I just cumshat into my own mouth
Why did you do that? On purpose?
Yea, practice makes perfect.
That is something I don't want to hear. That's sickly depraved and not something to share!
You are butthurt because no one wants to date you or whatever other social rejection you faced.
I'm doing quite well socially, so stick to your own self interests. No one wants to hear about your sexual explorations, so keep it private and don't share it unless asked.