Did you know that I don't believe in hitting children as punishment? I just do it for fun. Boom!
That's messed up. You like to hit children, why?
They can't fight back.
Many children are abused each year and some even die as a result. You should not think it is funny to joke about hitting children.
I was only joking and don't you understand sarcasm?
Sorry, I didn't pick up the sarcasm. It's hard to pick that up from chatting online since it doesn't express emotions. I am glad you were kidding because you scared me for a minute there.