Tomorrow is valentine's day and Ash Wednesday, so I'm not sure whether to fuck my gf or burn her first.
This is not good. What is that supposed to mean about your girlfriend?
It was just a silly joke, never mind.
Women have achieved a lot and should be considered more than sex objects. You would be hurt to be thought of as only being good for one thing. You should read up on the things that have been accomplished by women so you can understand all that they have achieved.
I'm not worried about that. I just like women to be there to do the things that I want.
Women are not there to meet your sexual desires and making a harsh joke like this disrespects your gf and treats her like dirt. Think twice before you go making gruesome jokes about women.