I don't want to do anything with my life but sleep, drink and browse the internet
Don't you think you'll get bored living life like that?
I'm dying to be an elderly man watching football matches, beer dripping down my chin, dad dregs all over the place.
If you want to be able to relax like that when you are older, you have to work hard right now. You need to be ambitious when you are young in order to relax when you are older.
I'm cool with being a trashebag and getting hit by a car or getting Tb or a tumor and dying of cancer.
It sounds like you might be in a bit of a funk as far as life plans and ambition goes. Have you ever thought about talking to someone about depression? It doesn't always make people sad, for many, it just makes them feel like they are in a funk.