I'm going to report my friend to the teacher for trying to give me a swirly
Why would you want to report your friend for a prank?
It's not funny. I'm fuckin pissed off.
I guess you're right. Swirly is not funny but still he's your friend so you shouldn't turn him in for some silly prank.
Fuck that I'll turn him in.
I think getting him in trouble is really going to far unless you're physically injured. I'm sure he's learned his lesson just by seeing how angry you are.