Hello.  How are you
I'm fine. I'd be a lot better if I could rent this house in your listing.
Oh yeah?  WHat do you like about it
Well, the 3 baths seems nice, and I like the square footage.
Yeah it's really good for the price.  I'm looking for serious renters
Well, I'm a serious renter, but I don't think this price is very serious.
How so?
Well, it seems a little steep. I was thinking something more in the range of $1500
That is impossible.  How about $1900 a month, for two years minimum?
Well, I already located this home from a satellite interpolation based on the shadow length, and I know what neighborhood it's in. This isn't the sort of neighborhood that I'd be willing to rent for that much money.
You're right, $2100.  It's extremely clean
It's right next to the Tracy sports complex, in Tracy California. I practically expect to GET paid if I'm moving to California for some reason???
You're the one who messaged me buddy
Well, I just saw the beautiful photo of the home, and now I feel like I've been bait and switched! I don't want to move to 2487 Graystone Drive, in Tracy California, not unless I can get a great deal.
Alright, $2000 then
Look, I guess if you'll throw in 6 live marijuana plants, I'll consider it a done deal.
SUre, they'll be there when you arrive
Okay, great.