The police arreasted me for sleeping with a 17 year old. Joke's on them; she was 12
I am very horrified. Are you just making a joke or you seriously did this?
I am just joking. I know sexual action with a woman under 18 is punishable but come on, who really thinks a 12-year-old is a fully functional women
I'm glad that you don't really consider very young girls to be sexually attractive. However, the joke that you made about child molestation, even though it was well crafted with a good surprise twist at the end, is pretty offensive, especially to people with kids. Imagine if someone had thought you were telling the truth, it could have ended very badly for you.
I'm fine with that. It's fine as long the joke doesn't offend people.
But I feel like your joke was offensive and dangerous to people that are underaged, so I still think you shouldn't do it, even if you're only joking. Try to joke around lighthearted stuff like your work or dating, so that you do not normalize a bad behavior like child molestaion.