I always bring my own snacks into the movie theater. Do you do that, too?
No, but why do you bring your own snacks?
I'm a frugal man and it saves me a whole lot of money.
Isn't that against most movie theater policies?
It doesn't hurt them in the slightest and I can save money this way.
You're probably correct, but don't get caught or they'll confiscate your snacks.