Don't tell anyone, but I've been pooping in the same yard for over five years now.
You have to be kidding. Why are you pooping in someone's yard?
I just can't help myself.
Its natural to want to evacuate your bowls, but its disgusting to relieve yourself in someone's yard. Whoever owns the yard will be forced to clean up after you and if you get caught, you could be criminally charged.
That's the idea. I'm an idiot, lmao.
I don't know what to say, because you seem to realize that going to the bathroom in someone's grass is completely unacceptable. I hope you come to your senses and stop.