I filled our child's sippy cup with my favorite champagne and made him drink from it
Why do you think it is good to put your champagne in a sippy cup?
I always find him very annoying and the kid is just ruining my life, I am seeking for some revenge. It's hilarious also to me
It is not acceptable to let your child have your champagne. This could do them significant harm.
Jesus chill out and let it be, I would never let any alcohol go near the kid it was a joke.
Joke or not, wanting to give alcohol to a child can be extremely dangerous. They can't tolerate alcohol like adults, and it could damage their brain. If you are frustrated with your kind, why not take some time off for yourself instead, and have that champagne for yourself?