When I'm out biking, I like to only wear my undershirt and underwear.
Interesting. Why exactly? Is it thrilling or something?
Yes, it is exciting to ride around in my underwear
I'm surprised you haven't gotten in trouble. Society deems what you're doing unacceptable.
I have to be a bad kid once in a while, it's fun!
I don't think you're hurting anyone, so I'm okay with your biking habits. Just don't start biking naked and you'll be okay.