So you have finally decided that you need the greatest addition to your living room this planet has to offer, I see. 
Indeed. But is there any problems with it that I should know about?
Yes; the table has one major flaw. 
What is it?
[I just realized I can only type once]. The flaw is that it's not in your house. 
Ha. Well that does seem to be a flaw. I'll take it right now for 34. 
Well, since I like you and you seem like a great guy, I am willing to offer you the low price of 39.99 but you must pick up and you must wear a clown costume when you do and bring balloons for my kids. If you can agree to these terms then you will have the greatest table ever created in your posession. 
You know what? I'll do just that!