How do you blind a woman? You put a windshield in front of her face.
That's not nice. Why would you say something like that?
I never learned how to drive.
You could hurt a lot of feelings when you say that women drivers are blind, so I do regret to say that I do not appreciate your joke. What you could have done instead is to make the joke about you as some form of self-depreciation, in which you are less likely to offend someone else.