Lately I've been having the urge to make my father honey and bourbon alcoholic drink, main reason is because he is in fact an alcoholic.
Why would you give him alcohol if he's trying to avoid it?
I'm evil and wicked, what did you expect?
You need to be more supportive and not give into their crutches. Its not nice to do things to hinder his recovery.
I don't like being helpful and it makes me happy to bring him down.
Intentionally hurting your father by ruining his sobriety is really hurtful to him. You gain nothing by doing this, even though you say it makes you happy. If you have feelings of causing harm to other people I would recommend seeking therapy.