Normally my 2 inch dick doesn't fit but. It's perfect for my 3 year old
That's quite messed up to say. I don't think you want to tell others that even as a joke.
I'm joking you fool, it's only a 2 inch silly sausage.
I don't think society will find your joke appropriate because child sex abuse is not something to make light of. The joke is not funny and I believe most people will agree. Imagine if your own daughters were sexually assaulted' by someone else, you would probably want to kill the culprit.