I'm a pathological liar
What makes you think you're a pathological liar?
Do you want to hear my story?
It's good you're self aware, but do you know how much damage you are really doing to others by lying all the time? It's painful, deceitful, and untrustworthy. No one would want to be your friend once they realize this.
It's funny sometimes to look at people freak out when I lie to them about something.
While it's good that you're aware of what you're doing, it's not ok to deceive people and freak them out for your entertainment. You should go to a therapist and get some help.