I keep a supply of candy in my backpack at school so people will talk to me. What do you think about that?
Do you do that because you want to be popular?
Yes, I want to be popular with the jocks.
You shouldn't feel the need to bribe others to be friends with you. If you want to be friend with someone you should just try to be yourself.
You sound like a loser. It's the jocks that have all the girls, these are the guys that get the pussy. If I'm popular, there's a chance that I will screw a girl.
That sounds like a horrible attitude to have. You can't attract people if you're trying to bribe them or see them as objects. You might want to get help for your behavior if that's what you think of people.