diff --git a/.gitignore b/.gitignore
index 147414a..dbaf881 100644
--- a/.gitignore
+++ b/.gitignore
@@ -1,6 +1,7 @@
 node_modules/
 dist/
 
+.wrangler/
 .cache/
 .env
 
diff --git a/config/11ty/filters.js b/config/11ty/filters.js
index e4709d0..c7f8305 100644
--- a/config/11ty/filters.js
+++ b/config/11ty/filters.js
@@ -1,5 +1,6 @@
 import { DateTime } from 'luxon';
 import urlize from '../urlize.js';
+import stringify from '../json-pretty-stringify.js';
 
 const toShortDate = (dateObject) => {
 	// 10/14/1983
@@ -51,5 +52,8 @@ export const filters = (eleventyConfig) => {
 	eleventyConfig.addFilter('capitalize', (string) => {
 		return string.charAt(0).toUpperCase() + string.slice(1);
 	});
+	eleventyConfig.addFilter('stringify', (value) => {
+		return stringify(value, '\t');
+	});
 	eleventyConfig.addFilter('url', urlize);
 };
diff --git a/config/json-pretty-stringify.js b/config/json-pretty-stringify.js
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..d665e23
--- /dev/null
+++ b/config/json-pretty-stringify.js
@@ -0,0 +1,28 @@
+export default function (input, space) {
+	return JSON.stringify(
+		input,
+		function (k, v) {
+			if (Array.isArray(v)) {
+				let children = '';
+
+				for (let index = 0, l = v.length; index < l; index++) {
+					const value = v[index];
+					const child = JSON.stringify(value);
+
+					if (child === undefined) continue;
+
+					children += children ? `, ${child}` : child;
+				}
+
+				return `[${children}]`;
+			}
+			return v;
+		},
+		space,
+	)
+		.replaceAll('\\', '')
+		.replaceAll('"[', '[')
+		.replaceAll(']"', ']')
+		.replaceAll('"{', '{')
+		.replaceAll('}"', '}');
+}
diff --git a/functions/index.ts b/functions/index.ts
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..27fc55d
--- /dev/null
+++ b/functions/index.ts
@@ -0,0 +1,22 @@
+import stringify from '../config/json-pretty-stringify.js';
+import whoami from '../src/_data/whoami.js';
+
+// @ts-expect-error
+export async function onRequest(context: EventContext): PagesFunction {
+	const { next, request } = context as {
+		next: (
+			input?: Request | string,
+			init?: RequestInit,
+		) => Promise<Response>;
+		request: Request;
+	};
+
+	if (
+		new URL(request.url).pathname === '/' &&
+		request.headers.get('user-agent')?.startsWith('curl/')
+	) {
+		return new Response(stringify(whoami, 2));
+	}
+
+	return await next();
+}
diff --git a/functions/package.json b/functions/package.json
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..9c3a622
--- /dev/null
+++ b/functions/package.json
@@ -0,0 +1,7 @@
+{
+	"name": "functions",
+	"version": "0.1.0",
+	"devDependencies": {
+		"@cloudflare/workers-types": "^4.20240208.0"
+	}
+}
diff --git a/functions/pnpm-lock.yaml b/functions/pnpm-lock.yaml
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..e25c7d2
--- /dev/null
+++ b/functions/pnpm-lock.yaml
@@ -0,0 +1,16 @@
+lockfileVersion: '6.0'
+
+settings:
+  autoInstallPeers: true
+  excludeLinksFromLockfile: false
+
+devDependencies:
+  '@cloudflare/workers-types':
+    specifier: ^4.20240208.0
+    version: 4.20240208.0
+
+packages:
+
+  /@cloudflare/workers-types@4.20240208.0:
+    resolution: {integrity: sha512-MVGTTjZpJu4kJONvai5SdJzWIhOJbuweVZ3goI7FNyG+JdoQH41OoB+nMhLsX626vPLZVWGPIWsiSo/WZHzgQw==}
+    dev: true
diff --git a/functions/tsconfig.json b/functions/tsconfig.json
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..d9d3a20
--- /dev/null
+++ b/functions/tsconfig.json
@@ -0,0 +1,17 @@
+{
+	"compilerOptions": {
+		"noEmit": true,
+		"module": "esnext",
+		"target": "esnext",
+		"lib": ["esnext"],
+		"strict": true,
+		"alwaysStrict": true,
+		"preserveConstEnums": true,
+		"moduleResolution": "node",
+		"resolveJsonModule": true,
+		"sourceMap": true,
+		"types": ["@cloudflare/workers-types"]
+	},
+	"include": ["src"],
+	"exclude": ["node_modules", "dist", "test"]
+}
diff --git a/package.json b/package.json
index 06b8e2b..ad5d258 100644
--- a/package.json
+++ b/package.json
@@ -58,5 +58,5 @@
 		"prettier": "^3.2.5",
 		"rimraf": "^5.0.5"
 	},
-	"packageManager": "pnpm@8.9.0"
+	"packageManager": "pnpm@8.15.1"
 }
diff --git a/src/_data/whoami.js b/src/_data/whoami.js
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..de2a459
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/_data/whoami.js
@@ -0,0 +1,12 @@
+import site from '../../site.config.js';
+
+export default {
+	name: site.author.name,
+	website: site.url,
+	occupation: 'Student',
+	location: 'United States',
+	languages: ['JavaScript', 'TypeScript', 'Rust', 'Python', 'HTML', 'CSS'],
+	frameworks: ['SolidJS', 'Eleventy', 'TailwindCSS'],
+	interests: ['Web Development', 'Software Development', 'Open Source'],
+	learning: ['Rust', 'Vue', 'Fortran', 'Swift'],
+};
diff --git a/src/index.njk b/src/index.njk
index 427cd0e..262b964 100644
--- a/src/index.njk
+++ b/src/index.njk
@@ -11,16 +11,7 @@ templateEngineOverride: njk, md
 <div class="py-4">
 
 ```js
-const whoami = {
-    name: "{{ site.author.name }}",
-    website: "{{ site.url }}",
-    occupation: "Student",
-    location: "United States",
-    languages: ["JavaScript", "TypeScript", "Rust", "Python", "HTML", "CSS"],
-    frameworks: ["SolidJS", "Eleventy", "TailwindCSS"],
-    interests: ["Web Development", "Software Development", "Open Source"],
-    learning: ["Rust", "Vue", "Fortran", "Swift"],
-};
+const whoami = {{ whoami | stringify | safe }};
 ```
 
 </div>