Don't get a woman, get a dog. They are loyal and they die sooner
That really sounds offensive to me. This is what you believe, yes?
Not really, it's just a joke.
I do love animals and I do love dogs in general, so I understand where you are coming from. But I do not like that you're comparing women and dogs as that can be very offensive to women and can sound very sexist. I suggest that you go ahead and get a dog if you really want, but don't compare them to women as they are not on the same category.