There is this tattoo apprenticeship I want to steal.
Why would you steal an apprenticeship?
I just want to, and I don't like you asking me about it so disrespectfully.
If you want an apprenticeship that another person rightfully earned, then you should work hard and try to earn the same opportunity yourself. Stealing it won't be a good idea; if your skills aren't up to par you won't make it in the industry. Hard work is better than cheating to get ahead.
Don't talk down to me, I'll make it anyway.
You will do better in your apprenticeship if you can prove how much potential you have. That's the best way to go forward in your chosen profession.