I'm a girl. I found my dad's Fleshlight yesterday.
How did you find it? I hope you weren't snooping.
I found it when I tripped while walking around in his room.
You shouldn't be going through your dad's things without his permission. He would not be happy if he found out you were snooping around, especially if he found out you were touching his sex toy. You should respect your dad's privacy.
I'm just going to pretend like I never found it.
I think that pretending like you never found it is the best choice. Hopefully in the future you won't go rummaging through other people's rooms. You can find things that you aren't meant to see and it's an invasion of their privacy.