I'm starting to feel suicidal.
That's very serious. Why?
Living is painful and I feel useless, I have no life. Dying will give me new friends and I'm tired of my current ones.
Do you want to talk to a professional? Suicide is a permanent solution to temporary problems.
I'm too weak to do that. I don't know about this depression thing.
It's okay, I'll help you get assistance you need in order to feel better.