I'm sitting here on my phone high as kite and my mother in law is talking to me and I'm not paying attention to her?
Are you kidding me? Why aren't you paying attention to your mother in law?
I'm high and I don't really know what I'm doing.
It's not good to let drugs interfere with your family relationships. You shouldn't use drugs when your mother in law is trying to talk to you, because she deserves your respect.
Curse you! High me!
Don't be surprised when your relationship with her suffers over time.