When the teen tells me she's depressed, I'm going to give her the number to a liquor store.
Should you be letting her get liquor?
Yea I think it will help.
Telling her to get liquor is not the way to help her out. You need to get her some professional mental help instead.
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker!
Alcohol is a depressant, it will only make her worse. If you can't find her the correct help, give her the number to the crisis hotline.