My crush doesn't attend my football matches anymore. Then again, I am in prison and she is dead.
Why would you say such a horrible thing about your crush?
She was a slut anyway and she got what she deserved.
You shouldn't make jokes about someone dying, especially not someone that you care about. You should think about not saying these things about her unless you're okay with alienating a lot of the women in your life and being alone.
It's cool, I have a lot of people that enjoy my sense of humour.
That poor girl deserves to rest in peace. Maybe find something else to joke about.