It's almost time for the kids to come out for recess, and I'm thinking of going running down the preschool playground naked.
What in the world for? Are you seriously going to run down the playground naked?
No panties, no bra, no shirt, no shorts, like that.
You are going to get arrested for indecent exposure if you plan to run around nude. There are kids around which makes it worst. It's bad and a terrible idea to run around naked at a preschool's playground.
But whatevs?
Do you really want to spend time in jail for something so silly? I think you should find something more sensible to get your thrills from.