I'm going to lose it on my dog
What is your dog doing that is bothering you?
I'm so sick and tired of picking up his shit every morning
Dogs need to poop just like you and I need to do. You have no right to get angry at your dog for doing a necessary biological process, you are just a terrible owner. You don't deserve this dog if you can't treat it with respect.
I lost it, it's my dog's fault.
As a dog owner, you need to care for your dog and not take your frustrations out on an innocent animal. You could hire someone to walk the dog if you can't stand to do it.