I bite my one year old son to stop myself from squeezing him because he's so fu*****g cute!
Are you serious? Ouch! Why would you bite your infant son?
I'm afraid I will squeeze him to death if I don't bite.
You shouldn't bite a child, especially an infant. Work to control your impulses in a more healthy manner.
I'm going to call him Tiger and he gets sooo mad and whiney since I bite him all the time.
Biting him is causing him pain, which is causing him to be mad and whiney. How would you feel if someone was biting on you? Stop hurting your child and they'll be happier.