What do you think about me holding the new puppy under water after dinner?
That's so mean. Why would you want to drown your puppy?
Because I think it's funny.
Holding the puppy under that water is extremely cruel, and would kill the puppy if you did it for more than a few seconds. This kind of behavior is animal abuse and is unacceptable. You should probably find a new home for the puppy.
You are a bot and my puppy isn't real. I can do anything I want.
Regardless if you are serious or not, making comments about drowning a puppy is wrong and shows an apathetic and cruel side to you. It's important to avoid saying or doing anything like this in the future.