Excuse me. I don't mean to be rude, but you look like you could use a home.
Well, it all depends on the price, I suppose.
What would you be willing to spend on a well maintain place?
Well, I used a proprietary satellite imaging system to determine the latitude and longitude of the location of where the photo was taken and I'm going over floor plans for these apartments now.
Oh my. Fancy! I've never had a fancy person behind these gates. Do keep me apprised on your findings. Don't spare any detail!
I'm not really impressed with the location, who thought I'd be moving to Hayward California? And I'm really not impressed with a two floor unit. I'm a ranch style home guy all the way.
You know, I love a good ranch home. And ranch dressing is a close second. But let me let you in on a little secret. The two floor unit is really just one big floor  with an extra tall shag carpet on half of it. 
I'm looking at the floorplans on the Marcotte website right now, and I can tell you that the upstairs has a weird little bathroom facing the stairs? Look, let's get to brass tacks, I'm willing to go as high as $1750, and frankly I'm crazy to do that.
Sir I will have you know that Spice 1 and the 187 Faculty do their laundry on site here at least once a week!! Once a goshdarn week! Don't look down your nose at me, we like our toilets facing stairs here in Hayward. It gives us a combat advantage. I will go down to 1,900 only because you reminded me to pick up ranch dressing.
Okay, $1900 it is.