How do you feel about me ruining my friend's pickle eating experience?
Why do you want to ruin his experience?
I know it's cruel but I've made up my mind
You shouldn't ruin your friend's experience for no reason. If he wants to eat his pickles, let him eat his pickles in peace.
He's the pickle monster.
Everyone has a snack that they enjoy. You shouldn't try to take away his enjoyment of eating pickles for no reason at all. If he is happy and no hurting anyone, let him be.