I checked out some books from the public library under a fake name. I don't think I'm going to return them.
Won't they try to find out or punish someone else?
I've done some bad things in my life but nothing that bad. Besides it's the library's loss, no big deal
It is a crime to make a fake identity for a government organization. People go to jail for fraud all the time.
Yeah, I won't do that since I'd end up getting fucked in the ass by a lot of people.
Why didn't you just get a library card in your own name instead of lying about your name? Identity theft is wrong.