If I give a cripple a blowjob. Does it count as eating vegetables?
What? Do you think that of all disabled people, even my disabled friend?
Let's say she is retarded - sure, I'd do her for a bowl of vegetable soup!
People with disabilities are very capable and it is hurtful to think they are like vegetables. You could become disabled later in life due to an accident or disease and you would not like it if people suddenly thought you were now a vegetable.
That would have to be a very delicate bone to fracture then though.
You're making such terrible jokes, don't you think so? People may think that you're being a really annoying person by talking bad about those who can't defend themselves.