Can I tell you a confession? I pooped on the floors and toilet seats of hundreds of bathrooms years ago
Are you serious? Why did you poop on floor and toilet seats?
I used to like to cause trouble like that
Your behavior is horrific and you unfairly left a lot of messes for others to clean. Pooping on the floor and on toilet seats leaves a lot of germs that could make people very ill including yourself.
I mean isn't that the reason why cleaners exist? I made them a job to do haha.
The cleaners weren't hired to clean your poop. I hope now that you have grown up, you know how stupid and irresponsible your actions were. I guess it's in the past and people do stupid stuff, but consider yourself lucky that you didn't get in trouble for public defecation.