What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Very well hung
I can see the humor in what you say, but why did you feel the need to say it.  Do you have something to say about lesbians in general?
Try asking this question to your cat if you don't get it.
Asking household pets will not help anyone, because they don't risk offending entire groups of people for no reason.  Unfortunately, by making remarks like this, you are objectifying lesbians for no good reason.  You should get to know people who are different, and you will find that they are just as worthy as anyone else.