I farted. It was so loud it woke up the missus. Oh well.
Did she get mad at you about it?
No, I daily receive negative feedback
If you know that you have the time to make it to the bathroom before needing to pass gas then you should. It's not polite to disrupt people around you by farting.
She should wake up. I fart for a living.
Farting is pretty gross and will offend some people when you do that. You should go into some where more private if you feel that you need to pass gas.