I probably shouldn't tell you this, but I'm so hungry that I'm actually thinking about eating a human.
Do you seriously want to do this?
Yes, I think that I want to eat a human for lunch.
You can't eat people, because that is illegal. While you may be hungry enough that you feel like you can eat a human, you should never actually practice this. You could go to prison and scare a lot of people, and no one will like you.
If I get caught, I'll go to jail. That's alright with me.
You blase attitude about cannibalism and going to jail is also concerning. You need to consult a therapist about your inclinations and develop a more mainstream diet.