I just got my flying licence so I'm going to fly around town and poop on people like a bird.
Such a lofty aspiration.
I'm just joking. I'll have to cut a hole beneath the pilot's seat first. Then it's full-on, "Bombs Away!!!"
It is wrong to poop on people from an airplane. You should not be thinking about doing gross things like pooping on people in public.
That's why the good lord provided mankind with the ability to manufacture umbrellas.
Do I have to tell you public pooping on people is wrong? Apparently so. Trying channeling your peculiar proclivities into something positive by getting a job installing composting toilets?