What do you think about the fact that I once stole a Jesus lanyard?
Why did you want to steal the lanyard?
I just wanted to have something from an event that is important to me
I'm glad you enjoyed the event, but it wasn't right to steal the lanyard, even if it was an inexpensive item. Next time you go to an important event, bring extra money for a souvenir or take pictures to remember the event instead.
I'm going to lie and people will think the morality police picked me up and detained me for stealing a lanyard. I did it for the lulz and I will be framed.
Stealing, even something trivial, shouldn't be taken lightly. Stealing is a bad habit to get into. If everyone behaved that way, a small loss would soon become a catastrophic loss.