I'm going to get on the bus awkwardly
Why would you awkwardly get on the bus? It sounds somewhat dangerous.
Bus drivers are literally retarded. Once I was really awkward to get on the bus, the driver literally moved the bus backwards while I was literally on the bus.
You should get on the bus normally so you don't confuse other passengers. Otherwise they may think something is wrong with you.
Nah, I'm going to do it weirdly to prove that drivers are so stupid.
Aren't you concerned that it would take extra time and also cause misjudgment by the bus driver? I'm sure you already proved your point, but don't be reckless or you might cause problems. The last thing I want is for you to get hurt, like spraining your ankles.