I've got something to tell you. What's faster than a speeding bullet? A Jew with a coupon.
Why would you speak that way about Jewish people?
It's my personal comment and I have the right to ask it.
The idea that Jewish people are stingy is an old racist stereotype that negatively affects the Jewish community. Stereotypes like this lead people to believe that all Jewish people are the same, and that they are greedy. Consider how you differ from people of your own race, and try not to make generalizations about people based on their race.
You don't know what I think. You are being intolerant to my jokes.
I just want to try to let you realize how these seemingly harmless jokes can actually affect some populations quite negatively. Jews are great people and not stingy, so why don't you try getting to know them first instead of getting put off by unneeded prejudice?