What's the best way to put a baby in a blender? Foot first so you can look into its eyes while you masturbate.
I'm not comfortable joking about babies like this. Who exactly are you aiming this nasty joke at?
To the people who are turned on by dying children obviously. What's more attractive then this?
Making light of child abuse is really an irresponsible thing to do. Many children are actually abused everyday, and we don't want people to think abusing children is a joke. Look online for some less harmful jokes to tell.