So my girlfriend keeps saying a different name during sex. Honestly who the hell is "rape"?
Are you seriously joking about rape right now?
All you're doing is taking it out of context and I know perfectly well what it was, I'm not that uneducated.
I am so deeply offended by this joke, it makes me feel very uncomfortable. You should not joke about such violent sexual crimes such as rape.
You wished you had the experience of my criminal past.
Honestly I don't care to have any experience of your criminal past. You really should take some time to think of all the stresses women go through when they have to experience that. It may make you realize that your joke is disgusting.