I like my women like I like my grass Cut into pieces
That doesn't make sense to me. Why would you want women in pieces?
No, I said people should cut their grass into pieces, not women.
I think most of the women in your life might be offended by this joke. We should all try to support abuse victims and help if we can. Do you think you would be interested in learning more ways you can support victims of abuse?
No, I don't really care of these issues. Not my business.
Well if you feel it is not your business, please also accept that joking about such matters isn't your business either. Find a better sense of humor that isn't so crude to women.