What's the difference between a computer and a woman? You only need to punch information into a computer, once
Dang. I hope you do not really punch any women.
As I said women only need to be told once.
You may find this amusing, but if someone else were to hear this then they would assume that you hit the women in your life. They may even call the police or tell others and everyone will believe you're a woman-hater, is this what you'd like to happen?