I'm going to try to see a six year magazine subscription to my elderly neighbor has terminal cancer.
How can you con her in that way if she is really dying?
Relax, she's not dying - the cancer is just an excuse.
If your neighbor has terminal cancer, then selling her a six year subscription is rude, and she won't be alive to utilize it. If you trick her out of her money, she'll have less money to spend on her treatment and less money to leave behind to her family. Find someone else to sell your magazine subscriptions to.
I don't care about all that. Good excuse to sell to more people who think it's a good deal.
You're not being kind towards your neighbor and selling her this subscription is callous and wrong. Even if she doesn't purchase it, it might make her think about how she won't be here in six years and upset her. Please don't be cruel.