I don't want to celebrate Christmas. And I certainly don't want to have to see my family.
That's not good. Why do you hate your family?
Because they are cheap selfish gits
Lots of people don't like their family or the holidays. Try celebrating in a way that is fun for you.
I don't want to celebrate at all. I wish everyone would just fuck off and leave me alone!
That is a valid way to celebrate Christmas too. People can just live their own lives and ignore the holidays and the festivities if they choose. It is up to you how you want to spend the holiday season.