I'm planning to be the designated driver and get drunk and drive myself home after the nightclub.
That is illegal and dangerous. Why would you make such a poor decision?
I don't care I want to get drunk
Your situation sounds like you are still quite juvenile in your thinking. You should never drive when you are drunk. Think about getting a sober designated driver next time.
Alright what ever plebs.
You can just call an Uber for everyone, there is really no reason to be making decisions like this in 2022.