I have very particular tastes. For example, I like my beer like I like my women -- 8 weeks old and locked in my fridge.
Aren't jokes supposed to be funny? What you just described makes me want to vomit.
I didn't say anything about sex, I only made a joke. Besides, it can't be molestation unless the victim files a complaint.
Suggesting an 8 week-old infant should be locked in a fridge for your sexual gratification is depraved and disgusting. It might be helpful to listen to victims of sexual abuse. Empathizing with them might help you avoid making jokes that are harmful.
You're trying to be too politically correct, which is stupid. Plus, I kinda like the joke.
I don't understand how you can get your chuckles from the situation you described. Children who have been traumatized like that are scarred for the rest of their lives. Image if someone told you that joke after your child had experienced the scenario you described?