What do you think if I eat-and-run without paying?
Why would you skip out on paying the check?
I'm too cheap to pay for my own food
If a restaurant provides you with goods and services, you're expected to pay for them. If you don't pay, could be arrested and charged with defrauding an innkeeper.
I know I'm going to get in trouble. It's fine if I get in trouble. I just want to see what happens when I do it.
You don't need a law degree to figure out what will happen. The owner will call the police and the waiters will chase you down the street, which could result in you having a police record. The restaurant business is hard and stressful; you'll have added a little more stress to everyone involved.