I drink alcohol and then drive home.
Why are you going to endanger yourself by drinking and driving?
Yes, I always do that and it never hurt me
That doesn't mean that you will always come out unscathed, because driving drunk is highly irresponsible and dangerous. One day you are going to kill yourself or others because you feel so invincible. You need to just call a taxi and be safe rather than potentially kill others.
But this is fun and I am too drunk to drive.
I think you acknowledge that you're not supposed to drink and drive, but you're ignoring being cautious and driving drunk anyway and I think that's not a good thing as it is only a matter of time that you would be in an accident if you continue to do so. I hope you change your ways and safely drive in the road for your own safety and the safety of others.