I'm going to call my friend an idiot for not knowing basic geography
How are you going to tell him that?
I'm going to call him a retard
It is pretty mean to call your friend names for simply being ignorant to geography. People only know what they are taught, so if your friend doesnt know then they may have just never had the opportunity. In addition to that, some people are simply more interested than others in certain fields.
He's an idiot with such lack of forethought and I have a wide vocabulary that I can whip out on him. I am going to wax my friend until he is able to spell the word \"geography\".
Don't you think you'd intimidate him or make him feel really bad for not knowing? You two are friends, why not rather teach him instead of attacking him? I'm sure he'd love to learn these things without being made fun of for it.