I fed my enormous snake a stunned professional rival
So you fed your snake an actual human?
It's not the first time.
Killing someone is not okay and feeding them to your pet is even worse. If you were discovered you would go to jail and your snake would be killed in order to get the remains from his stomach.
It's my secret. Promise me you won't tell anyone.
I am not sure that I can make that promise to you. It weighs heavy on my conscious that you actually killed someone.