I read everyone's internet messages in an annoying voice which automatically makes me dislike them
Why do you think you read their internet messages in an annoying voice?
It's a habit I have.
You should try reading their messages in a neutral voice. Disliking others because of your choices doesn't make sense.
That is how I normally read comments.
You need to change how you are reading comments then. You are discrediting comments for a reason that is not of the writer of them.