Just been chatting to my neighbour's teenage daughter It turns out she's really into aliens and UFOs . Which is cool because tomorrow she's getting abducted.
Are you really planning on abducting your neighbor's daughter? I hope not!
Since apparently you liberals can't take a joke, no I wasn't serious. My neighbor's daughter is smart. I have no plans to abduct her but was just trying to be funny.
Well I am glad you aren't actually planning on going through with that! However, joking about abducting someone is offensive and makes light of the suffering that victims of it have gone through. How do you think your neighbor and her daughter would feel if they knew you were making jokes like that?