I'm alone in my room and I keep farting and it smells really bad. I feel bad for my roommates every time I open the door because the odor just seeps out.
Don't you want to try to prevent more farts?
No, I just let it out.
I'm sorry that your farts are so rank, and that you have to try to keep it all in. That's good you are trying your best to be considerate to not make them angry, but you need to manage your diet better or fart outside so they don't have to smell it.
I'm going to fart so much that I lower the value of the house.
It is good you are trying to keep it away from your roommates. But perhaps you should look into some medication, there are even over the counter things you can take to try to make the gas better. It would make your life as well as your roommates' lives easier.