I'm currently thinking of 3 things I can do that will get me divorced
You're kidding, right? What are these three reasons?
1. I'm thinking about getting drunk, 2. Saying terrible things to my husband, 3. Cheating on him.
Doing things that will get you divorced is bad. You can ask for a divorce without doing things that will hurt the other person prior.
I've done it before so I know it will work.
I believe you need to halt this behavior before you start to hurt him or yourself. If you are truly unhappy, why not just tell him you want a divorce instead of inflicting all this pain? I believe the both of you deserve an amicable separation, not divorce in shambles.