For our night of romance my wife undressed herself in the public transit
What did you think of your wife undressing herself in public?
I thought it was pretty hot after that we had sex like crazy. One woman threw up and a man jerked off.
Having sex in public will lead to you and your wife being arrested. Instead, you should spice up your marriage by having sex in a new location, like a hotel room.
Yeah, that's a good idea. I'm busy booking a room as we speak.
I'm really glad that you decided to find a private place for you and your wife to enjoy yourselves. Now you won't have to worry about being arrested.