What is this 379 crap? Obviously, you want to negotiate. Look I'm cute, so you will give me it for free.
Hmm.. I don't know if I believe you.  I'll give it to you for 498
OMG, trust me I'm biracial asian, very cute, KAWAII! 
Sorry but I'm pretty racist, now it's 800
No your not, you just want to be a jerk. OMG, fine 269
Hmm, you strike a hard bargain... but yeah sure