Hi, how's it going?
I'm great. How are you liking the chair?
It seems nice, what condition is it in?
It's in good condition aside from the sun fading on the top. As you can see, I'm asking a very low price of $5
I only have 2 $1 bills in my pocket. Can I just give you that? I know you're probably just going to throw it out if you don't sell it anyway.
I understand these are hard times but I'm gonna have to ask for at least $4. I'm throwing in an amazing doily to go with it.