Did you know that I used to catfish a lot?
That's pretty shady. What did you like about it?
I like fooling idiots.
You have a terrible personality if fooling people gets you off. Find something more constructive to do with your time.
I have no friends anyway.
Not having friends is not a good excuse to catfish because what you are doing can hurt those that you are catfishing. Also, I consider you a friend, so you do have me as a friend, so please stop catfishing because those relationships will never be real.