what's pink , five inches long , and makes my wife scream when i put it in her mouth ? her abortion .
This comment doesn't seem very appropriate. Do you mean to say that abortion makes women scream like this?
No, I'm just saying that the 5 inch thing isn't me, it's her abortion.
Abortion is a very serious health procedure that shouldn't be joked about lightly. It is a controversial topic in society and these types of nasty comments only serve to inflame the tensions. You should find something more appropriate to joke about.