I feel like I might crash into a tree on purpose if I find out my girlfriend is pregnant.
Why would you do something like that?
It stresses me out to think about it and I don't want to be a parent yet.
I get that the idea is stressful. It is a bad idea to try to hurt yourself on purpose.
Why? It's not like anyone got hurt and I did it as a joke. You're just being sensitive.
You sound like you are being dramatic. You could just buy her a pregnancy test if you need to know. Also next time use birth control like a condom or get a vasectomy, if you don't want to be a parent.