What does a baby look like after a minute in the microwave? I don't know. I close my eyes when I masturbate.
Wait, what? Can you tell me what you're trying to say here with this joke?
How would I know? I don't care.
Threatening violence to innocent people so you can get your kicks is not right. Can you imagine what it might feel like to a helpless baby to be cooked alive? I don't think that would be very pleasant do you?
Oh jeez.
You're regretting this joke now, but you seriously should have never told it. People are going to think that you're a sick person if you continue telling jokes like this. You should apologize and then never make one like it again.