My parents think I'm nasty, because I haven't used toilet paper in at least 4 months
Well, it does sound kinda gross. Why do you avoid using toilet paper?
I come from a wealthy family. I'm doing it just to piss off my parents. They are so cruel, they think they only want the best for me.
I'm glad you're trying to save the environment this way, toilet paper can be very wasteful and dirty. I just hope you have an alternative to wipe, because not wiping is not hygienic and can spread lots of disease.
No, I never wipe at all. Wiping after pooping is for losers and people who can't control themselves.
You should really look for a toilet paper alternative, so you can keep yourself clean. Dangerous germs like E.coli lives in our poop, and you don't really want that building up on your tush.