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One Monkey Don't Stop No Show | ||
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(Mandy left Ruby for JavaScript) | ||
(Mandy left Ruby for JavaScript; this is to the tune of "One Monkey Don't Stop No Show") | ||
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I jumped up this mornin | ||
And sat on the side of the bed | ||
I said I'm leavin you Ruby | ||
When I use you, I feel dead | ||
Cause you're way too bulky, so you’ve gotta go | ||
And it's high time darlin', it’s high time you should know | ||
I jumped up this mornin <br> | ||
And sat on the side of the bed <br> | ||
I said I'm leavin you Ruby <br> | ||
When I use you, I feel dead <br> | ||
Cause you're way too bulky, so you’ve gotta go <br> | ||
And it's high time darlin', it’s high time you should know <br> | ||
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One monkey don't stop no show | ||
One monkey don't stop no show | ||
I’ve found something else to use instead | ||
And I mean every single word I said | ||
One monkey don't stop no show <br> | ||
One monkey don't stop no show <br> | ||
I’ve found something else to use instead <br> | ||
And I mean every single word I said <br> | ||
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Ruby thought I was jivin' | ||
Just couldn’t use it anymore | ||
I scrapped it at 3 in the morning but guess what | ||
I was using JavaScript at 4 | ||
You see some languages cry when you have to let them go | ||
But I found out something a long time ago | ||
Ruby thought I was jivin' <br> | ||
Just couldn’t use it anymore <br> | ||
I scrapped it at 3 in the morning but guess what <br> | ||
I was using JavaScript at 4 <br> | ||
You see some languages cry when you have to let them go <br> | ||
But I found out something a long time ago <br> | ||
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One monkey don't stop no show | ||
One monkey don't stop no show | ||
So when it gets too big for it’s pants | ||
Just use JavaScript, give it a chance | ||
One monkey don't stop no show <br> | ||
One monkey don't stop no show <br> | ||
So when it gets too big for it’s pants <br> | ||
Just use JavaScript, give it a chance <br> | ||
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I used to be chicken hearted | ||
I’d cry and throw myself on the floor | ||
Cause I was just new and naive | ||
Ha, I ain't like that no more | ||
Cause I learned the hard way | ||
And I learned the score | ||
But guys I’m here to tell ya | ||
And darlins I should know | ||
I used to be chicken hearted <br> | ||
I’d cry and throw myself on the floor <br> | ||
Cause I was just new and naive <br> | ||
Ha, I ain't like that no more <br> | ||
Cause I learned the hard way <br> | ||
And I learned the score <br> | ||
But guys I’m here to tell ya <br> | ||
And darlins I should know <br> | ||
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One monkey don't stop no show | ||
One monkey don't stop no show | ||
Cause you can do anything you choose | ||
Go tell that Ruby, you’re not amused | ||
One monkey don't stop no show <br> | ||
One monkey don't stop no show <br> | ||
Cause you can do anything you choose <br> | ||
Go tell that Ruby, you’re not amused <br> | ||
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One monkey don't stop no show | ||
One monkey don't stop no show | ||
One monkey don't stop no show | ||
JavaScript is the best way to go | ||
One monkey don't stop no show <br> | ||
One monkey don't stop no show <br> | ||
One monkey don't stop no show <br> | ||
JavaScript is the best way to go <br> |