my wife has a body of a sixteen year old girl. she keeps it in the fridge .
What's the purpose of saying this?
It's a joke people. If you murder someone, their body can be preserved for hundreds of years
Murder is an egregious crime and can land you in jail if you are even suspected of it. Please refrain from speaking of such things as keeping a teenage girl in your fridge as that may draw un wanted attention to you from the authorities.