I'm a slacker and I fake illness to get out of work a lot.
Why do you fake illnesses to avoid working?
I enjoy it because then I don't have to go to work.
It's not right to pretend to be sick to get out of work, because your coworkers have to do extra work to make up for it. If you don't want to go to work then you should call out ahead of time so they can find someone to cover your shift.
You can't tell me what to do, I don't listen to what people I dislike say.
Faking an illness to avoid working is irresponsible. You should fulfill your work obligations and use your days off to relax.