I spit on the baby when I was running by
Why would you do something like that to an innocent baby?
Because babies are so annoying!
It's rude to spit on people, especially a baby. I know babies are annoying and I am pretty sure you were annoying when you were a baby.
At least I didn't spit on someone
Even still, you should never spit on someone's baby, that's just wrong. You ought to leave people's children alone.