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commit a90170e6f803f283d6c8e4e8d6b7bd8b7bd011a4 1 parent 596e855
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  1. 1  NEWS
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@@ -5,7 +5,6 @@ PHP                                                                        NEWS
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 - General improvements:
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   . Implemented 'finally' keyword (https://wiki.php.net/rfc/finally). (Laruence)
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   . Drop Windows XP and 2003 support. (Pierre)
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-  . World domination
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   . Improve set_exception_handler while doing reset.(Laruence)
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   . Support constant array/string dereferencing. (Laruence)
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   . Add support for using empty() on the result of function calls and

63 notes on commit a90170e

Sergey Belov

Oh =\ i think it's beginning of the end of php...

Mathew Peterson

-1

How can expect achieve world domination when it's not in the todo list?

Andrea Faulds

seriously, dude, why are you removing that

it's an important feature

DaSourcerer

It's been there since c500bd3 which was committed about a year ago. Perhaps @sebastianbergmann decided to hate PHP all of a sudden? :neutral_face:

Andrea Faulds

I thought it was PHP policy to make RFCs and vote on them before making serious changes? >:/

Sergey Linnik

-1

Will Fitch

+2 LGTM

Ajaxman

Yeah!

Hasan Degismez

-1

Ben Colegate

As my colleague just said, it's already been achieved!

Geoffrey Van Wyk

echo "minus one";

Pieter

world_domination();

Andrea Faulds

As Lester notes, this is rather preventative of World domination.

Brad Proctor

-1

Martin-Zack Mekkaoui

+1 Go pro learn Python.

Jérôme Mahuet

:fire: At least, the beginning of the end of PHP :fire:

Jérôme Mahuet

I would also suggest to add in the TODO list:

  • unit tests
  • documentation
  • consistency
Nikita Popov

@Rydgel This is not the TODO, it's the NEWS. Also, PHP has a hell lot of tests ;) Something like 12k on an average production build.

Andrea Faulds

We already have unit tests and documentation, you idiot.

Martin-Zack Mekkaoui

Hey php-fags, i think this NEWS shit is now undeprecated, right?

Andrea Faulds

@mekza I wish you lot would get off your high-horse. Sure, PHP is flawed, but please treat us as people, not "fags".

Martin-Zack Mekkaoui

@TazeTSchnitzel don't be mad, "php-fags" stands for php-users. There are some python-fags for example or RoR-fags, etc. (If you're mad about "fag" please ask yourself about your sexual orientation ;))

Andrea Faulds

@mekza I'm openly bi, that doesn't bother me. What does bother me is use of chan-speak in more formal environment. Please, keep chan-speak to the chans.

moebiuseye

Finally! Some flaming on github.
This is getting interesting.

Martin-Zack Mekkaoui

@TazeTSchnitzel dude php is informal.

Andrea Faulds

@moebiuseye You know what I meant. Go home, troll.

Andrea Faulds

@mekza Using -fag as a suffix isn't appropriate nor tolerated here, though. chan-speak is ultra-informal, this is just informal.

@TazeTSchnitzel Using moronic changelog messages (and moronic reasons for those) is not appropriate either.

moebiuseye

Eventually, those will disappear.
PHP's world domination is pretty close to complete, though.

Sergii Grebeniuk
- . World domination
+ . Universe domination
Martin-Zack Mekkaoui

@sergiigrebeniuk hey bro you discovered the meaning of "Universe" in 1991, you need to stop frontin'.

Philip Olson
Owner

This thread feels like a youtube comment listing. See also http://xkcd.com/386/

Martin-Zack Mekkaoui

@philip sorry Youtube runs on Python. Only trilz know.

Jérémy Romey

Youporn ?

Ferenc Kovacs
Owner

@jeremyFreeAgent that's symfony2, right?

kawohi

Wow, this is as worst as HTML5 Boilerplate taking away the default pink highlight.

Jean-François De Las Heras

require_once (popcorn.gif);

Álvaro Carneiro

goto @zekinder ;

Thomas Hunter II

look mom I'm famous!

Watabe

Drop Windows XP and 2003 support. (Pierre)

K*rwa

jjfmarket

noooooooo! :confounded:

Kristopher Ives

Good lord GitHub is a retard magnet

Popa Marius Adrian

Maybe we should drop Windows support entirely :)

That is the way of Linux World domination.

Michael Nitschinger

what about a .HIDDEN_AGENDA file?

Pieter

@daschl Yeah, we should add that, and make sure it includes a document on how to get World domination back!

Jens-André Koch

:thumbsdown:
"The same thing we do every night, Pinky—try to take over the world!."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJPFSNu_QNs

@bjori is the one to blame :D
c500bd3#L0R6

Frank Neff
class worldDomination {
    final public function calculate() {
        echo "42";
    }
}

Was it that hard?

dotkernel

-2 :-(

Julien CROUZET

Brain, what do you want to do tonight ?

Marin Ivanov

-1

Stéphane PY

Can you provide tests please ? :trollface:

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