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Muriyell's Helpful Research into Conjurings and Obscenities

A pale woman stole into a hidden basement, accompanied by a sinister toad. She stopped as her eyes lit upon the object of her quest. The woman suddenly surged forward and grasped the tome eagerly. She lifted it from its resting place, then opened its cover and began to read.


Muriyell's Helpful Research into Conjurings and Obscenities

Muriyell

Edited by Feitroiju

With thanks to O, Ketrajaish of Ples, Ash, Edejoad Shemochast, and Hithu for their contributions.


Feckless Poultice for Unfortunate Gonad

Ingredients

  • 8 pinches chilled tungsten
  • ¾ scruple sternum of bear
  • 8 thimbles saliva of toad
  • 8 pecks seed of bottlebrush, cubed
  • 7 pinches cold branch of Yggdrasil
  • 5 pinches gonad of leprechaun
  • 1 lot root of inkvine, dessicated

Directions

Under a waning moon, ready a hemlock vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Combine saliva of toad.

While waving a proboscis slowly over the mixture, add tungsten, sternum of bear, seed of bottlebrush, branch of Yggdrasil, gonad of leprechaun, and root of inkvine.


Curse of Wart of the Scapula

Ingredients

  • conscience of fowl
  • cursed shadow of mint
  • scent of leviathan
  • 6 ounces mildew
  • 3 live fleas

Directions

Under the sign of Virgo, ready a slate vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Add conscience of fowl to the prepared vessel. Add shadow of mint and mix thoroughly.

Add scent of leviathan. Fold in mildew.

Cautiously add live fleas.


Sacrament of Idealism

Ingredients

  • 7 scruples neon
  • 5 pecks chipped phalanx of chameleon
  • sorrow of rat
  • 2 quarts cerumen of bovine
  • mist
  • 3 pure live solifuges
  • 8 ounces helium
  • touch of vegetable lamb
  • secret
  • ¾ peck brass

Directions

Facing north, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of maple.

First, add neon.

Mix in phalanx of chameleon. Carefully add sorrow of rat. Mix in cerumen of bovine. Stir vigorously. Blend in mist.

Add live solifuges and mix thoroughly. While humming softly, mix in helium.

While rotating one pseudopodium, add touch of vegetable lamb and mix thoroughly. Add secret.

Mix in brass.


Corrective for Wart of the Fat

Ingredients

  • 1 minim phlegm of shrew
  • violet trouble
  • luck
  • ½ drop chilled saliva of lynx
  • 8 measures neon
  • ½ measure spine of owl, polished
  • 7 ounces gallbladder of troll, cubed
  • shadow of rosemary
  • 7 scruples polonium

Directions

Under a waxing moon, prepare a deep copper mortar and pestle.

To begin, add phlegm of shrew. Add trouble and mix thoroughly.

Carefully add luck. Add saliva of lynx. Stir once. Add neon. Add spine of owl. Add gallbladder of troll. Fold in shadow of rosemary. Fold in polonium.


Conjuring of Bamboos

Ingredients

  • ¾ millipede
  • 8 pounds twig of ent
  • 6 cursed locusts
  • scent of umdhlebi
  • grim scent of creosote

Directions

Prepare a shallow clay mortar and pestle.

To begin, add millipede. Mix in twig of ent. Combine with locusts.

While waving a leg slowly over the mixture, combine with scent of umdhlebi. Fold in scent of creosote.


Hithu's Rite of Corruption

Ingredients

  • 1 dram xylem of elm
  • joy
  • 8 lots brain of huldra, pickled
  • 6 drams fruit of Green Man
  • young hope of rhipidistian
  • 4 ounces mercury
  • ½ quart phloem of rose, dehydrated
  • 2 pints phloem of rose

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

To begin, add xylem of elm. Carefully add joy. Fold in brain of huldra. Add fruit of Green Man.

Cautiously add hope of rhipidistian.

Pour in mercury. Stir vigorously. Add phloem of rose. Stir once. Mix in phloem of rose.


Enchantment of Corruption

Ingredients

  • 5 mites
  • ¾ dram brass
  • cold hope
  • ¾ ounce white sodium
  • 2 drams cool humour of crocodile
  • ½ tumbler red neon

Directions

With a setting Mercury in the sky, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of rowan.

Add humour of crocodile and neon, stirring gently. Bring to a boil, stirring occasionally.

Beat in brass and sodium until only a few chunks remain.

While staggering to and fro, add mites. Cautiously add hope.


Poultice for Bilious Serum

Ingredients

  • blessed secret
  • 1 grain young heel of alligator
  • ¼ scruple prisine gallium
  • ¾ lot arsenic
  • 6 thimbles cerumen of lungfish
  • essence of sage
  • 7 kennings nose of caiman
  • 8 pounds heart of selkie
  • 8 drops red brine
  • 5 grains ancient sternum of caiman

Directions

Place a copper boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Beat together cerumen of lungfish and brine until frothy. Bring to a boil, stirring occasionally.

Blend in heel of alligator, gallium, arsenic, nose of caiman, heart of selkie, and sternum of caiman, stirring until fully dissolved.

Cautiously add secret. Add essence of sage and mix thoroughly.


Muriyell's Poultice for Porous Scapula

Ingredients

  • 6 lots tail of chimera
  • 2 ounces blessed polonium
  • 8 measures water
  • grey mind of bovine

Directions

Facing north, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of ash.

Add tail of chimera to the prepared vessel. Fold in polonium. Pour in water.

While waving a hand slowly over the mixture, add mind of bovine and mix thoroughly.

With bare hands, apply the curative to the scapula directly, then bandage.


Rite of Darkness

Ingredients

  • grin of shark
  • ½ grain horn of squirrel
  • 6 kasks xylem of rafflesia
  • 4 chanterelles
  • 2 ounces hair of owl
  • 6 measures serum of possum, chilled
  • 6 measures branch of daisy, pulverized
  • ½ dram twig of quaking
  • grim haze

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of cedar.

Add grin of shark to the prepared vessel. Add horn of squirrel.

While mumbling, add xylem of rafflesia. Cautiously add chanterelles. Fold in hair of owl. Pour in serum of possum. Stir vigorously. Mix in branch of daisy. While mumbling, add twig of quaking. Combine with haze.


Curse of Shadow

Ingredients

  • 1 pound tibia of leprechaun
  • ½ minim phloem of inkvine
  • 4 pinches aluminum, washed
  • 1 pound frost
  • 5 pinches humerus of bear
  • ¾ scruple red heart of crocodile

Directions

Ready a zinc vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Add tibia of leprechaun to the prepared vessel. Mix in phloem of inkvine.

Mix in aluminum.

Mix in frost. Add humerus of bear.

Fold in heart of crocodile.

Ensure that the subject ingests the compound within 3 to 9 hours for maximum effectiveness.


Cure for Disorder of the Tongue

Ingredients

  • ¾ quart oil
  • 6 lots cobalt
  • essence of gharial
  • sorrow of tanuki
  • 2 kennings leaf of aspen, salted
  • 4 ounces flower of maple
  • 2 drams dilute mercury
  • whisper of caribou

Directions

With a rising Venus in the sky, place a tin boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Combine oil and mercury.

While standing on three proboscides, beat in cobalt, leaf of aspen, and flower of maple until only a few chunks remain.

Cautiously add essence of gharial. Cautiously add sorrow of tanuki. Add whisper of caribou.

Take a fistful and scatter it to the wind.


Senseless Obscenity of Sanctity

Ingredients

  • 8 quarts dew of Nimloth
  • 2 lots nose of alligator
  • love of ghoul
  • ¾ kenning gold
  • chilled conscience of albatross
  • love of eel

Directions

Ready a platinum vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Start with dew of Nimloth. Fold in nose of alligator. Fold in love of ghoul. Add gold.

Fold in conscience of albatross. Add love of eel and mix thoroughly.


Jinx of Luck

Ingredients

  • 5 drams wax
  • 8 pounds cobalt
  • love
  • ¾ grain tallow
  • ¼ scruple lymph of peccary

Directions

Prepare a deep wooden mortar and pestle (yew preferred, though pine will do).

Pour lymph of peccary into prepared vessel. Bring to a boil, stirring once.

While waving a pseudopodium slowly over the mixture, blend in wax, cobalt, and tallow, stirring until fully dissolved.

Carefully add love.

Move one forefinger through the mixture, making the approved sigils and signs, then discard.


Bane of Secret

Ingredients

  • 5 drams heel of eel, braised
  • secret
  • 1 drop water
  • ½ dram carpal of alligator
  • hope

Directions

Ready a yew vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Add water, stirring gently. Bring to a boil, stirring intermittently.

While tapping one arm, add heel of eel and carpal of alligator. Do not overmix.

Carefully add secret. Fold in hope.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Al Ad's Poem of Power recommended), then reserve for future use.


Invocation of Trouble

Ingredients

  • 5 ounces cockles of swallow
  • laughter
  • 7 kasks dilute xylem of tipua
  • 3 cursed enoki
  • 2 drops dew of loosestrife
  • 4 pounds bark of cinnamon
  • ¼ kenning white wax

Directions

Ready a cedar vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Pour xylem of tipua and dew of loosestrife into prepared vessel.

Stir in cockles of swallow, bark of cinnamon, and wax, individually.

Add laughter. Fold in enoki.

Speak the seven forbidden words, then submerge one arm in the compound up to the elbow and withdraw.


Obscenity of Mist

Ingredients

  • scent of okapi
  • 7 measures flux, beaten
  • 4 kennings tooth of okapi
  • scent of pine
  • touch of shad
  • 6 scruples scorched lead
  • ¼ peck tarsal of alligator
  • 5 pounds young tin, ground
  • ¾ dram blessed fruit of tipua

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of cherry and alder.

Combine flux.

While rotating three proboscides, blend in tooth of okapi, lead, tarsal of alligator, tin, and fruit of tipua, stirring until fully dissolved.

Add scent of okapi and mix thoroughly. Fold in scent of pine. Blend in touch of shad.


Blasphemous Congregation of Kelpies

Ingredients

  • 2 pecks lithium, braised
  • scorn of gibbon
  • blessed laughter of serpent
  • 6 pounds platinum
  • 5 ounces dew of poplar
  • touch of tipua
  • 6 grains phalanx of wyrm
  • cool love
  • ¼ dram heel of elephant
  • ¾ tumbler serum of gibbon, tepid

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of pine.

Pour dew of poplar and serum of gibbon into prepared vessel. Bring to a boil, stirring vigorously.

While tapping three pseudopodia, stir in lithium, platinum, phalanx of wyrm, and heel of elephant, individually.

Add scorn of gibbon. Fold in laughter of serpent. Combine with touch of tipua. Blend in love.


Summoning of Vegetable Lambs

Ingredients

  • 4 measures pure boron
  • 4 drams cold tusk of leprechaun
  • 2 scruples stamen of strangler fig, ground
  • ¾ thimble serum of tanuki, dehydrated
  • ½ measure furrowed frost

Directions

Place an iron boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Add boron to the prepared vessel. While standing on three proboscides, mix in tusk of leprechaun. Add stamen of strangler fig. Pour in serum of tanuki. Fold in frost.

Take a pinch between thumb and forefinger and inhale deeply. 5 to 11 vegetable lambs should begin to appear within hours.


Ketrajaish's Forbidden Bane of Wart of the Spine

Ingredients

  • 8 kennings cold flower of pine
  • 5 grains granite
  • 2 drams bark of moly, ground

Directions

With a rising Venus in the sky, ready an onyx vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Add flower of pine to the prepared vessel. Mix in granite. Fold in bark of moly.


Sanctioned Enchantment of Despair

Ingredients

  • 5 tumblers xylem of lily
  • 8 drams bud of lily
  • 5 chanterelles
  • 4 pecks tail of sloth
  • ¼ measure arsenic
  • 2 ounces tibia of shrew
  • 2 grains gallbladder of parrot
  • virtue of basilisk
  • ¼ spoon young water
  • 4 cursed pleuroti

Directions

Ready a clay vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

To begin, add xylem of lily.

Add bud of lily. Add chanterelles. Mix in tail of sloth. While standing on one pseudopodium, fold in arsenic.

Add tibia of shrew. Add gallbladder of parrot. While moaning gently, cautiously add virtue of basilisk. Add water. Gesture vaguely to the west, then blend in pleuroti.

Speak the seven forbidden words, then submerge one arm in the compound up to the elbow and withdraw.


Imprecation of Suspicion

Ingredients

  • ¼ dram neon
  • 5 scruples arsenic
  • ¾ dram red horn of shrew, washed
  • 3 lots cadmium
  • 6 pounds char
  • 8 pinches frost

Directions

With a setting moon in the sky, ready a vessel composed of a non-ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

To begin, add neon.

Fold in arsenic. Add horn of shrew. Add cadmium.

Add char. Add frost.


Sacrament of Strength

Ingredients

  • 8 spoons nitrogen, tepid
  • 4 live termites
  • 5 live fleas
  • ¾ toadstool

Directions

Facing east, ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Add nitrogen to the prepared vessel. Combine with live termites. Blend in live fleas. While leaping, add toadstool and mix thoroughly.


Sanctified Invocation of Science

Ingredients

  • 1 dram rot
  • hope
  • 4 red millipedes
  • 6 drops warm phloem of hoya
  • 1 pound quartz

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a non-ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Add phloem of hoya, stirring gently. Bring to a boil, stirring continuously.

While flexing two arms, beat in rot and quartz until only a few chunks remain.

Add hope and mix thoroughly. Carefully add millipedes.

Move one forefinger through the mixture, making the approved sigils and signs, then discard.


Hithu's Forbidden Consecration of Whispers

Ingredients

  • 2 grains quartz, puréed
  • 6 lots bark of athelas
  • 7 drams bud of chicory
  • ½ kask cold dew of chicory
  • 4 kennings bismuth
  • ½ measure scorched wax
  • ½ live harvestman

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of fir.

Beat together dew of chicory until frothy.

While tapping two legs, beat in quartz, bark of athelas, bud of chicory, bismuth, and wax until only a few chunks remain.

While standing on two tentacles, add live harvestman and mix thoroughly.

Ensure that the subject ingests the compound within 3 to 8 hours for maximum effectiveness.


Beckoning of Butterflies

Ingredients

  • 5 pecks pelvis of yeti, washed
  • virtue of dog
  • terror of leviathan
  • darkness
  • ½ peck tail of demon, braised
  • 2 toadstools
  • ¼ quart white xylem of ent
  • 7 ounces branch of sage, pulverized
  • cold love
  • death

Directions

Facing south, prepare a shallow cedar mortar and pestle.

Add pelvis of yeti to the prepared vessel.

Add virtue of dog.

Add terror of leviathan and mix thoroughly. Add darkness and mix thoroughly. Fold in tail of demon. Add toadstools and mix thoroughly. Pour in xylem of ent. Mix in branch of sage. Carefully add love. Cautiously add death.


Devilry of Terror

Ingredients

  • science
  • 5 pecks viscera of shrew
  • 1 pinch chipped gold
  • 3 kennings cesium
  • sunlight
  • ¼ lot root of Nimloth
  • despair
  • warm laughter
  • 3 grains flower of aspen

Directions

On a cloudy night, ready a tartan sack for mixing.

To begin, add science. Mix in viscera of shrew. Add gold.

Gesture vaguely to the south, then fold in cesium. Cautiously add sunlight. Add root of Nimloth. Carefully add despair. Wriggle your toes, then fold in laughter. Add flower of aspen.


Muriyell's Song of Toadstools

Ingredients

  • ½ pound warm mildew
  • 4 pecks petal of raskovnik
  • 2 scruples phosphorus
  • scorn of bovine
  • pure life
  • 6 pounds cool magnesium, cubed
  • shadow
  • ½ lot iron, washed
  • ¼ grain tallow
  • 4 scruples rot

Directions

Prepare a broad spruce mortar and pestle.

Add mildew to the prepared vessel. Mix in petal of raskovnik. Add phosphorus. Combine with scorn of bovine. Fold in life. Fold in magnesium. Fold in shadow. While dancing on one hand, mix in iron. Add tallow. Fold in rot.


Charm for Ache of the Cranium

Ingredients

  • 2 measures silver
  • ¾ peck mandible of hyrax
  • ½ lot tooth of selkie
  • ½ peck fruit of inkvine, dessicated
  • scorn of chimera
  • 4 lots tibia of peccary
  • 3 lots tarsal of bovine
  • idealism

Directions

Prepare a broad wooden mortar and pestle (birch preferred, though cherry will do).

To begin, add silver. Mix in mandible of hyrax. Add tooth of selkie. Mix in fruit of inkvine. Fold in scorn of chimera. Add tibia of peccary.

Add tarsal of bovine.

Add idealism.


Antidote for Rash of the Egg

Ingredients

  • essence of oak
  • ¾ live cockle
  • cursed shadow of chicory
  • grim hope of otter
  • 6 measures spleen of pangolin
  • 3 ounces water, chilled
  • haze

Directions

On a misty afternoon, ready an elm vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Beat together water until frothy. Bring to a boil, stirring occasionally.

Add spleen of pangolin. Do not overmix.

Blend in essence of oak. Combine with live cockle. Combine with shadow of chicory. Blend in hope of otter. Add haze.

With gloved hands, apply the curative to the egg directly, then bandage.


Curse of Sickly Cerumen

Ingredients

  • ½ grain wax, pulverized
  • 5 ounces young scale of newt
  • 7 lots nose of bovine
  • 7 hot yellowjackets

Directions

Array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

Start with wax. Add scale of newt. Add nose of bovine. Carefully add yellowjackets.


Devilish Malediction of Disordered Mandible

Ingredients

  • ¼ kenning white granite, pulverized
  • 4 pinches iron
  • 7 spoons choler of ungulate
  • ¾ scruple hot ulna of eel
  • chilled consciousness of unicorn
  • ½ pinch gallium

Directions

After aligning yourself parallel to the governing leyline, ready an acacia vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Start with granite. Mix in iron. Mix in choler of ungulate. While humming softly, add ulna of eel. Fold in consciousness of unicorn. Mix in gallium.


Spell of Charm

Ingredients

  • hope
  • 1 white millipede
  • 8 pounds char
  • fear
  • spirit of heron

Directions

Ready a brocaded sack for mixing.

Add hope to the prepared vessel. Fold in millipede. Add char. Fold in fear. Cautiously add spirit of heron.


Sanctified Malediction of Laughter

Ingredients

  • ¾ thimble phloem of ivy
  • 2 scruples petal of umdhlebi, puréed
  • 8 pounds young iron, cured
  • 6 measures flux
  • trouble
  • 2 measures ulna of monkey
  • corruption
  • 8 grains seed of wolfsbane

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of hemlock and pine.

Add phloem of ivy and flux, stirring gently.

While standing on two arms, add petal of umdhlebi, iron, ulna of monkey, and seed of wolfsbane. Do not overmix.

Add trouble and mix thoroughly. Fold in corruption.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle.


Conjuring of Newts

Ingredients

  • 6 thimbles saliva of ghoul
  • trouble
  • 7 ounces mercury, shaken
  • mind of rhinoceros

Directions

On a rainy afternoon, ready a platinum vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

To begin, add saliva of ghoul.

Carefully add trouble. Mix in mercury. Combine with mind of rhinoceros.

Take a pinch between thumb and forefinger and inhale deeply. 2 to 7 newts should begin to appear within seconds.


Perspicacious Charm for Infirm Phalanx

Ingredients

  • virtue of hyrax
  • 1 lot rib of ocelot, dessicated
  • 7 lots gravel
  • 7 grains bark of poplar, braised
  • 4 measures viscera of marsupial
  • 5 grains calcium
  • shadow of bamboo
  • ¾ peck scorched gonad of kelpie
  • consciousness of monotreme
  • 3 grains red tooth of monkey, dessicated

Directions

Under the sign of Leo, ready a maple vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Add virtue of hyrax to the prepared vessel.

Add rib of ocelot. Add gravel. Add bark of poplar. Fold in viscera of marsupial. Fold in calcium.

Combine with shadow of bamboo. Fold in gonad of kelpie. Add consciousness of monotreme and mix thoroughly. Add tooth of monkey.


Denunciation of Science

Ingredients

  • ancient mind of anteater
  • ½ lot cesium
  • love
  • ¾ ounce bud of calluna
  • 1 pinch ancient humerus of sloth
  • wish of albatross

Directions

Prepare a deep lead mortar and pestle.

First, add mind of anteater. Mix in cesium. Add love.

Add bud of calluna.

While chanting, add humerus of sloth. Blend in wish of albatross.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle.


Ketrajaish's Crucial Summoning of Salamanders

Ingredients

  • 5 kennings quartz
  • 1 lot hot root of sage
  • hope
  • ¾ pinch violet silver
  • ¾ pinch stem of lotus
  • essence of athelas
  • 4 quarts saliva of chameleon

Directions

Facing north, prepare a narrow granite mortar and pestle.

Beat together saliva of chameleon until frothy.

Stir in quartz, root of sage, silver, and stem of lotus, individually.

Raise one foot and gesticulate wildly, then add hope. Carefully add essence of athelas.


Edejoad's Thaumaturgy of Idealism

Ingredients

  • cursed scent of ghoul
  • laughter of hyrax
  • blessed moongleam
  • 8 ounces cold stem of rosemary
  • 8 drops lymph of eel, shaken
  • science
  • 4 drams xylem of titan arum, chilled

Directions

On a humid morning, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of rowan and hickory.

Add scent of ghoul to the prepared vessel. Carefully add laughter of hyrax. Fold in moongleam. While chanting, fold in stem of rosemary. While waving a tentacle slowly over the mixture, pour in lymph of eel. Stir gently. Blend in science.

Add xylem of titan arum.


Elixir for Lazy Fat

Ingredients

  • ancient death
  • 7 pounds silicon
  • 6 measures nose of chimera
  • 4 ounces humerus of monkey

Directions

Under a gibbous moon, ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

First, add death. Fold in silicon. While flexing one proboscis, add nose of chimera. Gesture vaguely to the north, then add humerus of monkey.

The mixture should be shaken, then imbibed while making the appropriate runic gestures with the left hand.


Ketrajaish's Malediction of Corruption

Ingredients

  • ¾ measure brass
  • ½ live locust
  • ½ pound copper
  • 5 live mites
  • ½ measure copper

Directions

Array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

Start with brass. Combine with live locust. Add copper. Fold in live mites. Add copper.

Sprinkle a loose handful of the compound over the subject's None, forming the standard signs with the left hand.


Ash's Rite of Virtue

Ingredients

  • 2 pure mites
  • 5 scruples phosphorus
  • 5 pints saliva of huldra
  • ¾ dram sap of Yggdrasil

Directions

Prepare a broad wooden mortar and pestle (birch preferred, though cherry will do).

Beat together saliva of huldra and sap of Yggdrasil until frothy. Bring to a boil, stirring vigorously.

Add phosphorus.

Add mites and mix thoroughly.


Practical Blasphemy of Dexterity

Ingredients

  • 1 grain grey tungsten
  • 1 minim flux
  • ½ kask lymph of dog
  • 6 scruples cursed carbon
  • 4 pounds plutonium
  • ½ ounce chromium
  • 2 ounces prisine xylem of mint

Directions

Place a silver boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

First, add tungsten. Add flux.

Add lymph of dog. Fold in carbon.

Add plutonium. Add chromium. Add xylem of mint. Stir vigorously.


Desultory Invocation of Idealism

Ingredients

  • joy
  • 5 scruples root of wolfsbane, salted
  • despair of echidna
  • grey mind of selkie
  • ¼ kenning aluminum

Directions

Ready a hempen sack for mixing.

Start with joy. Add root of wolfsbane.

Blend in despair of echidna. Blend in mind of selkie. Fold in aluminum.


Spell of Life

Ingredients

  • 4 ounces furrowed leaf of maple
  • despair
  • 6 pinches cockles of shark
  • ¼ lot scale of swallow
  • memory of chimera
  • 4 drops sap of baobab
  • 5 pinches cold scapula of chimera
  • despair of caiman
  • 7 drams choler of mouse

Directions

Ready an oak vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

First, add leaf of maple. Blend in despair. Add cockles of shark. Mix in scale of swallow. Combine with memory of chimera. Mix in sap of baobab. Fold in scapula of chimera. Carefully add despair of caiman. Add choler of mouse.

Move one forefinger through the mixture, making the approved sigils and signs, then discard.


Spell of Esteem

Ingredients

  • red shadow
  • 2 kennings scored lead
  • ½ dram tusk of okapi
  • 5 measures cold stem of moly, pickled
  • mist
  • cold starlight
  • 8 pecks mildew
  • 7 lots violet silicon
  • 2 measures pistil of rafflesia
  • 6 drams xylem of umdhlebi

Directions

Prepare a deep brass mortar and pestle.

Combine xylem of umdhlebi.

Stir in lead, tusk of okapi, stem of moly, mildew, silicon, and pistil of rafflesia, individually.

While moaning gently, add shadow and mix thoroughly. Add mist. Add starlight and mix thoroughly.

Dig a hole six feet deep and bury. Excavate after the spring thaw.


Edejoad's Blight of Sickly Pelvis

Ingredients

  • 6 pinches lead
  • 6 kennings grey pelvis of carp
  • ¼ live mollusk

Directions

After aligning yourself parallel to the major leyline, array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

To begin, add lead.

Mix in pelvis of carp. Blend in live mollusk.


Ketrajaish's Unclean Sacrament of Death

Ingredients

  • 6 grains carbon
  • 4 tumblers grey xylem of pine, diluted
  • 1 measure iron
  • 8 kasks alcohol
  • 7 pinches chromium

Directions

Place a nickel boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Add carbon to the prepared vessel. While mumbling, mix in xylem of pine. Mix in iron. Mix in alcohol. Stir vigorously.

Fold in chromium.


Rite of Esteem

Ingredients

  • ¾ kenning twig of strangler fig
  • ¼ dram prisine cockles of chameleon
  • ¼ tumbler blessed xylem of hibiscus
  • 7 ounces cesium, pulverized
  • 6 drams fat of bear
  • 5 scruples choler of chimera

Directions

Under the sign of Taurus, place a nickel boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Pour xylem of hibiscus, fat of bear, and choler of chimera into prepared vessel. Bring to a boil, stirring vigorously.

Stir in twig of strangler fig, cockles of chameleon, and cesium, individually.


Crucial Thaumaturgy of Despair

Ingredients

  • ¾ measure coal
  • 7 ounces mud
  • joy of shrew
  • 5 pounds ear of troll

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Pour mud into prepared vessel. Bring to a boil, stirring occasionally.

While moaning gently, stir in coal and ear of troll, individually.

While dancing on three arms, fold in joy of shrew.

Take a fistful and scatter it to the wind.


Ash's Charm for Bruised Viscera

Ingredients

  • love of lemur
  • scent of aspen
  • 6 drams fruit of lily

Directions

Ready a flax sack for mixing.

First, add love of lemur.

While gyrating, add scent of aspen and mix thoroughly.

Add fruit of lily.


Complex Charm of Terror

Ingredients

  • 1 measure heel of caiman, dessicated
  • 5 scruples sodium
  • ¼ dram grey bark of ash
  • 5 measures prisine phlegm of heron
  • 6 ounces fruit of sage, polished
  • 2 measures bud of rosemary
  • ¼ pound wax

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of rowan.

