I'm so lazy I don't want to attend graduation
Why do you want to do instead of going to graduation?
I want to stay home and watch TV.
Graduations are really long boring ceremonies so it is understandable not wanting to have to go to one, but sometimes we have to do things that are boring. After spending so much time putting in the work, graduation is an event to celebrate all the work you put in and to allow your love ones to show how much they care.
What do you care, it's not like you know me.
I'm sorry, I don't know you well but I do know that feeling! I skipped out on two of my graduation ceremonies, but one was mandatory and like I said it was so boring! It's good you have the choice to spend your time more productively, and I hope you enjoy what you watch.