How come you don't have a Chinese name like Ling Ling or something?
What are you trying to say about asians?
If you're not an American than you must be Asian and if you're Asian and you have no name that's acceptable in American then you're an idiot and you must have an Asian accent too.
I think it's really awful to generalize an ethnic group like that. You should put yourself in an Asian person's shoes then read what you just wrote. Don't you think you'd be a bit offended?