I'm going to smoke in the hotel bathroom then lie about it
Why would you smoke and lie about it?
As a matter of fact, I love smoking and want to spend more time
If you know that it's wrong to smoke in there you shouldn't be doing it. You agreed to the terms of the rental so you're breaking a promise.
I know but I'm going to do it anyway.
But don't you know you're going to get into trouble for doing this? Why not just smoke outside?