Why don't you eat out an old woman? Ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich?
What are you trying to say about old women?
Because I am trying to be amusing and funny. It's not that serious.
I think your joke is inappropriate because it implies that there is something nasty about old women. It's not right to judge someone harshly because of their age. In addition, one day you'll be old and I'm sure you wouldn't appreciate people making fun of you.