I literally never wash my hands after going to the bathroom
Why don't you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Because I'm lazy and I don't like it. Only one percent of shit gets into my hands after touching the toilet seat.
It's disturbing that you do not wash your hands after using the toilet. You should practice better hygenie by taking two minutes to clean up properly.
Don't judge me.
If people knew that you do not wash your hands properly after using the bathroom, they would not want to be around you. Many people find poor hygenie unacceptable.