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Your mama's so fat that all her shell commands run in verbose mode. - @HenrikJoreteg

Your momma's so fat she returns an http 413 error: Request entity too large! - @boringgeek

I forked your mom last night, but then I had to rebase --hard. - @fritzy

Your momma's so fat that the probability that she's in an arbitrary point in a room is 1. - @scottferg

Your momma's so fat if she was a recursive function she would cause a stack overflow. - @scottferg