How many small children does it take to suck a dick properly? I don't know. Let me count.
I don't know what you meant there; could you please tell me more? Better yet don't because I sense some really unacceptable words.
Who cares, it's just a joke.
I think you are being very inappropriate when it comes to your humor. Is there something in your past that made you think it was okay? Counselling or watching a show on tv how those child victims suffer after a rape might change your perspective on it all.