I just got high on my own feces
What type of feces are you talking about?
There is a pile of poop below here
It is a health hazard to touch smoke or ingest any form of feces. You should seek mental help this is not normal or healthy.
I like the idea of getting high on shit and I should be able to do what I want.
Smoking your own feces seems like a horrible idea. Not only is it going to smell horrible, but you are also smoking what your body disposed of as waste. The entire thing just seems very unappealing.