I want to eat a nerdy man's thigh deep fried battered and with schezwan sauce!
You must be joking. Have you ever eaten anyone else's thighs?
No, I'm a vegetarian and I've only eaten the thigh muscles of other vegetarian people.
This is not normal at all, I think you need to see a specialist because cannibalism is never okay. It is akin to murder and psychopathy and you need to stop before you hurt more people.
I'll think about it, but I'm a vegetarian so it's not like I'm killing anyone.
Usually people do not talk about eating other people. This is really gross and makes you sound weird.