I'm going to go scorched earth on my boss
Why are you taking such an extreme approach with your boss?
Because it's been 5 years I've been with the company and my boss is a real asshole
I imagine you're aware your actions could result in termination. Are you resigning from your company?
I'm not going to quit, I'm going to go big.
Don't let your boss rile you up. Focus that energy and place it somewhere more productive.