I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He said it was the most violent novel he ever read.
I don't know if that is a joke or if you are being serious?
I am just joking. I didn't get my friend a gift.
I don't think it's nice to make a joke about a blind person hurting himself on a cheese grater. No blind person would confuse a cheese grater with a novel. I think many blind people would find that joke to be really offensive.
It's just a joke, man.
These jokes makes it harder for able-bodied people to take the struggles of the disabled seriously. Don't make them.