Well hello there. Can I interest you in any of these fine goods?
Hmm I think we may have our wires crossed... I'm selling a piece of property...
Oh. This is quite odd. I'm selling a Beautiful Victorian Dresser With Mirror. And you?
I'm selling a Sunny Garden inlaw unit ...
Hmmmm. What's the estimated price for your goods? Perhaps we can trade. It's unorthodox but heck, aren't all the best things in life?
1500 ...
Oh wow. Mine is only $299. How about I offer you services in addition to the beautiful dresser from exotic San Francisco California? I groom hamsters, make my own cheese and ice cream and a few other things I can't mention here.
Well cheese and ice cream sound great but not if you're making them while doing things you can't mention here... and I don't have any hamsters that need grooming.... An exotic dresser sounds great though, and from San Francisco ... I do get tired dressing myself...
Oh my stars. That's the spirit, partner. Though you have not lived until you try hamster cheese... So how about I offer you zero dollars and send you this lovely dresser. It's quite tolerant being from San Fran and all. And I can have your sunny Garden In Laww
I think I will still need dollars... about 1200 of them...
Harrumph. That is a funky discount. Okay just one question: did the garden marry into your family or was it the other way around? Offer coming shortly it's the most I can do and still keep cheese on the table!
Sunny married into the family, but we don't like to talk about it...
Understood. I'm giving you 1469 and not a dollar more. Thank you!
If you insist, I will accept your offer. Be nice to Sunny, she isn't used to exotic hamster cheese groomers...