HI
Hello! Could I interest you in this lovely place!
YES! Can you tell me the smoking policy?
There is no smoking allowed on our property.
Great, I HATE SMOKE! Do you have a pet policy?
UP to one pet per family.
I have a cat so that works well. Is there parking?
That is great! There sure is! On site!
Great, I AM ON A BUDGET ARE YOU WILLING TO COME DOWN TO $937?
Hmmmm how about 1,500?
Could we meet at $1250?
I think so! Can you pay the first month in cash?