I'm going to break with my wife over e-mail
Why would you break up with your wife? And over email?
I do it because it's a good way of ending a happy marriage. It's also a better choice than ending a happy marriage in a bad way
I understand that sometimes breaking up can be scary, but I think that this is something that you should do in person. It is awful to try to do that through email.
I don't care. It's too much of a hassle to have a break up in person.
Your relationship will only become even more stressed. Figure out a way to break it off in person. It will be difficult, but it will allow both of you to end it officially and you will both be over it more quickly.