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Scholarly Record of Forbidden Charms and Cures

A wild-haired figure crept into a darkened barrow, carrying a twisted staff. They stopped as their eyes lit upon the object of their quest. The figure began to move again, approaching the tome warily. They lifted it from its resting place, then opened its cover and began to read.


Scholarly Record of Forbidden Charms and Cures

Bleteho

Transcribed by Boek Ladreicij

With thanks to Kaptethuy Tuyiock, Drofablo Echuadusk, Ej, Illetog Jeull, and Sham Sigh for their contributions.


Dedication of Superstition

Ingredients

  • grim hope of alligator
  • memory of jasper
  • 5 drams gravel
  • despair
  • touch of wyvern

Directions

Under the sign of Taurus, ready a brocaded sack for mixing.

Add hope of alligator to the prepared vessel.

Add memory of jasper and mix thoroughly. Add gravel. Cautiously add despair.

Carefully add touch of wyvern.


Invocation of Pragmatism

Ingredients

  • terror of alligator
  • 4 pecks petal of calluna, washed
  • 5 drams root of creeper
  • 6 grains blessed petal of pine
  • young shadow of huldra
  • ¼ measure brain of bovine
  • 8 scruples pure tin, crushed
  • 6 pecks tin
  • 3 pinches sternum of lemur
  • 1 pint blood of redcap

Directions

Facing north, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of rowan and oak.

Add terror of alligator to the prepared vessel. While mumbling, add petal of calluna. While rotating three arms, add root of creeper.

Mix in petal of pine. While dancing on three feet, cautiously add shadow of huldra. Wriggle your toes, then add brain of bovine. Fold in tin. Add tin. Add sternum of lemur. Pour in blood of redcap.

Take a fistful and scatter it to the wind.


Lure of Swallows

Ingredients

  • 4 measures tear of okapi
  • corruption
  • ¼ peck grim polonium
  • secret
  • 1 measure granite
  • 1 live spider
  • 1 kenning scale of huldra, cubed

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a non-ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Add tear of okapi to the prepared vessel. While rotating three arms, cautiously add corruption. Mix in polonium. Carefully add secret. While stamping two hands, add granite. Add live spider and mix thoroughly. While stamping three hands, fold in scale of huldra.


Lure of Millipedes

Ingredients

  • 5 blessed solifuges
  • 6 pecks wax
  • ¼ scruple oil
  • ¾ ounce hot mildew
  • 5 black pleuroti
  • 8 ounces young root of vegetable lamb
  • 2 measures cockles of selkie

Directions

Ready a clay vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Add oil, stirring gently. Bring to a boil, stirring vigorously.

Beat in wax, mildew, root of vegetable lamb, and cockles of selkie until only a few chunks remain.

Wriggle your fingers, then add solifuges and mix thoroughly. Blend in pleuroti.


Dedication of Dexterity

Ingredients

  • 3 pecks blessed quartz, cubed
  • ½ scruple ancient antimony
  • 8 drops neon
  • ¼ dram brine
  • corruption

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of cedar and larch.

First, add quartz. While tapping three arms, fold in antimony.

Add neon. Stir vigorously. Mix in brine. While moaning gently, add corruption and mix thoroughly.


Indispensible Blasphemy of Wishes

Ingredients

  • 5 ancient dragonflies
  • 5 live butterflies
  • chilled science
  • 8 ounces frost, ground
  • 3 kennings leaf of daisy
  • 6 drams lithium
  • conscience of leprechaun
  • 6 scruples prisine root of mandrake

Directions

Ready a granite vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Add dragonflies to the prepared vessel. Carefully add live butterflies. Add science and mix thoroughly. Add frost. While waving a pseudopodium slowly over the mixture, add leaf of daisy. Fold in lithium.

While flexing one hand, cautiously add conscience of leprechaun. Mix in root of mandrake.


Bane of Riotous Tail

Ingredients

  • 7 ounces thyroid of bat
  • 4 kennings warm arsenic
  • shadow
  • memory of hibiscus
  • 1 scruple cursed gonad of gharial, ground
  • life
  • ¼ scruple lead

Directions

Ready a tartan sack for mixing.

Start with thyroid of bat. Mix in arsenic.

Add shadow. Combine with memory of hibiscus. Mix in gonad of gharial. While flexing two tentacles, fold in life. Mix in lead.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Jusiyev's Poem of Power recommended), then reserve for future use.


Rite of Terror

Ingredients

  • memory of titan arum
  • 6 scruples leaf of aspen
  • 4 pinches phalanx of leprechaun, washed
  • 7 pinches carpal of salamander
  • 2 spiders
  • 1 scruple humour of rhinoceros
  • 5 yellowjackets
  • 7 scruples viscous sap of maple
  • 7 lots stem of lily

Directions

Under a crescent moon, ready a marble vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Add humour of rhinoceros and sap of maple, stirring gently.

While leaping, beat in leaf of aspen, phalanx of leprechaun, carpal of salamander, and stem of lily until only a few chunks remain.

Cautiously add memory of titan arum. Carefully add spiders. Carefully add yellowjackets.


Indispensible Jinx of Sickly Scapula

Ingredients

  • despair of pidgeon
  • 1 dram cockles of swallow, pulverized
  • 8 pounds cranium of anteater
  • 3 scruples tongue of fox

Directions

After aligning yourself perpendicular to the major leyline, ready a wool sack for mixing.

To begin, add despair of pidgeon. Add cockles of swallow. Fold in cranium of anteater. Add tongue of fox.


Inspired Song of Gharials

Ingredients

  • 2 ounces stamen of daisy
  • 4 grains bud of raskovnik
  • 3 kennings petal of raskovnik
  • 3 drams tear of albatross
  • 7 pints æther, diluted

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of larch and yew.

To begin, add stamen of daisy. Mix in bud of raskovnik. Add petal of raskovnik.

Mix in tear of albatross. Stir gently. Mix in æther.

Paint face, arms, and chest with the compound. The spell will take hold within seconds. 3 to 9 gharials should begin to appear within seconds.


Minor Invitation of Pidgeons

Ingredients

  • ½ warm enoki
  • 7 quarts red sebum of bear
  • 6 live worms
  • black memory of kudzu
  • starlight

Directions

Facing west, ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Start with enoki. While dancing on one hand, add sebum of bear. Add live worms. Fold in memory of kudzu.

Add starlight and mix thoroughly.


Sanctioned Consecration of Scorn

Ingredients

  • 1 scruple rib of toad
  • 1 pound sodium
  • ¾ pinch furrowed flower of creosote
  • 3 lots tibia of man, polished
  • ¼ pound blessed coal
  • luck
  • 6 pecks lead
  • 5 kennings lithium, braised
  • 2 drams radius of wyvern
  • 2 centipedes

Directions

Ready an iron vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Add rib of toad to the prepared vessel. Fold in sodium. Add flower of creosote. Raise three legs and gesticulate wildly, then add tibia of man. Fold in coal. Carefully add luck. Add lead. Mix in lithium. Mix in radius of wyvern. Add centipedes and mix thoroughly.


Perspicacious Enchantment of Dexterity

Ingredients

  • ¾ kenning polonium, pulverized
  • 1 dram water
  • essence of chimera
  • white fear
  • wish of lemur
  • 7 white butterflies
  • trouble
  • 4 pinches twig of inkvine
  • 1 ounce stamen of hungry grass
  • 3 pecks violet liver of bear

Directions

Ready a basalt vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Beat together water until frothy.

Beat in polonium, twig of inkvine, stamen of hungry grass, and liver of bear until only a few chunks remain.

While working your fingers in a counterclockwise spiral, fold in essence of chimera. Fold in fear. Add wish of lemur. Carefully add butterflies. Fold in trouble.


Sanctioned Remedy for Delicate Ear

Ingredients

  • love
  • 2 thimbles dew of creosote
  • 7 grains twig of poplar
  • 3 live moths
  • 6 pecks branch of aspen

Directions

Prepare a deep wooden mortar and pestle (fir preferred, though yew will do).

First, add love. While tapping two proboscides, add dew of creosote.

Add twig of poplar. Add live moths and mix thoroughly. While waving an arm slowly over the mixture, add branch of aspen.


Baroque Obscenity of Luck

Ingredients

  • 1 grain tarsal of heron
  • ¾ lot cobalt, braised
  • ¾ worm
  • 5 scruples silicon
  • 8 minims milk of lemur
  • 7 scruples phlegm of mosasaur
  • 7 drams flower of maple
  • grim spark of okapi
  • haze

Directions

Facing south, place a steel boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

To begin, add tarsal of heron.

Add cobalt. Carefully add worm. Add silicon. Wriggle your toes, then add milk of lemur. Add phlegm of mosasaur. Stir vigorously.

Add flower of maple.

Cautiously add spark of okapi. Cautiously add haze.

The mixture should be shaken, then imbibed while making the appropriate runic gestures with the left hand.


Remedy for Peaky Lymph

Ingredients

  • 1 kenning chipped granite
  • 2 pecks red arsenic
  • 6 drams alcohol
  • ¼ pound grim root of jasmine
  • 6 live mites

Directions

Facing north, ready a syenite vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Beat together alcohol until frothy. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Beat in granite, arsenic, and root of jasmine until only a few chunks remain.

Cautiously add live mites.


Drofablo's Marvelous Cure for Fulminating Humerus

Ingredients

  • 7 lots tibia of selkie
  • black joy
  • ½ pinch sternum of monotreme

Directions

Under the sign of Libra, prepare a broad steel mortar and pestle.

First, add tibia of selkie. Add joy. Add sternum of monotreme.


Rite of Joy

Ingredients

  • 6 tumblers phlegm of pidgeon, chilled
  • wish of basilisk
  • wish of hyrax

Directions

After aligning yourself parallel to the major leyline, place a zinc boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Add phlegm of pidgeon to the prepared vessel. While hopping on one foot, fold in wish of basilisk. Wriggle your fingers, then cautiously add wish of hyrax.


Inspired Jinx of Infirm Blood

Ingredients

  • 2 measures quartz
  • 8 kennings bismuth
  • 4 ounces white gallbladder of loach
  • 8 drams water
  • ½ live harvestman
  • wink of leprechaun
  • shadow of basilisk
  • 6 pecks heart of crocodile
  • 6 grains hair of crocodile, pulverized
  • ¾ lot pistil of dandelion

Directions

After aligning yourself perpendicular to the governing leyline, prepare a narrow hemlock mortar and pestle.

Beat together water until frothy.

While tapping one arm, blend in quartz, bismuth, gallbladder of loach, heart of crocodile, hair of crocodile, and pistil of dandelion, stirring until fully dissolved.

Add live harvestman. Carefully add wink of leprechaun. Fold in shadow of basilisk.

The mixture should be shaken, then imbibed while making the appropriate runic gestures with the left hand.


Ej's Efficacious Blight of Wart of the Tusk

Ingredients

  • 7 pinches talon of leprechaun, cured
  • ¾ kask æther, tepid
  • 7 drams arsenic
  • 3 pinches stamen of loosestrife
  • 1 pinch humerus of serpent

Directions

Facing south, place a gold boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Add talon of leprechaun to the prepared vessel.

Mix in æther. Stir vigorously. Mix in arsenic. Mix in stamen of loosestrife. Fold in humerus of serpent.

Take a single strand of the target's hair, break it in two, and add it to the concoction, mixing thoroughly.


Praiseworthy Malediction of Infected Sternum

Ingredients

  • shadow of hungry grass
  • 3 scruples cesium
  • 2 kennings quartz, pickled
  • ¼ kenning fibula of pangolin

Directions

Under a gibbous moon, prepare a broad hemlock mortar and pestle.

Start with shadow of hungry grass. Mix in cesium. Add quartz.

Fold in fibula of pangolin.


Jusiyev's Quotidian Jinx of Ailing Tail

Ingredients

  • ½ pound spleen of rhipidistian
  • 6 live locusts
  • 1 grain seed of Green Man
  • ancient suspicion of okapi

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Start with spleen of rhipidistian. Carefully add live locusts. Fold in seed of Green Man. Raise three arms and gesticulate wildly, then fold in suspicion of okapi.

Take a fistful and scatter it to the wind.


Bleteho's Sanctified Assembly of Parrots

Ingredients

  • 2 pounds chipped tooth of gryphon
  • sunlight
  • 5 pinches pistil of tipua
  • 7 scruples cockles of huldra
  • 6 pounds aluminum
  • ¾ dram wax
  • ¾ kenning petal of sage, chopped
  • 7 ounces rot, puréed

Directions

On a misty afternoon, ready a wool sack for mixing.

Start with tooth of gryphon. Cautiously add sunlight. Mix in pistil of tipua. While dancing on three pseudopodia, fold in cockles of huldra. Add aluminum. Snap your fingers thrice, then fold in wax.

While staggering to and fro, fold in petal of sage.

Add rot.

Hum softly as you scatter the contents. 4 to 10 parrots should begin to appear within minutes.


Bleteho's Bane of Disease of the Spine

Ingredients

  • 5 ounces rib of sloth
  • 1 measure char
  • 3 measures gravel
  • 5 scruples phalanx of redcap
  • 4 pinches rot, cubed
  • 8 quarts brine
  • 7 live mollusks
  • love of fox

Directions

Ready a rowan vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Add rib of sloth to the prepared vessel.

Fold in char. While staggering to and fro, fold in gravel. Mix in phalanx of redcap. Mix in rot. Mix in brine. While mumbling, combine with live mollusks.

Add love of fox and mix thoroughly.


Dedication of Fear

Ingredients

  • 3 ounces fibula of elephant
  • 8 minims dew of dandelion
  • sorrow
  • 6 minims brine
  • ½ pound carpal of shark, pulverized
  • memory of vegetable lamb
  • 8 lots nose of huldra
  • 6 drams plutonium, chopped
  • 6 chilled yellowjackets

Directions

Under the sign of Aquarius, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of cedar.

Pour dew of dandelion and brine into prepared vessel.

Blend in fibula of elephant, carpal of shark, nose of huldra, and plutonium, stirring until fully dissolved.

Wriggle your fingers, then fold in sorrow. Combine with memory of vegetable lamb. Fold in yellowjackets.

Sprinkle a loose handful of the compound over the subject, forming the standard signs with the left hand.


Charm for Tottering Gonad

Ingredients

  • 1 dram twig of lotus
  • 7 grains furrowed tungsten
  • 3 scruples brine

Directions

Under a waning moon, prepare a narrow quartz mortar and pestle.

Add twig of lotus to the prepared vessel. Fold in tungsten. Pour in brine. Stir once.

Bring to a rolling boil and have the subject inhale the vapours for 1 to 5 hours, or until the illness passes.


Sham's Blessing of Moongleam

Ingredients

  • 8 kennings twig of triffid
  • 2 spoons oil, stirred
  • 5 live spiders
  • shadow of lemur
  • 5 drams brine
  • 8 drams branch of strangler fig, ground
  • 5 lots scored seed of poplar
  • ¾ ant
  • 6 live fleas

Directions

Prepare a shallow zinc mortar and pestle.

First, add twig of triffid. Pour in oil. Cautiously add live spiders. Add shadow of lemur and mix thoroughly. Add brine. Add branch of strangler fig. Fold in seed of poplar. While working your fingers in a clockwise spiral, add ant and mix thoroughly. While rotating one pseudopodium, add live fleas.


Sham's Minor Curse of Infection of the Lymph

Ingredients

  • 2 kennings scorched coal
  • 4 scruples sternum of baboon
  • 4 minims dilute phlegm of owl
  • wink of anteater
  • 5 kennings leaf of moly
  • 1 measure blood of lemur

Directions

Prepare a broad basalt mortar and pestle.

Add phlegm of owl and blood of lemur, stirring gently. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

While staggering to and fro, beat in coal, sternum of baboon, and leaf of moly until only a few chunks remain.

While stamping two hands, cautiously add wink of anteater.


Inspired Thaumaturgy of Life

Ingredients

  • 5 measures stem of inkvine
  • 8 pounds scale of fox
  • 5 ounces cool phalanx of caiman
  • 3 scorpions
  • 6 thimbles dilute caloric, diluted

Directions

Prepare a narrow syenite mortar and pestle.

Add stem of inkvine to the prepared vessel. Fold in scale of fox. Add phalanx of caiman. Fold in scorpions. Snap your fingers thrice, then pour in caloric. Stir gently.

Take a pinch between thumb and forefinger and inhale deeply.


Favoured Antidote for Disease of the Fat

Ingredients

  • 5 white live harvestmen
  • death
  • scent of willow
  • 3 quarts phloem of bottlebrush
  • 7 ounces gravel, cubed
  • grey greed of newt
  • ¾ pound pelvis of leviathan
  • 7 measures water
  • ¼ grain branch of ent, dessicated
  • ancient scorn of ocelot

Directions

On a rainy morning, ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Add phloem of bottlebrush and water, stirring gently. Bring to a boil, stirring intermittently.

Add gravel, pelvis of leviathan, and branch of ent. Do not overmix.

While gyrating, combine with live harvestmen. Carefully add death. Fold in scent of willow. Cautiously add greed of newt. Add scorn of ocelot and mix thoroughly.

Sprinkle a loose handful of the compound over the subject's fat, mouthing the standard invocations.


Favoured Cure for Bruised Tear

Ingredients

  • pragmatism
  • 4 drams grey silicon
  • warm hope of huldra
  • 1 thimble ancient neon

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

To begin, add pragmatism. Add silicon. Fold in hope of huldra. Pour in neon.


Remedy for Infection of the Phlegm

Ingredients

  • ½ dram bark of lotus
  • 8 pounds carpal of baboon
  • death
  • 2 drams phalanx of hedgehog
  • wish of leviathan
  • 7 measures flower of kudzu, dessicated

Directions

Facing south, ready a jacquard sack for mixing.

Start with bark of lotus. Mix in carpal of baboon. While humming softly, combine with death. While mumbling, add phalanx of hedgehog. Add wish of leviathan and mix thoroughly. Fold in flower of kudzu.

Move one forefinger through the mixture, making the approved sigils and signs, then discard.


Grand Song of Inkvines

Ingredients

  • 4 scruples neon
  • ¼ live termite
  • 1 live yellowjacket
  • 5 measures violet leaf of oak
  • chilled mind of newt
  • ¼ enoki
  • violet science

Directions

Under a full moon, place an iron boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Combine neon.

Add leaf of oak.

Fold in live termite. Cautiously add live yellowjacket. Blend in mind of newt. Fold in enoki. Combine with science.


Ej's Curse of Diseased Pelvis

Ingredients

  • ¾ live harvestman
  • 6 scruples cloudy cerumen of fowl
  • ¼ mollusk
  • 2 scruples phosphorus
  • scent of serpent
  • 3 grains heel of albatross, chopped

Directions

Under a crescent moon, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of yew and spruce.

Beat together cerumen of fowl until frothy. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Beat in phosphorus and heel of albatross until only a few chunks remain.

Add live harvestman. Fold in mollusk. Carefully add scent of serpent.

Apply directly to the forehead.


Vacuous Invitation of Redcaps

Ingredients

  • 8 tumblers dew of pine
  • 7 scruples viscera of redcap
  • 3 dragonflies
  • grey death
  • fear

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of pine and larch.

Pour dew of pine into prepared vessel. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Blend in viscera of redcap, stirring until fully dissolved.

Fold in dragonflies. Blend in death. Add fear.


Bleteho's Convenient Plague of Infirmity of the Gonad

Ingredients

  • 4 ounces cool sternum of bat, chopped
  • 7 tumblers nitrogen
  • warm life
  • despair of sloth
  • ¼ peck gallbladder of monotreme

Directions

Prepare a broad wooden mortar and pestle (larch preferred, though cedar will do).

Add nitrogen, stirring gently. Bring to a boil, stirring occasionally.

Stir in sternum of bat and gallbladder of monotreme, individually.

Snap your fingers once, then blend in life. Add despair of sloth and mix thoroughly.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle.


Dedication of Suspicion

Ingredients

  • 5 kennings chilled char
  • 5 pinches eye of alligator
  • 5 pinches radius of chimera

Directions

On a rainy morning, ready a brocaded sack for mixing.

To begin, add char. Add eye of alligator.

Mix in radius of chimera.


Consecration of Gnashing

Ingredients

  • ¼ scruple ancient flower of ash
  • 5 pecks stem of moly
  • ¾ lot branch of raskovnik, pulverized
  • luck
  • ½ scruple lead
  • touch of mouse
  • 6 ounces blessed heart of loach
  • ½ scruple blessed mercury, chilled
  • 6 ounces silicon
  • 6 pinches hot cranium of man

Directions

On a dry day, prepare a shallow hickory mortar and pestle.

To begin, add flower of ash. Fold in stem of moly. While mumbling, add branch of raskovnik. While standing on two hands, add luck. Fold in lead.

Fold in touch of mouse. Fold in heart of loach. Add mercury. Stir vigorously. Add silicon. Mix in cranium of man.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle.


Clever Antidote for Delicate Gonad

Ingredients

  • superstition
  • 3 pinches gravel
  • 1 dram pistil of rose
  • 2 measures gravel
  • 2 pleuroti
  • scent of willow
  • 5 grains hot thyroid of lynx
  • hope of yeti

Directions

Array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

Start with superstition. Fold in gravel.

Add pistil of rose.

Fold in gravel. Cautiously add pleuroti. Blend in scent of willow.

Mix in thyroid of lynx.

Add hope of yeti.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Jusiyev's Poem of Power recommended), then reserve for future use.


Irregular Malediction of Unfortunate Spleen

Ingredients

  • ¼ pinch tantalum
  • ¾ pinch iron
  • 6 lots pistil of hungry grass

Directions

Prepare a deep platinum mortar and pestle.

First, add tantalum. Fold in iron. Fold in pistil of hungry grass.

Ensure that the subject ingests the compound within 4 to 10 hours for maximum effectiveness.


Denunciation of Invisibility

Ingredients

  • 1 grain aluminum
  • 4 measures stem of ent
  • terror of kelpie
  • 4 drams black nose of monkey
  • 8 drams root of rose
  • ½ dram scored bark of daisy

Directions

On a rainy afternoon, array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

To begin, add aluminum. Add stem of ent. Cautiously add terror of kelpie. Fold in nose of monkey.

Add root of rose. While humming softly, add bark of daisy.

Hum softly as you scatter the contents.


Malediction of Diseased Pelvis

Ingredients

  • ¼ scruple leaf of creeper, braised
  • ¾ tumbler sap of Green Man, beaten
  • 8 kennings young sternum of otter
  • blessed mind of carp
  • 1 kenning tibia of basilisk

Directions

After aligning yourself parallel to the major leyline, place a nickel boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Start with leaf of creeper. Pour in sap of Green Man. Stir gently. Gesture vaguely to the north, then add sternum of otter. Add mind of carp and mix thoroughly. While flexing two hands, add tibia of basilisk.


Perplexing Charm of Trouble

Ingredients

  • 2 drams brine
  • 7 spoons hot dew of elm
  • 2 pinches gallbladder of gnome
  • sanctity
  • red trouble
  • 8 ounces plutonium

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of pine and spruce.

Pour brine and dew of elm into prepared vessel. Bring to a boil, stirring continuously.

Stir in gallbladder of gnome and plutonium, individually.

While dancing on two feet, add sanctity. Cautiously add trouble.

Sprinkle a loose handful of the compound over the subject, mouthing the standard invocations.


Bleteho's Simple Enchantment of Virtue

Ingredients

  • 2 scruples cracked rot
  • 8 grains blessed stem of Nimloth
  • 4 scruples ancient carpal of bear
  • 7 pounds iridium
  • 8 pinches tusk of bovine
  • 4 pinches heel of caribou
  • ½ grain magnesium

Directions

After aligning yourself perpendicular to the governing leyline, prepare a narrow ash mortar and pestle.

First, add rot. Fold in stem of Nimloth. Fold in carpal of bear. Fold in iridium. While stamping one tentacle, add tusk of bovine. Fold in heel of caribou. Add magnesium.


Imprecation of Trouble

Ingredients

  • essence of ivy
  • scent of loosestrife
  • ½ scruple twig of jasper
  • 6 kennings blessed egg of mosasaur, washed
  • shadow of treant
  • 8 scruples alcohol
  • red laughter of swallow
  • love of peccary
  • starlight
  • 3 scruples sap of strangler fig

Directions

Under a waning moon, ready an iron vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

First, add essence of ivy. Cautiously add scent of loosestrife.

Fold in twig of jasper. Fold in egg of mosasaur. Wriggle your fingers, then fold in shadow of treant.

Mix in alcohol. Combine with laughter of swallow.

Cautiously add love of peccary. Fold in starlight. Pour in sap of strangler fig.

Apply directly to the forehead.


Malediction of Hope

Ingredients

  • ½ ounce xylem of sage
  • 4 moths
  • 1 pint tear of possum
  • fear
  • memory of ent
  • 8 grains bark of dandelion
  • white life
  • 5 pounds furrowed iron

Directions

Under a gibbous moon, prepare a broad gold mortar and pestle.

First, add xylem of sage. Blend in moths. Mix in tear of possum. Stir gently. Fold in fear. While hopping on three pseudopodia, carefully add memory of ent. While working your fingers in a clockwise spiral, mix in bark of dandelion. Fold in life. Fold in iron.


Feckless Song of Oaks

Ingredients

  • ¼ measure root of mandrake
  • ¾ peck bark of kudzu
  • 3 scruples pure mandible of gnome
  • 6 drams furrowed bark of strangler fig

Directions

Ready a slik sack for mixing.

Add root of mandrake to the prepared vessel. Fold in bark of kudzu. Add mandible of gnome. Mix in bark of strangler fig.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Jusiyev's Poem of Power recommended), then reserve for future use. 3 to 9 oaks should begin to appear within minutes.


Indispensible Consecration of Shadow

Ingredients

  • ¾ kask dew of ivy, chilled
  • 5 kennings nose of gharial, cubed
  • 2 grains polonium

Directions

Ready an obsidian vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Add dew of ivy to the prepared vessel. Snap your fingers twice, then fold in nose of gharial. While humming softly, add polonium.


Sanctioned Bane of Sickly Heel

Ingredients

  • grey scream of selkie
  • touch of titan arum
  • secret
  • ¼ dram polonium, pickled
  • 8 live millipedes
  • 4 pecks pistil of creeper
  • ¼ grain young quartz
  • 8 kennings tongue of basilisk, ground

Directions

Ready a jasper vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Start with scream of selkie. While flexing two proboscides, carefully add touch of titan arum. Fold in secret. Fold in polonium.

Carefully add live millipedes. Mix in pistil of creeper. Mix in quartz. Add tongue of basilisk.

Sprinkle a loose handful of the compound over the subject, mouthing the standard invocations.


Kaptethuy's Indispensible Curse of Sunlight

Ingredients

  • shadow of dandelion
  • idealism
  • 1 ounce aluminum
  • ¾ chanterelle

Directions

Prepare a shallow wooden mortar and pestle (cherry preferred, though oak will do).

Add shadow of dandelion to the prepared vessel. Fold in idealism.

While chanting, add aluminum. While rubbing one leg, combine with chanterelle.

Apply directly to the forehead.


Contrived Conjuring of Chanterelles

Ingredients

  • ¾ chanterelle
  • grim grin of leprechaun
  • ½ dram scored stamen of wolfsbane
  • 5 kennings patella of elephant
  • 5 ounces grey spleen of leviathan
  • 6 ounces nose of monkey

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a non-ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Add chanterelle to the prepared vessel. Combine with grin of leprechaun. Add stamen of wolfsbane. Mix in patella of elephant. Fold in spleen of leviathan. Fold in nose of monkey.


