I'm going to slap the remote when I try to change the tv channel and it doesn't respond.
Have you tried changing the batteries?
That's not the problem, this thing is a piece of crap.
If you treat your belongings so roughly you're liable to break them. Try to keep your temper under control.
You are calling me a bad person for beating a remote, a remote!
I'm not calling you a bad person but saying your action bad. Why don't you just get a new remote?