Sometimes I like to imagine that there is a secret award ceremony called the Dumpies whenever I go #2.
Wow, I've never heard something like that before. What do you imagine happens at the Dumpies?
That's the problem, I don't know. Maybe they give out awards for going to the bathroom.
It is normal to fantasize about different scenarios. However, you should keep all of your bathroom activities private.
I probably won't share this anymore, but I'll still smile when I use my throne.
That's a good idea, because generally people are uncomfortable hearing about what others do in the bathroom. But if you want to imagine getting awards for it, then be my guest.