Sanctified Charm for Ache of the Tail

Ingredients

  • 5 pecks liver of tarsir
  • 3 pecks tantalum
  • touch of rose
  • 7 pecks root of poplar
  • 3 ants
  • 3 drams carbon

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Start with liver of tarsir.

Add tantalum.

Carefully add touch of rose. While waving a tentacle slowly over the mixture, fold in root of poplar.

Cautiously add ants.

Mix in carbon.


Clever Summoning of Gibbons

Ingredients

  • despair of gibbon
  • conscience of toad
  • essence of treant
  • 1 mantis
  • 3 pounds gallium, ground
  • 4 scorpions

Directions

Ready a quartz vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

To begin, add despair of gibbon.

Combine with conscience of toad. Blend in essence of treant. Fold in mantis. Fold in gallium. Blend in scorpions.


Illetog's Surprising Charm for Infestation of the Saliva

Ingredients

  • red luck
  • 6 pleuroti
  • 2 pinches brain of otter, pulverized
  • 8 ounces brass
  • 1 toadstool
  • 1 drop helium

Directions

Ready a cherry vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Beat together helium until frothy. Bring to a boil, stirring continuously.

Stir in brain of otter and brass, individually.

While standing on two proboscides, cautiously add luck. Add pleuroti and mix thoroughly. Blend in toadstool.


Forbidden Fulmination of Superstition

Ingredients

  • 6 ounces nitrogen
  • fear
  • 7 drams stamen of moly
  • ¼ measure stamen of aspen
  • essence of demon
  • 7 grains stamen of fern
  • 1 lot iron
  • 7 kennings rib of newt
  • 4 thimbles dew of umdhlebi
  • 5 pecks egg of sloth

Directions

On a humid evening, prepare a deep pumice mortar and pestle.

Add nitrogen and dew of umdhlebi, stirring gently.

While tapping one tentacle, blend in stamen of moly, stamen of aspen, stamen of fern, iron, rib of newt, and egg of sloth, stirring until fully dissolved.

Cautiously add fear. Add essence of demon.

Sprinkle a loose handful of the compound over the subject's None, forming the standard signs with the left hand.


Profanity of Wishes

Ingredients

  • hope of tarsir
  • 3 kennings patella of redcap
  • haze
  • 4 yellowjackets
  • 8 shiitakes

Directions

Facing east, ready a vessel composed of a non-ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

To begin, add hope of tarsir. Add patella of redcap. Combine with haze. Add yellowjackets. Add shiitakes.

Ensure that the subject ingests the compound within 1 to 3 hours for maximum effectiveness.


Enchantment of Delight

Ingredients

  • 7 quarts fat of swallow, beaten
  • ½ pound fibula of mosasaur, dessicated
  • 5 grim pleuroti
  • 6 measures scale of ghoul
  • 1 pinch brain of ungulate, cured

Directions

Prepare a broad hemlock mortar and pestle.

To begin, add fat of swallow. Mix in fibula of mosasaur. Add pleuroti. Fold in scale of ghoul.

Mix in brain of ungulate.


Drofablo's Bane of Infestation of the Cockles

Ingredients

  • 3 scruples phloem of athelas
  • memory of chicory
  • secret
  • 2 ounces copper
  • 2 kasks serum of caribou
  • 3 grains hair of wyvern
  • ½ ounce sternum of leviathan
  • ¼ grain egg of rhipidistian
  • grim shadow of ent
  • pure wish of man

Directions

Facing north, ready an iron vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Pour phloem of athelas and serum of caribou into prepared vessel. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

While stamping one leg, add copper, hair of wyvern, sternum of leviathan, and egg of rhipidistian. Do not overmix.

Combine with memory of chicory. Add secret. Cautiously add shadow of ent. Blend in wish of man.

The mixture should be shaken, then imbibed while making the appropriate runic gestures with the left hand.


Devilish Devilry of Darkness

Ingredients

  • 1 dram neon
  • 8 grains white bud of moly
  • 4 termites
  • 6 pounds pelvis of rhinoceros
  • 3 drams prisine serum of gryphon, tepid
  • 5 drams ear of fowl, cubed

Directions

With a setting sun in the sky, ready a platinum vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Add neon to the prepared vessel.

Add bud of moly. Combine with termites. Fold in pelvis of rhinoceros.

Pour in serum of gryphon. Stir gently. Fold in ear of fowl.

Heat until all of the liquid has boiled away and the black fumes have blotted out the great and minor lights of the sky.


Curse of Ailing Milk

Ingredients

  • prisine essence of Nimloth
  • consciousness of chameleon
  • young mist
  • 3 ounces twig of athelas
  • sorrow of heron
  • terror of shrew
  • 5 lots cool tongue of gnome

Directions

Prepare a deep acacia mortar and pestle.

Add essence of Nimloth to the prepared vessel.

Carefully add consciousness of chameleon. Add mist. Fold in twig of athelas.

Add sorrow of heron. Blend in terror of shrew. Fold in tongue of gnome.


Beckoning of Huldras

Ingredients

  • wish of man
  • 8 grains root of creeper
  • ½ measure mud
  • 3 lots gonad of mouse
  • 1 grain carpal of lungfish
  • hot corruption
  • 5 tumblers phloem of titan arum

Directions

Under the sign of Scorpius, place a steel boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Combine mud and phloem of titan arum. Bring to a boil, stirring occasionally.

Raise one leg and gesticulate wildly, then add root of creeper, gonad of mouse, and carpal of lungfish.

Gesture vaguely to the south, then cautiously add wish of man. Carefully add corruption.

Speak the seven forbidden words, then submerge one arm in the compound up to the elbow and withdraw. 5 to 11 huldras should begin to appear within seconds.


Illetog's Suitible Devilry of Invisibility

Ingredients

  • 3 live yellowjackets
  • 6 kennings stem of treant
  • 3 pinches plutonium
  • luck
  • 7 ounces pure phloem of ivy
  • 4 lots gold
  • 4 red live mealworms
  • touch of rose

Directions

Prepare a deep wooden mortar and pestle (hickory preferred, though ash will do).

Add phloem of ivy, stirring gently. Bring to a boil, stirring occasionally.

While leaping, blend in stem of treant, plutonium, and gold, stirring until fully dissolved.

While tapping one foot, blend in live yellowjackets. Fold in luck. Carefully add live mealworms. Cautiously add touch of rose.


Blessing of Wishes

Ingredients

  • pragmatism
  • idealism
  • 4 measures pure hair of bear, crushed
  • ¼ minim choler of albatross
  • ½ pinch mandible of sloth
  • ¾ ounce ulna of selkie
  • 6 pinches blessed rib of bat
  • ¾ thimble grim lymph of lynx, stirred
  • prisine sorrow

Directions

After aligning yourself perpendicular to the governing leyline, place an iron boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Start with pragmatism. While rotating two feet, cautiously add idealism. While moaning gently, mix in hair of bear. Pour in choler of albatross. Stir vigorously. Mix in mandible of sloth. While staggering to and fro, mix in ulna of selkie. Fold in rib of bat.

Mix in lymph of lynx. Stir gently. While mumbling, carefully add sorrow.

Heat until all of the liquid has boiled away and the black fumes have blotted out the great and minor lights of the sky.


Bleteho's Senseless Invocation of Gnashing

Ingredients

  • fear
  • 2 pounds hot tin, cured
  • 6 live cockles

Directions

Under the sign of Aquarius, array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

To begin, add fear. Mix in tin. Cautiously add live cockles.

Heat until all of the liquid has boiled away and the black fumes have blotted out the great and minor lights of the sky.


Practical Charm of Suspicion

Ingredients

  • 7 violet live harvestmen
  • 5 measures chipped coal
  • 2 drams young neon
  • 1 lot spine of salamander
  • shadow

Directions

After aligning yourself parallel to the major leyline, ready a zinc vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Add live harvestmen to the prepared vessel.

Fold in coal.

Add neon. Stir once. Add spine of salamander. Blend in shadow.

Sprinkle a loose handful of the compound over the subject, mouthing the standard invocations.


Jinx of Debilitated Horn

Ingredients

  • 1 pinch char
  • 3 ounces phosphorus
  • 3 drams bud of bottlebrush

Directions

Facing east, ready a paisley sack for mixing.

To begin, add char.

Fold in phosphorus. Mix in bud of bottlebrush.

Sprinkle a loose handful of the compound over the subject, mouthing the standard invocations.


Sham's Minor Thaumaturgy of Wisdom

Ingredients

  • shadow of daisy
  • 1 spoon alcohol
  • sanctity
  • violet life
  • ¼ pound fruit of sage, cured
  • 5 drams bark of creeper, braised
  • pragmatism

Directions

Place a tin boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Add alcohol, stirring gently.

While waving a proboscis slowly over the mixture, beat in fruit of sage and bark of creeper until only a few chunks remain.

While working your fingers in a clockwise spiral, blend in shadow of daisy. Blend in sanctity. Add life. Add pragmatism.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Jusiyev's Poem of Power recommended), then reserve for future use.


Devilry of Pragmatism

Ingredients

  • 8 minims dew of hungry grass
  • hope of swallow
  • ¾ grain bud of loosestrife
  • 2 pinches hair of selkie

Directions

Under a waning moon, prepare a broad hickory mortar and pestle.

Combine dew of hungry grass.

Raise one tentacle and gesticulate wildly, then blend in bud of loosestrife and hair of selkie, stirring until fully dissolved.

Fold in hope of swallow.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle.


Dedication of Corruption

Ingredients

  • 3 measures cranium of gibbon
  • greed of loach
  • 7 grains cockles of monotreme
  • scent of caribou
  • ¼ live dragonfly
  • 1 dram bud of ent
  • 5 drams warm phalanx of shark

Directions

With a setting Mars in the sky, ready a jersey sack for mixing.

Start with cranium of gibbon. Add greed of loach. Add cockles of monotreme. Combine with scent of caribou. While rotating two proboscides, fold in live dragonfly. Mix in bud of ent. Add phalanx of shark.


Gathering of Eels

Ingredients

  • ¾ ounce cockles of loach, crushed
  • 1 pound furrowed quartz
  • 3 kennings warm cesium
  • cool scent of hyrax
  • 8 quarts neon
  • warm sanctity
  • 4 grains egg of gnome

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of ash.

To begin, add cockles of loach. Add quartz.

Add cesium. Fold in scent of hyrax. Pour in neon. Stir vigorously. Raise two proboscides and gesticulate wildly, then combine with sanctity.

Add egg of gnome.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Jusiyev's Poem of Power recommended), then reserve for future use. 3 to 8 eels should begin to appear within seconds.


Indispensible Enchantment of Charm

Ingredients

  • ¼ flea
  • young pragmatism
  • 5 drams talon of echidna, cubed
  • 2 lots liver of basilisk
  • shadow of hibiscus

Directions

Prepare a deep tin mortar and pestle.

To begin, add flea. Add pragmatism and mix thoroughly. Mix in talon of echidna. While rubbing two legs, add liver of basilisk. Add shadow of hibiscus and mix thoroughly.


Kaptethuy's Thaumaturgy of Sanctity

Ingredients

  • pure scent of quaking
  • 3 tumblers xylem of bottlebrush
  • 6 measures phloem of hoya
  • ¼ pinch cool tarsal of rat, chopped
  • ¼ cockle
  • 1 measure rot
  • ¾ locust

Directions

After aligning yourself perpendicular to the governing leyline, place a lead boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Combine xylem of bottlebrush and phloem of hoya.

While tapping two tentacles, blend in tarsal of rat and rot, stirring until fully dissolved.

While chanting, fold in scent of quaking. Fold in cockle. Combine with locust.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Jusiyev's Song of Sanctity recommended), then reserve for future use.


Jusiyev's Vacuous Enchantment of Darkness

Ingredients

  • trouble
  • 6 pecks granite
  • ½ pound quartz
  • 3 pints helium
  • white science
  • scent of hibiscus
  • ¼ peck cracked iridium, washed
  • moongleam

Directions

Ready a hemlock vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

To begin, add trouble.

Fold in granite. Fold in quartz. Add helium. Cautiously add science. Fold in scent of hibiscus. Mix in iridium. Carefully add moongleam.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Jusiyev's Poem of Power recommended), then reserve for future use.


Elixir for Pallid Sebum

Ingredients

  • whisper of shrew
  • 7 pinches twig of hoya
  • 2 pecks black gizzard of bat
  • ½ spoon caloric
  • ¼ pleurotus
  • 3 kennings bark of sage
  • darkness
  • 6 pinches mandible of caiman
  • ½ measure silicon
  • 5 cockles

Directions

After aligning yourself parallel to the governing leyline, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of larch and yew.

First, add whisper of shrew.

Add twig of hoya.

Fold in gizzard of bat. Mix in caloric. Fold in pleurotus. Fold in bark of sage. Combine with darkness.

Fold in mandible of caiman. Fold in silicon.

While rotating three legs, cautiously add cockles.


Perplexing Spell of Secret

Ingredients

  • 2 shiitakes
  • 6 scruples thyroid of demon
  • ¼ spoon blood of eel
  • 2 measures xylem of treant
  • pure secret
  • 2 pounds bark of baobab
  • 5 tumblers young xylem of mint
  • ½ scruple tungsten
  • ¼ live spider
  • 1 peck hot eye of owl

Directions

Ready a silver vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

First, add shiitakes. Mix in thyroid of demon. While gyrating, add blood of eel. Stir gently. Add xylem of treant. Stir once. While stamping two arms, combine with secret. While working your fingers in a clockwise spiral, fold in bark of baobab. Add xylem of mint. Stir gently. Fold in tungsten.

While rubbing one proboscis, add live spider.

Fold in eye of owl.

Take a fistful and scatter it to the wind.


Surprising Conjuring of Bovines

Ingredients

  • 3 spoons tepid milk of bat, stirred
  • 4 lots red potassium
  • 7 pints flux, tepid

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a non-ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Beat together milk of bat and flux until frothy. Bring to a boil, stirring vigorously.

Blend in potassium, stirring until fully dissolved.

Hum softly as you scatter the contents. 1 to 4 bovines should begin to appear within seconds.


Perspicacious Imprecation of Trouble

Ingredients

  • 7 kennings lithium
  • science
  • corruption
  • ½ black live mantis
  • ¼ minim xylem of triffid
  • 7 drams viscera of possum
  • ¾ quart grey dew of lotus
  • corruption
  • 1 pound gonad of marsupial
  • shadow of mint

Directions

Ready an oak vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Add xylem of triffid and dew of lotus, stirring gently.

Beat in lithium, viscera of possum, and gonad of marsupial until only a few chunks remain.

While chanting, blend in science. Combine with corruption. Combine with live mantis. Fold in corruption. Blend in shadow of mint.


Congregation of Albatrosses

Ingredients

  • ¼ scruple black saliva of newt
  • 1 kenning cobalt
  • touch of bamboo
  • corruption
  • 4 lots furrowed sternum of albatross

Directions

Under a gibbous moon, place a platinum boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Pour saliva of newt into prepared vessel. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Wriggle your toes, then add cobalt and sternum of albatross. Do not overmix.

While dancing on one leg, fold in touch of bamboo. Combine with corruption.


Blight of Infection of the Phlegm

Ingredients

  • 7 grains flower of raskovnik
  • 3 kennings pelvis of rhinoceros
  • essence of triffid
  • 6 scruples pistil of Nimloth, chopped

Directions

After aligning yourself parallel to the governing leyline, ready a copper vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Add flower of raskovnik to the prepared vessel. Mix in pelvis of rhinoceros.

While rotating two proboscides, cautiously add essence of triffid. Fold in pistil of Nimloth.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Jusiyev's Poem of Power recommended), then reserve for future use.


Drofablo's Invitation of Rhinoceroses

Ingredients

  • scent of bovine
  • touch of salamander
  • hot hope of monotreme
  • 8 pecks prisine stamen of creosote
  • 1 pint æther
  • 5 ounces grim calcium
  • young mind of parrot
  • greed of serpent
  • ¼ spoon serum of demon
  • sorrow

Directions

On a dry day, prepare a broad platinum mortar and pestle.

Add scent of bovine to the prepared vessel. Combine with touch of salamander. Add hope of monotreme and mix thoroughly. Add stamen of creosote.

Mix in æther. Mix in calcium. Carefully add mind of parrot. Carefully add greed of serpent. Pour in serum of demon. Add sorrow.


Forbidden Imprecation of Wisdom

Ingredients

  • pure spark of serpent
  • ¼ measure sap of rafflesia
  • 4 ounces tongue of swallow
  • sorrow
  • 1 grain bud of kudzu
  • 7 kennings grim tooth of chimera
  • ¾ ounce serum of rhipidistian, beaten
  • 5 lots arsenic
  • ¾ dram cracked fibula of hyrax
  • ¼ quart ancient sap of kudzu

Directions

Facing south, ready a hickory vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Start with spark of serpent. Wriggle your fingers, then mix in sap of rafflesia. Stir gently. Fold in tongue of swallow.

Fold in sorrow. Mix in bud of kudzu. Add tooth of chimera. Pour in serum of rhipidistian. Stir once. Fold in arsenic. While flexing one tentacle, mix in fibula of hyrax. Mix in sap of kudzu.

Ensure that the subject ingests the compound within 4 to 10 hours for maximum effectiveness.


Imprecation of Idealism

Ingredients

  • 5 pounds pure bud of creosote
  • 6 drops blessed dew of triffid
  • ¾ ounce petal of inkvine
  • 6 ounces humour of man, chilled
  • 1 pound coal
  • 7 grains viscera of rhinoceros, dessicated
  • 1 white yellowjacket

Directions

Ready a larch vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

First, add bud of creosote. Pour in dew of triffid. While rubbing two hands, mix in petal of inkvine. Add humour of man. Stir once. While working your fingers in a counterclockwise spiral, mix in coal. Mix in viscera of rhinoceros. Add yellowjacket and mix thoroughly.


Curse of Secret

Ingredients

  • young touch of ivy
  • 3 ounces warm xylem of elm
  • shadow of poplar
  • ¼ live mite
  • 1 ounce eye of bat, dessicated
  • 5 lots prisine silicon
  • 2 ounces rot

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a non-ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Combine xylem of elm. Bring to a boil, stirring continuously.

While working your fingers in a counterclockwise spiral, beat in eye of bat, silicon, and rot until only a few chunks remain.

While dancing on three tentacles, carefully add touch of ivy. Blend in shadow of poplar. Fold in live mite.


Kaptethuy's Conjuring of Hungry Grasses

Ingredients

  • 5 grains scorched frost, braised
  • memory of raskovnik
  • 1 ounce æther
  • 6 ounces eye of rhinoceros

Directions

Facing north, ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Add frost to the prepared vessel. Fold in memory of raskovnik. Add æther.

Mix in eye of rhinoceros.


Senseless Bane of Disturbance of the Scale

Ingredients

  • ½ ounce ulna of selkie
  • ¾ worm
  • ¼ grain sternum of leviathan, cured
  • 8 scruples liver of possum
  • 5 ounces pelvis of lemur
  • ¾ dram bark of lotus
  • 6 pinches cockles of shark

Directions

Facing south, ready a brocaded sack for mixing.

Start with ulna of selkie. Cautiously add worm. Add sternum of leviathan. While working your fingers in a clockwise spiral, mix in liver of possum. Add pelvis of lemur. Mix in bark of lotus. Fold in cockles of shark.

Take a single strand of the target's hair, break it in two, and add it to the concoction, mixing thoroughly.


Perplexing Rite of Gnashing

Ingredients

  • 3 lots coal
  • ¼ ounce hot sebum of parrot
  • 2 pecks brass, ground
  • ¾ spoon black sebum of monkey
  • 1 black chanterelle
  • memory of athelas

Directions

Under the sign of Orion, prepare a deep wooden mortar and pestle (larch preferred, though fir will do).

First, add coal. Add sebum of parrot. Stir gently. Mix in brass. Pour in sebum of monkey. Stir gently. Carefully add chanterelle. Blend in memory of athelas.

Hum softly as you scatter the contents.


Sanctioned Dedication of Shadow

Ingredients

  • young essence of mandrake
  • 6 ounces lithium
  • joy of chameleon
  • 3 scruples petal of hoya
  • 2 pecks gallium, crushed
  • white memory of umdhlebi

Directions

Facing east, ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Start with essence of mandrake. Fold in lithium. Add joy of chameleon and mix thoroughly. Fold in petal of hoya. Add gallium. Carefully add memory of umdhlebi.


Beckoning of Butterflies

Ingredients

  • 7 kennings scorched petal of creeper
  • hot essence of mint
  • ¼ dram xylem of treant
  • 6 pinches gallbladder of pidgeon
  • 3 pounds bark of ent
  • ¾ dram cracked phalanx of lynx, braised
  • wink of rhipidistian
  • 2 quarts dew of oak, diluted
  • consciousness of rat

Directions

Facing east, prepare a deep cherry mortar and pestle.

Add petal of creeper to the prepared vessel. Add essence of mint. Add xylem of treant. Fold in gallbladder of pidgeon.

Fold in bark of ent. Mix in phalanx of lynx.

Add wink of rhipidistian and mix thoroughly. Add dew of oak.

Combine with consciousness of rat.

Paint face, arms, and chest with the compound. The spell will take hold within seconds. 5 to 12 butterflies should begin to appear within hours.


Surprising Enchantment of Starlight

Ingredients

  • 2 spoons sap of baobab
  • 6 young worms
  • 3 measures petal of daisy

Directions

After aligning yourself parallel to the minor leyline, prepare a shallow wooden mortar and pestle (fir preferred, though pine will do).

Combine sap of baobab.

Gesture vaguely to the east, then stir in petal of daisy, individually.

Combine with worms.

Hum softly as you scatter the contents.


Spell of Darkness

Ingredients

  • ½ lot pure seed of ash
  • ½ scruple stamen of baobab, pickled
  • 6 ounces stem of strangler fig
  • white shadow of raskovnik

Directions

Array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

To begin, add seed of ash.

Add stamen of baobab. Fold in stem of strangler fig. Add shadow of raskovnik.


Bleteho's Jinx of Riotous Cerumen

Ingredients

  • 5 measures gallium
  • cursed pragmatism
  • scream of yeti
  • cold pragmatism
  • 3 drops xylem of lily
  • 8 pounds cockles of chameleon

Directions

Place a silver boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Beat together xylem of lily until frothy. Bring to a boil, stirring vigorously.

While mumbling, stir in gallium and cockles of chameleon, individually.

While stamping three pseudopodia, blend in pragmatism. Add scream of yeti. Combine with pragmatism.


Cure for Bruised Liver

Ingredients

  • ¼ tumbler humour of ghoul
  • shadow of athelas
  • sanctity
  • 4 drams xylem of Yggdrasil
  • ¾ scruple cool copper
  • 2 ounces nitrogen
  • scent of salamander

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of acacia and rowan.

Beat together humour of ghoul, xylem of Yggdrasil, and nitrogen until frothy. Bring to a boil, stirring intermittently.

Gesture vaguely to the south, then add copper.

Wriggle your toes, then add shadow of athelas and mix thoroughly. Add sanctity. Add scent of salamander and mix thoroughly.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle.


Perplexing Malediction of Disturbance of the Cockles

Ingredients

  • shadow of jasmine
  • ½ kenning tooth of elephant
  • 2 drams cold pelvis of caribou, cured
  • ¾ dram branch of lotus, cured

Directions

Ready a silver vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

To begin, add shadow of jasmine. Add tooth of elephant.

Fold in pelvis of caribou.

Add branch of lotus.

Sprinkle a loose handful of the compound over the subject, forming the standard signs with the left hand.


Beckoning of Ghouls

Ingredients

  • 5 measures grim phalanx of gharial
  • 2 kennings root of Green Man
  • 3 locusts
  • ½ dram radius of chimera
  • 1 lot furrowed granite

Directions

Prepare a narrow wooden mortar and pestle (fir preferred, though hemlock will do).

Add phalanx of gharial to the prepared vessel. Fold in root of Green Man.

Carefully add locusts. Fold in radius of chimera. Mix in granite.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle. 3 to 7 ghouls should begin to appear within hours.


Illetog's Cursed Congregation of Locusts

Ingredients

  • ¼ ounce branch of poplar
  • ¾ grain red heel of sloth
  • prisine touch of kudzu

Directions

Ready a clay vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Start with branch of poplar.

Fold in heel of sloth. Gesture vaguely to the east, then blend in touch of kudzu.

Hum softly as you scatter the contents. 3 to 7 locusts should begin to appear within seconds.


Perplexing Charm for Disease of the Egg

Ingredients

  • 6 lots cobalt
  • ancient sanctity
  • ¾ peck root of elm
  • consciousness of shad
  • consciousness of unicorn

Directions

Under a gibbous moon, ready a schist vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Add cobalt to the prepared vessel. While humming softly, carefully add sanctity. Gesture vaguely to the north, then fold in root of elm.

Blend in consciousness of shad. Add consciousness of unicorn and mix thoroughly.


Jinx of Infection of the Heart

Ingredients

  • 2 kasks brine
  • 2 grains petal of mint
  • 1 grain ear of baboon
  • ½ mollusk
  • young breath of wyrm
  • 6 kennings bismuth
  • 3 pounds leaf of hibiscus
  • 3 measures granite, puréed

Directions

Prepare a deep birch mortar and pestle.

Start with brine. Mix in petal of mint.

Add ear of baboon. Carefully add mollusk. Add breath of wyrm and mix thoroughly.

Fold in bismuth. Mix in leaf of hibiscus. Fold in granite.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Jusiyev's Poem of Power recommended), then reserve for future use.


Quotidian Invocation of Strength

Ingredients

  • ¼ pound cracked brass
  • ¾ dram silver
  • memory of daisy
  • breath of hedgehog

Directions

On a humid day, array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

Add brass to the prepared vessel. Add silver.

Combine with memory of daisy. Add breath of hedgehog.


Grand Imprecation of Joy

Ingredients

  • laughter of wyrm
  • 3 ounces heart of lemur
  • 3 lots furrowed fruit of triffid
  • 2 measures dew of mandrake
  • prisine mind of sloth
  • 5 pecks stamen of moly

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a non-ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Combine dew of mandrake.

While standing on three pseudopodia, blend in heart of lemur, fruit of triffid, and stamen of moly, stirring until fully dissolved.

While staggering to and fro, cautiously add laughter of wyrm. Cautiously add mind of sloth.


Minor Congregation of Fleas

Ingredients

  • 6 yellowjackets
  • ¾ pinch scored coal, cured
  • ancient scorn of wyrm
  • 6 live harvestmen
  • 7 ounces bud of hoya
  • 5 scruples petal of jasmine
  • 4 grains bark of athelas
  • 8 measures furrowed char

Directions

Ready a platinum vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

First, add yellowjackets. While staggering to and fro, mix in coal. Blend in scorn of wyrm.

Cautiously add live harvestmen. Add bud of hoya. Add petal of jasmine. Fold in bark of athelas. While hopping on three arms, mix in char.

Take a pinch between thumb and forefinger and inhale deeply. 4 to 11 fleas should begin to appear within hours.


Perplexing Antidote for Sickly Viscera

Ingredients

  • ¾ moth
  • spark of monkey
  • grim science
  • ½ live cockle
  • 2 drams stamen of creeper, salted
  • ¼ lot gravel
  • shadow
  • 7 pints brine

Directions

Facing west, ready a clay vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Combine brine.

While humming softly, stir in stamen of creeper and gravel, individually.

Carefully add moth. Add spark of monkey. Carefully add science. Add live cockle and mix thoroughly. Add shadow and mix thoroughly.


