I love to annoy my co-worker, so I am going to heat fish in the communal microwave.
Why would you cook fish in the microwave at work?
I love to stink up the place.
Cooking fish in the kitchen at work makes a big stink that everyone will hate and that is disrespectful of your co-workers. Take a sandwich for lunch instead.
I can't believe that's a crime. I'm like a fine artist experimenting with food.
It's not a crime, but you will gain some enemies at work. Keep the fish at home.