I took my girlfriend out today. It was her first time out of the basement in 7 years. Can you believe that?
Oh I see you might have made me think you were telling the truth. Is something bothering you about women who stay at home?
Hey! Don't get me wrong. I speak the truth; women should not go outside except for the house work
Comments about locking women up aren't cool. They hold women back because they grow up hearing statements like that.
What? I'm joking; everyone else is always too serious.
Well, you sounded like you meant it, how was I supposed to know this was a true joke although I had some guesses it might be? Next time choose your jokes more wisely and stop fooling around just to get a few laughs if you even got them.