788 to 789
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
equip back Buddy Bjorn
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 789 to 790
bjornify none
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 790 to 791
equip back carpe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 791 to 792
enthrone Flaming Gravy Fairy (60 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 792 to 793
familiar Hobo Monkey (65 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 793 to 794
equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 794 to 795
equip weapon frying brainpan
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 795 to 796
equip off-hand red wagon
equip shirt sea salt scrubs
equip pants hobo dungarees
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 796 to 797
equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch
equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 797 to 798
equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze
equip weapon haiku katana
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 798 to 799
equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 799 to 800
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 112.5 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe"
equip hat Crown of Thrones
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 800 to 801
equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 801 to 802
equip shirt origami pasties
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 802 to 803
equip pants repaid diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 803 to 804
equip acc2 stinky cheese eye
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 804 to 805
equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 805 to 806
Unequip Obtuse Angel
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 806 to 807
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 807 to 808
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 808 to 809
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
enthrone Golden Monkey (72 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 809 to 810
equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 810 to 811
equip weapon frying brainpan
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 811 to 812
equip off-hand red wagon
equip shirt sea salt scrubs
equip pants hobo dungarees
equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch
equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 812 to 813
equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze
equip familiar Mayflower bouquet
familiar Bloovian Groose (60 lbs)
equip familiar amulet coin
equip weapon haiku katana
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 813 to 814
equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 814 to 815
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe"
equip hat Crown of Thrones
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 815 to 816
equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 816 to 817
equip shirt origami pasties
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 817 to 818
equip pants repaid diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 818 to 819
equip acc2 stinky cheese eye
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 819 to 820
equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 820 to 821
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 821 to 822
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
enthrone Flaming Gravy Fairy (75 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 822 to 823
familiar Hobo Monkey (80 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 823 to 824
equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 824 to 825
equip weapon frying brainpan
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 825 to 826
equip off-hand red wagon
equip shirt sea salt scrubs
equip pants hobo dungarees
equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch
equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 826 to 827
equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze
Preference nextAdventure changed from The Deep Dark Jungle to Barf Mountain
equip weapon haiku katana
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 827 to 828
equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 828 to 829
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet", 987.89 "bonus Pantsgiving"
equip hat Crown of Thrones
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 829 to 830
equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 830 to 831
equip shirt origami pasties
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 831 to 832
equip pants Pantsgiving
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 832 to 833
equip acc2 stinky cheese eye
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 833 to 834
equip acc3 cheap sunglasses
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 834 to 835
Unequip Bloovian Groose
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 835 to 836
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 836 to 837
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 837 to 838
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 838 to 839
Preference lastAdventure changed from The Deep Dark Jungle to Barf Mountain
[12138] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 69 Meat.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
You gain 74 Meat.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 4: garbage tourist takes 8 damage.
Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1560 damage.
You gain 420 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con X, when you and VoidRaccoon and LiverLankyWarrior won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
You gain 4419 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: You gain 12 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 19 Roguishness
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 45 to 46
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 36 to 37
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to garbage tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 839 to 840
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 31 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 840 to 841
[12139] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to Knob Goblin Embezzler
Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler
Preference _romanticFightsLeft changed from 3 to 2
Preference relayCounters changed from 12144:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif:12156:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif to 12156:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif
Preference relayCounters changed from 12156:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif to 12156:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif:12153:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif
Preference relayCounters changed from 12156:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif:12153:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif to 12156:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif:12153:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:12163:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 10 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Preference lastMacroError changed from Macro Aborted ("abort "Expected a digitized Knob Goblin Embezzler, but encountered something else."") to Macro Aborted ("abort")
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 841 to 842
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
> In fight, trying to get away to return items to stash...
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Round 1: mx indigo attacks!
Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 1188 damage.
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
You gain 96 Meat.
Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 5 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VII, when you and Lady Defense took turns doing benchpresses with Lord Super's car. Wait, did that really happen?
After Battle: You gain 9 Fortitude
After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat.
Preference lovebugsMeatDrop changed from 42 to 43
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
You gain 15347 Meat
After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm.
You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: embezzler's oil
After Battle: You gain 4 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 10 Sarcasm
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 46 to 47
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 37 to 38
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to Knob Goblin Embezzler
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 842 to 843
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 843 to 844
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 844 to 845
add to stash: 1 repaid diaper
> Returned repaid diaper to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
unequip acc1
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 845 to 846
add to stash: 1 mafia pointer finger ring
> Returned mafia pointer finger ring to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 846 to 847
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 847 to 848
Preference logPreferenceChange changed from true to false
> You fought 15 Knob Goblin Embezzler at the beginning of the day, and an additional 0 digitized Knob Goblin Embezzler throughout the day. Good work, probably!
> Including this, you have fought 45 across all ascensions today
> Extreme Items:
> 27 meat stack worth 2700 total
> 9 Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau worth 522 total
> 4 gold nuggets worth 400 total
> -2 pulled blue taffy worth -7738 total
> -18 Mountain Stream soda worth -4374 total
> 16 Source essence worth 16 total
> This run of garbo, across 11 turns you generated 168,302 meat, with 175,577 raw meat and -7,275 from items
> So far today, across 35 turns you generated 862,083 meat, with 456,654 raw meat and 405,429 from items
> Using adventure value 5000.
> Local Version: 29c29418a70264f32aa9140c07cee65091eb5e94 (built from main@1359e614c80d46351c52bd2489cedcb81d117dd9)
> Garbo is up to date!
> Collecting garbage!
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference dontStopForCounters changed from false to true
Preference hpAutoRecovery changed from 0.6 to -0.05
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 1.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecovery changed from 0.05 to -0.05
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.2 to 0
Preference currentMood changed from default to apathetic
Preference libramSkillsSoftcore changed from all to none
Preference valueOfInventory changed from 1.8 to 2
Preference choiceAdventure1108 changed from 3 to 1
Preference choiceAdventure1340 changed from 0 to 1
Preference choiceAdventure1341 changed from 0 to 1
Preference shadowLabyrinthGoal changed from browser to effects
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 854 to 855
remove from stash: 1 repaid diaper
You acquire an item: repaid diaper
> Took repaid diaper from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 855 to 856
remove from stash: 1 mafia pointer finger ring
You acquire an item: mafia pointer finger ring
> Took mafia pointer finger ring from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 856 to 857
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 857 to 858
> Skipping fancy chocolate sculpture; too expensive (71890 > 30000).
mallsearch "possessed sugar cube"
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
>
> Executing Daily Familiars/Moveable feast
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 858 to 859
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 859 to 860
>
> Executing Daily/Configure I Voted! Sticker
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
>
> Executing Daily/Verify Horsery
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
>
> Executing Daily/Check Barf Mountain Quest
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
Visiting the Employee Assignment Kiosk
>
> Executing Daily/Free Volcano Mining
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
You gain 390 hit points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 860 to 861
Preference lastAdventure changed from Barf Mountain to The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining)
Preference nextAdventure changed from Barf Mountain to The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining)
[12140] The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining)
equip weapon high-temperature mining drill
Preference lastAdventure changed from The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) to Barf Mountain
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 861 to 862
Maximizer: Hot Resistance -1weapon -1offhand -1familiar
equip hat Goggles of Loathing
equip back Buddy Bjorn
bjornify Bad Vibe (36 lbs)
equip shirt Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat
equip pants bakelite breeches
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 862 to 863
equip acc1 training legwarmers
equip acc2 Pocket Square of Loathing
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 863 to 864
equip acc3 vial of hot blood
equip acc3 Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter
> Trying a spot.
> Mining at square (5, 6)
Preference lastAdventure changed from Barf Mountain to The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining)
[12140] The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining)
You gain 27 Meat
Preference _unaccompaniedMinerUsed changed from 4 to 5
Preference lastAdventure changed from The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) to Barf Mountain
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 864 to 865
>
>
> === Report: Results this Session ===
>
> Obtained 0 1,970 carat golds in 1 turns.
> Total session gold value: 0 meat
> Average session value: 0 meat/adventure
> Runtime: 6.0 secs, or 6000ms/adv at 0 meat/second
>
>
> === Version Lifetime (data/pjbminer_data.txt) ===
>
> Obtained 2 gold pieces for 39400 meat.
> Used 90 secs to spend 31 adventures.
> Average gain: 1270 meat / adv
>
>
>
>
> Executing Daily Items/Clear Existing Rufus Quest
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
>
> Executing Daily Items/Treat
familiar Trick-or-Treating Tot (48 lbs)
equip weapon porcelain police baton
equip off-hand porcelain pepper mill
equip hat porcelain porkpie
equip back porcelain pelerine
equip pants porcelain plus-fours
equip acc1 porcelain phantom mask
> CCS: [default]\n "abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!";"
> Autoattack macro: abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!";
place.php?whichplace=town&action=town_trickortreat
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference choiceAdventure1324 changed from 0 to 5
Preference choiceAdventure1387 changed from to 2
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
>
> Executing Free Fight/Trick
familiar Angry Jung Man (59 lbs)
equip hat wolfman mask
Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -hat, 142.2 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.71 "bonus Mayflower bouquet", 987.89 "bonus Pantsgiving"
equip weapon cursed pirate cutlass
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 865 to 866
equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 866 to 867
equip back Buddy Bjorn
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 867 to 868
equip shirt Stephen's lab coat
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 868 to 869
equip pants Pantsgiving
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 869 to 870
equip acc1 stinky cheese eye
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 870 to 871
equip acc2 Belt of Loathing
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 871 to 872
equip acc3 bakelite badge
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 872 to 873
equip familiar Snow Suit
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 873 to 874
Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Tailor the Snow Suit
Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 874 to 875
Took choice 640/5: Restores 1-10 MP after combat
choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=5
Preference snowsuit changed from nose to hat
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 875 to 876
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 876 to 877
> Maximize: Familiar Weight
Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit
Took choice 640/3: +10% item drops, can drop carrot nose
choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=3
Preference snowsuit changed from hat to nose
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 877 to 878
equip hat Crown of Thrones
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 878 to 879
enthrone none
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 879 to 880
equip hat wolfman mask
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 880 to 881
bjornify Flaming Gravy Fairy (85 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 881 to 882
> CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 882 to 883
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 883 to 884
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference nextAdventure changed from The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) to None
Preference nextAdventure changed from None to The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining)
Maximizer: MP
equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 884 to 885
equip weapon frying brainpan
equip off-hand red wagon
equip back carpe
equip shirt sea salt scrubs
equip pants Jeans of Loathing
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 885 to 886
equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 886 to 887
equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet
equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze
equip familiar Mayflower bouquet
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 887 to 888
remove from stash: 1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card
You acquire an item: Platinum Yendorian Express Card
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 888 to 889
> Took Platinum Yendorian Express Card from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 889 to 890
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 890 to 891
add to stash: 1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 891 to 892
> Returned Platinum Yendorian Express Card to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 892 to 893
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
familiar Obtuse Angel (53 lbs)
Unequip Hobo Monkey
equip familiar amulet coin
equip weapon haiku katana
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 893 to 894
equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 894 to 895
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe"
equip hat Crown of Thrones
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 895 to 896
equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 896 to 897
equip shirt origami pasties
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 897 to 898
equip pants Pantsgiving
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 898 to 899
equip acc2 stinky cheese eye
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 899 to 900
equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 900 to 901
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 901 to 902
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
equip back Buddy Bjorn
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 902 to 903
bjornify none
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 903 to 904
equip back carpe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 904 to 905
enthrone Flaming Gravy Fairy (55 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 905 to 906
familiar Angry Jung Man (60 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 906 to 907
equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 907 to 908
equip weapon frying brainpan
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 908 to 909
equip off-hand red wagon
equip shirt sea salt scrubs
equip pants Jeans of Loathing
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 909 to 910
equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch
equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 910 to 911
equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze
familiar Hobo Monkey (55 lbs)
Unequip Obtuse Angel
equip familiar amulet coin
equip weapon haiku katana
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 911 to 912
equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 912 to 913
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe"
equip hat Crown of Thrones
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 913 to 914
equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 914 to 915
equip shirt origami pasties
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 915 to 916
equip pants repaid diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 916 to 917
equip acc2 stinky cheese eye
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 917 to 918
equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 918 to 919
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 919 to 920
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
familiar Angry Jung Man (75 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 920 to 921
equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 921 to 922
equip weapon frying brainpan
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 922 to 923
equip off-hand red wagon
equip shirt sea salt scrubs
equip pants Jeans of Loathing
equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch
equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 923 to 924
equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze
familiar Bloovian Groose (55 lbs)
Unequip Hobo Monkey
equip familiar amulet coin
equip weapon haiku katana
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 924 to 925
equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 925 to 926
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe"
equip hat Crown of Thrones
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 926 to 927
equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 927 to 928
equip shirt origami pasties
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 928 to 929
equip pants repaid diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 929 to 930
equip acc2 stinky cheese eye
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 930 to 931
equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 931 to 932
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 932 to 933
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
familiar Angry Jung Man (75 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 933 to 934
equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 934 to 935
equip weapon frying brainpan
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 935 to 936
equip off-hand red wagon
equip shirt sea salt scrubs
equip pants Jeans of Loathing
equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch
equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 936 to 937
equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze
Preference nextAdventure changed from The Velvet / Gold Mine (Mining) to Barf Mountain
familiar Hobo Monkey (55 lbs)
Unequip Bloovian Groose
equip familiar amulet coin
equip weapon haiku katana
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 937 to 938
equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 938 to 939
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet", 987.89 "bonus Pantsgiving"
equip hat Crown of Thrones
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 939 to 940
equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 940 to 941
equip shirt origami pasties
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 941 to 942
equip pants Pantsgiving
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 942 to 943
equip acc2 stinky cheese eye
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 943 to 944
equip acc3 cheap sunglasses
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 944 to 945
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 945 to 946
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 946 to 947
[12140] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from Tailor the Snow Suit to angry tourist
Encounter: angry tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: angry tourist takes 11 damage.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 19 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 14 defense.
Round 1: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
You gain 50 Meat.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: angry tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 62 Meat.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: angry tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 4: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 5: angry tourist takes 13 damage.
Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 8: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 10: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 10: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 11: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 16: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 18: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 20: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: angry tourist takes 1204 damage.
You gain 498 Meat.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 5 attack power.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 7 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IX, when CheesyWhatever the Kobold taught you to play that really complicated board game.
After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness
After Battle: A love cockroach trundles out from under a nearby pile of garbage and gives you a wadded-up bill.
Preference lovebugsFunFunds changed from 4 to 5
Preference _lovebugsFunFunds changed from 0 to 1
You acquire an item: FunFunds™
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
You gain 4526 Meat
After Battle: Although they won't admit it publicly, biologists agree that the angry tourist has a secret bone in its groin, that if you stick it up your nose, it will grant you a wish.
Preference _bookOfFactsWishes changed from 1 to 2
You acquire an item: pocket wish
After Battle: You gain 8 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 22 Sarcasm
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 47 to 48
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 38 to 39
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to angry tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 947 to 948
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 33 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 948 to 949
[12141] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
You gain 59 Meat.
You gain 62 Meat.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 12: garbage tourist takes 9 damage.
Round 12: You lose 1 hit point
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 15: garbage tourist takes 11 damage.
Round 15: You lose 1 hit point
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1196 damage.
You gain 410 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense.
Round 22: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con II, when both MadMorgan and SuperBumblebee complimented you on your dancing.
After Battle: You gain 9 Chutzpah
After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
Preference lovebugsItemDrop changed from 184 to 185
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
You gain 4848 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 10 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 10 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 20 Sarcasm
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 48 to 49
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 39 to 40
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 949 to 950
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12142] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 60 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
You gain 59 Meat.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1218 damage.
You gain 557 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con XI, when you and AwesomeSection the Great and BoogerStork won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness
After Battle: A love cockroach trundles out from under a nearby pile of garbage and gives you a wadded-up bill.
Preference lovebugsFunFunds changed from 5 to 6
Preference _lovebugsFunFunds changed from 1 to 2
You acquire an item: FunFunds™
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
You gain 3946 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 11 Strongness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 24 Roguishness
You acquire an item: Lapis Lazuli
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 49 to 50
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 40 to 41
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 950 to 951
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 30 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 951 to 952
[12143] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Encounter: horrible tourist family
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 11 damage.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 12 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 15 defense.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
You gain 60 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 3: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
You gain 69 Meat.
Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: horrible tourist family takes 10 damage.
Round 16: You lose 1 hit point
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1187 damage.
You gain 510 Meat.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 8 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 6 defense.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con II, when Lady Great taught you to play that really complicated board game.
After Battle: You gain 8 Enchantedness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
You gain 5091 Meat
After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10)
You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks
After Battle: You gain 8 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 25 Cheek
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 50 to 51
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 41 to 42
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 952 to 953
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12144] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense.
Round 1: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
You gain 88 Meat.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 68 Meat.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1175 damage.
You gain 544 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con XI, when you and VoidWarrior and SteakRadio won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
You gain 4145 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 13 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 21 Smarm
You acquire an item: scroll of protection from lycanthropes
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 51 to 52
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 42 to 43
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 953 to 954
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 38 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 954 to 955
[12145] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
You gain 88 Meat.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 11: garbage tourist takes 10 damage.
Round 11: You lose 1 hit point
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 52 Meat.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1191 damage.
You gain 564 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VI, when you armwrestled TequilaUncannyAgent. You lost, but it was a good workout!
After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness
After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
Preference lovebugsItemDrop changed from 185 to 186
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
You gain 4823 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 8 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 25 Chutzpah
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 52 to 53
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 43 to 44
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 955 to 956
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12146] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
You gain 76 Meat.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 65 Meat.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1181 damage.
You gain 448 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con IV, when you armwrestled ChickenSpaghettiKing. You lost, but it was a good workout!
After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness
After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
Preference lovebugsMoxie changed from 990 to 995
After Battle: You gain 5 Chutzpah
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
You gain 4109 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 11 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 22 Cheek
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 53 to 54
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 44 to 45
Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from false to true
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 956 to 957
>
> Executing Postcombat/Fun-Guy Spores
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 957 to 958
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 958 to 959
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 38 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 959 to 960
[12147] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby
Encounter: This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby
Took choice 1073/1: gain stats and meat
choice.php?whichchoice=1073&option=1&pwd
You gain 177 Fortitude
You gain 181 Enchantedness
You gain 178 Cheek
You gain 1,691 Meat
Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from true to false
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 960 to 961
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12148] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 4: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
You gain 87 Meat.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist takes 11 damage.
Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 58 Meat.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 8: garbage tourist takes 12 damage.
Round 8: You lose 2 hit points
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1175 damage.
You gain 594 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con IX, when you and VoidAgent totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
After Battle: You gain 9 Sarcasm
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
You gain 4841 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 22 Cheek
You acquire an item: scroll of protection from lycanthropes
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 54 to 55
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 45 to 46
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 961 to 962
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12149] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to Doggy Heaven
Encounter: Doggy Heaven
You acquire an item: FunFunds™
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 962 to 963
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12149] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from Doggy Heaven to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
You gain 76 Meat.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 48 Meat.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist takes 9 damage.
Round 18: You lose 1 hit point
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1195 damage.
You gain 438 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con XII, when you armwrestled SlothLizard. You lost, but it was a good workout!
After Battle: You gain 6 Fortitude
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
You gain 4009 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: normal barrel
After Battle: You gain 7 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 26 Cheek
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 55 to 56
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 46 to 47
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 963 to 964
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12150] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist
Encounter: angry tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: angry tourist takes 10 damage.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 12 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 18 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: angry tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: angry tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
You gain 59 Meat.
You gain 68 Meat.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 6: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 8: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 9: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 11: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: angry tourist takes 8 damage.
Round 12: You lose 1 hit point
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 15: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 18: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 20: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: angry tourist takes 1191 damage.
You gain 522 Meat.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 6 defense.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con IX, when you and MadMage and OcelotAgent won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
You gain 3841 Meat
After Battle: Although they won't admit it publicly, biologists agree that the angry tourist has a secret bone in its groin, that if you stick it up your nose, it will grant you a wish.
Preference _bookOfFactsWishes changed from 2 to 3
You acquire an item: pocket wish
After Battle: You gain 12 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 12 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 16 Chutzpah
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 56 to 57
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 47 to 48
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 964 to 965
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 34 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 965 to 966
[12151] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense.
Round 1: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 1: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
You gain 60 Meat.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 3: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 49 Meat.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1176 damage.
You gain 408 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con XI, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
After Battle: You gain 8 Strongness
After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat.
Preference lovebugsMeatDrop changed from 43 to 44
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
You gain 3599 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: You gain 5 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 14 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 21 Roguishness
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 57 to 58
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 48 to 49
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 966 to 967
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12152] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Encounter: horrible tourist family
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 12 damage.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 18 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 14 defense.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
You gain 58 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
You gain 84 Meat.
Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 6: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: horrible tourist family takes 12 damage.
Round 8: You lose 1 hit point
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1155 damage.
You gain 422 Meat.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 7 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 10 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con XII, when King Captain Cool taught you to play that really complicated board game.
After Battle: You gain 8 Enchantedness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
You gain 4168 Meat
After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10)
You acquire an item: filthy child leash
You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks
After Battle: You gain 10 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 11 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 20 Sarcasm
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 58 to 59
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 49 to 50
Preference _pantsgivingFullness changed from 1 to 2
Pantsgiving increases max fullness by one to 18.
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 967 to 968
>
> Executing Postcombat/Fill Pantsgiving Fullness
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 968 to 969
mallsearch "possessed sugar cube"
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 969 to 970
> ===== PANTSGIVING DIET =====
> Planning to fight 0 embezzlers and run 377 adventures
> 1 ice rice helpers: Mayoflex value: 37500 price: 7726
> Assuming MPA of 5000, Total Cost 7726, Total Value 37500, Net Value 29774
> Trying to acquire 0 jars of Special Seasoning; max price 5000.
> Considering item Mayoflex.
> Based on organ size, planning to consume 1.
> Considering item ice rice.
> Based on organ size, planning to consume 1.
equip pants Travoltan trousers
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 970 to 971
buy 1 Mayoflex for 900 each from The Mayo Clinic
You spent 900 Meat
You acquire an item: Mayoflex
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 971 to 972
equip pants Pantsgiving
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 972 to 973
Preference choiceAdventure1076 changed from to 5
use 1 Mayo Minder™
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 973 to 974
Took choice 1076/5: Mayoflex (increased Adventure yield)
choice.php?whichchoice=1076&option=5&pwd
Preference mayoMinderSetting changed from Mayozapine to Mayoflex
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 974 to 975
Preference choiceAdventure1076 changed from 5 to
> Trying to acquire 1 ice rices; max price 32500.
eat 1 ice rice
You gain 7 Adventures
You gain 9 Mysteriousness
You gain 1 Fullness
Preference mayoLevel changed from 55 to 56
Mayo Minder™ reminded you to use Mayoflex (1 times)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 975 to 976
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
equip pants repaid diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 976 to 977
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 977 to 978
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 978 to 979
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 31 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 979 to 980
[12153] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 1: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 1: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
You gain 70 Meat.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 80 Meat.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1161 damage.
You gain 528 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VIII, when you armwrestled DeftThug. You lost, but it was a good workout!
After Battle: You gain 6 Fortitude
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
You gain 4546 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 6 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 27 Roguishness
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 59 to 60
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 980 to 981
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12154] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
You gain 63 Meat.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 74 Meat.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist takes 14 damage.
Round 16: You lose 1 hit point
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1141 damage.
You gain 577 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VIII, when you armwrestled Alexa the Majestic. You lost, but it was a good workout!
After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
You gain 4634 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 10 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 24 Sarcasm
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 60 to 61
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 981 to 982
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 35 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 982 to 983
[12155] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 78 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
You gain 94 Meat.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 8 damage.
Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 5: garbage tourist takes 13 damage.
Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist takes 8 damage.
Round 12: You lose 1 hit point
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist takes 10 damage.
Round 14: You lose 1 hit point
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1160 damage.
You gain 416 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con XII, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
Preference lovebugsItemDrop changed from 186 to 187
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
You gain 4039 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: You gain 8 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 24 Smarm
You acquire an item: scroll of protection from lycanthropes
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 61 to 62
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>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12156] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to Knob Goblin Embezzler
Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler
Preference _romanticFightsLeft changed from 2 to 1
Preference relayCounters changed from 12156:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif:12163:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif to 12156:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif
Preference relayCounters changed from 12156:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif to 12156:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif:12170:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif
Preference relayCounters changed from 12156:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif:12170:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif to 12156:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif:12170:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:12180:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 14 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 984 to 985
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
> In fight, trying to get away to return items to stash...
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Round 1: mx indigo attacks!
Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 1166 damage.
Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 7 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VII, when both SpaghettiTurtle and Captain Ravioli complimented you on your dancing.
After Battle: You gain 9 Cheek
After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
Preference lovebugsMuscle changed from 755 to 760
After Battle: You gain 5 Beefiness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
You gain 13896 Meat
After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm.
You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor
After Battle: You gain 5 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 9 Smarm
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 62 to 63
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to Knob Goblin Embezzler
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 985 to 986
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 986 to 987
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 987 to 988
unequip pants
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 988 to 989
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 989 to 990
add to stash: 1 repaid diaper
> Returned repaid diaper to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
unequip acc1
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 990 to 991
add to stash: 1 mafia pointer finger ring
> Returned mafia pointer finger ring to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 991 to 992
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 992 to 993
Preference logPreferenceChange changed from true to false
> You fought 7 Knob Goblin Embezzler at the beginning of the day, and an additional 0 digitized Knob Goblin Embezzler throughout the day. Good work, probably!
> Including this, you have fought 52 across all ascensions today
> Extreme Items:
> 2 pocket wish worth 89629 total
> 3 FunFunds™ worth 19950 total
> 15 hot nuggets worth 2133 total
> -1 ice rice worth -6098 total
> -7 Mountain Stream soda worth -1701 total
> 27 Source essence worth 27 total
> This run of garbo, across 17 turns you generated 196,485 meat, with 89,339 raw meat and 107,146 from items
> So far today, across 52 turns you generated 1,058,568 meat, with 545,993 raw meat and 512,575 from items
> Using adventure value 5000.
> Local Version: 29c29418a70264f32aa9140c07cee65091eb5e94 (built from main@1359e614c80d46351c52bd2489cedcb81d117dd9)
> Garbo is up to date!
> Collecting garbage!
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference dontStopForCounters changed from false to true
Preference hpAutoRecovery changed from 0.6 to -0.05
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 1.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecovery changed from 0.05 to -0.05
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.2 to 0
Preference currentMood changed from default to apathetic
Preference libramSkillsSoftcore changed from all to none
Preference valueOfInventory changed from 1.8 to 2
Preference choiceAdventure1108 changed from 3 to 1
Preference choiceAdventure1340 changed from 0 to 1
Preference choiceAdventure1341 changed from 0 to 1
Preference shadowLabyrinthGoal changed from browser to effects
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 999 to 1000
remove from stash: 1 repaid diaper
You acquire an item: repaid diaper
> Took repaid diaper from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1000 to 1001
remove from stash: 1 mafia pointer finger ring
You acquire an item: mafia pointer finger ring
> Took mafia pointer finger ring from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1001 to 1002
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1002 to 1003
> Skipping fancy chocolate sculpture; too expensive (71890 > 30000).
mallsearch "possessed sugar cube"
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
>
> Executing Daily Familiars/Moveable feast
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1003 to 1004
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1004 to 1005
>
> Executing Daily/Configure I Voted! Sticker
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
>
> Executing Daily/Verify Horsery
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
>
> Executing Daily/Check Barf Mountain Quest
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
Visiting the Employee Assignment Kiosk
>
> Executing Daily Items/Clear Existing Rufus Quest
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
>
> Executing Daily Items/Treat
familiar Trick-or-Treating Tot (46 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1005 to 1006
equip weapon porcelain police baton
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1006 to 1007
equip off-hand porcelain pepper mill
equip hat porcelain porkpie
equip back porcelain pelerine
equip pants porcelain plus-fours
equip acc1 porcelain phantom mask
> CCS: [default]\n "abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!";"
> Autoattack macro: abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!";
place.php?whichplace=town&action=town_trickortreat
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference nextAdventure changed from Barf Mountain to None
Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Barf Mountain
Maximizer: MP
equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes
equip weapon frying brainpan
equip off-hand red wagon
equip back carpe
equip shirt sea salt scrubs
equip pants Jeans of Loathing
equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch
equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1007 to 1008
equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze
Unequip Angry Jung Man
equip familiar Mayflower bouquet
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1008 to 1009
remove from stash: 1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card
You acquire an item: Platinum Yendorian Express Card
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1009 to 1010
> Took Platinum Yendorian Express Card from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1010 to 1011
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1011 to 1012
add to stash: 1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1012 to 1013
> Returned Platinum Yendorian Express Card to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1013 to 1014
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
>
> Executing Wanderers/Digitize Wanderer
familiar Angry Jung Man (53 lbs)
Unequip Hobo Monkey
equip familiar amulet coin
Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.71 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
equip hat Crown of Thrones
equip weapon cursed pirate cutlass
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1014 to 1015
equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1015 to 1016
equip back Camp Scout backpack
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1016 to 1017
equip shirt Stephen's lab coat
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1017 to 1018
equip pants repaid diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1018 to 1019
equip acc1 stinky cheese eye
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1019 to 1020
equip acc2 Belt of Loathing
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1020 to 1021
equip acc3 bakelite badge
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1021 to 1022
equip familiar Snow Suit
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1022 to 1023
Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Tailor the Snow Suit
Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1023 to 1024
Took choice 640/5: Restores 1-10 MP after combat
choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=5
Preference snowsuit changed from nose to hat
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1024 to 1025
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1025 to 1026
> Maximize: Familiar Weight
Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit
Took choice 640/3: +10% item drops, can drop carrot nose
choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=3
Preference snowsuit changed from hat to nose
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1026 to 1027
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort "Expected a digitized null, but encountered something else.";"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
> Wandering at The Deep Dark Jungle for expected value 321.23 (Lovebugs The Deep Dark Jungle)
Preference nextAdventure changed from Barf Mountain to The Deep Dark Jungle
Preference lastAdventure changed from Barf Mountain to The Deep Dark Jungle
[12157] The Deep Dark Jungle
Preference lastEncounter changed from Tailor the Snow Suit to Knob Goblin Embezzler
Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler
Preference _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonsterCount changed from 99 to 100
Preference relayCounters changed from 12156:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif:12170:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:12180:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif to 12170:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:12180:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif
Preference relayCounters changed from 12170:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:12180:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif to 12170:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:12180:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif:13166:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Preference lastMacroError changed from Macro Aborted ("abort") to Macro Aborted ("abort "Expected a digitized null, but encountered something else."")
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1027 to 1028
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
> In fight, trying to get away to return items to stash...
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Round 1: mx indigo attacks!
Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 738 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VI, when you and BaconPunk took turns doing benchpresses with Chloe the Mean's car. Wait, did that really happen?
After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness
After Battle: Dreamy! sees some extra stuff through the snow suit's coal eyes and points it out to you.
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Dreamy! says, "winking of the eyelids and dancing are both indicative of a repressed desire--a desire for material gain."
You gain 13597 Meat
After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm.
You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor
You acquire an item: embezzler's oil
After Battle: You gain 4 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 13 Sarcasm
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 63 to 64
Preference jungCharge changed from 28 to 29
Preference _snowSuitCount changed from 21 to 22
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1028 to 1029
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1029 to 1030
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1030 to 1031
unequip pants
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1031 to 1032
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1032 to 1033
add to stash: 1 repaid diaper
> Returned repaid diaper to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
add to stash: 1 mafia pointer finger ring
> Returned mafia pointer finger ring to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1033 to 1034
Preference logPreferenceChange changed from true to false
> You fought 6 Knob Goblin Embezzler at the beginning of the day, and an additional 0 digitized Knob Goblin Embezzler throughout the day. Good work, probably!
> Including this, you have fought 58 across all ascensions today
> Extreme Items:
> 4 meat stack worth 400 total
> 1 Knob Goblin visor worth 80 total
> 1 Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau worth 58 total
> 1 embezzler's oil worth 5 total
> 1 Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau worth 58 total
> 1 Knob Goblin visor worth 80 total
> This run of garbo, across 1 turns you generated 14,140 meat, with 13,597 raw meat and 543 from items
> So far today, across 53 turns you generated 1,072,708 meat, with 559,590 raw meat and 513,118 from items
> Using adventure value 5000.
> Local Version: 29c29418a70264f32aa9140c07cee65091eb5e94 (built from main@1359e614c80d46351c52bd2489cedcb81d117dd9)
> Garbo is up to date!
> Collecting garbage!
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference dontStopForCounters changed from false to true
Preference hpAutoRecovery changed from 0.6 to -0.05
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 1.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecovery changed from 0.05 to -0.05
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.2 to 0
Preference currentMood changed from default to apathetic
Preference libramSkillsSoftcore changed from all to none
Preference valueOfInventory changed from 1.8 to 2
Preference choiceAdventure1108 changed from 3 to 1
Preference choiceAdventure1340 changed from 0 to 1
Preference choiceAdventure1341 changed from 0 to 1
Preference shadowLabyrinthGoal changed from browser to effects
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1039 to 1040
remove from stash: 1 repaid diaper
You acquire an item: repaid diaper
> Took repaid diaper from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1040 to 1041
remove from stash: 1 mafia pointer finger ring
You acquire an item: mafia pointer finger ring
> Took mafia pointer finger ring from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1041 to 1042
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1042 to 1043
> Skipping fancy chocolate sculpture; too expensive (71890 > 30000).
mallsearch "possessed sugar cube"
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
>
> Executing Daily Familiars/Moveable feast
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1043 to 1044
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1044 to 1045
>
> Executing Daily/Configure I Voted! Sticker
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
>
> Executing Daily/Verify Horsery
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
>
> Executing Daily/Check Barf Mountain Quest
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
Visiting the Employee Assignment Kiosk
>
> Executing Daily Items/Clear Existing Rufus Quest
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
>
> Executing Daily Items/Treat
familiar Trick-or-Treating Tot (81 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1045 to 1046
equip weapon porcelain police baton
equip off-hand porcelain pepper mill
equip hat porcelain porkpie
equip back porcelain pelerine
equip pants porcelain plus-fours
equip acc1 porcelain phantom mask
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1046 to 1047
> CCS: [default]\n "abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!";"
> Autoattack macro: abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!";
place.php?whichplace=town&action=town_trickortreat
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference choiceAdventure1324 changed from 0 to 5
Preference choiceAdventure1387 changed from to 2
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
>
> Executing Free Fight/Trick
familiar Angry Jung Man (93 lbs)
equip hat wolfman mask
Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -hat, 142.2 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.71 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
equip weapon cursed pirate cutlass
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1047 to 1048
equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1048 to 1049
equip back Buddy Bjorn
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1049 to 1050
equip pants repaid diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1050 to 1051
equip acc1 stinky cheese eye
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1051 to 1052
Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Tailor the Snow Suit
Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1052 to 1053
Took choice 640/5: Restores 1-10 MP after combat
choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=5
Preference snowsuit changed from nose to hat
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1053 to 1054
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1054 to 1055
> Maximize: Familiar Weight
Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit
Took choice 640/3: +10% item drops, can drop carrot nose
choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=3
Preference snowsuit changed from hat to nose
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1055 to 1056
equip hat Crown of Thrones
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1056 to 1057
enthrone none
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1057 to 1058
equip hat wolfman mask
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1058 to 1059
bjornify Flaming Gravy Fairy (98 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1059 to 1060
> CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1060 to 1061
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1061 to 1062
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference nextAdventure changed from The Deep Dark Jungle to None
Preference nextAdventure changed from None to The Deep Dark Jungle
Maximizer: MP
equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1062 to 1063
equip weapon frying brainpan
equip off-hand red wagon
equip back carpe
equip shirt sea salt scrubs
equip pants Jeans of Loathing
equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1063 to 1064
equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet
equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze
Unequip Trick-or-Treating Tot
equip familiar Mayflower bouquet
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1064 to 1065
remove from stash: 1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card
You acquire an item: Platinum Yendorian Express Card
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1065 to 1066
> Took Platinum Yendorian Express Card from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1066 to 1067
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1067 to 1068
add to stash: 1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1068 to 1069
> Returned Platinum Yendorian Express Card to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1069 to 1070
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
familiar Obtuse Angel (51 lbs)
equip familiar amulet coin
equip weapon haiku katana
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1070 to 1071
equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1071 to 1072
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe"
equip hat Crown of Thrones
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1072 to 1073
equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1073 to 1074
equip shirt origami pasties
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1074 to 1075
equip pants Pantsgiving
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1075 to 1076
equip acc2 stinky cheese eye
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1076 to 1077
equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1077 to 1078
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1078 to 1079
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
equip back Buddy Bjorn
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1079 to 1080
bjornify none
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1080 to 1081
equip back carpe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1081 to 1082
enthrone Flaming Gravy Fairy (53 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1082 to 1083
familiar Angry Jung Man (58 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1083 to 1084
equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1084 to 1085
equip weapon frying brainpan
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1085 to 1086
equip off-hand red wagon
equip shirt sea salt scrubs
equip pants Jeans of Loathing
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1086 to 1087
equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch
equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1087 to 1088
equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze
familiar Hobo Monkey (53 lbs)
Unequip Obtuse Angel
equip familiar amulet coin
equip weapon haiku katana
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1088 to 1089
equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1089 to 1090
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe"
equip hat Crown of Thrones
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1090 to 1091
equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1091 to 1092
equip shirt origami pasties
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1092 to 1093
equip pants repaid diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1093 to 1094
equip acc2 stinky cheese eye
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1094 to 1095
equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1095 to 1096
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1096 to 1097
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
familiar Angry Jung Man (73 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1097 to 1098
equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1098 to 1099
equip weapon frying brainpan
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1099 to 1100
equip off-hand red wagon
equip shirt sea salt scrubs
equip pants Jeans of Loathing
equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch
equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1100 to 1101
equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze
familiar Bloovian Groose (53 lbs)
Unequip Hobo Monkey
equip familiar amulet coin
equip weapon haiku katana
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1101 to 1102
equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1102 to 1103
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe"
equip hat Crown of Thrones
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1103 to 1104
equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1104 to 1105
equip shirt origami pasties
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1105 to 1106
equip pants repaid diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1106 to 1107
equip acc2 stinky cheese eye
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1107 to 1108
equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1108 to 1109
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1109 to 1110
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
familiar Angry Jung Man (73 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1110 to 1111
equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1111 to 1112
equip weapon frying brainpan
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1112 to 1113
equip off-hand red wagon
equip shirt sea salt scrubs
equip pants Jeans of Loathing
equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch
equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1113 to 1114
equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze
Preference nextAdventure changed from The Deep Dark Jungle to Barf Mountain
familiar Hobo Monkey (53 lbs)
Unequip Bloovian Groose
equip familiar amulet coin
equip weapon haiku katana
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1114 to 1115
equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1115 to 1116
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
equip hat Crown of Thrones
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1116 to 1117
equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1117 to 1118
equip shirt origami pasties
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1118 to 1119
equip pants repaid diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1119 to 1120
equip acc2 stinky cheese eye
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1120 to 1121
equip acc3 cheap sunglasses
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1121 to 1122
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1122 to 1123
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1123 to 1124
Preference lastAdventure changed from The Deep Dark Jungle to Barf Mountain
[12158] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from Tailor the Snow Suit to angry tourist
Encounter: angry tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: angry tourist takes 11 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 1: Hobo-y! climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
You gain 69 Meat.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: angry tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: angry tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: angry tourist takes 11 damage.
Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 4: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 7: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 10: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: angry tourist takes 8 damage.
Round 11: You lose 1 hit point
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 43 Meat.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 16: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 17: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 18: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 19: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: Hobo-y!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 21: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 21: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: angry tourist takes 1153 damage.
You gain 424 Meat.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 5 attack power.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 7 defense.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con V, when both DiscoSeal and SealJethro complimented you on your dancing.
After Battle: You gain 10 Cheek
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Hobo-y! sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
You gain 3887 Meat
After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us.
You acquire an item: garbage juice slurpee
After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 22 Sarcasm
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 64 to 65
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to angry tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1124 to 1125
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Angry Jung Man (expected value of 2663.6 from familiar drops, 721.6 from familiar abilities and 1136.5 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 751.9 from familiar abilities and 1136.5 from outfit).
familiar Angry Jung Man (63 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1125 to 1126
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
Unequip Hobo Monkey
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1126 to 1127
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1127 to 1128
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1128 to 1129
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12159] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to horrible tourist family
Encounter: horrible tourist family
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 14 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 44 Meat.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1178 damage.
You gain 443 Meat.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 6 defense.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con XI, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
After Battle: You gain 7 Sarcasm
After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
Preference lovebugsMoxie changed from 995 to 1001
After Battle: You gain 6 Cheek
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Dreamy! says, "these creatures clearly have an unhealthy obsession with material things."
You gain 3795 Meat
After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10)
You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks
After Battle: You gain 7 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 7 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 25 Smarm
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 65 to 66
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to horrible tourist family
Preference jungCharge changed from 29 to 30
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1129 to 1130
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Angry Jung Man (expected value of 2663.6 from familiar drops, 721.6 from familiar abilities and 1136.5 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 751.9 from familiar abilities and 1136.5 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 38 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1130 to 1131
[12160] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 72 Meat.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 21: garbage tourist takes 9 damage.
Round 21: You lose 1 hit point
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1191 damage.
You gain 546 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con II, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness
After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
Preference lovebugsMysticality changed from 822 to 827
After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Dreamy! says, "this creature clearly has an unhealthy obsession with material things."
You gain 4248 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 9 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 20 Cheek
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 66 to 67
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Preference jungCharge changed from 30 to 31
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1131 to 1132
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Angry Jung Man (expected value of 2663.6 from familiar drops, 721.6 from familiar abilities and 1136.5 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 751.9 from familiar abilities and 1136.5 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12161] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist takes 10 damage.
Round 7: You lose 1 hit point
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 80 Meat.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1159 damage.
You gain 504 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con VIII, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
After Battle: You gain 8 Strongness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Dreamy! says, "winking and dancing are primal, universal symbols for acquiring meat and items, respectively."
You gain 4522 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: Dreamy! looks at you, raises an eyebrow, and says "Wait. Why am I doing all the work? Take this, and try to pick up some of the slack, would you?"
You acquire an item: psychoanalytic jar
Preference _jungDrops changed from 0 to 1
Preference jungCharge changed from 31 to 0
After Battle: You gain 12 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 16 Smarm
You acquire an item: Eye Agate
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 67 to 68
Preference jungCharge changed from 0 to 1
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1132 to 1133
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 2376.2 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1222.3 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 743.1 from familiar abilities and 1136.5 from outfit).
familiar Li'l Xenomorph (56 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1133 to 1134
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
unequip acc2
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1134 to 1135
use 1 stinky cheese eye
You lose 69 hit points
You acquire an item: Staff of Queso Escusado
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1135 to 1136
use 1 Staff of Queso Escusado
You lose 69 hit points
You acquire an item: stinky cheese sword
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1136 to 1137
use 1 stinky cheese sword
You lose 69 hit points
You acquire an item: stinky cheese diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1137 to 1138
equip pants stinky cheese diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1138 to 1139
equip acc2 incredibly dense meat gem
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1139 to 1140
Unequip Angry Jung Man
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1140 to 1141
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1141 to 1142
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1142 to 1143
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
You gain 726 hit points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1143 to 1144
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 31 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1144 to 1145
[12162] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 65 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist takes 14 damage.
Round 13: You lose 1 hit point
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1183 damage.
You gain 526 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con 3-D, when you armwrestled Doctor Insane. You lost, but it was a good workout!
After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2961 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Xeny! smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+12 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 8 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 16 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 26 Sarcasm
You acquire an item: Lapis Lazuli
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 68 to 69
Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 0 to 1
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1145 to 1146
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 2376.2 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1222.3 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 743.1 from familiar abilities and 1136.5 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 40 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1146 to 1147
[12163] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 54 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1033 damage.
You gain 599 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con IX, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3073 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Xeny! smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+12 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 17 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 12 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 22 Cheek
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 69 to 70
Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 1 to 2
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1147 to 1148
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 2376.2 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1222.3 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 743.1 from familiar abilities and 1136.5 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12164] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 79 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1059 damage.
You gain 522 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VIII, when Gianna the Fishy taught you to play that really complicated board game.
After Battle: You gain 8 Enchantedness
Your familiar gains a pound: Xeny!, the 20 lb. Li'l Xenomorph
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3172 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Xeny! smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+12 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 11 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 17 Magicalness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 24 Smarm
You acquire an item: Azurite
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 70 to 71
Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 2 to 3
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1148 to 1149
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 2376.2 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1222.3 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 743.1 from familiar abilities and 1136.5 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 36 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1149 to 1150
[12165] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 75 Meat.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 10 damage.
Round 3: You lose 2 hit points
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 20: garbage tourist takes 9 damage.
Round 20: You lose 2 hit points
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1020 damage.
You gain 437 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con IV, when you and RottenChickenMan took turns doing benchpresses with FusilliBear's car. Wait, did that really happen?
After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness
After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat.
Preference lovebugsMeatDrop changed from 44 to 45
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3660 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: Xeny! smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+13 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 14 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 30 Chutzpah
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 71 to 72
Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 3 to 4
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1150 to 1151
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 2376.2 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1222.3 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 743.1 from familiar abilities and 1136.5 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12166] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 59 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 8 damage.
Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist takes 8 damage.
Round 8: You lose 2 hit points
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist takes 8 damage.
Round 16: You lose 2 hit points
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1023 damage.
You gain 442 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con X, when you and GreatTurtle the Amazing took turns doing benchpresses with Dwight the Miraculous's car. Wait, did that really happen?
After Battle: You gain 9 Strengthliness
After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
Preference lovebugsMuscle changed from 760 to 764
After Battle: You gain 4 Strongness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3764 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Xeny! smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+12 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 12 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 14 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 26 Sarcasm
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 72 to 73
Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 4 to 5
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1151 to 1152
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 2376.2 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1222.3 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 743.1 from familiar abilities and 1136.5 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 33 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1152 to 1153
[12167] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Encounter: horrible tourist family
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 11 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
You gain 62 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1063 damage.
You gain 403 Meat.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 6 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con II, when both WonderfulDaftLover and SuperOmegaBaby complimented you on your dancing.
After Battle: You gain 9 Chutzpah
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3510 Meat
After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10)
After Battle: Xeny! smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+13 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 13 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 30 Cheek
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 73 to 74
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 5 to 6
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1153 to 1154
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 2376.2 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1222.3 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 743.1 from familiar abilities and 1136.5 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12168] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 79 Meat.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1029 damage.
You gain 435 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con XII, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
After Battle: You gain 8 Strengthliness
After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
Preference lovebugsMysticality changed from 827 to 831
After Battle: You gain 4 Magicalness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 4145 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Xeny! hiccups and coughs up something covered in corrosive goo. Your curiosity overcomes your gag reflex and you pick up the device.
You acquire an item: transporter transponder
Preference _transponderDrops changed from 0 to 1
After Battle: Xeny! smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+12 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 16 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 28 Roguishness
You acquire an item: Lapis Lazuli
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 74 to 75
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 6 to 0
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1154 to 1155
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Fist Turkey (expected value of 2071.6 from familiar drops, 73.8 from familiar abilities and 1222.3 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 743.1 from familiar abilities and 1136.5 from outfit).
familiar Fist Turkey (42 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1155 to 1156
Unequip Li'l Xenomorph
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1156 to 1157
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1157 to 1158
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1158 to 1159
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 40 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1159 to 1160
[12169] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 1: Trunathan teaches you a surprisingly cool turkey-in-the-straw dance.
Round 1: You gain 59 Roguishness
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Preference _turkeyMoxie changed from 0 to 1
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: Trunathan's bells jingle merrily.
Round 2: Trunathan viciously wattle-whips your opponent until she looks dizzy and out-of-sorts, doing 131 damage.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 131 damage.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con XII, when you and Steak Emily totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
After Battle: You gain 9 Smarm
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3351 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Trunathan finds a little pile of straw and does that ol' "turkey in the straw" dance.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 10 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 7 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 21 Cheek
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 75 to 76
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1160 to 1161
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Fist Turkey (expected value of 2071.6 from familiar drops, 73.8 from familiar abilities and 1222.3 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 743.1 from familiar abilities and 1136.5 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12170] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist
Encounter: angry tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: angry tourist takes 9 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 1: Trunathan starts scratching at the ground, and doesn't stop until he's found a nice cache of meat.
You gain 424 Meat.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: angry tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: Trunathan viciously pecks your opponent until he can barely stand, staggering him and doing 119 damage.
Round 2: angry tourist takes 119 damage.
Round 2: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: angry tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con IX, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
After Battle: You gain 6 Roguishness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3138 Meat
After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us.
After Battle: Trunathan cranks up some hardcore punk music and slam-dances in the straw.
You acquire an item: How to Avoid Scams
You acquire an item: garbage juice slurpee
You acquire an item: normal barrel
After Battle: You gain 5 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 25 Cheek
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 76 to 77
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1161 to 1162
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Fist Turkey (expected value of 2071.6 from familiar drops, 73.8 from familiar abilities and 1222.3 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 743.1 from familiar abilities and 1136.5 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12171] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 1: Trunathan's bells jingle merrily.
Round 1: Trunathan challenges you to a push-up contest, which he wins.
Round 1: You gain 59 Muscleboundness
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Preference _turkeyMuscle changed from 0 to 1
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 60 Meat.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 4: Trunathan wattle-whips your opponent for 131 damage.
Round 4: garbage tourist takes 131 damage.
Round 4: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con XII, when you and FuzzyWarrior and RavioliClaim won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3205 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Trunathan finds a little pile of straw and does that ol' "turkey in the straw" dance.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: normal barrel
After Battle: You gain 11 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 4 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 24 Sarcasm
You acquire an item: Eye Agate
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 77 to 78
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1162 to 1163
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Fist Turkey (expected value of 2071.6 from familiar drops, 72.7 from familiar abilities and 1222.3 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 734.3 from familiar abilities and 1136.5 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12172] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 1: Trunathan viciously pecks your opponent until she can barely stand, staggering her and doing 99 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 99 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 50 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: Trunathan's bells jingle merrily.
Round 2: Trunathan does a one-two kick with its creepy taloned feet for 114 damage.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 114 damage.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
After Battle: You gain 6 Roguishness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3484 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Trunathan does the Funky Turkey, which is like the Funky Chicken, but more violent.
You acquire an item: normal barrel
After Battle: Trunathan squats, squawks painfully, then stands up to reveal a bottle of booze. Probably you should wipe it off before you drink it.
You acquire an item: Ambitious Turkey
Preference _turkeyBooze changed from 0 to 1
After Battle: You gain 9 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 25 Chutzpah
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 78 to 79
Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from false to true
Preference relayCounters changed from 12170:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:12180:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif:13166:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif to 12180:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif:13166:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1163 to 1164
>
> Executing Postcombat/Fun-Guy Spores
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1164 to 1165
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 2105.3 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1222.3 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 734.3 from familiar abilities and 1136.5 from outfit).
familiar Li'l Xenomorph (41 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1165 to 1166
Unequip Fist Turkey
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1166 to 1167
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1167 to 1168
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1168 to 1169
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1169 to 1170
[12173] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby
Encounter: This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby
Took choice 1073/1: gain stats and meat
choice.php?whichchoice=1073&option=1&pwd
You gain 194 Beefiness
You gain 160 Wizardliness
You gain 179 Chutzpah
You gain a Moxie point!
You gain 1,997 Meat
Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from true to false
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1170 to 1171
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 2105.3 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1222.3 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 734.3 from familiar abilities and 1136.5 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12174] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby to horrible tourist family
Encounter: horrible tourist family
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 9 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
You gain 58 Meat.
Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 4: horrible tourist family takes 14 damage.
Round 4: You lose 3 hit points
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: horrible tourist family takes 10 damage.
Round 9: You lose 2 hit points
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1020 damage.
