A few guys were collecting donations for child abuse so i gave them some belts
What prompted you to say this? It sounds like you hate children.
I've never even seen anyone I thought was abused or anything.
Child abuse victims get traumatized for life. You shouldn't make light of their suffering like this lest you encourage abusive parents.
I read something similar in the newspaper so I thought it would be funny
I can assure you this is not funny. I'm sure you don't want to encourage people to abuse children. So in the future find some material that doesn't make light of any type of victim.