I'm going to steal from other servers and customers
Why would you steal from servers and customers?
I like stealing and I can't help it.
I understand how impulses can cause strange urges.   You should not steal from others at work.  In could get you fired or even worse, in legal trouble.
It's just a little thing so it's fine.
Stealing is not a little thing, it's a pretty big deal. Plus you are hurting the people you steal from.