I think I am going to guide my mistress to a nice secret dinner.
Are you saying that you are planning on cheating on your wife?
I can't feel ashamed of adultery when people are paying me to have sex with them.
Your mistress is paying YOU!? Haven't heard of that before. Just because you're being paid doesn't make it any better.
I know how to please her and I'm kind of good at it. It's kind of my second job.
Even if you consider it your job and you are being paid, you are still cheating on your wife. You are better off finding a different way to make additional money so you do not have to ruin your marriage!