I'm so freakin happy I called out of work
Why are you so happy about calling out of work?
I have a terrible hangover.
Not going to work because you're hungover is terribly irresponsible. When you're scheduled to go into work you shouldn't get drunk the night before, so that you're ready and able to go in. Next time you shouldn't drink so much.
Are you seriously lecturing me about drinking? Besides, I'm not that type of drunk...mentally.
I am giving you a lecture. Your work responsibilities should take precedent over having fun.