I have a secret heartbreak.
Oh no I'm sorry. Do you want to talk about it?
My first love ran off with a sophmore, went to a different country
That sounds like a traumatic experience. It is good to have friends to help you through the bad times.
It's a joke, I was rejected.
I'm sorry to hear that. Rejection can be hard and it's nice to have friends to help you through a hard time. I hope you are able to get through this with ease.