I live a double life
Can you tell me about your double life?
If I tell you, I will have to kill you
Haha, good joke. Seriously, though, if you're lying to multiple people, it's going to catch up to you. That might spell trouble.
I didn't think it through.
Clearly you didn't, but there's still time to change. You can set things right, but you need to start being honest.