I want to sneeze as loud as I want even though it annoys my wife
Why do you want to sneeze the way you want to?
I love to make my wife annoyed
It is understandable that you want to sneeze the way you want to. It is your right but you have to be considerate of your wife. It is rude to do things that annoy other people.
You are just saying that because you didn't sneeze at the volume you wanted to.
I don't really take notice of how loud I sneeze... but do you think you can spare your wife the annoyance? Don't you think it can lead to some sort of resentment from her as it continually builds up? How about learning to sneeze normally, she would appreciate that and it could become an inside joke about your sneezes.