I have a confession about my best friend.
Ooh juicy! What is this all about?
I lied about his mother having cancer so he could go visit his ex-girlfriend without his present girlfriend finding out.
Wow, saying someone has a disease when they don't is not acceptable. Lying to people is wrong and lying about cancer is very wrong.
What? bros before hos! He'd cover for me and it worked anyways. What's the harm?
Personally, I just think it's bad karma to lie about someone being very ill. It's disrespectful to people who actually have cancer and are dying from it. I'd be afraid that his mother would really get cancer and then I'd think I caused it!