I lied about who wrote it.
Can you answer a few more questions that I have then?
I'm not sure these are the answers you will want to hear.
You should not tell lies.  It is always best to tell the truth so people will trust what you say.
Yeah, yeah. I've heard this story before.
I am serious though, you should just tell the truth. I think that lying is just going to cause more trouble than it is worth.