I'm going to file an insurance claim against a one night stand
What's your reason for wanting to file this?
I feel like I got catfish by the woman.
While you may believe this is a good idea, have you thought of the potential trouble that this could cause? Most people would be against you filing an insurance claim against a one night stand.
So I shouldn't get screwed off just because her dna is ugly?
I understand that you feel slighted because she didn't look how you thought she would, but you must understand that most people wouldn't agree that this is something to file a claim against. You could end up in jail if you file an improper claim.