I think I may be addicted to sneezing
Is that supposed to a joke? Are you sure that is what it is?
Yeah, I get massages from my boyfriend when I sneeze, I enjoy it too much
Seems like a weird thing to get addicted too. Regardless, addiction is not okay.
Nah, I'm going to get a massage every day and keep sneezing so I can get them.
I understand that the reward for that is something really good, but you might get too addicted and start sneezing even when you don't want to. Why not just ask outright for massages, instead of conditioning yourself like this?