How would you feel if I told you that I was 10 or 11 and I shat my pants and threw my boxers into my neighbor's backyard over the fence?
Are you serious? What in the world were you thinking to throw something like that there?
I was in a lot of pain because my balls fell through the gap in the saddle
Even though you were a kid and could do stupid things, that was especially stupid and hazardous. Human excrement is highly toxic and is a bio hazard, you potentially killed their plants or could have made them sick. There is no excuse for bringing them into such harm.
I thought it was funny, but I'm in shock you don't find this funny.
It's not funny because it can disgusting and people could have gotten sick from your actions. Granted you were a kid so I guess it's expected that kids would do silly stuff like that.