Hello I am interested in living in this 3 bedroom apartment.
Okay I am asking for 2955 for the apartment.
Wow that seems very high. Would you be willing to take less if I prepaid the rent for a year?
It may seem high but it is only 10 minutes for San Fran. The whole year, yes.
Well my wife is a masseuse and can provide unlimited massages at your request (1 per day) if you are willing to go below 2k per month? 
I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that, but I am willing to go to 2500, no massages.
Well my son is a plumber and my daughter is a electrician and can provide repairs for your apartment at no cost if you're willing to go lower. My children are well behaved.
How old are your children?
One is 29 and my daughter is 28
How about 2250?
Heres the rub. I used to work for one of them Silicon Boys in the Valley and my company was bought out by one of those ruthless Venture Capital Firms and I am down on my luck. I am hoping for a rent of 1800 and I will do anything you want unlimited (1 thing per day) at no cost.
Sorry to hear that, I really cannot go below 2250 or I will be losing money on this.