This guy really just said "I have a safe amount of black friends" tf is that supposed to mean sir ?!
I'm afraid I don't get what you mean with "safe amount of black friends", what does that mean?
I mean if you have too many black friends, you will be a victim of a black crime, this is obvious
There's no real reason to believe that having too many black friends will cause an uptick in your chance of having to be a victim of black crime. A lot of people will believe you and your friend are both racist for thinking this is a real thing, and you may lose a lot of your other friends when they find out this is your thought process.