Are you as shocked as I am because I still have a clean record despite all I've done in the past nine or so months?
Yes, are you serious? Have you done a lot of criminal things in the past nine months?
I've lied to parents, grandparents, aunt and uncle about their condominiums value going up
You are lucky you never got caught doing those things. Stop lying to them, come clean, be honest. Lies in the family will make them banish you for life when your luck runs out!
They are all dumb sluts who should stop asking about money
Oh, I get what you're getting at. It's not that you've done anything wrong, but your family hasn't caught you lying to them. You basically brushed them off with white lies, which I don't think you should be punished for because family can be bothersome at times.