Mohammed is now the most popular boy's name in the United Kingdom. Coincidentally, Mohammed is also the most unpopular boy's name in the United Kingdom as well. I read that in my encyclopedia called Sickipedia.
Are you making this up? What is the point?
This is what I mean. It's a lie but people will believe me and I'll be popular on this site.
It is not fair to brand all muslims as a threat to British people. It is normal for names to come and go in and out of style.
I'm going to say something worse, I'm going to do something bigger, this is just the beginning.
I suggest you stop what you're planning and just focus on your own growth and success, instead of making fun of people's names and offending people in the process. If you want, you can try to make fun of your daily experiences and relationships, rather than coming up with offensive jokes about Muslim people, as that is not okay for you to do.