I'm going to be rude to my neighbors
Why do you want to be rude to them?
The neighbors are always being so fucking rude to me.
Neighbors can be annoying but it is not good to start trouble with them. This could cause an escalating series of problems and you won't be able to avoid it since you live so close.
Why are you so toxic?
I'm not trying to be toxic, I'm just trying to help you avoid more problems.  If your neighbors are rude, you shouldn't lower yourself to their level.  Just ignore them and go about your life.