I intend to screw up my friends Spring Break plans so I can be with my girlfriend.
Why do you have to screw up your friends' plans?
I care about her and I'm tired of my friends.
I understand you want to be with your girlfriend, but that doesn't give you the right to ruin someone else's plans.
Sorry but I feel like they don't deserve a good vacation, besides, don't be sensitive, I was joking.
Joke or no joke, just be honest about who you want to spend time with.