I'm going to leave my new husband for 2.5 months for a hobby
Why would you leave him for a hobby?
I enjoy that hobby and I'm addicted to it
Hobbies are fun but you shouldn't leave your spouse for one. You need to work on your relationship so that you can have both in your life.
Nah, when I get back I'm going to say \"you are boring so I'm leaving\"
That seems like such a short amount of time to end a marriage. If you feel you have an addiction or anxiety around you hobby it is ok to seek professional help. You can also try to include them in your hobbies.