You gain 567 Meat.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 7 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 10 defense.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con VII, when you and FusilliBarbarian and SpaghettiSea won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3511 Meat
After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10)
You acquire an item: expensive camera
You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks
After Battle: Xeny! smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+12 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 16 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 25 Sarcasm
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 79 to 80
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 0 to 1
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1171 to 1172
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 2105.3 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1222.3 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 734.3 from familiar abilities and 1136.5 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12175] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 67 Meat.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 12: garbage tourist takes 8 damage.
Round 12: You lose 3 hit points
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1046 damage.
You gain 410 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con IX, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3138 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: Xeny! hiccups and coughs up something covered in corrosive goo. Your curiosity overcomes your gag reflex and you pick up the device.
You acquire an item: transporter transponder
Preference _transponderDrops changed from 1 to 2
After Battle: Xeny! smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+12 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 11 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 10 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 30 Chutzpah
You acquire an item: scroll of protection from lycanthropes
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 80 to 81
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 1 to 0
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1172 to 1173
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Fist Turkey (expected value of 1792.0 from familiar drops, 72.7 from familiar abilities and 1222.3 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 734.3 from familiar abilities and 1136.5 from outfit).
familiar Fist Turkey (41 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1173 to 1174
Unequip Li'l Xenomorph
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1174 to 1175
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1175 to 1176
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1176 to 1177
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 34 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1177 to 1178
[12176] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to Knob Goblin Embezzler
Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler
Preference _romanticFightsLeft changed from 1 to 0
Preference relayCounters changed from 12180:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif:13166:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif to 13166:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif
Preference romanticTarget changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Preference lastMacroError changed from Macro Aborted ("abort "Expected a digitized null, but encountered something else."") to Macro Aborted ("abort")
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1178 to 1179
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
> In fight, trying to get away to return items to stash...
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Round 1: mx indigo attacks!
Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 1125 damage.
You gain 766 Meat.
Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 8 attack power.
Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 6 defense.
Round 2: Trunathan buffets your opponent with his wings until he can barely stand, staggering him and doing 114 damage.
Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 114 damage.
Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 6 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con X, when both GreatChef and VodkaGuy complimented you on your dancing.
After Battle: You gain 9 Cheek
After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
Preference lovebugsMuscle changed from 764 to 768
After Battle: You gain 4 Strengthliness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 9050 Meat
After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm.
You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau
After Battle: Trunathan flaps his wings and does an aggressive territorial turkey dance.
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor
You acquire an item: embezzler's oil
After Battle: You gain 4 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 1 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 14 Chutzpah
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 81 to 82
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to Knob Goblin Embezzler
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1179 to 1180
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1180 to 1181
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1181 to 1182
add to stash: 1 repaid diaper
> Returned repaid diaper to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
unequip acc1
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1182 to 1183
add to stash: 1 mafia pointer finger ring
> Returned mafia pointer finger ring to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1183 to 1184
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1184 to 1185
Preference logPreferenceChange changed from true to false
> You fought 6 Knob Goblin Embezzler at the beginning of the day, and an additional 0 digitized Knob Goblin Embezzler throughout the day. Good work, probably!
> Including this, you have fought 64 across all ascensions today
> Extreme Items:
> 1 psychoanalytic jar worth 79908 total
> 2 transporter transponder worth 14400 total
> 1 Ambitious Turkey worth 8100 total
> -7 Mountain Stream soda worth -1701 total
> 1 embezzler's oil worth 5 total
> 1 scroll of protection from lycanthropes worth 10 total
> This run of garbo, across 19 turns you generated 186,322 meat, with 80,075 raw meat and 106,247 from items
> So far today, across 72 turns you generated 1,259,030 meat, with 639,665 raw meat and 619,365 from items
> Using adventure value 5000.
> Local Version: 29c29418a70264f32aa9140c07cee65091eb5e94 (built from main@1359e614c80d46351c52bd2489cedcb81d117dd9)
> Garbo is up to date!
> Collecting garbage!
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference dontStopForCounters changed from false to true
Preference hpAutoRecovery changed from 0.6 to -0.05
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 1.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecovery changed from 0.05 to -0.05
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.2 to 0
Preference currentMood changed from default to apathetic
Preference libramSkillsSoftcore changed from all to none
Preference valueOfInventory changed from 1.8 to 2
Preference choiceAdventure1108 changed from 3 to 1
Preference choiceAdventure1340 changed from 0 to 1
Preference choiceAdventure1341 changed from 0 to 1
Preference shadowLabyrinthGoal changed from browser to effects
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1190 to 1191
remove from stash: 1 repaid diaper
You acquire an item: repaid diaper
> Took repaid diaper from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1191 to 1192
remove from stash: 1 mafia pointer finger ring
You acquire an item: mafia pointer finger ring
> Took mafia pointer finger ring from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1192 to 1193
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1193 to 1194
> Skipping fancy chocolate sculpture; too expensive (71890 > 30000).
mallsearch "possessed sugar cube"
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
>
> Executing Daily Familiars/Moveable feast
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1194 to 1195
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1195 to 1196
>
> Executing Daily/Configure I Voted! Sticker
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
>
> Executing Daily/Verify Horsery
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
>
> Executing Daily/Check Barf Mountain Quest
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
Visiting the Employee Assignment Kiosk
>
> Executing Daily Items/Clear Existing Rufus Quest
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
>
> Executing Daily Items/Treat
familiar Trick-or-Treating Tot (34 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1196 to 1197
Unequip Fist Turkey
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1197 to 1198
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1198 to 1199
equip weapon porcelain police baton
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1199 to 1200
equip off-hand porcelain pepper mill
equip hat porcelain porkpie
equip back porcelain pelerine
equip pants porcelain plus-fours
equip acc1 porcelain phantom mask
> CCS: [default]\n "abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!";"
> Autoattack macro: abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!";
place.php?whichplace=town&action=town_trickortreat
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference choiceAdventure1324 changed from 0 to 5
Preference choiceAdventure1387 changed from to 2
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
>
> Executing Free Fight/Trick
familiar Li'l Xenomorph (45 lbs)
Unequip Trick-or-Treating Tot
equip familiar amulet coin
equip hat wolfman mask
Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -hat, 100 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 100 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 100 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 142.2 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.71 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
equip weapon cursed pirate cutlass
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1200 to 1201
equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1201 to 1202
equip back Buddy Bjorn
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1202 to 1203
equip shirt Stephen's lab coat
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1203 to 1204
equip pants repaid diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1204 to 1205
use 1 stinky cheese diaper
You lose 56 hit points
You acquire an item: stinky cheese wheel
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1205 to 1206
use 1 stinky cheese wheel
You lose 56 hit points
You acquire an item: stinky cheese eye
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1206 to 1207
equip acc1 stinky cheese eye
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1207 to 1208
equip acc2 Belt of Loathing
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1208 to 1209
equip acc3 bakelite badge
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1209 to 1210
equip familiar Snow Suit
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1210 to 1211
Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Tailor the Snow Suit
Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1211 to 1212
Took choice 640/5: Restores 1-10 MP after combat
choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=5
Preference snowsuit changed from nose to hat
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1212 to 1213
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1213 to 1214
> Maximize: Familiar Weight
Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit
Took choice 640/3: +10% item drops, can drop carrot nose
choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=3
Preference snowsuit changed from hat to nose
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1214 to 1215
equip hat Crown of Thrones
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1215 to 1216
enthrone none
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1216 to 1217
equip hat wolfman mask
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1217 to 1218
bjornify Flaming Gravy Fairy (86 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1218 to 1219
> CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1219 to 1220
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1220 to 1221
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference nextAdventure changed from Barf Mountain to None
Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Barf Mountain
Maximizer: MP
equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1221 to 1222
equip weapon frying brainpan
equip off-hand red wagon
equip back carpe
equip shirt sea salt scrubs
equip pants Jeans of Loathing
equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1222 to 1223
equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet
equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze
equip familiar Mayflower bouquet
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1223 to 1224
remove from stash: 1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card
You acquire an item: Platinum Yendorian Express Card
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1224 to 1225
> Took Platinum Yendorian Express Card from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1225 to 1226
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1226 to 1227
add to stash: 1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1227 to 1228
> Returned Platinum Yendorian Express Card to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1228 to 1229
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
familiar Obtuse Angel (39 lbs)
equip familiar amulet coin
equip weapon haiku katana
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1229 to 1230
equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1230 to 1231
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 100 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 100 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 100 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe"
equip hat Crown of Thrones
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1231 to 1232
equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1232 to 1233
equip shirt origami pasties
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1233 to 1234
use 1 stinky cheese eye
You lose 73 hit points
You acquire an item: Staff of Queso Escusado
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1234 to 1235
use 1 Staff of Queso Escusado
You lose 73 hit points
You acquire an item: stinky cheese sword
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1235 to 1236
use 1 stinky cheese sword
You lose 73 hit points
You acquire an item: stinky cheese diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1236 to 1237
equip pants stinky cheese diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1237 to 1238
equip acc2 cheap sunglasses
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1238 to 1239
equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1239 to 1240
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1240 to 1241
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
equip back Buddy Bjorn
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1241 to 1242
bjornify none
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1242 to 1243
equip back carpe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1243 to 1244
enthrone Flaming Gravy Fairy (41 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1244 to 1245
familiar Li'l Xenomorph (46 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1245 to 1246
equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1246 to 1247
equip weapon frying brainpan
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1247 to 1248
equip off-hand red wagon
equip shirt sea salt scrubs
equip pants Jeans of Loathing
equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch
equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet
equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze
familiar Hobo Monkey (41 lbs)
Unequip Obtuse Angel
equip familiar amulet coin
equip weapon haiku katana
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1248 to 1249
equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1249 to 1250
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 100 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 100 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 100 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe"
equip hat Crown of Thrones
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1250 to 1251
equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1251 to 1252
equip shirt origami pasties
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1252 to 1253
equip pants repaid diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1253 to 1254
use 1 stinky cheese diaper
You lose 48 hit points
You acquire an item: stinky cheese wheel
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1254 to 1255
use 1 stinky cheese wheel
You lose 48 hit points
You acquire an item: stinky cheese eye
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1255 to 1256
equip acc2 stinky cheese eye
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1256 to 1257
equip acc3 cheap sunglasses
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1257 to 1258
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1258 to 1259
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
familiar Li'l Xenomorph (61 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1259 to 1260
equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1260 to 1261
equip weapon frying brainpan
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1261 to 1262
equip off-hand red wagon
equip shirt sea salt scrubs
equip pants Jeans of Loathing
equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch
equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1262 to 1263
equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze
familiar Bloovian Groose (41 lbs)
Unequip Hobo Monkey
equip familiar amulet coin
equip weapon haiku katana
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1263 to 1264
equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1264 to 1265
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 100 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 100 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 100 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe"
equip hat Crown of Thrones
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1265 to 1266
equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1266 to 1267
equip shirt origami pasties
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1267 to 1268
equip pants repaid diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1268 to 1269
equip acc2 stinky cheese eye
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1269 to 1270
equip acc3 cheap sunglasses
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1270 to 1271
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1271 to 1272
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
familiar Li'l Xenomorph (61 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1272 to 1273
equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1273 to 1274
equip weapon frying brainpan
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1274 to 1275
equip off-hand red wagon
equip shirt sea salt scrubs
equip pants Jeans of Loathing
equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch
equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1275 to 1276
equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze
> Choosing to use Fist Turkey (expected value of 1792.0 from familiar drops, 72.7 from familiar abilities and 1247.9 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 734.3 from familiar abilities and 1149.4 from outfit).
familiar Fist Turkey (41 lbs)
Unequip Bloovian Groose
equip familiar amulet coin
equip weapon haiku katana
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1276 to 1277
equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1277 to 1278
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 100 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 100 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 100 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
equip hat Crown of Thrones
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1278 to 1279
equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1279 to 1280
equip shirt origami pasties
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1280 to 1281
use 1 stinky cheese eye
You lose 73 hit points
You acquire an item: Staff of Queso Escusado
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1281 to 1282
use 1 Staff of Queso Escusado
You lose 73 hit points
You acquire an item: stinky cheese sword
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1282 to 1283
use 1 stinky cheese sword
You lose 73 hit points
You acquire an item: stinky cheese diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1283 to 1284
equip pants stinky cheese diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1284 to 1285
equip acc2 cheap sunglasses
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1285 to 1286
equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1286 to 1287
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1287 to 1288
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1288 to 1289
cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
You gain 834 hit points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1289 to 1290
[12177] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from Tailor the Snow Suit to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 1: Trunathan teaches you some suave new obscene gestures.
Round 1: You gain 60 Smarm
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 8 damage.
Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
Preference _turkeyMoxie changed from 1 to 2
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: Trunathan kicks your opponent with its creepy dinosaur talons for 115 damage.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 115 damage.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VIII, when you and FusilliBear the Unpleasant and Queen Wacky won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3431 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Trunathan cranks up some hardcore punk music and slam-dances in the straw.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 8 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 12 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 18 Cheek
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 82 to 83
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to garbage tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1290 to 1291
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Fist Turkey (expected value of 1792.0 from familiar drops, 72.7 from familiar abilities and 1247.9 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 734.3 from familiar abilities and 1149.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12178] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 1: Trunathan brushes aside some straw to find a little cache of meat.
You gain 236 Meat.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: Trunathan kicks your opponent with its creepy dinosaur talons for 119 damage.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 119 damage.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con V, when you armwrestled FusilliVoidDude. You lost, but it was a good workout!
After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3511 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Trunathan flaps his wings and does an aggressive territorial turkey dance.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: normal barrel
After Battle: You gain 12 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 7 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 19 Sarcasm
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 83 to 84
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1291 to 1292
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Fist Turkey (expected value of 1792.0 from familiar drops, 72.7 from familiar abilities and 1247.9 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 734.3 from familiar abilities and 1149.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12179] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 1: Trunathan thinks a guy way off in the distance is making fun of him, so he takes off running and you have to chase him down. It's quite the workout.
Round 1: You gain 53 Muscleboundness
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Preference _turkeyMuscle changed from 1 to 2
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: Trunathan headbutts your opponent extra hard, staggering her and doing 96 damage.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 96 damage.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: Trunathan buffets your opponent with his wings until she can barely stand, staggering her and doing 120 damage.
Round 4: garbage tourist takes 120 damage.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con VII, when Queen Pork gave you that delicious drink. It was so good! You go into your kitchen and try to recreate it.
You acquire an item: eldritch elixir
After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat.
Preference lovebugsMeatDrop changed from 45 to 46
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2997 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Trunathan cranks up some hardcore punk music and slam-dances in the straw.
After Battle: Trunathan squats, squawks painfully, then stands up to reveal a bottle of booze. Probably you should wipe it off before you drink it.
You acquire an item: Ambitious Turkey
Preference _turkeyBooze changed from 1 to 2
After Battle: You gain 7 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 24 Chutzpah
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 84 to 85
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1292 to 1293
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Fist Turkey (expected value of 1792.0 from familiar drops, 72.7 from familiar abilities and 1247.9 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 734.3 from familiar abilities and 1149.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 30 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1293 to 1294
[12180] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 1: Trunathan wattle-whips your opponent for 127 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 127 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con 3-D, when Alistair the Unpleasant taught you to play that really complicated board game.
After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3817 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Trunathan cranks up some hardcore punk music and slam-dances in the straw.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: Trunathan hops up with a bottle of booze under his wing. Best not to ask where it came from.
You acquire an item: Ambitious Turkey
Preference _turkeyBooze changed from 2 to 3
After Battle: You gain 10 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 11 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 16 Chutzpah
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 85 to 86
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1294 to 1295
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 1841.4 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1247.9 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 734.3 from familiar abilities and 1149.4 from outfit).
familiar Li'l Xenomorph (46 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1295 to 1296
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 100 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 100 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 100 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
Unequip Fist Turkey
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1296 to 1297
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1297 to 1298
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1298 to 1299
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12181] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Encounter: horrible tourist family
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 12 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 6 damage.
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 8 damage.
Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
You gain 55 Meat.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1046 damage.
You gain 528 Meat.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 10 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 7 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VI, when Captain Fettucini taught you to play that really complicated board game.
After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2753 Meat
After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10)
You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks
After Battle: Xeny! hiccups and coughs up something covered in corrosive goo. Your curiosity overcomes your gag reflex and you pick up the device.
You acquire an item: transporter transponder
Preference _transponderDrops changed from 2 to 3
After Battle: Xeny! smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+13 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 16 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 16 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 18 Smarm
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 86 to 87
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1299 to 1300
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Grim Brother (expected value of 1188.1 from familiar drops, 609.0 from familiar abilities and 1149.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 725.5 from familiar abilities and 1149.4 from outfit).
familiar Grim Brother (40 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1300 to 1301
Unequip Li'l Xenomorph
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1301 to 1302
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1302 to 1303
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 100 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 100 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 100 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
equip pants repaid diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1303 to 1304
use 1 stinky cheese diaper
You lose 65 hit points
You acquire an item: stinky cheese wheel
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1304 to 1305
use 1 stinky cheese wheel
You lose 65 hit points
You acquire an item: stinky cheese eye
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1305 to 1306
equip acc3 stinky cheese eye
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1306 to 1307
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1307 to 1308
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12182] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 40 Meat.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist takes 8 damage.
Round 21: You lose 1 hit point
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1041 damage.
You gain 478 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con XII, when you and Gustav the Sauced totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
After Battle: You gain 8 Roguishness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester ends a tale with, "and so the evil queen was roasted alive inside a giant iron bull, and served at a glorious feast." You nod and search for more Meat to take your mind off the awful story he just told.
You gain 3826 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester finishes an illustrated manuscript with a final flourish, and hands it to you to read.
You acquire an item: grim fairy tale
Preference _grimFairyTaleDrops changed from 0 to 1
After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester breaks through his writer's block on his new story, and smiles as he relates how having the protagonist get eaten by a gnu will tie things up neatly. (+15 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 5 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 17 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 32 Smarm
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 87 to 88
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1308 to 1309
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 1188.1 from familiar drops, 609.0 from familiar abilities and 1149.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 725.5 from familiar abilities and 1149.4 from outfit).
familiar Unconscious Collective (55 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1309 to 1310
Unequip Grim Brother
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1310 to 1311
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1311 to 1312
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 100 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 100 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 100 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1312 to 1313
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 32 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1313 to 1314
[12183] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 60 Meat.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: You lose 2 hit points
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: You lose 2 hit points
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: You lose 1 hit point
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1062 damage.
You gain 473 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VIII, when you and MustardThief took turns doing benchpresses with PorkDankMan's car. Wait, did that really happen?
After Battle: You gain 9 Fortitude
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Grofflesby's eyelids flutter as it dreams of endless lines of dancing universal symbols.
You gain 3704 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 11 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 15 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 29 Smarm
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 88 to 89
Preference _unconsciousCollectiveCharge changed from 0 to 1
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1314 to 1315
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 1188.1 from familiar drops, 609.0 from familiar abilities and 1149.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 725.5 from familiar abilities and 1149.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12184] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist
Encounter: angry tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: angry tourist takes 11 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 1: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: angry tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: angry tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 60 Meat.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 10: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 12: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 18: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 19: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: angry tourist takes 1013 damage.
You gain 534 Meat.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 10 defense.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con VII, when you and NoodleLady the Buxom took turns doing benchpresses with BoozeWarrior the Amazing's car. Wait, did that really happen?
After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness
After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat.
Preference lovebugsMeatDrop changed from 46 to 47
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Grofflesby wakes up for a second, winks at you sleepily, and falls back into dreaming, its little paws twitching.
You gain 3643 Meat
After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us.
After Battle: You gain 11 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 18 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 25 Sarcasm
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 89 to 90
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist
Preference _unconsciousCollectiveCharge changed from 1 to 2
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1315 to 1316
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 1188.1 from familiar drops, 609.0 from familiar abilities and 1149.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 725.5 from familiar abilities and 1149.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 40 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1316 to 1317
[12185] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to horrible tourist family
Encounter: horrible tourist family
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 13 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
You gain 57 Meat.
Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1033 damage.
You gain 450 Meat.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 9 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con XI, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness
After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
Preference lovebugsItemDrop changed from 187 to 188
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Grofflesby's eyelids flutter as it dreams of endless lines of dancing universal symbols.
You gain 3384 Meat
After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10)
You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks
After Battle: You gain 12 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 13 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 31 Sarcasm
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 90 to 91
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to horrible tourist family
Preference _unconsciousCollectiveCharge changed from 2 to 3
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1317 to 1318
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 1188.1 from familiar drops, 609.0 from familiar abilities and 1149.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 725.5 from familiar abilities and 1149.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12186] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 61 Meat.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1066 damage.
You gain 593 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con II, when both VodkaSeal and Countess Majestic complimented you on your dancing.
After Battle: You gain 10 Roguishness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Grofflesby's little legs twitch and its eyelids flutter as it dreams of dancing.
You gain 3905 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Grofflesby wakes up for a second, its eyes glassy. It looks around, mutters, "don't trust the maroon moose," and hands you a jar full of dream stuff.
You acquire an item: Unconscious Collective Dream Jar
Preference _dreamJarDrops changed from 0 to 1
After Battle: You gain 17 Fortitude
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 16 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 20 Chutzpah
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 91 to 92
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Preference _unconsciousCollectiveCharge changed from 3 to 0
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1318 to 1319
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Bloovian Groose (expected value of 1185.1 from familiar drops, 609.0 from familiar abilities and 1149.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 725.5 from familiar abilities and 1149.4 from outfit).
familiar Bloovian Groose (55 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1319 to 1320
Unequip Unconscious Collective
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1320 to 1321
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1321 to 1322
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 100 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 100 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 100 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1322 to 1323
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 34 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1323 to 1324
[12187] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to Knob Goblin Embezzler
Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler
Preference _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonsterCount changed from 100 to 101
Preference relayCounters changed from 13166:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif to
Preference relayCounters changed from to 13206:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1324 to 1325
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
> In fight, trying to get away to return items to stash...
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Round 1: mx indigo attacks!
Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 1071 damage.
Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 6 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con XI, when both Miss Rotten and Lady Amazing complimented you on your dancing.
After Battle: You gain 10 Smarm
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: From your little friend's face comes a wink and a gleam, / I'd say you and your Groose make a pretty good team!
You gain 13215 Meat
After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm.
You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor
After Battle: You gain 11 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 15 Cheek
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 92 to 93
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to Knob Goblin Embezzler
Preference _grooseCharge changed from 0 to 1
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1325 to 1326
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1326 to 1327
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1327 to 1328
unequip pants
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1328 to 1329
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1329 to 1330
add to stash: 1 repaid diaper
> Returned repaid diaper to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
unequip acc1
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1330 to 1331
add to stash: 1 mafia pointer finger ring
> Returned mafia pointer finger ring to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1331 to 1332
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1332 to 1333
Preference logPreferenceChange changed from true to false
> You fought 6 Knob Goblin Embezzler at the beginning of the day, and an additional 0 digitized Knob Goblin Embezzler throughout the day. Good work, probably!
> Including this, you have fought 70 across all ascensions today
> Extreme Items:
> 2 Ambitious Turkey worth 16200 total
> 1 eldritch elixir worth 9000 total
> 1 transporter transponder worth 7200 total
> -4 Mountain Stream soda worth -972 total
> 18 Source essence worth 18 total
> 2 bag of gross foreign snacks worth 50 total
> This run of garbo, across 11 turns you generated 93,163 meat, with 51,811 raw meat and 41,352 from items
> So far today, across 83 turns you generated 1,352,193 meat, with 691,476 raw meat and 660,717 from items
> Using adventure value 5000.
> Local Version: 29c29418a70264f32aa9140c07cee65091eb5e94 (built from main@1359e614c80d46351c52bd2489cedcb81d117dd9)
> Garbo is up to date!
> Collecting garbage!
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Preference dontStopForCounters changed from false to true
Preference hpAutoRecovery changed from 0.6 to -0.05
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 1.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecovery changed from 0.05 to -0.05
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.2 to 0
Preference currentMood changed from default to apathetic
Preference libramSkillsSoftcore changed from all to none
Preference valueOfInventory changed from 1.8 to 2
Preference choiceAdventure1108 changed from 3 to 1
Preference choiceAdventure1340 changed from 0 to 1
Preference choiceAdventure1341 changed from 0 to 1
Preference shadowLabyrinthGoal changed from browser to effects
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1338 to 1339
Preference commandBufferGCLI changed from prefref relay#set relayCounters = 12134:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:12144:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif:12147:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif#prefref _source#set _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonsteruser =#set set _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonster =#set _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonster =#set _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonsterCount = 2#prefref Digit#garbo -50#prefref Digit#set _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonsterCount = 99#_sourceTerminalDigitizeMonster =#set _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonster =#set _sourceTerminalDigitizeUses = 3#garbo -50#/aa none#garbo -50#prefref digitiz#set _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonster = Knob Goblin Embezzler#garbo -50 to set relayCounters = 12134:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:12144:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif:12147:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif#prefref _source#set _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonsteruser =#set set _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonster =#set _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonster =#set _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonsterCount = 2#prefref Digit#garbo -50#prefref Digit#set _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonsterCount = 99#_sourceTerminalDigitizeMonster =#set _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonster =#set _sourceTerminalDigitizeUses = 3#garbo -50#/aa none#garbo -50#prefref digitiz#set _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonster = Knob Goblin Embezzler#garbo -50#ABORT
remove from stash: 1 repaid diaper
You acquire an item: repaid diaper
> Took repaid diaper from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1339 to 1340
remove from stash: 1 mafia pointer finger ring
You acquire an item: mafia pointer finger ring
> Took mafia pointer finger ring from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1340 to 1341
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1341 to 1342
> Skipping fancy chocolate sculpture; too expensive (71890 > 30000).
mallsearch "possessed sugar cube"
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Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
>
> Executing Daily Familiars/Moveable feast
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1342 to 1343
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1343 to 1344
>
> Executing Daily/Configure I Voted! Sticker
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
>
> Executing Daily/Verify Horsery
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
>
> Executing Daily/Check Barf Mountain Quest
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
Visiting the Employee Assignment Kiosk
>
> Executing Daily Items/Clear Existing Rufus Quest
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
>
> Executing Daily Items/Treat
familiar Trick-or-Treating Tot (33 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1344 to 1345
Unequip Bloovian Groose
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1345 to 1346
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1346 to 1347
equip weapon porcelain police baton
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1347 to 1348
equip off-hand porcelain pepper mill
equip hat porcelain porkpie
equip back porcelain pelerine
equip pants porcelain plus-fours
equip acc1 porcelain phantom mask
> CCS: [default]\n "abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!";"
> Autoattack macro: abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!";
place.php?whichplace=town&action=town_trickortreat
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Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference choiceAdventure1324 changed from 0 to 5
Preference choiceAdventure1387 changed from to 2
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Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
>
> Executing Free Fight/Trick
familiar Li'l Xenomorph (44 lbs)
Unequip Trick-or-Treating Tot
equip familiar amulet coin
equip hat wolfman mask
Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -hat, 142.2 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 622.87 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.71 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
equip weapon cursed pirate cutlass
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1348 to 1349
equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1349 to 1350
equip back Buddy Bjorn
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1350 to 1351
equip shirt Stephen's lab coat
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1351 to 1352
equip pants repaid diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1352 to 1353
equip acc1 bakelite badge
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1353 to 1354
equip acc2 Belt of Loathing
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1354 to 1355
equip familiar Snow Suit
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1355 to 1356
Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Tailor the Snow Suit
Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1356 to 1357
Took choice 640/5: Restores 1-10 MP after combat
choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=5
Preference snowsuit changed from nose to hat
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1357 to 1358
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1358 to 1359
> Maximize: Familiar Weight
Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit
Took choice 640/3: +10% item drops, can drop carrot nose
choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=3
Preference snowsuit changed from hat to nose
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1359 to 1360
equip hat Crown of Thrones
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1360 to 1361
enthrone none
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1361 to 1362
equip hat wolfman mask
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1362 to 1363
bjornify Flaming Gravy Fairy (85 lbs)
Preference commandBufferGCLI changed from set relayCounters = 12134:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:12144:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif:12147:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif#prefref _source#set _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonsteruser =#set set _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonster =#set _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonster =#set _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonsterCount = 2#prefref Digit#garbo -50#prefref Digit#set _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonsterCount = 99#_sourceTerminalDigitizeMonster =#set _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonster =#set _sourceTerminalDigitizeUses = 3#garbo -50#/aa none#garbo -50#prefref digitiz#set _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonster = Knob Goblin Embezzler#garbo -50#ABORT to prefref _source#set _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonsteruser =#set set _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonster =#set _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonster =#set _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonsterCount = 2#prefref Digit#garbo -50#prefref Digit#set _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonsterCount = 99#_sourceTerminalDigitizeMonster =#set _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonster =#set _sourceTerminalDigitizeUses = 3#garbo -50#/aa none#garbo -50#prefref digitiz#set _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonster = Knob Goblin Embezzler#garbo -50#ABORT#abort
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Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1364 to 1365
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1365 to 1366
unequip pants
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1366 to 1367
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1367 to 1368
add to stash: 1 repaid diaper
> Returned repaid diaper to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
add to stash: 1 mafia pointer finger ring
> Returned mafia pointer finger ring to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1368 to 1369
Preference logPreferenceChange changed from true to false
> You fought 6 Knob Goblin Embezzler at the beginning of the day, and an additional 0 digitized Knob Goblin Embezzler throughout the day. Good work, probably!
> Including this, you have fought 76 across all ascensions today
> Extreme Items:
> This run of garbo, across 0 turns you generated 0 meat, with 0 raw meat and 0 from items
> So far today, across 83 turns you generated 1,352,193 meat, with 691,476 raw meat and 660,717 from items
Closing session for mx indigo...
Initializing session for mx indigo...
shop.php?whichshop=mayoclinic
WARNING: updated modifier not in modifiers.txt: Item:[6146]
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Visiting Hot Dog Stand in clan VIP lounge
Visiting Speakeasy in clan VIP lounge
Visiting Floundry in clan VIP lounge
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> moon
March 20, 2024 - Martinus 7
Ronald: third quarter
Grimace: waxing gibbous
Mini-moon: in front of Ronald, R side
Generic Summer Holiday: 4 days
Oyster Egg Day: 11 days
Dependence Day: 13 days
Arrrbor Day: 21 days
Labór Day: 31 days
Halloween: 41 days
Feast of Boris: 48 days
Yuletide: 53 days
Festival of Jarlsberg: 58 days
Valentine's Day: 69 days
St. Sneaky Pete's Day: 76 days
El Dia De Los Muertos Borrachos: 91 days
2 days until Muscle.
> status
Name: mx indigo
Class: Disco Bandit
Lv: 27
HP: 1103 / 1,267
MP: 231 / 1,121
Mus: 787 (517), tnp = 1,023
Mys: 635 (497), tnp = 528
Mox: 977 (707), tnp = 1,001
Advs: 392
Meat: 1,605,410
Full: 18 / 18
Drunk: 20 / 20
Spleen: 15 / 15
> equipment
Hat: wolfman mask
Weapon: cursed pirate cutlass
Off-hand: KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Shirt: Stephen's lab coat
Pants: (none)
Back: Buddy Bjorn
Carrying: Flaming Gravy Fairy (70 lbs)
Acc. 1: bakelite badge
Acc. 2: Belt of Loathing
Acc. 3: stinky cheese eye
Pet: Li'l Xenomorph (86 lbs)
Item: Snow Suit
> skills
Give Your Opponent the Stinkeye (0 mp)
Liver of Steel (0 mp)
Chronic Indigestion (5 mp)
Powers of Observatiogn (0 mp)
Gnefarious Pickpocketing (0 mp)
Torso Awareness (0 mp)
Gnomish Hardigness (0 mp)
Cosmic Ugnderstanding (0 mp)
CLEESH (10 mp)
Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting (0 mp)
Awesome Balls of Fire (120 mp)
Conjure Relaxing Campfire (30 mp)
Snowclone (120 mp)
Maximum Chill (30 mp)
Eggsplosion (120 mp)
Mudbath (30 mp)
Grease Lightning (120 mp)
Inappropriate Backrub (30 mp)
Natural Born Scrabbler (0 mp)
Thrift and Grift (0 mp)
Abs of Tin (0 mp)
Marginally Insane (0 mp)
Raise Backup Dancer (120 mp)
Creepy Lullaby (30 mp)
Rainbow Gravitation (0 mp)
Vent Rage Gland (15 mp)
Slimy Synapses (0 mp)
Slimy Shoulders (0 mp)
Gothy Handwave (1 mp)
Break It On Down (2 mp)
Pop and Lock It (2 mp)
Run Like the Wind (2 mp)
Summon Crimbo Candy (3 mp)
Unaccompanied Miner (0 mp)
Volcanometeor Showeruption (0 mp)
Wassail (30 mp)
Toynado (120 mp)
Fashionably Late (0 mp)
Executive Narcolepsy (0 mp)
Lunch Break (10 mp)
Offensive Joke (15 mp)
Managerial Manipulation (5 mp)
Natural Born Skeleton Killer (0 mp)
Master of the Surprising Fist (0 mp)
Summon "Boner Battalion" (200 mp)
Torment Plant (5 mp)
Pinch Ghost (5 mp)
Tattle (7 mp)
Thick-Skinned (0 mp)
Chip on your Shoulder (0 mp)
Request Sandwich (5 mp)
Frigidalmatian (300 mp)
Silent Slam (5 mp)
Silent Squirt (10 mp)
Silent Slice (5 mp)
Walberg's Dim Bulb (5 mp)
Singer's Faithful Ocelot (15 mp)
Drescher's Annoying Noise (40 mp)
Deep Dark Visions (100 mp)
Carbohydrate Cudgel (30 mp)
Splattersmash (25 mp)
Grab a Cold One (30 mp)
Song of the North (100 mp)
Conspiratorial Whispers (25 mp)
Spaghetti Breakfast (30 mp)
Shadow Noodles (30 mp)
Song of Starch (100 mp)
Song of Sauce (100 mp)
Song of Bravado (100 mp)
Summon Annoyance (9 swagger)
Shrap (0 mp)
Psychokinetic Hug (0 mp)
Unoffendable (0 mp)
Grease Up (15 mp)
Alien Source Code (0 mp)
Hollow Leg (0 mp)
Belch The Rainbow (5 mp)
Pirate Bellow (11 mp)
Hypersane (0 mp)
Intimidating Mien (15 mp)
Summon Holiday Fun! (11 mp)
Rapid Prototyping (0 mp)
Mathematical Precision (10 mp)
Ruthless Efficiency (10 mp)
Summon Carrot (11 mp)
Speluck (0 mp)
Olfactory Burnout (0 mp)
Garbage Nova (50 mp)
Dinsey Operations Expert (0 mp)
Rotten Memories (15 mp)
Bear Essence (0 mp)
Summon Kokomo Resort Pass (1 mp)
Healing Salve (1 white mana)
Dark Ritual (1 black mana)
Lightning Bolt (1 red mana)
Giant Growth (1 green mana)
Ancestral Recall (1 blue mana)
Asbestos Heart (0 mp)
Pyromania (15 mp)
Firegate (50 mp)
Calculate the Universe (1 mp)
Refusal to Freeze (0 mp)
Communism! (0 mp)
Eldritch Intellect (0 mp)
Sweet Synthesis (0 mp)
Stack Lumps (11 mp)
Evoke Eldritch Horror (1 adv, 66 mp)
Eternal Flame (0 mp)
Crimbo Training: Waiter (0 mp)
Crimbo Training: Coal Taster (0 mp)
Secret Door Awareness (0 mp)
Perpetrate Mild Evil (0 mp)
Just the Facts (0 mp)
Seal Clubbing Frenzy (1 mp)
Thrust-Smack (3 mp)
Lunge Smack (1 mp)
Lunging Thrust-Smack (8 mp)
Super-Advanced Meatsmithing (0 mp)
Blubber Up (7 mp)
Fortitude of the Muskox (0 mp)
Audacity of the Otter (0 mp)
Tongue of the Walrus (10 mp)
Hide of the Walrus (0 mp)
Claws of the Walrus (0 mp)
Batter Up! (0 mp)
Rage of the Reindeer (10 mp)
Pulverize (0 mp)
Double-Fisted Skull Smashing (0 mp)
Northern Exposure (0 mp)
Musk of the Moose (10 mp)
Snarl of the Timberwolf (10 mp)
Clobber (1 mp)
Harpoon! (30 mp)
Holiday Weight Gain (10 mp)
Iron Palm Technique (0 mp)
Hibernate (1 adv)
Cold Shoulder (0 mp)
Wrath of the Wolverine (0 mp)
Buoyancy of the Beluga (0 mp)
Scowl of the Auk (10 mp)
Furious Wallop (0 mp)
Club Foot (8 mp)
Seething of the Snow Leopard (0 mp)
Ire of the Orca (0 mp)
Thirst of the Weasel (0 mp)
Cavalcade of Fury (15 mp)
Northern Explosion (16 mp)
Precision of the Penguin (0 mp)
Pride of the Puffin (30 mp)
Silent Hunter (50 mp)
Patience of the Tortoise (1 mp)
Headbutt (3 mp)
Skin of the Leatherback (0 mp)
Shieldbutt (10 mp)
Armorcraftiness (0 mp)
Ghostly Shell (6 mp)
Reptilian Fortitude (10 mp)
Empathy of the Newt (15 mp)
Tenacity of the Snapper (8 mp)
Wisdom of the Elder Tortoises (0 mp)
Astral Shell (10 mp)
Amphibian Sympathy (0 mp)
Kneebutt (4 mp)
Cold-Blooded Fearlessness (0 mp)
Hero of the Half-Shell (0 mp)
Tao of the Terrapin (0 mp)
Spectral Snapper (20 mp)
Toss (1 mp)
Summon Leviatuga (40 mp)
Jingle Bells (5 mp)
Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin (10 mp)
Spirit Vacation (1 adv)
Shell Up (6 mp)
Stiff Upper Lip (10 mp)
Blessing of the War Snapper (15 mp)
Spiky Shell (8 mp)
Spirit Snap (10 mp)
Blessing of She-Who-Was (30 mp)
Butts of Steel (0 mp)
Testudinal Teachings (0 mp)
Pizza Lover (0 mp)
Blessing of the Storm Tortoise (50 mp)
The Long View (0 mp)
Spirit Boon (30 mp)
Patient Smile (10 mp)
Turtle Power (100 mp)
Quiet Determination (10 mp)
Manicotti Meditation (1 mp)
Ravioli Shurikens (4 mp)
Entangling Noodles (3 mp)
Cannelloni Cannon (8 mp)
Pastamastery (10 mp)
Stuffed Mortar Shell (8 mp)
Weapon of the Pastalord (32 mp)
Lasagna Bandages (6 mp)
Leash of Linguini (12 mp)
Spirit of Rigatoni (0 mp)
Cannelloni Cocoon (20 mp)
Spirit of Ravioli (0 mp)
Springy Fusilli (10 mp)
Tolerance of the Kitchen (0 mp)
Flavour of Magic (0 mp)
Spirit of Cayenne (0 mp)
Spirit of Peppermint (0 mp)
Spirit of Garlic (0 mp)
Spirit of Wormwood (0 mp)
Spirit of Bacon Grease (0 mp)
Spirit of Nothing (0 mp)
Transcendental Noodlecraft (0 mp)
Fearful Fettucini (32 mp)
Spaghetti Spear (1 mp)
Tempuramancy (0 mp)
Candyblast (8 mp)
Stringozzi Serpent (16 mp)
Utensil Twist (1 mp)
Transcendent Al Dente (1 adv)
Bind Vampieroghi (12 mp)
Arched Eyebrow of the Archmage (10 mp)
Bind Vermincelli (30 mp)
Bringing Up the Rear (0 mp)
Bind Angel Hair Wisp (60 mp)
Shield of the Pastalord (20 mp)
Bind Undead Elbow Macaroni (100 mp)
Thrall Unit Tactics (0 mp)
Bind Penne Dreadful (150 mp)
Subtle and Quick to Anger (0 mp)
Bind Lasagmbie (200 mp)
Wizard Squint (10 mp)
Bind Spice Ghost (250 mp)
Bind Spaghetti Elemental (150 mp)
Quiet Judgement (10 mp)
Sauce Contemplation (1 mp)
Stream of Sauce (2 mp)
Expert Panhandling (0 mp)
Saucestorm (6 mp)
Advanced Saucecrafting (10 mp)
Elemental Saucesphere (10 mp)
Jalapeño Saucesphere (5 mp)
Wave of Sauce (10 mp)
Intrinsic Spiciness (0 mp)
Master Saucier (0 mp)
Saucegeyser (24 mp)
Saucy Salve (4 mp)
Impetuous Sauciness (0 mp)
Diminished Gag Reflex (0 mp)
Irrepressible Spunk (0 mp)
The Way of Sauce (0 mp)
Scarysauce (10 mp)
Salsaball (1 mp)
Deep Saucery (0 mp)
Surge of Icing (10 mp)
Käsesoßesturm (10 mp)
Curse of Vichyssoise (2 mp)
Simmer (1 adv)
Icy Glare (10 mp)
Soul Saucery (0 mp)
Inner Sauce (0 mp)
Curse of Marinara (4 mp)
Itchy Curse Finger (0 mp)
Curse of the Thousand Islands (6 mp)
Saucecicle (12 mp)
Antibiotic Saucesphere (15 mp)
Curse of Weaksauce (8 mp)
Wry Smile (10 mp)
Sauce Monocle (20 mp)
Blood Sugar Sauce Magic (0 mp)
Saucemaven (0 mp)
Silent Treatment (20 mp)
Disco Aerobics (1 mp)
Disco Eye-Poke (2 mp)
Nimble Fingers (0 mp)
Disco Dance of Doom (3 mp)
Mad Looting Skillz (0 mp)
Disco Nap (8 mp)
Disco Dance II: Electric Boogaloo (4 mp)
Disco Fever (10 mp)
Overdeveloped Sense of Self Preservation (0 mp)
Adventurer of Leisure (0 mp)
Disco Face Stab (8 mp)
Advanced Cocktailcrafting (10 mp)
Ambidextrous Funkslinging (0 mp)
Heart of Polyester (0 mp)
Smooth Movement (10 mp)
Superhuman Cocktailcrafting (0 mp)
Tango of Terror (8 mp)
Suckerpunch (0 mp)
Salacious Cocktailcrafting (0 mp)
Stealth Mistletoe (5 mp)
Kung Fu Hustler (0 mp)
Deft Hands (0 mp)
Disco State of Mind (0 mp)
Frantic Gyrations (0 mp)
That's Not a Knife (0 mp)
Tricky Knifework (0 mp)
Flashy Dancer (0 mp)
Disco Smirk (10 mp)
Disco Greed (0 mp)
Knife in the Dark (10 mp)
Disco Bravado (0 mp)
Disco Shank (13 mp)
Disco Dance 3: Back in the Habit (10 mp)
Disco Inferno (15 mp)
Sensitive Fingers (0 mp)
Disco Leer (10 mp)
Silent Knife (10 mp)
Moxie of the Mariachi (1 mp)
Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (40 mp)
The Moxious Madrigal (2 mp)
Cletus's Canticle of Celerity (4 mp)
The Polka of Plenty (7 mp)
The Magical Mojomuscular Melody (3 mp)
The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith (5 mp)
Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption (13 mp)
Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (11 mp)
The Psalm of Pointiness (15 mp)
Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction (9 mp)
Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority (30 mp)
The Ode to Booze (50 mp)
The Sonata of Sneakiness (20 mp)
Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation (20 mp)
Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (30 mp)
Dirge of Dreadfulness (9 mp)
The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder (50 mp)
Benetton's Medley of Diversity (50 mp)
Elron's Explosive Etude (50 mp)
Chorale of Companionship (50 mp)
Prelude of Precision (50 mp)
Sing (1 mp)
Donho's Bubbly Ballad (75 mp)
Cringle's Curative Carol (5 mp)
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (100 mp)
Dissonant Riff (2 mp)
Cadenza (0 mp)
Crab Claw Technique (0 mp)
Accordion Bash (5 mp)
Accordion Appreciation (0 mp)
Concerto de los Muertos (8 mp)
Five Finger Discount (0 mp)
Suspicious Gaze (10 mp)
Bawdy Refrain (11 mp)
Thief Among the Honorable (0 mp)
Sticky Fingers (0 mp)
Cone of Zydeco (15 mp)
Master Accordion Master Thief (0 mp)
Knowing Smile (10 mp)
Mariachi Memory (0 mp)
Quiet Desperation (10 mp)
Mild Curse (1 mp)
Transcendent Olfaction (0 mp)
Summon Stickers (2 mp)
Summon Sugar Sheets (2 mp)
Summon Clip Art (2 mp)
Summon Rad Libs (2 mp)
Summon Smithsness (2 mp)
Summon Tasteful Items (5 mp)
Summon Alice's Army Cards (5 mp)
Summon Geeky Gifts (5 mp)
Summon Candy Heart (781 mp)
Summon Party Favor (781 mp)
Summon Love Song (781 mp)
Summon BRICKOs (781 mp)
Summon Resolutions (781 mp)
Summon Taffy (781 mp)
Summon Confiscated Things (5 mp)
> effects
2 of 4 AT buffs active.
Pasta Oneness (5)
Mathematically Precise (10)
Antibiotic Saucesphere (15)
Blubbered Up (15)
Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin (15)
Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord (15)
Intimidating Mien (15)
Nearly Silent Hunting (15)
Sauce Monocle (15)
A Few Extra Pounds (20)
familiar.enq (21)
meat.enh (21)
Meet the Meat (21)
Everything Looks Red (38)
Disabled Olfactory Processing (163)
☺ Disco Leer (343)
How to Scam Tourists (344)
Leash of Linguini (345)
Singer's Faithful Ocelot (345)
♫ Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (350)
Pride of the Puffin (351)
Drescher's Annoying Noise (361)
Synthesis: Greed (371)
Merry Smithsness (402)
Disco State of Mind (415)
Mariachi Mood (415)
Saucemastery (415)
Seal Clubbing Frenzy (415)
Kicked in the Sinuses (421)
Disco Fever (918)
♫ Polka of Plenty (1,233)
Elemental Saucesphere (1,466)
Jingle Jangle Jingle (1,520)
Astral Shell (1,523)
Ghostly Shell (1,523)
Reptilian Fortitude (1,523)
Tenacity of the Snapper (1,523)
Empathy (1,543)
On the Trail [garbage tourist] (∞)
Spirit of Peppermint (∞)
> modifiers
ML: +40
Enc: -5.00%
Init: +65.00%
Exp: +35.39
Meat: +1000.00%
Item: +124.00%
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> Checking properties
> Touring the Kingdom
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Source Terminal: enhance
Source Terminal: enquiry
Source Terminal: educate
Preference sourceTerminalEducateKnown changed from digitize.edu,extract.edu,duplicate.edu,portscan.edu,compress.edu,turbo.edu to digitize.edu,extract.edu,compress.edu,duplicate.edu,portscan.edu,turbo.edu
Source Terminal: extrude
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> Checking recipes
> Presto fixo! All done.
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> Using adventure value 5000.
> Local Version: 29c29418a70264f32aa9140c07cee65091eb5e94 (built from main@1359e614c80d46351c52bd2489cedcb81d117dd9)
> Garbo is up to date!
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> Collecting garbage!
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Preference dontStopForCounters changed from false to true
Preference hpAutoRecovery changed from 0.6 to -0.05
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 1.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecovery changed from 0.05 to -0.05
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.2 to 0
Preference currentMood changed from default to apathetic
Preference libramSkillsSoftcore changed from all to none
Preference valueOfInventory changed from 1.8 to 2
Preference choiceAdventure1108 changed from 3 to 1
Preference choiceAdventure1340 changed from 0 to 1
Preference choiceAdventure1341 changed from 0 to 1
Preference shadowLabyrinthGoal changed from browser to effects
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _crimboTree changed from true to false
remove from stash: 1 repaid diaper
You acquire an item: repaid diaper
> Took repaid diaper from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1375 to 1376
remove from stash: 1 mafia pointer finger ring
You acquire an item: mafia pointer finger ring
> Took mafia pointer finger ring from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
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> Skipping fancy chocolate sculpture; too expensive (71890 > 30000).
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>
> Executing Daily Familiars/Moveable feast
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
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Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1379 to 1380
>
> Executing Daily/Configure I Voted! Sticker
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
>
> Executing Daily/Verify Horsery
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
>
> Executing Daily/Check Barf Mountain Quest
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
Visiting the Employee Assignment Kiosk
>
> Executing Daily Items/Clear Existing Rufus Quest
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
>
> Executing Daily Items/Treat
familiar Trick-or-Treating Tot (63 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1380 to 1381
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equip off-hand porcelain pepper mill
equip hat porcelain porkpie
equip back porcelain pelerine
equip pants porcelain plus-fours
equip acc1 porcelain phantom mask
> CCS: [default]\n "abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!";"
> Autoattack macro: abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!";
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Preference choiceAdventure1387 changed from to 2
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>
> Executing Free Fight/Trick
mallsearch "glass of "milk""
mallsearch "cup of "tea""
mallsearch "thermos of "whiskey""
mallsearch "Lucky Lindy"
mallsearch "Bee's Knees"
mallsearch "Sockdollager"
mallsearch "Ish Kabibble"
mallsearch "Hot Socks"
mallsearch "Phonus Balonus"
mallsearch "Flivver"
mallsearch "Sloppy Jalopy"
familiar Li'l Xenomorph (75 lbs)
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Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -hat, 142.2 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.71 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
equip weapon cursed pirate cutlass
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equip back Buddy Bjorn
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equip pants repaid diaper
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equip acc1 bakelite badge
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1386 to 1387
Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit
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Took choice 640/5: Restores 1-10 MP after combat
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> Maximize: Familiar Weight
Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit
Took choice 640/3: +10% item drops, can drop carrot nose
choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=3
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> CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
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Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
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Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference nextAdventure changed from Barf Mountain to None
Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Barf Mountain
Maximizer: MP
equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1392 to 1393
equip weapon frying brainpan
equip off-hand red wagon
equip back carpe
equip shirt sea salt scrubs
equip pants Jeans of Loathing
equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch
equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet
equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1393 to 1394
equip familiar Mayflower bouquet
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1394 to 1395
remove from stash: 1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card
You acquire an item: Platinum Yendorian Express Card
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1395 to 1396
> Took Platinum Yendorian Express Card from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1396 to 1397
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1397 to 1398
add to stash: 1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1398 to 1399
> Returned Platinum Yendorian Express Card to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1399 to 1400
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
familiar Obtuse Angel (38 lbs)
Unequip Trick-or-Treating Tot
equip familiar amulet coin
equip weapon haiku katana
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1400 to 1401
equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1401 to 1402
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe"
equip hat Crown of Thrones
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1402 to 1403
equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1403 to 1404
equip shirt origami pasties
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1404 to 1405
use 1 stinky cheese eye
You lose 73 hit points
You acquire an item: Staff of Queso Escusado
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1405 to 1406
use 1 Staff of Queso Escusado
You lose 73 hit points
You acquire an item: stinky cheese sword
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1406 to 1407
use 1 stinky cheese sword
You lose 73 hit points
You acquire an item: stinky cheese diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1407 to 1408
equip pants stinky cheese diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1408 to 1409
equip acc2 cheap sunglasses
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1409 to 1410
equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1410 to 1411
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1411 to 1412
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
equip back Buddy Bjorn
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1412 to 1413
bjornify none
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1413 to 1414
equip back carpe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1414 to 1415
enthrone Flaming Gravy Fairy (40 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1415 to 1416
familiar Li'l Xenomorph (45 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1416 to 1417
equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1417 to 1418
equip weapon frying brainpan
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1418 to 1419
equip off-hand red wagon
equip shirt sea salt scrubs
equip pants Jeans of Loathing
equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch
equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet
equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze
familiar Hobo Monkey (40 lbs)
Unequip Obtuse Angel
equip familiar amulet coin
equip weapon haiku katana
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1419 to 1420
equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1420 to 1421
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe"
equip hat Crown of Thrones
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1421 to 1422
equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1422 to 1423
equip shirt origami pasties
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1423 to 1424
equip pants repaid diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1424 to 1425
use 1 stinky cheese diaper
You lose 48 hit points
You acquire an item: stinky cheese wheel
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1425 to 1426
use 1 stinky cheese wheel
You lose 48 hit points
You acquire an item: stinky cheese eye
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1426 to 1427
equip acc2 stinky cheese eye
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1427 to 1428
equip acc3 cheap sunglasses
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1428 to 1429
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1429 to 1430
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
familiar Li'l Xenomorph (60 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1430 to 1431
equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1431 to 1432
equip weapon frying brainpan
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1432 to 1433
equip off-hand red wagon
equip shirt sea salt scrubs
equip pants Jeans of Loathing
equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch
equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1433 to 1434
equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze
familiar Bloovian Groose (40 lbs)
Unequip Hobo Monkey
equip familiar amulet coin
equip weapon haiku katana
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1434 to 1435
equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1435 to 1436
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe"
equip hat Crown of Thrones
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1436 to 1437
equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1437 to 1438
equip shirt origami pasties
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1438 to 1439
equip pants repaid diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1439 to 1440
equip acc2 stinky cheese eye
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1440 to 1441
equip acc3 cheap sunglasses
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1441 to 1442
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1442 to 1443
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
familiar Li'l Xenomorph (60 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1443 to 1444
equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1444 to 1445
equip weapon frying brainpan
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1445 to 1446
equip off-hand red wagon
equip shirt sea salt scrubs
equip pants Jeans of Loathing
equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch
equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1446 to 1447
equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze
> Choosing to use Bloovian Groose (expected value of 1185.1 from familiar drops, 609.0 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 725.5 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit).
familiar Bloovian Groose (50 lbs)
equip weapon haiku katana
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1447 to 1448
equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1448 to 1449
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
equip hat Crown of Thrones
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1449 to 1450
equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1450 to 1451
equip shirt origami pasties
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1451 to 1452
equip pants repaid diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1452 to 1453
equip acc2 stinky cheese eye
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1453 to 1454
equip acc3 cheap sunglasses
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1454 to 1455
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1455 to 1456
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1456 to 1457
[12188] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from Tailor the Snow Suit to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 64 Meat.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1018 damage.
