So a few minutes ago I jacked on, thought you should know.
Seriously? Why would you do that?
Because I have a lot of sexual tension.
Well, as long as you did it in private there's nothing wrong with that.  People should feel free to satisfy themselves sexually in the privacy of their own home!
Shit. Am I still a virgin? Is it really ok to masturbate?
You're still a virgin if you've only ever masturbated, yes. However there's nothing wrong with that and you can sexually satisfy yourself in private whenever you want.