Can I steal 50 cents?
Are you serious? Why would you want steal 50 cents?
Because I want to be like the kleptomaniac heroes on TV.
Stealing money is wrong, even if it is a small amount. You should realize that TV is not reality and you should not model your behavior after what you see on TV.
I understand. I'm going to steal more now!
It's not funny and it's not something you should keep doing because I think most will agree with me that stealing is not cool and they are not heroes. You are a very capable person, so why not just get a job?