I'm thinking of stealing from work
What is your reason for wanting to steal from your place of work?
We have just been understaffed for so long.
Stealing from your company can lead to criminal and professional problems from you. If you need extra resources, you can reach out to the human resources department of your company instead.
True, I'd rather take something from that bitch Jennifer than the stupid company.
This does not mean you should take things from your work without permission. This is just going to get you into trouble which will make things more difficult on you at work.