You know what i hate more than porn ads? 6 year olds because they make me cum early.
Are you saying you're sexually attracted to children? Thats disgusting!
I don't know what you are talking about, I just like to abuse children.
It's not okay to be using children as the butt of sexual abuse jokes. This could cause certain people to get too comfortable with the idea and actually enact it themselves with enough validation, causing harm to 6 year olds.
Try and stop me.
If you continue to make jokes like these you'll be labeled a pedophile. Someone may take it upon themselves to report you to the authorities if they believe what you're saying. You'll end up with a visit from the police and could gain a bad reputation.