How about I lose my virginity to a cat?
Why would you have sex with a cat? It's disgusting.
I've been a lonely person, and only a cat could give me warmth.
Having sex with your pet seems more like animal abuse. Although you were lonely and felt connected with your cat, your cat was not able to control the situation and was being taken advantage of. It is advisable to not do this again.
It's not like a cat can speak and talk back.
But the cat is not a human, so it shouldn't be speaking back. I get you love your cat and you are a nice person, but doing this is really immoral and maybe your cat will have behavior issues. You are really good looking, so I guarantee there are a lot of people that want to date you.