I trained my girlfriend using Pavlovian conditioning.
Does Pavlov even work on your girlfriend?
Sometimes, I think that conditioning is the key to successful relationships
Maybe your girlfriend is one step ahead of you and maybe just likes what you are doing and using operational conditioning to make you do whatever it is that you are doing? All joking aside, you shouldn't play psychological games with your girlfriend because the relationship isn't a game of mental chess.
You are so dramatic and I'm not even playing with her, stop assuming that I'm terrible just because I love my girl.
Conditioning your girlfriend is not the sign of a loving relationship. If you have an issue about power in your relationship you might want to talk to someone about it. It will be hard to maintain a healthy relationship otherwise.