I think after years of abuse today is the day I call it quits and beat my brother over the head with a vacuum cleaner.
Why did you want to beat your brother? Has this happened before?
No, but I think he deserves it.
It is bad to hit someone with a vacuum cleaner. You could hurt him badly like this.
I'm not worried about it.
Hitting someone with a vacuum cleaner is very rude. Even if you don't injure them your relationship will suffer.