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cowsay w/ more animals in R
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What is this?

If you are familiar with cowsay on the cli, then you know what this is, but for R. If not, read below. Why? Why not?

Contributors

  • Scott Chamberlain
  • Tyler Rinker
  • Thomas Leeper
  • Noam Ross
  • Rich FitzJohn
  • Kiyoko Gotanda
  • Carson Sievert
  • Andy Teucher
  • Karl Broman
  • Franz-Sebastian Krah

That's right, it takes 10 people to make cowsay - it's that hard.

Where to find ASCII animal art

Sources to look in:

Permissions

In the ascii art mailing list they say:

 As for posting other people's ASCII art,
    after a discussion in news:alt.ascii-art       _     ___
    the following rules were agreed upon:         #_~`--'__ `===-,
    1.  If an ASCII ART picture has initials      `.`.     `#.,//
        on it, leave them on when posting it      ,_\_\     ## #\
    2.  If an ASCII ART picture doesn't have      `__.__    `####\
        initials on it,  mention  that  you            ~~\ ,###'~
        didn't  draw  it  when  posting  it.              \##'
    3.  If somebody  posts a picture without                  [nosig]
        initials and you have an original copy
        with initials on, feel free to re-post the original version.
        *   The re-post ought not to be taken personally, as we all
            know that ASCII art often loses proper credits.
            Responses to the re-post are not necessary.

    One contributor, name of Krogg, suggested the following:

    1.) Ultra polite:...ya make yer own ascii and use it.
    2.)  Very polite:...Ya contact the author and ask if ya
                        can use it...
    3.)       polite:...Ya use it but you keep the Credits
                        in there like they should be.
    4.)         rude:...Ya use it and strip credits.
    5.)    Very rude:...Ya use it and claim that it Is
                        _Your_ very own creation...

So, let's go with this rule: Let's include found (on the web) ascii art in this pkg, include signature if there, and if no signature, put in a [nosig] (see above).

Quick watch start

Asciicast: https://asciinema.org/a/7745

Quick start

install.packages("devtools")
devtools::install_github("sckott/cowsay")
library("cowsay")
say('time')
## 
##  -------------- 
## 2015-06-18 07:14:02 
##  --------------
##     \
##       \
##         \
##             |\___/|
##           ==) ^Y^ (==
##             \  ^  /
##              )=*=(
##             /     \
##             |     |
##            /| | | |\
##            \| | |_|/\
##       jgs  //_// ___/
##                \_)
## 
say("ain't that some shit", "chicken")
## 
## 
##  ----- 
##  ain't that some shit 
##  ------ 
##     \   
##      \
##          _
##        _/ }
##       `>' \
##       `|   \
##        |   /'-.     .-.
##         \'     ';`--' .'
##          \'.    `'-./
##           '.`-..-;`
##             `;-..'
##             _| _|
##             /` /` [nosig]
## 
say("boo!", "ghost")
## 
## 
##  ----- 
##  boo! 
##  ------ 
##     \   
##      \
##      .-.
##     (o o)
##     | O \
##      \   \
##       `~~~' [nosig]
## 

Vary type of output, default calls message()

say("hell no!")
## 
##  -------------- 
## hell no! 
##  --------------
##     \
##       \
##         \
##             |\___/|
##           ==) ^Y^ (==
##             \  ^  /
##              )=*=(
##             /     \
##             |     |
##            /| | | |\
##            \| | |_|/\
##       jgs  //_// ___/
##                \_)
## 
say("hell no!", type="warning")
## Warning in say("hell no!", type = "warning"): 
##  -------------- 
## hell no! 
##  --------------
##     \
##       \
##         \
##             |\___/|
##           ==) ^Y^ (==
##             \  ^  /
##              )=*=(
##             /     \
##             |     |
##            /| | | |\
##            \| | |_|/\
##       jgs  //_// ___/
##                \_)
## 
say("hell no!", type="string")
## [1] "\n -------------- \nhell no! \n --------------\n    \\\n      \\\n        \\\n            |\\___/|\n          ==) ^Y^ (==\n            \\  ^  /\n             )=*=(\n            /     \\\n            |     |\n           /| | | |\\\n           \\| | |_|/\\\n      jgs  //_// ___/\n               \\_)\n  "

Catfacts!!!!

