I just masturbated in a girls bathroom... I feel so alive!
Ew, are you joking? Why would you masturbate in the girl's bathroom?
After having done it I feel like a new person.
You shouldn't masturbate in spaces that belong to  you without consent. It can be harmful to someone else. It's better to engage in that activity in your own home or bedroom.
I really don't care.
Well you should care because it's considered pretty disgusting. What if someone walked in and you scarred them for life?