I'm going to loudly cuss out my family at a fancy restaurant
Why would you want to cuss out your family in such a public place?
I enjoy putting my family on the spot.
It's ridiculous and immature to start a conflict just for the sake of it. Show some humility.
Fuck that! I'm gonna stick to my guns and cause a major scene. That's what men do!
Being a man doesn't mean doing spiteful things to your family.