I blatantly stole the I.T. guy's keys
That's not good, why did you steal his keys?
Because I wanted to look and feel like a bad ass and did something actually naughty
It is not good to steal things. This must have really inconvenienced the person that needed their keys.
I actually love bad karma, you know like when you hurt people that seeking retribution
I feel very concerned with what you are saying as it is never okay to hurt or harm people, or to like to have bad karma. Stealing things from others are wrong and harming people is also wrong, so I hope you don't do those things anymore. If you were in their position, you also wouldn't want to be stolen from or hurt, right?