I took climbing lessons from a tutor to use to break into a house I'm casing. Isn't that smart of me?
I am not impressed! Are you for real with wanting to do that? You are going to steal from a house?
I'm just joking. I'm really taking climbing lessons because I want to climb mountains with ease
Good. Because breaking into someone's house is against the law. It's wrong that you thought of doing something like that and you could get arrested.
I know, I said I was joking. Didn't you listen?
So you are good then with not stealing? I hope so, stealing would not make you look good after you were caught. Just try to joke about more funnier things next time.