I'm thinking of giving my poodle a bath with a toaster in the water.
Do you want to kill your dog?
The poodle stinks a lot and I think a warm bath might make it a bit better.
If you put a toaster that is plugged in into the water with an animal, the animal will get electrocuted. You should not do something that will hurt your pet. As a pet owner, you are supposed to be responsible and take care of your pet.
Dogs aren't as smart as humans and can't get electrocuted like humans.
Yes they can. This is animal abuse and it's illegal. Just take your dog to the groomer if you're worried about its hygiene.