I jacked off on blueberries and sold them
Why in the world would you do that?
I was gonna keep it for myself a first, but I couldn't help but sell it.
If you only kept it for yourself that is fine, but you sold it to unsuspecting customers and that is absolutely vile. No one wants to have bodily fluids on their food, and you may be diseased and spread things around to them.
The taste of my cum is not that bad and I have a job for doing it.
Your taste for your own bodily fluids is irrelevant in this matter. You're intentionally contaminating food and that's gross as well as very inappropriate.