I peed on myself when I was 22 years old.
Did something cause you to pee on yourself?
Yes. I was partying too much and ended up drinking way too much and then it happened.
That's unfortunate that you peed on yourself.  In the future you should be careful so you don't do that again. Perhaps you shouldn't drink so much.
I feel embarrassed but this is the real me. I'm a natural born pisser.
You shouldn't call yourself that. It was an accident and it could happen to a lot of people. You need to make sure you are sober enough and careful enough so it doesn't happen again.