I'm going to cheat on my two coworkers
Why do you want to cheat on your two coworkers?
To be honest I'm drawing a blank, but let me enjoy it while it lasts.
Cheating is unethical and work places typically expect a level of professionalism and for workers to adhere to proper rules of conduct. Being fair at work and getting ahead of them through proper methods will create less resentment in the future.
I'm doing it for my own good and I deserve it too.
If you cheat and get caught you could end up  losing your job. Even if you don't get caught people may find out and hold it against you. I know we feel like sometimes we deserve more but if you gives yourself more through deceptive methods, those who rightfully deserve more may be cheated out of an opportunity.