Why did the chicken cross the road?  To rape the vegan.
I'm really upset over your comments like that. What are you trying to say?
Veganism is a cult thing.
These jokes have absolutely nothing to do with your sense of humor, and everything to do with the normalization of hate and ignorance in our culture today. Words matter, and we can use them carefully to express how we feel and then we might actually find ways to understand each other's positions, perhaps even advance our own perspectives.