I'm a vegan. Oh but I also eat animal products.
How can you call yourself a vegan if you do that?
Because living in this world without cruelty can be so complicated.
You are lying when you say that then and you shouldn't misrepresent yourself like that. People aren't going to believe you if you keep doing that.
Being vegan is just a joke. Why don't you try to be a little more fun?
For vegans, being vegan is not a joke. You should respect their belief and stop trying to misrepresent yourself. It will make it harder for them to have somebody say they are and not follow a vegan diet since people you know will misunderstand vegans.