Next time someone gets too close to me, I swear I'm going to scream at them and hit them in the face.
Uh, is this in response to something that happened to you? It sounds a bit unhinged.
I was crossing the road and fucking asshole almost hit me.
It can be frightening if you nearly get hit while crossing the road, but lashing out at someone might cause a fight. Try to control your temper and just move on. Yelling will only inflame the situation.
No fucking way. They should pay.
Defusing the situation is less likely to get you in trouble.