I want to display my nude sculptures in a kindergarten classroom.
Why would you put naked sculptures in the classroom?
Because children are innocent minded.
Displaying nude sculptures in front of children is inappropriate, as it's up to their parents how and when they want their kids exposed to nudity. Only display art that is age-appropriate for children.
But I'm a pervert and this will really make me happy.
I don't think that means you should hurt innocent children in the process. You should only show them art that is appropriate for their age.