Why did the child run away from the mirror? They saw me unzip my pants
Why would you joke about being a pedophile?
Cause kids like to look at dirty fuckers like me!
This joke is extremely cringe-worthy. I don't know why you think pedophilia is a laughing matter, but it's an extremely serious crime that severely traumatizes children. It's not cool to joke about it at all.
I was only playing with you. Hehe.
I can see that you find humor in the subject, but think about what will happen when people see you making jokes like this. At best, they will think you have bad taste, but at worst, they could think that you actually believe these things. It's best not to make such tasteless jokes.