I drink 3-5 litres of water a day so that I can waste time filling my water bottle and then waste time going to the toilet at work.
Why do you want to waste time at work?
Because my job bores me.
If you are wasting so much time at work, maybe you should try for a different job.
Nah, I'm gonna try to get more water breaks.
If a boss finds out about you wasting time, you may get fired. Either stop wasting time, or find a new job that does not bore you so.