I eat a lot
Why do you eat so much? Do you eat alone or is there a person you like to be with who also eats a lot?
Yes it's my wife. She's a pig and I also think she looks fat.
It is important not to overeat. Gaining too much weight can be bad for your health.
Tell my wife, she's the overweight one with an ass like a dump truck. I'm just big boned.
Regardless of your body type are you sure that your wife would appreciate being called fat? Many spouses would be upset by that remark. Perhaps you should try to not say anything about your wife's appearance that might upset her.