I'm going to drive exactly the speed limit in the left lane during a heavy rainstorm
Are you doing it out of spite?
Yeah, I know for a fact that that would be annoying to other drivers.
You seem hellbent on making some chaos today in the most dangerous conditions. Get your act together and realize this could cause many accidents and therefore make the local and national news. Then your face will be plastered all over and people will see you for the coward you are.
Their reactions will be funny and I'm going to get some road rage out.
It is wrong to not obey traffic rules. You should respect other people because you might cause a serious accident.