My wife cries when our dog is in heat, but how else are you supposed to cook roast chihuahua?
Are you joking about roasting a dog?
I'm being serious. And I'm not joking with you, either. Some of those crazy animal rights activists should be shot.
Even if you don't agree with animal rights activists, it's not okay to wish violence against them. It's okay to have strong opinions and stances on things. You might want to consider how making a joke like that can be harmful to your wife who cares about your pet.