Just go up to her, bro, and remember to smile. This is a setup, they are setting you up to fail to laugh at your miserable life.
What are you trying to say about women? Did this happen to you?
God I wish it is a personal experience. I am making this up and yeah, it's mostly what I've heard from them.
Most women are good people who won't laugh at you behind your back. You need to have more trust in people and more trust in women.
I actually believe that women can be a man's best friend. Men can certainly be a woman's best friend too.
Well that's good that you at least believe that women can be your friends, because it sounding like you didn't like women very much by your statements. Women aren't just waiting for you to fail so that they can laugh at you, and some of the most supportive people in my life have been women.