I'm planning on urinating on a park bench tonight.
Why do you want to urinate on a bench?
Do you really want to know why? I am not sure if I should tell you.
Urinating in public is something that many people consider gross and inappropriate. You should not urinate on a park bench since it will leave the bench dirty and not be able to be used until it is cleaned. You should instead urinate in a restroom or bathroom so that your bodily waste can be disposed of hygienically and without affecting others.
I've had a feeling that you were judging me.
I'm not judging you, I'm saying it for your own good. You should urinate only at designated places. Urinating can cause spreading germs around so you should avoid it.