I really wish I had an eating disorder
How could you? Why do you want to have an eating disorder?
This table looks delicious and I want to eat it.
Eating disorders can do a lot of damage to your health. Poor nutrition can contribute to stress, tiredness, and the risk of developing some illnesses and other health problems.
I really want to try to eat a table though... for some reason I'm really craving it. But I'm scared it could be poisonous.
I really think it's wise to go ahead and see a doctor, because wanting to eat a table and thinking it's poison doesn't seem very right. It would be best to learn proper nutrition from a nutritionist too. Your body will be able to function better that way.