I have an empty bag of peanut butter m&m's that I keep my used condoms in.
Why do you keep used condoms there?
I was having sex in an odd place and had no other place to put them.
It is good to not litter if you have no place to put them. But you should find a trashcan and not keep them on your person.
Haha, it's not like anyone found it yet.
If someone wants some m&ms and puts their hand in that bag, they will not be happy. Just throw it away in the trash can, as to not gross anyone out.