One day I decided to beat up an evil Jewish goblin, they look like the bankers from harry potter and when I stomped on him it sounded like a squeak toy.
What do you mean?! What did the goblin sound like?
Like when you stepped on a little mouse's head
You shouldn't have beat him up, it's immoral to harm another person. Keep your hands to yourself and live in peace with your fellow man.
That was so satisfying, I hope he won't come back.
Why would you want to hurt someone just because of what they look like? Would you want someone to beat you up because of your looks?