my dragonite brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, can you trade me that? and i'm like, fuck off retard
Can you tell me why you have called them a retard?
I don't think you can fully understand unless you suffered yourself.
I know that what you're saying is just a lighthearted joke, but it is 2021 and people who are still freely saying "retard" are prone to be very insensitive and cruel. I suggest you do not call people retard and instead try to be more wholesome and just use "dude" or "man" to address them so that you won't be seen as someone who is insulting.