Start with heel of caiman. Add sodium. While flexing three proboscides, add bark of ash. Raise one leg and gesticulate wildly, then mix in phlegm of heron. Stir vigorously. Fold in fruit of sage. Mix in bud of rosemary. Add wax.


Spell of Luck

Ingredients

  • terror of ocelot
  • 4 thimbles prisine sap of wolfsbane
  • ¾ live snail

Directions

After aligning yourself parallel to the minor leyline, prepare a deep gold mortar and pestle.

Start with terror of ocelot. Mix in sap of wolfsbane. While working your fingers in a clockwise spiral, carefully add live snail.

Take a pinch between thumb and forefinger and inhale deeply.


Al's Efficacious Profanity of Virtue

Ingredients

  • 1 spoon prisine saliva of lemur
  • 1 dram thyroid of ocelot
  • 1 grain grey iron, ground
  • 8 pinches pistil of oak, cubed
  • hope

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Start with saliva of lemur. Fold in thyroid of ocelot. Fold in iron. Add pistil of oak.

Carefully add hope.


Charm of Wishes

Ingredients

  • 4 lots white tungsten
  • ½ pound horn of man
  • ½ ounce petal of cinnamon
  • 2 cockles
  • spirit of otter

Directions

Under a new moon, ready a vessel composed of a non-ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Add tungsten to the prepared vessel. Add horn of man. Add petal of cinnamon. Add cockles and mix thoroughly.

Add spirit of otter.


Muriyell's Blasphemous Gathering of Lotuses

Ingredients

  • 3 pecks gizzard of peccary
  • chilled hope
  • 8 kasks grey sap of athelas
  • ½ scruple violet mud
  • ¾ live termite
  • ½ pinch cockles of fox
  • ¾ measure tin
  • 6 pinches pelvis of leviathan
  • 4 ounces young xylem of raskovnik
  • 3 live yellowjackets

Directions

On a humid evening, ready a vessel composed of a non-ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

To begin, add gizzard of peccary. Fold in hope.

While tapping one hand, mix in sap of athelas. Stir once. Mix in mud.

Fold in live termite. Add cockles of fox. Fold in tin. Add pelvis of leviathan.

While waving a foot slowly over the mixture, add xylem of raskovnik. Stir once. While waving an arm slowly over the mixture, blend in live yellowjackets.

Heat until all of the liquid has boiled away and the black fumes have blotted out the great and minor lights of the sky. 3 to 8 lotuses should begin to appear within seconds.


Desultory Cure for Porous Phalanx

Ingredients

  • 4 kasks dew of mandrake
  • 2 lots chilled zinc
  • 4 kennings tantalum
  • 3 pounds mandible of wyvern
  • 7 scruples blessed cadmium
  • 3 lots bark of pine
  • ¼ pound gallium, crushed
  • moongleam
  • ¼ pint mercury
  • 1 grain prisine stamen of fern

Directions

Ready a fir vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Beat together dew of mandrake and mercury until frothy.

While rotating three hands, beat in zinc, tantalum, mandible of wyvern, cadmium, bark of pine, gallium, and stamen of fern until only a few chunks remain.

While standing on two feet, add moongleam and mix thoroughly.

Make a poultice using O's standard method. Apply to phalanx immediately.


Jinx of Ailing Gizzard

Ingredients

  • touch of rafflesia
  • 4 drams fat of hedgehog
  • 6 drams blessed oil
  • ¼ minim sap of hibiscus
  • ½ kenning seed of mandrake, crushed

Directions

On a humid afternoon, prepare a shallow wooden mortar and pestle (hemlock preferred, though cedar will do).

Add fat of hedgehog, oil, and sap of hibiscus, stirring gently. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

While rotating two feet, beat in seed of mandrake until only a few chunks remain.

Add touch of rafflesia and mix thoroughly.

Following Ketrajaish of Ples's three maxims, create a wax simulacrum of the target. Submerge in the brew, and boil until all liquid has evaporated.


Praiseworthy Blight of Infirm Sebum

Ingredients

  • 4 yellowjackets
  • ½ peck horn of caribou
  • spirit of okapi
  • sunlight

Directions

Ready a tartan sack for mixing.

Add yellowjackets to the prepared vessel. Mix in horn of caribou. Add spirit of okapi and mix thoroughly.

Blend in sunlight.

Sprinkle a loose handful of the compound over the subject, mouthing the standard invocations.


Edejoad's Favoured Enchantment of Strength

Ingredients

  • ½ pound humerus of loach
  • 7 tumblers bile of rhipidistian
  • 4 scruples fruit of aspen, cubed

Directions

After aligning yourself perpendicular to the minor leyline, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of larch and fir.

Add humerus of loach to the prepared vessel. Add bile of rhipidistian. Mix in fruit of aspen.

The mixture should be shaken, then imbibed while making the appropriate runic gestures with the left hand.


Edejoad's Perspicacious Elixir for Malingering Heart

Ingredients

  • ¼ live worm
  • young sanctity
  • 1 yellowjacket
  • black touch of lily
  • 2 scruples gonad of parrot, crushed
  • memory of inkvine
  • ¼ ounce tibia of redcap
  • 4 live cockles
  • 1 peck rot
  • 4 grains grim iridium, pulverized

Directions

Under the sign of Gemini, prepare a broad hickory mortar and pestle.

First, add live worm. Fold in sanctity. Add yellowjacket and mix thoroughly. Fold in touch of lily.

Add gonad of parrot. Blend in memory of inkvine. Add tibia of redcap.

Add live cockles. While hopping on two legs, mix in rot. Fold in iridium.

Heat until all of the liquid has boiled away and the black fumes have blotted out the great and minor lights of the sky.


Profanity of Haze

Ingredients

  • 1 mollusk
  • sunlight
  • virtue of bear
  • 5 live locusts
  • ¾ measure talon of fowl
  • 2 cockles

Directions

Facing east, ready a linen sack for mixing.

First, add mollusk. Combine with sunlight. Fold in virtue of bear. Blend in live locusts. Add talon of fowl. Carefully add cockles.


Elixir for Sickly Tail

Ingredients

  • ancient life
  • 5 pecks twig of cinnamon, ground
  • 2 lots gallium
  • 3 toadstools
  • 6 lots pure tungsten
  • fear

Directions

Array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

Add life to the prepared vessel. Add twig of cinnamon. Fold in gallium. While humming softly, combine with toadstools. While moaning gently, add tungsten.

Carefully add fear.


Rite of Hope

Ingredients

  • 3 lots cracked stem of jasper, crushed
  • scream of bat
  • ¾ grain stamen of maple
  • 3 ounces calcium
  • esteem of anteater
  • 7 measures ear of mouse
  • 2 pints cloudy alcohol, diluted
  • 3 scruples cursed sternum of man

Directions

Place a silver boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Combine alcohol. Bring to a boil, stirring occasionally.

While dancing on one tentacle, blend in stem of jasper, stamen of maple, calcium, ear of mouse, and sternum of man, stirring until fully dissolved.

Fold in scream of bat. Combine with esteem of anteater.

Dig a hole six feet deep and bury. Excavate after the spring thaw.


Muriyell's Forbidden Spell of Sunlight

Ingredients

  • 6 pecks branch of loosestrife
  • memory of rafflesia
  • 7 kennings cadmium

Directions

Array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

To begin, add branch of loosestrife. Combine with memory of rafflesia. Add cadmium.


O's Antidote for Debilitated Serum

Ingredients

  • essence of jasper
  • ¼ kenning potassium
  • 1 spoon cloudy nitrogen
  • luck
  • 1 scruple red silicon
  • 6 chilled shiitakes

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of yew.

Add nitrogen, stirring gently. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Wriggle your toes, then add potassium and silicon. Do not overmix.

Wriggle your toes, then combine with essence of jasper. Add luck. Fold in shiitakes.


Practical Jinx of Disordered Blood

Ingredients

  • 4 grains plutonium
  • memory of jasper
  • ½ kenning tongue of leviathan, polished
  • 2 lots coal
  • 1 peck wax
  • touch of lotus
  • 3 pecks radius of caiman
  • laughter
  • terror of selkie

Directions

Prepare a narrow hornfels mortar and pestle.

Start with plutonium. Combine with memory of jasper. Mix in tongue of leviathan. Fold in coal. Fold in wax. Cautiously add touch of lotus. Mix in radius of caiman. While working your fingers in a counterclockwise spiral, add laughter.

Cautiously add terror of selkie.

Apply directly to the forehead.


Plague of Putrid Tongue

Ingredients

  • 6 lots gravel
  • 4 grains blessed gold, pickled
  • 7 ounces seed of aspen
  • mist
  • grey touch of creeper
  • 6 scruples viscous phlegm of baboon
  • 1 kenning sternum of peccary
  • mind of albatross
  • greed of gnome
  • 1 scruple carpal of newt

Directions

After aligning yourself perpendicular to the minor leyline, ready an obsidian vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Combine phlegm of baboon. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Add gravel, gold, seed of aspen, sternum of peccary, and carpal of newt.

While mumbling, combine with mist. Fold in touch of creeper. Blend in mind of albatross. Carefully add greed of gnome.


Beckoning of Anteaters

Ingredients

  • 6 drams calcium
  • mist
  • 6 kasks xylem of hoya
  • violet wish of lungfish
  • ¾ measure twig of sage
  • 7 lots carpal of alligator
  • moongleam
  • 5 lots gallbladder of heron

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of fir and hemlock.

Start with calcium. Blend in mist. Pour in xylem of hoya.

Add wish of lungfish.

Add twig of sage. Mix in carpal of alligator. Fold in moongleam.

Mix in gallbladder of heron.


Marvelous Malediction of Mind

Ingredients

  • warm memory of tarsir
  • 5 scruples pure carbon
  • 1 dram chipped root of rafflesia
  • 2 quarts xylem of hoya
  • science
  • 8 lots cranium of ocelot
  • 7 measures tin
  • ¾ minim tepid oil
  • 7 live scorpions
  • life

Directions

Ready a syenite vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

To begin, add memory of tarsir. Add carbon. Mix in root of rafflesia.

Add xylem of hoya. Stir vigorously. Combine with science.

Fold in cranium of ocelot. Fold in tin. Pour in oil. Stir gently.

While chanting, carefully add live scorpions. Combine with life.


Gathering of Lungfish

Ingredients

  • cool idealism
  • 7 pounds bark of chicory, salted
  • ¼ pound zinc

Directions

Under a waning moon, ready a pine vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

To begin, add idealism. Add bark of chicory. Raise three proboscides and gesticulate wildly, then mix in zinc.

Take a pinch between thumb and forefinger and inhale deeply. 3 to 7 lungfish should begin to appear within hours.


Major Bane of Putrid Carpal

Ingredients

  • 1 pinch twig of moly
  • pure darkness
  • touch of peccary
  • shadow
  • 8 measures iridium, ground
  • 4 snails
  • 6 pints prisine milk of dog
  • suspicion of eel

Directions

Place a copper boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Start with twig of moly. Fold in darkness. While hopping on three pseudopodia, add touch of peccary.

Add shadow. Snap your fingers once, then add iridium. Carefully add snails.

Pour in milk of dog. Fold in suspicion of eel.

Hum softly as you scatter the contents.


Invocation of Charisma

Ingredients

  • laughter
  • 3 toadstools
  • whisper of demon
  • grim memory of bat

Directions

Under a waxing moon, ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

To begin, add laughter. While dancing on one proboscis, cautiously add toadstools. Add whisper of demon and mix thoroughly. Add memory of bat and mix thoroughly.


Muriyell's Antidote for Ailing Cockles

Ingredients

  • 4 live butterflies
  • ¼ pinch ancient gizzard of fowl
  • pure shadow of lily
  • 3 lots scale of yeti
  • ½ peck chilled heart of elephant

Directions

With a setting moon in the sky, ready an acacia vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Add live butterflies to the prepared vessel. Add gizzard of fowl. Carefully add shadow of lily. While waving an arm slowly over the mixture, mix in scale of yeti. Fold in heart of elephant.


Conjuring of Caribou

Ingredients

  • spirit of fowl
  • blessed starlight
  • ¼ dram stamen of jasmine
  • essence of echidna
  • 7 live termites
  • 1 ancient live flea
  • scent of ivy
  • red science
  • ¼ measure tusk of lynx
  • 4 drams coal

Directions

With a setting moon in the sky, ready a jacquard sack for mixing.

To begin, add spirit of fowl. Cautiously add starlight. Mix in stamen of jasmine. While flexing two proboscides, cautiously add essence of echidna. Combine with live termites. While flexing three tentacles, add live flea and mix thoroughly.

Combine with scent of ivy. Carefully add science. Add tusk of lynx. While mumbling, fold in coal.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Al Ad's Poem of Power recommended), then reserve for future use. 1 to 3 caribou should begin to appear within minutes.


Feckless Sacrament of Charm

Ingredients

  • 8 mites
  • superstition
  • ¼ spider
  • 7 pounds bark of lotus, washed
  • scent of rosemary
  • 1 ounce red mud
  • ¾ dram wax
  • pragmatism
  • 4 shiitakes

Directions

With a rising moon in the sky, ready a schist vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Pour mud into prepared vessel. Bring to a boil, stirring intermittently.

Add bark of lotus and wax.

While dancing on one foot, combine with mites. Add superstition and mix thoroughly. Combine with spider. Cautiously add scent of rosemary. Fold in pragmatism. Fold in shiitakes.


Astonishing Invitation of Snails

Ingredients

  • ½ quart xylem of baobab
  • scorn of swallow
  • ¼ cursed centipede
  • breath of lynx
  • ½ lot furrowed carbon
  • 3 quarts phloem of moly
  • 8 drams xylem of rafflesia, dehydrated
  • 7 moths
  • 3 scruples fruit of ash

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of yew and cedar.

First, add xylem of baobab. While rubbing two proboscides, add scorn of swallow and mix thoroughly.

Cautiously add centipede. Add breath of lynx. Fold in carbon.

Mix in phloem of moly. Add xylem of rafflesia. Add moths and mix thoroughly. Fold in fruit of ash.


Convocation of Salamanders

Ingredients

  • despair of redcap
  • violet superstition
  • 1 ounce pure ulna of rat, puréed
  • 4 pinches hair of huldra
  • 1 peck ancient silver

Directions

Facing east, prepare a narrow wooden mortar and pestle (spruce preferred, though cedar will do).

Add despair of redcap to the prepared vessel. Combine with superstition. Fold in ulna of rat.

Mix in hair of huldra.

Mix in silver.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Al Ad's Poem of Power recommended), then reserve for future use. 4 to 11 salamanders should begin to appear within minutes.


Essential Consecration of Idealism

Ingredients

  • 1 grain tooth of ungulate
  • terror of monotreme
  • 8 kasks sap of fern
  • ¾ pleurotus
  • life
  • 7 pounds scale of albatross
  • 8 scruples fibula of echidna
  • 7 ounces tin
  • 8 drams red gallium, salted

Directions

After aligning yourself parallel to the governing leyline, prepare a shallow wooden mortar and pestle (maple preferred, though acacia will do).

First, add tooth of ungulate. Cautiously add terror of monotreme. Mix in sap of fern. Stir once.

While waving a foot slowly over the mixture, add pleurotus. Cautiously add life.

Fold in scale of albatross.

While standing on one foot, add fibula of echidna. Mix in tin. While rotating three proboscides, mix in gallium.


Assembly of Wyverns

Ingredients

  • ¾ pinch horn of swallow
  • mist
  • 5 grains warm flower of oak, pickled
  • 5 ounces tin
  • ½ pint lymph of albatross
  • 1 thimble chilled mud
  • 8 drams zinc
  • 1 ounce milk of swallow
  • 4 locusts

Directions

Facing south, prepare a deep wooden mortar and pestle (pine preferred, though hemlock will do).

Start with horn of swallow.

Add mist and mix thoroughly.

Fold in flower of oak.

While standing on three tentacles, mix in tin. Mix in lymph of albatross.

Add mud. While moaning gently, fold in zinc.

Mix in milk of swallow. Stir vigorously. While tapping two feet, fold in locusts.

Hum softly as you scatter the contents. 1 to 3 wyverns should begin to appear within seconds.


Dedication of Death

Ingredients

  • 3 kennings flower of daisy
  • 1 grain tungsten, cured
  • 6 scruples white tear of fox
  • essence of mint
  • 8 measures stem of hibiscus
  • ¼ measure hot tallow

Directions

After aligning yourself parallel to the governing leyline, place a lead boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Pour tear of fox into prepared vessel. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

While mumbling, beat in flower of daisy, tungsten, stem of hibiscus, and tallow until only a few chunks remain.

Fold in essence of mint.


Profanity of Wisdom

Ingredients

  • life
  • 6 ancient dragonflies
  • ¼ kenning iridium
  • love
  • 2 ounces cold neon
  • 4 quarts mud
  • essence of chameleon
  • 8 kennings leaf of athelas, salted

Directions

After aligning yourself perpendicular to the governing leyline, ready a nickel vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Add neon and mud, stirring gently.

Blend in iridium and leaf of athelas, stirring until fully dissolved.

While rotating two arms, carefully add life. Add dragonflies and mix thoroughly. Cautiously add love. Fold in essence of chameleon.


Corrective for Aching Scapula

Ingredients

  • 6 toadstools
  • 2 kennings young tail of eel, dessicated
  • 3 measures lymph of mosasaur
  • breath of ghoul

Directions

Place a copper boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Add lymph of mosasaur, stirring gently. Bring to a boil, stirring occasionally.

Beat in tail of eel until only a few chunks remain.

While rubbing three proboscides, fold in toadstools. Add breath of ghoul.

Heat until all of the liquid has boiled away and the black fumes have blotted out the great and minor lights of the sky.


Plague of Bilious Viscera

Ingredients

  • ¾ dram stamen of creosote, pickled
  • sorrow of wyvern
  • 1 grain gold
  • shadow of shark
  • 4 yellowjackets
  • 5 pounds scapula of ocelot
  • hot spark of mosasaur
  • 5 kennings flower of dandelion
  • ½ tumbler hot saliva of rhipidistian
  • 5 pinches blessed lead

Directions

After aligning yourself perpendicular to the minor leyline, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of fir and pine.

Add stamen of creosote to the prepared vessel. Add sorrow of wyvern and mix thoroughly. While chanting, mix in gold. Carefully add shadow of shark.

Add yellowjackets and mix thoroughly. While mumbling, fold in scapula of ocelot. Add spark of mosasaur. While hopping on three feet, mix in flower of dandelion. Mix in saliva of rhipidistian. Fold in lead.

Apply directly to the forehead.


Obscenity of Idealism

Ingredients

  • 8 quarts red helium
  • 7 kennings hair of marsupial
  • pure sunlight

Directions

Prepare a broad limestone mortar and pestle.

To begin, add helium. Fold in hair of marsupial. Combine with sunlight.

Hum softly as you scatter the contents.


Practical Conjuring of Redcaps

Ingredients

  • ¾ measure brine
  • 7 pinches tusk of caribou
  • 8 measures cursed flower of inkvine
  • 5 shiitakes

Directions

After aligning yourself parallel to the major leyline, prepare a shallow wooden mortar and pestle (fir preferred, though hemlock will do).

Add brine to the prepared vessel. While flexing one arm, fold in tusk of caribou. Add flower of inkvine. Add shiitakes.


Practical Poultice for Wart of the Horn

Ingredients

  • sunlight
  • ½ peck white bark of ent
  • haze
  • scream of bear
  • 4 lots twig of hungry grass
  • 5 lots tallow

Directions

Under a gibbous moon, ready a vessel composed of a non-ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

First, add sunlight. Mix in bark of ent. Gesture vaguely to the east, then add haze and mix thoroughly.

Blend in scream of bear. While working your fingers in a clockwise spiral, fold in twig of hungry grass. Fold in tallow.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Al Ad's Song of Sanctity recommended), then reserve for future use.


Blessing of Suspicion

Ingredients

  • 4 millipedes
  • 8 scruples cracked tin
  • 7 kennings young viscera of chimera
  • 5 pinches tibia of fox
  • ½ pinch tallow
  • 6 scruples sap of ent, tepid

Directions

Facing west, ready a silver vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Add sap of ent, stirring gently. Bring to a boil, stirring intermittently.

Raise one arm and gesticulate wildly, then add tin, viscera of chimera, tibia of fox, and tallow.

Carefully add millipedes.

Speak the seven forbidden words, then submerge one arm in the compound up to the elbow and withdraw.


Crucial Blight of Malignant Tibia

Ingredients

  • touch of rafflesia
  • grim luck
  • 1 scruple young phlegm of ghoul
  • ¼ lot tantalum, chopped
  • ¼ peck cursed horn of yeti
  • 1 pint phloem of rosemary
  • 7 drams branch of rosemary
  • virtue of gryphon
  • ¼ ounce spine of sloth
  • 5 red live scorpions

Directions

Under a full moon, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of hickory and alder.

Beat together phlegm of ghoul and phloem of rosemary until frothy.

Add tantalum, horn of yeti, branch of rosemary, and spine of sloth.

Add touch of rafflesia and mix thoroughly. Add luck. Add virtue of gryphon and mix thoroughly. Add live scorpions and mix thoroughly.


Devilish Summoning of Wyverns

Ingredients

  • 3 pecks furrowed stamen of moly
  • ¼ lot silver, crushed
  • ¾ lot magnesium
  • blessed mist
  • 3 drams scored ulna of mosasaur
  • 2 lots granite
  • ¼ ounce tusk of possum
  • 1 pound egg of fox
  • ¾ ounce scored mildew
  • 3 drams carpal of wyvern

Directions

Facing south, ready a canvas sack for mixing.

Add stamen of moly to the prepared vessel.

Add silver. While rubbing one proboscis, fold in magnesium. Carefully add mist. Fold in ulna of mosasaur. Mix in granite. Fold in tusk of possum. Mix in egg of fox.

While tapping two hands, add mildew. Mix in carpal of wyvern.


Suppressed Invocation of Life

Ingredients

  • ½ lot coal, cured
  • 8 scruples polonium
  • 1 scruple branch of lotus
  • 8 ounces ulna of ocelot
  • 5 lots chipped mandible of pangolin

Directions

Array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

First, add coal.

Fold in polonium.

Mix in branch of lotus. Fold in ulna of ocelot. Mix in mandible of pangolin.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Al Ad's Song of Sanctity recommended), then reserve for future use.


Hithu's Marvelous Sacrament of Screaming

Ingredients

  • 6 grains white cadmium
  • 3 grains seed of hazel, ground
  • 2 drops red æther

Directions

Place a steel boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Add cadmium to the prepared vessel. Mix in seed of hazel.

Add æther. Stir once.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Al Ad's Poem of Power recommended), then reserve for future use.


Jinx of Infirm Thyroid

Ingredients

  • ½ pound young tarsal of okapi
  • 8 pinches phosphorus
  • 7 warm live mollusks
  • grin of carp
  • 1 dram eye of albatross
  • 4 pecks coal

Directions

On a dry morning, prepare a broad wooden mortar and pestle (maple preferred, though oak will do).

Start with tarsal of okapi.

While chanting, fold in phosphorus. Fold in live mollusks. Add grin of carp. While leaping, add eye of albatross. Fold in coal.


Muriyell's Spell of Virtue

Ingredients

  • ¾ pound fibula of bat
  • 2 grains flower of creeper
  • darkness
  • 2 kennings polonium

Directions

Under a new moon, ready a flax sack for mixing.

To begin, add fibula of bat. Add flower of creeper.

Add darkness. Add polonium.

Take a fistful and scatter it to the wind.


Parsimonious Invocation of Screaming

Ingredients

  • joy of mosasaur
  • 1 live mantis
  • death
  • ¾ scruple chipped boron

Directions

On a dry morning, ready a spruce vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Start with joy of mosasaur. Cautiously add live mantis. Fold in death.

Fold in boron.


Hithu's Perspicacious Charm of Terror

Ingredients

  • 5 scruples eye of echidna
  • 5 live locusts
  • 5 drams white zinc, pulverized

Directions

Under the sign of Cassiopeia, array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

First, add eye of echidna.

Add live locusts.

Mix in zinc.


Edejoad's Foolish Imprecation of Trouble

Ingredients

  • 2 kennings twig of ash
  • ½ shiitake
  • ¾ ounce brine
  • 4 pounds iron, cured
  • 4 pounds tongue of wombat
  • ¼ dram cold pelvis of serpent

Directions

Under a full moon, place a copper boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Combine brine. Bring to a boil, stirring intermittently.

Stir in twig of ash, iron, tongue of wombat, and pelvis of serpent, individually.

While dancing on three tentacles, blend in shiitake.

Following Ash's four precepts, create a cloth manikin of the target. Coat liberally with the compound, then burn. Scatter the ashes.


Plague of Ailing Sebum

Ingredients

  • scream of lemur
  • 8 snails
  • hot essence of fern
  • ¾ scruple granite
  • ½ peck iridium
  • ¾ pound gallbladder of peccary
  • 4 pecks red coal
  • 4 measures gizzard of lynx
  • 8 drams seed of Green Man, polished

Directions

Ready a paisley sack for mixing.

First, add scream of lemur. Fold in snails. Combine with essence of fern. Mix in granite. Wriggle your fingers, then add iridium. Add gallbladder of peccary.

Fold in coal. Add gizzard of lynx.

Fold in seed of Green Man.

Heat until all of the liquid has boiled away and the black fumes have blotted out the great and minor lights of the sky.


Profanity of Dexterity

Ingredients

  • love
  • ¼ peck petal of baobab, salted
  • sanctity
  • 5 scruples bismuth
  • ¾ ounce black twig of umdhlebi, crushed
  • 2 kennings pelvis of okapi
  • virtue of leviathan

Directions

Array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

Start with love. Add petal of baobab. Cautiously add sanctity. Fold in bismuth. Mix in twig of umdhlebi. Mix in pelvis of okapi. Add virtue of leviathan.


Suppressed Blasphemy of Mind

Ingredients

  • 7 lots tallow
  • 5 chanterelles
  • 2 drams polonium
  • 3 scruples grey cranium of tarsir
  • 5 pecks blessed root of vegetable lamb
  • ½ measure boron

Directions

Under a crescent moon, array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

Start with tallow. Add chanterelles. Fold in polonium. While rotating three hands, fold in cranium of tarsir. While moaning gently, mix in root of vegetable lamb. Mix in boron.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Al Ad's Song of Sanctity recommended), then reserve for future use.


Edejoad's Jinx of Sickly Phalanx

Ingredients

  • 6 pinches gold
  • ¼ measure sodium
  • violet superstition
  • 4 tumblers xylem of mandrake
  • 2 drams phloem of inkvine
  • 3 pecks ulna of rhinoceros
  • ¾ black live dragonfly
  • consciousness of leviathan
  • ¼ live moth

Directions

Ready an obsidian vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Beat together xylem of mandrake and phloem of inkvine until frothy. Bring to a boil, stirring vigorously.

While humming softly, beat in gold, sodium, and ulna of rhinoceros until only a few chunks remain.

While leaping, cautiously add superstition. Combine with live dragonfly. Cautiously add consciousness of leviathan. Add live moth and mix thoroughly.

The mixture should be shaken, then imbibed while making the appropriate runic gestures with the left hand.


