I'm not going to call my sister & nephew on their birthdays
Do you have a problem with these family members?
I find them utterly useless. I hate listening to their shit for hours.
People aren't inherently useless. You really don't think you can call and be stern when you want the conversation to end?
I won't be talking to losers like them for hours.
I don't think I can change your mind, but I really think you should adopt a different attitude towards your family.