I've never been happier to poo
I am not sure I understand. Did you used to be constipated?
yeah, but now I drink coffee and it makes me poo.
I'm glad that you have figured out a way to feel comfortable. It's okay to feel relieved that you are no longer constipated.
I wish I could be happy about it more but I figure there may come a day when I'll be unhappy about pooing.
Usually people are happier when they do not have any issues using the bathroom.