Gonna hide an Easter egg in my pants
Why would you hide Easter egg in your pants?
My girlfriend told me to do it.
Your girlfriend seems fun to be around. Hiding real Easter eggs in your pants is going to be disgusting. Get a plastic one instead of a real one, at least, to do it.
It's possible that I'll regret this decision but I should still give it a try.
Please, don't do that without putting the egg in a plastic bag. Otherwise, this is gonna be disgusting and messy.