hihi, how may i help you?
Hi there, I'm interested in this LG GPad tablet; it looks like it's in great condition and comes with some great features. Are you offering any sort of warranty or protection for it?
No, but I will throw in a free 4gb SD card as a replacement for the warranty.  I'm swamped with them. 
Good to know, thank you.
$70 dollars huh? 
Yes, that is my offer.