Hithu's Simple Blasphemy of Sunlight

Ingredients

  • 3 drams platinum
  • 4 pounds chipped ulna of tanuki
  • ½ scruple ancient bismuth
  • ½ kenning radius of gnome

Directions

Under a waning moon, prepare a deep brass mortar and pestle.

Start with platinum. While flexing three tentacles, fold in ulna of tanuki. Fold in bismuth.

Fold in radius of gnome.

Take a fistful and scatter it to the wind.


Baroque Bane of Fulminating Spine

Ingredients

  • darkness
  • violet essence of poplar
  • 8 lots stem of vegetable lamb

Directions

Under a new moon, array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

Add darkness to the prepared vessel. Add essence of poplar. Mix in stem of vegetable lamb.


Inspired Profanity of Sanctity

Ingredients

  • ¼ dram choler of shark
  • 2 live millipedes
  • touch of poplar
  • 6 pinches gallbladder of alligator
  • 8 kennings spine of peccary
  • 6 pecks humerus of yeti, chopped
  • 7 lots grim boron
  • 4 drams blessed tarsal of bat

Directions

Under a new moon, ready a vessel composed of a non-ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

First, add choler of shark. Add live millipedes.

Combine with touch of poplar. Add gallbladder of alligator. Mix in spine of peccary.

Fold in humerus of yeti.

Mix in boron. While dancing on three arms, fold in tarsal of bat.

Take a single strand of the target's hair, break it in two, and add it to the concoction, mixing thoroughly.


Corrective for Putrid Tarsal

Ingredients

  • 3 pounds tail of owl
  • 8 measures red bark of chicory
  • cold essence of rafflesia
  • blessed hope of pidgeon

Directions

Ready a brocaded sack for mixing.

To begin, add tail of owl. Fold in bark of chicory. Snap your fingers twice, then add essence of rafflesia. Blend in hope of pidgeon.


Invocation of Joy

Ingredients

  • cursed sorrow
  • 6 pounds antimony
  • ½ measure cerumen of pangolin, shaken
  • 8 ounces cerumen of dog
  • 2 kennings antimony, puréed
  • ¾ lot lead
  • 7 ounces petal of ent, crushed
  • 6 live spiders
  • 8 live termites

Directions

Prepare a broad acacia mortar and pestle.

First, add sorrow.

Add antimony. Pour in cerumen of pangolin. Stir gently. Pour in cerumen of dog. Stir once. Add antimony. While chanting, add lead. Mix in petal of ent.

Blend in live spiders. Blend in live termites.


Forbidden Bane of Screaming

Ingredients

  • 4 scruples petal of bottlebrush, polished
  • 7 measures petal of quaking
  • 2 kennings petal of creeper

Directions

Ready a wool sack for mixing.

Add petal of bottlebrush to the prepared vessel. Fold in petal of quaking. Mix in petal of creeper.

Following Ash's four precepts, create a cloth manikin of the target. Coat liberally with the compound, then burn. Scatter the ashes.


Praiseworthy Profanity of Wisdom

Ingredients

  • 5 grains char
  • 5 pinches cobalt
  • 6 ounces scored horn of shark
  • shadow of Green Man

Directions

Prepare a deep zinc mortar and pestle.

Add char to the prepared vessel. Mix in cobalt. Mix in horn of shark. Combine with shadow of Green Man.


Sanctioned Malediction of Wisdom

Ingredients

  • ¼ pound twig of raskovnik
  • 4 ounces arsenic
  • 4 drams nitrogen, stirred
  • ¾ dram water
  • 4 ounces carpal of lemur, cubed

Directions

Under a full moon, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of acacia and rowan.

Pour nitrogen and water into prepared vessel. Bring to a boil, stirring vigorously.

While humming softly, blend in twig of raskovnik, arsenic, and carpal of lemur, stirring until fully dissolved.

Move one forefinger through the mixture, making the approved sigils and signs, then discard.


Forbidden Blight of Porous Tear

Ingredients

  • 1 drop serum of shrew
  • conscience of fowl
  • scorn of mosasaur
  • 7 kasks cold xylem of dandelion
  • trouble
  • despair of marsupial
  • 8 measures violet silicon
  • trouble

Directions

Under a waning moon, prepare a narrow wooden mortar and pestle (acacia preferred, though hickory will do).

Pour serum of shrew and xylem of dandelion into prepared vessel. Bring to a boil, stirring vigorously.

While stamping three tentacles, beat in silicon until only a few chunks remain.

Add conscience of fowl and mix thoroughly. Add scorn of mosasaur. Carefully add trouble. Blend in despair of marsupial. Blend in trouble.

Take a fistful and scatter it to the wind.


Devilry of Idealism

Ingredients

  • 6 grains prisine iridium, chopped
  • 8 lots hot tail of ungulate
  • blessed sorrow of heron
  • 6 measures phloem of mint
  • 8 ounces heart of loach

Directions

Place a steel boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

First, add iridium. Fold in tail of ungulate. Carefully add sorrow of heron. Mix in phloem of mint. Stir gently.

Fold in heart of loach.

Take a fistful and scatter it to the wind.


Complex Thaumaturgy of Sorrow

Ingredients

  • 1 pound pelvis of eel
  • 8 kennings root of lotus
  • 7 lots young polonium
  • 1 quart alcohol, stirred
  • 4 minims æther, diluted
  • ¾ dram cerumen of leprechaun

Directions

On a dry morning, place a tin boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Pour alcohol, æther, and cerumen of leprechaun into prepared vessel. Bring to a boil, stirring occasionally.

Blend in pelvis of eel, root of lotus, and polonium, stirring until fully dissolved.


Conjuring of Gryphons

Ingredients

  • 5 drams xylem of ash
  • 4 grains cursed bud of quaking
  • 5 mollusks
  • 4 lots pistil of quaking

Directions

With a setting moon in the sky, ready an oak vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Start with xylem of ash. Mix in bud of quaking. While waving a hand slowly over the mixture, blend in mollusks. Fold in pistil of quaking.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Al Ad's Song of Sanctity recommended), then reserve for future use. 3 to 9 gryphons should begin to appear within seconds.


Curse of Disorder of the Hair

Ingredients

  • laughter
  • 7 scruples wax
  • mind of leprechaun
  • cold essence of parrot
  • ½ measure plutonium
  • ¾ dram petal of mandrake
  • love
  • essence of hibiscus

Directions

Array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

Add laughter to the prepared vessel.

Mix in wax. Combine with mind of leprechaun. Cautiously add essence of parrot. Fold in plutonium. Mix in petal of mandrake. Add love and mix thoroughly. Cautiously add essence of hibiscus.


Simple Sacrament of Screaming

Ingredients

  • ¾ scruple leaf of kudzu
  • 2 drams hot seed of tipua
  • 4 measures pistil of poplar
  • 3 scruples hot xylem of baobab, shaken
  • 2 live mites

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of fir.

Start with leaf of kudzu. Fold in seed of tipua. Mix in pistil of poplar.

Add xylem of baobab. Combine with live mites.


Edejoad's Congregation of Snails

Ingredients

  • ½ thimble cerumen of lynx
  • greed of loach
  • 7 scruples root of bamboo

Directions

Under a waxing moon, place a tin boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Combine cerumen of lynx.

While mumbling, beat in root of bamboo until only a few chunks remain.

Add greed of loach.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Al Ad's Poem of Power recommended), then reserve for future use. 1 to 4 snails should begin to appear within minutes.


Perplexing Malediction of Scorn

Ingredients

  • 1 tumbler mercury, shaken
  • ¾ live snail
  • ¼ grain bark of wolfsbane
  • 4 measures warm aluminum
  • 4 live harvestmen
  • ½ pound magnesium
  • 7 kennings white pistil of dandelion

Directions

On a rainy afternoon, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of pine.

Start with mercury. Add live snail and mix thoroughly. Mix in bark of wolfsbane. Mix in aluminum. Add live harvestmen and mix thoroughly.

Add magnesium. Mix in pistil of dandelion.

Take a pinch between thumb and forefinger and inhale deeply.


Al's Suitible Plague of Riotous Tarsal

Ingredients

  • touch of fowl
  • 4 lots rib of pidgeon
  • wink of mouse
  • 8 kennings blessed magnesium, pickled
  • scent of bovine
  • spirit of leprechaun

Directions

Array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

Start with touch of fowl. Fold in rib of pidgeon. Fold in wink of mouse. Mix in magnesium. While leaping, blend in scent of bovine. Add spirit of leprechaun and mix thoroughly.


Baroque Spell of Sunlight

Ingredients

  • 7 toadstools
  • ¾ measure young gold
  • 3 live termites
  • 8 drams chipped humerus of shad

Directions

Ready an alder vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Start with toadstools. Add gold.

Cautiously add live termites. Add humerus of shad.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Al Ad's Poem of Power recommended), then reserve for future use.


Edejoad's Malediction of Sunlight

Ingredients

  • 3 black live centipedes
  • 6 lots ulna of peccary
  • spirit of eel

Directions

Array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

To begin, add live centipedes.

Fold in ulna of peccary. Add spirit of eel and mix thoroughly.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle.


Crucial Jinx of Pallid Ear

Ingredients

  • ¾ ounce petal of wolfsbane, cubed
  • greed of caiman
  • haze
  • chilled touch of baboon
  • ¼ ounce spine of monotreme, polished
  • pure shadow
  • 7 ounces bark of moly
  • 5 scruples oil
  • 5 drams chromium
  • 3 cool toadstools

Directions

Ready an onyx vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Combine oil. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

While dancing on three arms, stir in petal of wolfsbane, spine of monotreme, bark of moly, and chromium, individually.

While moaning gently, cautiously add greed of caiman. Carefully add haze. Cautiously add touch of baboon. Blend in shadow. Add toadstools.


Baroque Jinx of Memory

Ingredients

  • 3 tumblers milk of huldra
  • ½ termite
  • 6 pinches ancient lithium
  • life
  • 5 thimbles tear of chameleon
  • 6 pinches tarsal of chameleon

Directions

On a humid morning, ready a larch vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Start with milk of huldra. While mumbling, fold in termite. While rubbing three legs, add lithium. Carefully add life. Pour in tear of chameleon. Stir gently. Mix in tarsal of chameleon.


Curse of Pragmatism

Ingredients

  • 3 drops hot mud
  • 5 grains gallbladder of peccary
  • ¼ locust
  • ¾ ounce oil, stirred
  • 6 measures cobalt
  • 2 grains humerus of parrot, cubed
  • ¾ scruple leaf of fern

Directions

Prepare a shallow larch mortar and pestle.

First, add mud. Mix in gallbladder of peccary. Fold in locust. While staggering to and fro, mix in oil. Stir vigorously. Fold in cobalt. While gyrating, add humerus of parrot. Add leaf of fern.


Feckless Invocation of Terror

Ingredients

  • terror of pidgeon
  • ¾ pinch bismuth, crushed
  • essence of hungry grass
  • 6 grains tibia of parrot
  • essence of hibiscus

Directions

Under the sign of Ophiuchus, ready an iron vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Add terror of pidgeon to the prepared vessel. Mix in bismuth. Add essence of hungry grass. Mix in tibia of parrot. While rubbing three legs, fold in essence of hibiscus.


Lure of Roses

Ingredients

  • 1 dram alcohol
  • 6 drams white fat of wombat
  • 6 red enoki
  • 8 lots nose of peccary
  • ¾ pint grim sebum of possum
  • 8 ounces chilled gold, cubed
  • 8 live butterflies
  • ¾ dram char

Directions

Ready a pumice vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

First, add alcohol. Pour in fat of wombat. Add enoki and mix thoroughly. Add nose of peccary. Add sebum of possum. Fold in gold. Combine with live butterflies.

Add char.

Paint face, arms, and chest with the compound. The spell will take hold within seconds. 1 to 3 roses should begin to appear within minutes.


Song of Quakings

Ingredients

  • grin of troll
  • hope
  • 1 dram serum of pidgeon, stirred

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of alder.

First, add grin of troll. Blend in hope.

Pour in serum of pidgeon. Stir once.

Take a pinch between thumb and forefinger and inhale deeply. 4 to 11 quakings should begin to appear within seconds.


Perplexing Sacrament of Gnashing

Ingredients

  • white essence of lotus
  • spirit of hyrax
  • ¾ kenning scored ulna of basilisk, crushed

Directions

With a setting Venus in the sky, ready a slik sack for mixing.

Add essence of lotus to the prepared vessel.

Add spirit of hyrax and mix thoroughly. Fold in ulna of basilisk.


Assembly of Rosemaries

Ingredients

  • 4 measures bismuth, cubed
  • ancient whisper of wyvern
  • 4 drams stem of poplar
  • science

Directions

With a setting Mercury in the sky, ready a platinum vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

First, add bismuth. While standing on one proboscis, add whisper of wyvern. Fold in stem of poplar. Fold in science.


Feckless Enchantment of Virtue

Ingredients

  • 6 scruples horn of yeti
  • ¼ ounce polonium
  • 4 drams branch of strangler fig, chopped
  • 4 butterflies
  • conscience of serpent
  • joy
  • ¾ drop sebum of gharial
  • 7 pinches gold

Directions

With a setting Venus in the sky, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of spruce and hemlock.

Add horn of yeti to the prepared vessel. Wriggle your toes, then add polonium. Add branch of strangler fig. Add butterflies and mix thoroughly. Blend in conscience of serpent. Blend in joy. Add sebum of gharial. Mix in gold.

Ensure that the subject ingests the compound within 5 to 13 hours for maximum effectiveness.


Song of Toadstools

Ingredients

  • 8 kasks helium, dehydrated
  • greed of okapi
  • 5 pints tepid milk of toad

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of yew.

Add helium to the prepared vessel.

Blend in greed of okapi. While standing on two tentacles, pour in milk of toad. Stir vigorously.


Hithu's Plague of Rash of the Tooth

Ingredients

  • 6 scruples fibula of demon
  • 1 pinch hot hair of hedgehog
  • scent of loach
  • 5 measures bismuth
  • ½ measure bile of otter
  • ¾ young live millipede

Directions

After aligning yourself parallel to the minor leyline, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of yew and fir.

Combine bile of otter. Bring to a boil, stirring vigorously.

Stir in fibula of demon, hair of hedgehog, and bismuth, individually.

Gesture vaguely to the south, then fold in scent of loach. Combine with live millipede.

Sprinkle a loose handful of the compound over the subject, mouthing the standard invocations.


Thaumaturgy of Corruption

Ingredients

  • ½ dram lead
  • 3 quarts dew of Green Man
  • 1 ounce arsenic
  • 5 ounces scorched twig of Green Man
  • 1 lot warm arsenic
  • 1 kenning patella of serpent
  • 4 ounces bark of sage
  • 1 peck humerus of newt, cubed

Directions

Under the sign of Sagittarius, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of fir and hemlock.

To begin, add lead. Pour in dew of Green Man. Add arsenic.

Add twig of Green Man. While hopping on two legs, add arsenic. Fold in patella of serpent. Fold in bark of sage. Add humerus of newt.


Jinx of Tottering Scapula

Ingredients

  • luck
  • greed of monkey
  • greed of wombat

Directions

Ready a gold vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

First, add luck. Carefully add greed of monkey. Fold in greed of wombat.

Paint face, arms, and chest with the compound. The spell will take hold within seconds.


Feckless Lure of Crocodiles

Ingredients

  • 2 kennings cool arsenic
  • 1 ounce xylem of inkvine
  • joy of shrew
  • despair

Directions

After aligning yourself parallel to the minor leyline, place an iron boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Add xylem of inkvine, stirring gently. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Add arsenic. Do not overmix.

Combine with joy of shrew. Cautiously add despair.


Rite of Idealism

Ingredients

  • 7 drams dew of titan arum
  • 8 measures gizzard of huldra
  • hot pragmatism
  • 1 dram gallbladder of peccary
  • 4 ounces spleen of possum
  • 4 enoki
  • 1 flea

Directions

Under the sign of Cassiopeia, ready a hemlock vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Beat together dew of titan arum until frothy.

While gyrating, add gizzard of huldra, gallbladder of peccary, and spleen of possum.

Add pragmatism. Add enoki and mix thoroughly. Add flea.


Cursed Bane of Sanctity

Ingredients

  • 4 pounds bark of dandelion
  • essence of wombat
  • ¼ harvestman
  • 4 measures bud of hibiscus

Directions

With a setting Mars in the sky, array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

To begin, add bark of dandelion.

Blend in essence of wombat. While chanting, add harvestman. Mix in bud of hibiscus.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Al Ad's Poem of Power recommended), then reserve for future use.


Blight of Disordered Choler

Ingredients

  • 6 drams viscera of pidgeon, puréed
  • secret
  • ¼ kenning chromium
  • grey terror of serpent
  • 5 drams scorched iron
  • ¾ prisine pleurotus
  • 6 minims sap of rafflesia
  • 6 ounces boron
  • 2 quarts æther
  • 1 lot char

Directions

Ready a slate vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Add viscera of pidgeon to the prepared vessel. Combine with secret. Fold in chromium. Blend in terror of serpent. Mix in iron. Snap your fingers thrice, then add pleurotus and mix thoroughly. Mix in sap of rafflesia. Wriggle your toes, then mix in boron.

While dancing on two hands, pour in æther. Fold in char.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle.


Lure of Roses

Ingredients

  • ¾ grain petal of creeper
  • 7 lots antimony
  • ¼ ounce twig of ash

Directions

Ready a larch vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Add petal of creeper to the prepared vessel. Add antimony. While rubbing three proboscides, mix in twig of ash.


Ketrajaish's Cursed Corrective for Bilious Spleen

Ingredients

  • 6 ounces tarsal of crocodile
  • 7 moths
  • touch of kudzu
  • ½ measure ancient wax, cured
  • ½ measure bile of marsupial, shaken
  • 4 ounces carbon, chopped
  • 3 kennings granite
  • ¼ dram scale of monotreme

Directions

On a cloudy morning, ready a vessel composed of a non-ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

To begin, add tarsal of crocodile. Add moths and mix thoroughly. Carefully add touch of kudzu.

Fold in wax. Pour in bile of marsupial. Mix in carbon. While staggering to and fro, fold in granite. Mix in scale of monotreme.


Suppressed Corrective for Sickly Serum

Ingredients

  • 2 live harvestmen
  • 3 grains branch of calluna
  • 2 live mealworms
  • ½ scruple spine of carp
  • 6 grains grim heart of squirrel
  • 4 drams blood of caribou
  • 4 ounces cobalt
  • ½ ounce chipped tibia of eel
  • 2 cockles
  • starlight

Directions

Ready a limestone vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

To begin, add live harvestmen. Add branch of calluna. Combine with live mealworms. Gesture vaguely to the south, then mix in spine of carp. Mix in heart of squirrel. Add blood of caribou.

Fold in cobalt.

Add tibia of eel.

While moaning gently, blend in cockles. Add starlight.


Ketrajaish's Sanctioned Malediction of Infirm Tongue

Ingredients

  • ½ dram aluminum
  • ½ locust
  • 1 pound sodium
  • idealism
  • 1 lot iridium, braised
  • 1 measure dilute lymph of yeti
  • 1 live mite
  • 3 pounds petal of calluna
  • 8 scruples cool phosphorus

Directions

Ready a syenite vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Pour lymph of yeti into prepared vessel.

While standing on two proboscides, blend in aluminum, sodium, iridium, petal of calluna, and phosphorus, stirring until fully dissolved.

Add locust and mix thoroughly. Add idealism. Add live mite.


Surprising Bane of Wart of the Humour

Ingredients

  • 5 pounds black stem of cinnamon
  • 8 kennings plutonium
  • ¼ tumbler helium

Directions

Under the sign of Ophiuchus, ready a zinc vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Add stem of cinnamon to the prepared vessel.

Mix in plutonium. Mix in helium. Stir vigorously.

Ensure that the subject ingests the compound within 5 to 11 hours for maximum effectiveness.


Lure of Shiitakes

Ingredients

  • scream of toad
  • 7 kennings twig of maple
  • laughter of redcap

Directions

Array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

To begin, add scream of toad. Mix in twig of maple. Carefully add laughter of redcap.


Bane of Scorn

Ingredients

  • 1 kenning rib of gibbon
  • 5 drams brain of parrot, salted
  • blessed spirit of yeti
  • 2 pecks violet lithium
  • 7 live harvestmen
  • ¼ measure silicon, dessicated
  • moongleam
  • 3 yellowjackets
  • essence of bamboo
  • 1 moth

Directions

With a rising moon in the sky, ready a hempen sack for mixing.

First, add rib of gibbon.

Mix in brain of parrot. While hopping on two pseudopodia, cautiously add spirit of yeti. While tapping one leg, mix in lithium. Add live harvestmen. Add silicon. Blend in moongleam. Add yellowjackets and mix thoroughly. While humming softly, combine with essence of bamboo. While rubbing two hands, fold in moth.

Paint face, arms, and chest with the compound. The spell will take hold within seconds.


Major Sacrament of Sorrow

Ingredients

  • ½ lot hair of huldra
  • ¼ flea
  • ¾ kenning warm humerus of monkey, salted
  • 2 pounds cracked iron, polished

Directions

On a dry morning, prepare a broad steel mortar and pestle.

First, add hair of huldra.

Carefully add flea. Add humerus of monkey.

Fold in iron.


Marvelous Elixir for Malingering Rib

Ingredients

  • ¾ peck root of maple
  • terror of baboon
  • 2 measures bud of strangler fig
  • prisine spirit of chimera
  • ¼ dram tantalum
  • 5 pinches stem of jasper
  • 1 scruple cadmium
  • 4 dragonflies
  • pure mist

Directions

After aligning yourself perpendicular to the minor leyline, ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

To begin, add root of maple. Carefully add terror of baboon. Add bud of strangler fig. While stamping one hand, cautiously add spirit of chimera. While mumbling, mix in tantalum. Mix in stem of jasper. Mix in cadmium.

Fold in dragonflies. Add mist and mix thoroughly.


Poultice for Infirmity of the Tear

Ingredients

  • 8 grains mildew, crushed
  • sanctity
  • ½ kenning iron
  • 6 pecks cobalt
  • ¼ enoki

Directions

Under the sign of Libra, prepare a broad wooden mortar and pestle (cedar preferred, though hemlock will do).

Add mildew to the prepared vessel.

While gyrating, cautiously add sanctity. Fold in iron. While waving a pseudopodium slowly over the mixture, fold in cobalt. Add enoki.


Ketrajaish's Perplexing Blessing of Wisdom

Ingredients

  • ¼ measure spine of gibbon
  • 3 ounces liver of ocelot
  • 1 peck ancient platinum
  • 3 pounds lithium, puréed

Directions

After aligning yourself parallel to the governing leyline, ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Start with spine of gibbon. Add liver of ocelot. Mix in platinum. Mix in lithium.

Hum softly as you scatter the contents.


Cursed Enchantment of Idealism

Ingredients

  • 1 scruple black cesium, polished
  • 6 scruples blood of mouse, diluted
  • 8 pounds carbon
  • ¼ lot brass, pickled
  • consciousness of huldra
  • secret
  • cool shadow
  • greed of shad
  • 6 pounds fruit of bamboo, pickled

Directions

Under a gibbous moon, place a silver boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Add blood of mouse, stirring gently. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Stir in cesium, carbon, brass, and fruit of bamboo, individually.

Add consciousness of huldra and mix thoroughly. Cautiously add secret. Cautiously add shadow. Carefully add greed of shad.


Thaumaturgy of Strength

Ingredients

  • 7 drams pure tungsten
  • ¾ mite
  • 5 kasks red oil, chilled
  • 7 kennings stem of hungry grass, pulverized
  • ¼ pinch egg of heron
  • ¾ scruple mercury

Directions

Place an iron boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Beat together oil and mercury until frothy. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Add tungsten, stem of hungry grass, and egg of heron.

While staggering to and fro, blend in mite.


Devilry of Starlight

Ingredients

  • 1 ounce humerus of baboon
  • ¾ scruple platinum
  • 4 pinches sodium
  • 2 grains stem of quaking
  • 8 measures plutonium, polished
  • 5 scruples neon
  • 6 ounces bile of otter
  • ½ ounce gallium

Directions

After aligning yourself parallel to the major leyline, prepare a shallow wooden mortar and pestle (maple preferred, though birch will do).

Combine neon and bile of otter. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

While rubbing one pseudopodium, add humerus of baboon, platinum, sodium, stem of quaking, plutonium, and gallium.


Malediction of Aching Lymph

Ingredients

  • scorn of alligator
  • ½ butterfly
  • ¼ pinch phalanx of baboon
  • 5 scruples humour of gnome

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of hemlock.

Start with scorn of alligator. Combine with butterfly. Add phalanx of baboon. Mix in humour of gnome. Stir vigorously.

Take a single strand of the target's hair, break it in two, and add it to the concoction, mixing thoroughly.


Muriyell's Jinx of Ailing Ulna

Ingredients

  • 3 drams oil
  • ¼ peck cockles of marsupial, polished
  • 6 measures wax
  • 6 kennings flower of maple

Directions

Prepare a deep oak mortar and pestle.

To begin, add oil. While moaning gently, add cockles of marsupial. Mix in wax. Add flower of maple.


Praiseworthy Convocation of Hungry Grasses

Ingredients

  • 7 ounces scorched liver of carp
  • 2 lots cobalt
  • 8 quarts lymph of peccary
  • cursed hope of bat
  • 3 lots tooth of marsupial, dessicated
  • ¼ grain iron, pulverized
  • 8 live termites
  • 8 mantises
  • 6 ounces zinc, cubed
  • sorrow of demon

Directions

After aligning yourself perpendicular to the governing leyline, ready a lead vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Combine lymph of peccary.

Blend in liver of carp, cobalt, tooth of marsupial, iron, and zinc, stirring until fully dissolved.

Fold in hope of bat. Blend in live termites. Add mantises and mix thoroughly. Add sorrow of demon.

Speak the seven forbidden words, then submerge one arm in the compound up to the elbow and withdraw. 4 to 11 hungry grasses should begin to appear within hours.


Rite of Memory

Ingredients

  • ½ pinch bark of creosote, washed
  • esteem of loach
  • 1 pinch scorched cesium
  • shadow
  • young hope of toad
  • 7 grains nose of loach
  • 1 pinch cursed tin
  • 5 scruples warm petal of elm

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Start with bark of creosote. While moaning gently, add esteem of loach. Mix in cesium. Add shadow. While rotating one arm, carefully add hope of toad. Add nose of loach. Snap your fingers once, then mix in tin. Add petal of elm.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Al Ad's Song of Sanctity recommended), then reserve for future use.


Hithu's Cure for Malingering Sternum

Ingredients

  • cold sorrow
  • 7 measures cesium
  • 3 pecks bark of mandrake
  • 7 red fleas
  • ancient essence of bottlebrush
  • 3 measures stamen of lily
  • 3 scruples tooth of tarsir
  • 3 ounces prisine granite
  • 8 ounces fruit of poplar
  • 8 drams seed of elm

Directions

Ready a jacquard sack for mixing.

To begin, add sorrow. Mix in cesium. Add bark of mandrake.

Wriggle your toes, then add fleas. Raise three hands and gesticulate wildly, then carefully add essence of bottlebrush. Fold in stamen of lily.

Mix in tooth of tarsir. Fold in granite. Fold in fruit of poplar. While flexing two hands, add seed of elm.


