My girlfriend is so ugly, even with a paper bag over her head she wouldn't get my dick hard. A plastic bag, on the other hand, would do the trick just fine.
Are you kidding me right now? Is this a joke or do you actually hate your girlfriend?
I only mean that the ugly people should be cast away. As for the plastic bag joke, sometimes when I'm drunk I stick my cock in it to pretend it's her.
People you call 'ugly' are just as worthy as life as you are. No one asked to be born any specific way, so your harsh judgments are really hurtful.
What an ignorant comment.
But you are telling me that you think she is ugly, which is a very hurtful thing to say. Maybe it's best to think a little harder about the actions of your words. You need to respect her more even if she's not up to your standards, or it's best to break up.