I lost my virginity yesterday I was having sex with 5 girls at once, and it was going so well, until the kindergarten teacher came back early.
Your sense of humor about sexually abusing children does not sit well with me.
Do I even know you? You're acting like my parent.
Your comments are inappropriate, counterproductive, and potentially hurtful to those who've faced the terror of child sexual abuse. It's been proven that 1 in 10 children will be sexually abused by the time they turn 18, and the violation of these children is not funny.
What does this have to do with anything. It's just a joke.
The content of your joke is extremely harmful to these victims, that's all I'm trying to say. I think there are more tasteful jokes you can come up with that are 18+ but do not involve the mockery of tragic and traumatic experiences.