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Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
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Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
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Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
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Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read
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Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
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Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
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Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
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Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
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Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
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Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
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Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
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Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
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Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
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Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
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Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
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Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
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Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
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Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
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Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
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Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
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Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
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Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
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Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
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Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
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Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
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Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
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Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
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Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
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Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
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Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
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Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
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Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
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Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
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Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
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Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
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Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
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Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
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Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.
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Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
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Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
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Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!
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Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
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Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.
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Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.
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Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
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Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper.
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Yo mama has green hair and thinks she's a tree.
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Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying.
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Yo mama has 10 fingers--all on the same hand.
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Yo mama has a glass eye with a fish in it.
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Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.
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Yo mama has a short arm and can't applaude.
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Yo mama has so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!
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Yo mama has three fingers and a banjo.
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Yo mama has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.
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Yo mama has a bald head with a part and sideburns.
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Yo mama has a wooden leg with branches.
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Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.
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Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
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Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
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Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
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Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
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Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
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Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
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Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
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Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
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Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
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Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
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Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
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Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
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Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
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Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
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Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
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Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
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Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.
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Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
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Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
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Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.
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Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!
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Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind
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Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
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Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
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Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.
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Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
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Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
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Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
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Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk!
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Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.
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Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
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Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.
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Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
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Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
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Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
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Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.
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Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
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Yo mama so short she models for trophys.
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Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
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Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
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Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.
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Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave
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Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
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Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
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Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
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Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
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Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
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Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
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Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
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Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
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Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
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Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
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Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
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Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
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Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
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Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
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Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
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Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
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Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
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Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
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Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!
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Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
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Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!
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Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
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Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
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Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
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Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!
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Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
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Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
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Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life
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Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!
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Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
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Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!
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Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints
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Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!
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Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
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Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
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Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.
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Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!
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Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
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Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
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Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
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Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
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Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
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Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
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Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
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Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
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Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
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Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
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Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
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Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
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Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
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Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
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Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.
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Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!
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Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.
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Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.
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Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
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Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
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Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
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Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.
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Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
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Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!
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Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.
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Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!
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Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book!
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Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper!
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