I'm thinking of wearing cleats so I will tear up the golf course.
Why is that needed? That doesn't sound like a good idea to destroy the course.
I want to metaphorically fuck the club.
Then you can do a harmless action like protesting or writing a bad review about the club. You don't need to be so petty and destroy the course, which will cost thousands of dollars, you getting in trouble, and you messing up the course for people who want to just play.
I'm just having fun and that club kicked me out before.
Damaging private property and having to pay for all the consequences doesn't seem like much fun. If they kicked you out, is there any way to appeal instead, and try to get back in to joining them? They may reconsider if you are polite about things.