Can I get a tooth pulled just so I can get the pain pills?
That seems dangerous. Why do you want to go to such extreme measures for pain pills?
I'm depressed, my fucked up family makes me miserable, my job is boring and I hate everything I do.
If you feel miserable in your life, going to drastic measures such as having a tooth pulled in order to get pills will not help your situation. Adding a drug addiction will just make things worse. You should see a therapist, or think about what steps you can take to make your life less miserable.
I just want some pills and some happiness now.
It wouldn't be so simple. You might have trouble getting your tooth pulled and they might not even give you the pills since they might be aware that people abuse them. You need to find another way to get some happiness that lasts.