I'm planning to spend all day organizing my collection of human skin.
I'm horrified. How did you get a collection of human skin?
Well, I'm a butchers son.
Collecting human skin is at the very least something that people would consider strange. Even if you legally obtained it, most people would be concerned about you and think you killed someone to obtain it. You should really think about throwing out your collection of human skin.
Woah, I'm not sadistic. I just wanted to show people my collection of skins.
I would think twice about doing that as you may be in a legal trouble if someone reports you and you will be questioned how did you get those human skins. I hope you have safer and less controversial collection instead, those collections such as stamps or trading cards, that other people will not find horrifying to know you have a collection of.