I got caught by a children hospital's security, but all I did was steal a few. . children's virginity
What would make you do that or even make fun of rape victims?
I'm just making a joke about stealing children's virginity. You gotta have a sense of humour.
You should never joke about child rape victims, and when you say things like that it can get you into a lot of trouble.  It's highly immoral and illegal to do things like that, so I hope your joking because if your not you will probably end up in prison for the rest of your life.