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1 I have always found that mercy bears richer fruits than strict justice –Abraham Lincoln
2 History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives –Abbe Eban
3 When the music's over, turn off the lights –Adolf Hitler [last words]
4 I, at any rate, am convinced that He [God] does not throw dice –Albert Einstein
5 Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new –Albert Einstein
6 Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater –Albert Einstein
7 Things should be made as simple as possible, but not any simpler –Albert Einstein
8 I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones –Albert Einstein
9 The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax –Albert Einstein
10 I should've been a plumber –Albert Einstein
11 It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer –Albert Einstein
12 Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former –Albert Einstein
13 I never think of the future. It comes soon enough –Albert Einstein
14 I don't know what is the speed of sound. I don't carry information in my mind that is readily available in books –Albert Einstein
15 If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it? –Albert Einstein
16 Black holes are where God divided by zero –Albert Einstein
17 We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them –Albert Einstein
18 Learn all you can from the mistakes of others. You won't have time to make them all yourself –Alfred Sheinwold
19 I would not fear a pack of lions led by a sheep, but I would always fear a flock of sheep led by a lion –Alexander the Great
20 Well, this is certainly a pleasant surprise –Andrew Mutton [last words]
21 Real Programmers always confuse Christmas and Halloween because Oct31 == Dec25! –Andrew Rutherford
22 Biedakow nigdy nie stac na nic, dlatego sa biedakami –Codringher –Andrzej Sapkowski, Czar Pogardy
23 Odejdz stad i wychedoz sie sam –Egzorcyzm –Andrzej Sapkowski, Ostatnie Zyczenie
24 Gdy cie maja wieszac, popros o szklanke wody. Nigdy nie wiadomo, co sie wydarzy, zanim przyniosa –Andrzej Sapkowski, Pani Jeziora
25 Lepiej zginac, niz zyc ze swiadomoscia, ze zrobilo sie cos, co wymaga wybaczenia –Yarpen Zigrin –Andrzej Sapkowski, Krew Elfow
26 Dobry elf, to martwy elf –Marszalek Milan Raupenneck –Andrzej Sapkowski, Krew Elfow
27 Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most [...] don't need to be done –Andy Rooney
28 Damn! A bullet! –Antonio Jose de Sucre [last words]
29 Bardzo zaawansowana technologia niewiele rozni sie od magii –Arthur Clarke
30 A bullet to his head won't bring back the dead, but it'll lift the spirit of my people! –Asian Dub Foundation, Assassin
31 Most men who are not married by the age of thirty-five are either homosexual or really smart –Becky Rodenbeck
32 Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch –Benjamin Franklin
33 Artificial Intelligence: the art of making computers that behave like the ones in movies –Bill Bulko
34 I'll be in Hell before you start breakfast! –“Black Jack” Ketchum [last words]
35 The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do –Burrhus Skinner
36 No man is wise enough, nor good enough to be trusted with unlimited power –Charles Colton
37 Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia –Charles Schultz
38 Why not? After all, it belongs to Him! –Charles Chaplin [last words]
39 There is no such thing as “trusted users” –+Chiron+ on alt.os.linux.slackware
40 Trust no one –Fox Mulder –Chris Carter, The X Files
41 In most of my work, the laws of physics rarely seems to apply –Fox Mulder –Chris Carter, The X Files
42 Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months –Clifford Stoll
43 Many subjects aren't fun. I wonder how the fun-to-learn teacher handles the Holocaust, Rape of Nanking, or American slavery.. –Clifford Stoll
44 Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users? –Clifford Stoll
45 My nie damy rady?! –Corwin
46 Zle, zle zawsze i wszedzie –Cyprian Kamil Norwid, Moja Pioseka [I]
47 Innego konca swiata nie bedzie –Czeslaw Milosz, Piosnka o koncu swiata
48 I may have invented control-alt-delete, but Bill Gates made it really famous –David Bradley
49 UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity –Dennis Ritchie
50 Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing –Dick Brandon
51 Why should I go where everyone goes? Why should I do what everyone does? –Die Toten Hosen, Pushed Again
52 I hope, Buddha doesn't exist - one life is pain enough –deadflesh @ #unix @ IRCNet
53 In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move –Douglas Adams
54 In a world without walls and fences, who needs Windows and Gates? –Dino Esposito
55 Nie jestem wariatem, jestem samolotem –Dogbert
56 Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it –Donald Knuth
57 The hardest thing is to go to sleep at night, when there are so many urgent things needing to be done –Donald Knuth
58 A huge gap exists between what we know is possible with today's machines and what we have so far been able to finish –Donald Knuth
