I like to take a lot of laxatives before going to work so I can spend most of the day in the bathroom.
Seriously, do you not like work that much?
I really don't, but I do like money.
There's nothing wrong with wanting to take a break or stepping out of work every now and then, but what you're doing is both rude to your employer and potentially unhealthy for you. You should probably consider a different job that requires less of you.
This is a good job; I just don't like working.
Regardless of how much you like working you shouldn't be taking laxatives and putting your digestive system through that. It will likely have long term effects.