What do you think about me soaking a chipmunk in lighter fluid and then lighting it up?
Why would you burn a chipmunk to death?
Well it's destructive to my yard and I'm sick of this.
There's much quicker, humane ways to dispose of problematic animals. Setting them on fire is awful.
Oh please. I'm tired of these chipmunks fucking up my yard. I need to do something now.
People with think that you are extremely violent and dangerous if you are murdering animals in this way. You should just try a safer option instead.