What's blue and squirms on the ground? A baby with a plastic bag.
This joke is terrible.
How are you getting offended by this?
Why would you joke about an infant getting hurt or dying. That isn't funny at all and it's very wrong to say.
Watch, I'll make a few friends laugh with it.
It's insensitive to talk about deaths especially of infants. Use your sense of humor to make non-offensive jokes.