I want a seizure dog and the ability to drive
That is interesting. Is it related to the fact that you've had seizures since you were an infant?
Yes, the seizures will never stop and I wish I had a dog.
It is good to want independence if you have a medical condition. You can get a service dog if you qualify but probably can never drive.
Why the fuck can I never drive dammit?
If you drive while having a seizure it could be bad for others and yourself. Intendance is important but so is the safety of all those who are driving. There are still plenty of things that one can do to experience their independence.