I like to pretend in my head that I have a drinking problem to make drinking more interesting
Don't you think it might be a problem if you continue to pretend like it is?
But pretending I have a drinking problem makes it more interesting.
I can understand how you want to seem more interesting, and it is okay to pretend but you need to know boundaries. Alcoholism is a serious problem and that is not something you want to pretend you have. You would be offending those that have this illness and upset them.
But I like pretending to be those type of people.
You should take alcoholism more seriously. It impacts many people lives in a negative way. It's not something you should pretend about because that makes light of the harm it causes.