I'm having trouble deciding if I should break up with my girlfriend or not. What's good about her is she's fine with anal. But so is my dog.
That's a pretty gross thing to say.
That women are a product just like any other.
While to you this was just a funny joke, to most others it would be bestiality and sexist at the same time. You could be upsetting and alienating a lot of people with jokes like this and may result in you having less friends overall.