I'm going to call my husband a shit head
What did your husband do that would make you call him that?
He's mad at me right now, yelling at me for dirtying his pants. Calling him names won't help the situation though.
You're admitting to making the situation worse with name calling, so why do it? You really don't think it's a bad idea?
Nah, it's good to piss him off.
Well, it's your marriage and your husband. Maybe this is your way of being playful, I don't know.