Hello
Hello! So you're looking for an apartment?
No the house 
I'm sorry, that's what I meant. I have a great single family house for rent that I think would be perfect for you.
But you don't know me
This house is perfect for everyone.
You mean anyone. Anyways, don't worry I'm interested.
What price were you looking to pay?
Free, I'm only kidding honey. Listen, I'm wondering if this community is diverse. I'm a single gay father, and I just divorced my wife. Are you still sure this place is perfect for anyone?
Yes sir, this is a nice house for rent in a quiet and safe neighborhood. There are two large master bedrooms and two other single bedrooms with a total of three bathrooms. The house is great for a small family.
Right, but I'm not really in a family anymore. I will have my daughter occasionally, is it near schools?
It's easily walkable to schools.
Oh that's nice. I work from home, I'm making a new business so I was thinking it could double as a place to work out of. I don't think with the divorce I will be able to pay what you want.
The house is listed at $3500 per month, but there's a special going on right now for $2900 per month. I take it that's a bit out of your price range?
Honey, everything is out of my price range. My wife is Christian. My daughter is 14 and not into having a gay father. Anyways, this house has what I need to be a responsible father in contemporary society. Maybe we could do a 6 month lease at one price and then negotiate further. I have immaculate credit.
Sounds great. Make an offer.
Right now, I now I could give you 2000 per month easy...
That works well.