I added a special ingredient to my jam entry in the fair: semen!
How disgusting. Why would you add such a foul ingredient to your food?
It tastes so good!
It is a crime to add body fluids to jam or food stuffs. You should throw out all the jars or keep them for yourself.
I think it's fine. They are not going to notice it.
It doesn't matter if they notice it or not. What you're doing is a violation on so many levels. If someone finds out you could be arrested for sexual assault.