Did I tell you I plan to leave a bible pamphlet that looks like a $20 bill as a tip?
That's sucks. Waiters work hard. Leaving no tip is bad. Adding insult to injury is even worse.
I've folded it to look like a $20 bill.
You sound very creative, but you shouldn't use that creativity to fool people and get out of paying for what you owe. Fold the napkin into something creative and leave your waiter a tip.
So you can't like me for my creative side?
What you described isn't creative -- it's cruel and cheap. You need to think long and hard about how you'd feel were the roles reversed.