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- General improvements:
. Implemented 'finally' keyword (https://wiki.php.net/rfc/finally). (Laruence)
. Drop Windows XP and 2003 support. (Pierre)

As Lester notes, this is rather preventative of World domination.

Eventually, those will disappear.
PHP's world domination is pretty close to complete, though.

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- . World domination
. Improve set_exception_handler while doing reset.(Laruence)
. Support constant array/string dereferencing. (Laruence)
. Add support for using empty() on the result of function calls and

63 comments on commit a90170e

@BeLove

Oh =\ i think it's beginning of the end of php...

@mathewpeterson

-1

How can expect achieve world domination when it's not in the todo list?

@TazeTSchnitzel

seriously, dude, why are you removing that

it's an important feature

@DaSourcerer

It's been there since c500bd3 which was committed about a year ago. Perhaps @sebastianbergmann decided to hate PHP all of a sudden? :neutral_face:

@TazeTSchnitzel

I thought it was PHP policy to make RFCs and vote on them before making serious changes? >:/

@willfitch

+2 LGTM

@Ajaxman

Yeah!

@ben-maxweb

As my colleague just said, it's already been achieved!

@systemovich

echo "minus one";

@DevNerd

world_domination();

@mekza

+1 Go pro learn Python.

@Rydgel

:fire: At least, the beginning of the end of PHP :fire:

@Rydgel

I would also suggest to add in the TODO list:

  • unit tests
  • documentation
  • consistency
@nikic
Owner

@Rydgel This is not the TODO, it's the NEWS. Also, PHP has a hell lot of tests ;) Something like 12k on an average production build.

@TazeTSchnitzel

We already have unit tests and documentation, you idiot.

@mekza

Hey php-fags, i think this NEWS shit is now undeprecated, right?

@TazeTSchnitzel

@mekza I wish you lot would get off your high-horse. Sure, PHP is flawed, but please treat us as people, not "fags".

@mekza

@TazeTSchnitzel don't be mad, "php-fags" stands for php-users. There are some python-fags for example or RoR-fags, etc. (If you're mad about "fag" please ask yourself about your sexual orientation ;))

@TazeTSchnitzel

@mekza I'm openly bi, that doesn't bother me. What does bother me is use of chan-speak in more formal environment. Please, keep chan-speak to the chans.

@moebiuseye

Finally! Some flaming on github.
This is getting interesting.

@mekza

@TazeTSchnitzel dude php is informal.

@TazeTSchnitzel

@moebiuseye You know what I meant. Go home, troll.

@TazeTSchnitzel

@mekza Using -fag as a suffix isn't appropriate nor tolerated here, though. chan-speak is ultra-informal, this is just informal.

@sprt

@TazeTSchnitzel Using moronic changelog messages (and moronic reasons for those) is not appropriate either.

@sergiigrebeniuk
- . World domination
+ . Universe domination
@mekza

@sergiigrebeniuk hey bro you discovered the meaning of "Universe" in 1991, you need to stop frontin'.

@philip

This thread feels like a youtube comment listing. See also http://xkcd.com/386/

@mekza

@philip sorry Youtube runs on Python. Only trilz know.

@jeremyFreeAgent

Youporn ?

@Tyrael
Owner

@jeremyFreeAgent that's symfony2, right?

@kawohi

Wow, this is as worst as HTML5 Boilerplate taking away the default pink highlight.

@zekinder

require_once (popcorn.gif);

@tlhunter

look mom I'm famous!

@dawjan

Drop Windows XP and 2003 support. (Pierre)

K*rwa

@jjfmarket

noooooooo! :confounded:

@krisives

Good lord GitHub is a retard magnet

@mariuz

Maybe we should drop Windows support entirely :)

That is the way of Linux World domination.

@daschl

what about a .HIDDEN_AGENDA file?

@DevNerd

@daschl Yeah, we should add that, and make sure it includes a document on how to get World domination back!

@jakoch

:thumbsdown:
"The same thing we do every night, Pinky—try to take over the world!."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJPFSNu_QNs

@bjori is the one to blame :D
c500bd3#L0R6

@frne
class worldDomination {
    final public function calculate() {
        echo "42";
    }
}

Was it that hard?

@dotkernel

-2 :-(

@jucrouzet

Brain, what do you want to do tonight ?

@metala

-1

@stephpy

Can you provide tests please ? :trollface:

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