Went to a party at some random dude's house and I ended up peeing all over his bed.
It happens but did he find out it was you?
I got drunk enough to pee on things badly. I've been out of control
Why not try to go to an AA meeting? They can help you.
I'll pass on AA. I don't need you to tell me what to do.
You can boycott the booze as if you are boycotting anything else offensive to you. Its worth the try.