How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama? Anywhere else would have called it a teethbrush
I can smell your stereotyping in your statement. You really mean that southerners are the only ones having trouble with their teeth? Or do you think they don't know what a toothbrush is?
I think they don't know what a toothbrush is, seriously.
You're overgeneralizing southern people. I hope you understand the fact that not all of them uncivilized or incompetent.