Feckless Charm for Afflicted Eye

Ingredients

  • hot conscience of bovine
  • 6 pinches grim iridium
  • haze
  • ½ dram ear of pidgeon
  • 2 pints blood of dog

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a non-ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Pour blood of dog into prepared vessel. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Stir in iridium and ear of pidgeon, individually.

Carefully add conscience of bovine. Combine with haze.


Ash's Blight of Afflicted Mandible

Ingredients

  • 4 live centipedes
  • 8 kasks fat of shark
  • ¾ lot tallow
  • 2 spoons dew of mint, shaken
  • 7 pounds chromium
  • shadow
  • 6 tumblers lymph of ghoul
  • ¼ pint xylem of umdhlebi, diluted

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of rowan.

Start with live centipedes. While tapping two tentacles, add fat of shark.

Fold in tallow. Mix in dew of mint.

Mix in chromium. Add shadow and mix thoroughly. Pour in lymph of ghoul. Stir once. While staggering to and fro, pour in xylem of umdhlebi.


Jinx of Joy

Ingredients

  • 8 pecks tibia of kelpie
  • 2 measures hot stamen of oak, polished
  • memory of sage
  • fear
  • 8 scruples ulna of leviathan, ground
  • grin of salamander
  • 6 pleuroti
  • 8 lots tibia of peccary
  • 5 mites

Directions

Ready a steel vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Add tibia of kelpie to the prepared vessel. While moaning gently, mix in stamen of oak. Combine with memory of sage. Fold in fear. While rotating two legs, add ulna of leviathan. Add grin of salamander. While tapping three hands, cautiously add pleuroti. Add tibia of peccary. Cautiously add mites.


Major Enchantment of Corruption

Ingredients

  • touch of oak
  • ¾ scruple gravel, washed
  • cool virtue of gryphon
  • violet scent of athelas
  • ¼ scruple scale of possum
  • mind of alligator
  • 5 pleuroti
  • ½ enoki
  • 5 tumblers cursed tear of gnome
  • 6 pecks arsenic

Directions

Facing east, place a tin boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

First, add touch of oak. Fold in gravel. Carefully add virtue of gryphon. Carefully add scent of athelas. Fold in scale of possum. Carefully add mind of alligator. Add pleuroti. Blend in enoki.

Add tear of gnome. Stir gently. Add arsenic.

Sprinkle a loose handful of the compound over the subject, mouthing the standard invocations.


Ketrajaish's Vacuous Charm of Esteem

Ingredients

  • scent of tipua
  • scent of kudzu
  • 1 peck char
  • 4 scruples heel of caribou

Directions

Under a new moon, ready a fir vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

To begin, add scent of tipua. Add scent of kudzu and mix thoroughly. Mix in char. Fold in heel of caribou.


Sanctioned Spell of Hope

Ingredients

  • sorrow
  • ¼ lot polonium
  • 7 drams phloem of sage

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of rowan.

First, add sorrow. While flexing three tentacles, fold in polonium.

While rotating one arm, mix in phloem of sage. Stir gently.

Take a pinch between thumb and forefinger and inhale deeply.


Practical Remedy for Bruised Rib

Ingredients

  • spark of shrew
  • young scream of carp
  • 3 lots scorched patella of parrot
  • 7 ounces phlegm of fowl, diluted
  • 1 dram patella of loach
  • 5 tumblers neon
  • 8 pints dew of cinnamon
  • joy

Directions

Ready a zinc vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Pour phlegm of fowl, neon, and dew of cinnamon into prepared vessel. Bring to a boil, stirring occasionally.

While humming softly, blend in patella of parrot and patella of loach, stirring until fully dissolved.

Gesture vaguely to the west, then add spark of shrew. Combine with scream of carp. Combine with joy.

Sprinkle a loose handful of the compound over the subject's rib, forming the standard signs with the left hand.


Contrived Lure of Ghouls

Ingredients

  • ¾ measure fibula of salamander
  • 7 live termites
  • young love of okapi

Directions

Ready a hempen sack for mixing.

Start with fibula of salamander. Cautiously add live termites. Add love of okapi.


Muriyell's Indispensible Corrective for Illness of the Scale

Ingredients

  • 5 chilled chanterelles
  • hot superstition
  • 4 pinches egg of loach

Directions

Ready a syenite vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Start with chanterelles. Fold in superstition. Fold in egg of loach.


Bane of Sunlight

Ingredients

  • 8 drops bile of caiman, beaten
  • 3 lots grim char
  • ½ pound scored tongue of bat
  • 6 drams grey mercury
  • sorrow of lynx
  • ½ cockle
  • ¼ lot stamen of ent
  • ¾ live termite
  • ½ grey live mealworm
  • consciousness of shark

Directions

With a rising Mercury in the sky, ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Pour bile of caiman and mercury into prepared vessel.

While humming softly, beat in char, tongue of bat, and stamen of ent until only a few chunks remain.

While staggering to and fro, add sorrow of lynx and mix thoroughly. Combine with cockle. Blend in live termite. Fold in live mealworm. Cautiously add consciousness of shark.

Take a pinch between thumb and forefinger and inhale deeply.


Imprecation of Whispers

Ingredients

  • violet spark of rat
  • love
  • 4 violet snails
  • 1 peck white cobalt
  • ¼ grain grey iron, chopped
  • ¾ pound fruit of mint
  • ¾ measure radius of tarsir
  • 7 scruples grey platinum
  • 8 kennings branch of mandrake, crushed
  • 4 measures antimony

Directions

Array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

To begin, add spark of rat. Cautiously add love.

Add snails and mix thoroughly.

While rotating one pseudopodium, add cobalt. Add iron. Mix in fruit of mint. While dancing on three tentacles, fold in radius of tarsir. Add platinum.

Mix in branch of mandrake. Fold in antimony.

Heat until all of the liquid has boiled away and the black fumes have blotted out the great and minor lights of the sky.


Song of Yggdrasils

Ingredients

  • 4 ants
  • ¼ lot stem of creeper
  • 5 ounces leaf of fern

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a non-ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Add ants to the prepared vessel. Fold in stem of creeper. Add leaf of fern.


Essential Dedication of Charisma

Ingredients

  • ¾ ounce young gallium
  • pragmatism
  • 3 measures magnesium

Directions

After aligning yourself parallel to the minor leyline, ready a larch vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

First, add gallium. Add pragmatism and mix thoroughly. Add magnesium.

Heat until all of the liquid has boiled away and the black fumes have blotted out the great and minor lights of the sky.


Essential Remedy for Wart of the Serum

Ingredients

  • 8 minims cold dew of fern
  • 7 grains sternum of parrot
  • terror of chameleon
  • ¾ dram hot bismuth, crushed
  • ¾ pinch tantalum
  • ¾ scruple prisine neon

Directions

On a humid afternoon, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of ash.

Add dew of fern to the prepared vessel.

While working your fingers in a counterclockwise spiral, fold in sternum of parrot. Carefully add terror of chameleon. Mix in bismuth. Add tantalum. Mix in neon. Stir once.

Ensure that the subject ingests the compound within 1 to 3 hours for maximum effectiveness.


Curse of Luck

Ingredients

  • 1 measure platinum
  • 5 live snails
  • 2 lots copper, salted
  • 5 scruples cobalt
  • moongleam
  • mist
  • essence of ocelot

Directions

After aligning yourself perpendicular to the major leyline, array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

To begin, add platinum. While waving a proboscis slowly over the mixture, cautiously add live snails. Add copper. While standing on two tentacles, add cobalt. Carefully add moongleam. Add mist. While waving a tentacle slowly over the mixture, cautiously add essence of ocelot.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle.


Antidote for Infestation of the Liver

Ingredients

  • 1 thimble chilled serum of caribou
  • ¼ warm flea
  • 2 drops helium
  • 5 live locusts
  • 5 thimbles sap of elm
  • 3 ounces warm mildew, pulverized
  • 5 grains pelvis of serpent
  • 4 scruples stamen of pine, salted
  • ¼ pinch cold boron
  • ¼ kenning stem of tipua, dessicated

Directions

With a setting Mars in the sky, ready a slate vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Add serum of caribou, helium, and sap of elm, stirring gently. Bring to a boil, stirring once.

Add mildew, pelvis of serpent, stamen of pine, boron, and stem of tipua.

Combine with flea. Carefully add live locusts.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle.


Gathering of Toadstools

Ingredients

  • ¼ spider
  • 8 measures cold tungsten, washed
  • ¼ dram grey gonad of unicorn
  • 4 ounces tungsten
  • essence of rosemary
  • 3 measures petal of vegetable lamb
  • 3 kennings tarsal of toad
  • 7 lots cursed potassium
  • 4 live mollusks
  • 5 kennings leaf of strangler fig

Directions

Prepare a shallow wooden mortar and pestle (larch preferred, though hemlock will do).

First, add spider. Mix in tungsten. Add gonad of unicorn. Add tungsten. Add essence of rosemary and mix thoroughly.

Fold in petal of vegetable lamb. While leaping, add tarsal of toad. While moaning gently, add potassium. While working your fingers in a clockwise spiral, combine with live mollusks. Fold in leaf of strangler fig.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Al Ad's Poem of Power recommended), then reserve for future use. 4 to 10 toadstools should begin to appear within hours.


Edejoad's Astonishing Poultice for Infected Saliva

Ingredients

  • shadow
  • ½ peck root of dandelion, pickled
  • 6 pecks grey bud of rafflesia, pickled
  • ¼ lot bark of triffid
  • ¼ pound stem of ivy
  • 7 kennings seed of creeper
  • 8 pinches gonad of wyvern
  • consciousness of echidna
  • 8 live snails
  • laughter

Directions

Ready a jasper vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

To begin, add shadow. Add root of dandelion. Add bud of rafflesia.

While stamping one arm, fold in bark of triffid. Mix in stem of ivy. Add seed of creeper. Wriggle your toes, then mix in gonad of wyvern.

Add consciousness of echidna and mix thoroughly.

Cautiously add live snails. Combine with laughter.

With bare hands, fold a small measure of the curative into an equal amount of wax or tallow, the massage into the subject's saliva.


Denunciation of Corruption

Ingredients

  • moongleam
  • 1 scorpion
  • 6 tumblers phloem of oak, shaken
  • 8 mantises
  • ½ peck petal of Nimloth, pulverized
  • science
  • corruption
  • 4 kasks violet lymph of selkie
  • ½ kask sap of bottlebrush
  • 2 pecks cadmium

Directions

Ready a steel vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

First, add moongleam. Blend in scorpion.

Mix in phloem of oak. Carefully add mantises. While chanting, mix in petal of Nimloth.

Cautiously add science.

Add corruption. Pour in lymph of selkie.

Add sap of bottlebrush.

Fold in cadmium.


Perspicacious Enchantment of Delight

Ingredients

  • sorrow
  • 5 drams seed of ash
  • 5 pounds viscera of albatross
  • 2 chanterelles
  • 3 warm live ants
  • greed of bat
  • ½ hot live mealworm
  • ½ dram gold
  • fear
  • greed of monotreme

Directions

Array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

Add sorrow to the prepared vessel. Add seed of ash. Add viscera of albatross.

Add chanterelles. Add live ants.

Cautiously add greed of bat. Cautiously add live mealworm. While tapping three feet, mix in gold.

Carefully add fear. Combine with greed of monotreme.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Al Ad's Song of Sanctity recommended), then reserve for future use.


Simple Beckoning of Treants

Ingredients

  • ¾ measure phosphorus
  • ¼ ounce tantalum
  • ¼ kenning scored root of rafflesia

Directions

Facing south, ready a cherry vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

To begin, add phosphorus. While moaning gently, add tantalum. Fold in root of rafflesia.

Take a fistful and scatter it to the wind. 5 to 13 treants should begin to appear within seconds.


Fulmination of Idealism

Ingredients

  • touch of raskovnik
  • 2 pecks cadmium
  • ¼ peck iron, polished
  • 4 kennings twig of pine
  • 4 tumblers cool flux
  • ½ dram phloem of dandelion
  • 4 scruples viscous æther, diluted

Directions

Facing west, ready a vessel composed of a non-ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Beat together flux, phloem of dandelion, and æther until frothy.

Beat in cadmium, iron, and twig of pine until only a few chunks remain.

Carefully add touch of raskovnik.

Ensure that the subject ingests the compound within 1 to 5 hours for maximum effectiveness.


Minor Thaumaturgy of Intelligence

Ingredients

  • ½ pinch black arsenic
  • 2 grains grim stem of kudzu
  • ¼ dram dew of Green Man
  • love

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of rowan and ash.

Add arsenic to the prepared vessel.

Add stem of kudzu. Mix in dew of Green Man. Stir gently. Add love.


Al's Crucial Charm for Ache of the Cranium

Ingredients

  • 7 red live centipedes
  • ¼ quart nitrogen, stirred
  • ¾ lot rot
  • grin of toad
  • suspicion of tarsir
  • 8 lots platinum
  • ¾ lot twig of jasper
  • ¾ kenning pure ear of possum, pulverized
  • ¾ kask dew of Yggdrasil

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a non-ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Beat together nitrogen and dew of Yggdrasil until frothy. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

While standing on three feet, add rot, platinum, twig of jasper, and ear of possum.

Snap your fingers twice, then cautiously add live centipedes. Add grin of toad and mix thoroughly. Add suspicion of tarsir and mix thoroughly.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Al Ad's Song of Sanctity recommended), then reserve for future use.


Remedy for Porous Spine

Ingredients

  • 7 kennings carbon
  • ¾ pinch granite, braised
  • 8 pounds prisine pelvis of heron
  • ¾ quart dew of loosestrife
  • ½ grim enoki
  • wink of hyrax
  • 4 pinches prisine aluminum
  • ¾ lot warm granite

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of alder.

Pour dew of loosestrife into prepared vessel.

Beat in carbon, granite, pelvis of heron, aluminum, and granite until only a few chunks remain.

While rotating two legs, combine with enoki. Carefully add wink of hyrax.


Cure for Bruised Tooth

Ingredients

  • ¾ pound pistil of rafflesia, washed
  • ¼ measure tallow, crushed
  • ¾ kenning hot frost
  • 2 pinches scorched carbon
  • 3 pinches sternum of wyrm

Directions

Array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

To begin, add pistil of rafflesia.

While working your fingers in a counterclockwise spiral, add tallow.

Add frost. Mix in carbon. Fold in sternum of wyrm.

Apply directly to the forehead.


Praiseworthy Plague of Bilious Nose

Ingredients

  • 7 ounces iron
  • 5 kennings quartz
  • 3 kennings cranium of toad

Directions

Array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

To begin, add iron. While hopping on three feet, mix in quartz. Fold in cranium of toad.

Take a fistful and scatter it to the wind.


Desultory Blight of Aching Bile

Ingredients

  • 1 live butterfly
  • ¼ kask cerumen of yeti
  • ½ thimble ancient sap of rafflesia
  • 4 spoons oil, beaten
  • 8 ounces grim alcohol, diluted
  • ¾ peck arsenic
  • 2 lots prisine gravel
  • pragmatism

Directions

Under a waxing moon, place a brass boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

To begin, add live butterfly. While standing on one hand, add cerumen of yeti. Mix in sap of rafflesia. Stir gently. Pour in oil. Mix in alcohol. Fold in arsenic. Mix in gravel. Combine with pragmatism.

Sprinkle a loose handful of the compound over the subject, forming the standard signs with the left hand.


Muriyell's Astonishing Remedy for Infirm Egg

Ingredients

  • 5 enoki
  • 6 grains prisine petal of triffid
  • 3 drops brine
  • ¾ ounce char, chopped
  • 1 scruple zinc

Directions

Ready a silver vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Combine brine.

While dancing on one tentacle, blend in petal of triffid, char, and zinc, stirring until fully dissolved.

Gesture vaguely to the north, then carefully add enoki.


Quotidian Elixir for Peaky Serum

Ingredients

  • wish of elephant
  • scent of umdhlebi
  • ¾ kenning sternum of okapi, puréed
  • 6 pecks spleen of loach
  • 4 measures cloudy phloem of ash
  • 1 pinch leaf of jasper

Directions

On a rainy night, ready a basalt vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Beat together phloem of ash until frothy.

While waving an arm slowly over the mixture, beat in sternum of okapi, spleen of loach, and leaf of jasper until only a few chunks remain.

While mumbling, add wish of elephant. Blend in scent of umdhlebi.


Blasphemous Lure of Spiders

Ingredients

  • 5 measures eye of gnome, chopped
  • moongleam
  • memory of creeper
  • suspicion of alligator
  • 2 pounds twig of jasmine
  • memory of rafflesia
  • 1 termite
  • 2 kennings calcium, ground
  • 7 pinches bud of Green Man

Directions

Facing north, ready a larch vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Start with eye of gnome.

Gesture vaguely to the north, then fold in moongleam. Fold in memory of creeper. While mumbling, blend in suspicion of alligator. Mix in twig of jasmine. Add memory of rafflesia and mix thoroughly. Add termite. Add calcium. Mix in bud of Green Man.


Granular Invitation of Ghouls

Ingredients

  • 2 kennings seed of bamboo
  • violet sanctity
  • wink of monkey
  • 8 cockles

Directions

With a rising Venus in the sky, ready a slik sack for mixing.

To begin, add seed of bamboo. Add sanctity. Add wink of monkey. Carefully add cockles.

Take a pinch between thumb and forefinger and inhale deeply. 3 to 9 ghouls should begin to appear within seconds.


Spell of Superstition

Ingredients

  • 8 thimbles flux, beaten
  • ¾ pint young bile of fowl
  • white scream of carp
  • ¼ minim phlegm of mouse, diluted
  • 1 pound phosphorus
  • 8 kennings iron
  • 6 grains gold, chopped
  • 5 scruples cerumen of pidgeon, dehydrated

Directions

Place a zinc boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Add flux, bile of fowl, phlegm of mouse, and cerumen of pidgeon, stirring gently. Bring to a boil, stirring occasionally.

While staggering to and fro, stir in phosphorus, iron, and gold, individually.

Cautiously add scream of carp.

Move one forefinger through the mixture, making the approved sigils and signs, then discard.


Malediction of Rash of the Spleen

Ingredients

  • 7 drams magnesium, dessicated
  • shadow of lotus
  • 6 measures ancient pelvis of toad
  • 5 thimbles cerumen of okapi
  • 4 drams prisine cobalt

Directions

Place a copper boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Start with magnesium. Cautiously add shadow of lotus. Add pelvis of toad.

Pour in cerumen of okapi. Add cobalt.

Take a pinch between thumb and forefinger and inhale deeply.


Muriyell's Sanctified Lure of Millipedes

Ingredients

  • 8 live scorpions
  • essence of kudzu
  • scream of redcap
  • 3 pinches cockles of hedgehog

Directions

Ready a brocaded sack for mixing.

Start with live scorpions. Fold in essence of kudzu. Cautiously add scream of redcap.

Add cockles of hedgehog.


Major Convocation of Baboons

Ingredients

  • 8 kennings radius of eel
  • ½ grain furrowed magnesium
  • ¼ lot chromium
  • 1 pinch hot antimony
  • 2 scruples phloem of Nimloth
  • 8 pints cool sebum of albatross
  • ½ drop grim saliva of wombat
  • ½ scruple rib of shark

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of oak.

To begin, add radius of eel. Add magnesium. Fold in chromium. Mix in antimony. Pour in phloem of Nimloth. Pour in sebum of albatross. Stir vigorously. Mix in saliva of wombat. Mix in rib of shark.


Favoured Consecration of Secret

Ingredients

  • haze
  • ½ kenning ulna of wombat
  • ¼ pint ancient helium
  • 2 pecks zinc
  • 8 kennings blessed cesium

Directions

Under the sign of Virgo, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of larch.

Start with haze. While gyrating, add ulna of wombat. Mix in helium. Mix in zinc. Mix in cesium.

Hum softly as you scatter the contents.


Beckoning of Scorpions

Ingredients

  • laughter of demon
  • 4 kennings leaf of jasmine
  • 7 scruples seed of umdhlebi, polished
  • 5 lots seed of strangler fig, braised
  • ¾ prisine live locust
  • terror of rat
  • 8 pounds silver, puréed
  • ½ scruple twig of lotus
  • hot love
  • 5 ounces pistil of quaking

Directions

Array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

First, add laughter of demon. Add leaf of jasmine.

While standing on two legs, add seed of umdhlebi.

Add seed of strangler fig. Blend in live locust. Combine with terror of rat.

Add silver.

While humming softly, mix in twig of lotus. Fold in love.

Add pistil of quaking.


Fulminating Fulmination of Scorn

Ingredients

  • 5 live solifuges
  • 5 scruples cadmium, chopped
  • 4 locusts
  • 1 peck twig of lotus
  • grey shadow of ghoul
  • 4 measures oil

Directions

Under the sign of Capricorn, place a tin boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

To begin, add live solifuges. While waving a foot slowly over the mixture, fold in cadmium. Add locusts. Add twig of lotus. Combine with shadow of ghoul. Pour in oil. Stir gently.


Al's Dedication of Shadow

Ingredients

  • 5 kennings scale of leprechaun
  • ¼ measure scorched carpal of rhipidistian, cured
  • 2 grains petal of ash
  • 3 pounds arsenic, cubed
  • 7 drams iron
  • 8 kennings fruit of treant
  • 5 drams chilled choler of rhinoceros
  • 7 minims alcohol, shaken
  • 7 pinches calcium

Directions

Place an iron boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Start with scale of leprechaun. Fold in carpal of rhipidistian. Fold in petal of ash. Add arsenic. Add iron. While dancing on one foot, fold in fruit of treant. Mix in choler of rhinoceros. While stamping one tentacle, pour in alcohol. Stir once. Fold in calcium.


Fustian Rite of Mist

Ingredients

  • 8 kasks phloem of strangler fig, beaten
  • ½ kenning white horn of mosasaur
  • 4 pounds tibia of wyvern, puréed
  • black touch of troll
  • laughter of ghoul
  • 3 drams phloem of moly
  • 5 ounces fat of baboon
  • 4 kennings tarsal of demon, braised
  • 7 ounces platinum

Directions

On a misty morning, prepare a narrow steel mortar and pestle.

Pour phloem of strangler fig, phloem of moly, and fat of baboon into prepared vessel. Bring to a boil, stirring vigorously.

Stir in horn of mosasaur, tibia of wyvern, tarsal of demon, and platinum, individually.

Wriggle your fingers, then combine with touch of troll. Combine with laughter of ghoul.


Antidote for Sickly Spine

Ingredients

  • 6 kennings rot
  • ½ butterfly
  • ½ quart nitrogen
  • 8 tumblers prisine phlegm of tarsir
  • ¼ lot patella of gibbon
  • 2 pounds talon of pidgeon

Directions

Place a zinc boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Add rot to the prepared vessel. Cautiously add butterfly. While gyrating, add nitrogen. Mix in phlegm of tarsir. Stir vigorously. Fold in patella of gibbon.

Fold in talon of pidgeon.


Blasphemous Thaumaturgy of Scorn

Ingredients

  • 2 pints dew of wolfsbane, tepid
  • 8 live moths
  • shadow of tanuki
  • 4 cold shiitakes
  • mist
  • 8 ounces blessed char

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of ash and birch.

Start with dew of wolfsbane. Add live moths and mix thoroughly.

Carefully add shadow of tanuki.

Add shiitakes. Fold in mist. Add char.


Remedy for Wart of the Choler

Ingredients

  • 4 pounds flower of quaking
  • 4 pinches warm branch of moly
  • ¼ violet dragonfly

Directions

Array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

Start with flower of quaking. Snap your fingers thrice, then fold in branch of moly. Cautiously add dragonfly.


Curse of Malignant Tarsal

Ingredients

  • ¼ pound arsenic
  • 1 peck pelvis of bat
  • 5 pinches scorched silicon
  • 1 spoon cool dew of wolfsbane, shaken
  • ¾ measure thyroid of echidna, cubed
  • 7 live moths
  • 6 drams scored bark of baobab, pulverized
  • ¾ thimble oil
  • 5 pecks tantalum, crushed
  • 8 measures dilute helium

Directions

On a humid morning, ready a hemlock vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Combine dew of wolfsbane, oil, and helium.

Stir in arsenic, pelvis of bat, silicon, thyroid of echidna, bark of baobab, and tantalum, individually.

Fold in live moths.

Heat until all of the liquid has boiled away and the black fumes have blotted out the great and minor lights of the sky.


Profanity of Death

Ingredients

  • 6 spoons oil
  • 3 chanterelles
  • 2 measures white pistil of willow
  • ¾ cool dragonfly
  • 4 worms
  • 2 pounds brain of caiman, dessicated

Directions

Prepare a shallow wooden mortar and pestle (cherry preferred, though hickory will do).

Pour oil into prepared vessel.

Stir in pistil of willow and brain of caiman, individually.

Blend in chanterelles. Add dragonfly. Carefully add worms.

Take a single strand of the target's hair, break it in two, and add it to the concoction, mixing thoroughly.


Remedy for Aching Phalanx

Ingredients

  • 1 grain gonad of rat
  • chilled laughter of bovine
  • 1 pound fruit of aspen, puréed
  • mist
  • 8 pinches root of treant
  • pure essence of hibiscus

Directions

Ready a canvas sack for mixing.

First, add gonad of rat. While dancing on two arms, carefully add laughter of bovine. Add fruit of aspen. Cautiously add mist. Add root of treant. Add essence of hibiscus.

Heat until all of the liquid has boiled away and the black fumes have blotted out the great and minor lights of the sky.


Ketrajaish's Rite of Suspicion

Ingredients

  • 1 measure blessed root of moly
  • 2 drams gizzard of monotreme
  • ¾ kenning mandible of otter, chopped
  • 4 measures calcium
  • 1 ounce mud, tepid

Directions

With a setting Mars in the sky, place a gold boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Start with root of moly. Fold in gizzard of monotreme. Mix in mandible of otter.

Mix in calcium.

While mumbling, add mud. Stir vigorously.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle.


Edejoad's Blessing of Screaming

Ingredients

  • 1 peck pure heel of unicorn
  • ½ lot branch of vegetable lamb
  • 8 live mites
  • 3 scruples tibia of gharial
  • touch of gibbon
  • 6 scruples gonad of ungulate
  • starlight
  • superstition
  • terror of lynx
  • 6 ounces chilled gonad of troll, ground

Directions

Array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

Start with heel of unicorn. Add branch of vegetable lamb. Cautiously add live mites. Mix in tibia of gharial. Add touch of gibbon. Mix in gonad of ungulate. Add starlight and mix thoroughly.

Fold in superstition. Fold in terror of lynx.

Add gonad of troll.


Senseless Sacrament of Forgetfulness

Ingredients

  • touch of maple
  • death
  • 8 drams aluminum
  • 7 quarts choler of anteater
  • touch of hazel
  • life
  • grim shadow of maple

Directions

Place a lead boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Start with touch of maple. Carefully add death. Add aluminum. Mix in choler of anteater. Stir once. While working your fingers in a counterclockwise spiral, fold in touch of hazel. Add life and mix thoroughly.

Add shadow of maple and mix thoroughly.

Ensure that the subject ingests the compound within 5 to 13 hours for maximum effectiveness.


Curse of Wart of the Liver

Ingredients

  • 8 mealworms
  • 7 thimbles violet tear of mouse
  • 4 grains arsenic, pickled
  • touch of crocodile
  • 7 drams scapula of pangolin, salted
  • red shadow of vegetable lamb

Directions

Under the sign of Sagittarius, ready a vessel composed of a non-ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

To begin, add mealworms. Mix in tear of mouse.

