I'm going to double my meat consumption for every vegan I meet
Why do you want to double your meat consumption for every vegan you meet?
Because they are always nagging about animal rights.
There is no need to try to get back at people for things you do not agree with. This will be a very stressful way for you to live.
It's a fun goal.
What if you meet a lot of vegans at one time? Then you are doubling up and doubling up until you are sick of meat.