emergency door on planes it has all the do not open while in flight signs on it because you know someone somewhere turned to his wife and said honey i 'll be back in a minute
I will say this to be polite, but what you're saying is pretty negative.
I am not saying bad things, it's just that I don't appreciate some women.
I know this has to be coming from somewhere in your past, and you may want to think about getting counseling to figure it out. I don't think jokes about women driving men to kill themselves would be accurate or funny to a lot of people and they may think you're weird.