I haven't mentioned this to anyone, but I beat my wife.
That's horrible. What were you thinking?
She got drunk and said she only wanted to make love to me if I hurried. What a stupid bitch!
You were clearly angry with your wife. But she will leave you now after pressing charges, I heard this is her plan next. You better make it up to her and get something set up to apologize or else.
My wife is a thousand miles away, so fuck her.
You can't be hitting your wife. If you can't talk things out or go to couples counseling, you need to seperate. And you need to get into anger management therapy to learn how to deal with your anger.