I'm going to kick a colleague from my seat in front of the ceo.
Are you trying to start a conflict?
Hell no. I just want to be a bad boy in front of the ceo
Do you want them to fire you? It would be better to just quit and not harm a colleague.
Nah, I want to do it for fun. I might get a kick out of this.
I don't think your CEO is going to be impressed about you randomly assaulting another employee. I wouldn't do it.