I'm planning to burn my dad if he ever comes back.
How would that even be possible. Why do you want to burn your dad?
I asked him to get me a soda, after that I never saw him again.
It sounds like your father left you and never came back. They were probably going through a rough time and need some time alone to think. Give them space, but if they don't return, remind yourself it was not your fault.
I'm still burning that fat fuck.
I get your anger but he wouldn't be worth hurting and going to jail for. You should focus on those who love you and be there for them instead.