Guess what? I saw flashing lights and police cars in my yard last night!
What was all the commotion about?
I had parked the stolen car in my backyard
No wonder cops came to your place. You committed a crime by stealing a car. You should think of your choices.
What? I wasn't stealing anything, it was a car left on the street by a previous owner.
Are you serious? Because the owner parked his car on the street doesn't mean he abandoned it. How would you feel if people absconded with your possessions every time you set them down and turned your back?