I'm thinking of starting a fire in the thrift store. Is this going to get attention or what?
Oh my! What in the world are you thinking? Don't you think that would be very dangerous for the thrift shop if you decide to cause a fire?
Of course it's dangerous, don't you think it'll be exciting to do this once in your life?
While I can I understand the idea of you wanting to be excited and thrilled about things, I don't think that purposely setting places on fire is a guard way to satisfy those needs. That is a very illegal activity to do, and it can get you in a very bad predicament where you would be put to trial and spent a lot of time in jail. Why not just seek other exciting activities like going to the theme park or a horror house?
I'm bored living in the country.
Being that bored to want to do something so negative is beyond comprehension. As I said get to doing something else, even crafts projects to keep yourself busy. Illegal activity is going to land you in jail with people who want to rape you.