The difference between Jesus in person and a picture of Jesus? It only take one nail to hang a picture
I'm really uncomfortable with your analogy of Jesus.
It's just a joke man.
Jokes are fun, but the punchline of your offensive statement is inappropriate, counterproductive, and potentially hurtful to those that are of the Christian faith. Hiding a hateful comment behind a joke only serves to cover up the underlying anger and motivating feelings are still there.