Did I ever tell you about my weird high school teacher?
What was up with him?
He had a food fetish.
This seems like a weird trait for a teacher to have if they made it known. It is completely fine to have a fetish, but fetishes are related to sex. This should not even come up in discussion to your kids.
That was last year, I'm over it now.
Hopefully that is true. You shouldn't have to worry about anything aside from getting your education while at school.