Hello, what can I do for you today?
You repair macs, huh? 
Yes, that is correct. Where looking something in particular?
I spilt water on my macbook while laughing at funny memes on Tumblr. The mousepad doesn't work anymore. How much would that be to fix?
Honestly, the whole thing is pretty damaged from the looks of it, it would be just as cheap and faster to get one that is already refurbished.
Come on, an Apple technican wouldn't say that. Do you guys have an external mice I could buy from there? 
I'm afraid not.
How much would a refurbished one cost? 
Well, they normally go for around three hundred, but I can work with you on the price.
I know that some refurbs look better than others. I'll take the worst looking one, that still is functional, for $220.