Memes

Try 2000 Times until you Succeed Don’t Eat other People’s Messages Beware of False Messages Qt is not C We’re Calling it the Meatgrinder (funny names for modules) Readable code is replaceable with witty comments Fixed a Race Condition I am Spartacus! And then for a second, everyone was spartacus *Snap Snap* The Logger Uses a Moral Relativity List The C Spec is Only 1500 pages! Why Haven’t you read it? Did you check in that code? No? Good. No news is good news. The User is no longer a Virgin Nothing to See Here (commit message) Userlist is still a billion things long Maybe I shouldn’t encode UTF-8 literals in ASCII strings Oh, God. Run ifconfig, what’s your broadcast address? Marc’s nick’ers Lirch: now with 16.4% less prolog Technowizard? unable to deduce ‘auto’ from ‘<expression error>’