L: It's fucking rich when women are delegated the lion's share of housework and then mocked for their prowess at it.
I get that, but these things you mention above seem unrelated to house work.
No they aren't. They are bad at housework because they are women. I, on the other hand, am not a woman and hence am good at housework. These days women even want careers and don't focus on their strengths -housework.
I am not sure how you arrived at this thinking, but I urge you to actually interact with a woman and see that this is not true. I think you have a lot of growing to do before you can have a relationship with a woman.