I know it may seem odd but I'm wanted for 7 counts of unlawful yodeling in the country of Switzerland.
That's interesting, can you tell me what unlawful yodeling is?
It is about violating traffic regulations for playing too loud on my acoustic yodelhorn.
You should respect a country's rules if you're going to visit them. If you want to practice your yodelhorn, maybe you can do so quietly so as not to disturb others.
Yo that's shit. I don't care if it bothers anybody or if get in trouble, I am still going to do it.
You're entitled to your own opinion, but the law is the law. If you don't obey the law you're going to continue to get in trouble. You already have 7 counts and I'm sure you could do without any more.