Summoning of Redcaps

Ingredients

  • 8 lots cursed tongue of rhipidistian
  • ½ kenning stem of treant, cubed
  • 5 spoons young milk of shark
  • 3 quarts nitrogen
  • shadow of rhipidistian
  • 6 enoki
  • touch of poplar
  • 2 measures prisine stem of pine
  • black mist
  • ¾ cursed live moth

Directions

Under the sign of Virgo, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of oak and rowan.

Pour milk of shark and nitrogen into prepared vessel. Bring to a boil, stirring occasionally.

Beat in tongue of rhipidistian, stem of treant, and stem of pine until only a few chunks remain.

Cautiously add shadow of rhipidistian. Add enoki and mix thoroughly. Add touch of poplar and mix thoroughly. Cautiously add mist. Add live moth.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Jusiyev's Song of Sanctity recommended), then reserve for future use. 3 to 8 redcaps should begin to appear within minutes.


Baroque Enchantment of Suspicion

Ingredients

  • 2 scruples cursed flux
  • virtue of man
  • 3 pints nitrogen
  • ¾ harvestman
  • 5 pinches grim root of loosestrife
  • despair
  • prisine idealism
  • 6 ounces prisine granite

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a non-ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Add flux to the prepared vessel. Carefully add virtue of man.

Mix in nitrogen. Stir once. Cautiously add harvestman. Add root of loosestrife. Cautiously add despair. Carefully add idealism. While hopping on one tentacle, mix in granite.


Consecration of Whispers

Ingredients

  • ¾ scruple young cerumen of tanuki
  • 7 live mantises
  • sanctity
  • life

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of cherry and rowan.

Start with cerumen of tanuki. Gesture vaguely to the north, then carefully add live mantises. Fold in sanctity. Fold in life.


Perspicacious Curse of Cancerous Bile

Ingredients

  • idealism
  • memory of umdhlebi
  • red science
  • ½ live spider
  • 4 pecks branch of hazel
  • secret
  • wink of pidgeon
  • 5 shiitakes
  • touch of hungry grass
  • 6 lots fruit of chicory, cubed

Directions

Under a full moon, ready a paisley sack for mixing.

Add idealism to the prepared vessel.

Combine with memory of umdhlebi. Carefully add science. While standing on two tentacles, cautiously add live spider. Fold in branch of hazel.

Blend in secret. Add wink of pidgeon. While tapping three tentacles, cautiously add shiitakes. Fold in touch of hungry grass. Add fruit of chicory.


Remedy for Aching Horn

Ingredients

  • death
  • 7 ounces blessed brass
  • 3 scruples liver of kelpie

Directions

Under the sign of Capricorn, ready a yew vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Start with death. Fold in brass. While waving a foot slowly over the mixture, add liver of kelpie.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Jusiyev's Poem of Power recommended), then reserve for future use.


Kaptethuy's Spell of Corruption

Ingredients

  • ¼ mite
  • ¾ pound silver
  • 4 kasks sap of pine
  • 4 pecks furrowed twig of fern
  • blessed sanctity
  • prisine joy

Directions

On a dry evening, ready a brass vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Add mite to the prepared vessel. Add silver.

While dancing on two tentacles, pour in sap of pine. Stir vigorously. Add twig of fern. Gesture vaguely to the north, then blend in sanctity. Carefully add joy.


Charm of Sanctity

Ingredients

  • 6 live centipedes
  • cursed laughter of pidgeon
  • ¼ grain root of tipua
  • scent of carp
  • ½ peck tungsten
  • 5 pounds twig of jasmine
  • fear
  • grin of squirrel
  • essence of elm

Directions

Prepare a broad oak mortar and pestle.

Start with live centipedes.

Add laughter of pidgeon and mix thoroughly. Mix in root of tipua. Carefully add scent of carp. Add tungsten. While dancing on one arm, fold in twig of jasmine.

Carefully add fear. Blend in grin of squirrel. Add essence of elm and mix thoroughly.


Surprising Fulmination of Sorrow

Ingredients

  • 8 grains potassium
  • 1 pound zinc
  • 5 grains viscera of fox
  • prisine joy
  • ¼ dram humour of possum

Directions

Place a copper boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

To begin, add potassium.

Add zinc.

Add viscera of fox. Add joy. While humming softly, add humour of possum. Stir gently.

Take a fistful and scatter it to the wind.


Corrective for Affliction of the Egg

Ingredients

  • ¼ pinch seed of athelas, washed
  • black essence of lily
  • mist
  • 5 quarts phloem of kudzu
  • 3 lots tibia of chameleon
  • 8 kennings chipped root of titan arum
  • 4 mealworms
  • corruption

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of birch and cherry.

Add phloem of kudzu, stirring gently. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Beat in seed of athelas, tibia of chameleon, and root of titan arum until only a few chunks remain.

Combine with essence of lily. Carefully add mist. Cautiously add mealworms. Add corruption.

Bring to a rolling boil and have the subject inhale the vapours for 1 to 5 hours, or until the illness passes.


Useful Consecration of Sanctity

Ingredients

  • secret
  • 3 pecks tantalum
  • 2 scruples sodium

Directions

After aligning yourself perpendicular to the governing leyline, array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

First, add secret. Mix in tantalum. Add sodium.

Hum softly as you scatter the contents.


Kaptethuy's Irregular Dedication of Invisibility

Ingredients

  • 5 enoki
  • 6 drams young nose of eel, polished
  • 1 dram coal
  • ¾ measure mud
  • 6 lots silicon, puréed
  • 8 measures pure leaf of raskovnik, ground
  • 1 dram black mandible of peccary
  • secret
  • 3 drams chipped chromium

Directions

Facing north, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of spruce and pine.

Start with enoki.

Fold in nose of eel.

Add coal.

Mix in mud. Stir vigorously. Mix in silicon. Fold in leaf of raskovnik. Fold in mandible of peccary. Combine with secret. Mix in chromium.

Ensure that the subject ingests the compound within 2 to 6 hours for maximum effectiveness.


Contrived Malediction of Infected Eye

Ingredients

  • 4 pinches tongue of monotreme
  • trouble
  • ½ tumbler sap of sage
  • 2 drams sap of ash
  • scorn of yeti
  • 3 measures humerus of squirrel
  • scream of parrot
  • mind of pidgeon
  • 8 cold live butterflies

Directions

Ready a maple vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

To begin, add tongue of monotreme.

While tapping one arm, blend in trouble. Add sap of sage. Stir vigorously. While dancing on two tentacles, mix in sap of ash.

Fold in scorn of yeti.

Add humerus of squirrel. Fold in scream of parrot. Add mind of pidgeon. Cautiously add live butterflies.

Take a pinch between thumb and forefinger and inhale deeply.


Useful Charm for Porous Rib

Ingredients

  • 1 pinch cool tin
  • 7 measures silver
  • laughter
  • 2 drams sodium, braised

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a non-ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

First, add tin. While moaning gently, add silver.

Add laughter. Fold in sodium.


Essential Remedy for Porous Heel

Ingredients

  • 6 pounds nose of lynx
  • ¾ thimble mercury
  • essence of chicory
  • 3 measures tongue of mouse, cured
  • 4 pinches heel of leprechaun
  • memory of fern
  • 7 spiders
  • ½ kenning petal of hibiscus
  • 1 pinch cobalt
  • 4 measures humour of ghoul

Directions

Place a zinc boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Add mercury and humour of ghoul, stirring gently. Bring to a boil, stirring intermittently.

Add nose of lynx, tongue of mouse, heel of leprechaun, petal of hibiscus, and cobalt.

Blend in essence of chicory. Add memory of fern and mix thoroughly. Fold in spiders.


Elixir for Aching Hair

Ingredients

  • 6 pinches cursed quartz, washed
  • ½ ounce aluminum
  • ¾ dram petal of maple
  • 8 ounces tin, ground
  • ½ grain gallbladder of man
  • ½ ounce hot brain of elephant
  • 2 grains egg of man, ground
  • starlight
  • 4 pecks ear of shrew
  • ½ grain lead, ground

Directions

Ready a jersey sack for mixing.

Add quartz to the prepared vessel.

While hopping on two legs, add aluminum. Add petal of maple.

Mix in tin. Mix in gallbladder of man. While hopping on three legs, add brain of elephant.

Add egg of man. While humming softly, blend in starlight. Mix in ear of shrew. While gyrating, add lead.

Move one forefinger through the mixture, making the approved sigils and signs, then discard.


Profanity of Science

Ingredients

  • 7 scruples plutonium
  • consciousness of selkie
  • 2 pecks leaf of Yggdrasil
  • 1 ounce fruit of kudzu
  • ¾ pure termite
  • 8 live yellowjackets
  • 8 scruples branch of Nimloth, crushed

Directions

Under the sign of Orion, ready a hempen sack for mixing.

Start with plutonium. Carefully add consciousness of selkie. Snap your fingers thrice, then mix in leaf of Yggdrasil. Mix in fruit of kudzu. Combine with termite. Combine with live yellowjackets. Mix in branch of Nimloth.

Take a single strand of the target's hair, break it in two, and add it to the concoction, mixing thoroughly.


Indispensible Cure for Diseased Viscera

Ingredients

  • 5 lots pure granite
  • 8 kennings char, cubed
  • 6 measures gizzard of otter
  • 4 prisine live millipedes
  • ¾ pinch black cranium of wyvern
  • 7 moths
  • 6 lots cockles of kelpie
  • 3 quarts viscous caloric
  • 7 fleas

Directions

Under the sign of Aquarius, place a steel boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Start with granite.

Add char. Mix in gizzard of otter. Add live millipedes.

Mix in cranium of wyvern. Blend in moths.

Add cockles of kelpie.

Add caloric. Stir gently.

While humming softly, blend in fleas.


Marvelous Rite of Corruption

Ingredients

  • esteem of fox
  • 2 drams gonad of caiman
  • ¼ ounce fibula of rhipidistian, salted
  • despair of serpent
  • 2 grains egg of sloth, polished
  • blessed sorrow
  • ½ pound cool ear of possum, cured

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Add esteem of fox to the prepared vessel. Mix in gonad of caiman. While waving a pseudopodium slowly over the mixture, add fibula of rhipidistian. While humming softly, fold in despair of serpent.

Mix in egg of sloth. Carefully add sorrow. Mix in ear of possum.

Take a pinch between thumb and forefinger and inhale deeply.


Antidote for Infected Gizzard

Ingredients

  • 4 mealworms
  • scent of wombat
  • ¾ pinch gallbladder of troll, cubed
  • 2 pinches radius of caiman
  • 3 white live spiders
  • 5 spoons grim saliva of carp
  • ½ scruple boron
  • 5 kennings root of Yggdrasil
  • 7 ounces horn of bear, cured
  • 2 red spiders

Directions

After aligning yourself parallel to the minor leyline, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of elm and alder.

Start with mealworms. Combine with scent of wombat. Add gallbladder of troll. Mix in radius of caiman.

Add live spiders and mix thoroughly. Mix in saliva of carp. While flexing three tentacles, mix in boron. Fold in root of Yggdrasil.

While mumbling, add horn of bear. Add spiders.

Bring to a rolling boil and steep a length of bandage for 1 to 5 hours.Still hot, apply the bandages to gizzard, wrapping loosely.


Poultice for Bruised Mandible

Ingredients

  • 5 tumblers cold lymph of caribou
  • 7 pinches twig of ivy
  • 2 lots stem of hibiscus

Directions

Facing north, prepare a shallow wooden mortar and pestle (maple preferred, though hickory will do).

Start with lymph of caribou.

Mix in twig of ivy.

Mix in stem of hibiscus.


Sanctified Cure for Infirmity of the Scapula

Ingredients

  • ¼ ant
  • 2 kennings iron
  • prisine moongleam
  • ¾ tumbler tepid æther
  • 8 kennings gallbladder of owl
  • 2 worms
  • 6 live mealworms
  • starlight

Directions

With a rising moon in the sky, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of hickory.

Pour æther into prepared vessel. Bring to a boil, stirring intermittently.

While mumbling, add iron and gallbladder of owl. Do not overmix.

While dancing on two proboscides, add ant and mix thoroughly. Blend in moongleam. Blend in worms. Add live mealworms and mix thoroughly. Combine with starlight.

Hum softly as you scatter the contents.


Kaptethuy's Invocation of Invisibility

Ingredients

  • 6 pinches chromium
  • scream of wombat
  • superstition
  • 1 pure toadstool
  • 8 cool live yellowjackets
  • ¼ kenning gallium
  • ¼ hot chanterelle
  • 6 ounces warm alcohol

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Start with chromium. Add scream of wombat.

Add superstition and mix thoroughly. Add toadstool and mix thoroughly.

Cautiously add live yellowjackets. While leaping, fold in gallium. Cautiously add chanterelle. Pour in alcohol.

The mixture should be shaken, then imbibed while making the appropriate runic gestures with the left hand.


Crucial Rite of Strength

Ingredients

  • ½ lot humerus of tarsir
  • scent of redcap
  • 1 tumbler ancient serum of rat
  • 7 violet scorpions
  • haze
  • 2 measures pistil of Green Man
  • 7 pecks leaf of chicory, pickled
  • ½ grain char
  • 8 ounces pelvis of tanuki
  • 6 drams viscera of squirrel

Directions

Prepare a shallow wooden mortar and pestle (ash preferred, though acacia will do).

Start with humerus of tarsir. Add scent of redcap and mix thoroughly. Mix in serum of rat. While gyrating, carefully add scorpions. Carefully add haze. Fold in pistil of Green Man.

Fold in leaf of chicory. Fold in char. Add pelvis of tanuki.

Add viscera of squirrel.


Dedication of Fear

Ingredients

  • sorrow of leprechaun
  • 7 quarts caloric
  • ¾ dram root of moly, puréed
  • 3 pints caloric
  • starlight

Directions

Place a tin boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Beat together caloric and caloric until frothy. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Stir in root of moly, individually.

While stamping one proboscis, carefully add sorrow of leprechaun. Carefully add starlight.


Lure of Mandrakes

Ingredients

  • ½ solifuge
  • ¾ scruple granite, pickled
  • scent of hazel
  • 8 ounces cesium, puréed
  • 1 peck patella of huldra
  • science

Directions

After aligning yourself parallel to the major leyline, ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

To begin, add solifuge. Mix in granite. Add scent of hazel. While dancing on one hand, mix in cesium.

Add patella of huldra. While dancing on two legs, add science.


Indispensible Summoning of Mandrakes

Ingredients

  • 5 scruples sternum of lemur
  • ½ peck gallium
  • pure essence of jasper

Directions

Under a new moon, ready a yew vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

First, add sternum of lemur. Add gallium.

Add essence of jasper.

Hum softly as you scatter the contents. 3 to 8 mandrakes should begin to appear within minutes.


Curse of Infirmity of the Ulna

Ingredients

  • 8 kennings rib of dog
  • 2 grains chromium, cubed
  • cold shadow of poplar
  • shadow
  • shadow of raskovnik
  • ¼ kenning pistil of kudzu
  • shadow of poplar

Directions

With a rising Venus in the sky, prepare a deep jasper mortar and pestle.

Start with rib of dog. Add chromium. Add shadow of poplar and mix thoroughly. Combine with shadow. Fold in shadow of raskovnik. While tapping one hand, mix in pistil of kudzu. While moaning gently, add shadow of poplar and mix thoroughly.

Ensure that the subject ingests the compound within 5 to 12 hours for maximum effectiveness.


Blasphemous Spell of Charm

Ingredients

  • 8 drams pistil of quaking, pickled
  • 1 live termite
  • 3 kennings platinum
  • esteem of carp
  • 3 kennings hot root of oak
  • memory of ocelot
  • despair of shrew
  • memory of owl

Directions

Ready a hempen sack for mixing.

Add pistil of quaking to the prepared vessel. Add live termite and mix thoroughly. Add platinum.

Cautiously add esteem of carp. Mix in root of oak.

Carefully add memory of ocelot. Add despair of shrew.

While standing on three pseudopodia, combine with memory of owl.

Take a fistful and scatter it to the wind.


Unclean Blessing of Virtue

Ingredients

  • 3 pounds twig of kudzu
  • 1 scruple chipped rot
  • ¼ peck twig of wolfsbane
  • 7 grains silicon
  • 4 drops alcohol
  • 4 lots young seed of quaking

Directions

With a rising Mercury in the sky, ready a steel vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Start with twig of kudzu. Add rot. Add twig of wolfsbane. Mix in silicon. Pour in alcohol.

Fold in seed of quaking.


Cure for Afflicted Spleen

Ingredients

  • chilled starlight
  • spark of albatross
  • 5 scruples saliva of leviathan
  • ¾ yellowjacket
  • shadow of sloth
  • virtue of rhinoceros
  • 3 pinches warm tooth of monotreme, cubed

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a non-ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Start with starlight. While humming softly, fold in spark of albatross. While staggering to and fro, pour in saliva of leviathan. Stir gently. Cautiously add yellowjacket. Fold in shadow of sloth. Combine with virtue of rhinoceros. Fold in tooth of monotreme.

Hum softly as you scatter the contents.


Crucial Assembly of Baboons

Ingredients

  • ¼ lot iron
  • 1 scruple cool thyroid of parrot
  • ¼ live dragonfly
  • 6 grains warm fruit of strangler fig
  • 2 butterflies
  • 3 scruples furrowed fruit of rafflesia
  • 4 live mantises

Directions

Ready a flax sack for mixing.

First, add iron. Gesture vaguely to the east, then add thyroid of parrot.

Combine with live dragonfly. While humming softly, fold in fruit of strangler fig.

Add butterflies. Add fruit of rafflesia.

Fold in live mantises.


Malediction of Joy

Ingredients

  • 1 dram pistil of ent
  • ¾ grain twig of strangler fig
  • ¾ minim blood of elephant
  • ¼ pinch heel of baboon
  • 1 spoon nitrogen

Directions

On a misty day, ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Add pistil of ent to the prepared vessel. Fold in twig of strangler fig. Pour in blood of elephant. Stir once. Mix in heel of baboon. While rotating one foot, add nitrogen.

Following Ej's four precepts, create a cloth manikin of the target. Coat liberally with the compound, then burn. Scatter the ashes.


Feckless Jinx of Sickly Tear

Ingredients

  • 8 drams plutonium
  • ¼ tumbler lymph of heron
  • 6 drams cold bark of hazel, puréed
  • memory of umdhlebi
  • hope of selkie
  • essence of vegetable lamb
  • ¼ live spider
  • trouble
  • 1 kenning bark of ash

Directions

On a rainy night, ready a steel vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

To begin, add plutonium.

Mix in lymph of heron. Stir vigorously. Mix in bark of hazel.

Combine with memory of umdhlebi. Blend in hope of selkie.

While mumbling, blend in essence of vegetable lamb. While working your fingers in a clockwise spiral, add live spider. Cautiously add trouble. Mix in bark of ash.


Blight of Putrid Tail

Ingredients

  • 3 pinches phosphorus
  • 6 measures mud, stirred
  • 1 peck arsenic
  • 8 pecks warm quartz, dessicated
  • 3 grains root of creosote
  • 8 kennings white eye of monkey
  • 4 ounces cockles of shad

Directions

After aligning yourself parallel to the minor leyline, ready a quartz vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Start with phosphorus. Mix in mud. Fold in arsenic.

Add quartz. Fold in root of creosote. Mix in eye of monkey.

Fold in cockles of shad.

Sprinkle a loose handful of the compound over the subject, mouthing the standard invocations.


Sanctified Fulmination of Wit

Ingredients

  • ½ peck branch of athelas
  • darkness
  • touch of leprechaun
  • 1 pleurotus
  • 5 drops red tear of mouse, dehydrated
  • ½ measure humerus of ghoul
  • 8 pounds pistil of calluna

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of yew and spruce.

Pour tear of mouse into prepared vessel.

While leaping, stir in branch of athelas, humerus of ghoul, and pistil of calluna, individually.

While flexing two arms, cautiously add darkness. Blend in touch of leprechaun. Cautiously add pleurotus.

Move one forefinger through the mixture, making the approved sigils and signs, then discard.


Simple Bane of Esteem

Ingredients

  • ¼ grain spine of hyrax, salted
  • joy of wyvern
  • 8 spoons warm xylem of kudzu
  • ½ pleurotus
  • breath of demon
  • ¼ peck zinc
  • 3 live cockles
  • ¼ measure cloudy xylem of umdhlebi, stirred

Directions

Ready an ash vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Pour xylem of kudzu and xylem of umdhlebi into prepared vessel. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Add spine of hyrax and zinc.

While mumbling, fold in joy of wyvern. Blend in pleurotus. Blend in breath of demon. Blend in live cockles.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle.


Summoning of Foxes

Ingredients

  • hot sanctity
  • 2 ounces cadmium, dessicated
  • 5 minims dew of umdhlebi
  • 7 grains cadmium
  • 8 scruples grey brass
  • 1 lot horn of ghoul
  • 2 kasks blood of anteater
  • ¼ grain gravel
  • 6 pints grey sap of bottlebrush
  • 1 mite

Directions

Prepare a broad steel mortar and pestle.

To begin, add sanctity. Fold in cadmium. Pour in dew of umdhlebi. Stir gently.

Fold in cadmium. While flexing one leg, fold in brass. While chanting, fold in horn of ghoul. Pour in blood of anteater. Mix in gravel. Mix in sap of bottlebrush. Blend in mite.


Bleteho's Parsimonious Bane of Infestation of the Gallbladder

Ingredients

  • 8 drams lymph of mosasaur
  • 3 pinches flower of maple
  • death
  • ancient love
  • 3 lots egg of mouse
  • scorn of pidgeon
  • death
  • 2 scruples petal of rose
  • ½ measure gallium, crushed

Directions

Place a brass boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Combine lymph of mosasaur. Bring to a boil, stirring vigorously.

While chanting, beat in flower of maple, egg of mouse, petal of rose, and gallium until only a few chunks remain.

Cautiously add death. Cautiously add love. Carefully add scorn of pidgeon. Add death and mix thoroughly.

Take a fistful and scatter it to the wind.


Minor Curse of Affliction of the Ulna

Ingredients

  • 2 pinches tooth of troll
  • 3 ounces cockles of mouse
  • cursed sorrow

Directions

Array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

Start with tooth of troll. Fold in cockles of mouse. Fold in sorrow.

Apply directly to the forehead.


Sanctified Elixir for Malignant Tongue

Ingredients

  • wink of okapi
  • ¼ grain gizzard of serpent, dessicated
  • 2 pinches liver of tanuki, puréed
  • spark of fox
  • 2 ounces tusk of alligator, chopped
  • joy of gharial
  • 3 measures gold
  • essence of ivy
  • touch of sage

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

First, add wink of okapi. Wriggle your toes, then mix in gizzard of serpent. While standing on three proboscides, add liver of tanuki. Add spark of fox. Mix in tusk of alligator. Fold in joy of gharial. Mix in gold. Blend in essence of ivy. Combine with touch of sage.


Elixir for Disturbance of the Scale

Ingredients

  • ½ pint lymph of gibbon
  • 6 lots sodium
  • ¾ white live scorpion
  • 6 scruples heart of ungulate
  • consciousness of parrot
  • ¼ ounce viscous mercury
  • ¾ pound iron

Directions

With a setting Venus in the sky, ready a marble vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Add lymph of gibbon and mercury, stirring gently. Bring to a boil, stirring occasionally.

While tapping three legs, beat in sodium, heart of ungulate, and iron until only a few chunks remain.

Fold in live scorpion. Carefully add consciousness of parrot.

Take a fistful and scatter it to the wind.


Ej's Contrived Assembly of Elephants

Ingredients

  • ¼ kenning iron
  • 6 lots tallow
  • ½ pinch leaf of hazel

Directions

Ready a jersey sack for mixing.

To begin, add iron. Mix in tallow. Add leaf of hazel.

The mixture should be shaken, then imbibed while making the appropriate runic gestures with the left hand. 1 to 4 elephants should begin to appear within seconds.


Rite of Screaming

Ingredients

  • ½ pure live centipede
  • 5 pounds root of aspen
  • ¼ measure sap of ivy
  • memory of tanuki
  • 3 thimbles nitrogen
  • sorrow
  • 2 lots cadmium
  • 2 pinches seed of mint
  • wink of heron
  • 4 live mealworms

Directions

After aligning yourself perpendicular to the minor leyline, prepare a deep iron mortar and pestle.

First, add live centipede. Add root of aspen.

Add sap of ivy. Stir vigorously.

Add memory of tanuki. Mix in nitrogen. Stir once. Add sorrow and mix thoroughly. Wriggle your toes, then fold in cadmium. Add seed of mint. Fold in wink of heron. While chanting, fold in live mealworms.


Cure for Infected Tear

Ingredients

  • 7 pinches black gizzard of rhipidistian
  • 4 scruples violet bile of tanuki
  • 1 live harvestman

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of fir and hemlock.

Start with gizzard of rhipidistian. While working your fingers in a counterclockwise spiral, add bile of tanuki. Stir vigorously. Fold in live harvestman.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Jusiyev's Poem of Power recommended), then reserve for future use.


Baroque Rite of Invisibility

Ingredients

  • 8 ounces phloem of hungry grass
  • 2 quarts prisine blood of gibbon
  • 7 measures cockles of newt
  • 2 kennings blessed silicon
  • 7 grains coal
  • ½ ounce mildew
  • violet death

Directions

On a rainy morning, place a nickel boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Beat together phloem of hungry grass and blood of gibbon until frothy. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Beat in cockles of newt, silicon, coal, and mildew until only a few chunks remain.

While humming softly, combine with death.

The mixture should be shaken, then imbibed while making the appropriate runic gestures with the left hand.


Surprising Jinx of Delight

Ingredients

  • ½ scruple alcohol
  • 6 ounces phloem of fern
  • ½ kask lymph of monkey
  • 6 measures phalanx of anteater
  • 1 lot stamen of moly
  • 6 measures blood of marsupial
  • ½ spoon sap of titan arum, diluted
  • ¼ grain char
  • ¼ solifuge

Directions

Place a gold boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Pour alcohol, phloem of fern, lymph of monkey, blood of marsupial, and sap of titan arum into prepared vessel. Bring to a boil, stirring occasionally.

Add phalanx of anteater, stamen of moly, and char.

While staggering to and fro, combine with solifuge.


Sham's Perplexing Convocation of Leviathans

Ingredients

  • shadow
  • memory of hoya
  • 2 pounds stem of inkvine

Directions

With a rising Mercury in the sky, ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Add shadow to the prepared vessel. Fold in memory of hoya. Add stem of inkvine.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle. 2 to 5 leviathans should begin to appear within seconds.


Cure for Debilitated Heel

Ingredients

  • 8 pounds lead
  • touch of Nimloth
  • ½ scruple branch of athelas
  • 4 scruples phlegm of troll, tepid
  • scorn of heron

Directions

Ready a cedar vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Combine phlegm of troll.

Stir in lead and branch of athelas, individually.

While tapping three pseudopodia, blend in touch of Nimloth. Blend in scorn of heron.


Grand Curse of Ailing Ear

Ingredients

  • 5 tumblers cold dew of chicory
  • ¼ thimble caloric
  • ½ peck cool brass
  • 2 minims tepid serum of echidna
  • 4 pecks wax, dessicated
  • 8 lots heart of fowl

Directions

Under a waning moon, prepare a deep pine mortar and pestle.

Pour dew of chicory, caloric, and serum of echidna into prepared vessel. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Snap your fingers once, then blend in brass, wax, and heart of fowl, stirring until fully dissolved.

Heat until all of the liquid has boiled away and the black fumes have blotted out the great and minor lights of the sky.


