I just had to do it! I bit my cat!
Biting a cat? It that something you've done before?
Because this cat is getting on my nerves, like it's a puppy.  I'm going to hit it harder tomorrow.
Ok, just calm down, please. You are starting to freak me out a little. Your cat is probably just trying to play with you, in a way that comes naturally to small animals. If you abuse it in return, it could try to defend itself.
My cat is nothing but a furry bitch. You, sir, can eat shit.
If you bite an animal or hit it that means you have stooped to their level. Be the bigger person and let it go do what it does best and sleep. It might have just been tired of someone bothering it.