I'm a disgusting monster who discards my boogers via my dogs appetite for anything and everything
Why are you feeding your boogers to your dog?
I can not afford to buy my dogs any dog food.
Dogs should not be eating boogers. Feed them normal dog food, as some people may think you are mishandling your dogs if they see you do this.
Boogers are so small, I am sure they are harmless.
Even if they are harmless, which we do not know for sure, it is still disgusting to do that. You should treat your dog better than that, and others will think you are a bad owner.