I once donkey punched my dog
Why would you hurt an animal in such a way?
Because he bit me in the ass harder than a bonobo.
You shouldn't have punched your dog even if he bit you. That is abusive behavior. You should have used some other form of punishment.
What? Donkeys bite in the ass all the time so it's not a big deal.
I am talking about punching your dog though. It is not nice to harm a defenseless animal like that.