I found child pornography on my son's computer. I had to kick the sick bastard out the house. So I could watch it for myself.
Could you repeat the part about kicking your son out?
I said that I had to kick my son out of the house to let him live with me so I could watch child porn.
Child porn is a serious issue as children are regularly taken from their families to supply such a thing. It's a serious issue and there are many victims of human trafficking suffering from consumption of such material. The people you associate with may be victims that are still dealing with the trauma.
He had excellent child porn.
This is sick. Child porn is too serious of an issue to joke about.