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README.md

An Endless Stream of Mindnumbing Brainfarts

Do you feel optimistic and confident about mankind's future? Lively and outgoing with a clear, focused mind?

Then take the following steps:

  • make an acccount on Twitter
  • follow as many people as possible (as in 1000+)
  • create a consumer key and access token
  • put your speakerphones on maximum
  • run the script with the proper settings