I'm going to make my friend cry after making a short joke. I don't think he can handle it.
Why would you want to make your friend cry?
He hates me and he said some bad things about me. I think he has it coming.
It's understandable to want to get back at your friend if they haven't treated you well, but telling them an offensive joke to make them cry is pretty immature. If your friend is generally hateful toward you and he said bad things about you, then the best thing to do would be to end the friendship.
You are a bad person. I'm going to stuff broccoli down your throat.
Why are you trying to be so mean? I was just trying to help and let you know its bad to hurt someone else and to try to make people cry. Now you are trying to do that to me too!