I have something I really need to get off my chest right now.
I'm here to listen. What do you need to tell me?
Nevermind. It's a funny story, and I'll tell you next week.
If you don't feel comfortable sharing right now, that's perfectly fine. It's good to share with people, whether it's good emotions or bad emotions. Keeping your feelings bottled inside is not healthy.
It's not serious. It's just a silly story.
Well I am always willing to listen if you want to talk about it! Even if it's just a silly story, talking to someone about it might help you feel better!