Who made a rant on Tuesday?
Charlie Sheen
What happened a day before this?
he was fired
What prompted his firing?
his increasingly bizarre behavior
What poets does the writer compare him to?
Jack Kerouac
Any others?
Allen Ginsberg
What instrument does Sheen claim to "shred?"
Gibson
In what condition does he assert guests wanted to go to his banquet?
nude
What does he think they grovel for?
keys to my gold."
What nickname has he given himself?
Malibu Messiah
What mystic vocation does he claim to belong to?
a warlock
On what platform did he issue this rant?
Ustream.com
Did it seem impromptu?
no
Was it easy for viewers to laugh off?
no
Who was the creator of the show he got fired from?
Chuck Lorre
Who was the primary target of his ravings?
Chuck Lorre
What animal did Sheen compare him to?
a worm
And what nickname did Sheen grant him?
Chuck E. Cheese Ball
How did he characterize Lorre's smile?
as plastic
And what character flaws did he accuse Lorre of possessing?
narcissism and greed
Does he feel the CBS chief's wife is happy being married to him?
no