Can I put a dog in the Salvation Army kettle?
I don't think you can. What did the dog do to you?
It's a little mean, but my parents will love it, and I don't know what else to do with the dog.
It definitely is mean, you shouldn't stuff a dog into anywhere! They could die or be stolen to somewhere really bad, you are an animal abuser. Just give the dog to your parents and that's it.
It's my dog, so I can do whatever the fuck I want with him.
Even if he is your pet, you cannot abuse it. Abusing animals is mean and cruel and people will think you are a psychopath.