Daddy give it back! I guess my 5 year old daughter doesn't get how virginity works.
That is abhorrent to say. Do you really think joking about sexually abusing a child is amusing?
Oh I'm sorry. I guess you're right.
I'm glad that you are willing to apologize for making a joke about sexually abusing a child. It's a serious issue and shouldn't be joked about it since those jokes cause harm to victims of abuse. Anytime you feel like telling a joke like that, you should think about if you would tell those jokes if you or a family member was sexually abused as a child.
I'm sorry for joking about child abuse. I don't know what was wrong with me.
It's okay, I forgive you. It can be super traumatizing hearing these things, even to people who haven't had that experience as a child. There are always better jokes to pass around.