I have a problem: I'm secretly a problem gambler and it's ruining my life.
That's definitely a problem. Are you losing lots of money?
I'm a diva so I usually lose a lot of money
So not only is it problem, but you also happen to be bad at this problem. You're gonna run deep into debt. Do you really want to keep going with this?
I will continue to be a gambler. I need to figure out a way to stop losing.
I think some group therapy dealing with addictions would be good for you. You don't seem to be taking this seriously.