What if I told you I accidentally told a couple of customers to enjoy their poo?
Are you serious? Why in the hell would you do something like that?
I thought it would be funny to suggest their burgers were made from shit.
You should not be rude to customers, but you should encourage them to enjoy their meal. Anytime you are rude or make a mistake with customers, you should learn from it and apologize. Continuing this behavior will cause you to lose your job.
I don't care. I hate my job.
You should look for another job. As things stand, you're not doing the customers, the owner, or yourself any good.