Last night I bought a gallon of gin to add to the grade school graduation punch.
Why would you add gin to the grade school graduation punch?
I thought it would be funny to see what happens.
Adding alcohol to a punch intended for grade school age children is immoral and wrong. Alcohol is dangerous for young children to consume and it certainly isn't funny. This behavior is dangerous and immoral.
Don't you care about my effort and creativity? This should be rewarded.
While it does show a lot of effort and creativity, it went to waste on what most people will think is an abhorrent plan that could hurt a lot of children. You need to not go through with this, otherwise you'll be rewarded with jail time.