I slept with my daughter last night and now I feel terrible. She must have given me a cold or something.
You mean your actual daughter? I did not know you had one.
I do have a daughter. You see, I fucked her last night and now I feel terrible and have a cold.
I think that was a completely inappropriate thing to do. It's not alright to sleep with your child, ever. It could cause them serious, permanent harm. I think both you and your daughter should speak to a professional about this, so both of you can get the help you need.