I wish I could step on the freshly poured concrete they're making the sidewalks with outside.
You wanna ruin their hard work?
It looks like it would be fun to leave my footprint in it.
It's not fun for the people who poured it. The whole point is for it to be smooth.
I'm paralyzed from the waist down and can't do anything like that, though. That's why I wish I could.
Well, even if you weren't paralyzed, you really shouldn't mess up the concrete.