Who saved a life?
a dog
According to whom?
a Michigan man
How was the animal able to do this?
chewed off the infected part
The man didn't try to stop him?
no
What was infected?
yes
What did he chew off again?
his right big toe
Was the man awake?
no
Why not?
was in a drunken stupor
Do they know what happened to his foot?
yes
Who took him to the doctor?
his wife
Had he been drinking vodka with her?
no
What were they drinking?
beer and margaritas
Were they small drinks?
no
What size were they?
big enough to put goldfish in
What was the funny part?
that they shouldn't have had to pay the co-pay
Why not?
the dog did half the job
Did this happen on a Thursday?
no
When did it happen?
a Saturday night
What kind of dog is it?
Jack Russell Terrier
What is the dogs name?
Kiko