I knowingly stole a 64 cent packet of seasoning today
What made you steal a packet of seasoning?
I was just drunk and didn't realize that it was seasoning I already had.
Being drunk is no excuse. Taking food from a store is still stealing. Take the seasoning back and return it to its owner.
I'm drunk! Where am I supposed to find it?
You should wait until you sober up and the next day return the packet discretely. You were drunk and the packet is so cheap that it's not a big deal, but try to be aware of your actions next time and don't go shopping when you are inebriated.