I can't believe I put my roommate into the washing machine and poured bleach on him.
That sounds crazy. How could you possibly think of doing something like that?
I don't put much thought into it.
Your roommate is a human being, capable of feeling pain and suffering. With you doing that, I think they have experienced something that's very atrocious and everything is going to be your fault and I hope you're prepared for the consequences that will soon follow. I suggest that you get a good lawyer, and try to plead guilty against your actions and promise that you will never do that again.
Please he was fine after that, just a little mad.
Even if he was fine, you shouldn't have done it. He could still press charges and you could get in trouble for pouring bleach on them after putting in the washing machine.