Why did the angel alligator scream?
It had a fork in its butt
How did that happen?
unknown
What facial feature did he have?
a beard
Did anyone notice?
no
What did they focus on instead?
the fork in its butt
What did the animal do next?
made a friend
What did he require?
a fork
Why
to eat his spaghetti
What did the animal love to do?
roll in mud and sun
Why did it gallop away?
unknown