Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? It wasn't born yesterday
Why did you need to bring up abortion?
It's a joke you retard. I just wanted to say that aborted fetuses can't be fooled.
Abortions can be painful and it can affect women bodies and their emotions. Then you have society fighting about the decisions they are making on their own body. You should read up on abortions so you can get a better understanding on what effect they have on a person and so that you can be a better partner if in the future your partner wants an abortion and so you don't joke about something that can be painful.
I heard they do it with a vacuum and they feel nothing. They aren't even aware that they are getting aborted.
That actually may not be true, so it can really help to read up about abortion and how it is done, and why it is done. Education can really broaden your mind and possibly let you stray away from these kinds of jokes.