diff --git a/documentation/modules/exploit/multi/hams/steamed.md b/documentation/modules/exploit/multi/hams/steamed.md
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+## Vulnerable Application
+
+This module does not exploit a particular vulnerability. It passively listens
+for an incoming connection from a secondary exploit or payload. In addition,
+this module provides an unforgettable luncheon experience.
+
+## Verification Steps
+
+  1. Start msfconsole
+  2. Do: ```use exploit/multi/hams/steamed```
+  3. Do: ```set payload [any payload]```
+  4. Do: ```set target [0 or 1]```
+  4. Do: ```exploit```
+  5. Enjoy
+
+## Options
+
+  **VERBOSE**
+
+  This option will further enhance the experience.
+
+## Scenarios
+
+Target 0: Your roast is ruined! Will fast food suffice?
+
+Target 1: You crash on an alien planet. Will you ever play the piano again?
diff --git a/modules/exploits/multi/hams/steamed.rb b/modules/exploits/multi/hams/steamed.rb
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..2637f08b686e
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modules/exploits/multi/hams/steamed.rb
@@ -0,0 +1,124 @@
+##
+# This module requires Metasploit: https://metasploit.com/download
+# Current source: https://github.com/rapid7/metasploit-framework
+##
+
+class MetasploitModule < Msf::Exploit::Remote
+  Rank = ManualRanking
+
+  def initialize(info = {})
+    super(
+      update_info(
+        info,
+        'Name'           => 'Steamed Hams',
+        'Description'    => "but it's a Metasploit Module",
+        'License'        => MSF_LICENSE,
+        'Author'         =>  [ 'bcook-r7' ],
+        'DisclosureDate' => 'Aug 1 2018',
+        'References'     =>  [['URL', 'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkX3dO6KN54']],
+        'Platform'       => %w[android apple_ios bsd java js linux osx nodejs php python ruby solaris unix win mainframe multi],
+        'Arch'           => ARCH_ALL,
+        'Targets'        => [
+          [ 'An Unforgettable Luncheon', {
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+        ],
+        'DefaultTarget'  => 0,
+      )
+    )
+  end
+
+  def exploit
+    cast = []
+    castmap = {}
+    Base64.decode64(target['script']).each_line do |line|
+      target, msg = line.split(':').map(&:strip)
+      if target == 'Cast'
+        cast = msg.split(' ')
+        castmap = Hash.new { |hash, key| hash[key] = cast.rotate![-1] }
+      else
+        t = datastore['VERBOSE'] ? " #{target}:" : ""
+        print_line("%bld#{castmap[target]}#{t}%clr #{msg}")
+        sleep(0.30 * msg.split(' ').length)
+      end
+    end
+  end
+end