I put old spice krakengard deodorant on my sack
Why would you put your deodorant on your body down there?
I want to attract girls who already have a boyfriend
If you use beauty products on parts of the body they weren't intended, you might find yourself with some irritations caused by the product. Read the directions before using and find the right tool for the right job.
You worry too much.
I'm just trying to save you from a painful experience in the future. Don't misuse hygienic items if you want to avoid it.