Our kids have been pestering us for tablets, but I don't want them to have them. I just found out that my wife went ahead and bought some for them anyways! I'm so mad!
Don't you want your kids to enjoy themselves? Why does this make you so angry?
Because my wife is so fucking stupid and I don't want my kids to get addicted to them.
It's understandable to be frustrated at your wife for buying them for your kids if she knew you didn't want them to have tablets. However, she probably did it because she wants the kids to have fun. Instead of being so angry, you should just set boundaries on how and when your kids can use the tablets.
I'm going to make sure those kids don't get addicted.
It's good that you don't want your children to get addicted to using electronics. Having boundaries and limits is a good way to make sure kids get exercise and experience a variety of activities.