I'm thinking of hanging myself in my closet right now.
Why do you want to hang yourself?
Because I got no friends, I feel alone
I'm sorry you feel this way, but killing yourself is never the answer. You do have people that love you, you just don't realize it and are pushing them away. You need to ask help to finally see the light in it all.
I was only joking about commiting suicide. Can't you take a joke?
It isn't okay to joke about suicide. It is a serious issue and can make people very concerned.