I'm having really suicidal thoughts right now.
I'm worried about you. Where are these thoughts coming from?
I'm just really pissed off with my life.
Being suicidal is not a good way to be, I'm sure you know that. You've got to get some help so that you can get through this.
I'm a bit mad now that you say that. I'm going to think about this again.
I'm sorry I angered you, I'm just concerned and want you to be okay. Don't you think it would be a good idea to try to get therapy for this? You have a lot to live for, and you might miss out on many wonderful things.