I'm thinking of going to various subreddits and threatening to kill myself if a female doesn't volunteer to sleep with me.
Do you really think that threatening to kill yourself will get positive female attention?
Women are so stupid. I think it will totally work.
Your low opinion of women is noted, but I would suggest that you simply get to know some women to find out how really intelligent most of them are and let things naturally take their course in order to find a good relationship.