The PHP Folk Song
Hi! I've decided that PHP needs a folk song, and I've decided to write one with the help of the internet. So far, all I have is a title: The Ballad of Rasmus Lerdorf.
How can you help? I'm so glad you asked! Head on over to the wiki and jot down either an idea for something to write about on the Ideas page, or if you're feeling ambitious, you can write a whole verse on the Verses page.