After having sex with my new girlfriend for the first time she said, "Your definitely the biggest I've ever had." "Well, yeah," I said, "I'm an adult."
I don't like hearing jokes about molesting children. Could you explain what you meant by you being an adult?
I meant that I was huge and thick compared to her other partners.
Are you implying that your girlfriend is a child? It's never okay to make these kinds of jokes. If molestation victims hear this you may exacerbate her mental health problems in a negative way.
I'm not going to change but I understand if you stop talking to me.
You really should reconsider telling these jokes. Molestation and sexual abuse of children is a serious problem, and making jokes like this makes people think it's not a serious issue.