Hello! Are you interested in the leather sofa?
Yes, I might be. Are there any problems with the sofa?
Absolutely none! I've only owned it for one year and it is in absolutely pristine condition.
Well, if it's in such great condition, why are you getting rid of it?
You see, I just got a new kitten for my daughter. They are absolutely inseparable! But this sofa is a (hard to come by) light grey Italian leather and the kitten unfortunately sheds a LOT. I just don't like how it looks in the living room anymore and it is difficult to keep hair-free. Not to worry, I'm having it professionally cleaned to remove all pet dander!
Well, if this kitten is such a burden, I'd be glad to take it off your hands for $225.
Since it is being cleaned and it is a very high quality leather, much less in a rare shade of grey, I would be willing to take 325 for it.
Well, now I'm interested in this kitten too. I'll tell you what, if you throw in the kitten, I'll take the sofa a $375.
Oh no no, I cannot part with the kitten. She is family. But she did come from a litter that still has kittens available from. She is a high quality breed. I can give you the contact info. The owner is a dear friend of mine and I can get her to give you an excellent deal on the kitten. I can take 300 for the sofa
Okay, I'll take the sofa for $300.