My pathetic life is a joke
Why do you feel like a joke?
I know life is hard, but you shouldn't feel that way. You should also consider talking to a counselor about how you feel.
Aww, I'm sorry you feel that way. Try not to be so hard on yourself. But you should also consider talking to a counselor about how you feel.
Nah, I'm going to drink myself to death
You should really find someone to talk to before harming yourself. Have you thought about your good qualities? It might help to develop a better appreciation to yourself.