I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool. How do you like that?
Why would you spit in someone's face?
To show them I am the coolest person around.
It sounds like you are very insecure. You should never be so disrespectful as to spit on someone's face. This is also illegal and you could go to jail.
I'm going to do it anyways.
Spitting on people, far from proving your coolness, only shows your immaturity and it is disrespectful to people. Have some dignity and treat others the way you want to be treated.