I'm going to try to buy an item with $100 in coins
Why only use coins for such a large purchase?
I think it will be a hilarious story when I fail in my attempt to try this
That's rude to do. The poor cashier is the one that has to deal with this.
Whatever, I can get my kicks anywhere.
Being a cashier can be a thankless and stressful job. You're just adding onto their stress by getting your "kicks" from making them do extra work. Would you like it if someone intentionally came to your job just to make it harder?