I wanted a new laptop so I stole one.
Do you know that you might go to jail for stealing?
That bad? I never wanted to get in jail for this
You could go to jail for stealing the laptop. They might put you away for a while depending on the cost of the laptop. You should wait until you have enough money to buy one.
Shit I should delete my pictures and make sure not to leave my fingerprints.
Or you could return the laptop instead of trying to cover up the crime. What you did was wrong and you need to face consequences for your actions.