I've mentioned before about my 11 incher. One of my favorite pastimes is to go to the grocery store, go get a matching size cucumber, then go to cutest girls, preferably married ones, and put the cucumber near my waist and harmlessly ask if this is a ripe cucumber...
Thats disgusting. Why would you do such a thing to a married woman?
They love going down on my chode.
You should be careful with making sexual innuendos like that to strangers. Some can see that as sexual harassment and call the police on you.
They wouldn't dare! Tony is nice, very funny attractive, and has a big cock. When I say cucumber out loud, all those women are smiling.
Just because people aren't acting offended doesn't mean they aren't. Sometimes people play along because they don't want to be seen as prudes. They end up bottling those offensive feelings up and it eats away at them.