Would it be OK, if I smashed the eggs at a grocery store?
What? No. What makes you want to smash eggs in a grocery store?
I want to see a shitstorm
Smashing eggs in a grocery store is wrong because the employees will have to clean up your mess. Grocery store employees have enough to do without you wreaking havoc.
It's a joke, jeez.
Yeah, well, joke or not, don't make more work for employees. They'll treat you better if you're a good customer.