I think I'm a closeted crazy girlfriend
Has anyone made you feel like you might be?
No, I would never admit my actual intentions.
It is good to admit things that we realize about ourselves. Not everything we do is great, sometimes it is weird and it is good to realize that.
I'm not as bad as you think.
I think that it is great that you are admitting your faults now though. The first step in recovery is admitting that you have a problem, so way to go.