I think I am going to try and make the kids all dizzy from drinking too much alcohol.
Why are you giving your kids alcohol?
Well they are my step children and i find them to be evil. They deserve this hangover they are about to have.
You should not get your step kids drunk. Don't you think your spouse will be angry with you for hurting their kids? They could end up leaving you.
She won't know since they're asleep. It's not my fault that they don't have a good alcohol tolerance.
Giving the kids alcohol is just not a very mature thing to do as a parent. Sometimes it is ok for them to have a drink if they are spending time with family, however purposely getting them drunk just seems like a bad idea.