Rewrite in rust?

[shadowcat-mst]

English is vague, under specified, and generally hard to understand - this could easily lead to problems up to and including the audience being unintentionally offended or worse still failing to get the joke.

With rust's better specification and capacity for type punning, borrow checker to mark jokes taken from other comedians so you don't accidentally both reference them during the same set, and explicit memory model so you can't forget a joke half way through, it would clearly be a far superior approach.

Additionally, cargo would be a vast improvement over your usual choice of pants.

So, please, rewrite it in rust! (ref: https://transitiontech.ca/random/RIIR )

[genehack]

Instead of Rust you should consider Lojban.

[genehack]

Instead of Rust you should consider Lojban.

[64]

Yes, I strongly agree. English isn't memory-safe. With rust, you'll never forget your routine again.

[64]

Yes, I strongly agree. English isn't memory-safe. With rust, you'll never forget your routine again.

[Kixunil]

In addition, Rust is fearlessly concurrent. English is not - just try telling two jokes at the same time and you'll see how difficult is to do it without data races.

[Kixunil]

In addition, Rust is fearlessly concurrent. English is not - just try telling two jokes at the same time and you'll see how difficult is to do it without data races.

[luciusmagn]

With Rust's amazing ownership system you will never have to worry about your jokes being stolen again!

[luciusmagn]

With Rust's amazing ownership system you will never have to worry about your jokes being stolen again!