You know she told me she loved pet bunnies so I'm going to roast her one for Christmas.
Are you serious? Are you going to cook her pet?
She'll suffer for her bunny and that's what she gets for lying to me.
It's wrong to take out your anger an innocent, helpless creature. If you can't talk things out, just move on. If not, consider therapy.
They are no such innocent. Bunnies are gross and disgusting dirty smelly little pieces of shit
Even if you don't like bunnies, you shouldn't be cruel to them. If you are mad at your girlfriend then be mad at her and talk to her about it. Don't take it out on somebody's pet.