I'm going to report my neighbor's parked car
What's wrong with your neighbor's car?
Because it irritates me so much those people have nowhere to park their car.
I'm sorry your neighbors are parking horribly, and you are right to report them. They are being a nuisance to the neighborhood.
Wtf, I have to call the car to be towed away.
If the road is well marked and the cars are parked illegally, it is justified to report them to be towed. But, you may want to be careful that no one finds out it was you that called the police.