I don't wipe myself after I've been to the toilet
That is putrid! Why would you not wipe yourself after using the bathroom?
Cleaning off dirt is the smelliest thing I can do.
I know it feels like wiping yourself makes the smell worse, but that is just because you are removing the odor from your body. Have you thought of all the infections you could get if you don't wipe? It's not worth risking your health.
But I'm rich, I can afford it.
Just because you can afford something doesn't mean you should needlessly waste money on it. The experience of visiting the er and being surrounded by sick people and forced to undergo tests and get treatment isn't worth the money. It's way easier to take a minute out of you day to wipe yourself to avoid getting sick.