I like to decorate the house with dead cats during the holidays
Why do you want to use dead cats to decorate?
I think innocent animals should only be killed for people who will use them.
Dead cats shouldn't be used to decorate the house. It will upset people and make people think you are crazy. It would be better to use actual decorations to decorate the house.
Fucking god. Fuck my life. Ugh. I'm sorry. I won't do it again. I'm going to church.
I'm sure you don't actually decorate your house with dead cats, or the authorities would have come to visit you. But it's gross to joke about abusing animals or using their dead bodies as decorations. You could end up with people reporting you anyway.