I plan on lying to my girlfriend.
Why would you want to do that?
Because I'm looking to get her attention and maybe cause a little drama.
It's not right to lie to someone just to create drama and gain attention from them. You should seek help from a mental health profesional and try to get yourself right for your relationship.
I will try my luck, and ask for sympathy from my girlfriend anyways.
Like I said, I highly recommend not doing this. The thoughts you are having seem to be pushing you towards hurting people. Make the first step to seeking professional help because this will really help you out.