I'm being a hypocrite about junk food and calling my spouse fat
How long have you been like this?
I've been this way since childhood.
You should not condemn people for doing the same things as you. If you treat your spouse bad they might divorce you if you become abusive.
Laughter is the best medicine, but I also like making people feel bad. I want to show them how it feels once they do me wrong.
That sounds really evil. Don't you think you should be able to trust your partner and be trustworthy to them? Lies eat away at relationships piece by piece.