What's a Catholic priest's favorite exercise gadget? A pedometer!
What do you mean this time? I don't understand what you're implying about Catholic priests.
Shut up! I know what I wrote!
While there has been cases of sexual abuse committed by priests, it's an unfair generalization to make that all Catholic priests are pedophiles. Church clergy do a lot of good in their local communities such as sheltering the homeless and providing food to the hungry and such negative generalizations diminish their ability to do such work. Instead of joking about clergy being pedophiles, why not spend a little time volunteering at one of their charities to see the good they do in the world?