I just realized my phone pocket dialed 911 earlier
How did your phone pocket-dial 911?
It was an honest mistake. Now you got a funny story to share with others.
It was an honest mistake and I feel sorry for the 911 operator having to listen to your fart sound. Now you got a funny story to share with others.
Yes I'm going to tell this at our next office meeting.
Sounds like a good way to make light of the situation.