What's the difference between a 4 year old and a cucumber? One is used for self pleasure, and the other is a cucumber.
So what you're saying is that you think that child sexual abuse is funny? That's pretty messed up!
I only meant that the child was used for self-pleasure and a cucumber is used for cooking and dining. You see I am not like those ignorant liberal snowflakes who see things in different way. I feel almost offended you think I meant otherwise.
The vast majority of people in america wouldn't think this joke is very tasteful. It's saying that children are seen as sexual objects which is very insensitive and tarnishes our children whom we value very much. People may not like you if you use such jokes.
Of course I'm not a pedophile you idiot. I want make America great again.
While you don't view yourself as a pedophile and think you're just telling a harmless joke, most people won't share your same views on child sexual assault being something to joke about at all. Those children go through hell and to make light of it will piss off a lot of parents.