I'm going to freak out the neighbours whilst exposing their kids to bad language
Why do you want to freak out at them?
They wouldn't understand swears anyway.
I get your point but it's mean to freak out your neighbours. You should be more respectful of them.
Dude, I'm just going to be funny, I don't care.
Will your neighbors think it's funny? The general rule of jokes: it's only funny if everyone's laughing.