I'm going to break my boyfriend's new vinyl record
Why would you want to break his new record?
He deserves it for being a lousy record reciever
If you have a problem with the way he receives records, you should talk to him about it. Breaking his record will make him upset, and he will be less likely to change his behavior if you destroy his things.
He deserve it for pissing me off.
When you are upset, it's better to talk about why you feel that way, rather than to destroy someone else's belongings. Breaking his record will not fix the way you feel, and will cause tension in your relationship.