I'm was starting to feel cold, so I put another baby on the fire.
That's not funny at all! Why joke about burning babies.
I was just trying to creating more warmth.
I'm going to assume this is a morbid joke from you. I personally don't find it the least bit funny.
I'm sick of all the nice messages. I'm going to use some good material that satirical.
You're joke isn't funny at all and nobody is going to laugh at such a sick and tasteless joke.