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+Brogrammer Drama
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+
+Brogrammer drama
+Poppin his collar and raging on code
+Brogrammer drama
+He’s not a CEO, he’s a CEBro
+He spends a lot of precious time mean muggin' in aviators
+He only dines on Muscle Milk to him there’s nothing greater!
+
+Stay in the roid zone
+While getting a tan down at the pool
+Hoodies and headphones
+Doesn’t give a damn he thinks he looks cool
+Give him some Redbull and Mountain Dew to prep for conference season
+Oh nevermind he drinks it like water for no good reason
+
+Brogrammer drama
+Just got a new tribal tattoo
+Brogrammer drama
+His dance moves were on the news
+He does his pushups with one hand while coding with the other
+He’s patenting some caffeine pills called May I Have Another?
+
+He has 5 startups
+Hired some guys from the local frat
+In his Porche doing fistpumps
+And his rottweiler ate your cat
+He’s good with the ladies, loves Nickleback, and gets so mad he shakes
+He has his laptop strapped to the treadmill and loves brotein shakes
+Brogrammer drama, kindof like high school
+Brogrammer drama, so much like high school
+Brogrammer drama, oooo-weeee-ooooo!
+
+
+You're Nobody Till Somebody Loves You
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+
+You’re nobody till you’ve tasted Michael Rogers’ coffee
+You’re nobody till Max Ogden has mapped your cat
+If you haven’t tried Aaron Quince’s bacon, oh you’re missin out
+When Felix live codes a MySQL parser in node, I want to scream and shout
+
+The world isn’t the same after you’ve ridden in a delorean
+As sure as James Welton is under age
+You’re nobody till Paolo has randomly decided to stay at your loft during SXSW
+So go and find Chris Williams and safe rage!
+
+
+Bei Mir Bist Du Schon
+=
+(Mandy's first impression of Joe McCann at SXSW in 2006)
+
+Of all the bald men I’ve known and I’ve known some
+Until we met at SXSW I was lonesome
+You had some diamond studs in your ears and a gold chain that
+hung down to hear
+I admit you looked a little gangster to me
+
+You loved my Dead Kennedys t-shirt and I pretended to be a fan
+You made my laptop run so much faster and I thought I should keep this man
+And so I’ve racked my brain, hoping to explain
+All the things that you mean to me
+
+Bei mir bist du schon, please let me explain
+Bei mir bist du schon means that you’re grand
+Oh bei mir bist du schon, it’s such an easy refrain
+It means you’re the fairest in the land
+
+I could say Joey Joey, even say vundabar
+Each language only helps me tell you, darling, how grand you are
+I’ve tried to explain, bei mir bist du schon
+Please kiss me and say you understand
+
+
+Brian Leroux Walked By
+=
+
+I was walking along, minding my business
+When there he was that PhoneGap guy
+(Jan & Max) Flash! Bam! Alacazam!
+Ooo Brian Leroux walked by
+
+I was humming a tune, drinking in sunshine
+When there he sat, drinkin a brew
+(Jan & Max) Flash! Bam! Alacazam!
+Oh my goodness there’s Brian Leroux
+
+One look and I said timber!
+Watch out for falling glass
+Cause the ceiling fell in and the bottom fell out I went into a spin and I started to shout he is it.. he is it... he is it... I-T IT!
+
+I was walking along, minding my business
+When there he was and so we cried
+(Jan & Max) Flash! Bam! Alacazam!
+In airports, conferences, and local bars
+He might be an assassin or a spy
+(Jan & Max) Flash! Bam! Alacazam!
+What a guy!!!
+
+
+Pain in My Heart
+=
+(in regards to the Ajax bug that IOS 6 introduced)
+
+This pain in my heart, oh yes it's true
+It makes me angry and often makes me blue
+This pain in my heart, oh the things that we all go through
+
+This pain in my heart, it makes me sigh
+I’m never laughin', sometimes it makes me cry
+This pain in my heart, I’d like to roll up in a great big ball and die
+
+Ooooo baby, you know it's true
+Deep down in my heart dear
+There is no love for bugs like you
+
+This pain in my heart, it drives me mad
+It’s never good because it feels so bad
+This pain in my heart, caused by the worst bug I’ve ever had
+
+
+One Monkey Don't Stop No Show
+=
+(Mandy left Ruby for JavaScript)
+
+I jumped up this mornin
+And sat on the side of the bed
+I said I'm leavin you Ruby
+When I use you, I feel dead
+Cause you're way too bulky, so you’ve gotta go
+And it's high time darlin', it’s high time you should know
+
+One monkey don't stop no show
+One monkey don't stop no show
+I’ve found something else to use instead
+And I mean every single word I said
+
+Ruby thought I was jivin'
+Just couldn’t use it anymore
+I scrapped it at 3 in the morning but guess what
+I was using JavaScript at 4
+You see some languages cry when you have to let them go
+But I found out something a long time ago
+
+One monkey don't stop no show
+One monkey don't stop no show
+So when it gets too big for it’s pants
+Just use JavaScript, give it a chance
+
+I used to be chicken hearted
+I’d cry and throw myself on the floor
+Cause I was just new and naive
+Ha, I ain't like that no more
+Cause learned the hard way
+And I learned the score
+But guys I’m here to tell ya
+And darlins I should know
+
+One monkey don't stop no show
+One monkey don't stop no show
+Cause you can do anything you choose
+Go tell that Ruby, you’re not amused
+
+One monkey don't stop no show
+One monkey don't stop no show
+One monkey don't stop no show
+JavaScript is the best way to go