59 An algorithm must be seen to be believed –Donald Knuth [attrib.]
60 Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties –Doug Larson
61 Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes –Edsger Dijkstra
62 The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim –Edsger Dijkstra
63 Learning BASIC causes permanent brain damage –Edsger Dijkstra
64 Teaching BASIC should be a criminal offense –Edsger Dijkstra
65 Program testing can be used to show the presence of bugs, but never to show their absence –Edsger Dijkstra
66 Such is life –Edward “Ned” Kelly [last words]
67 Masochizm wynika z niewiedzy –Edward Stachowski
68 To sin by silence when we should protest makes cowards out of men –Ella Wilcox
69 Stopien ucywilizowania spolecznosci najlepiej ocenic poznajac ich kryminalistow –Fiodor Dostojewski
70 The essence of war is violence. Moderation in war is imbecility –Fisher
71 Those who spend too much time on the little things usually become incapable of great ones –Francois de La Rochefoucauld [attrib.]
72 How can we expect others to keep our secrets if we cannot keep them ourselves? –Francois de La Rochefoucauld [attrib.]
73 Only great men have great faults –Francois de La Rochefoucauld [attrib.]
74 It is never more difficult to speak well than when one is ashamed to be silent –Francois de La Rochefoucauld [attrib.]
75 Spory nie trwalyby tak dlugo, gdyby brak slusznosci byl tylko po jednej stronie –Francois de La Rochefoucauld [attrib.]
76 The Earth is suffocating... Swear to make them cut me open, so that I won't be buried alive –Frederic Chopin [last words]
77 A jednak sie kreci! –Galileo Galilei
78 Wolnosc oznacza odpowiedzialnosc. Dlatego wiekszosc ludzi sie jej boi –George Shaw
79 I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did, not screaming like the passengers who were in his car.. –George Burns
80 Now I shall go to sleep. Goodnight –George Byron [last words]
81 Don't try to do it. Do it or don't do it –Yoda –Gorge Walton Lucas, Star Wars
82 Ucz sie na cudzych bledach. Zycie jest za krotkie, abys zdazyl je wszystkie popelnic –Gilbert Becaud
83 Counting in binary is just like counting in decimal if you are all thumbs –Glaser and Way
84 I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse –Vito Corleone –The Godfather
85 Never let anyone outside the family know what you're thinking –Vito Corleone –The Godfather
86 Never get angry. Never make a threat. Reason with people –Don Vito Corleone –The Godfather
87 Never hate your enemies. It clouds your judgement –Michael Corleone –The Godfather
88 I'll make him an offer he can't refuse –Michael Corleone –The Godfather
89 Aby czuc sie wolnym istnieje prosty sposob: nie szarpac i nie napinac smyczy –Hans Krailsheimer
90 If there's never been a suicide in your family, why don't you break the monotony? –Henny Youngman
91 The patient says “Doctor, it hurts when I do this.” “Then don't do that!” –Henny Youngman
92 I asked a Jewish man “Do you know where Michigan Avenue is?” He said “Yes”, and walked away –Henny Youngman
93 Die, my dear doctor, that's the last thing I shall do! –Henry Temple
94 Premature optimization is the root of all evil –Hoare's Dictum
95 Kiedy plonie dom sasiadow, stawka jest twoj wlasny dom –Horacy
96 If I have been able to see further, it was only because I stood on the shoulders of giants –Isaac Newton
97 God is Real, unless declared Integer –J. Allan Toogood
98 -We are but packets in the Internet of life. -Amen, brother –J. D. Frazer, UserFriendly
99 One Ping to rule them all, One Ping to find them, One Ping to bring them all and in the darkness bind them –J. D. Frazer, UserFriendly
100 There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer –J. H. Goldfuss
101 Houston, we have a problem –James Lovell
102 The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true –James Cabell
