How long ago did someone go on a trip?
30 years ago
Where did they go?
Canada
What is this story about?
Mitt Romney
Did he have a pet?
yes
What kind?
dog
Why were people mad at him?
the family pooch was in a car top carrier
What did they say?
unknown
Are any other presidents mentioned?
yes
Which is one?
President Obama
Did he have a pet?
no
Did he eat a cat?
no
What did he eat?
dog
Who made fun of them?
Democrats
Did anybody else?
Jimmy Kimmel
What did he say about Mitt?
If Mitt Romney offers you a ride, call shotgun
And the other?
And if President Obama starts buttering you, run!
Which editor is mentioned?
Garrett Graff