I like my woman how I like my wine: 12 years old and locked in my basement
Are you making a joke about non-consensual sexual activities against children?
Yes
Even when it's told as a joke, something like this could be very distressing to someone who has suffered sexual assault in the past. Even people who have children of their own could be highly offended by such a joke, so it is best to find another way to have fun.
I see, I'm sorry, I don't want to hurt anyone.
If other people saw this they could be really hurt. I am glad you can see the error of your ways. Try to use this as a growing experience.