I'm planning to quickly rub the chicken's face against the cheese grater.
Why are you going to rub the chicken's face against the grater?
I think it would be funny.
That is not a funny thing to do, that is cruel. Find some help for these tendencies so you do not hurt others or yourself.
Fucking how am I supposed to care about you judgmental pricks?
Going to therapy will help you care about other people. You should not be mad at others for no reasons at all.