It pains me that I secretly crush up pills and put them in grandma's meals But I'd be fucked if I got her pregnant
Are you saying that you drug and have sex with grammy?
Yes, and I take drugs.
Making a statement about drugging and having sex with your grandmother is kind of wild. This is really not something to joke about as these kinds of things really happen to people out there. Not only that, but drugging your grandmother could be dangerous for her wellbeing.