I'm not sure if I should do this, but I'm thinking of stealing a fitbit
You probably shouldn't. What makes you want to steal a fitbit?
I think with the stolen fitbit I will be able to keep up with my neighbors
If you make the decision to steal something, you have to live with that decision. What do you think of other people who steal? Do you want to be one of those people you feel that way about?
No, I'm not spending my life in jail.
I glad your not going through with the theft. If you want something it's good to just save up money to buy it.