Children are like TF2 sentries. The harder you beat them, the more they work.
That's disgusting. What are you trying to say with this statement?
I'm saying that children should be beaten
Beating children is abusive. It teaches them fear and anger, not the skills required to live a happy, well-adjusted life. Have you considered family counseling?
Violence solves everything.
No it doesn't, and it has been proven that treating children with violence actually can push them into being bad instead of teaching them that bad is wrong. You shouldn't hit a child under pretty much any circumstance, and I hope you know this now.