I wanted to get high, so I snorted the flavor packet from a package of ramen noodles.
How on earth did you think you could get high from that?
I expected to feel like I get high from doing cocaine but it's just not the same. I was high on cheap noodles, which doesn't have the exact same effect.
Getting high is one of your passions. It is bad for you no matter what you use to get high with, and you were still probably high when you snorted the noodles. So next time just quit it altogether.
They tell you that cocaine is bad and it's a drug but they never really say anything about cheap noodles.
Well, unless it's medication specifically for putting up your nose, you can assume it's a bad idea to snort it. You'll have a healthier life if you follow that rule of thumb.