You gain 532 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con IX, when BeaverOlivia gave you that delicious drink. It was so good! You go into your kitchen and try to recreate it.
You acquire an item: cabooze
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: With a wink and a smile and a smile and a wink, / the Groose, he approves of your actions (you think.)
You gain 3997 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 10 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 13 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 30 Roguishness
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 93 to 94
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to garbage tourist
Preference _grooseCharge changed from 1 to 2
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1457 to 1458
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Bloovian Groose (expected value of 1185.1 from familiar drops, 609.0 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 725.5 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12189] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 68 Meat.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: You lose 1 hit point
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: You lose 1 hit point
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1074 damage.
You gain 445 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con XI, when you and Mister Beef totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
After Battle: You gain 9 Chutzpah
After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
Preference lovebugsMysticality changed from 831 to 835
After Battle: You gain 4 Enchantedness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: With a smile and a wink and a wink and a smile, / your Bloovian Groose is quite cute -- no denial!
You gain 4211 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: With a sound that's a cross 'tween a squick and a shqueese, / your Groose, he produces a small glob of grease.
You acquire an item: groose grease
Preference _grooseDrops changed from 0 to 1
After Battle: You gain 9 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 17 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 27 Sarcasm
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 94 to 95
Preference _grooseCharge changed from 2 to 0
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1458 to 1459
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Golden Monkey (expected value of 1200.0 from familiar drops, 587.0 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 725.5 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit).
familiar Golden Monkey (52 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1459 to 1460
Unequip Bloovian Groose
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1460 to 1461
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1461 to 1462
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1462 to 1463
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 40 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1463 to 1464
[12190] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist
Encounter: angry tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: angry tourist takes 13 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 54 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: angry tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: angry tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 12: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 12: You lose 1 hit point
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 13: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 19: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: angry tourist takes 1047 damage.
You gain 526 Meat.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 7 attack power.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 5 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con V, when you and Wacky Noam took turns doing benchpresses with DiscoPunk's car. Wait, did that really happen?
After Battle: You gain 9 Fortitude
After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
Preference lovebugsMuscle changed from 768 to 773
After Battle: You gain 5 Beefiness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay's shiny golden eyelid twinkles as he winks at you.
You gain 3839 Meat
After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us.
You acquire an item: normal barrel
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay stops shrieking for a minute and beams at you. (+14 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 12 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 11 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 32 Chutzpah
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 95 to 96
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist
Preference _goldenMoneyCharge changed from 0 to 1
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1464 to 1465
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Golden Monkey (expected value of 1200.0 from familiar drops, 587.0 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 725.5 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12191] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 67 Meat.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: You lose 1 hit point
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1031 damage.
You gain 559 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con 3-D, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay's shiny golden eyelid twinkles as he winks at you.
You gain 4281 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay stops shrieking for a minute and beams at you. (+14 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 15 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 12 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 26 Cheek
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 96 to 97
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Preference _goldenMoneyCharge changed from 1 to 2
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1465 to 1466
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Golden Monkey (expected value of 1200.0 from familiar drops, 587.0 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 725.5 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12192] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Encounter: horrible tourist family
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 9 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 62 Meat.
Round 8: You lose 2 hit points
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1044 damage.
You gain 517 Meat.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 5 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 9 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con IX, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
After Battle: You gain 7 Cheek
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay's shiny golden eyelid twinkles as he winks at you.
You gain 3550 Meat
After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10)
You acquire an item: expensive camera
You acquire an item: filthy child leash
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay stops shrieking for a minute and beams at you. (+14 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 16 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 28 Smarm
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 97 to 98
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Preference _goldenMoneyCharge changed from 2 to 3
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1466 to 1467
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Golden Monkey (expected value of 1200.0 from familiar drops, 587.0 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 725.5 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 38 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1467 to 1468
[12193] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 41 Meat.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1023 damage.
You gain 498 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con V, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay's shiny golden eyelid twinkles as he winks at you.
You gain 4479 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay scratches his head, dislodging some golden dandruff. You sweep it up and take it with you.
You acquire an item: powdered gold
Preference _powderedGoldDrops changed from 0 to 1
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay stops shrieking for a minute and beams at you. (+15 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 11 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 16 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 26 Chutzpah
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 98 to 99
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Preference _goldenMoneyCharge changed from 3 to 0
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1468 to 1469
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Fist Turkey (expected value of 1531.2 from familiar drops, 71.6 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 725.5 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit).
familiar Fist Turkey (55 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1469 to 1470
Unequip Golden Monkey
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1470 to 1471
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1471 to 1472
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 300 "bonus stinky cheese diaper", 300 "bonus stinky cheese eye", 300 "bonus stinky cheese wheel", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
unequip acc2
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1472 to 1473
use 1 stinky cheese eye
You lose 65 hit points
You acquire an item: Staff of Queso Escusado
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1473 to 1474
use 1 Staff of Queso Escusado
You lose 65 hit points
You acquire an item: stinky cheese sword
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1474 to 1475
use 1 stinky cheese sword
You lose 65 hit points
You acquire an item: stinky cheese diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1475 to 1476
equip pants stinky cheese diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1476 to 1477
equip acc2 incredibly dense meat gem
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1477 to 1478
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1478 to 1479
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
You gain 673 hit points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1479 to 1480
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 37 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1480 to 1481
[12194] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 1: Trunathan viciously pecks your opponent until she can barely stand, staggering her and doing 106 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 106 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: Trunathan's bells jingle merrily.
Round 2: Trunathan headbutts your opponent for 114 damage.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 114 damage.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con XI, when you armwrestled TurkeyLord. You lost, but it was a good workout!
After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness
After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
Preference lovebugsItemDrop changed from 188 to 189
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3657 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Trunathan cranks up some hardcore punk music and slam-dances in the straw.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 24 Roguishness
Preference _stinkyCheeseCount changed from 99 to 100
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1481 to 1482
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Fist Turkey (expected value of 1531.2 from familiar drops, 71.6 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 725.5 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit).
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
equip pants Pantsgiving
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1482 to 1483
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1483 to 1484
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1484 to 1485
[12195] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Encounter: horrible tourist family
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 12 damage.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 16 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 14 defense.
Round 1: Trunathan does a one-two kick with its creepy taloned feet for 115 damage.
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 115 damage.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con XII, when Sophia the Amazing taught you to play that really complicated board game.
After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3508 Meat
After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10)
After Battle: Trunathan finds a little pile of straw and does that ol' "turkey in the straw" dance.
You acquire an item: expensive camera
After Battle: You gain 5 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 27 Sarcasm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 50 to 51
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from false to true
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1485 to 1486
>
> Executing Postcombat/Fun-Guy Spores
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1486 to 1487
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Fist Turkey (expected value of 1531.2 from familiar drops, 71.6 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 725.5 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1487 to 1488
[12196] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby
Encounter: This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby
Took choice 1073/1: gain stats and meat
choice.php?whichchoice=1073&option=1&pwd
You gain 176 Muscleboundness
You gain 160 Enchantedness
You gain 216 Sarcasm
You gain 1,605 Meat
Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from true to false
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1488 to 1489
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Fist Turkey (expected value of 1531.2 from familiar drops, 71.6 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 725.5 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12197] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby to angry tourist
Encounter: angry tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: angry tourist takes 13 damage.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 14 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 15 defense.
Round 1: Trunathan puts his eye to the ground, gobbles a couple of times, and points at some meat you missed.
You gain 245 Meat.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: angry tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: angry tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Trunathan headbutts your opponent extra hard, staggering him and doing 97 damage.
Round 3: angry tourist takes 97 damage.
You gain 50 Meat.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 4: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 4: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: Trunathan's bells jingle merrily.
Round 7: Trunathan does a one-two kick with its creepy taloned feet for 122 damage.
Round 7: angry tourist takes 122 damage.
Round 7: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VI, when both TequilaBeast and CeramicThug complimented you on your dancing.
After Battle: You gain 9 Smarm
After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
Preference lovebugsItemDrop changed from 189 to 190
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3019 Meat
After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us.
After Battle: Trunathan cranks up some of its favorite jive music and dances along in the straw.
You acquire an item: expensive camera
You acquire an item: How to Avoid Scams
You acquire an item: garbage juice slurpee
After Battle: You gain 12 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 24 Sarcasm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 51 to 52
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to angry tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1489 to 1490
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Fist Turkey (expected value of 1531.2 from familiar drops, 71.6 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 725.5 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12198] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: Trunathan challenges you to a push-up contest, which he wins.
Round 1: You gain 60 Fortitude
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Preference _turkeyMuscle changed from 2 to 3
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: Trunathan smacks your opponent repeatedly with his hard, reptilian feet. She looks a little out of it, and takes 128 damage.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 128 damage.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con XI, when you and CoolSuperWish and FusilliJuggalo the Wolf won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3481 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Trunathan finds a little pile of straw and does that ol' "turkey in the straw" dance.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 4 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 31 Cheek
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 52 to 53
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1490 to 1491
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Fist Turkey (expected value of 1531.2 from familiar drops, 71.6 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 725.5 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12199] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: Trunathan scratches the ground disinterestedly, unearthing a small bit of meat you missed.
You gain 216 Meat.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 45 Meat.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: Trunathan buffets your opponent with his wings until she can barely stand, staggering her and doing 107 damage.
Round 7: garbage tourist takes 107 damage.
Round 7: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 8: garbage tourist takes 1050 damage.
You gain 409 Meat.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 9 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con 3-D, when both PokeyKylie and Lady Beef complimented you on your dancing.
After Battle: You gain 9 Roguishness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2828 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Trunathan finds a little pile of straw and does that ol' "turkey in the straw" dance.
After Battle: Trunathan squats, squawks painfully, then stands up to reveal a bottle of booze. Probably you should wipe it off before you drink it.
You acquire an item: Ambitious Turkey
Preference _turkeyBooze changed from 3 to 4
After Battle: You gain 12 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 21 Roguishness
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 53 to 54
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1491 to 1492
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Fist Turkey (expected value of 1531.2 from familiar drops, 71.6 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 725.5 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12200] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense.
Round 1: Trunathan viciously pecks your opponent until she can barely stand, staggering her and doing 106 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 106 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 1015 damage.
You gain 543 Meat.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 7 defense.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 75 Meat.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con VII, when you armwrestled FettuciniChief. You lost, but it was a good workout!
After Battle: You gain 6 Strongness
After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
Preference lovebugsItemDrop changed from 190 to 191
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3345 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Trunathan finds a little pile of straw and does that ol' "turkey in the straw" dance.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 7 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 25 Sarcasm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 54 to 55
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1492 to 1493
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Fist Turkey (expected value of 1531.2 from familiar drops, 71.6 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 725.5 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12201] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 defense.
Round 1: Trunathan scratches the ground, notices he has a little meat caught between his talons, and gives it to you.
You gain 247 Meat.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: Trunathan wattle-whips your opponent for 115 damage.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 115 damage.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con II, when you and SleazyGiraffe totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
After Battle: You gain 9 Smarm
After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
Preference lovebugsMuscle changed from 773 to 778
After Battle: You gain 5 Strengthliness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2815 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Trunathan cranks up some of its favorite jive music and dances along in the straw.
After Battle: You gain 10 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 7 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 24 Cheek
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 55 to 56
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1493 to 1494
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Fist Turkey (expected value of 1531.2 from familiar drops, 71.6 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 725.5 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12202] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to Doggy Heaven
Encounter: Doggy Heaven
You acquire an item: FunFunds™
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1494 to 1495
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Fist Turkey (expected value of 1531.2 from familiar drops, 71.6 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 725.5 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12202] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from Doggy Heaven to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 defense.
Round 1: Trunathan viciously wattle-whips your opponent until she looks dizzy and out-of-sorts, doing 88 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 88 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: Trunathan viciously pecks your opponent until she can barely stand, staggering her and doing 109 damage.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 109 damage.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con X, when NoodleDancer bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator!
You acquire an item: bunch of square grapes
After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
Preference lovebugsItemDrop changed from 191 to 192
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3508 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Trunathan cranks up some of its favorite jive music and dances along in the straw.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 10 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 22 Smarm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 56 to 57
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1495 to 1496
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Fist Turkey (expected value of 1531.2 from familiar drops, 71.6 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 725.5 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 35 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1496 to 1497
[12203] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 defense.
Round 1: Trunathan gives you a fist-bump and a chest-bump.
Round 1: You gain 53 Beefiness
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Preference _turkeyMuscle changed from 3 to 4
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Trunathan's bells jingle merrily.
Round 3: Trunathan buffets your opponent with his wings until she can barely stand, staggering her and doing 97 damage.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 97 damage.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: Trunathan smacks your opponent repeatedly with his hard, reptilian feet. She looks a little out of it, and takes 132 damage.
Round 5: garbage tourist takes 132 damage.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con 3-D, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
After Battle: You gain 7 Chutzpah
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3087 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Trunathan flaps his wings and does an aggressive territorial turkey dance.
After Battle: You gain 7 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 7 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 28 Cheek
You acquire an item: Lapis Lazuli
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 57 to 58
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1497 to 1498
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Fist Turkey (expected value of 1531.2 from familiar drops, 71.6 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 725.5 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12204] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: Trunathan gobbles excitedly, scratches deep into the earth, and unearths a treasure trove of meat!
You gain 421 Meat.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 63 Meat.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: Trunathan's bells jingle merrily.
Round 5: Trunathan viciously pecks your opponent until she can barely stand, staggering her and doing 113 damage.
Round 5: garbage tourist takes 113 damage.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con VI, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
After Battle: You gain 6 Smarm
After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
Preference lovebugsMuscle changed from 778 to 782
After Battle: You gain 4 Strengthliness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3427 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Trunathan finds a little pile of straw and does that ol' "turkey in the straw" dance.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 13 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 22 Smarm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 58 to 59
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1498 to 1499
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Fist Turkey (expected value of 1531.2 from familiar drops, 71.6 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 725.5 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12205] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: Trunathan buffets your opponent with his wings until she can barely stand, staggering her and doing 95 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 95 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: Trunathan's bells jingle merrily.
Round 2: Trunathan beak-slams your opponent for 125 damage.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 125 damage.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con V, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
After Battle: You gain 6 Smarm
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3848 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Trunathan does the Funky Turkey, which is like the Funky Chicken, but more violent.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: Trunathan squawks, drops into a squat, and stands up with a bottle of booze under its wing. Don't ask where it came from.
You acquire an item: Ambitious Turkey
Preference _turkeyBooze changed from 4 to 5
After Battle: You gain 10 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 4 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 26 Cheek
You acquire an item: Lapis Lazuli
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 59 to 60
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1499 to 1500
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 1573.0 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 725.5 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit).
familiar Li'l Xenomorph (45 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1500 to 1501
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
Unequip Fist Turkey
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1501 to 1502
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1502 to 1503
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1503 to 1504
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12206] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 63 Meat.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 16: You lose 1 hit point
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1078 damage.
You gain 459 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con XI, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
After Battle: You gain 6 Chutzpah
After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
Preference lovebugsMoxie changed from 1001 to 1007
After Battle: You gain 6 Chutzpah
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3536 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: Xeny! smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+12 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 14 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 12 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 26 Roguishness
You acquire an item: scroll of minor invulnerability
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 60 to 61
Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 0 to 1
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1504 to 1505
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 1573.0 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 725.5 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 36 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1505 to 1506
[12207] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist
Encounter: angry tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: angry tourist takes 11 damage.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 20 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 14 defense.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 68 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: angry tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: angry tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 6: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 9: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 9: You lose 1 hit point
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 10: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 11: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 12: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 13: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 17: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 20: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 21: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: angry tourist takes 1054 damage.
You gain 537 Meat.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 10 attack power.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 10 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con IV, when Professor Fusilli taught you to play that really complicated board game.
After Battle: You gain 8 Enchantedness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3128 Meat
After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us.
You acquire an item: expensive camera
After Battle: Xeny! smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+12 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 10 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 17 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 27 Chutzpah
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 61 to 62
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist
Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 1 to 2
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1506 to 1507
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 1573.0 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 725.5 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12208] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 48 Meat.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1075 damage.
You gain 447 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con V, when you armwrestled StinkyTimmy. You lost, but it was a good workout!
After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness
After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
Preference lovebugsMysticality changed from 835 to 839
After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3440 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: Xeny! smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+12 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 12 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 31 Roguishness
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 62 to 63
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 2 to 3
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1507 to 1508
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 1573.0 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 35 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1508 to 1509
[12209] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 70 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: You lose 3 hit points
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 8: You lose 3 hit points
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 16: You lose 2 hit points
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: You lose 2 hit points
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1020 damage.
You gain 422 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con XII, when you and BearDancer and Lady Pimp won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3036 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: Xeny! smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+11 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 13 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 12 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 26 Chutzpah
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 63 to 64
Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 3 to 4
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1509 to 1510
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 1573.0 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12210] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Encounter: horrible tourist family
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 9 damage.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 13 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 16 defense.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
You gain 72 Meat.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: You lose 2 hit points
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1075 damage.
You gain 426 Meat.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 10 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 6 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con V, when you and Claudius the Drunk and Stella the Amazing won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2940 Meat
After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10)
You acquire an item: normal barrel
After Battle: Xeny! hiccups and coughs up something covered in corrosive goo. Your curiosity overcomes your gag reflex and you pick up the device.
You acquire an item: transporter transponder
Preference _transponderDrops changed from 3 to 4
After Battle: Xeny! smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+11 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 11 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 17 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 21 Smarm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 64 to 65
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 4 to 0
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1510 to 1511
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Grim Brother (expected value of 1052.6 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit).
familiar Grim Brother (35 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1511 to 1512
Unequip Li'l Xenomorph
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1512 to 1513
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1513 to 1514
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
equip pants repaid diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1514 to 1515
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1515 to 1516
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1516 to 1517
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 39 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1517 to 1518
[12211] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 43 Meat.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: You lose 2 hit points
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1032 damage.
You gain 423 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con V, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
Preference lovebugsMysticality changed from 839 to 843
After Battle: You gain 4 Enchantedness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: You blanch as Gottfried Von Krankenschwester finishes a story with, "and with his last wish, Aladdin freed the genie, and the genie immediately atomized Aladdin because he was still mad about being locked in a lamp for ten thousand years." You search for extra Meat, just to take your mind off the tale.
You gain 3385 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester has an inspiration for a pleasant story without any vivisection in it and smiles at his success. (+14 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 12 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 10 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 31 Sarcasm
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Preference _grimBrotherCharge changed from 0 to 1
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1518 to 1519
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Grim Brother (expected value of 1052.6 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12212] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: You lose 2 hit points
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 47 Meat.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: You lose 2 hit points
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1020 damage.
You gain 516 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con IX, when you armwrestled MariachiHeadChef. You lost, but it was a good workout!
After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness
After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat.
Preference lovebugsMeatDrop changed from 47 to 48
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: You blanch as Gottfried Von Krankenschwester finishes a story with, "and the seven dwarfs fought each other to the death for the hand of the beautiful princess, until not a one remained." You search for extra Meat, just to take your mind off the tale.
You gain 3987 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester finishes a story. You guess that the moral of the story is "don't trust whitey," and he smiles at your joke. (+14 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 11 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 11 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 31 Chutzpah
Preference _grimBrotherCharge changed from 1 to 2
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1519 to 1520
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Grim Brother (expected value of 1052.6 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12213] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: You lose 3 hit points
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 40 Meat.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1027 damage.
You gain 561 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con IV, when you and FurryDude the Frigid totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
After Battle: You gain 9 Smarm
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: You tune into the tale Gottfried Von Krankenschwester has been telling in time to hear him say, "and the Prince married the girl who danced with him all night at the ball, and together they continued to perpetrate the abuses of the monarchy for years, right up until the violent revolution, in which they were both beheaded." You quickly turn away and search for more Meat, to take your mind off the horrid story.
You gain 3553 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester manages to tell a whole story without any horrific torture in it, and smiles enthusiastically. (+14 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 12 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 13 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 29 Chutzpah
Preference _grimBrotherCharge changed from 2 to 3
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1520 to 1521
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Grim Brother (expected value of 1052.6 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 30 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1521 to 1522
[12214] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 9: You lose 2 hit points
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 54 Meat.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1023 damage.
You gain 595 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con II, when you and FluffySexyWhatever took turns doing benchpresses with TequilaHyena's car. Wait, did that really happen?
After Battle: You gain 9 Strengthliness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester ends a tale with, "and the Prince kissed the sleeping maiden, and she awoke, and she thanked the Prince cordially but said he really wasn't her type, but she was forced into an arranged marriage with him anyway." You nod and search for more Meat to take your mind off the awful story he just told.
You gain 3385 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester breaks through his writer's block on his new story, and smiles as he relates how having the protagonist get eaten by a gnu will tie things up neatly. (+14 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 8 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 14 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 30 Roguishness
Preference _grimBrotherCharge changed from 3 to 4
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1522 to 1523
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Grim Brother (expected value of 1052.6 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 35 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1523 to 1524
[12215] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist
Encounter: angry tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: angry tourist takes 14 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: angry tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: angry tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 50 Meat.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 7: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 10: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 11: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 12: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 13: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 15: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 16: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 18: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 20: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 21: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: angry tourist takes 1045 damage.
You gain 455 Meat.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 10 attack power.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 9 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con IV, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness
After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat.
Preference lovebugsMeatDrop changed from 48 to 49
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: You tune into the tale Gottfried Von Krankenschwester has been telling in time to hear him say, "and the seven dwarfs fought each other to the death for the hand of the beautiful princess, until not a one remained." You quickly turn away and search for more Meat, to take your mind off the horrid story.
You gain 3306 Meat
After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us.
You acquire an item: How to Avoid Scams
You acquire an item: garbage juice slurpee
After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester breaks through his writer's block on his new story, and smiles as he relates how having the protagonist get eaten by a gnu will tie things up neatly. (+14 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 10 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 11 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 32 Cheek
You gain a Moxie point!
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist
Preference _grimBrotherCharge changed from 4 to 5
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1524 to 1525
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Grim Brother (expected value of 1052.6 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12216] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 52 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: You lose 2 hit points
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 4: You lose 2 hit points
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: You lose 2 hit points
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1036 damage.
You gain 433 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con XII, when you armwrestled SpaghettiMage. You lost, but it was a good workout!
After Battle: You gain 6 Fortitude
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester ends a tale with, "but the fourth pig built his house out of an unstable isotope, and died of radiation poisoning." You nod and search for more Meat to take your mind off the awful story he just told.
You gain 3273 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester recalls the time he entertained a whole orphanage full of children with a terrifying story, and smiles happily. (+14 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 14 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 19 Magicalness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 19 Roguishness
You acquire an item: Arrow (+1)
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Preference _grimBrotherCharge changed from 5 to 6
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1525 to 1526
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Grim Brother (expected value of 1052.6 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12217] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 54 Meat.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: You lose 2 hit points
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 14: You lose 2 hit points
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1015 damage.
You gain 470 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con IX, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
After Battle: You gain 7 Sarcasm
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: You blanch as Gottfried Von Krankenschwester finishes a story with, "but the scissor-man came for the naughty child and cut off both of his thumbs while the child screamed for mercy. The end." You search for extra Meat, just to take your mind off the tale.
You gain 3007 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester manages to end a story without disemboweling any characters, and smiles beatifically. (+14 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 16 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 11 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 26 Smarm
Preference _grimBrotherCharge changed from 6 to 7
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1526 to 1527
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Grim Brother (expected value of 1052.6 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 30 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1527 to 1528
[12218] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Encounter: horrible tourist family
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 12 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
You gain 55 Meat.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1051 damage.
You gain 418 Meat.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 8 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 10 defense.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con VII, when you and Maria the Great totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
After Battle: You gain 9 Sarcasm
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester ends a tale with, "and so the dogs fell upon the fox and tore him apart, alive. What did the fox say? Mostly 'AIIIIIIIGGGGH!'." You nod and search for more Meat to take your mind off the awful story he just told.
You gain 3525 Meat
After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10)
You acquire an item: expensive camera
After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester manages to end a story without disemboweling any characters, and smiles beatifically. (+14 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 13 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 12 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 28 Sarcasm
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Preference _grimBrotherCharge changed from 7 to 8
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1528 to 1529
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Grim Brother (expected value of 1052.6 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 38 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1529 to 1530
[12219] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 70 Meat.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1011 damage.
You gain 491 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con VI, when you and PastaFighter and CheesyTiger won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: You blanch as Gottfried Von Krankenschwester finishes a story with, "and with his last wish, Aladdin freed the genie, and the genie immediately atomized Aladdin because he was still mad about being locked in a lamp for ten thousand years." You search for extra Meat, just to take your mind off the tale.
You gain 3832 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester finishes an illustrated manuscript with a final flourish, and hands it to you to read.
You acquire an item: grim fairy tale
Preference _grimFairyTaleDrops changed from 1 to 2
After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester recalls the time he entertained a whole orphanage full of children with a terrifying story, and smiles happily. (+14 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 13 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 33 Cheek
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Preference _grimBrotherCharge changed from 8 to 0
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1530 to 1531
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 1052.6 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit).
familiar Unconscious Collective (50 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1531 to 1532
Unequip Grim Brother
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1532 to 1533
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1533 to 1534
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1534 to 1535
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12220] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 40 Meat.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 8: You lose 2 hit points
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1044 damage.
You gain 573 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con XI, when you and LankyFighter the Gnoll took turns doing benchpresses with Pimp Amelia's car. Wait, did that really happen?
After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Grofflesby wakes up for a second, winks at you sleepily, and falls back into dreaming, its little paws twitching.
You gain 3469 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 12 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 10 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 31 Cheek
Preference _unconsciousCollectiveCharge changed from 0 to 1
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1535 to 1536
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 1052.6 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12221] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 55 Meat.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1022 damage.
You gain 408 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con II, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Grofflesby's eyelids flutter as it dreams of endless lines of dancing universal symbols.
You gain 3371 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 10 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 15 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 29 Roguishness
Preference _unconsciousCollectiveCharge changed from 1 to 2
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1536 to 1537
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 1052.6 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 37 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1537 to 1538
[12222] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 55 Meat.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: You lose 2 hit points
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 14: You lose 2 hit points
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1065 damage.
You gain 495 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con 3-D, when FurryWeather taught you to play that really complicated board game.
After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Grofflesby's eyelids flutter as it dreams of endless lines of dancing universal symbols.
You gain 3273 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: normal barrel
After Battle: You gain 13 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 11 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 29 Chutzpah
Preference _unconsciousCollectiveCharge changed from 2 to 3
Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from false to true
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1538 to 1539
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 1052.6 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12223] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby
Encounter: This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby
Took choice 1073/1: gain stats and meat
choice.php?whichchoice=1073&option=1&pwd
You gain 154 Strongness
You gain 172 Enchantedness
You gain 205 Chutzpah
You gain 1,599 Meat
Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from true to false
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1539 to 1540
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 1052.6 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12224] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 47 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 4: You lose 2 hit points
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: You lose 2 hit points
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1036 damage.
You gain 579 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con V, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness
After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
Preference lovebugsMysticality changed from 843 to 847
After Battle: You gain 4 Enchantedness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Grofflesby's little legs twitch and its eyelids flutter as it dreams of dancing.
You gain 3721 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 11 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 13 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 30 Chutzpah
Preference _unconsciousCollectiveCharge changed from 3 to 4
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1540 to 1541
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 1052.6 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12225] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist
Encounter: angry tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: angry tourist takes 13 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: angry tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: angry tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 4: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 75 Meat.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 10: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 11: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 12: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 13: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: angry tourist takes 1016 damage.
You gain 534 Meat.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 5 attack power.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 7 defense.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con IV, when you armwrestled Rum Elmer. You lost, but it was a good workout!
After Battle: You gain 6 Fortitude
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Grofflesby's eyelids flutter as it dreams of endless lines of dancing universal symbols.
You gain 3609 Meat
After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us.
You acquire an item: How to Avoid Scams
You acquire an item: garbage juice slurpee
After Battle: You gain 10 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 15 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 27 Cheek
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist
Preference _unconsciousCollectiveCharge changed from 4 to 5
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1541 to 1542
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Crimbo Shrub (expected value of 2500.0 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit).
familiar Crimbo Shrub (37 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1542 to 1543
Unequip Unconscious Collective
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1543 to 1544
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1544 to 1545
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
equip pants Pantsgiving
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1545 to 1546
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1546 to 1547
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Open a Big Red Present;skill Open a Big Red Present;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Open a Big Red Present;skill Open a Big Red Present;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1547 to 1548
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 37 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1548 to 1549
[12226] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage.
You gain 2,513 Meat.
You acquire an effect: Everything Looks Red (99)
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 14 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 17 defense.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 3: Woddeus's bells jingle merrily.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 48 Meat.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 11: You lose 3 hit points
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: Woddeus's bells jingle merrily.
Round 18: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1062 damage.
You gain 429 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con XII, when both NoodleMegaCover and SuperAgent the Kind complimented you on your dancing.
After Battle: You gain 10 Smarm
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3120 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: normal barrel
After Battle: Woddeus disinfects your wounds with spray snow and wraps them in tinsel.
After Battle: You gain 24 hit points
After Battle: Woddeus is so excited about Crimbo that he starts doing backflips. (+8 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 11 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 13 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 25 Sarcasm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 65 to 66
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1549 to 1550
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 1052.6 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1155.4 from outfit).
familiar Unconscious Collective (35 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1550 to 1551
Unequip Crimbo Shrub
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1551 to 1552
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1552 to 1553
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
equip pants repaid diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1553 to 1554
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1554 to 1555
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1555 to 1556
[12227] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to Knob Goblin Embezzler
Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler
Preference _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonsterCount changed from 101 to 102
Preference relayCounters changed from 13206:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif to
Preference relayCounters changed from to 13256:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1556 to 1557
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
> In fight, trying to get away to return items to stash...
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Round 1: mx indigo attacks!
Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 1088 damage.
You gain 609 Meat.
Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 9 attack power.
Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 5 defense.
Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 6 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con X, when ChickenPunk gave you that delicious drink. It was so good! You go into your kitchen and try to recreate it.
You acquire an item: Orangemageddon wine cooler
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Grofflesby's little legs twitch and its eyelids flutter as it dreams of dancing.
You gain 8581 Meat
After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm.
You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor
You acquire an item: embezzler's oil
After Battle: Grofflesby stirs uneasily in its eternal slumber, and coughs up a little jar full of swirling dream stuff.
You acquire an item: Unconscious Collective Dream Jar
Preference _dreamJarDrops changed from 1 to 2
After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 4 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 21 Chutzpah
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to Knob Goblin Embezzler
Preference _unconsciousCollectiveCharge changed from 5 to 0
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1557 to 1558
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1558 to 1559
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1559 to 1560
unequip pants
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1560 to 1561
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1561 to 1562
add to stash: 1 repaid diaper
> Returned repaid diaper to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
unequip acc1
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1562 to 1563
add to stash: 1 mafia pointer finger ring
> Returned mafia pointer finger ring to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1563 to 1564
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1564 to 1565
Preference logPreferenceChange changed from true to false
> You fought 0 Knob Goblin Embezzler at the beginning of the day, and an additional 0 digitized Knob Goblin Embezzler throughout the day. Good work, probably!
> Including this, you have fought 76 across all ascensions today
> Extreme Items:
> 2 Ambitious Turkey worth 16200 total
> 1 transporter transponder worth 7110 total
> 1 FunFunds™ worth 6705 total
> -13 Mountain Stream soda worth -3159 total
> 1 embezzler's oil worth 5 total
> 1 Arrow (+1) worth 10 total
> This run of garbo, across 40 turns you generated 218,762 meat, with 160,207 raw meat and 58,555 from items
> So far today, across 123 turns you generated 1,570,955 meat, with 851,683 raw meat and 719,272 from items
> Using adventure value 5000.
> Local Version: 29c29418a70264f32aa9140c07cee65091eb5e94 (built from main@1359e614c80d46351c52bd2489cedcb81d117dd9)
> Garbo is up to date!
> Collecting garbage!
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference dontStopForCounters changed from false to true
Preference hpAutoRecovery changed from 0.6 to -0.05
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 1.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecovery changed from 0.05 to -0.05
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.2 to 0
Preference currentMood changed from default to apathetic
Preference libramSkillsSoftcore changed from all to none
Preference valueOfInventory changed from 1.8 to 2
Preference choiceAdventure1108 changed from 3 to 1
Preference choiceAdventure1340 changed from 0 to 1
Preference choiceAdventure1341 changed from 0 to 1
Preference shadowLabyrinthGoal changed from browser to effects
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1570 to 1571
remove from stash: 1 repaid diaper
You acquire an item: repaid diaper
> Took repaid diaper from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1571 to 1572
remove from stash: 1 mafia pointer finger ring
You acquire an item: mafia pointer finger ring
> Took mafia pointer finger ring from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1572 to 1573
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1573 to 1574
> Skipping fancy chocolate sculpture; too expensive (71890 > 30000).
mallsearch "possessed sugar cube"
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
>
> Executing Daily Familiars/Moveable feast
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1574 to 1575
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1575 to 1576
>
> Executing Daily/Configure I Voted! Sticker
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
>
> Executing Daily/Verify Horsery
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
>
> Executing Daily/Check Barf Mountain Quest
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
Visiting the Employee Assignment Kiosk
>
> Executing Daily Items/Clear Existing Rufus Quest
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
>
> Executing Daily Items/Treat
familiar Trick-or-Treating Tot (28 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1576 to 1577
Unequip Unconscious Collective
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1577 to 1578
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1578 to 1579
equip weapon porcelain police baton
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1579 to 1580
equip off-hand porcelain pepper mill
equip hat porcelain porkpie
equip back porcelain pelerine
equip pants porcelain plus-fours
equip acc1 porcelain phantom mask
> CCS: [default]\n "abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!";"
> Autoattack macro: abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!";
place.php?whichplace=town&action=town_trickortreat
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference choiceAdventure1324 changed from 0 to 5
Preference choiceAdventure1387 changed from to 2
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
>
> Executing Free Fight/Trick
familiar Li'l Xenomorph (39 lbs)
Unequip Trick-or-Treating Tot
equip familiar amulet coin
equip hat wolfman mask
Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -hat, 142.2 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.71 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
equip weapon cursed pirate cutlass
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1580 to 1581
equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1581 to 1582
equip back Buddy Bjorn
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1582 to 1583
equip shirt Stephen's lab coat
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1583 to 1584
equip pants repaid diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1584 to 1585
equip acc1 Belt of Loathing
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1585 to 1586
equip acc2 bakelite badge
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1586 to 1587
equip acc3 Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1587 to 1588
equip familiar Snow Suit
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1588 to 1589
Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Tailor the Snow Suit
Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1589 to 1590
Took choice 640/5: Restores 1-10 MP after combat
choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=5
Preference snowsuit changed from nose to hat
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1590 to 1591
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1591 to 1592
> Maximize: Familiar Weight
Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit
Took choice 640/3: +10% item drops, can drop carrot nose
choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=3
Preference snowsuit changed from hat to nose
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1592 to 1593
equip hat Crown of Thrones
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1593 to 1594
enthrone none
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1594 to 1595
equip hat wolfman mask
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1595 to 1596
bjornify Flaming Gravy Fairy (83 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1596 to 1597
> CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1597 to 1598
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1598 to 1599
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference nextAdventure changed from Barf Mountain to None
Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Barf Mountain
Maximizer: MP
equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1599 to 1600
equip weapon frying brainpan
equip off-hand red wagon
equip back carpe
equip shirt sea salt scrubs
equip pants Jeans of Loathing
equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch
equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet
equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze
equip familiar Mayflower bouquet
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1600 to 1601
remove from stash: 1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card
You acquire an item: Platinum Yendorian Express Card
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1601 to 1602
> Took Platinum Yendorian Express Card from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1602 to 1603
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1603 to 1604
add to stash: 1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1604 to 1605
> Returned Platinum Yendorian Express Card to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1605 to 1606
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
familiar Obtuse Angel (33 lbs)
equip familiar amulet coin
equip weapon haiku katana
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1606 to 1607
equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1607 to 1608
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe"
equip hat Crown of Thrones
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1608 to 1609
equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1609 to 1610
equip shirt origami pasties
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1610 to 1611
equip pants Pantsgiving
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1611 to 1612
equip acc2 cheap sunglasses
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1612 to 1613
equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1613 to 1614
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1614 to 1615
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
equip back Buddy Bjorn
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1615 to 1616
bjornify none
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1616 to 1617
equip back carpe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1617 to 1618
enthrone Flaming Gravy Fairy (35 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1618 to 1619
familiar Li'l Xenomorph (40 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1619 to 1620
equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1620 to 1621
equip weapon frying brainpan
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1621 to 1622
equip off-hand red wagon
equip shirt sea salt scrubs
equip pants Jeans of Loathing
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1622 to 1623
equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch
equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet
equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze
familiar Hobo Monkey (35 lbs)
Unequip Obtuse Angel
equip familiar amulet coin
equip weapon haiku katana
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1623 to 1624
equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1624 to 1625
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe"
equip hat Crown of Thrones
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1625 to 1626
equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1626 to 1627
equip shirt origami pasties
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1627 to 1628
equip pants repaid diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1628 to 1629
equip acc2 cheap sunglasses
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1629 to 1630
equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1630 to 1631
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1631 to 1632
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
familiar Li'l Xenomorph (55 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1632 to 1633
equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1633 to 1634
equip weapon frying brainpan
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1634 to 1635
equip off-hand red wagon
equip shirt sea salt scrubs
equip pants Jeans of Loathing
equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch
equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet
equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze
familiar Bloovian Groose (35 lbs)
Unequip Hobo Monkey
equip familiar amulet coin
equip weapon haiku katana
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1635 to 1636
equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1636 to 1637
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe"
equip hat Crown of Thrones
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1637 to 1638
equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1638 to 1639
equip shirt origami pasties
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1639 to 1640
equip pants repaid diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1640 to 1641
equip acc2 cheap sunglasses
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1641 to 1642
equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1642 to 1643
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1643 to 1644
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
familiar Li'l Xenomorph (55 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1644 to 1645
equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1645 to 1646
equip weapon frying brainpan
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1646 to 1647
equip off-hand red wagon
equip shirt sea salt scrubs
equip pants Jeans of Loathing
equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch
equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet
equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze
> Choosing to use Bloovian Groose (expected value of 1050.0 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
familiar Bloovian Groose (45 lbs)
equip weapon haiku katana
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1647 to 1648
equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1648 to 1649
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
equip hat Crown of Thrones
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1649 to 1650
equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1650 to 1651
equip shirt origami pasties
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1651 to 1652
equip pants repaid diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1652 to 1653
equip acc2 cheap sunglasses
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1653 to 1654
equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1654 to 1655
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1655 to 1656
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1656 to 1657
[12228] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from Tailor the Snow Suit to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 42 Meat.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1030 damage.
You gain 477 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con XII, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
After Battle: You gain 8 Fortitude
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: From your little friend's face comes a wink and a gleam, / I'd say you and your Groose make a pretty good team!
You gain 3665 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: With a sound that's a cross 'tween a squick and a shqueese, / your Groose, he produces a small glob of grease.
You acquire an item: groose grease
Preference _grooseDrops changed from 1 to 2
After Battle: You gain 10 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 14 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 28 Sarcasm
You acquire an item: Azurite
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to garbage tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1657 to 1658
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Golden Monkey (expected value of 1063.2 from familiar drops, 550.0 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
familiar Golden Monkey (47 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1658 to 1659
Unequip Bloovian Groose
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1659 to 1660
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1660 to 1661
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1661 to 1662
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12229] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 55 Meat.
Round 4: You lose 3 hit points
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: You lose 2 hit points
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: You lose 2 hit points
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1065 damage.
You gain 538 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con 3-D, when both SleazyDale and Fluffy Anna complimented you on your dancing.
After Battle: You gain 10 Roguishness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay's shiny golden eyelid twinkles as he winks at you.
You gain 3335 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay scratches his head, dislodging some golden dandruff. You sweep it up and take it with you.
You acquire an item: powdered gold
Preference _powderedGoldDrops changed from 1 to 2
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay stops shrieking for a minute and beams at you. (+14 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 12 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 15 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 25 Sarcasm
You acquire an item: scroll of minor invulnerability
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1662 to 1663
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Rogue Program (expected value of 1482.2 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
familiar Rogue Program (48 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1663 to 1664
Unequip Golden Monkey
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1664 to 1665
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1665 to 1666
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
equip pants Pantsgiving
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1666 to 1667
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1667 to 1668
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1668 to 1669
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 39 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1669 to 1670
[12230] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 defense.
Round 1: Roguey! bounces his disc off of her for 40 damage, and it ricochets into you, giving you quite a shock.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 40 damage.
Round 1: You gain 40 Mojo Points
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 42 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: Roguey! bounces his disc off of her for 37 damage, and it ricochets into you, giving you quite a shock.
Round 4: garbage tourist takes 37 damage.
Round 4: You gain 37 Mojo Points
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: Roguey! de-rezzes her for 30 damage, then offers you a drink out of his identity disc. It's a little too intimate for your comfort, but it's still refreshing.
Round 5: garbage tourist takes 30 damage.
Round 5: You gain 30 Mojo Points
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: Roguey!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 7: Roguey! tosses his identity disc at her for 22 damage, then invites you to drink some glowing blue liquid out of the disc. The whole thing's a little more intimate than you're comfortable with, but it's still refreshing.
Round 7: garbage tourist takes 22 damage.
Round 7: You gain 22 Mojo Points
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con XI, when both VoidZoey and BoleKing complimented you on your dancing.
After Battle: You gain 10 Roguishness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2640 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: Roguey! says "Please accept this token of my devotion to my user," and hands you an actual, literal token. Now that you think of it, you actually are kind of using him. Is this really a healthy relationship?
You acquire an item: Game Grid token
Preference _tokenDrops changed from 0 to 1
After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 25 Chutzpah
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 66 to 67
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1670 to 1671
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Grim Brother (expected value of 920.7 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
familiar Grim Brother (35 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1671 to 1672
Unequip Rogue Program
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1672 to 1673
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1673 to 1674
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
equip pants repaid diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1674 to 1675
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1675 to 1676
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1676 to 1677
[12231] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 60 Meat.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 19: You lose 2 hit points
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1023 damage.
You gain 448 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con XII, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
After Battle: You gain 8 Fortitude
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester ends a tale with, "but the fourth pig built his house out of an unstable isotope, and died of radiation poisoning." You nod and search for more Meat to take your mind off the awful story he just told.
You gain 3273 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester manages to end a story without disemboweling any characters, and smiles beatifically. (+14 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 11 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 35 Sarcasm
You acquire an item: scroll of minor invulnerability
Preference _grimBrotherCharge changed from 0 to 1
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1677 to 1678
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Grim Brother (expected value of 920.7 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12232] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Encounter: horrible tourist family
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 14 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 4: You lose 3 hit points
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 79 Meat.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 17: You lose 2 hit points
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1038 damage.
You gain 534 Meat.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 10 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 6 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con XII, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester ends a tale with, "and so the handsome Prince married the serving-girl, and then he let himself go and stopped showing affection, and the new Queen started seeing one of the stable boys on the side." You nod and search for more Meat to take your mind off the awful story he just told.
You gain 3245 Meat
After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10)
You acquire an item: expensive camera
After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester finishes an illustrated manuscript with a final flourish, and hands it to you to read.
You acquire an item: grim fairy tale
Preference _grimFairyTaleDrops changed from 2 to 3
After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester manages to end a story without disemboweling any characters, and smiles beatifically. (+14 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 10 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 13 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 31 Sarcasm
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Preference _grimBrotherCharge changed from 1 to 0
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1678 to 1679
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 920.7 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
familiar Unconscious Collective (50 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1679 to 1680
Unequip Grim Brother
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1680 to 1681
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1681 to 1682
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1682 to 1683
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12233] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 80 Meat.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1032 damage.
You gain 499 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con XI, when ContinuedNaomi taught you to play that really complicated board game.
After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Grofflesby's little legs twitch and its eyelids flutter as it dreams of dancing.
You gain 3581 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: Grofflesby turns over in its sleep, revealing a little jar of dream stuff that it had been sleeping on.
You acquire an item: Unconscious Collective Dream Jar
Preference _dreamJarDrops changed from 2 to 3
After Battle: You gain 15 Beefiness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 28 Smarm
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1683 to 1684
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Bloovian Groose (expected value of 918.4 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
familiar Bloovian Groose (50 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1684 to 1685
Unequip Unconscious Collective
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1685 to 1686
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1686 to 1687
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1687 to 1688
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12234] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Encounter: horrible tourist family
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 10 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
You gain 54 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 9: You lose 2 hit points
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: You lose 1 hit point
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1035 damage.
You gain 408 Meat.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 7 defense.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IX, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
After Battle: You gain 8 Strongness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: With a wink and a smile and a smile and a wink, / the Groose, he approves of your actions (you think.)
You gain 4056 Meat
After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10)
You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks
After Battle: You gain 15 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 30 Chutzpah
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Preference _grooseCharge changed from 0 to 1
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1688 to 1689
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Bloovian Groose (expected value of 918.4 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12235] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 73 Meat.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: You lose 1 hit point
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 17: You lose 2 hit points
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1053 damage.
You gain 435 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con X, when you and GreatPercent took turns doing benchpresses with Meat Byron's car. Wait, did that really happen?
After Battle: You gain 9 Strengthliness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: From your little friend's face comes a wink and a gleam, / I'd say you and your Groose make a pretty good team!
You gain 3301 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: With a sound that's a cross 'tween a squick and a shqueese, / your Groose, he produces a small glob of grease.
You acquire an item: groose grease
Preference _grooseDrops changed from 2 to 3
After Battle: You gain 13 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 33 Chutzpah
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Preference _grooseCharge changed from 1 to 0
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1689 to 1690
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Golden Monkey (expected value of 929.9 from familiar drops, 550.0 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
familiar Golden Monkey (47 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1690 to 1691
Unequip Bloovian Groose
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1691 to 1692
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1692 to 1693
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1693 to 1694
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12236] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 49 Meat.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: You lose 3 hit points
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1008 damage.
You gain 466 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con XII, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay's shiny golden eyelid twinkles as he winks at you.
You gain 3044 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay stops shrieking for a minute and beams at you. (+14 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 12 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 12 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 29 Smarm
Preference _goldenMoneyCharge changed from 0 to 1
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1694 to 1695
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Golden Monkey (expected value of 929.9 from familiar drops, 550.0 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12237] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 61 Meat.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 11: You lose 2 hit points
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1056 damage.
You gain 420 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VI, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay's shiny golden eyelid twinkles as he winks at you.
You gain 3878 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay scratches his head, dislodging some golden dandruff. You sweep it up and take it with you.
You acquire an item: powdered gold
Preference _powderedGoldDrops changed from 2 to 3
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay stops shrieking for a minute and beams at you. (+13 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 11 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 32 Sarcasm
Preference _goldenMoneyCharge changed from 1 to 0
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1695 to 1696
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Adventurous Spelunker (expected value of 830.6 from familiar drops, 646.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
familiar Adventurous Spelunker (49 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1696 to 1697
Unequip Golden Monkey
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1697 to 1698
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1698 to 1699
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1699 to 1700
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12238] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: Oklahoma Pollard whips your opponent in the garbage bag, dealing 37 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 37 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 58 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: Oklahoma Pollard's bells jingle merrily.
Round 2: There is a deafening CRACK as Oklahoma Pollard whips your foe for 45 damage.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 45 damage.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: Oklahoma Pollard whips your opponent in the torso, dealing 34 damage.
Round 6: garbage tourist takes 34 damage.
Round 6: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con VII, when you and MadMage took turns doing benchpresses with RavioliIncrease's car. Wait, did that really happen?
After Battle: You gain 9 Strengthliness
After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat.
Preference lovebugsMeatDrop changed from 49 to 50
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Oklahoma Pollard grins his crooked grin and winks at you.
You gain 3653 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Oklahoma Pollard pores over scrawled notes in an old diary, helping you track down the locations of precious artifacts.
After Battle: You gain 6 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 25 Cheek
You acquire an item: Lapis Lazuli
Preference _spelunkerCharges changed from 0 to 1
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1700 to 1701
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Adventurous Spelunker (expected value of 830.6 from familiar drops, 646.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12239] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: Oklahoma Pollard whips your opponent in the garbage bag, dealing 52 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 52 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: Oklahoma Pollard whips your opponent in the torso, dealing 32 damage.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 32 damage.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Oklahoma Pollard whips your opponent in the garbage bag, dealing 37 damage.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 37 damage.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 74 Meat.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con XII, when you armwrestled Professor Turkey. You lost, but it was a good workout!
After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Oklahoma Pollard says "This belongs in your wallet!" as he helps you find more Meat.
You gain 3392 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Oklahoma Pollard scouts out some of the smaller nearby hidey-holes, helping you look for items.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 10 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 21 Sarcasm
Preference _spelunkerCharges changed from 1 to 2
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1701 to 1702
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Adventurous Spelunker (expected value of 830.6 from familiar drops, 646.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12240] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Encounter: horrible tourist family
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 10 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: Oklahoma Pollard trips up your foes with his little whip.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 11 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 8 defense.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: Oklahoma Pollard whips your opponents in the child, dealing 47 damage.
Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 47 damage.
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
You gain 44 Meat.
Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Oklahoma Pollard's bells jingle merrily.
Round 3: Oklahoma Pollard trips up your foes with his little whip.
Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 12 attack power.
Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 9 defense.
Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: There is a deafening CRACK as Oklahoma Pollard whips your foes for 37 damage.
Round 4: horrible tourist family takes 37 damage.
Round 4: You lose 2 hit points
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: Oklahoma Pollard's bells jingle merrily.
Round 5: There is a deafening CRACK as Oklahoma Pollard whips your foes for 31 damage.
Round 5: horrible tourist family takes 31 damage.
Round 5: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con XII, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
After Battle: You gain 8 Fortitude
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Oklahoma Pollard grins his crooked grin and winks at you.
You gain 3824 Meat
After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10)
After Battle: Oklahoma Pollard holds a tiny torch up, helping you unearth various artifacts.
After Battle: You gain 7 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 22 Sarcasm
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Preference _spelunkerCharges changed from 2 to 3
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1702 to 1703
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Adventurous Spelunker (expected value of 830.6 from familiar drops, 646.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12241] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to angry tourist
Encounter: angry tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: angry tourist takes 13 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 1: Oklahoma Pollard trips up your foe with his little whip.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 12 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 13 defense.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: angry tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: angry tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: There is a deafening CRACK as Oklahoma Pollard whips your foe for 39 damage.
