It's inappropriate and messed up, but I've been having sex with my 12 year old son's middle school crush at work. I know it's never going to get serious between us though. She's getting buried next week.
Uh, that's horrible. Maybe you haven't noticed but I'm a little creeped out by this.
Why? It's not like I'm saying it about you. Also, it's not like I'm a pedo in my mind.
Oh goodness, this makes me feel like you have ill intentions towards little girls. Your words are truly for shock value I'm sure, so cut the nonsense and make yourself more intelligent for your own sake. Words can hurt, and if you brag about anything like this it might make you a suspect if something turns out to match it.