I'm thinking of handing my wife some gasoline to put on the campfire.
Why are you using regular gas for the fire?
She doesn't know any better. She'll be surprised when the campfire started
It is wrong to surprise your wife with something that could hurt her and someone else. If you find joy in hurting others, you shoudl seek help.
I don't see why someone wants to give someone gasoline at their own wedding. It makes sense to me.
You should at least warn her before she uses it. Using an accelerate on a fire is going to make a huge flame. It could be dangerous.