I schooled the children in the art of murder for hire
What was your reasoning for trying to teach kids about murder?
I am not punishing the kids, I am instead educating them for the future.
Teaching the children about murder is a very wrong thing to do. They don't need to know about things like that or get ideas in their heads.
Praise me for enlightening their future.
You should not be teaching how to murder to kids in school. The kids see enough violence in the world around them so this really sounds like a wasted class.