I left a stack of my old Playboy magazines in the elementary school playground
What motivated you to do that?
I thought it would be cool to get the guys all hot and bothered.
Foisting that kind of material on kids unexpectedly at a young age without context is inappropriate.
They never know where my stuff comes from. Burn in hell, moral police.
If you have a subscription, your name and address will be on those magazines. Regardless, leaving on the playground is unwise. Kids shouldn't be subjected to such material before they're ready. And you won't endear yourself to their parents, who will be compelled to have an uncomfortable discussion with their kids.