If the Washington Capitals ever win the Stanley Cup I'm going to kill myself
Are you talking about suicide?
I've never said anything about killing myself. I just mean the Caps better win it soon or else I'm gonna kill someone.
People who try to commit suicide are going through things and it is not okay to joke about. Making light about it can be hurtful, just like you would be hurt if people made a joke about something that caused you pain.
Okay then, if the CAPS don't win the cup, ALL MY FRIENDS DIE.
It's not okay to joke about suicide, and it is not okay to joke about murdering your friends. It's never okay to talk about death or murder, so I hope you stop, specially with the reason is that your favorite sports team did not win. I hope you just focus on trying to enjoy the matches on the sports you watch, rather than taking things to the extreme.