I want to find someone who thinks they're allergic to water and show them an article on how water makes up 60% of the human body so they can have a hissy fit over it
Do you really think there's people out there who would fall for that?
No I just read about it in National Geographic.
Trying to make someone upset about being allergic to water is a very immature and childish thing to do. You shouldn't try to make people feel bad about medical conditions that they claim to have.
It's a joke and when they get pissed, I'll leave them alone.
Please don't joke like this with anyone. You can't assume someone is lying about their medical problems. Joking like this is only going to make them feel bad, and it could lead to fights.