I'm going to really enjoy shooting the puppy.
What a bad thing to say. What joy would you recieve from such an action?
Oooh, don't ask me that. Just think of the adrenaline I'll feel when I see its cute puppy face just before the bullet hits it.
That you would have any positive reaction to harming an otherwise healthy puppy says a lot about you. Suffice to say, you are in serious need of mental health services.
Don't worry about me, it's just a puppy. Also we did use to be very poor so we had to eat them.
You should never harm an animal, especially a puppy. You are a very evil person and should get arrested for that terrible act.