I'm peeing while at the bar.
Why did you choose to pee while you were at the bar?
I feel that the bathrooms are not very clean and I was afraid that someone might steal my cell phone.
Well the bar is going to be far less clean and you can bring your phone with you. Are you sure you weren't just so drunk you thought the bar was the bathroom?
Okay, now that you mention it. Yes I was.
It sounds like you have a real drinking problem, because peeing out in an open establishment like that is incorrect and against the law also. Get help with your drinking before you end up in jail.