From the catfacts API

say("catfact", "cat")
## 
##  -------------- 
## Cats have the largest eyes of any mammal. 
##  --------------
##     \
##       \
##         \
##             |\___/|
##           ==) ^Y^ (==
##             \  ^  /
##              )=*=(
##             /     \
##             |     |
##            /| | | |\
##            \| | |_|/\
##       jgs  //_// ___/
##                \_)
## 

Random quote

From the iheartquotes API

DOESN'T WORK RIGHT NOW

say("iheart", "chicken")

Long cat

From the a Boing Boing tweet on 2014-05-10

say("it's caturday", "longcat")
## 
## 
##  ----- 
##  it's caturday 
##  ------ 
##     \   
##      \
##     .ハ,,ハ
##     ( ゚ω゚)
##     |つ  つ
##     |    |
##     |    |
##     |    |
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##     |    |
##     |    |
##     |    |
##     |    |
##     |    |
##     U "  U
##         [BoingBoing]
## 

Grumpy cat

say('NO!', by='grumpycat')
## 
##    
##  -------------- 
##  NO! 
##  --------------
##     \
##       \
##         \
##       ハ _ ハ
##       ಠ X ಠ
## 
say('WOKE UP TODAY, IT WAS TERRIBLE', by='grumpycat')
## 
##    
##  -------------- 
##  WOKE UP TODAY, IT WAS TERRIBLE 
##  --------------
##     \
##       \
##         \
##       ハ _ ハ
##       ಠ X ಠ
## 
say('I HAD FUN ONCE, IT WAS AWFUL', by='grumpycat')
## 
##    
##  -------------- 
##  I HAD FUN ONCE, IT WAS AWFUL 
##  --------------
##     \
##       \
##         \
##       ハ _ ハ
##       ಠ X ಠ
## 

Bunny Holding a sign

say(by='signbunny')
## 
##  -------------- 
## Hello world! 
##  --------------
## (\__/) ||
## (•ㅅ•) ||
## /   づ
##           [nosig]
## 

Fish

say(by='fish')
## 
## 
##  ----- 
##  Hello world! 
##  ------ 
##     \   
##      \
##   ><((((º>  ><((((º>  ><((((º>  ><((((º>  ><((((º>
##       Kiyoko Gotanda
## 

R fortunes

say('fortune','cat')
## 
##  -------------- 
## The compuational ease with which an abundance of parameters can be estimated should not be allowed to obscure the probable unwisdom of such estimation from limited data.
##  Arthur P. Dempster
##  in "Covariance selection", Biometrics 28 (1), 157-175
##  March 1972 
##  --------------
##     \
##       \
##         \
##             |\___/|
##           ==) ^Y^ (==
##             \  ^  /
##              )=*=(
##             /     \
##             |     |
##            /| | | |\
##            \| | |_|/\
##       jgs  //_// ___/
##                \_)
## 

You can also pick a particular fortune by number or regex search - if the fortune parameter is not NULL you don't have pass anything to the what parameter (the 1st parameter)

say(fortune=100)
## 
##  -------------- 
## I'm not sure I'd trust any computer recommendation from 1976, no matter how famous the authors are.
##  Peter Dalgaard
##  after Samuel Edward Kemp cited a recommendation about nonlinear least squares computer programs from 'Box-Jenkins, 1976'
##  R-help
##  January 2005 
##  --------------
##     \
##       \
##         \
##             |\___/|
##           ==) ^Y^ (==
##             \  ^  /
##              )=*=(
##             /     \
##             |     |
##            /| | | |\
##            \| | |_|/\
##       jgs  //_// ___/
##                \_)
## 
say(fortune='whatever')
## 
##  -------------- 
## Justin: Is there a function that just does whatever I'm thinking (aka whatever my homework question is...)?
## Joshua Ulrich: That's the magic_pony function.
##  Justin and Joshua Ulrich
##  stackoverflow.com
##  June 2013 
##  --------------
##     \
##       \
##         \
##             |\___/|
##           ==) ^Y^ (==
##             \  ^  /
##              )=*=(
##             /     \
##             |     |
##            /| | | |\
##            \| | |_|/\
##       jgs  //_// ___/
##                \_)
## 

Trilobite

say("Hi there :)", by='trilobite')
## 
##   
##  -------------- 
## Hi there :) 
##  --------------
##     \
##       \
##         \
##           _____
##        .'` ,-. `'.
##       /   ([ ])   \
##      /.-""`(`)`""-.\
##       <'```(.)```'>
##       <'```(.)```'>
##        <'``(.)``'>
##    sk   <``\_/``>
##          `'---'`
## 

Shark

say('Q: What do you call a solitary shark\nA: A lone shark', by='shark')
## 
##     
##  -------------- 
## Q: What do you call a solitary shark
## A: A lone shark 
##  --------------
##     \
##       \
##         \
##               /""-._
##               .       '-,
##                :          '',
##                 ;      *     '.
##                  ' *         () '.
##                    \               \
##                     \      _.---.._ '.
##                     :  .' _.--''-''  \ ,'
##         .._           '/.'             . ;
##         ; `-.          ,                \'
##          ;   `,         ;              ._\
##           ;    \     _,-'                ''--._
##           :    \_,-'                          '-._
##           \ ,-'                       .          '-._
##           .'         __.-'';            \...,__       '.
##         .'      _,-'        \              \   ''--.,__  '\
##         /    _,--' ;         \              ;           \^.}
##         ;_,-' )     \  )\      )            ;
##              /       \/  \_.,-'             ;
##             /                              ;
##          ,-'  _,-'''-.    ,-.,            ;      PFA
##       ,-' _.-'        \  /    |/'-._...--'
##      :--``             )/
##   '
## 

