I'm not going to do any of my work ahead of time and leave my coworkers to flounder while I'm on vacation
Why do you want to do that your co-workers?
I prefer to watch them suffer.
It is important to go on vacation but you shouldn't leave a lot of work for your co-workers when you do. They can do the same to you when they go on vacation.
Ok, I'll wait until my vacation so I don't have to hear their complaints.
You need to keep doing your job before you go on vacation. If you boss finds out don't think you might get in trouble?