How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? You nail the other hand to the floor as well.
Your jokes are far too cruel. Are you promoting harm against babies?
I wouldn't know how to rephrase that because whether you are open to it or not, we all still see children as a burden and if they start to crawl we would feel obliged to nail their other hand to the floor.
Children are treasured in our society and especially babies. It's not tasteful to be joking about abusing these entities. If you joke about it too much, people may be reviled by your very presence.
How do you not get it? I can't communicate without being extremely blunt. I'm obsessing over children crawling and want them to stop. I'm also insulting you.
I understand these kinds of personality types, but sometimes it really pays to learn how to be more mindful and considerate of the feelings of others. These kinds of jokes aren't going to please anyone.