i 'm not a pedophile some of my best friends are kids
Why do you only make friends with kids?
I have tons of friends that's why I said some not all. My friends are all grown up and there's no reason to think about sex with them.
Child sexual assault can be extremely damaging to children and affect their whole lives. Making light by joking about being a pedophile can be hurtful, just like you would be hurt if people made a joke about something that caused you pain.