I'm thinking of bringing my doberman to visit the nursing home because he loves how older folks taste.
You want your dog to eat the elderly?
I'm entitled to do whatever I want you fag!
You cannot do that. A dog should not be eating people and you will be arrested for that.
I'm a good boy who brings lollipops, why would I get arrested?
You would get arrested for your dog eating elderly people. That is cruel to not only the elderly, but to your dog as well. Just leave the nursing home alone.