I have this irrational fear, it is that I would get pulled over and arrested.
Do you think it's likely for you to be arrested?
No, I am being sarcastic about the fact that no one is going to pull me over.
That's good, because it's bad to break the law.  Keep a clean criminal record and getting pulled over every now and then shouldn't be a problem!
I was just getting to that, but now I'm thinking it's bad that no one will ever pull me over and arrest me. Why isn't anyone arresting me? Am I the only one that's been a bad driver?
It sounds like you want to get pulled over. It is dangerous to drive recklessly and you could go to jail. Don't do that is jail is a fear.