hey there, this scanner comes with a g3?
Oh yes it does. Amazing bargain right?
seems like a deal, why are you selling?
Well to be honest I just met an NBA player and he insists that I close my interior design business and learn to cheerlead. 
wow, thats amazing. Sounds like you'll be making big money, so you can probably afford to let this scanner go for like $350? ;)
ah ha! You're sharp. But actually cheerleaders make less than minimum wage. I'm selling this to buy booty shorts. I need at least 390 for those. 
wow, booty shorts have really gotten pricey! How about $368 and I throw in a pair of barely used blue sequin booty shorts to help you get started?
Inflation is a monster. And big booty women are always the first to feel the squeeze. Let's go with 375, gently used blue booty shorts and you teach me a couple dance moves? I have a cocktail table that should perfectly match those shorts...