what are your thoughts on me wanting to be assaulted by the police?
Are you joking? Why do you want that?
There is apparently an attractive cop at my school.
You shouldn't wish harm for yourself, and even if you were to get in trouble with the police, they shouldn't assault you. If you think this person is attractive, you should try and get their attention in other ways, like talking to them when they're off duty.
I just really want him to cuff me!
This is a really serious desire that could have long term authoritarian issues on you. Have you ever considered role playing instead of forcing this cop to do something that would make him lose his job and you end up in jail?