I just cumshat into a plant
That is revolting, why did you ejaculate into a plant?
I was horny.
That is really gross to cum into a plant. You should do that in your own room and into a piece of paper.
I'm a cumwhale.
There's no excuse for such weird behavior. Do the deed in your own privacy and into a tissue, definitely not in a public spot or into someone else's possessions.