roses are red , violets are blue i don't have a dildo, but a corkscrew will do .
I don't understand, what do you mean?
Well, I just think it's hilarious and relevant to be honest.
I doubt women want to use dangerous makeshift sex toys. People should be free to experiment with their own body as long as they are safe.
I don't understand why you think it's so complicated.
I understand that this is a joke, but it is also important that you are gentle with yourself. You can get seriously hurt if you put things inside of you that aren't supposed to be there.