I used my socks as toilet paper today
Is that something you normally do?
I had no toilet paper left so I thought, "why not use a sock"?
I mean, I guess running out of toilet paper would make you consider doing something like that but that doesn't mean you should. You should wipe yourself with toilet paper or something else actually disposable or even wash yourself instead of using an article of clothing.
Meh. Using the sock did the trick.
That's not the point. Using a sock to wipe yourself is inappropriate.