Listen to this joke: What's brown and sticky? My dick, because my daughter did an awful job wiping her ass.
Are you insinuating what I think you are with this joke?
You obviously know what I meant.
So you meant to make a disgusting joke about raping your daughter? You have an awful sense of humor.
That's a lie. I'm a nice guy and I stand up for children. My daughter is the best.
Show your daughter some respect and stop making extremely crude jokes.