I once shot my dog with a rubber band because it's cute when he cuddles me when he's scared.
What made you shoot your dog with a rubber band?
He was so annoying with his constant barking in the morning.
It is unacceptable for you to harm your dog. Instead you should properly train him if your not okay with his behavior.
Screw you! I can do what I want to my dog and nobody can tell me otherwise.
Even if it is your dog, you aren't just allowed to hurt him because you want. You still need to treat your dog correctly.