I used to eat dirt as a kid
Why'd you eat dirt as a kid?
I was used to the taste
Well, you were a kid and kids do dumb things to learn about the world. I'm glad you're okay though and didn't get a disease, I hope you learned your lessons from that to not consume unknown and dirty things.
It was just a bit of dirt and I'm fine.
Yea a bit of dirt won't harm anyone. You had fun as a kid and I'm glad you enjoyed your childhood.