I don't think I'm not going to share toilet roll
Why aren't you going to share that around?
The fucking idiot always buys rolls of toilet paper that no other person can use
It's a toilet roll, why are you being so uptight about it? I get it's frustrating, but it's not worth a war over sharing or not sharing. Just leave the toilet roll in the holder and forget about it.
I'm going to use more toilet paper, so he runs out and he's forced to get a different roll for his own bathroom.
I think it's just best to forget this whole situation because it doesn't seem worth the energy to get worked up about toilet paper. How about just buying your own toilet paper, if he just wants his own, or attempt sharing it first? It could save some money.