I'm going to beat up whoever stole my dip
Why do you want to hurt the person that took away your dip?
I like dip and can't stand living without it
They shouldn't have stolen your dip, but resorting to violence isn't what you should do. What I think you should do is go talk to whoever took it and have a conversation with them on why you want it back. Violence will only ever bring more violence and should be considered the last resort to anything.
I'm going to beat them up and make them buy me dip.
You should confront the person if you find out who stole your dip, however being violent is not a good option. All this is going to do is make the situation worse than it already is.