Why do abortion jokes never work? They lack the delivery needed.
Are you making this joke about women who have had abortions? I am not amused.
I'm just telling it as it is.
Many people have no idea how it feels like to have had to abort a child, so you should not jest about things to be funny. Most abortions are made in desparity, and the moms who have done it aren't proud. Their feelings should be taken into consideration even if you disagree on their stance on abortion, because they could be a good person otherwise.