Can I spend Christmas alone?
Are you joking? Why would you want to spend Christmas alone?
Buying Christmas gifts for myself are cool
It can be nice to spend sometime with yourself during the holidays but it is expected to spend some time with others. It is the season to spend time with your loved ones.
You're a fucking loser if you need to spend time with others.
Holidays can be hard but don't be so angry. It is just expected to be with others on Christmas and they might be sad if you don't want to. But if you make a good excuse you might get out of it without hurting anybody.