I want to throw a rotten, moldy and inedible tomato at Jerry for no reason.
What's wrong with Jerry? Why do that to him?
Why should I tell you?
It just doesn't seem like throwing a tomato at Jerry would solve any issues. If you are having problems with him, you should talk to him instead of throwing a tomato at him. That way you can both work through the issues and improve your relationship.
I'm going to throw that fucking tomato at Jerry, don't provoke me.
Please, calm down a bit. Throwing things at him is never going to solve anything, rather it would provoke him instead to possibly retaliate at you. Why not just tell him what's bothering you, instead of hurting him or his property?