I like my women how i like my balloons: Blown up, red and hung from a 6ft pole
It sounds like you are implying something about assault victims, and this is troubling to me
Where am I implying anything?
You started off by saying that you like women and balloons to both be hung from a pole, and this made it sound like you were implying that women should be killed.  If I misunderstood what you meant, I think you should word it very differently if you wanted to give off a more festive implication.