I'm a hotel breakfast bandit
Why do you steal from hotels?
I am stingy and I always try to save money.
Saving money is a good thing, but not when you are stealing from a business like a hotel restaurant. Pay what you owe and find other ways to cut expenses.
I've done this for several years already and no one has ever stood up to me so don't feel special.
You know stealing food is still a crime. If you are not staying at the hotel you don't get to show up for free hot breakfast buffet when you like.