I just took a dump at work and the toilet is clogged
Why did you clog the toilet?
I just feel like leaving some dirt behind, I'm sure the wife will appreciate this.
You should have dealt with the clog before leaving.  It's wrong to expect others to have to deal with your own mistakes!
So I should have noticed I clogged it and then tried to fix it?
Yes, exactly. No one should have to clean up after your mess but yourself. Imagine if you were in the same position and were forced to deal with someone else's mess.