I'm too lazy to go find batteries for my electric toothbrush.
Is it really that time consuming to put some new batteries in it?
It is when you're a lazy fuck who doesn't wanna walk a few blocks to the store.
It's not good to be lazy. Walking to the store would be good exercise and would also let you buy the batteries you need! You should go out and head to the store.
I don't give a fuck. I'm pissed at life.
If you're unhappy with your life, then you should actively work to make changes. Lounging around and neglecting your responsibilities will just make your problems worse. You should start by getting up and walking to the store for those batteries.