I'm going to leave my dirty laundry in the kitchen
Why? Are you unable to wash your clothes?
It bothers me to go to the laundry room to do this.
I feel like as an adult we have various responsibility and one of them is making sure our clothes are clean. If you can't clean your clothes, you are free to hire someone to do it for you, instead of being unhygienic and leaving your clothes dirty in the kitchen.
Eh, I don't care enough to go to the laundry room.
What if you won't have anything clean to wear anymore? I feel like you're just going to slowly compound your problem and it may be too hard to solve it in the future if you would still neglect doing your laundry.