What do you think about the fact that I give myself a bj about twice per week?
Why do you give yourself a bj?
I read  somewhere that it enhances your sexual pleasure, gives energy and helps with overthinking.
It's great that you're able to give yourself a bj, you don't need anyone else to do that for you. I hope it's true what you read about it.
I'm still not seeing any of these benefits, what the hell?
Well this is a good lesson to learn, that you can't believe everything that you read. While it may feel good, the benefits you read were probably just made up for clicks on the internet.