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- General improvements:
. Implemented 'finally' keyword (https://wiki.php.net/rfc/finally). (Laruence)
. Drop Windows XP and 2003 support. (Pierre)

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As Lester notes, this is rather preventative of World domination.

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As Lester notes, this is rather preventative of World domination.

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moebiuseye Aug 22, 2012

Eventually, those will disappear.
PHP's world domination is pretty close to complete, though.

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moebiuseye Aug 22, 2012

Eventually, those will disappear.
PHP's world domination is pretty close to complete, though.

. World domination
. Improve set_exception_handler while doing reset.(Laruence)
. Support constant array/string dereferencing. (Laruence)
. Add support for using empty() on the result of function calls and

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Oh =\ i think it's beginning of the end of php...

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Oh =\ i think it's beginning of the end of php...

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How can expect achieve world domination when it's not in the todo list?

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How can expect achieve world domination when it's not in the todo list?

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jeremyFreeAgent replied Aug 22, 2012

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seriously, dude, why are you removing that

it's an important feature

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hikari-no-yume replied Aug 22, 2012

seriously, dude, why are you removing that

it's an important feature

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DaSourcerer Aug 22, 2012

It's been there since c500bd3 which was committed about a year ago. Perhaps @sebastianbergmann decided to hate PHP all of a sudden? 😐

DaSourcerer replied Aug 22, 2012

It's been there since c500bd3 which was committed about a year ago. Perhaps @sebastianbergmann decided to hate PHP all of a sudden? 😐

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I thought it was PHP policy to make RFCs and vote on them before making serious changes? >:/

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hikari-no-yume replied Aug 22, 2012

I thought it was PHP policy to make RFCs and vote on them before making serious changes? >:/

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+2 LGTM

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willfitch replied Aug 22, 2012

+2 LGTM

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Javlopez replied Aug 22, 2012

Yeah!

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As my colleague just said, it's already been achieved!

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As my colleague just said, it's already been achieved!

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echo "minus one";

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echo "minus one";

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world_domination();

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world_domination();

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pateketrueke replied Aug 22, 2012

FTW!

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lukemorton replied Aug 22, 2012

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+1 Go pro learn Python.

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+1 Go pro learn Python.

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🔥 At least, the beginning of the end of PHP 🔥

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🔥 At least, the beginning of the end of PHP 🔥

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I would also suggest to add in the TODO list:

  • unit tests
  • documentation
  • consistency

Rydgel replied Aug 22, 2012

I would also suggest to add in the TODO list:

  • unit tests
  • documentation
  • consistency
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@Rydgel This is not the TODO, it's the NEWS. Also, PHP has a hell lot of tests ;) Something like 12k on an average production build.

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@Rydgel This is not the TODO, it's the NEWS. Also, PHP has a hell lot of tests ;) Something like 12k on an average production build.

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We already have unit tests and documentation, you idiot.

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hikari-no-yume replied Aug 22, 2012

We already have unit tests and documentation, you idiot.

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mekza Aug 22, 2012

Hey php-fags, i think this NEWS shit is now undeprecated, right?

mekza replied Aug 22, 2012

Hey php-fags, i think this NEWS shit is now undeprecated, right?

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@mekza I wish you lot would get off your high-horse. Sure, PHP is flawed, but please treat us as people, not "fags".

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hikari-no-yume replied Aug 22, 2012

@mekza I wish you lot would get off your high-horse. Sure, PHP is flawed, but please treat us as people, not "fags".

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@TazeTSchnitzel don't be mad, "php-fags" stands for php-users. There are some python-fags for example or RoR-fags, etc. (If you're mad about "fag" please ask yourself about your sexual orientation ;))

mekza replied Aug 22, 2012

@TazeTSchnitzel don't be mad, "php-fags" stands for php-users. There are some python-fags for example or RoR-fags, etc. (If you're mad about "fag" please ask yourself about your sexual orientation ;))

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@mekza I'm openly bi, that doesn't bother me. What does bother me is use of chan-speak in more formal environment. Please, keep chan-speak to the chans.

