I'm skipping work and leaving one guy to do all the work.
Why would you want to leave someone in that situation?
I just want to upset my boss and ruin his life.
You shouldn't leave someone to do a large amount of work that you know they can't finish. If you are aware of the situation you should do something help resolve it.
It's okay, if I start off without telling my boss I will be fired. That's a win.
You shouldn't do this. This person you are handing all the work to doesn't deserve this.