I'm going into hiding for the next 4 years
Why do you think that you need to go into hiding?
It's just important for me to get away from it all for a coup!e of years.
It is not normal for people to runaway from their family and friends. You can take a short vacation if you feel the need to get away for a while.
In these four years I'm going to find a beautiful woman and have sex with her a lot.
I think that you should focus on just staying out of trouble. There is no need to be that extreme and hide from others.