Pretty sure I'm just gonna chuck my puppy into the nearest dumpster.
Are you being serious? Why on earth would you do that?
The dog and I just aren't vibing.
If you're gonna abuse and neglect your dog, just re-home it. It's not hard.
I don't give a fuck about what you say. I'm the pet owner.
You clearly don't want to be a pet owner, so put a listing up somewhere and give the dog away for free.