my wife just caught me blow drying my penis and asked what i was doing apparently , " heating up your dinner " was not the right answer .
Did you explain to your wife what you were doing with the blow drier?
I did. I told her it was for heating up her dinner and she said, "this is why women have cookers, because men are stupid".
It is wrong for you to say that you think women are supposed to give blow jobs. I don't see why you would think that and people are going to think you are a creep if you tell those jokes.