Hello do you still have the Ford? 
Yes I do, asking $3500.
What condition is it in?
Excellent. Runs and drives like new. passed smog ratings.
How many miles does it have? 
148k miles on it
Wow that is quite a bit of miles. With that many miles the price is actually over market value. Are you willing to lower the price?
I am open to hear offers...
Okay how about 900?
are you serious? I am asking $3500.
Okay will you go down to 3?
I would come down to 3200.
okay how about 1100
are you serious or not?
yep your car aint worth more than that 
Well I think you just wasted my time buddy.. good luck