I have the urge to join the Navy, and it's not because I want to defend America but because I want to get gang banged in the laundry room.
I really hope you're joking about joining the Navy just because you want to try to do that.
It's just a fantasy I've had for a long time now.
If you are in the military for those reasons then you may not be in the right place. Those in the military should be focused on the goals of the military. If you are not you could land yourself or your fellow soldiers into dangerous situations.
I joined the military basically because I like gang bangs.
Yeah I get that, but what I'm saying is you're joining for all the wrong reasons. Joining the military is all about defending your country, joining for sexual pleasure is extremely immoral and looked down upon.