Hi I saw that you have a Long term care bed for sale.
Yes it is in excellent condition. It can be raised and lowered by remote, asking $2100.
It would be for my wife. She weighs 375 pounds. Will it be able to hold her weight?
Yes on page 3 of the manual it shows it can carry 396lbs 
Great! The doctor told me she might gain 21 more pounds. Unfortunately our food budget has been skyrocketing putting me in a bind. Is there any way you can sell it for $750?
No that is far too low, this bed is barely used, state of the art, includes bed rails and mattress so I cannot go lower than 2000.
She is only expected to live another 6 weeks before her illness takes her. Ive already started digging her grave in the back yard. I can go up to $1000 plus I will give it back once she croaks.
I am sorry for the difficult time you are going through but the lowest I can do is 2000.
$1001?
No sorry that is far too low. You can buy it for 2000, and resell it when you no longer need it
Alright. This is my final offer. $1500 plus you finish digging the hole for her. AND you cook for her for the next 6 weeks. Take it or leave it.
No thank you