I got my girlfriend pregnant and she asked me for an abortion. I showed her step 1, she quickly followed through steps 6,8,9,10,12 and 14
I don't believe you can say something like that.  Have you ever considered the feelings of others? Do you believe that all women would follow through with your steps?
That's not true. This is just a joke. Look at what's wrong with these feminazis? They can't take the truth.
It's very wrong and sad that you're using domestic violence for your stupid jokes. It's not funny.