I'm going to throw myself down the stairs, burn myself with cigarettes, scratch my face up, and bite a chunk of skin out of my arm then I'm going to call the police crying and tell them that my boyfriend beat me up
Why would you hurt yourself and blame your boyfriend?
I want to be seen as a victim.
There is no excuse for false allegations of abuse. You'll be hurting your boyfriend and could make people who have actually been abused less likely to be believed.
Shut up. I'm the one that gets to decide what's best for me. And who the fuck are you to tell me what is best for me?
I think you should reconsider this because you could end up in a lot of trouble with the law if you make a false report.