Quick, look busy! Print some poop in your terminals!
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logpoop

Logpoop has several poopy modes: test, tail eff, poop, and make.

In the case of anything that fills up your terminal with garbage logs, logpoop will chose the largest logfiles from either /var/log or the directory you specify (using the -d flag).

test

logpoop -t test [-d LOG_DIR]

Test mode "runs some unit tests" in one terminal and "tails some log file" in another terminal. Realistic! You are so busy running your tests!

Test Mode

tail eff

logpoop [-d DIR]

Tail eff mode grabs a bunch of log files (either from a folder you specify or from /var/log) and simulates "tail -f" in all of your open terminals, while varying the speed and intensity. Whoa, don't bother me - I'm busy! Move away, plebes.

Tail Eff Mode

poop

logpoop -t poop

Prints a random ASCII poop in your terminal. OK, so this isn't so useful - but then, neither are you (right now).

Poop Mode

make

logpoop -t make

It takes a really, really long time to compile this little ditty. If you wait long enough, you will be rewarded with the best binary every made. Seriously!

Make Mode

Installation

[sudo] gem install logpoop

Help

logpoop --help

Copyright

Copyright (c) 2011 Billy Reisinger. See LICENSE.txt for further details. LOL