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The commands

The examples below all assume the bot is using the default command prefix of .. That is configurable by server however so mentally swap out with your own server's prefix if applicable. Or don't, and look like a fool in front of all of your server's peers.

8ball

Ask the magical 8ball a question, and get an answer.

Aliases: 8

.8ball question .8 question

<arc_> .8ball tell me, do you bleed?
<UB3R-B0T> Only on Tuesdays.

admin

Creates administration settings for the server. (Discord only)

.admin

<villzard> .admin
<UB3R-B0T> Manage from https://ub3r-b0t.com/admin

anime

Searches MyAnimeList.net for anime

.anime anime name

<wheat> .anime planetes
<UB3R-B0T> Planetes: https://myanimelist.net/anime/329/Planetes | Aired: Oct 4, 2003 to Apr 17, 2004 | Score: 8.40
<moiph> excellent choice.

b

Get the top result from a Bing search.

Aliases: bing img

.b search query

<Mizu> .b odst
<UB3R-B0T> Halo 3: ODST - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halo_3:_ODST
<wravey> .b google
<UB3R-B0T> Google: http://www.google.com/

backlog

Gets the most recent items from a user's backloggery profile.

.backlog username

<eeeeeee> .backlog moiph
<UB3R-B0T> moiph has most recently played Overwatch | http://backloggery.com/moiph

beer

Searches BeerAdvocate for beer data.

.beer beer name

<ants> .beer Weihenstephaner
<UB3R-B0T> Weihenstephaner Hefeweissbier | Hefeweizen | 5.40% ABV |
Brewed by: Bayerische Staatsbrauerei Weihenstephan (Germany)| BA Score: 98 (world-class)

bgg

Gets info about a board game, from BoardgameGeek

.bgg game name

<unob> .bgg 7 wonders
<UB3R-B0T> 7 Wonders (2010) | Rank: 36 | Rating: 7.8 | Players: 2 - 7 | Playing time: 30 mins | https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/68448/7-wonders

bird

Returns a random bird from http://shibe.online. Because, birds.

.bird

<ak> .bird
<UB3R-B0T> http://cdn.shibe.online/birds/1860ec50c735a5d06462feae203be4cee4d1c6c4.jpg

cat

Returns a random cat from http://random.cat. Because, cats.

.cat

<xinitrc> .cat
<UB3R-B0T> http://random.cat/i/9DTKzGZ.jpg

choose

Chooses an item from a list. Choices should be separated by commas.

.choose item1, item2, ...

<brain> .choose take over the world, don't take over the world
<UB3R-B0T> take over the world

chuck_norris

Find out 100% true, real facts about Chuck Norris. None of them are fake.

.chuck_norris

<luckz> .chuck_norris
<UB3R-B0T> Chuck Norris doesn't need to read command tutorials.  HE
ALREADY KNOWS ALL OF THEM.

clear

Deletes the last X messages from the chat. (Discord only) Use .clear # @username to only clear a single user's messages. Bot cannot delete messages older than 2 weeks (Discord restriction)

.clear # .clear # @username

<kwoth> .clear 5
-- the last 5 messages, include the .clear command, were deleted --
<khionu> .clear 10 @UB3R-B0T
-- the last 10 messages sent by UB3R-B0T were deleted --

cocktail

Gets cocktail information from http://www.thecocktaildb.com/

.cocktail cocktail name

<nair> .cocktail zombie
<UB3R-B0T>

compliment

Get a compliment. (Thanks to http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG)

.compliment

<c> .compliment
<UB3R-B0T> As the bile slowly rises in my incandescent eluxulation, your mere presence 
has a calming effect on my rabies.

cowsay

Moo.

.cowsay text

<xyz> .cowsay I like to go to the moooovies
<UB3R-B0T>  _______________________________
<UB3R-B0T> < I like to go to the moooovies >
<UB3R-B0T>  -------------------------------
<UB3R-B0T>         \   ^__^
<UB3R-B0T>          \  (oo)\_______
<UB3R-B0T>             (__)\       )\/\
<UB3R-B0T>                 ||----w |
<UB3R-B0T>                 ||     ||

debug

Displays some useful debug info (server/channel IDs, shard info)

.debug

<foxbot> .debug
<UB3R-B0T> Server ID: # | Channel ID: # | Your ID: # | Shard ID: #

define

Defines a term, via Oxford Dictionaries.

