When a boy goes goes to live in a girls dorm, shit goes down. But when a girl goes to live in a boys dorm Shit gets pulled out
Can you explain  what you mean by these statements?
What? I'm sorry. If a man enters a room, he finds a girl there, then you can say the guy is gay.
I don't think it is appropriate to joke about sexual assaults on campuses. Women and men already have a hard time of finding people who believe them. That could hurt someone, You might be in a similar situation someday.