I'm going to use my wife's handicap permit daily. If people are around and see me get out of my car I'm going to fake a limp
You're going to fake a limp just to get a better parking spot? I don't think you should do that.
Yes, that's the plan.
Faking an injury to get a disabled parking spot is kind of gross. You could probably get a ticket if you're caught, too.
I doubt it and I don't care if I do.
Don't you think that if others who are truly handicapped will need those spaces? Think of them and maybe make a choice for their sake in order to help them out. If you needed the space and were handicapped but there were none you would be sad.