Mix in arsenic. Snap your fingers thrice, then carefully add touch of crocodile.

Add scapula of pangolin. Blend in shadow of vegetable lamb.


Gathering of Athelases

Ingredients

  • ¾ dram phalanx of pangolin
  • ½ pleurotus
  • 4 pecks pistil of elm
  • ½ pinch bud of loosestrife
  • warm terror of heron

Directions

Ready a limestone vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

To begin, add phalanx of pangolin. While staggering to and fro, carefully add pleurotus. Add pistil of elm. Mix in bud of loosestrife.

Carefully add terror of heron.


Praiseworthy Rite of Sanctity

Ingredients

  • 7 pecks cold tooth of monkey
  • ½ ounce tantalum
  • ¾ kenning tarsal of shark
  • 7 live mantises

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a non-ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

To begin, add tooth of monkey. Add tantalum. Mix in tarsal of shark.

Combine with live mantises.

Hum softly as you scatter the contents.


Sanctified Charm of Joy

Ingredients

  • ½ peck chipped petal of rosemary, crushed
  • 3 measures stem of willow
  • consciousness of wyvern
  • 7 live locusts

Directions

Under a crescent moon, prepare a narrow wooden mortar and pestle (hickory preferred, though acacia will do).

To begin, add petal of rosemary. While flexing two hands, add stem of willow. Cautiously add consciousness of wyvern. Carefully add live locusts.

Ensure that the subject ingests the compound within 4 to 10 hours for maximum effectiveness.


Enchantment of Despair

Ingredients

  • 2 lots stem of umdhlebi
  • 3 live locusts
  • 4 pinches tarsal of gnome
  • hot touch of ash
  • idealism
  • touch of dandelion
  • greed of shrew
  • 7 pecks prisine stem of rose
  • 1 dram granite
  • red virtue of gryphon

Directions

Ready a schist vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

First, add stem of umdhlebi. Add live locusts and mix thoroughly. Add tarsal of gnome. Add touch of ash.

While working your fingers in a counterclockwise spiral, fold in idealism. Add touch of dandelion. Carefully add greed of shrew. Mix in stem of rose.

Mix in granite. Fold in virtue of gryphon.

Apply directly to the forehead.


Forbidden Bane of Shadow

Ingredients

  • ¼ scruple twig of vegetable lamb
  • 3 lots bud of hungry grass
  • life
  • ¼ pound stamen of moly
  • 3 cold mantises
  • ¼ peck flower of loosestrife
  • blessed terror of squirrel
  • laughter of pangolin
  • 6 measures branch of vegetable lamb, cubed

Directions

Array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

Add twig of vegetable lamb to the prepared vessel. Fold in bud of hungry grass. Carefully add life. Add stamen of moly.

Blend in mantises.

While mumbling, fold in flower of loosestrife. Cautiously add terror of squirrel. Combine with laughter of pangolin. Mix in branch of vegetable lamb.


Contrived Remedy for Illness of the Phalanx

Ingredients

  • ¼ pound antimony
  • 6 pinches iron, pickled
  • 6 drams sodium
  • 7 kennings fruit of vegetable lamb
  • 2 grey pleuroti

Directions

After aligning yourself parallel to the governing leyline, ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

To begin, add antimony. Mix in iron. Add sodium. Fold in fruit of vegetable lamb. Add pleuroti.


Blasphemous Consecration of Trouble

Ingredients

  • ½ yellowjacket
  • shadow of basilisk
  • 6 measures copper
  • 5 live ants
  • moongleam
  • 4 butterflies
  • touch of lungfish
  • ½ measure phloem of ent
  • 5 lots tooth of chimera

Directions

Under the sign of Ophiuchus, place a gold boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

To begin, add yellowjacket. Cautiously add shadow of basilisk.

Mix in copper.

Add live ants and mix thoroughly. Blend in moongleam. Add butterflies and mix thoroughly. Cautiously add touch of lungfish.

While gyrating, mix in phloem of ent. Stir gently. Gesture vaguely to the north, then mix in tooth of chimera.

Heat until all of the liquid has boiled away and the black fumes have blotted out the great and minor lights of the sky.


Fulmination of Whispers

Ingredients

  • 1 violet dragonfly
  • 5 pounds aluminum, pulverized
  • secret
  • joy of ghoul

Directions

Prepare a narrow wooden mortar and pestle (maple preferred, though acacia will do).

First, add dragonfly. Add aluminum.

While leaping, combine with secret. Snap your fingers once, then fold in joy of ghoul.

Take a fistful and scatter it to the wind.


Grand Enchantment of Starlight

Ingredients

  • 3 lots stamen of tipua
  • pragmatism
  • ¼ peck fruit of Green Man
  • essence of gryphon

Directions

On a misty evening, prepare a shallow clay mortar and pestle.

Start with stamen of tipua. Fold in pragmatism. Mix in fruit of Green Man. Fold in essence of gryphon.

Take a pinch between thumb and forefinger and inhale deeply.


Edejoad's Blasphemous Enchantment of Idealism

Ingredients

  • 8 scruples copper
  • 6 cool snails
  • secret
  • ½ lot root of jasmine

Directions

Ready a jersey sack for mixing.

Add copper to the prepared vessel. Carefully add snails. Add secret. While stamping two legs, mix in root of jasmine.

Move one forefinger through the mixture, making the approved sigils and signs, then discard.


Unclean Antidote for Rash of the Radius

Ingredients

  • prisine touch of baobab
  • ¼ butterfly
  • 4 harvestmen
  • ½ pinch ancient leaf of tipua
  • esteem of ghoul
  • 1 kenning humerus of serpent
  • 5 ounces radius of rhinoceros

Directions

On a humid night, array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

To begin, add touch of baobab. While flexing two legs, fold in butterfly. Carefully add harvestmen.

Mix in leaf of tipua. Add esteem of ghoul.

Fold in humerus of serpent. Fold in radius of rhinoceros.


Granular Remedy for Wart of the Tongue

Ingredients

  • 5 pinches coal
  • 4 drops flux
  • 8 mealworms
  • suspicion of yeti
  • 7 lots rot
  • ½ live locust
  • 1 pinch plutonium
  • 1 live butterfly
  • 1 harvestman
  • ¼ peck stem of Green Man, ground

Directions

Place a brass boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Pour flux into prepared vessel.

Wriggle your fingers, then add coal, rot, plutonium, and stem of Green Man.

While rotating one arm, carefully add mealworms. Add suspicion of yeti. Cautiously add live locust. Add live butterfly. Add harvestman and mix thoroughly.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle.


Curse of Luck

Ingredients

  • virtue of mosasaur
  • breath of lemur
  • ½ live cockle
  • terror of owl
  • ¾ measure ancient alcohol
  • ¼ tumbler serum of mosasaur
  • violet essence of ivy
  • shadow of wolfsbane
  • 4 grains copper
  • ½ lot flower of treant, chopped

Directions

Place a copper boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Beat together alcohol and serum of mosasaur until frothy.

Beat in copper and flower of treant until only a few chunks remain.

Raise three pseudopodia and gesticulate wildly, then add virtue of mosasaur. Add breath of lemur. Combine with live cockle. Add terror of owl and mix thoroughly. Carefully add essence of ivy. Blend in shadow of wolfsbane.

Following Ketrajaish of Ples's three maxims, create a wax simulacrum of the target. Submerge in the brew, and boil until all liquid has evaporated.


Charm for Infection of the Humerus

Ingredients

  • 1 dram gizzard of squirrel
  • 8 grains eye of troll
  • spark of gibbon
  • ¾ pinch cracked bud of creeper

Directions

Ready a slate vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

First, add gizzard of squirrel. Add eye of troll. Blend in spark of gibbon. Mix in bud of creeper.

Paint face, arms, and chest with the compound. The spell will take hold within seconds.


Thaumaturgy of Love

Ingredients

  • ¾ tumbler cool flux, chilled
  • 3 live mites
  • 4 pecks petal of jasper
  • 2 kennings cesium
  • love
  • 7 live mealworms
  • ¼ minim sap of creeper
  • corruption
  • conscience of ungulate
  • 5 spoons neon, diluted

Directions

Prepare a broad tin mortar and pestle.

To begin, add flux. Fold in live mites.

Add petal of jasper. While hopping on two arms, add cesium. Carefully add love. Add live mealworms and mix thoroughly. Mix in sap of creeper. While moaning gently, combine with corruption.

Carefully add conscience of ungulate. While leaping, mix in neon. Stir vigorously.


Invocation of Sorrow

Ingredients

  • ¾ scruple tibia of rhinoceros
  • 5 measures mud
  • 6 measures milk of unicorn
  • esteem of bear
  • violet spirit of selkie
  • 8 drams petal of ash

Directions

With a rising Mercury in the sky, ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Pour mud and milk of unicorn into prepared vessel. Bring to a boil, stirring once.

Gesture vaguely to the west, then blend in tibia of rhinoceros and petal of ash, stirring until fully dissolved.

Add esteem of bear. Blend in spirit of selkie.


Cure for Debilitated Sternum

Ingredients

  • ¼ blessed chanterelle
  • 4 grains chilled mildew
  • trouble
  • sorrow
  • 8 kasks oil
  • suspicion of otter
  • violet wish of baboon
  • 2 pinches chromium

Directions

Under the sign of Sagittarius, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of ash and birch.

Start with chanterelle. Add mildew. Fold in trouble. While rotating one hand, blend in sorrow. Mix in oil. Stir gently.

While dancing on three tentacles, cautiously add suspicion of otter. While staggering to and fro, combine with wish of baboon. Fold in chromium.


Irregular Fulmination of Wishes

Ingredients

  • 4 black live locusts
  • 2 ounces stem of bamboo
  • 4 tumblers grey dew of ent

Directions

Prepare a deep rowan mortar and pestle.

Start with live locusts. Gesture vaguely to the west, then add stem of bamboo.

While dancing on one foot, pour in dew of ent.

The mixture should be shaken, then imbibed while making the appropriate runic gestures with the left hand.


Useful Charm for Ache of the Tooth

Ingredients

  • ¾ grain fibula of leviathan
  • ¼ ant
  • 4 drops brine
  • ¼ grain cursed copper
  • 4 drams zinc
  • 2 spiders
  • ¾ pinch aluminum
  • 5 kennings scapula of toad, cured
  • 3 ounces grey lymph of albatross

Directions

After aligning yourself parallel to the governing leyline, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of cedar and spruce.

First, add fibula of leviathan. Fold in ant. Pour in brine. Mix in copper. Snap your fingers thrice, then add zinc. While hopping on two legs, add spiders. While moaning gently, add aluminum. Add scapula of toad.

While leaping, mix in lymph of albatross.


Sacrament of Sanctity

Ingredients

  • 3 mites
  • darkness
  • secret
  • blessed spirit of lemur
  • 8 kasks sebum of possum
  • ancient sorrow of mosasaur
  • 4 scruples arsenic, braised

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of hickory.

To begin, add mites. Add darkness and mix thoroughly. Add secret. Combine with spirit of lemur. Add sebum of possum. Stir vigorously. Add sorrow of mosasaur. Fold in arsenic.

Sprinkle a loose handful of the compound over the subject, mouthing the standard invocations.


Cursed Obscenity of Charm

Ingredients

  • 8 pinches chipped branch of umdhlebi
  • ½ pint tear of selkie
  • ½ measure chipped gonad of owl
  • 2 scruples stamen of mandrake
  • ancient touch of baobab
  • young suspicion of owl
  • 1 measure stem of ivy
  • cursed sorrow of rat
  • 6 pinches liver of kelpie
  • 3 pinches gallbladder of possum

Directions

On a misty day, prepare a deep lead mortar and pestle.

Combine tear of selkie.

Stir in branch of umdhlebi, gonad of owl, stamen of mandrake, stem of ivy, liver of kelpie, and gallbladder of possum, individually.

Cautiously add touch of baobab. Fold in suspicion of owl. Fold in sorrow of rat.


Lure of Mandrakes

Ingredients

  • 8 drams gravel
  • 3 kasks neon
  • red mind of ghoul
  • grim despair of gnome
  • 4 pounds flower of jasmine
  • young life
  • 5 ounces carbon
  • 1 mealworm
  • 5 hot worms

Directions

Under a new moon, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of cedar.

First, add gravel. Pour in neon. Stir gently.

Cautiously add mind of ghoul. Combine with despair of gnome. Raise two hands and gesticulate wildly, then mix in flower of jasmine.

Add life and mix thoroughly. Fold in carbon. While standing on three proboscides, fold in mealworm. While staggering to and fro, add worms.


Invocation of Secret

Ingredients

  • terror of elephant
  • ¾ grain tongue of salamander
  • 7 drams prisine heart of echidna
  • ¾ pound scored stem of oak
  • hot moongleam
  • 1 tumbler phlegm of shrew

Directions

Under the sign of Leo, prepare a shallow basalt mortar and pestle.

Start with terror of elephant.

Fold in tongue of salamander. Add heart of echidna. Add stem of oak. Fold in moongleam. Snap your fingers twice, then pour in phlegm of shrew.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle.


Devilish Corrective for Pallid Horn

Ingredients

  • ¾ lot young lithium
  • 7 warm live mollusks
  • love
  • 2 kennings gonad of otter
  • 8 pinches branch of inkvine
  • idealism
  • 7 scruples cursed tongue of man
  • young essence of Nimloth

Directions

Ready a flax sack for mixing.

Start with lithium. Combine with live mollusks. Add love. Fold in gonad of otter. Fold in branch of inkvine. Cautiously add idealism.

While chanting, add tongue of man. Combine with essence of Nimloth.


Sanctioned Plague of Aching Liver

Ingredients

  • 6 ounces bud of loosestrife
  • science
  • 3 measures heel of ungulate
  • cold mind of gnome
  • greed of squirrel
  • cold scent of gharial
  • ½ lot polonium, puréed
  • 6 pinches gallium, pulverized
  • 3 young millipedes
  • 1 ounce frost, puréed

Directions

After aligning yourself parallel to the governing leyline, ready a canvas sack for mixing.

Add bud of loosestrife to the prepared vessel.

Combine with science. While tapping three arms, add heel of ungulate. While moaning gently, fold in mind of gnome.

While rotating one hand, fold in greed of squirrel. Carefully add scent of gharial. Mix in polonium. Fold in gallium. Blend in millipedes. While working your fingers in a counterclockwise spiral, mix in frost.


Consecration of Hope

Ingredients

  • spirit of lungfish
  • joy of mouse
  • 2 pinches chromium
  • 3 measures violet cockles of tanuki, pulverized
  • ½ spoon cool phlegm of chameleon
  • 6 pinches platinum

Directions

Under the sign of Capricorn, place a lead boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

To begin, add spirit of lungfish. While tapping one tentacle, cautiously add joy of mouse.

Add chromium. Add cockles of tanuki. Mix in phlegm of chameleon. While working your fingers in a clockwise spiral, fold in platinum.

Move one forefinger through the mixture, making the approved sigils and signs, then discard.


Spell of Sorrow

Ingredients

  • 7 pinches petal of aspen
  • cold wink of monotreme
  • ¾ measure platinum, washed
  • 5 grains iron, pickled
  • ¼ measure stamen of lotus
  • mist
  • 4 pounds bark of athelas, braised
  • 4 grains mandible of selkie

Directions

Ready a brocaded sack for mixing.

To begin, add petal of aspen.

Add wink of monotreme. Gesture vaguely to the north, then fold in platinum. Add iron. Mix in stamen of lotus. Fold in mist. Fold in bark of athelas. While waving a leg slowly over the mixture, mix in mandible of selkie.

Move one forefinger through the mixture, making the approved sigils and signs, then discard.


Al's Rite of Memory

Ingredients

  • 3 scruples cool ulna of squirrel
  • 7 lots radius of hedgehog
  • 4 scruples spine of owl
  • 4 mantises

Directions

With a rising moon in the sky, ready a wool sack for mixing.

First, add ulna of squirrel.

Add radius of hedgehog. While tapping one tentacle, add spine of owl. Blend in mantises.

Heat until all of the liquid has boiled away and the black fumes have blotted out the great and minor lights of the sky.


Ketrajaish's Cure for Fulminating Gallbladder

Ingredients

  • essence of Green Man
  • 2 pounds sodium
  • 7 grains stem of umdhlebi
  • 8 toadstools
  • 1 measure pistil of creeper
  • 5 drams gizzard of fox
  • 8 drams scorched egg of shark
  • 1 scruple furrowed tantalum, washed
  • 3 thimbles mud
  • conscience of wyrm

Directions

Place a brass boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Add essence of Green Man to the prepared vessel.

Mix in sodium. Raise three proboscides and gesticulate wildly, then add stem of umdhlebi. Blend in toadstools. Fold in pistil of creeper. Fold in gizzard of fox. Mix in egg of shark.

Mix in tantalum. Snap your fingers twice, then mix in mud. Blend in conscience of wyrm.


Essential Bane of Delight

Ingredients

  • ¼ black snail
  • joy
  • 2 live dragonflies
  • 3 lots black brass
  • 3 live mites

Directions

After aligning yourself perpendicular to the major leyline, ready a tartan sack for mixing.

First, add snail.

Fold in joy.

Combine with live dragonflies. Fold in brass. While stamping three proboscides, add live mites and mix thoroughly.

Ensure that the subject ingests the compound within 2 to 7 hours for maximum effectiveness.


Fulminating Malediction of Joy

Ingredients

  • 1 millipede
  • laughter of sloth
  • ½ dram platinum
  • white superstition
  • ¼ white millipede
  • 3 pounds bark of lily
  • hot sorrow
  • 6 scruples cool flower of bamboo
  • life
  • 5 pounds pure cadmium

Directions

On a rainy morning, ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

To begin, add millipede. While mumbling, blend in laughter of sloth. Fold in platinum.

While flexing two tentacles, cautiously add superstition. Carefully add millipede. Fold in bark of lily.

Cautiously add sorrow.

Add flower of bamboo. Add life and mix thoroughly. While mumbling, add cadmium.


Congregation of Salamanders

Ingredients

  • 4 measures serum of gibbon
  • esteem of tanuki
  • cold hope of shark
  • mind of pidgeon

Directions

Ready a pine vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

To begin, add serum of gibbon.

Cautiously add esteem of tanuki.

While dancing on one pseudopodium, add hope of shark and mix thoroughly. Add mind of pidgeon and mix thoroughly.


Fustian Elixir for Debilitated Gallbladder

Ingredients

  • love
  • 2 measures leaf of cinnamon
  • ¾ dram spleen of monotreme
  • ¼ kenning red tin
  • 1 live moth
  • life

Directions

After aligning yourself parallel to the minor leyline, ready a cedar vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

First, add love.

Mix in leaf of cinnamon.

Fold in spleen of monotreme. Fold in tin. Combine with live moth. Cautiously add life.


Thaumaturgy of Screaming

Ingredients

  • 7 pounds bark of lotus
  • touch of demon
  • 7 ounces prisine zinc
  • whisper of elephant
  • 3 quarts lymph of parrot
  • 2 ounces sap of moly
  • ½ lot flower of hoya
  • life

Directions

Ready a schist vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Pour lymph of parrot and sap of moly into prepared vessel. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

While stamping one proboscis, add bark of lotus, zinc, and flower of hoya. Do not overmix.

While standing on one arm, add touch of demon and mix thoroughly. Fold in whisper of elephant. Cautiously add life.


Blight of Infected Brain

Ingredients

  • 3 pinches gallium
  • blessed shadow of quaking
  • 3 pints violet sap of jasmine
  • hope
  • 5 pinches leaf of pine
  • despair

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of oak.

Pour sap of jasmine into prepared vessel.

While dancing on one hand, stir in gallium and leaf of pine, individually.

Add shadow of quaking. Cautiously add hope. Blend in despair.


Fulmination of Moongleam

Ingredients

  • cursed sorrow of pangolin
  • grey essence of shark
  • essence of fox
  • grim luck
  • 2 grains grey scapula of tarsir

Directions

With a setting Mercury in the sky, array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

Start with sorrow of pangolin. Blend in essence of shark. Blend in essence of fox. Add luck and mix thoroughly. Mix in scapula of tarsir.


Hithu's Feckless Rite of Despair

Ingredients

  • darkness
  • 5 pecks tallow
  • 7 lots mandible of loach
  • 6 live mites
  • 7 pecks cracked petal of aspen
  • 6 grains gravel
  • 6 pinches violet tongue of fox
  • ¼ drop mercury
  • black memory of baobab

Directions

Place a brass boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Combine mercury.

Add tallow, mandible of loach, petal of aspen, gravel, and tongue of fox. Do not overmix.

While standing on one pseudopodium, fold in darkness. Fold in live mites. Cautiously add memory of baobab.

Move one forefinger through the mixture, making the approved sigils and signs, then discard.


Suitible Rite of Wishes

Ingredients

  • 5 kennings scored polonium
  • white moongleam
  • touch of rafflesia
  • starlight
  • 3 ounces neon
  • ½ kenning tooth of loach, washed
  • 2 drams grey hair of fox
  • 7 pints saliva of selkie, dehydrated
  • 8 ounces cursed tantalum

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of oak and ash.

Beat together neon and saliva of selkie until frothy. Bring to a boil, stirring occasionally.

Add polonium, tooth of loach, hair of fox, and tantalum. Do not overmix.

Blend in moongleam. Add touch of rafflesia and mix thoroughly. Blend in starlight.

Take a pinch between thumb and forefinger and inhale deeply.


Rite of Life

Ingredients

  • 1 dram fruit of inkvine
  • pure touch of man
  • ¼ minim tear of carp, beaten

Directions

Under a waxing moon, ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Add tear of carp, stirring gently.

While gyrating, beat in fruit of inkvine until only a few chunks remain.

Add touch of man and mix thoroughly.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle.


Antidote for Lazy Tail

Ingredients

  • 2 mites
  • 4 scruples cerumen of bovine
  • 6 lots viscera of salamander
  • ¾ lot chipped stem of elm, polished

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Add mites to the prepared vessel. Pour in cerumen of bovine. Stir once. Fold in viscera of salamander. While waving a tentacle slowly over the mixture, fold in stem of elm.


Spell of Terror

Ingredients

  • 4 scruples stem of quaking
  • 2 measures phalanx of redcap
  • joy
  • ¾ scruple spine of bat
  • ½ dram gallbladder of peccary
  • 6 pinches twig of loosestrife
  • ¼ scruple pistil of hibiscus
  • 2 drams scapula of bat
  • 6 live ants
  • cursed virtue of mosasaur

Directions

Ready a jasper vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

First, add stem of quaking. Add phalanx of redcap. Add joy and mix thoroughly. Add spine of bat.

Fold in gallbladder of peccary.

Fold in twig of loosestrife. Mix in pistil of hibiscus. Fold in scapula of bat. Add live ants and mix thoroughly.

Add virtue of mosasaur.


Al's Granular Elixir for Illness of the Cockles

Ingredients

  • 8 pleuroti
  • ¾ ounce grey patella of wombat, cured
  • 1 scruple ulna of chameleon
  • 1 kask tear of gibbon
  • 3 snails
  • ¼ lot cool tantalum, chopped
  • ½ lot gold
  • 5 measures young gravel, chopped
  • 6 pinches lithium

Directions

Facing south, place a copper boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

To begin, add pleuroti. Add patella of wombat. Fold in ulna of chameleon.

Pour in tear of gibbon.

Blend in snails. Fold in tantalum. Add gold. Add gravel. Add lithium.


Indispensible Dedication of Whispers

Ingredients

  • 8 grains chipped hair of redcap
  • 4 pinches pistil of Green Man, pickled
  • sunlight
  • essence of dandelion
  • essence of sage
  • 7 pinches prisine silicon
  • ¾ dram milk of lemur
  • touch of crocodile

Directions

After aligning yourself perpendicular to the minor leyline, ready a marble vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Pour milk of lemur into prepared vessel. Bring to a boil, stirring vigorously.

While working your fingers in a clockwise spiral, blend in hair of redcap, pistil of Green Man, and silicon, stirring until fully dissolved.

Blend in sunlight. Blend in essence of dandelion. Add essence of sage and mix thoroughly. Fold in touch of crocodile.

Apply directly to the forehead.


Rite of Love

Ingredients

  • memory of bottlebrush
  • secret
  • scream of ungulate
  • ¾ solifuge
  • cursed luck
  • essence of jasper
  • ½ pinch radius of troll

Directions

Facing west, prepare a broad obsidian mortar and pestle.

Add memory of bottlebrush to the prepared vessel. Add secret and mix thoroughly. Carefully add scream of ungulate. While humming softly, blend in solifuge. Carefully add luck. Combine with essence of jasper.

Add radius of troll.

The mixture should be shaken, then imbibed while making the appropriate runic gestures with the left hand.


Devilry of Moongleam

Ingredients

  • 5 scruples tin
  • 2 drams humour of alligator
  • red love of rhinoceros
  • 4 measures pistil of Nimloth

Directions

Under a crescent moon, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of fir.

Beat together humour of alligator until frothy.

While humming softly, blend in tin and pistil of Nimloth, stirring until fully dissolved.

While moaning gently, fold in love of rhinoceros.


Consecration of Trouble

Ingredients

  • laughter of hedgehog
  • white scent of titan arum
  • ¼ moth
  • young suspicion of redcap

Directions

On a cloudy day, prepare a narrow granite mortar and pestle.

Add laughter of hedgehog to the prepared vessel. Add scent of titan arum. Carefully add moth. Cautiously add suspicion of redcap.


Cursed Spell of Wisdom

Ingredients

  • ¼ dram sternum of eel
  • 7 grains phalanx of owl, braised
  • 4 drams bark of fern, crushed
  • life
  • grim essence of lotus

Directions

Ready an alder vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Add sternum of eel to the prepared vessel. Fold in phalanx of owl. Add bark of fern. Cautiously add life. Cautiously add essence of lotus.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Al Ad's Poem of Power recommended), then reserve for future use.


Jinx of Rash of the Carpal

Ingredients

  • touch of jasmine
  • 7 moths
  • scent of lotus
  • ¾ pound cobalt
  • haze

Directions

With a setting sun in the sky, array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

Start with touch of jasmine. Add moths and mix thoroughly. Cautiously add scent of lotus. Add cobalt. Add haze.

Hum softly as you scatter the contents.


Grand Song of Swallows

Ingredients

  • breath of okapi
  • ¾ kenning tantalum
  • wish of toad
  • 7 scruples brain of lemur
  • 3 scruples leaf of mint
  • ¼ pinch cracked cadmium
  • 1 peck leaf of bottlebrush
  • 6 ancient live worms
  • terror of basilisk

Directions

Array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

First, add breath of okapi. Add tantalum. Cautiously add wish of toad.

Fold in brain of lemur. While leaping, mix in leaf of mint.

Mix in cadmium. Add leaf of bottlebrush. While moaning gently, add live worms. Fold in terror of basilisk.


Irregular Bane of Invisibility

Ingredients

  • 1 dram prisine gravel, pickled
  • ½ kask phloem of hoya
  • ¼ mollusk

Directions

Prepare a narrow syenite mortar and pestle.

Add phloem of hoya, stirring gently. Bring to a boil, stirring occasionally.

