I'm going to call my friend out for a shitty pattern of behavior
What kind of bad behavior does your friend do?
I know he's had a history of being an ass to me at school and he's probably the only one who doesn't like my jokes.
It is good to point out when people behave badly. It might be better to just end the friendship if they keep acting this way towards you.
You know what, I'm going to make a complaint and get him to leave me alone.
Are you sure that is the best thing to do? It is a bit extreme to tell on him over this. I think talking to him calmly is good enough.