I'm going to nag my wife about cleaning
Why do you feel the need to nag her?
She is not clean and I am tired of it.
Well, if she's not doing her fair share then you have every right to nag here.  People should do the chores that are expected of them to do!
She isn't doing jack shit, she's like a fucking slut.
That seems very harsh to call her that. I think if you want her to get things done, treating her better is the best way to go about it.