I have a coregasm every time I go to the gym
What do you mean by a coregasm?
I mean I'm a 29-year old guy. I go to the gym daily and show off how my body is becoming more fit every day.
That sounds like something that should be done in private. No one wants to see you exhibiting yourself so blatantly, even at a gym.
I don't give a shit. I don't want people to only see the other guys working out, I'm the hottest guy in there.
That seems like a pretty frivolous reason to be working out. You're not entitled infringe on others' enjoyment by showing off so much. Have you ever thought about how what you're doing makes others feel?