I just shoplifted a pack of ramen
Are you serious? Why would you steal something?
I'm going to steal from my friend
You're displaying a pattern of problematic behavior.  If you continue to break the law like that, it's going to land you in jail!
I'll take my chances.
That is very upsetting you are doing things like this. You shouldn't break the law by stealing. If you don't have money you could ask to borrow some or go to a shelter for some food.