I pushed Jeff through our beautiful plate glass window
Thats horrible! Did the poor guy survive your attack?
Not much, but he probably should have.
Wow, I think you should apologize to him because it's never okay to want to push someone out a window and actually do it. It's very painful and damaging to the body.
It's all his fault for falling in front of the window.
But you admitted to pushing him, so I think it's just best to not try to cover it up and get him proper medical attention. It might be best to properly confess too, so everything goes smoothly in legalities.