I can't buy a hoe tonight. Do you know how enjoyable it is to make sweet love to my hand?
Please tell me what you meant by "hoe" I can't believe you are telling me this.
You know what's a hoe, right?
I am familiar with the word as a slang term for a prostitute, but I was hoping that wasn't what you meant. It's very indelicate to think that you should be able to pay women for sex, or that their only value is the sexual service they can provide.
Suck it.
I'm sorry if you are not happy with my response. I am just trying to tell you that a handsome dude like you doesn't need to spend any money to get a woman. Women are more than objects, and maybe one day you will come to realize this as well, because sex with true love is way better.