I'm thinking of possibly making a friend cry
Why would you want to make a friend cry?
It's because I don't want to spend any more time with him and I want to make him cry.
I just met them yesterday, so I'm feeling them out. They can't figure me out either.
I called them a friend, but I've only really just met them yesterday. I'm going to see what they can handle by trying to make them cry.
I would say that's a pretty good way to ensure you don't have a relationship. It is cruel to act in such a way, and I hope that you actually take the time to get to know them.