I was attacked by nasa thugs last night
Are you really sure that people at NASA would do that?
I'm not a big fan of nasa and right after I told people that I was attacked by a few guys. You do the math.
I can't claim that you weren't attacked. I can say there's pretty much a 0% chance it was NASA just because you insulted them.
I swear it was them. I want to sue them for the attack.
If you aren't sure then you shouldn't blame others for it. It is unusual to believe that government agencies would be after you. You should be more careful what you say to people.