I think I put my hand in my pants way too often.
Do you really mean that? Why do you do that?
I have a special relationship with my hand.
You should recognize what you are doing is creepy especially in public. You should seek help if this is an addiction.
I'm single and I'm tired at night so what if I want to hump myself.
That's completely find if you do it alone in private, we all need ways to relieve ourselves! As long as you know where to contain it, it shouldn't be a problem.