I hate my life, I want to get fired.
What's wrong? Why do you want to get fired?
My boss is a complete asshole.
I'm sorry you're having a bad time at your job, but wanting to get fired is counter productive. You'll be out of a job and money if you want to go through with this.
It's fine. My parents have money and I can always find another job. I don't like my boss very much.
Rather than burning bridges by getting yourself fired, turn in your resignation and leave the job. This way, your resume and referrals will be positive for future jobs.