How about I abandon my drunk friends at IKEA for wasting my time?
That's horrible! Why would you do that to your friends?
Because they are drunk idiots and I'm sick of having them around me right now.
You shouldn't abandon your friends especially when they are drunk. It could put them in a dangerous situation that they can't handle.
I'll stop by the IKEA in a couple hours to see if they are still too drunk to walk home by themselves.
Abandoning your friends who are drunk is a dangerous thing to do. Instead of coming back to check on them in a couple hours, why not just take them home now? That way you will know for a fact that they got home safely!