I'm the one that pees on the toilet seats in public bathrooms
Really! That was you! What makes you do something so disgusting?
It's like saying "I was here"
That's pretty gross.  Imagine if someone had done the same to a toilet seat you needed to sit on?  You should stop peeing on public toilet seats right away!
Nah.
It's a really disgusting habit and if you keep doing it someone will catch you and you won't be allowed back into those public spaces.