I'm an alcoholic that once drank rubbing alcohol in a pinch
You were that desperate?
I've got an urgent desire to get fucked up
Rubbing alcohol is very toxic, and a terrible substitute for booze. I think if you've sank that low, you should get help for your addiction.
Well, I need alcohol to survive.
I think if you got some help, you'd realize that you don't need it. Addiction is ruining your life.