I love taking my blind daughter out for drives.. Every time I hit a speed bump, I tell her it was a dog.
What is with this joke about someone who is physically impaired?
Actually, I thought about putting her on a skateboard but that would hurt SO BADLY!
That sounds rather unfeeling to say about your own disabled daughter. If you were blind she would not have joked about you that way. Bring her up instead of down, she might just think more highly of you this way rather than the other way.
She loves it when I make fun of her.
No one loves to be made fun of, least of all your daughter. When you use your daughter as the butt of your jokes it hurts her. Drop the jokes and love her unconditionally.