I've recently decided I'm a professional sociopath and stalker.
Why recently? Did you do something to fit those descriptions?
I raped a good friend of mine and have hunted down pretty women in the streets.
These are serious crimes, man. You need to turn yourself in because if you don't, you're definitely gonna get caught.
I am a bad person but I love my freedom.
Trust me, with the crimes you've already committed, your freedom isn't gonna last much longer. Turn yourself in.