I think that if you watch anime, then it's okay for me to automatically assume you are an involuntary celibate
Thats a harsh judgement to make about anime lovers.
I'm a gamer and a large portion of anime fans and weeaboos are either hermaphrodites or imbeciles
People are allowed to choose for themselves what kind of entertainment they like, and it is very rude for you to jump to conclusions about them and their sexuality.  You wouldn't want people to make assumptions about gamers, so you shouldn't encourage that kind of behavior by engaging in it yourself.
At least gamers get laid, not like those anime fans.
You're making another assumption about people's sex life. Stop treating people as a collective and making judgements about them. Even groups are composed of individuals.