What's the difference between a baby and a apple? I don't ejaculate on a apple before I eat it
What are you saying about kids?
No my dear child. I'm suggesting you should ejaculate in advance before you eat the apple.
It's really not okay to joke around about having sex with children. Think about how a victim would feel if they heard you saying this.
I love my kids and I would never have sex with them.
I hope so! It is just downright disgusting to joke about a serious subject like that. Moving on would you like to learn with me how we can spot and report signs of child abuse and turn this into something good?