I'm thinking of intentionally getting caught shoplifting.
Why? How do you think your parents would react?
I think they would yell and lecture me and I will get grounded for a month.
You really shouldn't shoplift. If this is some compulsion of yours, you should seem counseling. Shoplifting will only get you in trouble.
I don't care. It would be worth it to come up with a master plan to get caught.
That doesn't make sense, generally shoplifters want to NOT get caught.