What do you think about me triggering one of my school's office staff?
What do you mean by triggering them?
Making them upset. It's more of an art than a science.
You shouldn't deliberately trigger and make their life harder. They go through a lot of trouble for students and want to help you and keep you safe. You should be thankful they are there, not trying to trigger them.
I just want to piss them off. I will do whatever it takes to trigger them.
It's wrong to intentionally create tension and conflict with school staff. It would be wise of you to use your time at school productively and strive to have a positive experience.