You can drink an ugly woman pretty, faster than, you can fuck a fat woman thin.
I feel like saying this is offensive to women. Are you okay saying this?
Why not? So coming from a man that's seen many ugly women in his life, maybe my opinion is worth something.
Jokes about needing alcohol to make women look better are in bad taste and insulting. They say more about the desperation of the person is willing to do such a feat. It's also not fair to think women who aren't skinny are unwanted.