Can you believe I once ate my girl out when she had a yeast infection?
O.M.G. Really? You have got to be kidding me. Ew! Why would you do that?
I didn't know until it was too late.
I hope she just forgot instead of hiding it from you.  She really should have let you know beforehand, as eating someone out who has a yeast infection is very unhygienic.  You could've gotten sick!
Well, she is dead to me.  Can we stop talking about this.  It is grossing me out.
I think you might be more aware next time, although it depends on so many factors. Maybe you can both take a shower before you do that next time at least to wash away some of the germs.