Can I tell you something? I just masterbated at work
Why would you do something so vulgar at work?
To remember those good old days.
I understand that this is just human nature, but really, at work? You should at least wait until you are in the privacy of your own home.
I can't help myself, I am a sex fiend.
It is wrong to have sex at work even with yourself. If you have a sex addiction there are programs you can join if you feel it is ruining your life. You could be fired if you get caught at work.