I'm thinking of taking a mighty swing at the goose with my golf club.
Why would you do such a terrible thing to an animal?
I keep chasing this goose out of my backyard and yet it comes back again and again.
It's never good to interfere with animals in a violent way. What if someone sees you and they report you to the authorities?
Yeah, I don't think that the authorities would be devastated if this goose dies.
Attacking a goose just because it wanders through your yard is cruel and an overkill response. Try to accept that animals and you are to live together and share natural spaces rather than trying to control the natural way of things.