I made money on a stock by illegitimate means
How did you make money on a stock?
I got insider information.
It is good to make money but it is not good to make money using information you got from someone else and it is not good to lie about it. It could get you sent to prison.
Bitch, I don't care. I think it was fine.
It isn't fine. It is insider trader and you definitely could go to jail for it.