I somehow came on my face
Is that humanly possible? Why did you do that?
I thought it was going to go in my mouth so I tried another way with my hand and it worked out.
It's your private business and all, but make sure no one sees what you're doing.
Wtf, its not like anyone will notice the mess it makes. What's your problem?
There's no issue. I'm just making sure you're aware of 1 potential consequence.