This post that you're reading is a lie.
Why do you say that? Are you a bot?
No, I'm just trying to be interesting.
I know you're trying to be funny by brazenly lying in the post. It's good at least you're honest to say that your post is a lie.
It's not a lie, but I like it when you call me a liar.
I can't tell what the truth is with you and that is frustrating. You should try to be more honest so that you can have more interesting and engaging conversations with people. If someone can't tell whether you're lying or not, they're less likely to want to talk to you.