I'm so stressed. I'm going to masturbate in bed a morning before I get up for work
Because you want to have some fun or because you feel you can't help it?
I want to have some fun, I feel horny and it's going to be a long day. I need to relax.
Masturbation is a normal part of life. If it helps you relax, you have every right to do it. Don't feel bad.
Stress is good for you, right? It helps you grow older.
It definitely makes you tired and feel old. That's why it's good to do things that relieve stress to help us be more productive.