I got kicked out of the train
What got you kicked off?
The guard said that I was too loud, I was talking with my friend about some news. But it's all bullshit.
I'm sorry that happened to you.  However, if you guys were being that unruly, the guard was well within his rights to remove you from the train.
What does he know, he's just a stupid newbie who thinks he is doing his job the right way.
It is his job to do that, what if people were unruly towards you? I think you would be grateful for the guard's actions. Think about it.