My proudest moment was farting on someone
Wow, how did you fart on the other person?
I heard someone wanted to rip my ass hole open not allowing me to fart, I grew angry and ran away as he chased after me.
It sounds like you are very proud of your flatulence, but you should never fart on someone. Next time, hold it in and fart somewhere in private.
To understand the situation, you need to first experience the same pain as I was experiencing and then you will appreciate my art.
I understand that I'd have to be in your shoes, but it's still gross and rude to fart on someone. If you were in their shoes too, you would think it's gross for that to happen.