Everyday I want to beat my wife
I can't believe you even think that way. Why do you want to beat your wife?
Because she's so annoying.  You should see how she behaves.
It is entirely unacceptable to be physically violent toward anyone, especially not toward a spouse who loves and depends on you.  Even if you are just thinking about harming your wife, she does not need to put up with that, and she would be justified in ending your marriage.
Calm the fuck down. It's a meme, get off your high horse.
It's not funny to joke about beating your wife. This is a strange sense of humor that most people would not laugh at not to mention extremely sexist.