Hey there I'd love to buy the bike!
Hi, I understand you are interested in the apartment?
Do  I have the wrong person? The listing is clearly a Vintage Trek 830 - MTB Mountain Bike Commuter.
I guess there is a mix-up. I am trying to rent out a beautiful apartment on Francisco.
Hmm, I am trying to buy a mountain bike... This is weird. Why are we talking? Haha.
I don't know. The list for the apartment is $2425, but I will rent it to you for $2300 and throw in the bike, if you are interested in moving.
I guess that could work, maybe we could arrange it to work like that. $80 for the bike and call it good.
Well, I don't have the bike, but if you rent the apartment, I will find one for you and give it to you for free.
Ok, we can see if it will work out. I guess you can accept or decline my offer. Thanks for your understanding.
I'm not quite clear. Are you offering to rent the apartment?
No. I guess you should decline my offer then. Im just trying to purchase a bike homie..
Okay, nice talking to you. Good luck.