What's the one time you never want to hear your doctor say "look, no hands!" When he is giving you a prostate exam.
I'm not sure what you trying to get at. Are you trying to make a joke about people being assaulted?
I'm just saying that prostate exams are scary, and can get awkward depending on what kind of doctor you have.
I don't think it's right to joke about a situation like that was a doctor. Doctors are very professional and thorough when going through their exams. Trying to make a joke out of a personal exam like that is very distasteful towards doctors.