I can't stop stealing from my job
I hope you are joking about this. Why are you stealing from your job?
Well, I don't feel guilty when I do it, because I deserve it.
I hear what you're saying, but I need to say that it is very wrong to steal from others, especially at work. You should feel bad about it and stop doing that. Otherwise you might get caught and end up in jail.
I love how you bring up jail since it's something that happens to black people.
Anyone who steals from their job could end up in jail if the the employer presses charges. Don't you want to have a clean criminal record?