I don't want to let my roommate back in our dorm
Did your roommate do something bad?
He was messing with my money and he stole from me, he's a chill guy but this was too much
I can see why you'd want to keep him out. Maybe you should get a new roommate. If that's not possible, you could do the move yourself to a safer environment.
I'm not going to calm down. I want to bang him, then kick him out.
You shouldn't have sex with someone and then kick them out as revenge. That's mean and unhealthy, even if they've done wrong to you.