I'm not going to take responsibility for what I did when I was drunk.
What happened while you were drunk?
I smashed a window and broke a table.
Whether you were drunk or not you still damaged property. You should take responsibility for how much you drank for it to get to that point.
I need to be freaking drunk to admit my fuck up. Honestly I didn't mean to do it but it don't matter.
It seems like you may have a problem with drinking. You need to own up to the damage you caused, and probably look into controlling your drinking as well, before you get into real trouble.