This car will get you laid.
Funny, I highly doubt a 14 y/o car will get anyone laid
Just cause you haven't had one yet. Look at it. It's beautiful, not so many miles, the odemeter only spun around once.
Too be honest don't like the front bumper would be better without that black cover
Oh, you can rip that off, and use it to wrap up your next date
what's it with you and dates?
The car also has headlights, windshield wipers - and doors.
All cars have that how much are you asking for?
3500
How about 3000
I'll throw in Luminal and Bleech, did I mention how spacious the trunk is?
Not fond of manual transmissions, not going to pay 3500 for one
Meet in the middle? 
3250? Sure