I'm so narcissistic.
At least you're honest about it. What do you like about yourself so much?
I'm extremely good looking and just overall have a high self-esteem.
While being a narcissist in its own right is not great, it is a good thing that you are honest with yourself. Admitting you have a problem is the first step to bettering yourself. Wanting to become a better person is the most valuable trait one can possess.
Yeah well you suck.
I am sorry if I upset you with what I said. Recognizing your own faults is good, but you also need to work to improve them. You should try to be more humble so that people will like you more.