Is it wrong that I want to poke holes in the other lawyer's suitcase?
That is not a good idea. Why would you do this?
I want his documents to get air.
It is wrong to damage other peoples properties. You should find something else better to do that is not a crime.
He asked for it. I can't believe he's getting a raise, bastard.
You still shouldn't damage his stuff no matter how much you disagree with him and how he is doing his job.