I'm actually a closet misogynist that can't stand women.
Why do you hate women?
I really hate women because almost every woman on the street is a bitch.
Don't be a misogynist. Only pathetic people are misogynists. Get help for why you are feeling that way.
No way! I'm fine. It's every woman who is not fine because they are bitches and they should not have equal rights.
Women are people just like men and they don't deserve to be hated. Look into your past to see where things went wrong for you with women. A therapist could help you with this if you want.