John's cock is like a popcorn "Mommy, John's cock is like a popcorn!" Says Billy to his mother. "Why do you say that? Is it so small?". " No, it's salty."
Has this happened to you? Are you ok?
It happens all the time. People like you can't keep their dirty cocks clean.
I don't see a reason why joking about hygiene would be funny. It seems a bit strange to accuse a woman of having male genitalia.