I secretly dislike all of my friends
Can you tell me why you don't like your friends?
I don't think it's my job to answer them
You should be honest with your friends, if you don't like them that is fine. Just don't pretend that you do if you actually do not like them.
So you want me to ignore my friends? You are terrible at advice.
Then I don't know why you are talking to me, this is a two way street. My advice is still to tell your friends you don't like them and move on.