I have been pooping sideways on the toilet since reaching 300lbs
Are you okay? Why do you think you need to poop sideways?
I was kicked out of the toilet when I was younger and I never forgot that traumatic event in my life.
While I don't think you're hurting anyone if you are pooping sideways in the toilet, I don't think that moving forward, it will be very healthy for you to continue being 300 pounds and continue to poop sideways. how about you go to a doctor, and possibly seek help in losing weight so that you don't have to poop sideways?
I'm starting to enjoy the sideways pooping since my wife is out of town.
I'm glad that your trauma is no longer defining you, but I think it's still not a good idea to be this unhealthy and sitting on the toilet in this way. Don't you want to be more mobile and able to sit on the toilet normally? How about at least seeing the doctor, just to screen if you have any preventative health issues!