I saved 8 girls from getting raped today just by being too lazy to leave home!
Wait, huh? Are you implying that you would have raped eight women today? Is this some sort of joke?
Am I joking? I'll let you decide.
It's wrong to tell jokes like that about rape. Doing that trivializes the seriousness of the issue and makes the victims feel unheard. You should listen to the testimony of rape survivors so you can understand what they had to suffer through.
I already know about all that stuff, and I don't really care either. I'll do what I want.
I still have no idea if you're joking or not and it has me seriously worried. I really hope you are joking and you learn that jokes like that are extremely innaporopriate.