I'm so hot that I had a wet dream about myself.
Do you want to tell me more about the dream?
I had a wet dream about myself where I was fucking me.
While that does sound interesting, I wouldn't tell everyone about that personal of a dream!
I'm sort of confused by your response. Oral and anal sex with myself doesn't seem odd to me at all.
It could be worth talking to a sex therapist about your thoughts and dreams if they become too common and distracting