I'm genuinely sad that I missed a great opportunity to ask a cop "what're you the fashion police?"
Why did you want to ask the cop that?
He was showing off his famous cool cop style, trying to show that he is the next big thing
Being stopped by the police can be stressful but it is okay to find some things funny. The police might not but at least you will have fun.
No way. I think it's best to assume that the police wouldn't like my joke and that I should be scared of them.
Depending on the officer, you could have gotten yourself into trouble. It's probably a good thing that you didn't say anything, but at least you were able to have a little chuckle with yourself at the time.