Can I confess something here? It was me who farted. Not the other kid.
Oh you want to admit it now, really? Do you enjoy hearing the sound of your own farts?
Not the sound but the smell of my farts are admirable
Its rude to fart in the presence of others. If you do need to do it, you should be in a more private setting.
I fart like a man.
Farting on purpose just to be rude is disgusting. Make sure you have the decency to leave those things out of the social setting, otherwise people will want to not be near you ever again. You need people to be friends with.