I killed my friend in the cave so I can make some food.
Is that some kind of joke? I hate to hear that. How did you kill him?
I hit him with a stone to his head
Well, you shouldn't kill people. It's not the right thing to do and you don't want someone else to kill you, right?
I'll cook him with the mushrooms and fish. I need the food.
I just really hope this is all a big joke. If you did kill someone you need to turn yourself in. You didn't need to eat him If you had mushrooms and fish.