.define word

<strawberry> .define beer
<UB3R-B0T> noun: an alcoholic drink made from yeast-fermented malt flavored with hops

dog

Returns a random dog from random.dog. Because, dogs.

.dog

<hw> .dog
<UB3R-B0T> http://random.dog/20549-24554-21155.jpg

expand

Expands a tiny url.

.expand shorturl

<CannonFodder> .expand http://is.gd/hDXhSU
<UB3R-B0T> http://ubergaming.net

fact

A random fact. But the source is the internet. So, grain of salt etc.

.fact

<zur> .fact
<UB3R-B0T> It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

feedback

Sends feedback about the bot. Ideally, come join the UB3R-B0T server! But if you have a quick comment, send it with .feedback!

.feedback your feedback here

<panda> .feedback omfg this bot is pretty bodacioulsy okay
<UB3R-B0T> feeback sent, thx

fc

Get or add friend codes (yay Nintendo online systems)

.fc [add|remove] [switch|3ds|wiiu|wii|pcamp|pgo] [friend code] .fc @user type

<luthor> .fc add switch 12345
<UB3R-B0T> friend code added
<supes> .fc @luthor switch
<UB3R-B0T> 12345
<bruce> you sure that's a real friend code? I bet it's fake

figlet

Creates large characters made up of ordinary screen characters

.figlet word

<voltana> .figlet DOTNET
<UB3R-B0T>  ____   ___ _____ _   _ _____ _____
<UB3R-B0T> |  _ \ / _ \_   _| \ | | ____|_   _|
<UB3R-B0T> | | | | | | || | |  \| |  _|   | |
<UB3R-B0T> | |_| | |_| || | | |\  | |___  | |
<UB3R-B0T> |____/ \___/ |_| |_| \_|_____| |_|

fortune

Gets a fortune from http://yerkee.com.

.fortune

<chrissy> .fortune
<UB3R-B0T> The chief cause of problems is solutions. -- Eric Sevareid

fox

Returns a random fox from https://randomfox.ca. Because, foxes.

.fox

<xinitrc> .fox
<UB3R-B0T> http://randomfox.ca/images/86.jpg

fm

Get the most recent song a user has listened to (using their Last.FM account) You can also save your account name so that you can just type .fm. The fmyt variant will include a search for a youtube link for the song.

Aliases: lastfm

.fm username .fm set username .fm .fmyt

<moiph> .fm
<UB3R-B0T> >> Equilibrium - Dämmerung [Sagas] (Last Played: Equilibrium - Ruf In Den Wind [Sagas])
<moiph> .fmyt
<UB3R-B0T> Equilibrium - Dämmerung - https://youtu.be/nugwSpXjBIE [ 18,789 views | 
5 rating w/ 80 likes (0 dislikes) | Duration: 5m55s | Uploader: Wurzelbert666 ]

fml

Pulls a random quote from http://fmylife.com.

[!NOTE] This command is currently busted. FML shut off their API, so .fml is broken until they fix it, someday™

<arc_> .fml
<UB3R-B0T> [#13433715] Today, I gave my two weeks notice at work. My boss sighed with relief and muttered, "Thank God." FML

g

Get the top result from a Google search

.g search query

<gamma> .g bing
<UB3R-B0T> https://bing.com

gamerank

Gets the game rankings review score of a game.

.gamerank game name

<apple> .gamerank link to the past
<UB3R-B0T> The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past: 92.87%

gh

Fetches github data from the commits page of a repo. Not very useful standalone, better in a feeds scenario. Contact moiph if you're interested in pushing commit updates to a channel.

.gh github repo url

<moiph> .gh https://github.com/moiph/ub3r-b0t/commits/master
<UB3R-B0T> Adding utilities.cs | Authored by moiph (Dec 31, 2014) | https://github.com/moiph/ub3r-b0t/commit/...

gif

Returns a url for the requested gif (and thus displays it, if in Discord). Results powered by https://tenor.com

.gif keyword

<zang> .gif yes
<UB3R-B0T> http://i.imgur.com/sGQWzdz.gif

help

Displays help / URLs, including to this page.

if you need help using help you are truly lost

<asmodeus> .halp
<UB3R-B0T> info: https://ub3r-b0t.com | invite: https://ub3r-b0t.com/invite | 
           commands: https://ub3r-b0t.com/commands |
           admin: https://ub3r-b0t.com/admin | patreon: <https://www.patreon.com/ub3rb0t>

hltb

Gets the approximate time to beat a game, from http://howlongtobeat.com

hltb game name

<kirk> .hltb Ocarina of time
<UB3R-B0T> 25 Hours  (main story) | 35 Hours  (completionist)

isup

Checks to see if the given site is up or not.

