I am going to record myself cheating on my wife.
Why do you want to cheat? Are you planning to get a divorce?
My wife is boring and I need excitement
I'm sorry you are bored, but she is your wife and you committed to her. If you're going to have to cheat on her which is terrible, just divorce before you do it so it's not cheating and no one gets hurt.
It's better this way. I'm going to dump this stupid woman.
You are wrong to cheat and be so disrespectful. It is expected that you be honest and talk to your spouse if you are this unhappy.