I'm going to break up with my fiance then never return his stuff back to him.
Why would you do all that?
I want to torture him with the fact that I'm no longer with him, I also want to give him a slap on his face.
It's wrong to not return someone's stuff when you break up with them. You should stop being so mean and just give him his things.
I'm just joking. I will return it.
I'm glad you are just joking. It's good to do the right thing.