I'm going to get angry about being left outside a club
Sounds like you are angry because you didn't get into the club?
I am angry because of expired IDs and such.
The day will come, probably soon, when that won't make a difference anymore. Be patient. I know it sucks to not feel include, though.
I'm going to get angry and demand to get inside.
I hate to say it, but rules are rules. Clubs don't accept expired IDs, so it is technically your fault. You should have been proactive with your IDs but the time will come when you get a new ID and everything will just be fine.