.isup url

<entireties> .isup http://slashdot.org
<UB3R-B0T> http://slashdot.org appears to be up!

imdb

Gets movie info from IMDB

.imdb movie name

<Mizu> .imdb Serenity
<UB3R-B0T> Serenity (2005) (8.0/10 with 99,725 votes)
<UB3R-B0T> The crew of the ship Serenity tries to evade an assassin sent to recapture one of their
           number who is telepathic.
<UB3R-B0T> URL: http://imdb.com/title/tt0379786/

insult

Get an insult

.insult username

<thor> .insult loki
<UB3R-B0T> You are a cruelly loathsome pick pocket and a depraved, 
           armpit-licking offense to all of good taste and decency.

jpeg

Gets more jpeg for an image.

.jpeg url

<cbp> .morejpeg
<UB3R-B0T> [PRETEND THERE'S AN IMAGE HERE]

kill

No description available (yet)

.kill username

<auxesis> .kill finite
<UB3R-B0T> apology for poor english ... when were you when finite dies? i was being rate limited when moiph ring ... "FINITE is kill."   "no"

letterboxd

Pulls user info from Letterboxd

letterboxd username

<colonel> .letterboxd colonelmortimer
<UB3R-B0T> Last watched: Mission: Impossible - Fallout (2018) on 2018-07-24 | https://letterboxd.com/colonelmortimer/

mal

Gets info from a MyAnimeList.net](https://myanimelist.net) profile

.mal username

metal

Searches metal-archives.com for band information.

.metal band name

<Z500> .metal Sepultura
<UB3R-B0T> Encyclopaedia Metallum - Sepultura: http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=78
<UB3R-B0T> Genre: [Death/Thrash Metal (early), Groove/Hardcore (later)] Country: [Brazil (Belo Horizonte,
MG)] Year: [1984] Label: [SPV/Steamhammer] Status: [Active]
<Shutdown> .metal spice girls
<UB3R-B0T> No results found. *snicker*

meme

Returns a url for requested meme with the given text (and thus displays it, if in Discord). Use .meme list for a list.

.meme memename "text line 1" "text line 2" .meme list

<agentorange> .meme paddlin "wastin' time on security?" "that's a paddlin'"
<UB3R-B0T> http://i.imgflip.com/130axx.jpg

mtg

Search for a magic the gathering card, powered by https://docs.magicthegathering.io

.mtg card name

<evwonder> .mtg black lotus
<UB3R-B0T> Black Lotus | Mana cost: 0 | Artifact | Sacrifice Black Lotus: Add three mana of any one color to your mana pool. 
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=382866

overwatch

Gets overwatch stats for your player. Data provided through https://github.com/sirdoombox/Overwatch.Net, voice lines from http://http://overwatch.wikia.com.

.ow username .ow username platform

<apollo> .ow foobar-1234 us
<UB3R-B0T> Level: 32 | Games won: 89/172 (52%) | Most played: Soldier: 76

patreon

Pulls info for the give patreon user.

.patreon username

<fox> .patreon ub3rb0t
<UB3R-B0T> moiph is creating UB3R-B0T

pcspecs

Tells you your PC specs (approximately)

.pcspecs

<Atreus> .pcspecs
<UB3R-B0T> CPU: idk lol better not be a 486 | RAM: idk 542 GB? | HDD: idk lol
<UB3R-B0T> OS: idk lol prob windoze | gfx: idk hopefully not onboard lol maybe some nvidia shit

poll

Creates a poll via https://strawpoll.me

[!NOTE] Currently broken :(

.poll question | option 1 | option 2 | ...

