I walked in on my sister masturbating with a carrot, I was like, mf i was gonna eat that later, but now it's gonna taste like carrot
It's not appropriate to joke about something like that
ive been offended by this post
I'm sorry to have to say it to you, but making jokes about incestuous relationships are not appropriate in any context.  If someone actually took those words literally, they would think that your family is depraved, which certainly wasn't your intention.