Beat in gravel until only a few chunks remain.

While waving a leg slowly over the mixture, add mollusk and mix thoroughly.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Al Ad's Poem of Power recommended), then reserve for future use.


Useful Denunciation of Terror

Ingredients

  • 5 pecks violet coal, puréed
  • 8 quarts red choler of caribou
  • ½ dram ulna of okapi
  • essence of mint
  • 2 pecks ancient branch of fern, cured
  • 5 pounds spine of echidna

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of yew.

Add choler of caribou, stirring gently.

Stir in coal, ulna of okapi, branch of fern, and spine of echidna, individually.

Carefully add essence of mint.

Following Ketrajaish of Ples's three maxims, create a wax simulacrum of the target. Submerge in the brew, and boil until all liquid has evaporated.


Feckless Blight of Infected Spleen

Ingredients

  • 2 pecks prisine rib of swallow, ground
  • 2 drams copper
  • essence of baobab
  • pure sanctity
  • shadow of sage
  • 1 dram iridium
  • 2 grains furrowed antimony, polished
  • memory of rosemary
  • sorrow of ocelot

Directions

Under a waxing moon, array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

Start with rib of swallow. Fold in copper. Combine with essence of baobab. Blend in sanctity. Blend in shadow of sage. While staggering to and fro, add iridium.

Fold in antimony. Raise two feet and gesticulate wildly, then fold in memory of rosemary.

Combine with sorrow of ocelot.

Hum softly as you scatter the contents.


Fulmination of Wisdom

Ingredients

  • 2 grains cracked carpal of lungfish, chopped
  • ¼ kenning flower of quaking, salted
  • ¼ pinch iron
  • warm conscience of demon
  • 4 pinches root of creeper, braised
  • 2 measures boron, braised
  • 6 pounds antimony
  • 4 thimbles phlegm of tanuki
  • essence of umdhlebi
  • 2 blessed mollusks

Directions

After aligning yourself perpendicular to the minor leyline, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of spruce.

Beat together phlegm of tanuki until frothy. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Blend in carpal of lungfish, flower of quaking, iron, root of creeper, boron, and antimony, stirring until fully dissolved.

Combine with conscience of demon. Carefully add essence of umdhlebi. Add mollusks and mix thoroughly.

Take a pinch between thumb and forefinger and inhale deeply.


Blasphemy of Joy

Ingredients

  • 6 ounces heart of loach, cubed
  • 8 pints phloem of wolfsbane
  • cold touch of moly
  • spirit of bovine
  • 4 pints alcohol
  • 2 lots scorched rib of mosasaur

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of spruce and fir.

To begin, add heart of loach. Add phloem of wolfsbane.

Cautiously add touch of moly. While gyrating, fold in spirit of bovine.

Mix in alcohol. Stir once.

While mumbling, mix in rib of mosasaur.

Heat until all of the liquid has boiled away and the black fumes have blotted out the great and minor lights of the sky.


Hithu's Essential Consecration of Moongleam

Ingredients

  • pragmatism
  • 6 ounces grim pistil of elm
  • 8 drams thyroid of shrew
  • 4 pleuroti
  • 8 pecks tarsal of rat
  • 1 lot bark of maple
  • 6 pounds polonium
  • hope
  • ½ kenning carbon, pulverized
  • 4 ounces phloem of bamboo

Directions

Place a gold boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Beat together phloem of bamboo until frothy. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Add pistil of elm, thyroid of shrew, tarsal of rat, bark of maple, polonium, and carbon.

While tapping one pseudopodium, blend in pragmatism. Carefully add pleuroti. Cautiously add hope.


Essential Lure of Rhinoceroses

Ingredients

  • fear
  • chilled conscience of marsupial
  • ¾ kenning twig of creeper, cured
  • shadow of mosasaur
  • scent of triffid
  • cold conscience of wyrm
  • 8 drams seed of rose, salted
  • joy of swallow

Directions

Under the sign of Ophiuchus, array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

Add fear to the prepared vessel. Blend in conscience of marsupial. Fold in twig of creeper. Add shadow of mosasaur and mix thoroughly. While mumbling, add scent of triffid and mix thoroughly. Blend in conscience of wyrm. Mix in seed of rose.

Cautiously add joy of swallow.


Astonishing Fulmination of Mind

Ingredients

  • 4 drams sap of kudzu
  • 5 pounds spine of tanuki
  • ¾ scruple coal
  • ½ prisine live spider
  • scorn of toad
  • hope
  • chilled love of tanuki
  • cool haze
  • 1 scruple gold

Directions

Prepare a deep obsidian mortar and pestle.

Beat together sap of kudzu until frothy. Bring to a boil, stirring vigorously.

Add spine of tanuki, coal, and gold.

Snap your fingers twice, then carefully add live spider. Carefully add scorn of toad. Carefully add hope. Combine with love of tanuki. Cautiously add haze.


Invocation of Charm

Ingredients

  • ½ pound pistil of aspen
  • ¾ spoon blood of carp, beaten
  • 8 drops phloem of maple
  • 1 dram flower of raskovnik
  • memory of rhipidistian
  • ½ thimble white choler of eel, stirred
  • 5 grains liver of tarsir

Directions

Ready a hickory vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

To begin, add pistil of aspen.

Add blood of carp. While gyrating, mix in phloem of maple. Stir vigorously. Add flower of raskovnik.

Add memory of rhipidistian. Add choler of eel. Stir once. Add liver of tarsir.


Corrective for Afflicted Hair

Ingredients

  • 6 lots seed of mandrake
  • 3 measures grim polonium, crushed
  • 5 pounds chromium
  • hope of lynx
  • 7 measures pure dew of daisy
  • 4 grains cracked sodium
  • 2 scruples iridium

Directions

Ready a lead vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

To begin, add seed of mandrake. While gyrating, mix in polonium.

Fold in chromium. Cautiously add hope of lynx. While humming softly, pour in dew of daisy. Stir once. Fold in sodium. Fold in iridium.


Foolish Malediction of Love

Ingredients

  • 8 drams cool liver of owl
  • 1 ounce tail of shad
  • cursed essence of tipua
  • despair
  • ¾ kenning ear of anteater
  • ¼ grain warm lithium
  • 5 pounds arsenic, ground
  • ½ kenning cursed rot
  • 1 pinch ear of unicorn
  • 8 ounces chipped scale of loach

Directions

After aligning yourself parallel to the governing leyline, ready a jasper vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

To begin, add liver of owl. While tapping three tentacles, add tail of shad. Carefully add essence of tipua.

Cautiously add despair. Fold in ear of anteater.

Add lithium. While waving a hand slowly over the mixture, fold in arsenic. While rotating three feet, add rot. Snap your fingers twice, then mix in ear of unicorn. While stamping two proboscides, mix in scale of loach.


Hithu's Corrective for Infection of the Hair

Ingredients

  • 5 measures mud
  • 5 thimbles dew of hungry grass
  • 4 drams gizzard of shark
  • ½ dram black stamen of lily
  • 6 pinches young char
  • ½ lot gold
  • 8 ounces ulna of tarsir
  • 7 pounds gonad of selkie, braised
  • 1 measure silicon

Directions

Place an iron boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Beat together mud and dew of hungry grass until frothy. Bring to a boil, stirring once.

While gyrating, add gizzard of shark, stamen of lily, char, gold, ulna of tarsir, gonad of selkie, and silicon. Do not overmix.

Bring to a rolling boil and steep a length of bandage for 2 to 7 hours.Let cool, then apply the bandages to hair, wrapping tightly.


Spell of Hope

Ingredients

  • ¼ minim saliva of mouse
  • corruption
  • esteem of tanuki
  • ½ pound tibia of caiman
  • ¼ dram bud of daisy
  • 6 pecks bismuth

Directions

On a misty morning, ready a vessel composed of a non-ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Combine saliva of mouse.

While standing on one pseudopodium, add tibia of caiman, bud of daisy, and bismuth.

While gyrating, combine with corruption. Add esteem of tanuki.

Heat until all of the liquid has boiled away and the black fumes have blotted out the great and minor lights of the sky.


Praiseworthy Rite of Science

Ingredients

  • 1 pinch tin, chopped
  • memory of tarsir
  • 2 ounces chipped fibula of tarsir
  • 8 drams tin

Directions

Ready a cherry vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Start with tin. While gyrating, add memory of tarsir. While working your fingers in a counterclockwise spiral, add fibula of tarsir. Mix in tin.


O's Sanctified Gathering of Titan Arums

Ingredients

  • 4 pounds prisine viscera of ocelot
  • 8 kasks pure choler of newt
  • 7 scruples phlegm of caribou
  • whisper of caiman
  • 3 white fleas
  • ¼ pinch ear of loach
  • 4 measures xylem of daisy
  • 1 live cockle
  • 6 tumblers warm xylem of hazel

Directions

Ready an obsidian vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Start with viscera of ocelot. Pour in choler of newt. Pour in phlegm of caribou. Stir vigorously.

Cautiously add whisper of caiman. Carefully add fleas. While humming softly, add ear of loach.

Add xylem of daisy. Stir vigorously. Add live cockle. Mix in xylem of hazel. Stir once.


Jinx of Putrid Choler

Ingredients

  • 6 measures wax
  • scream of okapi
  • memory of ghoul
  • ¾ measure branch of cinnamon, cured
  • joy
  • secret
  • 7 shiitakes

Directions

Under the sign of Gemini, ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Start with wax. Blend in scream of okapi. Add memory of ghoul. Mix in branch of cinnamon. Raise two pseudopodia and gesticulate wildly, then add joy and mix thoroughly. Fold in secret. Add shiitakes.

Hum softly as you scatter the contents.


Conjuring of Inkvines

Ingredients

  • 7 drams iridium
  • 1 peck cracked gallium, cured
  • 5 grains liver of bovine
  • spirit of ungulate
  • wish of swallow

Directions

Ready a tartan sack for mixing.

To begin, add iridium. Add gallium. Mix in liver of bovine. Cautiously add spirit of ungulate. Blend in wish of swallow.

Heat until all of the liquid has boiled away and the black fumes have blotted out the great and minor lights of the sky. 2 to 5 inkvines should begin to appear within minutes.


Al's Quotidian Elixir for Infestation of the Tooth

Ingredients

  • 6 spoons red neon
  • 1 pound hair of rhipidistian
  • ¼ measure plutonium
  • science
  • ¼ warm dragonfly
  • 7 lots sternum of lemur
  • ¼ pinch pure cadmium
  • 3 lots fruit of calluna
  • 8 grains arsenic
  • 4 drams helium

Directions

Place a copper boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

First, add neon. While rotating one proboscis, fold in hair of rhipidistian. Mix in plutonium. Combine with science. While hopping on one pseudopodium, carefully add dragonfly. Mix in sternum of lemur. Mix in cadmium. Add fruit of calluna. Fold in arsenic. Add helium. Stir vigorously.

The mixture should be shaken, then imbibed while making the appropriate runic gestures with the left hand.


Practical Lure of Echidnas

Ingredients

  • 3 drams petal of jasmine
  • ½ scruple petal of bottlebrush
  • 7 mollusks
  • 4 drams brine

Directions

Facing south, ready a hemlock vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Beat together brine until frothy.

Beat in petal of jasmine and petal of bottlebrush until only a few chunks remain.

Fold in mollusks.

Speak the seven forbidden words, then submerge one arm in the compound up to the elbow and withdraw. 1 to 4 echidnas should begin to appear within hours.


Enchantment of Death

Ingredients

  • sunlight
  • scent of hoya
  • chilled love of demon
  • essence of sage
  • 7 pinches hot tarsal of loach
  • 3 drams twig of athelas
  • 1 measure lead
  • 3 pecks ancient twig of vegetable lamb, puréed

Directions

Ready a canvas sack for mixing.

Start with sunlight. Blend in scent of hoya. Combine with love of demon. Carefully add essence of sage.

Mix in tarsal of loach. Fold in twig of athelas. Mix in lead.

Add twig of vegetable lamb.


Complex Cure for Unfortunate Tail

Ingredients

  • 1 ounce tusk of troll
  • 5 lots gonad of wyvern
  • 6 cool enoki
  • 7 grains sternum of chimera

Directions

With a setting Mars in the sky, ready an acacia vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Add tusk of troll to the prepared vessel. Add gonad of wyvern. While gyrating, add enoki. While hopping on three legs, mix in sternum of chimera.

Hum softly as you scatter the contents.


Rite of Gnashing

Ingredients

  • 4 scruples granite, pickled
  • ¾ lot root of umdhlebi
  • memory of shad
  • 7 lots furrowed tarsal of peccary

Directions

Ready a wool sack for mixing.

To begin, add granite. Mix in root of umdhlebi. While humming softly, fold in memory of shad. Mix in tarsal of peccary.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle.


Favoured Spell of Strength

Ingredients

  • cold consciousness of elephant
  • 6 pecks prisine hair of caribou
  • black shadow
  • 2 grains gold, pickled
  • laughter of bat
  • 7 scruples lead, chopped
  • 1 thimble dew of ivy
  • 1 mealworm
  • 7 pounds scored phosphorus, puréed

Directions

Under the sign of Aries, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of maple and elm.

First, add consciousness of elephant. Mix in hair of caribou. Blend in shadow. While waving a tentacle slowly over the mixture, mix in gold. While rotating one proboscis, cautiously add laughter of bat. Add lead. Pour in dew of ivy. Stir gently.

Blend in mealworm. Mix in phosphorus.


Grand Cure for Bruised Scapula

Ingredients

  • 2 grains black granite
  • sunlight
  • memory of mint
  • 4 ounces petal of Green Man
  • 3 scruples granite

Directions

Ready a slik sack for mixing.

Start with granite. Combine with sunlight.

Snap your fingers twice, then combine with memory of mint.

Mix in petal of Green Man. While chanting, mix in granite.


Astonishing Consecration of Hope

Ingredients

  • ¾ dram granite, pulverized
  • 1 pound bud of ash
  • 7 pure live moths
  • 4 pecks gravel
  • 8 lots ulna of baboon
  • shadow of inkvine
  • ½ toadstool

Directions

After aligning yourself parallel to the minor leyline, array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

Start with granite. While mumbling, add bud of ash. While hopping on one hand, blend in live moths. Add gravel.

Mix in ulna of baboon.

While standing on one pseudopodium, cautiously add shadow of inkvine. Cautiously add toadstool.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Al Ad's Song of Sanctity recommended), then reserve for future use.


Denunciation of Darkness

Ingredients

  • 7 lots humerus of ungulate
  • ½ toadstool
  • 2 pounds tooth of elephant, polished

Directions

With a setting Mars in the sky, ready a hempen sack for mixing.

Start with humerus of ungulate. Carefully add toadstool. While mumbling, mix in tooth of elephant.


Vacuous Thaumaturgy of Delight

Ingredients

  • 4 measures sebum of bear
  • superstition
  • ¼ kenning scapula of gryphon
  • 4 drams furrowed leaf of jasper, braised
  • ½ dram lymph of kelpie

Directions

Under a waning moon, prepare a shallow tin mortar and pestle.

Add sebum of bear and lymph of kelpie, stirring gently. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Blend in scapula of gryphon and leaf of jasper, stirring until fully dissolved.

Combine with superstition.


Convenient Invitation of Gryphons

Ingredients

  • 5 lots arsenic
  • 1 kenning chipped gold
  • 8 measures quartz
  • 5 chanterelles
  • ¼ pleurotus
  • 1 live butterfly
  • ¾ measure platinum
  • ¾ grain sternum of bovine
  • 6 live harvestmen

Directions

Ready a paisley sack for mixing.

To begin, add arsenic. Mix in gold. Mix in quartz. Add chanterelles and mix thoroughly.

Combine with pleurotus. Add live butterfly. Add platinum. Add sternum of bovine. Gesture vaguely to the south, then combine with live harvestmen.

Take a pinch between thumb and forefinger and inhale deeply. 2 to 6 gryphons should begin to appear within seconds.


Edejoad's Plague of Infected Lymph

Ingredients

  • 3 live fleas
  • 5 ounces silicon
  • 8 pinches gonad of man

Directions

Array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

Start with live fleas. Mix in silicon. Mix in gonad of man.

Following Ash's four precepts, create a cloth manikin of the target. Coat liberally with the compound, then burn. Scatter the ashes.


Desultory Malediction of Corruption

Ingredients

  • ½ violet live centipede
  • shadow of triffid
  • 5 kennings scored leaf of mandrake, cured
  • 3 measures bile of ghoul

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of maple and birch.

Add bile of ghoul, stirring gently.

While flexing three proboscides, blend in leaf of mandrake, stirring until fully dissolved.

Fold in live centipede. Add shadow of triffid.

Take a single strand of the target's hair, break it in two, and add it to the concoction, mixing thoroughly.


O's Complex Elixir for Debilitated Tooth

Ingredients

  • 5 pounds wax
  • ¾ lot fibula of crocodile
  • ½ pinch iron

Directions

Facing west, prepare a narrow hemlock mortar and pestle.

To begin, add wax. Add fibula of crocodile. While hopping on two proboscides, fold in iron.

Apply directly to the forehead.


O's Fustian Beckoning of Dogs

Ingredients

  • memory of Nimloth
  • ¼ scruple horn of parrot
  • 2 lots magnesium
  • 1 peck ear of bovine
  • ¼ kenning chipped root of mint
  • 1 minim cerumen of lemur, dehydrated
  • ¼ scruple blessed phloem of creosote
  • ¾ dram rib of okapi
  • 8 grains stamen of baobab
  • 5 ounces thyroid of possum

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of birch.

First, add memory of Nimloth. Fold in horn of parrot. Add magnesium.

While mumbling, mix in ear of bovine. Add root of mint.

While gyrating, mix in cerumen of lemur. Mix in phloem of creosote. Add rib of okapi.

Add stamen of baobab. While stamping three proboscides, fold in thyroid of possum.


Rite of Mist

Ingredients

  • ½ grain carpal of redcap
  • 3 drams violet lymph of yeti
  • 6 grains plutonium
  • spark of squirrel
  • corruption

Directions

Ready a fir vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Combine lymph of yeti. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Stir in carpal of redcap and plutonium, individually.

Fold in spark of squirrel. Combine with corruption.

Dig a hole six feet deep and bury. Excavate after the spring thaw.


Edejoad's Crucial Assembly of Poplars

Ingredients

  • spirit of gharial
  • 6 measures viscera of caiman, polished
  • 6 drams mud
  • sunlight
  • 3 locusts
  • virtue of carp
  • 8 live harvestmen
  • ¼ snail
  • 4 pounds pistil of rosemary

Directions

Place a zinc boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Start with spirit of gharial. Mix in viscera of caiman. Mix in mud. Raise two legs and gesticulate wildly, then carefully add sunlight. Add locusts and mix thoroughly. While gyrating, cautiously add virtue of carp.

Fold in live harvestmen. Add snail and mix thoroughly.

Add pistil of rosemary.


Contrived Blessing of Esteem

Ingredients

  • 4 grains pure brass, ground
  • ½ measure root of chicory
  • 4 minims mud, chilled

Directions

Facing west, ready a syenite vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Start with brass. Add root of chicory. Pour in mud.


Feckless Charm of Sorrow

Ingredients

  • shadow
  • essence of ivy
  • memory of raskovnik
  • 3 drams scorched gallium
  • ½ kenning spine of mosasaur
  • 1 ounce bismuth
  • 7 grains heel of okapi, cured

Directions

On a dry afternoon, array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

Add shadow to the prepared vessel.

Cautiously add essence of ivy. Combine with memory of raskovnik. While mumbling, mix in gallium. Mix in spine of mosasaur. While flexing two proboscides, add bismuth. While dancing on three feet, add heel of okapi.

Take a fistful and scatter it to the wind.


Invocation of Secret

Ingredients

  • 2 kasks cerumen of hedgehog
  • idealism
  • ¾ dram silver
  • sunlight
  • 8 scruples seed of pine, braised
  • fear

Directions

Ready a jasper vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Beat together cerumen of hedgehog until frothy. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

While moaning gently, stir in silver and seed of pine, individually.

Carefully add idealism. Add sunlight. Cautiously add fear.


O's Blasphemous Summoning of Ferns

Ingredients

  • 3 drams carbon, ground
  • 8 thimbles dilute neon, stirred
  • sorrow
  • ½ pint phloem of fern
  • spirit of peccary
  • 7 grains brass
  • 5 pinches gravel
  • ¾ dram quartz
  • laughter of ghoul

Directions

With a rising Mars in the sky, place an iron boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Add neon and phloem of fern, stirring gently. Bring to a boil, stirring continuously.

Stir in carbon, brass, gravel, and quartz, individually.

Cautiously add sorrow. Carefully add spirit of peccary. Add laughter of ghoul and mix thoroughly.


Parsimonious Spell of Virtue

Ingredients

  • 7 enoki
  • scent of bamboo
  • ¾ measure plutonium
  • 5 toadstools
  • ½ lot hot seed of Green Man
  • 2 ounces twig of lily
  • ¼ scruple pistil of tipua
  • 5 drams cracked potassium

Directions

Under the sign of Leo, array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

To begin, add enoki. Fold in scent of bamboo. While moaning gently, add plutonium. Cautiously add toadstools. Add seed of Green Man. Mix in twig of lily. Mix in pistil of tipua. Add potassium.


Corrective for Fulminating Gallbladder

Ingredients

  • ½ measure bud of ash
  • 6 tumblers phlegm of ghoul, tepid
  • pragmatism
  • ¾ lot ancient gravel, cured
  • pure shadow of Nimloth
  • 7 pounds red spleen of troll

Directions

Under a full moon, place a nickel boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

First, add bud of ash.

Add phlegm of ghoul. Carefully add pragmatism. While hopping on two legs, mix in gravel. While gyrating, fold in shadow of Nimloth. Fold in spleen of troll.

With bare hands, fold a small measure of the curative into an equal amount of wax or tallow, the massage into the subject's gallbladder.


Invocation of Joy

Ingredients

  • ¼ measure lead, chopped
  • ½ kask mud
  • 8 live millipedes
  • laughter of peccary
  • 5 lots petal of creosote
  • 5 moths
  • 4 pure live dragonflies
  • 5 grains brass

Directions

Prepare a narrow limestone mortar and pestle.

To begin, add lead. Add mud. Stir gently. Carefully add live millipedes. Cautiously add laughter of peccary. Mix in petal of creosote. Carefully add moths.

Add live dragonflies and mix thoroughly. Fold in brass.

The mixture should be shaken, then imbibed while making the appropriate runic gestures with the left hand.


Lure of Chameleons

Ingredients

  • touch of leprechaun
  • 5 harvestmen
  • 7 kennings blessed viscera of toad, chopped
  • red esteem of gryphon
  • grey spirit of fox

Directions

Ready a brocaded sack for mixing.

First, add touch of leprechaun.

While rotating one foot, combine with harvestmen.

Snap your fingers once, then fold in viscera of toad. Carefully add esteem of gryphon.

Raise two arms and gesticulate wildly, then fold in spirit of fox.


Cure for Wart of the Serum

Ingredients

  • 4 shiitakes
  • 4 live ants
  • 4 minims viscous humour of albatross

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of larch.

To begin, add shiitakes.

Fold in live ants.

Pour in humour of albatross. Stir vigorously.


Useful Malediction of Mist

Ingredients

  • ¼ dram flux
  • 8 live harvestmen
  • 5 kennings flower of lotus

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of spruce.

Combine flux. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Beat in flower of lotus until only a few chunks remain.

Cautiously add live harvestmen.

Move one forefinger through the mixture, making the approved sigils and signs, then discard.


Cure for Infected Gizzard

Ingredients

  • 1 scruple furrowed brass, polished
  • 5 drams red scapula of demon
  • 6 live mites
  • white haze
  • sunlight
  • 2 kennings petal of ivy
  • 2 drams plutonium

Directions

Array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

First, add brass. Add scapula of demon. Snap your fingers once, then cautiously add live mites. Add haze. Add sunlight. Mix in petal of ivy. Wriggle your toes, then fold in plutonium.


Simple Beckoning of Snails

Ingredients

  • 7 tumblers blessed nitrogen
  • ½ grain seed of jasper
  • blessed luck
  • ½ ounce flower of lotus, ground
  • 7 ounces tarsal of selkie
  • 4 lots stamen of bamboo, pulverized
  • 3 scruples lymph of ocelot, dehydrated
  • ¾ dram cracked bud of creeper, chopped
  • ½ grain scored petal of tipua, pickled
  • cold love

Directions

Under a full moon, prepare a broad granite mortar and pestle.

To begin, add nitrogen. Snap your fingers thrice, then mix in seed of jasper.

Combine with luck.

Add flower of lotus.

Fold in tarsal of selkie. Mix in stamen of bamboo. Mix in lymph of ocelot. Add bud of creeper. Add petal of tipua. Combine with love.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Al Ad's Poem of Power recommended), then reserve for future use. 3 to 9 snails should begin to appear within minutes.


Convocation of Mandrakes

Ingredients

  • corruption
  • ¼ kask neon
  • ¼ lot spleen of parrot
  • 7 fleas
  • trouble

Directions

Ready a gold vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Pour neon into prepared vessel. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

While stamping two feet, beat in spleen of parrot until only a few chunks remain.

Cautiously add corruption. Add fleas and mix thoroughly. Fold in trouble.

Paint face, arms, and chest with the compound. The spell will take hold within seconds. 5 to 13 mandrakes should begin to appear within hours.


Edejoad's Malediction of Bilious Carpal

Ingredients

  • 4 measures nose of newt, ground
  • touch of daisy
  • 7 grains iridium
  • 1 measure caloric
  • ¾ ounce tear of yeti, chilled
  • ½ spoon sap of cinnamon
  • warm sanctity
  • 7 spoons tear of crocodile
  • ¼ dram pure petal of fern

Directions

With a setting moon in the sky, ready an alder vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Add caloric, tear of yeti, sap of cinnamon, and tear of crocodile, stirring gently. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Snap your fingers once, then add nose of newt, iridium, and petal of fern.

While leaping, carefully add touch of daisy. Cautiously add sanctity.


Bane of Lazy Hair

Ingredients

  • 1 pound antimony
  • 2 lots scorched tallow, cured
  • ½ pound black tin
  • 1 termite
  • 7 quarts phlegm of toad
  • ¼ grim dragonfly
  • ¼ peck silver
  • 6 pounds viscera of tarsir, cured
  • 6 spoons milk of sloth

Directions

Under the sign of Sagittarius, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of yew and larch.

Combine phlegm of toad and milk of sloth.

While waving a tentacle slowly over the mixture, beat in antimony, tallow, tin, silver, and viscera of tarsir until only a few chunks remain.

While tapping one arm, combine with termite. Add dragonfly and mix thoroughly.


Devilish Enchantment of Delight

Ingredients

  • ½ pinch cold boron
  • 7 scruples nose of squirrel
  • death
  • 7 kennings silver, cubed
  • ¼ scruple cadmium

Directions

Under a new moon, ready a spruce vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Start with boron. Gesture vaguely to the east, then mix in nose of squirrel. Fold in death. Fold in silver. Mix in cadmium.


Invocation of Joy

Ingredients

  • 5 pinches violet sternum of sloth
  • shadow
  • ½ solifuge

Directions

Prepare a shallow alder mortar and pestle.

First, add sternum of sloth. Add shadow. Blend in solifuge.

