Did you know that I made out with my boss?
Why did you make out with your boss?
I was really drunk and thought she looked hot
It is unethical for your boss to have a relationship with you. It can get both of you fired to save the company from a lawsuit.
So I'm my company's property and only I can't do stuff because of it's image?
I'm just saying that it's a bad idea to take this any further. It's generally frowned upon to have relations with your boss.