hubot-sassy-dancer

That thing where there's a sassy dancer in Twitter who says things, but for Hubot.

Installation

Put it in your scripts folder, homey.

Usage

Tell your robot to "sass me" a three-word phrase:

robot sass me like he said

(•_•)
<) )╯   like
 / \

 (•_•)
\( (>   he
 / \

(•_•)
<) )╯   said 
 / \

...or a three-part phrase, delimited by some sweet forward-slashes:

robot sass me Blowing from the west / Fallen leaves gather / In the east.

(•_•)
<) )╯   Blowing from the west
 / \

 (•_•)
\( (>   Fallen leaves gather
 / \

(•_•)
<) )╯   In the east. 
 / \

Yep. That's all I got.

Caveats

This script prefers to be used on Slack-deployed hubots. On other chat platforms, the dancer will have sassy backticks sort of littered around. Still sassy, tho.