I'm a filthy wifi bandit
Why do you consider yourself a wifi bandit?
I don't care about copyright laws.
It's understandable that you may not be able to afford your own Wifi, however you should avoid stealing other's wifi when possible. Instead, you should go to the library, an internet cafe, or another location that provides free wifi with no potential consequences.
Wi-Fi should be free anyway.
I agree with you, but you can't steal other's wi-fi that they have paid for. It's theft.