I think it's my fault I am getting kicked out of one of the best universities in the world
oh no! How are you feeling about this?
I hate myself for being so stupid.
I think you're being a little harsh on yourself.  That being said, doing well in school is very important.  I think you need to try applying yourself a bit more.
Shut up you fucking biased fucking prick. I don't care what you fucking say.
I am not blaming you for what happened. You know you can ask for help if you need it. It would be a waste to lose your tuition and fail out.