I'm going to get a lot of satisfaction from falsifying my paperwork.
Why are you falsifying paperwork?
I found a way to get rid of my girlfriend by doing it.
You shouldn't lie in order to get out of a relationship. If you want out you should just tell her.
Haha, it's ok. I can keep the satisfaction I will get from doing this.
If you keep behaving like this, people are going to see through it. Nobody will ever trust you so don't lie to your girlfriend just to get rid of her.