I'm not going to attend my friend's wedding
Why would you skip out on such an important day?
I've always hated weddings and crying men in suits.
It's expected of you to attend your friend's wedding. You should be a part of your friend's important event as wedding. He'll be happy.
I don't care. I'll make new friends that like to get wasted and party during the reception.
You should go to the wedding, even if for just a little bit. It is important to show up to the big events in your friend's lives.