Overview

Output a random excuse.

Usage

Put programmingexcuses anywhere in your $PATH and :

$ programmingexcuses
There must be something strange in your data

Output examples

• The accounting department must have cancelled that subscription
• The client wanted it changed at the last minute
• The existing design makes it difficult to do the right thing
• The marketing department made us put that there
• The original specification contained conflicting requirements
• The person responsible doesn't work here anymore

Inspiration

Original excuses from programmingexcuses.com

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