I'm going to inconvenience my friends
Why would you do that to your friends?
I will do anything to spite my best friend.
It's rude to purposely inconvenience anyone, and doing it to people who are your friends doesn't sound like it's a respectful friendship. If you keep doing that, he may not be your best friend for much longer.
It's just a joke and we are best friends always do that to themselves.
Just make sure you have the understanding of making up when things go bad. Sometimes we go overboard on jokes and end up hurting people.