I want my son to grow up to resent me so I'm gonna name him Alfonse.
Why in the world would you want your son to resent you? That sounds horrible!
I do because it makes me sad that my parents gave me a stupid name. So, I want to pay it forward.
You shouldn't be actively trying to do things that will make your child dislike you. As a parent, you are meant to take care of and love your child. Just because you resent your parents doesn't mean your child has to resent you.
But they named me after a dog!
I understand being frustrated with your parents if you don't like the name they gave you, but you shouldn't want to make your won child resent you. Parents and children should ideally get along and love each other. Don't you want your child to have the type of relationship you wish you had with your parents?