Is it weird that I've been taking imaginary sips from my coffee at the cafe for ages?
Why would you need to pretend to sip from your coffee?
I saw a friend of mine do it and it made him look more important and that he needed a lot of coffee.
That's pretty interesting and I guess I get it. It's fine to pretend like that as long as noones getting hurt I suppose. It might not be something I would do but I don't thin there's anything wrong with it.
I should do it again and talk to someone on the phone. I should try to look as important as possible.
Just don't go overboard with pretending. It's okay from time to time but you also need to focus on the real world as well.