For two weeks now I've gone without taking a single shower.
Why haven't you showered during that time?
I've been busy lately, I've been with my boyfriend every weekend.
That is really gross not to shower for that long. You shouldn't put hygiene off.
I feel good. I want to go another week.
It is very important to take care of your hygiene. You are damaging your health and that is not good to do. Take better care of yourself and shower more often.