Asians have short beds, my feet are hanging off the edge of the bed   cuddle me bitch I'm right beside you
What are you saying about Asians bed?
I'm saying all asians have short beds and I can't sleep in it
Maybe this particular bed that you're sleeping is unique, as not all beds are equal and to say that every Asian bed is short is something that a racist person might say. If you are sleeping with someone on that bed, then you can freely tell them that it's not fit for you and you should replace it.