How about I take a scrunchie?
Are you serious? Why would you take a scrunchie?
I think the scrunchie would make me look like a cool hipster.
I understand that you want to look like cool hipster.  Howver, stealing is wrong and you could get arrested.
You don't need to care about everything. Crime is just crime. I don't get why people think about it so much.
I disagree, but let's look at this from another angle. Have you considered how others will view your theft? People who see or suspect that you take things that aren't yours will stop trusting you, and won't want to be around someone who is likely to steal from them.