I farted on a plane
Gross. Were you embarrassed or regretful for farting on a plane?
Why should I be embarrassed or regretful?
It is rude to fart in public. This is something that you should feel embarrassed about and apologize for. If you do not others will think you are rude.
Who cares? I fart if I want, it's only a little bit of gas and it's not like it would kill anyone.
I get that we all pass gas and while you should avoid doing it in public, sometimes it happens. Sure, it won't kill anyone, but the polite thing to do is apologize to those around you.