Imagine giving an American cop a Pepsi at a demonstration! He would shoot you in the face and tip foaming soda over your twitching corpse
Are you making a claim about the police in general here?
I love comedy and fun. I'm not serious here, it's just a joke
Even if you are making a joke, it may be kind of insensitive to claim all cops act like this. Cops have a very difficult job, and to group all cops into the category of cops that shoot people without good reason is hurtful. There are plenty of good cops out there that do a great job protecting our country.