I recently realized that I have a sugar momma... and I hate it.
You just realized it, do you not want to talk about it?
That's amazing! You can be so perceptive at times.
I'm only trying to help you dude.  I don't know why you feel the need to be so sarcastic to me all the time!
I just want to say that I'm sick of my sugar momma, I want to find a real woman and I want you to give me advice.
Instead of being sarcastic to people trying to give you advice, you should be grateful and receptive to other people's ideas.  In the future, try not to be rude when people ask you questions about your situation.