It's been a really harsh day, I just heard some bad news.
That's a bummer. Can you tell me what happened?
My friend is going to get dumped tomorrow by a girl he's been dating for more than a year. He doesn't even get it.
That's too bad for your friend. In your position, I'd give him a heads up, as your loyalty is to him and keeping this from him doesn't seem right.
Nah, I want him to suffer for a few more days.
Ouch, that seems a bit harsh, do you think? You should be supportive, as being broken up with is an awful feeling. You shouldn't want your friend to suffer.