Can I just rewind the day to before I acted like an idiot? I made an awful faux pas to a customer.
Really? And you're that worried about it?
Yeah, I think I'm going to kill myself today
I understand that you are feeling really flustered, but please calm down a bit. I wouldn't want you to get yourself into harms way over something like this.
Don't you feel bad you said that to me?
No, because I really want you to be safe and sound, that's all! I'm sure you can eventually laugh off this matter, the customer will probably forget about what happened within a week.