Did you hear about the rape victim? Of course you didn't because I never get caught.
What do you mean by that statement? Are you saying that you rape women?
I'm being sarcastic but in women in general tend to make a big deal out of nothing.
It's not appropriate to joke about something like rape. Rape is a very damaging assault that leaves a lifetime of mental scars on it's victims. You should not make jokes about their pain and suffering.