HI, is this real leather?
Yes, real leather.
How long have you had it?
I have had it for about a year, but it is in great condition.
Why are you selling it?
I just do not need it anymore. I am moving and need something smaller.
Makes sense. Are there any stains on the fabric?
None at all, no.
Would you happen to know what type of fabric that is, and has it been treated to repel stains?
I'm actually not sure, but it has a removable cushion and washable cover.
Ok. Is there anyway I could get the couch for $301?
I have it listed for 430. I'm gonna need at least 400. Sorry
It's just that I also need to rent a truck to pick it up so the $301 would make that feasible for me.
Oh okay, well what If I bring it to you? 
That would work. I could pay the $400 if you could deliver it.
That sounds great! We have a deal! 
Great. Thanks for being so willing to work with men.
You still want me to bring them to you? 
Yes, I can do 400 if you can deliver it.
Sure! Deal!