I did something I regret
What is the regret that you speak of?
I regret that I robbed a cafe
I'm glad you are remorseful for your actions, but having to rob a business wasn't a good idea to begin with. I hope you can learn from this experience and earn money in a more legitimate way.
I'm a good robber.
That is not something that you should be bragging about. It is not okay to think that you can rob a place of business.