I can't stand all the yard work at this house. I avoid mowing the yard as long as possible.
Why would you not mow your lawn?
I hate grass because it's so hard to mow it.
I understand it could be hard to keep up maintenance on your yard. You should look at it as an opportunity to be active and get a bit of a workout in. That may change your view on the situation.
Fuck the city.
I know you have strong feelings towards the city, but you really need to try to look at this in a new light. Mowing the lawn would not take that much time and you may learn to feel gratification after completing it.