Round 3: angry tourist takes 39 damage.
Round 3: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: Oklahoma Pollard trips up your foe with his little whip.
Round 4: angry tourist drops 10 attack power.
Round 4: angry tourist drops 10 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 49 Meat.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: Oklahoma Pollard's bells jingle merrily.
Round 6: There is a deafening CRACK as Oklahoma Pollard whips your foe for 30 damage.
Round 6: angry tourist takes 30 damage.
Round 6: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 6: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: Oklahoma Pollard trips up your foe with his little whip.
Round 8: angry tourist drops 12 attack power.
Round 8: angry tourist drops 7 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: Oklahoma Pollard whips your opponent in the torso, dealing 52 damage.
Round 9: angry tourist takes 52 damage.
Round 9: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con XII, when you armwrestled DiscoWonderMan. You lost, but it was a good workout!
After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Oklahoma Pollard grins his crooked grin and winks at you.
You gain 3238 Meat
After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us.
After Battle: Oklahoma Pollard scouts out some of the smaller nearby hidey-holes, helping you look for items.
After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 4 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 30 Sarcasm
You acquire an item: Lapis Lazuli
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to angry tourist
Preference _spelunkerCharges changed from 3 to 4
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1703 to 1704
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Adventurous Spelunker (expected value of 830.6 from familiar drops, 646.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12242] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 1: Oklahoma Pollard whips your opponent in the garbage bag, dealing 52 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 52 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: There is a deafening CRACK as Oklahoma Pollard whips your foe for 30 damage.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 30 damage.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 80 Meat.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: You lose 2 hit points
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: Oklahoma Pollard whips your opponent in the head, dealing 30 damage.
Round 4: garbage tourist takes 30 damage.
Round 4: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con XII, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Oklahoma Pollard grins his crooked grin and winks at you.
You gain 3210 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Oklahoma Pollard scouts out some of the smaller nearby hidey-holes, helping you look for items.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 7 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 7 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 24 Sarcasm
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Preference _spelunkerCharges changed from 4 to 5
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1704 to 1705
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Adventurous Spelunker (expected value of 830.6 from familiar drops, 646.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12243] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 1: Oklahoma Pollard whips your opponent in the torso, dealing 44 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 44 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: Oklahoma Pollard whips your opponent in the leg, dealing 52 damage.
Round 6: garbage tourist takes 52 damage.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: There is a deafening CRACK as Oklahoma Pollard whips your foe for 54 damage.
Round 7: garbage tourist takes 54 damage.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 60 Meat.
Round 7: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con V, when you armwrestled Captain Turkey. You lost, but it was a good workout!
After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Oklahoma Pollard says "This belongs in your wallet!" as he helps you find more Meat.
You gain 3043 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Oklahoma Pollard holds a tiny torch up, helping you unearth various artifacts.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: A trashy paperback falls out of Oklahoma Pollard's back pocket.
You acquire an item: Tales of Spelunking
Preference _spelunkingTalesDrops changed from 0 to 1
After Battle: You gain 8 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 27 Sarcasm
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1705 to 1706
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 1344.0 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
familiar Li'l Xenomorph (55 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1706 to 1707
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
equip pants Pantsgiving
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1707 to 1708
Unequip Adventurous Spelunker
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1708 to 1709
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1709 to 1710
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1710 to 1711
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1711 to 1712
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 39 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1712 to 1713
[12244] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: You lose 3 hit points
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: You lose 2 hit points
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 40 Meat.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 20: You lose 2 hit points
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1062 damage.
You gain 587 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con XII, when you and MariachiBurritoSeal and Melanie the Amazing won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness
After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
Preference lovebugsItemDrop changed from 192 to 193
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3300 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: Xeny! smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+11 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 10 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 11 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 32 Roguishness
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 67 to 68
Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 0 to 1
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1713 to 1714
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 1344.0 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12245] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Encounter: horrible tourist family
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 10 damage.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 18 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 13 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
You gain 76 Meat.
Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1069 damage.
You gain 458 Meat.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 8 defense.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con XII, when you armwrestled Kelly the Wonderful. You lost, but it was a good workout!
After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2676 Meat
After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10)
After Battle: Xeny! smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+11 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 14 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 16 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 20 Chutzpah
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 68 to 69
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 1 to 2
Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from false to true
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1714 to 1715
>
> Executing Postcombat/Fun-Guy Spores
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1715 to 1716
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 1344.0 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1716 to 1717
[12246] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby
Encounter: This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby
Took choice 1073/1: gain stats and meat
choice.php?whichchoice=1073&option=1&pwd
You gain 180 Beefiness
You gain 188 Mysteriousness
You gain 187 Chutzpah
You gain 1,861 Meat
Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from true to false
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1717 to 1718
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 1344.0 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12247] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 4: You lose 3 hit points
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 44 Meat.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1072 damage.
You gain 477 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con VII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
After Battle: You gain 7 Chutzpah
After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat.
Preference lovebugsMeatDrop changed from 50 to 51
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2903 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: Xeny! smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+11 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 10 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 18 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 24 Chutzpah
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 69 to 70
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 2 to 3
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1718 to 1719
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 1344.0 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 35 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1719 to 1720
[12248] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 45 Meat.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 16: You lose 3 hit points
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1038 damage.
You gain 599 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con V, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
After Battle: You gain 6 Roguishness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3288 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Xeny! smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+11 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 16 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 13 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 24 Smarm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 70 to 71
Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 3 to 4
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1720 to 1721
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 1344.0 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12249] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 76 Meat.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: You lose 4 hit points
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: You lose 2 hit points
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 13: You lose 1 hit point
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1056 damage.
You gain 520 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con 3-D, when you armwrestled Vince the Leather. You lost, but it was a good workout!
After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2616 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Xeny! smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+11 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 17 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 25 Smarm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 71 to 72
Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 4 to 5
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1721 to 1722
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 1344.0 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12250] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
You gain 64 Meat.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 15: You lose 1 hit point
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 18: You lose 1 hit point
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1065 damage.
You gain 455 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VI, when both FantasticQueen and Wonder Nevaeh complimented you on your dancing.
After Battle: You gain 9 Cheek
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2940 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: normal barrel
After Battle: Xeny! smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+11 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 18 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 11 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 24 Sarcasm
You acquire an item: scroll of protection from lycanthropes
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 72 to 73
Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 5 to 6
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1722 to 1723
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 1344.0 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 30 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1723 to 1724
[12251] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 57 Meat.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: You lose 1 hit point
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1065 damage.
You gain 597 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con XII, when both Wonder Camila and RigidDoc complimented you on your dancing.
After Battle: You gain 10 Smarm
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3048 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Xeny! smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+11 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 10 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 13 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 29 Roguishness
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 73 to 74
Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 6 to 7
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1724 to 1725
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Li'l Xenomorph (expected value of 1344.0 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12252] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: You lose 2 hit points
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 70 Meat.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 8: You lose 3 hit points
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1035 damage.
You gain 469 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con IX, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness
After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
Preference lovebugsMoxie changed from 1007 to 1012
After Battle: You gain 5 Cheek
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2784 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Xeny! hiccups and coughs up something covered in corrosive goo. Your curiosity overcomes your gag reflex and you pick up the device.
You acquire an item: transporter transponder
Preference _transponderDrops changed from 4 to 5
After Battle: Xeny! smiles on the inside. Unlike all other life-forms, it's doing it literally, with its second set of jaws. (+11 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 11 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 18 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 22 Smarm
You gain a Moxie point!
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 74 to 75
Preference _xenomorphCharge changed from 7 to 0
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1725 to 1726
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Rogue Program (expected value of 1313.2 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
familiar Rogue Program (33 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1726 to 1727
Unequip Li'l Xenomorph
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1727 to 1728
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1728 to 1729
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1729 to 1730
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 30 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1730 to 1731
[12253] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 defense.
Round 1: Roguey!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 1: Roguey! de-rezzes her for 31 damage, then offers you a drink out of his identity disc. It's a little too intimate for your comfort, but it's still refreshing.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 31 damage.
Round 1: You gain 31 Mojo Points
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Roguey! bounces his disc off of her for 28 damage, and it ricochets into you, giving you quite a shock.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 28 damage.
Round 3: You gain 28 Mojo Points
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 66 Meat.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: Roguey!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 4: Roguey! tosses his identity disc at her for 38 damage, then invites you to drink some glowing blue liquid out of the disc. The whole thing's a little more intimate than you're comfortable with, but it's still refreshing.
Round 4: garbage tourist takes 38 damage.
Round 4: You gain 38 Mojo Points
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: Roguey! tosses his identity disc at her for 29 damage, then invites you to drink some glowing blue liquid out of the disc. The whole thing's a little more intimate than you're comfortable with, but it's still refreshing.
Round 5: garbage tourist takes 29 damage.
Round 5: You gain 29 Mojo Points
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con XII, when you and OmegaBaby totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
After Battle: You gain 9 Sarcasm
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3120 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 5 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 26 Smarm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 75 to 76
Preference _rogueProgramCharge changed from 0 to 1
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1731 to 1732
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Rogue Program (expected value of 1313.2 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12254] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to Doggy Heaven
Encounter: Doggy Heaven
You acquire an item: FunFunds™
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1732 to 1733
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Rogue Program (expected value of 1313.2 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12254] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from Doggy Heaven to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 defense.
Round 1: Roguey!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 1: Roguey! bounces his disc off of her for 21 damage, and it ricochets into you, giving you quite a shock.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 21 damage.
Round 1: You gain 21 Mojo Points
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 51 Meat.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: Roguey!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 4: Roguey! de-rezzes her for 30 damage, then offers you a drink out of his identity disc. It's a little too intimate for your comfort, but it's still refreshing.
Round 4: garbage tourist takes 30 damage.
Round 4: You gain 30 Mojo Points
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: Roguey!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 6: Roguey! de-rezzes her for 39 damage, then offers you a drink out of his identity disc. It's a little too intimate for your comfort, but it's still refreshing.
Round 6: garbage tourist takes 39 damage.
Round 6: You gain 39 Mojo Points
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: Roguey! de-rezzes her for 30 damage, then offers you a drink out of his identity disc. It's a little too intimate for your comfort, but it's still refreshing.
Round 9: garbage tourist takes 30 damage.
Round 9: You gain 30 Mojo Points
Round 9: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con II, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
Preference lovebugsMysticality changed from 847 to 851
After Battle: You gain 4 Wizardliness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3432 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 10 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 7 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 22 Sarcasm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 76 to 77
Preference _rogueProgramCharge changed from 1 to 2
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1733 to 1734
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Rogue Program (expected value of 1313.2 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12255] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Roguey! bounces his disc off of her for 22 damage, and it ricochets into you, giving you quite a shock.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 22 damage.
Round 3: You gain 22 Mojo Points
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 5: Roguey!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 5: Roguey! bounces his disc off of her for 36 damage, and it ricochets into you, giving you quite a shock.
Round 5: garbage tourist takes 36 damage.
Round 5: You gain 36 Mojo Points
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 77 Meat.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: Roguey! de-rezzes her for 32 damage, then offers you a drink out of his identity disc. It's a little too intimate for your comfort, but it's still refreshing.
Round 9: garbage tourist takes 32 damage.
Round 9: You gain 32 Mojo Points
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: Roguey!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 10: Roguey! tosses his identity disc at her for 36 damage, then invites you to drink some glowing blue liquid out of the disc. The whole thing's a little more intimate than you're comfortable with, but it's still refreshing.
Round 10: garbage tourist takes 36 damage.
Round 10: You gain 36 Mojo Points
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con 3-D, when OmegaNatalie gave you that delicious drink. It was so good! You go into your kitchen and try to recreate it.
You acquire an item: Flaming Caipiranha
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2724 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Roguey! says "Please accept this token of my devotion to my user," and hands you an actual, literal token. Now that you think of it, you actually are kind of using him. Is this really a healthy relationship?
You acquire an item: Game Grid token
Preference _tokenDrops changed from 1 to 2
After Battle: You gain 12 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 18 Roguishness
You acquire an item: scroll of minor invulnerability
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 77 to 78
Preference _rogueProgramCharge changed from 2 to 0
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1734 to 1735
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Grim Brother (expected value of 796.5 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
familiar Grim Brother (35 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1735 to 1736
Unequip Rogue Program
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1736 to 1737
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1737 to 1738
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
equip pants repaid diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1738 to 1739
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1739 to 1740
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1740 to 1741
[12256] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 44 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 10: You lose 2 hit points
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1060 damage.
You gain 416 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con IV, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
After Battle: You gain 7 Roguishness
After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
Preference lovebugsItemDrop changed from 193 to 194
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester ends a tale with, "and so the evil queen was roasted alive inside a giant iron bull, and served at a glorious feast." You nod and search for more Meat to take your mind off the awful story he just told.
You gain 3763 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester breaks through his writer's block on his new story, and smiles as he relates how having the protagonist get eaten by a gnu will tie things up neatly. (+14 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 15 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 13 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 25 Smarm
Preference _grimBrotherCharge changed from 0 to 1
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1741 to 1742
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Grim Brother (expected value of 796.5 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12257] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: You lose 2 hit points
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 55 Meat.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1032 damage.
You gain 414 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VI, when Fritz the Wonderful bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator!
You acquire an item: Aldebaran sardines
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: You tune into the tale Gottfried Von Krankenschwester has been telling in time to hear him say, "and the seven dwarfs fought each other to the death for the hand of the beautiful princess, until not a one remained." You quickly turn away and search for more Meat, to take your mind off the horrid story.
You gain 3832 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester manages to tell a whole story without any horrific torture in it, and smiles enthusiastically. (+14 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 19 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 25 Cheek
Preference _grimBrotherCharge changed from 1 to 2
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1742 to 1743
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Grim Brother (expected value of 796.5 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12258] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Encounter: horrible tourist family
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 12 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
You gain 59 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 6 damage.
Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 4: You lose 3 hit points
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 17: You lose 1 hit point
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1062 damage.
You gain 406 Meat.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 5 defense.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IV, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester ends a tale with, "and with his last wish, Aladdin freed the genie, and the genie immediately atomized Aladdin because he was still mad about being locked in a lamp for ten thousand years." You nod and search for more Meat to take your mind off the awful story he just told.
You gain 3735 Meat
After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10)
You acquire an item: expensive camera
After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester breaks through his writer's block on his new story, and smiles as he relates how having the protagonist get eaten by a gnu will tie things up neatly. (+14 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 15 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 10 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 28 Cheek
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Preference _grimBrotherCharge changed from 2 to 3
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1743 to 1744
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Grim Brother (expected value of 796.5 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12259] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 58 Meat.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 11: You lose 2 hit points
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 17: You lose 2 hit points
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1049 damage.
You gain 418 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con V, when you and NoodleBlaster totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
After Battle: You gain 9 Roguishness
After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
Preference lovebugsMuscle changed from 782 to 787
After Battle: You gain 5 Strengthliness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: You tune into the tale Gottfried Von Krankenschwester has been telling in time to hear him say, "and the Prince kissed the sleeping maiden, and she awoke, and she thanked the Prince cordially but said he really wasn't her type, but she was forced into an arranged marriage with him anyway." You quickly turn away and search for more Meat, to take your mind off the horrid story.
You gain 3133 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester finishes an illustrated manuscript with a final flourish, and hands it to you to read.
You acquire an item: grim fairy tale
Preference _grimFairyTaleDrops changed from 3 to 4
After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester breaks through his writer's block on his new story, and smiles as he relates how having the protagonist get eaten by a gnu will tie things up neatly. (+14 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 11 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 7 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 33 Chutzpah
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Preference _grimBrotherCharge changed from 3 to 0
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1744 to 1745
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 796.5 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
familiar Unconscious Collective (50 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1745 to 1746
Unequip Grim Brother
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1746 to 1747
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1747 to 1748
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1748 to 1749
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12260] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 76 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1030 damage.
You gain 539 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VIII, when you and CoolUncannyBeast took turns doing benchpresses with CheeseSpy's car. Wait, did that really happen?
After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness
After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat.
Preference lovebugsMeatDrop changed from 51 to 52
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Grofflesby's eyelids flutter as it dreams of endless lines of dancing universal symbols.
You gain 3433 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 16 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 12 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 24 Cheek
Preference _unconsciousCollectiveCharge changed from 0 to 1
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1749 to 1750
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 796.5 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12261] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 73 Meat.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 10: You lose 2 hit points
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1044 damage.
You gain 453 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con XI, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat.
Preference lovebugsMeatDrop changed from 52 to 53
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Grofflesby's little legs twitch and its eyelids flutter as it dreams of dancing.
You gain 3745 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: You gain 12 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 12 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 29 Sarcasm
Preference _unconsciousCollectiveCharge changed from 1 to 2
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1750 to 1751
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 796.5 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12262] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 69 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: You lose 3 hit points
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: You lose 2 hit points
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1030 damage.
You gain 552 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IV, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
After Battle: You gain 7 Roguishness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Grofflesby's little legs twitch and its eyelids flutter as it dreams of dancing.
You gain 3553 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: You gain 14 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 35 Sarcasm
You acquire an item: Arrow (+1)
Preference _unconsciousCollectiveCharge changed from 2 to 3
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1751 to 1752
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 796.5 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12263] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 67 Meat.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1043 damage.
You gain 484 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con IX, when King Ketchup bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator!
You acquire an item: spicy enchanted bean burrito
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Grofflesby's eyelids flutter as it dreams of endless lines of dancing universal symbols.
You gain 3832 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: You gain 12 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 11 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 31 Sarcasm
Preference _unconsciousCollectiveCharge changed from 3 to 4
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1752 to 1753
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 796.5 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12264] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 79 Meat.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: You lose 2 hit points
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 21: You lose 1 hit point
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1049 damage.
You gain 504 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con II, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
After Battle: You gain 6 Cheek
After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
Preference lovebugsMysticality changed from 851 to 856
After Battle: You gain 5 Wizardliness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Grofflesby's little legs twitch and its eyelids flutter as it dreams of dancing.
You gain 3874 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: You gain 9 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 10 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 36 Smarm
Preference _unconsciousCollectiveCharge changed from 4 to 5
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1753 to 1754
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 796.5 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12265] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 62 Meat.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1052 damage.
You gain 589 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con II, when ExampleChief taught you to play that really complicated board game.
After Battle: You gain 8 Enchantedness
After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
Preference lovebugsMysticality changed from 856 to 860
After Battle: You gain 4 Wizardliness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Grofflesby's little legs twitch and its eyelids flutter as it dreams of dancing.
You gain 3343 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 18 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 27 Roguishness
You acquire an item: scroll of protection from lycanthropes
Preference _unconsciousCollectiveCharge changed from 5 to 6
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1754 to 1755
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 796.5 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12266] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Encounter: horrible tourist family
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 12 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
You gain 70 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 9: You lose 2 hit points
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1075 damage.
You gain 421 Meat.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 9 defense.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VII, when both TigerDancer the Unstoppable and InvestmentFighter complimented you on your dancing.
After Battle: You gain 9 Smarm
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Grofflesby's little legs twitch and its eyelids flutter as it dreams of dancing.
You gain 3231 Meat
After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10)
You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks
After Battle: You gain 7 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 10 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 38 Roguishness
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Preference _unconsciousCollectiveCharge changed from 6 to 7
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1755 to 1756
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 796.5 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12267] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 64 Meat.
Round 7: You lose 2 hit points
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1027 damage.
You gain 540 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con X, when you and BoozeWarrior the Able and CoolWhatever won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Grofflesby wakes up for a second, winks at you sleepily, and falls back into dreaming, its little paws twitching.
You gain 3175 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: Grofflesby mutters "the lizard stole my apricot," in its sleep, and a jar of dream stuff appears.
You acquire an item: Unconscious Collective Dream Jar
Preference _dreamJarDrops changed from 3 to 4
After Battle: You gain 10 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 15 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 29 Smarm
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Preference _unconsciousCollectiveCharge changed from 7 to 0
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1756 to 1757
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Bloovian Groose (expected value of 794.5 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
familiar Bloovian Groose (50 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1757 to 1758
Unequip Unconscious Collective
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1758 to 1759
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1759 to 1760
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1760 to 1761
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12268] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 59 Meat.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1062 damage.
You gain 564 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con XII, when you and FettuciniSeal totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
After Battle: You gain 9 Smarm
After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
Preference lovebugsMuscle changed from 787 to 792
After Battle: You gain 5 Muscleboundness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: With adorable winks and yet still cuter grinning, / there's no doubt about it -- your Groose is quite winning!
You gain 3595 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: With a sound that's a cross 'tween a squick and a shqueese, / your Groose, he produces a small glob of grease.
You acquire an item: groose grease
Preference _grooseDrops changed from 3 to 4
After Battle: You gain 12 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 12 Mysteriousness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 27 Sarcasm
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1761 to 1762
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Golden Monkey (expected value of 804.4 from familiar drops, 550.0 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
familiar Golden Monkey (47 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1762 to 1763
Unequip Bloovian Groose
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1763 to 1764
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1764 to 1765
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1765 to 1766
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12269] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 74 Meat.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1024 damage.
You gain 500 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con XI, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place...
You acquire an item: recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay's shiny golden eyelid twinkles as he winks at you.
You gain 3155 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay stops shrieking for a minute and beams at you. (+14 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 8 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 22 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 22 Smarm
Preference _goldenMoneyCharge changed from 0 to 1
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1766 to 1767
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Golden Monkey (expected value of 804.4 from familiar drops, 550.0 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12270] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 60 Meat.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1064 damage.
You gain 464 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con IV, when FoodPorkMaker bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator!
You acquire an item: standard-issue cupcake
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay's shiny golden eyelid twinkles as he winks at you.
You gain 3113 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay stops shrieking for a minute and beams at you. (+13 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 19 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 28 Smarm
Preference _goldenMoneyCharge changed from 1 to 2
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1767 to 1768
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Golden Monkey (expected value of 804.4 from familiar drops, 550.0 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12271] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist
Encounter: angry tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: angry tourist takes 9 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: angry tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: angry tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 4: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 4: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 43 Meat.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 8: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 12: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 13: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 16: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 19: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 19: You lose 1 hit point
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 20: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 21: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: angry tourist takes 1023 damage.
You gain 522 Meat.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 5 attack power.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 6 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con XII, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay's shiny golden eyelid twinkles as he winks at you.
You gain 2932 Meat
After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us.
You acquire an item: expensive camera
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay stops shrieking for a minute and beams at you. (+14 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 12 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 10 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 30 Smarm
You acquire an item: Arrow (+1)
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist
Preference _goldenMoneyCharge changed from 2 to 3
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1768 to 1769
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Golden Monkey (expected value of 804.4 from familiar drops, 550.0 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12272] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 48 Meat.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1040 damage.
You gain 438 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con XII, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness
After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
Preference lovebugsMoxie changed from 1012 to 1017
After Battle: You gain 5 Cheek
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay's shiny golden eyelid twinkles as he winks at you.
You gain 3780 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay stops shrieking for a minute and beams at you. (+13 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 11 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 16 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 25 Smarm
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Preference _goldenMoneyCharge changed from 3 to 4
Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from false to true
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1769 to 1770
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Golden Monkey (expected value of 804.4 from familiar drops, 550.0 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12273] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby
Encounter: This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby
Took choice 1073/1: gain stats and meat
choice.php?whichchoice=1073&option=1&pwd
You gain 166 Strengthliness
You gain 170 Mysteriousness
You gain 211 Roguishness
You gain 1,692 Meat
Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from true to false
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1770 to 1771
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Golden Monkey (expected value of 804.4 from familiar drops, 550.0 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12274] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby to angry tourist
Encounter: angry tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: angry tourist takes 10 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: angry tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: angry tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 70 Meat.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 7: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 10: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 10: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 11: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 15: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 16: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 18: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 19: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 20: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 20: You lose 1 hit point
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: angry tourist takes 1048 damage.
You gain 496 Meat.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 8 attack power.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 6 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con VIII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
After Battle: You gain 6 Chutzpah
Your familiar gains a pound: Mysterious Urquchillay, the 18 lb. Golden Monkey
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay's shiny golden eyelid twinkles as he winks at you.
You gain 3655 Meat
After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us.
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay stops shrieking for a minute and beams at you. (+13 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 14 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 13 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 25 Roguishness
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist
Preference _goldenMoneyCharge changed from 4 to 5
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1771 to 1772
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Golden Monkey (expected value of 804.4 from familiar drops, 557.4 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12275] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 67 Meat.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1048 damage.
You gain 506 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IX, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
After Battle: You gain 7 Smarm
After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
Preference lovebugsMuscle changed from 792 to 796
After Battle: You gain 4 Muscleboundness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay's shiny golden eyelid twinkles as he winks at you.
You gain 3370 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay stops shrieking for a minute and beams at you. (+13 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 10 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 16 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 26 Sarcasm
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Preference _goldenMoneyCharge changed from 5 to 6
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1772 to 1773
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Golden Monkey (expected value of 804.4 from familiar drops, 557.4 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12276] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 16: You lose 2 hit points
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 52 Meat.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1030 damage.
You gain 594 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con IX, when DaftFighter taught you to play that really complicated board game.
After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness
After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
Preference lovebugsMysticality changed from 860 to 864
After Battle: You gain 4 Magicalness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay's shiny golden eyelid twinkles as he winks at you.
You gain 3844 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: normal barrel
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay stops shrieking for a minute and beams at you. (+14 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 17 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 10 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 27 Cheek
Preference _goldenMoneyCharge changed from 6 to 7
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1773 to 1774
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Golden Monkey (expected value of 804.4 from familiar drops, 557.4 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12277] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to Knob Goblin Embezzler
Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler
Preference _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonsterCount changed from 102 to 103
Preference relayCounters changed from 13256:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif to
Preference relayCounters changed from to 13316:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1774 to 1775
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
> In fight, trying to get away to return items to stash...
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Round 1: mx indigo attacks!
Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 1046 damage.
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 6 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con XI, when you and Charlie the Tipsy totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
After Battle: You gain 8 Cheek
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay's shiny golden eyelid twinkles as he winks at you.
You gain 10288 Meat
After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm.
You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor
You acquire an item: embezzler's oil
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay scratches his head, dislodging some golden dandruff. You sweep it up and take it with you.
You acquire an item: powdered gold
Preference _powderedGoldDrops changed from 3 to 4
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay stops shrieking for a minute and beams at you. (+14 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 7 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 19 Roguishness
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to Knob Goblin Embezzler
Preference _goldenMoneyCharge changed from 7 to 0
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1775 to 1776
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1776 to 1777
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1777 to 1778
unequip pants
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1778 to 1779
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1779 to 1780
add to stash: 1 repaid diaper
> Returned repaid diaper to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
unequip acc1
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1780 to 1781
add to stash: 1 mafia pointer finger ring
> Returned mafia pointer finger ring to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1781 to 1782
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1782 to 1783
Preference logPreferenceChange changed from true to false
> You fought 6 Knob Goblin Embezzler at the beginning of the day, and an additional 0 digitized Knob Goblin Embezzler throughout the day. Good work, probably!
> Including this, you have fought 82 across all ascensions today
> Extreme Items:
> 1 Aldebaran sardines worth 11700 total
> 3 powdered gold worth 10908 total
> 3 groose grease worth 10773 total
> -5 Mountain Stream soda worth -1215 total
> 1 embezzler's oil worth 5 total
> 2 scroll of protection from lycanthropes worth 20 total
> This run of garbo, across 50 turns you generated 285,727 meat, with 192,225 raw meat and 93,502 from items
> So far today, across 173 turns you generated 1,856,682 meat, with 1,043,908 raw meat and 812,774 from items
> Using adventure value 5000.
> Local Version: 29c29418a70264f32aa9140c07cee65091eb5e94 (built from main@1359e614c80d46351c52bd2489cedcb81d117dd9)
> Garbo is up to date!
> Collecting garbage!
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference dontStopForCounters changed from false to true
Preference hpAutoRecovery changed from 0.6 to -0.05
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 1.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecovery changed from 0.05 to -0.05
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.2 to 0
Preference currentMood changed from default to apathetic
Preference libramSkillsSoftcore changed from all to none
Preference valueOfInventory changed from 1.8 to 2
Preference choiceAdventure1108 changed from 3 to 1
Preference choiceAdventure1340 changed from 0 to 1
Preference choiceAdventure1341 changed from 0 to 1
Preference shadowLabyrinthGoal changed from browser to effects
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1788 to 1789
remove from stash: 1 repaid diaper
You acquire an item: repaid diaper
> Took repaid diaper from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1789 to 1790
remove from stash: 1 mafia pointer finger ring
You acquire an item: mafia pointer finger ring
> Took mafia pointer finger ring from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1790 to 1791
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1791 to 1792
> Skipping fancy chocolate sculpture; too expensive (71890 > 30000).
mallsearch "possessed sugar cube"
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
>
> Executing Daily Familiars/Moveable feast
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1792 to 1793
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1793 to 1794
>
> Executing Daily/Configure I Voted! Sticker
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
>
> Executing Daily/Verify Horsery
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
>
> Executing Daily/Check Barf Mountain Quest
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
Visiting the Employee Assignment Kiosk
>
> Executing Daily Items/Clear Existing Rufus Quest
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
>
> Executing Daily Items/Treat
familiar Trick-or-Treating Tot (28 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1794 to 1795
Unequip Golden Monkey
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1795 to 1796
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1796 to 1797
equip weapon porcelain police baton
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1797 to 1798
equip off-hand porcelain pepper mill
equip hat porcelain porkpie
equip back porcelain pelerine
equip pants porcelain plus-fours
equip acc1 porcelain phantom mask
> CCS: [default]\n "abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!";"
> Autoattack macro: abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!";
place.php?whichplace=town&action=town_trickortreat
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference choiceAdventure1324 changed from 0 to 5
Preference choiceAdventure1387 changed from to 2
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
>
> Executing Free Fight/Trick
familiar Golden Monkey (37 lbs)
Unequip Trick-or-Treating Tot
equip familiar amulet coin
equip hat wolfman mask
Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -hat, 142.2 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.71 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
equip weapon cursed pirate cutlass
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1798 to 1799
equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1799 to 1800
equip back Buddy Bjorn
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1800 to 1801
equip shirt Stephen's lab coat
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1801 to 1802
equip pants repaid diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1802 to 1803
equip acc1 Belt of Loathing
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1803 to 1804
equip acc2 bakelite badge
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1804 to 1805
equip acc3 Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1805 to 1806
equip familiar Snow Suit
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1806 to 1807
Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Tailor the Snow Suit
Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1807 to 1808
Took choice 640/5: Restores 1-10 MP after combat
choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=5
Preference snowsuit changed from nose to hat
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1808 to 1809
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1809 to 1810
> Maximize: Familiar Weight
Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit
Took choice 640/3: +10% item drops, can drop carrot nose
choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=3
Preference snowsuit changed from hat to nose
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1810 to 1811
equip hat Crown of Thrones
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1811 to 1812
enthrone none
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1812 to 1813
equip hat wolfman mask
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1813 to 1814
bjornify Flaming Gravy Fairy (83 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1814 to 1815
> CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1815 to 1816
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1816 to 1817
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference nextAdventure changed from Barf Mountain to None
Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Barf Mountain
Maximizer: MP
equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1817 to 1818
equip weapon frying brainpan
equip off-hand red wagon
equip back carpe
equip shirt sea salt scrubs
equip pants Jeans of Loathing
equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch
equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet
equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze
equip familiar Mayflower bouquet
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1818 to 1819
remove from stash: 1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card
You acquire an item: Platinum Yendorian Express Card
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1819 to 1820
> Took Platinum Yendorian Express Card from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1820 to 1821
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1821 to 1822
add to stash: 1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1822 to 1823
> Returned Platinum Yendorian Express Card to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1823 to 1824
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
familiar Obtuse Angel (33 lbs)
equip familiar amulet coin
equip weapon haiku katana
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1824 to 1825
equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1825 to 1826
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe"
equip hat Crown of Thrones
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1826 to 1827
equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1827 to 1828
equip shirt origami pasties
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1828 to 1829
equip pants Pantsgiving
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1829 to 1830
equip acc2 cheap sunglasses
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1830 to 1831
equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1831 to 1832
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1832 to 1833
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
equip back Buddy Bjorn
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1833 to 1834
bjornify none
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1834 to 1835
equip back carpe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1835 to 1836
enthrone Flaming Gravy Fairy (35 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1836 to 1837
familiar Golden Monkey (38 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1837 to 1838
equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1838 to 1839
equip weapon frying brainpan
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1839 to 1840
equip off-hand red wagon
equip shirt sea salt scrubs
equip pants Jeans of Loathing
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1840 to 1841
equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch
equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet
equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze
familiar Hobo Monkey (35 lbs)
Unequip Obtuse Angel
equip familiar amulet coin
equip weapon haiku katana
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1841 to 1842
equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1842 to 1843
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe"
equip hat Crown of Thrones
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1843 to 1844
equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1844 to 1845
equip shirt origami pasties
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1845 to 1846
equip pants repaid diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1846 to 1847
equip acc2 cheap sunglasses
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1847 to 1848
equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1848 to 1849
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1849 to 1850
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
familiar Golden Monkey (53 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1850 to 1851
equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1851 to 1852
equip weapon frying brainpan
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1852 to 1853
equip off-hand red wagon
equip shirt sea salt scrubs
equip pants Jeans of Loathing
equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch
equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet
equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze
familiar Bloovian Groose (35 lbs)
Unequip Hobo Monkey
equip familiar amulet coin
equip weapon haiku katana
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1853 to 1854
equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1854 to 1855
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe"
equip hat Crown of Thrones
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1855 to 1856
equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1856 to 1857
equip shirt origami pasties
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1857 to 1858
equip pants repaid diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1858 to 1859
equip acc2 cheap sunglasses
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1859 to 1860
equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1860 to 1861
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1861 to 1862
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
familiar Golden Monkey (53 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1862 to 1863
equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1863 to 1864
equip weapon frying brainpan
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1864 to 1865
equip off-hand red wagon
equip shirt sea salt scrubs
equip pants Jeans of Loathing
equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch
equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet
equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze
> Choosing to use Grim Brother (expected value of 680.5 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
familiar Grim Brother (35 lbs)
Unequip Bloovian Groose
equip familiar amulet coin
equip weapon haiku katana
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1865 to 1866
equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1866 to 1867
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
equip hat Crown of Thrones
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1867 to 1868
equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1868 to 1869
equip shirt origami pasties
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1869 to 1870
equip pants repaid diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1870 to 1871
equip acc2 cheap sunglasses
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1871 to 1872
equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1872 to 1873
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1873 to 1874
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1874 to 1875
[12278] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from Tailor the Snow Suit to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 76 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: You lose 3 hit points
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1040 damage.
You gain 459 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VIII, when you armwrestled SteakCountess. You lost, but it was a good workout!
After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: You tune into the tale Gottfried Von Krankenschwester has been telling in time to hear him say, "and so the Prince climbed up the fair maiden's hair, only to find her witch mother standing there. She poked out his eyes with knitting needles, filleted his spleen, and ate his kidneys." You quickly turn away and search for more Meat, to take your mind off the horrid story.
You gain 4098 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester gets a new idea for a story, and smiles as he starts to tell it. (+14 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 18 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 29 Cheek
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to garbage tourist
Preference _grimBrotherCharge changed from 0 to 1
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1875 to 1876
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Grim Brother (expected value of 680.5 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12279] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 76 Meat.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 19: You lose 2 hit points
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: You lose 2 hit points
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1043 damage.
You gain 466 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VI, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
After Battle: You gain 6 Sarcasm
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: You tune into the tale Gottfried Von Krankenschwester has been telling in time to hear him say, "and with his last wish, Aladdin freed the genie, and the genie immediately atomized Aladdin because he was still mad about being locked in a lamp for ten thousand years." You quickly turn away and search for more Meat, to take your mind off the horrid story.
You gain 3147 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester ends a story with "and they all lived happily ever after," without even a single dismemberment, and smiles. (+14 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 8 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 38 Sarcasm
Preference _grimBrotherCharge changed from 1 to 2
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1876 to 1877
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Grim Brother (expected value of 680.5 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12280] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: You lose 2 hit points
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 79 Meat.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 5: You lose 2 hit points
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1060 damage.
You gain 537 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con XI, when both Grant the Accountant and Super Hannah complimented you on your dancing.
After Battle: You gain 10 Sarcasm
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester ends a tale with, "but the fourth pig built his house out of an unstable isotope, and died of radiation poisoning." You nod and search for more Meat to take your mind off the awful story he just told.
You gain 3175 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester breaks through his writer's block on his new story, and smiles as he relates how having the protagonist get eaten by a gnu will tie things up neatly. (+14 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 18 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 14 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 20 Cheek
You acquire an item: Eye Agate
Preference _grimBrotherCharge changed from 2 to 3
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1877 to 1878
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Grim Brother (expected value of 680.5 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12281] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist
Encounter: angry tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: angry tourist takes 9 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: angry tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: angry tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 74 Meat.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 13: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 15: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 16: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: You lose 1 hit point
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 19: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 21: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: angry tourist takes 1053 damage.
You gain 431 Meat.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 5 attack power.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 10 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con IX, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
After Battle: You gain 7 Roguishness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester ends a tale with, "and with his last wish, Aladdin freed the genie, and the genie immediately atomized Aladdin because he was still mad about being locked in a lamp for ten thousand years." You nod and search for more Meat to take your mind off the awful story he just told.
You gain 2895 Meat
After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us.
You acquire an item: cheap sunglasses
You acquire an item: garbage juice slurpee
After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester has an inspiration for a pleasant story without any vivisection in it and smiles at his success. (+14 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 13 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 10 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 29 Sarcasm
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist
Preference _grimBrotherCharge changed from 3 to 4
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1878 to 1879
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Grim Brother (expected value of 680.5 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 36 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1879 to 1880
[12282] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 68 Meat.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1038 damage.
You gain 547 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con II, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
After Battle: You gain 8 Strengthliness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: You blanch as Gottfried Von Krankenschwester finishes a story with, "and so the evil queen was roasted alive inside a giant iron bull, and served at a glorious feast." You search for extra Meat, just to take your mind off the tale.
You gain 3497 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester finishes an illustrated manuscript with a final flourish, and hands it to you to read.
You acquire an item: grim fairy tale
Preference _grimFairyTaleDrops changed from 4 to 5
After Battle: Gottfried Von Krankenschwester has an inspiration for a pleasant story without any vivisection in it and smiles at his success. (+14 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 15 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 12 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 26 Cheek
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Preference _grimBrotherCharge changed from 4 to 0
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1880 to 1881
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 680.5 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
familiar Unconscious Collective (50 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1881 to 1882
Unequip Grim Brother
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1882 to 1883
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1883 to 1884
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1884 to 1885
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12283] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 49 Meat.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1030 damage.
You gain 554 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con IV, when you and MajesticOrphan and FlightLord won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Grofflesby's little legs twitch and its eyelids flutter as it dreams of dancing.
You gain 3441 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 11 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 15 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 28 Roguishness
Preference _unconsciousCollectiveCharge changed from 0 to 1
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1885 to 1886
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 680.5 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 38 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1886 to 1887
[12284] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 70 Meat.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: You lose 2 hit points
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1048 damage.
You gain 416 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con XI, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Grofflesby's little legs twitch and its eyelids flutter as it dreams of dancing.
You gain 3637 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 11 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 16 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 25 Sarcasm
Preference _unconsciousCollectiveCharge changed from 1 to 2
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1887 to 1888
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 680.5 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12285] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: You lose 2 hit points
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 50 Meat.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1036 damage.
You gain 440 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con V, when you and CheesyMonster took turns doing benchpresses with Amazing Travis's car. Wait, did that really happen?
After Battle: You gain 9 Fortitude
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Grofflesby's eyelids flutter as it dreams of endless lines of dancing universal symbols.
You gain 3469 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 14 Beefiness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 30 Smarm
Preference _unconsciousCollectiveCharge changed from 2 to 3
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1888 to 1889
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 680.5 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 35 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1889 to 1890
[12286] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Encounter: horrible tourist family
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 14 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
You gain 74 Meat.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: You lose 2 hit points
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 17: You lose 2 hit points
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 21: You lose 1 hit point
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1014 damage.
You gain 584 Meat.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 6 defense.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con IV, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
Preference lovebugsMuscle changed from 796 to 800
After Battle: You gain 4 Muscleboundness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Grofflesby wakes up for a second, winks at you sleepily, and falls back into dreaming, its little paws twitching.
You gain 3511 Meat
After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10)
You acquire an item: expensive camera
After Battle: You gain 16 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 17 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 18 Cheek
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Preference _unconsciousCollectiveCharge changed from 3 to 4
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1890 to 1891
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 680.5 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12287] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 50 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1051 damage.
You gain 551 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con II, when you and Lucy the Jaguar totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
After Battle: You gain 8 Chutzpah
After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat.
Preference lovebugsMeatDrop changed from 53 to 54
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Grofflesby wakes up for a second, winks at you sleepily, and falls back into dreaming, its little paws twitching.
You gain 3291 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 14 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 12 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 28 Chutzpah
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Preference _unconsciousCollectiveCharge changed from 4 to 5
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1891 to 1892
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Unconscious Collective (expected value of 680.5 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12288] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 51 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 7: You lose 2 hit points
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 17: You lose 2 hit points
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1019 damage.
You gain 500 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con XI, when you and MegaLover totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
After Battle: You gain 9 Cheek
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Grofflesby wakes up for a second, winks at you sleepily, and falls back into dreaming, its little paws twitching.
You gain 3735 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: Grofflesby stirs uneasily in its eternal slumber, and coughs up a little jar full of swirling dream stuff.
You acquire an item: Unconscious Collective Dream Jar
Preference _dreamJarDrops changed from 4 to 5
After Battle: You gain 10 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 18 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 25 Roguishness
Preference _unconsciousCollectiveCharge changed from 5 to 0
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1892 to 1893
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Bloovian Groose (expected value of 678.8 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
familiar Bloovian Groose (50 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1893 to 1894
Unequip Unconscious Collective
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1894 to 1895
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1895 to 1896
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1896 to 1897
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 37 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1897 to 1898
[12289] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: You lose 3 hit points
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 59 Meat.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1046 damage.
You gain 544 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con X, when you and SpaghettiLover totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
After Battle: You gain 9 Sarcasm
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: With adorable winks and yet still cuter grinning, / there's no doubt about it -- your Groose is quite winning!
You gain 3707 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 8 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 36 Sarcasm
Preference _grooseCharge changed from 0 to 1
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1898 to 1899
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Bloovian Groose (expected value of 678.8 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12290] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 58 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: You lose 3 hit points
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: You lose 2 hit points
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1059 damage.
You gain 430 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con II, when you armwrestled MeatConway. You lost, but it was a good workout!
After Battle: You gain 6 Strongness
After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
Preference lovebugsItemDrop changed from 194 to 195
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: With a smile and a wink and a wink and a smile, / your Bloovian Groose is quite cute -- no denial!
You gain 3693 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 40 Chutzpah
Preference _grooseCharge changed from 1 to 2
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1899 to 1900
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Bloovian Groose (expected value of 678.8 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 37 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1900 to 1901
[12291] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist
Encounter: angry tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: angry tourist takes 11 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: angry tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: angry tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 8: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 9: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 11: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 79 Meat.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 15: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 16: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 18: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 19: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 21: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: angry tourist takes 1045 damage.
You gain 541 Meat.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 10 attack power.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 10 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VII, when you and MariachiWizard totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
After Battle: You gain 8 Sarcasm
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: From your little friend's face comes a wink and a gleam, / I'd say you and your Groose make a pretty good team!
You gain 3721 Meat
After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us.
You acquire an item: cheap sunglasses
You acquire an item: How to Avoid Scams
After Battle: You gain 12 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 15 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 26 Roguishness
You gain a Moxie point!
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist
Preference _grooseCharge changed from 2 to 3
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1901 to 1902
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Bloovian Groose (expected value of 678.8 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12292] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to horrible tourist family
Encounter: horrible tourist family
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 11 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
You gain 71 Meat.
Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1046 damage.
You gain 554 Meat.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 7 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 9 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con 3-D, when both InsaneJuggalette and MeatExecutive the Principal complimented you on your dancing.
After Battle: You gain 10 Cheek
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: With a wink and a smile and a smile and a wink, / the Groose, he approves of your actions (you think.)
You gain 3063 Meat
After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10)
You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks
After Battle: You gain 15 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 10 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 27 Smarm
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to horrible tourist family
Preference _grooseCharge changed from 3 to 4
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1902 to 1903
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Bloovian Groose (expected value of 678.8 from familiar drops, 572.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 35 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1903 to 1904
[12293] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 61 Meat.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1061 damage.
You gain 412 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con VIII, when SealMaker taught you to play that really complicated board game.
After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: With a smile and a wink and a wink and a smile, / your Bloovian Groose is quite cute -- no denial!
You gain 3021 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: With a sound that's a cross 'tween a squick and a shqueese, / your Groose, he produces a small glob of grease.
You acquire an item: groose grease
Preference _grooseDrops changed from 4 to 5
After Battle: You gain 15 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 11 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 26 Roguishness
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Preference _grooseCharge changed from 4 to 0
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1904 to 1905
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Golden Monkey (expected value of 687.3 from familiar drops, 557.4 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
familiar Golden Monkey (53 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1905 to 1906
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
Unequip Bloovian Groose
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1906 to 1907
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1907 to 1908
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1908 to 1909
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12294] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 4: You lose 2 hit points
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: You lose 2 hit points
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 41 Meat.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 20: You lose 2 hit points
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1046 damage.
You gain 586 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con VII, when both SexyMage and GreatSpy complimented you on your dancing.
After Battle: You gain 10 Chutzpah
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay's shiny golden eyelid twinkles as he winks at you.
You gain 3231 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay stops shrieking for a minute and beams at you. (+14 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 18 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 12 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 22 Sarcasm
You acquire an item: Eye Agate
Preference _goldenMoneyCharge changed from 0 to 1
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1909 to 1910
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Golden Monkey (expected value of 687.3 from familiar drops, 557.4 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 36 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1910 to 1911
[12295] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 73 Meat.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1035 damage.
You gain 531 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con IV, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
After Battle: You gain 8 Beefiness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay's shiny golden eyelid twinkles as he winks at you.
You gain 3524 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay stops shrieking for a minute and beams at you. (+14 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 12 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 7 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 35 Cheek
You acquire an item: Eye Agate
Preference _goldenMoneyCharge changed from 1 to 2
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1911 to 1912
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Golden Monkey (expected value of 687.3 from familiar drops, 557.4 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12296] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: You lose 2 hit points
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 58 Meat.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1046 damage.
You gain 542 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con VI, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness
After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
Preference lovebugsMuscle changed from 800 to 804
After Battle: You gain 4 Strengthliness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay's shiny golden eyelid twinkles as he winks at you.
You gain 3538 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay stops shrieking for a minute and beams at you. (+13 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 7 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 15 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 29 Sarcasm
You acquire an item: Azurite
Preference _goldenMoneyCharge changed from 2 to 3
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1912 to 1913
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Golden Monkey (expected value of 687.3 from familiar drops, 557.4 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 38 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1913 to 1914
[12297] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist
Encounter: angry tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: angry tourist takes 14 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: angry tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: angry tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 52 Meat.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 9: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 10: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 13: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 17: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 19: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: angry tourist takes 1028 damage.
You gain 523 Meat.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 10 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VI, when Professor Punk gave you that delicious drink. It was so good! You go into your kitchen and try to recreate it.
You acquire an item: melon-infused sake
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay's shiny golden eyelid twinkles as he winks at you.
You gain 3635 Meat
After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us.
You acquire an item: expensive camera
You acquire an item: How to Avoid Scams
You acquire an item: garbage juice slurpee
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay scratches his head, dislodging some golden dandruff. You sweep it up and take it with you.
You acquire an item: powdered gold
Preference _powderedGoldDrops changed from 4 to 5
After Battle: Mysterious Urquchillay stops shrieking for a minute and beams at you. (+14 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 10 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 10 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 31 Cheek
You acquire an item: Eye Agate
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist
Preference _goldenMoneyCharge changed from 3 to 0
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1914 to 1915
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Rogue Program (expected value of 1148.6 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
familiar Rogue Program (48 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1915 to 1916
Unequip Golden Monkey
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1916 to 1917
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1917 to 1918
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
equip pants Pantsgiving
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1918 to 1919
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1919 to 1920
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1920 to 1921
[12298] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 defense.
Round 1: Roguey!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 1: Roguey! bounces his disc off of her for 27 damage, and it ricochets into you, giving you quite a shock.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 27 damage.
Round 1: You gain 27 Mojo Points
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 79 Meat.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Roguey! bounces his disc off of her for 27 damage, and it ricochets into you, giving you quite a shock.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 27 damage.
Round 3: You gain 27 Mojo Points
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 5: Roguey! tosses his identity disc at her for 22 damage, then invites you to drink some glowing blue liquid out of the disc. The whole thing's a little more intimate than you're comfortable with, but it's still refreshing.
Round 5: garbage tourist takes 22 damage.
Round 5: You gain 22 Mojo Points
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: Roguey! bounces his disc off of her for 27 damage, and it ricochets into you, giving you quite a shock.
Round 9: garbage tourist takes 27 damage.
Round 9: You gain 27 Mojo Points
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: Roguey! bounces his disc off of her for 23 damage, and it ricochets into you, giving you quite a shock.
Round 12: garbage tourist takes 23 damage.
Round 12: You gain 23 Mojo Points
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con XI, when you and BaconBeefyAgent and BurgundyLord won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness
After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
Preference lovebugsMysticality changed from 864 to 869
After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3204 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: Roguey! says "Please accept this token of my devotion to my user," and hands you an actual, literal token. Now that you think of it, you actually are kind of using him. Is this really a healthy relationship?
You acquire an item: Game Grid token
Preference _tokenDrops changed from 2 to 3
After Battle: You gain 14 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 10 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 16 Cheek
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 78 to 79
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1921 to 1922
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Galloping Grill (expected value of 1069.3 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
familiar Galloping Grill (31 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1922 to 1923
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
Unequip Rogue Program
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1923 to 1924
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1924 to 1925
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1925 to 1926
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12299] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 defense.
Round 1: Liza Athlete blasts your foe with super-heated air, doing 31 damage. You see mystical shapes dancing in the heat waves.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 31 damage.
Round 1: You gain 31 Mojo Points
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Liza Athlete blasts your foe with super-heated air, doing 22 damage. You see mystical shapes dancing in the heat waves.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 22 damage.
Round 3: You gain 22 Mojo Points
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: Liza Athlete's bells jingle merrily.
Round 7: Liza Athlete spits out a red-hot shish kebab, skewering your opponent for 30 damage. You ponder the mystery of how the grill always looks empty, but seems to have an endless supply of food-related ammo.
Round 7: garbage tourist takes 30 damage.
Round 7: You gain 30 Mojo Points
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: Liza Athlete pelts your opponent with red-hot coals, doing 27 damage. You contemplate the primal force that is fire.
Round 10: garbage tourist takes 27 damage.
Round 10: You gain 27 Mojo Points
Round 10: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 11: garbage tourist takes 1043 damage.
You gain 551 Meat.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 5 defense.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con IX, when both Chief Official and Bill the Spectacular complimented you on your dancing.
After Battle: You gain 10 Smarm
After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
Preference lovebugsMuscle changed from 804 to 808
After Battle: You gain 4 Strongness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3048 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: You spot a bowl of leftover marinade on the ground next to Liza Athlete.
You acquire an item: bowl of marinade
After Battle: Liza Athlete puffs out a smile-shaped puff of smoke. (+10 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 13 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 13 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 25 Cheek
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 79 to 80
Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from false to true
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1926 to 1927
>
> Executing Postcombat/Fun-Guy Spores
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1927 to 1928
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Galloping Grill (expected value of 1069.3 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1928 to 1929
[12300] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby
Encounter: This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby
Took choice 1073/1: gain stats and meat
choice.php?whichchoice=1073&option=1&pwd
You gain 197 Muscleboundness
You gain 169 Magicalness
You gain 182 Sarcasm
You gain 1,728 Meat
Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from true to false
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1929 to 1930
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Galloping Grill (expected value of 1069.3 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12301] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 defense.
