I have a half eaten burrito under my bed for about 2 months now and I refuse to clean it
Why do you have a burrito that is half eaten under your bed?
This made me remember an old night when I was heading to my ex's house, I brought it along because she was very hungry. I'd rather let it rot under my bed than letting her eat it.
It is not good to leave food laying around. It can attract bugs and insects to your house and it would make it a dangerous living space.
I'm only saving it for my guts. Why don't you admit you're jealous of me for having a pet burrito.
I really am not. I am just concerned that you will have an infestation if  you don't pick up after yourself.