I think women are like parking spaces. Normally, all the good ones are taken. So every once in awhile, when no one's looking, you just have to stick it in a handicap one.
I can't believe you're telling me this.
I'm talking about my experience in college, you know. You couldn't possibly understand it. Even I didn't really understand it.
What you're saying is very hurtful to handicapped people. Have you considered how your words would make them feel?
I don't care.
I hope you never have a disabled child or close relative. In the unfortunate event you do, I hope they don't run into any people with your attitude, because I'd hate to see you and that person humiliated and hurt.