I had sex with two of my wife's friends.
Does your wife know?
No, she doesn't. I had a threesome with them while she was asleep.
Thats a pretty messed up thing to do to your wife and if those are her friends they're just as bad for it. I feel like you wouldn't have done that unless you were having issues in your relationship so I would suggest talking through it or getting some counseling. Tell her what happed too because she'll find out eventually and it is going to be much worse when she does.
That's terrible advice. I was already planning on seducing both of them tonight.
How do you think your wife would feel if she found out about that? Instead of cheating a second time, you should talk to your wife and work on your relationship.