I broke the back windshield wiper of some dude's car
Did you break the windshield on purpose?
I don't know anymore since I've gone berserk. But it's ok, no hard feelings
Actually you should apologize to him. You should not damage property that does not belong to you.
Yolo.
You really should have left a note after you broke it and offered to pay. If you do that to the wrong person, you could get in legal trouble, or someone could decide to beat you up. It could be really bad.