I want to pretend that I have AIDS in a job interview
Why would you pretend to have aids?
I believe that by pretending to be sick I will get more attention and respect from people who are interviewing me.
You shouldn't do that, it's rude to make up medical problems if you don't have them. You should be honest in your interview.
You're too conservative and should chill out.
I think that conservatives and liberals alike would agree that it is wrong to lie about having a serious disease just to get a job. However, even if you don't see it that way, at least consider the practical issues. When your bosses inevitably find out, you will almost certainly be fired, and they will likely recommend to other companies that you not be hired there, either.