What do you think of me once masterbated in my school parking lot?
I think you are crazy. Why did you masterbate there?
I thought it was so cool being so naughty.
You shouldn't masturbate in public places. It's creepy and you risk getting caught by a child.
Sounds like you're misinterpreting something. I masterbated in my car, not in a school parking lot.
Even if it's in your car, it is still in the public school parking lot where there are a lot of cameras and people walking around. It's probably wise to never do that again, or you might end up on social media. It's going to be so embarrassing if someone sees you doing that, but I am glad that it seems to just be a one-time thing that you did.