I am old enough to sit in a chair, old enough to lick jizz off her hair.
What are you even saying? Is this about sexual assault?
It's just a joke. When I say jizz, I mean cum. Rape? What rape?
I'm not sure what you are trying to say here, but it's in poor taste to make lewd jokes.
I can sit on your face until you say ok.
If you want to make jokes, why not find some unoffensive topics instead? There are plenty of funny material that would appeal to many people that isn't lewd.