I think I am going to lock my mother out of the house.
What makes you want to lock your mother out of the house?
she was being a total bitch
It's understandable to have disagreements with your parents. I think you should reconsider this because it may be a bit too extreme locking your out of the house.
I was kidding. I love my mom.
I'm glad you're telling me now that you're kidding, I'm glad you love your mother. I would just be careful in the future about telling us the people because they may act not as understanding.