I fed my whole school laxatives
That's not good, why did you do that to your classmates?
I don't care what people think. But I hate them.
You shouldn't give medication to others. That is awful. They could be allergic to it and get really sick.
People are assholes so I wanted to make the school shit their pants.
You have committed a criminal offence and if they found out you did it, you will surely be put to trial and be put to jail or pay a huge amount of money. I hope that you have learned your lessons and not sabotage your school as it is a place of learning, and you have blocked people from learning because of the stunt that you did.