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+# 2024-04-09 Triage Log
+
+A quiet week; all the outright regressions were already triaged (the one biggish one was #122077, which is justified as an important bug fix). There was a very nice set of improvements from PR #122070, which cleverly avoids a lot of unnecessary allocator calls when building an incremental dep graph by reusing the old edges from the previous graph.
+
+Triage done by **@pnkfelix**.
+Revision range: [3d5528c2..86b603cd](https://perf.rust-lang.org/?start=3d5528c287860b918e178a34f04ff903325571b3&end=86b603cd792b3f6172ba4f676d7b586c1af7630a&absolute=false&stat=instructions%3Au)
+
+**Summary**:
+
+| (instructions:u) | mean | range | count |
+|:----------------------------------:|:-----:|:--------------:|:-----:|
+| Regressions ❌
(primary) | 2.0% | [0.4%, 5.0%] | 83 |
+| Regressions ❌
(secondary) | 2.1% | [0.5%, 4.8%] | 79 |
+| Improvements ✅
(primary) | -1.5% | [-2.9%, -0.3%] | 121 |
+| Improvements ✅
(secondary) | -1.4% | [-3.5%, -0.3%] | 67 |
+| All ❌✅ (primary) | -0.1% | [-2.9%, 5.0%] | 204 |
+
+
+3 Regressions, 3 Improvements, 7 Mixed; 1 of them in rollups
+78 artifact comparisons made in total
+
+#### Regressions
+
+instantiate higher ranked goals outside of candidate selection [#119820](https://github.com/rust-lang/rust/pull/119820) [(Comparison Link)](https://perf.rust-lang.org/compare.html?start=0accf4ec4c07d23aa86f6a97aeb8797941abc30e&end=43f4f2a3b1a3d3fb3dbbbe4fde33fb97c780ee98&stat=instructions:u)
+
+| (instructions:u) | mean | range | count |
+|:----------------------------------:|:----:|:------------:|:-----:|
+| Regressions ❌
(primary) | 0.6% | [0.3%, 0.8%] | 8 |
+| Regressions ❌
(secondary) | - | - | 0 |
+| Improvements ✅
(primary) | - | - | 0 |
+| Improvements ✅
(secondary) | - | - | 0 |
+| All ❌✅ (primary) | 0.6% | [0.3%, 0.8%] | 8 |
+
+* already triaged by Jakub as an expected small performance regresison
+
+Pass list of defineable opaque types into canonical queries [#122077](https://github.com/rust-lang/rust/pull/122077) [(Comparison Link)](https://perf.rust-lang.org/compare.html?start=ab5bda1aa70f707014e2e691e43bc37a8819252a&end=b234e449443a49ab19ef6b712bf56cc65927d98f&stat=instructions:u)
+
+| (instructions:u) | mean | range | count |
+|:----------------------------------:|:-----:|:--------------:|:-----:|
+| Regressions ❌
(primary) | 1.9% | [0.2%, 5.4%] | 101 |
+| Regressions ❌
(secondary) | 2.3% | [0.3%, 4.7%] | 77 |
+
+| Improvements ✅
(secondary) | - | - | 0 |
+| All ❌✅ (primary) | 1.8% | [-0.6%, 5.4%] | 102 |
+
+* already triaged by oli, as an expected performance regression that is [justified](https://github.com/rust-lang/rust/pull/122077#issuecomment-1995694305) as an important bugfix
+
+Replace some `CrateStore` trait methods with hooks. [#123099](https://github.com/rust-lang/rust/pull/123099) [(Comparison Link)](https://perf.rust-lang.org/compare.html?start=59c808fcd9eeb3c5528209d1cef3aaa5521edbd6&end=bd12986fd6659a3091cff7694b8225374f4a26fe&stat=instructions:u)
+
+| (instructions:u) | mean | range | count |
+|:----------------------------------:|:----:|:------------:|:-----:|
+| Regressions ❌
(primary) | 0.3% | [0.2%, 0.4%] | 14 |
+| Regressions ❌
(secondary) | 0.3% | [0.3%, 0.4%] | 2 |
+| Improvements ✅
(primary) | - | - | 0 |
+| Improvements ✅
(secondary) | - | - | 0 |
+| All ❌✅ (primary) | 0.3% | [0.2%, 0.4%] | 14 |
+
+* already triaged by oli, categorized as noise.
