Sometimes, when I'm at my lowest, I find myself wishing that my Dad had pulled out. It's always super messy when I go to poop later.
Is that supposed to be about child abuse?
What, you didn't learn about your father from his poop?
Child sexual assault can be extremely damaging to children and affect their whole lives. Making light about it can be hurtful, just like you would be hurt if people made a joke about something that caused you pain.