I gave my baby a bottle of vodka to drink because he was thirsty.
Why vodka? He's a baby!
I thought it would relax him and put him to sleep.
Giving vodka to babies is unethical and immoral. Babies can't metabolize alcohol and that amount of alcohol could be dangerous for the baby. You could be arrested for child abuse because of this incident.
I thought it would give him good luck.
You should take that bottle away immediately! Giving a baby a bottle full of alcohol could potentially kill them!