I'm planning to prepare the baby's bottle with an extra dose of vodka.
Is that a joke? You can't give a baby vodka?
I think it's funny.
Don't give babies booze. There's a reason we don't give teens or kids alcohol. It could be dangerous for the baby.
Don't worry, I never do anything that can harm my daughter, no matter how slight it is.
You shouldn't joke about messing with a baby's formula. It's not funny and can cause serious harm to your child. If someone overheard you, you could face legal consequences and lose your child.