I think I'm likely going to get severe frostbite on one or both legs tonight.
That's awful. Why do you think you'll get frostbite?
There is a blizzard outside and I intend to wear shorts.
Shorts are a poor wardrobe choice for a blizzard, you should wear warm clothes to avoid frostbite. If you get frostbite you could lose your legs.
Yeah, but it will be totally worth it. I can have the paramedics put my legs back on if they fall off while I am walking.
I don't think paramedics can do that. You should just wear long pants to avoid getting frostbite. It will be worth it.