Would it be wrong to tell my new coworker to stop slurping their coffee?
Why do you want to tell your coworker to stop slurping coffee?
I don't know why but I can't stand slurping slurping coffee.
Is it really that big of a deal for them to slurp their coffee? You're getting a bit worked up over something that you could just easily ignore.
Sorry, I guess it's stupid. I'll calm down.
Yes, that's the best way to handle this. If they're really annoying you, then you could walk away or put on a headset? Something to ignore the sound, but honestly if your biggest issue is their slurping then that's a good problem to have.