Do you know that I am in the part of north Carolina where there are shark attacks happening? I kind of want to be the next one
Oh my god. What's wrong? How could your life be so bad that you would want to get bitten by a shark?
I feel like a victim of life.
I understand your pain, but wanting to die from a shark attack doesn't solve anything. Talk to someone about your pain and work on getting your life together with others help.
I'm going to eat a shark then.
Don't joke around because you mean a lot to me. I don't want you to feel this way because life has so much more to offer. If you are depressed and suicidal, please seek professional help because you owe it to yourself to try.