Time for the joke of the day: Why did I hang my wife in the front yard? To let her friends know that now I'm available.
Killing your wife and bragging about. Gee, that's a real knee-slapper. Not.
Excuse the metaphor, but this way I kill two birds with one stone: do away with the little lady, and line up some dates for that evening.
Your wife is a human being and not an object. It's wrong to make jokes about killing her. She's not your property that you can do whatever you want with and then discard.
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
Even if you're just kidding, it's wrong to joke about killing your wife and bragging about it so you can immediately date her friends. How would you feel if the roles were reversed.