I'm going to jaywalk so that someone yells at me and I'm going to ignore them.
Why would you want to ignore people who are warning you when you jaywalk?
Because I find being nice to people is overrated.
Doing an illegal action like jaywalking is typically not considered a serious offense, but you should be thankful that someone cares enough to try keeping you out of trouble. You need to try and listen when someone gives you warnings about road safety or else you may end up getting seriously injured by a car one day.
If that ever happens, I'll just say fuck you to the driver anyway.
It will be hard to do if you are injured by the car. I hope that in the future you'll try to take safety around cars more seriously. It would be awful for both you and the driver if you ever got hit while jaywalking.