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README.md

Chunkybot

chunkybot is a chill-ass bot running on the rubot framework. If you want to contribute, you should probably read the README first.

Commands

  • !calc - calculate shit
  • !quote - display a random quote
  • !addquote - add a quote. quotes should be in irc log format. i.e. !addquote <mculp> LOL UR STUPID
  • !rand - comma separated list of things to randomly select from. i.e. !rand mcdonalds, taco bell, hardees
  • !urban - urban dictionary query
  • !weather - weather information
  • !wfa - wolfram alpha query
  • !google - google query
  • !remind - set a reminder. use 10h format. i.e. !remind 1h GET DA MEATLOAF OUT DA OVEN
  • !up - uptime
  • !contributors - list of contributors
  • !darkness - Tells you the relative darkness of the conversation using very crude sentiment analysis
  • !fact <fact> - add a fact
  • !fact - get a fact
  • !goodnews <message> - GOOD NEWS EVERYONE meme generator.
  • !grimdark - get a random Warhammer 40,000 proverb or random proverb of a certain topic with !grimdark <message>
  • !sam_hills - get a random Sam Hills acronym. Optional message for filtering with !sam_hills <message>
  • !movies <zip> - get movie listings
  • !sin - to let someone know their soul is in jeopardy
  • !highfive - look for a highfive from someone... anyone...
  • !treppin or !trep - Encouragement from your favorite trep.

Emoticons

  • !lod - ಠ_ಠ
  • !fliptable - (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
  • !shrug - ¯\(ツ)
  • !zoidberg - (\/) (°,,°) (\/)
  • !yuno - (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ
  • !facepalm - (>ლ)
  • !flipall - ┻━┻︵ (°□°)/ ︵ ┻━┻
  • !zerofucks - ╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮
  • !kill - (╯°□°)--︻╦╤─ - - -
  • !huh - •͡˘㇁•͡˘
  • !omg - ⨀_⨀
  • !deal - (••) ( ••)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)

Lunchtrain

  • !lunchtrain new <time> <destination> - Create a new lunchtrain. Time must be in 24 hour format. (13:00)
  • !lunchtrain list - List currently scheduled trains.
  • !lunchtrain join <id> - Join the specified train. Id's are 5 digit hexs and can be viewed via !lunchtrain list

Other stuff

  • substitutions: s/derp/derp2/
  • website titles
  • display content from twitter links

Contributing

Just add read README, make something cool, and issue a pull request.