My Dad was present when I was born and when I lost my virginity. On both occasions, he was forced to watch as I was pulled out from inside my mother while she screamed in agony
Oh, is this some sort of joke? It seems pretty vulgar! I'm confused by your comment what are you trying to say?
I like it when I'm inside my mother. It makes me horny.
It is not right to talk about having sex with your own mother. How would you feel if this actually happened to you?
I have no idea. People should deal with life and not get so serious about everything.
You shouldn't make jokes about incest, because a lot of young children were subject to that and it is terrible. You really should not make light of it, or people with think that you're weird.