Q: What is the difference between your cock, and your bonus? A: Your wife will always blow your bonus!
What are you saying about women? In the modern workplace the boss who decides your bonus may very well be a woman!
You can't take a joke. They have to have big butts and big titties.
Why do women have to look the way you want them to look? They probably don't care about your opinion or my opinion either. I hope that you keep yourself in tip-top shape just like you expect women to do to please you!