I want to pull up my skirt in the middle of the store with no panties. How about that? Do you think it's cute?
So for real you want to do this? Why would you do something like that where everyone could see you?
I'm an exhibitionist.
You should not do something like that in public. If there are children around you could be charged as a sex offender just because they saw you.
That's fine. I want to show the local kids what an 85-year-old vagina looks like.
I think you are in need of some form of medication, you are elderly and your thinking is as if you have Dementia. This clearly needs to be addressed by someone in the medical profession, get yourself checked out so you won't be a danger to anyone including yourself.