I played the guitar naked on the street
Why did you chose to play the guitar naked?
I wanted to have a funny story to share with others.
That can be indecent exposure and you could get arrested for it. Try wearing a silly costume to draw attention instead of being naked.
Being naked gets way more attention.
You will be arrested if you garner too much attention like that. There are children outside as well who do not need to see someone naked at all.