I'm planning to mug people who are too drunk to drive home.
It is good that you are on the look out for drunk drivers. Mugging them may not be a great idea though my friend.
Nah, I like making other people nervous.
Calling the drunk people a cab or uber would make you a hero! This would also be a little more realistic than mugging them.
I would rather have their money.
Understand that it is a crime to rob someone whether they are drunk or not. I would hate to see you have to go to jail for doing something like that.