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$ programmingexcuses There must be something strange in your data
- The accounting department must have cancelled that subscription
- The client wanted it changed at the last minute
- The existing design makes it difficult to do the right thing
- The marketing department made us put that there
- The original specification contained conflicting requirements
- The person responsible doesn't work here anymore
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