I'm thinking of reading tl:dr summaries have made me extra lazy and now I barley read a whole post anymore.
Why are you thinking you're extra lazy now?
Because I can't be bothered to read a whole post anymore and the summaries seem to provide enough information for me.
Have you considered you could have ADHD? There is evidence it causes the same reaction.
I'm really bored so I'm going to read the summary.
I hope you have fun reading. If you have other problems it might be helpful to tell your doctor so you can get help if it really disrupts your life.