I once pooped on my teacher's seat
Why on earth would you poop on her seat?
I didn't like that stupid bitch. She had lots of flaws.
It is rude and gross to poop on chairs. You should not be so disrespectful to a teacher, no matter what you think about her.
I wish other people too joined me in pooping on her chair. She is such a bitch and deserves it.
You are weirdly obsessed about pooping on a teacher's chair, and it's not a good thing to get hung up on. You ought to learn to just move on, she won't be your teacher forever.