Round 1: Liza Athlete spits a flaming-hot hot dog at your opponent for 32 damage. Where did the hot dog come from? You ponder that conundrum.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 32 damage.
Round 1: You gain 32 Mojo Points
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 56 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: Liza Athlete blasts your foe with super-heated air, doing 32 damage. You see mystical shapes dancing in the heat waves.
Round 5: garbage tourist takes 32 damage.
Round 5: You gain 32 Mojo Points
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: You lose 2 hit points
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: Liza Athlete's bells jingle merrily.
Round 8: Liza Athlete spits out a red-hot shish kebab, skewering your opponent for 30 damage. You ponder the mystery of how the grill always looks empty, but seems to have an endless supply of food-related ammo.
Round 8: garbage tourist takes 30 damage.
Round 8: You gain 30 Mojo Points
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: Liza Athlete's bells jingle merrily.
Round 9: Liza Athlete pelts your opponent with red-hot coals, doing 35 damage. You contemplate the primal force that is fire.
Round 9: garbage tourist takes 35 damage.
Round 9: You gain 35 Mojo Points
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con VI, when MariachiPage taught you to play that really complicated board game.
After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness
After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
Preference lovebugsMoxie changed from 1017 to 1023
After Battle: You gain 6 Chutzpah
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2988 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: Liza Athlete puffs out a smile-shaped puff of smoke. (+10 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 11 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 31 Smarm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 80 to 81
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1930 to 1931
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Galloping Grill (expected value of 1069.3 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12302] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: Liza Athlete spits a flaming-hot hot dog at your opponent for 39 damage. Where did the hot dog come from? You ponder that conundrum.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 39 damage.
Round 1: You gain 39 Mojo Points
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 74 Meat.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: Liza Athlete spits out a red-hot shish kebab, skewering your opponent for 24 damage. You ponder the mystery of how the grill always looks empty, but seems to have an endless supply of food-related ammo.
Round 5: garbage tourist takes 24 damage.
Round 5: You gain 24 Mojo Points
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: Liza Athlete spits a flaming-hot hot dog at your opponent for 37 damage. Where did the hot dog come from? You ponder that conundrum.
Round 6: garbage tourist takes 37 damage.
Round 6: You gain 37 Mojo Points
Round 6: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 7: garbage tourist takes 1025 damage.
You gain 468 Meat.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 8 defense.
Round 7: Liza Athlete belches hot smoke at your opponent for 38 damage, then says, "excuse me." You contemplate the mystery of a magically-animated belching grill.
Round 7: garbage tourist takes 38 damage.
Round 7: You gain 38 Mojo Points
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con XI, when you and MariachiShoulderWarrior took turns doing benchpresses with Conway the Inebriated's car. Wait, did that really happen?
After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness
After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
Preference lovebugsMysticality changed from 869 to 873
After Battle: You gain 4 Enchantedness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2952 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You spot a bowl of leftover marinade on the ground next to Liza Athlete.
You acquire an item: bowl of marinade
After Battle: Liza Athlete rolls over, sits up and begs, and bends her grill top in a big smile. (+10 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 16 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 27 Roguishness
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 81 to 82
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1931 to 1932
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Galloping Grill (expected value of 1069.3 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12303] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Encounter: horrible tourist family
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 14 damage.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 14 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 14 defense.
Round 1: Liza Athlete spits a couple of well-done hamburger patty at your opponents, charring them for 34 damage. You ponder the mystery of why anyone would eat well-done meat.
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 34 damage.
Round 1: You gain 34 Mojo Points
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: Liza Athlete's bells jingle merrily.
Round 2: Liza Athlete spits out a red-hot shish kebab, skewering your opponents for 37 damage. You ponder the mystery of how the grill always looks empty, but seems to have an endless supply of food-related ammo.
Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 37 damage.
Round 2: You gain 37 Mojo Points
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
You gain 70 Meat.
Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: Liza Athlete spits out a red-hot shish kebab, skewering your opponents for 36 damage. You ponder the mystery of how the grill always looks empty, but seems to have an endless supply of food-related ammo.
Round 9: horrible tourist family takes 36 damage.
Round 9: You gain 36 Mojo Points
Round 9: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VIII, when SpaghettiBear taught you to play that really complicated board game.
After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2580 Meat
After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10)
You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks
After Battle: A little pile of hot ashes falls out of the bottom of Liza Athlete.
You acquire an item: hot ashes
Preference _hotAshesDrops changed from 0 to 1
After Battle: Liza Athlete puffs out a smile-shaped puff of smoke. (+11 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 7 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 15 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 30 Roguishness
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 82 to 83
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1932 to 1933
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Rogue Program (expected value of 993.6 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
familiar Rogue Program (33 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1933 to 1934
Unequip Galloping Grill
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1934 to 1935
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1935 to 1936
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1936 to 1937
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12304] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: Roguey!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 2: Roguey! de-rezzes her for 28 damage, then offers you a drink out of his identity disc. It's a little too intimate for your comfort, but it's still refreshing.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 28 damage.
Round 2: You gain 28 Mojo Points
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 60 Meat.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 5: Roguey! de-rezzes her for 24 damage, then offers you a drink out of his identity disc. It's a little too intimate for your comfort, but it's still refreshing.
Round 5: garbage tourist takes 24 damage.
Round 5: You gain 24 Mojo Points
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: Roguey! tosses his identity disc at her for 22 damage, then invites you to drink some glowing blue liquid out of the disc. The whole thing's a little more intimate than you're comfortable with, but it's still refreshing.
Round 7: garbage tourist takes 22 damage.
Round 7: You gain 22 Mojo Points
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: Roguey! bounces his disc off of her for 22 damage, and it ricochets into you, giving you quite a shock.
Round 8: garbage tourist takes 22 damage.
Round 8: You gain 22 Mojo Points
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 11: You lose 2 hit points
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: Roguey! tosses his identity disc at her for 41 damage, then invites you to drink some glowing blue liquid out of the disc. The whole thing's a little more intimate than you're comfortable with, but it's still refreshing.
Round 13: garbage tourist takes 41 damage.
Round 13: You gain 41 Mojo Points
Round 13: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IV, when both MegaPunk and FuzzyMage complimented you on your dancing.
After Battle: You gain 9 Roguishness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3180 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: normal barrel
After Battle: You gain 11 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 7 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 21 Roguishness
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 83 to 84
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Preference _rogueProgramCharge changed from 0 to 1
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1937 to 1938
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Rogue Program (expected value of 993.6 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12305] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 defense.
Round 1: Roguey! de-rezzes her for 32 damage, then offers you a drink out of his identity disc. It's a little too intimate for your comfort, but it's still refreshing.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 32 damage.
Round 1: You gain 32 Mojo Points
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: Roguey! bounces his disc off of her for 22 damage, and it ricochets into you, giving you quite a shock.
Round 5: garbage tourist takes 22 damage.
Round 5: You gain 22 Mojo Points
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: Roguey! bounces his disc off of her for 26 damage, and it ricochets into you, giving you quite a shock.
Round 8: garbage tourist takes 26 damage.
Round 8: You gain 26 Mojo Points
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: Roguey! tosses his identity disc at her for 22 damage, then invites you to drink some glowing blue liquid out of the disc. The whole thing's a little more intimate than you're comfortable with, but it's still refreshing.
Round 9: garbage tourist takes 22 damage.
Round 9: You gain 22 Mojo Points
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 69 Meat.
Round 9: You lose 3 hit points
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: Roguey! bounces his disc off of her for 30 damage, and it ricochets into you, giving you quite a shock.
Round 12: garbage tourist takes 30 damage.
Round 12: You gain 30 Mojo Points
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VIII, when both JudgePunk and Boozer Evelyn complimented you on your dancing.
After Battle: You gain 9 Sarcasm
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3072 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 10 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 22 Smarm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 84 to 85
Preference _rogueProgramCharge changed from 1 to 2
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1938 to 1939
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Rogue Program (expected value of 993.6 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12306] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to Doggy Heaven
Encounter: Doggy Heaven
You acquire an item: FunFunds™
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1939 to 1940
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Rogue Program (expected value of 993.6 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12306] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from Doggy Heaven to angry tourist
Encounter: angry tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: angry tourist takes 10 damage.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 18 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 15 defense.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: angry tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: Roguey! de-rezzes him for 41 damage, then offers you a drink out of his identity disc. It's a little too intimate for your comfort, but it's still refreshing.
Round 2: angry tourist takes 41 damage.
Round 2: You gain 41 Mojo Points
Round 2: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: angry tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 59 Meat.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: Roguey!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 4: Roguey! bounces his disc off of him for 26 damage, and it ricochets into you, giving you quite a shock.
Round 4: angry tourist takes 26 damage.
Round 4: You gain 26 Mojo Points
Round 4: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: Roguey! de-rezzes him for 37 damage, then offers you a drink out of his identity disc. It's a little too intimate for your comfort, but it's still refreshing.
Round 7: angry tourist takes 37 damage.
Round 7: You gain 37 Mojo Points
Round 7: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 8: angry tourist takes 1020 damage.
You gain 523 Meat.
Round 8: angry tourist drops 5 attack power.
Round 8: angry tourist drops 5 defense.
Round 8: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 8: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con XII, when you and MahoganyPrime totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
After Battle: You gain 8 Chutzpah
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2772 Meat
After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us.
You acquire an item: expensive camera
After Battle: You gain 9 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 10 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 21 Roguishness
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 85 to 86
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist
Preference _rogueProgramCharge changed from 2 to 3
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1940 to 1941
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Rogue Program (expected value of 993.6 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12307] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 defense.
Round 1: Roguey! bounces his disc off of her for 23 damage, and it ricochets into you, giving you quite a shock.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 23 damage.
Round 1: You gain 23 Mojo Points
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 42 Meat.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: Roguey! tosses his identity disc at her for 39 damage, then invites you to drink some glowing blue liquid out of the disc. The whole thing's a little more intimate than you're comfortable with, but it's still refreshing.
Round 5: garbage tourist takes 39 damage.
Round 5: You gain 39 Mojo Points
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: Roguey!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 6: Roguey! tosses his identity disc at her for 39 damage, then invites you to drink some glowing blue liquid out of the disc. The whole thing's a little more intimate than you're comfortable with, but it's still refreshing.
Round 6: garbage tourist takes 39 damage.
Round 6: You gain 39 Mojo Points
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: Roguey! de-rezzes her for 24 damage, then offers you a drink out of his identity disc. It's a little too intimate for your comfort, but it's still refreshing.
Round 8: garbage tourist takes 24 damage.
Round 8: You gain 24 Mojo Points
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con VI, when you armwrestled Super Mitch. You lost, but it was a good workout!
After Battle: You gain 6 Strongness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3372 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 17 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 7 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 17 Cheek
You acquire an item: scroll of protection from lycanthropes
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 86 to 87
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Preference _rogueProgramCharge changed from 3 to 4
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1941 to 1942
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Rogue Program (expected value of 993.6 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
cast 1 Summon Taffy
You acquire an item: pulled red taffy
Preference libramSummons changed from 39 to 40
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1942 to 1943
[12308] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist
Encounter: angry tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: angry tourist takes 13 damage.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 14 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 15 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 66 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: angry tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: angry tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: Roguey!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 5: Roguey! bounces his disc off of him for 30 damage, and it ricochets into you, giving you quite a shock.
Round 5: angry tourist takes 30 damage.
Round 5: You gain 30 Mojo Points
Round 5: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: Roguey!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 7: Roguey! de-rezzes him for 39 damage, then offers you a drink out of his identity disc. It's a little too intimate for your comfort, but it's still refreshing.
Round 7: angry tourist takes 39 damage.
Round 7: You gain 39 Mojo Points
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: Roguey! tosses his identity disc at him for 25 damage, then invites you to drink some glowing blue liquid out of the disc. The whole thing's a little more intimate than you're comfortable with, but it's still refreshing.
Round 8: angry tourist takes 25 damage.
Round 8: You gain 25 Mojo Points
Round 8: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 8: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 8: You lose 1 hit point
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: Roguey!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 9: Roguey! bounces his disc off of him for 39 damage, and it ricochets into you, giving you quite a shock.
Round 9: angry tourist takes 39 damage.
Round 9: You gain 39 Mojo Points
Round 9: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 9: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con XII, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2988 Meat
After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us.
After Battle: You gain 12 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 12 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 16 Sarcasm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 87 to 88
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist
Preference _rogueProgramCharge changed from 4 to 5
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1943 to 1944
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Rogue Program (expected value of 993.6 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12309] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 defense.
Round 1: Roguey! de-rezzes her for 32 damage, then offers you a drink out of his identity disc. It's a little too intimate for your comfort, but it's still refreshing.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 32 damage.
Round 1: You gain 32 Mojo Points
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: Roguey!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 2: Roguey! bounces his disc off of her for 30 damage, and it ricochets into you, giving you quite a shock.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 30 damage.
Round 2: You gain 30 Mojo Points
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: Roguey! tosses his identity disc at her for 33 damage, then invites you to drink some glowing blue liquid out of the disc. The whole thing's a little more intimate than you're comfortable with, but it's still refreshing.
Round 5: garbage tourist takes 33 damage.
Round 5: You gain 33 Mojo Points
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 6: You lose 3 hit points
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: Roguey! de-rezzes her for 30 damage, then offers you a drink out of his identity disc. It's a little too intimate for your comfort, but it's still refreshing.
Round 7: garbage tourist takes 30 damage.
Round 7: You gain 30 Mojo Points
Round 7: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con V, when you and Burrito Payton totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
After Battle: You gain 9 Cheek
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3096 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: Roguey! says "Please accept this token of my devotion to my user," and hands you an actual, literal token. Now that you think of it, you actually are kind of using him. Is this really a healthy relationship?
You acquire an item: Game Grid token
Preference _tokenDrops changed from 3 to 4
After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 7 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 27 Chutzpah
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 88 to 89
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Preference _rogueProgramCharge changed from 5 to 0
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1944 to 1945
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Galloping Grill (expected value of 947.4 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
familiar Galloping Grill (31 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1945 to 1946
Unequip Rogue Program
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1946 to 1947
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1947 to 1948
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1948 to 1949
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12310] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense.
Round 1: Liza Athlete spits out a red-hot shish kebab, skewering your opponent for 31 damage. You ponder the mystery of how the grill always looks empty, but seems to have an endless supply of food-related ammo.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 31 damage.
Round 1: You gain 31 Mojo Points
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 80 Meat.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: Liza Athlete's bells jingle merrily.
Round 8: Liza Athlete belches hot smoke at your opponent for 37 damage, then says, "excuse me." You contemplate the mystery of a magically-animated belching grill.
Round 8: garbage tourist takes 37 damage.
Round 8: You gain 37 Mojo Points
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: Liza Athlete pelts your opponent with red-hot coals, doing 32 damage. You contemplate the primal force that is fire.
Round 18: garbage tourist takes 32 damage.
Round 18: You gain 32 Mojo Points
Round 18: You lose 1 hit point
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: Liza Athlete blasts your foe with super-heated air, doing 36 damage. You see mystical shapes dancing in the heat waves.
Round 19: garbage tourist takes 36 damage.
Round 19: You gain 36 Mojo Points
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con IX, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3084 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: Liza Athlete rolls over, sits up and begs, and bends her grill top in a big smile. (+10 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 7 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 35 Roguishness
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 89 to 90
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1949 to 1950
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Galloping Grill (expected value of 947.4 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12311] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense.
Round 1: Liza Athlete spits out a red-hot shish kebab, skewering your opponent for 28 damage. You ponder the mystery of how the grill always looks empty, but seems to have an endless supply of food-related ammo.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 28 damage.
Round 1: You gain 28 Mojo Points
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 3: Liza Athlete spits a well-done hamburger patty at your opponent, charring her for 37 damage. You ponder the mystery of why anyone would eat well-done meat.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 37 damage.
Round 3: You gain 37 Mojo Points
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 58 Meat.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: Liza Athlete's bells jingle merrily.
Round 12: Liza Athlete blasts your foe with super-heated air, doing 22 damage. You see mystical shapes dancing in the heat waves.
Round 12: garbage tourist takes 22 damage.
Round 12: You gain 22 Mojo Points
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: Liza Athlete spits a flaming-hot hot dog at your opponent for 39 damage. Where did the hot dog come from? You ponder that conundrum.
Round 19: garbage tourist takes 39 damage.
Round 19: You gain 39 Mojo Points
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con II, when you and SleazyBear took turns doing benchpresses with VoidKid the Cantankerous's car. Wait, did that really happen?
After Battle: You gain 9 Fortitude
After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
Preference lovebugsMoxie changed from 1023 to 1028
After Battle: You gain 5 Cheek
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3492 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: Liza Athlete shows some glowing-coal teeth when she bends her grill top into a smile. (+10 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 10 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 15 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 26 Cheek
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 90 to 91
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1950 to 1951
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Galloping Grill (expected value of 947.4 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12312] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 defense.
Round 1: Liza Athlete blasts your foe with super-heated air, doing 28 damage. You see mystical shapes dancing in the heat waves.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 28 damage.
Round 1: You gain 28 Mojo Points
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 74 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Liza Athlete blasts your foe with super-heated air, doing 33 damage. You see mystical shapes dancing in the heat waves.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 33 damage.
Round 3: You gain 33 Mojo Points
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 4: Liza Athlete's bells jingle merrily.
Round 4: Liza Athlete spits a well-done hamburger patty at your opponent, charring her for 37 damage. You ponder the mystery of why anyone would eat well-done meat.
Round 4: garbage tourist takes 37 damage.
Round 4: You gain 37 Mojo Points
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: Liza Athlete belches hot smoke at your opponent for 21 damage, then says, "excuse me." You contemplate the mystery of a magically-animated belching grill.
Round 7: garbage tourist takes 21 damage.
Round 7: You gain 21 Mojo Points
Round 7: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con II, when you and PorkKid totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
After Battle: You gain 9 Roguishness
After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
Preference lovebugsItemDrop changed from 195 to 196
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2796 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: Liza Athlete shows some glowing-coal teeth when she bends her grill top into a smile. (+10 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 17 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 12 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 24 Cheek
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 91 to 92
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1951 to 1952
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Galloping Grill (expected value of 947.4 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12313] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: Liza Athlete pelts your opponent with red-hot coals, doing 36 damage. You contemplate the primal force that is fire.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 36 damage.
Round 1: You gain 36 Mojo Points
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: Liza Athlete spits out a red-hot shish kebab, skewering your opponent for 39 damage. You ponder the mystery of how the grill always looks empty, but seems to have an endless supply of food-related ammo.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 39 damage.
Round 2: You gain 39 Mojo Points
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: Liza Athlete's bells jingle merrily.
Round 4: Liza Athlete blasts your foe with super-heated air, doing 21 damage. You see mystical shapes dancing in the heat waves.
Round 4: garbage tourist takes 21 damage.
Round 4: You gain 21 Mojo Points
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 49 Meat.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 11: You lose 2 hit points
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: Liza Athlete's bells jingle merrily.
Round 12: Liza Athlete spits a flaming-hot hot dog at your opponent for 24 damage. Where did the hot dog come from? You ponder that conundrum.
Round 12: garbage tourist takes 24 damage.
Round 12: You gain 24 Mojo Points
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con XII, when you and FantasticBarbarian and Louis the Amazing won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness
After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
Preference lovebugsMuscle changed from 808 to 813
After Battle: You gain 5 Strongness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3156 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: Liza Athlete opens her grill top, showing a row of glowing coals arranged in a smile. (+10 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 14 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 14 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 24 Roguishness
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 92 to 93
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1952 to 1953
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Galloping Grill (expected value of 947.4 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12314] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 defense.
Round 1: Liza Athlete pelts your opponent with red-hot coals, doing 31 damage. You contemplate the primal force that is fire.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 31 damage.
Round 1: You gain 31 Mojo Points
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: Liza Athlete's bells jingle merrily.
Round 6: Liza Athlete spits out a red-hot shish kebab, skewering your opponent for 31 damage. You ponder the mystery of how the grill always looks empty, but seems to have an endless supply of food-related ammo.
Round 6: garbage tourist takes 31 damage.
Round 6: You gain 31 Mojo Points
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: Liza Athlete spits out a red-hot shish kebab, skewering your opponent for 33 damage. You ponder the mystery of how the grill always looks empty, but seems to have an endless supply of food-related ammo.
Round 8: garbage tourist takes 33 damage.
Round 8: You gain 33 Mojo Points
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: Liza Athlete's bells jingle merrily.
Round 13: Liza Athlete spits out a red-hot shish kebab, skewering your opponent for 39 damage. You ponder the mystery of how the grill always looks empty, but seems to have an endless supply of food-related ammo.
Round 13: garbage tourist takes 39 damage.
Round 13: You gain 39 Mojo Points
Round 13: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con V, when LankyFighter taught you to play that really complicated board game.
After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2856 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: A little pile of hot ashes falls out of the bottom of Liza Athlete.
You acquire an item: hot ashes
Preference _hotAshesDrops changed from 1 to 2
After Battle: Liza Athlete yips and smiles lovingly up at you. (+10 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 12 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 7 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 32 Sarcasm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 93 to 94
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1953 to 1954
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Blavious Kloop (expected value of 322.3 from familiar drops, 646.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
familiar Blavious Kloop (34 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1954 to 1955
Unequip Galloping Grill
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1955 to 1956
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1956 to 1957
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
equip pants repaid diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1957 to 1958
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1958 to 1959
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1959 to 1960
cast 1 Summon Taffy
You acquire an item: pulled red taffy
Preference libramSummons changed from 40 to 41
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1960 to 1961
[12315] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Encounter: horrible tourist family
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 13 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
You gain 45 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1025 damage.
You gain 560 Meat.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 9 defense.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con IX, when you and SuperBaby and Admiral Majestic won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: The Kloop does a dance, then it tips you a wink, / Like a wink from the Blinkers of Minker-Dink-Vink!
You gain 3741 Meat
After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10)
After Battle: You gain 10 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 7 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 21 Roguishness
You acquire an item: Arrow (+1)
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Preference _kloopCharge changed from 0 to 1
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1961 to 1962
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Blavious Kloop (expected value of 322.3 from familiar drops, 646.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12316] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to angry tourist
Encounter: angry tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: angry tourist takes 9 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: angry tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: angry tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 5: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: You lose 1 hit point
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 9: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 11: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 12: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 53 Meat.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 15: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 16: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: You lose 1 hit point
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 21: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: angry tourist takes 1001 damage.
You gain 573 Meat.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 8 attack power.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 5 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con VI, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
After Battle: You gain 7 Sarcasm
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: The Blavious Kloop tips a wink while it dances! / It winks like a fink while it dances and prances!
You gain 3210 Meat
After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us.
You acquire an item: expensive camera
You acquire an item: garbage juice slurpee
After Battle: You gain 12 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 21 Cheek
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to angry tourist
Preference _kloopCharge changed from 1 to 2
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1962 to 1963
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Blavious Kloop (expected value of 322.3 from familiar drops, 646.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12317] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 44 Meat.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1003 damage.
You gain 455 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con X, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
After Battle: You gain 8 Fortitude
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: With a wink, your Kloop dances a Blavious jig! / While he dances he sniffs and he snorts like a pig!
You gain 3168 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 8 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 10 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 19 Smarm
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Preference _kloopCharge changed from 2 to 3
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1963 to 1964
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Blavious Kloop (expected value of 322.3 from familiar drops, 646.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12318] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 67 Meat.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 7: You lose 2 hit points
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: You lose 2 hit points
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: You lose 2 hit points
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 21: You lose 2 hit points
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1052 damage.
You gain 583 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con IX, when you and MadWhatever took turns doing benchpresses with BearBaby the Tipsy's car. Wait, did that really happen?
After Battle: You gain 9 Strengthliness
After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
Preference lovebugsMysticality changed from 873 to 877
After Battle: You gain 4 Wizardliness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: This Kloop sure can dance! He can dance like a Spizzin! / He winks while he does it, just like a wild Flizzin!
You gain 3517 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 8 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 25 Roguishness
Preference _kloopCharge changed from 3 to 4
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1964 to 1965
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Blavious Kloop (expected value of 322.3 from familiar drops, 646.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12319] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist
Encounter: angry tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: angry tourist takes 9 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: angry tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: angry tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 80 Meat.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 10: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: You lose 1 hit point
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 12: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 15: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 16: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 17: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 18: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 19: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: angry tourist takes 1041 damage.
You gain 521 Meat.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 10 defense.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con XII, when Grace the Kind taught you to play that really complicated board game.
After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness
After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat.
Preference lovebugsMeatDrop changed from 54 to 55
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: The Blavious Kloop does a Blavious dance / And he shivers and winks in his Kloopish dance trance.
You gain 3030 Meat
After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us.
You acquire an item: cheap sunglasses
After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 10 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 22 Cheek
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist
Preference _kloopCharge changed from 4 to 5
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1965 to 1966
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Blavious Kloop (expected value of 322.3 from familiar drops, 646.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12320] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 57 Meat.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 15: You lose 1 hit point
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1048 damage.
You gain 468 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con II, when Pizza Savannah taught you to play that really complicated board game.
After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness
After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
Preference lovebugsItemDrop changed from 196 to 197
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: This Kloop sure can dance! He can dance like a Spizzin! / He winks while he does it, just like a wild Flizzin!
You gain 3140 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: Your Kloop drops at your feet a small leatherbound book / With a sly little smile and a mischievous look.
You acquire an item: devilish folio
Preference _kloopDrops changed from 0 to 1
After Battle: You gain 9 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 25 Cheek
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Preference _kloopCharge changed from 5 to 0
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1966 to 1967
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Rogue Program (expected value of 849.0 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
familiar Rogue Program (48 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1967 to 1968
Unequip Blavious Kloop
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1968 to 1969
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1969 to 1970
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
equip pants Pantsgiving
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1970 to 1971
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1971 to 1972
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1972 to 1973
[12321] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 defense.
Round 1: Roguey! tosses his identity disc at her for 27 damage, then invites you to drink some glowing blue liquid out of the disc. The whole thing's a little more intimate than you're comfortable with, but it's still refreshing.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 27 damage.
Round 1: You gain 27 Mojo Points
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: Roguey! de-rezzes her for 34 damage, then offers you a drink out of his identity disc. It's a little too intimate for your comfort, but it's still refreshing.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 34 damage.
Round 2: You gain 34 Mojo Points
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: Roguey! de-rezzes her for 40 damage, then offers you a drink out of his identity disc. It's a little too intimate for your comfort, but it's still refreshing.
Round 6: garbage tourist takes 40 damage.
Round 6: You gain 40 Mojo Points
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: Roguey! bounces his disc off of her for 29 damage, and it ricochets into you, giving you quite a shock.
Round 8: garbage tourist takes 29 damage.
Round 8: You gain 29 Mojo Points
Round 8: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con XII, when you armwrestled BurritoMaker. You lost, but it was a good workout!
After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2892 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 5 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 12 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 24 Smarm
You acquire an item: Eye Agate
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 94 to 95
Preference _rogueProgramCharge changed from 0 to 1
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1973 to 1974
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Rogue Program (expected value of 849.0 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12322] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 defense.
Round 1: Roguey! tosses his identity disc at her for 37 damage, then invites you to drink some glowing blue liquid out of the disc. The whole thing's a little more intimate than you're comfortable with, but it's still refreshing.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 37 damage.
Round 1: You gain 37 Mojo Points
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: Roguey!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 2: Roguey! tosses his identity disc at her for 36 damage, then invites you to drink some glowing blue liquid out of the disc. The whole thing's a little more intimate than you're comfortable with, but it's still refreshing.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 36 damage.
Round 2: You gain 36 Mojo Points
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 3: Roguey!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 3: Roguey! de-rezzes her for 35 damage, then offers you a drink out of his identity disc. It's a little too intimate for your comfort, but it's still refreshing.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 35 damage.
Round 3: You gain 35 Mojo Points
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con XII, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
After Battle: You gain 8 Strongness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2988 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: You gain 7 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 12 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 21 Cheek
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 95 to 96
Preference _rogueProgramCharge changed from 1 to 2
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1974 to 1975
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Rogue Program (expected value of 849.0 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12323] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: Roguey! de-rezzes her for 41 damage, then offers you a drink out of his identity disc. It's a little too intimate for your comfort, but it's still refreshing.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 41 damage.
Round 2: You gain 41 Mojo Points
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 47 Meat.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: Roguey! tosses his identity disc at her for 37 damage, then invites you to drink some glowing blue liquid out of the disc. The whole thing's a little more intimate than you're comfortable with, but it's still refreshing.
Round 5: garbage tourist takes 37 damage.
Round 5: You gain 37 Mojo Points
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: Roguey! bounces his disc off of her for 29 damage, and it ricochets into you, giving you quite a shock.
Round 8: garbage tourist takes 29 damage.
Round 8: You gain 29 Mojo Points
Round 8: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 9: garbage tourist takes 1025 damage.
You gain 440 Meat.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 8 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 8 defense.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con VII, when SexyKid gave you that delicious drink. It was so good! You go into your kitchen and try to recreate it.
You acquire an item: expensive champagne
After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
Preference lovebugsItemDrop changed from 197 to 198
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2952 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 12 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 22 Chutzpah
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 96 to 97
Preference _rogueProgramCharge changed from 2 to 3
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1975 to 1976
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Rogue Program (expected value of 849.0 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12324] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Encounter: horrible tourist family
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 9 damage.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 16 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 13 defense.
Round 1: Roguey!'s bells jingle merrily.
Round 1: Roguey! de-rezzes them for 41 damage, then offers you a drink out of his identity disc. It's a little too intimate for your comfort, but it's still refreshing.
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 41 damage.
Round 1: You gain 41 Mojo Points
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: Roguey! tosses his identity disc at them for 23 damage, then invites you to drink some glowing blue liquid out of the disc. The whole thing's a little more intimate than you're comfortable with, but it's still refreshing.
Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 23 damage.
Round 2: You gain 23 Mojo Points
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Roguey! tosses his identity disc at them for 21 damage, then invites you to drink some glowing blue liquid out of the disc. The whole thing's a little more intimate than you're comfortable with, but it's still refreshing.
Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 21 damage.
Round 3: You gain 21 Mojo Points
Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
You gain 74 Meat.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: Roguey! de-rezzes them for 38 damage, then offers you a drink out of his identity disc. It's a little too intimate for your comfort, but it's still refreshing.
Round 5: horrible tourist family takes 38 damage.
Round 5: You gain 38 Mojo Points
Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VI, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness
After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
Preference lovebugsMoxie changed from 1028 to 1033
After Battle: You gain 5 Cheek
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2724 Meat
After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10)
After Battle: Roguey! says "Please accept this token of my devotion to my user," and hands you an actual, literal token. Now that you think of it, you actually are kind of using him. Is this really a healthy relationship?
You acquire an item: Game Grid token
Preference _tokenDrops changed from 4 to 5
After Battle: You gain 12 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 4 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 25 Chutzpah
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 97 to 98
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Preference _rogueProgramCharge changed from 3 to 0
Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from false to true
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1976 to 1977
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Blavious Kloop (expected value of 285.5 from familiar drops, 646.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
familiar Blavious Kloop (34 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1977 to 1978
Unequip Rogue Program
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1978 to 1979
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1979 to 1980
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
equip pants repaid diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1980 to 1981
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1981 to 1982
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1982 to 1983
[12325] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby
Encounter: This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby
Took choice 1073/1: gain stats and meat
choice.php?whichchoice=1073&option=1&pwd
You gain 170 Fortitude
You gain 179 Mysteriousness
You gain 210 Cheek
You gain 1,761 Meat
Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from true to false
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1983 to 1984
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Crimbo Shrub (expected value of 2500.0 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
familiar Crimbo Shrub (37 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1984 to 1985
Unequip Blavious Kloop
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1985 to 1986
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1986 to 1987
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
equip pants Pantsgiving
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1987 to 1988
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1988 to 1989
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Open a Big Red Present;skill Open a Big Red Present;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Open a Big Red Present;skill Open a Big Red Present;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1989 to 1990
[12326] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage.
You gain 2,561 Meat.
You acquire an effect: Everything Looks Red (99)
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 16 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 14 defense.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 51 Meat.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1059 damage.
You gain 510 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con V, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat.
Preference lovebugsMeatDrop changed from 55 to 56
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3086 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: "Oh no!" Woddeus says, "you're hurt! Here, have some fresh baked Crimbo cookies! Delicious, aren't they? Want some more? Have some more! I have fudge, too! And fruitcake! EAT MORE!"
After Battle: You gain 34 hit points
After Battle: Woddeus is so excited about Crimbo that he starts doing backflips. (+8 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 13 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 7 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 30 Roguishness
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 98 to 99
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1990 to 1991
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Blavious Kloop (expected value of 285.5 from familiar drops, 646.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
familiar Blavious Kloop (34 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1991 to 1992
Unequip Crimbo Shrub
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1992 to 1993
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1993 to 1994
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
equip pants repaid diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1994 to 1995
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1995 to 1996
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1996 to 1997
[12327] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 67 Meat.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1024 damage.
You gain 526 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con X, when DankSpaghettiChief taught you to play that really complicated board game.
After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: The Kloop does a waltz with a skip and a hop / And he winks while his little Kloop hooves go klip-klop!
You gain 3601 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: normal barrel
After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 10 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 18 Sarcasm
You acquire an item: Lapis Lazuli
Preference _kloopCharge changed from 0 to 1
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1997 to 1998
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Blavious Kloop (expected value of 285.5 from familiar drops, 646.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12328] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Encounter: horrible tourist family
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 13 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
You gain 66 Meat.
Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: You lose 2 hit points
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 17: You lose 2 hit points
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1038 damage.
You gain 585 Meat.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 8 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 7 defense.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con VI, when you and SealGirl took turns doing benchpresses with PizzaBoy's car. Wait, did that really happen?
After Battle: You gain 9 Strengthliness
After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat.
Preference lovebugsMeatDrop changed from 56 to 57
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: The Kloop dances hard, like he's in a Kloop troupe! / Then he winks like a saucy troupe Kloop who's no dupe!
You gain 3511 Meat
After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10)
You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks
After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 24 Sarcasm
You acquire an item: Arrow (+1)
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Preference _kloopCharge changed from 1 to 2
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1998 to 1999
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Blavious Kloop (expected value of 285.5 from familiar drops, 646.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12329] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 73 Meat.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1038 damage.
You gain 474 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con IX, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place...
You acquire an item: oil of oiliness
After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat.
Preference lovebugsMeatDrop changed from 57 to 58
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: The Blavious Kloop tips a wink while it dances! / It winks like a fink while it dances and prances!
You gain 3610 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: You gain 9 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 11 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 18 Sarcasm
You acquire an item: Azurite
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Preference _kloopCharge changed from 2 to 3
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 1999 to 2000
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Blavious Kloop (expected value of 285.5 from familiar drops, 646.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12330] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Encounter: horrible tourist family
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 14 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
You gain 49 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1023 damage.
You gain 569 Meat.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 8 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 5 defense.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con VI, when you and FluffyAccount and Countess Pimp won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness
After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
Preference lovebugsMuscle changed from 813 to 818
After Battle: You gain 5 Muscleboundness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: The Kloop dances like it has ants in its pants! / And it winks while it does its ants-pants-fancy-dance!
You gain 2945 Meat
After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10)
You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks
You acquire an item: normal barrel
After Battle: Your Kloop drops at your feet a small leatherbound book / With a sly little smile and a mischievous look.
You acquire an item: devilish folio
Preference _kloopDrops changed from 1 to 2
After Battle: You gain 11 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 7 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 19 Sarcasm
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Preference _kloopCharge changed from 3 to 0
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2000 to 2001
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Galloping Grill (expected value of 828.6 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
familiar Galloping Grill (46 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2001 to 2002
Unequip Blavious Kloop
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2002 to 2003
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2003 to 2004
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
equip pants Pantsgiving
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2004 to 2005
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2005 to 2006
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2006 to 2007
[12331] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 12 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: Liza Athlete blasts your foe with super-heated air, doing 31 damage. You see mystical shapes dancing in the heat waves.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 31 damage.
Round 1: You gain 31 Mojo Points
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 41 Meat.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: Liza Athlete spits out a red-hot shish kebab, skewering your opponent for 35 damage. You ponder the mystery of how the grill always looks empty, but seems to have an endless supply of food-related ammo.
Round 4: garbage tourist takes 35 damage.
Round 4: You gain 35 Mojo Points
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: Liza Athlete spits out a red-hot shish kebab, skewering your opponent for 34 damage. You ponder the mystery of how the grill always looks empty, but seems to have an endless supply of food-related ammo.
Round 8: garbage tourist takes 34 damage.
Round 8: You gain 34 Mojo Points
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 9: garbage tourist takes 1043 damage.
You gain 416 Meat.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 8 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 10 defense.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IV, when you and Cheesy Paco totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
After Battle: You gain 8 Smarm
After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
Preference lovebugsMysticality changed from 877 to 881
After Battle: You gain 4 Enchantedness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2952 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Liza Athlete opens her grill top, showing a row of glowing coals arranged in a smile. (+10 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 9 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 32 Cheek
You gain a Moxie point!
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 99 to 100
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2007 to 2008
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Galloping Grill (expected value of 828.6 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12332] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 20 defense.
Round 1: Liza Athlete blasts your foe with super-heated air, doing 37 damage. You see mystical shapes dancing in the heat waves.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 37 damage.
Round 1: You gain 37 Mojo Points
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 61 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: Liza Athlete spits a flaming-hot hot dog at your opponent for 36 damage. Where did the hot dog come from? You ponder that conundrum.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 36 damage.
Round 2: You gain 36 Mojo Points
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: Liza Athlete's bells jingle merrily.
Round 4: Liza Athlete spits out a red-hot shish kebab, skewering your opponent for 20 damage. You ponder the mystery of how the grill always looks empty, but seems to have an endless supply of food-related ammo.
Round 4: garbage tourist takes 20 damage.
Round 4: You gain 20 Mojo Points
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: Liza Athlete's bells jingle merrily.
Round 5: Liza Athlete spits a flaming-hot hot dog at your opponent for 23 damage. Where did the hot dog come from? You ponder that conundrum.
Round 5: garbage tourist takes 23 damage.
Round 5: You gain 23 Mojo Points
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con IX, when you and UncannyClaudius took turns doing benchpresses with SuperElla's car. Wait, did that really happen?
After Battle: You gain 9 Strongness
After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
Preference lovebugsMysticality changed from 881 to 885
After Battle: You gain 4 Wizardliness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2664 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: A little pile of hot ashes falls out of the bottom of Liza Athlete.
You acquire an item: hot ashes
Preference _hotAshesDrops changed from 2 to 3
After Battle: Liza Athlete rolls over, sits up and begs, and bends her grill top in a big smile. (+10 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 11 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 7 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 32 Cheek
You acquire an item: Arrow (+1)
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 100 to 101
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2008 to 2009
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Blavious Kloop (expected value of 249.7 from familiar drops, 646.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
familiar Blavious Kloop (34 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2009 to 2010
Unequip Galloping Grill
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2010 to 2011
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2011 to 2012
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
equip pants repaid diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2012 to 2013
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2013 to 2014
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2014 to 2015
[12333] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist
Encounter: angry tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: angry tourist takes 14 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: angry tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: angry tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 69 Meat.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 7: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 10: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 12: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 13: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 14: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 15: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 15: You lose 1 hit point
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 19: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 20: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 21: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: angry tourist takes 1064 damage.
You gain 404 Meat.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 10 attack power.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 6 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con II, when you and Mister Rotten took turns doing benchpresses with DankGovernment's car. Wait, did that really happen?
After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Have you seen a Kloop dance? Yes you did! You just did! / Then he winks a great wink with one Kloopy eyelid!
You gain 3894 Meat
After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us.
You acquire an item: garbage juice slurpee
After Battle: You gain 2 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 18 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 19 Sarcasm
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist
Preference _kloopCharge changed from 0 to 1
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2015 to 2016
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Blavious Kloop (expected value of 249.7 from familiar drops, 646.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12334] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 45 Meat.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1035 damage.
You gain 526 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con V, when you and PimpWarrior and Burrito Alexis won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: The Kloop does a dance, then it tips you a wink, / Like a wink from the Blinkers of Minker-Dink-Vink!
You gain 3224 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 21 Cheek
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Preference _kloopCharge changed from 1 to 2
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2016 to 2017
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Blavious Kloop (expected value of 249.7 from familiar drops, 646.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12335] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 59 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 18: You lose 2 hit points
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 21: You lose 1 hit point
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1027 damage.
You gain 558 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
After Battle: You gain 6 Cheek
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: This Kloop sure can dance! He can dance like a Spizzin! / He winks while he does it, just like a wild Flizzin!
You gain 3112 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: Your Kloop drops at your feet a small leatherbound book / With a sly little smile and a mischievous look.
You acquire an item: devilish folio
Preference _kloopDrops changed from 2 to 3
After Battle: You gain 8 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 27 Roguishness
Preference _kloopCharge changed from 2 to 0
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2017 to 2018
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Blavious Kloop (expected value of 216.0 from familiar drops, 646.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12336] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 66 Meat.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1057 damage.
You gain 592 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con VIII, when both FantasticPunk and FluffyChef complimented you on your dancing.
After Battle: You gain 9 Cheek
After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
Preference lovebugsMysticality changed from 885 to 889
After Battle: You gain 4 Enchantedness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: The Kloop dances like it has ants in its pants! / And it winks while it does its ants-pants-fancy-dance!
You gain 3559 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: You gain 13 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 20 Chutzpah
Preference _kloopCharge changed from 0 to 1
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2018 to 2019
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Blavious Kloop (expected value of 216.0 from familiar drops, 646.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12337] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to Knob Goblin Embezzler
Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler
Preference _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonsterCount changed from 103 to 104
Preference relayCounters changed from 13316:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif to
Preference relayCounters changed from to 13386:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 14 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2019 to 2020
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
> In fight, trying to get away to return items to stash...
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Round 1: mx indigo attacks!
Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 1081 damage.
You gain 699 Meat.
Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 6 attack power.
Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 6 defense.
Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 7 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con V, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
After Battle: You gain 8 Strongness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: The Kloop does a dance, then it tips you a wink, / Like a wink from the Blinkers of Minker-Dink-Vink!
You gain 9489 Meat
After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm.
You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor
You acquire an item: embezzler's oil
After Battle: You gain 8 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 10 Smarm
You acquire an item: Arrow (+1)
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to Knob Goblin Embezzler
Preference _kloopCharge changed from 1 to 2
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2020 to 2021
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2021 to 2022
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2022 to 2023
unequip pants
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2023 to 2024
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2024 to 2025
add to stash: 1 repaid diaper
> Returned repaid diaper to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
unequip acc1
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2025 to 2026
add to stash: 1 mafia pointer finger ring
> Returned mafia pointer finger ring to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2026 to 2027
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2027 to 2028
Preference logPreferenceChange changed from true to false
> You fought 6 Knob Goblin Embezzler at the beginning of the day, and an additional 0 digitized Knob Goblin Embezzler throughout the day. Good work, probably!
> Including this, you have fought 88 across all ascensions today
> Extreme Items:
> 3 Game Grid token worth 13473 total
> 3 hot ashes worth 9720 total
> 2 bowl of marinade worth 9540 total
> -8 Mountain Stream soda worth -1944 total
> 1 embezzler's oil worth 5 total
> 1 scroll of protection from lycanthropes worth 10 total
> This run of garbo, across 60 turns you generated 310,376 meat, with 225,092 raw meat and 85,284 from items
> So far today, across 233 turns you generated 2,167,058 meat, with 1,269,000 raw meat and 898,058 from items
> Using adventure value 5000.
> Local Version: 29c29418a70264f32aa9140c07cee65091eb5e94 (built from main@1359e614c80d46351c52bd2489cedcb81d117dd9)
> Garbo is up to date!
> Collecting garbage!
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference dontStopForCounters changed from false to true
Preference hpAutoRecovery changed from 0.6 to -0.05
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 1.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecovery changed from 0.05 to -0.05
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.2 to 0
Preference currentMood changed from default to apathetic
Preference libramSkillsSoftcore changed from all to none
Preference valueOfInventory changed from 1.8 to 2
Preference choiceAdventure1108 changed from 3 to 1
Preference choiceAdventure1340 changed from 0 to 1
Preference choiceAdventure1341 changed from 0 to 1
Preference shadowLabyrinthGoal changed from browser to effects
cast 5 Disco Leer
You acquire an effect: Disco Leer (50)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2033 to 2034
cast 5 Leash of Linguini
You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (50)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2034 to 2035
cast 5 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (50)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2035 to 2036
cast 5 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (50)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2036 to 2037
cast 5 Pride of the Puffin
You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (50)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2037 to 2038
cast 2 Drescher's Annoying Noise
You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (40)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2038 to 2039
cast 2 Disco Aerobics
You acquire an effect: Disco State of Mind (10)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2039 to 2040
cast 2 Moxie of the Mariachi
You acquire an effect: Mariachi Mood (10)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2040 to 2041
cast 2 Sauce Contemplation
You acquire an effect: Saucemastery (10)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2041 to 2042
cast 2 Seal Clubbing Frenzy
You acquire an effect: Seal Clubbing Frenzy (10)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2042 to 2043
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2043 to 2044
remove from stash: 1 repaid diaper
You acquire an item: repaid diaper
> Took repaid diaper from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2044 to 2045
remove from stash: 1 mafia pointer finger ring
You acquire an item: mafia pointer finger ring
> Took mafia pointer finger ring from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2045 to 2046
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> Skipping fancy chocolate sculpture; too expensive (71890 > 30000).
mallsearch "possessed sugar cube"
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
>
> Executing Daily Familiars/Moveable feast
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
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You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
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>
> Executing Daily/Configure I Voted! Sticker
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
>
> Executing Daily/Verify Horsery
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
>
> Executing Daily/Check Barf Mountain Quest
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
Visiting the Employee Assignment Kiosk
>
> Executing Daily Items/Clear Existing Rufus Quest
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
>
> Executing Daily Items/Treat
familiar Trick-or-Treating Tot (28 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2049 to 2050
Unequip Blavious Kloop
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2050 to 2051
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2051 to 2052
equip weapon porcelain police baton
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2052 to 2053
equip off-hand porcelain pepper mill
equip hat porcelain porkpie
equip back porcelain pelerine
equip pants porcelain plus-fours
equip acc1 porcelain phantom mask
> CCS: [default]\n "abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!";"
> Autoattack macro: abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!";
place.php?whichplace=town&action=town_trickortreat
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference choiceAdventure1324 changed from 0 to 5
Preference choiceAdventure1387 changed from to 2
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Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
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>
> Executing Free Fight/Trick
familiar Obtuse Angel (37 lbs)
Unequip Trick-or-Treating Tot
equip familiar amulet coin
equip hat wolfman mask
Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -hat, 142.2 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.71 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
equip weapon cursed pirate cutlass
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2053 to 2054
equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2054 to 2055
equip back Buddy Bjorn
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2055 to 2056
equip shirt Stephen's lab coat
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2056 to 2057
equip pants repaid diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2057 to 2058
equip acc1 Belt of Loathing
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2058 to 2059
equip acc2 bakelite badge
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2059 to 2060
equip acc3 Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2060 to 2061
equip familiar Snow Suit
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Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Tailor the Snow Suit
Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit
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Took choice 640/5: Restores 1-10 MP after combat
choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=5
Preference snowsuit changed from nose to hat
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> Maximize: Familiar Weight
Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit
Took choice 640/3: +10% item drops, can drop carrot nose
choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=3
Preference snowsuit changed from hat to nose
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2065 to 2066
equip hat Crown of Thrones
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2066 to 2067
enthrone none
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2067 to 2068
equip hat wolfman mask
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2068 to 2069
bjornify Flaming Gravy Fairy (83 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2069 to 2070
> CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2070 to 2071
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2071 to 2072
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference nextAdventure changed from Barf Mountain to None
Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Barf Mountain
Maximizer: MP
equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2072 to 2073
equip weapon frying brainpan
equip off-hand red wagon
equip back carpe
equip shirt sea salt scrubs
equip pants Jeans of Loathing
equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch
equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet
equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze
equip familiar Mayflower bouquet
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2073 to 2074
remove from stash: 1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card
You acquire an item: Platinum Yendorian Express Card
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2074 to 2075
> Took Platinum Yendorian Express Card from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2075 to 2076
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2076 to 2077
add to stash: 1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2077 to 2078
> Returned Platinum Yendorian Express Card to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2078 to 2079
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
equip weapon haiku katana
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2079 to 2080
equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring
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Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe"
equip hat Crown of Thrones
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equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2082 to 2083
equip shirt origami pasties
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2083 to 2084
equip pants Pantsgiving
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2084 to 2085
equip acc2 cheap sunglasses
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2085 to 2086
equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2086 to 2087
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2087 to 2088
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2088 to 2089
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
equip back Buddy Bjorn
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bjornify none
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2090 to 2091
equip back carpe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2091 to 2092
enthrone Flaming Gravy Fairy (35 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2092 to 2093
equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2093 to 2094
equip weapon frying brainpan
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2094 to 2095
equip off-hand red wagon
equip shirt sea salt scrubs
equip pants Jeans of Loathing
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2095 to 2096
equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch
equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet
equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze
equip familiar Mayflower bouquet
familiar Hobo Monkey (35 lbs)
equip familiar amulet coin
equip weapon haiku katana
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2096 to 2097
equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2097 to 2098
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe"
equip hat Crown of Thrones
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2098 to 2099
equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2099 to 2100
equip shirt origami pasties
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2100 to 2101
equip pants repaid diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2101 to 2102
equip acc2 cheap sunglasses
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2102 to 2103
equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2103 to 2104
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2104 to 2105
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
familiar Obtuse Angel (53 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2105 to 2106
equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2106 to 2107
equip weapon frying brainpan
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2107 to 2108
equip off-hand red wagon
equip shirt sea salt scrubs
equip pants Jeans of Loathing
equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch
equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet
equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze
familiar Bloovian Groose (35 lbs)
Unequip Hobo Monkey
equip familiar amulet coin
equip weapon haiku katana
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2108 to 2109
equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2109 to 2110
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe"
equip hat Crown of Thrones
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2110 to 2111
equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2111 to 2112
equip shirt origami pasties
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2112 to 2113
equip pants repaid diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2113 to 2114
equip acc2 cheap sunglasses
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2114 to 2115
equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2115 to 2116
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2116 to 2117
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
familiar Obtuse Angel (53 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2117 to 2118
equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2118 to 2119
equip weapon frying brainpan
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2119 to 2120
equip off-hand red wagon
equip shirt sea salt scrubs
equip pants Jeans of Loathing
equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch
equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet
equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze
> Choosing to use Blavious Kloop (expected value of 216.0 from familiar drops, 646.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
familiar Blavious Kloop (34 lbs)
Unequip Bloovian Groose
equip familiar amulet coin
equip weapon haiku katana
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2120 to 2121
equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2121 to 2122
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
equip hat Crown of Thrones
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2122 to 2123
equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2123 to 2124
equip shirt origami pasties
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2124 to 2125
equip pants repaid diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2125 to 2126
equip acc2 cheap sunglasses
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2126 to 2127
equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2127 to 2128
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2128 to 2129
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2129 to 2130
[12338] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from Tailor the Snow Suit to horrible tourist family
Encounter: horrible tourist family
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 10 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 59 Meat.
Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1048 damage.
You gain 462 Meat.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 10 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 7 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IV, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
After Battle: You gain 8 Strengthliness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Have you seen a Kloop dance? Yes you did! You just did! / Then he winks a great wink with one Kloopy eyelid!
You gain 3224 Meat
After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10)
After Battle: You gain 11 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 10 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 17 Cheek
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to horrible tourist family
Preference _kloopCharge changed from 2 to 3
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2130 to 2131
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Blavious Kloop (expected value of 216.0 from familiar drops, 646.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12339] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 45 Meat.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: You lose 2 hit points
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1019 damage.
You gain 453 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con XII, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place...
You acquire an item: Hersey™ SMOOCH
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: The Blavious Kloop tips a wink while it dances! / It winks like a fink while it dances and prances!
You gain 3057 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: normal barrel
After Battle: You gain 6 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 12 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 20 Smarm
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Preference _kloopCharge changed from 3 to 4
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2131 to 2132
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Blavious Kloop (expected value of 216.0 from familiar drops, 646.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12340] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 77 Meat.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1070 damage.
