I straight up just ate two boxes of tagalongs
Why did you eat so many?
I always want to shove that unhealthy crap down my throat.
Eating a lot of junk food such as Tagalong cookies is bad since it has a lot of sugar and calories and will negatively affect your health. You should not overeat as it can lead to serious health issues. If you are finding yourself having issues moderating your eating you should talk with a therapist to find ways to cut back.
I appreciate your concern. I am going to eat some more tagalongs.
I hope that you were joking about that.  But if you still face a compulsive desire to eat more cookies, then this is something that you should talk to a therapist about.  Your health is too important to ignore.