I'm gonna joke abo y friend's child molestation
Why in the world would you do that?
My friend said that being touched by a Father is the worst experience in his life.
You don't want to open up your friend's old wounds. It could send them spiraling down and having to go through that ordeal again.
Or it could make them think of me as the guy they can talk to about anything.
What you will do will only hurt your friend. Don't do it unless you're prepared for the friendship to end.