I am a lesbian. It is literally my job to hate men. I even signed a contract.
Woah. Was there really a contract that you signed.
I was born this way and I would die a proud lesbo whatever my choice
Joking that lesbians all hate men is kind of messed up. Just because someone is lesbian does not mean that they hate men, it just means that they are more sexually attracted to other women.
I am going to go to a local bar and get myself a man.
You are giving people the wrong impression of lesbians here. Although you are probably joking, just be aware that this could really form someone's opinion on a lesbian if they have never met one before. You are not really offering your group its due diligence here.