I want to get so drunk and wake up my roommate to make them take care of me
Why do you want to get so drunk?
I just feel like getting too drunk.
While I understand it might seem fun to get very drunk, we shouldn't force others to take care of us when we make these decisions. Maybe you want to rethink another idea that maybe you and your roommate could do together that is fun and more responsible.
But I want to play beer pong.
Then I believe it's your responsibility to take care of yourself when you're drunk. Your roommate isn't your mom, so how would they feel if they always had to look after you? Perhaps you can drink lightly instead, and not bother them.