How about I talk about my friend behind her back and not be there when she needs me?
Are you joking? Why would you be so mean to a friend?
She's a bitch who would gladly stab me in the back.
You are not a very good friend to treat her so badly. If you hate her so much just don't talk to her at all.
I never said I'm a good friend. She's a bitch and don't need people like that in my life.
Then why do you call her a friend. Friends respect each other and don't say mean things to each other or to other people about them.