What do you think about this joke: I like my women like I like my cigars, Cuban, shipped in bulk, and years old .
Can you clarify please. Why are you comparing cigars to women?
I just like women like how I like my cigars, young and in bulk.
I think that you are not being serious, but but I don't think I'm on board when you are saying that you like your women underage and in bulk, as someone that is very sexist and pedophilic might say that, and I don't think you want to be that person. If I were you, I would go to the dating apps available to you, and just look at someone that is of age and would consent with having sexual relationship with you so that you don't think about illegal sexual fantasies with children.
My women aren't so uptight, just like a Good Cuban cigar.
You're pretty much saying that you like younger women because they are easy, and you're also fetishizing an entire race. People will think that you're not only a creep, but potentially even a pedophile. This could ruin your life.