Plague of Sickly Brain

Ingredients

  • 3 lots chromium
  • ¼ pound granite
  • 1 grain warm viscera of wombat
  • 6 kennings pelvis of salamander, crushed
  • 6 warm pleuroti

Directions

On a misty afternoon, ready a schist vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Start with chromium. Mix in granite. Mix in viscera of wombat. While leaping, fold in pelvis of salamander. Fold in pleuroti.


Invitation of Cinnamons

Ingredients

  • ½ grain bud of fern
  • scent of sage
  • 6 grains gallium, polished
  • 4 live mantises
  • 5 grains rib of anteater
  • ½ kenning chilled stem of mandrake
  • 4 kasks saliva of man
  • 3 thimbles warm serum of monkey, diluted
  • ¼ kenning tibia of lungfish

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of oak and maple.

Beat together saliva of man and serum of monkey until frothy. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Add bud of fern, gallium, rib of anteater, stem of mandrake, and tibia of lungfish. Do not overmix.

While hopping on three legs, carefully add scent of sage. Cautiously add live mantises.


Jusiyev's Forbidden Blessing of Memory

Ingredients

  • 5 drams brine
  • shadow of pine
  • 6 lots sternum of owl
  • 6 live dragonflies
  • 6 kasks mercury, chilled

Directions

Place a tin boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Pour brine and mercury into prepared vessel. Bring to a boil, stirring vigorously.

Stir in sternum of owl, individually.

While dancing on two proboscides, carefully add shadow of pine. Add live dragonflies.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle.


Surprising Poultice for Fulminating Patella

Ingredients

  • 5 lots grey wax
  • 1 drop serum of ungulate
  • 8 pecks furrowed fruit of aspen
  • 6 grains leaf of ivy

Directions

On a cloudy night, place a zinc boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Beat together serum of ungulate until frothy. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Add wax, fruit of aspen, and leaf of ivy. Do not overmix.


Malediction of Unfortunate Tibia

Ingredients

  • joy of huldra
  • luck
  • 1 scruple cool mud

Directions

Prepare a shallow marble mortar and pestle.

To begin, add joy of huldra. While flexing three tentacles, fold in luck. Add mud. Stir vigorously.

Heat until all of the liquid has boiled away and the black fumes have blotted out the great and minor lights of the sky.


Senseless Rite of Trouble

Ingredients

  • cool idealism
  • love of ocelot
  • ¾ grain gizzard of lungfish
  • touch of vegetable lamb
  • 2 scruples horn of leviathan, pickled
  • 2 ounces silver
  • ¾ scruple tail of okapi
  • ¾ peck egg of otter
  • ¾ dram bark of lotus, cured
  • laughter

Directions

Ready a jersey sack for mixing.

Add idealism to the prepared vessel. Add love of ocelot and mix thoroughly.

Fold in gizzard of lungfish. Add touch of vegetable lamb. Fold in horn of leviathan. Add silver.

Add tail of okapi. Fold in egg of otter. Add bark of lotus. Add laughter.

Dig a hole six feet deep and bury. Excavate after the spring thaw.


Complex Jinx of Lazy Viscera

Ingredients

  • 4 pecks red fruit of willow
  • 6 drams grey horn of serpent
  • ½ pound leaf of lily
  • 5 measures cool stamen of mandrake
  • ¾ ounce egg of unicorn
  • 3 ounces blessed tin
  • trouble

Directions

Prepare a deep wooden mortar and pestle (larch preferred, though cedar will do).

Start with fruit of willow. Fold in horn of serpent. Mix in leaf of lily. While standing on two feet, mix in stamen of mandrake. Mix in egg of unicorn.

Fold in tin. Add trouble and mix thoroughly.

Take a pinch between thumb and forefinger and inhale deeply.


Sham's Poultice for Disordered Tarsal

Ingredients

  • ¾ lot phosphorus
  • 2 pinches pistil of creosote
  • 5 grains twig of treant
  • love of dog

Directions

Under the sign of Ophiuchus, array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

Add phosphorus to the prepared vessel. Mix in pistil of creosote. Fold in twig of treant.

Combine with love of dog.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle.


Surprising Blight of Afflicted Tarsal

Ingredients

  • touch of quaking
  • 1 lot liver of redcap
  • ¾ grain branch of quaking, crushed
  • 8 pounds tantalum
  • 7 pecks pure petal of ivy
  • ¾ mantis

Directions

Prepare a narrow tin mortar and pestle.

First, add touch of quaking. While hopping on one tentacle, add liver of redcap. Add branch of quaking. Add tantalum. Mix in petal of ivy. Combine with mantis.

Move one forefinger through the mixture, making the approved sigils and signs, then discard.


Jinx of Disease of the Cerumen

Ingredients

  • 7 pinches cold tooth of alligator
  • 8 drams furrowed tusk of lungfish
  • secret
  • 1 minim mud, beaten
  • luck
  • 6 ounces prisine milk of monkey
  • 4 drams copper
  • touch of athelas
  • 2 young live centipedes

Directions

After aligning yourself perpendicular to the minor leyline, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of cedar.

Add tooth of alligator to the prepared vessel.

Mix in tusk of lungfish. Combine with secret. Pour in mud. Blend in luck. Pour in milk of monkey. Stir vigorously. Add copper. Add touch of athelas. Add live centipedes and mix thoroughly.

Move one forefinger through the mixture, making the approved sigils and signs, then discard.


Granular Charm of Hope

Ingredients

  • terror of leprechaun
  • 6 enoki
  • darkness
  • 7 measures violet hair of rhipidistian

Directions

Under the sign of Leo, array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

First, add terror of leprechaun. Fold in enoki. Add darkness and mix thoroughly. Add hair of rhipidistian.

The mixture should be shaken, then imbibed while making the appropriate runic gestures with the left hand.


Senseless Cure for Pallid Talon

Ingredients

  • 6 kasks serum of unicorn
  • ¾ pound bismuth
  • mist
  • ½ ounce warm phlegm of bear
  • joy
  • ½ ounce scored tungsten

Directions

Under a full moon, ready a vessel composed of a non-ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Add serum of unicorn and phlegm of bear, stirring gently. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Blend in bismuth and tungsten, stirring until fully dissolved.

Carefully add mist. Fold in joy.

With bare hands, apply the curative to the talon directly, then bandage.


Charm of Secret

Ingredients

  • 3 measures brine
  • 4 grains ear of ghoul
  • 5 cockles
  • violet darkness
  • ¾ grain red viscera of shrew
  • ¼ scruple silicon
  • 3 tumblers serum of shark, beaten
  • 6 locusts
  • ¾ pound tongue of crocodile
  • ½ measure red polonium

Directions

Ready a zinc vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Beat together brine and serum of shark until frothy. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

While working your fingers in a clockwise spiral, add ear of ghoul, viscera of shrew, silicon, tongue of crocodile, and polonium.

While waving an arm slowly over the mixture, add cockles and mix thoroughly. Blend in darkness. Combine with locusts.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle.


Drofablo's Charm for Tottering Choler

Ingredients

  • 7 scruples scale of basilisk
  • 2 pounds fibula of anteater
  • 3 spoons brine
  • 5 measures silicon
  • memory of chimera
  • sorrow of otter
  • ¾ peck iron

Directions

Ready a nickel vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Start with scale of basilisk. Fold in fibula of anteater. Pour in brine. Add silicon.

Combine with memory of chimera.

Blend in sorrow of otter.

Mix in iron.

With gloved hands, apply the curative to the choler directly, then bandage.


Quotidian Bane of Afflicted Liver

Ingredients

  • 6 drams fat of loach, stirred
  • 7 ounces cold talon of rhipidistian, chopped
  • 2 scruples horn of bat
  • 8 scruples chromium
  • 1 pound blessed gallium
  • 2 pecks tantalum

Directions

Facing south, prepare a deep obsidian mortar and pestle.

First, add fat of loach.

Mix in talon of rhipidistian. While dancing on one arm, add horn of bat. Mix in chromium. Fold in gallium. While dancing on one proboscis, add tantalum.

Move one forefinger through the mixture, making the approved sigils and signs, then discard.


Practical Beckoning of Strangler Figs

Ingredients

  • 6 pinches gizzard of shark
  • 2 kennings root of daisy
  • pragmatism
  • grim touch of rafflesia
  • 6 pecks iron
  • 2 pounds tooth of yeti
  • joy

Directions

With a rising sun in the sky, ready an ash vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

First, add gizzard of shark.

Add root of daisy. While flexing two proboscides, add pragmatism and mix thoroughly.

Blend in touch of rafflesia.

Add iron. Mix in tooth of yeti. Combine with joy.


Blight of Pallid Fibula

Ingredients

  • 5 drams scored horn of monotreme, washed
  • 6 measures cracked heel of okapi
  • ½ grain lead
  • despair of echidna

Directions

Facing west, ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

First, add horn of monotreme.

Add heel of okapi. Wriggle your toes, then mix in lead. Add despair of echidna.


Fustian Plague of Malingering Spine

Ingredients

  • ½ worm
  • 4 scorpions
  • 4 thimbles lymph of anteater
  • virtue of pidgeon

Directions

Ready a cedar vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

First, add worm.

Add scorpions. Pour in lymph of anteater.

Add virtue of pidgeon and mix thoroughly.

Following Drofablo Echuadusk's three maxims, create a wax simulacrum of the target. Submerge in the brew, and boil until all liquid has evaporated.


Enchantment of Wishes

Ingredients

  • ¼ ounce æther
  • ¾ kenning lithium
  • 4 kennings tarsal of possum
  • ½ lot root of creeper
  • 8 ounces branch of umdhlebi, polished
  • ¼ dram branch of bamboo
  • 6 drams lithium, salted

Directions

Prepare a narrow pumice mortar and pestle.

Start with æther. Fold in lithium. Mix in tarsal of possum. Mix in root of creeper. Add branch of umdhlebi. While staggering to and fro, fold in branch of bamboo. While humming softly, fold in lithium.

Hum softly as you scatter the contents.


Praiseworthy Conjuring of Hibisci

Ingredients

  • 1 pinch scale of selkie
  • 7 grains flower of rafflesia
  • 5 drams heart of lemur, cubed

Directions

With a rising Mercury in the sky, array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

Add scale of selkie to the prepared vessel. While moaning gently, mix in flower of rafflesia. Wriggle your fingers, then add heart of lemur.


Convenient Dedication of Invisibility

Ingredients

  • 3 drams petal of titan arum
  • 3 ounces rib of bear
  • joy of baboon
  • essence of fern
  • shadow of loosestrife
  • blessed laughter

Directions

With a rising Venus in the sky, prepare a deep marble mortar and pestle.

Start with petal of titan arum. While rotating two arms, add rib of bear.

Fold in joy of baboon. Snap your fingers once, then blend in essence of fern. Cautiously add shadow of loosestrife. Blend in laughter.

Paint face, arms, and chest with the compound. The spell will take hold within seconds.


Drofablo's Granular Consecration of Secret

Ingredients

  • 5 mites
  • 4 drams patella of chimera
  • prisine scent of jasmine
  • 7 quarts sap of rose
  • ¾ kenning viscera of elephant, washed
  • death
  • 4 tumblers humour of yeti

Directions

Ready a yew vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Beat together sap of rose and humour of yeti until frothy.

Blend in patella of chimera and viscera of elephant, stirring until fully dissolved.

While rotating three legs, cautiously add mites. Combine with scent of jasmine. Add death and mix thoroughly.

Apply directly to the forehead.


Illetog's Curse of Ailing Blood

Ingredients

  • 4 drams dew of cinnamon
  • 4 scruples red phloem of rafflesia
  • science
  • 1 pint phloem of hibiscus, chilled
  • ¼ grain pistil of titan arum

Directions

With a setting Mercury in the sky, ready a vessel composed of a non-ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Pour dew of cinnamon, phloem of rafflesia, and phloem of hibiscus into prepared vessel.

While flexing three hands, stir in pistil of titan arum, individually.

Fold in science.


Plague of Debilitated Humerus

Ingredients

  • 7 drams nitrogen
  • ¼ scruple spleen of yeti
  • wish of redcap
  • 1 ounce cursed bark of tipua
  • 5 drams water, chilled
  • ¾ ounce gravel, chopped
  • violet shadow of umdhlebi
  • 2 kennings prisine silver, pickled
  • 2 fleas

Directions

Facing west, ready an obsidian vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

First, add nitrogen. Mix in spleen of yeti. Fold in wish of redcap. Add bark of tipua.

Mix in water. Mix in gravel.

Carefully add shadow of umdhlebi. Mix in silver. Add fleas.


Rite of Death

Ingredients

  • 1 scruple cool antimony, pulverized
  • 6 pounds cranium of shrew
  • white sorrow of rhipidistian
  • ½ chanterelle

Directions

Prepare a narrow wooden mortar and pestle (maple preferred, though oak will do).

Add antimony to the prepared vessel. Mix in cranium of shrew. Combine with sorrow of rhipidistian. Add chanterelle and mix thoroughly.


Denunciation of Charm

Ingredients

  • warm scorn of leprechaun
  • 7 kasks phloem of maple
  • 7 scruples lymph of gryphon
  • 2 pints alcohol
  • mind of shad

Directions

Facing east, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of pine and larch.

First, add scorn of leprechaun. Pour in phloem of maple.

Pour in lymph of gryphon. Stir vigorously. Mix in alcohol. Stir gently. Add mind of shad and mix thoroughly.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle.


Perplexing Blessing of Starlight

Ingredients

  • 5 pinches gravel, pickled
  • 6 lots heart of ghoul
  • 3 thimbles cool tear of leviathan
  • ½ measure quartz
  • spirit of selkie
  • chilled sunlight
  • breath of owl
  • wink of anteater
  • grim scorn of gharial

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of pine and yew.

Add gravel to the prepared vessel. Add heart of ghoul. Pour in tear of leviathan. Stir once. Fold in quartz. Add spirit of selkie and mix thoroughly. Add sunlight.

Add breath of owl and mix thoroughly. While dancing on two tentacles, cautiously add wink of anteater. Blend in scorn of gharial.


Fulminating Consecration of Dexterity

Ingredients

  • 8 quarts milk of eel
  • pure scent of hungry grass
  • 3 scruples scored tantalum
  • ¼ kask white dew of quaking
  • ¼ scruple branch of willow
  • 8 pounds radius of eel
  • 7 kennings thyroid of toad, salted
  • 6 pecks tail of mosasaur
  • 8 lots stamen of treant

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of larch.

To begin, add milk of eel. Combine with scent of hungry grass. Wriggle your fingers, then add tantalum. Pour in dew of quaking. Stir gently.

Mix in branch of willow. Mix in radius of eel.

Mix in thyroid of toad.

Mix in tail of mosasaur.

Add stamen of treant.

The mixture should be shaken, then imbibed while making the appropriate runic gestures with the left hand.


Invitation of Monkeies

Ingredients

  • ancient moongleam
  • 7 warm live butterflies
  • 3 kennings white twig of mandrake
  • 8 drams tin
  • 1 measure ancient twig of fern
  • black luck

Directions

Prepare a deep iron mortar and pestle.

Start with moongleam. Blend in live butterflies. While dancing on two pseudopodia, add twig of mandrake. Fold in tin. Mix in twig of fern. While chanting, add luck and mix thoroughly.

Heat until all of the liquid has boiled away and the black fumes have blotted out the great and minor lights of the sky. 1 to 5 monkeies should begin to appear within minutes.


Astonishing Invocation of Delight

Ingredients

  • ¾ kenning stamen of moly
  • 4 lots gallbladder of rat
  • 8 pecks root of maple
  • 2 drops phloem of mandrake
  • laughter of gryphon
  • 5 live mantises
  • 1 thimble red helium

Directions

Under the sign of Virgo, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of cedar and yew.

First, add stamen of moly. Mix in gallbladder of rat. Add root of maple. Add phloem of mandrake. Stir once. Add laughter of gryphon. Carefully add live mantises. Add helium. Stir gently.

The mixture should be shaken, then imbibed while making the appropriate runic gestures with the left hand.


Sanctioned Song of Toads

Ingredients

  • ¼ live termite
  • ½ grain flower of calluna, pickled
  • ¾ cursed live cockle

Directions

Prepare a deep lead mortar and pestle.

First, add live termite. Add flower of calluna. Carefully add live cockle.


Thaumaturgy of Moongleam

Ingredients

  • secret
  • 4 drams heart of caribou
  • ¼ measure stem of fern
  • 3 drams scored frost
  • 4 quarts prisine sebum of kelpie
  • 4 spoons æther
  • scream of swallow
  • 6 grains stamen of tipua

Directions

With a rising Mercury in the sky, ready an iron vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Add secret to the prepared vessel. Mix in heart of caribou. Add stem of fern. Fold in frost.

Add sebum of kelpie. Stir once. Mix in æther.

Blend in scream of swallow. Mix in stamen of tipua.


Blight of Tottering Ear

Ingredients

  • 1 dram chilled xylem of treant
  • 5 measures furrowed viscera of carp, cubed
  • 1 pound flower of jasper

Directions

On a dry day, ready a fir vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Add xylem of treant, stirring gently.

While hopping on two arms, beat in viscera of carp and flower of jasper until only a few chunks remain.

Paint face, arms, and chest with the compound. The spell will take hold within seconds.


Grand Curse of Mist

Ingredients

  • ¾ dram viscera of redcap
  • shadow of creosote
  • 2 hot live solifuges
  • love of gharial
  • hope
  • 7 ounces pistil of calluna
  • 2 drams dew of hibiscus
  • 1 lot root of triffid
  • warm touch of bear
  • 2 pecks furrowed polonium, puréed

Directions

On a humid afternoon, place a brass boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

First, add viscera of redcap. Combine with shadow of creosote. While tapping one tentacle, carefully add live solifuges. Fold in love of gharial. Combine with hope. Mix in pistil of calluna. Pour in dew of hibiscus. Stir once. Add root of triffid. Snap your fingers once, then cautiously add touch of bear. Mix in polonium.

Take a fistful and scatter it to the wind.


Poultice for Bilious Phlegm

Ingredients

  • 1 dram patella of pangolin
  • 3 kasks black phlegm of eel
  • ½ grain cursed gold
  • 3 drams chipped leaf of pine

Directions

Under the sign of Ophiuchus, ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Add phlegm of eel, stirring gently. Bring to a boil, stirring vigorously.

Add patella of pangolin, gold, and leaf of pine.


Vacuous Rite of Sunlight

Ingredients

  • 2 pinches nose of bovine
  • 1 pint sap of bottlebrush
  • 6 kennings bud of jasmine
  • 3 ounces brine
  • 1 measure patella of chameleon

Directions

Facing south, prepare a broad acacia mortar and pestle.

To begin, add nose of bovine. Pour in sap of bottlebrush. While standing on one leg, fold in bud of jasmine. Pour in brine. Mix in patella of chameleon.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle.


Quotidian Malediction of Porous Scale

Ingredients

  • 5 snails
  • 3 drams flower of ash
  • 2 grains coal
  • ¾ dram potassium

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Start with snails. While rotating two arms, fold in flower of ash. Fold in coal. Fold in potassium.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle.


Denunciation of Charm

Ingredients

  • ¾ tumbler cloudy dew of bottlebrush
  • 6 drams phosphorus
  • young wink of mosasaur
  • 4 ounces potassium, ground
  • 4 grains radius of hyrax
  • ½ dram leaf of sage
  • 8 pinches tallow
  • 3 red live mollusks

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

First, add dew of bottlebrush. While rubbing two proboscides, add phosphorus.

Blend in wink of mosasaur. Mix in potassium.

Add radius of hyrax. Fold in leaf of sage. Mix in tallow. While tapping two arms, combine with live mollusks.


Antidote for Malignant Thyroid

Ingredients

  • 3 measures tarsal of bat
  • 5 drams carbon, salted
  • 3 spoons bile of pangolin
  • 3 pecks platinum, chopped
  • sunlight
  • 5 lots tin
  • ¾ spoon dew of Nimloth
  • 3 lots boron
  • 8 thimbles alcohol, beaten
  • ½ peck petal of aspen

Directions

Under a waxing moon, ready a clay vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Pour bile of pangolin, dew of Nimloth, and alcohol into prepared vessel. Bring to a boil, stirring once.

While tapping one arm, add tarsal of bat, carbon, platinum, tin, boron, and petal of aspen.

Snap your fingers twice, then add sunlight.


Corrective for Riotous Mandible

Ingredients

  • ½ pound blessed tongue of swallow
  • 4 ounces nitrogen
  • 7 pecks cold rot
  • 3 mites
  • 4 grains tongue of hyrax
  • 3 pecks coal
  • trouble
  • laughter of basilisk

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Add nitrogen, stirring gently. Bring to a boil, stirring continuously.

While mumbling, stir in tongue of swallow, rot, tongue of hyrax, and coal, individually.

Add mites. Blend in trouble. Combine with laughter of basilisk.

Take a pinch between thumb and forefinger and inhale deeply.


Convenient Rite of Esteem

Ingredients

  • sanctity
  • 7 lots phalanx of gnome
  • 3 ounces mildew, cured
  • 2 ounces scorched ulna of elephant
  • ¼ live dragonfly
  • virtue of chameleon
  • starlight
  • ½ minim dew of hungry grass
  • 2 drams seed of creosote

Directions

Place an iron boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Combine dew of hungry grass. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Wriggle your toes, then blend in phalanx of gnome, mildew, ulna of elephant, and seed of creosote, stirring until fully dissolved.

While chanting, carefully add sanctity. Blend in live dragonfly. Blend in virtue of chameleon. Fold in starlight.


Forbidden Rite of Invisibility

Ingredients

  • 5 minims oil
  • warm sorrow
  • ¼ scruple cold spine of demon
  • 8 drams aluminum
  • 2 live centipedes
  • ¾ spoon mud
  • whisper of mouse
  • ¾ drop xylem of Green Man
  • suspicion of redcap
  • ½ thimble mud

Directions

Under the sign of Sagittarius, ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Beat together oil, mud, xylem of Green Man, and mud until frothy.

While rubbing two feet, stir in spine of demon and aluminum, individually.

Combine with sorrow. Cautiously add live centipedes. Add whisper of mouse. Carefully add suspicion of redcap.


Assembly of Tarsirs

Ingredients

  • 3 pinches tooth of toad
  • 5 kennings heart of gharial
  • 4 spoons mercury
  • 4 scruples bud of sage
  • ½ dram tantalum, chopped

Directions

Prepare a broad steel mortar and pestle.

Start with tooth of toad. Mix in heart of gharial. While staggering to and fro, add mercury. Stir vigorously.

Add bud of sage. Mix in tantalum.


Ej's Profanity of Love

Ingredients

  • secret
  • 6 grains chromium
  • 3 drams ancient water, shaken
  • ½ ounce tallow
  • idealism
  • 5 lots black tooth of heron
  • 4 drams tongue of crocodile, cubed
  • sanctity

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of birch and elm.

First, add secret.

Add chromium. Pour in water. Stir vigorously.

Add tallow. While rotating two proboscides, blend in idealism. Fold in tooth of heron. Mix in tongue of crocodile.

While humming softly, combine with sanctity.


Thaumaturgy of Wit

Ingredients

  • conscience of parrot
  • 8 scruples gold
  • 7 live mollusks
  • ½ pint neon
  • 4 scruples stamen of creosote
  • 5 scruples viscera of pangolin, pulverized
  • scream of squirrel

Directions

With a rising Venus in the sky, prepare a broad wooden mortar and pestle (maple preferred, though alder will do).

Combine neon. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Beat in gold, stamen of creosote, and viscera of pangolin until only a few chunks remain.

While gyrating, cautiously add conscience of parrot. Blend in live mollusks. Add scream of squirrel and mix thoroughly.


Illetog's Inspired Remedy for Bilious Cockles

Ingredients

  • ¾ pinch brain of owl
  • 8 scruples branch of wolfsbane
  • 4 pounds tin
  • 8 young centipedes
  • 6 pecks mildew
  • 7 spoons water, beaten
  • ½ dram cobalt, cured

Directions

After aligning yourself parallel to the minor leyline, ready a cherry vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Combine water. Bring to a boil, stirring occasionally.

Stir in brain of owl, branch of wolfsbane, tin, mildew, and cobalt, individually.

While staggering to and fro, add centipedes and mix thoroughly.

With gloved hands, apply the curative to the cockles directly, then bandage.


Illetog's Irregular Jinx of Bilious Hair

Ingredients

  • ½ scruple alcohol
  • 3 lots hot petal of Yggdrasil
  • 2 scruples chilled fruit of pine
  • 3 pounds root of cinnamon
  • ¾ cursed moth

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of hickory.

To begin, add alcohol. Add petal of Yggdrasil. Add fruit of pine. Wriggle your fingers, then mix in root of cinnamon. Combine with moth.


Essential Rite of Sunlight

Ingredients

  • blessed touch of possum
  • 8 pinches gold
  • 8 drams plutonium
  • 3 minims brine
  • 3 pinches black brass
  • shadow of jasper
  • 6 pecks cracked stem of vegetable lamb, chopped
  • 8 pounds chilled spine of unicorn

Directions

With a rising Mars in the sky, place a lead boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Combine brine.

While flexing two proboscides, add gold, plutonium, brass, stem of vegetable lamb, and spine of unicorn.

Add touch of possum. Fold in shadow of jasper.


Contrived Lure of Kudzus

Ingredients

  • ¾ kenning twig of pine, crushed
  • 6 worms
  • touch of treant
  • cursed touch of willow
  • 6 quarts æther
  • 1 measure gonad of yeti, chopped
  • scent of raskovnik
  • 6 drams cold sodium

Directions

After aligning yourself perpendicular to the minor leyline, ready a hickory vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Combine æther. Bring to a boil, stirring occasionally.

Snap your fingers once, then beat in twig of pine, gonad of yeti, and sodium until only a few chunks remain.

While dancing on two feet, carefully add worms. Combine with touch of treant. Fold in touch of willow. Carefully add scent of raskovnik.

Heat until all of the liquid has boiled away and the black fumes have blotted out the great and minor lights of the sky. 4 to 9 kudzus should begin to appear within hours.


Marvelous Lure of Sharks

Ingredients

  • 1 scruple brine
  • laughter of otter
  • 8 measures stem of kudzu
  • ½ pound scorched mildew
  • ¼ measure gold
  • ½ harvestman

Directions

Under a crescent moon, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of larch and pine.

Start with brine.

Combine with laughter of otter. Mix in stem of kudzu. Mix in mildew. Mix in gold. While working your fingers in a counterclockwise spiral, add harvestman and mix thoroughly.


Efficacious Jinx of Peaky Viscera

Ingredients

  • 4 ounces cool fibula of lungfish
  • 4 live centipedes
  • cool scorn of bear
  • 3 lots tail of mosasaur
  • 2 measures cobalt, crushed
  • 5 minims humour of mouse
  • shadow of monotreme
  • white despair
  • virtue of dog
  • 6 live butterflies

Directions

Ready an obsidian vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Pour humour of mouse into prepared vessel. Bring to a boil, stirring vigorously.

While gyrating, beat in fibula of lungfish, tail of mosasaur, and cobalt until only a few chunks remain.

While moaning gently, add live centipedes and mix thoroughly. Carefully add scorn of bear. Blend in shadow of monotreme. Cautiously add despair. Combine with virtue of dog. Add live butterflies and mix thoroughly.


Grand Bane of Secret

Ingredients

  • consciousness of man
  • black despair
  • ancient joy
  • shadow of hazel
  • 6 grains young silver
  • 7 red snails
  • 5 grains polonium

Directions

Under a waxing moon, ready a vessel composed of a non-ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Start with consciousness of man. Add despair and mix thoroughly. Carefully add joy. Combine with shadow of hazel.

