I only go to church to pick up on girls with daddy issues
I hope that this is a joke, or do you really have a thing for girls with issues?
I like girls, given that they are good looking, but not if they're crazy
Well then you shouldn't be going to church just to find girls who have emotional issues. You are taking advantage of the vulnerable. And if you are religious yourself, wouldn't you worry about committing sins in God's house, right under His nose?
I'm just looking for action.  If I get her into my bed and we had a hard time, then at least I got my action.
Most people would tell you that you shouldn't take advantage of women who are in a vulnerable state. While you see this as something fun, it could really hurt their self-esteem to be used like this. I hope that you are willing to reconsider.