I've been arrested by the NSA before
Where were you arrested by NSA at?
I was actually at a party and ended up going to the bathroom. This is why it was obvious that the feds were the ones who arrested me.
That's a really strange story! Did something specific happen that made them arrest you? I'm sorry that you've had to go through with this, but if someone breaks the law then most people would expect them to be arrested.
I didn't do it but I'll say I did.
Well if you're not guilty then you should get a lawyer and refuse to confess to any sort of crimes. I could help you get a lawyer if you'd like?