I licked my dogs eyeball
Why would you lick you dog's eyeball?
It tasted good, I love the salty taste
I assume you think that's eccentric or something. In reality, it's essentially animal abuse and you need to stop.
What? That's crazy how you think I disgusts you, but this taste is amazing.
There are lots of other ways you can enjoy salty things without hurting your dog. If you cannot care for you dog, give him tot someone who will.