I'm going to curse out and report my dorm mate for making a meme
Are you kidding? It's just a meme.
He stole my stuff and he keeps annoying the shit out of me. This is the last straw for me.
I know that you are angry at your roommate for stealing your stuff, but retaliating with swear words solves nothing. Confront him about the theft in a firm but calm manner.
Thievery is not to be taken lightly. He must be punished and I'm going to make a meme about how much of a loser he is.
You have the right to be angry about your stolen things, but don't you think cursing wildly would cloud your judgments a bit? Perhaps it's better to go to the police and let them handle it, you will have a lot of pressure off of you.