I always win at being passive aggressive.
You're kidding right? How do you do this?
I can be really cruel in criticizing people's works without them noticing.
It's not impressive to brag about being an ass to other people. It's very telling of who you are when you say things like that.
Nah, I don't have that many victory stories.
If you act rude to all your friends I doubt you would keep them for very long. You should just talk to people and tell them why you are upset, you would solve more problems this way.