I stole money from the church's collection plate
You can't be serious. Is there a reason that you stole from the church?
I always ask myself why I did it, but I don't have an answer.
Well you should just turn around and take it back. I can think of no good reason where you should steal from the church!
Oops..
You really need to fix this and bring the money back. It's terrible to steal from a church.