I like to spit a huge loogie into the family chip dip when I'm sick.
Why would you do that to family dip?
They should be sick too if I have to be.
It is wrong to try and get people sick by contaminating food.
Whatever, I do what I want.
Spreading germs like that is disgusting. If people knew you did this they would think that you're a terrible person and the truth is that doing something like this is terrible. You don't want to be the kind of person who does something like this, you shouldn't do it again.