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Programmers Wanted
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-(about all the amuzing verbage that recuiters use)
+(a compilation of the amusing verbage that recuiters use; to the tune of "Man Wanted")
-Programmer wanted
-One great techie wanted
-One real ninja who codes until they cry
+Programmer wanted <br>
+One great techie wanted <br>
+One real ninja who codes until they cry <br>
-Wizard wanted
-One rockstar developer wanted
-You’re perfect for the job, but yes you must apply
+Wizard wanted <br>
+One rockstar developer wanted <br>
+You’re perfect for the job, but yes you must apply <br>
-Computer science degree is required
-Please send us your resume in a Microsoft Word format
+Computer science degree is required <br>
+Please send us your resume in a Microsoft Word format <br>
-Designer wanted
-A master guru wanted
-Finish 100% of your work
-And you get 20% time
+Designer wanted <br>
+A master guru wanted <br>
+Finish 100% of your work <br>
+And you get 20% time <br>
-Hacker wanted
-One software specialist wanted
-You’ll have to relocate, so please give me a call
+Hacker wanted <br>
+One software specialist wanted <br>
+You’ll have to relocate, so please give me a call <br>
-Architect wanted
-One high level engineer wanted
-We have a softball league, we know you’ll have a ball
+Architect wanted <br>
+One high level engineer wanted <br>
+We have a softball league, we know you’ll have a ball <br>
-Did I mention that we have pool tables
-And beanbag chairs and free soda in the fridge
+Did I mention that we have pool tables <br>
+And beanbag chairs and free soda in the fridge <br>
-Yes, you’re wanted
-Your set of skills are wanted
-We have an indoor slide
-And pictures on the walls
+Yes, you’re wanted <br>
+Your set of skills are wanted <br>
+We have an indoor slide <br>
+And pictures on the walls <br>
-Talent wanted, programming genius wanted
-They’re a fully funded startup in Silicon Valley
-You’ll take a pay cut in exchange for some equity
-One real super duper champion wanted
+Talent wanted, programming genius wanted <br>
+They’re a fully funded startup in Silicon Valley <br>
+You’ll take a pay cut in exchange for some equity <br>
+One real super duper champion wanted <br>

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