I screamed at the baby as it slept in its crib
Why did you do that?
It doesn't matter. I'm going to be a douche to my best friend tomorrow
Don't change the subject. You can't scream at babies. It could mess with them psychologically in the future.
Wtf? Babies don't care when you scream at them.
Of course they do - babies might not be able to speak but they don't like being screamed at. Loud noises scare babies, and messing with a baby's sleep is really bad for their health and development.