I'm thinking about treating my girlfriend like a dog.
Why would you treat her like a dog?
She understands what I'm asking her to do, but doesn't listen. I feel a dog would be much more obedient.
Your girlfriend isn't an animal and treating her like one is going to upset her.
It's not my fault if she wants to stay in a relationship with me. I'm shocked she wants to.
If you're trying to drive her away, mistreating like you intend to is likely to do the trick.