I drove my truck to the garbage dump and threw away the old lady
Why would you dump a woman in a garbage dump?
I was drunk at the time and needed to dump her somewhere.
It is against the law to take someone against their will and you taking an old lady to the dump and getting rid of her is illegal. Treat the human beings around you with dignity and respect.
Fuck, I all I wanted to do was dump someone who was robbing me. The police is coming to arrest me.
There is so much wrong with this. Drunk driving is bad, abandoning people is bad, and fleeing the scene of a crime is bad. Please turn yourself in before things get worse.