You gain 599 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con II, when you and MajesticChief the Drunk and DiscoWarrior won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: With a wink, your Kloop dances a Blavious jig! / While he dances he sniffs and he snorts like a pig!
You gain 3350 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 11 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 18 Smarm
Preference _kloopCharge changed from 4 to 5
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2132 to 2133
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Blavious Kloop (expected value of 216.0 from familiar drops, 646.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12341] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 80 Meat.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: You lose 2 hit points
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 12: You lose 2 hit points
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1045 damage.
You gain 557 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con X, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: The Kloop does a waltz with a skip and a hop / And he winks while his little Kloop hooves go klip-klop!
You gain 3168 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Your Kloop drops at your feet a small leatherbound book / With a sly little smile and a mischievous look.
You acquire an item: devilish folio
Preference _kloopDrops changed from 3 to 4
After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 8 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 21 Chutzpah
Preference _kloopCharge changed from 5 to 0
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2133 to 2134
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Blavious Kloop (expected value of 184.6 from familiar drops, 646.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12342] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 70 Meat.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1035 damage.
You gain 553 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IX, when you armwrestled BurritoPerry. You lost, but it was a good workout!
After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness
After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat.
Preference lovebugsMeatDrop changed from 58 to 59
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Have you seen a Kloop dance? Yes you did! You just did! / Then he winks a great wink with one Kloopy eyelid!
You gain 4007 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 6 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 10 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 22 Sarcasm
Preference _kloopCharge changed from 0 to 1
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2134 to 2135
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Blavious Kloop (expected value of 184.6 from familiar drops, 646.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12343] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: You lose 2 hit points
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 75 Meat.
Round 10: You lose 3 hit points
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1019 damage.
You gain 548 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con V, when you and SteakWhatever totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
After Battle: You gain 9 Cheek
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: The Kloop dances hard, like he's in a Kloop troupe! / Then he winks like a saucy troupe Kloop who's no dupe!
You gain 3545 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 12 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 10 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 17 Cheek
Preference _kloopCharge changed from 1 to 2
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2135 to 2136
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Blavious Kloop (expected value of 184.6 from familiar drops, 646.2 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12344] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage.
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: You lose 2 hit points
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: You lose 2 hit points
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 46 Meat.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1044 damage.
You gain 431 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con X, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
After Battle: You gain 6 Roguishness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: This Kloop sure can dance! He can dance like a Spizzin! / He winks while he does it, just like a wild Flizzin!
You gain 3433 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: Your Kloop drops at your feet a small leatherbound book / With a sly little smile and a mischievous look.
You acquire an item: devilish folio
Preference _kloopDrops changed from 4 to 5
After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 20 Chutzpah
Preference _kloopCharge changed from 2 to 0
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2136 to 2137
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 63.8 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
familiar Obtuse Angel (53 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2137 to 2138
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
equip pants Pantsgiving
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2138 to 2139
Unequip Blavious Kloop
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2139 to 2140
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2140 to 2141
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2141 to 2142
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2142 to 2143
[12345] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 79 Meat.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: You lose 3 hit points
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 20: You lose 2 hit points
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1081 damage.
You gain 487 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VII, when you armwrestled Admiral Pork. You lost, but it was a good workout!
After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3216 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
After Battle: You gain 10 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 7 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 24 Roguishness
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 101 to 102
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2143 to 2144
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 63.8 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12346] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 65 Meat.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1069 damage.
You gain 407 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VIII, when both KetchupMaiden the Current and FusilliBarbarian complimented you on your dancing.
After Battle: You gain 9 Roguishness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3276 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 10 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 22 Cheek
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 102 to 103
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2144 to 2145
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 63.8 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12347] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist
Encounter: angry tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: angry tourist takes 14 damage.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 19 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 18 defense.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: angry tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: angry tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 4: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 4: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 54 Meat.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 11: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 13: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 15: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 16: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 17: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 18: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 19: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: angry tourist takes 1065 damage.
You gain 425 Meat.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 6 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con II, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
After Battle: You gain 6 Cheek
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3048 Meat
After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us.
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: normal barrel
After Battle: You gain 16 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 17 Cheek
You acquire an item: Arrow (+1)
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 103 to 104
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2145 to 2146
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 63.8 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12348] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to horrible tourist family
Encounter: horrible tourist family
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 10 damage.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 17 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 13 defense.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 65 Meat.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: You lose 1 hit point
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1045 damage.
You gain 437 Meat.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 5 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 6 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IV, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2724 Meat
After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10)
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: expensive camera
After Battle: You gain 11 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 24 Chutzpah
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 104 to 105
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to horrible tourist family
Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from false to true
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2146 to 2147
>
> Executing Postcombat/Fun-Guy Spores
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2147 to 2148
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 63.8 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2148 to 2149
[12349] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby
Encounter: This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby
Took choice 1073/1: gain stats and meat
choice.php?whichchoice=1073&option=1&pwd
You gain 197 Beefiness
You gain 189 Wizardliness
You gain 216 Sarcasm
You gain 1,694 Meat
Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from true to false
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2149 to 2150
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 63.8 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12350] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 12 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 12 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 60 Meat.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: You lose 3 hit points
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1046 damage.
You gain 436 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con XI, when both NoodleSeal and DankMonster complimented you on your dancing.
After Battle: You gain 9 Chutzpah
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2448 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
After Battle: You gain 7 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 11 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 21 Chutzpah
You acquire an item: Azurite
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 105 to 106
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2150 to 2151
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 63.8 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12351] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 73 Meat.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1059 damage.
You gain 600 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con X, when you and AmazingFoodDancer totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
After Battle: You gain 8 Cheek
After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
Preference lovebugsMuscle changed from 818 to 822
After Battle: You gain 4 Strongness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3156 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 10 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 21 Cheek
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 106 to 107
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2151 to 2152
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 63.8 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 32 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2152 to 2153
[12352] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 20 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 75 Meat.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1052 damage.
You gain 505 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con 3-D, when Miss Mad taught you to play that really complicated board game.
After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3060 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 7 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 10 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 25 Cheek
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 107 to 108
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2153 to 2154
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 63.8 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12353] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 46 Meat.
Round 5: You lose 3 hit points
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: You lose 1 hit point
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1043 damage.
You gain 453 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con IX, when you and Admiral Cheese and MadMythicPicture won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3024 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
After Battle: You gain 15 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 19 Roguishness
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 108 to 109
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2154 to 2155
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 63.8 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 36 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2155 to 2156
[12354] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 55 Meat.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: You lose 3 hit points
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1035 damage.
You gain 524 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VII, when you and Cheese Tucker totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
After Battle: You gain 9 Chutzpah
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2940 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 9 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 24 Smarm
You acquire an item: Azurite
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 109 to 110
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2156 to 2157
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 63.8 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12355] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: You lose 3 hit points
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 44 Meat.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: You lose 2 hit points
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1048 damage.
You gain 582 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con VII, when both BaconGirl and Tomas the Panda complimented you on your dancing.
After Battle: You gain 9 Chutzpah
After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
Preference lovebugsMoxie changed from 1033 to 1039
After Battle: You gain 6 Sarcasm
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3252 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: normal barrel
After Battle: You gain 14 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 21 Chutzpah
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 110 to 111
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2157 to 2158
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 63.8 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 31 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2158 to 2159
[12356] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Encounter: horrible tourist family
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 13 damage.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 19 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 16 defense.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
You gain 49 Meat.
Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: You lose 1 hit point
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1044 damage.
You gain 562 Meat.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 8 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 5 defense.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VIII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
After Battle: You gain 7 Cheek
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2904 Meat
After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10)
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: expensive camera
You acquire an item: filthy child leash
After Battle: You gain 9 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 13 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 19 Sarcasm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 111 to 112
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2159 to 2160
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 63.8 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12357] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 64 Meat.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1062 damage.
You gain 541 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con IX, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
After Battle: You gain 8 Strengthliness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2832 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 14 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 17 Roguishness
You acquire an item: scroll of protection from lycanthropes
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 112 to 113
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2160 to 2161
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 63.8 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 38 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2161 to 2162
[12358] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to Doggy Heaven
Encounter: Doggy Heaven
You acquire an item: FunFunds™
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2162 to 2163
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 63.8 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12358] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from Doggy Heaven to angry tourist
Encounter: angry tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: angry tourist takes 13 damage.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 15 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 19 defense.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: angry tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 59 Meat.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: angry tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 10: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 12: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 15: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 16: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 18: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 19: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 21: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: angry tourist takes 1081 damage.
You gain 599 Meat.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 10 attack power.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 7 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con XI, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
After Battle: You gain 6 Sarcasm
After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat.
Preference lovebugsMeatDrop changed from 59 to 60
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3159 Meat
After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us.
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: garbage juice slurpee
After Battle: You gain 7 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 11 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 22 Cheek
You acquire an item: scroll of protection from lycanthropes
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 113 to 114
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2163 to 2164
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 63.8 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12359] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 12 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 78 Meat.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1069 damage.
You gain 595 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con XI, when you and Gabrielle the Wonderful and Rum Timmy won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3264 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 7 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 12 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 21 Roguishness
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 114 to 115
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2164 to 2165
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 63.8 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 32 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2165 to 2166
[12360] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 65 Meat.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 5: You lose 3 hit points
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1053 damage.
You gain 400 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con V, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place...
You acquire an item: spooky nuggets
Your familiar gains a pound: Cutey!, the 19 lb. Obtuse Angel
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3576 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 12 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 20 Roguishness
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 115 to 116
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2166 to 2167
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12361] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 46 Meat.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 14: You lose 2 hit points
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1078 damage.
You gain 593 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con VI, when you and FantasticKing totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
After Battle: You gain 8 Sarcasm
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3204 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 14 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 7 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 19 Smarm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 116 to 117
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2167 to 2168
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 39 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2168 to 2169
[12362] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 49 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 12: You lose 2 hit points
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1059 damage.
You gain 471 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con XII, when you armwrestled WhiskeySeal. You lost, but it was a good workout!
After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3420 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 7 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 7 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 27 Roguishness
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 117 to 118
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2169 to 2170
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12363] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 71 Meat.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: You lose 3 hit points
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1043 damage.
You gain 415 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con X, when both MajesticAgent the Fantastic and Valeria the Barbarian complimented you on your dancing.
After Battle: You gain 9 Cheek
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3264 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: normal barrel
You acquire an item: time's arrow
After Battle: You gain 12 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 20 Roguishness
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 118 to 119
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2170 to 2171
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 37 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2171 to 2172
[12364] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist
Encounter: angry tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: angry tourist takes 9 damage.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 20 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 19 defense.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: angry tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: angry tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 72 Meat.
Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 13: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 16: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 16: You lose 1 hit point
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 17: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 18: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 19: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 21: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 21: You lose 1 hit point
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: angry tourist takes 1067 damage.
You gain 412 Meat.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 6 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con VII, when you and SteakKitten the Ribbed took turns doing benchpresses with SuperBarbarian's car. Wait, did that really happen?
After Battle: You gain 9 Strengthliness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2916 Meat
After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us.
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: How to Avoid Scams
You acquire an item: garbage juice slurpee
After Battle: You gain 8 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 24 Sarcasm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 119 to 120
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2172 to 2173
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12365] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 44 Meat.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1067 damage.
You gain 408 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con XI, when both MadNiles and Niles the Golden complimented you on your dancing.
After Battle: You gain 10 Sarcasm
After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
Preference lovebugsMoxie changed from 1039 to 1043
After Battle: You gain 4 Roguishness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3492 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 11 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 19 Cheek
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 120 to 121
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2173 to 2174
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12366] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 40 Meat.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1073 damage.
You gain 416 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con V, when you armwrestled Lady Omega. You lost, but it was a good workout!
After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3048 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: normal barrel
You acquire an item: arrowgram
After Battle: You gain 6 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 25 Sarcasm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 121 to 122
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2174 to 2175
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 38 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2175 to 2176
[12367] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 79 Meat.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1065 damage.
You gain 404 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con IX, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
After Battle: You gain 6 Sarcasm
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3084 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 13 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 7 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 21 Smarm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 122 to 123
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2176 to 2177
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12368] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 44 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1064 damage.
You gain 495 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con IX, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2568 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
After Battle: You gain 8 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 11 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 21 Cheek
You acquire an item: Lapis Lazuli
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 123 to 124
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2177 to 2178
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 32 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2178 to 2179
[12369] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Encounter: horrible tourist family
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 9 damage.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 18 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 19 defense.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
You gain 58 Meat.
Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: You lose 2 hit points
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1064 damage.
You gain 579 Meat.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 5 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 5 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con IV, when you and Lady Ketchup and WonderAlexis won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3000 Meat
After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10)
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: expensive camera
You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks
After Battle: You gain 12 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 18 Sarcasm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 124 to 125
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2179 to 2180
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12370] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to angry tourist
Encounter: angry tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: angry tourist takes 10 damage.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 19 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 15 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: angry tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: angry tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 71 Meat.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 9: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 16: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 16: You lose 1 hit point
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 17: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 18: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 21: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: angry tourist takes 1057 damage.
You gain 408 Meat.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 10 defense.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con IV, when VoidMonster the Leather bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator!
You acquire an item: stomach turnover
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3204 Meat
After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us.
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: cheap sunglasses
You acquire an item: How to Avoid Scams
After Battle: You gain 8 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 24 Smarm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 125 to 126
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to angry tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2180 to 2181
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 39 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2181 to 2182
[12371] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 69 Meat.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1051 damage.
You gain 415 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con II, when you and Mad Ella took turns doing benchpresses with FoodBaby the Sixty's car. Wait, did that really happen?
After Battle: You gain 9 Strongness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2928 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 10 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 7 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 25 Chutzpah
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 126 to 127
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2182 to 2183
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12372] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 47 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: You lose 3 hit points
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1059 damage.
You gain 530 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con II, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3132 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 12 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 22 Smarm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 127 to 128
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2183 to 2184
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 30 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2184 to 2185
[12373] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 76 Meat.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1048 damage.
You gain 528 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con VI, when you and AmazingSpy totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
After Battle: You gain 8 Chutzpah
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3156 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 10 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 13 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 18 Sarcasm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 128 to 129
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2185 to 2186
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12374] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 42 Meat.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 14: You lose 2 hit points
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1067 damage.
You gain 471 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VIII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
After Battle: You gain 6 Chutzpah
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2892 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: arrowgram
After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 10 Magicalness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 20 Sarcasm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 129 to 130
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2186 to 2187
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 36 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2187 to 2188
[12375] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Encounter: horrible tourist family
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 11 damage.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 17 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 13 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
You gain 80 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1061 damage.
You gain 570 Meat.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 10 defense.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con IX, when UncannyBrooklyn taught you to play that really complicated board game.
After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3000 Meat
After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10)
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks
After Battle: You gain 8 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 11 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 21 Sarcasm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 130 to 131
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from false to true
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2188 to 2189
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12376] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby
Encounter: This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby
Took choice 1073/1: gain stats and meat
choice.php?whichchoice=1073&option=1&pwd
You gain 180 Muscleboundness
You gain 185 Wizardliness
You gain 174 Sarcasm
You gain a Moxie point!
You gain 1,643 Meat
Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from true to false
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2189 to 2190
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12377] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 77 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: You lose 3 hit points
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 21: You lose 2 hit points
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1016 damage.
You gain 514 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con X, when you and TurkeySpy took turns doing benchpresses with Dan the Drunk's car. Wait, did that really happen?
After Battle: You gain 9 Strongness
After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
Preference lovebugsItemDrop changed from 198 to 199
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3192 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 24 Roguishness
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 131 to 132
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2190 to 2191
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12378] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 49 Meat.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 18: You lose 1 hit point
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1057 damage.
You gain 458 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con IV, when you and FusilliCrazySeal took turns doing benchpresses with PizzaFighter's car. Wait, did that really happen?
After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2784 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: arrowgram
After Battle: You gain 15 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 10 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 15 Smarm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 132 to 133
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2191 to 2192
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 30 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2192 to 2193
[12379] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 75 Meat.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: You lose 2 hit points
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1049 damage.
You gain 434 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con 3-D, when you and Turkey Larry totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
After Battle: You gain 9 Sarcasm
After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
Preference lovebugsMysticality changed from 889 to 893
After Battle: You gain 4 Magicalness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2544 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 10 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 19 Roguishness
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 133 to 134
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2193 to 2194
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 33 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2194 to 2195
[12380] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 54 Meat.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1035 damage.
You gain 468 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con IX, when you and RottenBoy and WonderfulMoose won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3060 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
After Battle: You gain 15 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 17 Chutzpah
You acquire an item: Arrow (+1)
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 134 to 135
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2195 to 2196
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12381] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 79 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 8: You lose 2 hit points
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: You lose 2 hit points
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1024 damage.
You gain 475 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con XI, when you and WackyBaby totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
After Battle: You gain 8 Sarcasm
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2724 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 4 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 29 Cheek
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 135 to 136
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2196 to 2197
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 33 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2197 to 2198
[12382] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Encounter: horrible tourist family
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 10 damage.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 13 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 15 defense.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
You gain 50 Meat.
Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: You lose 3 hit points
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 12: You lose 2 hit points
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1073 damage.
You gain 575 Meat.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 5 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 5 defense.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con VII, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
After Battle: You gain 8 Strongness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3264 Meat
After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10)
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: expensive camera
You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks
After Battle: You gain 9 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 11 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 21 Cheek
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 136 to 137
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2198 to 2199
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12383] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 51 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: You lose 4 hit points
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: You lose 2 hit points
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1074 damage.
You gain 422 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con X, when FusilliBarbarian the Drunk taught you to play that really complicated board game.
After Battle: You gain 8 Enchantedness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3300 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 11 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 25 Chutzpah
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 137 to 138
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2199 to 2200
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 37 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2200 to 2201
[12384] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 12 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 64 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: You lose 3 hit points
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: You lose 2 hit points
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 21: You lose 1 hit point
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1043 damage.
You gain 555 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con 3-D, when you and Andre the Inebriated took turns doing benchpresses with Maria the Spectacular's car. Wait, did that really happen?
After Battle: You gain 9 Strongness
After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
Preference lovebugsMoxie changed from 1043 to 1048
After Battle: You gain 5 Roguishness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2808 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 6 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 13 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 21 Chutzpah
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 138 to 139
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2201 to 2202
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12385] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 61 Meat.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: You lose 2 hit points
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1062 damage.
You gain 597 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con V, when you and TurkeyThug and Booze Zane won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3096 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 11 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 22 Sarcasm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 139 to 140
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2202 to 2203
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 32 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2203 to 2204
[12386] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: You lose 3 hit points
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 63 Meat.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1041 damage.
You gain 556 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con X, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness
After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
Preference lovebugsMysticality changed from 893 to 898
After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3264 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
After Battle: You gain 9 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 11 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 19 Sarcasm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 140 to 141
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2204 to 2205
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12387] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 20 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 5: You lose 3 hit points
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: You lose 3 hit points
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 62 Meat.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 17: You lose 1 hit point
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 18: You lose 1 hit point
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1045 damage.
You gain 448 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con XI, when you and Seal Alvin took turns doing benchpresses with MadFettuciniAgent's car. Wait, did that really happen?
After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness
After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
Preference lovebugsMoxie changed from 1048 to 1052
After Battle: You gain 4 Chutzpah
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3048 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
After Battle: You gain 11 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 22 Roguishness
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 141 to 142
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2205 to 2206
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 40 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2206 to 2207
[12388] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist
Encounter: angry tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: angry tourist takes 11 damage.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 14 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 15 defense.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: angry tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: angry tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 71 Meat.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 11: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 12: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 13: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 15: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 17: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: You lose 1 hit point
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: You lose 1 hit point
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 20: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: angry tourist takes 1041 damage.
You gain 599 Meat.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 8 attack power.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 9 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con 3-D, when both Omega Curly and FuzzyChef complimented you on your dancing.
After Battle: You gain 10 Chutzpah
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2808 Meat
After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us.
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: expensive camera
You acquire an item: How to Avoid Scams
You acquire an item: garbage juice slurpee
After Battle: You gain 15 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 12 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 15 Roguishness
You acquire an item: Azurite
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 142 to 143
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2207 to 2208
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12389] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to horrible tourist family
Encounter: horrible tourist family
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 12 damage.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 20 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 19 defense.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
You gain 69 Meat.
Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1054 damage.
You gain 599 Meat.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 10 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 6 defense.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IV, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
After Battle: You gain 7 Sarcasm
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3084 Meat
After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10)
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks
After Battle: You gain 16 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 19 Chutzpah
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 143 to 144
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to horrible tourist family
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2208 to 2209
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12390] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 49 Meat.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: You lose 3 hit points
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1053 damage.
You gain 535 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con 3-D, when FuzzyBear gave you that delicious drink. It was so good! You go into your kitchen and try to recreate it.
You acquire an item: Slippery Knob
After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
Preference lovebugsMysticality changed from 898 to 902
After Battle: You gain 4 Enchantedness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3156 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 9 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 21 Smarm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 144 to 145
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2209 to 2210
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 32 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2210 to 2211
[12391] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: You lose 3 hit points
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: You lose 3 hit points
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 45 Meat.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 20: You lose 2 hit points
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1045 damage.
You gain 456 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con IX, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness
After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
Preference lovebugsMoxie changed from 1052 to 1056
After Battle: You gain 4 Chutzpah
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3036 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 22 Chutzpah
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 145 to 146
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2211 to 2212
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12392] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: You lose 3 hit points
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 69 Meat.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1036 damage.
You gain 447 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VIII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
After Battle: You gain 7 Smarm
After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
Preference lovebugsItemDrop changed from 199 to 200
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3096 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
After Battle: You gain 8 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 24 Sarcasm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 146 to 147
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2212 to 2213
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 30 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2213 to 2214
[12393] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 62 Meat.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 19: You lose 2 hit points
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1067 damage.
You gain 431 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con IX, when both SuperQueen the Sexy and WonderfulMeatLion complimented you on your dancing.
After Battle: You gain 9 Cheek
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2808 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
After Battle: You gain 11 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 20 Cheek
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 147 to 148
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2214 to 2215
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 64.9 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12394] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 71 Meat.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1086 damage.
You gain 547 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VIII, when you and Wade the Freezing took turns doing benchpresses with Professor Disco's car. Wait, did that really happen?
After Battle: You gain 9 Strongness
After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
Preference lovebugsItemDrop changed from 200 to 201
Your familiar gains a pound: Cutey!, the 20 lb. Obtuse Angel
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2676 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 5 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 15 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 20 Sarcasm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 148 to 149
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2215 to 2216
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 40 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2216 to 2217
[12395] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 12 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 78 Meat.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1061 damage.
You gain 466 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VIII, when you and Captain Dank and RavioliSofia won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2988 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 7 Strengthliness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 11 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 21 Roguishness
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 149 to 150
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2217 to 2218
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12396] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 12 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 44 Meat.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 17: You lose 3 hit points
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1059 damage.
You gain 438 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VII, when you armwrestled SnakeChef. You lost, but it was a good workout!
After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2784 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 13 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 20 Smarm
You acquire an item: Lapis Lazuli
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 150 to 151
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2218 to 2219
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 33 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2219 to 2220
[12397] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Encounter: horrible tourist family
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 11 damage.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 16 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 17 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
You gain 63 Meat.
Round 17: You lose 2 hit points
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1074 damage.
You gain 568 Meat.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 7 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 5 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con IV, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
After Battle: You gain 7 Smarm
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3252 Meat
After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10)
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: expensive camera
You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks
After Battle: You gain 12 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 19 Cheek
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 151 to 152
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2220 to 2221
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12398] Barf Mountain
Encounter: horrible tourist family
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 10 damage.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 19 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 15 defense.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 71 Meat.
Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1067 damage.
You gain 510 Meat.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 7 defense.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con X, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
After Battle: You gain 6 Roguishness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3372 Meat
After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10)
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: expensive camera
You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks
After Battle: You gain 7 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 7 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 28 Sarcasm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 152 to 153
Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from false to true
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2221 to 2222
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 40 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2222 to 2223
[12399] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby
Encounter: This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby
Took choice 1073/1: gain stats and meat
choice.php?whichchoice=1073&option=1&pwd
You gain 161 Strongness
You gain 160 Enchantedness
You gain 211 Smarm
You gain 1,533 Meat
Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from true to false
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2223 to 2224
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12400] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 49 Meat.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: You lose 2 hit points
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1072 damage.
You gain 430 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con II, when BoozeBrianna taught you to play that really complicated board game.
After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2988 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 6 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 12 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 22 Roguishness
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 153 to 154
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2224 to 2225
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12401] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist
Encounter: angry tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: angry tourist takes 12 damage.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 19 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 15 defense.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 78 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: angry tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: angry tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 8: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 12: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 13: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 14: You lose 1 hit point
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 18: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: You lose 1 hit point
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: You lose 1 hit point
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: angry tourist takes 1043 damage.
You gain 514 Meat.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 7 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con IX, when you and FluffyJuggalette took turns doing benchpresses with Professor Omega's car. Wait, did that really happen?
After Battle: You gain 9 Strongness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3108 Meat
After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us.
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: How to Avoid Scams
After Battle: You gain 12 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 24 Chutzpah
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 154 to 155
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2225 to 2226
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12402] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 71 Meat.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: You lose 1 hit point
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1080 damage.
You gain 413 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con X, when KetchupPunk taught you to play that really complicated board game.
After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness
After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat.
Preference lovebugsMeatDrop changed from 60 to 61
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3562 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 10 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 7 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 24 Roguishness
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 155 to 156
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2226 to 2227
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 34 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2227 to 2228
[12403] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 12 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 65 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: You lose 4 hit points
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1080 damage.
You gain 536 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con IV, when you and BoozerMonster the Unpleasant and BeefyPastaJuggalo won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness
After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
Preference lovebugsMysticality changed from 902 to 907
After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2856 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: normal barrel
After Battle: You gain 13 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 17 Chutzpah
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 156 to 157
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2228 to 2229
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12404] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 62 Meat.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: You lose 3 hit points
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1024 damage.
You gain 408 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IV, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
After Battle: You gain 7 Sarcasm
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3096 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
After Battle: You gain 10 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 4 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 27 Sarcasm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 157 to 158
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2229 to 2230
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 30 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2230 to 2231
[12405] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist
Encounter: angry tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: angry tourist takes 13 damage.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 17 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 18 defense.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 44 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: angry tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: angry tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 6: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 9: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 10: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 12: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 16: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: You lose 1 hit point
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 19: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: angry tourist takes 1053 damage.
You gain 444 Meat.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 5 attack power.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 7 defense.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IX, when FettuciniMonster bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator!
You acquire an item: spooky shroomkabob
After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
Preference lovebugsMuscle changed from 822 to 827
After Battle: You gain 5 Beefiness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2976 Meat
After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us.
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: expensive camera
You acquire an item: How to Avoid Scams
After Battle: You gain 13 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 7 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 20 Roguishness
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 158 to 159
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2231 to 2232
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 35 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2232 to 2233
[12406] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 40 Meat.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1052 damage.
You gain 437 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con X, when you and BuffaloTortoise totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
After Battle: You gain 8 Roguishness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3168 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 7 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 24 Smarm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 159 to 160
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2233 to 2234
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12407] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to Knob Goblin Embezzler
Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler
Preference _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonsterCount changed from 104 to 105
Preference relayCounters changed from 13386:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif to
Preference relayCounters changed from to 13466:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 12 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2234 to 2235
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
> In fight, trying to get away to return items to stash...
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Round 1: mx indigo attacks!
Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 1054 damage.
Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 2 defense.
You gain 69 Meat.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 6 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con IX, when CheesySuperChef bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator!
You acquire an item: long pork casserole
After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat.
Preference lovebugsMeatDrop changed from 61 to 62
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 9632 Meat
After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm.
You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: embezzler's oil
After Battle: You gain 4 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 3 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 14 Roguishness
You acquire an item: scroll of protection from lycanthropes
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 160 to 161
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to Knob Goblin Embezzler
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2235 to 2236
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2236 to 2237
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2237 to 2238
add to stash: 1 repaid diaper
> Returned repaid diaper to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
unequip acc1
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2238 to 2239
add to stash: 1 mafia pointer finger ring
> Returned mafia pointer finger ring to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2239 to 2240
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2240 to 2241
Preference logPreferenceChange changed from true to false
> You fought 6 Knob Goblin Embezzler at the beginning of the day, and an additional 0 digitized Knob Goblin Embezzler throughout the day. Good work, probably!
> Including this, you have fought 94 across all ascensions today
> Extreme Items:
> 1 time's arrow worth 33836 total
> 65 bag of park garbage worth 12285 total
> 66 hot nuggets worth 9385 total
> -26 Mountain Stream soda worth -6318 total
> 3 arrowgram worth 0 total
> 1 embezzler's oil worth 5 total
> This run of garbo, across 70 turns you generated 327,626 meat, with 255,048 raw meat and 72,578 from items
> So far today, across 303 turns you generated 2,494,684 meat, with 1,524,048 raw meat and 970,636 from items
> Using adventure value 5000.
> Local Version: 29c29418a70264f32aa9140c07cee65091eb5e94 (built from main@1359e614c80d46351c52bd2489cedcb81d117dd9)
> Garbo is up to date!
> Collecting garbage!
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference dontStopForCounters changed from false to true
Preference hpAutoRecovery changed from 0.6 to -0.05
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 1.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecovery changed from 0.05 to -0.05
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.2 to 0
Preference currentMood changed from default to apathetic
Preference libramSkillsSoftcore changed from all to none
Preference valueOfInventory changed from 1.8 to 2
Preference choiceAdventure1108 changed from 3 to 1
Preference choiceAdventure1340 changed from 0 to 1
Preference choiceAdventure1341 changed from 0 to 1
Preference shadowLabyrinthGoal changed from browser to effects
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2246 to 2247
remove from stash: 1 repaid diaper
You acquire an item: repaid diaper
> Took repaid diaper from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2247 to 2248
remove from stash: 1 mafia pointer finger ring
You acquire an item: mafia pointer finger ring
> Took mafia pointer finger ring from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2248 to 2249
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2249 to 2250
> Skipping fancy chocolate sculpture; too expensive (71890 > 30000).
mallsearch "possessed sugar cube"
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
>
> Executing Daily Familiars/Moveable feast
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2250 to 2251
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2251 to 2252
>
> Executing Daily/Configure I Voted! Sticker
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
>
> Executing Daily/Verify Horsery
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
>
> Executing Daily/Check Barf Mountain Quest
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
Visiting the Employee Assignment Kiosk
>
> Executing Daily Items/Clear Existing Rufus Quest
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
>
> Executing Daily Items/Treat
familiar Trick-or-Treating Tot (28 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2252 to 2253
Unequip Obtuse Angel
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2253 to 2254
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2254 to 2255
equip weapon porcelain police baton
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2255 to 2256
equip off-hand porcelain pepper mill
equip hat porcelain porkpie
equip back porcelain pelerine
equip pants porcelain plus-fours
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2256 to 2257
equip acc1 porcelain phantom mask
> CCS: [default]\n "abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!";"
> Autoattack macro: abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!";
place.php?whichplace=town&action=town_trickortreat
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference choiceAdventure1324 changed from 0 to 5
Preference choiceAdventure1387 changed from to 2
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
>
> Executing Free Fight/Trick
familiar Obtuse Angel (39 lbs)
Unequip Trick-or-Treating Tot
equip familiar amulet coin
equip hat wolfman mask
Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -hat, 142.2 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.71 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
equip weapon cursed pirate cutlass
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2257 to 2258
equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2258 to 2259
equip back Buddy Bjorn
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2259 to 2260
equip shirt Stephen's lab coat
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2260 to 2261
equip pants repaid diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2261 to 2262
equip acc1 Belt of Loathing
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2262 to 2263
equip acc2 bakelite badge
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2263 to 2264
equip acc3 Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2264 to 2265
equip familiar Snow Suit
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2265 to 2266
Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Tailor the Snow Suit
Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2266 to 2267
Took choice 640/5: Restores 1-10 MP after combat
choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=5
Preference snowsuit changed from nose to hat
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2267 to 2268
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2268 to 2269
> Maximize: Familiar Weight
Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit
Took choice 640/3: +10% item drops, can drop carrot nose
choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=3
Preference snowsuit changed from hat to nose
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2269 to 2270
equip hat Crown of Thrones
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2270 to 2271
enthrone none
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2271 to 2272
equip hat wolfman mask
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2272 to 2273
bjornify Flaming Gravy Fairy (83 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2273 to 2274
> CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2274 to 2275
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2275 to 2276
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference nextAdventure changed from Barf Mountain to None
Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Barf Mountain
Maximizer: MP
equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2276 to 2277
equip weapon frying brainpan
equip off-hand red wagon
equip back carpe
equip shirt sea salt scrubs
equip pants Jeans of Loathing
equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch
equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet
equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze
equip familiar Mayflower bouquet
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2277 to 2278
remove from stash: 1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card
You acquire an item: Platinum Yendorian Express Card
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2278 to 2279
> Took Platinum Yendorian Express Card from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2279 to 2280
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2280 to 2281
add to stash: 1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2281 to 2282
> Returned Platinum Yendorian Express Card to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2282 to 2283
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
equip weapon haiku katana
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2283 to 2284
equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2284 to 2285
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe"
equip hat Crown of Thrones
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2285 to 2286
equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2286 to 2287
equip shirt origami pasties
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2287 to 2288
equip pants Pantsgiving
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2288 to 2289
equip acc2 cheap sunglasses
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2289 to 2290
equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2290 to 2291
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2291 to 2292
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2292 to 2293
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
equip back Buddy Bjorn
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2293 to 2294
bjornify none
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2294 to 2295
equip back carpe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2295 to 2296
enthrone Flaming Gravy Fairy (35 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2296 to 2297
equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2297 to 2298
equip weapon frying brainpan
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2298 to 2299
equip off-hand red wagon
equip shirt sea salt scrubs
equip pants Jeans of Loathing
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2299 to 2300
equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch
equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet
equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze
equip familiar Mayflower bouquet
familiar Hobo Monkey (35 lbs)
equip familiar amulet coin
equip weapon haiku katana
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2300 to 2301
equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2301 to 2302
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe"
equip hat Crown of Thrones
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2302 to 2303
equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2303 to 2304
equip shirt origami pasties
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2304 to 2305
equip pants repaid diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2305 to 2306
equip acc2 cheap sunglasses
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2306 to 2307
equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2307 to 2308
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2308 to 2309
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
familiar Obtuse Angel (55 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2309 to 2310
equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2310 to 2311
equip weapon frying brainpan
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2311 to 2312
equip off-hand red wagon
equip shirt sea salt scrubs
equip pants Jeans of Loathing
equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch
equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet
equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze
familiar Bloovian Groose (35 lbs)
Unequip Hobo Monkey
equip familiar amulet coin
equip weapon haiku katana
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2312 to 2313
equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2313 to 2314
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe"
equip hat Crown of Thrones
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2314 to 2315
equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2315 to 2316
equip shirt origami pasties
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2316 to 2317
equip pants repaid diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2317 to 2318
equip acc2 cheap sunglasses
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2318 to 2319
equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2319 to 2320
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2320 to 2321
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
familiar Obtuse Angel (55 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2321 to 2322
equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2322 to 2323
equip weapon frying brainpan
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2323 to 2324
equip off-hand red wagon
equip shirt sea salt scrubs
equip pants Jeans of Loathing
equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch
equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet
equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
equip weapon haiku katana
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2324 to 2325
equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2325 to 2326
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
equip hat Crown of Thrones
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2326 to 2327
equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2327 to 2328
equip shirt origami pasties
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2328 to 2329
equip pants Pantsgiving
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2329 to 2330
equip acc2 cheap sunglasses
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2330 to 2331
equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2331 to 2332
Unequip Bloovian Groose
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2332 to 2333
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2333 to 2334
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2334 to 2335
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2335 to 2336
[12408] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from Tailor the Snow Suit to horrible tourist family
Encounter: horrible tourist family
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 10 damage.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 18 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 13 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
You gain 64 Meat.
Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: You lose 3 hit points
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1038 damage.
You gain 549 Meat.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 8 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 5 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VI, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2664 Meat
After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10)
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks
After Battle: You gain 13 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 5 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 22 Smarm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 161 to 162
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to horrible tourist family
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2336 to 2337
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12409] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to angry tourist
Encounter: angry tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: angry tourist takes 14 damage.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 15 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 18 defense.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: angry tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: angry tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 56 Meat.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 9: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 13: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 18: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: angry tourist takes 1041 damage.
You gain 575 Meat.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 10 attack power.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 9 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con IX, when you and Addison the Drunk took turns doing benchpresses with Mickey the Florid's car. Wait, did that really happen?
After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness
After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
Preference lovebugsMoxie changed from 1056 to 1061
After Battle: You gain 5 Cheek
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2796 Meat
After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us.
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 25 Cheek
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 162 to 163
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to angry tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2337 to 2338
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 40 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2338 to 2339
[12410] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to Doggy Heaven
Encounter: Doggy Heaven
You acquire an item: FunFunds™
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2339 to 2340
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12410] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from Doggy Heaven to horrible tourist family
Encounter: horrible tourist family
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 14 damage.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 14 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 17 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
You gain 59 Meat.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1046 damage.
You gain 521 Meat.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 8 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 7 defense.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con IV, when Rum Mariah gave you that delicious drink. It was so good! You go into your kitchen and try to recreate it.
You acquire an item: corpsedriver
After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat.
Preference lovebugsMeatDrop changed from 62 to 63
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3123 Meat
After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10)
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: expensive camera
You acquire an item: normal barrel
After Battle: You gain 11 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 11 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 17 Smarm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 163 to 164
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to horrible tourist family
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2340 to 2341
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12411] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 61 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: You lose 3 hit points
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1062 damage.
You gain 576 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con X, when you and RottenHannah and AmazingMauveAgent won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3276 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 25 Smarm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 164 to 165
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2341 to 2342
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12412] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 75 Meat.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 17: You lose 3 hit points
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1035 damage.
You gain 590 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con IV, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3156 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
After Battle: You gain 13 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 12 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 16 Cheek
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 165 to 166
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2342 to 2343
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 35 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2343 to 2344
[12413] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 74 Meat.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 6: You lose 2 hit points
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: You lose 3 hit points
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1074 damage.
You gain 593 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con VII, when you and Crazy Manny took turns doing benchpresses with WonderfulQueen's car. Wait, did that really happen?
After Battle: You gain 9 Strongness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3252 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 5 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 13 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 22 Roguishness
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 166 to 167
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2344 to 2345
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12414] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Encounter: horrible tourist family
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 12 damage.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 16 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 17 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
You gain 42 Meat.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1040 damage.
You gain 541 Meat.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 8 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con II, when CrazyWarrior bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator!
You acquire an item: Knob lo mein
After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
Preference lovebugsMuscle changed from 827 to 832
After Battle: You gain 5 Fortitude
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2604 Meat
After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10)
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: expensive camera
You acquire an item: normal barrel
After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 26 Cheek
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 167 to 168
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2345 to 2346
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 40 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2346 to 2347
[12415] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to angry tourist
Encounter: angry tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: angry tourist takes 14 damage.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 14 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 19 defense.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 43 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: angry tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: angry tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 6: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 9: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 10: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 12: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 13: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 17: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 19: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 21: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: angry tourist takes 1081 damage.
You gain 409 Meat.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 5 attack power.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 7 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con VII, when both BoozeWhatever and SealThug complimented you on your dancing.
After Battle: You gain 10 Cheek
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2988 Meat
After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us.
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: expensive camera
You acquire an item: cheap sunglasses
You acquire an item: arrowgram
After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 26 Chutzpah
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 168 to 169
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to angry tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2347 to 2348
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12416] Barf Mountain
Encounter: angry tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: angry tourist takes 11 damage.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 14 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 16 defense.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: angry tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 67 Meat.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: angry tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 4: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 10: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 11: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: You lose 1 hit point
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 13: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 19: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: angry tourist takes 1036 damage.
You gain 513 Meat.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 5 attack power.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 5 defense.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con XII, when you and Alan the Inebriated and MadElephant won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3120 Meat
After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us.
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 11 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 19 Cheek
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 169 to 170
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2348 to 2349
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12417] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 12 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 61 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1073 damage.
You gain 501 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con IV, when both VoidSeal and AmazingMedia the Sauced complimented you on your dancing.
After Battle: You gain 9 Roguishness
After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat.
Preference lovebugsMeatDrop changed from 63 to 64
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2854 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 5 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 26 Smarm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 170 to 171
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2349 to 2350
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 30 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2350 to 2351
[12418] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 12 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 47 Meat.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 14: You lose 2 hit points
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: You lose 2 hit points
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1086 damage.
You gain 587 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con XII, when you armwrestled Booze Andre. You lost, but it was a good workout!
After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3048 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 8 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 22 Cheek
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 171 to 172
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2351 to 2352
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12419] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 58 Meat.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: You lose 2 hit points
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 13: You lose 1 hit point
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1053 damage.
You gain 538 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VIII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
After Battle: You gain 6 Cheek
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3024 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 12 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 18 Smarm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 172 to 173
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2352 to 2353
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 35 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2353 to 2354
[12420] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 55 Meat.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: You lose 1 hit point
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1070 damage.
You gain 589 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con X, when Professor Beef taught you to play that really complicated board game.
After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness
After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
Preference lovebugsMoxie changed from 1061 to 1065
After Battle: You gain 4 Chutzpah
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3120 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: time's arrow
After Battle: You gain 10 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 22 Sarcasm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 173 to 174
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2354 to 2355
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12421] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 52 Meat.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 20: You lose 2 hit points
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1074 damage.
You gain 525 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VII, when you and BeefAmazingIbex totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
After Battle: You gain 8 Sarcasm
After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
Preference lovebugsMoxie changed from 1065 to 1070
After Battle: You gain 5 Sarcasm
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3528 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
After Battle: You gain 10 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 13 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 18 Cheek
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 174 to 175
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2355 to 2356
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 39 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2356 to 2357
[12422] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist
Encounter: angry tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: angry tourist takes 9 damage.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 14 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 15 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: angry tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: angry tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 51 Meat.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 9: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 10: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 11: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 12: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 13: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 16: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 17: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 21: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: angry tourist takes 1081 damage.
You gain 549 Meat.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 9 defense.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con IV, when you and PastaJuggalette took turns doing benchpresses with RottenMaker's car. Wait, did that really happen?
After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2844 Meat
After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us.
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: expensive camera
You acquire an item: How to Avoid Scams
You acquire an item: garbage juice slurpee
After Battle: You gain 4 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 11 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 26 Cheek
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 175 to 176
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2357 to 2358
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12423] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 72 Meat.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: You lose 3 hit points
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1043 damage.
You gain 421 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con IX, when Layla the Intense taught you to play that really complicated board game.
After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness
After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
Preference lovebugsItemDrop changed from 201 to 202
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2928 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 4 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 30 Cheek
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 176 to 177
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from false to true
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2358 to 2359
>
> Executing Postcombat/Fun-Guy Spores
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2359 to 2360
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2360 to 2361
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 35 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2361 to 2362
[12424] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby
Encounter: This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby
Took choice 1073/1: gain stats and meat
choice.php?whichchoice=1073&option=1&pwd
You gain 157 Beefiness
You gain 171 Wizardliness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain 178 Chutzpah
You gain a Moxie point!
You gain 1,547 Meat
Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from true to false
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2362 to 2363
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12425] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 62 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1040 damage.
You gain 405 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IV, when GroinSteakMage taught you to play that really complicated board game.
After Battle: You gain 8 Enchantedness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3132 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 20 Chutzpah
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 177 to 178
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2363 to 2364
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Crimbo Shrub (expected value of 2500.0 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
familiar Crimbo Shrub (22 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2364 to 2365
Unequip Obtuse Angel
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2365 to 2366
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2366 to 2367
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2367 to 2368
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Open a Big Red Present;skill Open a Big Red Present;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Open a Big Red Present;skill Open a Big Red Present;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2368 to 2369
[12426] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage.
You gain 2,210 Meat.
You acquire an effect: Everything Looks Red (99)
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 17 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 16 defense.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: Woddeus's bells jingle merrily.
Round 4: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 16: You lose 2 hit points
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 78 Meat.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1045 damage.
You gain 521 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con X, when you and MadKid totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
After Battle: You gain 8 Roguishness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2628 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: Woddeus disinfects your wounds with spray snow and wraps them in tinsel.
After Battle: You gain 31 hit points
After Battle: Woddeus grins widely -- almost insanely -- at you as he describes what a wonderfully moxious time of year Crimbo is. (+8 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 7 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 14 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 28 Roguishness
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 178 to 179
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2369 to 2370
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
familiar Obtuse Angel (35 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2370 to 2371
Unequip Crimbo Shrub
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2371 to 2372
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2372 to 2373
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2373 to 2374
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2374 to 2375
[12427] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 60 Meat.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 18: You lose 2 hit points
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1059 damage.
You gain 530 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con 3-D, when you and GodMythicKing and MadWhatever the Amazing won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3096 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 8 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 5 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 28 Sarcasm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 179 to 180
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2375 to 2376
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 40 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2376 to 2377
[12428] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 43 Meat.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: You lose 2 hit points
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1074 damage.
You gain 491 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con XII, when you and PizzaMarmoset and Natalia the Kind won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3084 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 9 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 22 Cheek
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 180 to 181
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2377 to 2378
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12429] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 79 Meat.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1053 damage.
You gain 586 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con XII, when both BoozeRock the Sauced and MegaBlaster complimented you on your dancing.
After Battle: You gain 10 Sarcasm
After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
Preference lovebugsItemDrop changed from 202 to 203
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3288 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 14 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 4 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 22 Cheek
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 181 to 182
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2378 to 2379
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 40 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2379 to 2380
[12430] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 50 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: You lose 3 hit points
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1052 damage.
You gain 568 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con X, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
After Battle: You gain 6 Sarcasm
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2820 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: normal barrel
After Battle: You gain 11 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 7 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 22 Roguishness
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 182 to 183
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2380 to 2381
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12431] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist
Encounter: angry tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: angry tourist takes 13 damage.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 12 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 17 defense.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: angry tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 77 Meat.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: angry tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 9: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 11: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 12: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 13: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 16: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 17: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 18: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 19: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 21: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: angry tourist takes 1074 damage.
You gain 562 Meat.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 7 attack power.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 8 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con XII, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2976 Meat
After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us.
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: expensive camera
You acquire an item: How to Avoid Scams
After Battle: You gain 12 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 19 Smarm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 183 to 184
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2381 to 2382
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 33 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2382 to 2383
[12432] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 49 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 6: You lose 2 hit points
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 16: You lose 2 hit points
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1075 damage.
You gain 552 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VIII, when BeefyLover taught you to play that really complicated board game.
After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness
After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
Preference lovebugsMysticality changed from 907 to 911
After Battle: You gain 4 Wizardliness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2796 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 22 Chutzpah
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 184 to 185
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2383 to 2384
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12433] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 57 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: You lose 3 hit points
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 13: You lose 2 hit points
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1093 damage.
You gain 470 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con 3-D, when SpaghettiPunk taught you to play that really complicated board game.
After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness
After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
Preference lovebugsMysticality changed from 911 to 916
After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3384 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 11 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 19 Cheek
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 185 to 186
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2384 to 2385
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 31 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2385 to 2386
[12434] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Encounter: horrible tourist family
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 12 damage.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 12 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 14 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
You gain 56 Meat.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1054 damage.
You gain 474 Meat.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 10 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 8 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VI, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
After Battle: You gain 6 Sarcasm
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3180 Meat
After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10)
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: expensive camera
After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 25 Smarm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 186 to 187
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2386 to 2387
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12435] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 47 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: You lose 3 hit points
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1067 damage.
You gain 400 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con V, when you armwrestled BaconJacky. You lost, but it was a good workout!
After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3420 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 12 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 21 Cheek
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 187 to 188
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2387 to 2388
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 36 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2388 to 2389
[12436] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 45 Meat.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 19: You lose 2 hit points
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1075 damage.
You gain 432 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con IX, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
After Battle: You gain 8 Strengthliness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2988 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 12 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 11 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 16 Cheek
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 188 to 189
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2389 to 2390
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12437] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Encounter: horrible tourist family
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 13 damage.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 15 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 14 defense.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 3 damage.
Round 2: You lose 3 hit points
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
You gain 42 Meat.
Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1022 damage.
You gain 404 Meat.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 8 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 6 defense.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con 3-D, when both FoodSeal the Contemptful and FuzzyAgent complimented you on your dancing.
After Battle: You gain 10 Sarcasm
After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
Preference lovebugsMuscle changed from 832 to 836
After Battle: You gain 4 Strengthliness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2976 Meat
After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10)
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: expensive camera
You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks
After Battle: You gain 4 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 10 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 28 Sarcasm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 189 to 190
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2390 to 2391
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12438] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to angry tourist
Encounter: angry tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: angry tourist takes 14 damage.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 13 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 15 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: angry tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: angry tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 57 Meat.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 6: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: You lose 1 hit point
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 17: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 20: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 21: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: angry tourist takes 1046 damage.
You gain 486 Meat.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 5 attack power.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 5 defense.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con IV, when you and Captain Stinky totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
After Battle: You gain 9 Smarm
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2928 Meat
After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us.
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
After Battle: You gain 8 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 8 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 22 Cheek
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 190 to 191
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to angry tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2391 to 2392
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 40 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2392 to 2393
[12439] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 66 Meat.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 11: You lose 2 hit points
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 13: You lose 2 hit points
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1038 damage.
You gain 587 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con X, when you and BurritoSpace and Minute Melanie won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness
After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
Preference lovebugsMuscle changed from 836 to 841
After Battle: You gain 5 Fortitude
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2964 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 11 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 3 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 26 Roguishness
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 191 to 192
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2393 to 2394
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12440] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 70 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: You lose 1 hit point
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 15: You lose 1 hit point
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1081 damage.
You gain 474 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con VIII, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness
After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
Preference lovebugsMuscle changed from 841 to 845
After Battle: You gain 4 Strongness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3096 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 17 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 15 Cheek
You acquire an item: scroll of minor invulnerability
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 192 to 193
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2394 to 2395
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 38 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2395 to 2396
[12441] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Encounter: horrible tourist family
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 10 damage.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 16 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 13 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: You lose 3 hit points
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1061 damage.
You gain 550 Meat.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 8 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 6 defense.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con XI, when you armwrestled PimpBaboon the Chosen. You lost, but it was a good workout!
After Battle: You gain 6 Strongness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2580 Meat
After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10)
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks
After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 24 Chutzpah
You acquire an item: scroll of protection from lycanthropes
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 193 to 194
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2396 to 2397
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12442] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 12 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 72 Meat.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 20: You lose 2 hit points
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1046 damage.
You gain 404 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con V, when you and Pork Simon took turns doing benchpresses with SuperStinkyBear's car. Wait, did that really happen?
After Battle: You gain 9 Strongness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3108 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 14 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 20 Cheek
You acquire an item: Arrow (+1)
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 194 to 195
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2397 to 2398
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12443] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 12 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 53 Meat.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 13: You lose 2 hit points
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1083 damage.
You gain 483 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con XII, when AmazingJournal taught you to play that really complicated board game.
After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3144 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 8 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 12 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 19 Roguishness
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 195 to 196
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2398 to 2399
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 37 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2399 to 2400
[12444] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Encounter: horrible tourist family
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 10 damage.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 13 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 15 defense.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 43 Meat.
Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 7: You lose 3 hit points
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1070 damage.
You gain 530 Meat.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 5 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VII, when you and Beefy Gunther took turns doing benchpresses with MixedDancer's car. Wait, did that really happen?
After Battle: You gain 9 Fortitude
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2808 Meat
After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10)
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks
After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 10 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 25 Cheek
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 196 to 197
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2400 to 2401
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12445] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to angry tourist
Encounter: angry tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: angry tourist takes 9 damage.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 15 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 14 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: angry tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: angry tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 40 Meat.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 7: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 9: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 10: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 11: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 12: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 13: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 14: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 18: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 19: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: angry tourist takes 1061 damage.
You gain 522 Meat.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 7 defense.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VI, when you armwrestled Booze Maury. You lost, but it was a good workout!
After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2472 Meat
After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us.
