What do you think about me lying about being an Orthodox Jew so I didn't have to work nights that my retail job?
I think it's a bad thing to lie about, is there any other reasons you lied about it?
I simply don't like work and I want to get time off.
You shouldn't be lying to try and get out of work. If you don't want to work there any more you should think about trying to find a new job.
But I hate that job and they are the worst. It's the truth.
If you dislike your job that much then you should look for another job. If they catch you on the lie and you continue to make excuses not to work, most likely will end up getting fired anyways.