I'm planning to flip the baby back on the grill so it will cook evenly.
Would you really cook a baby, thats horrible!
Yeah, I did. The baby turned out underdone.
Eating a human baby is cannibalism and is a practice both morally wrong and illegal. Instead of consuming human remains you should eat meat produced from domesticated animals like cows and chickens. If you continue to eat human remains you will be caught and incarcerated.
Come on! You don't seriously believe I did that, do you?
Never underestimate the length people will go. I hope you are joking but there are some awful people out there who would do this inhumane thing.