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
After Battle: You gain 7 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 11 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 22 Sarcasm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 197 to 198
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to angry tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2401 to 2402
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 34 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2402 to 2403
[12446] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 47 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 7: You lose 2 hit points
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: You lose 1 hit point
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1089 damage.
You gain 480 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con 3-D, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness
After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
Preference lovebugsMoxie changed from 1070 to 1076
After Battle: You gain 6 Cheek
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3228 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 13 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 18 Sarcasm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 198 to 199
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from false to true
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2403 to 2404
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12447] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby
Encounter: This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby
Took choice 1073/1: gain stats and meat
choice.php?whichchoice=1073&option=1&pwd
You gain 155 Strengthliness
You gain 189 Wizardliness
You gain 216 Roguishness
You gain 1,855 Meat
Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from true to false
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2404 to 2405
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12448] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 66 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: You lose 2 hit points
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1040 damage.
You gain 404 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con 3-D, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
After Battle: You gain 8 Strongness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2664 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: normal barrel
After Battle: You gain 9 Strengthliness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 11 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 21 Sarcasm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 199 to 200
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2405 to 2406
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 36 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2406 to 2407
[12449] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 12 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 45 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: You lose 2 hit points
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1065 damage.
You gain 542 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con IX, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
After Battle: You gain 6 Sarcasm
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3348 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 5 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 27 Chutzpah
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 200 to 201
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2407 to 2408
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12450] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 12 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 44 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: You lose 3 hit points
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: You lose 1 hit point
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: You lose 2 hit points
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1077 damage.
You gain 531 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IX, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
After Battle: You gain 7 Smarm
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2664 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 9 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 7 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 22 Roguishness
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 201 to 202
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2408 to 2409
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12451] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist
Encounter: angry tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: angry tourist takes 10 damage.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 14 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 16 defense.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: angry tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: angry tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 3: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 69 Meat.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 11: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 15: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 17: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 18: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 19: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: angry tourist takes 1056 damage.
You gain 419 Meat.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 10 defense.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VII, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3288 Meat
After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us.
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: normal barrel
After Battle: You gain 12 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 20 Chutzpah
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 202 to 203
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2409 to 2410
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 37 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2410 to 2411
[12452] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 72 Meat.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 19: You lose 2 hit points
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1094 damage.
You gain 508 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con X, when you armwrestled Uncanny Zoe. You lost, but it was a good workout!
After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2844 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 22 Smarm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 203 to 204
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2411 to 2412
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12453] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 78 Meat.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: You lose 3 hit points
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1075 damage.
You gain 404 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con VIII, when Khloe the Buxom bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator!
You acquire an item: philosopher's scone
After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
Preference lovebugsItemDrop changed from 203 to 204
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3072 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 31 Chutzpah
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 204 to 205
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2412 to 2413
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 32 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2413 to 2414
[12454] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 71 Meat.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: You lose 2 hit points
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1045 damage.
You gain 509 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con X, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place...
You acquire an item: Texas tea
After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
Preference lovebugsMysticality changed from 916 to 920
After Battle: You gain 4 Enchantedness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3120 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 10 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 13 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 16 Roguishness
You acquire an item: Eye Agate
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 205 to 206
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2414 to 2415
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 40 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2415 to 2416
[12455] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 57 Meat.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: You lose 2 hit points
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: You lose 2 hit points
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1035 damage.
You gain 543 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con VI, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
Preference lovebugsMuscle changed from 845 to 849
After Battle: You gain 4 Strongness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2868 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 26 Cheek
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 206 to 207
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2416 to 2417
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12456] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 54 Meat.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1056 damage.
You gain 434 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con XI, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
After Battle: You gain 6 Smarm
After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
Preference lovebugsMuscle changed from 849 to 854
After Battle: You gain 5 Fortitude
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2904 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 10 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 20 Cheek
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 207 to 208
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2417 to 2418
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12457] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 12 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 59 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 6: You lose 3 hit points
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 17: You lose 2 hit points
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1052 damage.
You gain 477 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con X, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place...
You acquire an item: serum of sarcasm
After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
Preference lovebugsMoxie changed from 1076 to 1081
After Battle: You gain 5 Roguishness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2688 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 12 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 19 Smarm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 208 to 209
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2418 to 2419
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 39 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2419 to 2420
[12458] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist
Encounter: angry tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: angry tourist takes 13 damage.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 13 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 14 defense.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: angry tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 47 Meat.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: angry tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 9: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 10: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 11: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 12: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 18: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 19: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: angry tourist takes 1057 damage.
You gain 450 Meat.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 5 attack power.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 5 defense.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con IV, when you and Lord Professor Noodle totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
After Battle: You gain 9 Sarcasm
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3264 Meat
After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us.
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: How to Avoid Scams
After Battle: You gain 10 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 24 Roguishness
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 209 to 210
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2420 to 2421
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12459] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 72 Meat.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1059 damage.
You gain 473 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con VI, when you armwrestled BeefBaby. You lost, but it was a good workout!
After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness
After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat.
Preference lovebugsMeatDrop changed from 64 to 65
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2671 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 21 Roguishness
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 210 to 211
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2421 to 2422
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 34 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2422 to 2423
[12460] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 12 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 62 Meat.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 19: You lose 2 hit points
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1059 damage.
You gain 516 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VII, when you and WonderfulBarbarian totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
After Battle: You gain 9 Roguishness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2592 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 12 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 10 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 18 Roguishness
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 211 to 212
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2423 to 2424
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12461] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 47 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1064 damage.
You gain 473 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con X, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
After Battle: You gain 7 Roguishness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3048 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 10 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 22 Roguishness
You acquire an item: Lapis Lazuli
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 212 to 213
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2424 to 2425
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 36 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2425 to 2426
[12462] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to Doggy Heaven
Encounter: Doggy Heaven
You acquire an item: FunFunds™
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2426 to 2427
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12462] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from Doggy Heaven to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 59 Meat.
Round 9: You lose 2 hit points
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1064 damage.
You gain 481 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con 3-D, when you and Majestic Brianna took turns doing benchpresses with Brianna the Sauced's car. Wait, did that really happen?
After Battle: You gain 9 Fortitude
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3072 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 13 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 22 Chutzpah
You acquire an item: Arrow (+1)
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 213 to 214
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2427 to 2428
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12463] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Encounter: horrible tourist family
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 12 damage.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 19 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 13 defense.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 77 Meat.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1067 damage.
You gain 488 Meat.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 7 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 6 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con XII, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2724 Meat
After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10)
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: expensive camera
You acquire an item: filthy child leash
After Battle: You gain 7 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 26 Smarm
You acquire an item: scroll of minor invulnerability
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 214 to 215
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2428 to 2429
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 40 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2429 to 2430
[12464] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 44 Meat.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1070 damage.
You gain 415 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VI, when you and Lady Beef took turns doing benchpresses with RumBeaver's car. Wait, did that really happen?
After Battle: You gain 9 Strongness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2916 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: normal barrel
After Battle: You gain 9 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 11 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 20 Roguishness
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 215 to 216
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2430 to 2431
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12465] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 12 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 69 Meat.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: You lose 3 hit points
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: You lose 3 hit points
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1067 damage.
You gain 403 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VII, when both Queen Super and Deft Brooklyn complimented you on your dancing.
After Battle: You gain 10 Smarm
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2652 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 25 Chutzpah
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 216 to 217
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2431 to 2432
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 40 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2432 to 2433
[12466] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
You gain 44 Meat.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: You lose 2 hit points
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1040 damage.
You gain 578 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con II, when you and ParticularBear and Furry Eustace won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness
After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
Preference lovebugsMuscle changed from 854 to 859
After Battle: You gain 5 Strengthliness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3168 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 9 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 7 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 26 Cheek
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 217 to 218
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2433 to 2434
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12467] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 60 Meat.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 8: You lose 2 hit points
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1083 damage.
You gain 594 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con IV, when you and BoogerMeatWolf and BeefyCheeseWarrior won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2628 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 7 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 10 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 24 Cheek
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 218 to 219
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2434 to 2435
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12468] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 12 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: You lose 3 hit points
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 54 Meat.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 19: You lose 1 hit point
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1080 damage.
You gain 577 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con VIII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
After Battle: You gain 7 Chutzpah
After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat.
Preference lovebugsMeatDrop changed from 65 to 66
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3062 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 13 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 5 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 21 Sarcasm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 219 to 220
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2435 to 2436
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 36 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2436 to 2437
[12469] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: You lose 3 hit points
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
You gain 42 Meat.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 10: You lose 2 hit points
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 17: You lose 1 hit point
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1080 damage.
You gain 598 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con IV, when you and FoodSeal totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
After Battle: You gain 8 Sarcasm
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2616 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 8 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 25 Sarcasm
You acquire an item: scroll of protection from lycanthropes
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 220 to 221
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2437 to 2438
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12470] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist
Encounter: angry tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: angry tourist takes 14 damage.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 19 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 16 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: angry tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: angry tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 48 Meat.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 10: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 11: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 12: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 17: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 19: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: angry tourist takes 1081 damage.
You gain 593 Meat.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 5 attack power.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 7 defense.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VII, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat.
Preference lovebugsMeatDrop changed from 66 to 67
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3086 Meat
After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us.
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: How to Avoid Scams
After Battle: You gain 8 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 10 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 22 Chutzpah
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 221 to 222
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2438 to 2439
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 31 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2439 to 2440
[12471] Barf Mountain
Encounter: angry tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: angry tourist takes 9 damage.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 13 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 13 defense.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: angry tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: angry tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 11: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 13: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 47 Meat.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 14: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 15: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 18: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 19: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: angry tourist takes 1057 damage.
You gain 471 Meat.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 8 attack power.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 8 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con X, when you armwrestled CheeseMosquito the Wonderful. You lost, but it was a good workout!
After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3036 Meat
After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us.
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: expensive camera
After Battle: You gain 7 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 24 Sarcasm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 222 to 223
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2440 to 2441
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12472] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 77 Meat.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: You lose 3 hit points
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1086 damage.
You gain 571 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con 3-D, when both Fettucini Tomas and SexyBaconKid complimented you on your dancing.
After Battle: You gain 9 Cheek
After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat.
Preference lovebugsMeatDrop changed from 67 to 68
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3403 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 11 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 20 Smarm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 223 to 224
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2441 to 2442
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 40 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2442 to 2443
[12473] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 64 Meat.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1070 damage.
You gain 400 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con VII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
After Battle: You gain 6 Sarcasm
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3108 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 7 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 10 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 22 Sarcasm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 224 to 225
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2443 to 2444
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12474] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 12 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 65 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1044 damage.
You gain 594 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VIII, when both RumPunk and MariachiThief complimented you on your dancing.
After Battle: You gain 9 Cheek
After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat.
Preference lovebugsMeatDrop changed from 68 to 69
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2940 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: normal barrel
After Battle: You gain 12 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 11 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 17 Cheek
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 225 to 226
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2444 to 2445
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12475] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 14: You lose 3 hit points
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 16: You lose 1 hit point
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 47 Meat.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1077 damage.
You gain 526 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con V, when both Food Toby and FettuciniRest complimented you on your dancing.
After Battle: You gain 10 Smarm
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2592 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 9 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 26 Cheek
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 226 to 227
Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from false to true
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2445 to 2446
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 30 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2446 to 2447
[12476] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby
Encounter: This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby
Took choice 1073/1: gain stats and meat
choice.php?whichchoice=1073&option=1&pwd
You gain 151 Strengthliness
You gain 187 Mysteriousness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain 209 Roguishness
You gain 1,598 Meat
Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from true to false
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2447 to 2448
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12477] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 54 Meat.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 5: You lose 3 hit points
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 21: You lose 2 hit points
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1048 damage.
You gain 569 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VI, when both Crazy Randy and Miss Fettucini complimented you on your dancing.
After Battle: You gain 10 Roguishness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3048 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: normal barrel
After Battle: You gain 7 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 13 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 22 Chutzpah
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 227 to 228
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2448 to 2449
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12478] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 66 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 12: You lose 2 hit points
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1064 damage.
You gain 485 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con X, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
After Battle: You gain 6 Cheek
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3024 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: normal barrel
After Battle: You gain 18 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 11 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 10 Roguishness
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 228 to 229
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2449 to 2450
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 38 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2450 to 2451
[12479] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
You gain 73 Meat.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: You lose 3 hit points
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 20: You lose 2 hit points
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1072 damage.
You gain 546 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con VII, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness
After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
Preference lovebugsMysticality changed from 920 to 925
After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2952 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: normal barrel
After Battle: You gain 14 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 10 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 18 Smarm
You acquire an item: Arrow (+1)
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 229 to 230
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2451 to 2452
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12480] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Encounter: horrible tourist family
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 10 damage.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 19 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 14 defense.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
You gain 64 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 7: You lose 2 hit points
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1045 damage.
You gain 510 Meat.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 8 defense.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VIII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
After Battle: You gain 7 Cheek
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3072 Meat
After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10)
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks
After Battle: You gain 9 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 21 Sarcasm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 230 to 231
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2452 to 2453
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12481] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to angry tourist
Encounter: angry tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: angry tourist takes 13 damage.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 15 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 17 defense.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: angry tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 59 Meat.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: angry tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 3: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 10: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 11: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 12: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 13: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 15: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 17: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 19: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 21: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: angry tourist takes 1081 damage.
You gain 405 Meat.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 7 attack power.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 6 defense.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con V, when both DankElkDude and FuzzyMood complimented you on your dancing.
After Battle: You gain 10 Sarcasm
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2988 Meat
After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us.
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: expensive camera
You acquire an item: How to Avoid Scams
After Battle: You gain 7 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 24 Roguishness
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 231 to 232
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to angry tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2453 to 2454
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 30 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2454 to 2455
[12482] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 53 Meat.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1046 damage.
You gain 455 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VII, when both SexyBaby and FantasticAndy complimented you on your dancing.
After Battle: You gain 10 Roguishness
After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
Preference lovebugsMuscle changed from 859 to 863
After Battle: You gain 4 Beefiness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2976 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 11 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 14 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 16 Cheek
You acquire an item: Azurite
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 232 to 233
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2455 to 2456
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 35 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2456 to 2457
[12483] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 12 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 49 Meat.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1051 damage.
You gain 401 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VI, when you and CoolAgent took turns doing benchpresses with TequilaKing's car. Wait, did that really happen?
After Battle: You gain 9 Strongness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2832 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: normal barrel
After Battle: You gain 11 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 21 Cheek
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 233 to 234
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2457 to 2458
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12484] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 42 Meat.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: You lose 3 hit points
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1073 damage.
You gain 433 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con 3-D, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
After Battle: You gain 8 Fortitude
After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat.
Preference lovebugsMeatDrop changed from 69 to 70
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3294 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 14 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 17 Cheek
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 234 to 235
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2458 to 2459
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 36 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2459 to 2460
[12485] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Encounter: horrible tourist family
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 11 damage.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 13 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 19 defense.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 3 damage.
Round 2: You lose 3 hit points
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 62 Meat.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: You lose 1 hit point
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1085 damage.
You gain 484 Meat.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 10 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con XI, when LankyGreatMage gave you that delicious drink. It was so good! You go into your kitchen and try to recreate it.
You acquire an item: Gnollish sangria
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3048 Meat
After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10)
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks
After Battle: You gain 13 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 4 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 26 Chutzpah
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 235 to 236
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2460 to 2461
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12486] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: You lose 3 hit points
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 70 Meat.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1065 damage.
You gain 416 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VIII, when you and King Burrito and GoldenVictor won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2928 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
After Battle: You gain 7 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 16 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 18 Chutzpah
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 236 to 237
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2461 to 2462
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12487] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to Knob Goblin Embezzler
Encounter: Knob Goblin Embezzler
Preference _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonsterCount changed from 105 to 106
Preference relayCounters changed from 13466:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif to
Preference relayCounters changed from to 13556:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 1: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 11 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2462 to 2463
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
> In fight, trying to get away to return items to stash...
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Round 1: mx indigo attacks!
Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 1086 damage.
You gain 693 Meat.
Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 9 attack power.
Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 10 defense.
Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 2: Knob Goblin Embezzler takes 6 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con XII, when MustardCrocodileThug taught you to play that really complicated board game.
After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 8030 Meat
After Battle: Goblins like this always have a bottle of beer concealed in their arm.
You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: meat stack
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor
You acquire an item: embezzler's oil
After Battle: You gain 2 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 7 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 13 Sarcasm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 237 to 238
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to Knob Goblin Embezzler
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2463 to 2464
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2464 to 2465
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2465 to 2466
add to stash: 1 repaid diaper
> Returned repaid diaper to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
unequip acc1
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2466 to 2467
add to stash: 1 mafia pointer finger ring
> Returned mafia pointer finger ring to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2467 to 2468
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2468 to 2469
Preference logPreferenceChange changed from true to false
> You fought 6 Knob Goblin Embezzler at the beginning of the day, and an additional 0 digitized Knob Goblin Embezzler throughout the day. Good work, probably!
> Including this, you have fought 100 across all ascensions today
> Extreme Items:
> 1 time's arrow worth 33836 total
> 77 bag of park garbage worth 14553 total
> 2 FunFunds™ worth 13410 total
> -33 Mountain Stream soda worth -8019 total
> 1 arrowgram worth 0 total
> 1 garbage juice slurpee worth 5 total
> This run of garbo, across 80 turns you generated 368,787 meat, with 285,080 raw meat and 83,707 from items
> So far today, across 383 turns you generated 2,863,471 meat, with 1,809,128 raw meat and 1,054,343 from items
> Using adventure value 5000.
> Local Version: 29c29418a70264f32aa9140c07cee65091eb5e94 (built from main@1359e614c80d46351c52bd2489cedcb81d117dd9)
> Garbo is up to date!
> Collecting garbage!
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference dontStopForCounters changed from false to true
Preference hpAutoRecovery changed from 0.6 to -0.05
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 1.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecovery changed from 0.05 to -0.05
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.2 to 0
Preference currentMood changed from default to apathetic
Preference libramSkillsSoftcore changed from all to none
Preference valueOfInventory changed from 1.8 to 2
Preference choiceAdventure1108 changed from 3 to 1
Preference choiceAdventure1340 changed from 0 to 1
Preference choiceAdventure1341 changed from 0 to 1
Preference shadowLabyrinthGoal changed from browser to effects
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2474 to 2475
remove from stash: 1 repaid diaper
You acquire an item: repaid diaper
> Took repaid diaper from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2475 to 2476
remove from stash: 1 mafia pointer finger ring
You acquire an item: mafia pointer finger ring
> Took mafia pointer finger ring from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2476 to 2477
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2477 to 2478
> Skipping fancy chocolate sculpture; too expensive (71890 > 30000).
mallsearch "possessed sugar cube"
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
>
> Executing Daily Familiars/Moveable feast
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2478 to 2479
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2479 to 2480
>
> Executing Daily/Configure I Voted! Sticker
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
>
> Executing Daily/Verify Horsery
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
>
> Executing Daily/Check Barf Mountain Quest
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
Visiting the Employee Assignment Kiosk
>
> Executing Daily Items/Clear Existing Rufus Quest
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
>
> Executing Daily Items/Treat
familiar Trick-or-Treating Tot (28 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2480 to 2481
Unequip Obtuse Angel
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2481 to 2482
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2482 to 2483
equip weapon porcelain police baton
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2483 to 2484
equip off-hand porcelain pepper mill
equip hat porcelain porkpie
equip back porcelain pelerine
equip pants porcelain plus-fours
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2484 to 2485
equip acc1 porcelain phantom mask
> CCS: [default]\n "abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!";"
> Autoattack macro: abort "We were planning on Treating, but we've been Tricked!";
place.php?whichplace=town&action=town_trickortreat
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference choiceAdventure1324 changed from 0 to 5
Preference choiceAdventure1387 changed from to 2
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
>
> Executing Free Fight/Trick
familiar Obtuse Angel (39 lbs)
Unequip Trick-or-Treating Tot
equip familiar amulet coin
equip hat wolfman mask
Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Crown of Thrones", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -hat, 142.2 "bonus Buddy Bjorn", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.71 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
equip weapon cursed pirate cutlass
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2485 to 2486
equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2486 to 2487
equip back Buddy Bjorn
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2487 to 2488
equip shirt Stephen's lab coat
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2488 to 2489
equip pants repaid diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2489 to 2490
equip acc1 Belt of Loathing
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2490 to 2491
equip acc2 bakelite badge
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2491 to 2492
equip acc3 Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2492 to 2493
equip familiar Snow Suit
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2493 to 2494
Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to Tailor the Snow Suit
Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2494 to 2495
Took choice 640/5: Restores 1-10 MP after combat
choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=5
Preference snowsuit changed from nose to hat
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2495 to 2496
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2496 to 2497
> Maximize: Familiar Weight
Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit
Took choice 640/3: +10% item drops, can drop carrot nose
choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=3
Preference snowsuit changed from hat to nose
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2497 to 2498
equip hat Crown of Thrones
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2498 to 2499
enthrone none
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2499 to 2500
equip hat wolfman mask
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2500 to 2501
bjornify Flaming Gravy Fairy (83 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2501 to 2502
> CCS: [default]\n "if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;"
> Autoattack macro: if hasskill Curse of Weaksauce;skill Curse of Weaksauce;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh indigo cup;use Rain-Doh indigo cup;endif;if hascombatitem Rain-Doh blue balls;use Rain-Doh blue balls;endif;while !pastround 3 && !hppercentbelow 25;use seal tooth;endwhile;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2502 to 2503
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2503 to 2504
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference nextAdventure changed from Barf Mountain to None
Preference nextAdventure changed from None to Barf Mountain
Maximizer: MP
equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2504 to 2505
equip weapon frying brainpan
equip off-hand red wagon
equip back carpe
equip shirt sea salt scrubs
equip pants Jeans of Loathing
equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch
equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet
equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze
equip familiar Mayflower bouquet
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2505 to 2506
remove from stash: 1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card
You acquire an item: Platinum Yendorian Express Card
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2506 to 2507
> Took Platinum Yendorian Express Card from stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2507 to 2508
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2508 to 2509
add to stash: 1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2509 to 2510
> Returned Platinum Yendorian Express Card to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2510 to 2511
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings to _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from true to false
Preference customCombatScript changed from garbo to grimoire_macro
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
equip weapon haiku katana
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2511 to 2512
equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2512 to 2513
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe"
equip hat Crown of Thrones
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2513 to 2514
equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2514 to 2515
equip shirt origami pasties
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2515 to 2516
equip pants Pantsgiving
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2516 to 2517
equip acc2 cheap sunglasses
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2517 to 2518
equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2518 to 2519
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2519 to 2520
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2520 to 2521
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
equip back Buddy Bjorn
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2521 to 2522
bjornify none
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2522 to 2523
equip back carpe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2523 to 2524
enthrone Flaming Gravy Fairy (35 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2524 to 2525
equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2525 to 2526
equip weapon frying brainpan
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2526 to 2527
equip off-hand red wagon
equip shirt sea salt scrubs
equip pants Jeans of Loathing
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2527 to 2528
equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch
equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet
equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze
equip familiar Mayflower bouquet
familiar Hobo Monkey (35 lbs)
equip familiar amulet coin
equip weapon haiku katana
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2528 to 2529
equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2529 to 2530
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe"
equip hat Crown of Thrones
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2530 to 2531
equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2531 to 2532
equip shirt origami pasties
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2532 to 2533
equip pants repaid diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2533 to 2534
equip acc2 cheap sunglasses
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2534 to 2535
equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2535 to 2536
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2536 to 2537
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
familiar Obtuse Angel (55 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2537 to 2538
equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2538 to 2539
equip weapon frying brainpan
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2539 to 2540
equip off-hand red wagon
equip shirt sea salt scrubs
equip pants Jeans of Loathing
equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch
equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet
equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze
familiar Bloovian Groose (35 lbs)
Unequip Hobo Monkey
equip familiar amulet coin
equip weapon haiku katana
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2540 to 2541
equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2541 to 2542
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip bag of many confections", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip cursed magnifying glass", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip li'l pirate costume", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip protonic accelerator pack", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶10058", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -"equip ¶9990", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe"
equip hat Crown of Thrones
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2542 to 2543
equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2543 to 2544
equip shirt origami pasties
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2544 to 2545
equip pants repaid diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2545 to 2546
equip acc2 cheap sunglasses
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2546 to 2547
equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2547 to 2548
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2548 to 2549
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
familiar Obtuse Angel (55 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2549 to 2550
equip hat Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2550 to 2551
equip weapon frying brainpan
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2551 to 2552
equip off-hand red wagon
equip shirt sea salt scrubs
equip pants Jeans of Loathing
equip acc1 Brimstone Brooch
equip acc2 Brimstone Bracelet
equip acc3 Drunkula's ring of haze
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
equip weapon haiku katana
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2552 to 2553
equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2553 to 2554
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
equip hat Crown of Thrones
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2554 to 2555
equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2555 to 2556
equip shirt origami pasties
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2556 to 2557
equip pants Pantsgiving
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2557 to 2558
equip acc2 cheap sunglasses
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2558 to 2559
equip acc3 incredibly dense meat gem
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2559 to 2560
Unequip Bloovian Groose
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2560 to 2561
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2561 to 2562
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2562 to 2563
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2563 to 2564
[12488] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from Tailor the Snow Suit to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 12 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 72 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1051 damage.
You gain 469 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con V, when you and BearPunk the Continuing took turns doing benchpresses with OmegaSpy's car. Wait, did that really happen?
After Battle: You gain 9 Strengthliness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2736 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 15 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 19 Cheek
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 238 to 239
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from Knob Goblin Embezzler to garbage tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2564 to 2565
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 33 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2565 to 2566
[12489] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist
Encounter: angry tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: angry tourist takes 11 damage.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 16 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 17 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: angry tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: angry tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 50 Meat.
Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 10: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 12: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 13: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 15: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 18: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: angry tourist takes 1081 damage.
You gain 463 Meat.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 8 attack power.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 7 defense.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con XII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
After Battle: You gain 6 Sarcasm
After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
Preference lovebugsMuscle changed from 863 to 867
After Battle: You gain 4 Fortitude
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2760 Meat
After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us.
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: expensive camera
You acquire an item: garbage juice slurpee
After Battle: You gain 10 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 20 Smarm
You acquire an item: Eye Agate
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 239 to 240
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2566 to 2567
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12490] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 56 Meat.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: You lose 3 hit points
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 12: You lose 3 hit points
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1067 damage.
You gain 553 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con V, when you and FoodBaby took turns doing benchpresses with SleazyKing's car. Wait, did that really happen?
After Battle: You gain 9 Fortitude
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3036 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 8 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 26 Smarm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 240 to 241
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2567 to 2568
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 36 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2568 to 2569
[12491] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Encounter: horrible tourist family
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 10 damage.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 14 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 17 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
You gain 45 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 16: You lose 2 hit points
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 19: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1075 damage.
You gain 413 Meat.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 8 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 6 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con 3-D, when you and PokeyMadMage and TurkeyStork won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness
After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
Preference lovebugsMuscle changed from 867 to 871
After Battle: You gain 4 Beefiness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2664 Meat
After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10)
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: filthy child leash
You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks
After Battle: You gain 10 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 20 Chutzpah
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 241 to 242
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2569 to 2570
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12492] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to angry tourist
Encounter: angry tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: angry tourist takes 13 damage.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 14 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 14 defense.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: angry tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: angry tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 57 Meat.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 7: You lose 1 hit point
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 10: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 12: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 16: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 19: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: You lose 1 hit point
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 21: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: angry tourist takes 1059 damage.
You gain 546 Meat.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 8 attack power.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 8 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con XI, when both Chief Pokey and MajesticBear complimented you on your dancing.
After Battle: You gain 9 Sarcasm
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3444 Meat
After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us.
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: expensive camera
You acquire an item: cheap sunglasses
You acquire an item: How to Avoid Scams
You acquire an item: garbage juice slurpee
After Battle: You gain 10 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 7 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 25 Sarcasm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 242 to 243
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to angry tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2570 to 2571
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12493] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: You lose 3 hit points
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 61 Meat.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: You lose 1 hit point
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1052 damage.
You gain 401 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VII, when you and WonderBarbarian totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
After Battle: You gain 9 Roguishness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2760 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 12 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 11 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 17 Sarcasm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 243 to 244
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2571 to 2572
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 33 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2572 to 2573
[12494] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 74 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1064 damage.
You gain 453 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con 3-D, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3144 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 8 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 25 Smarm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 244 to 245
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2573 to 2574
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12495] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 69 Meat.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 6: You lose 2 hit points
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: You lose 2 hit points
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1067 damage.
You gain 572 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con V, when you and FourthWarrior the Drunk and TigerDecision won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness
After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat.
Preference lovebugsMeatDrop changed from 70 to 71
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3050 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
After Battle: You gain 10 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 21 Sarcasm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 245 to 246
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2574 to 2575
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 35 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2575 to 2576
[12496] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 12 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 40 Meat.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 13: You lose 3 hit points
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: You lose 1 hit point
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1072 damage.
You gain 456 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con XII, when you and BoozeBeast took turns doing benchpresses with Douglas the Limitless's car. Wait, did that really happen?
After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2976 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
After Battle: You gain 12 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 19 Cheek
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 246 to 247
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2576 to 2577
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
You gain 627 hit points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2577 to 2578
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 37 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2578 to 2579
[12497] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 69 Meat.
Round 4: You lose 3 hit points
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1048 damage.
You gain 435 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con VIII, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
After Battle: You gain 8 Strengthliness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2856 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 7 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 24 Cheek
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 247 to 248
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2579 to 2580
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12498] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 56 Meat.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: You lose 2 hit points
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1081 damage.
You gain 450 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con XII, when BeefyQueen the Contemptful taught you to play that really complicated board game.
After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3060 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 5 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 27 Roguishness
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 248 to 249
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2580 to 2581
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 35 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2581 to 2582
[12499] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Encounter: horrible tourist family
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 12 damage.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 14 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 16 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
You gain 77 Meat.
Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 10: You lose 2 hit points
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 16: You lose 1 hit point
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: You lose 1 hit point
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1059 damage.
You gain 479 Meat.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 5 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 7 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con XII, when you and ChickenFighter totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
After Battle: You gain 8 Cheek
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2592 Meat
After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10)
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks
After Battle: You gain 8 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 15 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 16 Chutzpah
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 249 to 250
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from false to true
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2582 to 2583
>
> Executing Postcombat/Fun-Guy Spores
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2583 to 2584
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2584 to 2585
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 30 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2585 to 2586
[12500] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby
Encounter: This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby
Took choice 1073/1: gain stats and meat
choice.php?whichchoice=1073&option=1&pwd
You gain 154 Beefiness
You gain 193 Magicalness
You gain 175 Sarcasm
You gain 1,565 Meat
Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from true to false
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2586 to 2587
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12501] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby to angry tourist
Encounter: angry tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: angry tourist takes 13 damage.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 12 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 20 defense.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: angry tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: angry tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 12: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 72 Meat.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 15: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 17: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 18: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 19: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 21: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: angry tourist takes 1045 damage.
You gain 500 Meat.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 7 defense.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con IX, when you and NoodleChief took turns doing benchpresses with AwesomePunk's car. Wait, did that really happen?
After Battle: You gain 9 Strengthliness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3060 Meat
After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us.
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: How to Avoid Scams
After Battle: You gain 10 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 21 Chutzpah
You acquire an item: scroll of protection from lycanthropes
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 250 to 251
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to angry tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2587 to 2588
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12502] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to horrible tourist family
Encounter: horrible tourist family
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 14 damage.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 18 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 16 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
You gain 50 Meat.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 15: You lose 1 hit point
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1052 damage.
You gain 510 Meat.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 7 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 7 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con II, when you and Captain Mad took turns doing benchpresses with PizzaFighter's car. Wait, did that really happen?
After Battle: You gain 9 Fortitude
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2628 Meat
After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10)
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
After Battle: You gain 8 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 14 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 18 Sarcasm
You acquire an item: Arrow (+1)
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 251 to 252
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to horrible tourist family
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2588 to 2589
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12503] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 66 Meat.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 8: You lose 2 hit points
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1061 damage.
You gain 458 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con IV, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat.
Preference lovebugsMeatDrop changed from 71 to 72
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2623 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
After Battle: You gain 10 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 21 Smarm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 252 to 253
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2589 to 2590
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 32 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2590 to 2591
[12504] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 72 Meat.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: You lose 2 hit points
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1064 damage.
You gain 427 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VII, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
Preference lovebugsItemDrop changed from 204 to 205
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2868 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 5 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 14 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 21 Roguishness
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 253 to 254
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2591 to 2592
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12505] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 63 Meat.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: You lose 2 hit points
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1054 damage.
You gain 576 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con II, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
Preference lovebugsMysticality changed from 925 to 929
After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3336 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: normal barrel
After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 3 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 33 Sarcasm
You acquire an item: Azurite
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 254 to 255
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2592 to 2593
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 40 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2593 to 2594
[12506] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 43 Meat.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: You lose 2 hit points
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1065 damage.
You gain 570 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con X, when Super Paul bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator!
You acquire an item: pr0n taco
After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
Preference lovebugsMoxie changed from 1081 to 1087
After Battle: You gain 6 Roguishness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2544 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 12 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 20 Chutzpah
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 255 to 256
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2594 to 2595
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12507] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist
Encounter: angry tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: angry tourist takes 11 damage.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 16 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 16 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 43 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: angry tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: angry tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 12: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 14: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 14: You lose 1 hit point
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: angry tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 16: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 17: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 18: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 20: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: angry tourist takes 1074 damage.
You gain 472 Meat.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 8 attack power.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 6 defense.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con XI, when you and BeefBeast and Queen Pork won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness
After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
Preference lovebugsMoxie changed from 1087 to 1091
After Battle: You gain 4 Chutzpah
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2772 Meat
After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us.
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: How to Avoid Scams
You acquire an item: garbage juice slurpee
After Battle: You gain 10 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 7 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 22 Smarm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 256 to 257
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2595 to 2596
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 32 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2596 to 2597
[12508] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 52 Meat.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: You lose 2 hit points
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1038 damage.
You gain 423 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con V, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
After Battle: You gain 8 Strongness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3264 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 11 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 21 Chutzpah
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 257 to 258
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2597 to 2598
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12509] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Encounter: horrible tourist family
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 11 damage.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 16 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 13 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
You gain 54 Meat.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 7: You lose 2 hit points
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 17: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 21: You lose 2 hit points
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1051 damage.
You gain 460 Meat.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 8 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con XI, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place...
You acquire an item: wind-up Whatsian robot
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2892 Meat
After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10)
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: filthy child leash
You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks
You acquire an item: arrowgram
After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 10 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 26 Roguishness
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 258 to 259
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2598 to 2599
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 30 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2599 to 2600
[12510] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 12 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 58 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1041 damage.
You gain 545 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con II, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
After Battle: You gain 8 Strongness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2712 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 15 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 19 Cheek
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 259 to 260
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2600 to 2601
>
> Executing Non Barf Turn/Vamp Out (sober)
equip acc1 plastic vampire fangs
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2601 to 2602
Maximizer: Familiar Weight, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 500 "bonus tiny stillsuit", 500 "bonus vampyric cloake", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.71 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
equip weapon cursed pirate cutlass
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2602 to 2603
equip back Camp Scout backpack
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2603 to 2604
equip shirt Stephen's lab coat
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2604 to 2605
equip pants repaid diaper
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2605 to 2606
equip acc2 Belt of Loathing
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2606 to 2607
equip acc3 bakelite badge
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2607 to 2608
equip familiar Snow Suit
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2608 to 2609
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to Tailor the Snow Suit
Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2609 to 2610
Took choice 640/5: Restores 1-10 MP after combat
choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=5
Preference snowsuit changed from nose to hat
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2610 to 2611
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2611 to 2612
> Maximize: Familiar Weight
Encounter: Tailor the Snow Suit
Took choice 640/3: +10% item drops, can drop carrot nose
choice.php?whichchoice=640&option=3
Preference snowsuit changed from hat to nose
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2612 to 2613
> CCS: [default]\n ";"
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2613 to 2614
Preference choiceAdventure546 changed from 0 to 12
place.php?whichplace=town&action=town_vampout
Preference lastEncounter changed from Tailor the Snow Suit to Interview With You
Encounter: Interview With You
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2614 to 2615
Encounter: Interview With You - Goal Pride of the Vampire and Interview With You (a Vampire)
Action: Visit The Masquerade
Encounter: Interview With You
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2615 to 2616
Action: "An abandoned, graffiti-covered warehouse."
Encounter: Interview With You
Action: "An angry growl promising impending violence."
Encounter: Interview With You
Action: "The Clash."
Encounter: Interview With You
Action: "I tuned my motorcycle for maximum noise."
Encounter: Interview With You
Action: "Lager."
Encounter: Interview With You
Action: Speak to the Ventrilo representative.
Encounter: Interview With You
Action: Speak to the Malkovich representative.
Encounter: Interview With You
Action: Speak to the Torremolinos representative.
Encounter: Interview With You
Action: Speak to the Brouhaha representative.
Encounter: Interview With You
Action: "Yes."
Encounter: Interview With You
Action: And the result is...
Preference _interviewMasquerade changed from false to true
You acquire an effect: Pride of the Vampire (30)
You acquire an item: Interview With You (a Vampire)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2616 to 2617
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
equip weapon haiku katana
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2617 to 2618
equip acc1 mafia pointer finger ring
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2618 to 2619
custom outfit Script Outfit 4
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2619 to 2620
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2620 to 2621
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2621 to 2622
[12512] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from Interview With You to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 16 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 68 Meat.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: You lose 2 hit points
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: You lose 2 hit points
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1412 damage.
You gain 485 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con V, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place...
You acquire an item: Prunets
After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
Preference lovebugsItemDrop changed from 205 to 206
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3036 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 13 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 18 Smarm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 260 to 261
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2622 to 2623
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 37 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2623 to 2624
[12513] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 12 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 61 Meat.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: You lose 1 hit point
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 21: You lose 1 hit point
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1436 damage.
You gain 572 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 8 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VI, when you and CoolThug totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
After Battle: You gain 8 Chutzpah
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3360 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 12 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 18 Smarm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 261 to 262
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2624 to 2625
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12514] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 40 Meat.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 15: You lose 3 hit points
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: You lose 2 hit points
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1431 damage.
You gain 560 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con II, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2940 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 7 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 27 Smarm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 262 to 263
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2625 to 2626
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 34 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2626 to 2627
[12515] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to Doggy Heaven
Encounter: Doggy Heaven
You acquire an item: FunFunds™
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2627 to 2628
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12515] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from Doggy Heaven to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 14 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 76 Meat.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: You lose 2 hit points
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1392 damage.
You gain 582 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con V, when you and NoodleIsaiah totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
After Battle: You gain 8 Cheek
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2748 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: normal barrel
After Battle: You gain 7 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 15 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 19 Roguishness
You gain a Moxie point!
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 263 to 264
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2628 to 2629
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12516] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Encounter: horrible tourist family
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 10 damage.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 18 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 15 defense.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 70 Meat.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 14: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 16: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 18: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1429 damage.
You gain 487 Meat.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 5 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 9 defense.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con XI, when Mariah the Intense gave you that delicious drink. It was so good! You go into your kitchen and try to recreate it.
You acquire an item: tangarita
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3528 Meat
After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10)
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks
After Battle: You gain 13 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 21 Sarcasm
You acquire an item: Azurite
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 264 to 265
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2629 to 2630
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 39 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2630 to 2631
[12517] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 69 Meat.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1419 damage.
You gain 452 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con XI, when you and FluffyBeast and BoozeKid won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3096 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 9 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 22 Cheek
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 265 to 266
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2631 to 2632
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12518] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 13 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 42 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 7 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 7 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: You lose 2 hit points
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1415 damage.
You gain 444 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 10 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con X, when both PastaBaby and GreatTurtle complimented you on your dancing.
After Battle: You gain 10 Cheek
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2580 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 26 Chutzpah
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 266 to 267
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2632 to 2633
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 37 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2633 to 2634
[12519] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 12 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 41 Meat.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1413 damage.
You gain 571 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con V, when MajesticAgent bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator!
You acquire an item: candy mountain oyster
After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
Preference lovebugsMysticality changed from 929 to 934
After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3120 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: normal barrel
After Battle: You gain 11 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 25 Chutzpah
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 267 to 268
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2634 to 2635
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12520] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 17 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 13 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 53 Meat.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1415 damage.
You gain 505 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con 3-D, when both Joey the Majestic and Punk Joey complimented you on your dancing.
After Battle: You gain 10 Smarm
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3132 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: normal barrel
After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 16 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 15 Cheek
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 268 to 269
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2635 to 2636
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12521] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 9 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
You gain 60 Meat.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: You lose 2 hit points
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 16: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1410 damage.
You gain 581 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VIII, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3324 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 8 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 24 Sarcasm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 269 to 270
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2636 to 2637
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 40 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2637 to 2638
[12522] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
You gain 79 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: You lose 2 hit points
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: You lose 2 hit points
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1428 damage.
You gain 591 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con X, when you and FoodQuinn took turns doing benchpresses with MythicJuggalette the Fiery's car. Wait, did that really happen?
After Battle: You gain 9 Strengthliness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3588 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 7 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 24 Chutzpah
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 270 to 271
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2638 to 2639
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12523] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 18 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 6: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 45 Meat.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 17: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1441 damage.
You gain 482 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con VII, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
After Battle: You gain 8 Strengthliness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2556 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 11 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 12 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 18 Cheek
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 271 to 272
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2639 to 2640
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 39 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2640 to 2641
[12524] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Encounter: horrible tourist family
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 9 damage.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 16 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 15 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponents writhe as they take 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: horrible tourist family takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponents writhe as they take 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: horrible tourist family takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponents writhe as they take 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: horrible tourist family takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 4: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
You gain 64 Meat.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 5: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 5: You lose 2 hit points
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 7: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 10: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 11: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 12: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 13: horrible tourist family drops 4 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: horrible tourist family drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 4 attack power.
Round 21: horrible tourist family drops 2 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: horrible tourist family takes 1420 damage.
You gain 568 Meat.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 10 attack power.
Round 22: horrible tourist family drops 8 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con X, when you and CrazyAwesomeKitten totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
After Battle: You gain 8 Sarcasm
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2820 Meat
After Battle: Monsters 101 will teach you that the horrible tourist family's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing (10)
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks
After Battle: You gain 7 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 12 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 19 Sarcasm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 272 to 273
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to horrible tourist family
Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from false to true
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2641 to 2642
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12525] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from horrible tourist family to This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby
Encounter: This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby
Took choice 1073/1: gain stats and meat
choice.php?whichchoice=1073&option=1&pwd
You gain 163 Muscleboundness
You gain 183 Mysteriousness
You gain 200 Sarcasm
You gain 1,844 Meat
Preference dinseyRollercoasterNext changed from true to false
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2642 to 2643
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Crimbo Shrub (expected value of 2500.0 from familiar drops, 0.0 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
familiar Crimbo Shrub (22 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2643 to 2644
Unequip Obtuse Angel
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2644 to 2645
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2645 to 2646
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2646 to 2647
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Open a Big Red Present;skill Open a Big Red Present;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Open a Big Red Present;skill Open a Big Red Present;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2647 to 2648
[12526] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from This Ride Is Like... A Rollercoaster Baby Baby to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage.
You gain 2,815 Meat.
You acquire an effect: Everything Looks Red (99)
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 69 Meat.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 18 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 19 defense.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 6: You lose 2 hit points
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 8: You lose 2 hit points
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 10: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: Woddeus's bells jingle merrily.
Round 11: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 11: You lose 3 hit points
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 13: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 15: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 21: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1419 damage.
You gain 519 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con XII, when Freddy the Drunk taught you to play that really complicated board game.
After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3012 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: Woddeus covers your wounds with a poultice made of eggnog, peppermint schnapps, and holly leaves. Surprisingly, it seems to work.
After Battle: You gain 37 hit points
After Battle: Woddeus is so excited about Crimbo that he starts doing backflips. (+8 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 12 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 14 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 21 Smarm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 273 to 274
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from horrible tourist family to garbage tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2648 to 2649
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
familiar Obtuse Angel (35 lbs)
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2649 to 2650
Unequip Crimbo Shrub
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2650 to 2651
equip familiar amulet coin
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2651 to 2652
Maximizer: -tie, 0.72 Item Drop, 2.5 Meat Drop, -"equip Amulet of Perpetual Darkness", -"equip Buddy Bjorn", -"equip Spooky Putty ball", -"equip Spooky Putty leotard", -"equip Spooky Putty mitre", -"equip Spooky Putty snake", -"equip broken champagne bottle", -"equip dice-shaped backpack", -"equip papier-masque", -"equip papier-mitre", -"equip smoke ball", -"equip stinky fannypack", -"equip ¶5868", -"equip ¶5869", -"equip ¶5872", -acc1, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -weapon, 142.2 "bonus Crown of Thrones", 287.51 "bonus bag of many confections", 622.39 "bonus KoL Con 13 snowglobe", 9.84 "bonus Mayflower bouquet"
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2652 to 2653
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2653 to 2654
[12527] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist
Encounter: angry tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: angry tourist takes 9 damage.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 18 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 18 defense.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 1: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as he takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: angry tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as he takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: angry tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as he takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: angry tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 4: angry tourist drops 2 defense.
You gain 71 Meat.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 8: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 13: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 15: angry tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: angry tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 17: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 20: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: angry tourist takes 1383 damage.
You gain 453 Meat.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 9 attack power.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 10 defense.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 22: angry tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VI, when MajesticKoala gave you that delicious drink. It was so good! You go into your kitchen and try to recreate it.
You acquire an item: bottle of Domesticated Turkey
After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
Preference lovebugsMuscle changed from 871 to 876
After Battle: You gain 5 Strengthliness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 3336 Meat
After Battle: Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from fish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us.
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: expensive camera
You acquire an item: garbage juice slurpee
After Battle: You gain 8 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 12 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 20 Chutzpah
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 274 to 275
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from garbage tourist to angry tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2654 to 2655
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 33 Mojo Points
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2655 to 2656
[12528] Barf Mountain
Preference lastEncounter changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 11 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 14 defense.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 6 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 6 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 3 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 3 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 4: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 43 Meat.
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 8: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 9: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: You lose 3 hit points
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1390 damage.
You gain 516 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 6 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 5 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con IX, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness
After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
Preference lovebugsMoxie changed from 1091 to 1096
After Battle: You gain 5 Cheek
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2904 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
After Battle: You gain 14 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 17 Chutzpah
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 275 to 276
Preference lastCopyableMonster changed from angry tourist to garbage tourist
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2656 to 2657
>
> Executing Barf Turn/Barf
> Choosing to use Obtuse Angel (expected value of 676.7 from familiar drops, 66.1 from familiar abilities and 1333.2 from outfit) over Hobo Monkey (expected value of 75.0 from familiar drops, 681.1 from familiar abilities and 1247.4 from outfit).
> Maximize: 2.5 Meat Drop,0.72 Item Drop,-tie
> CCS: [default]\n "if (monsterid 530) && !gotjump && !(pastround 2);if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;endif;abort;"
> Autoattack macro: if monsterid 530;if hasskill Digitize;skill Digitize;endif;endif;if hasskill Bowl Straight Up;skill Bowl Straight Up;endif;if monstername angry tourist || monstername garbage tourist || monstername horrible tourist family || monstername Knob Goblin Embezzler || monstername sausage goblin;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && monstername sausage goblin;if hascombatitem Time-Spinner;use Time-Spinner;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill Pocket Crumbs;skill Pocket Crumbs;endif;endif;if !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5;if hasskill 7273;skill 7273;endif;endif;while !hppercentbelow 25 && monsterhpabove 5 && !pastround 20;use facsimile dictionary;endwhile;endif;if hasskill Summer Siesta;skill Summer Siesta;endif;if hasskill Disco Dance of Doom;skill Disco Dance of Doom;endif;if hasskill 5008;skill 5008;endif;if hasskill 5036;skill 5036;endif;while !pastround 24 && !hppercentbelow 25 && !missed 1 && !snarfblat 567;attack;endwhile;while hasskill Saucegeyser;skill Saucegeyser;endwhile;while hasskill Weapon of the Pastalord;skill Weapon of the Pastalord;endwhile;while hasskill Cannelloni Cannon;skill Cannelloni Cannon;endwhile;while hasskill Wave of Sauce;skill Wave of Sauce;endwhile;while hasskill Saucestorm;skill Saucestorm;endwhile;while hasskill Northern Explosion && snarfblat 567;skill Northern Explosion;endwhile;while hasskill Lunging Thrust-Smack && !snarfblat 567;skill 1005;endwhile;attack;repeat;
[12529] Barf Mountain
Encounter: garbage tourist
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 0: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 10 damage.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 15 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 19 defense.
Round 1: Flame-ey! showers a clump of hot nuggets onto you. Um. That's not a poop joke. She was carrying them in her purse.
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 1: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 1: Your opponent writhes as she takes 5 damage from the poison.
Round 1: garbage tourist takes 5 damage.
Round 1: mx indigo casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 2: Your opponent writhes as she takes 2 damage from the poison.
Round 2: garbage tourist takes 2 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 3: Your opponent writhes as she takes 1 damage from the poison.
Round 3: garbage tourist takes 1 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 4: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 5: You lose 3 hit points
Round 5: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
You gain 59 Meat.
Round 6: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 7: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 7: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 8: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 9: You lose 3 hit points
Round 9: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 10: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 11: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 11: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 4 attack power.
Round 12: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 12: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 13: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 2 attack power.
Round 14: garbage tourist drops 3 defense.
Round 14: You lose 2 hit points
Round 14: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 15: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 16: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 17: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 18: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 18: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 19: garbage tourist drops 4 defense.
Round 19: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 3 attack power.
Round 20: garbage tourist drops 2 defense.
Round 20: mx indigo uses the facsimile dictionary!
Round 21: You lose 2 hit points
Round 21: mx indigo casts SUMMER SIESTA!
Round 22: garbage tourist takes 1389 damage.
You gain 424 Meat.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 7 attack power.
Round 22: garbage tourist drops 9 defense.
Round 22: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con X, when you and Fantastic Riley totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
After Battle: You gain 9 Roguishness
After Battle: Flame-ey! surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
You gain 2868 Meat
After Battle: All elementals of this type, even non-cold ones, have a little bit of cold powder hidden in their torso.
You acquire an item: cold powder
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: bag of park garbage
After Battle: You gain 5 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 32 Smarm
Preference _pantsgivingCount changed from 276 to 277
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2657 to 2658
Preference logPreferenceChangeFilter changed from _lastCombatStarted,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,testudinalTeachings to garboEmbezzlerCount,garboEmbezzlerDate,garboEmbezzlerSources,libram_savedMacro,maximizerMRUList,spadingData,testudinalTeachings
Preference hpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference mpAutoRecoveryTarget changed from 0.0 to 0
Preference allowNonMoodBurning changed from false to true
Preference customCombatScript changed from grimoire_macro to garbo
Preference choiceAdventure546 changed from 12 to 0
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2658 to 2659
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2659 to 2660
You are currently a member of The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2660 to 2661
add to stash: 1 repaid diaper
> Returned repaid diaper to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
unequip acc1
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2661 to 2662
add to stash: 1 mafia pointer finger ring
> Returned mafia pointer finger ring to stash in The Consortium of the Syndicate of the Kingdom.
You are currently a member of Cool Guy Crew
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2662 to 2663
Preference _concoctionDatabaseRefreshes changed from 2663 to 2664
Preference logPreferenceChange changed from true to false
> You fought 6 Knob Goblin Embezzler at the beginning of the day, and an additional 0 digitized Knob Goblin Embezzler throughout the day. Good work, probably!
