I'm a masseuse and I supplement my income by giving 'happy endings.'
Why are you giving clients happy endings?
Because clients pay me and I need the money
When a person gets a massage, they are expecting a legitimate, professional service. What you are doing could be construed as prostitution and might bring criminal charges!
You're too serious about everything.
I'm sorry, but this is a serious issue!  If prostitution is illegal where you're working, you need to cut it out before it gets you in serious trouble!  I'm just trying to protect you.