Hello I am interested in this chair. I have a couple of questions first. Did you make this chair yourself?
Yes I did, with the finest denim in all of the land
Was it new denim, or were they someone's funky old worn out jeans?
Someone's LOVELY jeans.  Recycling helps mother earth!
Well I do like to help mother earth... do you have any matching pieces like end tables or night stands?
ALas, I do not.  It was a one of a kind.  My muse has since moved on to other projects.
Alright, would you be willing to negotiate the price at all, I could offer about 60 for this chair...
$60 Dollary-Doo's for my sweat and toil?  You wound me.  $82 at least.
Well.. 82 is still a bit too high for me... If I pick it up in person could you consider 75?
I mean I guess.  It's like my first born child...