How about I become a snitch?
Why would you become a snitch?
You'll be surprised when you find out how happy you will become after becoming a snitch
It's rude to snitch on other people. Why not mind your own business and let people be?
This is for their own good. Knowing for a fact that their crimes are being reported to the authority.
If they are indeed true crimes, then by all means, let the authorities know. That is completely different than snitching on people for insignificant matters.