103 They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction –Janet Reno
104 Zycie, to tylko niekonczaca sie proba przedstawienia, ktore nigdy sie nie odbedzie –Jean-Pierre Jeunet, Le Fabuleux destin d'Amelie Poulain
105 Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked –Jeff Pesis
106 Just 100 more lines of code.. –Dwayne Duncan –Jeffrey Darlington, General Protection Fault
107 There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence –Jeremy Anderson
108 Dammit... Don't you dare ask God to help me –Joan Crawford [last words]
109 He who hasn't hacked assembly language as a youth has no heart. He who does as an adult has no brain –John Moore
110 Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? All the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry –John Lennon
111 Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans –John Lennon
112 Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it –John Lennon
113 Fixing Unix is easier than living with NT –Jonathan Gilpin
114 Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable –John Kennedy
115 Mankind must put an end to war or war will put an end to mankind –John Kennedy
116 If a free society cannot help the many who are poor, it cannot save the few who are rich –John Kennedy
117 War is the science of destruction –John Abbott
118 Chcielismy dobrze, a wyszlo jak zawsze.. –Joseph Stalin [attrib.]
119 Nuclear war can ruin your whole compile –Karl Lehenbauer
120 Chcecie mnie powiesic, to mnie powiescie –Kazik Staszewski, Poznaj swoj raj
121 Hitler powtarzal tez, ze nie chce wojny wcale –Kazik Staszewski, Mars napada
122 When in doubt, use brute force –Kenneth Thompson
123 One of my most productive days was throwing away 1000 lines of code –Kenneth Thompson
124 Najslabszym ogniwem w kazdym systemie bezpieczenstwa sa ludzie –Kevin Mitnick
125 When all else fails, read the instructions –L. Iasellio
126 Only human –Agent Brown –Larry & Andy Wachowski, The Matrix
127 There is no spoon –Spoon Boy –Larry & Andy Wachowski, The Matrix
128 Do you think that's air you're breathing now? –Morpheus –Larry & Andy Wachowski, The Matrix
129 Choice is an ilusion created between those with a power and those without –Romero Vinci –Larry & Andy Wachowski, The Matrix
130 Be consistent –Larry Wall in the perl man page
131 double value; /* or your money back! */ short changed; /* so triple your money back! */ –Larry Wall in cons.c
132 I don't know if it's what you want, but it's what you get. :-) –Larry Wall
133 I think it's a new feature. Don't tell anyone it was an accident. :-) –Larry Wall on s/foo/bar/eieio
134 It is easier to port a shell than a shell script –Larry Wall
135 Just don't create a file called -rf. :-) –Larry Wall
136 Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. :-) –Larry Wall
137 Odd that we think definitions are definitive. :-) –Larry Wall
138 The computer should be doing the hard work. That's what it's paid to do, after all –Larry Wall
139 Even the White House has a press agent. :-) –Larry Wall
140 I'm reminded of the day my daughter came in, looked over my shoulder at some Perl 4 code, and said, “What is that, swearing?” –Larry Wall
141 Shall we play a game? –Joshua –Lawrence Lasker, Walter F. Parkes, WarGames
142 Mowca powinien wyczerpac temat, nie sluchaczy –Leonard Churchill
143 No one can guarantee success in war, but only deserve it –Leonard Churchill
144 When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite –Leonard Churchill
145 I'm bored with it all –Leonard Churchill [last words]
146 The grim fact is that we prepare for war like precocious giants and for peace like retarded pygmies –Lester Pearson
147 Gdy filozof dojdzie do konca drogi do madrosci, dowiaduje sie rzeczy, jakie ludzie prosci i madrzy wiedzieli od zawsze –Leszek Kolakowski
