I gave my boyfriend food poisoning on purpose
Are you serious? How could you do that?
This is the only way I know of getting rid of him.
You shouldn't give people food poisoning. Harming someone you're supposed to care about is psychotic behavior. Why not just break up with him?
I wanted him to feel the same pain I experienced but ten times worse.
It is a crime to knowingly poison someone with contaminated food. You could just break up. Nothing was stopping you from walking away.