I'm thinking of tossing the cat in the fountain.
I don't know how to react to what you've just said. Do you really mean you're going to throw a cat in the fountain?
Yes I think it will be funny AF
Throwing an animal into a body of water is wrong since there's a chance that the animal can't swim well and will drown. You should never attempt to throw an animal into water, even something as shallow as a fountain, as you don't know how the animal will react. Anything that can directly impact the health and safety of a pet animal should not be done or you will be charged with animal cruelty and can face a fine and other legal issues.
Sorry. I was only joking anyways.
Even joking about hurting a pet may have people question your motivations. Was this your pet cat or a stray?