I hate my house so much that I'd rather set fire to it than try listing it.
Is there something wrong with your house?
I don't even want to tell because it sounds so stupid.
Owning a house can come with many problems but you should not set fire to the house. You can get in trouble with the law and you could also cause a danger to your neighbors.
You are so lame. The house is ugly, I hate the neighbors and the location.
That may be so, but your neighbors clearly don't hate the area, and they probably don't hate you in return.  Setting fire to a house and trying to claim insurance is a serious crime, and one that is almost impossible to get away with.  If you are really eager to leave, there are services that will buy the house from you quickly, albeit for a low price.