I kicked a gypsy in the nuts when he tried to ask me out
Why would you kick someone just for asking you out?
I didn't like his looks or the fact that he was a gypsy.
Hurting someone for the act of asking you out is wrong. If someone asks you out and you don't want to go, politely tell them no.
I don't need your help. I would rather go to jail for this.
I doubt you would love being in jail, there are so many criminals in there who would try anything with you. You should just be more civil to people and not judge by looks alone. Say no and stop kicking people.