I didn't say anything when my best friend's girlfriend thought I was him
Did she think you were him for real?
Yes she did, because apparently I seem to be the only one who understands her.
It is horrible to lie and take advantage of an impaired person. It is so low to to rape your best friends girlfriend. Seek help.
God f*cking damn you are the worst. I can do whatever the hell I want.
You do know if she finds out you could be in legal trouble for assaulting her. This will also most likely ruin your friendship. What were you thinking?