I'd like to pretend to be the good guy
What would you do if you needed help one day? Who would help?
I'm not going to help anyone on purpose and I hate the good and bad people.
Its not cool to lie about what your intentions are. Instead of pretending to be the good guy, why not simply be the good guy.
Lying is my weapon of choice. I has done right by me so far.
Lying to get your way is a terrible habit to have. You need to stop doing it and be honest with people.