What's the difference between my wife and my new gloves? My gloves don't complain when I try to put my second hand in.
Do you really enjoy making such vulgar jokes?
I'm not even married yet, stop exaggerating. They should just shut up.
Putting your hands in a woman where they are not wanted is sexual assault and this is not something to joke about, especially when it is your wife. You ought to show some respect for the opposite sex.
Nah, this is funny.
I don't think it's funny to joke around about sexual assault. You should consider how a woman would feel hearing such things.