I'm going to lie about an injury in order to be eligible for workers comp
Do you think it's okay to lie to get worker's comp?
I don't give any damn about the company and I intend to get money from them
Even though you do not care for the company you work at, you should not lie to get money from them. It is dishonest to lie to take advantage of a benefit you do not qualify for.
If 2 people get hit by a car, one will get money and the other one nothing. I got hit by a car, which is bad enough already.
All I'm saying is that if you lie about this then you are a thief, no matter what. I suggest you rethink this plan.