I'm going to tell my wife her dog isn't her baby
Do you know what you're going to say to your wife? I have a feeling you don't care for animals, is that right?
Of course I do, shut up and don't distract my thought process
Your wife has a love for animals and you don't. I  think this is a typical situation with some couples. The only issue I see here is a willingness not to compromise which needs to be considered. Could you do that for her and not risk a disagreement over something that might be trivial?
Who cares, I have a hot wife and she does whatever I want her to.
Dogs really need lots of love and care, so why not join in taking care of it instead of trying to take it away from her? You can both enjoy it and things will be less stressful for both.