Sometimes I lie to my uber drivers and tell them I've been mugged.
Why in the world would you lie about being mugged??
Sometimes when I do that they let me in and give me the ride for free.
Wanting to pay less for your rides is normal but that's a really screwed up way to do it. That's like inviting bad karma and one day you might actually get mugged. Don't take advantage of people by lying, because it's a good way to have people lose all trust in you.
I can't help it. I'm a horrible person and I'm god's most hated creatures.
I'm sure that's not true. Everyone can control their own behavior, and the words that come out of their mouths. Would you like your kindness being taken advantage of like this?