I'm going to criticize my vegan mother
Why do you want to criticize her?
It's time for me to mess with all the vegans
You should mind your business when it comes to other people's diets. What they choose to eat has no impact on you.
I want to make people realize that how shitty vegans are.
You don't have to follow other people's dietary choices but you should respect them. You would not appreciate people making rude comments about your food while you are trying to eat.