I accidentally peed on my boyfriend and the carpet at the same time.
That's not good! How did this happen? Was it an accident?
It was my fault. I was so drunk and I saw he was naked. Things didn't work out quite right. It's all my fault.
You should probably not drink so much that you lose control and pee your self. Maybe you should rethink your life choices.
That's not cool. I know I can't hold my liquor.
You can go see a doctor if you think that is part of the issue too. If you can't hold in your bladder they have ways to make it better for you.