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hikari-no-yume replied Aug 22, 2012

@mekza I'm openly bi, that doesn't bother me. What does bother me is use of chan-speak in more formal environment. Please, keep chan-speak to the chans.

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moebiuseye Aug 22, 2012

Finally! Some flaming on github.
This is getting interesting.

moebiuseye replied Aug 22, 2012

Finally! Some flaming on github.
This is getting interesting.

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@TazeTSchnitzel dude php is informal.

mekza replied Aug 22, 2012

@TazeTSchnitzel dude php is informal.

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@moebiuseye You know what I meant. Go home, troll.

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hikari-no-yume replied Aug 22, 2012

@moebiuseye You know what I meant. Go home, troll.

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@mekza Using -fag as a suffix isn't appropriate nor tolerated here, though. chan-speak is ultra-informal, this is just informal.

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hikari-no-yume replied Aug 22, 2012

@mekza Using -fag as a suffix isn't appropriate nor tolerated here, though. chan-speak is ultra-informal, this is just informal.

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@TazeTSchnitzel Using moronic changelog messages (and moronic reasons for those) is not appropriate either.

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@TazeTSchnitzel Using moronic changelog messages (and moronic reasons for those) is not appropriate either.

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- . World domination
+ . Universe domination

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- . World domination
+ . Universe domination
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@sergiigrebeniuk hey bro you discovered the meaning of "Universe" in 1991, you need to stop frontin'.

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@sergiigrebeniuk hey bro you discovered the meaning of "Universe" in 1991, you need to stop frontin'.

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This thread feels like a youtube comment listing. See also http://xkcd.com/386/

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philip replied Aug 22, 2012

This thread feels like a youtube comment listing. See also http://xkcd.com/386/

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@philip sorry Youtube runs on Python. Only trilz know.

mekza replied Aug 22, 2012

@philip sorry Youtube runs on Python. Only trilz know.

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jeremyFreeAgent replied Aug 22, 2012

Youporn ?

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@jeremyFreeAgent that's symfony2, right?

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@jeremyFreeAgent that's symfony2, right?

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misskoa Aug 22, 2012

Wow, this is as worst as HTML5 Boilerplate taking away the default pink highlight.

misskoa replied Aug 22, 2012

Wow, this is as worst as HTML5 Boilerplate taking away the default pink highlight.

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require_once (popcorn.gif);

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require_once (popcorn.gif);

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goto @zekinder ;

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look mom I'm famous!

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look mom I'm famous!

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noooooooo! 😖

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noooooooo! 😖

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Good lord GitHub is a retard magnet

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Good lord GitHub is a retard magnet

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Maybe we should drop Windows support entirely :)

That is the way of Linux World domination.

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mariuz replied Aug 23, 2012

Maybe we should drop Windows support entirely :)

That is the way of Linux World domination.

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what about a .HIDDEN_AGENDA file?

daschl replied Aug 23, 2012

what about a .HIDDEN_AGENDA file?

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@daschl Yeah, we should add that, and make sure it includes a document on how to get World domination back!

DevNerd replied Aug 23, 2012

@daschl Yeah, we should add that, and make sure it includes a document on how to get World domination back!

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"The same thing we do every night, Pinky—try to take over the world!."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJPFSNu_QNs

@bjori is the one to blame :D
c500bd3#L0R6

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"The same thing we do every night, Pinky—try to take over the world!."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJPFSNu_QNs

@bjori is the one to blame :D
c500bd3#L0R6

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class worldDomination {
    final public function calculate() {
        echo "42";
    }
}

Was it that hard?

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class worldDomination {
    final public function calculate() {
        echo "42";
    }
}

Was it that hard?

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ghost replied Aug 23, 2012

-2 :-(

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jucrouzet Aug 24, 2012

Brain, what do you want to do tonight ?

jucrouzet replied Aug 24, 2012

Brain, what do you want to do tonight ?

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metala replied Aug 27, 2012

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stephpy Aug 27, 2012

Can you provide tests please ? :trollface:

stephpy replied Aug 27, 2012

Can you provide tests please ? :trollface:

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