I want to make my friend furious so she can overpower me and put me in a tight headlock
Is this a joke? Why do you want to piss her off?
Because it pleases me to push her into that state of mind
It is not good to make people angry intentionally. It does not feel good to be angry.
Its okay, I know what I'm doing.
She might really hate what you are doing. If this is something sexual you should find a willing partner and tell them what is going on.