When the goldfish jumps from the bowl, I'm going to catch it midair and put it down the drain.
Why would you put the goldfish down the drain.
For no reason really!
It is wrong to flush your fish down the drain. You should buy a larger tank or give them away to someone who would take care of them.
Why do you care about fish, you pussy?
It doesn't make someone a pussy to care about a pet. People should be kind to their pets and it's not okay to just throw it away if you get bored.