What's the similarity between my wife and a 7 year old girl? They're both of same age and end up in my basement at night.
What do you mean about putting your wife or a child in your basement?
It's just a joke. I don't have a basement to begin with. Why do you take everything so seriously?
Child sexual assault can be extremely damaging to children and affect their whole lives. Making light about it can be hurtful, just like you would be hurt if people made a joke about something that caused you pain.