That meal might have been a mistake. I'm not feeling too well since I ate that salad off the stairwell
I'm not surprised. What made you eat salad off of a stairwell?
I was home alone and didn't feel like going to the kitchen and then I saw some food at the stairwell.
Eating food off of a floor is unsanitary and demeaning. Instead you should find a plate to put your food on.
Wont the plate just get dirty?
Yes, it will but it will only be dirtied by whatever food you're eating. You can wash the plate in the sink after you eat.