I once spit on everyone's hand after a basketball game in 6th grade and feel bad for it. It's not one of my prouder moments.
Why did you do that?
Because my hand is sore and they're jerks
That was a pretty rude and gross thing to do, but I can see that you realize that. I hope you've come to have better sportsmanship these days.
My life's so bad.
It was a while ago and you were a kid, so I don't think you should be too hard on yourself. You should still try to act like a good sport, though. It's important to teach other young kids that as well.