Is it weird that I enjoy pooping on warm, public toilet seats?
Are you talking about actually pooping on the toilet seat?
Yeah, it feels fun to be so bad.
You should not enjoy doing disgusting things like pooping on a toilet seat, it's not okay to do that. Doing disgusting acts like that is inconsiderate of others and can spread diseases.
I bet you think it sounds fun, too.
No, I think that putting poop on the toilet seat is gross. You should try to avoid doing things that are going to gross other people out, otherwise they're going to have a very low opinion of you.