Generate a random excuse from the command line.
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programmingexcuses

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Overview

Output a random excuse.

Usage

Put programmingexcuses anywhere in your $PATH and :

$ programmingexcuses
There must be something strange in your data

Output examples

  • The accounting department must have cancelled that subscription
  • The client wanted it changed at the last minute
  • The existing design makes it difficult to do the right thing
  • The marketing department made us put that there
  • The original specification contained conflicting requirements
  • The person responsible doesn't work here anymore

Inspiration

Original excuses from programmingexcuses.com

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