[meeting_bingo] is a stupid Lasso method that generates a BINGO! game card
with unique meeting buzzwords. It returns a string of HTML for which you may
set its encoding to
encodenone. Internally, one may customize the
buzzwords to their meaningless corporate culture. Its sole practical usage is
to randomly select an item from an array, then remove it from the next
iteration of random selection.
This method was inspired during one too many purposeless mandatory staff meetings, in which staff would recite what they had done during the previous week, and management would regurgitate buzzword platitudes. It was all I could do not to stab someone with a pen. In a fit of subversive coding, I furiously whipped together this method. Then prior to staff meetings, I printed out Meeting BINGO! cards to share with fellow staff members who felt the same way. At the end of the meeting, the person with the fewest marked off squares would buy the first round during happy hour.
meeting_bingo requires no parameters.
Output is a Meeting BINGO! game card.
Installation and Requirements
The repository contains the method
[meeting_bingo] in a file named
meeting_bingo.lasso and a directory
meeting_bingo_demo containing the
demo. In this directory there is a web page named
There are no additional requirements.
Place the file
meeting_bingo.lasso on your server, and load it.
Place the demo folder anywhere in your website, and load the file. Save it to PDF and play it on your smart phone.