I like my women like I like my scotch; 12 years old and mixed up on coke!
Is this what you think of women on alcohol?
It is what I think of my women on coke. I like clean and sober people.
Though I understand you are joking, you still shouldn't joke about such things. It's harmful to victims of child abuse as they may still be dealing with the trauma of their childhoods. Saying such things may exacerbate their condition.