I need to split my speeding ticket.
Why would you want to split a speeding ticket
I can't afford it and want to split the cost.
It is wrong to expect people to pay for your mistakes. You should always obey the traffic laws so you don't get a ticket.
I didn't know that, I get so mad when people tell me what to do.
Take this as a learning lesson for the future. If you have problems paying you can show up to court and prove hardship paying the ticket. They can try to give you a payment plan that is workable.