I'm a dramatic pooper
Why do you feel the need to tell other people about your poop?
It's something that makes me feel good, it doesn't have a logical reason, I just do it to express myself.
It's fine to be amused by your bowel movements, but talking about them with other people is considered inappropriate. The things you do in the bathroom should be kept private.
I just want to share my interests.
That is something you need to keep private. You will disgust people openly talking about this.