How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his whole damn family.
Why do you say that that about plumbers?
Because plumbers are some of the most sadistic scum I have ever met. Families of victims mourn their loss ? Ha! As if I care about that, you are all subhuman assholes anyway.
How many plumbers do you know? If you had a bad experience with one, that doesn't mean they're all bad.