What is wrong if your wife is standing in the living room yelling at you? The chain from the kitchen is too long.
Do you tell your wife these jokes?
I'm so fed up with my wife. She keeps complaining on and on, I just want her to stop talking and cook some food.
Judging by your joke, your wife is probably sick of your attitude. It's really not appropriate to act like women are property and on-demand cooks.
Who said my joke was sexist or misogynistic?
It was both. Women should be respected, she's not entitled to do anything for you. If you love her you should want her to be happy and free to express her love as she wants.