Fold in silver. Combine with snails. Wriggle your toes, then mix in polonium.


Surprising Devilry of Wishes

Ingredients

  • 5 ounces fruit of umdhlebi
  • ¼ dram spine of tanuki, braised
  • sunlight
  • 3 pounds cesium, dessicated
  • 2 grains root of fern
  • 1 lot flower of rafflesia
  • 7 live dragonflies

Directions

Ready a paisley sack for mixing.

Add fruit of umdhlebi to the prepared vessel. Add spine of tanuki. Cautiously add sunlight. Add cesium. Add root of fern. Add flower of rafflesia. Snap your fingers twice, then fold in live dragonflies.


Vacuous Gathering of Butterflies

Ingredients

  • ½ chilled toadstool
  • memory of daisy
  • 7 lots white boron
  • 8 kennings chilled frost, washed
  • pragmatism
  • 7 harvestmen
  • 3 scruples young iridium
  • grim haze

Directions

Ready a steel vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Start with toadstool. Blend in memory of daisy.

Mix in boron. While chanting, mix in frost. Fold in pragmatism. Add harvestmen. Mix in iridium.

Add haze.


Corrective for Afflicted Ulna

Ingredients

  • 3 drams cursed wax
  • 1 scruple furrowed gold, braised
  • essence of Yggdrasil
  • ¼ scruple branch of quaking
  • memory of Nimloth
  • 1 peck violet calcium
  • corruption

Directions

Array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

Start with wax. Mix in gold. While tapping three arms, blend in essence of Yggdrasil. Fold in branch of quaking. Fold in memory of Nimloth. Fold in calcium. Combine with corruption.


Curse of Affliction of the Patella

Ingredients

  • touch of raskovnik
  • ¼ pinch sodium, pickled
  • ¾ scruple calcium, braised
  • ¼ centipede

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a non-ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

To begin, add touch of raskovnik. Fold in sodium. Fold in calcium. Carefully add centipede.

Heat until all of the liquid has boiled away and the black fumes have blotted out the great and minor lights of the sky.


Baroque Devilry of Corruption

Ingredients

  • memory of athelas
  • 7 drams wax
  • pure terror of leviathan
  • 8 measures fibula of ghoul
  • ¾ ounce ancient spleen of lungfish
  • memory of moly

Directions

On a cloudy day, array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

To begin, add memory of athelas. Mix in wax.

Combine with terror of leviathan.

Add fibula of ghoul. Fold in spleen of lungfish. Add memory of moly and mix thoroughly.


Dedication of Haze

Ingredients

  • terror of shark
  • black scent of treant
  • 3 lots pistil of Yggdrasil
  • 5 kennings petal of Nimloth
  • 7 thimbles saliva of tanuki, beaten
  • 6 scruples scapula of anteater
  • breath of wyvern
  • 6 measures white pistil of ash
  • ¼ grain wax

Directions

Ready a hornfels vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

To begin, add terror of shark. While hopping on one foot, carefully add scent of treant. Mix in pistil of Yggdrasil.

Add petal of Nimloth. Pour in saliva of tanuki. Add scapula of anteater. Blend in breath of wyvern. Add pistil of ash.

Add wax.


Fulmination of Esteem

Ingredients

  • 5 pinches cold quartz
  • ¼ kenning carbon
  • ¼ pinch cursed frost
  • ½ spoon ancient mercury
  • 8 snails
  • grim spark of caribou
  • 7 cold ants

Directions

Under the sign of Libra, ready a brass vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Start with quartz.

Mix in carbon. Add frost. Pour in mercury.

Fold in snails. Add spark of caribou and mix thoroughly. Combine with ants.


Poultice for Tottering Eye

Ingredients

  • 4 pinches leaf of moly
  • 3 measures iridium, puréed
  • ½ live mite
  • 3 pinches stamen of creeper
  • 2 pecks seed of aspen
  • 5 measures gallbladder of tarsir

Directions

Array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

Start with leaf of moly. Add iridium. Add live mite and mix thoroughly. Fold in stamen of creeper. Fold in seed of aspen. Fold in gallbladder of tarsir.


Curse of Malignant Nose

Ingredients

  • cold sunlight
  • violet haze
  • essence of tipua
  • 4 pinches cold chromium
  • ¾ ounce scale of newt
  • 1 measure blessed patella of gnome
  • 8 toadstools

Directions

With a rising moon in the sky, ready a jersey sack for mixing.

First, add sunlight.

Fold in haze. Cautiously add essence of tipua. Mix in chromium. Mix in scale of newt. Fold in patella of gnome. Combine with toadstools.


Blight of Illness of the Tongue

Ingredients

  • 2 pounds scapula of shrew
  • 7 ancient live fleas
  • ¾ measure mildew
  • 6 pinches bismuth

Directions

Ready a platinum vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

First, add scapula of shrew. Add live fleas. Fold in mildew. Mix in bismuth.

The mixture should be shaken, then imbibed while making the appropriate runic gestures with the left hand.


Assembly of Mollusks

Ingredients

  • ¼ quart humour of okapi
  • 8 warm shiitakes
  • scream of caiman
  • 4 lots tin
  • 1 grain black heel of squirrel

Directions

Ready a fir vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Add humour of okapi to the prepared vessel.

Fold in shiitakes. Cautiously add scream of caiman. Mix in tin. While gyrating, mix in heel of squirrel.


Remedy for Sickly Choler

Ingredients

  • ¼ lot ancient cockles of bear
  • hot shadow
  • 3 thimbles mercury, chilled
  • chilled secret
  • ½ live solifuge
  • ½ termite
  • despair of shrew
  • 4 pinches gallbladder of monotreme
  • 1 ounce sternum of pangolin
  • ¾ peck platinum

Directions

Place a brass boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Add cockles of bear to the prepared vessel. Blend in shadow. While gyrating, mix in mercury. Add secret. Add live solifuge. Add termite. Gesture vaguely to the north, then add despair of shrew and mix thoroughly. Mix in gallbladder of monotreme. Fold in sternum of pangolin.

Mix in platinum.


Beckoning of Lemurs

Ingredients

  • sunlight
  • ¾ pound eye of dog
  • 6 live locusts
  • 7 pecks talon of unicorn
  • 2 ounces violet oil
  • life
  • shadow of Yggdrasil

Directions

Under the sign of Cassiopeia, place a silver boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

First, add sunlight. Fold in eye of dog. Fold in live locusts. Fold in talon of unicorn. Pour in oil. Stir gently.

Fold in life. Add shadow of Yggdrasil and mix thoroughly.


Kaptethuy's Dedication of Despair

Ingredients

  • violet essence of ivy
  • ¾ scruple sap of oak, diluted
  • ¾ kask sap of aspen
  • prisine breath of demon
  • ¼ live butterfly
  • grim fear
  • 2 drams patella of ungulate, puréed
  • sorrow
  • 8 spoons xylem of inkvine
  • 3 measures heel of lungfish

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of cherry and rowan.

Pour sap of oak, sap of aspen, and xylem of inkvine into prepared vessel.

While hopping on three tentacles, beat in patella of ungulate and heel of lungfish until only a few chunks remain.

While standing on one leg, combine with essence of ivy. Blend in breath of demon. Cautiously add live butterfly. Add fear. Fold in sorrow.

Hum softly as you scatter the contents.


Practical Charm of Secret

Ingredients

  • 1 ounce cranium of bovine
  • ¾ kask flux, tepid
  • 6 ounces young mercury, tepid
  • 7 pecks tail of bat
  • 6 scruples humerus of kelpie

Directions

On a humid evening, place a steel boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Combine flux and mercury. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Add cranium of bovine, tail of bat, and humerus of kelpie. Do not overmix.


Cure for Porous Egg

Ingredients

  • ¾ dram humerus of gnome
  • 4 drams silicon
  • 6 ounces nitrogen
  • 5 kennings bark of oak
  • 3 pecks spleen of selkie, pickled
  • 1 thimble mud
  • ¼ kenning twig of maple, pulverized
  • ½ pinch sternum of shark

Directions

Ready a schist vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Combine nitrogen and mud. Bring to a boil, stirring intermittently.

Add humerus of gnome, silicon, bark of oak, spleen of selkie, twig of maple, and sternum of shark. Do not overmix.

Make a poultice using Kaptethuy Tuyiock's standard method. Apply to egg immediately.


Contrived Imprecation of Virtue

Ingredients

  • 2 pints alcohol, beaten
  • 5 ounces chromium
  • 3 kasks neon
  • 7 grains carbon, ground
  • 1 scruple bud of lily
  • pragmatism
  • 2 termites

Directions

Under the sign of Cancer, ready an iron vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Pour alcohol and neon into prepared vessel.

While rubbing two proboscides, add chromium, carbon, and bud of lily. Do not overmix.

Add pragmatism. Add termites.


Perspicacious Remedy for Illness of the Gonad

Ingredients

  • 1 shiitake
  • 3 moths
  • 4 ounces root of mandrake, chopped
  • ¼ quart phloem of sage
  • 7 cool live mites
  • 4 drams violet arsenic

Directions

On a dry morning, prepare a broad hemlock mortar and pestle.

First, add shiitake. Cautiously add moths. Add root of mandrake. Add phloem of sage. Carefully add live mites. While staggering to and fro, add arsenic.

Bring to a rolling boil and have the subject inhale the vapours for 2 to 5 hours, or until the illness passes.


Irregular Blight of Ache of the Talon

Ingredients

  • memory of rose
  • 5 measures prisine tin
  • 8 kennings white seed of jasper

Directions

Array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

Add memory of rose to the prepared vessel. Mix in tin. Add seed of jasper.

Take a pinch between thumb and forefinger and inhale deeply.


Curse of Scorn

Ingredients

  • ½ grain bismuth
  • 2 scorpions
  • 1 lot blessed arsenic
  • shadow
  • 8 kasks xylem of elm
  • 8 pecks chromium
  • pure conscience of peccary

Directions

Prepare a deep steel mortar and pestle.

To begin, add bismuth. While humming softly, add scorpions. Wriggle your toes, then add arsenic.

Cautiously add shadow.

Mix in xylem of elm. Stir vigorously. Fold in chromium. Combine with conscience of peccary.


Kaptethuy's Remedy for Ailing Fibula

Ingredients

  • pure despair
  • 4 grains stamen of rosemary
  • 4 pecks fruit of titan arum, cubed
  • 8 lots humerus of lungfish
  • 1 spider
  • ¾ dram frost
  • 6 lots tail of elephant
  • 5 minims nitrogen
  • ¼ ounce water
  • corruption

Directions

Under a gibbous moon, ready a zinc vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Start with despair. Add stamen of rosemary. Mix in fruit of titan arum.

Mix in humerus of lungfish. Combine with spider. Fold in frost. Mix in tail of elephant.

While moaning gently, pour in nitrogen. Mix in water. Carefully add corruption.

With gloved hands, fold a small measure of the curative into an equal amount of wax or tallow, the massage into the subject's fibula.


Dedication of Despair

Ingredients

  • 1 pound branch of lily
  • 2 ounces wax
  • 7 drams stamen of vegetable lamb
  • 4 scruples branch of creeper
  • 6 lots cold silver
  • 5 kennings cold cobalt
  • 3 drams tear of wombat, dehydrated
  • ½ measure mandible of dog

Directions

Place a steel boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

To begin, add branch of lily.

Add wax.

Fold in stamen of vegetable lamb. Mix in branch of creeper. Mix in silver.

Mix in cobalt. Mix in tear of wombat. Stir gently. Add mandible of dog.

Speak the seven forbidden words, then submerge one arm in the compound up to the elbow and withdraw.


Spell of Death

Ingredients

  • 8 scruples gizzard of monotreme
  • 6 tumblers alcohol
  • 6 pounds prisine tusk of swallow
  • 1 ounce cursed scale of chimera
  • chilled memory of daisy
  • 3 lots spleen of monkey, ground
  • 4 pecks grim nose of fowl
  • ¼ spoon cold fat of caribou
  • 7 ounces silver
  • ¾ pinch scale of chameleon

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of birch.

Pour alcohol and fat of caribou into prepared vessel. Bring to a boil, stirring once.

Add gizzard of monotreme, tusk of swallow, scale of chimera, spleen of monkey, nose of fowl, silver, and scale of chameleon. Do not overmix.

While waving a hand slowly over the mixture, carefully add memory of daisy.


Baroque Enchantment of Charisma

Ingredients

  • 8 worms
  • love
  • shadow of calluna
  • 7 pecks talon of okapi, cured

Directions

Prepare a narrow yew mortar and pestle.

First, add worms. Carefully add love. While rubbing one tentacle, add shadow of calluna and mix thoroughly. Mix in talon of okapi.


Forbidden Conjuring of Chicories

Ingredients

  • 5 drams sap of jasmine
  • 5 cockles
  • 8 scruples zinc
  • 6 lots leaf of moly, salted
  • science
  • superstition
  • essence of hoya
  • 5 drams brass

Directions

Ready a granite vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Add sap of jasmine to the prepared vessel. Carefully add cockles. Mix in zinc.

Mix in leaf of moly. While gyrating, cautiously add science. Cautiously add superstition. While rubbing one tentacle, add essence of hoya. Add brass.


Marvelous Malediction of Pallid Viscera

Ingredients

  • 7 drams prisine polonium
  • 8 pinches char
  • 7 spoons nitrogen
  • 5 grains heel of bovine
  • moongleam

Directions

Ready a larch vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Beat together nitrogen until frothy. Bring to a boil, stirring occasionally.

Beat in polonium, char, and heel of bovine until only a few chunks remain.

While hopping on two arms, carefully add moongleam.


Convenient Spell of Charisma

Ingredients

  • 1 scruple chipped stamen of aspen
  • 1 pound fruit of bottlebrush, pulverized
  • grin of bear
  • ¼ measure mud
  • 3 pinches tungsten
  • 6 scruples leaf of quaking
  • 7 scruples leaf of tipua
  • memory of triffid

Directions

On a dry morning, prepare a deep wooden mortar and pestle (pine preferred, though hemlock will do).

Beat together mud until frothy.

While flexing two tentacles, beat in stamen of aspen, fruit of bottlebrush, tungsten, leaf of quaking, and leaf of tipua until only a few chunks remain.

While chanting, add grin of bear and mix thoroughly. Cautiously add memory of triffid.


Corrective for Aching Radius

Ingredients

  • 4 measures cool char
  • 7 drams gonad of tarsir, cubed
  • 5 thimbles xylem of poplar
  • 2 spoons tear of gharial, tepid
  • 8 pecks stem of hazel
  • 7 drams xylem of lotus
  • 3 pinches young bud of lily
  • spark of demon
  • ¾ quart saliva of monotreme
  • 8 grains calcium

Directions

With a setting moon in the sky, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of oak and birch.

Beat together xylem of poplar, tear of gharial, xylem of lotus, and saliva of monotreme until frothy. Bring to a boil, stirring vigorously.

Blend in char, gonad of tarsir, stem of hazel, bud of lily, and calcium, stirring until fully dissolved.

While staggering to and fro, combine with spark of demon.

Take a pinch between thumb and forefinger and inhale deeply.


Indispensible Corrective for Illness of the Spleen

Ingredients

  • breath of fox
  • ¾ pound pistil of jasper
  • red darkness
  • despair of chameleon
  • 1 scruple mud
  • sanctity
  • 2 lots violet silicon
  • hot science
  • shadow
  • violet sunlight

Directions

Under the sign of Virgo, prepare a deep brass mortar and pestle.

Start with breath of fox. Mix in pistil of jasper. Add darkness and mix thoroughly.

Combine with despair of chameleon. Mix in mud. Fold in sanctity. Mix in silicon. Add science and mix thoroughly. Blend in shadow. Wriggle your toes, then combine with sunlight.


Fulminating Spell of Life

Ingredients

  • 6 measures oil
  • ¾ kenning scorched cadmium
  • red fear
  • ¾ ounce caloric
  • ¾ pound scale of shark
  • memory of albatross

Directions

Under a full moon, place a silver boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Start with oil. Fold in cadmium.

While mumbling, fold in fear. Mix in caloric. Stir vigorously. While humming softly, mix in scale of shark. While chanting, carefully add memory of albatross.


Favoured Enchantment of Life

Ingredients

  • ½ pinch hair of shark
  • ½ measure cadmium, cured
  • 1 dram rot, chopped
  • ¼ pound char, braised
  • 2 grains cadmium, cubed

Directions

After aligning yourself parallel to the governing leyline, array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

To begin, add hair of shark. Add cadmium. Fold in rot. Add char. Fold in cadmium.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Jusiyev's Song of Sanctity recommended), then reserve for future use.


Irregular Invitation of Rhipidistians

Ingredients

  • 3 drams cold cesium
  • 7 minims grim sap of hoya
  • ¾ ounce flower of hungry grass, washed
  • pragmatism

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of rowan.

First, add cesium. Mix in sap of hoya. Mix in flower of hungry grass. Blend in pragmatism.

The mixture should be shaken, then imbibed while making the appropriate runic gestures with the left hand. 1 to 4 rhipidistians should begin to appear within hours.


Forbidden Lure of Elephants

Ingredients

  • 2 spoons xylem of quaking
  • 2 lots pistil of aspen
  • 6 minims cerumen of okapi
  • ¾ peck root of hungry grass

Directions

Ready a nickel vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

First, add xylem of quaking. While rotating three proboscides, add pistil of aspen. Mix in cerumen of okapi. Stir vigorously. Mix in root of hungry grass.


Obscenity of Wisdom

Ingredients

  • laughter of newt
  • sanctity
  • whisper of hedgehog
  • ¼ dram coal
  • 3 pints red humour of gnome

Directions

Under the sign of Cancer, prepare a narrow tin mortar and pestle.

First, add laughter of newt. Combine with sanctity. While rubbing three arms, combine with whisper of hedgehog. Add coal. While working your fingers in a clockwise spiral, pour in humour of gnome.


Drofablo's Jinx of Disorder of the Tarsal

Ingredients

  • 2 kennings gallium, salted
  • young despair
  • 7 kennings egg of tanuki
  • idealism
  • 4 minims red dew of hibiscus
  • touch of umdhlebi
  • 5 minims mud
  • 7 lots petal of loosestrife

Directions

Under the sign of Capricorn, place a tin boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

First, add gallium. Wriggle your toes, then fold in despair. Add egg of tanuki. Fold in idealism. While staggering to and fro, pour in dew of hibiscus. While moaning gently, add touch of umdhlebi. Pour in mud. Stir once. Add petal of loosestrife.

The mixture should be shaken, then imbibed while making the appropriate runic gestures with the left hand.


Parsimonious Profanity of Corruption

Ingredients

  • grin of tarsir
  • 4 scruples heel of baboon
  • 3 pecks bud of rosemary
  • 5 shiitakes
  • haze

Directions

Under a gibbous moon, array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

Start with grin of tarsir.

Fold in heel of baboon. Fold in bud of rosemary. Add shiitakes. Carefully add haze.


Spell of Science

Ingredients

  • 5 measures seed of wolfsbane
  • 5 measures black tarsal of tarsir
  • touch of possum
  • 1 kask nitrogen
  • ¾ quart young brine
  • ¾ ounce tungsten
  • ¼ grain petal of oak
  • 5 measures cadmium
  • corruption

Directions

After aligning yourself parallel to the major leyline, place an iron boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

To begin, add seed of wolfsbane. Fold in tarsal of tarsir. Cautiously add touch of possum. Add nitrogen. Pour in brine. Stir once. Fold in tungsten. Fold in petal of oak. Add cadmium. Blend in corruption.


Kaptethuy's Practical Profanity of Mist

Ingredients

  • 2 pinches pistil of ent
  • scent of calluna
  • ancient scent of rhinoceros

Directions

Under the sign of Virgo, array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

First, add pistil of ent. Cautiously add scent of calluna. Fold in scent of rhinoceros.

Take a pinch between thumb and forefinger and inhale deeply.


Favoured Bane of Disturbance of the Rib

Ingredients

  • cool death
  • science
  • touch of selkie
  • 4 ounces stem of hungry grass

Directions

Under the sign of Orion, prepare a shallow iron mortar and pestle.

Add death to the prepared vessel. Add science. Cautiously add touch of selkie. Add stem of hungry grass.


Suppressed Gathering of Ghouls

Ingredients

  • young essence of wolfsbane
  • 3 measures twig of oak, cured
  • 5 measures ancient bud of Nimloth
  • mist
  • ¾ pound chromium
  • 1 grain chipped sodium
  • touch of inkvine
  • 1 pound cadmium
  • 7 ounces fruit of baobab
  • consciousness of anteater

Directions

Ready a canvas sack for mixing.

First, add essence of wolfsbane. Fold in twig of oak. Snap your fingers thrice, then fold in bud of Nimloth. Add mist. Fold in chromium.

Add sodium. Combine with touch of inkvine.

While staggering to and fro, add cadmium. Add fruit of baobab. Combine with consciousness of anteater.


Malediction of Disturbance of the Blood

Ingredients

  • wish of sloth
  • ¼ grain liver of gibbon
  • consciousness of rat
  • ½ quart blessed neon
  • 5 scruples grey bile of salamander

Directions

On a rainy afternoon, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of oak.

Add wish of sloth to the prepared vessel. Mix in liver of gibbon. Add consciousness of rat.

Mix in neon. Stir gently. Mix in bile of salamander.


Foolish Plague of Putrid Viscera

Ingredients

  • 3 tumblers fat of pangolin
  • 6 minims choler of dog
  • ½ lot branch of cinnamon
  • 8 millipedes

Directions

Place a platinum boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

To begin, add fat of pangolin.

While moaning gently, mix in choler of dog. Stir gently. Fold in branch of cinnamon.

Add millipedes and mix thoroughly.


Sham's Favoured Invocation of Idealism

Ingredients

  • ¼ dram spleen of bat
  • 3 kennings leaf of willow
  • 2 quarts helium, stirred
  • 3 chanterelles
  • violet mist
  • 4 measures oil
  • 8 ounces stem of moly
  • 2 drops sap of strangler fig, chilled

Directions

Prepare a shallow hornfels mortar and pestle.

Pour helium, oil, and sap of strangler fig into prepared vessel. Bring to a boil, stirring occasionally.

Stir in spleen of bat, leaf of willow, and stem of moly, individually.

While dancing on one tentacle, cautiously add chanterelles. Blend in mist.


Crucial Bane of Fulminating Gonad

Ingredients

  • 8 measures cadmium
  • ¼ measure bark of triffid
  • 2 minims choler of heron
  • pure hope

Directions

On a rainy day, ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Start with cadmium. Mix in bark of triffid. Add choler of heron. Fold in hope.

Apply directly to the forehead.


Devilry of Hope

Ingredients

  • 6 live mealworms
  • cursed spark of wyvern
  • 1 scruple root of ent, ground
  • touch of rafflesia

Directions

Ready a jersey sack for mixing.

Add live mealworms to the prepared vessel. Cautiously add spark of wyvern.

Add root of ent. While dancing on one arm, blend in touch of rafflesia.


Granular Antidote for Infirm Nose

Ingredients

  • haze
  • ¾ pound red pistil of kudzu
  • 7 pints chilled dew of rose
  • 4 pinches bud of Yggdrasil
  • ¾ scruple gizzard of crocodile
  • ½ peck tantalum, cubed

Directions

Ready a yew vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

To begin, add haze. Add pistil of kudzu. While flexing one leg, pour in dew of rose. Stir gently. Fold in bud of Yggdrasil. While humming softly, fold in gizzard of crocodile. Add tantalum.


Devilish Curse of Charisma

Ingredients

  • despair of fowl
  • 1 dram pistil of bamboo
  • despair
  • ½ peck cracked antimony
  • 3 ounces cockles of heron
  • 7 scruples cracked root of baobab
  • 5 scruples brass, pickled
  • laughter of crocodile
  • 2 ounces wax, crushed

Directions

Prepare a deep pumice mortar and pestle.

Add despair of fowl to the prepared vessel. Fold in pistil of bamboo. Add despair. Mix in antimony. Fold in cockles of heron. Add root of baobab. Mix in brass.

Fold in laughter of crocodile. Fold in wax.


Sham's Corrective for Ailing Cockles

Ingredients

  • ¼ scruple cool root of mandrake
  • 7 kennings young frost
  • red memory of Yggdrasil
  • 5 drams arsenic, salted
  • 1 measure coal

Directions

Facing north, ready a gold vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

First, add root of mandrake. Fold in frost. Add memory of Yggdrasil and mix thoroughly. Fold in arsenic. Fold in coal.


Antidote for Bruised Ear

Ingredients

  • spirit of fox
  • 3 scruples pistil of rose
  • 4 ounces plutonium
  • memory of tarsir
  • breath of pidgeon
  • 5 ounces zinc
  • ¼ measure thyroid of caiman
  • 2 hot live solifuges
  • memory of hungry grass

Directions

Ready a slate vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

To begin, add spirit of fox.

Mix in pistil of rose. Add plutonium. Carefully add memory of tarsir. Add breath of pidgeon. Mix in zinc. Fold in thyroid of caiman.

Fold in live solifuges. Cautiously add memory of hungry grass.

Take a pinch between thumb and forefinger and inhale deeply.


Poultice for Tottering Pelvis

Ingredients

  • memory of rafflesia
  • red starlight
  • 3 minims neon
  • ¼ grain grim calcium
  • 2 pecks chipped branch of baobab
  • mist
  • ¼ minim alcohol, diluted
  • 1 prisine flea
  • ½ pound zinc, pulverized
  • 3 grains prisine petal of rose

Directions

Place a nickel boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Add memory of rafflesia to the prepared vessel. Carefully add starlight. While mumbling, pour in neon. Stir vigorously. Fold in calcium. Mix in branch of baobab. Carefully add mist. Pour in alcohol. Fold in flea. Add zinc. While rotating two legs, mix in petal of rose.


Consecration of Joy

Ingredients

  • love
  • 8 pounds tail of ocelot
  • 1 pinch gold, braised
  • 2 live centipedes
  • 2 drams fruit of moly
  • 7 scruples heel of rat
  • 4 thimbles violet water
  • 7 ounces white leaf of Green Man
  • 7 scruples young rot

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of larch.

Beat together water until frothy.

Add tail of ocelot, gold, fruit of moly, heel of rat, leaf of Green Man, and rot.

Gesture vaguely to the north, then carefully add love. Blend in live centipedes.

Take a pinch between thumb and forefinger and inhale deeply.


Sham's Conjuring of Raskovniks

Ingredients

  • 3 kennings char
  • 3 kennings platinum
  • 3 ounces twig of Yggdrasil
  • 5 quarts cerumen of wyrm, stirred
  • 5 kennings plutonium
  • 5 drops xylem of inkvine
  • science

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of cedar and yew.

To begin, add char.

Add platinum.

Add twig of Yggdrasil. Mix in cerumen of wyrm. Stir once. Fold in plutonium. Mix in xylem of inkvine. Stir vigorously. Add science.


Blight of Infestation of the Radius

Ingredients

  • 1 peck twig of jasmine
  • 8 measures leaf of calluna
  • ¾ measure bile of heron

Directions

Place a platinum boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Combine bile of heron. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

While moaning gently, add twig of jasmine and leaf of calluna. Do not overmix.

Take a pinch between thumb and forefinger and inhale deeply.


Major Denunciation of Wit

Ingredients

  • 2 pure live harvestmen
  • 4 pinches scored stamen of rosemary
  • 6 kasks mud
  • 8 drams prisine fruit of titan arum
  • ½ quart cool tear of troll
  • 3 drams lead, polished
  • 8 measures radius of toad

Directions

Facing north, prepare a deep tin mortar and pestle.

