I think about amputating women's hands when I go on dates with them.
I'm not sure if this is your idea of a joke. I hope you're not serious.
I find them extremely cute, plus I think it will be quite an amusing experience.
I highly recommend you seek some professional help right away. If you act on these actions you will harm people and wind up in jail.
Why are you so mad about it?
I am just looking out for your best interest, I'm sure you're having some intrusive thoughts that need to get out of your head.