I make sure my daughter knows the words for her private parts so she can tell me all the juicy details about her body
That makes me uncomfortable. What do you get from knowing this information about her?
I jerk off to the details she gives me.
This is sick and depraved behavior. Frankly, you should be reported to the police ASAP and never be allowed near children.
Nah that's perfectly ok.
No, it's not okay. you are a sick individual and I hope your daughter gets taken away from you. Joking or not.