Hi there how are you?
Doing great, how about yourself?
I'm well thanks! Are you interested in my phone? It's pretty good condition it has a small crack on the bottom and a scratch on the screen that's why I'm only asking 150 for it.
It seems to have a lot wrong with it,  my friend in Geek Squad said it cheaper to buy this older model brand new from Apple and plus doing this I would get the 1 year warranty.      I talked to Apple to confirm you saying they will replace it  (they Will)  but that is going to take 4-6 weeks. . . . . I have to send them the old one and then they will ship me a new (well a refurbished 6 Plus)  to replace the broken old one.        So any chance I can take this off your hands for just $70 cash?     4-6 weeks is a loooong wait plus having to spend time with Apple on the phone    :(