I'm pretty sure I'm an alcoholic... and I don't really care.
Are there any signs that make you think that you might be an alcoholic?
Because I drink every night. I blew all my savings in one month on booze.
I can see why you would say that. You should care more about your body and your health. If you think you have a problem you should see out AA meetings, so they can help you get back on the right path.
I'm too drunk to know what that meeting is.
Then just wait until you sober up and then go from there. If you can acknowledge that you have a problem, it is the first step. AA is a place that can help you for sure.