Hey, girl, are you nuts? Because I want to take you to a secluded but memorable spot in the woods and bury you there.
Why would you want to say such violent things to a woman? The way you talk about women makes me sad.
You know I think women are nuts and don't talk to them unless they bring it up first.
Burying a woman in the woods is not to be the butt of your jokes. This is not appropriate behaviour to foster violence against women. You may want to talk to a therapist about your issues with women.