I now make it a habit to arrive at parties way too early.
What's way too early?
Well, my record is six hours. My aim is to do even better.
Better!? What the hell motivated you to do this? You shouldn't arrive to a party too early. You could be wasting your time and the host's time.
You're saying it's my fault for coming to the party early?
Your making a conscious decision to barge in early, Whose fault do you think it is? If you persist in showing up hours before your hosts expect, you will develop a reputation for being rude and inconsiderate; soon, you won't be invited anywhere. You really need to rethink this.