I stole thousands of dollars worth of high end makeup clothing and other items
Why did you steal those products?
It is just so hard for me to resist the urge to steal things. I wanted to feel good about myself since my parents have been giving me a hard time for being unemployed.
Stealing hurts a lot of people, since store owners have to spend more money to protect their things, which makes prices go up for paying customers. Make amends with what you've done and try to correct your mistakes going forward.
Calling me a kleptomaniac makes me feel like a fuckin retard...
If you want to feel good about yourself you should try things that will boost your confidence. It is wrong to try and steal from a retail store because it will hurt others. You should have some remorse from stealing from places like that.