I'm not racist because being racist is a crime and committing crimes is for black people.
Why would you say that committing crimes is for black people?
Because that's what the crime statistics say, it's all black people committing crimes.
It's wrong to assume that all black people are criminals. I'm not sure what statistics you're looking at but crimes are committed by people of all races, not just black people. More black people are incarcerated for longer sentences because of systemic racism, white people are often given lesser sentences or not arrested at all.
Dude, you're sounding crazy and racist yourself.
How? I am just simply stating that not all black people are criminals, and by telling this joke you're making it sound like you believe that they are.