I think the dumbest crime I ever committed was shoplifting.
Were you caught or did you get away with your crime?
I got caught and I paid the price
Well I hope you use it as a life lesson going forward. I'm glad that it was the end of your shoplifting as well.
I turned myself in to get some attention.
While I don't think you should have did it just to get attention, it's at least good that you turned yourself in. It's always important to know when we've done wrong.