What is tiny, red coloured, and climbs on a woman's leg? An abortion with homesickness.
Why would you need to make a joke like this?
It's just a joke man. Don't worry, I'm pro-choice so it isn't even a big deal.
Regardless of which side of the fence you are on, I do not think that this is subject matter that we should joke about. Abortion is not really anything that we should be joking about.