Buffalo

say('Q: What do you call a single buffalo?\nA: A buffalonely', by='buffalo')
## 
##     
##  -------------- 
## Q: What do you call a single buffalo?
## A: A buffalonely 
##  --------------
##     \
##       \
##         \
##                    _.-````'-,_
##          _,.,_ ,-'`           `'-.,_
##        /)     (                   '``-.
##       ((      ) )                      `\
##         \)    (_/                        )\
##         |       /)           '    ,'    / \
##         `\    ^'            '     (    /  ))
##           |      _/\ ,     /    ,,`\   (  "`
##           \Y,   |   \  \  | ````| / \_ \
##             `)_/      \  \  )    ( >  ( >
##                        \( \(     |/   |/
##           mic & dwb  /_(/_(    /_(  /_(
## 

Clippy

say(fortune=59, by="clippy")
## 
## 
##  ----- 
##  Let's not kid ourselves: the most widely used piece of software for statistics is Excel.
##  Brian D. Ripley
##  'Statistical Methods Need Software: A View of Statistical Computing'
##  Opening lecture RSS 2002, Plymouth
##  September 2002 
##  ------ 
##     \   
##      \
##    __
##    / \
##    | |
##    @ @
##   || ||
##   || ||
##   |\_/|
##   \___/ GB

Yoda

say("You must unlearn what you have learned", by="yoda")
## 
## 
## 
##  ----- 
##  You must unlearn what you have learned 
##  ------ 
##     \   
##      \
##                    ____
##                 _.' :  `._
##             .-.'`.  ;   .'`.-.
##    __      / : ___\ ;  /___ ; \      __
##   ,'_ ""--.:__;".-.";: :".-.":__;.--"" _`,
##   :' `.t""--.. '<@.`;_  ',@>` ..--""j.' `;
##        `:-.._J '-.-'L__ `-- ' L_..-;'
##           "-.__ ;  .-"  "-.  : __.-"
##              L ' /.------.\ ' J
##              "-.   "--"   .-"
##              __.l"-:_JL_;-";.__
##          .-j/'.;  ;""""  / .'\"-.
##          .' /:`. "-.:     .-" .';  `.
##       .-"  / ;  "-. "-..-" .-"  :    "-.
##   .+"-.  : :      "-.__.-"      ;-._   \
##   ; \  `.; ;                    : : "+. ;
##   :  ;   ; ;                    : ;  : \:
##   ;  :   ; :                    ;:   ;  :
##   : \  ;  :  ;                  : ;  /  ::
##   ;  ; :   ; :                  ;   :   ;:
##   :  :  ;  :  ;                : :  ;  : ;
##   ;\    :   ; :                ; ;     ; ;
##   : `."-;   :  ;              :  ;    /  ;
##  ;    -:   ; :              ;  : .-"   :
##   :\     \  :  ;            : \.-"      :
##   ;`.    \  ; :            ;.'_..--  / ;
##   :  "-.  "-:  ;          :/."      .'  :
##    \         \ :          ;/  __        :
##     \       .-`.\        /t-""  ":-+.   :
##      `.  .-"    `l    __/ /`. :  ; ; \  ;
##        \   .-" .-"-.-"  .' .'j \  /   ;/
##         \ / .-"   /.     .'.' ;_:'    ;
##   :-""-.`./-.'     /    `.___.'
##                \ `t  ._  /  bug
##                 "-.t-._:'
## 

Endless horse

endless_horse()
## -----
## Hello world!
## ------
##    \
##     \
##      \
##       ,
##    _,,)\.~,,._
##     (()`  ``)\))),,_
##      |     \ ''((\)))),,_          ____
##      |6`   |   ''((\())) "-.____.-"    `-.-,
##      |    .'\    ''))))'                  \)))
##      |   |   `.     ''                     ((((
##      \, _)     \/                          |))))
##       `'        |                          (((((
##                 \                  |       ))))))
##                  `|    |           ,\     /((((((
##                   |   / `-.______.<  \   |  )))))
##                   |   |  /         `. \  \  ((((
##                   |  / \ |           `.\  | (((
##                   \  | | |             )| |  ))
##                    | | | |             || |  '   [endless.horse]
##                    | | | |             || |
##
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Using pipes

library("magrittr")
"I HAD FUN ONCE, IT WAS AWFUL" %>% say('grumpycat')
## 
##    
##  -------------- 
##  I HAD FUN ONCE, IT WAS AWFUL 
##  --------------
##     \
##       \
##         \
##       ハ _ ハ
##       ಠ X ಠ
## 
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