I feel like I'm infinitely regressing
Do you like that feeling?
No, I do not.  It has a somewhat comforting effect, but there is no way I want to keep feeling like this.
It's not good to let regressive behavior take over like that. If you are having trouble moving forward, you can find someone to talk to about your problems.
I'm going to get a few drinks and cry my troubles away.
I'm afraid that I have to advise against that, strongly.  Alcohol will make you feel a little bit better in the short term, but it might be the reason why you are regressing.  At the very least, it will stop you from taking the necessary steps forward.