I'm in the office alone while everyone else is off at a company party. I'm seriously considering rubbing one out just to say I have
Why would you ever consider masturbating at work?
Are you judging me?
You're out of your mind to even think of doing that, it is so inappropriate to masturbate at work. Do intimate things like that in the privacy of your own home.
I'm in a long distance relationship, I don't have time to get laid so this feels like a good time.
This is a really bad idea. Someone could still walk in on you, there could be cameras, and you could lose your job. Leave sexual activity for private spaces.