When I'm pissed I either turn into a cry baby or a crazy ass bitch! Or both! There's no in between!
You sound rather emotional.
All women are like this.
Women are all individuals just like men are and it's a hasty generalization to make the claim that they all behave in a certain manner and act illogically. You wouldn't want to be treated as if you were exactly like every other man so why do the same to women? If you think that women all act the same, it would be a good idea to spend time socializing with more women so that you can see first hand how different they can be and how each deserves to be treated like an individual.
Dude, I AM a woman. I'm gonna fart in your mouth if you don't stop telling me I'm wrong.
Whatever you say. Nevertheless, it's wrong to use gender stereotypes. Whenever you start a sentence with "All men..." or "All women...", start over because you're most likely overgeneralizing about gender.