I think my farts are so bad I can blame them on the dogs.
When growing up did your parents blame it on the pets as well?
Well, when I was a child, they weren't that into animals were they?
It is embarrassing to admit you farted but you shouldn't blame the dog. Nobody will believe you and they will know you are a liar.
I guess you're right. Nobody will believe me and I don't want to admit it, even to myself.
I'm glad you are going to be more respectful and responsible. It's bad to act the way you were acting.