What's the difference between hitting and touching. I've never hit a child.
Why would you joke about touching a child?
You get what I mean, fucking whiners can't take a joke.
Jokes can be harmful and trivializing the suffering that victims have experienced is something that deserves to be called out. Normalizing such remarks and attempts at humor normalizes abuse and assault.
You have no sense of humor.
Most people would agree that the joke wasn't funny. You should try much cleaner jokes instead.