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README.md

GODDD noodletalk your shit up.

For those about to cook we sautee you.

THIS IS JUST ABOUT AS PAINFUL AS A CATTLEPROD TO THE SHOULDER CAN BE!

John, why are you yelling so much?!

Contributing to the Noodle

Try to follow our code conventions. This means:

  • No one-liner conditionals for if/else blocks

  • camelCase variables

  • Please test your changes before you send a pull request. It would also be nice if you added tests too :D

  • Assign all variables with a prepending var; don't comma-delimit them to a single one.

    No:

    var a = 1,
        b = 2,
        c = 3;
    

    Yes:

    var a = 1;
    var b = 2;
    var c = 3;
    

Installation Instructions for those who dare tread the dark path

  1. curl http://npmjs.org/install.sh | sh

  2. npm install

  3. cp settings.js-local to settings.js

Dependencies

You may need to npm install the following packages.

  • mocha
  • qs
  • formidable
  • mime
  • active-x-obfuscator
  • uglify-js

License

This program is free software. It comes without any warranty, to the extent permitted by applicable law. You can redistribute it and/or modify it under the terms of the Do What The Fuck You Want To Public License, Version 2, as published by Sam Hocevar. See http://sam.zoy.org/wtfpl/COPYING for more details.

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