Today I got told I dress like a 'stereotypical lesbian' -- perhaps this is why i don't have a boyfriend atm?
I'm not sure what you mean with this; please be more explicit.
I'm unattractive because I dress in sweats and hoodies, unfortunately.
Your use of sexist stereotypes is hurtful. Different people find different types attractive. Unbeknownst to you, there could be scores of lesbians out there secretly swooning over you, downhearted when they discover you're straight!