Name your daughter after your wife so when you ask for a beer you get two and whenever you ask for sex you get a three way
Not exactly sure how to respond to this statement.
No, i have kids. But i just meant to say, don't name your kids after yourself, because they ain't yours'.
Joking about having sex with your own daughter is pretty dark. This is not really something to make light of, and hopefully this doesn't actually happen in your home. Just trying to get you to understand how some people may take this one!