Hello!  How are you?
great, how are you?
Super special awesome.  That's a nice dresser you have
Thanks, I've quite enjoyed it, unfortunately we're moving out of the country and can't take it with us
That's a shame.  There's a night stand as well?
Yes, both are from Crate and Barrel
What's that?
the classiest furniture joint on the planet
Really?  I guess I'm just low class then.  I will pay you $130 if I can pick it up today
that will all change when you get this dresser and night stand, it will literally change your socioeconomic status, I'd really like to get a little more for it, would you be able to $180?
Well if it's for self improvement... I can go $170 then
That seems fair if you can come get it, it's a pain strapping this thing on my moped
How did you get it in then?  
duct taped it to my moped