<j> .poll Is this best poll ? | Yes | No
<UB3R-B0T> http://www.strawpoll.me/11523621

quickpoll

Starts a quick poll for a yes or no question, via reactions (discord)

.qp yes/no question

Quick Poll example

<troos> .qp should we play tf2?

quote

Get or add quotes for your channel/server.

.quote .quote # .quote @nickname .quote add "text" - author .quote edit # "text" - author .quote remove #

<vision> .quote
<UB3R-B0T> [#33] "I LIVE IN A GIANT BUCKET" - scar
<scar> ugh not that one
<scar> .quote remove 33
<UB3R-B0T> quote removed. laaaaame.
<scar> .quote vision
<UB3R-B0T> [#42] "DATA FOREVER" - vision

rant

Rant at the bot. He's a good listener.

.rant (...whatever is bothering you...)

<svarrenglossen> .rant fml
<UB3R-B0T> D:

remove

Removes a timer/warclock (for server owners).

.remove wc # .remove timer #

<ti84ps> .remove wc 1337
<UB3R-B0T> warclock 1337 removed

report

Reports a user for misbehavior

.report username

<joe4ever> .report anitcb
<UB3R-B0T> ANTITCB HAS BEEN REPORTED TO THE ZONE (MSN GAMING ZONE)

role

Allows a user to self assign a role (or remove it). Configure available roles in the admin panel. (Discord)

.role rolename .derole rolename

<gamma> .role pwing
<UB3R-B0T> granted access to role pwing

roll

Rolls the dice. Defaults to a 6 sided die but you can supply the # of sides. .roll 20 .roll 6d20 .roll 20 37 100 42

<al> .roll 20
<UB3R-B0T> al rolled ... 19

rt

Gets movie infro from Rotten Tomatoes.

.rt movie name

<Phantom> .rt matrix
<UB3R-B0T> The Matrix (1999): 87% https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/matrix

seen

Gets the last time the specified user was seen.

.seen username

<shade> .seen sun
<UB3R-B0T> sun was last seen on 3/17/2016 1:15AM saying: wut

shibe

Returns a random shibe from http://shibe.online. Because, shibes.

.shibe

<bwandyn> .shibe
<UB3R-B0T> http://cdn.shibe.online/shibes/176b62ba761e2949c37a7cd13f88922ef5cc4973.jpg

shorten

Shortens a long url.

.shorten url

<Metal_Link> .shorten http://ubergaming.net
<UB3R-B0T> http://is.gd/hDXhSU

spotify

Fetches link / info from spotify for a song. It does not play it. This is not a music bot.

I repeat this is not a music streaming bot.

.spotify song name

[!NOTE] This is not a music streaming bot. It does not stream music. It never has and never will.

<zang> .spotify working man
<UB3R-B0T> Rush - Working Man [Rush] https://open.spotify.com/track/1gkn90ExKRNAOlhDs4RoW0

[!IMPORTANT] NO MUSIC STREAMING. NEVER

steam

Returns basic stats from steamcommunity.com for the given user. Note: The username given must be set as a custom URL. If you provide a game acronym (eg tf2) you'll get specific game stats rather than general steam stats.

.steam custom_url_name .steam game name

<f0rked> .steam f0rked
<UB3R-B0T> SVARRENGLOSSEN XIII: Last Online: 16 days ago | Hours Played [last two weeks]: 0 | Steam
           ID: STEAM:0:1:3266323
<EvilMaverick> .steam tf2 atreus
<UB3R-B0T> Playtime: 70.9 hrs past 2 weeks | Total Points: 134,479 | Most Points: 3,592 (as Medic) | 
           Most Kills: 57 (as Heavy) | Achievements: 202 of 245 (82%) | Fav Class: Medic @ 494.8 hours
<arch> .steam game rocket league
<UB3R-B0T> http://store.steampowered.com/app/252950/

steamnews

Pulls the latest news headline from Steam.

.steamnews

<will_> .steamnews
<UB3R-B0T> [Steam News] Now Available on Steam - S.O.R.S - http://store.steampowered.com/news/20704/

stock

Get stock information from Google Finance.

.stock symbol

<bucky> .stock Seagate
<UB3R-B0T> Seagate Technology (Public, NYSE:STX)
<UB3R-B0T> Price:      23.75  +1.08
<UB3R-B0T>  Open:      23.50   High:      23.88
<UB3R-B0T>   Vol:               Low:      22.58

summon

Summons a beast of some sort to perform {action}.

