The white crud underneath my big toenails smells like parmesan cheese.
What are you going to do about it?
I've already eaten it sad to say.
You should not be eating crud that is under your toenails. That is unhygienic, you need to do a better job of cleaning yourself.
I wasn't hungry. Just needed to know what it was like to taste it. I know that's gross though.
Your curiosity has gotten the best of you. Stop being so curious, like a cat. You know what happened in that story, right?