This is a version of GitHub's Campfire bot, hubot. She's pretty cool.
This version runs on Neomind's IRC channel.
Playing with Mindi
Mindi runs under ~playserver/mindi on the Neomini. She runs in a loop that continuously checks for updates to the git repo, so all you need to do is commit changes, and then say "mindi: please, when you have a moment, reboot yourself" in open chat.
Take a look at the scripts in the
./scripts folder for examples.
Add whatever functionality you want Mindi to have.
Here's a list of what Mindi knows to respond to as of Jan 26th, 2012:
hubot is it christmas ? - returns whether is it christmas or not hubot is it xmas ? - returns whether is it christmas or not <keyword> tweet - Returns a link to a tweet about <keyword> <text> (SUCCESS|NAILED IT) - Generates success kid with the top caption of <text> <text> ALL the <things> - Generates ALL THE THINGS <text> ORLY? - Generates the ORLY? owl with the top caption of <text> <text> TOO DAMN <high> - Generates THE RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH guy <text> better nerf irelia - Generates a better nerf Irelia pic <thing>++ - give thing some karma <thing>-- - take away some of thing's karma <user> is a badass guitarist - assign a role to a user <user> is not a badass guitarist - remove a role from a user Good news everyone! <news> - Generates Professor Farnsworth I don't always <something> but when i do <text> - Generates The Most Interesting man in the World I want this album - Returns a download link for the current album. I want this song - Returns a download link for the current song. Not sure if <text> or <text> - Generates Futurama Fry Y U NO <text> - Generates the Y U NO GUY with the bottom caption Yo dawg <text> so <text> - Generates Yo Dawg abstract <topic> - Prints a nice abstract of the given topic. achievement get <achievement> [achiever's gravatar email] - life goals are in reach. amumu me - huggy amumu animal me - Grab a random gif from http://animalsbeingdicks.com/ animate me <query> - The same thing as `image me`, except adds a few annie me - whip my bear back and forth ascii me <text> - Show text in ascii art. be quiet - Mute play. bees - Oprah at her finest, or a good way to turn the fans on coworkers machines contact <user name> - see contact info for user convert me <expression> to <units> - Convert expression to given units. cowsay <statement> - Returns a cow that says what you want. dance - Display a dancing Carlton dance party - Dance party time enlighten - random quote favorite images -> see a list food - http://i.imgur.com/Ytq3S.gif forecast <city> - Get the forecast for a location forget <location> as a <group> location - Forgets the location from the group. forget all locations for <group> - Forgets all the locations for the group. forget image SOME NAME FOR THE IMAGE -> forget it garen me - spinning garen haters - Returns a random haters gonna hate url help - Displays all of the help commands that Hubot knows about. help <query> - Displays all help commands that match <query>. hipster hacker <text> - Generates a hipster hacker doing something hubot sudo <anything you want> - Force hubot to do what you want image me <query> - The Original. Queries Google Images for <query> and jhunio me - say something about tridanemer karma <thing> - check thing's karma, if <thing> is ommitted get top and bottom 3 kennen me - dancing kennen khanify <text> - TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXT! list songs by <artist> - Lists the songs by the artist String. lulz - BRING THE LOLZ from bukk.it malzahar me - running malzahar map me <query> - Returns a map view of the area returned by `query`. math me <expression> - Calculate the given expression. mordekaiser me - dancing mordekaiser mustache me <query> - Searches Google Images for the specified query and mustache me <url> - Adds a mustache to the specified URL. my <field> is <value> - set a field on your user record (email, cell, twitter) news - Get the latest headlines news <topic> - Get the latest headlines for a specific topic nom - http://i.imgur.com/Ytq3S.gif olaf me - running olaf phreak me - dancing phreak pizza me - let's have a pizza party play - Plays music. play <artist> - Queue up ten songs from a given artist. play <name> by <artist> - Queues up a song by an artist. play album <album> - Queues up an album. play next - Plays the next song. play stats - Show some play stats. pug bomb N - get N pugs pug me - Receive a pug quote - random quote remember <location> as a <group> location - Remembers the location for the group. rimshot - Link to a short video of a rimshot roll <x>d<y> - roll x dice, each of which has y sides. roll dice - Roll two six-sided dice. save image URL as SOME NAME FOR THE IMAGE -> save an image say <message> - `say` your message over your speakers. scumbag sysadmin <text>, <text> - Generates a scumbag sysadmin doing something seal me - see a seal of approval shark me - see a shark comic ship it - Display a motivation squirrel show me SOME NAME FOR THE IMAGE -> show an image show my data - see your user record show storage - Display the contents that are persisted in redis show users - Display all users that hubot knows about sms <to> <message> - Sends <message> to the number <to>. status cat <STATUS CODE> - show a status cat stop - Stops the music. support is <person> <phone> - tell bot who is doing support throw a coin - Gives you heads or tails today in lol - get a LoL pun transformer me - see a dancing transformer translate me <phrase> - Searches for a translation for the <phrase> and then translate me from <source> into <target> <phrase> - Translates <phrase> from <source> into <target>. Both <source> and <target> are optional trap - Display an Admiral Ackbar piece of wonder volume [0-10] - Adjust the volume of play. warwick me - nomming warwick weather <city> - Get the weather for a location what's playing - Returns the currently-played song. where can we go for <group>? - Returns a list of places that exist for the group. where should we go for <group>? - Returns a randomly selected location for the group. where's play - Gives you the URL to the web app. who is <user> - see what roles a user has who is support? - find out who is covering merlin support who's in the office - List everyone in the office xkcd - The latest XKCD comic xkcd <num> - XKCD comic matching the supplied number youtube me <query> - Searches YouTube for the query and returns the video
There will inevitably be functionality that everyone will want. Instead of adding it to hubot itself, you can submit pull requests to hubot-scripts. To enable scripts from the hubot-scripts package, add the script name with extension as a double quoted string to the hubot-scripts.json file in this repo.
Thanks to RiotGames for LeFay, Mindi's mommy.