Can I make a little confession? I've been stealing my co workers water bottles
I can't believe you're doing that. Why are you stealing their water bottle?
He deserved it, he was being an asshole to me.
I understand being upset when coworkers are rude to you, but it's not right to steal other people's things. If you can't work things out with them by talking to them, you should just avoid being around them.
It's fine, I have think I have enough water bottles now.
Are you saying that you're done stealing from him? I think that's a great decision. Now you should consider returning his bottles.