What's the difference between an 8 year old and an oven? The oven doesn't cry when I try and stick my meat in it
What are you implying about kids, that they want to be hurt?
They are just never content and up to crying. You gotta put them back in the ovens.
I think all kids should be able to live free and not have to worry about being targeted by predators. It seems unfair to joke about something so serious when these events can change a child's life forever.