I knew I saw coupons in the mailman's hand. I opened up my neighbor's mail and cut out coupons for later use
Coupons are serious business for you huh? What made you think it was okay to steal your neighbor's mail?
I'll just say, I think you are overdue to receive your mail, My friend.
Taking someone else's mail is a crime, and completely unethical. If your neighbor has coupons they're not using, ask them for them without stealing.
Nah, it's just coupons.
Even taking just coupons from the neighbor's mail is theft. Next time you want some extra coupons just kindly ask the neighbor if you can have them. Most people will gladly let you have them.