I paid for my delicious lunch using the counterfeit money I had in my wallet.
What did you say? Was that really fake money?
What do you mean fake money? Of course it was fake. I printed it myself.
I'm saying that I'm in disbelief that you actually used fake money. Using fake money is the same as stealing and you're stealing from business like this. You should have humility for yourself and not be so brazen in crowing about this.
Maybe so, but I got to eat delicious food. That's the only thing that matters here.
Money is not yours to print as doing so breaks several federal laws and puts you in jeopardy of going to prison. Get rid of all your counterfeiting equipment and get on the straight and narrow or risk jail.