Can I ask for a different table?
Would it be fun having a new table?
Yes I want to make memories with a new table.
It is ok to want a different table. You should be polite when you get the new table if it is an inconvenience.
I want to be an ass hole since it is easier that way.
I think you should be kind when asking for a new table. You have a right to sit where you want in a restaurant, but be kind about it.