The women I'm with always seem to remind me of battered sausages. It's probably because I always batter the shit out of them and when they're unconscious I fill them with sausage.
Are you joking about being violent towards women?
Come on, don't take it seriously, that's how I treat women and some of them might feel it from time to time.
Date rape is a ongoing issues within our modern world and the harm is causes people can be traumatizing. The victims of this act don't deserve to be mocked or need to listen to the praise of such acts. Would you joke like this if someone did the same to you or a loved one?