What Do You Do When Your Dishwasher Stops Working? You punch her in the face and remind her of her  job
Do you really believe in bashing women? I am finding this to sound unreasonable to read.
I told you, it's just a joke. Women are not strong enough for a punch and I make fun of that
I think you are being so uncool by stating how women are only there to serve men, even if you might be joking another way. Take the words and turn them into something that doesn't make you seem so indifferent.