I'm thinking of getting the attention of the police and telling them I'm the fugitive because I feel lonely and want attention.
Huh? Do you really think this is the best way to get the attention of someone?
It's a legitimate way to get attention from other people.
You could get in serious trouble by seeking attention from the police by lying. They could shoot you.
It's all legal since I only have a big, big gun with me.
If you have a gun during this and the police see it, then you could not only get placed in jail but also shots. You really need to think hard about if this is worth it.