See ebeats.org for the philosophy behind ebeats. Here will store as many implementations as we can develop or find submissions for. Bonus karma awarded to all contributors, blessings will flow upon you in accordance with the quality of your contribution.
The spec for ebeats is fairly simple but allows comparisons of key date/time handling aspects of the different implementations and languages. The expectation is to output (or return, in cases where stdout is not applicable, such as SQL functions), the current time in ebeats.