You wanna know some similarities between my Dick and kids? When my wife leaves for work I beat them
Are you making light of child abuse?
My daughter aint using this shit.
You shouldn't be joking about child abuse. That is a serious topic and your point of view comes from stereotypes.
Oh no I'm only doing it because they are not smart as my dick.
I really wish you wouldn't joke about child abuse like this, it's a very serious issue in this world. Can't you find something more harmless to joke about instead?