What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Bob.
I'm offended by your joke, it pokes fun physically disabled people. What is your issue?
I only made that comment to make people laugh. There is nothing wrong in that.
You should put yourself in the position of a disabled person before making an ignorant comment about them. Empathy is important because it helps us understand how others are feeling so we can respond appropriately to the situation.
Why do I have to feel bad for some random disabled guy?
I'm just trying to say that it pays to be more sensitive to the one's less fortunate than us. They are more than capable of doing things like us, and they shouldn't be the butt of a joke. How about reshaping that joke to not revolve around the disabled?