I'm thinking of going into the executive's office to steal the report.
Are you aware that this kind of espionage is a crime? You could be punished with jail time.
I'm tired by how long the other course of action is taking, and I need that report.
It's never okay to steal and trade secrets against your company. There are strict laws placed against this kind of trespassing and theft.
What? I will pay them money for it the next day and things will be fine. I really need that report right now.
Paying some token amount of money will not make up for the fact that you have stolen very valuable information from your company. If anything, it will just be seen as an admission of guilt. Because of the serious consequences you will face, I have to urge you not to steal that report.