148 Jak odmienny sens moga miec identycznie brzmiace twierdzenia, umieszczone w roznych doktrynach –Leszek Kolakowski
149 Dijkstra probably hates me –Linus Torvalds in kernel/sched.c v1.1.42
150 My name is Linus, and I am your God –Linus Torvalds
151 Only wimps use tape backup: real men just upload their important stuff on ftp, and let the rest of the world mirror it –Linus Torvalds
152 The memory management on the PowerPC can be used to frighten small children –Linus Torvalds
153 The Linux philosophy is to laugh in face of danger. Oops. Wrong one. 'Do it yourself' That's it –Linus Torvalds
154 Talk is cheap. Show me the code –Linus Torvalds
155 In short: just say NO TO DRUGS, and maybe you won't end up like the Hurd people –Linus Torvalds
156 If you still don't like it, that's ok: that's why I'm boss. I simply know better than you do –Linus Torvalds
157 Software is like sex; it's better when it's free –Linus Torvalds [attrib.]
158 How should I know if it works? That's what beta testers are for. I only coded it –Linus Torvalds [attrib.]
159 Those who can't hear the music think the dancers are insane –Templeton Judgement
160 Applaud, my friends, the comedy is finished –Ludwig van Beethoven [last words]
161 Ala ma kota –Marian Falski
162 Kiedy mam oczekiwac procesu za zniewazanie symboli religijnych przez publiczne uzywanie znaku dodawania? –Marek Szyjewski
163 Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't –Margaret Thatcher
164 Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions –Mark Twain
165 Better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt –Mark Twain
166 Nothing good ever comes of violence –Martin Luther
167 [reason] is the Devil's greatest whore –Martin Luther
168 In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies but the silence of our friends –Martin Luther King [attrib.]
169 Take a look to the sky just before you die –Metallica, For Whom The Bell Tolls
170 Before you judge me take a look at you –Metallica, Holier Than Thou
171 To secure peace is to prepare for war –Metallica, Don't Tread on Me
172 Life is ours, we live it our way –Metallica, Nothing Else Matters
173 Kill, it's such a friendly word, Seems the only way, For reaching out again –Metallica, Welcome Home
174 Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life –Michael Sinz
175 Zycie to jedna wielka mistyfikacja –Michal Nazarewicz
176 Tandeta nad tandetami i wszystko tandeta –Michal Nazarewicz
177 Kiedy nie bede mogl programowac, nadejdzie czas na smierc –Michal Nazarewicz
178 To smutne, gdy zakladasz regule spam if $topic =~ /friend/ –Michal Nazarewicz
179 Bo zawzdy ci wiecej jedza, ktorzy blizej misy siedza –Mikolaj Rej
180 Look at things what we created, I'm not proud what we have done –Narnia, Angels are Crying
181 Computing is not about computers any more. It is about living –Nicholas Negroponte
182 Prawdziwy chomik musi w zyciu zrobic trzy rzeczy: najesc sie, wyspac sie i zdechnac –NiTa
183 If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong –Norm Schryer
184 They don't make bugs like Bunny anymore –Olav Mjelde
185 Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes –Oscar Wilde
186 To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable –Oscar Wilde
187 The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is never any use to oneself –Oscar Wilde, An Ideal Husband
188 Sooner or later we have all to pay for what we do –Oscar Wilde, An Ideal Husband
189 I love talking about nothing, father. It is the only thing I know anything about –Oscar Wilde, An Ideal Husband
190 Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious –Oscar Wilde, An Ideal Husband
191 My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go –Oscar Wilde [last words]
192 A true friend stabs you in the front –Oscar Wilde [attrib.]
193 Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much –Oscar Wilde [attrib.]
