What can I do if I want to be in a wheelchair really bad,  but there's nothing wrong with me
Is this just a bad joke? You do understand that wishing to be in a wheelchair isn't a good idea for someone who is not disabled right?
A wheelchair would  just give me a special kind of thrill.
I know that you want to have fun, but being in a wheelchair when you are not disabled is an affront to those people who are disabled. Find another way to get your kicks and stay out of wheelchairs.
My thrill comes from knowing that I'm not disabled and can leave the wheelchair anytime,  while they can't.
That's an extremely cruel thing to say. Think of how something like that would make you feel if you had to use a wheelchair to get around. It's not nice to rub your abilities in a disabled person's face like that.