Hey, I'd like to buy your table, does the house come with it?
Ha, you are funny. No, but you can have my boyfriend, he's a loser. I divorced my wife years ago for him. It was so good then, but now I have so much junk. Omg, what were we talking about, oh yeah the table, I don't know, it's $400. What's your story?
Well... I just gave up on the personals section so this is quite a pleasant surprise.  I was originally only willing to pay 200 for it, but if you throw in the boyfriend I'll go as high as 201
You really are a little kneeslapper. You will definitely need to slap something to get me to accept that offer. I'm a busy gal and don't have time for your nonsense. So, like I said it's $400, but you are cute, so I'll give you a discount. I'm Turkish and so I will give you what we call the "proper" handshake. That's $20 off. Because it comes out of the ATM like that.
Honestly I'm not here for the table.  I'm your old ex-wife and I was hoping this deal would rekindle our relationship, but it's clear that this isn't going to happen.  Best I can do is 256
How uninteresting. You bore me. $320