How are slinkys and my parents similar? They both act funny and make loud noises when I pushed them down the stairs
Why would you want to push your own parents down the stairs?
Weren't you listening to the joke? Oh, I would never actually abuse them, they're strong individuals. It's funny how they act like they arent my parents.
Jokes or not, there is no excuse to laugh about potentially harming another person. It seems like an off handed way to threaten someone. You should appreciate what your parents have done for you and cherish them.
They're going to shit their pants when they find out how much money I spend on a month.
It is good that you would never actually hurt them, but you should also work on your resentment of them.