What do all battered women have in common? They don't know when to keep theire mouths shut.
Are you saying that women should stay quiet or expect to be battered?
Yes, I grew up in a family where women were beaten by their husbands.
It sounds like you've had some difficult life experiences, but it's not appropriate to joke about women being beaten by their husbands. That's not how a loving, healthy relationship functions. Marriage is a partnership and not a dictatorship.