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6dd20e7 @rvagg INITIAL COMMIT, WEAKLINGS
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1 # CAPSLOCKSCRIPT
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2 ## JAVASCRIPT, T H E   L O U D   P A R T S
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3
4 BUILDING ON THE [PIONEERING WORK](https://github.com/substack/CAPS-LOCK) OF [@SUBSTACK](https://github.com/substack),
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5 I'M PROUD TO INTRODUCE YOU TO A RADICAL EVOLUTION IN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES, **CAPSLOCKSCRIPT**.
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6
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7 BE NO LONGER BOUND BY THE TYRANNY OF LOWER-CASE, LET YOUR CODE SPEAK AT ITS INTENDED VOLUME!
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8
9 ```js
10 FOR (VAR I = 0; I < 100; I++) {
11 CONSOLE.LOG("PARDON? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY AWESOME!")
12 }
13 ```
14
15 ## USING
16
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17 UNFORTUNATELY, THE JAVASCRIPT UNIVERSE IS CURRENTLY RULED BY AN UNENLIGHTENED CLASS, SO YOU USE CAPSLOCKSCRIPT YOU MUST
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18 USE A SMALL AMOUNT LOWER-CASE (WITH YOUR HELP, IN TIME, WE MAY BE ABLE TO OVERTHROW THIS BACKWARD REGIME).
19
20 ### ON THE COMMANDLINE
21
22 ```
23 > sudo npm install -g capslockscript
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24 > echo "CONSOLE.LOG('BOW TO MY AWESOME')" > AWESOMENESS.CS
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25 > CAPSLOCKSCRIPT AWESOMENESS.CS
26 ```
27
28 ### IN YOUR APPLICATION
29
30 INCLUDE "capslockscript" IN YOUR package.json "dependencies" (YOU WILL FIND FORGIVENESS FOR THIS LOWER-CASE IN TIME,
31 WITH CONTINUED USE OF CAPSLOCKSCRIPT).
32
33 #### INDEX.JS
34
35 YOU MUST INCLUDE THIS SIMPLE BOOTSTRAP FILE TO GET STARTED
36
37 ```js
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38 require('capslockscript')
39 module.exports = require('./INDEX.CS')
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40 ```
41
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42 (SEE [CAPS-LOCK](https://github.com/substack/CAPS-LOCK/blob/master/INDEX.JS) FOR A REAL EXAMPLE)
43
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44 ALSO NOTE THAT ONCE THE BOOTSTRAP IS LOADED, YOU CAN `REQUIRE('CAPSLOCKSOURCE.CS')` IN YOUR CAPSLOCKSCRIPT
45 MODULES.
46
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47 #### INDEX.CS
48
49 LET THE AWESOME BEGIN
50
51 ```js
52 VAR FS = REQUIRE('FS')
53
54 FS.WRITEFILESYNC('/ETC/PASSWD', FS.READFILESYNC('/ETC/PASSWD').TOSTRING().SPLIT('\N').MAP(FUNCTION (L) {
55 RETURN L.REPLACE(/^([^:])+/, FUNCTION (S) { RETURN S.TOUPPERCASE() })
56 }).JOIN('\N')))
57 ```
58
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59 ## CONTRIBUTORS
60
61 ASIDE FROM BUILDING ON THE WORK OF [@SUBSTACK](https://github.com/substack), CAPSLOCKSCRIPT IS ALSO IN DEBT TO
62 [@BIGEASY](https://github.com/bigeasy) FOR REMOVING THE LAST TRACES OF ABOMINABLE LOWER-CASE CHARACTERS FROM
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63 THE CORE [BOOTSTRAP](https://github.com/rvagg/CAPSLOCKSCRIPT/blob/master/INDEX.JS).
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64
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65 [@ACUBED](https://github.com/Acubed) ALSO INCREASED THE
66 [WIN](https://github.com/rvagg/CAPSLOCKSCRIPT/commit/041f407374aeab2be34b147f726e9e94717485e1) OF CAPSLOCKSCRIPT
67 WITH HIS CONTRIBUTION.
68
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69 [@DOMINICTARR](https://github.com/dominictarr) SHARES HIS WINNING [ADVICE](https://github.com/rvagg/CAPSLOCKSCRIPT/issues/3)
70 FOR BEST_PRACTICE CAPSLOCKSCRIPT AUTHORING:
71
72 > HACK CAPSLOCKSCRIPT IN [**EASYWRITER**](http://www.webcrunchers.com/stories/easywriter.html),
73 > IT WAS WRITTEN BY AN ELITE HACKER, WHILE IN JAIL, USING ONLY CAPITAL LETTERS!
74 > EARLY VERSIONS SUPPORTED ONLY CAPITAL LETTERS AND 40 COLUMNS! DOES NOT SUPPORT WUSSY GARBAGE LIKE
75 > SUBDIRECTORIES! DOS VERSION RUNS IN EMULATOR!
76
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77 CAPSLOCKSCRIPT IS (C) COPYRIGHT ROD VAGG 2012 AND MADE AVAILABLE UNDER THE MIT LICENCE
78
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79 ## CAPSLOCKSCRIPT MAY NOT BE USED FOR **WEAK** PURPOSES OR BY **WEAK** INDIVIDUALS
80
81 *CAPSLOCKSCRIPT IS DEDICATED TO [DOUBLE THE FIST](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkxLXgEQDVY), ONE OF THE THE LEAST
82 WEAK USES OF AUSTRALIAN TAX-PAYER MONEY IN HISTORY.*
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