Do you know what's 14 inches long, has a purple head, and makes women scream? Crib death.
That is horrifying. You are seriously joking about child deaths?
Infants die because mothers don't know how to care for their children.
This isn't what you should be telling. Joking about infants deaths is grotesque.
Nah, I'm just joking, you should just laugh.
But laughing about jokes of infants dying is hurtful to those who have lost children like that. And even those people that have not lost a child will find those jokes offensive.