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- General improvements:
. Implemented 'finally' keyword (https://wiki.php.net/rfc/finally). (Laruence)
. Drop Windows XP and 2003 support. (Pierre)
@TazeTSchnitzel
TazeTSchnitzel Aug 22, 2012 Contributor

As Lester notes, this is rather preventative of World domination.

@moebiuseye
moebiuseye Aug 22, 2012

Eventually, those will disappear.
PHP's world domination is pretty close to complete, though.

- . World domination
. Improve set_exception_handler while doing reset.(Laruence)
. Support constant array/string dereferencing. (Laruence)
. Add support for using empty() on the result of function calls and

63 comments on commit a90170e

@BeLove
BeLove commented on a90170e Aug 22, 2012

Oh =\ i think it's beginning of the end of php...

@mathewpeterson

-1

How can expect achieve world domination when it's not in the todo list?

@cystbear

πŸ‘Ž

@icehero

πŸ‘Ž

@TazeTSchnitzel
Contributor

seriously, dude, why are you removing that

it's an important feature

@DaSourcerer

It's been there since c500bd3 which was committed about a year ago. Perhaps @sebastianbergmann decided to hate PHP all of a sudden? 😐

@TazeTSchnitzel
Contributor

I thought it was PHP policy to make RFCs and vote on them before making serious changes? >:/

@linniksa

-1

@willfitch
Contributor

+2 LGTM

@antono
antono commented on a90170e Aug 22, 2012

πŸ‘

@Javlopez

Yeah!

@butlermatt

πŸ‘

@hasandz

-1

@ben-maxweb

As my colleague just said, it's already been achieved!

@systemovich

echo "minus one";

@DevNerd

world_domination();

@bproctor

-1

@pateketrueke

FTW!

@lukemorton

-1

@nesQuick

πŸ‘Ž

@mekza
mekza commented on a90170e Aug 22, 2012

+1 Go pro learn Python.

@Rydgel
Rydgel commented on a90170e Aug 22, 2012

πŸ”₯ At least, the beginning of the end of PHP πŸ”₯

@Rydgel
Rydgel commented on a90170e Aug 22, 2012

I would also suggest to add in the TODO list:

  • unit tests
  • documentation
  • consistency
@nikic
Collaborator
nikic commented on a90170e Aug 22, 2012

@Rydgel This is not the TODO, it's the NEWS. Also, PHP has a hell lot of tests ;) Something like 12k on an average production build.

@TazeTSchnitzel
Contributor

We already have unit tests and documentation, you idiot.

@mekza
mekza commented on a90170e Aug 22, 2012

Hey php-fags, i think this NEWS shit is now undeprecated, right?

@TazeTSchnitzel
Contributor

@mekza I wish you lot would get off your high-horse. Sure, PHP is flawed, but please treat us as people, not "fags".

@mekza
mekza commented on a90170e Aug 22, 2012

@TazeTSchnitzel don't be mad, "php-fags" stands for php-users. There are some python-fags for example or RoR-fags, etc. (If you're mad about "fag" please ask yourself about your sexual orientation ;))

@TazeTSchnitzel
Contributor

@mekza I'm openly bi, that doesn't bother me. What does bother me is use of chan-speak in more formal environment. Please, keep chan-speak to the chans.

@moebiuseye

Finally! Some flaming on github.
This is getting interesting.

@mekza
mekza commented on a90170e Aug 22, 2012

@TazeTSchnitzel dude php is informal.

@TazeTSchnitzel
Contributor

@moebiuseye You know what I meant. Go home, troll.

@TazeTSchnitzel
Contributor

@mekza Using -fag as a suffix isn't appropriate nor tolerated here, though. chan-speak is ultra-informal, this is just informal.

@sprt
sprt commented on a90170e Aug 22, 2012

@TazeTSchnitzel Using moronic changelog messages (and moronic reasons for those) is not appropriate either.

@sergiigrebeniuk
- . World domination
+ . Universe domination
@mekza
mekza commented on a90170e Aug 22, 2012

@sergiigrebeniuk hey bro you discovered the meaning of "Universe" in 1991, you need to stop frontin'.

@Gonzih
Gonzih commented on a90170e Aug 22, 2012

πŸ‘

@philip
Contributor
philip commented on a90170e Aug 22, 2012

This thread feels like a youtube comment listing. See also http://xkcd.com/386/

@mekza
mekza commented on a90170e Aug 22, 2012

@philip sorry Youtube runs on Python. Only trilz know.

@jeremyFreeAgent

Youporn ?

@Tyrael
Member
Tyrael commented on a90170e Aug 22, 2012

@jeremyFreeAgent that's symfony2, right?

@kawohi
kawohi commented on a90170e Aug 22, 2012

Wow, this is as worst as HTML5 Boilerplate taking away the default pink highlight.

@zekinder

require_once (popcorn.gif);

@alv-c
alv-c commented on a90170e Aug 22, 2012

goto @zekinder ;

@tlhunter

look mom I'm famous!

@dawjan
dawjan commented on a90170e Aug 23, 2012

Drop Windows XP and 2003 support. (Pierre)

K*rwa

@jjfmarket

noooooooo! πŸ˜–

@krisives

Good lord GitHub is a retard magnet

@mariuz
Contributor
mariuz commented on a90170e Aug 23, 2012

Maybe we should drop Windows support entirely :)

That is the way of Linux World domination.

@daschl
daschl commented on a90170e Aug 23, 2012

what about a .HIDDEN_AGENDA file?

@DevNerd

@daschl Yeah, we should add that, and make sure it includes a document on how to get World domination back!

@jakoch
jakoch commented on a90170e Aug 23, 2012

πŸ‘Ž
"The same thing we do every night, Pinkyβ€”try to take over the world!."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJPFSNu_QNs

@bjori is the one to blame :D
c500bd3#L0R6

@frne
frne commented on a90170e Aug 23, 2012
class worldDomination {
    final public function calculate() {
        echo "42";
    }
}

Was it that hard?

@dotkernel

-2 :-(

@jucrouzet

Brain, what do you want to do tonight ?

@metala
metala commented on a90170e Aug 27, 2012

-1

@stephpy

Can you provide tests please ? :trollface:

@jamietech

πŸ‘Ž

@grahamg

+1

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