I'm going to give my wife a bad gift and get upset when she rejects it.
What is your reasoning for doing this?
Well, I didn't want to give her any gift at all.
Why even give a gift to your wife if you know she is not going to like it? You are better off trying to get your wife something that took some effort so she at least knows your heart was in the right place. It sounds like you are setting yourself up for an angry wife.
No, I will get A for effort.
There is no good purpose for getting your wife something she hates and it is wrong to do so. Set aside your animosity and help your wife to celebrate with a nice gift that brings you closer together.