I don't think rape is funny, I raped someone last week and I didn't laugh at all.
Wait, what are you talking about? Is this a rape joke? Seriously?
I thought it was funny, I was just trying to interject a little humor into our conversation.
I know you wanted to make a joke, but joking about a violent act such as rape is really insensitive. Making a joke about an assault like rape trivializes it and could possible desensitize others to rape. Please understand how traumatic an assault like that could be for someone and choose your words more carefully.
I can say what I want. I won't apologize for speaking my thoughts. You are the one being naive by thinking the way you do. All that stuff about rape and other crimes is just made up by women.
If you truly believe that rape is made up then maybe you need to speak with someone. There are women who are raped every single day and trivializing the situation with jokes and not believing it only does so much to hurt women.