What's the difference between three dicks and a joke? My wife can't take a joke.
Are you making fun of your wife or are you trying to say something else about women?
This joke is actually quite funny. It's just making fun of how my wife is and how I hate her at the same time.
It's a hasty and incorrect generalization to make jokes about how promiscuous women are since women are all individuals and have differing preferences when it comes to sex. Additionally, it isn't really appropriate to joke about your wife in such a hateful manner since it ruins both her reputation and your own since you are married to her. I think it would be a great idea to talk with a couples therapist so that you can process the feelings you have against your wife and improve your marriage.