Can you believe I jacked off in my driveway while I was locked out of my house?
I am rather shocked to hear it, are you joking? Have you ever done this before?
No, it was my first time. I've locked myself out before so I thought it would be the right thing to do.
You must have been bored and had nothing to do, but you should not have masturbated in public. If your neighbors had seen you, you could have been arrested.
I wasn't thinking about being arrested; I was just horny.
You have to do these things in private only. What if a child saw you? You could be taken to jail either way but to ley kids see it is disgusting enough.