What did my first day in school and losing my virginity have in common? Nothing. By the way, my father fucks me.
I'm not sure if you are telling a joke or if you're serious?
Well he's been fucking me since I was 3. I don't know, it's like an acquired tasted.
There's nothing really funny about child rape, and if this happened to you then it is horrible. You should speak with someone about it so that you don't continue to make light of it with jokes and can instead explore how it makes you really feel.