I'm not bald, but I like wearing a toupee. I like to sit at the bar and mingle. When it gets hot, I take it off and fan myself with it. I usually get pole up the keister stares from real bald men.
Why do you wear a toupee if you don't need one and it gets you weird looks?
I think it's a good idea. it makes me look smart and serious
It is good to care about how you appear to others but it is not good to wear things that are made for people who really need them. Any date you meet there will be upset about you hiding things.
I like the idea of being sneaky, and I think it's funny to hide it from my date till I take the toupee off.
That seems like you're mocking people and getting enjoyment out of their confusion and embarrassment. You won't find lasting relationships by being sneaky and pretending to be someone you're not. It's more likely to hurt others.