I like my women how I like my watermelons: six months old and cut into eight pieces
I'm not sure I get what you're saying; are you talking about fruit or about assault victims?
What everpops into my mind. I'm saying if I want to get some fresh watermelons, I will cut it into slices and look for the one that looks tasty and go for it man.
Insinuating that you would have sex with the cut up corpse of a six month old is something almost everyone would consider to be offensive since it is not only references necrophilia but also pedophilia, two of the most reviled actions a human can do. Additionally, it trivializes the harm that has been caused to childhood sexual assault victims and that is wrong. It would be good to refrain from talking about such dark and disturbing subjects and try to keep your jokes light.