I have the devious plan of disposing the body and a trip to the moors.
Are you being serious right now? Why are you disposing of bodies?
It gets too hot in my house, so I'm going to dispose of the body before it rots.
If you have a dead body in your house then you are doing a bad thing by trying to get rid of it. Call the police to report the body.
Nah, what are the police going to do about it.
The police are going to get this situation taken care of, I don't know what you have to do it this but you need to do the right thing. The longer you wait the more likely you'll be a suspect of a crime.