OK, I know this falls under the heading of "Obsession" or "Overkill," yet, the sign on the door does say, "320 and Up." So, JFYI, I've recently begun limiting the line width of my own humans.txt files to 40 chars or less.
I do this as a sort of tip of the hat to all you've got going here. Plus, it helps me stay completely grounded in the whole "Mobile First!" mood thing. Yay, team! :-)