194 I have nothing to declare except my Genius –Oscar Wlide [attrib.]
195 My own business bores me to death. I prefer other people's –Oscar Wilde [attrib.]
196 No man is rich enough to buy back his own past –Oscar Wilde [attrib.]
197 The one duty we owe to history is to rewrite it –Oscar Wilde [attrib.]
198 What a pity that in life we only get our lessons when they are of no use to us –Oscar Wilde [attrib.]
199 Life is too important to be taken seriously –Oscar Wilde [attrib.]
200 Besides, I think Slackware sounds better than 'Microsoft,' don't you? –Patrick Volkerding
201 God may not play dice with the universe, but something strange is going on with the prime numbers –Paul Erdos
202 UNIX is an operating system, OS/2 is half an operating system, Windows is a shell, and DOS is a boot partition virus –Peter Coffin
203 Sa rzeczy na niebie i ziemi, o ktorych nie snilo sie filozofom. Wiekszosc z nich jest w Polsce –Piotr Baltroczyk
204 Trzeba milczec albo mowic rzeczy lepsze od milczenia –Pitagoras
205 Nie zapowiadaj tego, co zamierzasz uczynic, bo jesli ci sie nie uda, wysmieja cie –Pittakos
206 Only the dead have seen the end of word –Plato
207 Love your country, but never trust its government –Robert Heinlein
208 There are no dangerous weapons; there are only dangerous men –Robert Heinlein
209 A generation which ignores history has no past-and no future –Robert Heinlein
210 Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done, and why. Then do it –Robert Heinlein
211 Climate is what you expect, weather is what you get –Robert Heinlein
212 Courage is the complement of fear. A man who is fearless cannot be courageous –Robert Heinlein
213 Never underestimate the power of human stupidity –Robert Heinlein
214 One man's “magic” is another man's engineering. “Supernatural” is a null word –Robert Heinlein
215 Being right too soon is socially unacceptable –Robert Heinlein [attrib.]
216 The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance –Robert Coveyou,
217 To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so –Robert Orben
218 Anyone who quotes me in their sig is an idiot –Rusty Russell
219 Diagnosing computer problems over IRC is like trying to diagnose brain cancer with a pointy stick –Mr_Saturn
220 I'm going to live forever, or die trying! –Spider Robinson [attrib.]
221 Dopoki nie skorzystalem z Internetu, nie wiedzialem, ze na swiecie jest tylu idiotow –Stanislaw Lem
222 Faith is, at one and the same time, absolutely necessary and altogether impossible –Stanislaw Lem
223 byla to wielka i niezmiernie pracowita, na wiele stron maszynopisu rozlozona brednia –Stanislaw Lem
224 Nikt nic nie czyta, a jesli czyta, to nic nie rozumie, a jesli nawet rozumie, to nic nie pamieta –Stanislaw Lem, Opowiesci o pilocie Pirxie
