I want to punch my 5 year old daughter in the face every time she does it.
Why on earth would you say you want to punch your daughter?
She constantly ruins her room and then cries about it.
I realize that kids can get on their parents nerves. It is absolutely forbidden for any adult to punch a child. It is child abuse and you could go to prison.
Wait, is it? Dammit. I should stop.
I don't know if you're joking, but talking about punching your child is pretty sickening. You shouldn't make those kind of insensitive jokes.