Paint face, arms, and chest with the compound. The spell will take hold within seconds.


Convenient Poultice for Bruised Phalanx

Ingredients

  • 4 kennings young platinum
  • ¾ ounce rot
  • 4 pecks blessed radius of man
  • 6 live moths
  • essence of ivy

Directions

Ready a brass vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

First, add platinum. Fold in rot. Add radius of man. Blend in live moths.

Cautiously add essence of ivy.


Curse of Riotous Saliva

Ingredients

  • ½ minim sebum of bear
  • 6 ounces branch of Green Man
  • ¾ live mantis
  • 8 kennings blessed spine of pangolin
  • 4 pounds gold
  • ½ scruple young mud

Directions

Ready a jasper vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Combine sebum of bear and mud. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Raise one arm and gesticulate wildly, then beat in branch of Green Man, spine of pangolin, and gold until only a few chunks remain.

While stamping three proboscides, combine with live mantis.


Charm of Fear

Ingredients

  • ½ measure polonium
  • ¼ measure hot tooth of tarsir, pickled
  • ¼ live termite
  • ½ dram scorched copper
  • ¾ scruple lead

Directions

After aligning yourself parallel to the major leyline, prepare a broad wooden mortar and pestle (spruce preferred, though pine will do).

To begin, add polonium. Fold in tooth of tarsir.

Combine with live termite. Mix in copper. Mix in lead.


O's Thaumaturgy of Strength

Ingredients

  • 2 pecks cranium of monotreme, pulverized
  • ¾ ounce spleen of albatross
  • 3 blessed solifuges
  • starlight
  • 7 chilled enoki
  • ¾ scruple wax
  • 2 kasks water
  • 5 scruples cracked cobalt
  • 8 live moths

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

First, add cranium of monotreme. Mix in spleen of albatross. Cautiously add solifuges. Carefully add starlight.

Carefully add enoki. Mix in wax. Pour in water. Stir gently.

Mix in cobalt. Combine with live moths.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle.


Gathering of Rosemaries

Ingredients

  • 4 grains branch of ivy
  • sunlight
  • 3 pounds platinum
  • mist
  • despair
  • ½ ounce chilled brain of lynx
  • love
  • 5 thimbles tear of peccary
  • ancient secret
  • ancient laughter

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of ash and alder.

First, add branch of ivy. Combine with sunlight.

Fold in platinum.

Combine with mist. While moaning gently, cautiously add despair. Fold in brain of lynx. Carefully add love. Pour in tear of peccary. While moaning gently, combine with secret. While waving a foot slowly over the mixture, blend in laughter.


Jinx of Rash of the Tusk

Ingredients

  • consciousness of okapi
  • 3 kennings polonium
  • 6 grains red stamen of ivy

Directions

Under a gibbous moon, ready an iron vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

First, add consciousness of okapi. Add polonium. Fold in stamen of ivy.

Ensure that the subject ingests the compound within 3 to 8 hours for maximum effectiveness.


Muriyell's Malediction of Moongleam

Ingredients

  • wish of gibbon
  • 1 pound lithium
  • 5 pinches cool fibula of fox
  • touch of fern
  • scorn of yeti
  • love
  • 2 kennings lead
  • 3 grains scored gravel, cured

Directions

After aligning yourself perpendicular to the governing leyline, ready a fir vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Start with wish of gibbon. Fold in lithium. Fold in fibula of fox. Combine with touch of fern. Carefully add scorn of yeti.

Cautiously add love. Fold in lead. Fold in gravel.

Take a pinch between thumb and forefinger and inhale deeply.


Bane of Malingering Carpal

Ingredients

  • ¼ pinch blessed zinc
  • joy
  • touch of mandrake

Directions

Prepare a deep basalt mortar and pestle.

Start with zinc.

Add joy. Fold in touch of mandrake.


Irregular Cure for Fulminating Talon

Ingredients

  • red scent of anteater
  • 7 pints nitrogen
  • 7 mealworms
  • 5 kennings bark of ent
  • 4 ounces nose of fox
  • ¼ ounce lithium
  • joy of ungulate
  • ½ pound chipped fruit of hibiscus

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

To begin, add scent of anteater. While chanting, mix in nitrogen. While hopping on one proboscis, carefully add mealworms. Mix in bark of ent. Mix in nose of fox. Add lithium. Add joy of ungulate and mix thoroughly. Mix in fruit of hibiscus.

Take a fistful and scatter it to the wind.


Curse of Trouble

Ingredients

  • trouble
  • 3 black live butterflies
  • 3 ounces petal of lily
  • 8 pecks fruit of Green Man, cubed
  • cool memory of tipua
  • 3 pints saliva of hedgehog, dehydrated
  • ½ measure petal of ash, washed
  • 8 thimbles bile of caribou, tepid
  • ¾ dram rot

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of fir.

Beat together saliva of hedgehog and bile of caribou until frothy. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

While chanting, add petal of lily, fruit of Green Man, petal of ash, and rot.

Add trouble and mix thoroughly. Combine with live butterflies. Fold in memory of tipua.


Jinx of Charisma

Ingredients

  • 3 yellowjackets
  • 5 kasks chilled tear of demon
  • 4 measures red polonium
  • science

Directions

On a cloudy afternoon, place a platinum boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Add tear of demon, stirring gently. Bring to a boil, stirring vigorously.

Add polonium. Do not overmix.

Fold in yellowjackets. Carefully add science.

Take a fistful and scatter it to the wind.


Fulminating Blessing of Superstition

Ingredients

  • 8 live fleas
  • fear
  • consciousness of loach
  • 5 tumblers choler of shad

Directions

Ready an onyx vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

To begin, add live fleas. Combine with fear. Cautiously add consciousness of loach. Add choler of shad. Stir vigorously.

Paint face, arms, and chest with the compound. The spell will take hold within seconds.


Senseless Enchantment of Death

Ingredients

  • grey wink of dog
  • 1 dram eye of mouse, chopped
  • 1 measure spine of wombat

Directions

Under the sign of Orion, array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

Add wink of dog to the prepared vessel.

Fold in eye of mouse.

Add spine of wombat.


Edejoad's Favoured Invocation of Screaming

Ingredients

  • essence of rafflesia
  • suspicion of crocodile
  • 6 drams rot
  • 5 pounds heart of lynx
  • idealism
  • ¼ ounce scorched bud of calluna
  • scent of kudzu
  • 5 grains heel of wyrm
  • ¾ pleurotus
  • 1 enoki

Directions

Array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

To begin, add essence of rafflesia. Add suspicion of crocodile and mix thoroughly. Add rot. Fold in heart of lynx. Cautiously add idealism. Fold in bud of calluna.

Add scent of kudzu and mix thoroughly. Add heel of wyrm. Combine with pleurotus. Carefully add enoki.


Dedication of Laughter

Ingredients

  • 1 mollusk
  • joy
  • 3 pinches silver
  • grim whisper of marsupial
  • 6 lots chilled radius of fox
  • 1 worm
  • warm spark of alligator
  • 1 lot grim gonad of caribou

Directions

On a misty evening, ready a rowan vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

First, add mollusk. Blend in joy. While rubbing three feet, mix in silver. Cautiously add whisper of marsupial. Fold in radius of fox. Add worm.

Add spark of alligator and mix thoroughly. While chanting, add gonad of caribou.

Heat until all of the liquid has boiled away and the black fumes have blotted out the great and minor lights of the sky.


Devilish Enchantment of Sanctity

Ingredients

  • chilled terror of caribou
  • 7 pecks humerus of toad
  • 5 centipedes
  • ¾ drop brine
  • ¼ drop white flux

Directions

After aligning yourself parallel to the major leyline, prepare a broad wooden mortar and pestle (fir preferred, though yew will do).

Pour brine and flux into prepared vessel.

While moaning gently, add humerus of toad. Do not overmix.

Add terror of caribou and mix thoroughly. Add centipedes and mix thoroughly.


Praiseworthy Curse of Death

Ingredients

  • spirit of otter
  • 8 grains polonium
  • touch of mint
  • blessed moongleam
  • 2 measures milk of bat
  • 1 peck cold tin
  • ¼ ounce cursed branch of hoya
  • conscience of mosasaur

Directions

Place a copper boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

First, add spirit of otter. Snap your fingers once, then mix in polonium. Cautiously add touch of mint.

Blend in moongleam.

Add milk of bat. Snap your fingers twice, then add tin. Add branch of hoya. Cautiously add conscience of mosasaur.


Hithu's Spell of Charisma

Ingredients

  • luck
  • memory of vegetable lamb
  • ¾ pound carpal of echidna

Directions

On a humid evening, prepare a shallow brass mortar and pestle.

First, add luck.

Blend in memory of vegetable lamb. Add carpal of echidna.


Devilish Rite of Intelligence

Ingredients

  • ½ peck root of kudzu
  • 2 kennings cesium
  • ½ thimble sebum of alligator

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of fir and cedar.

Beat together sebum of alligator until frothy. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Beat in root of kudzu and cesium until only a few chunks remain.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle.


Hithu's Conjuring of Mints

Ingredients

  • 1 measure liver of ocelot
  • 7 tumblers water
  • 5 pints sap of baobab
  • 6 drams young gravel, dessicated
  • scream of bear
  • 6 pinches nose of pangolin
  • ½ pure shiitake
  • ¼ grain leaf of creosote
  • ¼ live worm
  • essence of maple

Directions

With a rising Venus in the sky, place a nickel boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Combine water and sap of baobab. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Stir in liver of ocelot, gravel, nose of pangolin, and leaf of creosote, individually.

Fold in scream of bear. Blend in shiitake. Fold in live worm. Cautiously add essence of maple.

Take a fistful and scatter it to the wind. 2 to 5 mints should begin to appear within minutes.


Hithu's Perspicacious Enchantment of Wisdom

Ingredients

  • 2 mollusks
  • 1 ounce scapula of redcap
  • ½ pinch arsenic
  • 2 pinches rot
  • 6 pounds branch of ent
  • 5 grains tibia of ghoul, chopped
  • black sunlight
  • ¼ pint cloudy caloric
  • 3 grains potassium

Directions

Under the sign of Virgo, prepare a broad granite mortar and pestle.

To begin, add mollusks. Fold in scapula of redcap. While humming softly, fold in arsenic. While waving a pseudopodium slowly over the mixture, mix in rot. Add branch of ent. Fold in tibia of ghoul. Fold in sunlight. Pour in caloric. Stir vigorously. Add potassium.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle.


O's Perplexing Summoning of Bovines

Ingredients

  • laughter of leprechaun
  • 5 lots plutonium
  • 5 enoki
  • 3 lots cool magnesium, crushed
  • secret
  • whisper of alligator
  • 4 chilled live mollusks
  • 8 pecks flower of chicory, dessicated

Directions

Ready a pine vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

First, add laughter of leprechaun.

Fold in plutonium. Fold in enoki. Add magnesium. While working your fingers in a clockwise spiral, add secret and mix thoroughly. Carefully add whisper of alligator.

While flexing two proboscides, add live mollusks and mix thoroughly.

Mix in flower of chicory.

The mixture should be shaken, then imbibed while making the appropriate runic gestures with the left hand. 5 to 13 bovines should begin to appear within seconds.


Edejoad's Profanity of Whispers

Ingredients

  • 2 grains bud of aspen
  • consciousness of parrot
  • ½ lot blessed stem of bamboo
  • 3 live ants
  • 6 pinches pistil of lily, crushed

Directions

Ready a paisley sack for mixing.

Start with bud of aspen.

Fold in consciousness of parrot. Mix in stem of bamboo. Add live ants and mix thoroughly. Mix in pistil of lily.


Hithu's Complex Blessing of Darkness

Ingredients

  • black essence of dandelion
  • 8 scruples grim tongue of selkie
  • touch of lily
  • 7 pinches young tusk of albatross, puréed
  • ½ enoki
  • ½ ounce bark of loosestrife
  • pragmatism
  • 3 measures scored leaf of mandrake
  • 1 pinch tibia of dog
  • mind of otter

Directions

On a misty afternoon, ready a tartan sack for mixing.

Add essence of dandelion to the prepared vessel. Mix in tongue of selkie. Combine with touch of lily. Mix in tusk of albatross. Fold in enoki. Mix in bark of loosestrife.

Blend in pragmatism. Mix in leaf of mandrake. Fold in tibia of dog.

Cautiously add mind of otter.

Apply directly to the forehead.


Sanctified Malediction of Porous Ulna

Ingredients

  • 4 lots cadmium
  • ¼ pinch petal of treant
  • 3 pecks scorched frost
  • hot despair of serpent
  • 3 ounces lymph of toad, diluted
  • 4 measures stamen of Green Man
  • 5 thimbles xylem of creosote, shaken

Directions

On a cloudy afternoon, ready a limestone vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Start with cadmium. Add petal of treant. Fold in frost. Add despair of serpent and mix thoroughly. While staggering to and fro, pour in lymph of toad. Stir once. Add stamen of Green Man. Mix in xylem of creosote. Stir gently.

Hum softly as you scatter the contents.


Lure of Mandrakes

Ingredients

  • 3 kennings cracked platinum
  • 3 red worms
  • ¼ enoki
  • ½ harvestman
  • ½ measure heel of elephant, cured
  • ½ ounce stamen of loosestrife

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Start with platinum.

Add worms and mix thoroughly.

Fold in enoki.

Carefully add harvestman.

Mix in heel of elephant. Mix in stamen of loosestrife.


Imprecation of Trouble

Ingredients

  • 8 pints tepid xylem of hungry grass, tepid
  • ¾ grain eye of eel, cubed
  • ½ grain humerus of dog, polished
  • 2 grains mandible of selkie
  • 8 violet live centipedes
  • ¾ lot hair of tarsir
  • 4 lots patella of bat
  • 1 kenning platinum, chopped
  • ¼ ounce black mandible of swallow

Directions

Under a waning moon, ready an iron vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Beat together xylem of hungry grass until frothy.

While tapping three legs, add eye of eel, humerus of dog, mandible of selkie, hair of tarsir, patella of bat, platinum, and mandible of swallow. Do not overmix.

Cautiously add live centipedes.

Hum softly as you scatter the contents.


Profanity of Science

Ingredients

  • ¾ peck black magnesium
  • 3 shiitakes
  • shadow of cinnamon
  • 8 scruples white tusk of kelpie
  • memory of umdhlebi
  • scent of bottlebrush
  • 5 live scorpions
  • 8 ounces quartz
  • ¼ peck chipped ulna of hedgehog

Directions

On a humid night, array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

To begin, add magnesium. While rubbing two tentacles, add shiitakes and mix thoroughly. Fold in shadow of cinnamon. Fold in tusk of kelpie. Carefully add memory of umdhlebi.

Carefully add scent of bottlebrush. Blend in live scorpions. Add quartz. Fold in ulna of hedgehog.

Move one forefinger through the mixture, making the approved sigils and signs, then discard.


Obscenity of Terror

Ingredients

  • ½ scruple tooth of leprechaun
  • ¾ butterfly
  • 5 pecks stem of willow, crushed
  • laughter of ocelot

Directions

Ready a hemlock vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

To begin, add tooth of leprechaun.

Carefully add butterfly.

Fold in stem of willow. While rotating one pseudopodium, fold in laughter of ocelot.

Apply directly to the forehead.


Unclean Jinx of Peaky Serum

Ingredients

  • shadow of owl
  • laughter
  • life
  • 3 red live termites
  • 3 pints æther
  • wish of dog
  • 7 pecks wax

Directions

Ready a yew vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Beat together æther until frothy.

Stir in wax, individually.

Fold in shadow of owl. Add laughter. Blend in life. Add live termites. Carefully add wish of dog.


Practical Spell of Wit

Ingredients

  • 2 pinches ear of basilisk
  • blessed consciousness of wyrm
  • 6 kennings patella of gharial, cubed

Directions

With a setting moon in the sky, ready a pine vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

To begin, add ear of basilisk. Fold in consciousness of wyrm.

While dancing on one foot, fold in patella of gharial.

Hum softly as you scatter the contents.


O's Obscenity of Luck

Ingredients

  • 1 thimble mercury
  • 5 yellowjackets
  • 4 pinches frost
  • 3 lots grim bismuth
  • greed of mosasaur
  • 8 pecks sternum of leviathan
  • corruption
  • 5 measures bud of mandrake

Directions

On a dry evening, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of alder.

Start with mercury. Carefully add yellowjackets.

While staggering to and fro, fold in frost. While humming softly, fold in bismuth. Cautiously add greed of mosasaur. Fold in sternum of leviathan. While stamping three proboscides, blend in corruption. Fold in bud of mandrake.

Hum softly as you scatter the contents.


Obscenity of Despair

Ingredients

  • 4 ounces scapula of rhipidistian
  • ½ peck brain of sloth
  • hope of leviathan
  • moongleam
  • 2 measures twig of dandelion, pickled
  • 1 pinch twig of bottlebrush
  • 7 live harvestmen
  • 3 minims black mud
  • hope
  • 8 pounds grey bud of ash

Directions

Under a waning moon, place a zinc boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Beat together mud until frothy. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Stir in scapula of rhipidistian, brain of sloth, twig of dandelion, twig of bottlebrush, and bud of ash, individually.

While staggering to and fro, carefully add hope of leviathan. Cautiously add moongleam. Add live harvestmen. Combine with hope.

Following Ketrajaish of Ples's three maxims, create a wax simulacrum of the target. Submerge in the brew, and boil until all liquid has evaporated.


Baroque Conjuring of Squirrels

Ingredients

  • 5 black mealworms
  • 6 pecks chromium
  • spark of toad
  • 3 kennings mildew
  • ¾ live scorpion
  • 4 minims choler of gryphon
  • ¼ live millipede
  • ¾ butterfly
  • 5 scruples hot scapula of dog

Directions

After aligning yourself perpendicular to the minor leyline, ready a hickory vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Beat together choler of gryphon until frothy. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

While flexing two arms, add chromium, mildew, and scapula of dog. Do not overmix.

Add mealworms and mix thoroughly. Cautiously add spark of toad. Carefully add live scorpion. Add live millipede and mix thoroughly. Fold in butterfly.

Take a fistful and scatter it to the wind. 5 to 13 squirrels should begin to appear within minutes.


Gathering of Otters

Ingredients

  • corruption
  • death
  • 7 ounces cockles of echidna

Directions

With a rising Mercury in the sky, array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

First, add corruption. Combine with death.

Mix in cockles of echidna.


Simple Invocation of Forgetfulness

Ingredients

  • breath of fowl
  • 5 ounces ancient magnesium
  • scent of hibiscus
  • white shadow of creeper
  • 8 drams bismuth
  • ¾ live worm
  • ¾ ounce egg of rat
  • 8 pounds cobalt

Directions

On a misty morning, ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Add breath of fowl to the prepared vessel. Mix in magnesium. Carefully add scent of hibiscus.

Wriggle your toes, then carefully add shadow of creeper. While waving a foot slowly over the mixture, mix in bismuth. Fold in live worm. While dancing on one pseudopodium, fold in egg of rat. Mix in cobalt.


Remedy for Infestation of the Cranium

Ingredients

  • cold spark of wombat
  • ¼ kenning plutonium, ground
  • 7 scruples gravel
  • laughter of shark
  • 2 pinches cursed wax
  • 5 kasks oil

Directions

Prepare a shallow brass mortar and pestle.

Combine oil.

While flexing three hands, add plutonium, gravel, and wax. Do not overmix.

Blend in spark of wombat. Fold in laughter of shark.

Make a poultice using O's standard method. Apply to cranium immediately.


Curse of Aching Ear

Ingredients

  • blessed spirit of bear
  • ¾ solifuge
  • 5 live spiders
  • 5 scruples patella of anteater
  • 1 scruple dew of rosemary, tepid
  • ¾ scruple polonium, washed
  • 5 drams cursed humerus of chimera
  • 3 ounces blood of huldra
  • ¼ ounce choler of owl, chilled

Directions

Prepare a deep tin mortar and pestle.

Start with spirit of bear.

Blend in solifuge. While waving a foot slowly over the mixture, add live spiders. Mix in patella of anteater. Pour in dew of rosemary. Stir vigorously. Raise one proboscis and gesticulate wildly, then fold in polonium. Fold in humerus of chimera.

Mix in blood of huldra. Stir vigorously. Pour in choler of owl. Stir once.

Apply directly to the forehead.


Inspired Dedication of Superstition

Ingredients

  • blessed shadow
  • 5 pinches tibia of albatross
  • ¾ dram caloric
  • warm corruption
  • 6 pecks cracked bark of tipua
  • sunlight
  • 5 drams sebum of ungulate

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a non-ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

To begin, add shadow. Add tibia of albatross. While stamping three proboscides, add caloric.

Gesture vaguely to the north, then cautiously add corruption.

Mix in bark of tipua. While dancing on one hand, carefully add sunlight. Add sebum of ungulate. Stir gently.


Rite of Pragmatism

Ingredients

  • 1 pinch pistil of ent
  • shadow of loach
  • 7 harvestmen
  • 7 measures cesium
  • ¼ thimble caloric
  • 7 pinches prisine liver of lungfish
  • 4 scruples blessed cesium
  • 5 pinches stamen of pine
  • sorrow of eel
  • 3 quarts phloem of strangler fig

Directions

Under a new moon, ready a lead vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

To begin, add pistil of ent. Fold in shadow of loach.

Add harvestmen and mix thoroughly.

Mix in cesium. Add caloric. Stir vigorously. Mix in liver of lungfish. Add cesium. Mix in stamen of pine. Carefully add sorrow of eel.

Add phloem of strangler fig. Stir once.


Elixir for Sickly Phalanx

Ingredients

  • ¼ pinch magnesium
  • suspicion of crocodile
  • 7 drams thyroid of caribou
  • 4 pints pure dew of cinnamon, tepid
  • 1 pinch violet arsenic
  • essence of willow
  • 6 ounces twig of aspen
  • ¾ ounce gallbladder of lynx

Directions

Place a brass boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Beat together dew of cinnamon until frothy. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Blend in magnesium, thyroid of caribou, arsenic, twig of aspen, and gallbladder of lynx, stirring until fully dissolved.

Fold in suspicion of crocodile. Cautiously add essence of willow.


Poultice for Peaky Gonad

Ingredients

  • 4 live locusts
  • wish of man
  • 1 pinch wax
  • ¾ scruple quartz
  • 4 thimbles prisine sap of hoya
  • 2 live ants
  • 8 grey fleas

Directions

Ready an acacia vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

First, add live locusts. While tapping one proboscis, add wish of man and mix thoroughly.

While standing on three hands, mix in wax.

Fold in quartz. Add sap of hoya. Stir gently. Add live ants. Combine with fleas.

Sprinkle a loose handful of the compound over the subject's gonad, forming the standard signs with the left hand.


Al's Crucial Curse of Moongleam

Ingredients

  • hot scent of lily
  • conscience of swallow
  • black joy
  • 1 measure chilled tarsal of ocelot
  • 8 pecks grey pelvis of peccary, pulverized
  • ¾ measure patella of pidgeon
  • 6 grains tungsten
  • cursed esteem of demon
  • 1 peck coal

Directions

On a cloudy day, ready a brass vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Add scent of lily to the prepared vessel. Cautiously add conscience of swallow. Combine with joy. Add tarsal of ocelot.

Add pelvis of peccary. Mix in patella of pidgeon. Add tungsten. Fold in esteem of demon. Add coal.


Unclean Charm for Disorder of the Nose

Ingredients

  • 8 kennings sternum of otter
  • 6 drams chipped patella of sloth
  • 4 kennings black branch of raskovnik
  • 7 pounds tarsal of mosasaur, pulverized
  • ½ minim cold lymph of wyvern
  • 4 scruples rot
  • shadow of ocelot

Directions

Under the sign of Sagittarius, prepare a narrow jasper mortar and pestle.

Beat together lymph of wyvern until frothy. Bring to a boil, stirring occasionally.

Stir in sternum of otter, patella of sloth, branch of raskovnik, tarsal of mosasaur, and rot, individually.

Combine with shadow of ocelot.

Paint face, arms, and chest with the compound. The spell will take hold within seconds.


Blight of Disease of the Heart

Ingredients

  • 2 scruples branch of cinnamon
  • cursed death
  • 6 prisine live mollusks

Directions

Ready a brocaded sack for mixing.

First, add branch of cinnamon.

While humming softly, add death.

Blend in live mollusks.


Malediction of Illness of the Tail

Ingredients

  • 7 kennings warm fruit of kudzu
  • 6 lots calcium
  • 7 chilled locusts

Directions

Under the sign of Leo, ready a birch vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Add fruit of kudzu to the prepared vessel. Fold in calcium. Blend in locusts.

Move one forefinger through the mixture, making the approved sigils and signs, then discard.


Consecration of Trouble

Ingredients

  • ½ kenning granite
  • ¼ chanterelle
  • 2 measures dilute milk of newt
  • laughter of loach
  • 2 lots mildew
  • 1 ancient live butterfly
  • ¾ kenning scorched leaf of hungry grass
  • 7 scruples rib of lynx
  • 8 ounces lithium

Directions

On a dry night, ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Combine milk of newt. Bring to a boil, stirring occasionally.

While standing on three proboscides, beat in granite, mildew, leaf of hungry grass, rib of lynx, and lithium until only a few chunks remain.

Add chanterelle and mix thoroughly. Cautiously add laughter of loach. Carefully add live butterfly.


Sanctified Curse of Infirmity of the Humour

Ingredients

  • 8 scruples thyroid of bat
  • 6 scruples radius of lungfish
  • despair of kelpie
  • 5 grains fruit of aspen
  • ¾ kenning flower of hungry grass
  • shadow of rose

Directions

Under a crescent moon, ready a tartan sack for mixing.

Start with thyroid of bat. Fold in radius of lungfish.

While flexing two legs, cautiously add despair of kelpie.

Mix in fruit of aspen. Add flower of hungry grass. Combine with shadow of rose.

Following Ash's four precepts, create a cloth manikin of the target. Coat liberally with the compound, then burn. Scatter the ashes.


Curse of Superstition

Ingredients

  • 1 kenning young nose of eel
  • spark of rhinoceros
  • 3 minims fat of hedgehog
  • 7 pounds lithium
  • 5 ounces bud of titan arum
  • despair of rat

Directions

Prepare a broad limestone mortar and pestle.

First, add nose of eel. Combine with spark of rhinoceros. Add fat of hedgehog. Add lithium.

Wriggle your fingers, then fold in bud of titan arum. While tapping one proboscis, cautiously add despair of rat.


Conjuring of Chameleons

Ingredients

  • ¼ drop helium
  • 1 live yellowjacket
  • 2 chilled live cockles
  • memory of parrot
  • ¾ peck twig of daisy, cubed
  • ½ kask red alcohol

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a non-ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

First, add helium. Add live yellowjacket and mix thoroughly. Blend in live cockles. Blend in memory of parrot. Mix in twig of daisy. While hopping on three arms, pour in alcohol. Stir once.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle. 1 to 4 chameleons should begin to appear within hours.


O's Thaumaturgy of Science

Ingredients

  • ¾ ounce grim aluminum, polished
  • 6 toadstools
  • ¼ dram stem of jasper

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Add aluminum to the prepared vessel. Add toadstools and mix thoroughly. While flexing one pseudopodium, fold in stem of jasper.


