I completely lost track of my texts and sent way too many
Why did you send too many texts?
I like to drunk text quite often.
You should try and control that impulse. You can annoy many people like that and someone could miss an important message if you send too many.
Jeez, I don't remember what I said. I did not mean to spam her 100 times.
Well maybe you should try sobriety sometime. I bet all that pinking was super annoying. Do you even remember what you were telling her?