I'll give you an amount of ice cream based on how nice I think you are to me.
That's an odd way to measure out ice cream. What else do you want to tell me?
Well, I guess I could tell you about how much I like my girlfriend.
I don't think it is right to try and bribe people, it shows that you are very subjective without reason.
I'm actually a very open minded and caring individual.
Well, you are giving me ice cream based on how you think I treat you. If you were really open minded, you would give everyone the same amount