I think my mother thinks that I molested her.
Why would she think that about you?
I don't want to tell you, I just made this up because it sounded good
Well if it is the truth, you should know by now that it is wrong. It is not okay to touch anyone with out permission.
I was just joking around. Can't you tell? I don't really think it.
You shouldn't joke about things like that. It's not a funny topic and it's gross to say things like that about your mother.