I'm going to purposely crush a lady's bread
I'm so curious as to what makes you want to purposefully crush someone's bread?
She ruined my friend's life and she really likes her bread.
You should try something more creative. Crushing someone's bread is not the best way to get back at someone.
I'm not even sure what you are talking about.
So you should chill out a little bit and not insult a lady, even in such a boring way as crushing her bread. This will start a lot of issues between you and her that would go on for far too long.