What do you think of me spraying my sleeping wife's feet with catnip to get attention.
Why would you spray her feet with catnip?
Its works for me, this is part of my strategy to get her attention.
It's weird and rude to spray your partner's feet with anything. You should just let her sleep in peace.
I really need her attention, it could make me crazy.
Figure out a more sensible way to get her attention. You could try asking her out for a date or impress her with a fancy home cooked meal. Devote some time to make her feel special and she will give you the attention you crave.