I don't want to eat my wife's dinner
Why don't you want her dinner?
I don't like tofu so what man would eat that?
We all have our likes and dislikes with food, so it's okay to not like some things that your wife cooks. You have to tell her though instead of keeping it to yourself or else you'll keep eating tofu you ate.
WTF. I was just joking.
Oh, so you like eating tofu then? Well I hope you enjoy her dinner!