I'm thinking of using windshield wiper fluid in the cookie recipe I'm making for my nephew and his friends.
Why would you do that? That sounds very dangerous?
I ran out of an ingredient and need one to replace it.
Can't you find a safer recipe that will achieve the same looks? You are poisoning these children by putting dangerous chemicals that aren't supposed to be eaten. You are going to be a murderer or child abuser if you do this.
It's harmless, you're thinking much too much into it. Besides I'm only going to give them a little bit.
Even a little bit could prove deadly. Either buy the right ingredients, or do not back cookies at all.