i was trying to make myself think i was straight so bad when i was legit tweeting shit like "i'm not gay but i want to sit on my face
That is a pretty disturbing thing to say. Do you think these are funny or appropriate things to say?
No. The joke that angers the libtards is actually fact. It's just a fucking joke. Will you libtards get off of my dick?
Regardless of your true thoughts, you shouldn't purposefully annoy people online. You only stand to gain enemies and negative social standing if you deliberately annoy people.