Hello
Hi, is the charger brand new?
Yes
I've read that some of these portable chargers can even jump a car, can this one do that?
Frankly, I'm not sure but I doubt it...
Okay, do you have one? And if so how does it perform?
Yes, I got this as a present and I already had one.  It's for cell phones primarily and has worked well for me!
Great! Can you come down to $11?
Sure, that's fair.  When can you meet?
Now!