Why doesn't your mother move to India? I heard cows are sacred there.
Really? A yo momma joke?
People who gain too much weight aren't physically attractive.
I don't think you'd want people joking about your weight, regardless of it being high or low. We should show the same respect to others.
I love my mom, she's the best.
Then you should understand that making fun of other people's mothers is wrong, right? You shouldn't think of anyone who's fat as a cow anyway, because that could hurt their feelings.