I am going to confess to a doozy. I cheated on my partner.
Were you having an affair? Tell me about that.
Yes, I met up with someone on Craigslist.
Well, it is wrong to cheat. Why don't you just break up then?
Nah, they are my wife's friends and they are very hot.
If your wife got to know about your infidelity, she will leave you for good. You need to stop cheating on her.