I hate my kids and resent my wife because of them
Are you serious? Did you want kids back when you were single?
No, I disliked the idea of them even then.
It is too bad you dislike your children and resent your spouse. You can't take children back, though, and resenting your spouse will cause your marriage to be contentious. Perhaps you should see someone to talk through your feelings so you don't take them out on your family.
Fuck that, I'm going to try and turn them against me.
You should not feel resentful of your family. You should try to learn how to appreciate and enjoy them.