I'm going to put beer in my kid's cup. I can't wait to see what happens.
You're giving beer to a child? You wouldn't really do such a thing, would you?
Yes, I would. I'm going to do it as soon as no one is paying attention.
I hope you know that it's abusive and could make your child very sick. Not only that, it's illegal as well. You shouldn't do it.
I'm allowed to do so. I don't understand why everyone is against me having some fun.
Making your child sick by giving them beer is a strange way to have fun. I really think that you should rethink this before you do something terrible.