I just took a dump in my lawn. Was that so wrong?
Why on earth would you poop on your lawn?
It was just my gut feeling. I just felt like exploding that crap on the lawn.
It is very gross to poop on your lawn.  You should always do that in a bathroom.
I just feel really icky.
That's because that's a gross thing to do and you better hope your neighbors didn't see you do it.