I'd love to announce to you and the world how I'm trying to eat better so I have been buying salads. Is this a good time to say it?
I think it is. What made you want to eat healthier?
I want to lose fat from my body.
I think that is a good reason and motivator for you. Its good to prioritize your health. There are other things you can eat besides salads that will still help you lose weight.
I will have to find out what those foods are. My body is not good enough. I have a lot of fat and I am ugly.
Your health is what matters first and foremost. If you don't worry about how your body looks and just worry about your food intake then it will all fall into the right place. Your body is not ugly, it is just abused by the food you give it in excess.