I am going to laugh at any person that attempts suicide
Why would you laugh at someone who attempts suicide?
Because I enjoy laughing at people who do something so foolish.
People who attempt suicide need genuine help and you are being cold and unfeeling to people who feel so hopeless. You need to be more understanding and sympathetic or you will find yourself with no friends or alliances.
Suicide is lame and I want to  mock those who do it.
If you don't feel empathetic to people who are suicidal, at least don't criticize them. Leave them alone and focus on doing something creative and productive.