I'm going to be arrested after hitting a police officer in the face. Thank you mom.
What caused you to hit the officer in the face?
I said "fuck the police." Then the cop got in my face and I hit him.
I understand being mad at cops, but it wasn't your mom that hit that cop. Take responsibility for your actions.
Fuck you.
Hitting an officer in the face is simply a bad idea, and then blaming it on your mom is even worse. All you can do in this situation is admit your mistake and move on.