O.M.G.
Hi how are you?
I'm a sweaty. I hate being sweaty. But I'm glad I'm wearing this tank top and shaved my pits.
I'm selling a black leather sofa, I'm asking 320 for it. It might not be a good fit for you if you're often sweaty. 
LOL, baby you so funny. No, I don't want this, but my boyfriend sure does. Whatever, he gave me only $100 what a tool.
Well if you can scrounge up an extra 100, we'll have a deal.