FOAAS - Fuck Off As A Service
FOAAS (Fuck Off As A Service) provides a modern, RESTful, scalable solution to the common problem of telling people to fuck off.
This API was just screaming for an R wrapper! So here it is.
Use devtools to install the package:
You use it by calling one of the 72 different functions.
library(foaas) foaas_everyone("me") #> $message #>  "Everyone can go and fuck off." #> #> $subtitle #>  "- me"
The functions return a message and a subtitle.
There you go!. Now f*ck off! :)