I'm going to wait an hour after getting suspended from work to tell my wife about it.
That's very saddening. Why would you wait for an hour though?
Because I want it not to look like an act of revenge.
Well I can see why you'd be embarrassed to tell your wife about it. That might not be easy.
Do you think I should tell her anyway?
Well, an hour may not be that bad, and you should tell her, but you can try to take your time to make sure that you're ready. Being honest is an essential part of a relationship and I am glad that you are being honest with your wife, and I am sure she will understand it in the end.