One day I was just walking around, and then I got the hardest boner looking at something. I couldn't resist and started masturbating. I was promptly kicked out of he holocaust museum.
You know that holocaust museum is a place where you remember something sad, right?
It's hot though that's what matters.
A museum, especially one relating to the holocaust is no place to get aroused at. Even if you do, I feel it's inappropriate to do anything about it there. You would have been better off waiting until you got home to attend to your needs.