I'm going to call security on my long distance military girlfriend
Why would you do that to your girlfriend?
I still think she deserves to be yelled at.
Whatever your girlfriend has done to upset you should be a private issue, and dealt with by the two of you. It is childish to act in such an aggressive manner, and it could cause real consequences for her, that you probably didn't intend on.
My plan is to just mess with her and annoy her. Hey, I'm doing it for her own good. She never listens to me, so this will help her a lot.
Whatever your issues with your gf, having security go after her when she did nothing wrong is not correct. Would you want someone harassing you over something that you didn't do?