My wife's been driving like crap lately and I don't know why. Its probably got to do with the fact I gouged her eyes out.
Are you really joking about assaulting your wife?
Wow I didn't expect such political correctness. It's just a damn joke and makes people laugh, not that important.
I don't think it's funny to make light of spouse abuse. I think you should try imagining yourself as a woman and see how you'd feel about such a joke.