My wife doesn't know, but I paid for a massage for my girlfriend.
I'm shocked by what you have said. What do you think about your actions?
Well I was joking. I'm actually doing it for my wife.
It's wrong to cheat on your wife or insinuate that you are cheating on her. It's best to think about ways to enhance your marriage.
My wife would deserve getting a massage.
It's great that you are thinking about what is best for your wife. Having a girlfriend would be devastating to your marriage and will only cause you tension.