I stole an old woman's towel today.
Why would you steal an old woman's towel? Why would you even want it?
She's always yelling at me so I wanted to get back at her.
I know you feel like this woman deserves to have something bad happen to her but it's wrong to steal from people. If she upsets you, you should talk to her about how you feel. She may not understand that she's treating you poorly.
Nah, I'm going to fuck with this woman.
Stealing is wrong, especially as revenge. You should make sure you're not doing something wrong that's making her yell. Maybe it would be best to avoid being where she is, if possible.