Man, I really hope these people who make New Year's resolutions would hurry up and fail?
Woah, why do you want them to fail?
I want my gym back. They take up too much space and use the equipment inconveniencing me.
Wanting to have more space to yourself makes sense but you shouldn't hope for people to fail just because it's inconveniencing you a little. Try to deal with it and maybe even consider helping some of them, you might make some new friends in the process and help make someone's life better.
I was just being a jerk because I'm depressed.
In that case, you should probably get help for your depression, even if that's just talking to a friend. You will feel better and not be as annoyed by the people at the gym.