Gotta a real knee-slapper here: What's the difference between a Jew and a Hot Pocket? Hot Pockets aren't responsible for 9/11.
My knee is in no danger of being slapped. That joke fell flatter than a pancake.
I just made it up. What did you expect, Andrew Dice Clay?
The joke makes no sense, though. Why would Jews be responsible for 9/11 because we all know it was Muslim extremist that committed 9/11. Even if you made it up, it sounds racist and isn't funny because don't forget the suffering Jews had to endure during the holocaust.
I'm sorry I didn't mean anything bad. It's just a joke people make people laugh.
I do appreciate your apology, it shows you have some consideration for other people's feelings. It's wrong to wish ill on a whole group of people you don't even know, and FYI, 18 of the 19 highjackers were from Saudi Arabia. The other highjacker was Egyptian; ironically, neither country is very fond of Israel.