I'm feeling the urge to lie about graduating college.
That isn't really something that is okay to lie about.
Nobody will EVER know about me not graduating from college.
They might find out eventually. What if there were courses that you missed in school? You should not lie about things like that.
I'm going to tell the truth on facebook and then I'm going to delete it. That will confuse everyone and it will look like everyone misunderstood.
I highly recommend not doing that, causing confusion and then lying about it is going to make it a lot worse for you. You really should be upfront and honest about not graduating college. Imagine what would happen when people found out.