What do you think about me taking my kid fishing and turning him into bait?
It's pretty extreme to resort to turning your kid into bait. Why would you do this?
I wouldn't be forced to do this if it were not for the fucking government
It's immoral to use your child as bait. Your child could be harmed in the process or worse. If someone found out you'd be reported to social services or even the police.
I don't care, the world needs to be a little bit more pessimistic anyway.
You won't just make the world more pessimistic, but also go to jail and become a national news headline where everyone judges you as a horrible father. You should just take your son fishing and teach him how to fish, instead of try hurting him.