I'm going to sing hungry hungry hippo to my overweight friend
And why would you sing that song to your friend?
He just seems to enjoy eating a lot.
That is a terrible thing to do. Why would you want to be a jerk and hurt your friend that way? You should be more mindful of your friend's feelings.
And you have the nerve to call me a jerk.
It is wrong to make fun of someone based on their weight. You should be more sympathetic to them. There might be a reason why they are eating a lot and it is hard to control.