So I got sick and tired of my wife's family not listening at our dining table when they visited so I did something about it.
I'm afraid to ask. So what did you do?
I silenced them with a duct tape and tied them up.
Please tell me you're joking!
Why? They're her family and they needed to shut they're big fat mouths.
I can't believe I have to tell you this, but you're likely going to wind up in jail for assault, sentenced to anger management classes, and hit with a big fat fine. Did I mention the civil suits the family is certain to file? Dude, try talking things out next time.