What do you think of me thinking of putting toenails in the salad bar?
Disgusting. Why would you want to put toenails in the salad bar?
That would be funny to see the reaction of the customers.
You should not go to restaurants if you are not capable of being a decent human being, putting nails in someone's food is disgusting. If you get caught, you will likely be banned from entering the restaurant again.
Fine, I don't care. I'm going to do that shit anyway.
You need to care. Tampering with food is a crime and you putting your nails in the food could also get you in serious trouble with the law.