I think at this point in life, I'm just gonna mooch off of my wife.
Why are you choosing to be unproductive?
I don't want to work
I doubt your wife would be okay with that decision. Don't take her for granted like that.
This isn't some sort of communist country and I need to eat. She's willing to bend over backwards for me. Who the hell do you think you are?
Perhaps you should talk with your wife to make sure you are on the same page about this issue. There are many ways to contribute to a relationship and perhaps you are the one who takes care of the home for instance. As long as your wife is also okay with the arrangement, then it seems fine.