I want to write a book called The Confessions of a Shoplifter.
Why do you feel like you need to shoplift?
It's a complicated idea. There are a lot of reasons, which I'm going to write in a book.
That makes sense. Although it's wrong to steal, it's good that you're wanting to come clean about it and the reasoning behind it.
Duh I know that it's wrong.
Well I'm glad that you know that much. Just make sure not to steal anymore!