+
+#### Improvements
+
+hir: Drop owner's own item-local id (zero) from parenting tables [#123415](https://github.com/rust-lang/rust/pull/123415) [(Comparison Link)](https://perf.rust-lang.org/compare.html?start=703dc9ce64d9b31a239a7280d9b5f9ddd85ffed6&end=98efd808e1b77cd70a097620aad6250727167a28&stat=instructions:u)
+
+| (instructions:u) | mean | range | count |
+|:----------------------------------:|:-----:|:--------------:|:-----:|
+| Regressions ❌
(primary) | - | - | 0 |
+| Regressions ❌
(secondary) | - | - | 0 |
+| Improvements ✅
(primary) | -0.3% | [-0.4%, -0.2%] | 3 |
+| Improvements ✅
(secondary) | -0.4% | [-1.3%, -0.3%] | 13 |
+| All ❌✅ (primary) | -0.3% | [-0.4%, -0.2%] | 3 |
+
+
+[perf] cache type info for ParamEnv [#123058](https://github.com/rust-lang/rust/pull/123058) [(Comparison Link)](https://perf.rust-lang.org/compare.html?start=6f837503aa120ca69c2985b6c9a474c00674cef1&end=087ae978a13013800c8a484cf17c8951ab0b6b0c&stat=instructions:u)
+
+| (instructions:u) | mean | range | count |
+|:----------------------------------:|:-----:|:--------------:|:-----:|
+| Regressions ❌
(primary) | - | - | 0 |
+| Regressions ❌
(secondary) | - | - | 0 |
+| Improvements ✅
(primary) | -0.9% | [-4.9%, -0.2%] | 47 |
+| Improvements ✅
(secondary) | - | - | 0 |
+| All ❌✅ (primary) | -0.9% | [-4.9%, -0.2%] | 47 |
+
+
+Remove debuginfo from rustc-demangle too [#123608](https://github.com/rust-lang/rust/pull/123608) [(Comparison Link)](https://perf.rust-lang.org/compare.html?start=0e5f5207881066973486e6a480fa46cfa22947e9&end=75fd074338801fba74a8cf7f8c48c5c5be362d08&stat=instructions:u)
+
+| (instructions:u) | mean | range | count |
+|:----------------------------------:|:-----:|:--------------:|:-----:|
+| Regressions ❌
(primary) | - | - | 0 |
+| Regressions ❌
(secondary) | 0.6% | [0.4%, 0.9%] | 4 |
+| Improvements ✅
(primary) | -1.6% | [-2.7%, -0.3%] | 7 |
+| Improvements ✅
(secondary) | -1.3% | [-2.4%, -0.3%] | 24 |
+| All ❌✅ (primary) | -1.6% | [-2.7%, -0.3%] | 7 |
+
+
+#### Mixed
+
+Add `Ord::cmp` for primitives as a `BinOp` in MIR [#118310](https://github.com/rust-lang/rust/pull/118310) [(Comparison Link)](https://perf.rust-lang.org/compare.html?start=029cb1b13b6388b95e64e8996ec8b41a9f3cf16e&end=a77322c16f188402fa22a5e87100acce42433cbc&stat=instructions:u)
+
+| (instructions:u) | mean | range | count |
+|:----------------------------------:|:-----:|:--------------:|:-----:|
+| Regressions ❌
(primary) | 0.4% | [0.2%, 0.7%] | 3 |
+| Regressions ❌
(secondary) | 0.3% | [0.2%, 0.4%] | 2 |
+| Improvements ✅
(primary) | -0.6% | [-0.6%, -0.6%] | 1 |
+| Improvements ✅
(secondary) | -3.1% | [-3.1%, -3.1%] | 1 |
+| All ❌✅ (primary) | 0.2% | [-0.6%, 0.7%] | 4 |
+
+* The impact here is somewhat limited, and the graph indicates that the 0.69% instruction-count regression for image-0.24.1 was subsequently recovered.
+
+Encode dep graph edges directly from the previous graph when promoting [#122070](https://github.com/rust-lang/rust/pull/122070) [(Comparison Link)](https://perf.rust-lang.org/compare.html?start=d009f60b55fe4527e7ddf122bc4520f351d7b9d4&end=4563f70c3b599411836e285591479f4a3d364708&stat=instructions:u)
+
+| (instructions:u) | mean | range | count |
+|:----------------------------------:|:-----:|:--------------:|:-----:|
+| Regressions ❌
(primary) | - | - | 0 |
+| Regressions ❌
(secondary) | 0.4% | [0.4%, 0.4%] | 1 |
+| Improvements ✅
(primary) | -1.6% | [-3.1%, -0.2%] | 113 |
+| Improvements ✅
(secondary) | -1.5% | [-3.6%, -0.3%] | 37 |
+| All ❌✅ (primary) | -1.6% | [-3.1%, -0.2%] | 113 |
+
+* already marked as triaged by Jakub
+
+Implement T-types suggested logic for perfect non-local impl detection [#122747](https://github.com/rust-lang/rust/pull/122747) [(Comparison Link)](https://perf.rust-lang.org/compare.html?start=ea40fa210b87a322d2259852c149ffa212a3a0da&end=9d79cd5f79e75bd0d2083260271307ce9acd9081&stat=instructions:u)
