I'm going to hit someone riding a bike with my car, then not pay
Please tell me why you'd do something so harsh.
Because I feel bad about other people crashing into my car all the time, so it's time to get even.
You have absolutely zero conscience for wanting to cause physical harm to someone. If you actually hurt them, you need to fess up, be responsible, and pay for any mistake you made. No one deserves to be the target of someone's physical abuse, that is disgusting.
If I got caught I'm going to lie about what happened. I have money so will hire a lawyer to get away with it.
Don't be so confident about getting away by hiring an expensive lawyer. You'll get sued by a person you hit your car with. If you want to stay out of any legal trouble abandon your plan and focus on doing something productive.