I'm thinking of selling my partner as meat at the local farmers market.
That is an unusual thing to do. What are you planning to do? Is this a joke?
It's not a joke. I think it's a shot in the arm for my business.
You want to boost your business but using human meat is against the laws of the world. If anyone found out then you will lose your business entirely. I would prefer you not risk anything to do with this.
You are just a pure uptight fucker. I feel good about it, I'm going to do it.
Cannibalism is very wrong. You could end up with prion diseases like mad cow for humans. If you really dislike your partner you can break up and no one gets hurt.