+
+
+At Last
+=
+(in regards to the iPhone 5 finally being released)
+
+At last, my love has come along
+My lonely days are over
+Cause you and I belong
+
+At last, you’re screen I think it grew
+And how I love your passbook
+It was worth standing in long line for you
+
+I found a phone that I could speak to
+A phone that I can call my own
+It’s such a thrill to press my cheek to
+A thrill that I have never known
+
+Your maps, your maps, kill me now, they’re so bad
+But your camera, oh it’s heaven
+And I poopin'd Jan, at last :-)
+
+
+Programmers Wanted
+=
+(about all the amuzing verbage that recuiters use)
+
+Programmer wanted
+One great techie wanted
+One real ninja who codes until they cry
+
+Wizard wanted
+One rockstar developer wanted
+You’re perfect for the job, but yes you must apply
+
+Computer science degree is required
+Please send us your resume in a Microsoft Word format
+
+Designer wanted
+A master guru wanted
+Finish 100% of your work
+And you get 20% time
+
+Hacker wanted
+One software specialist wanted
+You’ll have to relocate, so please give me a call
+
+Architect wanted
+One high level engineer wanted
+We have a softball league, we know you’ll have a ball
+
+Did I mention that we have pool tables
+And beanbag chairs and free soda in the fridge
+
+Yes, you’re wanted
+Your set of skills are wanted
+We have an indoor slide
+And pictures on the walls
+
+Talent wanted, programming genius wanted
+They’re a fully funded startup in Silicon Valley
+You’ll take a pay cut in exchange for some equity
+One real super duper champion wanted
+
+
+Fine iFrame
+=
+(someone told me that I couldn't create a song about iFrames... pwned!)
+
+He's got some fine iframes
+Alex Sexton that is his name
+He’s alright with me but all I can see
+Are his fine iFrames
+
+How long have you been around
+Alex, so glad you came into town
+I wanna scream cause I've never seen
+Such fine iFrames
+
+Vampire skin can be so rare
+But you man are king of the throne
+You are no square, I love your red hair
+And your code is so well known
+
+You’ve got some fine iFrames
+Alex Sexton that is his name
+He’s alright with me, but all I can see
+Are his fine iFrames
+
+
+Anything Goes
+=
+(about what goes on in the tech industry)
+
+Times have changed
+Conferences and meetup groups
+Checking Twitter to get the scoop
+Hope no one takes my phone and says I pooped
+Yes, today
+Make a phone call, are you insane
+Spending half my life on a plane
+My devices are frying my brain
+
+In olden days you’d write a letter
+But email is so much better
+Because we all know, mail is too slow
+
+My mom told me I should get a degree
+But I can learn all I wanna know online, any fuckin time
+Your industry rocks today
+Great talks today
+Gourmet coffee today
+Free booze today
+And a rave today
+Yes, all of that today
+You lucky, so-and-so’s
+And though Nuno’s a great romancer
+And has all the geeky answers
+Where’s the fire hose, cause anything goes
+
+If mechanical bulls you like
+Gun duels like
+Helicopters you like
+Phil Collins you like
+If free phones you like
+Clowns and donkeys you like
+And pirate themed clothes
+And when each night the vibe is jumpin and recruiters
+Wine and dine you with hell who knows...
+Anything Goes
+
+
+
+Bring Us Sunshine
+=
+(dedicated to Malte, Jan, Tiffany & Holger)
+
+They bring sunshine, with a smile
+They bring laughter, all the while
+In this world where we live, there should be more happiness
+So much joy that they give, to each brand new bright tomorrow
+
+They make us happy, every year
+Never bring us, any tears
+Yes their arms, are as warm, as the sun from up above
+They bring fun, they bring sunshine, they bring love
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+Anything Goes
+=
+(about what goes on in the tech industry)
+
+Times have changed
+Conferences and meetup groups
+Checking Twitter to get the scoop
+Hope no one takes my phone and says I pooped
+Yes, today
+Make a phone call, are you insane
+Spending half my life on a plane
+My devices are frying my brain
+
+In olden days you’d write a letter
+But email is so much better
+Because we all know, mail is too slow
+
+My mom told me I should get a degree
+But I can learn all I wanna know online, any fuckin time
+Your industry rocks today
+Great talks today
+Gourmet coffee today
+Free booze today
+And a rave today
+Yes, all of that today
+You lucky, so-and-so’s
+And though Nuno’s a great romancer
+And has all the geeky answers
+Where’s the fire hose, cause anything goes
+
+If mechanical bulls you like
+Gun duels like
+Helicopters you like
+Phil Collins you like
+If free phones you like
+Clowns and donkeys you like
+And pirate themed clothes
+And when each night the vibe is jumpin and recruiters
+Wine and dine you with hell who knows...
+Anything Goes
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+At Last
+=
+(in regards to the iPhone 5 finally being released)
+
+At last, my love has come along
+My lonely days are over
+Cause you and I belong
+
+At last, you’re screen I think it grew
+And how I love your passbook
+It was worth standing in long line for you
+
+I found a phone that I could speak to
+A phone that I can call my own
+It’s such a thrill to press my cheek to
+A thrill that I have never known
+
+Your maps, your maps, kill me now, they’re so bad
+But your camera, oh it’s heaven
+And I poopin'd Jan, at last :-)
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