I'm going to leave a few pieces of toilet paper in the toilet after I get done using it just to bother my girlfriend.
Why are you aggravating your girlfriend?
I don't actually want to bother her, I'm just pretending. I don't mind her.
But you're still going through with it, aren't you?
It's just toilet paper, why she is so picky?
Everyone has their preferences, my friend. You shouldn't question your girlfriends just to annoy her.