When we're both driving I am going to tailgate you and change lanes to allow you to pass as slow as possible because that's how spiteful I am.
Why do you want to be so spiteful to me?
I'll tell you one thing, I don't like you.
I don't care if you don't like me, you are being a spiteful idiot consumed with road rage. You are endangering me, yourself, and hundreds of other people on the road. Have you heard of the story of the angry tailgater that prevented someone dying from reaching the hospital, because that is you.
I'm not angry. I'm having a good time. It's always fun to make slow drivers wait at red lights
You're acting with roadrage even if you believe it is funny or upsetting, it is the act of being crazy on the road that is dangerous and not how your feelings are. You could kill someone being this way.