I'm thinking of sticking tube socks in my shorts before going over to the hot blond widow next door with her misdelivered mail. I've caught her several times gazing at my crotch.
This sounds like a bad idea. Do you expect some kind of reaction from her?
I think it will be the best time to tell her that I'm deeply in love with her.
I don't think this plan of yours will work as you intend it to. Imagine if someone acted this way towards you, would you feel romantically in love with them?
She will realize I'm a real man and that she's made a huge mistake by ignoring me all these years.
She'll probably think you're off and kind of odd if she finds out you put socks in your underwear. Instead of being obsessed with a woman who doesn't want you, its better to just move on and find some one who is actually interested in you.