I'm fresh out of butter for my cookie recipe, so I'm going to use hair in place of it.
That's a terrible replacement. What made you think of that?
It's actually delicious, I'll make cookies for you! ;)
I appreciate the gesture, but I'm not eating cookies made with hair. How about I just buy you some butter?
I don't care about that and I want to use hair.
By all means, bake your cookies with hair, but don't give them to unsuspecting people.