Hello! The table is beautiful but a bit far from my location. I'd be happy to pay full price if you would be willing to deliver.
Hi, I had asked for a phone number in reply but since you are here now we can chat this way instead. 
Sounds good. Do you think you would be able to deliver?
That depends how far you are exactly? are we talking 20 miles or how far?
Based on the Google maps I am approximately 17.3 miles out.
Alright, it is not too far but I have another offer now, for someone to come pick it up like I had specified in the ad
Well darn. I really love the table but it just won't fit in my smartcar. I swear those cars just aren't so smart after all. :-(
Ha that is funny.. sorry I really wanted cash and pick up. Do you have friend who has abigger car?
No. But I would be happy to throw in a 12 pack of beer that I have here at the house to make up the difference. It's Alaska White. Have you had it? It's fantabulous!
I have not, but you seem fun, so I will make an exception for you.