Apache module to provide data for dogescript applications via libdoge
What is it?
One key issue with dogescript today is providing high-quality doge data on the backend (serverside) to the frontend dogescripts (clientside.) Previous, hacky solutions involved generating this data on the fly via Perl or memory-heavy, N-tier J2EE frameworks. Now, there's finally a better way.
mod_doge is a module for Apache which reproduces doge using modern, asexual methods. Highly performant, thread safe, and unlikely to pee all over your carpet.
mod_doge requires libdoge, Apache 2.4, and a reasonable filesystem in which slashes slant the right way. This is for perfectly legitimate, non-kludgy reasons. Wow. Also, I don't know if it'll work properly in Centos because they put things in the wrong place there.
make, and then
make install. Your doge could probably do it, though you'd
probably have to type the command and then spread peanut butter on the "enter" key,
or something. Look, I'm just spitballing. How you compile your code is up to you.
Obtaining doge data from a mod_doge enabled httpd is a simple REST away!
##Authentication Clients will authenticate to the API using their IP address and any cookies that may have been distributed on the main fomain.
mod_doge uses the access control mechanisms built into Apache to provide comprehensive
security. For instance, you can probably ban people with your
virtualhost if they're
all the time coming by and getting your doges all riled up. One time I had a neighbor
who had this bizarre fixation with my doge, and I'm not even kidding, he would always
whistle at the doges real loud until they were barking like crazy and then he'd leave.
Such trollage. Wow.
##Arguments and request options You can optionally request doges. Or not. Don't argue about it.
##Extending the API
If you need doge data elsewhere, consider performing a 301 redirect to the API URL
and method using
mod_rewrite, either (again) in your
virtualhost files or in
Provides one doge, enclosed in
<pre> for readability.
GET /much_doge Accept text/html,application/xhtml+xml,application/xml;q=0.9,*/*;q=0.8 Accept-Encoding gzip, deflate Accept-Language en-US,en;q=0.5 Cache-Control no-cache Connectio keep-alive Host localhost Pragma no-cache User-Agent Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Linux x86_64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/27.0.1453.110 Safari/537.36
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mod_doges does not support windows. They kept escaping, and that was really bad.