Is it weird that I take longer in the bathroom than most people?
Why do you take longer in the bathroom?
I like to take my time I guess.
I don't think you're the only person who likes to use the bathroom. As long as others aren't waiting to use it, it doesn't matter how long you're in the bathroom.
I like to take my time so others have to ask me to use it, it makes me feel superior.
You should take as much time as you need in order to do your business, but once your done, why not let others use it too.