My plan this Halloween is to turn off my lights and pretend I'm not home.
Don't you want to celebrate and give kids candy?
No. I want to have fun by myself at my place by not answering the door.
Taking part in the Halloween tradition is something that most people really enjoy, and it is good for the younger generations. You shouldn't be so self-absorbed and instead you should take part in the festivities. You might even like it.
I'm going to turn off my lights no matter what you say.
I understand feeling like it's a hassle, but you really should celebrate by giving candy to the children for Halloween if you can afford to. I bet when you were a kid that you went door to door and got candy from people. Now that you're an adult, you should return the favor to the new generation of kids.