I'm going to rudely slap a pamphlet out of somebody's hand on the street
I think that will be considered as an assault. Why would you do that?
It bothers me being too nice to people.
I don't understand your motivation. Physically assaulting someone who did nothing to you is not just wrong, it is against to the law.
Okay I see your point, I guess I should let him be.
I am glad that you have changed your mind and not pursue something that would be considered as an assault. I do hope you continue minding your own business in the streets or any place for that matter, as you expect people to mind their own business as well and not do something that may harm you.