A woman saw me at a condom machine the other day. She said "you're optimistic". Then I said "no, I'm just stronger than you."
What are you implying about your sexual urges with this statement?
I have never raped a woman.
Your response here doesn't sound convincing when your joke implies that you would sexually abuse a woman. Sexual abuse is not a laughing matter. Would you want someone making jokes about you getting raped by someone else?