I think I am going to throw my baby over on the counter as soon as I get home.
Hopefully this is just a joke.
It was just a joke.
You should not throw your children and possibly hurt them. If they fall off the counter they might need to go to the hospital.
I won't do it, I was just frustrated and I was only joking about it. I was just trolling.
This is not something that you should be joking about since it would harm your kid. You just never know what some parents may be doing to their kids. Anyway, just be careful with the insensitive jokes please.