What's the easiest way to sneak candy into the movie theater? In the storage compartment of your rifle.
What did you mean to convey with this statement?  Is it meant to be a joke about gun violence?
Yes! I'm saying people should just bring their guns to the movies in case they should do anything, like sue someone and they want to be protected.
The explanation of your remarks is simply too confusing for me to understand it, but suggesting that people should be carrying weapons into public spaces, after such a horrific massacre, is offensive to the victims and those who knew them.  A gun that is filled with candy will serve no purpose other than scaring people who are trying to enjoy themselves.