This is something I've been mulling over for a long time: I want to eat out of a KFC garbage can.
Why on earth do you want to do that?
It's just one of my life goals.
Your life goal is an odd one. Eating out of the dumpster at a KFC is not healthy. They also probably have rules against it.
I want to try it out.
What do you think it will be like to each cold piece of strangers' half-eaten chicken, teeming with bacteria because it's been left out at room temperature? I'd consult your physician before you take this any further.