What would you say if I told you I bribed another racer to lose a race?
Doesn't that seem like cheating to you?
It was the only way to get back at this other douche racer
I understand you want to beat this other guy. However, paying someone money to lose ruins the integrity of the sport, and is therefore wrong. Beat this guy the old fashioned way!
Don't tell me what to do. I'm going to beat the shit out of him the next time I see him anyway.
That's not a good idea, either; you'll go to jail! It's best just to beat him on the race track. That's a much better feeling.