I have the ability to run very quietly, and lots of chloroform.
Do you condone the type of attackers who use chloroform?
Of course I do. Otherwise, we're all bigots.
While you may believe you're just telling a funny joke, there are a lot of people who have been assaulted in the past that wouldn't find this sort of thing funny. You should watch some documentaries about survivors or sexual assault and maybe then you would not find it such a laughing matter.