I shot a man in reno
You're kidding, right? Why did you shoot a man in reno?
Because he was making fun of my hairstyle
It's horrible to hurt someone with a gun. You should end up in jail for doing that.
What're you going to do, call the cops? I'm in my house and it's not like anyone knows that I wounded someone.
I can surely report the crime since it's illegal to harm someone like that, especially from something so small. How about turning yourself in, so you can pay for what you did and try to better yourself while incarcerated? You can become a new man after this.