I farted in public and I enjoyed it.
That is disgusting. Why did you fart in public?
I enjoy turning around and watching people do funny things when they hear it. It is just too hilarious. I'm laughing every time I remember it.
I get that farts are funny. That is something that you should do in private though. Not everyone enjoys being exposed to your gas.
I'm going to fart every time I want to, I don't care that people don't like, I'll do it.
Seems dangerous to me. You could misjudge a fart and accidently defecate. You should go to the bathroom just in case to make sure that you are in a good place to defecate not in the middle of a crowd.