I failed a college class
Why did you fail this class?
I was distracted by the beautiful tits of my instructor.
You shouldn't let such a shallow reason be your undoing in school. There are other options to pursue in order to be able to keep focused in class.
I don't have time to do that shit. I have a lot of exams left to pass before I get my degree
Well you're not going to get that degree if you keep failing classes. Not to mention in the real world if you let a pretty woman distract you, you may end up messing up again. You should instead focus on working harder so that you know next time not to fail due to such shallow reasons.