So get this! I'm going to pretend my roommate is going to be a doctor.
Does your roommate not plan to be a doctor?
No, she wasn't smart enough to be one
It may seem funny to pretend your roommate is going to be a doctor. Pretending to be someone you're not especially a doctor is wrong, you should be honest with people who your roommate is. If you lie the people about who your roommate is it could cause trust issues down the line.
Shut up. I'm a better person than you since I can lie so easily.
Well, okay, that's not true either. Telling lies is not something to be proud of being able to do easily.