Combine mud and tear of troll.

Blend in stamen of rosemary, fruit of titan arum, lead, and radius of toad, stirring until fully dissolved.

Add live harvestmen and mix thoroughly.

Paint face, arms, and chest with the compound. The spell will take hold within seconds.


Favoured Blight of Putrid Tibia

Ingredients

  • pure wink of echidna
  • 3 drams twig of mint
  • cold grin of gharial
  • ¾ scorpion
  • essence of hibiscus
  • 4 shiitakes
  • 8 spoons oil
  • 7 quarts warm tear of okapi

Directions

Facing south, prepare a shallow onyx mortar and pestle.

Add wink of echidna to the prepared vessel. Mix in twig of mint. Blend in grin of gharial. While mumbling, carefully add scorpion. Carefully add essence of hibiscus.

Add shiitakes. While rotating three pseudopodia, add oil.

Pour in tear of okapi. Stir vigorously.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle.


Illetog's Antidote for Sickly Milk

Ingredients

  • 1 kenning black phalanx of crocodile, salted
  • virtue of anteater
  • memory of bovine
  • 2 ounces platinum

Directions

Under a full moon, ready a zinc vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

First, add phalanx of crocodile. Cautiously add virtue of anteater. While chanting, fold in memory of bovine. Add platinum.

Heat until all of the liquid has boiled away and the black fumes have blotted out the great and minor lights of the sky.


Fustian Denunciation of Moongleam

Ingredients

  • 8 measures coal, pickled
  • 8 mites
  • 3 scruples pistil of calluna
  • hot shadow of rosemary
  • 3 ounces hot bud of ivy, braised
  • esteem of ungulate
  • laughter of echidna
  • mind of bat
  • ½ ounce fibula of demon

Directions

Prepare a shallow gold mortar and pestle.

First, add coal. Fold in mites.

Add pistil of calluna. Cautiously add shadow of rosemary. Mix in bud of ivy. Cautiously add esteem of ungulate. Add laughter of echidna. Fold in mind of bat. Mix in fibula of demon.


Indispensible Summoning of Shrews

Ingredients

  • ½ tumbler dew of vegetable lamb
  • ½ measure dilute blood of carp
  • essence of yeti
  • 2 lots white humerus of huldra
  • 3 thimbles caloric, shaken
  • 7 pinches pistil of hungry grass
  • 4 grains scorched iridium
  • 7 live termites
  • 3 pounds tungsten

Directions

Under a waning moon, place a zinc boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

To begin, add dew of vegetable lamb. Pour in blood of carp. Stir once. Blend in essence of yeti. Mix in humerus of huldra. While rubbing three tentacles, add caloric. Stir once. Mix in pistil of hungry grass. While standing on three tentacles, add iridium.

Cautiously add live termites. Fold in tungsten.


Fulmination of Life

Ingredients

  • 2 kennings prisine spine of wyvern
  • grim death
  • scent of alligator
  • 8 pecks grim platinum
  • 4 drams stamen of titan arum

Directions

On a cloudy day, ready a yew vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Start with spine of wyvern. Fold in death. Blend in scent of alligator. Add platinum.

Fold in stamen of titan arum.

The mixture should be shaken, then imbibed while making the appropriate runic gestures with the left hand.


Forbidden Corrective for Debilitated Tail

Ingredients

  • 8 pinches carbon
  • 8 pounds red tungsten, chopped
  • 5 quarts flux, beaten
  • sunlight
  • 7 pecks cold seed of poplar
  • 7 pecks phosphorus
  • ¾ pound mandible of ungulate
  • 8 measures twig of creeper
  • sorrow
  • shadow of kelpie

Directions

With a rising Venus in the sky, ready an oak vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Combine flux. Bring to a boil, stirring occasionally.

Raise one arm and gesticulate wildly, then add carbon, tungsten, seed of poplar, phosphorus, mandible of ungulate, and twig of creeper. Do not overmix.

Cautiously add sunlight. Combine with sorrow. Combine with shadow of kelpie.


Quotidian Summoning of Eels

Ingredients

  • joy of rat
  • 4 pleuroti
  • 1 termite
  • 6 ounces ancient frost
  • greed of shad
  • 4 pints humour of leviathan
  • ½ peck plutonium, dessicated
  • 6 ounces calcium
  • 7 live spiders
  • chilled fear

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of elm.

Pour humour of leviathan into prepared vessel. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Stir in frost, plutonium, and calcium, individually.

Carefully add joy of rat. Add pleuroti and mix thoroughly. Carefully add termite. Cautiously add greed of shad. Add live spiders. Add fear.

Hum softly as you scatter the contents. 2 to 6 eels should begin to appear within seconds.


Efficacious Imprecation of Science

Ingredients

  • ¾ quart water
  • 4 pecks scapula of ungulate
  • wish of basilisk
  • scent of hedgehog
  • ¾ ounce young seed of tipua, dessicated
  • 2 pecks gonad of fowl
  • 5 drops sap of lotus
  • 6 ounces granite
  • sunlight
  • ½ live mollusk

Directions

Prepare a broad lead mortar and pestle.

Combine water and sap of lotus. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Blend in scapula of ungulate, seed of tipua, gonad of fowl, and granite, stirring until fully dissolved.

While staggering to and fro, combine with wish of basilisk. Add scent of hedgehog and mix thoroughly. Add sunlight. Carefully add live mollusk.


Consecration of Superstition

Ingredients

  • shadow of dog
  • greed of yeti
  • 1 ounce seed of wolfsbane
  • 6 ounces granite
  • 3 kennings mildew
  • touch of rafflesia
  • sorrow
  • ¾ minim warm milk of elephant
  • 7 drams boron
  • ¼ kenning zinc

Directions

Facing east, prepare a broad wooden mortar and pestle (fir preferred, though spruce will do).

First, add shadow of dog. Carefully add greed of yeti. Add seed of wolfsbane.

Mix in granite. While staggering to and fro, mix in mildew.

Combine with touch of rafflesia. Add sorrow. Pour in milk of elephant. Mix in boron. Mix in zinc.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Jusiyev's Song of Sanctity recommended), then reserve for future use.


Bane of Joy

Ingredients

  • 5 live spiders
  • 5 pecks calcium
  • 1 grain pistil of lotus
  • terror of marsupial
  • 4 pecks cursed heel of fowl
  • 7 drams aluminum, ground

Directions

Array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

Start with live spiders. While mumbling, add calcium. Add pistil of lotus. Carefully add terror of marsupial. While humming softly, add heel of fowl. Mix in aluminum.

Ensure that the subject ingests the compound within 1 to 3 hours for maximum effectiveness.


Feckless Enchantment of Love

Ingredients

  • essence of elm
  • love
  • 2 spoons caloric, stirred
  • 2 grains mildew
  • 5 pints ancient serum of ungulate
  • white grin of marsupial
  • 5 tumblers nitrogen

Directions

After aligning yourself perpendicular to the minor leyline, prepare a shallow silver mortar and pestle.

To begin, add essence of elm. Carefully add love. Add caloric. Stir vigorously. Add mildew.

While waving an arm slowly over the mixture, add serum of ungulate.

Add grin of marsupial.

While chanting, add nitrogen.


Thaumaturgy of Invisibility

Ingredients

  • 3 live yellowjackets
  • 8 drams black boron
  • 2 measures blessed antimony
  • 6 pounds boron
  • wink of echidna
  • 3 drams iron

Directions

On a rainy afternoon, array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

First, add live yellowjackets.

Mix in boron. Mix in antimony.

Fold in boron. While flexing three proboscides, cautiously add wink of echidna. Mix in iron.


Praiseworthy Enchantment of Mind

Ingredients

  • terror of dog
  • love
  • virtue of hyrax
  • ¾ butterfly
  • ½ peck spleen of carp, pulverized
  • 7 measures cool root of oak
  • 4 live mollusks
  • sunlight
  • 8 drams helium

Directions

Prepare a narrow pumice mortar and pestle.

Pour helium into prepared vessel. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

While staggering to and fro, blend in spleen of carp and root of oak, stirring until fully dissolved.

While dancing on two arms, carefully add terror of dog. Add love and mix thoroughly. Fold in virtue of hyrax. Combine with butterfly. Fold in live mollusks. Combine with sunlight.

Move one forefinger through the mixture, making the approved sigils and signs, then discard.


Lure of Quakings

Ingredients

  • 2 lots bismuth
  • shadow of poplar
  • essence of creeper
  • 4 measures ancient iridium
  • 7 ounces tusk of heron, braised
  • memory of gryphon
  • 3 quarts blessed xylem of moly
  • 1 black live mite
  • 4 scruples polonium

Directions

Prepare a narrow wooden mortar and pestle (maple preferred, though alder will do).

First, add bismuth. Add shadow of poplar and mix thoroughly. Combine with essence of creeper. While moaning gently, fold in iridium. Fold in tusk of heron.

Combine with memory of gryphon.

Add xylem of moly. While staggering to and fro, carefully add live mite. Add polonium.

Speak the seven forbidden words, then submerge one arm in the compound up to the elbow and withdraw. 3 to 7 quakings should begin to appear within seconds.


Illetog's Baroque Curse of Disturbance of the Liver

Ingredients

  • 4 millipedes
  • 4 kennings leaf of quaking, braised
  • 3 scruples tongue of crocodile
  • 7 enoki
  • shadow of aspen
  • despair

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

To begin, add millipedes. Fold in leaf of quaking. Mix in tongue of crocodile. Add enoki and mix thoroughly. Add shadow of aspen. Snap your fingers twice, then add despair and mix thoroughly.


Plague of Lazy Serum

Ingredients

  • pragmatism
  • ½ measure viscera of fox
  • 6 ounces plutonium
  • 1 dram pistil of ivy
  • 8 kennings silver
  • 8 pounds heel of selkie
  • love
  • blessed greed of marsupial

Directions

With a setting moon in the sky, array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

Add pragmatism to the prepared vessel. Fold in viscera of fox. Mix in plutonium. Mix in pistil of ivy. Add silver. Add heel of selkie. Add love and mix thoroughly.

Add greed of marsupial.


Invocation of Invisibility

Ingredients

  • 2 drams fruit of Nimloth, cubed
  • 8 live harvestmen
  • 5 lots bark of calluna, braised
  • 7 measures neon
  • secret
  • 6 drams choler of bear
  • 1 dram tallow, crushed
  • 4 measures arsenic, pulverized
  • ½ kenning liver of salamander

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a non-ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Combine neon and choler of bear. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

While gyrating, stir in fruit of Nimloth, bark of calluna, tallow, arsenic, and liver of salamander, individually.

Add live harvestmen and mix thoroughly. Blend in secret.


Curse of Mist

Ingredients

  • 7 pounds cadmium
  • memory of loosestrife
  • ¼ grain patella of ghoul, washed
  • ¼ scruple xylem of daisy
  • 6 grains root of daisy, braised

Directions

Ready a birch vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

First, add cadmium. Add memory of loosestrife and mix thoroughly. Fold in patella of ghoul.

While staggering to and fro, mix in xylem of daisy. Stir once. Add root of daisy.

Paint face, arms, and chest with the compound. The spell will take hold within seconds.


Perplexing Bane of Esteem

Ingredients

  • chilled spirit of wyrm
  • haze
  • scent of chicory
  • blessed suspicion of serpent
  • 3 minims violet alcohol
  • ¼ kenning blessed nose of mosasaur
  • ¾ ounce cobalt
  • memory of elm
  • 1 drop mud, dehydrated

Directions

Ready a granite vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

First, add spirit of wyrm. Snap your fingers twice, then add haze. Cautiously add scent of chicory. Fold in suspicion of serpent. Pour in alcohol. Stir gently. Add nose of mosasaur. While gyrating, fold in cobalt.

Combine with memory of elm. Pour in mud.

Apply directly to the forehead.


Irregular Blight of Pallid Talon

Ingredients

  • 6 measures phosphorus
  • 2 minims æther, shaken
  • 2 drams cracked liver of peccary
  • hope of rhipidistian
  • 1 spoon saliva of rhinoceros
  • love of gharial
  • 4 scruples cesium
  • 8 kasks xylem of jasmine
  • ½ live moth
  • conscience of fowl

Directions

Place an iron boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Combine æther, saliva of rhinoceros, and xylem of jasmine.

Blend in phosphorus, liver of peccary, and cesium, stirring until fully dissolved.

Cautiously add hope of rhipidistian. Blend in love of gharial. Carefully add live moth. Blend in conscience of fowl.


Malediction of Rash of the Humour

Ingredients

  • 6 young live harvestmen
  • 7 harvestmen
  • ¾ kenning petal of ash
  • black mist
  • 1 lot bismuth, cubed
  • 4 pounds spine of lungfish
  • ¾ mealworm

Directions

With a setting Mercury in the sky, prepare a deep cedar mortar and pestle.

Add live harvestmen to the prepared vessel. Add harvestmen and mix thoroughly.

Mix in petal of ash. Add mist and mix thoroughly. Mix in bismuth. While dancing on one pseudopodium, fold in spine of lungfish. Carefully add mealworm.

Take a pinch between thumb and forefinger and inhale deeply.


Consecration of Forgetfulness

Ingredients

  • 4 chilled pleuroti
  • ½ live moth
  • 5 grains grey sternum of otter, pickled
  • scream of parrot
  • 7 scruples leaf of lily
  • 8 ounces red tin
  • ½ kenning furrowed radius of fowl
  • prisine suspicion of ghoul
  • 6 solifuges

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

To begin, add pleuroti.

Add live moth.

Add sternum of otter. Add scream of parrot. Mix in leaf of lily. Fold in tin. While rubbing two feet, add radius of fowl. Add suspicion of ghoul. While stamping one arm, blend in solifuges.


Ej's Jinx of Unfortunate Spine

Ingredients

  • 5 pinches young boron
  • ¾ quart choler of hyrax
  • 8 pecks mandible of kelpie
  • 7 drams root of creeper
  • 4 pounds potassium, chopped
  • ¼ thimble violet sap of lotus, diluted
  • conscience of bovine
  • blessed scent of ent
  • science
  • ¼ cursed live dragonfly

Directions

Place a lead boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

To begin, add boron. Mix in choler of hyrax. Stir gently. Add mandible of kelpie. Fold in root of creeper. Add potassium. Add sap of lotus. Stir once.

Blend in conscience of bovine. Fold in scent of ent. While gyrating, combine with science.

Blend in live dragonfly.

Apply directly to the forehead.


Baroque Lure of Bears

Ingredients

  • shadow of rafflesia
  • 6 kennings char
  • 4 pounds grey platinum
  • blessed touch of fox

Directions

Array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

First, add shadow of rafflesia. Mix in char. Mix in platinum. Add touch of fox and mix thoroughly.


Enchantment of Pragmatism

Ingredients

  • ½ live locust
  • scent of fern
  • laughter

Directions

Under the sign of Taurus, ready a hemlock vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

First, add live locust. Wriggle your fingers, then fold in scent of fern. Carefully add laughter.

The mixture should be shaken, then imbibed while making the appropriate runic gestures with the left hand.


Elixir for Riotous Radius

Ingredients

  • 3 drops phloem of hibiscus
  • essence of umdhlebi
  • ¾ minim bile of gharial
  • blessed luck
  • 4 pinches cracked flower of loosestrife
  • grim shadow of caiman
  • 6 scruples antimony
  • ¼ pint violet dew of triffid

Directions

Under a waning moon, prepare a broad wooden mortar and pestle (hemlock preferred, though cedar will do).

To begin, add phloem of hibiscus. While moaning gently, fold in essence of umdhlebi. Pour in bile of gharial. Stir gently. Combine with luck. Mix in flower of loosestrife. Gesture vaguely to the east, then combine with shadow of caiman.

While mumbling, add antimony. While tapping two pseudopodia, add dew of triffid.

Hum softly as you scatter the contents.


Illetog's Perspicacious Enchantment of Gnashing

Ingredients

  • scent of moly
  • essence of Yggdrasil
  • ¼ violet live moth
  • sorrow of tanuki
  • ¼ kenning warm bismuth
  • 1 peck coal

Directions

Facing west, prepare a deep zinc mortar and pestle.

Start with scent of moly. Add essence of Yggdrasil. Carefully add live moth. While humming softly, cautiously add sorrow of tanuki.

Add bismuth.

Mix in coal.

Move one forefinger through the mixture, making the approved sigils and signs, then discard.


Perplexing Convocation of Wyverns

Ingredients

  • 3 measures eye of gharial
  • ¼ grain hot char
  • 2 kennings scored coal
  • ¾ thimble red phlegm of leprechaun
  • chilled despair
  • 3 pleuroti
  • ¾ kenning scored stem of dandelion
  • shadow of huldra

Directions

Place a nickel boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Combine phlegm of leprechaun. Bring to a boil, stirring intermittently.

Snap your fingers thrice, then add eye of gharial, char, coal, and stem of dandelion. Do not overmix.

Wriggle your fingers, then cautiously add despair. Cautiously add pleuroti. Add shadow of huldra.


Charm for Bruised Cranium

Ingredients

  • 5 scruples brass
  • 1 ancient live butterfly
  • grey touch of jasper
  • 1 measure chilled mercury
  • ¾ white live spider
  • ¾ lot bud of bamboo

Directions

Place a brass boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Start with brass.

Add live butterfly. Cautiously add touch of jasper. Add mercury. Add live spider. Fold in bud of bamboo.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle.


Spell of Joy

Ingredients

  • esteem of mosasaur
  • 2 minims blood of tanuki
  • 5 scruples blood of rat
  • 6 scruples petal of titan arum
  • ¾ measure bud of baobab, pickled
  • scent of gnome
  • 7 grains rib of toad
  • 3 pecks spleen of huldra

Directions

With a setting sun in the sky, prepare a deep gold mortar and pestle.

First, add esteem of mosasaur.

While staggering to and fro, pour in blood of tanuki. Stir once. Mix in blood of rat. Stir once. Fold in petal of titan arum. Mix in bud of baobab. Carefully add scent of gnome. Fold in rib of toad. Mix in spleen of huldra.


Grand Beckoning of Cockles

Ingredients

  • 1 dram mildew
  • ¾ pint phloem of elm
  • laughter

Directions

Place a platinum boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Combine phloem of elm. Bring to a boil, stirring intermittently.

Beat in mildew until only a few chunks remain.

Wriggle your fingers, then add laughter.

Heat until all of the liquid has boiled away and the black fumes have blotted out the great and minor lights of the sky. 5 to 12 cockles should begin to appear within minutes.


Sanctioned Spell of Secret

Ingredients

  • 3 pounds arsenic, salted
  • hope of shark
  • pure haze
  • 5 measures tarsal of elephant
  • 2 violet centipedes

Directions

Ready a brocaded sack for mixing.

To begin, add arsenic. Add hope of shark. Add haze and mix thoroughly. Add tarsal of elephant. Add centipedes.


Feckless Remedy for Bilious Eye

Ingredients

  • 3 minims dew of rose
  • 5 pounds plutonium
  • 1 measure heart of tarsir
  • science
  • black wish of serpent
  • ¾ enoki

Directions

Prepare a deep limestone mortar and pestle.

Pour dew of rose into prepared vessel. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

While humming softly, add plutonium and heart of tarsir. Do not overmix.

Snap your fingers once, then carefully add science. Add wish of serpent. Add enoki and mix thoroughly.


Blight of Tottering Humerus

Ingredients

  • 7 live locusts
  • 4 measures wax
  • 7 scruples scapula of eel
  • 8 drams flower of umdhlebi
  • 1 kenning cursed tusk of mouse
  • 6 hot mollusks
  • 8 measures grim silver, salted

Directions

Under a waning moon, ready a hemlock vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

To begin, add live locusts. While tapping two legs, fold in wax. Add scapula of eel. Add flower of umdhlebi. Mix in tusk of mouse. Combine with mollusks.

Add silver.


Jusiyev's Minor Elixir for Peaky Phalanx

Ingredients

  • 2 ounces grim phloem of umdhlebi
  • violet conscience of loach
  • ½ pinch aluminum
  • 6 lots pure egg of lemur

Directions

With a rising Mercury in the sky, prepare a broad maple mortar and pestle.

To begin, add phloem of umdhlebi. Cautiously add conscience of loach.

Mix in aluminum.

While waving a hand slowly over the mixture, add egg of lemur.


Remedy for Infection of the Heel

Ingredients

  • 7 pleuroti
  • 5 measures gold
  • sorrow of caiman
  • 7 pounds seed of poplar
  • hot fear
  • 6 grains arsenic
  • 3 warm toadstools
  • 3 pints water, dehydrated
  • ¼ grain iridium
  • 3 millipedes

Directions

Facing south, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of cherry and rowan.

Combine water. Bring to a boil, stirring continuously.

While rubbing three feet, blend in gold, seed of poplar, arsenic, and iridium, stirring until fully dissolved.

While standing on three feet, add pleuroti. Combine with sorrow of caiman. Carefully add fear. Add toadstools and mix thoroughly. Combine with millipedes.


Practical Remedy for Debilitated Gonad

Ingredients

  • 5 quarts nitrogen
  • 4 pinches branch of dandelion, salted
  • pragmatism
  • ¼ live solifuge

Directions

Place a brass boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

To begin, add nitrogen. Mix in branch of dandelion. Cautiously add pragmatism. Blend in live solifuge.


Senseless Enchantment of Corruption

Ingredients

  • cold superstition
  • touch of wolfsbane
  • ¼ pinch silicon
  • 1 grey dragonfly
  • spirit of bat
  • 4 measures bud of bottlebrush
  • ½ scruple polonium, chopped

Directions

Facing north, ready a pine vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

To begin, add superstition. Fold in touch of wolfsbane. Fold in silicon. Fold in dragonfly. Add spirit of bat.

Fold in bud of bottlebrush. Mix in polonium.


Beckoning of Callunas

Ingredients

  • 1 scruple chromium, washed
  • 3 drops lymph of lungfish, beaten
  • 4 harvestmen
  • ½ pleurotus
  • 4 pounds horn of gharial
  • 1 lot young plutonium
  • hope of parrot

Directions

Place a zinc boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Add chromium to the prepared vessel.

Pour in lymph of lungfish. Stir gently. Cautiously add harvestmen. Wriggle your fingers, then blend in pleurotus.

While leaping, add horn of gharial. Fold in plutonium. Add hope of parrot and mix thoroughly.


Congregation of Mouses

Ingredients

  • cold essence of ivy
  • life
  • memory of kudzu
  • trouble
  • 8 fleas
  • ½ kenning bud of umdhlebi
  • 2 grains violet iron
  • ¾ pound violet talon of alligator, polished
  • 1 grain hair of rhinoceros
  • scream of possum

Directions

Array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

Add essence of ivy to the prepared vessel. Add life. Blend in memory of kudzu. Cautiously add trouble. While chanting, add fleas and mix thoroughly.

While flexing three hands, mix in bud of umdhlebi.

Fold in iron. Fold in talon of alligator. Fold in hair of rhinoceros. Snap your fingers thrice, then fold in scream of possum.


Rite of Forgetfulness

Ingredients

  • 5 grains violet bud of bamboo
  • ¾ spoon sap of strangler fig
  • scent of dog
  • 8 minims cerumen of mosasaur

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Start with bud of bamboo.

Raise one proboscis and gesticulate wildly, then mix in sap of strangler fig. Add scent of dog. Pour in cerumen of mosasaur. Stir gently.


Convocation of Demons

Ingredients

  • 7 drams cold bark of mandrake
  • red corruption
  • ¾ pinch furrowed stem of hungry grass, polished
  • grim touch of ent
  • 3 pinches ancient egg of dog, puréed
  • 4 pounds rot
  • moongleam
  • grey starlight

Directions

After aligning yourself parallel to the governing leyline, array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

First, add bark of mandrake. Blend in corruption.

Mix in stem of hungry grass.

Blend in touch of ent. Add egg of dog. Add rot. Cautiously add moongleam. Cautiously add starlight.


Parsimonious Thaumaturgy of Death

Ingredients

  • grey shadow of ent
  • 5 lots tibia of gharial
  • ¾ pinch furrowed thyroid of owl
  • hot starlight
  • darkness
  • wink of bat
  • ¼ pound carpal of lemur

Directions

Facing south, prepare a deep obsidian mortar and pestle.

Add shadow of ent to the prepared vessel. Fold in tibia of gharial. Add thyroid of owl. Carefully add starlight. Carefully add darkness. Fold in wink of bat. While chanting, fold in carpal of lemur.


Ej's Practical Imprecation of Wishes

Ingredients

  • 3 drams brine
  • shadow of parrot
  • 1 dram petal of mandrake
  • 6 measures tear of peccary
  • ¼ measure ancient bud of raskovnik

Directions

Ready an elm vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

First, add brine. Add shadow of parrot and mix thoroughly. Mix in petal of mandrake.

Mix in tear of peccary. Stir gently. While dancing on two pseudopodia, mix in bud of raskovnik.


Praiseworthy Blasphemy of Pragmatism

Ingredients

  • laughter
  • 8 grains black humerus of caribou
  • ¼ minim sebum of ocelot

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of spruce and pine.

To begin, add laughter. Fold in humerus of caribou.

Pour in sebum of ocelot.

Following Ej's four precepts, create a cloth manikin of the target. Coat liberally with the compound, then burn. Scatter the ashes.


Bleteho's Foolish Rite of Corruption

Ingredients

  • 4 pecks potassium
  • 1 scruple fruit of lily
  • 4 scruples nose of yeti
  • 6 drams ancient saliva of shrew
  • 8 pinches tusk of caribou
  • 4 measures prisine magnesium

Directions

Place a tin boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

First, add potassium. Mix in fruit of lily.

Add nose of yeti. Pour in saliva of shrew. While rotating two legs, mix in tusk of caribou. Add magnesium.

The mixture should be shaken, then imbibed while making the appropriate runic gestures with the left hand.


Ej's Grand Plague of Infirmity of the Humour

Ingredients

  • spirit of owl
  • greed of leprechaun
  • ½ pinch violet leaf of maple
  • 8 pecks sodium
  • 7 young live locusts
  • darkness
  • ¼ dram tungsten
  • 2 pure toadstools

Directions

Ready a tartan sack for mixing.

Start with spirit of owl.

Blend in greed of leprechaun. Snap your fingers once, then fold in leaf of maple.

Mix in sodium. Cautiously add live locusts. Add darkness. Fold in tungsten. Fold in toadstools.

Following Ej's four precepts, create a cloth manikin of the target. Coat liberally with the compound, then burn. Scatter the ashes.


Astonishing Remedy for Rash of the Cranium

Ingredients

  • 2 lots talon of ghoul
  • 2 measures dew of moly
  • ¼ grain potassium
  • ½ drop humour of basilisk
  • 4 pecks silicon

Directions

Ready a jasper vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Combine dew of moly and humour of basilisk. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Add talon of ghoul, potassium, and silicon. Do not overmix.


Crucial Invocation of Sorrow

Ingredients

  • esteem of pidgeon
  • grey shadow
  • ¾ spoon dew of ent
  • 1 pint cursed sap of athelas
  • 4 kennings boron
  • shadow of jasmine
  • ¼ live mealworm

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of maple.

Start with esteem of pidgeon. Add shadow and mix thoroughly. Mix in dew of ent. Mix in sap of athelas. Add boron. Add shadow of jasmine. Wriggle your toes, then add live mealworm and mix thoroughly.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Jusiyev's Song of Sanctity recommended), then reserve for future use.


