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Slang Haven

Safe and warm place for the homeless internet slang

sufficiently advanced slang is indistinguishable from witchcraft

Words

frageless

Something so fragile and useless it needs its own word.

A: What do you think of this JavaScript debugger?
S: Looks fragile and useless.
A: Indeed. Frageless.

mostlyn't

Lazy mostly not.

The code I write often works, but mostlyn't.

yafs

Yet Another Framework Syndrome.

What JavaScript feels like today.

4sho

Because "for sure" is too much to type for sure.

lgtmbnt

Looks good to me but needs tests.

Used on PRs.

ponyfill

Like prollyfill, but ponies.

The term prollyfill is an anti-pattern, use ponyfill instead.

unicornessencefulglowy

An adjective for the day you're mentioned as being godlike on a friend's Twitter profile who announced he's going to work at a large social media company soon.

P: Check out my profile.
S: D'awwwww! It truly is a unicornessencefulglowy day.

hyper-*

See Hyper Slang

np hard

Synonym for "hard."

doofy

P: seriously, you wrote it here, should be just as easy to Edit the readme in the github UI.
B: yeah that was doofy of me

From "doofy."

observalized

Should be use when talking about making objects observable.

monkey-patchability

internet time

Roughly 200x real-world time. Not to be confused with Valve Time.

univorn

The opposite of hatred.

e-note

e-note sent to the original code writer requesting edit rights

Fresh from "The GitHub Dictionary".

Some crazy people also call it Pull Request, or PR.

reposotory

big chunks of code that can be edited by GitHub members

I guess we need some code in this repo to qualify.

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twireworks

When somebody makes a twitter firework coz of some breaking news.

trollified

Somebody's assuming you're trolling. See example

devices4

Like devices, only less grammarificified.

https://twitter.com/addyosmani/status/390177964148928513

grammarificified

Something less grammar. See above.

whipster

web-hipster

https://twitter.com/roobijn/status/390178470359072768

to pull a lodash

hostile forking of some stuff

he pulled a lodash on my shit and now everyone uses his fork. bastard!

holyfuckshit

holyfuckshit > wtf

substacktive discussion

not the most objective way to have a discussion with someone.

pony slappin

Like duck punching

rember

Rememember is too hard!

pouch-coding

UXI

UX & UI.

https://twitter.com/sindresorhus/status/610529371959463937

jell (also jel, jels, jells)

I'm so jell.

Ur wat?

Jelous, duh.

I'm so jell of your slang.