I couldn't win so I changed the rules.
Really. Are you really that desperate to win a game?
Why do you think I'm not pitiful for being a loser?
It's never okay to change the rules to have that advantage over people. That is cheating and very unsportsmanlike.
I don't give a shit what you think. I deserve to win.
If you deserve to win, then you would be able to win without having to resort to cheating. If you didn't that means that you were not good enough. You need to practice and try harder if you really want to win under your own merits.