My friend just refuses to get a social media account and I think I'm going to send a passive aggressive text about it to her.
That's interesting. Why do you feel that she needs to have a social media account?
I enjoy her company and I think it would be another way we can share what we do together. Her not having an an account feels so artificial.
Wanting another way to share your life adventures together is fine but you shouldn't send her a passive aggressive message about not having social media. Not only should you not send people passive aggressive messages but her not having social media is fine. I's not like it's something you absolutely need so don't push it on her.
WTF I'm the one that is right. Her being naive about social media is just being unreal.
It's fine to not use social media, and a lot of people don't do it. You should just ask her if she wants an account and let her know that you miss her, and if that doesn't work then you need to just accept that you'll need to speak with her in person rather than online.