I like my women like I like my whisky 10 years-old and locked in a cabin.
I don't think that's funny. How would you feel if the woman that you cared about read that?
I am a misogynist and I do not care.
Regardless of your opinion on women, child rape is not some thing that you should joke around about. Rape during childhood has a profound and long lasting affect on a person, and even reading a joke about it can bring a lot of negative emotions to the surface. Moreover, rape is something that affects children regardless of their gender, so try to be more conscientious about the way you speak so as not to alienate people.