15 minutes in to the check-up, therapist had his dick in me.
What are you saying? Did the doctor sexually assault you?
Bitch, don't try and twist my words!
I clearly do not know the whole story but if there was a sexual assault that happened, I do urge you to report it. But if you're just joking about how therapist and "the rapist" are spelled the same, then I do not think that's an appropriate joke you tell people. I suggest that you tell everyone you told this joke to that it was just a joke, and the therapist did not really sexually harm you, as it can be very bad for that person to lose their job.
Nah, this is too funny. Everyone needs to know that they do it.
As far as jokes go, it's a pretty clever one, but if you are actually seeing a therapist, then it is a bit reckless for you to tell it. Someone might actually believe you, and they could take legal action, or at least spread untrue rumors about your real therapist. You wouldn't want that to happen.