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#!/usr/bin/env python
# -*- coding: utf-8 -*-
# Copyright (C) 2009-2012:
# Gabes Jean, naparuba@gmail.com
# Gerhard Lausser, Gerhard.Lausser@consol.de
# Gregory Starck, g.starck@gmail.com
# Hartmut Goebel, h.goebel@goebel-consult.de
#
# This file is part of Shinken.
#
# Shinken is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify
# it under the terms of the GNU Affero General Public License as published by
# the Free Software Foundation, either version 3 of the License, or
# (at your option) any later version.
#
# Shinken is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
# but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
# MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the
# GNU Affero General Public License for more details.
#
# You should have received a copy of the GNU Affero General Public License
# along with Shinken. If not, see <http://www.gnu.org/licenses/>.
from shinken.log import logger
def episode_iv():
hst = 'towel.blinkenlights.nl'
from telnetlib import Telnet
t = Telnet(hst)
while True:
buf = t.read_until('mesfesses', 0.1)
logger.info(buf)
def perdu():
import urllib
f = urllib.urlopen("http://www.perdu.com")
logger.info(f.read())
def myip():
import urllib
f = urllib.urlopen("http://whatismyip.org/")
logger.info(f.read())
def naheulbeuk():
import os
import urllib2
from cStringIO import StringIO
from PIL import Image
import aalib
if os.getenv('TERM') == 'linux':
screen = aalib.LinuxScreen
else:
screen = aalib.AnsiScreen
screen = screen(width=128, height=128)
fp = StringIO(urllib2.urlopen('http://www.penofchaos.com/warham/bd/images/NBK-win7portrait-Nain02.JPG').read())
image = Image.open(fp).convert('L').resize(screen.virtual_size)
screen.put_image((0, 0), image)
logger.info(screen.render())
def dark():
r"""
.-.
|_:_|
/(_Y_)\
( \/M\/ )
'. _.'-/'-'\-'._
': _/.--'[[[[]'--.\_
': /_' : |::"| : '.\
': // ./ |oUU| \.' :\
': _:'..' \_|___|_/ : :|
':. .' |_[___]_| :.':\
[::\ | : | | : ; : \
'-' \/'.| |.' \ .;.' |
|\_ \ '-' : |
| \ \ .: : | |
| \ | '. : \ |
/ \ :. .; |
/ | | :__/ : \\
| | | \: | \ | ||
/ \ : : |: / |__| /|
snd | : : :_/_| /'._\ '--|_\
/___.-/_|-' \ \
'-'
"""
logger.info(dark.__doc__)
def get_coffee():
r"""
(
) (
___...(-------)-....___
.-"" ) ( ""-.
.-'``'|-._ ) _.-|
/ .--.| `""---...........---""` |
/ / | |
| | | |
\ \ | |
`\ `\ | |
`\ `| |
_/ /\ /
(__/ \ /
_..---""` \ /`""---.._
.-' \ / '-.
: `-.__ __.-' :
: ) ""---...---"" ( :
'._ `"--...___...--"` _.'
jgs \""--..__ __..--""/
'._ "'"----.....______.....----"'" _.'
`""--..,,_____ _____,,..--""`
`"'"----"'"`
"""
logger.info(get_coffee.__doc__)
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