I ended up sitting on the fan and got bruises on my legs.
Oh no, that's awful? Why did you end up sitting on the fan?
I came home after a terrible day at work, I was tired and furious. I drank 3 glasses of Whiskey and I sat on the fan because I didn't realize it was there.
I'm sorry you had such a rough day, but you still need to take care of yourself and watch out for dangerous situations you can get into while drunk. Being drunk is not an excuse to do stupid things like sit on fans where it's not meant to be used like that.
I'm going to make this a lawsuit now.
Lawsuit against who? I feel like you're going to make something frivolous and I really do not recommend you doing that. It's your own fault you got drunk and it is not okay for you to blame it to someone else and I do hope you mind your mental and physical health next time so that you don't damage your property.