Do you think it would be funny if I stole toilet paper from coffee bars?
Why would you steal toilet paper?
I just think stealing things is funny, plus when people go to the bathroom they won't have any toilet paper, which is hilarious.
Just because you think it's funny doesn't mean you should steal from others. Stealing things is always wrong so you should stop doing it. Think of the frustration you would be causing for the owners of the coffee shop and the customers of the shops who need to use the bathroom.
I know it weird funny but I want to prove that I can steal anything from anywhere.
Being able to prove that you can steal things isn't something to be proud of. Stealing things like toilet paper from public bathrooms is funny or impressive, it's just rude, and you shouldn't do it.