Merlin team's hubot
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This is a version of GitHub's Campfire bot, hubot. She's pretty cool.

This version runs on Neomind's IRC channel.

Playing with Mindi

Mindi runs under ~playserver/mindi on the Neomini. She runs in a loop that continuously checks for updates to the git repo, so all you need to do is commit changes, and then say "mindi: please, when you have a moment, reboot yourself" in open chat.

Take a look at the scripts in the ./scripts folder for examples. Add whatever functionality you want Mindi to have.


Here's a list of what Mindi knows to respond to as of Jan 26th, 2012:

 hubot is it christmas ?  - returns whether is it christmas or not
 hubot is it xmas ?  - returns whether is it christmas or not
<keyword> tweet - Returns a link to a tweet about <keyword>
<text> (SUCCESS|NAILED IT) - Generates success kid with the top caption of <text>
<text> ALL the <things>    - Generates ALL THE THINGS
<text> ORLY?               - Generates the ORLY? owl with the top caption of <text>
<text> TOO DAMN <high> - Generates THE RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH guy
<text> better nerf irelia - Generates a better nerf Irelia pic
<thing>++ - give thing some karma
<thing>-- - take away some of thing's karma
<user> is a badass guitarist - assign a role to a user
<user> is not a badass guitarist - remove a role from a user
Good news everyone! <news> - Generates Professor Farnsworth
I don't always <something> but when i do <text> - Generates The Most Interesting man in the World
I want this album - Returns a download link for the current album.
I want this song - Returns a download link for the current song.
Not sure if <text> or <text> - Generates Futurama Fry
Y U NO <text>              - Generates the Y U NO GUY with the bottom caption
Yo dawg <text> so <text> - Generates Yo Dawg
abstract <topic> - Prints a nice abstract of the given topic.
achievement get <achievement> [achiever's gravatar email] - life goals are in reach.
amumu me - huggy amumu
animal me - Grab a random gif from
animate me <query>  - The same thing as `image me`, except adds a few
annie me - whip my bear back and forth
ascii me <text> - Show text in ascii art.
be quiet - Mute play.
bees - Oprah at her finest, or a good way to turn the fans on coworkers machines
contact <user name>     - see contact info for user
convert me <expression> to <units> - Convert expression to given units.
cowsay <statement> - Returns a cow that says what you want.
dance - Display a dancing Carlton
dance party - Dance party time
enlighten - random quote
favorite images -> see a list
food -
forecast <city> - Get the forecast for a location
forget <location> as a <group> location - Forgets the location from the group.
forget all locations for <group> - Forgets all the locations for the group.
forget image SOME NAME FOR THE IMAGE -> forget it
garen me - spinning garen
haters - Returns a random haters gonna hate url
help - Displays all of the help commands that Hubot knows about.
help <query> - Displays all help commands that match <query>.
hipster hacker <text> - Generates a hipster hacker doing something
hubot sudo <anything you want> - Force hubot to do what you want
image me <query>    - The Original. Queries Google Images for <query> and
jhunio me - say something about tridanemer
karma <thing> - check thing's karma, if <thing> is ommitted get top and bottom 3
kennen me - dancing kennen
list songs by <artist> - Lists the songs by the artist String.
lulz - BRING THE LOLZ from
malzahar me - running malzahar
map me <query> - Returns a map view of the area returned by `query`.
math me <expression> - Calculate the given expression.
mordekaiser me - dancing mordekaiser
mustache me <query> - Searches Google Images for the specified query and
mustache me <url>   - Adds a mustache to the specified URL.
my <field> is <value>   - set a field on your user record (email, cell, twitter)
news - Get the latest headlines
news <topic> - Get the latest headlines for a specific topic
nom -
olaf me - running olaf
phreak me - dancing phreak
pizza me - let's have a pizza party
play - Plays music.
play <artist> - Queue up ten songs from a given artist.
play <name> by <artist> - Queues up a song by an artist.
play album <album> - Queues up an album.
play next - Plays the next song.
play stats - Show some play stats.
pug bomb N - get N pugs
pug me - Receive a pug
quote     - random quote
remember <location> as a <group> location - Remembers the location for the group.
rimshot - Link to a short video of a rimshot
roll <x>d<y> - roll x dice, each of which has y sides.
roll dice - Roll two six-sided dice.
save image URL as SOME NAME FOR THE IMAGE -> save an image
say <message> - `say` your message over your speakers.
scumbag sysadmin <text>, <text> - Generates a scumbag sysadmin doing something
seal me - see a seal of approval
shark me - see a shark comic
ship it - Display a motivation squirrel
show me SOME NAME FOR THE IMAGE -> show an image
show my data            - see your user record
show storage - Display the contents that are persisted in redis
show users - Display all users that hubot knows about
sms <to> <message> - Sends <message> to the number <to>.
status cat <STATUS CODE> - show a status cat
stop - Stops the music.
support is <person> <phone>  - tell bot who is doing support
throw a coin - Gives you heads or tails
today in lol - get a LoL pun
transformer me - see a dancing transformer
translate me <phrase> - Searches for a translation for the <phrase> and then
translate me from <source> into <target> <phrase> - Translates <phrase> from <source> into <target>. Both <source> and <target> are optional
trap - Display an Admiral Ackbar piece of wonder
volume [0-10] - Adjust the volume of play.
warwick me - nomming warwick
weather <city> - Get the weather for a location
what's playing - Returns the currently-played song.
where can we go for <group>? - Returns a list of places that exist for the group.
where should we go for <group>? - Returns a randomly selected location for the group.
where's play - Gives you the URL to the web app.
who is <user> - see what roles a user has
who is support?              - find out who is covering merlin support
who's in the office - List everyone in the office
xkcd       - The latest XKCD comic
xkcd <num> - XKCD comic matching the supplied number
youtube me <query> - Searches YouTube for the query and returns the video


There will inevitably be functionality that everyone will want. Instead of adding it to hubot itself, you can submit pull requests to hubot-scripts. To enable scripts from the hubot-scripts package, add the script name with extension as a double quoted string to the hubot-scripts.json file in this repo.


Thanks to RiotGames for LeFay, Mindi's mommy.