I'm going to choke slam the next guy who passive-aggressively hits on me
Are you being hit on that often?
No, I just want to say that I will
It's understandable to be frustrated and annoyed when people make unwanted romantic advances. It's fine to get out that frustration by using hyperbolic language. However, it is important to not actually follow through and choke slam someone as it can physically hurt them severely.
These guys are so annoying, it's the only way to keep them away.
You might be hanging out with the wrong crowd if guys are hitting on you so annoyingly. Try to use your body language to deter them away or use a friend as a fake boyfriend to show them you're not interested.