Rite of Corruption

Ingredients

  • 5 pinches quartz
  • shadow
  • 5 ounces red potassium
  • 3 spoons alcohol
  • ¾ kenning warm gonad of squirrel
  • 2 live mollusks
  • 1 lot spine of lungfish
  • 2 kasks red choler of otter
  • grin of troll
  • 7 measures grey heart of rat

Directions

On a dry morning, place a silver boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Add quartz to the prepared vessel.

Blend in shadow. Mix in potassium. Add alcohol. Add gonad of squirrel. While chanting, carefully add live mollusks. Add spine of lungfish. Pour in choler of otter. Stir gently.

While hopping on two proboscides, combine with grin of troll. Mix in heart of rat.


Astonishing Malediction of Bruised Bile

Ingredients

  • 1 grain iridium
  • corruption
  • 5 measures flower of tipua
  • essence of moly

Directions

Array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

Start with iridium. Add corruption and mix thoroughly. Mix in flower of tipua. While tapping two feet, carefully add essence of moly.


Convenient Invocation of Pragmatism

Ingredients

  • essence of pine
  • 4 enoki
  • ¾ lot tin
  • 5 thimbles mud
  • prisine whisper of selkie
  • hope
  • 1 grain cobalt
  • hope of baboon
  • superstition
  • 5 spoons hot oil

Directions

Place a zinc boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Add mud and oil, stirring gently.

While waving a pseudopodium slowly over the mixture, add tin and cobalt.

Add essence of pine. Blend in enoki. Combine with whisper of selkie. Cautiously add hope. Cautiously add hope of baboon. Fold in superstition.


Blessing of Gnashing

Ingredients

  • black spark of selkie
  • 7 toadstools
  • 7 drops saliva of echidna

Directions

On a misty evening, place a gold boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

First, add spark of selkie. Snap your fingers once, then combine with toadstools. While humming softly, add saliva of echidna.


Perspicacious Charm for Affliction of the Rib

Ingredients

  • 5 measures bud of inkvine
  • ½ peck young flower of hazel
  • 7 measures brine
  • 8 drams nitrogen
  • scream of gnome
  • 6 pounds char
  • ½ kenning grey root of aspen, ground
  • 5 scruples radius of toad
  • 1 measure aluminum
  • ¼ drop tear of elephant

Directions

Ready a platinum vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Beat together brine, nitrogen, and tear of elephant until frothy. Bring to a boil, stirring vigorously.

Add bud of inkvine, flower of hazel, char, root of aspen, radius of toad, and aluminum.

Carefully add scream of gnome.

Paint face, arms, and chest with the compound. The spell will take hold within seconds.


Curse of Superstition

Ingredients

  • 5 live mites
  • terror of redcap
  • 5 measures chipped arsenic, polished
  • 3 kennings petal of jasmine, salted

Directions

Ready a jasper vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Add live mites to the prepared vessel. Combine with terror of redcap. Fold in arsenic. Add petal of jasmine.


Fulmination of Despair

Ingredients

  • 1 measure water
  • 5 kennings hot heart of okapi, ground
  • blessed virtue of bear
  • 4 pecks flower of hazel

Directions

Ready a brass vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

First, add water. While rubbing one tentacle, fold in heart of okapi. Add virtue of bear and mix thoroughly. Mix in flower of hazel.


Clever Sacrament of Despair

Ingredients

  • 6 chanterelles
  • ¾ quart cerumen of heron
  • ½ live solifuge
  • ¾ lot twig of tipua
  • ½ kenning pure polonium
  • 3 scruples cranium of marsupial
  • essence of athelas
  • 4 drops red lymph of owl

Directions

On a misty evening, place a brass boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Add cerumen of heron and lymph of owl, stirring gently. Bring to a boil, stirring vigorously.

Wriggle your fingers, then stir in twig of tipua, polonium, and cranium of marsupial, individually.

While standing on one hand, fold in chanterelles. Cautiously add live solifuge. Carefully add essence of athelas.


Illetog's Useful Corrective for Peaky Tarsal

Ingredients

  • ¼ lot magnesium
  • 5 pinches tusk of chameleon
  • joy of albatross
  • 2 prisine live centipedes
  • 4 shiitakes
  • ¼ scruple boron

Directions

Ready a steel vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

First, add magnesium. While working your fingers in a counterclockwise spiral, mix in tusk of chameleon. Fold in joy of albatross. While stamping three proboscides, add live centipedes.

While waving a proboscis slowly over the mixture, fold in shiitakes. Mix in boron.


Curse of Gnashing

Ingredients

  • 1 peck scorched tin
  • scent of bamboo
  • ½ scruple pure potassium
  • 4 mantises
  • moongleam
  • ½ ant
  • trouble
  • ¼ scruple gold, cubed
  • 8 grains root of rose
  • ½ lot horn of dog

Directions

Array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

To begin, add tin. Fold in scent of bamboo. While gyrating, mix in potassium.

While dancing on one proboscis, add mantises and mix thoroughly. Combine with moongleam.

Add ant and mix thoroughly. Add trouble. Add gold. Mix in root of rose. Mix in horn of dog.

Paint face, arms, and chest with the compound. The spell will take hold within seconds.


Suppressed Poultice for Infirm Sebum

Ingredients

  • 8 quarts choler of yeti, beaten
  • 6 ounces bark of poplar
  • life
  • ¼ kenning bark of lotus
  • idealism
  • 8 ounces warm chromium
  • 6 chanterelles
  • 4 thimbles serum of parrot, tepid

Directions

Ready a maple vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Add choler of yeti to the prepared vessel. Add bark of poplar.

Fold in life. Fold in bark of lotus. Add idealism and mix thoroughly. Mix in chromium. While moaning gently, blend in chanterelles. Add serum of parrot. Stir gently.


Poultice for Disturbance of the Ulna

Ingredients

  • 6 pinches egg of gharial
  • starlight
  • 5 drams petal of Yggdrasil, ground
  • 7 cockles
  • ½ dram carbon

Directions

Ready a tartan sack for mixing.

Start with egg of gharial. While tapping one tentacle, blend in starlight. Mix in petal of Yggdrasil. Snap your fingers twice, then add cockles and mix thoroughly. While gyrating, fold in carbon.


Fulminating Blight of Disorder of the Tarsal

Ingredients

  • 4 grains patella of selkie, ground
  • esteem of shrew
  • red essence of echidna
  • 5 tumblers tepid brine
  • ¼ pound fruit of Nimloth
  • 4 kennings mandible of chimera

Directions

On a humid afternoon, place a tin boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

First, add patella of selkie. Cautiously add esteem of shrew.

Add essence of echidna and mix thoroughly. Mix in brine. Add fruit of Nimloth. Fold in mandible of chimera.


Inspired Bane of Secret

Ingredients

  • ½ peck pelvis of leviathan, dessicated
  • ¼ mite
  • pure joy of echidna
  • touch of ivy
  • haze
  • essence of willow
  • 6 measures nose of newt
  • 5 drams fruit of Green Man
  • 5 kasks caloric

Directions

With a setting Venus in the sky, place a steel boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Pour caloric into prepared vessel. Bring to a boil, stirring vigorously.

While working your fingers in a counterclockwise spiral, add pelvis of leviathan, nose of newt, and fruit of Green Man.

While dancing on one pseudopodium, add mite. Blend in joy of echidna. Add touch of ivy and mix thoroughly. Add haze and mix thoroughly. Fold in essence of willow.

Ensure that the subject ingests the compound within 5 to 13 hours for maximum effectiveness.


Curse of Wart of the Tibia

Ingredients

  • 3 ounces rot
  • 2 drams gizzard of bat
  • 7 kennings pistil of calluna
  • 7 lots tallow
  • love of lynx
  • 7 minims nitrogen

Directions

With a rising moon in the sky, ready a nickel vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Beat together nitrogen until frothy. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Gesture vaguely to the north, then blend in rot, gizzard of bat, pistil of calluna, and tallow, stirring until fully dissolved.

Raise two tentacles and gesticulate wildly, then carefully add love of lynx.


Senseless Thaumaturgy of Science

Ingredients

  • superstition
  • ½ minim dew of creosote, chilled
  • ½ kask mercury
  • 5 lots tusk of shark, puréed
  • ½ grain bud of ash
  • 4 pounds gold, crushed
  • moongleam
  • ¾ measure branch of hazel
  • shadow of ash

Directions

Facing north, prepare a deep platinum mortar and pestle.

To begin, add superstition. While working your fingers in a counterclockwise spiral, mix in dew of creosote.

While staggering to and fro, mix in mercury. Stir once. Mix in tusk of shark.

While dancing on two arms, mix in bud of ash. Add gold.

While hopping on one foot, carefully add moongleam. Add branch of hazel. While rotating two legs, fold in shadow of ash.

Heat until all of the liquid has boiled away and the black fumes have blotted out the great and minor lights of the sky.


Granular Blessing of Love

Ingredients

  • 5 kennings hair of chimera
  • 8 live mollusks
  • 2 drams seed of pine, chopped
  • 6 drams seed of ash
  • 8 pecks silicon
  • 5 live mites
  • ½ pound tongue of monkey
  • 2 measures aluminum

Directions

Facing north, ready a linen sack for mixing.

First, add hair of chimera.

Cautiously add live mollusks. Mix in seed of pine. Fold in seed of ash. Fold in silicon. Add live mites. Add tongue of monkey. Mix in aluminum.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle.


Bane of Delicate Tooth

Ingredients

  • mind of albatross
  • breath of crocodile
  • ¾ lot viscera of chimera

Directions

After aligning yourself perpendicular to the governing leyline, ready a larch vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

To begin, add mind of albatross. Add breath of crocodile and mix thoroughly. Mix in viscera of chimera.


Convenient Bane of Dexterity

Ingredients

  • essence of dandelion
  • ¼ live dragonfly
  • cool scream of lungfish
  • 5 kennings cesium
  • cold shadow of strangler fig
  • cold trouble
  • 3 lots leaf of vegetable lamb
  • 2 minims fat of squirrel

Directions

Under a crescent moon, ready a vessel composed of a non-ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Add fat of squirrel, stirring gently. Bring to a boil, stirring vigorously.

Beat in cesium and leaf of vegetable lamb until only a few chunks remain.

While gyrating, cautiously add essence of dandelion. Fold in live dragonfly. Carefully add scream of lungfish. Carefully add shadow of strangler fig. Carefully add trouble.

Move one forefinger through the mixture, making the approved sigils and signs, then discard.


Sham's Curse of Infestation of the Gallbladder

Ingredients

  • 7 scruples char
  • scent of vegetable lamb
  • ¾ measure flux
  • shadow
  • 2 termites

Directions

After aligning yourself perpendicular to the minor leyline, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of fir.

Pour flux into prepared vessel.

Stir in char, individually.

Gesture vaguely to the south, then fold in scent of vegetable lamb. Blend in shadow. Add termites and mix thoroughly.


Bleteho's Complex Malediction of Corruption

Ingredients

  • ¾ grain cold sodium
  • ¼ grain sternum of mouse
  • ½ kenning white sternum of possum, pickled
  • ½ cold dragonfly

Directions

After aligning yourself perpendicular to the governing leyline, ready a granite vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

To begin, add sodium. Add sternum of mouse. While chanting, fold in sternum of possum. While mumbling, add dragonfly.

Take a single strand of the target's hair, break it in two, and add it to the concoction, mixing thoroughly.


Sanctioned Conjuring of Spiders

Ingredients

  • shadow
  • black sunlight
  • young laughter
  • ¾ ancient live butterfly
  • grey sanctity

Directions

On a dry afternoon, ready a clay vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

To begin, add shadow. Combine with sunlight. While humming softly, blend in laughter. Carefully add live butterfly. Carefully add sanctity.

The mixture should be shaken, then imbibed while making the appropriate runic gestures with the left hand. 4 to 11 spiders should begin to appear within seconds.


Essential Bane of Cancerous Phlegm

Ingredients

  • 7 pinches violet seed of rosemary
  • shadow
  • 7 pints ancient saliva of monkey
  • 8 black mealworms
  • 5 kennings bark of moly, pulverized
  • ½ grain phosphorus

Directions

Place a brass boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Start with seed of rosemary.

Add shadow.

Add saliva of monkey. Carefully add mealworms.

Mix in bark of moly. Mix in phosphorus.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Jusiyev's Poem of Power recommended), then reserve for future use.


Inspired Charm of Death

Ingredients

  • scent of man
  • 8 grains scorched root of pine
  • sunlight
  • ¾ kask cursed blood of man

Directions

With a setting moon in the sky, ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Add blood of man, stirring gently. Bring to a boil, stirring vigorously.

While rotating two tentacles, stir in root of pine, individually.

While tapping one leg, carefully add scent of man. Add sunlight and mix thoroughly.

Paint face, arms, and chest with the compound. The spell will take hold within seconds.


Curse of Wit

Ingredients

  • 3 measures platinum
  • 7 pure live termites
  • ½ live spider

Directions

Ready a linen sack for mixing.

To begin, add platinum. Carefully add live termites.

While gyrating, cautiously add live spider.

Take a single strand of the target's hair, break it in two, and add it to the concoction, mixing thoroughly.


Quotidian Thaumaturgy of Despair

Ingredients

  • ¼ dram tibia of lungfish
  • 1 dram branch of ash
  • ¼ kenning quartz
  • 7 ounces copper
  • shadow of rafflesia
  • ¾ live locust
  • 7 grains coal
  • 5 scruples bismuth
  • haze

Directions

Ready a platinum vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Add tibia of lungfish to the prepared vessel. Mix in branch of ash. Fold in quartz. Add copper. Snap your fingers thrice, then add shadow of rafflesia. While tapping one pseudopodium, blend in live locust. Add coal. While rubbing two proboscides, add bismuth. Combine with haze.

Move one forefinger through the mixture, making the approved sigils and signs, then discard.


Sham's Sacrament of Wisdom

Ingredients

  • ½ violet live harvestman
  • greed of eel
  • 2 measures red lymph of basilisk
  • 8 kennings calcium
  • shadow
  • 7 cool cockles
  • white touch of treant
  • blessed love of fowl
  • virtue of okapi
  • ½ lot tarsal of kelpie

Directions

Under a waning moon, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of cedar and fir.

Combine lymph of basilisk. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Stir in calcium and tarsal of kelpie, individually.

Cautiously add live harvestman. Carefully add greed of eel. Fold in shadow. Blend in cockles. Add touch of treant. Fold in love of fowl. Fold in virtue of okapi.


Marvelous Blight of Putrid Gizzard

Ingredients

  • cold life
  • ½ measure warm ulna of ungulate
  • 6 pinches root of lotus
  • 6 live fleas

Directions

After aligning yourself parallel to the major leyline, array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

Start with life. Fold in ulna of ungulate. Add root of lotus.

Cautiously add live fleas.


Complex Cure for Wart of the Liver

Ingredients

  • 7 pecks flower of quaking
  • 3 measures gold
  • 2 pecks wax, crushed
  • 8 scruples warm gallbladder of gibbon

Directions

After aligning yourself parallel to the governing leyline, array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

First, add flower of quaking. Fold in gold. Mix in wax. Mix in gallbladder of gibbon.

Apply directly to the forehead.


Sham's Efficacious Assembly of Poplars

Ingredients

  • 2 worms
  • 4 ounces mandible of man, dessicated
  • 8 cool mantises
  • 1 dram prisine æther
  • ¼ ounce coal

Directions

After aligning yourself parallel to the governing leyline, place a nickel boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Add worms to the prepared vessel. Mix in mandible of man. Cautiously add mantises. Add æther. Fold in coal.

Take a pinch between thumb and forefinger and inhale deeply. 2 to 5 poplars should begin to appear within seconds.


Kaptethuy's Contrived Spell of Intelligence

Ingredients

  • 4 ounces cool thyroid of okapi
  • 7 drams tallow
  • 3 measures branch of poplar
  • virtue of bat
  • ½ dram quartz
  • memory of oak
  • ½ white worm
  • 7 lots lead
  • ¾ peck bark of ash

Directions

Under the sign of Libra, array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

First, add thyroid of okapi. Fold in tallow. Mix in branch of poplar. Carefully add virtue of bat. Fold in quartz.

While staggering to and fro, fold in memory of oak. While waving a hand slowly over the mixture, cautiously add worm.

Mix in lead. While flexing two legs, mix in bark of ash.


Suitible Enchantment of Terror

Ingredients

  • 1 pinch gravel
  • 7 grains cold bark of Nimloth
  • 5 drams gallium

Directions

After aligning yourself perpendicular to the governing leyline, ready a hornfels vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Add gravel to the prepared vessel. Fold in bark of Nimloth. Fold in gallium.


Useful Bane of Rash of the Radius

Ingredients

  • 1 kenning stamen of ent
  • 2 scruples flower of inkvine, ground
  • 2 lots tantalum
  • 5 pinches pure petal of maple
  • 4 pecks polonium, washed
  • ½ minim sap of treant

Directions

After aligning yourself parallel to the major leyline, ready an onyx vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

To begin, add stamen of ent. Mix in flower of inkvine. Add tantalum.

While staggering to and fro, add petal of maple. Fold in polonium. Pour in sap of treant. Stir once.

Ensure that the subject ingests the compound within 4 to 9 hours for maximum effectiveness.


Bleteho's Convocation of Raskovniks

Ingredients

  • ½ pound petal of tipua, washed
  • grim sorrow of loach
  • 6 lots brass
  • 6 drams bismuth, pickled
  • 8 kennings chipped calcium
  • ¼ peck wax
  • 1 grain bud of mandrake, ground
  • ¾ lot cracked root of hibiscus
  • 3 quarts cerumen of lungfish
  • 7 live fleas

Directions

Prepare a broad wooden mortar and pestle (cedar preferred, though yew will do).

Add petal of tipua to the prepared vessel. Carefully add sorrow of loach. Mix in brass. Fold in bismuth. While waving a hand slowly over the mixture, add calcium. Mix in wax. Mix in bud of mandrake.

Add root of hibiscus. Add cerumen of lungfish. Stir once. Add live fleas.


Convenient Lure of Creepers

Ingredients

  • 1 grain cold gallium, polished
  • 6 minims fat of tanuki
  • 2 lots flower of titan arum

Directions

Prepare a narrow yew mortar and pestle.

To begin, add gallium. Mix in fat of tanuki. Fold in flower of titan arum.

Take a pinch between thumb and forefinger and inhale deeply. 5 to 12 creepers should begin to appear within minutes.


Congregation of Callunas

Ingredients

  • ½ kenning cursed fruit of chicory
  • 8 pints cursed blood of rhipidistian
  • love

Directions

Under the sign of Capricorn, place a gold boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Pour blood of rhipidistian into prepared vessel. Bring to a boil, stirring once.

Gesture vaguely to the west, then stir in fruit of chicory, individually.

Add love.


Thaumaturgy of Screaming

Ingredients

  • 7 pecks plutonium, braised
  • essence of lily
  • 6 termites
  • 1 tumbler choler of leprechaun
  • young essence of kudzu

Directions

With a rising Mars in the sky, ready an iron vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Add plutonium to the prepared vessel.

While rubbing one leg, carefully add essence of lily.

While moaning gently, add termites and mix thoroughly. Add choler of leprechaun. Stir vigorously. Add essence of kudzu.

Paint face, arms, and chest with the compound. The spell will take hold within seconds.


Denunciation of Wishes

Ingredients

  • despair
  • 6 pints violet xylem of elm
  • 3 lots flower of hazel
  • moongleam
  • 8 pints cursed oil
  • secret
  • 2 drams cursed bark of hoya
  • 1 ounce frost, chopped

Directions

Under a waning moon, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of hickory and ash.

Add despair to the prepared vessel.

Add xylem of elm. Stir gently. While hopping on two legs, mix in flower of hazel. Fold in moongleam. Mix in oil. While waving a leg slowly over the mixture, carefully add secret. Mix in bark of hoya. While standing on two pseudopodia, fold in frost.


Minor Beckoning of Trolls

Ingredients

  • 8 young dragonflies
  • shadow of rafflesia
  • 5 pecks twig of cinnamon
  • 7 drops sap of quaking, beaten
  • 6 enoki
  • 5 quarts alcohol

Directions

With a rising sun in the sky, prepare a narrow jasper mortar and pestle.

Pour sap of quaking and alcohol into prepared vessel. Bring to a boil, stirring continuously.

Wriggle your toes, then add twig of cinnamon.

Add dragonflies. Add shadow of rafflesia. Blend in enoki.


Kaptethuy's Essential Beckoning of Creosotes

Ingredients

  • 2 ounces eye of troll
  • 8 drams magnesium
  • 6 spoons dew of umdhlebi

Directions

On a dry afternoon, prepare a narrow birch mortar and pestle.

First, add eye of troll.

Add magnesium. Pour in dew of umdhlebi. Stir gently.

Speak the seven forbidden words, then submerge one arm in the compound up to the elbow and withdraw. 5 to 13 creosotes should begin to appear within seconds.


Drofablo's Spell of Strength

Ingredients

  • ¾ ounce heel of leviathan
  • cold superstition
  • 7 ounces mildew, cubed
  • 4 grains iridium
  • ¾ live mite
  • wish of okapi

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a non-ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Add heel of leviathan to the prepared vessel.

Combine with superstition. Fold in mildew. Mix in iridium.

Carefully add live mite. Add wish of okapi.

Hum softly as you scatter the contents.


Grand Corrective for Infection of the Hair

Ingredients

  • ¼ grain gonad of leviathan, pickled
  • prisine life
  • ½ lot tongue of okapi

Directions

Under a full moon, ready a slik sack for mixing.

Start with gonad of leviathan.

While chanting, combine with life. Fold in tongue of okapi.


Perspicacious Summoning of Trolls

Ingredients

  • ½ drop æther
  • 1 ounce gravel
  • starlight
  • 6 quarts xylem of raskovnik
  • ¼ quart phlegm of salamander
  • 6 pounds leaf of moly
  • laughter of basilisk
  • ½ kask helium, tepid
  • ½ measure silver

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of rowan.

Combine æther, xylem of raskovnik, phlegm of salamander, and helium. Bring to a boil, stirring intermittently.

Gesture vaguely to the east, then stir in gravel, leaf of moly, and silver, individually.

While waving a foot slowly over the mixture, add starlight and mix thoroughly. Combine with laughter of basilisk.

Heat until all of the liquid has boiled away and the black fumes have blotted out the great and minor lights of the sky. 3 to 7 trolls should begin to appear within minutes.


Spell of Esteem

Ingredients

  • 3 ounces gonad of crocodile
  • ½ pinch calcium, braised
  • 8 pinches scale of mosasaur
  • ¼ peck black scapula of gnome, cubed
  • 3 chanterelles
  • 5 pecks fruit of willow

Directions

On a misty night, ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

To begin, add gonad of crocodile. Add calcium. Mix in scale of mosasaur. Fold in scapula of gnome. Add chanterelles and mix thoroughly. Fold in fruit of willow.


Drofablo's Practical Bane of Affliction of the Spine

Ingredients

  • ¾ peck phalanx of bat
  • 1 dram tongue of tarsir
  • 6 drams flux
  • scorn of marsupial
  • fear
  • 4 pinches hot branch of lily, chopped
  • virtue of leviathan
  • 7 thimbles humour of owl
  • 7 ounces cobalt

Directions

Under the sign of Pisces, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of cherry and oak.

First, add phalanx of bat. Add tongue of tarsir. Pour in flux. Stir once. Add scorn of marsupial and mix thoroughly. While gyrating, blend in fear. While standing on one hand, add branch of lily. Add virtue of leviathan and mix thoroughly. Pour in humour of owl. While staggering to and fro, mix in cobalt.


Fulminating Poultice for Infirmity of the Humour

Ingredients

  • red touch of rosemary
  • ½ quart xylem of ent
  • ¾ mantis
  • 7 lots root of sage
  • 2 grains iron

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a non-ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Add touch of rosemary to the prepared vessel. Mix in xylem of ent. Carefully add mantis. Add root of sage. Add iron.


Curse of Suspicion

Ingredients

  • secret
  • ¾ lot leaf of loosestrife
  • ½ dram lead
  • suspicion of gharial
  • blessed spirit of squirrel
  • blessed joy
  • conscience of squirrel
  • 3 drams fruit of hazel

Directions

Ready a cherry vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

First, add secret.

Fold in leaf of loosestrife. Fold in lead. Blend in suspicion of gharial. Blend in spirit of squirrel. While mumbling, fold in joy. Combine with conscience of squirrel.

Mix in fruit of hazel.

Paint face, arms, and chest with the compound. The spell will take hold within seconds.


Practical Blight of Infirm Bile

Ingredients

  • ½ live moth
  • 5 kennings tarsal of caiman
  • ¾ peck branch of strangler fig
  • ¼ pint water
  • 2 kasks flux

Directions

Place a silver boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

First, add live moth. Add tarsal of caiman. Fold in branch of strangler fig. Raise three hands and gesticulate wildly, then mix in water.

Mix in flux.

Take a pinch between thumb and forefinger and inhale deeply.


Contrived Malediction of Unfortunate Tongue

Ingredients

  • 7 white chanterelles
  • 3 kennings wax, cubed
  • ¾ dram blessed pistil of poplar
  • essence of shark
  • memory of bamboo
  • 6 violet live millipedes
  • ¼ measure saliva of possum
  • virtue of newt
  • 1 peck wax

Directions

With a rising Mercury in the sky, prepare a shallow yew mortar and pestle.

Pour saliva of possum into prepared vessel. Bring to a boil, stirring vigorously.

Blend in wax, pistil of poplar, and wax, stirring until fully dissolved.

While mumbling, fold in chanterelles. Cautiously add essence of shark. Cautiously add memory of bamboo. Cautiously add live millipedes. Combine with virtue of newt.


Jinx of Lazy Phlegm

Ingredients

  • ½ pound branch of strangler fig
  • superstition
  • 8 drams seed of titan arum

Directions

Array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

Add branch of strangler fig to the prepared vessel. While waving a foot slowly over the mixture, combine with superstition. Fold in seed of titan arum.


Sacrament of Gnashing

Ingredients

  • life
  • cool science
  • ¼ pinch grey heart of albatross, pulverized
  • 1 kenning gizzard of kelpie, braised
  • 2 lots cockles of squirrel
  • ¼ lot mildew
  • ½ dram blessed eye of gnome
  • 4 lots white tungsten

Directions

Facing north, prepare a shallow wooden mortar and pestle (cherry preferred, though birch will do).

To begin, add life. Combine with science.

Mix in heart of albatross. Gesture vaguely to the east, then add gizzard of kelpie. Mix in cockles of squirrel. Fold in mildew. Mix in eye of gnome.

Fold in tungsten.

Take a pinch between thumb and forefinger and inhale deeply.


Blight of Delicate Tooth

Ingredients

  • 7 tumblers xylem of cinnamon
  • ¼ dram char
  • 7 measures quartz
  • ¾ lot aluminum
  • ¾ dram fat of lemur, dehydrated
  • scent of willow
  • joy of marsupial

Directions

After aligning yourself perpendicular to the minor leyline, place a silver boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

To begin, add xylem of cinnamon.

Mix in char. Add quartz. Fold in aluminum. Pour in fat of lemur. Add scent of willow. Add joy of marsupial.

Heat until all of the liquid has boiled away and the black fumes have blotted out the great and minor lights of the sky.


Cursed Bane of Disease of the Phlegm

Ingredients

  • 2 scruples gravel, polished
  • 2 spiders
  • 3 fleas

Directions

Prepare a broad cedar mortar and pestle.

Add gravel to the prepared vessel. Blend in spiders. Add fleas and mix thoroughly.


