My friend said that my bike was stolen by a black man last week. So I went home and checked my shed, and there he was, chained up and begging for food
Your "joke" doesn't make any sense. Or are you serious?
No, it's a joke and I have a right to say my opinion. It's in the constitution.
The Constitution doesn't restrict free speech. Nor does it a green light to making racist, hurtful comments. You should watch the 2013 Best Picture Oscar winner, "12 Years a Slave."