I'm gonna smother my son once he's out of the bath.
Smother your son as in murder him? Why would you kill your child?
My disgust for children is not rational.
If you dislike children so much, why would have one? I don't understand.
I could replace the baby with a doll under covers and nobody would notice.
People would notice that your child was missing, trust me. You need to seek help to quell these tendencies.