I stole boxes of candy in third grade
Why did you have to steal candies ?
I was surrounded by morons and I wanted to be running the show.
It's rude to call people morons, so you really shouldn't do it. In addition, it was wrong to steal candy, even if you were only in third grade. I hope you realize that what you did was wrong and haven't done anything like it since then.
I know what's best for me. Don't tell me what to do you stupid idiot.
I'm just trying to say that stealing isn't a good thing to do. It's not only immoral but illegal as well. If you're caught you could get into big trouble, so I suggest that you stop stealing.