He asked me to cool him down so I splashed him with some acid
Are you being serious? What happened when you splashed acid on him?
he is currently experiencing what it is like to be dead.
Intentionally putting acid on someone is wrong and is making the choice to cause that person harm. When you decided to cause harm to another person, you are also choosing to go to prison for your actions.
It's all right, he was a piece of shit anyway.
You have be be very responsible when you work around things like acid. Don't you want people to see you as a reliable worker?