I haven't had toilet paper for a week and I'm too lazy to get more. As a result, I've been showering a lot more.
That's a radical change. Has not using toilet paper been working out well for you?
Yes, I have to say it works out better even though it's uncomfortable.
People will find it disgusting if they find out you don't use toilet paper. Not using toilet paper is very unsanitary.
So? Who cares if they find out? As long as I don't get sick that should be fine.
I guess, since it's your body and you are still keeping clean by showering a lot. It's good you are not wasting paper like that! But I believe this should be kept a secret, even if you do shower more your public image still needs to be clean.