I'm going to toss my cheating girlfriends stuff onto the lawn
Why do you want to throw your girlfriend's stuff out? Did she cheat on you?
Yes, because she cheated on me andI hate her now
You girlfriend is a terrible person and you're fully within your right to be upset since she betrayed and cheated on you but that doesn't mean it's okay for you to throw her stuff outside. That's a good way for you to get fined.
She should have thought about that before she hurt me.
You should just tell her she needs to pack up her stuff and give her a time frame before you call the police about it. The easier and quicker the break up, the easier it will be for you to move on and find someone else.