The Bible is actually 100% accurate -- especially when thrown at close range!
Many people would find your joke highly disrespectful.
Tis logically sound and is a fun game to play, thus making me think what else the bible would be great in doing.
It is kind of inconsiderate to joke about the bible and not take it seriously. Religion is a very large part of many peoples lives, and to make a mockery of it will most likely not go over very well.