1 out of every 10 people in the world live next to a pedophile. not me, I live next to a little boy with a phat ass
It's great that you do not have any pedophiles who live near you, but why joke about young boys?
Just because I'm not a pedophile, why would I care about about one?
It's inappropriate to joke about children in such ways. If you are making a joke saying that you are a pedophile, but you do not know any, then that is not ok. Pedophile like behavior is intolerable and even making jokes about it raises a lot of red flags for other people.