I'm going to break my best friend's balls
What do you mean by breaking his balls?
He is so annoying sometimes and I want to break his manhood.
You shouldn't try to injure someone. Breaking balls can lead to pain and suffering. Causing pain to someone will lead to your arrest.
It's just trying to beat the shit out of him. He talks shit so I'm doing this. I won't hit him so hard to the point he gets hospitalized.
Why choose that path of violence? You can always ignore that person and free yourself from going to jail.