Oh snap, it's the Masculinity Police Chief. Also on that note any man who wears fake tan isn't a man
Not all people can tan properly. Why assume such things about men that have fake tans?
It's pretty simple, men shouldn't look like women.
People are allowed to do what they want to make themselves feel like they are looking their best. Getting fake tans is not a woman exclusive activity, it is wrong to think so.
I'm bitter about it
Being bitter doesn't give you a pass to discriminate about what some men want to do. It's their body and none of your business, and some of them just burn and not tan at all. How about trying to tan yourself, you might really find this activity soothing.