What's similar between a bible and a penis? Both of them are shoved down your throat by a priest
I'm wondering if you are an Atheist? Is that why you make these types of jokes?
I mean I don't believe in a God.
I get that some people aren't religious. But why joke about something as serious as sexual assault? Not all priests do that sort of thing and lumping an entire group together is wrong, and it will make people think less of you. Maybe find some safer jokes so that you can continue having friends? I worry about how some people could be offended by your words.