I sprayed the muddy dog down with a fire hose
Why would you spray anything with that fire hose? Have you felt how much power is behind that?
I wanted to stop the dog from going into my yard, but it's MY yard and I can do what I want
I think that it is good to want to clean an animal when they are dirty. However there is a right and wrong way to go about this. You should not use a firehose to do that.
Well there are other chemicals I could have used but the fire hose worked
Do you think that the garden hose might have worked better? It is good that you are trying to clean them up, but the fire hose might have been a little bit extreme.