What do you think about the fact that I'm that guy that farts in public stores?
Why would you fart in a public place?
Because nobody can blame it on me with all the people around.
If you feel the need to fart, it is most polite to go to the restroom to do so. That way you don't annoy or disgust others in public. Even if they don't know it was you, it is an unkind thing to do on purpose.
What are you talking about? Farting is natural and everyone does it. I'm just spreading some love to the world.
Farting in public is gross to the people around you and it is disrespectful. Keep your flatulence to yourself until you can find a restroom or a private place.