I've just told my wife we're converting to Islam. I'm not religious or anything, I just want to make the fat ugly bitch cover up when we go out.
Do you really feel this way about Islam and Muslim people, not to mention your wife.
This is just a joke I made to see how you feel about it.
There are several troublesome thoughts shared here and it seems you are the one who needs to focus on learning to respect women, not Muslims. You're wife shouldn't cover up and gross generalizations about an entire religion are wrong.