I'm going to laugh about not making my husband's breakfast.
Why would you laugh about not making him breakfast?
It's funny how he can be so self-centered
Relationships can be difficult but laughing at them will not make the relationship better. It will hurt their feelings and lead to fights.
I don't care about the relationship.
It seems that you are unhappy in your relationship. Rather than laugh at your partner and make the relationship worst, you should discuss the problems that you are having.