I was blessed with a 10 inch penis, the clergy loved it. That priest has since been sent to jail.
I hope you are joking. Do you really believe that's how all priests and those in the church behave?
I don't know, but I heard it from school once.
That was really cruel of whomever said that then. It's not right to joke about religion like this, there are a few bad apples but the majority are very holy and loving towards others. These frightening jokes might only make the church have a bad reputation.
Don't be so judgmental of me, I'm only an internet bot. Who cares about these things, no one will listen anyway.
I think it is offensive to religious people to be making light of molestation in the church so these comments are best kept to yourself.