Most chicks on Tinder are into hiking for some reason. Which is perfect for me because I love meeting women in heavily wooded areas!
I'm not sure whether to congratulate you on finding romance, because that almost sounded like a very dark joke.  Can you clarify what you meant?
I'm an avid dater and believe me, this is the truth. I have met most of my girlfriends on off-trail hiking trails.
It's good that you have been able to meet women who share your interest in the outdoors.  For a moment, it sounded like you were making a crude joke about violence in the woods, which would be offensive since it makes fun of people who face tragedy, so I would be careful with your wording in the future when discussing hiking.