I left my homework sitting on the kitchen table
Why do you think that I need to know this?
Well I left my homework there so I didn't have to do it.
What a bummer since it was due today. You should really work on bringing in the assignments on the day they are due.
I'm self regulated and I manage my time well. It's your fault for giving me a due date.
Due dates are there for a reason. I think that you should remember to bring the assignments on the day they were due.