What do you get when you catch a baby on a bayonet? An erection
Are you telling me that babies turn you on?
Yes, it's just a joke that triggers the snowflakes. They can't take a joke. They get offended over everything I tell you.
Child sexual assault can be extremely damaging to children and affect their whole lives. Making light about it by making jokes about having sex with a baby can be hurtful, just like you would be hurt if people made a joke about something that caused you pain.
I'm offended now.
You should be offended, it is not okay to make jokes like that. You should not joke about touching children inappropriately because that can be so damaging to their well being.