My son is hungry so I'm thinking of giving him some perler beads to eat.
You're going to feed your son plastic beads?
See, I don't have kids yet, I was just testing how it works.
You likely got the reaction you're looking for with that statement. Funny little joke, though.
Nah man... Not a joke. I thought of those perler beads since they are round and colorful.
You can make your child sick with this, and that doesn't seem worth it. Why put someone you love through that?