How about I make a harmless joke about a female co-worker's make up at work?
What kind of joke would you make about your co-worker?
I asked if she was a clown after she made such an ugly face
It's wrong to make jokes about other's appearances at their expense. They'll be hurt and feel self conscious about their makeup habits. Tension from this exchange may carry over into your work with them.
Shit, I can't think with you telling me I'm wrong all the time. You're stressing me out and being hateful. I'm going to say stupid stuff and make jokes just to piss you off.
That is very unkind of you and I hope that you reconsider. You shouldn't make comments about other's appearances. You should be more considerate of other's feelings.