I like my women like I like my dog: on a leash
I don't think that's a very appropriate joke. Please tell me what you intended to imply about women?
Well you women are like dogs. You should always obey your masters.
Thinking that women should be controlled like a pet dog is wrong as it denies women their humanity and reduces them to objects that are acted upon. You wouldn't want to apply that thinking to the women you care about in your life like your mother as it would be very shameful. Instead of thinking that women should be controlled like that why not consider other women with the same respect as you would have for your mother?