Dealing with parents who worry too much about their kids, children who run through the streets, and cleaning all this goddamn blood off my bumper are my least favorite parts of Halloween.
Is this you attempt at making a joke?
They're in my way and prevent me from going home.
I doubt many people think jokes about hurting children are ok. Would you want someone to threaten to hurt your kids? I think I might be a bit scared if someone said that to me.
Not really, I'm just a big supporter of the First Amendment.
This isn't a First Amendment matter, rather, it's a matter of morality in that making light of running children over is wrong. You should try to be more sensitive and think about how such crass jokes might make other people feel.