I'm going to push a guy into the pool
Why would you push the pool guy in the pool?
I just feel like doing so. I want to add some fun to this party.
It is fun to play pranks but don't soak someone who isn't expecting it. Be kind to this jerk even if they aren't.
He's the real asshole. He's the one who has to clean up the mess.
He may get hurt, and it's mean to do this push unprovoked and also since he has to clean it up, that's double mean.