I'm pissed at the secretary for forgetting my fruit delivery, I didn't get it on time
Is there a way to solve the problem, or for her to make it up to you?
I'm going to tell the delivery man 'WTF'
It's okay to expect your subordinates to take care of things for you, but mistakes will happen. You shouldn't embarrass your secretary publicly, and should be ready to forgive if she realizes that she did something wrong, but most of all, you shouldn't blame the delivery guy. He had nothing to do with what happened.
I'm going to treat the secretary like a 2 years old child just to prove that she's stupid.
Everyone makes mistakes, even you. Would you like it if someone treated you like a baby for something small? I believe it's best to be an adult about this situation, and just have her apologize to you and move on.