What's the difference between a five year old girl and a condom One doesn't cry when you put your dick in it and nut
I can see from these words that you actually try to put your sex organs into a child's body.  Is that really what you mean to say?
I just mean there is no difference between a girl that age and a condom you don't have to worry about the condom putting up an argument
Even making jokes about the harm that children suffer when subjected to sexual abuse is harmful to the victims.  However, the statement I read above suggests that you are actually engaging in these practices.  If, as I hope, you meant this as a joke, you should be aware that people might actually believe you, and take action against it happening again.