I'm caught peeing behind a building at work
How did they catch you peeing?
A coworker told on me.
Sometimes when you have to go, you have to go, but you shouldn't in public. You could get a ticket or put on a sexual offender registry.
But cops don't check peeing people. So I should be okay.
Actually cops do check that. Next time you have to pee, find a restroom do it in.