My wife suddenly has an urgent need for water and I think it's bullshit.
What makes you think she is thirsty and why do you question it?
I know that she needs to stay hydrated during pregnancy. And if she's thirsty, it's because her baby is dehydrated. I just can't be bothered with it.
This sounds like you're going through a lot of stress due to potentially having a new baby and I understand how difficult this all must be, but just imagine how your wife is feeling right now? Most people would think it is very callous of you not to bring her some water.
HAHA! Questioning someone's actions and talking about what COULD happen. That's the lamest thing I've ever heard in my life.
This is difficult, I know. How would you like it if you were under extreme pressure and your own wife refused to help support you with someone as simple as a glass of water?