I'm thinking of spiking the punch at the Sunday School brunch with vodka. Isn't that cool?
Oh my goodness, really you shouldn't joke about that. Why would you spike other people's drinks?
I won't be breaking any law, the kids can drink as much as they like.
Whether it's done as a prank or not, adding drugs or alcohol to another person's drink without them knowing is illegal. If you want to drink, do so without affecting other people.
You are so mad. I'll have everyone at my beck and call.
You are still doing something to the effect of tampering. That is not cool, so don't even try it. Drunken kids could get out of hand, some might be super sick.