My wife hasn't said a word to me in 6 days. I love keeping her in the basement.
Why, what did she do to make you act this way? I'm really concerned about how your wife is being treated.
Well, I'm married to her and she hasn't spoken to me or whatever, so that's that.
Making a joke about keeping your wife imprisoned in the basement is wrong and inappropriate as it furthers the notion that women are property meant to be controlled by men. Women should be independent and be able live their lives as they please since they are people just like everyone else. Why not be more supportive of the women in your life so that they can go on and be successful and make you proud?