.summon action

<Speedy> .summon flog moiph mercilessly
<UB3R-B0T> Speedy summons Oeric, the demon of the Forsaken Wasteland to
flog moiph mercilessly.

terminate

Terminates your user data (weather settings, quotes, timers, etc)

.terminate

<m89> .terminate
<UB3R-B0T> you have been terminated

timer

Set a timer, update an existing timer to repeat, gets your current list of reminders, or remove a timer.

hey buttmunch remind [me|someone else] in X [minutes|hours|days|weeks] to Y .timer list .timer remove ID .timer repeat id [daily|weekly|xh]

<potato> hey buttmonkey remind me in 5 minutes to dance
<UB3R-B0T> Will do, @potato.
--
<egg> .timer list
<UB3R-B0T> 1 timers open. 10626: dance (5m | 4m42s remaining)
<egg> .timer remove 10626
<UB3R-B0T> Timer deleted.
--
<greenpepper> hey jerkward remind me at 17:35 -7 on 2017/05/04 that it's may the 4th be with you day
<UB3R-B0T> Consider it done, @greenpepper.
--
<cheese> .timer repeat 10735 daily
<UB3R-B0T> Timer updated to repeat daily.
--
<mushroom> .timer repeat 7513 5h
<UB3R-B0T> Timer updated to repeat every 5 hours.

tumblr

Pulls a tumblr user's last post and links to their blog.

.tumblr username

<theking> .tumblr wendys
<UB3R-B0T> WENDY'S | https://wendys.tumblr.com/post/78445640171 | https://wendys.tumblr.com/

title

Retrieves the title of the last URL seen in the channel (or the provided URL, if one is specified)

.title .title url

<windeh> http://www.coopext.colostate.edu/4DMG/Pests/flyant.htm
<MirrorImage> .title
<UB3R-B0T> On Flying Ants
<eric-sad> I don't like ants :(

trakt

Gets a user's recently watched content from https://trakt.tv

<asci> .trakt
<UB3R-B0T> >> Last watched: a thing

translate

Translates text. From a language to another language. Supported languages: ar, bg, ca, cs, da, de, el, en, es, et, fa, fi, fr, he, hi, ht, hu, id, it, ja, ko, lt, lv, ms, mww, nl, no, pl, pt, ro, ru, sk, sl, sv, th, tr, uk, ur, vi, zh-chs, zh-cht

Aliases: tr

.translate language text [Note: language is the ISO code e.g. es, fr, de, etc

<shades> .translate es help me I have lost my shoes
<UB3R-B0T> ayuda me he perdido mis zapatos

trello

Grabs the current Trello board for task tracking. Vote on the cards important to you!

.trello

<zurk> .trello
<UB3R-B0T> https://trello.com/b/zbELOMit/ub3r-b0t

twitter

Retrieves the latest update for the given user.

.twitter username

<Drullexx> .twitter UB3RB0T
<UB3R-B0T> LOLOLOLOLOL | 5h

ud

Gets a definition of a word/phrase from Urban Dictionary

.ud word

<svarrenglossen> .ud Patrick
<UB3R-B0T> All around perfect man and a sexy beast. Known to cause even the most loyal of girls to
           turn on their boyfriends. Talented with music, words, and kills in any sport he plays.
           Strong like bull. Always competitive, and ALWAYS wins what he competes in. Some consider to
           be on the status of not only a god, but THE God.

ups

Tracks UPS packages! Works with FedEx, DHL, Ontrac, and USPS packages too! If you don't supply the 'track' keyword, you'll get an immediate status back. To see packages you're currently tracking, type .ups list. To remove tracking numbers, type .ups remove ###.

