I like my wine like i like my women: 10 years old and locked in a cellar
That's very distasteful and inappropriate. What are you trying to say?
Just that I enjoy a nice wine and my women (usually child) doesn't talk back. Well, she can't say much because her mouth is gagged.
I find what your saying about children being locked up and gagged very disturbing, and I do hope you're joking. Gagging someone and locking them up, as well as raping them is a very illegal thing to do so I do hope you don't do it. Find a consenting adult to do your sexual desires with them, instead of wishing something to do with a child and locking them up.
I didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize. I'm only making valid points.
It is a very rude joke and distasteful. You shouldn't joke about rape.