225 Trzeba sie uczyc, a nie chodzic do szkoly –Stanislaw Lipinski
226 A poniewaz czuje sie jeszcze mniej kompetentny, chetnie sie wypowiem –Stanislaw Tym
227 If you live each day as if it was your last, someday you'll most certainly be right –Steve Jobs
228 Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window –Steve Wozniak
229 Wherever smart people work, doors are unlocked –Steve Wozniak [attrib.]
230 Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture –Steven Wright
231 When he gets older, I'd tell him he used to have a brother, but he didn't obey –Steven Wright
232 Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, “Wish you were here.” –Steven Wright
233 It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused –Steven Wright
234 You can't have everything. Where would you put it? –Steven Wright
235 Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time –Steven Wright
236 Why is “abbreviated” such a long word? –Steven Wright
237 I think it's wrong that the game Monopoly is made by only one company –Steven Wright
238 I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize –Steven Wright
239 Borrow money from pessimists–they don't expect it back –Steven Wright
240 Half the people you know are below average –Steven Wright
241 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name –Steven Wright
242 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot –Steven Wright
243 All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand –Steven Wright
244 How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink? –Steven Wright
245 If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something –Steven Wright
246 When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane –Steven Wright
247 Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now –Steven Wright
248 I intend to live forever–so far, so good –Steven Wright
249 If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? –Steven Wright
250 My mechanic told me, “I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.” –Steven Wright
251 If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried –Steven Wright
252 A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking –Steven Wright
253 Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it –Steven Wright
254 The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread –Steven Wright
255 To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research –Steven Wright
256 The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up –Steven Wright
257 Not with dreams but with blood and iron, shall a nation be moulded at last –Swinburne
258 The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers –Sydney Harris
259 Base eight is just like base ten really, if you're missing two fingers –Thomas Lehrer
260 Maybe we are short of offensive fortunes –Thomas Overgaard on alt.os.linux.slackware
261 Pozyteczna praca jest zawsze cicha i niezauwazalna –Tolstoj
262 I don't even have an e-mail address. I have reached an age where my main purpose is not to receive messages –Umberto Eco
263 Because I felt like killing a Monk –Umberto Eco [attrib.]
264 Jesus Christ, who are these people? –Bill Gates
265 A right is not what someone gives you; it's what no one can take from you –William Clark [attrib.]
266 Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get –Forrest Gump's mom –Winstion Groom, Forrest Gump
267 I guess sometimes there just aren't enough rocks –Forrest Gump –Winstion Groom, Forrest Gump
268 There's many a boy here today who looks on war as all glory, but, boys, it is all hell –William Sherman
269 To takie typowo polskie. Jak cos to ten, a jak ten to ten –Wojciech Boratynski
270 Moglbym byc waszym ojcem, gdybym sie postaral –Wojciech Boratynski
271 No co? Kazdy sie kiedys urodzil –Wojciech Boratynski
272 Moze i tak nie jest, ale w gruncie rzeczy tak jest –Wojciech Boratynski
273 - Czyli jestem euroentuzjasta? - No nie chce cie obrazic –Wojciech Boratynski
274 I don't mind your thinking slowly; I mind your publishing faster than you think –Wolfgang Pauli [attrib.]
275 Herbata od mieszania nie zrobi sie slodsza, w tym celu bowiem trzeba dosypac cukru –Zygmunt Mycielski
276 /* You are not expected to understand this */ –comment in the context-switching code of the V6 Unix kernel
277 Welcome to DALNet! Where the men are men, the women are men, and the teenage girls are undercover FBI Agents! –DALNet IRC Welcome Message
278 recursion n.: See Recursion –The Jargon File
279 No! I distinctly said 'Tie Strap A to hook B', it's not my fault if you matched up the letters –Overheard at the NASA Control Room
280 If we built this large wooden badger.. –Overheard at the NASA Control Room
281 How many times did I tell those Italian guys that pasta makes a bad tether?! –Overheard at the NASA Control Room
282 Columbia, please repeat, sounded like you said 'OOPS' –Overheard at the NASA Control Room
283 Endless Loop: n., see Loop, Endless. Loop, Endless: n., see Endless Loop –Random Shack Data Processing Dictionary
284 The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the one who is doing it –The Roman Rule
285 It works, sort of –Xerox Labs, 1973
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286 The world is coming to an end! Repent and return those library books!
