I'm going to call my lawyer on his wedding day
Why would you do that on his wedding day?
The nerve of him making me wait to spend time with his wife.
Can't you wait another week to wait for your lawyer to come back? It is extremely rude, inconsiderate, and shows you don't care about their time when you want them right away. They are not obligated to help you after hours and you risk ruining your relationship with him if you keep bothering him on a special day.
I don't care. I'm going to bother him until he says he's going to help me.
I can understand that you need help but you shouldn't try to do this on his wedding day. He might not do a good job if he is distracted with his things.