Okay this is gonna sound gross, but I swallowed gum and found it intact in my poo
Um yeah that sounds gross. How did you know it was in your poo?
I constantly check my poo for foreign objects.
I know that you find your poo fascinating, but it isn't appropriate to make it a topic of conversation with those around you. Keep your personal information to yourself or you will end up losing friends over it.
I have no friends, no life, and no soul and my only 2 friends are my poo and hamster so you see I have better things to do than talk about them.
I think you should consider finding a way to meet people. It's important for people to have friends who they can talk to about life. You'll feel less lonely once you have friends.