I have tremendous gas when I eat met-rx bars. What should I do?
Sounds like that could be painful. Do you still eat tons of them?
Actually, I ate a lot of them on purpose before going on a date.
You probably shouldn't be eating things that give you that much gas.  You definitely shouldn't be eating things that give you that much gas before going on a date, assuming you want the date to go well!
It's going to go great, I know it.
Doesn't the gas make you uncomfortable? Would you really enjoy a date feeling that way? I wouldn't eat things that give you bad gas right before a date unless you're trying to sabotage it.