I'm thinking of kicking the puppy back and forth across the grass.
Oh dear. Why do you want to abuse a puppy?
Yes, I'm going to do it, until she gets tired of being kicked. I'll have a good laugh when I see her jumping around with all that pain.
Pets love us humans unconditionally, and we should show that same love and respect to them. Think about how upset and confused the puppy will be if you decide to kick it. Instead of kicking it, I think you should show love and respect to it.
Stop being a spoiled sport.
Kicking a puppy is animal abuse and can have severe consequences if someone sees you doing it. Instead of kicking the puppy, why not spend your time doing a hobby that you enjoy? Surely there's something else you would prefer to spend your time doing.