I'm afraid I'll be too gassy to keep it in on a date. What should I do?
Will it hurt when it comes out?
If you accidentally fart, the only thing that will hurt is your pride
Even though farts are sometimes unexpected it is not good to fart in public. People with you will also be embarrassed.
I don't care, I have to fart.
If you feel you have to maybe excuse yourself to the bathroom or find a more private spot to do it.