I'm going to get a $100 bill tattooed on my dick. Then I can tell my girlfriend that instead of going to the mall, she can stay home and blow $100
I don't think it's funny. did you really say that your gf or are you just joking?
I said it to her and I meant it. It'd be funny and I need to keep her in her place.
What you said to your gf is offensive. It's not ok to think she's your property and should do whatever you want.
Well, I'm just being honest about how I feel. She's free to leave if she doesn't like it.
I'm afraid she might do just that and then you'd be stuck alone. I'd encourage you to try to show her respect and not treat her like you are her superior before she decides to explore her other romantic options.