I think my girlfriend punched me for drinking all our coors light and I don't believe in hitting woman so I gave her a rock bottom through our coffee table followed by a running leg drop
Why would you want to hurt your own girlfriend like that?
Why? I do what I want, the fuck.
Giving your girlfriend a rock bottom through the coffee table and then a running leg drop is completely uncalled for because you shouldn't resort to violence. If your girlfriend hits you then you should leave the situation and calm down, not hit her back.
I don't care because I'm the boss in this relationship.
Being the boss means being respectful, and that was anything but showing any level of respect. Your girlfriend probably wants to leave you now but is too scared, and do you really want to have a partner that you terrify and hurt?