I want my cause of death to be listed as ''nerd thighs. died happily after a stereotypical nerdy man jumped on him and strangled him with his thighs.''
Why do you think your cause of death should be listed like that?
I love thick thighs.
While it's okay to like thick thighs as a sexual fetish, it isn't appropriate to want that fetish to be the cause of your death. You should try to be more mindful of the legacy that you will leave behind as it can affect your family's reputation. Having an odd cause of death would cause people to gossip and it would reflect poorly on the rest of your family members.
I'm going to do it anyway, it doesn't hurt to try.
You are being selfish here. You need to think about how your family will be viewed if you put that fetish as your cause of death when you are gone.