I know who took a dump on the mens room floor
Oh really? Who do you think did it?
The person who looks like 50 Cent.
Wow, that is disgusting! It is not okay for him to poop on the floor and leave it there. He should have cleaned the mess up!
He really should have. He looked like he couldn't hold it in any longer.
That doesn't give him the right to miss the toilet when he was already in the bathroom. Did you try to speak up or tell an employee, because that is a gross bio hazard! You wouldn't want someone else innocent walking in on that.