How about I buy mini tampons for the sole purpose of stopping a nosebleed
Why are you using tampons for a nosebleed?
I love the feeling of stopping the blood from coming out of my nose, it feels so good..
I can see what you're saying, but tampons are not for nosebleeds, they should go into women's vaginas. You should buy tissues or handkerchiefs and use those to stop a bleeding nose. Otherwise you might end up being called a weirdo.
Haha since I'm already being called many things that are way worse that weirdo, I can care less what people will call me.
It's good to not be worried about what people will call you, but what should concern you is the fact that these weren't meant for your nose. They could get stuck or hurt you if used in an improper way.