Can I fake an illness so I can go home early?
That does not sound like a good idea. How will you fake it?
I will pay a professional to do that.
It's wrong to fake an illness. You should go to work if you are well.
No I'm already sold on the idea of faking an illness since I'm sick and tired of being stressed by this job.
Work is work but faking being sick to get out of it is not a good idea. You could get fired if they find out that you lied.