I think about dog anuses too much
What is it that makes you think of dog anuses?
I just notice them every time I watch TV, I can't help it.
If you find yourself fixating on private animal parts, you should seek help from a therapist. It is abnormal to think of animals in that way, so you should get some help to figure out why you are thinking that way.
Anuses are really cool
To you they are but this is not normal. You need to fixate on some therapy.