Did I tell you that I used to wipe bogeys on my poodle?
That is sick. Why would you do that to your poodle?
I used to be indifferent to my poodle so I'd do things like that, but I like my poodle now.
You should not do gross things such as wiping snot on your dog. It is gross and unsanitary, and it is degrading to your dog. You should carry tissues if you need to blow your nose.
Dude, I used to be a kid.
I get it, we all do weird and nasty stuff as a kid and it's great you grew out of it! Because that could have given diseases to your dog, it's best that you did stop. I hope you give your dog twice the love from all of that.