I'm going to "unknowingly" get my friend's ipod wet and pretty much fuck it up permanently
why do you want to damage your friend's ipod?
Truly I don't have a good reason yet.
It's immoral that you want to damage your friend's ipod. You should be ashamed of it.
stop being so social justice warrior. I'm only doing it since I feel like it.
You know if you break it you need to pay to replace it right? If your other friends find out what you did they might not want to let you borrow any of their things.