I'm going to the er pretending to be sick to get a doctors note for work.
What do you hope to achieve by going to the ER?
I hope to get a valid excuse to show my boss.
I understand you don't want to go to work, but is there any other way you can go about it? Using the ER for something like this can take away from someone who actually needs care. I would think of a different way because this way seems a bit selfish.
I'm only doing this because I need the excuse to show my boss, what's selfish about it? I just want to stay at home and do other things.
You're going to be waiting for several hours at the ER to get that note. Surely going to work is less tedious?