diff --git a/bot/constants.py b/bot/constants.py
index b623722978..bcf649a9bf 100644
--- a/bot/constants.py
+++ b/bot/constants.py
@@ -627,7 +627,7 @@ class _Keys(EnvConfig, env_prefix="api_keys_"):
     "Not likely.",
     "No way, José.",
     "Not in a million years.",
-    "Fat chance.",
+    "I would love to, but unfortunately... no.",
     "Certainly not.",
     "NEGATORY.",
     "Nuh-uh.",
@@ -661,8 +661,9 @@ class _Keys(EnvConfig, env_prefix="api_keys_"):
     "In the future, don't do that.",
     "That was a mistake.",
     "You blew it.",
-    "You're bad at computers.",
-    "Are you trying to kill me?",
+    "Application bot.exe will be closed.",
+    "Kernel Panic! *Kernel runs around in panic*",
+    "Error 418. I am a teapot.",
     "Noooooo!!",
     "I can't believe you've done this",
 )