How does a pedophile get a kid to take off all their clothes without touching them "Simon says take off all your clothes"
Do you think its okay to joke about children in this manner?
It's no such thing as pedophilia, it's an attraction to younger age groups. So I mean if you like 13-14 year olds then go ahead and have fun.
Joking about pedophiles molesting children is wrong. Pedophilia has created many victims that still suffer with the trauma they've endured. Try to be more sympathetic to their plight before you think about making a joke.