Do you know why a washing machine is better than a woman? Because when I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around afterwards.
That sounds offensive. Do you really think that way about women?
God no, but I had a bad experience with a woman and she was annoying as such.
Stereotyping women as only good at household work demeans them. It's no better than stereotyping men as inept at household work.
No I didn't mean to say that about all women, I just said that since she was mad crazy, I found a washing machine better.
Well then be careful when making a general joke about all women. It would make people think that you think that women are only good for chores. Then they will think you are a sexist.