I'm thinking of sophomoric uses for urinals.
Why are you think about something like that?
Urinals are for the weak only. I look down upon the weak and want to ruin urinals for them.
A urinal takes less space, is simpler, and consumes less water per flush than a flush toilet. People that use them are actually helping, and are not weaker at all.
I think you're wrong, and I'm going never going to use a urinal, especially not for its intended use.
You should use the urinal for what it was designed for. It's a solid design and has been used for a long time.