What do you think of me placing something in front of the door
What are you going to put in front of the door?
I am going to put something that block the door so that I wouldn't have to touch the dog.
Blocking the door is a fire safety hazard. It can also be dangerous to other people trying to get in and out. You shouldn't block the door for your own benefit as other people also live on the property and you need to respect them.
I was just messing around with you, do you still want me to answer it?
You just can't mess like that when it comes to safety. Being safe should be our priority in life.