What's more fun to eat than eat than Girl Scout cookies? Girl Scouts!
Umm what are you trying to say about these kids?
I can't really tell you what made me make a joke out of it, but it was a damn good joke.
It is unfair to joke about sexual assault against children. I know a psychologist that can tell you how an event like this changes a child psyche if you like. I think we could both learn a lot.