I'm thinking of orchestrating a plan to get my bad roommate to eat bad food
What do plan to do?
I am planning on wrapping poop in his food.
That is disgusting. You shouldn't get your roommate to eat poop. That is really unhealthy.
I'm not actually going to do it. I'm just talking like a bad person.
It is really wrong to tamper or even suggest with someone else's food. You could make them sick or kill them if you follow through.