Can I be a slob of a roommate?
Gross. Did something happen between you and your roommate?
Yes, I can't stand him anymore, he's a fat piece of shit.
It's inconsiderate to not clean up when you have a roommate. If you don't like him, maybe you can find another place to live? Being messy will make it harder for you to find someone to live with.
I was thinking of burning down his room and killing him in the fire. Just being really messy, but I don't have anything to start a fire with.
I know you are joking but don't threaten to kill your roommate. You might not find considerate roommates in jail either. You should just clean up your mess and wait it out until you can move out.