What do black people and apples have in common? They both look good hanging from a tree
That's atrocious. Why would you say something like that?
Black people are trouble. Should have stayed in Africa.
Making a joke about a black person looking good hanging from a tree is not right to say. This is a very racist statement and you should be careful with what you say. Hopefully you are able to reflect on this message and understand how it could come across to people.
It's only a joke? You're too sensitive. Stop being so politically correct.
I do not think that being decent and respectful towards others is something that's necessarily a "politically correct" statement, as it is merely something that's a respectable citizen should do in this day and age. I do hope you reconsider your other jokes in the future so that you don't end up being labeled as racist, and we should just all love one another.