How about I just farted on my dog? The stink woke him up.
That seems inappropriate. Did your dog react negatively?
Yes, he doesn't like having that locker room stench approaching his face
I think it is rude to do that to your dog when you know he doesn't like it. We should be try to be kind to our pets.
My dog's like me. He's a loser that embraces his loserness.
But don't you think passing gas on your dog is mean? You should respect your pets and not do such things to them.