Favoured Consecration of Suspicion

Ingredients

  • 7 ounces stamen of triffid
  • 6 grains heel of shad
  • 8 shiitakes
  • 4 drams sodium
  • 6 grains twig of fern
  • ancient darkness

Directions

Prepare a narrow wooden mortar and pestle (birch preferred, though oak will do).

First, add stamen of triffid. Add heel of shad. Combine with shiitakes. Mix in sodium.

Add twig of fern.

Combine with darkness.


Minor Assembly of Solifuges

Ingredients

  • 2 kennings chilled gravel
  • 8 thimbles cloudy mud, beaten
  • hot mind of squirrel

Directions

Facing east, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of spruce and pine.

Start with gravel. Mix in mud. Cautiously add mind of squirrel.


Hithu's Essential Devilry of Darkness

Ingredients

  • 6 measures pistil of dandelion, puréed
  • ancient memory of triffid
  • 7 grains cranium of crocodile, puréed
  • 5 pecks bark of Green Man
  • 2 measures pure rot
  • 8 pecks scorched bud of lotus
  • ½ lot tibia of sloth, washed

Directions

Prepare a deep zinc mortar and pestle.

Add pistil of dandelion to the prepared vessel. Carefully add memory of triffid.

Fold in cranium of crocodile.

While dancing on one foot, add bark of Green Man. Mix in rot. Add bud of lotus. Fold in tibia of sloth.

Move one forefinger through the mixture, making the approved sigils and signs, then discard.


Bane of Fulminating Rib

Ingredients

  • ½ tumbler cerumen of leprechaun
  • ¼ minim helium
  • 7 kennings pure liver of ocelot
  • 1 live solifuge
  • mind of shark
  • 1 ounce petal of hoya
  • 5 enoki
  • 3 measures grim cesium
  • ¾ grain twig of treant

Directions

Prepare a deep pine mortar and pestle.

Combine cerumen of leprechaun and helium. Bring to a boil, stirring intermittently.

Stir in liver of ocelot, petal of hoya, cesium, and twig of treant, individually.

While working your fingers in a clockwise spiral, blend in live solifuge. Blend in mind of shark. Fold in enoki.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Al Ad's Poem of Power recommended), then reserve for future use.


Clever Bane of Putrid Liver

Ingredients

  • 4 kasks saliva of fox
  • ¾ scruple gallium
  • 1 scruple furrowed stem of baobab
  • 3 pecks lead
  • laughter of leviathan
  • 6 lots plutonium

Directions

Facing north, ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

Beat together saliva of fox until frothy. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Stir in gallium, stem of baobab, lead, and plutonium, individually.

While standing on two hands, blend in laughter of leviathan.


Devilry of Suspicion

Ingredients

  • 4 solifuges
  • 4 measures spleen of hedgehog
  • 4 spoons humour of albatross
  • ¼ pinch antimony
  • 1 kenning copper
  • ½ lot patella of rhinoceros

Directions

With a rising sun in the sky, prepare a shallow schist mortar and pestle.

Start with solifuges. Mix in spleen of hedgehog. Add humour of albatross. Stir once.

Add antimony. While leaping, add copper. Mix in patella of rhinoceros.


Cursed Bane of Tottering Scale

Ingredients

  • 5 grains calcium
  • 2 pecks copper
  • 4 scruples gold
  • 8 warm live fleas
  • warm shadow of quaking
  • despair

Directions

Under the sign of Capricorn, array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

Start with calcium. Add copper. Mix in gold. Fold in live fleas.

Carefully add shadow of quaking. Add despair and mix thoroughly.


Ash's Corrective for Wart of the Tear

Ingredients

  • 8 live dragonflies
  • ¾ grain cursed antimony
  • virtue of wyvern
  • 2 quarts warm neon, stirred
  • wish of kelpie
  • ¼ pound furrowed magnesium, cured
  • 3 cursed live worms
  • ¼ scruple branch of tipua
  • ½ grain scale of selkie, chopped

Directions

After aligning yourself parallel to the major leyline, prepare a narrow steel mortar and pestle.

Start with live dragonflies.

Mix in antimony. Add virtue of wyvern. Pour in neon. Snap your fingers twice, then blend in wish of kelpie.

Add magnesium. While gyrating, carefully add live worms. Snap your fingers once, then add branch of tipua. While waving a proboscis slowly over the mixture, fold in scale of selkie.

Take a pinch between thumb and forefinger and inhale deeply.


Essential Curse of Wisdom

Ingredients

  • 5 ounces choler of leprechaun
  • 2 cold termites
  • 7 pinches tallow
  • esteem of wyrm

Directions

Under a crescent moon, ready a vessel composed of a non-ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

To begin, add choler of leprechaun. Fold in termites. Add tallow.

Add esteem of wyrm.

Apply directly to the forehead.


Ash's Beckoning of Pangolins

Ingredients

  • 1 dram tibia of leprechaun
  • ½ red shiitake
  • essence of ash

Directions

Array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

Add tibia of leprechaun to the prepared vessel. Add shiitake and mix thoroughly.

Blend in essence of ash.

Chant your preferred invocations over the compound (Al Ad's Poem of Power recommended), then reserve for future use. 2 to 5 pangolins should begin to appear within hours.


Blessing of Joy

Ingredients

  • 3 pinches bark of hungry grass, pulverized
  • ¼ scruple phloem of baobab
  • 6 ounces scored tooth of gryphon
  • 8 pecks tungsten
  • 2 live millipedes
  • ½ pound stamen of hibiscus
  • 3 lots brass, cubed
  • 3 measures silicon, crushed

Directions

Place a lead boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Beat together phloem of baobab until frothy.

Beat in bark of hungry grass, tooth of gryphon, tungsten, stamen of hibiscus, brass, and silicon until only a few chunks remain.

While humming softly, blend in live millipedes.


Al's Sanctioned Blight of Ache of the Tongue

Ingredients

  • hot esteem of baboon
  • 3 pinches stamen of mandrake
  • 3 ounces copper

Directions

With a rising moon in the sky, ready a cedar vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Add esteem of baboon to the prepared vessel. While mumbling, mix in stamen of mandrake. Mix in copper.


Bane of Wisdom

Ingredients

  • ¾ minim white xylem of daisy, chilled
  • 8 lots aluminum
  • mist
  • ¾ ounce chilled leaf of mandrake
  • 5 ounces blood of eel
  • 7 lots gravel
  • 5 live harvestmen
  • 3 live cockles
  • warm esteem of eel

Directions

Place a copper boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Beat together xylem of daisy and blood of eel until frothy.

While chanting, beat in aluminum, leaf of mandrake, and gravel until only a few chunks remain.

Add mist. Cautiously add live harvestmen. Cautiously add live cockles. Add esteem of eel.


Suitible Blight of Putrid Spleen

Ingredients

  • 3 pinches chipped root of baobab
  • red mind of rat
  • 7 pounds tail of mouse
  • 3 grim locusts

Directions

Ready a platinum vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Add root of baobab to the prepared vessel. Fold in mind of rat. Fold in tail of mouse. Blend in locusts.


Remedy for Sickly Humour

Ingredients

  • 7 measures ulna of heron
  • ½ dram stem of Nimloth
  • despair
  • despair
  • 2 kennings root of cinnamon
  • haze
  • ¼ dram pure tusk of chimera
  • shadow of peccary

Directions

Ready a vessel composed of a ferromagnetic metal (if unsure of its composition, test with a lodestone).

To begin, add ulna of heron. Mix in stem of Nimloth.

Cautiously add despair. Fold in despair.

While rotating three feet, fold in root of cinnamon. Blend in haze. Fold in tusk of chimera. Add shadow of peccary.


Devilry of Mist

Ingredients

  • 4 pure mites
  • touch of mouse
  • ¾ pint viscous alcohol
  • 2 minims cerumen of eel
  • ½ dram patella of unicorn, dessicated
  • ¼ dram phloem of calluna, dehydrated
  • 5 pinches pure twig of umdhlebi
  • 4 pounds chilled brain of fowl, polished
  • blessed scent of umdhlebi

Directions

With a rising Mars in the sky, prepare a shallow wooden mortar and pestle (birch preferred, though elm will do).

Pour alcohol, cerumen of eel, and phloem of calluna into prepared vessel. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Stir in patella of unicorn, twig of umdhlebi, and brain of fowl, individually.

Add mites and mix thoroughly. Blend in touch of mouse. Add scent of umdhlebi.


Spell of Pragmatism

Ingredients

  • hope of carp
  • 2 grains boron
  • 5 pecks platinum
  • ½ live solifuge
  • ¾ yellowjacket

Directions

Under the sign of Cassiopeia, array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

Start with hope of carp.

Add boron. Add platinum. Add live solifuge. Cautiously add yellowjacket.

Take a pinch between thumb and forefinger and inhale deeply.


Practical Rite of Mist

Ingredients

  • 6 grains stem of lotus
  • 6 quarts tear of peccary, beaten
  • 4 ounces arsenic, salted
  • ½ measure char
  • 8 drops æther

Directions

Place a silver boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

To begin, add stem of lotus. Pour in tear of peccary.

Mix in arsenic. Add char. Mix in æther. Stir vigorously.


Convocation of Kelpies

Ingredients

  • scent of tanuki
  • touch of serpent
  • ¾ measure gonad of wyvern

Directions

With a setting Mercury in the sky, prepare a narrow birch mortar and pestle.

First, add scent of tanuki. Add touch of serpent. Mix in gonad of wyvern.


Obscenity of Charisma

Ingredients

  • life
  • ancient corruption
  • 3 kennings silicon
  • 4 white toadstools
  • ¾ pound tallow
  • 1 lot phosphorus
  • 8 lots egg of gryphon, ground
  • 5 drams flux
  • ¾ peck potassium

Directions

Facing east, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of fir.

First, add life. Carefully add corruption. Add silicon. Add toadstools. Add tallow. Snap your fingers once, then add phosphorus. Fold in egg of gryphon. While moaning gently, mix in flux. Stir once. Fold in potassium.

Following Ketrajaish of Ples's three maxims, create a wax simulacrum of the target. Submerge in the brew, and boil until all liquid has evaporated.


Jinx of Disease of the Brain

Ingredients

  • ¼ solifuge
  • 6 drops cold fat of caribou
  • ¾ ounce xylem of lotus
  • 2 termites
  • 2 drams blessed fruit of baobab
  • 3 scruples cursed chromium
  • 4 spoons xylem of Nimloth
  • 2 live dragonflies
  • essence of lungfish

Directions

Prepare a broad wooden mortar and pestle (larch preferred, though cedar will do).

Combine fat of caribou, xylem of lotus, and xylem of Nimloth. Bring to a boil, stirring continuously.

Stir in fruit of baobab and chromium, individually.

Combine with solifuge. Blend in termites. Add live dragonflies and mix thoroughly. Carefully add essence of lungfish.

Take a single strand of the target's hair, break it in two, and add it to the concoction, mixing thoroughly.


Simple Charm for Wart of the Sebum

Ingredients

  • touch of maple
  • ¼ live cockle
  • ½ pinch potassium
  • ¾ measure ear of monotreme
  • 1 dram violet talon of troll
  • 7 live snails

Directions

Ready a syenite vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

First, add touch of maple. Add live cockle and mix thoroughly.

Add potassium. Mix in ear of monotreme. Add talon of troll. Combine with live snails.

Ensure that the subject ingests the compound within 2 to 7 hours for maximum effectiveness.


Unclean Bane of Lazy Fibula

Ingredients

  • 8 cool live butterflies
  • 2 drams carbon
  • 4 measures cesium
  • violet scent of gryphon

Directions

Prepare a shallow wooden mortar and pestle (pine preferred, though spruce will do).

Start with live butterflies.

Fold in carbon.

Add cesium.

Gesture vaguely to the east, then cautiously add scent of gryphon.


O's Devilish Invitation of Oaks

Ingredients

  • 6 kasks white brine
  • 8 pounds platinum
  • touch of huldra
  • sanctity
  • 7 measures fibula of newt
  • 4 pecks coal
  • young superstition
  • ¾ measure spleen of gnome, cubed
  • blessed touch of unicorn

Directions

Prepare a narrow wooden mortar and pestle (alder preferred, though hickory will do).

Start with brine. Raise three arms and gesticulate wildly, then add platinum. While moaning gently, blend in touch of huldra. While working your fingers in a clockwise spiral, add sanctity and mix thoroughly. Add fibula of newt. While humming softly, mix in coal. Blend in superstition. While humming softly, fold in spleen of gnome.

While tapping two feet, blend in touch of unicorn.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle. 2 to 6 oaks should begin to appear within minutes.


Invocation of Secret

Ingredients

  • virtue of chameleon
  • ¾ thimble æther
  • ½ kenning gallbladder of bat
  • ¾ scruple zinc
  • sorrow of caribou
  • 5 pounds fruit of mandrake, washed

Directions

After aligning yourself parallel to the governing leyline, ready a lead vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Pour æther into prepared vessel.

Add gallbladder of bat, zinc, and fruit of mandrake.

Wriggle your fingers, then combine with virtue of chameleon. Add sorrow of caribou and mix thoroughly.

Speak the seven forbidden words, then submerge one arm in the compound up to the elbow and withdraw.


Edejoad's Quotidian Enchantment of Wit

Ingredients

  • ¾ dram prisine dew of Green Man
  • ¾ pint mud
  • 1 lot tarsal of gnome
  • essence of hoya
  • 3 pecks root of triffid

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of hemlock and spruce.

To begin, add dew of Green Man. Add mud. Gesture vaguely to the east, then fold in tarsal of gnome. Cautiously add essence of hoya.

Mix in root of triffid.


Devilry of Hope

Ingredients

  • despair of swallow
  • ¼ butterfly
  • ¼ grain iron
  • ¼ pinch hot seed of rose

Directions

Ready a tartan sack for mixing.

Start with despair of swallow. Carefully add butterfly. Fold in iron.

While rotating two legs, add seed of rose.


Invocation of Memory

Ingredients

  • ½ mite
  • scent of quaking
  • 2 pounds plutonium, dessicated
  • 4 live fleas
  • 1 peck warm twig of willow
  • white essence of hoya
  • ¾ dram red root of quaking

Directions

Under a gibbous moon, ready a brass vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

First, add mite. Cautiously add scent of quaking. Mix in plutonium. While tapping two feet, combine with live fleas.

While mumbling, mix in twig of willow.

While working your fingers in a counterclockwise spiral, combine with essence of hoya. While chanting, add root of quaking.


O's Useful Bane of Rash of the Humour

Ingredients

  • 5 lots hot carbon
  • 2 thimbles xylem of loosestrife
  • 1 pleurotus
  • 7 spoons sap of rosemary
  • ¼ pound fibula of rat, braised

Directions

Place a platinum boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

First, add carbon.

Mix in xylem of loosestrife. Cautiously add pleurotus. While stamping three hands, pour in sap of rosemary. Stir vigorously. While flexing three proboscides, add fibula of rat.

Heat until all of the liquid has boiled away and the black fumes have blotted out the great and minor lights of the sky.


Al's Indispensible Elixir for Porous Talon

Ingredients

  • 4 drams flower of titan arum
  • 1 pinch seed of pine
  • grim love
  • ½ peck tooth of chimera
  • shadow of shad
  • secret
  • 4 cold live snails

Directions

Under the sign of Libra, ready a birch vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Add flower of titan arum to the prepared vessel. Mix in seed of pine. Carefully add love. Mix in tooth of chimera. Fold in shadow of shad. Combine with secret. Carefully add live snails.


Jinx of Infirm Spleen

Ingredients

  • 6 pinches cracked branch of rafflesia, puréed
  • 3 pounds cockles of wombat
  • 4 grains talon of redcap
  • 8 measures sap of hungry grass
  • 8 warm live ants

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of rowan and hickory.

Add sap of hungry grass, stirring gently.

Snap your fingers thrice, then blend in branch of rafflesia, cockles of wombat, and talon of redcap, stirring until fully dissolved.

While dancing on three arms, carefully add live ants.

Take a fistful and scatter it to the wind.


Thaumaturgy of Trouble

Ingredients

  • 1 lot black seed of poplar, chopped
  • 5 scruples stamen of hibiscus
  • ½ spoon sap of treant
  • ¼ kenning seed of wolfsbane

Directions

Ready a hickory vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Add sap of treant, stirring gently. Bring to a boil, stirring intermittently.

While humming softly, add seed of poplar, stamen of hibiscus, and seed of wolfsbane. Do not overmix.

Heat until all of the liquid has boiled away and the black fumes have blotted out the great and minor lights of the sky.


O's Enchantment of Sorrow

Ingredients

  • 8 grains iron
  • love
  • 4 toadstools
  • 1 kenning scorched patella of troll
  • 1 pinch scored cesium

Directions

Under the sign of Ophiuchus, ready a pumice vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

First, add iron. Cautiously add love.

While waving a proboscis slowly over the mixture, add toadstools and mix thoroughly. Add patella of troll. Add cesium.

Heat until all of the liquid has boiled away and the black fumes have blotted out the great and minor lights of the sky.


Astonishing Blessing of Esteem

Ingredients

  • 1 live ant
  • ¾ pint sebum of caiman
  • 8 pecks petal of triffid, chopped
  • 4 pleuroti
  • 3 cool pleuroti
  • 7 spoons cold phloem of strangler fig
  • ½ pinch cold rib of salamander

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of hemlock and yew.

Add sebum of caiman and phloem of strangler fig, stirring gently. Bring to a boil, stirring occasionally.

While hopping on two proboscides, blend in petal of triffid and rib of salamander, stirring until fully dissolved.

While humming softly, combine with live ant. Combine with pleuroti. Fold in pleuroti.

Take a pinch between thumb and forefinger and inhale deeply.


Cure for Infestation of the Carpal

Ingredients

  • ¼ lot ancient cesium
  • trouble
  • superstition
  • 3 measures gizzard of ocelot, cubed

Directions

After aligning yourself parallel to the governing leyline, ready a flax sack for mixing.

Start with cesium. Blend in trouble. While staggering to and fro, combine with superstition.

Gesture vaguely to the east, then mix in gizzard of ocelot.

Sprinkle a loose handful of the compound over the subject's carpal, forming the standard signs with the left hand.


O's Remedy for Infestation of the Cockles

Ingredients

  • ½ ounce tarsal of rhinoceros
  • 5 pounds gravel
  • life
  • 6 pounds fruit of hungry grass, pulverized
  • ¼ ant
  • 1 lot platinum

Directions

Ready an oak vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

First, add tarsal of rhinoceros. While gyrating, add gravel. Add life. Mix in fruit of hungry grass. Add ant and mix thoroughly.

While tapping one leg, add platinum.

Heat until all of the liquid has boiled away and the black fumes have blotted out the great and minor lights of the sky.


Fustian Fulmination of Dexterity

Ingredients

  • 5 scruples petal of vegetable lamb
  • 4 scruples grey flower of wolfsbane
  • 4 pounds cursed hair of shrew

Directions

Prepare a deep brass mortar and pestle.

Add petal of vegetable lamb to the prepared vessel. While gyrating, mix in flower of wolfsbane. Mix in hair of shrew.


Clever Enchantment of Delight

Ingredients

  • ½ scruple black ear of mosasaur
  • 8 scruples silver, puréed
  • shadow of willow
  • essence of mandrake

Directions

On a dry day, ready a syenite vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Start with ear of mosasaur. Fold in silver. Add shadow of willow.

Add essence of mandrake.

Ensure that the subject ingests the compound within 3 to 8 hours for maximum effectiveness.


Antidote for Infirm Radius

Ingredients

  • 3 live ants
  • ¼ dragonfly
  • 3 lots cool branch of dandelion
  • 1 pound iron
  • 2 grains bud of tipua
  • 3 kennings calcium
  • ½ measure warm lymph of chameleon
  • 7 grains scorched tail of wyrm

Directions

On a misty evening, ready a silver vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

First, add live ants.

Add dragonfly. Fold in branch of dandelion. Mix in iron. Fold in bud of tipua. Fold in calcium.

Pour in lymph of chameleon.

Mix in tail of wyrm.

Ensure that the subject ingests the compound within 3 to 8 hours for maximum effectiveness.


Irregular Invocation of Shadow

Ingredients

  • 8 drops mud
  • 3 chanterelles
  • 5 pecks zinc, washed
  • white scorn of basilisk
  • 2 pounds bud of inkvine, puréed

Directions

Under the sign of Ophiuchus, ready a larch vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

First, add mud. While dancing on one foot, add chanterelles and mix thoroughly.

While rotating two legs, add zinc. Fold in scorn of basilisk.

Fold in bud of inkvine.


Fustian Bane of Peaky Tusk

Ingredients

  • 3 pecks cursed nose of lemur
  • 7 pinches heel of wyvern
  • ¾ grain boron, pulverized
  • 7 scruples cursed bud of kudzu
  • 8 thimbles black lymph of ocelot
  • 3 measures bark of inkvine
  • ½ live mealworm
  • shadow of elm

Directions

On a cloudy afternoon, prepare a broad tin mortar and pestle.

Add nose of lemur to the prepared vessel. Fold in heel of wyvern. Fold in boron. Fold in bud of kudzu. While leaping, pour in lymph of ocelot. Fold in bark of inkvine. Combine with live mealworm. Add shadow of elm and mix thoroughly.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle.


Vacuous Curse of Malignant Spleen

Ingredients

  • ¾ enoki
  • black touch of fern
  • 1 live mealworm
  • 4 ounces calcium, ground
  • 5 enoki

Directions

After aligning yourself perpendicular to the minor leyline, ready a larch vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

First, add enoki. Carefully add touch of fern. Combine with live mealworm.

Mix in calcium. Add enoki.

Move one forefinger through the mixture, making the approved sigils and signs, then discard.


Muriyell's Desultory Blight of Infection of the Saliva

Ingredients

  • 3 pinches bark of rose
  • ¼ grain silver
  • essence of bamboo
  • 6 pinches twig of Nimloth
  • laughter of heron
  • 1 grain black iron
  • terror of otter
  • 1 ounce thyroid of gibbon

Directions

Prepare a narrow silver mortar and pestle.

To begin, add bark of rose. Add silver. Fold in essence of bamboo.

Add twig of Nimloth. Add laughter of heron and mix thoroughly. Mix in iron. While gyrating, combine with terror of otter.

Mix in thyroid of gibbon.

Following Ash's four precepts, create a cloth manikin of the target. Coat liberally with the compound, then burn. Scatter the ashes.


Astonishing Corrective for Putrid Ulna

Ingredients

  • 4 pinches tooth of chameleon
  • greed of wombat
  • prisine mist
  • 5 ounces leaf of willow
  • essence of cinnamon
  • ½ scruple red scale of swallow, washed

Directions

Ready a tartan sack for mixing.

To begin, add tooth of chameleon.

Blend in greed of wombat.

Cautiously add mist. Add leaf of willow. Cautiously add essence of cinnamon. Add scale of swallow.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle.


Cursed Enchantment of Darkness

Ingredients

  • 1 pound magnesium, cured
  • 7 ounces phosphorus, salted
  • 1 pinch branch of maple, polished
  • 8 cursed moths
  • ½ lot coal
  • 1 kenning warm plutonium
  • 7 lots ancient wax
  • 7 live mollusks

Directions

Prepare a broad marble mortar and pestle.

First, add magnesium. Add phosphorus. Fold in branch of maple. Fold in moths.

While stamping one proboscis, add coal.

While staggering to and fro, fold in plutonium. Mix in wax. Cautiously add live mollusks.


Edejoad's Profanity of Hope

Ingredients

  • 8 pinches flower of dandelion
  • 5 pinches fruit of hazel
  • 8 lots rib of elephant
  • ¾ ounce fruit of wolfsbane, braised
  • 1 chilled scorpion
  • ½ ounce black calcium
  • suspicion of leprechaun
  • 4 ounces mildew, crushed

Directions

Array components on {indefinite(fabric)} sheet according to gestalt principles.

First, add flower of dandelion. Fold in fruit of hazel. Add rib of elephant. Mix in fruit of wolfsbane. Cautiously add scorpion. Raise two arms and gesticulate wildly, then add calcium. Add suspicion of leprechaun and mix thoroughly.

Mix in mildew.


Grand Invitation of Unicorns

Ingredients

  • 2 live solifuges
  • 3 measures violet humerus of owl
  • ¾ drop nitrogen
  • 2 pecks blessed char
  • 4 toadstools

Directions

Ready a copper vessel and heat until the bottom begins to scorch.

Combine nitrogen. Bring to a boil, stirring intermittently.

Stir in humerus of owl and char, individually.

Carefully add live solifuges. Cautiously add toadstools.

Heat until all of the liquid has boiled away and the black fumes have blotted out the great and minor lights of the sky. 2 to 5 unicorns should begin to appear within minutes.


Jinx of Invisibility

Ingredients

  • ¾ scruple white bile of man
  • 2 scruples phloem of baobab
  • pure superstition
  • science
  • 5 scruples chromium
  • despair of yeti

Directions

After aligning yourself perpendicular to the major leyline, ready a zinc vessel and chill until frost is just visible.

Start with bile of man. Pour in phloem of baobab. Blend in superstition. Combine with science.

Add chromium. Fold in despair of yeti.

Move one forefinger through the mixture, making the approved sigils and signs, then discard.


Minor Convocation of Mites

Ingredients

  • 2 pints cloudy xylem of loosestrife
  • 6 thimbles phloem of bottlebrush
  • scent of rafflesia
  • ¼ measure furrowed fruit of lotus
  • 4 pleuroti
  • 1 quart water
  • hot love

Directions

Heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of rowan.

Add xylem of loosestrife, phloem of bottlebrush, and water, stirring gently. Lower the temperature until the mixture begins to congeal.

Wriggle your toes, then blend in fruit of lotus, stirring until fully dissolved.

Add scent of rafflesia. Add pleuroti. Blend in love.

Take a fistful and scatter it to the wind. 1 to 5 mites should begin to appear within seconds.


Favoured Profanity of Strength

Ingredients

  • 4 ounces viscous mercury
  • ½ pinch prisine carpal of chameleon
  • essence of mint
  • 2 pounds leaf of titan arum
  • 3 violet mollusks

Directions

Under a new moon, place a platinum boiler over a brazier and etch with runes while it heats.

Combine mercury. Bring to a boil, stirring vigorously.

While mumbling, stir in carpal of chameleon and leaf of titan arum, individually.

Combine with essence of mint. Cautiously add mollusks.


Enchantment of Idealism

Ingredients

  • 3 scruples red spine of wyvern
  • ¾ lot aluminum
  • 5 scruples tantalum
  • 2 pecks hot carpal of monotreme

Directions

Ready a flax sack for mixing.

Add spine of wyvern to the prepared vessel. Mix in aluminum. Mix in tantalum. Mix in carpal of monotreme.

Take a handful and scatter it in a loose circle.


Plague of Peaky Viscera

Ingredients

  • 5 drams brine
  • 2 drops choler of gryphon, tepid
  • ¼ pound ancient bark of Nimloth
  • 6 measures sodium
  • terror of alligator
  • ½ warm mollusk

Directions

On a dry night, heat a cauldron over a well-banked fire of maple.

To begin, add brine.

Mix in choler of gryphon. Stir gently. Add bark of Nimloth. Add sodium. Gesture vaguely to the south, then add terror of alligator. Fold in mollusk.

Take a single strand of the