Can I put a bookmark in the middle of every book on my bookshelf so people think I actually read?
Do you really think people care if you read or not?
Yes, my girlfriend gives me a hard time for not reading enough.
That seems silly! Some people just do not like reading. You should not lie to people about how much you read.
Well I don't like to read and that should be okay.
If you don't like to read, that's perfectly fine and normal. You don't need to lie to people about your habits to try to impress them. You should just be honest, and if they can't handle the fact that you don't like to read, that's their problem.