My property is saying, "Its not working anymore. Lets break up."
I'm worried about you. Are you in a bad condition? You can actually think women are property?
Sure man, I had too much alcohol last night and broke my iPad screen. But what's your worry. I own my women like every decent guy around.
It is not the right thing to think women are your property. How you worded it makes you look like you think women are slaves, this is hurtful to them too. Maybe that is why she wants to break up, so stop acting like a drunken slave driver and she will come back to you again.
No, you are a hypocrite, I was kidding and look you are ganging up on me when I'm saying stuff.
It doesn't matter if you are joking or not, thinking that way has to stem from some prejudices you already have. Women are definitely not property and deserve to be equal to men. Don't you want to be in a loving and happy relationship?