I'm planning to blow off some steam by biting my dog's nose, all after a long day's work.
I hope you don't mean to bite it hard. Do you think that is the right thing to bite your dog's nose?
My long day at work will be forgotten as long as the dog takes the blame. I hate dogs for being so stupid.
It is understandable to want to blow off some steam after a long day's work. But you should not blow off steam by biting your dog's nose. You should not bite your dog and should play with it to blow off some steam.
I'm creative, maybe I'll take pics of my dog with my phone instead.
That sounds like a much healthier thing to do with the dog. I'm sure you'll both enjoy it more.