Major Assembly of Dogs

Ingredients

  • 8 pounds bud of bamboo
  • 7 mites
  • 8 lots tusk of owl
  • despair
  • 4 pounds red patella of rat
  • 6 scruples warm stem of raskovnik, puréed

Directions

Ready a schist vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Start with bud of bamboo. While working your fingers in a clockwise spiral, cautiously add mites. While staggering to and fro, mix in tusk of owl. Raise three legs and gesticulate wildly, then add despair. Add patella of rat. Add stem of raskovnik.

Paint face, arms, and chest with the compound. The spell will take hold within seconds. 4 to 9 dogs should begin to appear within minutes.


Blasphemous Fulmination of Life

Ingredients

  • 3 harvestmen
  • grim esteem of anteater
  • 8 kennings fruit of Yggdrasil, dessicated
  • ¼ kenning seed of lotus
  • essence of dandelion
  • ½ ounce cold water
  • ½ lot leaf of bottlebrush
  • pure laughter

Directions

Place a zinc boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Beat together water until frothy.

Beat in fruit of Yggdrasil, seed of lotus, and leaf of bottlebrush until only a few chunks remain.

Cautiously add harvestmen. Fold in esteem of anteater. Add essence of dandelion and mix thoroughly. Carefully add laughter.

Sprinkle a loose handful of the compound over the subject's None, mouthing the standard invocations.


Blasphemous Jinx of Sickly Scale

Ingredients

  • 3 scruples viscera of gibbon
  • 5 grains gonad of shark
  • pure scream of hyrax
  • 6 lots ancient petal of chicory
  • 6 pecks grey flower of elm
  • ¾ dram flower of poplar
  • 7 measures brass
  • 1 scruple humour of pangolin
  • 7 scruples arsenic, dessicated

Directions

Facing south, place a lead boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

First, add viscera of gibbon. Mix in gonad of shark. Blend in scream of hyrax. Fold in petal of chicory. Mix in flower of elm.

Add flower of poplar.

While rubbing three pseudopodia, mix in brass.

While chanting, pour in humour of pangolin. Add arsenic.

Following Ej's four precepts, create a cloth manikin of the target. Coat liberally with the compound, then burn. Scatter the ashes.


Perplexing Invocation of Screaming

Ingredients

  • corruption
  • ½ grain humerus of albatross
  • 6 ounces heart of parrot
  • touch of triffid
  • 8 ounces cloudy blood of sloth
  • touch of ent
  • 3 tumblers phloem of ent
  • ½ peck seed of jasmine
  • fear

Directions

Ready a quartz vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Add blood of sloth and phloem of ent, stirring gently. Bring to a boil, stirring continuously.

Gesture vaguely to the south, then stir in humerus of albatross, heart of parrot, and seed of jasmine, individually.

Snap your fingers thrice, then blend in corruption. Add touch of triffid and mix thoroughly. Cautiously add touch of ent. Blend in fear.


Major Jinx of Luck

Ingredients

  • 8 live moths
  • sanctity
  • ½ scruple nose of owl

Directions

Prepare a broad wooden mortar and pestle (cherry preferred, though hickory will do).

First, add live moths.

Add sanctity and mix thoroughly. Mix in nose of owl.


Bleteho's Jinx of Illness of the Ulna

Ingredients

  • 7 spoons cursed oil
  • ¼ dram stem of ivy
  • ¾ tumbler oil, stirred
  • ¼ pleurotus
  • 6 drams xylem of fern
  • 6 drams wax
  • ¾ ounce red stem of dandelion
  • ¾ tumbler saliva of elephant
  • 3 thimbles serum of troll

Directions

Ready a basalt vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Add oil to the prepared vessel. Raise two feet and gesticulate wildly, then fold in stem of ivy. Pour in oil. Stir vigorously. Combine with pleurotus. While humming softly, add xylem of fern. Fold in wax. While dancing on three arms, add stem of dandelion.

Mix in saliva of elephant.

While moaning gently, mix in serum of troll.


Plague of Debilitated Carpal

Ingredients

  • shadow
  • ¼ kenning bud of quaking
  • whisper of lynx
  • 1 butterfly
  • 8 ounces mercury

Directions

Under the sign of Sagittarius, place a brass boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

First, add shadow.

Fold in bud of quaking. Combine with whisper of lynx.

Add butterfly. Mix in mercury.


Enchantment of Pragmatism

Ingredients

  • 8 kennings talon of crocodile
  • 3 violet live locusts
  • ¼ scruple quartz
  • white joy of gnome
  • 2 butterflies
  • spirit of albatross
  • 3 measures tepid cerumen of lynx

Directions

After aligning yourself perpendicular to the major leyline, prepare a broad wooden mortar and pestle (hemlock preferred, though pine will do).

Pour cerumen of lynx into prepared vessel.

While mumbling, stir in talon of crocodile and quartz, individually.

Add live locusts and mix thoroughly. Fold in joy of gnome. Add butterflies. Add spirit of albatross.


Illetog's Blight of Infection of the Lymph

Ingredients

  • memory of Yggdrasil
  • ½ pound gold
  • laughter
  • ½ peck coal
  • ¼ measure flower of dandelion
  • 2 live worms
  • consciousness of okapi
  • memory of oak
  • laughter
  • 8 live mealworms

Directions

On a cloudy evening, prepare a shallow steel mortar and pestle.

First, add memory of Yggdrasil.

Add gold. Blend in laughter.

While stamping one pseudopodium, add coal. Fold in flower of dandelion. Add live worms. Combine with consciousness of okapi. Cautiously add memory of oak. Add laughter.

Add live mealworms and mix thoroughly.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle.


Elixir for Wart of the Humerus

Ingredients

  • ½ pinch hair of lynx
  • 8 live yellowjackets
  • 3 lots flower of maple
  • 5 thimbles mercury
  • 3 drams quartz, braised
  • 3 thimbles sap of vegetable lamb

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of spruce and yew.

Add hair of lynx to the prepared vessel. Cautiously add live yellowjackets. Fold in flower of maple. Pour in mercury. Stir vigorously. Fold in quartz. Mix in sap of vegetable lamb.


Charm for Diseased Ulna

Ingredients

  • life
  • 3 pounds tallow
  • laughter
  • 5 pounds gold
  • ¾ quart fat of salamander, beaten
  • 7 violet yellowjackets
  • 6 dragonflies
  • 6 pounds bark of creeper
  • 8 cockles
  • scent of bovine

Directions

Under a gibbous moon, place an iron boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Start with life.

Add tallow. Carefully add laughter. Add gold. Add fat of salamander. Stir gently. Cautiously add yellowjackets. Cautiously add dragonflies. Add bark of creeper. Carefully add cockles. Fold in scent of bovine.


Inspired Antidote for Infection of the Cockles

Ingredients

  • 6 pecks red pistil of Yggdrasil
  • 2 pints dew of pine, diluted
  • ¼ grain aluminum, cured
  • 8 drams blessed dew of aspen

Directions

On a rainy morning, place a zinc boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Add dew of pine and dew of aspen, stirring gently. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

While gyrating, add pistil of Yggdrasil and aluminum. Do not overmix.

Paint face, arms, and chest with the compound. The spell will take hold within seconds.


Cure for Ache of the Serum

Ingredients

  • 2 ounces arsenic
  • ¼ mollusk
  • wink of eel
  • 2 pecks stamen of daisy

Directions

On a misty evening, ready a brocaded sack for mixing.

Add arsenic to the prepared vessel. Blend in mollusk. Gesture vaguely to the east, then add wink of eel. Mix in stamen of daisy.

Heat until all of the liquid has boiled away and the black fumes have blotted out the great and minor lights of the sky.


Drofablo's Beckoning of Rosemaries

Ingredients

  • black suspicion of eel
  • 2 kennings furrowed tin
  • 2 ounces alcohol
  • ¼ pound stem of aspen
  • 3 grains grim pelvis of leprechaun
  • 4 pinches chromium
  • 1 scruple scored chromium, dessicated
  • memory of raskovnik

Directions

Prepare a narrow zinc mortar and pestle.

Add suspicion of eel to the prepared vessel. While flexing three feet, add tin. Add alcohol. Stir once.

While standing on three feet, fold in stem of aspen. Mix in pelvis of leprechaun. Mix in chromium. Mix in chromium. Fold in memory of raskovnik.


Inspired Malediction of Malingering Viscera

Ingredients

  • ¼ grain ancient plutonium, braised
  • spark of hedgehog
  • ¾ dram brine
  • consciousness of okapi

Directions

Facing north, place a tin boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Add plutonium to the prepared vessel. Blend in spark of hedgehog. While leaping, mix in brine. Add consciousness of okapi.


Poultice for Disease of the Tarsal

Ingredients

  • essence of aspen
  • ¾ kask cerumen of tanuki
  • 5 grains eye of leprechaun
  • 3 thimbles dew of fern, beaten
  • 8 pinches bud of quaking, crushed
  • ¾ peck hot branch of Nimloth, washed
  • life
  • ¾ mite

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of pine.

First, add essence of aspen. While standing on two arms, add cerumen of tanuki. Stir once. Fold in eye of leprechaun. Add dew of fern. Mix in bud of quaking. While working your fingers in a counterclockwise spiral, mix in branch of Nimloth.

Add life and mix thoroughly. Add mite.

Bring to a rolling boil and have the subject inhale the vapours for 4 to 10 hours, or until the illness passes.


Bane of Ache of the Heart

Ingredients

  • 7 scruples stem of pine
  • 3 ounces stamen of triffid, braised
  • 3 lots warm hair of squirrel
  • 8 grains blessed twig of poplar, braised
  • 5 grains stamen of rosemary
  • ¾ kenning ancient hair of leprechaun, pulverized
  • 1 ounce tin
  • 5 pinches twig of sage
  • 1 ounce grey gizzard of redcap

Directions

Prepare a broad acacia mortar and pestle.

Start with stem of pine. Mix in stamen of triffid. While gyrating, mix in hair of squirrel. Fold in twig of poplar. Fold in stamen of rosemary. Add hair of leprechaun. Fold in tin.

Fold in twig of sage. Fold in gizzard of redcap.


Blasphemous Summoning of Yggdrasils

Ingredients

  • 2 measures hot milk of albatross, beaten
  • moongleam
  • 7 scruples flux
  • 3 kennings rot, pulverized
  • 4 ounces potassium
  • ¼ kenning coal
  • 8 pecks coal

Directions

Prepare a narrow gold mortar and pestle.

Beat together milk of albatross and flux until frothy.

Add rot, potassium, coal, and coal.

Cautiously add moongleam.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle. 1 to 4 Yggdrasils should begin to appear within minutes.


Jinx of Diseased Fibula

Ingredients

  • 4 tumblers alcohol
  • ¾ ounce grim stamen of rosemary
  • ½ mite
  • 1 scruple frost, puréed
  • shadow of creosote
  • ¾ kenning gravel

Directions

Place a steel boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

To begin, add alcohol. While rotating one arm, mix in stamen of rosemary.

Carefully add mite. Fold in frost. While mumbling, cautiously add shadow of creosote.

While stamping two tentacles, add gravel.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Jusiyev's Poem of Power recommended), then reserve for future use.


Corrective for Infected Rib

Ingredients

  • 3 pints phloem of fern, diluted
  • 3 pecks lead
  • 3 drams silicon
  • sorrow of wyrm
  • 7 ounces fat of redcap
  • moongleam

Directions

Under a waxing moon, place a tin boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Combine phloem of fern and fat of redcap.

Wriggle your fingers, then stir in lead and silicon, individually.

While moaning gently, add sorrow of wyrm. Blend in moongleam.

Move one forefinger through the mixture, making the approved sigils and signs, then discard.


Bane of Hope

Ingredients

  • 1 dram viscera of otter
  • ¼ measure pistil of maple, puréed
  • 1 black solifuge
  • ¾ live dragonfly
  • 6 pecks bud of jasmine
  • 3 pints cool phloem of chicory

Directions

Place a lead boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Combine phloem of chicory. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Add viscera of otter, pistil of maple, and bud of jasmine.

Cautiously add solifuge. Cautiously add live dragonfly.

Take a fistful and scatter it to the wind.


Surprising Rite of Wit

Ingredients

  • 8 pounds gallbladder of redcap
  • 7 drams phlegm of parrot
  • ¼ peck ancient gravel, dessicated
  • spirit of shad

Directions

Ready a platinum vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Add gallbladder of redcap to the prepared vessel. While working your fingers in a clockwise spiral, mix in phlegm of parrot.

Fold in gravel. Add spirit of shad.


Beckoning of Maples

Ingredients

  • red fear
  • ¾ dram young heart of chimera
  • 3 drams xylem of ent

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Combine xylem of ent. Bring to a boil, stirring intermittently.

Beat in heart of chimera until only a few chunks remain.

Cautiously add fear.


Illetog's Devilish Rite of Mist

Ingredients

  • 5 pecks cursed stamen of hibiscus
  • 7 live fleas
  • grim shadow of lynx
  • 2 thimbles humour of tarsir, shaken
  • 6 worms
  • touch of pine
  • 8 pecks rot
  • darkness

Directions

Prepare a narrow schist mortar and pestle.

First, add stamen of hibiscus. Cautiously add live fleas. Cautiously add shadow of lynx. Add humour of tarsir. Stir vigorously.

Carefully add worms. Blend in touch of pine. Fold in rot. Add darkness and mix thoroughly.


Enchantment of Esteem

Ingredients

  • shadow of kelpie
  • laughter
  • 5 quarts phlegm of rhinoceros, dehydrated
  • 1 measure ancient iridium
  • 3 pecks tin
  • 2 ounces copper, polished
  • 4 lots sternum of shad

Directions

Ready a lead vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Pour phlegm of rhinoceros into prepared vessel. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Beat in iridium, tin, copper, and sternum of shad until only a few chunks remain.

While hopping on three legs, combine with shadow of kelpie. Cautiously add laughter.


Perplexing Antidote for Infirmity of the Tarsal

Ingredients

  • 6 pecks violet polonium
  • 8 thimbles fat of otter
  • chilled mind of ungulate
  • 1 pinch silicon
  • ¼ kask water, stirred
  • shadow

Directions

Prepare a deep cherry mortar and pestle.

Beat together fat of otter and water until frothy.

While flexing one pseudopodium, add polonium and silicon.

While waving a tentacle slowly over the mixture, combine with mind of ungulate. Add shadow.


Thaumaturgy of Sanctity

Ingredients

  • 4 harvestmen
  • ¼ kenning cool platinum
  • essence of jasper
  • 3 pints grim neon, shaken
  • 1 spoon humour of leprechaun
  • ¼ lot tooth of bat
  • 8 pounds twig of fern
  • 5 chanterelles
  • 5 pinches bud of raskovnik
  • joy

Directions

On a rainy day, ready a rowan vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Add neon and humour of leprechaun, stirring gently. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Add platinum, tooth of bat, twig of fern, and bud of raskovnik.

Gesture vaguely to the west, then cautiously add harvestmen. Carefully add essence of jasper. Blend in chanterelles. Add joy.


Invocation of Terror

Ingredients

  • 4 cursed live moths
  • shadow
  • pure despair
  • 6 grey mealworms

Directions

Prepare a broad ash mortar and pestle.

First, add live moths. Fold in shadow.

While hopping on two pseudopodia, fold in despair.

Add mealworms.


Forbidden Conjuring of Baboons

Ingredients

  • 5 pints helium
  • 6 scruples heart of unicorn, pulverized
  • wish of redcap
  • ½ flea
  • starlight
  • trouble
  • 1 lot lead
  • cool grin of yeti
  • 4 pints phlegm of loach

Directions

Prepare a shallow brass mortar and pestle.

To begin, add helium. Add heart of unicorn. Cautiously add wish of redcap. Blend in flea. Carefully add starlight. Cautiously add trouble.

While moaning gently, add lead. Cautiously add grin of yeti.

Gesture vaguely to the north, then mix in phlegm of loach. Stir once.


Summoning of Newts

Ingredients

  • 1 pint oil
  • ½ warm scorpion
  • 4 pinches white tongue of owl
  • 8 drams tallow
  • 3 grains phosphorus
  • ½ pinch cold silver
  • ½ kenning bud of creosote, ground
  • 6 pecks cracked potassium, washed
  • 1 grain copper
  • ¼ dram magnesium

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a non-ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Start with oil. While tapping one hand, combine with scorpion. Add tongue of owl. Mix in tallow.

Mix in phosphorus. Add silver. Add bud of creosote.

Mix in potassium. Mix in copper. Mix in magnesium.

Speak the seven forbidden words, then submerge one arm in the compound up to the elbow and withdraw. 3 to 9 newts should begin to appear within minutes.


Blight of Wart of the Cerumen

Ingredients

  • ¾ kenning flower of pine
  • 3 pounds copper, cubed
  • ¼ grain stem of Yggdrasil
  • 7 quarts milk of serpent
  • 5 grains calcium

Directions

Prepare a shallow yew mortar and pestle.

Combine milk of serpent. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Snap your fingers once, then blend in flower of pine, copper, stem of Yggdrasil, and calcium, stirring until fully dissolved.


Major Enchantment of Joy

Ingredients

  • 5 pecks blessed egg of lynx
  • 7 grains tail of monotreme, ground
  • touch of oak
  • essence of ash
  • 6 ounces brine, dehydrated
  • shadow of chimera
  • 2 scruples dew of jasmine

Directions

After aligning yourself parallel to the minor leyline, ready a nickel vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Start with egg of lynx. Fold in tail of monotreme. Gesture vaguely to the east, then combine with touch of oak. Fold in essence of ash. Mix in brine. Stir vigorously. While flexing two proboscides, add shadow of chimera. Mix in dew of jasmine. Stir once.

Ensure that the subject ingests the compound within 5 to 13 hours for maximum effectiveness.


Suitible Spell of Science

Ingredients

  • hot scorn of leprechaun
  • ½ pint alcohol, beaten
  • joy of alligator
  • 7 pints violet sap of treant, chilled
  • 3 ounces white petal of treant
  • 1 peck gonad of monkey, puréed

Directions

Ready a brass vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Beat together alcohol and sap of treant until frothy. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

While chanting, stir in petal of treant and gonad of monkey, individually.

Add scorn of leprechaun. Add joy of alligator and mix thoroughly.

The mixture should be shaken, then imbibed while making the appropriate runic gestures with the left hand.


Drofablo's Imprecation of Wisdom

Ingredients

  • 7 pints nitrogen
  • black starlight
  • 7 toadstools
  • touch of triffid
  • secret
  • ½ cool live snail
  • 1 kenning hair of pangolin
  • 6 chilled live mollusks
  • 7 ounces branch of Nimloth

Directions

Place a lead boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Add nitrogen, stirring gently. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

While rubbing three arms, blend in hair of pangolin and branch of Nimloth, stirring until fully dissolved.

While working your fingers in a counterclockwise spiral, blend in starlight. Carefully add toadstools. Carefully add touch of triffid. Cautiously add secret. Fold in live snail. Carefully add live mollusks.


Practical Blasphemy of Intelligence

Ingredients

  • 4 pounds antimony
  • 6 pinches bark of Yggdrasil
  • ¼ lot fruit of elm
  • 6 kasks cloudy phloem of pine
  • 5 live centipedes
  • ¾ red toadstool
  • 7 minims saliva of yeti

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of maple.

First, add antimony. Fold in bark of Yggdrasil.

While dancing on three tentacles, add fruit of elm. While waving a tentacle slowly over the mixture, add phloem of pine. Stir gently. Snap your fingers thrice, then add live centipedes and mix thoroughly. Wriggle your fingers, then combine with toadstool. Mix in saliva of yeti. Stir gently.


Bane of Sickly Spleen

Ingredients

  • 4 drams tungsten
  • 2 kennings seed of bamboo, cured
  • black darkness
  • ¼ kask alcohol, shaken
  • essence of marsupial
  • grin of ghoul
  • love of rat

Directions

Ready an iron vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Start with tungsten. Fold in seed of bamboo. Snap your fingers twice, then combine with darkness.

Add alcohol. While chanting, carefully add essence of marsupial. Carefully add grin of ghoul. Add love of rat and mix thoroughly.

Ensure that the subject ingests the compound within 2 to 5 hours for maximum effectiveness.


Suppressed Invitation of Eels

Ingredients

  • 6 ounces alcohol
  • ½ scruple blood of basilisk
  • 8 moths
  • ¼ thimble brine
  • 2 drams pelvis of shrew, washed
  • ¾ ounce silver
  • ¾ pint blood of pangolin

Directions

Ready an oak vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

To begin, add alcohol. Pour in blood of basilisk. Carefully add moths. Pour in brine. While standing on one foot, mix in pelvis of shrew. Mix in silver. Raise three proboscides and gesticulate wildly, then pour in blood of pangolin. Stir vigorously.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Jusiyev's Poem of Power recommended), then reserve for future use. 1 to 3 eels should begin to appear within seconds.


Devilish Fulmination of Joy

Ingredients

  • 5 white millipedes
  • 8 quarts caloric
  • 8 measures prisine water
  • 1 dram black rot
  • 3 pecks twig of vegetable lamb, cubed
  • 5 pounds tail of caiman

Directions

With a rising Venus in the sky, prepare a shallow pine mortar and pestle.

Start with millipedes.

Add caloric. Stir once. While rubbing three feet, mix in water. Stir vigorously. While stamping two pseudopodia, mix in rot. Add twig of vegetable lamb. Add tail of caiman.

Hum softly as you scatter the contents.


Suitible Song of Butterflies

Ingredients

  • science
  • ¾ ounce cobalt, pulverized
  • 3 measures potassium
  • 6 pecks ancient viscera of gnome
  • ½ pound tusk of alligator, salted
  • ¾ pound scale of kelpie
  • 5 ounces horn of otter
  • spirit of fox
  • ¾ pound bark of sage
  • 2 drams violet chromium

Directions

On a misty night, prepare a shallow steel mortar and pestle.

To begin, add science.

Fold in cobalt. Mix in potassium. While working your fingers in a counterclockwise spiral, mix in viscera of gnome. While standing on one pseudopodium, add tusk of alligator. Add scale of kelpie. Mix in horn of otter. Blend in spirit of fox.

While working your fingers in a counterclockwise spiral, fold in bark of sage.

Add chromium.


Praiseworthy Sacrament of Strength

Ingredients

  • sorrow
  • 8 pinches twig of daisy
  • 2 grim chanterelles
  • ¾ drop tepid fat of rhinoceros
  • fear
  • warm hope
  • 2 pints pure flux
  • 2 drams leaf of Nimloth

Directions

Ready a zinc vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Beat together fat of rhinoceros and flux until frothy. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

While tapping three legs, add twig of daisy and leaf of Nimloth. Do not overmix.

Carefully add sorrow. Carefully add chanterelles. Add fear. Combine with hope.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Jusiyev's Poem of Power recommended), then reserve for future use.


Thaumaturgy of Starlight

Ingredients

  • pragmatism
  • grim sanctity
  • 5 cold toadstools
  • 6 butterflies
  • ½ grain eye of hedgehog
  • 3 scruples young wax, washed

Directions

Under the sign of Capricorn, ready a zinc vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Add pragmatism to the prepared vessel.

Combine with sanctity. Add toadstools and mix thoroughly. Blend in butterflies. Mix in eye of hedgehog. Mix in wax.


Beckoning of Dragonflies

Ingredients

  • science
  • ½ lot stamen of rosemary
  • ½ kenning flower of dandelion, washed

Directions

Under a waning moon, ready a canvas sack for mixing.

Add science to the prepared vessel. Mix in stamen of rosemary. Fold in flower of dandelion.


Bleteho's Invocation of Shadow

Ingredients

  • virtue of squirrel
  • 8 ounces eye of shad
  • 2 scruples chipped lead

Directions

Ready a brocaded sack for mixing.

First, add virtue of squirrel. While hopping on three legs, fold in eye of shad. Fold in lead.


Blessing of Charm

Ingredients

  • ½ pound stamen of ash
  • 2 kennings red fibula of parrot
  • 5 grim live snails
  • spirit of troll
  • ¼ peck cold gonad of monotreme
  • 6 measures scored phalanx of chameleon
  • 1 pound pistil of jasper
  • esteem of shrew
  • 6 grains liver of lynx, crushed

Directions

Facing north, ready a linen sack for mixing.

To begin, add stamen of ash. Fold in fibula of parrot. Raise three arms and gesticulate wildly, then cautiously add live snails. Add spirit of troll. Add gonad of monotreme. Fold in phalanx of chameleon. While leaping, add pistil of jasper. Cautiously add esteem of shrew. Add liver of lynx.

Sprinkle a loose handful of the compound over the subject, forming the standard signs with the left hand.


Favoured Malediction of Laughter

Ingredients

  • trouble
  • 1 dram black eye of lynx
  • 8 lots tin, cured
  • hope
  • 8 scruples xylem of hungry grass, diluted
  • blessed shadow

Directions

Facing south, ready a zinc vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Add xylem of hungry grass, stirring gently. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

While humming softly, blend in eye of lynx and tin, stirring until fully dissolved.

While hopping on three pseudopodia, cautiously add trouble. Add hope. Blend in shadow.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle.


Invocation of Charm

Ingredients

  • 5 measures sap of athelas
  • 7 grains tibia of salamander, salted
  • ¾ pound seed of poplar
  • ½ dram plutonium
  • 4 pinches branch of Yggdrasil
  • breath of tanuki
  • touch of kudzu

Directions

Ready a spruce vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Beat together sap of athelas until frothy.

Beat in tibia of salamander, seed of poplar, plutonium, and branch of Yggdrasil until only a few chunks remain.

While tapping one tentacle, combine with breath of tanuki. Cautiously add touch of kudzu.

Take a pinch between thumb and forefinger and inhale deeply.


Drofablo's Simple Summoning of Eels

Ingredients

  • 7 thimbles cursed tear of ungulate
  • 5 drams branch of bottlebrush
  • 5 pounds mildew
  • ¼ centipede
  • 5 grains flower of Yggdrasil

Directions

Ready an iron vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Add tear of ungulate, stirring gently. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Add branch of bottlebrush, mildew, and flower of Yggdrasil. Do not overmix.

While tapping one tentacle, add centipede and mix thoroughly.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Jusiyev's Poem of Power recommended), then reserve for future use. 2 to 6 eels should begin to appear within seconds.


Foolish Congregation of Bamboos

Ingredients

  • 3 pecks carpal of parrot
  • 1 young live solifuge
  • 8 pecks root of creosote
  • 7 kennings chromium
  • 5 thimbles tear of hedgehog
  • ½ peck hair of basilisk
  • ½ measure pure seed of creeper, ground
  • 1 lot cold twig of Green Man

Directions

Ready a hemlock vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Add carpal of parrot to the prepared vessel. While staggering to and fro, cautiously add live solifuge. While leaping, mix in root of creosote. Add chromium. Pour in tear of hedgehog.

Fold in hair of basilisk. While waving a proboscis slowly over the mixture, add seed of creeper. Add twig of Green Man.


Curse of Ailing Viscera

Ingredients

  • 1 ounce ulna of anteater, dessicated
  • 3 measures grim choler of gnome
  • 7 measures bark of bamboo
  • 4 kennings gold
  • 1 peck brass
  • scent of hungry grass

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Combine choler of gnome. Bring to a boil, stirring occasionally.

While stamping one tentacle, add ulna of anteater, bark of bamboo, gold, and brass.

While humming softly, blend in scent of hungry grass.


Blessing of Scorn

Ingredients

  • ¼ measure iridium, crushed
  • 4 kennings ancient lithium
  • ¾ kask helium
  • 8 quarts brine
  • 3 mollusks
  • ½ spoon neon, chilled