Can I cheat on my wife?
Why don't you try to talk to your wife about your urges?
How can I talk to her. I'm a schmuck who's no good with words.
Why do you even have such thoughts? Your wife should be your one and only and you should never betray her one bit. If you're not good with words, now's the time to learn because this is an important point in your life.
Oh just shut up with your bullshyt man. I talk to her all the time and she gets mad if I say anything about cheating
When you are married you are expected to be faithful to the one person you are married to.