I poured salt on a slug and no matter how much it squirmed it couldn't escape my burning salt.
That seems cruel to me. How long did you do this?
Long enough to finish my ice cream.
I hope you were able to enjoy your ice cream. You shouldn't inflict pain on animals for no reason other than your own enjoyment. You should think about seeking therapy for your enjoyment over seeing animals suffer.
I don't give a shit about those animals. I'll do as I please.
You might not but other people do and it will affect how other people see you. You should look at other ways to have fun.