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Merge pull request #319 from codahale/hot-tech-boy

Add "Hot tech boy" quotes
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+# Hot Tech Boy of the Week: Zach Holman
+# A side-effect of http://social-proof.org/post/18387776795/hot-tech-boy-of-the-week-zach-holman
+#
+# ask holman - Answer with tech hotness from Zach "Fork Me" Holman
+module.exports = (robot) ->
+ robot.hear /ask holman/i, (msg) ->
+ quotes = [
+ "Hard hitting questions right away?",
+ "Carnegie Mellon… it’s an… excellent institution.",
+ "I can do whatever I want which is kind of rad.",
+ "The industry is really lacking in women and it sucks. Look at San Francisco, every meet up you go to is all dudes.",
+ "Come on, a pony tail and sucker, what more could you want?",
+ "I would get bored by someone who is not independent. By that I mean they actually do shit in the industry.",
+ "With these kinds of people I’m uninterested to the point where I get angry at them for being very bland.",
+ "I usually just drink gin and tonic… Let me point out that women who like gin are really awesome women.",
+ "Rickhouse has the best gin and tonics in San Francisco.",
+ "I can't, I’m sitting on a grassy knoll and thinking for a few hours.",
+ "I love all women. I don’t prefer a certain race. I mean I hear ya, but I have no preference.",
+ "CAN I GET INTO YOUR PANTS",
+ "CAN I GET INTO YOUR PANTS\n\nlol jk.\n\nmaybe?",
+ "I haven’t used it in practice, but I’ve always wanted to use it.",
+ "I use that after I get to know someone and then I actually sink the deal.",
+ "It’s pretty rad right?",
+ "Come jump on my train!",
+ "I was once in an orgy in Rickhouse.",
+ "Sometimes it's fun to be a little whimsical.",
+ "Sometimes it's fun to be a little creepy.",
+ "I WAS AMBUSHED BY THOSE JOURNALISTS THEY PUT WORDS IN MY MOUTH",
+ "Mom may have wanted me to be a doctor or something, but hey, \"Hot Tech Boy of the Week\" will do.",
+ "Are we going to Rickhouse now?",
+ "http://i.imgur.com/Myent.jpg",
+ "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6nt6l_iv0g"
+
+ ]
+ msg.send msg.random quotes
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