I lost all of my friends
What caused you to lose your friends?
Because they're assholes and I don't like them.
Have you tried to tell them how you feel, or are you just ready to throw in the towel? Friendships are a lot of work, but definitely can be well worth it.
Wow, you take this "friendship" thing way too serious. It's okay that I don't have any friends, I don't need them.
It might be okay for now but friends are important. They are there for you when you need them. You should take care to maintain their friendship.