I'm not going to IKEA with my wife and apparently that makes me a loser.
What is your reasoning for not going to IKEA with your wife?
I have no f*****g idea why I should go to Ikea although she promised me that she will cook something special for dinner
Going shopping can be boring, but it is something that has to be done. Also, as a couple you are expected to do things together. These are things that make relationships stronger.
What about this makes me a loser? Who decides that couples should do this and that together?
You're expected to spend time with your wife and sometimes that involves doing things that might not particularly love doing. Going to IKEA won't be that bad and it will make her happy, as such, you should suck it up and go and have a good attitude about doing so.