I like to pretend I'm smoking a cigar whenever I'm eating pretzel rods
Do you think it's makes you look cool to do it?
No clue, but it makes me feel good.
I think everyone pretends to do that every now and then. It's okay to fake things as long as you're playing around. There is no harm in doing it as  long as you know it is just for fun.
Thanks for your approval, it makes me feel better knowing you approve of my fake smoking.
It seems pretty harmless unless you eat too many pretzels. Its way better than real smoking yeah?