I think I enjoy hearing little kids cry.
Why do you like hearing them cry?
I think them crying or hitting their parents is just hilarious!
It's sick that you enjoy children crying. Get some professional help!
Ask a real man why they like this.
I don't know what being a "real man" has to do with anything. You shouldn't enjoy the disappointment of a child crying or their parents fighting. It seems you lack some empathy towards others, try to care a bit more about their situation.