I left my guinea pig without water for a week
Why did you just leave him without any water?
I don't want to deal with it anymore, I want to leave my house for two weeks. I hate the little thing.
Then give him away. It is never okay to leave a defenseless animal without any way of getting water!
I'm doing this to it to teach it to live without water. The poor thing is hardly ever thirsty.
It's an animal abuse. If you hate it so much just give it away.