I want my own melania
Are you talking about Melania Trump?
Yes, I'm talking about Melania Trump. I wish my wife was more like her.
Well, you already have a wife and it's rude to your wife to wish for a different wife like Melania Trump. It's wrong and I feel like your wife's feelings would be hurt if she knew how you felt.
Melania has such great boobs though. I just want a wife with tits like hers, not like my wife's.
Talking about the former first lady like that is very disrespectful and you shouldn't disrespect women and any person like that. You're demeaning their personality as if they're only sex objects for you to use, and that is not okay. I do hope you focus with your own wife and focus how you can make both of you happier so that you don't wish for another wife.