287 43rd Law of Computing: Anything that can go wr Segmentation violation, Core dumped
288 Hey! I hate these Microsoft guys! What a rotten compiler! It only accepts 16,384 local variables in a function!
289 The world is going for shut down. Please log off
290 There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those that understand binary and those that don't
291 There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those that understand trinary, those that don't, and those that confuse it with binary
292 Life would be so much easier if we only had the source code
293 UNIX is user-friendly. It's just very selective about who its friends are
294 Don't take life too seriously: it isn't permanent
295 The software said it requires Win95 or better, so I installed Linux
296 Linux, WinNT, MS-DOS - The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
297 Linux: The choice of a GNU generation
298 Linux: Because a PC is a terrible thing to waste
299 Linux: Because rebooting is for adding new hardware
300 Linux: Where do you want to fly today?
301 Computers are like airconditioners - they stop working properly if you open Windows
302 Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
303 Jak krasc to miliony, jak ruch*c to ksiezniczki, a jak Linux to Slackware
304 If you think of MS-DOS as mono, and Windows as stereo, then Linux is Dolby Pro-Logic Surround Sound with Bass Boost and all the music is free
305 God, root, what's the difference?
306 Jak rzadzi sie siwatem i prowadzi go do wojen? Politycy oklamuja dziennikarzy, a gdy przeczytaja te klamstwa w gazetach, zaczynaja w nie wierzyc
307 Ludzie sa jak Windows: Kazdy ma jakiegos wirusa
308 Moze dla swiata jestes nikim, ale dla kogos mozesz byc calym swiatem
309 Nie nalezy sie gniewac na bieg wypadkow, nic ich to bowiem nie obchodzi
310 Z prawdziwa miloscia jest tak jak z pojawieniem sie duchow; wszyscy o nich mowia, ale malo kto je widzial
311 Na poczatku byl chaos i tak juz zostalo
312 Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life
313 To err is human, to forgive, beyond the scope of the Operating System
314 Badz czujny, root nie spi!
315 Hey, ISPs, leave our packets alone!
316 Never date a tennis player; to them love means nothing
317 Dobrze, czy zle - byle z nazwiskiem
318 Lubie banery flashowe; bo ich nie widze
319 If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first
320 This system will self-destruct in five minutes
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321 jedni lubia Opera, inni Firefoxa, a jeszcze inni sciagac trojany ;) –Hihnt
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322 Thou shalt not follow the NULL pointer, for chaos and madness await thee at its end
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323 When everyone is against you, it means that you are absolutely wrong–or absolutely right –Albert Guinon
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324 Never assume malice when stupidity will suffice
325 Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice
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326 Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicappe–Elbert G. Hubbard
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327 It's better to be a geek then an idiot
328 Ja naprawde chcialbym zmienic swiat, ale nie dali mi zrodla
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329 Wiesz, ze to mi³osc, kiedy pamietasz jej adres IP, zeby ominac lagi DNS-a
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330 Na klawiaturze zycia zawsze trzymaj jeden palec nad klawiszem escape
331 Kto chcialby byc cool, kiedy mozesz byc geekiem?
332 boost? Tak, tak. Wlasnie zaczalem kompilowac. Za tydzien bedzie gotowy, chyba ze zabraknie mi miejsca na moim 120GB dysku.
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333 na kolosie z iop'ow sa diagramy, za sporo punktow, co pewnie wiesz; ale pewnie nie wiesz, ze sacha ocenia binarnie– dobrze - 1pkt, zle 0pkt
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334 Death! Death is coming. Death is here. Death is outside, there is no escape. Death will catch you.
335 Did you know? If you rearrange letters in the word Slackware you get Satan.
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336 When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome instead. True story. –Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother
337 When I get sick, I stop being sick, and be awesome instead. –Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother
338 It's the perfect setup. Any time we start getting into an argument, we just have sex instead. –Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother
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360 Bez seeda i salomon nie pobierze –dende
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364 I'm tired of Hollywooders thinking IP policy “stakeholders” fit in a room & don't include the public. –Ali Sternburg
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368 As a programmer, it is your job to put yourself out of business. What you do today can be automated tomorrow. –Douglas McIlroy
369 The real hero of programming is the one who writes negative code. –Douglas McIlroy
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