Did I ever tell you about the time I ate something creamy that that turned out to be poisonous when I was in the 5th grade
How in the heck did that happen?
It was in a container that looked like Ranch dressing so I thought it was Ranch.
That must have been very scary for you. It's best to check with someone before eating something that's not clearly labeled. It could be dangerous for you to eat something you're not sure about.
Yeah, you're right.
Whoever stored a white, creamy substance that was toxic in a labeled bottle of ranch dressing should have been arrested for negligence. Anybody could have consumed that. Can't imagine what they were thinking.