.ups track ### [description] .ups list .ups remove ###

<Robo_Leader> .ups track 1ZY232580398906846
<UB3R-B0T> Now tracking 1ZY232580398906846 for Robo_Leader
...
<UB3R-B0T> oshi- Robo_Leader, an upsdate!
<UB3R-B0T> Status: In Transit - On Time | Scheduled Delivery: 10/02/2009 | Location:  ROSEBURG OR US  
           @ 09/30/2009 12:47 P.M. for DEPARTURE SCAN  | Weight: 3.00 Lbs
<Lummeh> .ups list
<UB3R-B0T> Currently tracking: 1Z3X295R0393256158 005794585637304
<SlayerGhede> .ups remove aaaaaaa
<john_doh> dude that is such an invalid tracking # how the hell did that even get through UB3R-B0T's 
           intense series of validation checks?
<UB3R-B0T> removed!
...
<Lummeh> yo UB3R-B0T where are my packages
<UB3R-B0T> Status: In Transit | Scheduled Delivery: 10/03/2009 | Location: ADDISON IL US
           @ 10/1/2009 3:43 P.M. for ARRIVAL SCAN | Weight: 2.00 Lbs

uptime

Gets the bot's current uptime.

.usage

<zang> .uptime
<UB3R-B0T> 7 days, 3 hours.

userinfo

Displays some general info about the user (joined date, avatar, etc). Discord only.

<bucky> .userinfo 
<UB3R-B0T> bucky#1337 {
    id: "1234567891223",
    nickname: "",
    avatar: "https://linktoavatar",
}

votekick

Starts a votekick

.votekick user

<eeeeeeee> .votekick moiph
<UB3R-B0T> VOTING INITIATED...OVERRULED VOTE HAS PASSED

voice

Adds the bot to the voice channel you're connected to (Discord). Use .dvoice to have him disconnect.

.voice .dvoice

<ikarus> .voice
<ikarus> lol now he's greeting people when they join the voice channel
--
<ikaraus> ok that's enough of that for now
<ikaraus> .dvoice

weather

Check the local weather! You can also save your location so that you don't need to provide a location every time. The other variants (fw/sw/nw etc) give weather data back in other, arguably more fun, ways... Powered by Dark Sky

Aliases: w sw fw nw

<moiph> .w 61820
<UB3R-B0T> Mostly Cloudy, 10F (-12C) (261.15K) / feels like 1F (-17C) (256.15K) |
           Humidity: 76% | 0% chance of precipitation (61820 - Champaign, IL (US) as of 12:21 am UTC)
<apples> .w set boston, ma
<UB3R-B0T> location saved.
<apples> .w
<UB3R-B0T> Partly Cloudy, 24F (-4C) (269.15K) / feels like 21F (-6C) (267.15K) |
           Humidity: 64% | 0% chance of precipitation (Boston, Massachusetts (US) as of 12:22 am UTC)

wc

Creates a clock to track how much time has passed since a particular event.

.wc #id .wc list .wc start text .wc stop #id .wc reset #id

<cbp> .wc start time since moiph created warclock command
<UB3R-B0T> warclock added as id #1337
<cbp> .wc stop 5
<UB3R-B0T> warclock deleted.
<cbp> .wc list
<UB3R-B0T> (#1337) time since moiph created warclock command: 7 years, 4 months, 3 days,  1 hour
<cbp> .wc reset 1337
<UB3R-B0T> warclock reset.
<cbp> .wc 1337
<UB3R-B0T> (#1337) time since moiph created warclock command: 30 seconds

wiki

Fetches the first result from Wikipedia.

.wiki keywords

<tyler> .wiki paper cut
<UB3R-B0T> A paper cut occurs when a piece of paper or other thin, sharp material slices a person's skin.
           Paper cuts, though named from paper, can also be caused by other thin, stiff materials.
           https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paper_cut

wolfram

Queries the Wolfram API for results on...anything! Instead of .wolfram you can also say "UB3R-B0T tell me [question]"

.wolfram query

<erasmus> .wolfram population of Kansas City MO
<UB3R-B0T> 451572 people  (country rank: 39th)  (2008 estimate)
<PaperCut> UB3R-B0T tell me the population of the moon
<UB3R-B0T> Extraterrestrial Life: Development of this topic is under investigation...

woot

Displays the latest item from woot!

.woot

<SlayerGhede> .woot
<UB3R-B0T> woot-off! Acer Aspire One 10.1" Netbook going for $229.99 + $5 shipping is available! [====      ] (41%)

yt

Searches youtube and returns the first result.

.yt query

<Slash> .yt bunnies
<UB2R-B0T> Soft, cuddly bunny: https://youtube.com/watch?v=pn9oufznHrQ
<Slash> omg awwwww <3