In hopes of growing a tree to harvest fried chicken, I planted a fried chicken bone.
It seems like you really like fried chicken, yes?
I was bummed I didn't have more fried chicken and I wanted to be clever and plant the bone.
Wishful thinking on your part. I do agree planting a bone for a fried chicken tree sure would be nice.
Oh, I thought it would work.
I totally get loving fried chicken as it's delicious and it would be great if planting a bone would grow more, unfortunately it's not a thing that would work. Hopefully you'll be able to go to the store and buy more so you can satiate your craving.