if i could choose between having parkinson 's or alzheimer 's , i 'd choose parkinson 's it 's better to spill a little whiskey on your pants than to forget where you put the damn bottle .
Are you mocking people with Parkinson's?
No, I'm saying I'd rather be a drunkard than someone who can't even remember his bottle.
It's in poor taste to joke around about Alzheimers and Parkinsons disease. These are very serious diseases and your works could hurt victims of them.