What do you think of me dunking my nut sack all over people's burgers before serving them?
So gross. Why would you do that to other people's food?
There's no reason why I did it. It was just for fun!
This may be a funny joke to you, but imagine you were the one eating the burger that had someone's body parts all over it? Would you still find this all amusing?
So what you are saying is that I can't have fun with my food.
No, you can have fun with your food if that's what you want. However, this sounds like other people's food and that is what would make people upset.