> Including this, you have fought 106 across all ascensions today
> Extreme Items:
> 39 bag of park garbage worth 7371 total
> 1 FunFunds™ worth 6705 total
> 1 Interview With You (a Vampire) worth 6300 total
> -18 Mountain Stream soda worth -4374 total
> 1 arrowgram worth 0 total
> 1 scroll of protection from lycanthropes worth 10 total
> This run of garbo, across 42 turns you generated 176,177 meat, with 143,681 raw meat and 32,496 from items
> So far today, across 425 turns you generated 3,039,648 meat, with 1,952,809 raw meat and 1,086,839 from items
mallsearch "haunted doghouse"
mallsearch "Witchess Set"
mallsearch "Source terminal"
> Outliers:
> Marginal MPA: 3,322.87 [raw] + -7,086,264.94 [items] (0 [outliers]) = -7,082,942.07 [total] (-7,082,942.07 [w/ outliers])
equip weapon Red Roger's red right hand
equip hat PirateRealm party hat
use 1 PirateRealm guest pass
place.php?whichplace=realm_pirate&action=pr_port
You acquire an item: PirateRealm eyepatch
equip acc1 PirateRealm eyepatch
place.php?whichplace=realm_pirate&action=pr_port
Encounter: Welcome to PirateRealm
Took choice 1346/1: Head to Groggy's
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1346&option=1
Encounter: Groggy's Tavern
Took choice 1347/2: the Pinch-Fisted
Cuisinier
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1347&option=2
Encounter: Seaside Curios
Took choice 1348/2: the cursed compass
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1348&option=2
Encounter: Dishonest Ed's Ships
You acquire an item: cursed compass
Took choice 1349/2: The Intimidating Galleon
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1349&option=2
Encounter: Time to Set Sail!
Took choice 1350/1: Head for the sea
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1350&option=1
[12530] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas
Encounter: Island #1, Who Are You?
mallsearch cocoa
choice 1352/1: Crab Island
choice 1352/2: Glass Island
choice 1352/3: Battle Island
choice 1352/6: Dessert Island
Took choice 1352/6: Dessert Island
[12530] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas
Encounter: Who Pirates the Pirates?
Took choice 1363/2: Attempt to flee
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1363&option=2
You lose 1 grog
You gain 6 PirateRealm FunPoints
You lose 1 grub
You lose 1 grog
[12531] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas
Encounter: Who Pirates the Pirates?
Took choice 1363/1: Fire the guns
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1363&option=1
You gain 81 gold
You gain 9 PirateRealm FunPoints
You lose 1 grub
You lose 1 grog
[12532] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas
Encounter: Stormy Weather
Took choice 1362/1: Batten down the hatches
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1362&option=1
You gain 5 PirateRealm FunPoints
You lose 1 grub
You lose 1 grog
[12533] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas
Encounter: Stormy Weather
Took choice 1362/2: Try to gain some extra distance
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1362&option=2
You gain 9 PirateRealm FunPoints
You lose 1 grub
You lose 1 grog
[12534] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas
Encounter: The Ship is Wrecked
Took choice 1367/2: Wait for assistance
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1367&option=2
You gain 2 PirateRealm FunPoints
You lose 1 grub
You lose 1 grog
[12535] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas
Encounter: High Tide, Low Morale
Took choice 1357/3: Give everybody bonus wages
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1357&option=3
You lose 30 gold
You gain 6 PirateRealm FunPoints
You lose 1 grub
You lose 1 grog
[12536] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas
Encounter: Like Shops in the Night
Took choice 1360/5: Sell them the cursed compass
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1360&option=5
Encounter: Like Shops in the Night
You gain 500 gold
Took choice 1360/3: Buy 1 glue
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1360&option=3
Encounter: Like Shops in the Night
You gain 1 glue
You lose 10 gold
Took choice 1360/3: Buy 1 glue
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1360&option=3
Encounter: Like Shops in the Night
You gain 1 glue
You lose 10 gold
Took choice 1360/3: Buy 1 glue
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1360&option=3
Encounter: Like Shops in the Night
You gain 1 glue
You lose 10 gold
Took choice 1360/2: Buy 5 booze
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1360&option=2
Encounter: Like Shops in the Night
You gain 5 grog
You lose 10 gold
Took choice 1360/2: Buy 5 booze
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1360&option=2
Encounter: Like Shops in the Night
You gain 5 grog
You lose 10 gold
Took choice 1360/2: Buy 5 booze
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1360&option=2
Encounter: Like Shops in the Night
You gain 5 grog
You lose 10 gold
Took choice 1360/1: Buy 5 food
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1360&option=1
Encounter: Like Shops in the Night
You gain 5 grub
You lose 10 gold
Took choice 1360/1: Buy 5 food
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1360&option=1
Encounter: Like Shops in the Night
You gain 5 grub
You lose 10 gold
Took choice 1360/1: Buy 5 food
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1360&option=1
Encounter: Like Shops in the Night
You gain 5 grub
You lose 10 gold
Took choice 1360/6: Sail away
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1360&option=6
You lose 1 grub
You lose 1 grog
[12537] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas
Encounter: Avast, a Mast!
Took choice 1361/1: Search the wreckage for plunder
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1361&option=1
You acquire an item: recursed compass
You gain 11 PirateRealm FunPoints
You lose 1 grub
You lose 1 grog
equip off-hand recursed compass
[12538] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas
Encounter: Land Ho!
Took choice 1355/1: Head Inland
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1355&option=1
cast 10 Holiday Weight Gain
You acquire an effect: A Few Extra Pounds (100)
cast 3 Antibiotic Saucesphere
You acquire an effect: Antibiotic Saucesphere (60)
use 4 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 137 Mojo Points
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 35 Mojo Points
cast 2 Antibiotic Saucesphere
You acquire an effect: Antibiotic Saucesphere (40)
cast 10 Blubber Up
You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (100)
cast 4 Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin
You acquire an effect: Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin (40)
use 4 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 147 Mojo Points
cast 6 Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin
You acquire an effect: Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin (60)
cast 4 Shield of the Pastalord
You acquire an effect: Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord (40)
use 4 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 140 Mojo Points
cast 6 Shield of the Pastalord
You acquire an effect: Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord (60)
cast 1 Intimidating Mien
You acquire an effect: Intimidating Mien (10)
use 3 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 109 Mojo Points
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 35 Mojo Points
cast 9 Intimidating Mien
You acquire an effect: Intimidating Mien (90)
cast 1 Mathematical Precision
You acquire an effect: Mathematically Precise (20)
use 4 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 150 Mojo Points
cast 9 Mathematical Precision
You acquire an effect: Mathematically Precise (180)
cast 1 Silent Hunter
You acquire an effect: Nearly Silent Hunting (10)
use 4 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 144 Mojo Points
cast 2 Silent Hunter
You acquire an effect: Nearly Silent Hunting (20)
use 2 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 68 Mojo Points
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 39 Mojo Points
cast 2 Silent Hunter
You acquire an effect: Nearly Silent Hunting (20)
use 2 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 76 Mojo Points
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 38 Mojo Points
cast 2 Silent Hunter
You acquire an effect: Nearly Silent Hunting (20)
use 2 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 75 Mojo Points
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 39 Mojo Points
cast 2 Silent Hunter
You acquire an effect: Nearly Silent Hunting (20)
use 2 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 66 Mojo Points
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 35 Mojo Points
cast 1 Silent Hunter
You acquire an effect: Nearly Silent Hunting (10)
cast 10 Manicotti Meditation
You acquire an effect: Pasta Oneness (50)
cast 10 Patience of the Tortoise
You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (50)
cast 1 Pyromania
You acquire an effect: Pyromania (10)
cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
cast 1 Rotten Memories
You acquire an effect: Rotten Memories (10)
cast 1 Sauce Monocle
You acquire an effect: Sauce Monocle (10)
use 3 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 106 Mojo Points
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 33 Mojo Points
cast 7 Sauce Monocle
You acquire an effect: Sauce Monocle (70)
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 40 Mojo Points
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 34 Mojo Points
cast 2 Sauce Monocle
You acquire an effect: Sauce Monocle (20)
cast 1 Spiky Shell
You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (10)
cast 3 Springy Fusilli
You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (30)
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 32 Mojo Points
cast 2 Springy Fusilli
You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (20)
cast 1 Grease Up
You acquire an effect: Takin' It Greasy (10)
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 37 Mojo Points
cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
[12538] Dessert Island
Encounter: melty freezeface
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 2: melty freezeface drops 14 attack power.
Round 2: melty freezeface drops 12 defense.
Round 2: mx indigo executes a macro!
Round 2: mx indigo casts POP AND LOCK IT!
Round 3: melty freezeface takes 6 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo casts BREAK IT ON DOWN!
Round 4: melty freezeface takes 12 damage.
Round 4: melty freezeface takes 2 damage.
Round 4: You lose 13 hit points
Round 4: mx indigo casts RUN LIKE THE WIND!
Rave combo: Rave Concentration
Round 5: melty freezeface takes 15 damage.
You acquire an effect: Rave Concentration (1)
Round 5: melty freezeface takes 2 damage.
Round 5: You lose 4 hit points
Round 5: mx indigo executes a macro!
Round 5: mx indigo casts BREAK IT ON DOWN!
Round 6: melty freezeface takes 8 damage.
Round 6: mx indigo casts RUN LIKE THE WIND!
Round 7: melty freezeface takes 10 damage.
You gain 50 Meat.
Round 7: melty freezeface takes 3 damage.
Round 7: You lose 14 hit points
Round 7: mx indigo casts POP AND LOCK IT!
Rave combo: Rave Steal
Round 8: melty freezeface takes 16 damage.
You acquire an item: oversized ice molecule
Round 8: melty freezeface takes 3 damage.
Round 8: You lose 5 hit points
Round 8: mx indigo attacks!
Round 9: melty freezeface takes 8 damage.
Round 9: melty freezeface takes 2 damage.
Round 9: You lose 3 hit points
Round 9: mx indigo attacks!
Round 10: melty freezeface takes 8 damage.
Round 10: melty freezeface takes 3 damage.
Round 10: You lose 5 hit points
Round 10: mx indigo casts SAUCESTORM!
Round 11: melty freezeface takes 1 damage.
Round 11: melty freezeface takes 106 damage.
Round 11: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gain 9 gold
After Battle: You gain 4 PirateRealm FunPoints
After Battle: Although they won't admit it publicly, biologists agree that the melty freezeface 's guts are so hot, even just imagining cutting one open and crawling inside will keep you warm for hours.
You acquire an effect: Imagining Guts (10)
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
After Battle: You gain 8 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 5 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 22 Cheek
cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
You gain 101 hit points
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 39 Mojo Points
[12539] Dessert Island
Encounter: melty freezeface
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: mx indigo tries to steal an item!
You acquire an item: oversized ice molecule
You gain 22 Meat.
You gain 77 Meat.
Round 2: melty freezeface takes 2 damage.
Round 2: You lose 18 hit points
Round 2: mx indigo casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 3: melty freezeface takes 458 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gain 6 gold
After Battle: You gain 4 PirateRealm FunPoints
After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
After Battle: You gain 4 Strongness
After Battle: Although they won't admit it publicly, biologists agree that the melty freezeface 's guts are so hot, even just imagining cutting one open and crawling inside will keep you warm for hours.
You acquire an effect: Imagining Guts (10)
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
After Battle: You gain 7 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 17 Smarm
[12540] Dessert Island
Encounter: melty freezeface
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: mx indigo casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 2: melty freezeface takes 230 damage.
Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gain 5 gold
After Battle: You gain 4 PirateRealm FunPoints
After Battle: Although they won't admit it publicly, biologists agree that the melty freezeface 's guts are so hot, even just imagining cutting one open and crawling inside will keep you warm for hours.
You acquire an effect: Imagining Guts (10)
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 17 Roguishness
[12541] Dessert Island
Encounter: melty freezeface
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
Round 1: mx indigo tries to steal an item!
Round 2: melty freezeface takes 2 damage.
Round 2: You lose 5 hit points
Round 2: mx indigo executes a macro!
Round 2: mx indigo casts BREAK IT ON DOWN!
Round 3: melty freezeface takes 5 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo casts RUN LIKE THE WIND!
Round 4: melty freezeface takes 13 damage.
Round 4: melty freezeface takes 2 damage.
Round 4: You lose 5 hit points
Round 4: mx indigo casts POP AND LOCK IT!
Rave combo: Rave Steal
Round 5: melty freezeface takes 17 damage.
You acquire an item: oversized ice molecule
Round 5: melty freezeface takes 2 damage.
Round 5: You lose 5 hit points
Round 5: mx indigo casts SAUCESTORM!
Round 6: melty freezeface takes 1 damage.
Round 6: melty freezeface takes 106 damage.
Round 6: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gain 5 gold
After Battle: You gain 4 PirateRealm FunPoints
After Battle: Although they won't admit it publicly, biologists agree that the melty freezeface 's guts are so hot, even just imagining cutting one open and crawling inside will keep you warm for hours.
You acquire an effect: Imagining Guts (10)
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
You acquire an item: weathered barrel
After Battle: You gain 9 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 7 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 19 Chutzpah
[12542] Dessert Island
Encounter: Just Desserts
Took choice 1385/1: Fill up a cup
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1385&option=1
You acquire an item: cocoa of youth
[12542] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas
Encounter: What's Behind Island #2?
Took choice 1353/2: Isla Gublar
[12542] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas
Encounter: Who Pirates the Pirates?
Took choice 1363/1: Fire the guns
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1363&option=1
You lose 3 grog
You gain 8 PirateRealm FunPoints
You lose 1 grub
You lose 1 grog
[12544] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas
Encounter: Avast, a Mast!
Took choice 1361/1: Search the wreckage for plunder
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1361&option=1
You gain 109 gold
You gain 6 PirateRealm FunPoints
You lose 1 grub
You lose 1 grog
[12545] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas
Encounter: High Tide, Low Morale
Took choice 1357/1: Have a feast
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1357&option=1
You lose 3 grub
You gain 6 PirateRealm FunPoints
You lose 1 grub
You lose 1 grog
[12546] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas
Encounter: Like Shops in the Night
Took choice 1360/6: Sail away
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1360&option=6
You lose 1 grub
You lose 1 grog
[12547] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas
Encounter: A Sea Monster!
Took choice 1365/1: Fight it
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1365&option=1
You gain 12 grub
You gain 9 PirateRealm FunPoints
You lose 1 grub
You lose 1 grog
[12548] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas
Encounter: Smooth Sailing
Took choice 1356/1: Have a snack
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1356&option=1
You lose 1 grub
You gain 8 PirateRealm FunPoints
You lose 1 grub
You lose 1 grog
[12549] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas
Encounter: Stormy Weather
Took choice 1362/2: Try to gain some extra distance
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1362&option=2
You gain 9 PirateRealm FunPoints
You lose 1 grub
You lose 1 grog
[12550] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas
Encounter: The Ship is Wrecked
Took choice 1367/1: Fix it with glue
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1367&option=1
You gain 6 PirateRealm FunPoints
You lose 1 grub
You lose 1 grog
[12551] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas
Encounter: Land Ho!
Took choice 1355/1: Head Inland
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1355&option=1
cast 1 Pyromania
You acquire an effect: Pyromania (10)
cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
cast 1 Rotten Memories
You acquire an effect: Rotten Memories (10)
cast 1 Spiky Shell
You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (10)
cast 1 Grease Up
You acquire an effect: Takin' It Greasy (10)
cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
[12551] Isla Gublar
Encounter: toy dinosaur
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 1: mx indigo attacks!
Round 2: toy dinosaur takes 6 damage.
Round 2: toy dinosaur takes 3 damage.
Round 2: You lose 26 hit points
Round 2: mx indigo casts SAUCESTORM!
Round 3: toy dinosaur takes 53 damage.
Round 3: toy dinosaur takes 53 damage.
You gain 55 Meat.
Round 3: mx indigo executes a macro!
Round 3: mx indigo casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 4: toy dinosaur drops 15 attack power.
Round 4: toy dinosaur drops 15 defense.
Round 4: mx indigo executes a macro!
Round 4: mx indigo attacks!
Round 5: toy dinosaur takes 10 damage.
Round 5: toy dinosaur takes 3 damage.
Round 5: You lose 19 hit points
Round 5: mx indigo uses the firebomb!
Round 6: toy dinosaur takes 71 damage.
Round 6: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gain 7 gold
After Battle: You gain 4 PirateRealm FunPoints
After Battle: These things always keep a spare fish on them in case they get hungry. You can find it if you poke around.
You acquire an item: displaced fish
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
After Battle: You gain 12 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 7 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 18 Smarm
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 38 Mojo Points
[12552] Isla Gublar
Encounter: toy dinosaur
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 1: mx indigo tries to steal an item!
Round 2: toy dinosaur takes 3 damage.
Round 2: You lose 24 hit points
Round 2: mx indigo casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 3: toy dinosaur takes 111 damage.
Round 3: toy dinosaur takes 3 damage.
Round 3: You lose 24 hit points
Round 3: mx indigo casts SAUCESTORM!
Round 4: toy dinosaur takes 103 damage.
Round 4: toy dinosaur takes 53 damage.
Round 4: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gain 5 gold
After Battle: You gain 4 PirateRealm FunPoints
After Battle: These things always keep a spare fish on them in case they get hungry. You can find it if you poke around.
You acquire an item: displaced fish
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
After Battle: You gain 10 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 21 Smarm
cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
You gain 83 hit points
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 31 Mojo Points
[12553] Isla Gublar
Encounter: toy dinosaur
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 1: mx indigo tries to steal an item!
Round 2: toy dinosaur takes 3 damage.
Round 2: You lose 23 hit points
Round 2: mx indigo casts SAUCESTORM!
Round 3: toy dinosaur takes 53 damage.
Round 3: toy dinosaur takes 99 damage.
Round 3: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gain 8 gold
After Battle: You gain 4 PirateRealm FunPoints
After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
After Battle: You gain 5 Beefiness
After Battle: These things always keep a spare fish on them in case they get hungry. You can find it if you poke around.
You acquire an item: displaced fish
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
After Battle: You gain 10 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 17 Smarm
[12554] Isla Gublar
Encounter: toy dinosaur
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 1: mx indigo tries to steal an item!
Round 2: toy dinosaur takes 2 damage.
Round 2: You lose 25 hit points
Round 2: mx indigo casts SAUCESTORM!
Round 3: toy dinosaur takes 94 damage.
Round 3: toy dinosaur takes 53 damage.
Round 3: toy dinosaur takes 2 damage.
Round 3: You lose 24 hit points
Round 3: mx indigo casts SAUCESTORM!
Round 4: toy dinosaur takes 98 damage.
Round 4: toy dinosaur takes 53 damage.
Round 4: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gain 5 gold
After Battle: You gain 4 PirateRealm FunPoints
After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
After Battle: You gain 5 Strengthliness
After Battle: These things always keep a spare fish on them in case they get hungry. You can find it if you poke around.
You acquire an item: displaced fish
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 11 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 19 Chutzpah
[12555] Isla Gublar
Encounter: A Close Shave
Took choice 1375/1: Investigate
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1375&option=1
[12555] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas
Encounter: Third Island's the Charm
Maximizer: passive dmg
Took choice 1354/5: Jack's Hideout
equip off-hand tailbone shield
equip back Camp Scout backpack
equip shirt SMOOCH breastplate
equip pants muddy skirt
equip acc1 over-the-shoulder Folder Holder
equip acc2 groovy prism necklace
equip familiar filthy child leash
cast 1 Jalapeño Saucesphere
You acquire an effect: Jalapeño Saucesphere (20)
cast 1 The Psalm of Pointiness
You acquire an effect: Psalm of Pointiness (10)
cast 1 Scarysauce
You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (20)
Maximizer: passive dmg
Maximizer: prismatic
Maximizer: prismatic dmg
mallsearch "rainbow pearl ring"
use 1 recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity
You acquire an effect: Benetton's Medley of Diversity (20)
Maximizer: prismatic dmg
equip acc3 PirateRealm eyepatch
equip weapon Saturday Night Special
[12556] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas
Encounter: High Tide, Low Morale
Took choice 1357/1: Have a feast
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1357&option=1
You lose 3 grub
You gain 6 PirateRealm FunPoints
You lose 1 grub
You lose 1 grog
[12557] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas
Encounter: Like Shops in the Night
Took choice 1360/2: Buy 5 booze
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1360&option=2
Encounter: Like Shops in the Night
You gain 5 grog
You lose 10 gold
Took choice 1360/2: Buy 5 booze
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1360&option=2
Encounter: Like Shops in the Night
You gain 5 grog
You lose 10 gold
Took choice 1360/6: Sail away
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1360&option=6
You lose 1 grub
You lose 1 grog
[12558] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas
Encounter: An Opportunity for Dastardly Do
Took choice 1364/1: Attack them
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1364&option=1
You gain 5 PirateRealm FunPoints
You lose 1 grub
You lose 1 grog
[12559] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas
Encounter: The Ship is Wrecked
Took choice 1367/1: Fix it with glue
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1367&option=1
You gain 6 PirateRealm FunPoints
You lose 1 grub
You lose 1 grog
[12560] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas
Encounter: An Opportunity for Dastardly Do
Took choice 1364/1: Attack them
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1364&option=1
You gain 1 gun
You gain 7 PirateRealm FunPoints
You lose 1 grub
You lose 1 grog
[12561] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas
Encounter: Smooth Sailing
Took choice 1356/1: Have a snack
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1356&option=1
You lose 1 grub
You gain 8 PirateRealm FunPoints
You lose 1 grub
You lose 1 grog
[12562] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas
Encounter: High Tide, Low Morale
Took choice 1357/2: Have a party
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1357&option=2
You lose 3 grog
You gain 6 PirateRealm FunPoints
You lose 1 grub
You lose 1 grog
[12563] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas
Encounter: Like Shops in the Night
Took choice 1360/2: Buy 5 booze
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1360&option=2
Encounter: Like Shops in the Night
You gain 5 grog
You lose 10 gold
Took choice 1360/1: Buy 5 food
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1360&option=1
Encounter: Like Shops in the Night
You gain 5 grub
You lose 10 gold
Took choice 1360/6: Sail away
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1360&option=6
You lose 1 grub
You lose 1 grog
[12564] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas
Encounter: Land Ho!
Took choice 1355/1: Head Inland
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1355&option=1
cast 1 Pyromania
You acquire an effect: Pyromania (10)
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 33 Mojo Points
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 35 Mojo Points
cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
cast 1 Rotten Memories
You acquire an effect: Rotten Memories (10)
cast 1 Spiky Shell
You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (10)
cast 1 Grease Up
You acquire an effect: Takin' It Greasy (10)
cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
[12564] Jack's Hideout
Encounter: carnivorous plant
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 1: mx indigo casts SAUCESTORM!
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 92 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 99 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 44 damage.
You gain 43 Meat.
Round 2: Cutey! runs in circles around your opponent, tangling it up in the nasty child leash and dealing 15 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 15 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 82 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 2 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 5 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: carnivorous plant drops 4 defense.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 3 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 8 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 73 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 8 damage.
Round 2: You lose 24 hit points
Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gain 9 gold
After Battle: You gain 4 PirateRealm FunPoints
After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
After Battle: This kind of plant always has a cherry dangling off the side of it, for some reason. It's easy to miss if you don't know to look for it.
You acquire an item: cherry
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
After Battle: You gain 14 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 12 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 35 Roguishness
You acquire an item: scroll of minor invulnerability
[12565] Jack's Hideout
Encounter: carnivorous plant
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 1: mx indigo casts SAUCESTORM!
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 94 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 97 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 37 damage.
Round 2: Cutey! runs in circles around your opponent, tangling it up in the nasty child leash and dealing 15 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 15 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 87 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 3 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 7 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant drops 5 attack power.
Round 2: carnivorous plant drops 5 defense.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 2 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 5 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 60 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 8 damage.
Round 2: You lose 23 hit points
Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gain 6 gold
After Battle: You gain 4 PirateRealm FunPoints
After Battle: This kind of plant always has a cherry dangling off the side of it, for some reason. It's easy to miss if you don't know to look for it.
You acquire an item: cherry
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
After Battle: You gain 9 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 15 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 36 Sarcasm
mcd 0
uneffect Polka of Plenty
upeffect.php?efid=68&qty=1&pwd&ajax=1&_=1710962975630
cast 0 The Psalm of Pointiness
Maximizer: passive dmg
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 36 Mojo Points
cast 1 The Psalm of Pointiness
You acquire an effect: Psalm of Pointiness (10)
Maximizer: passive dmg
use 1 cheap cigar butt
You acquire an effect: Smokin' (10)
Maximizer: passive dmg
[12566] Jack's Hideout
Encounter: carnivorous plant
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 1: mx indigo casts SAUCESTORM!
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 98 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 54 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 38 damage.
Round 2: Cutey! runs in circles around your opponent, tangling it up in the nasty child leash and dealing 14 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 14 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 91 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 3 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 4 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: carnivorous plant drops 4 defense.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 1 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 3 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 25 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 65 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 6 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 9 damage.
Round 2: You lose 21 hit points
Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gain 6 gold
After Battle: You gain 4 PirateRealm FunPoints
After Battle: This kind of plant always has a cherry dangling off the side of it, for some reason. It's easy to miss if you don't know to look for it.
You acquire an item: cherry
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
After Battle: You gain 14 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 15 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 26 Sarcasm
[12567] Jack's Hideout
Encounter: carnivorous plant
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 1: mx indigo casts SAUCESTORM!
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 52 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 56 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 46 damage.
You gain 72 Meat.
Round 2: Cutey! runs in circles around your opponent, tangling it up in the nasty child leash and dealing 15 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 15 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 91 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 2 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 7 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant drops 1 attack power.
Round 2: carnivorous plant drops 4 defense.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 1 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 9 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 64 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 6 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 9 damage.
Round 2: You lose 22 hit points
Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gain 8 gold
After Battle: You gain 4 PirateRealm FunPoints
After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
After Battle: This kind of plant always has a cherry dangling off the side of it, for some reason. It's easy to miss if you don't know to look for it.
You acquire an item: cherry
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
After Battle: You gain 17 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 12 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 26 Sarcasm
[12568] Jack's Hideout
Encounter: carnivorous plant
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 1: mx indigo casts SAUCESTORM!
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 53 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 53 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 46 damage.
Round 2: Cutey! runs in circles around your opponent, tangling it up in the nasty child leash and dealing 16 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 16 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 87 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 3 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 8 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant drops 2 attack power.
Round 2: carnivorous plant drops 5 defense.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 2 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 7 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 25 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 67 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 7 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 8 damage.
Round 2: You lose 21 hit points
Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gain 6 gold
After Battle: You gain 4 PirateRealm FunPoints
After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
After Battle: This kind of plant always has a cherry dangling off the side of it, for some reason. It's easy to miss if you don't know to look for it.
You acquire an item: cherry
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 21 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 26 Roguishness
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 36 Mojo Points
cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
You gain 83 hit points
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 31 Mojo Points
uneffect Drescher's Annoying Noise
uneffect Pasta Oneness
uneffect Pride of the Puffin
cast 10 Manicotti Meditation
You acquire an effect: Pasta Oneness (50)
[12569] Jack's Hideout
Encounter: carnivorous plant
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 1: mx indigo casts SAUCESTORM!
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 60 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 60 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 41 damage.
Round 2: Cutey! runs in circles around your opponent, tangling it up in the nasty child leash and dealing 16 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 16 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 96 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 3 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 7 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: carnivorous plant drops 5 defense.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 1 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 9 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 25 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 79 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 7 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 9 damage.
Round 2: You lose 18 hit points
Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gain 9 gold
After Battle: You gain 4 PirateRealm FunPoints
You acquire an item: CSA scoutmaster's "water"
After Battle: This kind of plant always has a cherry dangling off the side of it, for some reason. It's easy to miss if you don't know to look for it.
You acquire an item: cherry
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
After Battle: You gain 12 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 11 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 25 Roguishness
You acquire an item: Lapis Lazuli
[12570] Jack's Hideout
Encounter: carnivorous plant
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 1: mx indigo casts SAUCESTORM!
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 56 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 60 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 40 damage.
Round 2: Cutey! runs in circles around your opponent, tangling it up in the nasty child leash and dealing 15 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 15 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 96 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 2 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 4 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: carnivorous plant drops 2 defense.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 3 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 10 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 25 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 73 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 6 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 10 damage.
Round 2: You lose 18 hit points
Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gain 8 gold
After Battle: You gain 4 PirateRealm FunPoints
After Battle: This kind of plant always has a cherry dangling off the side of it, for some reason. It's easy to miss if you don't know to look for it.
You acquire an item: cherry
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 16 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 24 Sarcasm
[12571] Jack's Hideout
Encounter: carnivorous plant
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 1: mx indigo casts SAUCESTORM!
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 60 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 60 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 48 damage.
You gain 74 Meat.
Round 2: Cutey! runs in circles around your opponent, tangling it up in the nasty child leash and dealing 15 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 15 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 90 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 2 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 7 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: carnivorous plant drops 2 defense.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 2 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 3 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 25 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 63 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 8 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 8 damage.
Round 2: You lose 18 hit points
Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gain 7 gold
After Battle: You gain 4 PirateRealm FunPoints
After Battle: This kind of plant always has a cherry dangling off the side of it, for some reason. It's easy to miss if you don't know to look for it.
You acquire an item: cherry
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
After Battle: You gain 12 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 29 Chutzpah
[12572] Jack's Hideout
Encounter: carnivorous plant
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 1: mx indigo casts SAUCESTORM!
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 60 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 110 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 44 damage.
Round 2: Cutey! runs in circles around your opponent, tangling it up in the nasty child leash and dealing 17 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 17 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 83 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 2 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 8 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant drops 5 attack power.
Round 2: carnivorous plant drops 1 defense.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 1 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 5 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 25 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 67 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 6 damage.
Round 2: carnivorous plant takes 9 damage.
Round 2: You lose 18 hit points
Round 2: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gain 10 gold
After Battle: You gain 4 PirateRealm FunPoints
After Battle: This kind of plant always has a cherry dangling off the side of it, for some reason. It's easy to miss if you don't know to look for it.
You acquire an item: cherry
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
After Battle: You gain 12 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 27 Smarm
cast 1 Pyromania
You acquire an effect: Pyromania (10)
cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 39 Mojo Points
cast 1 Rotten Memories
You acquire an effect: Rotten Memories (10)
cast 1 Spiky Shell
You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (10)
cast 1 Grease Up
You acquire an effect: Takin' It Greasy (10)
cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
use 1 Mountain Stream soda
You gain 33 Mojo Points
[12573] Jack's Hideout
Encounter: No More Hiding
Took choice 1382/1: Go in and fight him
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1382&option=1
Encounter: Glass Jack Hummel
Round 0: mx indigo wins initiative!
Round 1: mx indigo executes a macro!
Round 1: mx indigo attacks!
Round 2: Glass Jack Hummel takes 10 damage.
Round 2: Glass Jack Hummel takes 10 damage.
You gain 60 Meat.
Round 2: Cutey! runs in circles around your opponent, tangling him up in the nasty child leash and dealing 10 damage.
Round 2: Glass Jack Hummel takes 10 damage.
Round 2: Glass Jack Hummel takes 10 damage.
Round 2: Glass Jack Hummel takes 3 damage.
Round 2: Glass Jack Hummel takes 4 damage.
Round 2: Glass Jack Hummel drops 4 attack power.
Round 2: Glass Jack Hummel drops 3 defense.
Round 2: Glass Jack Hummel takes 1 damage.
Round 2: Glass Jack Hummel takes 2 damage.
Round 2: Glass Jack Hummel takes 50 damage.
Round 2: Glass Jack Hummel takes 8 damage.
Round 2: Glass Jack Hummel takes 10 damage.
Round 2: You lose 5 hit points
Round 2: mx indigo casts SAUCESTORM!
Round 3: Glass Jack Hummel takes 10 damage.
Round 3: Glass Jack Hummel takes 10 damage.
Round 3: Glass Jack Hummel takes 10 damage.
Round 3: Cutey! runs in circles around your opponent, tangling him up in the nasty child leash and dealing 10 damage.
Round 3: Glass Jack Hummel takes 10 damage.
Round 3: Glass Jack Hummel takes 10 damage.
Round 3: Glass Jack Hummel takes 3 damage.
Round 3: Glass Jack Hummel takes 5 damage.
Round 3: Glass Jack Hummel drops 5 attack power.
Round 3: Glass Jack Hummel drops 1 defense.
Round 3: Glass Jack Hummel takes 1 damage.
Round 3: Glass Jack Hummel takes 2 damage.
Round 3: Glass Jack Hummel takes 50 damage.
Round 3: Glass Jack Hummel takes 8 damage.
Round 3: Glass Jack Hummel takes 9 damage.
Round 3: You lose 2 hit points
Round 3: mx indigo wins the fight!
After Battle: You gain 6 gold
After Battle: You gain 18 PirateRealm FunPoints
After Battle: Glass Jack Hummel parts are durable, and easy to stick to your skin if you apply a little bit of elbow glue.
You acquire an effect: Armor-Plated (20)
After Battle: Cutey! dances around like a pinhead.
After Battle: You gain 4 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 18 Smarm
place.php?whichplace=realm_pirate&action=pr_port
Visiting PirateRealm Fun-a-Log
> You have the latest use_for_items.txt. Will not check again today.
Visiting Potted Meat Tree in clan rumpus room
Visiting Crimbo Tree in clan VIP lounge
telescope look high
You acquire an effect: Starry-Eyed (10)
cast 1 Holiday Weight Gain
You acquire an effect: A Few Extra Pounds (10)
cast 1 Ancestral Recall
You gain 3 Adventures
cast 1 Ancestral Recall
You gain 3 Adventures
cast 1 Ancestral Recall
You gain 3 Adventures
cast 1 Ancestral Recall
You gain 3 Adventures
cast 1 Ancestral Recall
You gain 3 Adventures
cast 1 Ancestral Recall
You gain 3 Adventures
cast 1 Ancestral Recall
You gain 3 Adventures
cast 1 Ancestral Recall
You gain 3 Adventures
cast 1 Ancestral Recall
You gain 3 Adventures
cast 1 Ancestral Recall
You gain 3 Adventures
use 1 heart of dark chocolate
You gain 43 hit points
use 1 Jackass Plumber home game
You acquire an effect: Gamer Rage (10)
use 1 jingle bell
You acquire an effect: Fury of the Bells (10)
Worshiping at the Shrine to the Barrel God
Worshiping at the Shrine to the Barrel God
cast 1 That's Not a Knife
cast 1 Vent Rage Gland
You acquire an effect: Dizzy with Rage (5)
> Setting property to save your meat
use 1 eternal car battery
You gain 46 Mojo Points
> If nothing was cast, it probably means you have no MP to burn, or you don't have buffs active that I will extend.
> Maximizing turn count... This might take a moment, we have a lot to check...
Maximizer: 10 adv, 1 pvp fights, +switch Disembodied Hand, +switch Trick-or-Treating Tot -tie
equip hat leather aviator's cap
equip weapon cursed pirate cutlass
equip off-hand green LavaCo Lamp™
equip back Elf Guard fuel tank
equip shirt Sneaky Pete's leather jacket
equip pants stinky cheese diaper
equip acc1 Elf Guard insignia (general)
equip acc2 fudgecycle
equip acc3 Treads of Loathing
equip familiar solid shifting time weirdness
> Checking out the capmpground
> Checking how you can LOUNGE around today...
> Done Lounging around, lets check some other stuff...
> You don't have a wand, nothing to Zap
> Check this post if you wish to get a wand
> http://kolmafia.us/showthread.php?22677-Dungeon-of-Doom-ZAP-WAND
Visiting the Bounty Hunter Hunter
> Checking Familiars
> Done checking familiars.
> Done checking familiars.
> This only works once every 5 days, but we will check once each day
Visiting the Ruined House
> You have chosen to maximize Adventures.
> You will have 184 turns, after rollover. 40 turns for rollover, 97 turns from gear and passive skills, 36 from left over adventures.
> Rollover Management complete, finished, done, concluded, ended, performed, it's a wrap, all over, buttoned up
> Th-th-th-that's all folks!
Closing session for mx indigo...
Initializing session for mx indigo...
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> moon
March 20, 2024 - Martinus 7
Ronald: third quarter
Grimace: waxing gibbous
Mini-moon: in front of Ronald, R side
Generic Summer Holiday: 4 days
Oyster Egg Day: 11 days
Dependence Day: 13 days
Arrrbor Day: 21 days
Labór Day: 31 days
Halloween: 41 days
Feast of Boris: 48 days
Yuletide: 53 days
Festival of Jarlsberg: 58 days
Valentine's Day: 69 days
St. Sneaky Pete's Day: 76 days
El Dia De Los Muertos Borrachos: 91 days
2 days until Muscle.
> status
Name: mx indigo
Class: Disco Bandit
Lv: 27
HP: 182 / 1,550
MP: 52 / 1,436
Mus: 980 (523), tnp = 516
Mys: 820 (504), tnp = 811
Mox: 1,177 (715), tnp = 459
Advs: 36
Meat: 2,867,196
Full: 18 / 18
Drunk: 20 / 20
Spleen: 15 / 15
> equipment
Hat: leather aviator's cap
Weapon: cursed pirate cutlass
Off-hand: green LavaCo Lamp™
Shirt: Sneaky Pete's leather jacket
Pants: stinky cheese diaper
Back: Elf Guard fuel tank
Acc. 1: Elf Guard insignia (general)
Acc. 2: fudgecycle
Acc. 3: Treads of Loathing
Pet: Obtuse Angel (45 lbs)
Item: solid shifting time weirdness
> skills
Liver of Steel (0 mp)
Chronic Indigestion (5 mp)
Powers of Observatiogn (0 mp)
Gnefarious Pickpocketing (0 mp)
Torso Awareness (0 mp)
Gnomish Hardigness (0 mp)
Cosmic Ugnderstanding (0 mp)
CLEESH (10 mp)
Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting (0 mp)
Awesome Balls of Fire (120 mp)
Conjure Relaxing Campfire (30 mp)
Snowclone (120 mp)
Maximum Chill (30 mp)
Eggsplosion (120 mp)
Mudbath (30 mp)
Grease Lightning (120 mp)
Inappropriate Backrub (30 mp)
Natural Born Scrabbler (0 mp)
Thrift and Grift (0 mp)
Abs of Tin (0 mp)
Marginally Insane (0 mp)
Raise Backup Dancer (120 mp)
Creepy Lullaby (30 mp)
Rainbow Gravitation (0 mp)
Vent Rage Gland (15 mp)
Slimy Synapses (0 mp)
Slimy Shoulders (0 mp)
Gothy Handwave (1 mp)
Break It On Down (2 mp)
Pop and Lock It (2 mp)
Run Like the Wind (2 mp)
Summon Crimbo Candy (3 mp)
Unaccompanied Miner (0 mp)
Volcanometeor Showeruption (0 mp)
Wassail (30 mp)
Toynado (120 mp)
Fashionably Late (0 mp)
Executive Narcolepsy (0 mp)
Lunch Break (10 mp)
Offensive Joke (15 mp)
Managerial Manipulation (5 mp)
Natural Born Skeleton Killer (0 mp)
Master of the Surprising Fist (0 mp)
Summon "Boner Battalion" (200 mp)
Torment Plant (5 mp)
Pinch Ghost (5 mp)
Tattle (7 mp)
Thick-Skinned (0 mp)
Chip on your Shoulder (0 mp)
Request Sandwich (5 mp)
Frigidalmatian (300 mp)
Silent Slam (5 mp)
Silent Squirt (10 mp)
Silent Slice (5 mp)
Walberg's Dim Bulb (5 mp)
Singer's Faithful Ocelot (15 mp)
Drescher's Annoying Noise (40 mp)
Deep Dark Visions (100 mp)
Carbohydrate Cudgel (30 mp)
Splattersmash (25 mp)
Grab a Cold One (30 mp)
Song of the North (100 mp)
Conspiratorial Whispers (25 mp)
Spaghetti Breakfast (30 mp)
Shadow Noodles (30 mp)
Song of Starch (100 mp)
Song of Sauce (100 mp)
Song of Bravado (100 mp)
Summon Annoyance (9 swagger)
Shrap (0 mp)
Psychokinetic Hug (0 mp)
Unoffendable (0 mp)
Grease Up (15 mp)
Alien Source Code (0 mp)
Hollow Leg (0 mp)
Belch The Rainbow (5 mp)
Pirate Bellow (11 mp)
Hypersane (0 mp)
Intimidating Mien (15 mp)
Summon Holiday Fun! (11 mp)
Rapid Prototyping (0 mp)
Mathematical Precision (10 mp)
Ruthless Efficiency (10 mp)
Summon Carrot (11 mp)
Speluck (0 mp)
Olfactory Burnout (0 mp)
Garbage Nova (50 mp)
Dinsey Operations Expert (0 mp)
Rotten Memories (15 mp)
Bear Essence (0 mp)
Summon Kokomo Resort Pass (1 mp)
Healing Salve (1 white mana)
Dark Ritual (1 black mana)
Lightning Bolt (1 red mana)
Giant Growth (1 green mana)
Ancestral Recall (1 blue mana)
Asbestos Heart (0 mp)
Pyromania (15 mp)
Firegate (50 mp)
Calculate the Universe (1 mp)
Refusal to Freeze (0 mp)
Communism! (0 mp)
Eldritch Intellect (0 mp)
Sweet Synthesis (0 mp)
Stack Lumps (11 mp)
Evoke Eldritch Horror (1 adv, 66 mp)
Eternal Flame (0 mp)
Crimbo Training: Waiter (0 mp)
Crimbo Training: Coal Taster (0 mp)
Secret Door Awareness (0 mp)
Perpetrate Mild Evil (0 mp)
Just the Facts (0 mp)
Seal Clubbing Frenzy (1 mp)
Thrust-Smack (3 mp)
Lunge Smack (1 mp)
Lunging Thrust-Smack (8 mp)
Super-Advanced Meatsmithing (0 mp)
Blubber Up (7 mp)
Fortitude of the Muskox (0 mp)
Audacity of the Otter (0 mp)
Tongue of the Walrus (10 mp)
Hide of the Walrus (0 mp)
Claws of the Walrus (0 mp)
Batter Up! (0 mp)
Rage of the Reindeer (10 mp)
Pulverize (0 mp)
Double-Fisted Skull Smashing (0 mp)
Northern Exposure (0 mp)
Musk of the Moose (10 mp)
Snarl of the Timberwolf (10 mp)
Clobber (1 mp)
Harpoon! (30 mp)
Holiday Weight Gain (10 mp)
Iron Palm Technique (0 mp)
Hibernate (1 adv)
Cold Shoulder (0 mp)
Wrath of the Wolverine (0 mp)
Buoyancy of the Beluga (0 mp)
Scowl of the Auk (10 mp)
Furious Wallop (0 mp)
Club Foot (8 mp)
Seething of the Snow Leopard (0 mp)
Ire of the Orca (0 mp)
Thirst of the Weasel (0 mp)
Cavalcade of Fury (15 mp)
Northern Explosion (16 mp)
Precision of the Penguin (0 mp)
Pride of the Puffin (30 mp)
Silent Hunter (50 mp)
Patience of the Tortoise (1 mp)
Headbutt (3 mp)
Skin of the Leatherback (0 mp)
Shieldbutt (10 mp)
Armorcraftiness (0 mp)
Ghostly Shell (6 mp)
Reptilian Fortitude (10 mp)
Empathy of the Newt (15 mp)
Tenacity of the Snapper (8 mp)
Wisdom of the Elder Tortoises (0 mp)
Astral Shell (10 mp)
Amphibian Sympathy (0 mp)
Kneebutt (4 mp)
Cold-Blooded Fearlessness (0 mp)
Hero of the Half-Shell (0 mp)
Tao of the Terrapin (0 mp)
Spectral Snapper (20 mp)
Toss (1 mp)
Summon Leviatuga (40 mp)
Jingle Bells (5 mp)
Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin (10 mp)
Spirit Vacation (1 adv)
Shell Up (6 mp)
Stiff Upper Lip (10 mp)
Blessing of the War Snapper (15 mp)
Spiky Shell (8 mp)
Spirit Snap (10 mp)
Blessing of She-Who-Was (30 mp)
Butts of Steel (0 mp)
Testudinal Teachings (0 mp)
Pizza Lover (0 mp)
Blessing of the Storm Tortoise (50 mp)
The Long View (0 mp)
Spirit Boon (30 mp)
Patient Smile (10 mp)
Turtle Power (100 mp)
Quiet Determination (10 mp)
Manicotti Meditation (1 mp)
Ravioli Shurikens (4 mp)
Entangling Noodles (3 mp)
Cannelloni Cannon (8 mp)
Pastamastery (10 mp)
Stuffed Mortar Shell (8 mp)
Weapon of the Pastalord (32 mp)
Lasagna Bandages (6 mp)
Leash of Linguini (12 mp)
Spirit of Rigatoni (0 mp)
Cannelloni Cocoon (20 mp)
Spirit of Ravioli (0 mp)
Springy Fusilli (10 mp)
Tolerance of the Kitchen (0 mp)
Flavour of Magic (0 mp)
Spirit of Cayenne (0 mp)
Spirit of Peppermint (0 mp)
Spirit of Garlic (0 mp)
Spirit of Wormwood (0 mp)
Spirit of Bacon Grease (0 mp)
Spirit of Nothing (0 mp)
Transcendental Noodlecraft (0 mp)
Fearful Fettucini (32 mp)
Spaghetti Spear (1 mp)
Tempuramancy (0 mp)
Candyblast (8 mp)
Stringozzi Serpent (16 mp)
Utensil Twist (1 mp)
Transcendent Al Dente (1 adv)
Bind Vampieroghi (12 mp)
Arched Eyebrow of the Archmage (10 mp)
Bind Vermincelli (30 mp)
Bringing Up the Rear (0 mp)
Bind Angel Hair Wisp (60 mp)
Shield of the Pastalord (20 mp)
Bind Undead Elbow Macaroni (100 mp)
Thrall Unit Tactics (0 mp)
Bind Penne Dreadful (150 mp)
Subtle and Quick to Anger (0 mp)
Bind Lasagmbie (200 mp)
Wizard Squint (10 mp)
Bind Spice Ghost (250 mp)
Bind Spaghetti Elemental (150 mp)
Quiet Judgement (10 mp)
Sauce Contemplation (1 mp)
Stream of Sauce (2 mp)
Expert Panhandling (0 mp)
Saucestorm (6 mp)
Advanced Saucecrafting (10 mp)
Elemental Saucesphere (10 mp)
Jalapeño Saucesphere (5 mp)
Wave of Sauce (10 mp)
Intrinsic Spiciness (0 mp)
Master Saucier (0 mp)
Saucegeyser (24 mp)
Saucy Salve (4 mp)
Impetuous Sauciness (0 mp)
Diminished Gag Reflex (0 mp)
Irrepressible Spunk (0 mp)
The Way of Sauce (0 mp)
Scarysauce (10 mp)
Salsaball (1 mp)
Deep Saucery (0 mp)
Surge of Icing (10 mp)
Käsesoßesturm (10 mp)
Curse of Vichyssoise (2 mp)
Simmer (1 adv)
Icy Glare (10 mp)
Soul Saucery (0 mp)
Inner Sauce (0 mp)
Curse of Marinara (4 mp)
Itchy Curse Finger (0 mp)
Curse of the Thousand Islands (6 mp)
Saucecicle (12 mp)
Antibiotic Saucesphere (15 mp)
Curse of Weaksauce (8 mp)
Wry Smile (10 mp)
Sauce Monocle (20 mp)
Blood Sugar Sauce Magic (0 mp)
Saucemaven (0 mp)
Silent Treatment (20 mp)
Disco Aerobics (1 mp)
Disco Eye-Poke (2 mp)
Nimble Fingers (0 mp)
Disco Dance of Doom (3 mp)
Mad Looting Skillz (0 mp)
Disco Nap (8 mp)
Disco Dance II: Electric Boogaloo (4 mp)
Disco Fever (10 mp)
Overdeveloped Sense of Self Preservation (0 mp)
Adventurer of Leisure (0 mp)
Disco Face Stab (8 mp)
Advanced Cocktailcrafting (10 mp)
Ambidextrous Funkslinging (0 mp)
Heart of Polyester (0 mp)
Smooth Movement (10 mp)
Superhuman Cocktailcrafting (0 mp)
Tango of Terror (8 mp)
Suckerpunch (0 mp)
Salacious Cocktailcrafting (0 mp)
Stealth Mistletoe (5 mp)
Kung Fu Hustler (0 mp)
Deft Hands (0 mp)
Disco State of Mind (0 mp)
Frantic Gyrations (0 mp)
That's Not a Knife (0 mp)
Tricky Knifework (0 mp)
Flashy Dancer (0 mp)
Disco Smirk (10 mp)
Disco Greed (0 mp)
Knife in the Dark (10 mp)
Disco Bravado (0 mp)
Disco Shank (13 mp)
Disco Dance 3: Back in the Habit (10 mp)
Disco Inferno (15 mp)
Sensitive Fingers (0 mp)
Disco Leer (10 mp)
Silent Knife (10 mp)
Moxie of the Mariachi (1 mp)
Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (40 mp)
The Moxious Madrigal (2 mp)
Cletus's Canticle of Celerity (4 mp)
The Polka of Plenty (7 mp)
The Magical Mojomuscular Melody (3 mp)
The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith (5 mp)
Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption (13 mp)
Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (11 mp)
The Psalm of Pointiness (15 mp)
Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction (9 mp)
Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority (30 mp)
The Ode to Booze (50 mp)
The Sonata of Sneakiness (20 mp)
Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation (20 mp)
Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (30 mp)
Dirge of Dreadfulness (9 mp)
The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder (50 mp)
Benetton's Medley of Diversity (50 mp)
Elron's Explosive Etude (50 mp)
Chorale of Companionship (50 mp)
Prelude of Precision (50 mp)
Sing (1 mp)
Donho's Bubbly Ballad (75 mp)
Cringle's Curative Carol (5 mp)
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (100 mp)
Dissonant Riff (2 mp)
Cadenza (0 mp)
Crab Claw Technique (0 mp)
Accordion Bash (5 mp)
Accordion Appreciation (0 mp)
Concerto de los Muertos (8 mp)
Five Finger Discount (0 mp)
Suspicious Gaze (10 mp)
Bawdy Refrain (11 mp)
Thief Among the Honorable (0 mp)
Sticky Fingers (0 mp)
Cone of Zydeco (15 mp)
Master Accordion Master Thief (0 mp)
Knowing Smile (10 mp)
Mariachi Memory (0 mp)
Quiet Desperation (10 mp)
Mild Curse (1 mp)
Transcendent Olfaction (0 mp)
Summon Stickers (2 mp)
Summon Sugar Sheets (2 mp)
Summon Clip Art (2 mp)
Summon Rad Libs (2 mp)
Summon Smithsness (2 mp)
Summon Tasteful Items (5 mp)
Summon Alice's Army Cards (5 mp)
Summon Geeky Gifts (5 mp)
Summon Candy Heart (862 mp)
Summon Party Favor (862 mp)
Summon Love Song (862 mp)
Summon BRICKOs (862 mp)
Summon Resolutions (862 mp)
Summon Taffy (862 mp)
Summon Confiscated Things (5 mp)
> effects
3 of 4 AT buffs active.
♫ Benetton's Medley of Diversity (2)
Jalapeño Saucesphere (2)
♫ Psalm of Pointiness (2)
Scarysauce (2)
Smokin' (2)
Imagining Guts (4)
Dizzy with Rage (5)
☺ Disco Leer (7)
Leash of Linguini (9)
Singer's Faithful Ocelot (9)
Fury of the Bells (10)
Gamer Rage (10)
Pyromania (10)
Rage of the Reindeer (10)
Rotten Memories (10)
Spiky Shell (10)
Starry-Eyed (10)
Takin' It Greasy (10)
Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
♫ Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (14)
Patience of the Tortoise (14)
Springy Fusilli (14)
Merry Smithsness (16)
Armor-Plated (19)
Kicked in the Sinuses (35)
Disco State of Mind (39)
Mariachi Mood (39)
Saucemastery (39)
Seal Clubbing Frenzy (39)
Pasta Oneness (45)
Everything Looks Red (52)
Antibiotic Saucesphere (64)
Blubbered Up (64)
Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin (64)
Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord (64)
Intimidating Mien (64)
Nearly Silent Hunting (64)
Sauce Monocle (64)
A Few Extra Pounds (74)
Mathematically Precise (164)
Disabled Olfactory Processing (197)
Disco Fever (532)
Elemental Saucesphere (1,080)
Jingle Jangle Jingle (1,134)
Astral Shell (1,137)
Ghostly Shell (1,137)
Reptilian Fortitude (1,137)
Tenacity of the Snapper (1,137)
Empathy (1,157)
On the Trail [garbage tourist] (∞)
Spirit of Peppermint (∞)
> modifiers
ML: +0
Enc: -5.00%
Init: +115.00%
Exp: +0.00
Meat: +192.00%
Item: +162.75%
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