What do you think about me wanting to eat all of my son's cake on his birthday?
That's mean. Why would you eat his cake?
My son doesn't deserve sweets or cake
The whole point of his birthday is to celebrate your son. Eating all his cake is just plain mean and will ruin his day. Share the cake with everyone instead.
Why? I don't give a shit about my kid and he is just a moron anyways. I like being mean.
If you truly feel that way then your son may grow to resent you, you know? Do you really want to have a child that doesn't love you or want to see you whenever he's older?