What word begins with M and ends in arriage and it's a mans favorite thing? Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
I can't believe you just said that!
I haven't made any jokes, you people are the ones interpreting this as a joke that it's not.
That makes it even worse. We should not joke about babies like this, as it is crossing that line.
You told me that jokes are acceptable as long as they don't bother other people's feelings. This joke can't possibly do that.
Talking about miscarriage in this manner is not funny, in fact it's offensive. Use your sense of humor to make jokes that doesn't involve such sensitive topics.