The last time my wife slept in I called the police on her.
Did the police actually respond to your request?
Yes, they arrested her and it was scary and traumatizing.
That seems like an over actions of the police. But since it was scary and traumatizing for your wife, you should find other methods to wake her up. Also calling the police for something so insignificant is bad since they might be needed for something more important.
How was it insignificant? I did it for my health.
You got your wife arrested for your health, how does that make sense? She will probably never forgive you now, you need to apologize and then never call the police again for such a trivial reason. That's your only hope to make it through this without getting in trouble.