+
+| (instructions:u) | mean | range | count |
+|:----------------------------------:|:-----:|:--------------:|:-----:|
+| Regressions ❌
(primary) | 2.3% | [0.6%, 4.4%] | 12 |
+| Regressions ❌
(secondary) | - | - | 0 |
+| Improvements ✅
(primary) | -0.3% | [-0.4%, -0.2%] | 9 |
+| Improvements ✅
(secondary) | - | - | 0 |
+| All ❌✅ (primary) | 1.2% | [-0.4%, 4.4%] | 21 |
+
+* already marked as triaged by Urgau, with the comment "The perf regressions in diesel are due to the lint being triggered and producing nearly 300 warnings (with 155 actually shown)"
+* (This reminds me of rustc-perf#1819)
+
+Remove sharding for VecCache [#123556](https://github.com/rust-lang/rust/pull/123556) [(Comparison Link)](https://perf.rust-lang.org/compare.html?start=087ae978a13013800c8a484cf17c8951ab0b6b0c&end=af2525317be950fdae635bcbb46b3e755d14ab49&stat=instructions:u)
+
+| (instructions:u) | mean | range | count |
+|:----------------------------------:|:-----:|:--------------:|:-----:|
+| Regressions ❌
(primary) | 0.4% | [0.4%, 0.4%] | 1 |
+| Regressions ❌
(secondary) | 0.5% | [0.2%, 1.0%] | 5 |
+| Improvements ✅
(primary) | - | - | 0 |
+| Improvements ✅
(secondary) | -0.9% | [-1.1%, -0.7%] | 4 |
+| All ❌✅ (primary) | 0.4% | [0.4%, 0.4%] | 1 |
+
+* already marked as triaged by simulacrum, presumably because this is likely noise since it is "just" removing the sharded type whose feature was not in use.
+
+Use unchecked_sub in str indexing [#123561](https://github.com/rust-lang/rust/pull/123561) [(Comparison Link)](https://perf.rust-lang.org/compare.html?start=fc1a4c5cc9308c4b5980c64a73fd344a59c10601&end=4e431fad67b46c480f1833119cd368fa33df95f7&stat=instructions:u)
+
+| (instructions:u) | mean | range | count |
+|:----------------------------------:|:-----:|:--------------:|:-----:|
+| Regressions ❌
(primary) | 0.9% | [0.9%, 0.9%] | 1 |
+| Regressions ❌
(secondary) | - | - | 0 |
+| Improvements ✅
(primary) | - | - | 0 |
+| Improvements ✅
(secondary) | -0.5% | [-0.9%, -0.4%] | 7 |
+| All ❌✅ (primary) | 0.9% | [0.9%, 0.9%] | 1 |
+
+* this is an improvement to the code for `str::get_unchecked` when overflow checks are enabled; its calling a compiler-intrinsic directly now.
+* it really doesn't make any sense that it caused any regression at all. (Perhaps this change is causing a change to inlining decisions, at least for cargo?)
+* marking as triaged.
+
+Rollup of 9 pull requests [#123645](https://github.com/rust-lang/rust/pull/123645) [(Comparison Link)](https://perf.rust-lang.org/compare.html?start=211518e5fb1336de6a4aab45dc1c05f5d83ce856&end=ab5bda1aa70f707014e2e691e43bc37a8819252a&stat=instructions:u)
+
+| (instructions:u) | mean | range | count |
+|:----------------------------------:|:-----:|:--------------:|:-----:|
+| Regressions ❌
(primary) | 0.6% | [0.6%, 0.6%] | 1 |
+| Regressions ❌
(secondary) | - | - | 0 |
+| Improvements ✅
(primary) | -0.3% | [-0.4%, -0.3%] | 2 |
+| Improvements ✅
(secondary) | -1.8% | [-1.8%, -1.8%] | 1 |
+| All ❌✅ (primary) | -0.0% | [-0.4%, 0.6%] | 3 |
+
+* Looks like a temporary spike. Marking as triaged.
+
+Only collect mono items from reachable blocks [#123272](https://github.com/rust-lang/rust/pull/123272) [(Comparison Link)](https://perf.rust-lang.org/compare.html?start=86b603cd792b3f6172ba4f676d7b586c1af7630a&end=bb78dba64ca4158ef2f3488d0d41a82c75a504f2&stat=instructions:u)
+
+| (instructions:u) | mean | range | count |
+|:----------------------------------:|:-----:|:--------------:|:-----:|
+| Regressions ❌
(primary) | 0.4% | [0.2%, 1.5%] | 8 |
+| Regressions ❌
(secondary) | - | - | 0 |
+| Improvements ✅
(primary) | -0.8% | [-1.5%, -0.3%] | 6 |
+| Improvements ✅
(secondary) | - | - | 0 |
+| All ❌✅ (primary) | -0.1% | [-1.5%, 1.5%] | 14 |
+
+* fixed an important bug.
+* from the comment history, it looks like the minor restricted regressions were anticipated.
+* marking as triaged.