I put my hair in my mom's food for mothers day
Are you kidding me? Why put that in your mom's food?
She's been annoying me.
Sorry, but that's gross. Don't put stuff in other people's food. That can cause them to get sick.
Nah, she's fine.
Hair may be mostly harmless, but don't you think your intentions were malicious and gross? How would your mom feel if she found out a part of you was in her food? How about telling her why you are annoyed instead of tampering with her food?