I don't have a single problem in my life, how do you feel about that!
Nothing? No problems at all?
Everything is great! Not a care in the world!
I'm happy everything is going great for oyu but bragging about it isn't cool. There are a lot of people who aren't lucky enough to have no problems try not to make them feel worse by bragging about your life.
Haha, yeah I guess you're right.
It's awesome that your life is going well! And you seem understandably excited, just don't rub it in other peoples faces. That's a sure fire way to make enemies.