I'm thinking of burning my secret crush's house down.
Are you serious? I hope you mean when no one is home right?
I don't want to burn him alive, so yeah but I want to ruin his house.
I think you've developed a pretty unhealthy obsession here. You can't just destroy someone's house like that. You need to speak to a professional, and soon.
Why? This is fun!
Burning down a house is a disturbing though. You could actually hurt someone. Have you even talked to him to see if he likes you back yet?