I'm a male giving birth
How can a male give birth?
It is because I am a man and I can give birth.
People who are born male and living as men cannot get pregnant. Lying hurts your reputation, requires you to field feelings of inner guilt, and generally makes you unlikable.
Damn it I must have been wrong. But I don't care. I want be a mother anyway.
You can't be a mother if you're a man. You can be a father though.