I'm going to get back late from bowling since my wife made me sleep on the couch.
What do you think about sleeping on the couch?
It's okay because it's comfy.
Instead of being comfortable sleeping on your couch, maybe you should fix the problem before it gets worse. Coming home later than you said might lead to more conflict and tension in your home.
I don't care what she feels, I'm not a girl and I can do whatever I want. And she is the one that made me sleep on the couch.
You may not care how she feels now, but you may when she becomes angrier at you. When you're in a relationship, you have to consider the feelings and perspective of your partner. Instead of disrespecting her by coming home late, you should try to solve your conflict before she leaves you.