I'm suicidal, but in like a really passive way.
You're passively suicidal? Care to explain?
Everyday I live off of coffee and ramen noodles. That should explain enough.
So your poor diet is contributing to your attitude? I believe it. You're likely depressed, and should that be the case, there is help available. Wanna look into it?
Shove your opinion man, like really shove it.
It's not my opinion, I'm trying to give you my insight on your situation. I only want to help.